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A Humorous Introduction To IPv6

zollman writes "Jonathan Richards, in the London times, explains how the introduction of IPv6 will change the Internet. From the article: 'As use [of the Internet] grew, it became clear that the old protocol, IPv4, wasn't big enough, so a new one was created using 32-bit numbers. That increased the number of available addresses to 340 undecillion, 282 decillion, 366 nonillion, 920 octillion, 938 septillion -- enough for the foreseeable future.'"

288 comments

  1. Fuzzy Math by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think the author doesn't really understand binary math.

    They gave each address a "16-bit" number, which meant that the total number of available addresses worked out at about four billion (2 to the power of 32).
    1. Re:Fuzzy Math by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Informative

      He just doesn't have his facts straight at all. IPV4 uses 32 bit addresses, which gives you about 4 billion addresses. IPV6 on the other hand uses 128 bit addresses (please correct me if i'm wrong), which gives you an unbelievably large number of addresses, which will be able to address every atom in the universe with it's own IP address. This time we aren't running out. Of course, you could assign multiple addresses to each machine, and get rid of the need for ports...

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    2. Re:Fuzzy Math by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      He was *correct about the total number of addresses, but ipv4 is 23 bit numbers and v6 is 128 bit.

      *note: I didn't check the actual value of 2^128 but 4 billion is about right for 2^32

    3. Re:Fuzzy Math by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, he did get the number of addresses wrong, there's actually, 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,45 6. Not 340,282,366,920,938,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0 as he said. This means he is actually off by 463463374607431768211456. Which Means that he forgot about 107908475819842 IPV4 Internets.

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    4. Re:Fuzzy Math by Ambush+Commander · · Score: 1
      Of course, you could assign multiple addresses to each machine, and get rid of the need for ports...

      Yes, we ought to assign 65,535 IP addresses to every device that wants to connect to the Internet. (And yes, I know that it still won't solve our Too Many IP Addresses (TM) problem).

    5. Re:Fuzzy Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which Means that he forgot about 107908475819842 IPV4 Internets

      you should remove 2 from that figure as i recieved 2 internets from my mother earlier today

    6. Re:Fuzzy Math by mark-t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IPV6 on the other hand uses 128 bit addresses ... which will be able to address every atom in the universe with it's own IP address
      Nope.

      Not even close.

      2 to the power of 128 is approximately 10 to the power of 38.

      There are, however, over 10 to the power of a hundred atoms in the universe.

      A 1 followed by 38 zeros is, iirc, approximately the same order of magnitude as the number of molecules in the earth's crust.

    7. Re:Fuzzy Math by iced_773 · · Score: 1


      But just wait'll they roll out NAT for IPv6. Then we'll really be in trouble!

    8. Re:Fuzzy Math by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did she attach them in emails. I have lots of problems with my mother attaching giant files in Emails too.

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    9. Re:Fuzzy Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "large number of addresses, which will be able to address every atom in the universe with it's own IP address"

      But it's still not enough to count the number of times people typed IT'S when they meant ITS.

    10. Re:Fuzzy Math by kesuki · · Score: 1

      8 groups of 128 bit values comes to roughly 3.4028236692093846346337460743177 * 10^38

      also, the values are notated in hexidecimal, so they don't need to be processed in 128-bit chunks unless your processor is 128-bit :) you could just break the value up into 32 or 64 bit chunks.

    11. Re:Fuzzy Math by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1
      ...will be able to address every atom in the universe with it's own IP address...
      ...until we start using them as shorthand for combinations of IP addresses, say. It really doesn't take much imagination to think of ways even 2^128 addresses could someday run out.

      But yeah, it's probably good enough for now.
    12. Re:Fuzzy Math by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

      Combinations of devices, I mean.

    13. Re:Fuzzy Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i recieved 2 internets from my mother earlier today

      the ones that mother sends you, don't do anything at all

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    14. Re:Fuzzy Math by Firehed · · Score: 1

      I actually did the math for that concept of every atom in the universe. While it was heavy on estimates (since I don't think we know the mass of the sun down to the AMU), I seem to remember having come up with a number that wouldn't have even nearly covered every atom in our solar system (in fact, I don't think it would have even covered the sun). And we sure as hell aren't the only solar system in the universe. IPv8 perhaps. Still, I think we'll be covered for at least the next three humanities.

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    15. Re:Fuzzy Math by JonLatane · · Score: 1

      Which means she probably sent said internets on Monday.

    16. Re:Fuzzy Math by skraps · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here are some interesting order-of-magnitude comparisons.

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    17. Re:Fuzzy Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You couldn't address every atom in the universe with a physical machine, because we can safely asume that to "count" an atom takes at least one atom, which would then need to be counted, which takes more atoms ad nauseum. No?

    18. Re:Fuzzy Math by toadlife · · Score: 1

      "you should remove 2 from that figure as i recieved 2 internets from my mother earlier today"

      This has to be the fastest spreading ineternet meme ever.

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    19. Re:Fuzzy Math by shadowmatter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whenever my staff sends me an Internet around 10 AM, and it's delivering slowly, they just try sending it through different tubes until a fast one is found. Maybe your mother can try the same thing with delivering her giant e-mail attachments.

      - sm

    20. Re:Fuzzy Math by c_forq · · Score: 1

      So that is why my tube is so slow, your mom is clogging it up! (Man, I wish I was clever enough to make that into a fat joke, but alas I hit the rum too early this evening).

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    21. Re:Fuzzy Math by Surt · · Score: 1

      It does, however, give us nearly enough addresses to address every atom which could be packed within the typical timeout-lightspeed volume, which seems sufficient (and since we'd have collapsed into a one heck of a black hole in that situation, I'm guessing we'd have more serious worries than network address exhaustion).

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    22. Re:Fuzzy Math by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Idiot... don't you know that when your mother includes attachments in email, it only copies teh intarbew?

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    23. Re:Fuzzy Math by jZnat · · Score: 1

      I've only seen it on Slashdot, so I don't know how "fast" it spreads. Things from FYAD seem to spread, however.

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    24. Re: Fuzzy Math by Moodie-1 · · Score: 1

      Anti-anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would be different to match it. (Life WILL find its niche, no matter what.)

    25. Re:Fuzzy Math by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Whenever my staff sends me an Internet around 10 AM, and it's delivering slowly, they just try sending it through different tubes until a fast one is found. Maybe your mother can try the same thing with delivering her giant e-mail attachments.

      Just print out the IP packets, load into a truck, and scan them back into electronic format on the other end. That way you eliminate pipes entirely, and can use efficient truck-based transport. Problem solved, world saved, and sentence without verb so grammar nazis annoyed.

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    26. Re:Fuzzy Math by iLogiK · · Score: 1

      I doubt that that number is large enought to assign every atom in the universe an ip address....although i read somewhere that you could assign an ip address to every square inch on earth using IPv6....

      "So, where do you want that pizza sent to?"
      "oh, you cand find me at 2001:0db8:0000:0000:0000::1428:57ab..."

    27. Re:Fuzzy Math by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      because we can safely asume that to "count" an atom takes at least one atom, which would then need to be counted, which takes more atoms ad nauseum. No?

      No. With 1 bit you can count 2 different things. With 2 bits you can count 4. With 3 bits you can count 8. With 128 bits you can count exactly 340282366920938463463374607431768211456 different things.

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    28. Re:Fuzzy Math by Snover · · Score: 0

      No, didn't you hear? All the tubes are filled up. She should send it in a truck instead.

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    29. Re:Fuzzy Math by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you might have some clogged tubes in your area. Have you tried sending a Powerball Packet through to clean them out?

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    30. Re:Fuzzy Math by saridder · · Score: 1

      Or you could adopt the RFC in my Sig.

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    31. Re:Fuzzy Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually there are about 2^166 atoms in the world according to http://education.jlab.org/qa/mathatom_05.html. That gives 2^38 atoms that can't be addressed. I know. I got too much time

    32. Re:Fuzzy Math by houghi · · Score: 1

      I don't think that will work. I have seen his moms giant attachments and they are huge. They are by far the largests attachment I have ever seen.

      You know the A, B and C IP blocks? Her attachments are much larger then that.

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    33. Re:Fuzzy Math by pv2b · · Score: 1
      IPV6 on the other hand uses 128 bit addresses (please correct me if i'm wrong), which gives you an unbelievably large number of addresses, which will be able to address every atom in the universe with it's own IP address.


      Not quite so many. How many atoms can IPv6 address? For purposes of a simple back-of-the envelope calculation for visualizing the mass required, imagine that the average atomic mass in biomass is 10 u, making biomass approximately 10 gram/mol. Now, you may disagree with this exact number, but it's definitely the right order of magnitude.

      Now, you have 2^128 ~= 3.4E+38 addresses out there, and you have Avogadro's constant, 6.0E+23 which is the number of atoms in a mol.

      If you want to address every atom with an IPv6 address, you can address a maximum of 3.4E+38 / 6.0E+23 mol = 5.7E+14 mol.

      Given biomass at 10 gram/mol or 1E-2 kg/mol, that gives you the ability to address 5.7E+12 kg of carbon 12. A quite big amount of mass, but in no way unfathomable.

      Especially not if you divide it by 6 billion, which is the approximate population of earth. 5.7E+12 / 6E+9 = 1000.

      So, every person on earth could address every single atom in around 1000 kg or so of biomass. That's a lot, but a far cry from being able to address every single atom in the universe.

      Hope this helps clarify exactly how awesome IPv6 is ;-)

      As for getting rid of ports numbers -- bad idea. IP addresses should indicate network addresses, not single services, identifying machines. Also, port numbers is a question that is above IP itself, they are implemented by TCP and UDP.
    34. Re:Fuzzy Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new IP scheme, "IPv6", has a *lot* of address space. How much? Well....

      Let's assume every single one of the 100 billion stars in the galaxy is inhabited, and each star has a population of 10 trillion humans in orbit around it, and each human has 1 billion devices that need IP addresses.

      In that case, only 1/340,282nd of the possible 128-bit IPv6 addresses would need to be assigned.

      Put another way, IPv6 would (will) provide roughly 5,000 assignable IP addresses for every square micrometer of the Earth's surface.

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    35. Re:Fuzzy Math by jonored · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, while it certainly doesn't make sense to drop port numbers, it should (assuming the huge supply changes pricing the way it ought to) make it a lot more practicable to have one machine do the work of multiple machines by having it actually present itself to the network as multiple machines, rather than pretending by looking at domain names in the protocol or by using nonstandard port numbers for all but one server.

    36. Re: Fuzzy Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anti-anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would be different to match it. (Life WILL find its niche, no matter what.)
      Faulty logic-- unless you postulate out of thin air your last remark, AND... it renders the anthropic principle useless. So in that sense, it really is the 'anti-anthropic principle.'
    37. Re:Fuzzy Math by Leiterfluid · · Score: 1

      I think you mean 2001:0db8::1428:57ab

    38. Re:Fuzzy Math by fbjon · · Score: 1

      No, you should print out the IP packets, photograph them, develop the film, make prints from the negatives, place the prints on a wooden table at the destination, and do OCR with a webcam.

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    39. Re:Fuzzy Math by AllahsAvatar · · Score: 1

      If the attachments get stuck, just send some lottery balls through the tubes

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    40. Re:Fuzzy Math by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1
      Actually, he did get the number of addresses wrong, there's actually, 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,45 6.

      We're gonna need some bigger tubes.

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  2. IPv6 by Sinistah · · Score: 5, Informative

    IPv6 uses 128 bit addresses. IPv4 uses 32 bit addresses.

    1. Re:IPv6 by The+Darkness · · Score: 4, Informative

      IPv6 uses 128 bit addresses. IPv4 uses 32 bit addresses.

      I thought the same thing at first. After re-reading the summary I concluded that when they said 32 bit numbers they meant 32bit.32bit.32bit.32bit (128 bits) for ipv6 to help explain it to the laymen who is used to the 8bit.8bit.8bit.8bit representation of ipv4.

      Of course, those of us familiar with ipv6 addresses realize they aren't represented that way but as :: delimeted hex. ;-)

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    2. Re:IPv6 by emj · · Score: 1

      That would be 32bit:32bit:32bit:32bit because you can write it as e.g. 32bit:8bit.8bit.8bit.8bit:32bit:32bit

    3. Re:IPv6 by julesh · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing at first. After re-reading the summary I concluded that when they said 32 bit numbers they meant 32bit.32bit.32bit.32bit (128 bits) for ipv6 to help explain it to the laymen who is used to the 8bit.8bit.8bit.8bit representation of ipv4.

