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iPod Seat-Back Video Coming To Flights

cameronk writes, "Apple announced partnership agreements with Air France, Continental, Delta, Emirates, KLM, and United that will let you display video from your iPod on the screen of the seat in front of you. Plus, the connectors charge iPods throughout the flight. This will be great for inter-continental flights where even my iPod Nano runs out of juice. I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays."

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  1. Boeing... by CokeBear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boeing: The world's largest iPod accessory manufacturer.

    747: The world's largest iPod accessory.

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    1. Re:Boeing... by oskay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you sure about that?

    2. Re:Boeing... by hurting+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So it would be the largest commercially available product... and the warship would in essence be a government funded i-pod accessory, right?

    3. Re:Boeing... by Bobbolytic · · Score: 1

      Anyone seen "What the Bleep do We Know?" There is much discussion about everything being connected. ...Somehow I don't think this is what it means.

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  2. Yes, please! by BWJones · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays."

    That's funny as I was wondering the same thing when Apple's press announcement appeared in my inbox. Of course the issue of other movies like those you mentioned should not even be an issue as it is content that the user has loaded on their own iPods (and you should not be looking at your neighbors content anyhow). As to porn and other questionable content, this really comes down to etiquette and if there are those on the flight that will display such content where others may see it (like kids), they are likely pissing people off for other reasons. All told, this is a great idea and I'd rather have to deal with other people's movies than having to listen to them talk on their cell phones (Please! FAA, Nnnoooooooo!) or worse. Flying anywhere is becoming more and more onerous these days and at the very least, having airlines support ways to charge laptops or iPods during long flights would be a huge benefit as Empower outlets are pretty hard to find on many flights in coach and sometimes even in first or business class.

    I've had to deal with enough problems flying anyhow again and again and again and anything that will keep people quiet and minding their own business is a good thing.

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    1. Re:Yes, please! by HeavenlyBankAcct · · Score: 1

      I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays."

      There's never been any sort of technological advancements to stop people from saying "I HAVE A BOMB" or "I AM A TERRORIST" on airplanes, either, but you don't see it happen too often these days. A combination of self-regulation and the fear of indefinite detainment will probably keep people from screwing around with 'inappropriate material' on airplanes in any way, shape, or form.

    2. Re:Yes, please! by brusk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pretty much the same way they keep your from looking at Penthouse centerfolds or playing porn on your mini DVD player. Social pressure plus, I'd assume, a polite (at least initially) request from the crew. In this case, it works. There's nothing new here in this respect.

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    3. Re:Yes, please! by El+Torico · · Score: 4, Funny

      Video iPod - $250
      Label Maker - $27
      Scaring the crap out of unsuspecting passengers with the new "pilot's view display" and footage from the nose of a cruise missle - Priceless.

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    4. Re:Yes, please! by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      How is this different from bringing porno mags onboard, which you can do now, and having people look over you shoulder at them? Not at all - it's a non-issue.

    5. Re:Yes, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they are likely pissing people off for other reasons"

      They are also breaking the law (in the united states).

      Yes it is against the law to show minors porn in the US. As a plane is considered a 'public' place as far as that goes you hopefully woudl be chaged, jailed, and ass raped.

    6. Re:Yes, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to porn and other questionable content, this really comes down to etiquette and if there are those on the flight that will display such content where others may see it (like kids), they are likely pissing people off for other reasons.

      Yeah, it's not a particularly strange issue, and they can already handle this sort of thing today. If you're sitting next to a ten-year-old girl and her mom, and you pull out the latest issue of Hustler and start drooling over it, they have ways of handling it.

      The basic rule is presumably: if passenger A is bothering passenger B, and if B is not just acting like a freak, then A has got to stop.

    7. Re:Yes, please! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes it is against the law to show minors porn in the US. As a plane is considered a 'public' place as far as that goes you hopefully woudl be chaged, jailed, and ass raped.

      What if the plane is flying over international waters?

    8. Re:Yes, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume you are kidding. Most likley the same laws that govern the legality of shootign heroin over international waters while on a flight originating form the US apply to showing porn to minors. IANAL so I can't point you to the exact law.

    9. Re:Yes, please! by binarybum · · Score: 1

      is snakes on a plane inappropriate material?

          this is harldy a new issue considering laptops have been on planes for years now.

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    10. Re:Yes, please! by HeavenlyBankAcct · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not suitable for human consumption. Take from that what you may.

    11. Re:Yes, please! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      A plane, like a boat, is considered sovereign territory of the country in which it is registered. Where it is only affects the laws if the country of origin has special exceptions for international waters.

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    12. Re:Yes, please! by paralaxcreations · · Score: 1

      lately, it doesn't matter if B is acting like a freak or not, at least in the U.S.

      Bother anyone for any reason these days, and you have to stop.

      Political Correctness FTW!

    13. Re:Yes, please! by binarybum · · Score: 1

      right, but Alive is well suited for human consumption, if that's the kind of thing you're looking for.

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    14. Re:Yes, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porn is available at the airport newsstands in hundreds of airports...hardcore porn way beyond Playboy. These magazines are sold to millions of eager travelers every month in airport newsstands. In 13 years of flying cross country hundreds of times, I have never seen a single porn magazine being read on board an aircraft, though I have witnessed the purchase of many of these magazines by newsstand patrons.

      I don't think this will be an issue, in other words.

    15. Re:Yes, please! by stunt_penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      How to keep inappropriate content off seatback displays?

      One word : Tasers.

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    16. Re:Yes, please! by svvampy · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that some airlines use name shaming over the intercom to discourage enthusiastic canoodling and such. e.g. "Mr Ted Johnson, could you please refrain for that inappropriate behaviour!" I'm sure something similar could be used to discourage deviant passengers. Although I'd pretty much guarantee that they'd have the capability to disable your screen if you tried to be a dick.

    17. Re:Yes, please! by _Spirit · · Score: 1

      We had a captain once on a UK-NL flight who did something similar. He gave us the preflight info on the PA system and then added "And as soon as my first officer takes his hands off the stewardess we're good to go" The shaming part worked: she did look quite red in the face when she came out of the cockpit ;-)

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    18. Re:Yes, please! by _Spirit · · Score: 1

      I hate it when people do that. Let them bring their own!

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    19. Re:Yes, please! by pixelguru · · Score: 1
      I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays."

      A few years ago, I was flying from the East Coast to Denver and was seated near the front of coach. The guy in the last seats of first class diagonally across the aisle from me had a laptop, and was working on a PowerPoint presentation. To my horror, I soon realized the man was a proctologist, and the presentation he was creating on the big 17" laptop screen was filled with screen grabs of ass-cam videos taken inside some very unhealthy people. At the angle I was sitting, the screen of his laptop was practically in front of me, so it was impossible not to look at.

      I can't think of anything that could be shown on a seat back that would be worse than that, unless it was the video that those stills were taken from.

  3. Privacy Filters? by dsginter · · Score: 3, Informative
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    1. Re:Privacy Filters? by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      Until someone's traveling companion wants to watch, too.

  4. What they aren't telling you.. by s31523 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You have to use a "special" FAA approved cable to connect to the video input of the screen as well as the charging unit. The airline will provide this to you for $5 which includes the rental price of the monitor.

    1. Re:What they aren't telling you.. by dalmiroy2k · · Score: 1

      If true, it's still a good deal

    2. Re:What they aren't telling you.. by Steve525 · · Score: 1

      You have to use a "special" FAA approved cable to connect to the video input of the screen as well as the charging unit. The airline will provide this to you for $5 which includes the rental price of the monitor.

      Is that a one time purchase, or am I actually just renting the cable? $5 per flight is a little steep, but not horrible depending on the length of the flight. If it's a one time purchase, then who cares, (except for the fact that now you have to carry around the extra cable)?

      Or, are you just joking? Sarcasm is sometimes hard to read.

    3. Re:What they aren't telling you.. by Constantine+Evans · · Score: 1

      The grandparent is guessing that the system will be like headphones on planes. In that case, for US carriers, the price will be for renting the cable, unless you already have one, in which case it will be a "monitor access fee" and will be the exact same price.

    4. Re:What they aren't telling you.. by s31523 · · Score: 1

      Oh sorry.. I am just guessing. Remember when the airlines had music that you could listen to, but the connection was that weird 2-pronged thing that only worked with the special headsets, which they charged $3 for. You got to keep the headset though, but you undoubtedly threw it out...

    5. Re:What they aren't telling you.. by foo12 · · Score: 1

      I fly United. I know not of these charges for headphones.

    6. Re:What they aren't telling you.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, you ALSO have to use a "special" Apple-approved cable to connect your Apple-approved device to this Apple-approved service. But hey, when Apple has a monopoly on stuff, it's okay!

    7. Re:What they aren't telling you.. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Bet the first person to hack this and sell a "3rd-party" dongle online will make a lot more than $5...

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    8. Re:What they aren't telling you.. by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      Oh, right- but picked up an adapter off the floor of a plane one day so I didn't have to use the headphones that the airline provided.

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  5. i'm waiting by User+956 · · Score: 1

    So how long until we get ipod connectors for samsung's machine gun sentry robots? They could even use that song "let the bodies hit the floor" in the commercial.

