New Worm Starts Munching MSN Users
Kosmik writes "It appears that MSN has been struck by a vindictive new worm, according to security company Panda Software. The worm, acting in the vein of movies like the Ring and FearDotCom, delivers a fateful terror message and then proceeds to disable most of your protection software like anti-virus,firewalls and even your Windows control apps (TaskManager, Regedit). It distributes itself to all your MSN contacts by sending a video called 'Fantasma.'"
So I connect to the MSN network but through a nice free little app called GAIM.
... or if it was a design decision by choice to avoid hidden viruses that the codecs unpack in the media files. Probably the latter.
My friends often try to send me files or pictures or videos through the MSN network and it doesn't work. They get annoyed and tell me to "just use MSN." I'm told that GAIM is stupid & crappy for not supporting these features.
Really makes you wonder if the people who developed gaim couldn't figure out how to make the videos/pictures stream through the chat box
GAIM also works on a number of other chat networks--as chat clients should. Another thing about chat clients is that they should stick to limited functionality. There are way more secure ways to transfer files. I don't want a profile, I don't want it integrated with my operating system (married to the kernel), I don't want media streaming, I just want to chat.
Don't bloat your software.
My work here is dung.
"on the 1st day you get scared, on the 2nd you get desperate, on the 3rd you look for help and on the 4th you die"
Panda did not provide information about the payload of the BlackAngel.B worm.
I think it's pretty clear what the payload is. Somebody better get a fix out for this quick...Like in the next 2 or 3 days!
This guy's the limit!
Or on windows, you could try Miranda
http://www.miranda-im.org/
A CNN poll taken recently showed that 98.1% of US citizens would rather have the MSN virus on their computer instead of the 1990 film in Spanish.
It's so unfortunate that we haven't invented the technology to "unwatch" films yet.
My work here is dung.
Thanks for 3rd party apps like GAIM and Trillian.
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I find a few hits to the head with a blunt object works pretty well. Just make sure there aren't any sharp objects around you could hit in your fall.
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New Worm Starts Munching MSN Users
In other news, Hollywood announces the production of Tremors 4: Attack of the Microsoft Munchers.
"You will pay for your lack of vision..." - Emperor Palpatine to Ray Charles
Trillian is another popular choice, although if you want Google Talk/Jabber and plugin functionality you have to shell out a few extra $$$. Even though I have I'm still looking at Miranda... the latest alpha looks nice.
The most annoying thing about this though is that some of the protocols don't support buddy list groups, or at least Trillian doesn't, because if I connect to my accounts from another computer with Trillian or from another OS, my groups pretty much explode. It's very annoying. I don't think there's anything the Trillian dev team can really do about it tho.
The only certainties in life are taxes and death, but it seems that it should be ammended for windows users with virus/worm infections.
So, did you pay taxes lately?
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A trojan/virus/etc. that disables regedit and the task manager - and monkeys with files. This is not A Good Thing.
Many corporations support MSN Messenger only. Given a choice, however, I'm very fond of Trillian Pro 3. I found the license price for Trillian to be quite reasonable, considering its flexibility, stability, and the fact that (so far, fingers crossed) it has not been subject to attacks such as this.
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This is so going to happen to my sister, and I am so not going to fix her computer this time.
Remember kids, don't constantly insult the person who fixes your computers.
Does it make you happy you're so strange?
I don't much approve of destructive viri, but if they're going to be out there, they might as well have a little character to them. Who needs yet another boring old "spams your adress book and erases your HD" routine when you can be 0wned by something just a bit more interesting?
Reminds me of the good old days of "gimme a cookie."
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From the article:
Ummmm... here's a hint: if somebody sends you a random URL to an executable, don't run it!
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Off topic, I know, but need some good comebacks to the Microsoft Zealot that just sent this around at work:
Ben says: Yah, but it's open source.
