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Dell Chastized Over Customer Service

The Register is reporting that Dell recently agreed to give into demands from the UK's Office of Fair Trading and alter the agreements that accompany their hardware. From the article: "The OFT has spent the past few months sparring with Dell over the company's terms and conditions. The two organizations recently agreed to settle their issues with Dell changing contracts and making them "fairer to consumers," the OFT said. The specific changes, however, remain secret as neither the OFT nor Dell will reveal exact terms and conditions alterations and as Dell has kept old contracts online."

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  1. hm... by joe+155 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how unfair can the agreements be... we get enough statutory rights to make sure that nothing too bad can happen.

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    1. Re:hm... by joe+155 · · Score: 4, Informative

      figured I might as well expand...

      # limited liability for negligence to the price of the product

      If you agree a price and they accept then they can't later alter this so I fail to see too many problems

      # excluded liability for consequential loss arising out of breach of contract

      This might need looking at although I can't imagine too much which could go wrong, if the product isn't of a merchandisable quality then you can get your money back anyway (because of the statutory rights) - there are also rights to protect you from misleading advertising - if they fail to deliver then you can simply get your money back without too much trouble.

      # excluded liability for oral representations not confirmed in writing, and

      No contract is worth anything if it is not in writing so I can't see how this is a problem

      # required the consumer to notify Dell of any errors in its confirmation of the consumer's order immediately

      You'd expect this anyway, if they refuse to help then cancel because it is within your cooling off period

      - this all seems like it could be solved fairly easily anyway... you can't sign away statutory rights so consumers are safe as far as I can see...

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    2. Re:hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karma whore alert.

    3. Re:hm... by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 1
      excluded liability for oral representations not confirmed in writing,
      No contract is worth anything if it is not in writing so I can't see how this is a problem

      Gah, this simply isn't true, although oft-repeated; "a verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on" and other witticisms aside, if, in the development of a contractual agreement (which doesn't have to be written in the first place, of course), one party makes representations that are taken and are relied upon by the other party as part of the contract, then they can be tortiously liable.

      In this particular case, AIUI, Dell sought to disclaim liability if one of its sales force lied to misled a potential customer to secure in attempting to agree a sale, and the customer's decision to purchase was in part or whole based on this, unless the contract made specific mention of this - e.g., a customer asking if some software is installed on the machine, being told that it is, and, on purchasing, finding this not to be the case.

      In fact, what's rather surprising is that Dell even tried to pull this off - it's a rather-obviously illegal clause to jam into a contract without due consideration (which a 'phone-sales generic contract doesn't really enjoy in non-standard elements).

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    4. Re:hm... by StankyG · · Score: 0

      The original "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" (Voltaire) makes a lot more sense than your own self serving tag.

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    5. Re:hm... by texaport · · Score: 2, Funny
      required the consumer to notify Dell of any errors

      In the UK, I believe it is customary to spell the company name as Delle.

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    6. Re:hm... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 3, Informative

      The UK is different from the US. We don't go "oh the market will sort it's self out", we go "oi, you stick to the rules or you fuck off". That way if someone is being a bitch to their customers or using too much bullshit to get the truth out of them, people like Trading standards and other government bodies come in. They check it out and get it sorted.

      We're an odd little place and like everyone to play fair no matter what, not just assume the cheats will get theirs via the customers.

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    7. Re:hm... by DRJlaw · · Score: 4, Informative

      # limited liability for negligence to the price of the product
      If you agree a price and they accept then they can't later alter this so I fail to see too many problems


      Your Dell laptop explodes due to a faulty lithium ion battery and burns down your house. Dell's liability is limited to the price of the laptop. I see a problem.

      # excluded liability for consequential loss arising out of breach of contract
      This might need looking at although I can't imagine too much which could go wrong, if the product isn't of a merchandisable quality then you can get your money back anyway (because of the statutory rights) - there are also rights to protect you from misleading advertising - if they fail to deliver then you can simply get your money back without too much trouble.


      Consequential damages may be but are not necessarily related to warranties of merchantability and/or truth in advertising. Dell sells you 50 rack mount servers for a video production project that starts on 8/7/2006 and promises a delivery date of 8/1/2006. Dell fails to deliver the servers until two months after the delivery date. You've lost 7 weeks of production time. Those weeks of delay may be compensable as consequential damages.

      # excluded liability for oral representations not confirmed in writing, and
      No contract is worth anything if it is not in writing so I can't see how this is a problem.


      The Statute of Frauds says otherwise. The common law says otherwise. There are plenty of ways to prove the existence of a contract that do not rely on a signed writing. I find it odd that you believe that Dell can make such representations and simultaneously protect itself from liability for making them.

      # required the consumer to notify Dell of any errors in its confirmation of the consumer's order immediately
      You'd expect this anyway, if they refuse to help then cancel because it is within your cooling off period


      I would not expect this at all. The consumer makes an offer for a specified piece of equipment. Dell purports to accept the offer but specifies different equipment. Under the law of contracts the consumer is not obligated to do anything because Dell has failed to accept the original offer, and in fact made a counteroffer (mirror image rule). The professional sales organization shifts the effort required to catch and correct errors onto the consumer. You believe that this is equitable?

      Four strikes. You're out.

    8. Re:hm... by Millenniumman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately, that is not what happens in the US. Politicians talk about punishing a corporation/organization/group/market that consumers don't like at the moment. They keep passing, or trying to pass, laws persecuting that group until the people start caring about something else. It is vote buying. It is happening with "punish those oil companies for making money", "tax the evil rich", "stop those evil flag burners" etc. right now. It does often end up harming the persecuted group, but it never helps normal people.

      I think corporations should follow the law, but they shouldn't have many more restrictions than an individual (they should have less rights). When the government starts regulating contracts that individuals and corporations enter into, beyond making sure that essential rights are not given up, it ends up being harmful to everyone. The people are competent to deal with companies that don't treat their customers as well as they should.

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    9. Re:hm... by Alex+Pennace · · Score: 1
      # required the consumer to notify Dell of any errors in its confirmation of the consumer's order immediately

      You'd expect this anyway, if they refuse to help then cancel because it is within your cooling off period


      "Cooling off periods" are normally applicable in different circumstances. For example, a door-to-door salesman pressures you into buying new siding for your house one day. It is normally not applicable when you contact a vendor to make a purchase. None of this would excuse Dell from ignoring a customer's efforts to correct order errors, of course.
    10. Re:hm... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.
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    11. Re:hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? I think this is an excellent addition to the discussion.

    12. Re:hm... by permaculture · · Score: 1

      The outfit I worked for got a tranche of Dell Servers and Dell desktop PCs. Suffice to say we're not going to use Dell again. Their support was abysmal.

      YMMV but whatever stories get posted here, we got burnt and don't want to associate with that company again. If I were interviewing for a job and they used Dells, I might ask how they find the support service, but I couldn't accept the job if offered. Nightmare! :(

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    13. Re:hm... by Chadhulhu · · Score: 1

      But our sales will plummet..

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    14. Re:hm... by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      And to ensure everything's on the up and up, we videotape everyone all the time.

    15. Re:hm... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      A very good example of a contract thats legally binding in the UK even tho you do not get a signed copy, and you dont physically sign anything yourself, is mobile phone contracts. You can apply for tehse online, agree to the contract period and charges online, and get the phone. With O2 and Orange you get a copy of the terms and conditions, but theres no contract that you have to sign and return.

      Another example is online loans, which many banks are starting to do 'instantly' - again theres no contract to sign and return, its all agreed to onscreen and is again legally binding.

    16. Re:hm... by billcopc · · Score: 1

      This isn't so much about illegality as it is about sales tactics. Salespeople will use whatever they know to convince a buyer.. if their information is erroneous or incomplete, that's when you run into these types of "honest" problems. Sure there will always be the sleazy used car salesman types, but hopefully in a large organization these seedy folks can be identified and weeded out. The more the sales staff and the customers know, the happier they will both be in the end.

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    17. Re:hm... by drivekiller · · Score: 1

      Did I read the article right? Dell isn't publishing the terms of the contract, but are keeping the old contracts online. So in the UK, if you buy a Dell you enter into a contract without knowing the terms. How is that fairer than an unfair contract you can read?

    18. Re:hm... by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      --Sure there will always be the sleazy used car salesman types, but hopefully in a large organization these seedy folks can be identified and weeded out.--

      I used to work for a call center that got paid 'per call'. For the record? The people who were pumping their call times by hanging up on people got *promoted* not fired. They were making the company more money. By the way, that's why your tech support sucks ;-) Most companies outsource it and pay per call.

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    19. Re:hm... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      You do get that 90% of them cameras are privately owned by shop owners correct?

      Also it makes no damn difference to anyone. Only the towns have cameras, where you're already being watched by 20-50 people at a time. In the country side I've never seen a single camera. It's not like we have midgets hanging from trees with cameras going "psst, we're watching".

      I don't doubt the US would be exactly the same if you didn't have to drive every where and they can just film the junctions at roads instead.

      Also just because it's not public known doesn't mean it isn't happening, the US government is spying every where but the street, so I doubt the streets as "unvideoed" as you may have convinced yourself.

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    20. Re:hm... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      OT:

      You may have noticed a surprising lack of "Voltaires" in the world these days. The only person someone can count on to defend his speech is himself, and as much from the others who SHOULD be defending it as from the governement.

      Voltaire's quote is idealistic and noble. Joe 155's is realistic and pragmatic.

    21. Re:hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Note: This law talk is in reference to Canadian contract law*

      Take a look at a few legal texts in regards to oral contracts. They are just as binding, however (if I'm not mistaken) there must be a level of proof of their existance. I can't remember what the level of proof is, but I know it's more than one person's word against another. Delivery of an altered product may be viable. It would all depend on the situtation.

      And legally, you cannot force your consumer to accept something that is already deemed illegal under any statue or via precedent.

    22. Re:hm... by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      What a long way Dell customer service has fallen from the times when every machine went out with a "Dear Michael" letter in them so that the customer could let him know how they felt about their Dell and someone actually paid attention to what their customers were saying.

  2. Leveling the field by Beuno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Finally some stories are kicking in that the balance is being pushed in favour of consumers instead of the other way.
    I think corporations should be punished heavily when they try to get away with abusive practices to trim down the ammount of users that get abused and also to be fair to the corporations who really do make an effort in being fair.