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  6. same issue by flynt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't airlines already have the same issue with laptops? Those have approximately the same angle from screen to the eyes of person next to you, especially in coach. My guess is it won't be an issue. Perhaps if a polite request doesn't make you stop, they can disable your screen from the front?

    1. Re:same issue by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what's the etiquette for looking at porn on your laptop while flying? I've never done it but I'm not the kind of guy who would do that in public. I've never seen it done either.

    2. Re:same issue by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, what's the etiquette for looking at porn on your laptop while flying?

      You are supposed to ask the woman next to you if she wants to joint the mile high club. Do that while pointing at your laptop screen. It is sure to impress her.

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    3. Re:same issue by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 4, Funny
      You are supposed to ask the woman next to you if she wants to joint the mile high club. Do that while pointing at your laptop screen. It is sure to impress her.

      I suspect this depends on how impressive your pointer is...

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    4. Re:same issue by tedshultz · · Score: 1
      You are supposed to ask the woman next to you if she wants to joint the mile high club. Do that while pointing at your laptop screen. It is sure to impress her.
      These people clearly failed to get the okay first: http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/14/sex.plane.ap/ind ex.html
    5. Re:same issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I brought a movie on my laptop for a long layover and flight. I also brought a y-connector and two sets of head phones, so my imaginary wife could listen too. It was only R rated, but when we started to watch it in the airport lobby, it began with a sex scene. Yikes. I'll be much more careful on selecting a movie next time. It was "Y tu mamá también".

    6. Re:same issue by shakah · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I ran into a similar situation while flying back to the US from Germany on Lufthansa a few years back. The guy across the aisle from me leafed through some very graphic porno mags at different times during the flight. I found it odd, but wrote it off to different societal norms (I assume from his speech and the context of the flight that he was German). I didn't notice anyone else reacting to it, either.

    7. Re:same issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I suspect this depends on how impressive your pointer is...
      I suspect it also depends on how impressive your partner* is.

      *Or, should she be impressive, potential partner.
    8. Re:same issue by zobier · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:same issue by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      I'm suspecting that many of us here on /. know all too well the concept of "null pointers."

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    10. Re:same issue by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      It's very easy to accidentally watch offensive content, especially if you're someone like me who 1: doesn't pay attention to ratings, and 2: usually watches movies that I haven't seen before. I've done the, "hey that's a nice set of boo... oh shit!" At least with a laptop, it's easier to quickly put a hand over nudity, but with screens in the backs of seats, it takes a few seconds.

  7. Re:Charge iPods? by SetarconeX · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? The last movie I saw on an airplane was the Shaggy Dog remake...

    If I'm going to plunge to earth from a mile above, I want to make damn sure that I'm watching a movie I picked. Or at least, not Shaggy Dog.

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  8. MPAA Air martials by jigjigga · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh noes! Now we will have MPAA Air martials watching for dvd-screeners and cams.

  9. Snakes on a plane? by Roadmaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why would this movie, or Alive, or even United 93 or Twin Towers be inappropriate? it's not like I'm going to show it to a hysteria-prone man on the brink of snapping and hijacking the plane. If I have it on my iPod I know what it's about and I maintain full control to turn off the movie at any time.

    Gee, it's not like watching it is actually going to make snakes appear in the plane. Plus, I don't think it'd be nearly as bad as depicted in the movie.

    1. Re:Snakes on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Airlines show all Hollywood movies *except* these movie, therefore they are considered "inappropriate" by the airlines.

    2. Re:Snakes on a plane? by bjprice · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not true.

      A friend is flying with Qantas from Heathrow to visit me in Bangkok on Saturday.

      They will be screening Oliver Stone's "World Trade Center" on the flight.

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    3. Re:Snakes on a plane? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Why would this movie, or Alive, or even United 93 or Twin Towers be inappropriate?

      Because they may upset some people. This is why you'll NEVER see any of those films on a plane. Lots of things are edited out of the special airplane-versions of movies. Take "The Abyss" for example. The start of the film is missing, where the submarine sinks. Apparently the reason for this is the imagery of people on a long cylindrical tube dying.

      I remember once watching a movie on a flight, I think it was "The Man In The Iron Mask" and one thing that particularly stood out was the censorship of a large cleavage. Picture a large breasted middle-aged woman in a French period dress. Not lewd, pornographic or anything like that. But they were cavernous. Anyhow, one point where she bent over slightly to pickup something from a table and they blurred out the cleavage!! What make me remember it is the stupidity of it. Up to that point I hadn't noticed her breasts. After having them so blatantly pointed out to me, any scene she was in focused on them.

      Airplane movies are a special breed. They are edited to make them broadcastable on the central monitors in older jets as well as the personal screens. With a movie or a book, you have to choose to buy it. With TV you can always change the channel. But the shared screens are inescapable and so must not offend anyone. Which is why shows like Mr Bean are common.

    4. Re:Snakes on a plane? by JimmehAH · · Score: 1

      Last time I took a flight (end of 2005) I noticed that they were showing the opening episodes of Lost on a different route.

    5. Re:Snakes on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm...because theres a scene with quite a bit of nudity. I think that is part of the problem.

    6. Re:Snakes on a plane? by Dylan2000 · · Score: 1

      can you get him to bring me something back from panthip plaza?

      :P

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    7. Re:Snakes on a plane? by bjprice · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I suspect the products you'd most appreciate are the ones he wouldn't be keen on bringing through customs.

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    8. Re:Snakes on a plane? by janzen · · Score: 1
      Maybe not, but it doesn't exactly make for an enjoyable flying experience.

      A bit OT, but... I recall reading a newspaper article about an Australian flight on which a child was bitten by a taipan, one of the deadliest snakes in the world. Fortunately, the child survived. Unfortunately, it had proved impossible to find the snake, even with the help of trained dogs. (Story here.)

      Problem was, I was reading this story while sitting on a flight from Sydney up to Cairns. Kept looking under the seats for the rest of the trip...

    9. Re:Snakes on a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flying with Qantas from Heathrow to visit me in Bangkok

      None of those are in the United Scare of America.

    10. Re:Snakes on a plane? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      "Because they may upset some people."

      I wonder what the reaction would be to "Airplane!"? Would the passengers and the cabi-crew appreciate the irony?

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    11. Re:Snakes on a plane? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      Surely you can't be serious!

  10. Zune Compatibility? by gsslay · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm more interested in Zune compatability. Can I use Zune's great wifi capabilities to exchange MP3s with the onboard flight navigation system? They're DRMed to 3 days, but when your life expectancy is 1 hour max, who cares?!

    And when we crash, we'll go down grooving.

    1. Re:Zune Compatibility? by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ok, you got modded funny, but why not put a regular USB port on the seat back, and allow people to hook up any USB mass storage device, and play the media from that. Make it a Linux MPlayer thing and it would be able to play just about anything. Why do companies keep on locking themselves into one device when it would be much easier to support a large number of devices. If they're worried about DRM on the files, then work out a deal with apple so that they can decrypt the files on the iPod.

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    2. Re:Zune Compatibility? by Myself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or better yet, an NTSC or VGA input so any old device could drive it, including iPods. Imagine that. No codec problems, no DRM issues, etc. Provide 12vDC power the same way they've always done. If they want to rent iPod-specific cable sets for video and charging, that's fine.

    3. Re:Zune Compatibility? by EvilNTUser · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Why do companies keep on locking themselves into one device when it would be much easier to support a large number of devices."

      Yeah, that was my first reaction too; this is a horrible development. The future could offer wonderful potential for ubiquitous connectivity, but policies like these will only ensure that actually interfacing with devices in practice will be harder than ever. We'd be better off with RS-232, frankly.

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    4. Re:Zune Compatibility? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Why do companies keep on locking themselves into one device when it would be much easier to support a large number of devices.
      They're supporting the largest number of devices they can. Perhaps you meant the widest variety of models?

      The long and short of it is, the airlines have made a sensible business decsion. There are many tens of millions of iPods, and the others combined don't amount to a hill of beans.

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    5. Re:Zune Compatibility? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      allow people to hook up any USB mass storage device, and play the media from that.

      Unless you seriously restrict the types of media that can be played, this system will be vulnerable for all kinds of malicious software.

      Make it a Linux MPlayer thing and it would be able to play just about anything.

      Have you veer wondered why there is no Linux distribution comming with mplayer binaries that play almost everything?

      Why do companies keep on locking themselves into one device when it would be much easier to support a large number of devices. If they're worried about DRM on the files, then work out a deal with apple so that they can decrypt the files on the iPod.

      Because companies want to deal with one provider instead of a zillion of them.

    6. Re:Zune Compatibility? by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      considering the zune cant even play video this is not even an issue. If you have zune docks, why not my toaster. It is just as capable as playing video as the zune.

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    7. Re:Zune Compatibility? by British · · Score: 1

      We'd be better off with RS-232, frankly.

      If I had mod points, I would have modded your post Funny.

    8. Re:Zune Compatibility? by Golias · · Score: 1

      Unless you seriously restrict the types of media that can be played, this system will be vulnerable for all kinds of malicious software.

      Well, we wouldn't want display monitors infected with malicious software, so I guess you're...

      Hey, waitaminute!

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    9. Re:Zune Compatibility? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Haha, you have a point there. I suppose it matters to them who is in control of the 'infection'.