      I thought exactly the same thing. Then I read the article, which describes IPv4 as using "16-bit" addresses.

      Why do people submit clueless articles like this to slashdot, and why does slashdot publish them?

      (Not sour at all about having my last submission rejected, despite the fact that it was a good slashdot topic with wide appeal and which wasn't otherwise covered. Oh no.)

    4. Re:IPv6 by Takumi2501 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they said that IPv4 uses 16-bit not 8-bit, so it's still wrong.

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    5. Re:IPv6 by MouseR · · Score: 1

      I was reading that article before I found it linked from /.

      I tried so hard finding an email address to tell these half-informed n00bs about their grossly under-documented errors.

      Any online article that dont have reply adresses or feedback section screams incompetence.

    6. Re:IPv6 by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      help explain it to the laymen who is used to the 8bit.8bit.8bit.8bit representation of ipv4.

      I'd wager that anyone who is used to any representation of ipv4 is not a layman.

  3. Funny? by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Um, I guess it as somewhat informative (if you didn't you about IPv6 already, if you didn't you should leave /. right now). I don't see how it was funny though. Am I missing something obvious?

    1. Re:Funny? by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1

      That should be: "if you didn't *know* about IPv6 already", but I guess thats par for the course as far as comment quality goes.

    2. Re:Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, please tell us ALL you are yankin our chains! The Internet Addresses has never ever had >> 16 bit addresses! Well maybe in a lab back when Xerox invented ethernet. IPV4 = 32 bit addressing, IPV6 = 128 bit addressing.

  4. This is humorous? by Caspian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I somehow forgot to laugh.

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    1. Re:This is humorous? by CastrTroy · · Score: 0

      No, the funny part is how many mistakes this guy made writing such a short article. I give a guy a little slack when there's very complex things that are a little wrong. However, this guy failed in that he said IPV4 uses 16-bit addresses, and IPV6 uses 32-bit addresses. The numbers should actually be 32-bit for ipv4 and 128-bit for ipv6. What's even funnier is that it seems that a lot of slashdotters haven't even noticed this glaring error.

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    2. Re:This is humorous? by rm999 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "the funny part is how many mistakes this guy made writing such a short article"

      That is not funny. Laughing at non-technical people for making technical mistakes is intellectually elitist, pompous and displays a bad sense of humor.

      Sorry for being so harsh, but I hate it when nerds belittle non-nerds to make themselves feel better. Yes, this guy is a bad journalist - should it really be on the front page of slashdot though?

    3. Re:This is humorous? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry for being so harsh, but I hate it when nerds belittle non-nerds to make themselves feel better. Yes, this guy is a bad journalist - should it really be on the front page of slashdot though?

      You must be new here.

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    4. Re:This is humorous? by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He's writing a freaking article. He's not talking to his friends at the bar. He's actually writing an article in The Times that millions of people may read. If I wrote an article in the news paper saying that G.W. Bush is a communist, then would I be let off because i'm not a political scientist? If you're going to bother to write something that millions of people may read, then you had better make sure you have at least the basic facts correct. It seems to me like the author read somewhere that there was going to be 340..... addressees, and then made up the rest from what he thought sounded right, without doing any actual research.

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    5. Re:This is humorous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's that famous dry British humour that Americans don't get. Humour so dry it is the cause of all the world's droughts.

    6. Re:This is humorous? by rm999 · · Score: 1

      "If I wrote an article in the news paper saying that G.W. Bush is a communist, then would I be let off because i'm not a political scientist?"

      No, but I wouldn't submit into a comedy writing contest either. Recall this thread is arguing whether or not the article is "humorous." I'm not saying let him off, I'm saying get a new sense of humor.

    7. Re:This is humorous? by dumdeedum · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forget the comedy value of large numbers, surely you've heard the old joke 324,335,000,543,735,245,007,314?

      Cracks me up every time that one.

    8. Re:This is humorous? by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 3, Funny

      You told it wrong!

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    9. Re:This is humorous? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      "the funny part is how many mistakes this guy made writing such a short article"

      That is not funny. Laughing at non-technical people for making technical mistakes is intellectually elitist, pompous and displays a bad sense of humor.

      Sorry for being so harsh, but I hate it when nerds belittle non-nerds to make themselves feel better. Yes, this guy is a bad journalist - should it really be on the front page of slashdot though?


      If you really dislike this then perhaps you shouldn't be on slashdot since it's a forumn of technical people who often display elitist behavior. I'd argue this is one of the most elitist communities on the net. Maybe you'd be mroe at hoem on myspace?

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    10. Re:This is humorous? by puffing_billy69 · · Score: 1
      Anyway, if not factually correct, the article content is actually a good enough explanation for anybody who doesn't even know what IPv4 is, letalone what IPv6 will be.

      The non-tech public don't need an understanding of a networks underlyings, and at the end of the day he probably did a better job and confused his readers less than many of us would for sure.

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    11. Re:This is humorous? by sentientbeing · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ive got a joke about Pi, but it goes on too long.

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    12. Re:This is humorous? by rm999 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the advice on what websites I should visit, troll. And you can be a technical person with good, well-thought-out opinions without being elitist. Maybe you should try it out sometime, you'll be a lot happier and have some more friends.

    13. Re:This is humorous? by drsquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's elitist about expecting a technical article on a technical subject to be technically correct?

    14. Re:This is humorous? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      There's no indication that it was meant to be funny - that's just the slashdot take on it.

      It's also not a good article even as an introduction.. "addresses expected to run out in 2009" - that old chestnut has been going around since 'experts' claimed they'd all run out in 1997... the current 'expert' opinion is about 2012.. no idea where he got 2009 from. It's like the oil shortage.. we just keep finding more :) If he'd been doing a funny article he could have got some mileage with the doom predictions.. especially the out of date ones.

      As for 'voip is not meant to work over ipv4' and 'p2p will be easier to use' - that's about on the level as 'running intel makes the internet go faster'... I mean I can't even find a refrerence that he could have got that from - seems like it came into his head and he wrote it because it sounded like good copy.

    15. Re:This is humorous? by DMNT · · Score: 1

      I wasn't sure wether I wanted to laugh or to cry. I guess that whole piece of text was so bad it was supposed to be humorous but I wasn't amused.

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    16. Re:This is humorous? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What's elitist about expecting a technical article on a technical subject to be technically correct?
      My thoughts exactly. There do seem to be some out there who think that full credit should be awarded merely for effort, even if the results are completely lacking; or that anything done in jest is free to be wildly inaccurate in any way, failing to understand that humor (exaggerative humor especially) must be firmly rooted on a bed of truth.
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    17. Re:This is humorous? by KORfan · · Score: 1

      Ive got a joke about Pi, but it goes on too long.

      That one's been making the rounds lately

    18. Re:This is humorous? by rm999 · · Score: 2, Informative

      OMG how have so many people stumbled into this thread and so badly missed the point? I'll spell it out:

      -The original poster said "this isn't funny, why is the slashdot headline and summary calling it funny?"
      -Someone replied "it's funny because the article is so bad and the guy is stupid"
      -I replied "it's elitist to derive humor from those who are more igorant or stupider than you."
      -10 people replied who clearly hadn't read the conversation up to this point

    19. Re:This is humorous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice attitude. How often is the general public's basic grasp of science and tech lamented in these very forums, yet people are willing to let something so basic slide as being "good enough". People are capable of understanding; the problem is the explanations they are given are bad to begin with.

    20. Re:This is humorous? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the advice on what websites I should visit, troll. And you can be a technical person with good, well-thought-out opinions without being elitist. Maybe you should try it out sometime, you'll be a lot happier and have some more friends.

      I suppose you didn't see the irony inyrou own post.

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  5. "88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And 93% of statistics are made up. This article is just dumb.

    1. Re:"88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And 93% of statistics are made up.
      As are 110% of all slashdot comments
    2. Re:"88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      Of course all Slashdot comments are made up. Did you think they formed on their own? Crystallized perhaps?

    3. Re:"88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by siriuskase · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would one go about calculating the average age at which a British child first receives a cell phone?

      # of kids with phones weighted by age then divided by all kids in the UK? Not sure it's doable without a national inquiry involving every child with a cell phone.

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    4. Re:"88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by nacturation · · Score: 1

      How would one go about calculating the average age at which a British child first receives a cell phone?

      Take an unbiased sample of a thousand kids and extrapolate to the UK population. This will give you a suitable answer to within plus or minus a few percent.

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    5. Re:"88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course all Slashdot comments are made up. Did you think they formed on their own?

      no, of course not, the majority of them are copied word-for-word from earlier dupe articles.

    6. Re:"88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      If I had a nickel for every time I hear that... well, I'd have some nickels. And I do.

    7. Re:"88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by julesh · · Score: 1

      How would one go about calculating the average age at which a British child first receives a cell phone?

      # of kids with phones weighted by age then divided by all kids in the UK? Not sure it's doable without a national inquiry involving every child with a cell phone.


      Well, "average" is rather loosely defined. You can calculate the mode (which is one of the three values statisticians use that are generally understood to be averages by non-statisticians) by taking a sample of children of varying ages and finding the age at which the proportion with a phone increases from less than 50% to more than 50%.

    8. Re:"88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by julesh · · Score: 1

      s/mode/median/.

      Think before posting. Think before posting.

    9. Re:"88 per cent of e-mails are junk" by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Thanks, no problem. I was trying to figure out a way to extrapolate from marketing data, but that would have left out all the kids who got "hand me down" phones. I guess ya just call a bunch of people up and assume that you get reliable data.

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  6. 32-bit numbers vs. Tubes by zollman · · Score: 4, Funny

    While the article points out the benefits of using these new '32-bit numbers', it does ignore the obvious drawbacks -- namely, they will be twice as fast to clog up the tubes that make the Internet work.

    1. Re:32-bit numbers vs. Tubes by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      If doubling your address size makes you clog up the tubes twice as fast you should seriously consider modifying what you're sending across the network. Try including some data packets in with the pings, for instance.

    2. Re:32-bit numbers vs. Tubes by flyboy974 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean that the horses will still be able to get through OK? I know that the poker chips clog it up right now, and that worries me because I keep having to put lotto balls down the tubes to clear them out. Arg!

    3. Re:32-bit numbers vs. Tubes by kesuki · · Score: 1

      actually, i'd like to correct you on that.

      with today's fiber optic backbones the size difference of 128 bit packets over the legacy 16-bit packets in insignifigant. you do run into some issues with 'going overseas' where the undersea pipes can clog up sometimes, still... largeer packets are more an issue with legacy hardware than anything. modern hardware has the bandwith to handle it :)

    4. Re:32-bit numbers vs. Tubes by Bodrius · · Score: 1

      Hopefully that should not be an issue for normal activity.

      But I'm worried when someone (or their office staff) are crazy enough to send a whole Internet through, since it always takes forever and it will clog up the tubes for everyone else too.

      We should keep the Senate away from the Internets or make them pay their due for those tubes.

      This abuse of sending Internets for free around has to stop, specially the big ones. I sent an email yesterday that has not arrived, and I bet it was because someone sent one of those Internets.

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    5. Re:32-bit numbers vs. Tubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I'm worried when someone (or their office staff) are crazy enough to send a whole Internet through, since it always takes forever and it will clog up the tubes for everyone else too.

      I've heard tale of some who have downloaded the whole internet. Whether it is urban legend or not, it could be a major source of clogs in the all important arteries of modern technologies.

  7. Quotation Fingers by XanC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Always weird to see what journalists feel aren't real words and need to be quoted. These "16-bit" "addresses" allow "packets" to "reach" their "destinations".

    1. Re:Quotation Fingers by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 3, Funny

      frickin' "laser" beams

    2. Re:Quotation Fingers by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This really pisses me off. I'm so sick of reading newspaper articles that read something like this:

      YoYoDyne, Inc. has created a new revolutionary product, a so-called "widget", which "frobs" and "fiddles" with so-called "gizmos".

      ...where all of the quoted terms are legitimate technical terms. If I turned the tables, and wrote a letter to the editor, saying:

      I found the "article" published in the so-called "News" section of your "newspaper" to be quite interesting.