    1. Re:Leveling the field by shawb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1 step forward for individual rights... followed by 50 steps backwards for same rights. That's the way it seems to go.

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    2. Re:Leveling the field by meetmeonaholiday · · Score: 1

      "I think corporations should be punished heavily when they try to get away with abusive practices to trim down the ammount of users that get abused and also to be fair to the corporations who really do make an effort in being fair."

      But isn't it also true that if enough consumers complained then the company's profits would suffer and they would be forced to change for economic reasons? I really see no reason for the government to step in in this case. Government enforcement in one area may just cause them to cut corners in another.

    3. Re:Leveling the field by slashdot-jake · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And as a result of all it's cost cutting and cut-throat business tactics, Dell may eventually implode under itself. I'm not saying it will happen overnight, but like many here on Slashdot, I work "in the industry." I work for a small computer sales/service retailer, and over the past 2-3 years I've experienced a sharp increase in the number of Dell computers coming in for service, relative to the number of other brands. Granted, many were for virus/spyware infections, and the large number may be more because of larger market share. Beyond viruses though, I have seen more than enough Dell components fail, particularly the lower end/bargain models, both Desktops and Laptops. Ordinarily that wouldn't bother me, but I've heard from customers how bad Dell support is now, with the call centers moved offshore. I've had to fix Dell computers still covered under warranty because the owners got so fed up with trying to get help from the support lines.

      A number of years ago, Dell built it's business up on quality parts and service- winning numerous awards for customer service, and were recommended all around. The beige box Dells in particular, which went for over $1500, were pretty solid machines. Back when profit margins were high enough to cover the costs of quality support. Now the conditions of the market have changed, and Dell has to trim the fat off what's already become an anorexic business model to stay competative. People who once came in to my shop swearing by Dell now swear AT Dell, and promise to never buy anything Dell again, after their 6 month old Inspiron 1150's LCD inverter burnt out, and Dell refused to replace it, even though it had a year warranty. Despite numerous calls, all the call center would say is insert the recovery CD and reinstall the operating system.

      Bottom line- Dell became the bohemoth it is now based on reputation of quality machines. Take the quality out, and they are just another retailer. They still enjoy brand recognition, and the higher end systems aren't too bad. But they grow marketshare by offering $299 PCs, and $699 laptops to anyone who thinks any Dell is a good Dell, even if on the cheap (without understanding that You Get What You Pay For). As a result, it's userbase will slowly erode away.

    4. Re:Leveling the field by fastgood · · Score: 1
      the balance is being pushed in favour of consumers instead of the other way.

      Give the punters some credit on this one -- it is a rope that is pulled by consumer demand, not a rope that can be pushed by business to placate anyone.

      You know the rope is almost being pulled hard enough when you start hearing about how it is consumers who foot the cost of change, not businesses!

    5. Re:Leveling the field by cortana · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think corporations should be punished heavily when they try to get away with abusive practices to trim down the ammount of users that get abused and also to be fair to the corporations who really do make an effort in being fair.
      ???

      If you don't like their customer service, don't buy their products. The market will decide whether good customer service is worth the extra cost.
    6. Re:Leveling the field by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Maybe because if they don't step in everyone gets screwed? This is the UK we're talking about here, we're not pro-business in many aspects. Most people are infact trying to avoid super markets and huge stores and goto Mum and Pops stores.

      While America may trust the market to iron out problems in the UK we use the law to do it so that people get a fair deal.

      Before you comment on our problems maybe you should look at stuff like rebates and other crap like that. In the UK that sort of shit just doesn't stand up.

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    7. Re:Leveling the field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did exactly this. In 97 I had bad experiances with this company.

      A happy customer tells 2 people. An unhappy customer tells 8, or more.

      They have always had bad service. This is not a new thing. That it is worse is not surprising.

    8. Re:Leveling the field by comp.sci · · Score: 1

      Have you read every single EULA you agreed to?
      What if you're the first to be affected by unfair business tactics, will you still say that all is well since the market will punish the company?

    9. Re:Leveling the field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that be "you get for what you pay"?

    10. Re:Leveling the field by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      It's true. I'd never heard of a mail-in rebate until I moved to the US. European law in general is more interested in protecting the consumer where United States law is more interested in protecting business. Microsoft is another company that handled that difference badly - they laughed off the EU's warning shots until fines were discussed.

    11. Re:Leveling the field by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If you don't like their customer service, don't buy their products. The market will decide whether good customer service is worth the extra cost."

      Oh yeah, that's working real well right now. Either the problems aren't made public enough or they are the sort of problems that don't bite you until you've handed your money over. Not everybody has the time or the inclination to do hours of research before every product purchase is made. Caveat Emptor? Sure. Okay. That doesn't mean companies should be given free reign to act criminally.

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    12. Re:Leveling the field by 1stpreacher · · Score: 1

      No I have not read every EULA, and yes the market will take care of them...

      I'm always debating with my friend about this, but ... In any market (free or otherwise) people get hurt. The market WILL and has punished the company, the only question is; How MANY people get screwed before Dell changes things (or dies)?

      I know from experience, as many of you probably do, the problems with Dell in the past 5 years (was happy with them before then). Now Dell is scrambling to build their reputation again (Alienware, AMD, etc...) but until the MARKET decides that they are as good as they were back then, they're screwed.

    13. Re:Leveling the field by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

      The US laws are supposed to be about allowing freedom for everyone, not protecting business, but they are becoming increasingly against businesses. Microsoft was persecuted by the EU, which apparently doesn't trust people to choose to associate with businesses on their own, and the fines were wrong.

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    14. Re:Leveling the field by Alex+Pennace · · Score: 1
      Finally some stories are kicking in that the balance is being pushed in favour of consumers instead of the other way.

      I don't know about the United Kingdom, but here in the United States it is easy to dispute a charge with MasterCard or Visa. You don't even have to make any effort to return the merchandise. They will allow you to keep the merchandise and the money; this money is taken from the merchant along with a $40 "chargeback fee." "Consumers" exploit this for fraudulent purposes, driving up the costs for everyone.

      I think it is entirely reasonable that consumers return merchandise they are not happy with.
    15. Re:Leveling the field by RsG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And when all or most of the competing companies offer equally cruddy customer service? What then? Just "don't buy from any of them", and do without any support at all?

      The market isn't some mystical force. It isn't sentient, and it doesn't make decisions, no matter how we sometimes anthropomorphasize it. It's a semi-rational human construct that behaves predictably - and it cannot magically "correct" itself if the circumstances don't allow it.

      For market correction to occur spontainiously, there have to be a least two different choices facing a customer, and he has to have access to accurate information about what advantages and drawbacks each choice offers. If either the customer has no source of accurate information before making a purchasing decision, or if he doesn't have two different choices (two identical choices or only one choice are both possible reasons), then the market doesn't correct.

      If you're getting bad support, you've already made a purchase, and the company has gotten your cash. You can avoid them in the future, and tell others to do so as well, but it is entirely possible for a company to get by on one time customers alone. You'd have to know that the company had crappy tech support before you bought their product - and where are you going to get that information? Maybe the only people you know who bought from them never used their tech support. Going online doesn't help either - too much whining one the one hand and too much astroturfing on the other.

      And if you do know that company X has crappy support, then you still need a company Y to turn to that is better in this regard. If no such alternative exists (or is feasble for your circumstances), then there is nothing you can do.

      Free market capitalism is not a panacea. It's better than the alternatives, granted, but it does have drawbacks - and one of those drawbacks is the damage lack of accurate information and choice can do to customers.

      Also, the person you replied to said that misbehaving corporations need to be "punished", right? Isn't that exactly what the free market correcting itself is supposed to be about? Ie, people voting with their wallets, and leaving bad companies in favour of better ones.

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    16. Re:Leveling the field by Danga · · Score: 1

      after their 6 month old Inspiron 1150's LCD inverter burnt out, and Dell refused to replace it, even though it had a year warranty. Despite numerous calls, all the call center would say is insert the recovery CD and reinstall the operating system.

      How long ago did this happen? I know that for a while I heard Dell support was horrible but I am pretty sure they cleaned back up. I was the network admin for my fraternity about 4 years ago and we had all Dells and whenever we had a problem someone would be there the next day, it was great. At my current job I have had a 19 inch LCD that developed problems where whole lines near the bottom were messed up. I went to the Dell support website and chatted online with a CSR expecting a long annoying fight to explain my monitor was broken and it was anything but. I was asked to hook up another monitor to see if the video card may be at fault and after doing so and seeing no problem the guy immediatly said "I am going to replace your monitor". The NEXT day not one, but two monitors showed up. I am honest (and figured they would notice a lost monitor) so I switched out one of the monitors and put the defective one back in its box and sent both monitors back without a problem. I have had similar service with home computers as well so I don't believe its an issue with business accounts versus home accounts. I think some people just have had bad luck with the CSR's they have dealt with.

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    17. Re:Leveling the field by Danga · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention the issue with my LCD at my work happened less than a month ago, so it is current.

      I also have one more current experience which happened last year. I ordered an Infocus SP4805 projector (for personal use) through Dell and after hooking it up there was ONE pixel that was always white. I talked again to someone through the online support and within 2 days I had a new projector which worked perfectly and all I had to do was put the old projector in the box and send it back.

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    18. Re:Leveling the field by Skater · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind your monitor at work is Dell corporate sales and support, not Dell home consumer sales and support. I suspect many of the problems with support are more of the home consumer end rather than corporate.

      I've heard similar stories about Dell's service reputation declining - even PC World (biased as they are to the largest advertiser, which used to be Dell) knocked them down a notch on their annual survey a couple years back. (To keep everything "even" they knocked everyone else down a notch, too - but the fact that they went so far to lower the ranking of their biggest advertiser speaks volumes.)

      The thing about reputations is that you can't build a good one overnight. And, it takes a lot less time to ruin a good reputation than it does to build one.

    19. Re:Leveling the field by Firehed · · Score: 2, Informative
      I had a similar experience with a DVD drive that started acting up from a Dell system. I had the new one within a day or two (with an offer to send out a technician to replace it - I opted out, seeing as the drive hadn't been used in the original system for several months, not to mention I can use a screwdriver) with a prepaid return postage for sending back the old busted drive.