    10. Re:Zune Compatibility? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      According to Wikipedia, the Zune will be able to play video.

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    11. Re:Zune Compatibility? by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you actually been on a plane in the last 2 years. It is freaking crazy how many ipods there are. So are you proposing a Media Center PC in every seat back. USB carries data not video.

    12. Re:Zune Compatibility? by johnpaul191 · · Score: 2

      yeah, because wikipedia is never wrong.

    13. Re:Zune Compatibility? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      The problem, I have been told, is that the Zune does not appear as a mass storage device.

      This solution addresses 90% of the population and is simpler than a "file browser" type solution.

    14. Re:Zune Compatibility? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      I use PAL-N, you insensitive clod!

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    15. Re:Zune Compatibility? by vought · · Score: 1

      Ok, you got modded funny, but why not put a regular USB port on the seat back, and allow people to hook up any USB mass storage device, and play the media from that. Make it a Linux MPlayer thing and it would be able to play just about anything.

      Because that's not nearly as simple as displaying iPod content on the seatback monitor and allowing people to use the interface they already know?

      Why do companies keep on locking themselves into one device when it would be much easier to support a large number of devices.

      Because simple = good? Because a known quantity requires less support? That's the reason people have been arguing in support of Windows' stranglehold on business productivity for years now, so I figure it's just as valid here.

    16. Re:Zune Compatibility? by Orbital+Sander · · Score: 1

      Can I use Zune's great wifi capabilities to exchange MP3s with the onboard flight navigation system?

      Well, anything with an antenna will have to remain in the off position for the duration of the flight, so your iPod has one step up over your Zune right there.

    17. Re:Zune Compatibility? by slash.dt · · Score: 1
      Can I use Zune's great wifi capabilities to exchange MP3s with the onboard flight navigation system?

      I know you got modded as funny but this brings up an interesting point - will flight crew allow you to use a Zune onboard because of the Wifi feature?

      I have been on many airlines which tell you that even if your phone has a flight-safe mode you much leave it switched off for the entire flight - I can imagine they will say the same thing about the Zune.

    18. Re:Zune Compatibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      why not put a regular USB port on the seat back, and allow people to hook up any USB mass storage device, and play the media from that.

      Perhaps you'd care to explain how that would magically work. You glibly say that as if all you need is a connection and the seat back would somehow figure out the rest. But I suppose they could just do it like one of the many other displays you can just hook up a USB device to and play video, like, um, wait, I'm sure there must be one....

    19. Re:Zune Compatibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, by using a more generic connector, they can support all the other players as well as all the iPods. How is that number (all players put together) larger than the number of players from one manufacturer? It might not be easier for them to provide several connectors (although most people with video players probably have a cable to connect it to a standard composite video jack so extra cables on the plane wouldn't be necessary) but it would be more compatible than an iPod-only system.

    20. Re:Zune Compatibility? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Who is going to subsidise this? Not apple, not Microsoft, not any company, that is for sure.

      It is not like any company is getting something huge out of this. It is good press for Apple and the relevant airline companies, but not much more. Are that many people really going to change their flights over this? It just make Apple look more ubiqitous, at a time when Microsoft, a huge company, is releasing a rival. And it makes the Airline companies look a bit more consumer friendly.

    21. Re:Zune Compatibility? by fishboy · · Score: 1

      are you for real? "Why do companies keep on locking themselves into one device when it would be much easier to support a large number of devices." does your statement not strike you as self-contradictory? how would a "large number of devices" be easier to support than just one? i've drawn myself some explanatory pictures and i still can't figure that one out. use the brain you were given to think for a moment about why any of the compatibility manufacturers *might* be convinced to offer support for the dominant portable music and video player. i'll give you one clue-- *it has nothing at all to do with money!*

    22. Re:Zune Compatibility? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

      "USB carries data not video."

      I want you to think about this really, really hard, and try again.

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    23. Re:Zune Compatibility? by MonkeyBoy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure part of the logic train for this is because Apple is "in" with most of the record labels & movie studios worldwide.

      By partnering with Apple, and only allowing Apple hardware to connect, they avoid getting sued by the xxAA later for "enabling infringement" or a similar asinine excuse they'll pull out of their ass.

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  11. wha? by TrippTDF · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    will let you display video from your iPod on the screen of the seat in front of you

    That means you'll have to stand up and look over someone's shoulder if you want to see your video.

    Is that supposed to be Apple's response to Zune sharing?

    1. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Um, dude, the screens are on the seat in front of you. They're on the back of the seat.

    2. Re:wha? by InsaneGeek · · Score: 1

      Having flown recently in cattle-class, I think you'd actually need to have the display on the seat in front of the guy infront of you (say that fast). The seats are so close together that when the person in front of you leans back the measily 2-3 inches they give you, you won't have enough room to see your display worth a darn, or without needing a chiropractor. But as long as the guy infront of you keeps from reading anything you have a nice view of the seat in front of him.

    3. Re:wha? by Golias · · Score: 1

      If you are anywhere near as tall as it sounds like you are, you should probably request an exit row.

      Not only do you get lots of leg-room, but your display monitor is on this little flip-up arm, which you can tilt to just the angle you want.

      Also, if there's an emergency, you get to decide who lives and who dies!

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  12. Censorship? by Jerrry · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays."

    Why would movies like Snakes on a Plane be inappropriate for viewing on an airplane? Porn I can understand, but mass-market movies?

    1. Re:Censorship? by waif69 · · Score: 1

      The concern would be the potential un-parental approved watching of movies by children. There are many movies that parents do not want their children exposed to at a too-young age. Some things are not age appropriate and sometimes children fly alone on planes, or the parents catch a nap in-flight, etc. I think you get the point.

    2. Re:Censorship? by grungebox · · Score: 1

      Snakes on a Plane is an "airline disaster" movie of sorts. It might push people already apprehensive about flying over the edge, or it might end up scaring kids who happen to glance at the video, or the person watching might panic. It's not terribly unreasonable to keep such movies off the plane.

    3. Re:Censorship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would movies like Snakes on a Plane be inappropriate for viewing on an airplane?

      You misunderstood. It's inappropriate for viewing anywhere.

  13. ... to keep inappropriate by WickedLogic · · Score: 1

    How are they going to? They better not, well the adult stuff I can understand because it is not private viewing, but I certainly do not see a problem with other movies.

    Stop doing the thought police's work for them, we do not need protecting from ourselfs... just our government. And even then, it is more that they should feel the need to protect themselves from their citizens (if they are doing wrong).

    1. Re:... to keep inappropriate by Rob+Cypher · · Score: 1

      It's not about big brother keeping you down. It's about being considerate of the fact that some people are terrified about flying (and/or about terrorism) and playing certain movies might send them over the edge. Sometimes the greater good is actually good!

  14. why would it be inappropriate? It's not by User+956 · · Score: 1

    Why would this movie, or Alive, or even United 93 or Twin Towers be inappropriate? it's not like I'm going to show it to a hysteria-prone man on the brink of snapping and hijacking the plane.

    Yeah, it's no more inappropriate than watching "The Towering Inferno" in a crowded theatre.

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  15. laptop by hey · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Can you use the power to charge a laptop!

    1. Re:laptop by quanticle · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not really. The iPod charger outputs a max. of 5v DC. Most laptop chargers output ~9-12v DC. Also, laptop chargers draw significantly more current than iPod chargers.

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    2. Re:laptop by NetCurl · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. The newer, especially 5G, iPod spec states you can do anything between 12 and 30 VDC.

      The reason for locking into the iPod is because the airlines will be buying equipment from the in-flight entertainment vendor that will include software to seamlessly interface with the iPod, ie, loading all the information of what you have on the iPod. They will authenticate and have access to iPod audio and video through the 30-pin connector on the bottom. The in-flight software will have a nice iPod-ish interface to access your device while your device sits in a cradle in the seatback in front of you.

      Thats why it won't be universal, as you would have no way of knowing how to interface the UI in front of you with whatever device, format, size, filesystem, you had brought on board.

      It would be theoretically possible to charge a laptop, very slowly, from this 30-pin header if you rolled your own interposer cable to translate the power over, but it won't output enough current to power your backlight at anything below very dim. If you were playing games of video, it wouldn't have a net charge from that cable.

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    3. Re:laptop by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I doubt they'll even do that. The iPod Dock Connector has pins for video and audio out and serial in, so I'd imagine that they will just display whatever the iPod wants on the screen and provide the same form of input from the remote control that existing iPod remotes do.

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  16. I've got an idea by meeotch · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays."

    How about by /asking/ people not to? Or a little sign that says, "Please be aware of your neighbors and/or their children, and do not watch video that may disturb them." Sheesh.

    Offtopic, but - who's up for a "no kids" airline? I'd definitely pay an extra $10 per flight to ensure there aren't any crying babies onboard.

    1. Re:I've got an idea by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      Heck, I'd go so far as 50 dollars for a no screaming baby flight. (and a extra 25 for that cute lady I ALWAYS see walking 7 rows behind).

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    2. Re:I've got an idea by gt_mattex · · Score: 1

      This leads to subjective estimates on what is appropriate until all thats left are Disney Movies.

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    3. Re:I've got an idea by Bazman · · Score: 3, Funny

      A wit once said there were two classes of travel, 'First Class', and 'With Children'.