      ...you know that they would be annoyed, because the quotes and the "so-called" make it sound like the term is not really what it's called, and that it's not really true. If writers are concerned that a reader doesn't know a term, there's no point in putting it in quotes to reassure the dumb reader that they're not dumb. It's much more helpful to write something like this:

      YoYoDyne, Inc. has created a new revolutionary product, a widget (a small gadget used to modify gizmos) which frobs (gently adjusts) and fiddles (adjusts more aggressively) with gizmos (common elements of world-domination machines).

      Sure, it's a little choppier, but good writers can weave things together better (I could if I weren't lazy and I wasn't posting on Slashdot), and this form provides much more knowledge. Frankly, reporters shouldn't be writing about stuff they really have no clue about. I think if someone's going to be writing about internet addresses, it isn't much to ask that someone explain the rudiments of bits and bytes and binary numbers to them before they run off and misinform the public.

    3. Re:Quotation Fingers by spiffyman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Generally, copy editors (and page designers in print) have the final say on typographical elements. Even if the journalist knows what he/she is talking about, the copy editors may not and may force quotation marks where they're unnecessary.

      Of course, the fact remains that copy editors are also often fact-checkers. They should know better.

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    4. Re:Quotation Fingers by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      Sounds a bit like Dr. Evil to me.

      We will punch a hole in the so-called "ozon-layer".

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    5. Re:Quotation Fingers by julesh · · Score: 1

      Always weird to see what journalists feel aren't real words and need to be quoted.

      No, actually it's just the journalist putting them around words that their readers might now know so that they don't feel like the article's too difficult for them to read.

      The Times has been going downhill since News Corp bought it a few years back (i.e. the same parent company that owns Fox).

    6. Re:Quotation Fingers by julesh · · Score: 1

      frickin' "laser" beams

      Given the standard of this article, I'd half expect them to be called "lazer" beams.

    7. Re:Quotation Fingers by houghi · · Score: 1

      I "agree" with what you are posting.

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    8. Re:Quotation Fingers by downhole · · Score: 1
      Frankly, reporters shouldn't be writing about stuff they really have no clue about.
      Yeah, but then there wouldn't be much left to read.
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    9. Re:Quotation Fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always wierd to see how people think so highly of "journalists" and never think of them as "hacks" or just fellow idiots, which is what they frequently are. Stories like this remind me of the complaints my grandparents had about reporters for the local (podunk) paper who could never get the names or the story straight even if you told them five times. There are idiots in every walk of life, but I can't abide the people who write technical articles for laymen.

  8. Does IPv6... by 0racle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does IPv6 change the internets tubes into dump trucks though?

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    1. Re:Does IPv6... by Dios · · Score: 1

      No dump trucks, just makes the internets tubes frictionless and so big any Mario size person can fit down them.

    2. Re:Does IPv6... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's the duty of myspace.com.

    3. Re:Does IPv6... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does IPv6 change the internets tubes into dump trucks though?


      That's the whole idea. Build a dump truck for every citizen so they can have their own personal internet. Of course, this doesn't cover espresso machines or your dog, but it's just a small step...
  9. 32-bits? Uhhh... by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Informative
    FTA:
    When the internet was developed in the 1980s, programmers had no idea how big it would become. They gave each address a "16-bit" number, which meant that the total number of available addresses worked out at about four billion (2 to the power of 32).

    But as use grew, it became clear that the old protocol, IPv4, wasn't big enough, so a new one was written based on "32-bit numbers". That increased the number of available addresses to 340 undecillion, 282 decillion, 366 nonillion, 920 octillion, 938 septillion -- enough for the foreseeable future, Mr Kessens said.


    IPv4 uses 32-bit numbers. There are four octets. Octets contain eight bits. So each address is 4 x 8 = 32 bits.

    IPv6 uses 256-bit numbers broken into 32-bit chunks.

    Next thing you know, this guy will be telling us they're building more tubes.
    1. Re:32-bits? Uhhh... by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Argh. I need to build more tubes in my brain. 4 hex digits is only 16 bits. That makes IPv6 addresses 128 bits. D'oh!

      And here I went and looked and tried to do research, and all it did was screw with my head. I knew they were 128, and went and looked at my network config and somehow figured 256.

    2. Re:32-bits? Uhhh... by schon · · Score: 1

      IPv6 uses 256-bit numbers broken into 32-bit chunks.

      If you check, I think you'll find that IPV6 uses 128-bit addresses, and 16-bit "chunks".

      Next thing you know, this guy will be telling us they're building more tubes.

      Considering that your understanding of IPV6 is about as accurate as his of IPV4, I was going to write some snarky comment. But I think I'll just leave this as is. :o)

    3. Re:32-bits? Uhhh... by grumbel · · Score: 1

      ### IPv6 uses 256-bit numbers broken into 32-bit chunks.

      rfc4291 thinks it are 128bit...

    4. Re:32-bits? Uhhh... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      What does rfc4291 know anyway. Everybody knows that RFC 2470 is where it's at.

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    5. Re:32-bits? Uhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try to be nice to him, he corrected himself... ;-)

    6. Re:32-bits? Uhhh... by ambrosen · · Score: 1

      I guess that's why the article's referred to as humourous.

    7. Re:32-bits? Uhhh... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I guess that's why the article's referred to as humourous.
      No, that'd only be true if the guy was using intentionally incorrect numbers to be funny. Unfortunately, the inaccuracies are due to ignorance, and have nothing to do with the intended joke. Despite what those who say "it's only a joke" would have you believe, humor isn't a free pass to just spew random shit. Humor has to be rooted in truth in order to actually be funny. Good humor is actually harder to write than simple informative text.
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    8. Re:32-bits? Uhhh... by ambrosen · · Score: 1

      I think the intention is that the reader from here laughs at the journalist, not with him.

      To be honest, I think the amount of numerical and scientific sloppiness that gets into newspapers does need a lot of ridiculing.

  10. A New British Math? by TheStonepedo · · Score: 0

    Somebody should check his calculation of the very large number. His math doesn't check out in at least one instance. From TFA:
        1)"...and there are six billion humans on Earth...," said David Kessens
        2)50 billion - the number of e-mails dispatched every day wordwide
        3)32 - The average number of e-mail messages received per person per day

    My USA-genius-math works fifty billion emails daily divided by six people peoples to be between eight and nine messages per person per day.

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    1. Re:A New British Math? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Hey genius, not every human has a computer to receive emails on ...

      Simon.

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    2. Re:A New British Math? by ManoSinistra · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that's referring to the number of messages per one email account?? or people with email?? cause not everybody in the worlds has email...

    3. Re:A New British Math? by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1

      I'm just not a people person, you can count me out.

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    4. Re:A New British Math? by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

      Hey genius, his supposed statistic was emails per person per day, not emails per account per day. RTFA ;)

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    5. Re:A New British Math? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it only works out to 8.3 emails per day. But I think he's only including people that are on the internet. People who get zero emails aren't counted. This probably makes sense since only about 1/4 of the planet is online.

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    6. Re:A New British Math? by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This apparant discrepancy stems from the fact that not everyone on the planet has an email address.

      We can solve for the assumed number of email accounts in use by:

      50 billion emails sent = 32 emails received * number of email accounts to receive them
      50 billion emails sent / 32 emails received = 1.56 billion email accounts to receive them

      According to the this page with World Internet Usage Stats, the number of people online is: 1,022,863,307. Meaning that the average person has 1.5 email accounts. True, some have a lot more email accounts, but there are also a lot of people who only have the one their ISP provides them. While I won't say these are the correct numbers, they are certainly in the ballpark.

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    7. Re:A New British Math? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1
      Yo, genius, brother-mine. I *did* read the article, and it didn't say how someone without access to a computer could receive an email. It does talk about emails "received" after all...

      32 The average number of e-mail messages received per person per day. This is rising by 84 per cent each year
      .. Just sayin' that bein' a genius an' all, even *I* can't figure that one out...

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    8. Re:A New British Math? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Exactly, a person without a computer can't receive emails. Therefore they receive 0 emails per day. That doesn't mean they shouldn't be included in the statistic. I'm sure there's lots of people with email addresses who receive very close to, or exactly 0 emails per day.

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    9. Re:A New British Math? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Consider a fatal disease running amok on an island in the middle of the ocean, after running its course it had killed 1000 of the original 2000 islanders. There had been no arrivals (word of the disease spread) and no departures (the island was in quarantine). Would you say that it had a fatality-rate of 50% ? Or would you put it close to 0% by including the population of the rest of the world ?

      If it is fundamentally impossible for you to receive an email, I don't see the point of including you in the statistics. Both figures are valid (thus proving that you can prove anything with statistics by varying the problem domain), but one makes a lot more sense than the other...

      Simon

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    10. Re:A New British Math? by anothy · · Score: 1

      sibling comments about only including online persons in the count for the final number are likely valid. another possibility is the fact that one email sent != one email received. mailing lists are the most common case of this. of course, that still depends on how the 50M's being counted.

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    11. Re:A New British Math? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I would say 50% of the people on the Island had died. However, If I was on the evening news, I wouldn't say that this disease has killed 50% of people, because it's wrong. I would say that the disease killed 50% of the people on the island. Just like this guy could have said that each person "on the internet" receives 32 emails per day, instead of saying each person receives 32 emails per day.

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    12. Re:A New British Math? by Surt · · Score: 1

      You forgot to convert from english-emails to british-english-metric-emails.

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    13. Re:A New British Math? by maxume · · Score: 1

      There aren't quite 5 billion people using email at the moment. Perhaps this is the source of the discrepancy.

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    14. Re:A New British Math? by lokiomega · · Score: 1

      Ok fine. The average person that has email recieves 32 a day. But if you didn't have email, how would you recieve any. It's stupid to argue that people without email should be included in an average that has an obvious prerequisite. This is pedantry at the basest level.

    15. Re:A New British Math? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Sophistry. The set of people who can receive email are the identical set to those who are "on the internet". Saying the one is the same as saying the other, and you can't read any more information into saying either.

      Simon.

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    16. Re:A New British Math? by Rudolf · · Score: 1

      My USA-genius-math works fifty billion emails daily divided by six people peoples to be between eight and nine messages per person per day.

      Can you explain to us non-genius-math types what unit a people people is?

    17. Re:A New British Math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >While I won't say these are the correct numbers, they are certainly in the ballpark.

      How do you know ?

      Stop propagating facts like you have researched everything everywhere and have an answer - this sort of gossip is why nerds have such a bad rep. in the real world.

    18. Re:A New British Math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are Chinese in disguise working for the great Mao.

      The peoples' people will start a revolution again!

    19. Re:A New British Math? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      Exactly, a person without a computer can't receive emails.

      That's not really true. That person can get a freemail account with web interface and access the mail from an internet cafe.
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    20. Re:A New British Math? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Of course each person on the internet having an email account receives at least 100 SPAM emails per day ...

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    21. Re:A New British Math? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      The set of people who can receive email are the identical set to those who are "on the internet".

      That's not true. They may be in an intranet without internet access, and yet they may receive emails (from others on the intranet). Granted, today this is probably quite rare, but I'd be quite surprised if that didn't exist at all in the whole world!
      Not to mention that I tend to get mail locally on my own Linux computer, sent by Yast Online Update.
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    22. Re:A New British Math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      this sort of gossip is why nerds have such a bad rep. in the real world.

      No, the reason nerds have such a bad rep is because whenever someone tries to use their common sense, there's always an idiot like you around trying to disparage their efforts. You're mean, and I don't like you.

    23. Re:A New British Math? by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1
      Granted, today this is probably quite rare

      Not rare at all. Here in Norway, and I'm sure elsewhere, most government computers have no internet access, but access to a huge intranet - in the interest of confidentiality. Also, most hospitals... Some high-security companies... etc...

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    24. Re:A New British Math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Yeah, it only works out to 8.3 emails per day.
      Uh, even Windows (almost) left the 8.3 limitation behind...

    25. Re:A New British Math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer has >300,000 employees worldwide and we are visible with just a dozen IP addresses on the Internet. So why would you need 5 billion addresses for 5 billion people? I leave it up to you to find out how my employer manages such a magic...

    26. Re:A New British Math? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you can't read. You appear to be able to string words together, but it isn't apparent that you understand what they are for. My comment was about email messages, and neither it nor its parent mention IP addresses. I leave it up to you to try reading them again.