      As it turns out though, the way they handle stuff like that is quite sketchy, if not illeal. They charged my (well, my dad's, as I was about 15 at the time) credit card the cost of the replacement drive - about twice what it would have cost anywhere else - and credited that back as soon as they received the new drive. Had I needed to dispute the charges there would have been no issue, as I was never told that they would do such a thing, nor was there any indication that that's their SOP in the original warrantee for the system. All in all, I was quite happy with the service, but when I found out that they handle returns like that, I was a bit nervous to say the least.

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    20. Re:Leveling the field by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "If you don't like their customer service, don't buy their products."

      Kinda hard to tell if the customer service is any good unless you're already a customer. Chicken/egg.

    21. Re:Leveling the field by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      In many cases, it's difficult to know the quality of the service until after you bought the product. This is especially true with expensive products which are only purchased infrequently.

      What you're saying may be true, but "market will decide" is something that may take years-- is this effective?

      I bought my car 5 years ago. Back then, I had no idea it was going to develop so many problems. Will I ever buy a Ford again? Probably not-- but it's not a decision I can make until I have enough money to buy a new car, and I have many other higher priorities right now. How does this affect the Market's evalation of Ford's service?

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    22. Re:Leveling the field by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft was persecuted by the EU, which apparently doesn't trust people to choose to associate with businesses on their own, and the fines were wrong.

      No, the fines were the EU saying "look, if you want to play in our field you have to obey our laws."

      MS is a monopoly -- I think they have a bigger control over the consumer computer market than Standard Oil had in its day. In the USA, that means that they can't leverage their monopoly to enter other market. (Such as, for example, they can't force Windows users to buy Office, or keep them from using a Palm OS PDA, or have a Windows PC crap all over the network in a way that they don't let Apple and IBM/Linux know about).

      In the EU, well, the standards are a bit higher. It's much more of a socalist economy than the United States, and that means that there are, as other folk have noted, more rules in favor of consumers against businesses. MS always has the option of just backing out of the EU entirely; I'm sure they'll still survive, somehow, with the loss of 400 million potential customers--and, heck, once Europe becomes dominated by Apple, MS can come back in as a non-monopoly player.

      Don't expect MS to pay all of that fine, btw. They'll probably make the concessions that the EU demands, and have a significant part of it lifted or voided. (What DOES the EU want, anyway?)

    23. Re:Leveling the field by Changa_MC · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The US laws are supposed to be about allowing freedom for everyone, not protecting business, but they are becoming increasingly against businesses. Microsoft was persecuted by the EU, which apparently doesn't trust people to choose to associate with businesses on their own, and the fines were wrong.

      You need to substantiate some of this. What specific laws are you thinking of? In my opinion, US laws increasingly support business interests over individual rights, ala DMCA and other restrictive anti-consumer legislation.

      While computer geeks and big spenders have options like linux and OS/X, typical consumers have a choice of MS Windows or no computer. That means 90% of the consumer market is locked into using Microsoft, so the EU correctly recognized them as a monopoly. When they illegally leveraged that monopoly to expand their business in other markets, the EU fined them. In what way do you see their attempt to protect free market fair trade as wrong?

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    24. Re:Leveling the field by Danga · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind your monitor at work is Dell corporate sales and support, not Dell home consumer sales and support. I suspect many of the problems with support are more of the home consumer end rather than corporate.

      I know this, that was why I mentioned the following:

      I have had similar service with home computers as well so I don't believe its an issue with business accounts versus home accounts.

      I have heard that business accounts are treated much better, I have just NEVER experienced it myself (and I have a lot of experience with both).

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    25. Re:Leveling the field by wfberg · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you don't like their customer service, don't buy their products. The market will decide whether good customer service is worth the extra cost.

      So what you're saying is, contractual law isn't necessary to police breaches of contract? Interesting.

      What Dell is doing is basically breaching EU laws on remote sales, as well as common laws. Customers are entitled to statutory protections and Dell isn't living up to those. This is a problem in a free market, because the playing field is level to everyone, except Dell. Meanwhile, people buy a Dell expecting it to be a merchantible piece of equipment, fit for its purpose (Dell isn't saying otherwise) and then the shit starts, anywhere from Dell not actually delivering the thing in time, delivering the wrong thing and denying it, not replacing parts that are bad (i.e. not agreed to) etc.

      A free market presupposed actual fair trading, rather than taking money for stuff, and not living up to your end of the deal. That would be illegal.

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    26. Re:Leveling the field by LionOfMacedon · · Score: 0

      "the market" wil decide something right if they have any idea of what they are actually taking a desicion about.most people(non-geeks),moms,dads,lawyers,doctors and ppl in professions that are not related to electronics or the pc industry have a not so broad idea of how pcs work.they buy what the salesman and their friends say is new and good.period.if you stop buying from dell,none else is going to,in the end you will be the only one who hasnt bought it.if there are alternative thats fine,but sometimes there are not.then you have no choice.that is the reason coorporations need regulation.to make sure the ignorant and those without choice are not absued.

    27. Re:Leveling the field by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 1

      And how exactly am I to evaluate their customer service without buying a product first?

      Anecdotal evidence is all well and good, but there's more to the buying process than reading blogs. So you do your research and then buy anyway and THEN find out that the customer support is abysmal, at which point the options are somewhat limited. That's the point, and that's what the OFT is for. So good for them.

      I've had mixed experiences with Dell, myself. Support's always been excellent when I finally get it, but on occassion it's taken a few weeks of wrangling (read "yelling") to get them to honour the support contract in the first place.

    28. Re:Leveling the field by cortana · · Score: 1

      If no one provides decent customer service then build your own PCs. You could even make some money doint it.

    29. Re:Leveling the field by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Yes business accounts are treated much better - we lost a drive in our RAID array a couple months back, 8 minutes after ringing the support call number we had a replacement drive on its way, no quibbles, it was a case of 'drives failed, the RAID management software is saying its failed, we have tried reinserting the drive with no success' and the support bloke accepted that at face value and shipped us a replacement. I also like the fact that you can 'buy' your dead disk from Dell, so company data doesnt leave the premises.

    30. Re:Leveling the field by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      What was to become the US Constitution was triggered by the Annapolis Convention, a meeting chiefly concerned with limitations of commerce under the Articles of Confederation. This of course triggered the Philadelphia Convention of 1787 where the discussion was continued resulting eventually in the US Constitution. Freedom from the control of the British crown had already been accomplished; what was needed was protection of livelihoods. Most of the original signees had some interest in business, commerce, or made their living in the legal system.

      I want to make this clear: my comment was not a criticism of the United States, but a comparison of two different outlooks both formed from different histories.

      Your own opinion of the EU/Microsoft case is inconsequential.

    31. Re:Leveling the field by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      Here's something that always bothered me :

      Company A engages in dishonest business practices and makes say... $2bil doing it. They get caught. They get fined say... $1.5mil. How is that a punishment? They *MADE* money doing that, why wouldn't they do it again?

      A.A

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    32. Re:Leveling the field by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      The US laws are supposed to be about allowing freedom for everyone, not protecting business, but they are becoming increasingly against businesses.

      You actually said that with a straight face? I'm impressed.

      DMCA, Sonny Bono Copyright Extention, Loosening of the telco antitrust regulations (allowing AT&T to slowly rebuild the Ma Bell marshmallow man again), [YOU-]CAN-SPAM...

      Laws the in the US aren't written for the benefit of the people, OR the businesses. They're written to benefit lawyers, and it's not hard to figure out who can afford most of those, UberSoft or Joe Random Reverser.

    33. Re:Leveling the field by kcbrown · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Don't expect MS to pay all of that fine, btw. They'll probably make the concessions that the EU demands, and have a significant part of it lifted or voided. (What DOES the EU want, anyway?)

      No, Microsoft will not make any of the concessions, because to do so would destroy their monopoly. Their monopoly depends on their control over the protocols and file formats they use.

      But I do agree with you that they won't pay all of the fine. In fact, I don't think they'll pay any of it.

      Microsoft believes themselves to be above all laws except those they make. They will not tolerate anyone telling them what to do. Because of that, they will refuse to pay any significant portion of the fine (they might pay a very small portion of it as a stalling tactic, but they won't pay a cent unless they believe it will help them ultimately win against the EU). Microsoft wants nothing less than complete domination of all technology, and they have the means to achieve that. Now that they've learned how to bribe and extort governments, nothing really stands in their way.

      I predict that the EU doesn't have the spine to take this as far as it needs to go. They could do so only if there are numerous people in high positions in the EU who are incorruptible and untouchable. Such people almost certainly do not exist. That means Microsoft will ultimately win.

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    34. Re:Leveling the field by RsG · · Score: 1
      I repeat:
      What then? Just "don't buy from any of them", and do without any support at all?

      The issue is not about what I, a computer geek (and therefor in the minority of computer users) can do. Why would I want a Dell machine in the first place? The issue is about what the average user will do.

      When Joe Average is depending on call-in support and warranty repair for his prefab box when it breaks, then customer service is an issue. Additionally, customer service is entirely after the fact; you cannot know in advance whether a company will be good or bad in this area unless you are warned by someone you trust. Astroturf and people with chips on their shoulders ensure that the net is a bad source of information either way.

      Therefor companies that provide bad support have already made their money and are trying to weasel out of their obligations. This means that saying "the market will correct iteself" is untrue - customers can't simply refuse to use bad customer service when the cost of that service was paid for when they bought the box.

      Moreover, I can't think of many examples of Dell-type companies that provide good support; ergo the market cannot correct even if potential customers are warned about Dell, due to the fact that they lack alternatives. If your choice is between Dell and some other IBM clone box seller, both of which provide equally shitty customer service, then how exactly do you vote with your wallet?

      Face it. The situation described in TFA is exactly the sort of scenario that makes it difficult, if not impossible, for the free market to auto-correct.
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    35. Re:Leveling the field by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      No, Microsoft will not make any of the concessions, because to do so would destroy their monopoly. Their monopoly depends on their control over the protocols and file formats they use.

      No, not really. Microsoft's monopoly is due to their huge installed base -- because so many are used to using MS's products, not because so many have files in MS's formats.

