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Bill Gates to Step Down from Microsoft

Geoffreyerffoeg writes "According to Microsoft PressPass, Bill Gates will be leaving his role at Microsoft in July 2008. He'll be staying with the company, but is also moving to a more fulltime position with the Gates Foundation. 'Microsoft Corp. today announced that effective July 2008 Bill Gates, chairman, will transition out of a day-to-day role in the company to spend more time on his global health and education work at the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. The company announced a two-year transition process to ensure that there is a smooth and orderly transfer of Gates' daily responsibilities, and said that after July 2008 Gates would continue to serve as the company's chairman and an adviser on key development projects.' CTO Ray Ozzie will assume Gates' role of Chief Software Architect, and CTO Craig Mundie will also take on more leadership responsibility."

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  1. Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to sell off my M$ stock...

    1. Re:Holy Sh*t by ad0le · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This will be my final post with slashdot, i'll be moving to digg for my news after today.

      This guy wants to quit his day to day responsibilities to give away his money to the less fortunate and all you guys want to do is bash him. Hey, I like Linux, I own a Mac and have tons of Windows experience, but just because you don't like his business practices or his OS dosn't give you the right to belittle him. Will you manage to give away 80% of your fortune before you die? Didn't think so fucktard!

      Give the guy a break, he's one of the few modern day humanitarians!

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    2. Re:Holy Sh*t by script_daddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You must be new here, etc. etc.

      Thing is, the Slashdot-crowd is becoming increasingly singleminded when it comes to issues such as Copyright Infringment, Micro$oft (never forget the dollar sign, or you'll never blend in!) and the Bush Administration. I blame the moderation system. Pimping Linux and Booing Bill, if done with some degree of artfulness, is a surefire way to get modded up. Why take the contrarian position if your point of view is going to be modded "Troll" or "Flamebait" in a matter of nanoseconds?

      For what it's worth, I agree with you. Microsoft's business practices can be questioned (though they're not much worse than other companies in similar situations), but the humanitarian efforts of Bill Gates should not be underestimated or scoffed at. Sure, he's still filthy rich despite how much he has given, but if he was as evil as many slashdotters would like to have it, why wouldn't he keep it all? Or spend the money to build an evil headquarter in an inactive volcano?

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    3. Re:Holy Sh*t by derniers · · Score: 3, Interesting

      he will have a lot more fun giving away $30 billion than staying at MSFT

    4. Re:Holy Sh*t by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 3, Funny
      but if he was as evil as many slashdotters would like to have it, why wouldn't he keep it all? Or spend the money to build an evil headquarter in an inactive volcano?

      Because it's much more evil to build it in an active volcano - and more expensive, too.

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    5. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hi, I'm posting anonymously because I've moderated in the thread.

      You must be new here, etc. etc. Thing is, the Slashdot-crowd is becoming increasingly singleminded when it comes to issues such as Copyright Infringment, Micro$oft (never forget the dollar sign, or you'll never blend in!) and the Bush Administration. I blame the moderation system. Pimping Linux and Booing Bill, if done with some degree of artfulness, is a surefire way to get modded up. Why take the contrarian position if your point of view is going to be modded "Troll" or "Flamebait" in a matter of nanoseconds?

      I use a modified threshold for viewing comments (-2 to 'funny', for example), and I view only at level 5. Of the messages currently modded +5 for me, there are seven posts that are positive or congradulatory regarding Bill Gates. There are three posts that are simply factual (clarifying his role as Chairman, for example), and zero posts that bitch about Gates/Microsoft (in other words, posts that are following the "surefire way to get modded up).

      I think any population as large as the Slashdot crowd is going to have it's supply of vocal morons, but there are quite a few thoughtful people around as well.

    6. Re:Holy Sh*t by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's funny is you just posted a comment about how messed up the moderation system is, and yet you get modded up to +5 for pointing out the flaws, and supporting Bill Gates. Guess it's not as messed up as you thought it was.

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    7. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I assume you mean this program:

      http://www.soundfamilies.org/

      From the website:
      More than 200 new transitional housing units were funded through the Sound Families Initiative, along with critical support services such as job training, substance abuse counseling, and child care services. Sound Families is a $40 million commitment to find
      solutions to homelessness in the Puget Sound region.