John says: Open source is a bad joke hoist by their own petard on the Don Quixote's who hate MS (just because)
DEVELOPER 1: Let's spend all of our spare time writing something COOL.
DEVELOPER 2: Yeah, and we won't charge anything for it. That'll show Micro$oft.
BIG CORPORATION (not Micro$oft) EXECUTIVE 1: Let's use that COOL thing from DEVELOPER 1 and 2. It's doesn't cost anything and it's already at version 0.02. All of the blogs say that by version 1.0 it will be even COOLER.
BIG CORPORATION (not Micro$oft) EXECUTIVE 2: Yeah, we'll make ton's of money off it and be the next Micro$oft.
BIG CORPORATION (not Micro$oft) EXECUTIVE 1: Wow, we're done and we only spent twice as much money developing with the buggy undocumented version 0.02 of that COOL thing from DEVELOPER 1 and 2.
BIG CORPORATION (not Micro$oft) EXECUTIVE 2: Yeah, and we didn't pay Micro$oft one dime. Let's waste some more money sticking it to Micro$oft.
DEVELOPER 1: Hey, I'm thirsty and I don't have any money for my Dt Mt Dew.
DEVELOPER 2: Yeah, but at least BIG CORPORATION is making lot's of money off of our work and not Microsoft. Boy we showed Micro$oft.
DEVELOPER 1: Ok, but I need my Dt Mt Dew. Let's go do something else.
BIG CORPORATION (not Micro$oft) EXECUTIVE 1: Hey, nobody is supporting that COOL thing anymore. We're really screwed. Let's see if we can't pay Micro$oft an arm and a leg to solve our problem with their crappy software.
BIG CORPORATION (not Micro$oft) EXECUTIVE 2: No, let's use the COOL thing from DEVELOPERS 3 and 4. According to their web site, it will have everything we need just as soon as pigs can fly. And, it's free!
Anyone else have a hard time here reading Slashdot now that it's gone to this new layout/theme?
Is there any way I can go back to a Slashdot that values content over style?
"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it." - John Lennon.
a video called 'Fantasma.'
Anyone read this quickly as 'Futurama'?
Normally I will question the brain of anyone who clicks a link without confirming with the person who sent it that it's not a virus, but all my friends know I love futurama clips.
Good news everyone, I can be socially engineered.
Through a vulnerability in MSN messenger, or is it just the usual "click here to get infected" method?
Lots of people complain that P2P is unsafe because it carries virusses and what not. So how come I have never been infected?
Obvious it is because of my enormous intellect that makes einstein look stupid and think that a 15mb .exe files claiming to be a movie is suspicious.
Yes granted the recent WMF crap showed us that if you use MS software any file extension is under suspiscion and the design choice by MS to hide the extension by default must rank as one of their most stupid one (then again this is ms, they make so many it is hard to determine wich one was their worsed).
But GAIM does not protect you from being stupid. Nothing does. Just that if you went through the trouble of installing GAIM on a Non-MS machine, or if you are on a MS-machine deliberatly disabled MSN and installed GAIM, then you are probably not that stupid.
It ain't GAIM that is keeping you safe, it is your brain. Trust me on this, I been around long enough to know people will do anything to get infected. Just promise them a juicy picture. We have about the same chance of stopping computer infection as we have of stepping Sexually Transmitted Diseases. When Miss Jpeg flirts with you, you don't think of using a condom. (Oh and using a condom isn't enough, deep kissing can do it too. How many of you practising safe sex make sure no fluids whatever are swapped?)
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
Thankfully I'm using GAIM, & it's awesome! :-)
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from Pandas webpage
Countries affected
España 2.42
México 2.15
Perú 0.71
Chile 0.33
there are NO english speaking countries affected and the original site which hosted the file is dead (file removed i looked)
if today is AV fud promotion day you could at least try and scare us with a virus that affects English speaking countries
At least death doesn't get WORSE every year!!!