    4. Re:I've got an idea by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I have never been bothered by children on an airplane. I think certain people just hate children. And I think those people are jerks.

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    5. Re:I've got an idea by Speare · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Kinda weird how you first seemed almost humanist, what with your suggestion to communicate and use common sense in social situations. Then you turn a quick 180 and suggest artificial class barriers to society like "with children" vs "you." Sure, some kids are annoying because they don't understand why their ears are hurting. Some people in seat 13B are annoying because they like watching the climax of "Airport 1977" on a bigscreen laptop and can't understand why it might be a bit anxiety-inducing for their neighbors. If you can live with one but not the other, what does that say about you?

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    6. Re:I've got an idea by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I'm up for a no fat people airline. And no smelly people. And no people with brown skin. And no Mormons! Or old people, they're too slow.

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    7. Re:I've got an idea by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

      The crying babies can be offset by a decent set of headphones and the iPod jackup. Apple has you covered...

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    8. Re:I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the flipside, that cute lady would probably pay $100 to NOT sit next to you.

    9. Re:I've got an idea by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Offtopic, but - who's up for a "no kids" airline? I'd definitely pay an extra $10 per flight to ensure there aren't any crying babies onboard.


      I've always assumed that virgin airlines would be the natural ones to take up that cause.

      -Grey
    10. Re:I've got an idea by Reesy · · Score: 1

      Id be up for a no kids airline. Trying to catch some much needed sleep the weekend while flying was impossible with the screaming kids. I suppose one advantage of the budget airlines is you can just move to a free seat when you have no seat number.

    11. Re:I've got an idea by nblender · · Score: 1
      "Offtopic, but - who's up for a "no kids" airline? I'd definitely pay an extra $10 per flight to ensure there aren't any crying babies onboard."

      What, you were never a kid? Hatched when you were 24? I'm up for a "no intolerant assholes" airline. In fact, why don't you just stay home so the rest of us don't have to deal with you.

    12. Re:I've got an idea by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I was a kid once, but I never flew on a plane until I was around 10 years old, well past the age of crying. I'm not that old, either; I imagine many other people here (at least all those 30+) are the same way.

    13. Re:I've got an idea by Shag · · Score: 1
      Offtopic, but - who's up for a "no kids" airline? I'd definitely pay an extra $10 per flight to ensure there aren't any crying babies onboard.


      How much extra would I have to pay for cabin crew who aren't twice my age, and can fit down the aisle without difficulty? I support the idea of flight attendants having unions, but I wish people didn't perceive it as a career they should do 'til their teeth fall out
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    14. Re:I've got an idea by __aaxwdb6741 · · Score: 1

      I guess you have never tried being a 196cm tall person with a kid right behind you who thinks it's very funny to first kick the seat in front of him (Incidentally, the seat you are placed in!) and later being surrounded by three children who are crying as if they've just lost a limb or two.

      But then again, tolerances may vary.

    15. Re:I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm far more bothered by assholes on planes than kids. I'd pay $100 not to be on the same plane as you.

    16. Re:I've got an idea by BeProf · · Score: 1

      > Offtopic, but - who's up for a "no kids" airline? I'd definitely pay an extra $10 per flight to ensure there aren't any crying babies onboard. That's funny because I was just thinking that I'd be willing ot pay an extra $10 per flight to ensure that there aren't any Arabs on board.

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    17. Re:I've got an idea by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2

      Depends on the kids. Some young ones, especially infants cannot cope with the ear-popping and cry the whole flight. Being near one of them can be a nightmare on a long flight. However, the last flight I was on there were two really young kids in the seats in front on me and the only noise I heard was them having fun. That I can happily live with.

    18. Re:I've got an idea by the_wishbone · · Score: 1

      Quit your bitching and calm down...the OP never said anything about DENYING people with children access to airline travel in general. There's a difference. Kids are annoying on flights. They scream, they cry, they puke, they play with the tray table while I'm trying to sleep (most annoying). I'm not saying they shouldn't be allowed on ANY planes, but to me there's nothing wrong with the concept of an airline that doesn't allow kids, as long as there are still alternative options for people who have kids. I'd jump on it myself if fares were competitive and it didn't cost more than, say, a 15% premium over airlines with children.

    19. Re:I've got an idea by nblender · · Score: 0, Troll
      I have a kid. He was 4 the first time he flew on a plane. Didn't cry once. Didn't kick the seat in front of him, yell, or even talk loudly. He may have giggled once though. He colored or looked out the window the entire flight. So I'm having trouble with why you think my kid should not be allowed on the same plane with you. You feel the same way about Jews maybe? Or maybe you want an "all male" airline? I acknowledge that some kids cry on planes. That's largely unavoidable; kids cry in restaurants too. I suppose you never went to a restaurant until you were 10 years old either.

      You need to grow up and recognize there are other people in the world and stop being so intolerant of people who aren't quite as perfect as you.

    20. Re:I've got an idea by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      7 rows behind? That's not too bad. I've travelled a lot recently, and from my experience airports seem to be the place you go to to find out that the world population of cute women is heading to the place you've just left...

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    21. Re:I've got an idea by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Really? I assumed they were for first time flyers...

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    22. Re:I've got an idea by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 3, Funny

      With the recent airline cutbacks, the lack of pillows has me appreicating fat people more and more. If only they didn't sweat so much.

    23. Re:I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      fftopic, but - who's up for a "no kids" airline? I'd definitely pay an extra $10 per flight to ensure there aren't any crying babies onboard.
      I thinks someone tried this...though it was more of an "adult" airline rather than a "no kids" airline.
    24. Re:I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parents idea restated (Reductio ad absurdum)

      Calm down... the OP never said anything about DENYING blacks access to bus travel in general. There's a difference. Blacks are annoying on buses. They ... I'm not saying they shouldn't be allowed on ALL the bus, but to me there's nothing wrong with the concept of a section of the bus that doesn't allow blacks, as long as there are still alternative options for blacks.

      I suspect many people will find the above restatement offensive. For me, I see similarities between treating blacks as second class citizens, and treating children as second class citizens. Why should a well behaved family have to avoid certain airlines? Now, if you advocated an airline that required certain standards of behavior of everybody (adults included), I would be all for it. Discrimination based upon an individuals actions is generally just; discrimination based upon circumstances beyond an individuals control (age, disabilities, race, gender) generally is not.

    25. Re:I've got an idea by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      who's up for a "no kids" airline? I'd definitely pay an extra $10 per flight to ensure there aren't any crying babies onboard.

      They already have those -- they're called charter planes -- but they cost a lot more than $10 extra. I doubt any carrrier would willingly drop families as potential customers. I have no idea of the numbers, but I'd wager that vacationing families make up a significant portion of travelers. In short: Good luck with that.

    26. Re:I've got an idea by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Just point all 3 air nozzles directly at them. This has the added benefit of preventing your balls from freezing off.

    27. Re:I've got an idea by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I acknowledge that some kids cry on planes. That's largely unavoidable; kids cry in restaurants too.

      When that happens, the restaurant managers ask the parents to leave.
      What do you do when a child is out of control on an airplane? Years ago, it probably wasn't a problem, because parents didn't let their kids get out of control. These days, however, discipline is out-of-fashion, and most parents' kids do whatever they want, with the parents quietly saying, "Johnny, please be quiet or we'll have to have a time-out."

      I say keep kids off the airlines, and blame it on the parents.

    28. Re:I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then have I got an airline for you!

    29. Re:I've got an idea by kchrist · · Score: 1
      So I'm having trouble with why you think my kid should not be allowed on the same plane with you. You feel the same way about Jews maybe?

      Whoa, watch that knee-jerk, cowboy.

      Please re-read the previous comment and realize that the poster said that a) he's interested in a "no kids allowed" airline, not in banning kids on all flights, and b) he's willing to pay a premium for it. You and your kid are not being attacked and would not be affected in any way by his suggestions. Relax.

    30. Re:I've got an idea by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      You must be a pilot.

      I like kids in most places. There are places where I don't like them and don't think they should be, such as certain types of plays, concerts, and lectures, and places where I don't like them, but realize that they have a right, and often a need, to be there, and so I suck it up. Planes are one of those.

      But a screaming baby or kicking toddler still bugs the hell out of me.

    31. Re:I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Children are second class citizens. And they get extra consideration because of it. If an adult were screaming the entire time there'd be medical and/or legal attention waiting for them when they arrived. If it were especially extreme they'd turn the plane around.

    32. Re:I've got an idea by Zoop · · Score: 1

      If you can live with one but not the other, what does that say about you?

      One you can ask to stop, the other you can't. One is pretty rare, the other almost ubiquitous. And the fact that they can't understand why their ears hurt doesn't make it any nicer for the rest of us.

      While we're at it, consider takeout instead of a nice restaurant for the next five years, m'kay?

    33. Re:I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But a screaming baby or kicking toddler still bugs the hell out of me.


      And screaming assholes and pricks bug the hell out of me, but putting up with them is part of so-called adult life. So I suck it up.
    34. Re:I've got an idea by limit · · Score: 1

      I'd pay extra to be on a flight where everyone has enough maturity, patience and self-control to stop whining about my kids - who happen to be much more polite and responsive than the loud drunk guy and the headphones-too-loud jerk.

    35. Re:I've got an idea by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      Fly either of the Japanese airlines (JAL/ANA) if you're into that.