      Yeah, that sounds like a mediocre half-assed solution to me, obviously designed to increase the number of crack houses in the area.

      Care to show any stats as to how the number of crack houses went up due to this program? How about a news article? A Blog? Maybe a napkin with some scribbles on it?

      No, then shut the hell up.

      When the richest man in the world commits to dedicating nearly his ENTIRE fortune to charity (his kid's apparently aren't due to inherit much...it goes to the foundation), I'm afraid I can forgive a hell of a lot of capitalist bullying.

    8. Re:Holy Sh*t by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I call bullshit.
      the quote "Don't forget, for every Bill Gates, there have to be many "less fortunate" to be exploited^W marketed to" just bleeds ignorance.
      1. Almost all of the people he is trying to help via the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation wouldn't be helped by American tax dollars anyway. And before you say "foreign aid", remember that the money we give to other countries goes to the /governments/ not the people. At least the Foundation can give it to independent organizations/people.

      2. I'm not going to defend goods/money laundering, but do you really live in such a fantasy world that you think that if the US Government had a bunch more money that anything would be better? They would waste it on more earmarks and pork barrel crap and we would still have the same problems. The amount of funding going to important areas is basically kept to as high as it can be without cutting into the politicians pet projects (read, pork for their state) but they won't put it low enough to piss people off, because they might then catch on to the scam.

      For every bill gates there are LESS, less fortunate people. New industries are created (example, a huge section of the IT market), and tons of new jobs are created. Just because there arent as many people as wealthy as him does not mean he has done something bad.
      Also, maybe you should get into your head just what "less fortunate means".
      We are so pampered in the US and don't understand that "less fortunate" here basically means "not living comfortably". "Less fortunate" in say, Africa, parts of Asia, parts of the middle east, etc means at risk of death a lot of the time.

      Quite frankly, I am glad that the money is going someplace other than the Government, just about anywhere else would be better.

      Constant Pie econonics is FUD

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    9. Re:Holy Sh*t by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What does legal have to do with right or wrong?

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  2. He's not leaving by Shippy · · Score: 5, Informative
    He's going to stay chairman. This is a transition of his Chief Software Architect role. From the first line in the article:
    Working full time at Microsoft through June 2008, Gates then will continue as chairman and advisor while increasing Foundation efforts; Ray Ozzie and Craig Mundie to assume expanded roles.
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    1. Re:He's not leaving by hahafaha · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's right. In fact, the title of the article, although it grabs your attention immediately, is very wrong. He is just not going to do as much actual work, but he is still chairman.

      Oh, and a note to those that are saying that we can't make fun of him anymore: we still can, because he *started* microsoft. What will we do when he dies? We will still make fun of him!

    2. Re:He's not leaving by mjmalone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being the chairman of the board is very different from being an employee for a company. The chairman of the board is _not_ an employee, he is an owner and is supposed to represent the interests of the owners. Owners != Employees. Basically, sounds like Bill is stepping down from his day-to-day activities managing the organization. But he still has billions of dollars tied up in an ownership position -- it would be incredibly stupid of him not to protect that investment.

    3. Re:He's not leaving by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny
      What will we do when he dies? We will still make fun of him!

      Yeah, nothing like some black humor from geeks disconnected from reality!

      I picture some zealots crushing his tomb stone and leaving a note with the words
      "... and so, at last, Mammon fell, and this final puny sign of his evil rule was shattered!" -- From the Book of Mozilla, 8:12
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    4. Re:He's not leaving by dar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And on the pedestal these words appear:
      "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
      Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
      Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
      Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
      The lone and level sands stretch far away.

        Percy Bysshe Shelley

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    5. Re:He's not leaving by kfg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I picture some zealots crushing his tomb stone. . .

      Anticipation of that is why he is going into the "philanthropy biz."

      It's SOP for those who know their tombstones deserve crushing. Some of them even go so far as to hide their tombs (See Alexander, Temujin, most of the Pharoahs, etc.).

      KFG

    6. Re:He's not leaving by mfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bill Gates' tombstone will read

          This man has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down

    7. Re:He's not leaving by dbitch · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, he'll just have on the blue screen of death. Take that!

    8. Re:He's not leaving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      June 2008 was the initial plan, but due to some schedule slippage, he will actually be released in 2015.