      Don't believe me? Consider this--right now, EVERY monopolistic item that MS has can be read "well enough" by their competitors. And yet, despite the price difference of hundreds of dollars per seat, we don't see a mass migration away from MS to their competition.

      I do expect MS to pay at least part of the fine--and I expect that, even if they adopted ODF for everything as thoroughly as they've adopted TCP/IP, they'd still be a monopoly becuase they simply pay more attention to the "luser" than the other guy.

    36. Re:Leveling the field by pnutjam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I RMA'd the HD on my sister's Dell. It was a really good experience. I've dealt with my share of RMA's and it can really be a pain, but not this time.

      I called called from work and explained I didn't have the system in front of me. I explained what I had done to ascertain the drive was the problem. Gave the the smart drive error code and that was it. They sent out a new drive, along with all the CD's for OS and drivers/software (sister lost these).

      My experience has been that even when support is decent and you convince them to replace a part CD's must be worth their weight in gold because it is almost impossible to get OS or driver CD's without a huge hassle.
      Dell really impressed me.

    37. Re:Leveling the field by amigabill · · Score: 1

      I work for a small computer sales/service retailer, and over the past 2-3 years I've experienced a sharp increase in the number of Dell computers coming in for service, relative to the number of other brands.

      Is that truely representative though? Maybe there's just that many more people buying Dells than anything else, that given the same percentage of owners/brand bringing things in that this % of Dell owners might just happen to come out to a higher number?

      I bought an Asus laptop. I got an HP laptop for my sister. But everyone else I know has Dells for either laptop or desktop. 10% of myself means I probably won't bring in my Asus or my sister's HP at all. 10% of the people I know that have Dells would probably get you at least 1 visit from somebody. Going really crazy, even if you got 100% of each brand owner coming in, of the people that I know, you'd get one Asus, one HP, and 9 or so Dells.

  3. Wayback machine? by fabu10u$ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After they change the online copies, of course, won't you be able to diff them with the Wayback Machine?

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  4. OK... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We've changed the contract, but we aren't telling you how..."

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    1. Re:OK... by joe+155 · · Score: 4, Funny

      thats the old way of doing it; "I changed our deal, pray I don't change it further..."

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    2. Re:OK... by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You said it all.

      I'm sure we all have a "Dell sucks" story, here's mine: financed a refurb laptop as a small business. The machine crapped out. Dell tech support is an oxymoron. I refused to pay for a defective unit only to be informed that the financing company owned the debt (Dell Financial) and they were not responsible for the actual product (Dell proper).

      When a company is keeping secrets, organizing shelter corps and playing other liability games, it just annoys me. When consumer advocates call vague promises like this a solution, it makes my hair fall out (of course, that's probably because I keep tearing at it).

    3. Re:OK... by rodgster · · Score: 1

      Always buy the extended warranty on a laptop especially when you buy a crash victim (refurb).

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    4. Re:OK... by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      A warranty is only as good as the company supporting it. After my last battle with Dell, I'm fairly confident my "warranty" would have been little more than an expensive piece of paper.

    5. Re:OK... by RsG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, except that if Vader used Dell parts, his respirator would crash every half hour. Plus, instead of the neat black colour scheme, his armour would probably have holstein spots. And he'd have to deal with their tech support, which make Sith lords seem charming and helpful by comparison...

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    6. Re:OK... by bcat24 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep, and it's not just a problem with Dell. My parents bought a Toshiba laptop from CompUSA. They also bought the extended warranty. Less than a year afterwards, the power jack broke. Of course, they took it in for service, and were told that it wasn't covered under the warranty. CompUSA wanted to sell them a new motherboard for $700. All this despite the fact that 1) many other people have had problems like this and 2) there are a ton of places selling replacement power jacks for less than $50.

    7. Re:OK... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, Vader could simply call down a Star Destroyer and fire a few Turbolaser blasts at Dell's headquarters to remind them of their responsibilities. Actually, I'd rather like to see that ... from a safe distance, of course.

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    8. Re:OK... by Buran · · Score: 1

      Plus, instead of the neat black colour scheme, his armour would probably have holstein spots.

      That was Gateway.

    9. Re:OK... by Keill · · Score: 0

      Hmm - Darth Vader vs. Tech Support...

      Time to grab some popcorn..... :)

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    10. Re:OK... by RsG · · Score: 1

      /slaps forehead

      Whoops! My bad - it was indeed gateway who did the whole "cow" thing.

      In my defense, it's hard to remember which crappy computer company is which...

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    11. Re:OK... by Buran · · Score: 1

      My own experience with laptop warranties has been Powerbooks and AppleCare. I have had to send a couple back for fixes, but each time the extended warranty has covered service and parts. I know someone whose Inspiron 8100 went through several displays, and from what he said, I believe Dell covered each of them and even admitted that there was a bad batch of displays from a supplier. I don't believe that he was financing through Dell, and we (I work in a research lab at a major university) buy the laptops via educational purchase ordering. I've also had to bring in a G5 tower for a logic board repair for another lab and that was covered under the one-year warranty. No problems there either.

    12. Re:OK... by RsG · · Score: 1

      Dude! You got a star destroyer!

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    13. Re:OK... by crazed+gremlin · · Score: 1

      It's fairer to you, the customer, we PROMISE! *gives an superhuman wink*

    14. Re:OK... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Here's mine.

      Bought a couple of 2400s for my kids. One of them had problems with the on-board.

      The Broadcomm diagnostics found the problem, but the stock Dell diagnostics wouldn't. Of course, "Brian" from Bangalore (and yes, he was in India) refused to accept the diagnosis, even when an identically configured second machine worked perfectly. Rather than fight them any more, I went out and bought a D-Link card for $10, and dropped it in a PCI slot.

      Dell support sucks.

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    15. Re:OK... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      If Darth Vader relied on the current computer industry, Luke would have been irrelevant. Evil would have brought itself crashing down.

        Like the poor engineering of the Death Star...

        oh, wait. Damn those rebels!

      SB

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    16. Re:OK... by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      And he'd have to deal with their tech support, which make Sith lords seem charming and helpful by comparison...

      Tech Support: "OK it must be EITHER the heat sink OR the mousepad."
      Customer: "Only the Sith deal in absolutes!"

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    17. Re:OK... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except that if Vader used Dell parts, his respirator would crash every half hour. Plus, instead of the neat black colour scheme, his armour would probably have holstein spots.

      Wouldn't that be Gateway, not Dell, if there were holstein spots?

    18. Re:OK... by RsG · · Score: 1
      Like the poor engineering of the Death Star...

      (Seen on a BSOD)

      Warning: Reactor core dump caused by Torpedo.exe. Program attempted to access Vent.shaft - shaft firewall failed due to firewall absence/deactivation. The system will shutdown in 10 seconds, any unsaved data and undestroyed planets will be lost/saved. Please contact a Dell customer service representative for details. Error number 517H-5p1T.
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    19. Re:OK... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1



        But shouldn't that be a "Gateway" rep? ;*

      SB

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  5. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That guy hit the nail on the head.

  6. Another non-story by dave420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nothing important, nothing final, nothing being made public. Pure speculation ensues.

  7. We could use some of that in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Dell's customer service in Canada has fallen so far in Canada over the last 5-7 years that as an IT consultant, I now include "avoid Dell" in my equipment recommendations to my clients. I have read their legals and there are so many "escape clauses" built in that I doubt that Dell could be forced to service anything no matter the cause if they stuck to the exact letter.

    Worse still is their telephone support. I often run across people whose Dell machines have run into problems, and where a clueless telephone support tech has caused them to lose all their machine's data. One client, a tax accountant, lost an extire tax season. I know, I know, backup data - but I think everyone here knows how likely you are to get most users to reliably do so. This is just one of many horror stories.

    I would just love it if Dell Canada were forced to take on some accountability for its products. Then perhaps the small business people they have actually hurt would find they had more when fighting with Dell to get a machine they thought was under warranty working again. At least for now, some have found that their only remedy is to sue.

    1. Re:We could use some of that in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell's customer service in Canada has fallen so far in Canada over the last 5-7 years that as an IT consultant, I now include "avoid Dell" in my equipment recommendations to my clients... Worse still is their telephone support.

      Funny, I have the opposite experience, with 50-odd dell desktops & laptops, and 10 servers. When I call with a hardware problem, after a little troubleshooting on the phone, a tech arrives the next day with a replacement part. Pricing is pretty good, and Dell is one of the few companies that sell laptop warranties that cover dropping the laptop, and Dell repairs the damage without a fuss.

      Admittedly, we never use them for software support - I do that :)

    2. Re:We could use some of that in Canada... by slowbad · · Score: 1
      I doubt that Dell could be forced to service anything ... Worse still is their telephone support.

      That combination is a Field Service rep's nightmare. The last thing an outside contractor tech wants is having to service 6 to 8 machines a day where every single one is some major, extreme issue.

      No matter how challenging and fun the complete nightmare issues might be, you need an occasional "gimmee" trip, to borrow time from one job to spend properly on another.

    3. Re:We could use some of that in Canada... by Ochobee · · Score: 1

      So as an IT consultant that doesn't plan for data backups for your clients in the event of a problem, what is it exactly that you do? Your reason for avoiding Dell is just as valid a reason to avoid any of the major manufacturers. When your clients call about a hard drive failure on the whitebox you have built for them do you tell them, "Not my problem, you need to call Seagate?"

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    4. Re:We could use some of that in Canada... by MBraynard · · Score: 1

      If not Dell, then who?

  8. Scope of OFT's investigation by jrumney · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder if OFT is also looking at Dells practice of advertising incredibly cheap computers then trying to convince people who call up to order that they need to pay an extra £100 to upgrade the RAM from 256Mb to 512Mb if they want to use broadband, because this PC they advertised "will only work with dialup". Or trying to upsell to the next model up, because this PC is end of line stock, and will "not work anymore in six months time".

    1. Re:Scope of OFT's investigation by sjwest · · Score: 0

      Some years ago i made a sales enquiry about purchasing some laptops sans windows - we dont pay Billy tax. - or use 'xp'.

      They've not yet replied and ive not placed the order.

      as to $ 100 to put a computer in box - suckers us english consumers. Like Dell care, according to the court (yesterdays slashdot) a certificate of ownership of microsoft product is stealing/piracy too - go make up your own mind about persons whom buy Dell.