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    36. Re:I've got an idea by Coward+the+Anonymous · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, maybe he'd like to pay more for an airline that didn't allows Jews. They can fly El Al and he can fly Air Hitler.

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    37. Re:I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa...kinda low trying to pull the race card there. Society discriminates on age all the time when it's kids that are involved. Can you take a kid into a nightclub? Or a liquor store? Can you take a kid into a strip club? What about taking a screaming baby into the opera? Would they allow you to do that? Is your five year old allowed to sit at the bar with you in your state (I know in mine they're not). Age discrimination and racial discrimination are completely different, so...sorry...try again. You might be offended that you have a kid and some people don't want to have to deal with your choices (yes, whether you like it or not, your choice to have a kid and bring it on a plane is affecting a lot of other people) but trying to turn it into a racial argument is ridiculous at best. Airlines are private companies. They can do whatever the hell they want. I can put a sign on my front lawn that says "no fat chicks." If a bus company (NOT government run, a PRIVATE company) wanted to keep certain people off their bus, they'd have every right to do it (disclaimer: I'm a minority, so I know about racial issues firsthand). They'd get so much negative publicity that their business would probably fail, but that's up to them. I personally would never give them my business. But I guarantee you that a lot of people WOULD give a no-kids airline their business. Get over it.

    38. Re:I've got an idea by the_wishbone · · Score: 1

      "I'd pay extra to be on a flight where everyone has enough maturity, patience and self-control to stop whining about loud drunk guys and the headphones-too-loud jerk - who happen to be much more easy to ignore than the kid behind me kicking my seat or playing with the fold down table while I'm trying to sleep, or the kid next to me screaming and crying for who knows what reason, or the kid across the aisle who's gotten airsick and just puked everywhere and it stinks like mad." I love kids, I really do, and in fact, one time a little boy who was probably 6 sat next to me on a flight and was the friendliest kid ever, we played go fish for most of the flight...it was fun. But at the same time, there are too many kids that can't/don't behave that well. Sometimes it's out of their control, but hey, that's what happens when you're young - you're not allowed to do "older people stuff" like (hypothetically, in the context of this thread) fly on a plane, or buy beer or porn. So you go start your "no alcohol and no music" airline, and I'll start my "no kids" airline. We'll see who does more business.

    39. Re:I've got an idea by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      That is easier to close your eyes than your ears?

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    40. Re:I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd prefer to pay the extra $10 (or 50) and have the person in front of me unable to recline into my lap.

    41. Re:I've got an idea by namire · · Score: 1

      Yes, to the no fat people! The rest of it can wait.

  17. Re:Charge iPods? by Secrity · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Personally, I prefer to not divert power from the plane's engines.

    MY GOD, I had NO idea that iPods use enough power to tax a jetliner's engines. Do they require 3 phase power, or will they work from US standard 120/240 volt split phase power? How much do they cost to run for one month, assuming 6 hours of use a day and 10 cents per KWh?

  18. Inappropriate video not a new problem by nganju · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can get on a plane, open up your laptop and play inappropriate video right now. I don't think this has been a huge problem so far, and I don't see how ipod-seat-back-video makes this problem any worse.

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    1. Re:Inappropriate video not a new problem by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you can also pull out a Hustler magazine and read it. Magazine technology's been around even longer! People don't view pornographic material in public because in most countries there are laws and customs that discourage it. Although I've heard it's tolerated in Japan.

    2. Re:Inappropriate video not a new problem by Aceticon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, you can also pull out a Hustler magazine and read it

      Even beter, you can: loudly comment on the boobs of the models; tell everybody around you how last month's centerfold was much beter and proceed to explain why; comment on how you can just see that "that one ain't a real blonde"; digress into a loud monologue about the difficulties of masturbating on an airplane bathroom while holding a Hustler.

      The possibilities are limitless!!!
    3. Re:Inappropriate video not a new problem by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      I saw this on a flight from Brussels to Chicago last month. Guy on the aisle reading a nudie magazine in very plain view of many people.

      Interestingly, he actually seemed to be reading the articles. Because he spent quite a lot of time even on pages without any pictures of naked bits.

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    4. Re:Inappropriate video not a new problem by shoemilk · · Score: 1

      It's pretty common here (in Japan), but in recent years it's kind of gone out of style. However, even the hardest stuff is censored (read big blur over anything of interest outside of breasts). I've even seen gay porn here and it was censored. It is illegal to distribute un-censored porn in Japan. (there was a cops-esque show on one night and the perp they were after was dealing un-censored porn and they caught him with 300 uncensored DVDs! oh the horrors!) But the perv on the train can read his big tit manga with the girl with hot air ballons tacked on her chest is covered in cum so long as there's nothing drawn down there...

    5. Re:Inappropriate video not a new problem by greppling · · Score: 2, Funny
      Interestingly, he actually seemed to be reading the articles. Because he spent quite a lot of time even on pages without any pictures of naked bits.
      Sounds like you were waiting impatiently for him to turn the page...
  19. Just a thought by jsebrech · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays.

    The same way they keep you from running up and down the plane mid-flight shouting "we're all gonna die!".

    Besides, it's not even necessarily the passengers who rile up things. A few years ago I was on a plane waiting for take-off where the stewardess figured that the best solution to calm pre-take-off nerves would be to put on the radio through the cabin speakers. Much to her surprise, the song playing at that very moment was "killing me softly", and you can all have a guess which words came out of the speakers first...

    1. Re:Just a thought by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      The same way they keep you from running up and down the plane mid-flight shouting "we're all gonna die!".

      Sedation? I know someone who was almost sedated on a Air France flight to Houston. Just couldn't take the turbulence.

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  20. Re:Charge iPods? by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1

    I suspect that when the engines need the power, they'll take precedence. Sheesh, modern electronics do have a level of sophistication to them...

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  21. Electronics on planes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought iPods, cellphones, and such were banned from being part of the carryon bagage since they can produce shorts for bombs. Or did they lift the ban? I haven't traveled in a while and would like to know :(

    1. Re:Electronics on planes by ShadoHawk · · Score: 0

      Flew to Vegas two weeks ago... I had my cell phone, iPod, GPX32, PSP, and PowerBook with me as well as the charger for my AA batteries and Portable USB powered speakers. They didn't even bat an eye at BWI or LAS. Though at BWI they used some sort of ion wipe thing on it. I am not sure about international flights though.

  22. Inappropriate video by Leebert · · Score: 1

    I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays."

    I'll wager they'll do it just the same way that they would handle a person that is playing inappropriate video on their 15" laptop sitting on the tray table in front of them. My guess is that would be to ignore it unless a passenger complains, then politely ask the viewer to turn it off.

    Personally, were I a flight attendant, I would discreetly ask those around if it offended them. If it didn't, I'd ignore it.

  23. Re:Charge iPods? by frosty_tsm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The engines generate electricity much like the alternator in your car does. Yes, having a bigger alternator takes away some power from the engine. But if the engine is designed to handle the load of the alternator and still have plenty of power to do it's job, then there is no problem.

    Power outlets and more TVs just require more juice than what was used in the past. People are plugging their laptops in and watching DVDs for entire flights. Charging a plane full of iPods seems rather trivial in comparison.

  24. Sick Of Ipod This Ipod That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Anyone else just plain tired of Ipod monopoly showing up everywhere? What about those of us who have Cretative Zen Visions or other Video media players? Are we just screwed?

    Stop catering to just one damn format.

    1. Re:Sick Of Ipod This Ipod That by mbaudis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ... What about those of us who have Cretative Zen Visions or other Video media players? Are we just screwed?

      not that it would matter, but: YES

    2. Re:Sick Of Ipod This Ipod That by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What we need is some kind of adaptor that plugs into iPod docks, like the ones soon to be found on airlines, and then into our non-iPod players.

      Of course, another problem is how iPod's dock connector gives all sorts of control over the iPod. Why can't other MP3 player makers just put the same connector on their players?

    3. Re:Sick Of Ipod This Ipod That by blackchiney · · Score: 1

      You know what they say about the runner ups....nothing nobody cares or remembers the runner ups. And why can't Creative build a Zen with the iPod connector? Every hacker with 5 minutes to spare has figured out how to create a custom interface.

    4. Re:Sick Of Ipod This Ipod That by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Apart from the first generation, all iPods have had the same dock connector. This supports power, USB, FireWire, audio, serial data (for remote controls) and analogue AV. The specs are available (there's a copy here, making it very easy for third parties to create docks and accessories. None of the other manufacturers have anything similar. There's nothing stopping you from building an iPod dock adaptor for your player, or getting your favourite manufacturer to include one...

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    5. Re:Sick Of Ipod This Ipod That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second place is the first loser....

    6. Re:Sick Of Ipod This Ipod That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3rd generation was the first with a dock connector. I have a 2nd generation and it doesn't have one.

    7. Re:Sick Of Ipod This Ipod That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea! And what about us OS X users who want to play windows games on our Macs?

      Wait, I can run windows on my Mac?

  25. Distract you from how much flying sucks by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

    I would just be happy if they made the seats big enough and with enough leg room so that I wouldn't feel like I'm packed in like a sardine. Anything else is just a way to distract us from thinking about how much flying sucks.