  3. You happy Slashdot??! by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    That borg icon finally got to him ... should be ashamed of yourselves!

  4. Meet the new Boss by sakusha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Same as the old Boss.

  5. Thank you by murat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you Bill, for everything you've done for the industry and the world.

    1. Re:Thank you by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thank you Bill, for everything you've done for the industry and the world.

      Signed, Steve Jobs

      -- PS: I'll fucking kill you.

    2. Re:Thank you by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think he's serious. Gates did force a power-hungry company on us - but he forced a power-hungry company that made a profit from popularizing the personal computer. I doubt the PC would be quite as popular today as it is if it weren't for Gates.

    3. Re:Thank you by Surt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can't see how someone familiar with the history of the computer industry could think that ... if anything I think the PC would be quite a bit more popular today had MS never existed.

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    4. Re:Thank you by itsNothing · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who moderated this guy?

      Companies throw out Windows (tm) computers rather than try to remove existing spy-crap on them (NY Times article of April 2006, i believe).

      Microsoft itself found 60% of the machines it scanned to be infected with malware.

      Non-technical people are almost completely unable to use the damn things because so many software components can break and the OS provides virtually no assistance in correcting errors.

      In an interview, Bill himself said that there was no point in fixing program bugs: there's no profit in it. Just generate another crappy version of the code and release it.

      As one of the above comments said, the UI for Windows hasn't advanced the art of 26 years ago, and doesn't improve upon UIs from the early days of Xerox Parc.

      Bill has made a ridiculous amount of money due to a huge amount of dumb luck (think of the book: "Fooled by Randomness") and by applying dirty corporate techniques to competitors and partners. He gives capitalists a bad name. God help the world if he uses his Microsoft skill set to the management and direction of his charitable foundation.

    5. Re:Thank you by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Gates did force a power-hungry company on us - but he forced a power-hungry company that made a profit from popularizing the personal computer. I doubt the PC would be quite as popular today as it is if it weren't for Gates.

      Frankly, I think the PC became popular in spite of Bill Gates, not because of him.

      We should really thank IBM, for creating a PC design that (unlike Apple's) could be "commoditized", and then Compaq, for creating the clone industry. That's what really led to the popularity of the PC, not the mediocre software that ran on it.

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  6. he must not be evil, after all by dankelley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Give the boy credit, for planning to devote his time to charity work.

    1. Re:he must not be evil, after all by Tiger4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He's been at the business 30+ years. He's a billionaire. He has a familily. Let the man retire in peace!

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  7. Cleaning up his act? by nstlgc · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet he just wants to make sure he makes it into heaven after all...

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  8. Captain to leave the ship? by Nesetril · · Score: 5, Funny

    July 2008 - is that before or after Vista ships?

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  9. Resume by Thunderstruck · · Score: 4, Funny

    What part(s) of my resume should I brush up when applying for the job of "master villian and arch-nemisis of WonderTorvalds?"

    On a more serious note, there are a lot of people with large emotional investments pent up in disliking Mr. Gates. The transition is going to be tough. It's almost like Inigo Montoya at the end of The Princess Bride. Maybe they should turn to piracy?

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  10. Oh, no! by Spaceman40 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whatever will we do with the Borg-Gates icon?

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  11. who knew by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I believe with great wealth comes great responsibility"

    Who would have guessed that Bill Gates was also Spider-man?

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  12. I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But his morality is the only morality that company has. At all. This move will make Microsoft into more of a money grubbing, profit-centered, fuck anybody who gets in our way, sociopathic corporation. And they didn't have very far to fall to begin with.

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  13. Well, that's plenty of notice.... by bitrate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ....to create a new Microsoft icon for /. I felt a slight chill as I read the article, realizing that if Bill Gates is stepping down, he must be getting kinda older....which means I'm getting kinda older. It's been an interesting ride through the years with Microsoft. Thanks for everything, Bill, and best of luck with your philanthropy. My city in particular (Windsor, ON, Canada) has benefitted from the B&MG foundation with new computers in our library for public use.

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  14. Re:Uhhhh... by Jon+Peterson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's see:

    Gates - creates world's most successful company, becomes world's richest man, leaves day job to spend billions on charity.
    Us - Made lame borg jokes for 5 years, finally released a browser that's better than IE if you ignore all the unfixed copy/paste bugs. Convinced a few people that Unix sucked less than Windows.