  9. I've Been Happy with Dell by DavidD_CA · · Score: 2, Informative

    I help my friends and family with their Dells whenever they need it, and every time I've had to contact Dell for support or drivers they have been very prompt and knowledgeable. Even for systems that are out of warranty or hella old.

    Their chat system and website for drivers have been especially useful and very efficient.

    I've never had to send anything in for warranty repair, so I can't comment on that.

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    1. Re:I've Been Happy with Dell by eatvegetables · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You, my friend, have had far better experiences than I.

      I just bought a laptop and other items from Dell (first time buyer from Dell). As is my usual practice, I searched through my computer to verify that it was as ordered.

      I found that I had a question over whether I received the sound card that I thought I had ordered. Very simple problem, right? Think again. Three hours later and a couple of clueless but undoubtedly hard working Indian folks later, I finally spoke to someone with a sufficient skill-base to answer my very basic question. I, in fact, had what I ordered. Wow!

      I love all the hardware I bought, but the customer service has been absolutely horrible so far. Horrible, I say!!!

    2. Re:I've Been Happy with Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While often their in-warranty support is very good (knowledgeable, good response time, etc.), once anything goes out of normal support channels, there seems to be trouble. I work where we have bought over 50 Dell servers. Unlike your experience, we got the endless runaround on a machine that had gone out of warranty less than two weeks before. Not impressed.

    3. Re:I've Been Happy with Dell by wbean · · Score: 1

      I bought my first Dell (a 20mhz 386) about 20 years ago. I was astounded at how good their telephone sales and support were at that time - light years ahead of anybody else. Since then I've bought dozens of machines from them and have had mixed experiences with support. The Indian techs are often difficult to work with and hard to understand. The domestic support has been pretty good. I've had a number of service calls to replace parts and have never had a problem that wasn't resolved satisfactorily. I continue to buy from them.

    4. Re:I've Been Happy with Dell by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I've never had to send anything in for warranty repair, so I can't comment on that."

      My first laptop was a Dell. I remember when I ordered it, it took a whole 2 weeks for it to arrive. I was eager to recieve it. As a joke, I'd call the receptionist and ask if it had arrived yet. (She was in on the joke and found it funny... well not after the 3rd time...) 3 months later the screen went out. I didn't pay extra for a special warranty or anything, so I wasn't expecting a quick turn around on the repair. I called on Tuesday. On Thursday I recieved the package to ship my laptop back in. I figured "Great, two days just to get a box to me... guess it'll be a week or two before I see the machine again." I mailed it off on Friday. Monday morning I got a phone message from the receptionist. "You just recieved a package from Dell." "That is not funny." and I hung up on her. 2 minutes later she walked into my cube with a box in her hands and an amused look on her face. (Ok, it was a little more work for her, but she still enjoyed backfiring my earlier joke.) I pulled it out and blammo, had a working laptop. I was stunned that they actually turned it around so quick. I mean... did they work on a Saturday for it?

      I'm not going to make broad generalizations about Dell's quality or customer service. I don't have the experience with them to do that. I can say that in my particular case the service was good and the turn around was excellent. Other than this incident with the screen, it was a reliable stable machine and every bit worth the purchase price. This was in late 2002, if that makes a difference.

      There's no real point to be made here other than "Not every single customer of Dell's is unahppy."

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    5. Re:I've Been Happy with Dell by davros-too · · Score: 1

      I reported a *possible* disk problem on a poweredge where I couldn't easily take it down to do further testing. Without pushing Dell sent a replacement disk. This server wasn't covered by any special support contract, so I was impressed.

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  10. Clause F1R3 by pookemon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "All fires must be extinguished before the return of the product to Dell for servicing."

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  11. The last four computers... by subxero37 · · Score: 4, Informative

    that I've worked on were all Dells. Two of them had the same motherboard, both of which were completely dead, and both of which were no older than six months. When I called Dell to request new motherboards (since the machines were under warranty) they promptly told me that they could not replace motherboards. They then offered to send me new heatsinks. Yes, because heatsinks dissipate heat so well when they're placed on a component that can't be turned on. I was never able to coax them to send me new motherboards. I now have two dissatisfied customers. Surely, someone should kick their ass.

    1. Re:The last four computers... by fastgood · · Score: 1
      When I called Dell to request new motherboards (since the machines were under warranty) they promptly told me that they could not replace motherboards.

      If it was a low-end unit with Dell's 12 month (or 90 day!) basic warranty, it is unfortunate if those people paid extra to extend the coverage by a few more years at the time of purchase. Who knows better than a manufacturer -- when it comes to how long machines last before the breakdown rate starts ramping up?

      Likewise, if a consumer buys a Western Digital hard drive with a standard 1 year warranty, they should not think that sending in the enclosed $18 insurance policy for two extra years of 'protection' means that their disk was manufactured to last three years in the first place.

      Dell marketing only understands that selling warranties equals "profit margin"

    2. Re:The last four computers... by subxero37 · · Score: 1

      They were actually high-end PCs -- I don't remember the model, but they had two 120 GB SATA Seagate hard disks, 1 GB RAM, a dual-layer DVD burner, and a pinless Pentium 4 3.4 GHz with 1 MB cache, HyperThreading, and EM64T support. Insane to think that even their high-end products suffer from poorly-manufactured or poorly-designed parts. And their cases suck too.

    3. Re:The last four computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two of them had the same motherboard, both of which were completely dead, and both of which were no older than six months. When I called Dell to request new motherboards (since the machines were under warranty) they promptly told me that they could not replace motherboards.

      Dude, you're going about this the wrong way. You need to learn to speak call-center. It's a different language.

      Don't diagnose the problem for them. Tell them the symptoms (computer not booting, appears to be dead), and let them go through their script to come to the resolution. I doubt it was the motherboard, they tend to be very reliable since they don't have moving parts.

      Since the systems were under warranty, Dell's job is to provide a working system, up to and including replacement. Let them diagnose it, let them fix it. If they fail to do so (which hasn't happened to me), you have an open & shut case in small claims court.

    4. Re:The last four computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt it was the motherboard, they tend to be very reliable since they don't have moving parts.

      LOL. You really belive this. Components on motherboards can and do fail or degrade (especially on Dells that use cheap budget parts). Heck, the motherboards could simply be so poorly engineered that they fail at random.

    5. Re:The last four computers... by asuffield · · Score: 1
      Two of them had the same motherboard, both of which were completely dead, and both of which were no older than six months. When I called Dell to request new motherboards (since the machines were under warranty) they promptly told me that they could not replace motherboards.


      You got what you paid for. It's a good bet that those Dell boxes were bought because they were cheap (for the listed spec). Dell boxes are cheap because they are made from cheap components and don't last as long as most of the competition. You pay less money to get a box with less value (because it doesn't last as long). Them supplying free replacements would kinda defeat the point.

      If you want boxes that will last, don't buy the cheapest ones available. And definitely don't buy Dells.
    6. Re:The last four computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. You really belive this. Components on motherboards can and do fail or degrade (especially on Dells that use cheap budget parts). Heck, the motherboards could simply be so poorly engineered that they fail at random.

      Hey, I'm willing to accept the possibility of motherboard failure, but in my 15 years of IT experience, with hundreds (if not more) of different PCs from IBM, Dell, HP, Compaq, beige boxes, and all the others, I can only recall two motherboard failures, and they weren't Dells.

      Your mileage may vary, but it has been my experience that the things that go wrong most often are power supplies and hard disks.

      But this isn't the point. When you call Dell tech support (or any other call center) your job is NOT to diagnose the problem and demand replacement parts, it's Dell's job. Let them do their job to provide a working computer. And as I said, if Dell fails to provide a working computer (when under warranty), you have an open & shut case in small claims court.

    7. Re:The last four computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dell boxes are cheap because they are made from cheap components

      Buy a warranty and make THEM pay for their actions. The right thing gets done only when there are consequences for bad decisions.

      If you purchase that $79 three-year warranty and Dell still uses cheap parts with 1 year supplier guarantees, then Dell is gambling.

      And Dell is now gambling with their own money. They can get the same parts as us that come with 3 year manufacturer warranties.

    8. Re:The last four computers... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      But not if he or his customer purchased an extended warranty. Then yes they didn't get what they paid for. Cheap or not they must follow their own warranty. You wouldnt want to pay me 7/hr to relandscape your yard and not show up when you paid me. Sure 7/hr is what most mexicans make and a good landscapper charges 12/hr or more. But I didn't follow jy obligations with the pay and you could take me to court to recoup the cost.

      Also many larger customers have contracts and its harder to switch desktops. For example if everyone in an office uses the same image from a network to save money with installation then a different desktop will cause havoc and require a new image to be tested and then deployed.

      Dell used to rock and be more expensive than their counterparts in the 1990's. It seems like only yesterday. Many organizations bought contracts to buy in bulk and now its difficult to leave them. Its a very different world than the consumer world we live in.

    9. Re:The last four computers... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I'm willing to accept the possibility of motherboard failure

      You should. There were a lot premature M/B failures because of bad electrolytic caps between 2001 and 2004. http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2003Feb/bch20030 207018535.htm

      --
      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    10. Re:The last four computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There ARE a lot premature M/B failures because of bad electrolytic caps. I've had 7 GX270 motherboards fail this year alone. I wish Dell would replace all our GX270 motherboards, but alas we have to wait until the capacitors fail. Still its a quick 10 minute call and a new motherboard arrives the next day.

    11. Re:The last four computers... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Have you been to the Home Depot parking lot lately? They're asking $12/hour and it's hard to get them down below $9. However, the guys I've hired for $10+ have all been worth it while the guys that I bargained down to $8 really didn't save me any money. And there are guys that will take less than $8/hour, but you only have to talk with them for a minute to realize they're pretty sketchy (at least the guys to whom I've talked).

      Maybe you live in a part of the country where the cost of living is cheaper. I'm in Los Angeles.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  12. Serves 'em right! by epp_b · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hey, I'd be pretty ticked at them too if they sold me a several-thousand-dollar network cable.