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    1. Re:Distract you from how much flying sucks by sprocketbox · · Score: 1

      Can I get an Amen to this one?!?!



      How about this, an airline that doesn't try and serve me crappy food and half a can of pop or wow me with seat back entrainment? But instead one that gives me a wider seat and a little more leg room.

    2. Re:Distract you from how much flying sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do. It's called first class.

    3. Re:Distract you from how much flying sucks by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      American Airlines tried that in 1998 with their "More Room Throughout Coach" program. An extra 2 to 4" (depending on the plane) of legroom, for a slight price premium.

      You'll note there's no more MRTC on AA - it didn't work. The sad fact is, even though there *are* people like you and I who would pay a little extra for more legroom and/or a wider seat, the vast majority of coach fliers buy on price and nothing else.

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    4. Re:Distract you from how much flying sucks by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      Business class maybe? I suppose that I'm spoiled, though- I'm still in high school and already I've taken first/business class flights mroe than once, although it's because my dad travels a lot and has racked up a lot of miles- easier than paying full price for business class.

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  26. Wrong display? by phalse+phace · · Score: 0
    From the Apple Press Release:
    ....allow the video content on their iPods to be viewed on the their seat back displays.


    Why would the person behind me want or even care to see videos from my iPod on their display? Wouldn't it be a better idea to display the videos on the display in front of me and not on the display on the back of my seat?
    1. Re:Wrong display? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +0.2 slightly funny

  27. Re:Charge iPods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well .10cents per kWH * .100 watts * 6 hours = 6 cents. So the answer is don't worry about it :)

  28. laptop argument by ottc777 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    laptop use is slightly different. It's usually low enough and in a position that only someone sitting directly beside you or behind you (cracks in the seat) can see the crap you're watching. The screens on the seatbacks are up higher and at greater visability. I bet there's going to be at least one 733t dork who will feel it necessary to play a 0-day movie to show off his h@xor sk1llz.

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    1. Re:laptop argument by namire · · Score: 1

      Leet is spelled 'l33t' or 'l337'. The letter 'L' is not represented by a seven. Lowercase L's are usually written as they are 'l', while a caps L is written as '1', since the character '1' and 'l' look very similar. Of course this also depends on what font you are using.

  29. Inappropriate MY ASS... by posterlogo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...I mean, COME ON, what's the frigging difference between inappropriate video/images and some guy flipping through his Playboy magazine? Flying in an airplane has always been about unwritten rules of conduct, in addition to the encylopediae of written rules.

  30. Next news headline... by dimer0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Microsoft to buy Quantas Airlines - Quantas will be first to have z00n wireless

    1. Re:Next news headline... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1
      Microsoft to buy Quantas Airlines - Quantas will be first to have z00n wireless


      And that poor little koala now has another reason to hate Qantas.

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    2. Re:Next news headline... by namire · · Score: 1

      z00n... ew, that sounds horrible. The zune is not a l33t device, therefore it should not be written in l33t. Because it sucks, and so does DRM. Do away with DRM! Do away with DRM!

  31. Re:infinite sadness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    oh, first post in 3 years, ever since the /. hivemind took my karmas away (nuggahs)
    Glad to see that the hivemind makes SOME good choices.
  32. Re:Charge iPods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, when you plug in your ipod, the wings will suddenly lose all their lift. As the plane enters a stall, the control surfaces will stop responding as the power drain caused by the ipod drains all the hydraulics. As the ipod drains power, it'll also drain air, causing the cabin pressure to drop. At that point, the ipod will be draining enough energy to cause a total and complete failure of internal and external lighting, avionics, and the microwave in which the stewardess was warming up a 2-day-old piece of chicken. At this point, as the aircraft is happily plunging down in the dark (did I mention it's night?) at over 1000fpm, the engines will start failing, unable to keep up with the power demand. The pilots will desperately try to start the APU in order to provide power to restart the engines. They will attempt to shut off all nonessential systems, however, at that point your ipod will become so power hungry that simply touching the switch will vaporize the pilot, the copilot, and the entire flight deck (it happens in the movies, so it can happen in reality, right?). The APU will overload in 3 seconds and explode, because of the huge power demand of the ipod. As your aircraft continues falling down, with a damaged nose and tail, the ipod will reach a critical mass of, uh, power, exploding in a bright white flash, annihilating anyone within 300 miles. It will then become somewhat of a black hole. It will begin sucking everything in through its recharge socket. Eventually, the whole universe will collapse and fold into the ipod. When ipod is the only piece of matter that remains, it will allow you to play 2 hours of video.

  33. This is the airlines kicking MPAA to the curb by mirio · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is a clever way for the airlines to bypass the MPAA's atrocious licensing fees for movies stored on the aircraft's entertainment system. If the airline doesn't 'own' the copy, they aren't responsible. I predict the MPAA will soon be having shit fits over this system.

  34. CNN Airport Network by EVil+Lawyer · · Score: 1

    What I've always found amusing is that CNN's "Airport Network" is really just CNN edited to not show any breaking airline disaster / hijacking etc. news. The end up subbing in entertainment, sports, and weather whenever there is breaking air-related bad news on CNN.

  35. ie vs eg by Myopic · · Score: 5, Informative

    The poster uses "ie" to list inappropriate content for airplanes, but he is mistaken: instead, he wants "eg". "Ie" introduces an exhaustive list, or restates the category completely, whereas "eg" provides examples within the category. So, he gives the category as inappropriate content, and lists three possible types of inappropriate content, so he should use "eg".

    The latin phrase for "eg" is "exempli gratia", or, in English, "gratuitous example", which is to say, an example which helps explain the intent of the sentence.

    The latin phrase for "ie" is "id est", or, in English, literally "that is", which means you are restating the thing to make the intent clear.

    I don't really blame the poster, who might not care about this distinction, a common mistake amongst Americans, but the Slashdot editors sure as hell should care, being that they are paid to provide that service. That's an old complaint, though, and it's fairly clear the editors don't care either.

    1. Re:ie vs eg by jdcook · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ray "Bones" Barboni: "Let me explain something to you. Momo is dead. Which means everything he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you. Which also means, when I speak, I speak for Jimmy. E.g., from now on, you start showing me the proper fuckin' respect."

      Chili Palmer: ""E.g." means "for example". What I think you want to use is "i.e."."

      Ray "Bones" Barboni: "Bullshit! That's short for "ergo"."

      Chili Palmer: "Ask your man."

      Bodyguard: "To the best of my knowledge, "e.g." means "for example"."

      Ray "Bones" Barboni: "E.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this: When I say "jump", you say "OK", okay?"

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    2. Re:ie vs eg by ciaran.mchale · · Score: 1
      The poster uses "ie" to list inappropriate content for airplanes, but he is mistaken: instead, he wants "eg".
      If you go to the bother of correcting such a mistake then you should take care not to make a similarly common mistake yourself. In particular, you should use "i.e." instead of "ie", and use "e.g." instead of "eg". And don't get me started on the correct placement of commas surrounding them.
    3. Re:ie vs eg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are now my official hero.

  36. I'm all in favor of iPods on a plane... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    Just as long as it doesn't lead to THIS!

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  37. iPod takes off by jcr · · Score: 1

    While "zoon" craters. I love it.
    -jcr

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    1. Re:iPod takes off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 18 months your precious, the iPod, will be in the crater.

    2. Re:iPod takes off by jcr · · Score: 1

      In 18 months your precious, the iPod, will be in the crater.

      Want to bet?

      -jcr

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  38. Standard Formats by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

    It's a nice thing to have, but would be far nicer if these manufacturers played nicely with each other and came up with standard connector and protocols for audio, video, etc. All the ridiculous proprietary formats are getting us nowhere (SOny, I'm looking at you). If you make one of these products, at least donate the patent on the format to the public domain to give some semblance of a willingness to compete.

    1. Re:Standard Formats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what's this Ipod rubbish? Just give us a standard RCA video in and let us use any damn video player we want.

    2. Re:Standard Formats by burndive · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! The iPod is already proprietary enough.

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  39. Finally by Zatic · · Score: 1

    pr0n instead of Monster, Inc.

  40. I would expect... by DragonWriter · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays.


    Probably, the same way they keep "inappropriate content" in other media (say, porn in dead-tree form) from "appearing" in the passenger compartment.

  41. KLM? Air France? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to this Dutch news site Air France and KLM said they were not aware of such a deal with them.

    1. Re:KLM? Air France? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      If KLM does support the iPod, I hope they change the LCD screens. When the person in front of you reclines the seat a bit, the angle of the LCD makes it impossible to view the LCD. There is no means to adjust the viewing angle of the LCD sufficiently to accomodate the tilt of the seat back.

      Since most people recline their seatbacks, the LCDs that KLM uses are basically useless.

  42. iPod movies playable from water taxi's and.. by CouchP · · Score: 1

    subsequent legislation to ban the playing of any movies with Leonardo DeCaprio or Shelly Winters has simultaniously been proposed!

  43. This is a terrible idea - back to boomboxes by slashdotwriter · · Score: 1

    The iPod - and the Walkman before it - in many ways replaced the boombox. No longer would travelers or commuters force their own choice of music on others. Exit audio pollution, hello visual pollution!

    1. Re:This is a terrible idea - back to boomboxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not quite the same. it's quite easy to avert or even close your eyes. It's a bit harder to shut your hearing off.