    Dude, I think *he* won.

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  15. Whether You Hate or Love Him... by MBC1977 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gates DID make computers affordable.

    Fair weather and calm seas on your new journey...

    MBC1977
    (US Marine, College Student, Future Business Owner, and Good Guy!)

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    1. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by vertinox · · Score: 4, Informative

      Gates DID make computers affordable.

      I wouldn't say that. He more or less make computers standard or in a sense... Got everything to run on the same operating system.

      If you want to talk about making computers affordable... Then you'll have to give the credit to the Intel, AMD, and Cyrix price wars of 1995-2000.

      (Although if you think about the saying "What intel giveth, microsoft taketh away." then maybe they caused a bit of motivation in that price and speed war)

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    2. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by aeoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's impossible to assign all the credit to a single person for anything other than a completely trivial change.

      Things in the world happen due to a wide variety of causes and conditions. No single person stands at the head of any major change. There is no driver, or alternatively, every person is a driver. People who buy into some change are causing it as much as the person who is selling some change. It takes two to tango. You can't reasonably attribute the outcome of an intricate dance to a single person.

      Another thing is that we don't know what would have happened without Gates. What if without Gates personal computers proliferated even faster? It's an unknown. Because it's an unknown, we can't compare a known outcome against it in a reasonable way. If you could be certain that without Gates it wouldn't have worked out, and with and only with Gates it would work, then you'd have a slightly better position to assign all the credit to Gates. But still you can't satisfactorily assign all the credit for a major social change to one person for reasons outlined above.

  16. Thanks Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would just like to say thanks to Bill for his continuing work with the Gates foundation. I don't see the other multibillionares (Google guys, Redhat guys, Ellison, Jobs, etc) stepping up to the plate and making any commitment EVEN CLOSE to the level he has. All I see those guys doing is buying fighter planes, boats, sports teams and big houses. Good luck Bill!

    1. Re:Thanks Bill by WalterGR · · Score: 4, Informative

      You should address your good wishes to Melinda. Gates did very little beneficial before he met her, and ever since they married, he's started spending more and more on philantropy. To me that's exactly the sign of a man under the soft but efficient control of his wife slowly turning him around to what she wants.

      "You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature." (Source)

      Correlation does not imply causation. Denigrating his generosity on account of when he was generous is just plain rude.

  17. Re:Oh shit by linvir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just a picture of a chair. It'd be beatifully subtle, but sufficiently childish.

  18. Chairman... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's going to stay chairman.

    He's replacing Ballmer!?!? O.o

    1. Re:Chairman... by Slithe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here is a simple diagram:

          o -- Joke

          o -- You
          -|-
          / \

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    2. Re:Chairman... by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny

      My head is made of jokes that are slightly off ?

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  19. Re:Politics by Kelson · · Score: 4, Funny

    What, a software magnate running for President? Yeah, right! As if that would ever happen!

    Oh, crap.

  20. Doubtful by wardk · · Score: 4, Funny

    So how long can he stay out of the game? Not long I suspect.

    just wait until he notices his company following antitrust law, behaving ethically, paying to license code they use.

    he'll swoop right in and put a stop to that real fast

  21. Cant forgive Ozzie for Lotus Notes. by LibertineR · · Score: 3, Funny
    I give Gates credit for wanting to devote more time to his charitable activities.

    That said, I think it is time to sell off the rest of my shares, since the man who gave the world Lotus Notes is now the Chief Software Architect at Microsoft. Sorry Ray, you are a good guy, but I cant forgive you for Notes, my man.

  22. He has a LOONG way to go to catch up with EARL by unity100 · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's got a loooooong list to clear out before he can get positive on karma.

  23. Re:Uhhhh... by linvir · · Score: 4, Interesting
    creates world's most successful company, becomes world's richest man, leaves day job to spend billions on charity

    You left out 'shapes computing the world over' (on the desktop).

    Gates kicks ass. He'd be the perfect role model if it weren't for some of his less savoury feats.