  13. I don't think it's related but... by Xest · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Dell carries out extremely deceptive marketing practices in the UK, they often advertise on TV and by mailshot really low price laptops and such, however if you phone up for the offer they wont sell you it and will offer you it at a higher price, even if you give the specific offer code. When I spoke to trading standards they acknowledged it's a problem but that as long as they can prove they've sold a few at that price then it doesn't matter if they then try and screw a few thousand other people on it.

    Dell definitely needs kicking into shape, their customer support is attrocious and some of the tactics they use are borderline, or at least should be outright illegal.

    It's just a shame that trading standards are merely getting them to change license agreement or whatever instead of really doing what needs doing - hitting them where it hurts with fines/legal proceedings as they deserve for their disgusting practices.

    1. Re:I don't think it's related but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

    2. Re:I don't think it's related but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell carries out extremely deceptive marketing practices in the UK, they often advertise on TV and by mailshot really low price laptops and such, however if you phone up for the offer they wont sell you it and will offer you it at a higher price, even if you give the specific offer code.

      Really? That's bait & switch, and it's illegal. Tape record the call, and sue. In Texas you'll probably get 10 million. In the UK, probably a bit less :)

  14. Their reputation is costing them business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was about to buy a laptop from them and did a little online research. The stories of incredible bad service that I read convinced me that it was too much of a gamble. Most of the stories revolved around people spending weeks and months trying to convince Dell that their hardware was broken so they could return it for repair. I didn't buy a laptop from them.

    This situation is way past ironic. Dell got its start by convincing customers that it was safe to buy computers on line. The service was good. Dell sold good hardware that didn't break but if it did break, there was no problem getting a quick repair or a new machine. Boy, have things ever changed!

    My WAG is that there won't be a Dell in five years.

    1. Re:Their reputation is costing them business by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      Online horror stories feature every major vendor, whether Dell, HP, eMachines/Gateway, Apple, Sony, or Toshiba. If you avoided every large vendor based on online stories, you'd only be building your own machines.

      My not-so-wild-ass guess is that Dell will still be alive and more or less in its present form in five years.

  15. Interesting... by Cloud+K · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I find most interesting about Dell, is that unlike other companies, even their *sales* department is run by a call centre in India.

    The comparison ends there, with Dell. In my experience they are helpful to a fault and bend over backwards to help you out. They are the true model of how Indian Call Centres should be: helpful to the economy but most importantly, helpful to the customer and so incredibly friendly they would do *anything* for you if their English ws good enough. As this article suggests, YMMV.

    1. Re:Interesting... by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

      That's funny, because we have a huge Dell call centre here in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. We're a multicultural country, so who knows, you might have gotten an Indian rep just by the luck of the draw. All the Dell workers I know are fluent in English, though you may have to deal with a few extra "Eh"s when they speak.

      Bork!

    2. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your computer is not working, eh? No, it isn't. The blue e won't turn into the internet. The blue e, eh? You mean internet explorer, eh? Uh... You've tried rebooting, eh? I, what? Reboot your computer. How do you do that? Go to Start->Shutdown->and choose reboot, eh. MY COMPUTER BROKE! IT TURNED OFF. That's what should be happen'n, eh. AAAAAAAAH Please, calm down, eh. It is back on. It is asking me to "login". Eh? Just type in your username and password. My name is Joe, but what is the password? How did you start this computer up the first time, eh? My neighbor did. So he gave it to you, eh? No. Someone else gave me a computer without the Windows, but my neighbor said he could get the Windows for free from "bittorrent". Eh? Uh huh. You get the username and password from him, eh? *pause* Okay I got it. I typed them in. Press the login button, eh. It logged me in. But I am back where I started. How do I fix the blue e? Press Start, go to run, and type cmd, eh. Okay. Now type "wga -piratepwnzor", eh. Okay. Press return, eh. MY COMPUTER JUST EXPLODED! Sorry, but we don't cover that in the warranty. You will be billed $55 dollars for phone support, eh. 55 DOLLARS? Eh? Sorry. It's only 50 american dollars, eh.

    3. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your computer is not working, eh?
      No, it isn't. The blue e won't turn into the internet.
      The blue e, eh? You mean internet explorer, eh?
      Uh...
      You've tried rebooting, eh?
      I, what?
      Reboot your computer.
      How do you do that?
      Go to Start->Shutdown->and choose reboot, eh.
      MY COMPUTER BROKE! IT TURNED OFF.
      That's what should be happen'n, eh.
      AAAAAAAAH
      Please, calm down, eh.
      It is back on. It is asking me to "login".
      Eh? Just type in your username and password.
      My name is Joe, but what is the password?
      How did you start this computer up the first time, eh?
      My neighbor did.
      So he gave it to you, eh?
      No. Someone else gave me a computer without the Windows, but my neighbor said he could get the Windows for free from "bittorrent".
      Eh?
      Uh huh.
      You get the username and password from him, eh?
      *pause* Okay I got it. I typed them in.
      Press the login button, eh.
      It logged me in. But I am back where I started. How do I fix the blue e?
      Press Start, go to run, and type cmd, eh.
      Okay.
      Now type "wga -piratepwnzor", eh.
      Okay.
      Press return, eh.
      MY COMPUTER JUST EXPLODED!
      Sorry, but we don't cover that in the warranty. You will be billed $55 dollars for phone support, eh.
      55 DOLLARS?
      Eh? Sorry. It's only 50 american dollars, eh.

    4. Re:Interesting... by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

      Guess I'm too late to reply to this, but my Canadian girlfriend has never suffixed a sentence with "eh" in the whole 6 months I've known her =P

  16. I wish it was over here.... by mediis · · Score: 1

    I'm typing this on my new Dell XPS .... when I ordered it, I only ordered one. When they confirmed it, they confirmed two. After 20 minutes of trying to find the phone number to call, I finally got the second order canceled. My next computer... I'm building myself. I'd rather get bloody knuckles than have to deal with this again.

  17. Contract by eebra82 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "I hereby agree that I did not consider a computer equipped with an AMD processor. In fact, I don't even know what it tastes like."

  18. In other news.... by Proudrooster · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, Dell has customer support!?! Wow, I had no idea. Where do I get the number for this customer support, instead of the number for the prescripted question answer line?

  19. I've had no problems.. by PseudoSchizo · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I personally have never had a problem with their support, and actually have been downright satisfied..

    About 5 or 6 years ago, on my first Dell PC, my 40gig hdd died. I called them up, and by the end of the week had a brand new one in hand.

    Just last week I realized I had left my OEM XP installation disc and Dell resource CD at my ex's house. Again, called them up and the next day had new ones at my door.

    pSc

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    Proud Rememberer of the BBS Days.
    1. Re:I've had no problems.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think service 5 or 6 years ago would be applicable for discussion today?

      Do you think a simple routine matter such as getting a replacement install disc would be a fair or comprehensive exercise of Dell's support?

  20. Duelle by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

    You forgot the British 'u'

    1. Re:Duelle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just bitter because you Americans can't spell properly. Remember, the colour is grey.

  21. Hello? Mr. Nineties, you say? First name Nineteen? by jdbartlett · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, we go, "Oi, you! Noooooo!"

  22. Dell Complete Coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I work at a private school helping out the tech department. A few years ago, the middle school started a program requiring every student to purchase a certain laptop. The school now has around 150 Dells, in various latitude models. Getting dropped and abused in every manner, we also require the "complete coverage" plan, which is pretty much anything but batteries. It works very well, needing only about half an hour to set up a replacement or onsite repair of anything--screens, motherboards, whatever. The parts arrive next day; technicians usually arrive in two or three.

    They have a phone line that isn't bad, but their chat is faster. You just enter the service tag, and verify the company or person that owns it. Infrequently you will be disconnected and have to retype all the information.

    From my experience, with the expensive warranty, they are prompt and helpful. Then again, it is a business-class account, even though the computers themselves are owned privately.

  23. My Dell Hell Story by DellFraud · · Score: 3, Informative
    For anyone out there that thinks Dell has good customer service. Try again. This is the worst company that I have ever dealt with. I am still trying to fight with them so I won't give all the details yet, but if I ever get my money back from them, I will be posting even more details. I have contacted several lawyers and asked them to file a class action lawsuit against them for consumer fraud, but all of the lawyers are afraid of Dell. The biggest reason is because there is a binding arbitration clause buried in the sales contract. If there are any lawyers at there that would be willing to help me out with this case I would be delighted to work with you to hold Dell accountable for their actions.
    • Purchased new computer from Dell on 08/24/03.
    • On 03/23/04 the computer just started overheating and shutting off.
    • They replaced the processor, heatsink and fan unit on 04/04/04 and the problem went away. BTW, I had a next day business warranty with them and they were not able to fix my problem from 3/23/04 until 04/04/04.
    • On 12/29/04 I contacted Dell again because this problem was happening again. After discussing with them explaining to them that this is a product defect and that they can not fix the problem they told me they would replace the parts again, I was told with an updated part, unfortunately I find that hard to believe because it was the exact same part number as the first time.
    • They replaced the parts but because I knew the problem would happen again I made them give me an additional year on the warranty. They told me they would extend the warranty, but I would have to pay for it and then they would reimburse me. I payed the money and then they told me that they couldn't reiimburse me. I fought with them until 04/11/05 to get them to give me my money back.
    • At this point, I thought the problem was fixed because it hadn't overheated or shut off for a very long time. Then I found out when they replaced the parts on 12/29/04 they also replaced the BIOS to A33 on the computer and when the computer started overheating it would only run at 1/2 the speed as what I was sold. Eg. I bought a 3.06GHz and it would only run at 1.56GHz
    • On 05/11/06, I contacted Dell telling them that their "solution" to the problem was not acceptable. I was told that I needed to upgrade my BIOS to A38 and turn Intel SpeedStep off in the BIOS. I did and the problem still existed.
    • I called on 05/16/06, telling them that the solution did not fix the problem and they told me that they had no way to fix this technical support problem. I then told them I wanted a new computer. They agreed to this and I was told that I would be getting a new computer that was equivalent or better in every way.
    • On 05/31/06, I received the new computer and 45 minutes after it was turned on it crashed. There was something wrong with the graphics. I explained to them that there was a problem with the new computer and they said that I would have to go through the normal troubleshooting procedures. I told them that I was sending back the new system and that I wanted my money back on my orginal system.
    • On 06/22/06, I was told that Dell would refund me my original system cost minus 25% depreciation to the original form of payment.
    • On 06/27/06, I informed Dell that the original credit card that I used I know longer had the account and I was told that I had to provide them with written verification that I know longer had an account with the credit card company. I contacted the credit card company and had them fax the requested information to Dell and they said that it was not sufficient to "bypass or circumvent the normal processes".
    • On 07/07/06, I informed Dell that this was not acceptable and they would need to provide me exactly what it is they need from the credit card company and / or find an alternative method of payment even though I closed the credit card account which was the original form of payment on Nov. 4th 2004!!!!
    1. Re:My Dell Hell Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * At this point, I thought the problem was fixed because it hadn't overheated or shut off for a very long time. Then I found out when they replaced the parts on 12/29/04 they also replaced the BIOS to A33 on the computer and when the computer started overheating it would only run at 1/2 the speed as what I was sold. Eg. I bought a 3.06GHz and it would only run at 1.56GHz

              * On 05/11/06, I contacted Dell telling them that their "solution" to the problem was not acceptable. I was told that I needed to upgrade my BIOS to A38 and turn Intel SpeedStep off in the BIOS. I did and the problem still existed.