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  11. uhh by Ichigo+Kurosaki · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have no idea what those numbers mean.

  12. Finally! by ManoSinistra · · Score: 1

    Finally, the internet will be large enough to contain the growth of /.!!

    1. Re:Finally! by Belgarion89 · · Score: 1

      Nah, it'll fill up quickly with pr0n.

  13. humor by Silon · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's funny. Laugh.
    It isn't. No.
  14. Why did it take Microsoft ten years... by GotenXiao · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From http://playground.sun.com/ipv6/ipng-implementation s.html:
    Linux starts IPv6 implementation on verswion 2.1.8. Current 2.2.x and 2.4.x series supports IPv6 in a stable manner. In addition to the kernel maintainers, the USAGI project is working on someextension for production quality.


    From the kernel.org FTP:
    linux-2.1.8.tar.gz 6032 KB 11/09/1996 12:00:00 AM
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    1. Re:Why did it take Microsoft ten years... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Because they didn't care? They ruled the desktop (where pretty much no one needs IPV6), and only some servers needed IPV6 (where microsoft didn't feel a need to dominate until relatively recently, and even so, with such a small % needing IPV6, there were many other areas where their efforts would be better spent).

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    2. Re:Why did it take Microsoft ten years... by alx5000 · · Score: 1
      Why did it take Microsoft ten years...

      Ten? Eleven and rising...

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    3. Re:Why did it take Microsoft ten years... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      MS have had a working ipv6 stack since 2000. So it actually took them 4 years. IE6 had support built in by 2001...

      XP has it in the base install.. (annoyingly though the latest one creates 4 extra 'tunneling interfaces' which you can't switch off).

  15. London Times? by Neeex · · Score: 2, Informative

    Forget the incorrect numbers of bits and the lack of humour, I'm more worried by the submitter's reference to the "London times": there's no such thing. The newspaper is called "The Times". Where did the "London" come from? It's a national newspaper, so calling it "British Times" would be less wrong...

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    1. Re:London Times? by Kredal · · Score: 1

      A Google search for "London Times" brings up timesonline.co.uk as the first link... so it knows what the London Times is... why don't you?

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    2. Re:London Times? by Neeex · · Score: 1

      If everyone in China started referring to the "New York Times" as the "Chicago Times", would you expect everyone in New York to know it as the "Chicago Times" too?

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    3. Re:London Times? by soliptic · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're right, however calling it the "London Times" when discussed in an international context, to distinguish it from the many other papers of the same name, is pretty common practice. I've seen it loads of times before, it's some sort of quasi-standard I think.

      I'm a Brit, and I can get narked when people on slashdot or elsewhere make stupid/erroneous statements about British things, but this isn't one of them...

    4. Re:London Times? by jo7hs2 · · Score: 1

      Don't get your panties in a twist. Over here in the colonies, we generally refer to it as "The London Times" because most of us have a local "Times" such as the New York Times. Chances are the submitter has a different "Times" to which he subscribes, or not.

      Read this Wikipedia article on the Times:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Times

    5. Re:London Times? by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. If you live in New York and someone mentions "The Times" they assume you're talking about the New York Times. Same thing goes for LA. That's why you have toe specify London when talking about The Times (from London) because otherwise nobody will know which one you're talking about.

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    6. Re:London Times? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do have national newspapers. The largest circulation is USA Today. But the problem is our country is so big that regional papers have more than enough news that matters to us. Why should I care about what is happening in Hen Shit, Iowa ?

      I always snicker as to how people outside the USA think we should know the culture of every fucking shithole on the planet. Hey asshole, do you know what the two major political parties are on Rapa Island ? Do you know what the currency is in Magadan ? Do you know what radio station just closed in Kerguelen ? How come you don't know, you ignorant cunt ?

    7. Re:London Times? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As others have pointed out, calling a newspaper only "the Times" is extremely ambiguous to readers in the United States. In my experience (and my region) usually it would mean the New York Times, but as there are many newspapers here called "The Times", it's really anyone's guess.

      AFAIK, the preferred way to refer to the Times (UK) here in the US is "The Times of London".

    8. Re:London Times? by jZnat · · Score: 1

      If the Chicago Times didn't exist (actually, I don't think it does; we have the Chicago Tribune, the Sun Times, and the Daily Herald to name a few), I don't think anyone would care.

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    9. Re:London Times? by ambrosen · · Score: 1

      It is the way life goes.

      Calling it The Times (London) would be a more canonical way to refer to it.

      Failing to capitalise "Times" is very poor form.

    10. Re:London Times? by julesh · · Score: 1

      You're right, however calling it the "London Times" when discussed in an international context, to distinguish it from the many other papers of the same name, is pretty common practice.

      It is. Doesn't make it any less wrong, though. And what newspapers of the same name? The only ones I'm aware of that share the "Times" designation all have a place name attached to them as part of their official name. There is no ambiguity here, except due to people abbreviating the names of their own local paper.

      The best way of describing it, IMO, for people who might misunderstand due to context, is "the British newspaper, the Times". "The British Times" as suggested by the GP would be better. "London Times" makes it sound like a local, rather than national paper.

    11. Re:London Times? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If you live in New York and someone mentions "The Times" they assume you're talking about the New York Times. Same thing goes for LA. That's why you have toe specify London when talking about The Times (from London) because otherwise nobody will know which one you're talking about.

      The problem is that in Britain, we have a convention that if a newspaper mentions the name of a place in its title (e.g. The Coventry Evening Telegraph) it is a local paper that only covers issues local to that area. The Times is a national paper, rather than one that covers only London-related news; hence the original poster's suggestion of calling it the British Times in places where there might be ambiguity.

    12. Re:London Times? by Whafro · · Score: 1

      When I watch the news over here in the US on CSPAN or the Sunday morning politics shows, this newspaper is usually cited verbally as "The Times London," by which they probably mean, visually, The Times (London) or The Times, London. That seems to offer both clarification and respect for the given name.

  16. Insert obligatory blonde joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the number of available addresses to 340 undecillion, 282 decillion, 366 nonillion, 920 octillion, 938 septillion

    Is that enough to allow 100 brazilian users?

  17. What it really means. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    More stuff to clog those tubes. Better get that two-tiered internet going quick. Otherwise, we will have to dump this stuff into our modems!

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  18. I for one.. by Facekhan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new 128 bit overlords.

  19. Wait a sec. by PatTheGreat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The very last thing in the article is "8 The average age at which a child gets a mobile phone in Britain."

    Now, it seems to me that not every kid out there gets a mobile phone. Shouldn't this push average WAY up? I can't believe that eight year olds need cell phones. Who are they calling? Why are they calling? What is wrong with today's society?

    Dang whippersnappers. How can I be 18 and feel old and set in my ways? It just ain't right.

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    1. Re:Wait a sec. by soliptic · · Score: 1
      The average age at which a child gets a mobile phone in Britain.
      So the average can't go up all that far, by definition.

      Gotta agree the figure seems suspect all the same, though. For that to be true, you'd need as many four year olds getting phones as 12 year olds, etc.

      As for who they're calling - probably nobody, probably mainly texting!

      And yes, I too feel old and "that just isn't right" ("get off my lawn") when I see things like that. I didn't get internet til I was about 16 and didn't get a mobile til I was 18 or 19, and much as I love the internet now and find the mobile invaluable, with hindsight, I'm glad.
    2. Re:Wait a sec. by doofusdog · · Score: 1

      >> Who are they calling? Why are they calling? other eight year olds oh and their mums, coz they are too lazy / scared to walk anywhere

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    3. Re:Wait a sec. by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Things sure have changed. When I was 8, I'm not sure if I even knew how to properly operate a telephone. And I grew up in the 80s. It's not because I was stupid, but because I didn't have anybody to call. There was more than enough kids to play with in my neighbourhood, and when you wanted to see them you just walked over to their house and knocked on the door. I remember getting a phone (not my own line, just a phone) in my room when I was 13, and I thought even that was a little unnecessary. After all, most of the time I just used the kitchen phone, called my friends for about 30 seconds, and then we'd actually meet in person. I'm actually quite certain that I spent more time using the phone line for internet, than I did talking on the phone before I moved away from home. And we only got 30 hours of internet a month.

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    4. Re:Wait a sec. by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      18 here as well, and very disapointed in today's youth. Who needs a cellphone? I rarely use the regular phone as it is. Just drive to my friends' and "steal" them =P And back in my day we didn't have fancy shmancy graphics. I remember growing up with an old 12" amber monitor and playing games just fine. The day we got our 14" color monitor, I remember being so excited just to see an ASCII border (it surrounded the options in this menu program we had) rendered in this stunning purple. I can still remember it clear as day. Shit. Now I feel old.

    5. Re:Wait a sec. by izomiac · · Score: 1

      I don't encounter too many kids, so when I saw a ~10 year old get a call on an elevator in my hotel on vaction, I was a bit surprised so I thought about it a bit. Now, I think it's safe to assume that most kids would prefer visiting someone to play rather than just talking to them on a cell phone. So perhaps they are just imitating their parents because they think that having a cell phone glued their ear is normal (sad state of affairs IMHO), or perhaps they can't visit their friends very often. Now this could result from parents being "too busy" now to take their kids places (sleepovers and whatever), or maybe 24 hour news has scared them into preventing their kids from even going outside or using the internet (child predators and whatnot). I think the latter is becoming way too common and almost certainly not a good thing.

      As for the former, just the other day I was at some lawyer's house (moving his wireless router to the middle of his house from the basement since that was "too complicated" for him). While I was there some kid stopped by and asked if the laywer's kid was there. The lawyer explained that he used to live in a community that was a little more spread out then his current one. Since no kids were within walking distance of his house his kid seemed to always be the odd-man-out, so they decided to move. Now his kid seems to be popular. But, I suppose that if some family was in that situation and couldn't move then a cell phone is the kid's only method of being sociable after school. Probably not too "healthy", but then again, I'm can't really talk. At ~10 I moved to a more rural area and computers replaced my after school social life.

    6. Re:Wait a sec. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why, back in my day we eight year olds felt old and set in our ways, pining for the halcyon days of our youth.

    7. Re:Wait a sec. by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      It's okay.... breathe, breathe.... yes the generation after you will adopt technologies that you found to be novel or at least somewhat new, at an alarming rate. At least there was no mention of MySpace in the article.

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    8. Re:Wait a sec. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dang whippersnappers. How can I be 18 and feel old and set in my ways? It just ain't right.

      You're lucky. I'm 14 and I feel old and set in my ways.
    9. Re:Wait a sec. by cabjoe · · Score: 1

      I remember getting a phone (not my own line, just a phone) in my room when I was 13, and I thought even that was a little unnecessary

      I'll take a wild guess that you're male

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    10. Re:Wait a sec. by mrogers · · Score: 1
      Now, it seems to me that not every kid out there gets a mobile phone. Shouldn't this push average WAY up?

      Agreed - on the previous line of the same article it says that one third of children under 10 have mobile phones. It's not impossible for both figures to be correct, but it's unlikely - I suspect that instead of "the average age at which a child gets a mobile phone" they should have said "the average age at which children with mobile phones got their phones". But who cares about facts when we can have news instead?

    11. Re:Wait a sec. by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that eight year olds need cell phones. Who are they calling? Why are they calling?

      My friends who have children that age give their children phones so they can call their parents when they need to be picked up, when they're in trouble, or whenever.

    12. Re:Wait a sec. by Devalia · · Score: 1

      Eight does seem young for an average, as any younger seems risky/worthless. Maybe their confusing average and modal? But even with the modal being 8 that's young! Maybe borrow one if your going out/late at school, but at that age it isnt really an issue!

    13. Re:Wait a sec. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rarely use the regular phone as it is. Just drive to my friends' and "steal" them...

      What happens if they're busy, or out? Wasted journey. That's not very environmentally friendly, is it?
      Unless you set it up by email/whatever first, in which case fair enough.

    14. Re:Wait a sec. by euxneks · · Score: 1

      If you thought 8 was young, that's the just the average age of a child when they first get a mobile phone. That means that there are kids out there younger than 8 getting cell phones. How rediculous is that?