  24. From robber baron to philanthropist by timholman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bill Gates is doing the same thing that Carnegie, Rockefeller, Vanderbilt, Morgan, and the other 19th century robber barons did - he is transitioning from the persona of a despised, cut-throat, take-no-prisoners monopolist to that of a benign philanthropist, and spending the billions he acquired in order to ensure his legacy. And just like the robber barons the 1800s, I have no doubt that Gates will be viewed as a wonderful benefactor of humanity a hundred years from now. Only the historians will remember how many people and companies he mercilessly crushed to create his fortune.

    1. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by dhardisty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I have no doubt that Gates will be viewed as a wonderful benefactor of humanity a hundred years from now. Only the historians will remember how many people and companies he mercilessly crushed to create his fortune."

      He wil be remembered as a wonderful benefactor precisely because he was a ruthless and effective businessman. Whether you like him or not, he's smart and he knows how to make things work. He will do a lot of good with his money -- a lot more than if it were in the hands of a government or a random charitable organization. He has experience in how to effectively leverage absurd sums of money.

    2. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by edbarbar · · Score: 4, Insightful


      So what? He's doing good, isn't he? Why do you care about the motives? Do you hate Bill Gates more than the good he is doing (this is not a rhetorical question)?

      Regarding what he did to other companies, he outcompeted them. I was at Novell and saw the errors at Novell cause it to fail, not helped at all by uSoft, so I have every reason to be bitter, but I'm not.

      Bill Gates (or rather uSoft) was caught violating the rules on a number of occasions, and they were punished, but it's not as if uSoft was an Enron or manipulated the US govt. as some large utilities and the ILECs do. I suspect breaking weak govt. rules is standard fare at the titan level too, and I don't think you can deprecate uSoft or Bill Gates for taking no prisoners. That's what business is all about: structured warfare, and the goal is to win. He won.

      By the way, I'm certainly no uSoft fan, and I have zero insight into what Bill Gates is as a person, but I can admire his achievements without being either incredibly jealous or bitter.

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  25. Ambition... by Rice-Pudding · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gates is still ambitious.

    Bill Gates has achieved what most people only dream of in terms of their life's ambitions. What do most people want? Money? Sure, but that is not the end of everything. Most (normal) people actually want to make a contribution to society/the world; to leave a legacy, if you will. (Granted, Bill has already done that.)

    So when you have succeeded beyond your wildest ambitions, then what? Gates cannot actually spend his money on himself fast enough. There comes a point when you start to want to spend it on your legacy instead. Hence, the charity funding. But this is still ambition.

    (Of course, I wish more people would reach that stage.)

  26. Ballmer's response by saleenS281 · · Score: 4, Funny

    When asked about his thoughts on this position change, Ballmer was quoted:

    "I'll fucking KILL him!"

  27. Re:Uhhhh... by rmpotter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes -- brilliant! You've captured the essences of the Slashdot v Microsoft "drama".

    And congratulations to Bill for having the sense to move on with his life. Microsoft may not be the most ethical of companies, but they are no Enron. Bill Gates is no Kenneth Lay. If you want some other perspective, compare Gates with Jobs. I don't know what Larry Ellison is doing these days, but in the past, his main "philanthropic" ambition was to donate to an anti-aging research foundation.

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  28. The End of an Era? by Banner · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like him or not, Bill Gates did a lot for personal computers, and honestly, those of us who use them and even the world. MicroSoft wrote a lot of good compilers and a lot of good programs, and while many may gripe, windows, windows98, windowsNT and windowsXP were pretty damn good products.

    Bill was rare in that he had vision and the ability to do technical things, and was a very driven person. He was the guy we all loved, then when he got rich he was the guy we all loved to 'hate'. But I remember what it was like before him, and he really did help change the world.

    At this point the only person left from the original shakers and movers is Steve Jobs. Steve isn't much of a technical person, but he has been a visionary in the past equal to Bill. I have to wonder how much longer till he bows out?

    And to be completely honest, it makes me wonder what the next bunch of 'snotty nosed kids' (as my compsci prof used to call Gates, Jobs, and Woz) will come up with. Every time an Era ends, a new one starts after all...

  29. Government's Response by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    At which point Dick Cheney said "Go fuck yourself!",
    and shot Ballmer in the face.

    Ha! Didn't see that plot twist coming did you?
    Man, this stuff writes itself.