      It took you 18 months to realize this?

  24. In light of this news... by Gunfighter · · Score: 1

    ... my friend and I decided to open up our own computer manufacturing/marketing/support corporation with the following guarantees:

    1. When you call for support, your call will be answered by a tech support person in your own country and not by some hard-to-understand person from another country (i.e. your call will never be routed to India).

    2. Your support contracts will be straight forward, to the point, and easy to understand. In addition, they will represent the best value we can offer for your well-spent support dollars.

    We won't be the cheapest, but at least you'll get what you pay for. If Dell wants to support everything from India, then let them capture the PC market there. We'll take care of everyone here in the U.S. and expand slowly outwards to make sure we maintain outstanding support levels without having to outsource it to some third world country.

    Any takers? We're looking for the following (in this order):

    1. Investors
    2. Employees
    3. Customers

    Drop me a line at insourced@gmail.com

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    -- Stu

    /. ID under 2,000. I feel old now.
    1. Re:In light of this news... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You think it's bad having support calls routed to India?

      Dell customers in India have their calls routed to Vietnam.

      =)

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  25. It's "Chastise", not "Chastize"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Chastise" is written with "s" even in American English.

    1. Re:It's "Chastise", not "Chastize"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this the best contribution you could make to community?

  26. My experience has been the opposite.... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    After my 1 year old HP crapped out, and tech support tells me
    1.) its out of warranty,
    2.) no tech manuals exist so I can figure out how to take the darn thing apart and have a look,
    3.) they will look at it for 300 bucks,
    4.) if its a mobo problem (most likely scenario, it will be 900 bucks to fix it)

    I'm afraid I threw a bit of a fit and smashed the laptop against the wall, then kicked it a few times.
    "Are you ok?" asks the tech (who I did not yell at), "Yes, that was the sound of me kicking the crap out of the last HP product I will ever buy, for me or my clients. If you can, please let somebody know about how this little incident affected one little customer's view of HP." I try to make things better if I can...

    Soooo...I now needed a new laptop. I bought a new Dell from some random dude off ebay. I put pre-release Dapper on it, which somehow was hosing the bios, making the thing unbootable AT ALL. Screwed, I thought. I am just SCREWED Called Dell, they did an ownership transfer so I have a warranty, and sent me docs on how to take the thing apart to get to the cmos battery.

    Other times I have had to warranty stuff, they overnight me parts, and pay for shipping for the return too. I've had stuff out of warranty break, and they pick up the tab for overnight shipping AND don't gouge me on the part price (28 bucks for a power supply is quite reasonable).

    I did despise Dell for their practice of advertising $499 systems that you somehow never could complete an order for for under $600, but the service has made up for that and more.

    Hate to gush, and if they screw me over, I will dump on them just as hard, but for now Dell is doing a great job for me.

  27. Dell's cust service SUCKS by afroloop · · Score: 0

    I recently got a Dell 30" display and there was a small issue with it. Not a big deal but I need to talk to customer service on the issue. I spoke to probably about 15 people over a couple of hours and they were all Indians most of whom thought the display was a television. I have never had worse customer service in my life; none of them took accountability and they just kept passing me off. Finally I bribed my more patient co worker buddy to talk to them and pretend he was me. I was at the end of my rope. He got the deal done and I bought him lunch for helping me out :) I have a couple of Dell displays and they are really great but their customer service is the WORST!

    1. Re:Dell's cust service SUCKS by aslate · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've got a similar story relating to Dell monitor woes...

      We got a slightly damaged 20" 2001FP Dell monitor, very nice indeed. Damaged during removal at a school, the removal firm owned by relatives, they replaced the monitor with a new one and we got the old one from them. It came sans power cable. Simple, i thought, until i realised it was non-standard and a weird Dell connector. I'll ring Dell, navigate their tech support for the correct part and then order it. Even if it's £30 or so, it's worth it.

      When i get the nerve to call Dell i get through to tech support, obviously UK based. Had to give them a Dell ticket or something, which we eventually got from a random barcode on the monitor (Seeing as i didn't actually purchase it). Got the Dell part number off them in a few minutes and was put through to sales. First guy, Steve with a strong Indian accent, asks what i need. I say i'm ordering a power cable for a monitor and give him the Dell code. He asks if i want to buy a Laptop... I repeat to him i want a "power cable" for a "monitor", again he asks if i want a laptop. I repeat it one final time, very slowly, and he says i'm in the wrong sales section and puts me through to another person, a female with another strong Indian accent.

      So i repeat the procedure with her. She's a bit better, she tries to sell me a monitor instead. She then realises that i need a spare part, and puts me through to the correct department. The phone rings as i'm put through...and she answers again! I then get a garbled message along the lines of "Sorry, i don't understand what you want", gives me the first department's number and transfers me somewhere else. I finally get an English guy on the phone, who says there's a few left in a warehouse costing £97.35 including VAT and P&P. I hung up.

      The one phone conversation was over 20 minutes and the most expensive on the bill.

    2. Re:Dell's cust service SUCKS by zeropointburn · · Score: 1

      Admittedly, Dell India sucks. They try, but... The company I work for fields a bunch of Dell servers; hardware being hardware, things break. We have a number that rings directly to their Austin call center ;) The overseas center rings me through four different levels as fast as I can say "poweredge server, dead raid", and I end up speaking to someone in Texas anyway. Those guys are alright. They really do try, but most of them have never even heard of Novell. In theory, Dell's a great idea for businesses... cheap, warrantee, support (even if it costs). That actually works out pretty well most of the time, IMO. Would I buy a Dell? Not even if it came with a Juggie and a T3 for free.

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  28. Ya, OK Adam Smith by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

    The problem is that Free Market ecnomies don't work in favor of the consumer, citizen or society, as history has shown. Try reading some modern economics, like from the last fifty years or so (and libertarian blog rantings don't count).

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    1. Re:Ya, OK Adam Smith by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Where is the location of this free market economy to which you are referring? It certainly doesn't exist on the planet Earth, other than as a conceptual ideal. As things stand, we're as far from a free market as we've ever been. It's not in the interests of the those with power that we have anything approaching a free market, regardless of what the ideologues/demagogues might get paid to say.

      (I'm not saying that moving towards something that approaches a free market is impossible, I'm just saying there's huge resistance and we're far far away from the goal.)

      More important than a free market, imho, is a transparent market, although some argue that transparency is a requirement of a truly free market.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  29. My take on Dell Support & Dell as a company by brennz · · Score: 1

    admin friends have told me about Dell Support.......

    Dell support is going downhill. They have been outsourcing to foreigners reading off cue-cards that know diddly squat....

    I tried to have a conversation with someone from Dell recently, it was very clear to me, that my colleagues were dead accurate about Dell Support.

    More HP is the result.

    What does aggravate me though, is Dell's continual B.S.-ing around when it comes to getting some AMD Opteron systems. I swear, as long as some dipshit company refuses to honor customer wishes, I'll be more than happy to steer my bosses to Dell competitors. Now they start to work on the AMD systems, with the advent of Woodcrest. What turds!

    It is time for the Dell Hegemony to end with a whimper. Their service has gone downhill, as have their products.

    Swan song, exit stage left.

    1. Re:My take on Dell Support & Dell as a company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree with you. A few years ago, my mom called Dell for tech support on her old system. It first took her 30 minutes to explain the problem too them, I do not remember exactly what it is, but it was simple. They then proceeded to take her computer from being able to boot slowly and with errors to not being able to boot at all. She got so fed up with them she went out and bought a new computer. I got the old one, and fixed it in half-an-hour. When your tech-support can't do something in a few hours, but a person who just picked up the computer randomly can do in 30 minutes, your suppor service has gone downhill.

      How hard is it to hire people who speak English and understand computers? Apparently for Dell, it's pretty damn hard!

  30. Ok, so who's better... by mikeage · · Score: 1

    ... for someone who does not have the skill to build their own PC?

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    1. Re:Ok, so who's better... by Cap'nPedro · · Score: 1

      Well if you're in th UK, I'd reccommemd Scan or MESH.

      My father has bought from MESH a couple of times and not had any problems and although I've never bought a prebuilt from Scan, when I needed some advice they responded to my emails - before I'd even bought anything - in a friendly manor. I don't know about their customer support though, because I've never had to use it.

    2. Re:Ok, so who's better... by GimmeZeroZero · · Score: 1

      I can't really comment on Scan's current customer support, but I gave up ordering from Scan around 2001/2002 as their customer support was piss-poor. I've had all kinds of trouble with them, actually getting through was one problem many times I just had to give up an try another day. They've sent me wrong orders, not re-credited my card (without me having to go through the painful process of actually trying to contact them again). I also know a number of other people that won't go near them again because of their support. I hope they have improved, if not they don't deserve to be in business, but either way I'm not going near them again, and I'm currently very happy with the support from another UK supplier.

  31. Ahhh! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now I get it!

    Now I know why I've seen comments posted on the Internet that read:
    This [noun] does [verb]. I wonder if it will ever be sold in the UK?
  32. You are missing the point of the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like you didn't read the story or the posts. We can forgive any company one or two 'horror stories'. With Dell the sheer volume and the nature of the stories surpasses the other companies by a wide margin.