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  20. You Shouldn't Change Base Classes by Urtica+dioica · · Score: 1

    I don't know how he decided 2 ** 32 is anything other than 4294967296. Maybe he used this snippet:

    class Fixnum
    def **(other)
    result = 1
    other.times do
    result *= self
    end
    result ** 4
    end
    end

    Now how he decided the successor to IPv4 uses 32-bit addresses is beyond me. The Wikipedia article says it uses 128-bit addresses (of course, that could easily be changed...).

  21. Obligatory Bill Gates quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    512k of addresses should be enough for anyone!

  22. I still don't see a need by macemoneta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every mobile device is individially addressable right now by its number and network (12223334444@serviceprovider.com) - effectively a single IP address. Since this is also its voice number, it's easy to remember and convenient. We won't be running out at anytime soon (10 billion mobiles per service provider capacity).

    Each IP address can also directly address 64K computers, via the existing port structure. IP addresses can also be reused (over and over) on intranets and subnets, via NAT. Yes, it's a terrible thing - but we've already solved that problem, and the solution is in use (and works) worldwide.

    Issues like bandwidth control and management are only symptoms of limited bandwidth. Every day that issue will become less and less of a problem (at the endpoints). Core network technologies are expanding bandwidth at an incredible rate. In 1995, core networks used T1 lines! Now, they are deploying OC-768. The bandwidth controls will be meaningless long before a conversion to IPV6 could be completed.

    All in all, if IPV6 were being deployed in the early 1990's it might have made sense to avoid some of the pain we went through. Now, its like the pre-IP protocol stacks - its time has passed.

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    1. Re:I still don't see a need by anothy · · Score: 1

      how does one telnet to 12223334444@serviceprovider.com? that's not any sort of endpoint address. as the intelligence of mobile devices continues to grow, the mindset you seem to be trapped in for addressing them will become less and less tenable (it's already a royal pain; buy me lunch some time and i'll tell you all about the problems we've had building a mixed-communication-mode system trying to talk to mobiles).
      NAT works remarkably well for a significant number of cases. but it's no magic bullet. SRV records in DNS actually could make the arbitrary portmapping you seem to be advocating a lot more powerful, but converting all the web infrastructure in the world to no longer assume port 80, but instead look up a SRV record - and then repeating that for ssh, telnet, ftp, &c - is a herculean job, as well. lacking that, NAT is virtually useless for providing services. and "providing services" is a much broader thing than just "being a server" - VoIP, P2P, game traffic, and so on all qualify. it's an ongoing engineering sink to continue to work around NAT.
      NAT is great if you're happy with the producer-consumer model prevalent in old-school media, but lots of people aren't.

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    2. Re:I still don't see a need by tftp · · Score: 1
      Each IP address can also directly address 64K computers, via the existing port structure

      You probably meant to say that each IP address can provide 64K different services. But they all must be on one host. You can't assign the same IP address to both your toaster and your refrigerator, unless you have a NAT. And even then behind the NAT they will have different addresses.

      All in all, if IPV6 were being deployed in the early 1990's it might have made sense to avoid some of the pain we went through. Now, its like the pre-IP protocol stacks - its time has passed.

      The upgrade may actually occur one day, but not because the customers need it. NATs were developed as a workaround to shortage of IP addresses, and they quickly became very desirable because of security features that they offered. It is very convenient to have virtually unlimited pool of private IP addresses that are routed elsewhere through a simple device that you control. IPv6 also can do that, since you are supposed to be given a good number of bits for your network - but why bother giving a secretary a globally addressable IP? There is no reason for that, and every reason to not do it. We may have problems with things, but IPv4 is not one of the problems, and we'd better stop talking as if it is.

    3. Re:I still don't see a need by Surt · · Score: 1

      NAT is a workaround. Yes, it mostly works around the issue. But it's a pain to configure. It's a pain for app developers and maintainers. Everyone would much prefer a system that didn't require so much work in the work-around. IPV6 solves the problem. It also eliminates requirements of the tcp/ip protocol that are putting a current burden on networking speeds (have a look at the changes to error checking). It will be a boon to us all if we successfully make the switch. Most of the key hardware out there supports it, and the OSes are getting there. In another decade we could make the switch, and I for one sincerely hope we do.

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    4. Re:I still don't see a need by Jugalator · · Score: 1
      Every mobile device is individially addressable right now by its number and network (12223334444@serviceprovider.com) - effectively a single IP address. Since this is also its voice number, it's easy to remember and convenient. We won't be running out at anytime soon (10 billion mobiles per service provider capacity).

      ??? But that's just a mail adress. How are we supposed to e.g. communicate in real-time directly to that device with a mail address? Hack the mail server to deliver real-time / streaming media too? But besides that raping of the mail protocol, imagine the enormous work the mail server at serviceprovider.com gets once thousands of people try to connect and request streaming media from portable devices behind that provider. All data would need to pass some host that's almost on fire from parsing "e-mails" on the way! You could make an entire mail server cluster and load balance it, but then this cludge to get rid of IPv6 would require that server cluster when true IPv6 would simply have taken away the need for every single "mail" server there and only left the peers to communicate directly with each other.

      Each IP address can also directly address 64K computers, via the existing port structure. IP addresses can also be reused (over and over) on intranets and subnets, via NAT. Yes, it's a terrible thing - but we've already solved that problem, and the solution is in use (and works) worldwide.

      The number of times I've heard NAT "working" in IPv6 discussions... :-)

      Yes, NAT often works, and that's a major reason we don't have IPv6 today.

      The main problem with NAT is that it breaks end-to-end networking. Your traffic needs to be collected by someone, and spread by that someone. For that someone to spread the traffic to the proper hosts, that someone needs to understand what data is being sent and where it should go. Without any need for NAT solutions, there is no longer that "someone" needed, much less any knowledge of the network protocol involved. Things "just work", on an IP protocol level. But since NAT's already do support TCP and UDP and you usually don't need much else but custom data piggybacking on those, things generally tend to work pretty well.

      At a glance.

      For some practical examples of the problems, you'll get trouble with e.g. passive FTP where both participants are behind NAT's (an increasingly common event as IP addresses consumption keep increasing). I've also seen many peer-to-peer apps get big trouble when both hosts are behind a NAT. They simply, if supporting the scenario at all, have to involve third party hosts not behind a NAT as a proxy and send through them. This can make for a pretty pissed off third party host and it will do nasty things to your connection speeds. (your traffic need to travel through yet another place somewhere on the web that one frustrated P2P application picked for you)

      As IP address (and hence NAT) usage increase, we will have more and more users needing these solutions, and less and less people available (i.e. not behind NAT's) to solve them for us.

      Skype solves this behind the scenes by sending voice traffic in encrypted form to a third untrusted host not behind a NAT if both peers were behind one. Again this sucks for both of you, and shows itself in reduced voice quality due to increased round trip times to that third party host. Maybe the traffic now needs to go through a stupid overloaded router somewhere in the world that would otherwise not even have been part of the routing equation.

      You're introducing more causes of lag in case both are behind NAT's in the best case, and in the worst case, the NAT or application will simply not support the scenario and you won't be able to communicate at all.

      NAT's can also mean trouble for end-to-end security protocols like IPsec, something IPv6 makes a particular effort of supporting well.

      Besides, it's not even just about "NAT doesn't work well, therefore we need IPv6", be

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    5. Re:I still don't see a need by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      NAT is a workaround. Yes, it mostly works around the issue. But it's a pain to configure. It's a pain for app developers and maintainers.

      The major deal with NAT's is usually when you start getting two hosts on a WAN, and both are behind different NAT's.
      Yay. Try to configure a NAT for some random application not having made a big effort to support NAT's there. :-(

      And as the IP space keeps getting eaten, what happens is:
      1. More circumstances where both are behind a NAT.
      2. Less circumstances where someone is "free" and not behind any.

      This spells trouble for even the applications *supporting* double-NAT situations, because they rely on a healthy number of "2" there, as it's the only way they can usually solve the headache, if they support trying to solve it in the first place, that is (which is far from a guarantee -- most don't).

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    6. Re:I still don't see a need by macemoneta · · Score: 1

      That there is a desire/need for direct unsolicited continuous communication with all hosts (mobiles in particular) is incorrect. As an AC pointed out to another post, even if we had IPv6 universally deployed today, that would not be permitted. We LIKE that NAT breaks end-to-end networking when we want it to. We LIKE having 64K machines port forwarded behind a single IP address providing services, when we want to. That isn't going to change, whatever networking stack we use.

      Why spend the time and effort on the workarounds instead on IPv6 conversion? For the same reason that the ext2 filesystem incrementally added journalling and became ext3, and that it will extend its addressing and become ext4. We could have said everyone should just reformat and pick a different filesystem, but incremental addition of functionality (by those that need it) with backward compatibility is a lower cost, lower impact and safer path.

      IPv4 can be extended to add functionality as needed. It isn't necessary to switch to IPv6. Is IPv6 a better base to do this on? Hell yes! There's absolutely no question about it. Is the conversion worth the trillions it will cost? Not that I can see.

      For those that need IPv6, they can grow their new network and gateway to the IPv4 infrastructure - this already exists. This is a good thing; it will get companies that have been hording class A and B IPv4 networks a reason/migration path to give them up (not that I think they will). For the rest of the IPv4 infrastructure? People are still building new networks with IPv4. It will take decades, maybe many decades for it to make sense to use IPv6 instead, if ever.

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    7. Re:I still don't see a need by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Every mobile device is individially addressable right now by its number and network (12223334444@serviceprovider.com) - effectively a single IP address.

      How is an e-mail address "effectively" an IP address?

      Each IP address can also directly address 64K computers, via the existing port structure.

      Each computer only gets ONE inbound port? That's absolutely horrible. Not to mention it's an absolute NO-GO for servers of just about any kind.

      FTP, in particular, doesn't work from NATed machine to NATed machine, even if you've got several ports open/forwarded.

      Peer-to-peer communications, of any kind, need open in-bound ports. With VoIP, P2P file sharing, bittorrent, gaming, etc., people need very numerous incomming ports. And since there are fewer IP addresses than people on the planet, and each person generally has more than one networked computer/device, it's every bit a huge problem.

      IP addresses can also be reused (over and over) on intranets and subnets, via NAT.

      IP addresses can be reused, over and over, period. No need for NAT to do the most basic of tasks IP was designed for.
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    8. Re:I still don't see a need by networkweenie · · Score: 1

      " As an AC pointed out to another post, even if we had IPv6 universally deployed today, that would not be permitted. We LIKE that NAT breaks end-to-end networking when we want it to. We LIKE having 64K machines port forwarded behind a single IP address providing services, when we want to. That isn't going to change, whatever networking stack we use. " You're conflating the issue of firewalls with NATs. NATs necessarily have a mapping function which looks like a firewall, but firewalls can block sessions directly and effectively without changing packet formats, and breaking the end-to-end principle for packets which get through. With regard to hiding internal topology (which is apparently the only reason to have all the packets come from one address), RFC3041 Privacy addresses can be used to hide the identity of hosts, and tunneling protocols (such as Mobile IPv6) can be used to present a location different to the host's actual topological location. So the points you've made are not advantages for NATs. The situation with NATs is so dire that almost all IPv4 based applications which are being standardized now are made to work around NATs (except for vanilla client/server TCP applications). Well, people do want end-to-end real-time communications, and therefore IPv6 or complicated NAT traversal techniques are required. The advantage of IPv6 in this case is that it "Just Works" when there's a feed.

    9. Re:I still don't see a need by Znork · · Score: 1

      "Since this is also its voice number, it's easy to remember and convenient."

      It is, however, a pita to handle, compared to 6to4 which does essentially the same thing, but in a standardized manner. There you have the IPV4 address as the IPV4 internet prefix and the rest of the address as IPV6 direct adressing of devices behind the IPV4 address.

    10. Re:I still don't see a need by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      The main problem with NAT is that it breaks end-to-end networking.

      But will we need end-to-end networking forever?
      Sure it was one of the design motifs when the Internet was set up. But then, it was not viewed as a consumer network.

      Right now, we have a network with very many "consumer" type clients, and fewer content providers that they want to connect to.
      The consumers do not see much need to contact eachother, and in fact want to limit such contacts because of security risks.

      Governments want to listen-in on everything and don't like peer-to-peer networking, because it potentially bypasses their interception points and makes it easier for the communicating parties to circumvent laws they have set up to protect some industries, or to "fight a war against terrorism".

      Of course you can argue that you want an ideal network where such motivations play no role, but in practice it is better to build a network that satisfies the big brothers, if you do not want it to be shutdown alltogether.
      In that case, a hierarchical network may not be that bad, after all.