    2. Re:This is a terrible idea - back to boomboxes by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      If the plane already has seatback video, who the hell cares whether it's NBC in flight, some random airline-supplied movie, or someone watching a few episodes of 'Scrubs'? It's not like some guy's iPod is going to be routed into the flip-down screens in the cabin and you'll be forced to watch...

  44. However... by IANAAC · · Score: 1
    Flying in an airplane has always been about unwritten rules of conduct, in addition to the encylopediae of written rules.

    It seems people are increasingly ignoring those unwritten rules, not to mention the written ones.

    I have to say, I really think the lack of courteousness is directly due to being crammed into a long, uncomfortable flight. Cram people into a box like an animal, and they're going to act like animals.

  45. Every nano runs out of juice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During an intercontinental flight? I've got a 2nd gen nano that hardly goes out of juice after the 20+ hours. Are there flights which last longer than that?

    1. Re:Every nano runs out of juice? by Snad · · Score: 1
      During an intercontinental flight? I've got a 2nd gen nano that hardly goes out of juice after the 20+ hours. Are there flights which last longer than that?

      Auckland to Heathrow = approx 25 hours, depending where they refill the plane's tanks.

      Of course you might be able to recharge the Nano while you're waiting the couple of hours in the transit lounge, depending on the lounge.

  46. QANTAS steals "U" from U-Tube by 0jjjjjjjjjj0 · · Score: 1

    In other news, Australian airline Qantas has today solved U-Tube's problems related to sounding like YouTube by purchasing the "U" from their name. From now on, it's Quantas and -Tube.

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    1. Re:QANTAS steals "U" from U-Tube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Qantas was originally an acronym - Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service. That's why there's no U

  47. Re:Charge iPods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about the fuel-powered-iPod owners, you insensitive clod !

  48. If you're going to be a Nazi by slashdotwriter · · Score: 5, Informative

    at least do it right: 1. Learn Latin so you understand the grammatical structure and meaning of the expression "exempli grata". 2. Learn how to spell: "i.e.", "e.g.". Without the abbreviating periods, the sequences of letters "ie", "eg" don't mean anything in English. "Latin" should be capitalized in English.

    1. Re:If you're going to be a Nazi by dodongo · · Score: 1

      QED, bitch!

    2. Re:If you're going to be a Nazi by Myopic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      touche with the periods and punctuation, which are bad-english liberties i often take in my own writing, and even though it is a valid complaint, i often see i.e. and e.g. given without periods, especially when set off with parentheses and commans (eg, in this sentence). in my grandparent post, i set them off with quotes.

      but i disagree with your complaint about my translation of e.g., which my dictionary gives as literally 'for the sake of example', and i think is fairly translated 'gratuitous example', and example given to make something more clear; when i translated i.e. i specified it was a literal translation, but i purposely did not make that specification for e.g., because i wanted to give my own translation, which helpfully provides an English backronym.

      yay grammar! or as i've seen it said, yay grammer!

    3. Re:If you're going to be a Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, sir, I hate to get involved like this, but "gratuitous example" is an idiotic way to translate exempli gratia. Let's consider what gratuitous really means: "1 a : given unearned or without recompense b : not involving a return benefit, compensation, or consideration c : costing nothing : FREE 2 : not called for by the circumstances : UNWARRANTED" (from m-w.com)

      "Gratuitous example" is, then, not the same as saying "for the sake of an example." Is the example given free of charge? Is it unwarranted? Maybe, but that's different from saying that you're giving something "for the sake of an example." It doesn't even mean what you think it means! "Gratuitous example" doesn't even mean "and [sic??!] example given to make something more clear"!

      You can't "translate" exempli gratia just by throwing similar sounding English words together!

      To explain the phrase: gratia normally means such varied things as grace, charm, favor, service, and can be difficult to translate. In this particular case, it is being used in an idiomatic phrase - gratia as an ablative coupled with a genitive means "for the sake of."

      But hey! You didn't know that! But hey! Gratia and gratuitous look similar! They must mean the same thing! wtf!

      Here's an idea: How about we just talk about stuff we know about.

      (I know, I know; this is slashdot; I must be new here, how about a Beowulf cluster of those, etc., etc.)

    4. Re:If you're going to be a Nazi by Myopic · · Score: 1

      okay. i agree with you and admit my mistake of diction. i was using gratuitous in a different way, which seems not to be the canonical definition. nevertheless, i like my way, i think it is good, and i will continue to use it it in the non-canonical way.

      i would define my use of the word: not required, but for the sake of providing kindness, recognition, or other pleasantry. that captures the significance of the latin root or roots, which mean something given for free, something which pleases the recipient ("gift"), etc. i think that is a fair stretch for the canonical definition, and does capture the essence of "e.g."

    5. Re:If you're going to be a Nazi by lemuru · · Score: 1

      So you're saying. . .you're making up your own definition for the word? Where in the definition does it say anything about "kindness, recognition, or other pleasantry"?

      Sorry, but the word already has a commonly-accepted definition. You're a few years too late to throw your two cents in on what you think "gratuitous" should mean.

      a) Normally, when someone uses a word in a manner different from its dictionary definition, we say that that person doesn't know what the word means.
      b) "not. . .the canonical definition" in this case seems to be a euphemism for "wrong."
      c) How is anyone else going to know what you mean if you have your own zany definition?
      d) You make so much of the meaning of the root word, but gratia has nothing to do with "not required, but for the sake of providing kindness." It is a favor, a kindness, or gratitude (and a lot of other things), but it does not intrinsically mean, or even connote, an unnecessary kindness.
      e) Also, and maybe most importantly, gratia can literally mean "cause"! It doesn't even necessarily have to do with a kindness! And in this phrase, maybe - just maybe? - it is being used as "cause"?!!!!

      So, to close: just because an English word and Latin word look alike and are related etymologically doesn't mean you suddenly know Latin.

    6. Re:If you're going to be a Nazi by fishboy · · Score: 1

      And, for the love of god, "bad-english" is just that, *bad english*. 'Good' and 'bad' are moral indicators, not linguistic qualitators, so please keep your *poor* use of the english language to youself, you bad bad man.

  49. Cheap Power! by 0jjjjjjjjjj0 · · Score: 1

    Only 10c/kWh? I knew we've been getting ripped off in Australia, paying some 15 or 18 cents per kWh, depending on where one lives. Oh, the kilowatt-hour should be abbreviated to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwh ...

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  50. however will they do it? by entropy42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane [CC]" or "Alive [CC]") from appearing on the seat-back displays.

    Yeah, we've only had portable DVD players for about eight years, so the issue has never come up before. I assume they'll put several viewing enforcement marshalls on every flight - that's the most straightforward answer, anyway.

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  51. Re:Charge iPods? by AikonMGB · · Score: 1

    I think your analogy is flawed.. While it is true that any AC generator could be called an alternator, this term is usually reserved for devices used in the automotive industry, specifically with internal combustion engines. A turbofan engine has much more in common with a gas-turbine engine, the output shaft of which is then connected to an electrical generator. Even still, this analogy is weak, as the primary use of a gas-turbine engine is to generate rotary power at the output shaft, while in a turbofan engine this power is put directly into increasing the airflow through the intake fan.

    Your point however remains: the power requirements of a jetliner a large when compared to the power required to charge the passengers' iPods, and the vast majority of this power is reserved for thrust. Conventional turbofan engines are built with quite broad safety margins. I don't have a reference handy, but I'm sure the additional power requirements of charging these iPods would be negligible in most of the requirements calculations.

    Aikon-

  52. Great until by Zatic · · Score: 1

    some terrorist plot to blow up 10 airplanes mid-atlantic using consumer electronic devices is busted last-minute.

    Then flying will again suck even more.

  53. will they interrupt playback ... by rwx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    every ten minutes when they announce that the beverage cart will be starting soon? That's one reason I prefer my own entertainment device: I decide when to hit pause.

  54. well... by nege · · Score: 1

    I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays.

    I would imagine in the same way they keep people from reading hustler magazines on the flights - social humiliation and common decency. Besides, in this post 9/11 world, you *really* don't want to mess with flight attendants.

  55. What about Airbus? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't think the article mentioned Boeing in particular and on that timescale the new A380 from Airbus may be ready which is substantially larger than the 747 (not that, as a frequent traveller, I find this particularly a good thing!).

    1. Re:What about Airbus? by Golias · · Score: 1

      Airbus is a rather diseased company from a business standpoint, but they do make nice planes. Some people like riding them even better than Boeing aircraft. My brother flies to the Far East a lot, and he usually prefers to go the "wrong" way around the globe with a stop in Europe, just so he can fly on Airbus for some (or all) of the trip.

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    2. Re:What about Airbus? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The point is not whether the planes are nicer, it's whether packing more and more people into a single aircraft is really a good idea, both from a safety standpoint, and from a logistical one. For example, how long is it going to take to get everyone on and off one of the A380s? Baggage handling? Turnaround time at terminals?

      I could think of a lot of things that could start to make the experience less-than-optimal, simply as a result of scaling the aircraft up too big.

      The smaller Airbus aircraft are definitely nice (although it's not an entirely fair comparison, since most of the Airbus aircraft that I've traveled on are substantially newer than the average Boeing), but that doesn't make me exactly eager to pack myself on to the flying sardine-can that is the 380.