    1. Re:Government's Response by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ballmer was on the way to recovering, when Ted Kennedy offered him a ride home...

  30. Well... by Poromenos1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What part(s) of my resume should I brush up when applying for the job of "master villian and arch-nemisis of WonderTorvalds?"

    Spelling, probably :P

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  31. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by pluther · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...without Gates, "we wouldn't have the Internet."
    How dare he try to take credit for Al Gore's work!
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  32. Gates = modern day Robin Hood by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Those of you calling Gates "evil", "villainous", etc, in order to belittle his philanthropic activities, consider this:
    The companies that Gates "crushed" were rich companies whose execs had become rich themselves.
    So Gates took from those rich fat cats (through unethical means, according to the Gates haters), and is now giving to the poor. That makes him a high-tech Robin Hood. And just like the government tried to bring down Robin Hood, they tried to bring down Gates. What say you to that? ;-)

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  33. The beauty of capitalism by ZoneGray · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is the beauty of capitalism. No matter how rich and powerful you are, you still get fired when you screw up.

  34. He is Batman by joystickgenie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man when I read this I had images of Bruce Wayne and Wayne corp.

    He just needs more time for his superhero alter ego.

  35. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People always bring this up so what the hell I have karma to burn....

    1) Bill Gates didn't give one cent to charity until after the trial started.
    2) The foundation is not Bill Gates.
    3) Bill Gates does not take money out of his pocket to give to charity. He gives stock to the foundation which then sells the stock and gives away the money. Bill is giving away POTENTIAL INCOME not money he already has.
    4) Bill still gives away a smaller percent of his fortune then most regular americans do, he just happens to be obscenely rich due mainly to his lack of "business ethics".
    5) The bible is peppered with sayings about how the poor man who gives away a shekel is more moral then the rich who gives more. The phrase "give till it hurts" comes to mind and I don't think anybody is arguing that Bill is hurting.
    6) Many otherwise sick, deranged, sleazy, people have given lots of money to charities. Osama immediately comes to mind as does Ken Lay and a countless drug lords in south america. Giving away some small percentage of you money does not undo all the harm you have done. People who have gotten ill gains frequently give a lot of money to charity to try and win public support.
    7) If I make 30K a year and I give away 10% of my income I am going to suffer. That three thousand dollars would be three months worth of rent in most places in the US. If I was worth a 100 billion dollars and I gave away 90% of money I would still have 10 BILLION DOLLARS. If I gave away 99% of my money I would still have a billion dollars. Can you live on a billion dollars? I know I can.

    So excuse me if I am not all that impressed that Bill G after charging monopoly prices to billions of people gives away two or three percent of his earning to charity. I am glad you are so impressed though. His PR machine must be working.

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  36. Gates Is Doing A Good Thing by GaryPatterson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think Gates is doing something no-one else can do. He's redistributing wealth from the first world to the third world and doing what he can to make the world better.

    To get his massive wealth he's done things that were dishonest and even illegal (Microsoft never could overturn the illegal monopoly decision).

    But - and this is the crux - if he didn't have that wealth he couldn't do the things he can now. The wealth would be distributed throughout many people in North America, where it'd be likely to stay.

    Sometimes the ends *do* justify the means.

    I find it bizarre to praise Gates - as a computer enthusiast for 25 years now (I'm 35) I've come to see him as a net negative in the industry. We've got a monolithic company, a software monoculture, a history of massive security holes and illegal product tying. I believe the industry has suffered greatly because of Microsoft.

    But I still see his charity outweighs any negatives.

  37. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by bogjobber · · Score: 3, Informative
    How many other billionaires have given many billions of their own money for such purposes? Wait, i'll answer that: None.

    Wait, here's an actual answer: a whole hell of a lot of them. People have this misconception that because somebody has a lot of money that they are evil. Here are some billionaires that have given, or have promised to give, a huge percentage of their estate to charity: Warren Buffet, John Huntsman, Sr., Ted Turner, George Soros, Eli Broad, and Alfred Mann.

    Also, don't forget the old robber barons (and family) who created some incredibly great things through their gifts to charity: Andrew Carnegie, John_Rockefeller, John_Rockefeller, Jr., Leland Stanford, etc. Stanford, Carnegie, and especially Rockefeller, Sr. were huge assholes in the way they gained their wealth, but gave much of that back to the people through important and enduring social and cultural institutions.