    11. Re:I still don't see a need by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      If as I think you're saying you use site local addressing to hide the structure.. that'll work but you still have to NAT it.

      Internal machines within a company *must not* be directly addressable. It is a requirement that they do *not* have any kind of publically addressable IP. That's basic security 101.

      That's why ipv6 NAT exists.. and even if they threw away ipv4 tomorrow there would still be almost as much NAT in use - because it's basic to network configuration.

  23. Dang kids. by PatTheGreat · · Score: 1

    Dang kids. It's the UK. Even the gangs are laughable. What is there to be scared of? Those tiny European cars zipping about everywhere? Yeesh.

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  24. 6to4 Routing by paul248 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Probably the simplest way to get an IPv6 address these days is using 6to4.

    Every IPv4 address has been assigned a big block of IPv6 addresses, with a prefix of 2002:[IPv4_address]. If you've got a 6to4 address, and want to send a packet to another 6to4 address, it just gets encapsulated and sent directly to the destination over the IPv4 Internet.

    However, if you want to send a packet from a 6to4 address to a "real" IPv6 address with a 2001: prefix, then it needs to get routed through a 6to4 gateway.

    If your ISP has a clue, then you should be able to traceroute to the 192.88.99.1 anycast address, and reach a gateway that's somewhat close to you. For a fun time, try it from different computers on different ISPs to see where you end up.

    The nice thing about 6to4 is, if you can get your router set up with a 6to4 address, then it can advertise that prefix on your LAN, and all your LAN computers can have a public IPv6 address.

    At some level, it's like the ultimate stateless NAT traversal system: you can send packets directly from one LAN to another without needing to do any of that port forwarding nonsense. It really shows you how the Internet was designed to work in the first place.

    Well anyway, here's the Wikipedia article on 6to4:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6to4

    1. Re:6to4 Routing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an example of a traceroute from a clueless ISP:

        1 192.168.1.1 (192.168.1.1) 0.928 ms 0.767 ms 0.799 ms
        2 10.80.0.1 (10.80.0.1) 14.117 ms 12.203 ms 11.620 ms
        3 cvsdca1-rtr1-ge2-4.san.rr.com (24.25.196.57) 11.603 ms 18.462 ms 11.669 ms
        4 wcsdca1-gsr3-srp0.san.rr.com (24.25.196.30) 44.255 ms 9.390 ms 12.260 ms
        5 so-0-0-0.gar1.SanDiego1.Level3.net (209.0.8.1) 16.209 ms 38.872 ms 15.890 ms
        6 ge-7-0-0.mp2.SanDiego1.Level3.net (4.68.113.69) 15.982 ms 14.595 ms 81.413 ms
        7 212.187.128.30 (212.187.128.30) 179.652 ms 164.654 ms 181.008 ms
        8 so-1-0-0.mpls2.Geneva1.Level3.net (212.187.128.245) 214.454 ms 171.990 ms 171.820 ms
        9 so-10-0.hsa2.Geneva1.Level3.net (4.68.125.182) 173.925 ms 172.278 ms 172.051 ms

      Note how the packets are conveniently routed through the ocean.

    2. Re:6to4 Routing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every IPv4 address has been assigned a big block of IPv6 addresses, with a prefix of 2002:[IPv4_address]. If you've got a 6to4 address, and want to send a packet to another 6to4 address, it just gets encapsulated and sent directly to the destination over the IPv4 Internet.

      Congratulations, you've sent packets from one IPv4 address to another, in a more complicated way than everybody else. Truly the future of the internet!

      Seriously though... it's not interesting until I can get online using only an IPv6 address and visit all my favorite sites, which are also only using IPv6 addresses. And I doubt that will ever happen. Anything else is just geek circle jerks.

    3. Re:6to4 Routing by Zan+Lynx · · Score: 1

      If it wasn't interesting, why are you even reading a /. article on IPv6 in the first place?

      We've been waiting for years for everyone to just wake up and use IPv6 but that just isn't going to happen, so some kind of transistion method is necessary.

    4. Re:6to4 Routing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations missing the point: you will be able to send from a machine on a private network to another machine on another private network; no need for NAT-crap, port-forwarding etc.

    5. Re:6to4 Routing by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Most ISPs seemed to block 192.88.99.1 a couple of years ago. Haven't seen one that supported it since.

      I asked a friendly admin once and he said they had to set it up manually and it was a pain to administer, so wasn't cost effective.

    6. Re:6to4 Routing by CRiMSON · · Score: 1

      Or security! Fuck let'em all in. Why is it people like to pretend NAT is horrible.. oh noes the pain!!!

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    7. Re:6to4 Routing by waynemcdougall · · Score: 1

      Similarly...

          1 1 ms 1 ms 1 ms e1.aknx3.orcon.net.nz [192.168.0.1]
          2 55 ms 51 ms 51 ms 60.234.8.16
          3 50 ms 51 ms 47 ms 60.234.9.1
          4 52 ms 54 ms 52 ms 203.21.31.121
          5 58 ms 111 ms 47 ms so-3-0-0.XR2.AKL1.ALTER.NET [210.80.38.149]
          6 185 ms 184 ms 183 ms 0.so-4-0-2.IR2.SAC2.ALTER.NET [210.80.51.61]
          7 182 ms 183 ms 180 ms POS1-0.IR2.SAC1.ALTER.NET [152.63.49.78]
          8 182 ms 183 ms 187 ms 0.so-4-1-0.TL2.SAC1.ALTER.NET [152.63.0.118]
          9 192 ms 195 ms 199 ms 0.so-6-0-0.XL2.SCL2.ALTER.NET [152.63.54.129]
        10 463 ms 1031 ms 1123 ms 0.so-7-0-0.BR1.SCL2.ALTER.NET [152.63.57.101]
        11 183 ms 183 ms 187 ms sl-bb20-sj-6-1-1620xT1.sprintlink.net [144.232.9.1]
        12 218 ms 219 ms 234 ms sl-bb25-sj-13-0.sprintlink.net [144.232.3.198]
        13 227 ms 221 ms 220 ms sl-bb24-sj-15-0.sprintlink.net [144.232.3.217]
        14 224 ms 219 ms 222 ms 192.88.99.1

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  25. In the vast majority of circumstances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...serviceprovider.com does not want you telnetting into 12223334444@serviceprovider.com, and IPv6 isn't likely to change their attitude about that.

    1. Re:In the vast majority of circumstances... by anothy · · Score: 1

      telnet was just intended to be the simplest example. sure, service providers probably don't want me telneting into my phone, but they very much do want me doing interesting things with it - things involving moving data around in both directions. the same question goes for pushing, say, streaming video, IM invitations, you can't do that to an email address. and providers most certainly want that (provided they get money for it; data plans are a first cut at that, and they're looking for other ways).

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  26. Still designed Wrong by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

    A properly designed protocol would not be of a fixed bit count, period. Such as 'first byte is how many bytes of data follow, or 255 to indicate 254 data bytes and then another count byte, repeat until non-255 count byte'. Static sized objects are Wrong and separate the inferior code (or protocol) from the superior. You'd think the design of the next generation protocol would incorporate that wisdom. Maybe the next next protocol (and there WILL be one).

    1. Re:Still designed Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that is routing. It would make routers very busy, just for processing *addresses*...

      In fact, special care has been taken in the IPv6 protocol to make headers fixed size (and not variable, like in IPv4), so that everything is easier to process. It may not sound like much for your home router, but imagine the backbone ones that have to process zillions of packets per second...

    2. Re:Still designed Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A properly designed protocol would not be of a fixed bit count, period.

      What exactly are you talking about and how does it relate to IPV6?

    3. Re:Still designed Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, this is the most ignorantly brazen thing I've heard in a month.

      You think the people that made this protocol are morons? Do you lack the imagination even to come up with the few reasons why fixed header lengths might be wise that are necessary to make you shut your mouth before making an ass of yourself? Apparently so. Get a clue. Criticize the fixed length fields if you want, but do it thoughtfully and with respect. And maybe research the protocol a bit and think hard about how necessary the variable length fields might be.

    4. Re:Still designed Wrong by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      You design the routing hardware that can keep up with that, eh? All the while passing millions of packets per second in and out a few dozen interfaces.

    5. Re:Still designed Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A properly designed protocol would not be of a fixed bit count, period. Such as 'first byte is how many bytes of data follow, or 255 to indicate 254 data bytes and then another count byte, repeat until non-255 count byte'. Static sized objects are Wrong and separate the inferior code (or protocol) from the superior. You'd think the design of the next generation protocol would incorporate that wisdom. Maybe the next next protocol (and there WILL be one).

      That's fine for high level application data, but it doesn't work so well for data that is processed directly in hardware for maximum speed. The manufacturers need to know how many bits have to fit in an address register. 128 in the case of IPv6. In your proposal the manufacturers would need a large buffer and lot of processor logic to handle the data serially.

    6. Re:Still designed Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason for this is fast processing. If the router (which handles bunches of packets) has to actually pick each packet apart before it can pass it on, that takes more CPU than examining the few bits it actually needs to look at before it can forward it on.

    7. Re:Still designed Wrong by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Well.. keep in mind back when the IP routing was designed, hardware cost one heck of a lot more than it does today.

      sure it'd become expensive again and that means this type of protocol would never be adopted.. but hey every one can dream.

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    8. Re:Still designed Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has it occured to you that by the time we run out of IPv6 addresses we will almost certainly have had to expand to other planets (or indeed, other solar systems)? I mean, even if we managed to pack a trillion people onto Earth it comes out to something like 10^25 IPv6 addresses per person. And if we do have humans living on multiple planets, I imagine they'll have to rethink networking a bit to account for that (imagine the lag!).

    9. Re:Still designed Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious why you think that an "infinite" number of IP addresses is necessary (or worth the extra effort in programming)? Couldn't you just settle for, say, each address being one kilobit? That would give 2^1024 ~ 10^307 possible IP addresses - far more than there are atoms in the universe. Unless, of course, you're suggesting that the possibility of networked subatomic computers should be taken into account when writing this standard.

    10. Re:Still designed Wrong by julesh · · Score: 1

      And if we do have humans living on multiple planets, I imagine they'll have to rethink networking a bit to account for that (imagine the lag!).

      A UUCP gateway ought to be adequate.

    11. Re:Still designed Wrong by bradkittenbrink · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure expense has nothing to do with it. If routers had to deal with variable length addresses, they'd be inherently slower than fixed length address routers. The key is that for backbone routers, these protocols are not being implemented in software on a cpu, they're implemented in custom hardware designed to handle massive throughput. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if the protocol mandated variable length addresses, the backbone router manufacturers would just ignore the protocol and design their routers with a relatively large fixed size address register, just so they could stay competitive with each other on performace.

  27. Two Thirds... not used so much by StarWreck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People who've been behind the scenes know that in reality not anywhere near 2/3 of IPv4 is currently being used up. Large swaths of IP thats supposedly being used are abandoned. Entire Class A segments are assigned to companies that were large at one time but have since been swept aside and they get to keep their unused Class A networks for some obscure "historical" purpose. If abandoned chunks were released for use to currently functioning companies we wouldn't need IPv6 for 20 more years!

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    1. Re:Two Thirds... not used so much by evilviper · · Score: 1
      If abandoned chunks were released for use to currently functioning companies we wouldn't need IPv6 for 20 more years!

      More than half the rooms in my house sit unoccupied. I suppose the government should step-in and "release" half my house, to slightly delay the problem.
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    2. Re:Two Thirds... not used so much by cortana · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Address scarcity already means that many users in developing countries are already hidden away behind five(!) layers of NAT.

    3. Re:Two Thirds... not used so much by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      worst analogy... ever.

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    4. Re:Two Thirds... not used so much by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      More than half the rooms in my house sit unoccupied. I suppose the government should step-in and "release" half my house, to slightly delay the problem. A better analogy is if you owned a gigantic ware-house complex and then ... died with no heirs, no relatives, no business partners, no debtors. Should the warehouse complex continue to be owned by a dead guy and abandoned or should it be resold by the government and used again?

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    5. Re:Two Thirds... not used so much by evilviper · · Score: 1
      A better analogy is if you owned a gigantic ware-house complex

      Okay. Good so far...

      and then ... died with no heirs, no relatives, no business partners, no debtors.