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
Correction -- New work starts munching STUPID MSN Messenger users.
If you accept an unsolicited download, you deserve everything you get. This bug can be protected against with a simple "What is this you're trying to send me?".
It's been a long time.
News up next - Ursine defecation in arboreal context and spiritual leader found in Rome.
In this case the user is clicking on a hyper link in the IM Conversation which uses a web browser to download an external application. If someone on your buddy list sent you this message, it would come through with no problems. You could click the link and download the file with no problems. It could even execute it's payload while you are wrapped in your GAIM blanket of security. The only thing that it MIGHT not be able to do is to propagate itself to all of the members of your friends list.
-Rick
"Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
This doesn't sound like a virus, More of a bug fix for windows. Any change is an improvement.
Mod others as you would have them mod you.
I've always been concerned that the IM clients we use would be a threat some day. I didn't have any reason other than lots of people use them all of the time and by their very nature they allow people to reach out and touch you RIGHT NOW.
.NET capability already deployed on the Windows machines. So it's very easy to get lots of cool extras with little effort. Kind of a bummer someone is exploiting it. It's my guess MSN was hit first because of the number of subscribers. I'd suspect something like Trillian or GAIM to have more security holes.
I'm not surprised that MSN got hit first (or at least in a major way). M$ tries hard to do just a bit more than the basic solution because it's easy to do so. They have a lot of great COM and
Slashdot.. where people join together in deliberate ignorance.
Someone I met online recently sent me this message:
"I got my MSN names from http://www.im-names.com/ they're free!"
After getting this person to clarify that it was sent automatically. I said "OK, that's spyware." They said "I don't care." They are now blocked.
Gaim and some common sense means I'll never actually get the spyware, but it doesn't mean I won't get annoyed by it. After all, remember chain mail? I used to get chain IMs all the time -- "Send this to 25 friends by midnight and something good will happen!".
Really, the only solution, no matter what your IM client, is to start blocking morons.
Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
Should be changed to "New Worm Starts Munching MSN Messenger Users". The MSN Messenging network and MSN are two different things.
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Not a bad album either, if you're into odd electronic music.
burrocrisy
and that would be what? Ruling by jackasses? Never has a slashdot misspelling been more apropos
En el 1er día te espantas, en el 2 te desesperas, en el 3 buscas ayuda y en el 4 mueres.
On the 1st day you are frightened, on the 2nd you are hopeless, on the 3rd you look for aid and on the 4th you die.
What a nice person, eh?
I not saying nuffing, but didnt MS just launch a pay for service to fix problems like this?
Or is it using an exploit in Media Player and inhabiting something that's actually a movie file? The foggy article doesn't say, and the news section at Panda's site doesn't shed any more light. In fact it talks about both a 'movie" and about "code'.
GAIM is obviously a load of complete rubbish because it doesn't support this functionality.
GoogleTalk deserves the same ire - you can't do anything with that except send instant messages - that's not what IM was invented for. Harumph! What would Google know about the Internet, anyway.
When will these people learn (as Microsoft have) that not being allowed to destroy our own machines and everyone else we know and spend days trying to get back to where we were is not a feature - it's clearly a bug. We enjoy rebuilding operating systems!
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*crunch* *crunch* *swallow*
Hmmm... tastes like chicken.
If Nalgene water bottles are outlawed, only outlaws will have Nalgene water bottles.
I sure hope the CDC has been notified about these MNS users being munched on. I wonder if this is worse than the flesh eating disease.
You got the touch!
What you don't understand is non geeks are afraid of computers. When people are afraid they cling tightly to what they know whether that's a rational decision or not. To someone who is afraid and who lacks knowledge the unknown is terrifying, what if the new software is worse they think? They have zero understanding of things slasdot geeks take for granted like file formats, Unix user permissions, etc, all they know about the computer is next to nothing and their fear from bad things that have happened in the past
Never mind the fact that the fear of computers in turn comes from from bad engineering decisions from M$. Obviously educating people is the answer but it's not easy when you are dealing with people who are afraid and only want to know the minimum about their computer to just chat, e-mail, surf the web, word process, and look at pictures from the kids from their digital camera.