    These are just people I can think of off the top of my head. There are plenty of people that I'm forgetting. My point is that you can't simply characterize a person by how much wealth they have, either in a positive or negative way.

    Rich people are just that, people. Some are assholes, some are really great people. Some of them recognize that they are fortunate to be where they are and want to give back to the community. Don't be ignorant and assume otherwise.

  38. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 5, Insightful


    He gave to charity long before the trial. Stock does have a real value. So giving away lots of stock = giving away lots of money.
    He's already given away over 60% of his net worth which is way more than any regular joe I know.
    His foundation is his AND his wifes. Yes she has a lot to do with it but where does the money come from. Hint...NOT FROM HER!
    Their foundation (I just learned this today form NPR) is funding 90% of the world effort to get rid of polio. That's one effort of many but if they succeed at just that one it will be huge.
    It matters not what you think of MS and how he got his money. He's doing a lot of good things with it. His wife doesn't get all the credit either. His father also had a lot to do with it growing up.

  39. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    1) Bill Gates didn't give one cent to charity until after the trial started.

    Bill Gates didn't start selling off his Microsoft stock until he retired as CEO of the company. As it turns out, he was a busy man and managing giving away billions of dollars is ridiculously difficult. It wasn't until his father and his wife showed up on the scene and he stepped down as CEO that he was able to manage the process.

    2) The foundation is not Bill Gates.

    No, its the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. She brought a mid-level manager salary and a room full of IKEA furniture worth of assets to the party.

    3) Bill Gates does not take money out of his pocket to give to charity. He gives stock to the foundation which then sells the stock and gives away the money. Bill is giving away POTENTIAL INCOME not money he already has.

    Stock is not potential income - it has real value. Just because it fluctuates according to the market doesn't mean that its meaningless - by that argument, being paid in dollars isn't real money either because your salary fluctuates daily relative to the euro. The fact of the matter is, all of Bill Gate's money is in non-liquid assets. All rich people's money is in non-liquid assets, except for a few old-school European banking families, and their real assets are debtors note which are less liquid than stock is.

    4) Bill still gives away a smaller percent of his fortune then most regular americans do, he just happens to be obscenely rich due mainly to his lack of "business ethics".

    Patently untrue. His foundation has distributed substantially less money than he has given them, but that's by design. First - believe it or not, giving away billions meaningfully is hard. Most philanthropic projects look for grants in the million to ten million range. Each one has to be vetted and held accountable to their use of the money, or you're doing more harm than good with it. A management structure to handle that is amazingly complicated. At the same time, giving away all his money to various charities is incredibly harmful - for a decade, charities will receive tens of billions of dollars in extra income and then it will just one day stop and those charities will effectively stop functioning. Part of the purpose of the foundation is to ensure reinvestment of the estate to make sure that it can be a force for good over the next century.

    5) The bible is peppered with sayings about how the poor man who gives away a shekel is more moral then the rich who gives more. The phrase "give till it hurts" comes to mind and I don't think anybody is arguing that Bill is hurting.

    You can't spend money that fast. Seriously. BillG could say today "I'm going to spend 10 billion dollars in Africa by the end of the year" and the only way he could do it is to literally drop it out of airplanes. BillG has announced the intentions of his estate and he will give it all away, but in a structured and meaningful way instead of just wasting it.

    6) Many otherwise sick, deranged, sleazy, people have given lots of money to charities. Osama immediately comes to mind as does Ken Lay and a countless drug lords in south america. Giving away some small percentage of you money does not undo all the harm you have done. People who have gotten ill gains frequently give a lot of money to charity to try and win public support.

    Osama kills people. Ken Lay knowingly destroyed the financial security of tens of thousands of employees and countless shareholders. The CEO of Dow Chemical knowingly covered up waste dumps which poisoned hundreds of thousands of people. The leadership of oil companies knowingly apply political pressure to force a continuous state of war that affects close to a billion people. WalMart leadership (and Apple's if you believe the recent news stories) leverage sweatships and effective slave labor to pad their profits. If you assume every charge

  40. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "It matters not what you think of MS and how he got his money."

    Really? You honestly think it doesn't matter how you get the money as long as you give two percent to charity?

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