      Umm, no. The companies that own the blocks are NOT dead. They are alive, and perfectly capable of selling off some of their subnets if they chose.

      Should the warehouse complex continue to be owned by a dead guy and abandoned or should it be resold by the government and used again?

      It is abandoned, but the guy is alive and well, and is perfectly capable of managing his property. Taking it away from him, against his will (even if he's not using it) is a rather extreme measure, and for no good reason.
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    6. Re:Two Thirds... not used so much by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      Umm, no. The companies that own the blocks are NOT dead. They are alive, and perfectly capable of selling off some of their subnets if they chose. Thats where you're wrong. A lot of the companies don't even exist anymore. The networks were assigned to them, not purchased by them.

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    7. Re:Two Thirds... not used so much by evilviper · · Score: 1
      A lot of the companies don't even exist anymore.

      Not true. The companies assests all go somewhere. If it was bought by a larger company, than THAT company now owns them.

      The networks were assigned to them, not purchased by them.

      That much is true, but besides the point. Just because you got in on the ground floor, when "XYZ" was being given-away (long before it was sold) doesn't mean you don't OWN it.
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  28. Error Checking by Orestesx · · Score: 2, Funny

    They gave each address a "16-bit" number, which meant that the total number of available addresses worked out at about four billion (2 to the power of 32).
     
    On what planet does this sentence even come close to making sense?

  29. Actually.... (Re:Fuzzy Math) by Riverman1 · · Score: 1

    That last number is 107908475819842.8359375, so you're off by 0.8359375 or 1.94631866179406642913818359375e-10 internets

  30. Why 128 bits? by Dadoo · · Score: 1

    Honestly, why do we need 128 bits? 64 bits is enough address space for every square meter of the surface of the Earth (including the oceans) to have almost 92,000 IPs. I understand we don't want to run out, but now, we're seriously hindering the convenience of IP. It's hard enough to remember and type in a xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx address. How big a hassle is it going to be, when we need to type xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx?

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    1. Re:Why 128 bits? by mh101 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's hard enough to remember and type in a xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx address. How big a hassle is it going to be, when we need to type xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx?
      I'm probably misunderstanding what you were trying to say, but isn't this why we have DNS? I personally don't know any IP addresses by heart aside from my local 192.168.*.* ones at home, and I survive just fine. The only reason I can think of offhand, is for games with IP-based multiplayer, where you have to type in the IP address of your friend you want to play a game with. But even that is disappearing, since the advent of things like Battle.net and Gamespy Arcade.

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    2. Re:Why 128 bits? by jguthrie · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Two reasons:

      First, if you're going to do a design that involves a "big number", it is helpful for the number to actually be "big". If you're going to have addresses of a fixed size (and there are good technical reasons for doing so) then your addresses should all be "big" so that you don't have to change your addressing scheme at some point. Among the numbers that were thought to be "big" but which didn't turn out to be are the number of cylinders in an ST-506 hard drive, the number of bytes in an 8086 segment, and the number of IPv4 addresses.

      Second, initial experience with IPv4 showed that addresses would be assigned very inefficiently. It was initially expected that most networks would assign fewer than 1% of their addresses to computers. In fact, the allocation efficiency of IPv6 addresses is tiny by design, as the promoters of IPv6 expect that the minimum allocation of addresses to a single host to be a /64, which means that there are really enough addresses to give 92,000 /64's to every square meter of the earth's surface. Actually, I think that 92,000 is wrong. The number I have for the earth's surface area is 510.0501e6 square kilometers which works out to about 36,000 /64's for each square meter of earth's surface. Maybe you were thinking millionths of a square mile, because then 92,000 would be about right, but that's kind of an odd unit.

      Anyway, of course when people started allocating addresses willy-nilly, people learned to use IPv4 addresses more efficiently, (my home network has more than 2 computers on it for each real live IPv4 address I get with my feed) but IPv6 will always assign addresses inefficiently. I would expect that people will make use of that fact should use of IPv6 ever become widespread.

    3. Re:Why 128 bits? by Dadoo · · Score: 1

      Among the numbers that were thought to be "big" but which didn't turn out to be are the number of cylinders in an ST-506 hard drive,
      the number of bytes in an 8086 segment, and the number of IPv4 addresses.


      Not that it matters, but I'll have to disagree with you on the 8086. 64k? Sorry, that was small, even then.

      as the promoters of IPv6 expect that the minimum allocation of addresses to a single host to be a /64

      That's even sillier than I thought. Why would I, as home user, or a business, or even a large ISP, need 2^64 addresses?

      Maybe you were thinking millionths of a square mile

      Oops. You're partially correct. I did a NASA: I forgot to convert from English to Metric. :-)

      The number I have for the earth's surface area is 510.0501e6 square kilometers which works out to about 36,000 /64's for each square meter of earth's surface

      That's still a lot of addresses. Honestly, why do we need so many?

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    4. Re:Why 128 bits? by Dadoo · · Score: 1

      I personally don't know any IP addresses by heart aside from my local 192.168.*.* ones at home

      Exactly. What do you think the chances are that you'd even be able to remember a 128-bit address. There are any number of network issues where you might need to use it.

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    5. Re:Why 128 bits? by networkweenie · · Score: 1

      You don't have to, even if there's no routing or DNS.

      http://www.ietf.org/internet-drafts/draft-ietf-ipn gwg-icmp-name-lookups-15.txt

    6. Re:Why 128 bits? by networkweenie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Each subnet has a /64 allocation so that hosts can arrive and pick their
      own address in the network with very small chance of collision, even
      without a server.

      This is described in RFC2462: IPv6 Stateless Address Autoconfiguration.

      The systems also test the addresses for uniqueness (so there's no
      birthday problem either). This means IPv6 hosts will typically just
      start getting an address immediately they are plugged into a network,
      and on average you have more chance to be struck by lightning than
      to have your (well distributed) IPv6 address selection collide
      with another host: It just works.

      It also removes artificial boundaries to the size of subnets.
      You won't have to change your subnet plan because 20 more
      computers are installed on the 'HR' network for example.

    7. Re:Why 128 bits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever hear of DNS?

    8. Re:Why 128 bits? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Maybe you were thinking millionths of a square mile, because then 92,000 would be about right, but that's kind of an odd unit.

      FWIW, a mile was originally defined as 1,000 paces of a Roman legionary, so a millionth of a square mile is a square passuum.

  31. No wonder by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

    No wonder it's not implemented yet. The big companies just keep laughing at the silly consumers who 'think' they need it.

  32. Morons by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 3, Informative

    I would file this under complete and utter stupidity, with outright incorrect information thrown in to boot.

    IPv4 uses 32-bit addresses
    IPv6 uses 128-bit addresses

    Theres the incorrect information part. I'll leave it up to the reader to recognize the utter stupidity part.

    1. Re:Morons by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      Thank you, the article would have been better if it contained those two lines of text only (32bit and 128bit).

  33. The chiefs? by Pedrito · · Score: 0

    340,282,366,920,938,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0 new web addresses created by internet chiefs . . . so we won't run out of space soon, then...

    I for one welcome our new internet chiefs. I'll just be a good injun and step into line...

    BTW, can someone please let me know who the internet chiefs are? I just want to know who to complain to when I want to bitch about the internet. Thanks.

  34. Just Tubes? by umeshunni · · Score: 1

    But the Internet is just a series of tubes, right?

    1. Re:Just Tubes? by julesh · · Score: 1

      But the Internet is just a series of tubes, right?

      Yeah, but if you want to send something to someone and you don't have a tube directly to them, what you do is you wrap up what you want to send in a "packet" and you put an "address" on the outside of it. We use "numbers" in the addresses because they're easier to look up in a "table" to find out what to do with it ("routing").

      The new Internet uses bigger numbers, so we've had to make the tubes bigger to take the bigger packets.

      See. This "tubes" thing works. :)

  35. Better network design by MichaelR_au · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one in the world that has realised the way networks are currently allocated IPv4 address is extremely wasteful? Ask yourself, what are the IP addresses for? Sending/Receiving packets to/from Clients and Servers, the leaf nodes of the network. So why do routers need public IP addresses? Do they need to request web pages, send emails, etc? They just need to forward the packet onto the next router til it gets to its destination. Why can't networks be designed so all intermediate routers use 10.* ? The only routers that would need public IP addresses would be on the borders of each internet providers so things could be routed through to the destination properly. Each border router could also then drop packets from the 10.* private range as their internal routers should never be sending packets out to the world. I've noticed some internet providers in australia starting to use this idea, but nowhere near to the extent possible.

    1. Re:Better network design by Ernest · · Score: 1

      That would prevent me having a private web site on a pc at home.

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    2. Re:Better network design by MichaelR_au · · Score: 1

      no, it wouldn't. I said clients and servers get public IPs. Your PC would have a public ip.

      I'm saying most internet providers are a tree, with clients and servers at the leaves, and a link to the rest of the internet at the root of the tree.

      I'm saying only the leaves and the roots of the tree need public ips and the branches can use private.

    3. Re:Better network design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) Another backbone provider needs access to the "private" branches
      b) How does the backbone "ask" a node for its' SNMP stats?
      c) What happens when you sell of part of your stock?
      d) BGP would like to know

    4. Re:Better network design by init100 · · Score: 1

      So why do routers need public IP addresses?

      You obviously never made a telnet (or SSH, etc) connection to a router. That's quite useful when you e.g. need to change something in its configuration.

    5. Re:Better network design by MichaelR_au · · Score: 1

      Its better for security if your routers are on private ips. if the router only allows telnet access then you are better off sshing into a neighbouring server first anyway.

    6. Re:Better network design by MichaelR_au · · Score: 1

      a) Another backbone provider needs access to the "private" branches
      d) BGP would like to know

      Interfaces between different providers have public IPs

      b) How does the backbone "ask" a node for its' SNMP stats?

      I don't see why you would want to expose your snmp service to the internet. Shouldn't you secure it so only certain machines inside your own network can access it?

      c) What happens when you sell of part of your stock?

      Ummmm... the company that buys it will have to employ you to maintain the network ;)

  36. Better yet, since it's a WEB PAGE... by The+Monster · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Rather than explaining each term parenthetically, it would be better to introduce any jargon terms in the form of a nice clickable link to the definition, or even allow an on-hover tooltip that explains the new concept. This is a technique I'm trying to use in my own writing; any attempt to explain an idea fully will bore more knowledgable readers to tears, while failing to do so will leave the newbies behind.

    Some day, I'll be able to make an entire sentence of a single word:

    Heh.
    Then I'll know I'm good.
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    1. Re:Better yet, since it's a WEB PAGE... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if only we could make that work in the dead-tree edition...

    2. Re:Better yet, since it's a WEB PAGE... by jdbartlett · · Score: 4, Funny

      Totally! Why don't all newspapers use hyperlinks?

    3. Re:Better yet, since it's a WEB PAGE... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Yes, what you are looking at is a web page, but the Times also print their articles on chopped up dead trees and distribute them on quaint old things called news stands around Britain and around the world.

    4. Re:Better yet, since it's a WEB PAGE... by cortana · · Score: 1

      It's actually pretty easy[0]. Examples of the method can be seen in scientific papers[1] and text-only publishing formats such as electronic mailing lists[2].

      [0] http://www.answers.com/easy
      [1] http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/rooter.pdf
      [2] http://lists.debian.org/debian-news/debian-news-20 06/msg00029.html

    5. Re:Better yet, since it's a WEB PAGE... by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      you are not ISO-646 compliant. You use square brackets as square brackets in your text.

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  37. I let all my friends share my IP by davidwr · · Score: 3, Funny

    I set up my Windows-using friends' PCs to use the same address: 127.0.0.1. Do this worldwide and we can reclaim the IPv4 addresses and be good for another 10 or 20 years.

    Borgified computers share a common mind they might as well share a common IP address :).

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  38. I still use an 8-bit CPU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you insensitive clods!

  39. For the dead tree edition... by The+Monster · · Score: 1
    there is a thing the newsies call a 'sidebar'. It's a little article, possibly
    embedded within the main article
    but written in a different font, with a different background color, etc., so that the more knowledgable readers can just skip past the primer.
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    1. Re:For the dead tree edition... by julesh · · Score: 1

      there is a thing the newsies call a 'sidebar'.

      Ahem. The Times Does Not Use Sidebars. The Times Has Class.