I could write a whole 'nother diatribe about fear, the "war on terrorism," Bush, and the abrogation of our civil liberties but I'll refrain for now. Suffice it to say fear is a powerful emotion that helps Bush and M$.
Tired of all the isms, don't exploit people as an employer, or a government, mmmmK?
Or am I the only one who thought that when they read what this virus did?
I mean, come on - a virus/worm/trojan attacking a Microsoft application/"service"??
Isn't this like announcing "water passes through a screen door"?
If you're going to insist on using a collection of security holes held together with a little bit of application code, you've pretty much got to expect this kind of thing.
--- Asking inconvenient questions for over 30 years...
Q. What is the plural of virus?
/ v/virus.html
A. Viruses.
It is not viri, or (which is worse) virii. True, the word comes directly from Latin, but not all Latin words ending in -us have -i as their plural. Besides, viri is the Latin word for 'men' (plural of vir, man, the root the English virile). There is in fact no written attestation of a Latin plural of virus. If you would like to pursue the subject further, see the excellent article "What's the Plural of 'Virus'?". If you have some knowledge of linguistics and Latin, you might be interested in the morphological analysis of the word from the Perseus Project.
http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language
I see there are a few replies from ACs here, which probably are pointing out the same thing, but I don't read AC comments...
"But this one goes to 11!"
OMG How dare you correct my grammar blah blah. Actually, thank you! I did not know that, and have been saying it wrong all these years.
I do know, however, that I misspelled "address." And I don't regret that in the slightest.
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Ummmm... here's a hint: if somebody sends you a random URL to an executable, don't run it!
TFA is wrong then - if you have to execute anything, it's not a worm. A worm infects your system via a security hole in an application andneeds no user assistance (well, sometimes the user has to neglect to apply patches or run a firewall).
This is not a worm. It is a trojan. I wouldn't trust any information from the web site, since they don't know their wormy ass from a hole in Troy's ground.
Nothing at SecurityFocus about this, they're talking about the Yahoo worm shich actually IS a worm:
If you can't get into your house, call a locksmith, not a carpenter.
So I communicate to others but through a nice free little thing called letters
... or if it was a design decision by choice to avoid hidden viruses that the codecs unpack in the media files. Probably the latter.
My friends often try to send me files or pictures or videos through the "internet" and it doesn't work. They get annoyed and tell me to "go online." I'm told that snail mail is stupid & crappy for not supporting these features.
Really makes you wonder if the people who developed writing couldn't figure out how to make the videos/pictures stream through the mail box
Do you also rail against email attachments? Oh wait GAIM is OSS so it's automatically better even if that betterness manifests in a lack of basic features.
I feel comfortable knowing that a number of scientologist-run companies like Panda and Sunbelt are using L. Ron Hubbard's tech to find security breaches.
It's the chyropractor approach and it gets rid of that pain in your neck. You've got diphtheria. I'm gonna crack your bones. You've got a virus. I'm gonna wipe your HD.
--Rob
Towards the Singularity.
Who said Gaim "is try mimic MSN functionallity"? Gaim itself sure doesn't! http://gaim.sourceforge.net/about.php Besides, the parent might just have been joking...? "When will these people learn (as Microsoft have) that not being allowed to destroy our own machines and everyone else we know and spend days trying to get back to where we were is not a feature - it's clearly a bug. We enjoy rebuilding operating systems." I'd almost think you were joking, but there is nothing funny in your post.
Alturin.
The easiest way to avoid viruses and worms is to make yourself incompatable. You may be able to download viruses through MSN Messenger on Macs or another open-sorce Instant Messegeing app on Linux, but as far as I know, the virus would simply do nothing.