    If you are going to buy something on line it is very important that you can trust the product. People will buy big ticket items at bricks and mortar stores where they can get support if they need it. Dell's major coup was to be so trustworthy that people were willing to buy their computers on line. They seem to have lost sight of that simple fact.

  33. Re:Hello? Mr. Nineties, you say? First name Ninete by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

    Hula-hoops are round, they're stayin' round, and they'll be a-round forever?

    Possibly not.

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  34. Do you mind if I put you on hold? by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

    Got it in one! Although I intended to reference the original comedy sketch!

  35. Hey, budy, we agree already by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

    There are no free markets anymore. There were free markets 100-200 years ago and the failed. They failed because the basic assumptions of the free market capitalists were wrong or at least could not exist in the real world. Although a few people became very very wealthy so I guess the free market worked for them.

    Market transparency is a good one because it relates directly to the ability of a consumer to educate themselves about product offerings and make a choice. Consumer choice is one of the fundamental concepts of free market econ. Mess with choice and the whole thing unravles.

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    1. Re:Hey, budy, we agree already by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Where were these free markets 200 years ago? They didn't exist then either. Perhaps way way back when the first two guys got together and bartered a fish for an arrow point, but that is really not a very mature market. No, the existence of a free market in the past is as much a myth as a pure command economy without a black market.

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    2. Re:Hey, budy, we agree already by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

      They existed before anti-trust legislation, in the era of the robber barrons et als. If your looking for a text book pure example, maybe not but it was as close to free market as we are ever likely to get, if things ever get that bad again.

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  36. O & A Dell Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is from the Opie and Anthony show. They talked about the customer service from Dell. It's kinda long, but they sure nail the essence of the Dell Customer service.

    http://www.therantshack.com/2005/07/20/dell-hell/

  37. Dell product line. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't buy the home lines (Dimension desktops, and low end laptops), the business models (Optiplex desktop) are much better.

  38. Re:Clause F1R4 by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

    "Warranty does not cover damage to equipment due to the use of water, fire extinguishers, or other extinguishing devices."

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  39. And good customer service/parts cost $13,000+ USD? by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    If you don't like their customer service, don't buy their products. The market will decide whether good customer service is worth the extra cost.

    BZZT! Wrong!

    They have to first have perfect knowledge of said "market". Otherwise that line of argument starts to fall flat, with Dell and the other offshorers' record being proof. Otherwise it's a bit better to a) bite the bullet and go with IBM when you can (heck, you still can get your abysmally low quality laptop or desktop, and in the same gray too!) and b) push for a forcible correction that actually has teeth. They're abusing their rights as a corporate "person" and accepting little or no responsibility.

    No thanks, I'll go with Atlanta, Georgia or Denver, Colorado instead of some country that has little more than a bunch of paper CMM-5's. It's also why I look for machines that are built with European and/or US parts as the majority by construction. A bit dated but otherwise valid as an example, the RS/6000 7044-270, damn heavy but worth it- metal from Europe, plastic/PC boards made in the US, and a minority of the chips made from The Currency Dumper. Heck, you could even have made it with 50% or more US parts by dropping out the European metal and replacing it with US based metal to demonstrate that such machines are viable.

    I think corporations should be punished heavily when they try to get away with abusive practices to trim down the amount of users that get abused and also to be fair to the corporations who really do make an effort in being fair.

    Ever since corporations had it easy since the Butcher and US counterpart Reagan, customers worldwide have been fucked over and out. Just that if you do such a measure, you would have to make it a measure that has no loopholes and contains penalties too expensive to pass on to the consumer. How's about a 75% penalty spread across worldwide assets, with priority towards (permanent) removal of assets in countries with no labor protection laws? Damn nice, and would even bitchslap GM (who tried to drop unions with a nullified contract).

    You abuse your rights, you face the consequences. Consumers should be able to get quality that they paid to get (even at the $399 level Dell has to obey the law), and not have to depend on the slow wheels of a failed "market" to correct themselves.

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  40. Semi-related question - Refurbished parts? by Beek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A salesman (not for Dell obviously) once told me that Dell sometimes uses refurbished parts in new machines, and that it's mentioned in their Terms of Sale. Sure enough, the terms contained this: > Dell will ship products that have the functionality and performance of the products ordered, but changes between what is shipped and what is described in a specification sheet or catalogue are possible. The parts and assemblies used in building Dell products are selected from new and equivalent-to-new parts and assemblies in accordance with industry practices. Spare parts may be new or reconditioned. So how suspect is this? I have a feeling the salesman was blowing smoke because he couldn't match Dell's price. I haven't been able to find many complaints about this clause anywhere on the net.

  41. My Dell Experience by richpulp · · Score: 1

    My first computer was a Dell. I ordered it with a 14400 fax / 28800 data modem, a US Robotics Sportster (internal). What I didn't know, because at the time I was a newbie to Pcs and hardware, was that Dell had fitted a 14400 fax and data modem, not a 28800. By the time it dawned on me that I had been done like a kipper I had retired the PC from daily use because it was too slow.

  42. Dell faxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their marketing practices are not to great either. I have never been a customer and yet for months they persisted in spamming my fax with offers. I thought it would be fair that if they were sending me marketing material I would send them some too. But they didn't seem to want to buy my endless loop of black paper. Dell fax 1-800-818-341

  43. Dell used to be great chaps... by trickygibbon · · Score: 1

    .. until they outsourced most of their customer services operation. From my experience, Dell's current customer service team seems to be targeted on the number of customers they piss off per day.
    - Ask for a complaint to be escalated? - no problem, you'll speak to the same fella in 2 weeks' time...

    - Write in to the MD / Head of operations etcetc - no problem, you'll speak to the same fella in 3 weeks' time...

    After an odyssey of to/fro-ing over a computer within warranty that wouldn't turn ON, my only recourse was to go to the https://www.moneyclaim.gov.uk/small claims court (very handy online service). Funnily enough, Dell settled out of court.

    BTW, think Dell have a reputation for astroturfing, so watch out for all those "My Dell has worked fine for the last Millennia" comments...

  44. $99.00 fix? by Thundercleets · · Score: 0

    I have seen Dell reps. try to extort 99.00 USD to tell a user to press "F11" to bring up the restore function in order to restore the Dell computer back to factory.

    Customer service is not what it used to be at Dell.

  45. How about a better solution? by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    If you don't have the skill - acquire it!

    Seriously, what is holding you back? How difficult is it to select some parts, buy a case and power supply, and put it together with some screws? I mean, this isn't the days of an Altair 8800 where you need to know something about soldering (btw - that's a good skill to pick up, too).

    Ok - so maybe you don't have the skill, and are a bit afraid to try your hand with brand new stuff bought for a lot of mullah - I can certainly understand that. So, what to do about getting the skill? Simple:

    Buy an old computer.

    Heck, you might not even need to buy one, people throw out their "old" computers seemingly every day. If you don't want to scrounge the trash, though, go down to your local thrift store and scrounge there. You should be able to scare up an old 486 or pentium box for not too much (this weekend I bought at goodwill a Linksys 4-port router/firewall for $3.00 - works fine).

    Take it home, get yourself a few screwdrivers (you will need at least a couple of phillips-head screwdrivers of two different sizes), and start!

    First, take the cover off, and make sure the CPU, RAM, cards, etc - are all "seated" and connected properly, and that you have a hard drive, floppy drive, etc in the case. You might want a friend with you who knows what is what and how things go together to help you along. Once you have verified this, power it up, and see what happens. Hopefully, you will actually boot and won't run into any real problems. Basically, you want to get the system to boot all the way into an OS (DOS is fine here - you just want to know that it works somewhat OK). Write down what you see, how it works, what it recognizes, etc. Then turn it off.

    Now for the "fun and learning" part. Start taking it apart (if you are paranoid here, use a wrist grounding strap)! Keep track of what goes where, what screw fits in what hole (important tip - if you think you might have a screw that only fits in one area, screw it back into the part after you remove it, so you don't lose it - this tip works wonders for automobile maintenance!), how things are oriented (especially cable ends if they aren't keyed!), where things are located, etc. If you have to, take pictures or draw diagrams on paper. Keep a lot of notes - this is your first time out - you wouldn't hike without a map, would you? Once you have it completely apart, stripped to an empty case, a few boards, cards, CPU (yeah, take the CPU and RAM out of the sockets), etc - take a rest. Get a sammitch and some soup. Relax. Don't look at it for a few hours. Play some Playstation or whatever.

    Once you are rested, go back and put it back together (have your friend over, make it a learning experience he/she can help with). Remember to put everything back like you found it: CPU and heatsink together properly and oriented in the socket/slot right (you will need some new heatsink grease for this, unless the heatsink has been bonded to the CPU). Put the cards in, the cables connected back properly, the power supply hooked up, everything screwed down right. Check and double-check everything. You might want to take the opportunity to clean everything up with a spray can-'o'-air (do this outside if things are really dusty - trust me - and don't spin the fans with the air, you ruin bearings that way). Have your friend help you to make sure you are doing things right, etc.

    Once you have it back together, and are sure of everything, power it up, and see what happens! Hopefully, you will boot into the same screen/status that you had before, and everything will look the same. If so - congratulations - you just "built" your first PC! If not, then you (and your poor friend - give him another beer) have some troubleshooting to do. Ultimately, you want the machine to boot just the same as it did before.

    If you get through this crash course, try to repeat it, for good measure. Do it without your friend nearby, or wait a day or two between pulling it apart and putting it back together. Go back and buy a

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    1. Re:How about a better solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How difficult is it to select some parts, buy a case and power supply, and put it together with some screws?"

      Well, I don't know how hard is it? Are there any parts manufacturers I should avoid? Could I end up with a bum video card form some manufacturer as bad as Dell? Any suspect case or power supply manufacterers? Any need to worry about any parts being incompatible?

      For most people I'm not convinced it's worth the effort, especially for people like me who don't care if the system is the latest greatest. A company offering decent systems that can be purchased and set up with little effort would be great! They may not be the best performance wise, but why do I care? I always used to buy IBM; never had a problem. That changed recently, so I bought a Mac. But had I wanted to stay in the Windows world who is a decent company to deal with there?