      (or at least it pretends to, despite being owned by News Corporation).

  40. That's why it's wrong to call it "London Times" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over here in the colonies, we generally refer to it as "The London Times" because most of us have a local "Times" such as the New York Times.

    That's exactly why it's wrong to call it the "London Times". Unlike, for example, the New York Times, it's not a local paper. It's a national newspaper.

    It's interesting to speculate on why the USA newspaper scene tends to be dominated by local newspapers (the NY Times, the Washington Post, and the LA Times are all seen as more important than the few national papers like USA Today) whereas the British press is dominated by national newspapers. Even the one well-known "local" newspaper, the Manchester Guardian, turned into a national newspaper eventually (and changed its name to The Guardian, about 40 years ago).

    But - whatever the reason - it is a fact. The Times is not "The London Times" any more than it is the Birmingham Times or the Liverpool Times or the Newcastle Times - it is The Times.

    1. Re:That's why it's wrong to call it "London Times" by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      How about the UK Times then? Or the Times of Britian?

  41. if you thought that was crazy by eliot1785 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This article is actually on the front page of the Drudge Report right now (www.DrudgeReport.com), a heavily trafficked news website that is read by a lot of politicos. I think that the intended humor here was that the rest of the world just learned about IPV6, when it has been around for a lot of time. I'm guessing a couple years from now there will be headlines about the "new DVD's" that can store 50+ gigabytes of information on them. "That sort of capacity ought to last us for a while."

  42. Ok, how long an answer do you want? by jd · · Score: 4, Informative
    First, let's assume for a moment that address space was what IPv6 was about. It isn't, by a long way, but let's assume it was. Would it still be useful? Yes. Why? Because routing sucks using IPv4, that's why. An address of w.x.y.z could be absolutely anywhere on the Internet. The backbone routers on the Internet need a router table entry for every friggin' block of IP addresses whose next hop cannot be inferred from the broader IP block. With CIDR, this problem is actually a lot worse, as you can't simply say that some C-class network is in that general direction. Any of the subnets could be absolutely anywhere. You don't know if 130.88.12.118 is a machine inside the 130.88.12.x network - it might just as easily be off the 131.23.42.x network. But the router for 130.88.x.y might be off 132.79.42.y, so you can't pass the packet to the router for the general case, you have to pass it to the router for the most specific case. Because many routers don't allow netmasks with "holes", you could in theory end up with router tables with up to 512 million entries with no efficient method of searching it. You have to check the destination against every entry + netmask for the most accurate match.

    IPv6 mandates hierarchical addresses. In fact, if you use automatic address assignment, you don't get a choice. Every router WILL have a subgroup of the parent's IP block, and every IP address WILL have a prefix that matches the host router's prefix. This means that routers can largely dispense with routing tables. If the prefix matches the prefix of the router, up to the prefix length of that router, it goes on the local network. Everything else goes upstream. If you are on a peered network, you need to add one prefix check per peer. This means that a router with N ports and M tunnels has an absolute maximum of (N + M - 1) prefix tests. On a huge, 256-port router, with no pipes used for redundancy, you're looking at 255 tests.

    That's one hell of a difference, when it comes to latency.

    Ok, so what are the other differences? Well, IPv6 mandates IPSec. If you comply with requirements, you WILL use encrypted connections. So, sure, the Government can mandate that ISPs send them all the traffic. Let them. Give them all the triple-DES or AES-encrypted streams they like. Won't do them much good. From a privacy standpoint, IPv6 is about as good as it gets. Even the UK's requirements of handing over encryption keys if there is a reason to believe you have them is of no use - IPSec is opportunistic, per-unit of time, per-session. You don't know the keys, you have no reason to, and most Operating Systems won't let you have them even if you did want them.

    Mobility. IPv6 mandates mobility for computers AND for networks. IPv4 - well, it's possible but (a) both providers need to support it, and (b) routing won't be optimized. Ever. With IPv6, upstream routers become aware of your move and the routing becomes corrected over time. You don't need cooperative ISPs, it's built-in. It will simply work.

    Zeroconf. Again, you can do this with IPv4 - if the ISP (or network admin in a corporation) is feeling uber-generous. With IPv6, zeroconf is the norm. You can use DHCPv6 if you really want, but you're not stuck with it.

    Multicast. This has existed within IPv4 for many decades, but the bloody ISPs won't enable it in their routers, so you can't use it. This is sheer bloody-mindedness on their part, as multicast doesn't place a greater strain on their networks. It would actually reduce it something fierce. It doesn't require any additional effort on their part, other than to enable PIMv2 on the upstream and downstream connections. Everything else is automatic, as multicast has been natively supported on the backbone for at least a decade. Two settings. Two tiny, insignificant settings, and they could cut network traffic at peak times by an order of magnitude.

    (FTP-over-multicast exists. I'm sure bittorrent-over-multicast would be doable, if it hasn't been done alrea

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    1. Re:Ok, how long an answer do you want? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where do I start?

      1. IPV6 mandates *support* for ipsec. IPV4 also supports ipsec. 99% of communication will not use it anyway, and that which does could have done it with IPV4 anyway, so no difference there.
      2. Mobility. Huh? Another solution waiting for a problem. I guess that all those laptops in starbucks *aren't* quite happy with the functionality of DHCP then.
      3. First, that's not zeroconf. Go google what zeroconf is then come back. Also IPV6 does *not* remove the need for DHCP - it just has a different kind of server to hand out the (random) IP addresses it uses. You still need DHCP to hand out DNS, NTP, WINS, default domain and to handle dynamic DNS registration.
      4. ISPs won't enable multicast on ipv6 either. Or they might, for a price... but probably not.
      5. IPV4 autosenses the largest packets too.. has done for 20 years..
      6. Devices will continue to drop packets they don't understand. I'd consider that a basic function of a firewall - you don't want rogue data on your network.

      Out of your list the only point that makes sense is it'll simplify the routing tables.. but I don't exactly see people screaming that their routers aren't powerful enough (and anyway processing power is many times what it was in 1996) so that's a non-problem anyway.

      Which leaves us back with IPV6 having more addresses.

  43. Wrong department? by WhatDoIKnow · · Score: 3, Funny

    The /. education icon, with 2+2=5, would have been more appropriate for this article.
    :wq

  44. It's called Absurd Limit Theory by symbolset · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you must design in a limit, the limit should be absurdly huge so as to avoid the challenges that arise from re-designing all of the systems that come to rely on that limit.

    To give some examples of what goes wrong when you ignore ALT: The IBM PC was able to address the absurdly huge limit of 640K of RAM. Microsoft Excel to this day cannot address more than 65,000 rows in a single spreadsheet, which is nowhere near enough for high finance and some datalogging applications. The maximum addressable drive (partition) size used to be 8GB. Oh, and we're going to run out of IPV4 addresses right about the time my refrigerator needs a static IP to host my lettucecam.

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  45. Whatever happened to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IPv5? haHA!

    1. Re:Whatever happened to... by headLITE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IP version 5 was reserved for Internet Stream Protocol Version 2 (ST2, RFC 1819), however it turned out that IPv6 was better, so they stopped working on it.

  46. Enough!? by LoonyMike · · Score: 0
    340 undecillion, 282 decillion, 366 nonillion, 920 octillion, 938 septillion -- enough for the foreseeable future.

    Boy, these guys don't seem to learn from their own mistakes. "Oooooh, 340 undecillion should be enough for everyone"

  47. That's only part of the problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IPv4 also needs lots of add-ons (VPN et al) to do the work we need done on a network, in IPv6 it's part of the protocol. The other 'hope' is that IPv6 use will do away with the need for Network Address Translation (NAT) as it makes a bit of a mess in various uses.

    Interestingly, I can see the main driver being political. Countries like Japan are far ahead with IPv6 use (because they weren't given enough IPv4 numbers), leaving the US perceived to be "behind" in technology. Can't see that last very long :-).

    = Ch =

    1. Re:That's only part of the problem.. by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      That strikes the nail on the head. IPv6 isn't really because of a lack of IPv4 addresses its for new and future applications. There are so many IPv6 addresses available that it'll be cost effective to dedicate an address to things that would normally only have a local network address.

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  48. humorous = funny by vain023 · · Score: 1
    but funny also equals bad. as in "hmm, that's funny" he said as smoke began to spew from his power supply.

    maybe the submitter is a misguided thesaurus junky.

    'cause this article is just bad.

  49. ADSL Modem Routers by 146lily · · Score: 1

    IPv6 has been activated in the linux kernel and most desktop linux users connect to the internet using an adsl modem router,
    Most current cheap modem routers don't support IPv6 and linux users cannot get an internet connection without disabling IPv6. See link below

    http://ubuntuforums.org/archive/index.php/t-77686. html

    But windows works?????

    Desktop linux is getting a kicking.

    1. Re:ADSL Modem Routers by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      That's a bug in Ubuntu from October 2005!

      All my linux servers have ipv6 with no configuration and *none* of them have the issue described.

      Did I just reply to a troll?

  50. What is the real issue? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

    "Currently there's four billion addresses available and there are six billion humans on Earth, so there's obviously an issue there,"

    Yes, but what is the issue? That we don't have enough addresses to assign one to every human?
    Perhaps the biggest issue is, that this has not led to immediate problems yet.
    Obviously there is a large number of humans living in too poor circumstances to ever get close to Internet.

    1. Re:What is the real issue? by dragonbutt · · Score: 1

      That we don't have enough addresses to assign one to every human?

      My frying pan and refridgerator each need their own IP address.

      That way, I can get E-mails on my cell phone informing me the milk is about to expire, and the frying pan is overheating.

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    2. Re:What is the real issue? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      And all this while billions of people have no milk to drink, not to mention a frying pan...

    3. Re:What is the real issue? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Hmmm ... are you German, by any chance?

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  51. Thst's a whole lot of internets. by cno3 · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to start getting registrar solicitations for the 10 million new possible variations of my domain name.

    Or accidentally stumbling upon one of the septillion new blog spam sites.

  52. Re:Actually.... (Re:Fuzzy Math) Nooooo!!! by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    I think you all forgot that 000 and 255 are reserved for broadcasts, so they're not really "addresses", in the "sense" of all the "other " "ones". So subtract 1/128'th of that large number.

    Oh, and about 22% of the people that have static IP addresses as defined in the RFC are now deader than DECnet, so subtract those too.

  53. From TFA by bsdluvr · · Score: 1
    37 The average number of texts a user sends per month compared with 21 in 2001 1 million the number of children aged under 10 in Britain - one in three - who own a phone
    Eh?
  54. Re:Actually.... (Re:Fuzzy Math) Nooooo!!! by rplacd · · Score: 1

    It depends on how you subnet things. In a /24, yes, .0 and .255 are lost, but in a /23, you only lose one pair of .0 and .255; you can use the other two.

  55. "The Netherlands already uses IPv6" by Fjan11 · · Score: 3, Informative
    From te article:

    and IPv6 is in use in some countries, including the Netherlands

    That is way too generalistic a statement. It is used in a few academic intitutions and I can think of one consumer ISP that hands out IPv6 addresses (www.xs4all.nl) and then only if you ask for it. The rest of us here in teh Netherlands are stil on regular old IPv4.

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  56. Welcome to New Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - where research doesn't matter

    - where facts don't count

    - where quotes can be fabricated

    - and where it is always, always, always George W. Bush's fault!

  57. Re:Thst's (sic) a whole lot of internets. by networkweenie · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's nothing to do with DNS.

    The DNS names won't change, they will just be mapped to an IPv6 address using an AAAA record.

  58. think about ISBN numbers by eliot1785 · · Score: 1

    To realize how unremarkable the expansion of the IP number set is, think about the lack of fanfare that occurred when ISBN numbers (used to identify books) went from 10 digits to 13 digits, effectively for the same reason. It didn't get as much press because it wasn't high tech so average people didn't think it was revolutionary (which it wasn't, and neither is this, really, except that such a big number looks cool when you write it out).

  59. Are you missing something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, coherence.. :P

  60. Lemme guess by volpe · · Score: 1

    Now, it seems to me that not every kid out there gets a mobile phone. Shouldn't this push average WAY up?

    Um, if a kid doesn't get a mobile phone at all, do you treat that as getting the phone at age infinity? If so, then the answer to your question is yes, and there may be a job for you in Bush's Social Security Administration.