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    3. Re:What about Airbus? by Golias · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For example, how long is it going to take to get everyone on and off one of the A380s?

      According to what I've read, the 380 can board both decks simultaneously via separate bridges, as long as you set up the terminal to take advantage of both entrances.

      So yeah, you've got 555 passengers in three seating classes, but half of them will go in through another gate, so it should, in theory, board faster than a 747.

      As for baggage handling... I find it hard to conceive of how anybody could handle baggage loading and unloading more poorly than the typical American airport. It would probably be faster to just make everybody walk their bags out on to the tarmac and hand them to a porter before climbing a portable staircase up in to the plane.

      At some airlines, it's so bad that you can be the last one off the plane, walk for 10 minutes to the baggage claim area, and still be forced to wait a half-hour or so for the little chute to crap your bag out onto the carrousel. What were the baggage people doing when the plane was just sitting there at the terminal for the 15 minutes before they let you out???

      To make matters worse, by allowing large-ish carry-on bags in overhead bins, you guarantee that every... last... person will stand in the middle of the aisle, blocking everybody else from boarding and de-boarding, while they monkey around with a small suitcase they can barely hold over their heads, let alone manipulate into a tight-fitting compartment. At a half-minute each for a few hundred people, that adds up to a lot of wasted time. But getting rid of that "feature" is not an option, because checked baggage is such a major pain in the ass that anybody on a trip for a long weekend or less is going to want avoid checking a bag entirely by hauling their entire lives with them on to the plane.

      If I owned an airline, everything would be structured around making sure you got your bags back right away. Then I'd bolt the overhead compartments shut, and allow nothing in the passenger section bigger than a laptop bag unless you buy another seat for it. Flight attendants would consider it part of their job to forbid people from standing still in the aisles while people are trying to get in and out of the plane.

      Get in, get out, grab your bags, and be driving out of the airport less 10 minutes after the plane touched down on the runway. That would be my idea of a perfect airline. Bus terminals do it every day (although on a much smaller scale). Why can't the airlines get this right?

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    4. Re:What about Airbus? by kisielk · · Score: 1

      Well, at least in Canada, the baggage handlers generally are unionized and work for the airport, not for the airlines. So as an airline you don't have much influence over what goes on there.

    5. Re:What about Airbus? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Boarding is actually in principle quicker, because the A380 is capable of being boarded on both decks simultaneously. turnaround-time *is* of big importance to efficient fligth, don't think Airbus didn't consider it.

      As for cramped, that's simply so because given a choice about paying more for more space, people tend to, in practice, go for less-space-but-cheaper nearly all the time, atleast aslong as they're actually paying for it. (business-trips is another matter, apparently the extra space/service is worth it when your company is paying....)

    6. Re:What about Airbus? by bogado · · Score: 1

      I actually prefer to be able to travel, be it in a tin can, then to not travel at all. Here in Brazil the air tickets are simply too expensive relative to the salary people get. I don't mind being in an uncomfortable chair for 10 to 12 hours so I can see Europe. :-) I only wish I could do it more often, I only did it once. :-P

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    7. Re:What about Airbus? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      There's discount-airlines doing Brazil-Germany now, from 149 euro. Look around. (no idea how much money 149 euros is in terms of working-hours at brazilian salaries)

    8. Re:What about Airbus? by bogado · · Score: 1
      The only problem is that those discount airlines do "Germany-Brazil-Germany" but not "Brazil-Germany-Brazil", it is a known fact that the foreigners that come here pay much less for air tickets then we do. A round trip for Germany would cost us a total of US$1.203 or the equivalent of R$2 595.35, witch is cheaper then what I have payed when I traveled to Europe, so there is hope. :-)

      149 is around R$412.00 witch in terms of movies tickets in the weekend (cost R$16.00) would account for 15 or 16 theater trips. This money would also buy you the hole collection of the hitchhikers guide to galaxy (5 books for R$79.60) 5 times. Not sure if this helps very much to get the grip of the buying power of 149 here. The price we would pay is correspondent to 162 movies or 32 Douglas Adams collections.

      Some funny facts about Brazil air travel:

      • That usually is cheaper to go to Chile or Argentina then to go the northeast of the country.
      • When the USA started to demand for air travelers to get fingerprinted when entering the US, the Brazil started to fingerprint all the Americans that came here in retribution. At least two Americans got so pissed for this treatment, witch is equivalent to what they were doing, that they offended the customs officials, too bad that this is a crime here and they got into trouble.
      • During the same time, the Rio de Janeiros' governor putted some "mulatas(*)" to receive the Americans in the airport, to "kiss their asses"


      (*) Mulatas is the Portuguese for a girl that is mixed from black and white, they have a very dark tan. But it also means a Mulata girl that dances the samba in several shows that appeal mainly for the foreigners or as we say "gringos". :-)

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      []'s Victor Bogado da Silva Lins

      ^[:wq

  56. Re:Charge iPods? by foo12 · · Score: 1

    Personally I want my iPod powered by engine bleed. Integrated armrest micro-turbines.

  57. Hello and welcom to BYOP flight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bring Your Own Porn

  58. Watching 'Alive' on a plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My girlfriend already saw 'Alive' on a plane as part of the usual entertainment program on board a few years ago.

    Funny thing is that she actually was on a flight over the Andes, from Argentina to Chile with a local airline.

    1. Re:Watching 'Alive' on a plane by kencurry · · Score: 1

      Que the one great sig (I'll admit it) I saw on slashdot, something like:

      "Jesus was my co-pilot, until we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat Him ... "

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  59. what an absolute joke. by xxdesmus · · Score: 0

    Gee, I smell lawsuit ... monopolistic tactics? Why are they not including a generic connector/charger for all MP3 players, including iPods. What a joke.

  60. Psychic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just got off of a flight, and before we got on, I said to my friend "They need to set it up so I can plug my ipod into the screen!"

    I must be psychic.

  61. This is great news for extremely frequent flyers. by Shag · · Score: 1

    I'm on track to fly about 100,000 miles this calendar year, maybe more. I almost never go to the movies, largely because I know I'll see them all on planes. It's gotten to the point where I'll see a movie on an intercontinental flight one week, the be disappointed by it being on other flights in subsequent weeks, since I've already seen it.

    (In-flight magazines also get really old, really fast, when you're doing several flights on an airline in the space of a month.)

    Being able to bring a bunch of my own video on my iPod - and charge it to boot - sounds like a great deal to me. I've been flying one of Continental/KLM/Air France's partner airlines, so I hope that one will get on board also.

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    Village idiot in some extremely smart villages.
  62. Don't tell the MPAA! by norminator · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not the inappropriate videos we should worry about... it's the new undercover MPAA air marshals who will be watching out for anyone allowing other passengers to see any movie that they haven't paid to see. There will be a new MPAA box for you to deposit $5 into on your way off the plane if you watched the movie on the screen of the person next to you... The marshals are watching, you'd better pay up!

  63. KLM denies involvement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The News here in Holland mentions that KLM, one of the companies mentioned, knows nothing about this. They admit to having had talks about this, but state that the plans are more likely to not go through....

    1. Re:KLM denies involvement. by bograt · · Score: 1

      As does Air France. Google's English translation here.

  64. What about them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Apple says this will start in "mid 2007". The first A380 is scheduled for delivery in October 2007, assuming they don't have any more delays. (It has slipped several times, and for over a year; it's like Vista...)

    But the first A380 will be for Signapore, which is not one of Apple's 6 launch customers. The first A380 going to an iPod-integration airline will be Emirates, which gets its first A380 in 2008, followed by Air France, in 2009. None of the other 4 Apple partners are A380 customers.

    To compare, *all 6* of Apple's launch customers are 747 customers, and several of them have been for decades.

    So no, he's not forgetting Airbus. This won't be on an A380 for a while.

    1. Re:What about them? by Cobalt+Jacket · · Score: 1

      Delta and Continental have not flown 747s for years. Emirates' only 747 interest is that they are buying some 747 freighters. The others do have 747s though.

  65. One for the money, two for the show. by Meph_the_Balrog · · Score: 1
    Why do companies keep on locking themselves into one device

    Its called capitalism. Apple has approached them with a joint marketing deal most likely.
  66. Zune FTL! by EdBear69 · · Score: 1

    I was thinking about how MS might want to work a similar deal to allow people to use their Zunes on airplanes, but then I realized that the airlines might not want people running wireless devices of any kind on an airplane.

    It seems like this is a huge win for Apple, as the iPod has no embedded wireless features that might screw with the plane's electronics.

    Does anyone know if people will even be allowed to use Zunes on airplanes? Or is there a setting to turn off the wireless capabilities while on airplanes? And will people actually find and use that setting?

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    I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV...
  67. OT:Cheap Power! by Secrity · · Score: 1

    http://www.eia.doe.gov/neic/rankings/stateelectric ityprice.htm

    I currently pay about 10 cents per kilowatthour (it varies). US residential electricity rates averaged about 10 US cents per kilowatthour in 2004. Hawaii was the most expensive at over 18 cents per kilowatthour. In 1980 I paid just over 1 cent per kilowatthour in Sacramento, CA (SMUD).

  68. Re:Charge iPods? by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    It was a joke :).

  69. That's the whole point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Emirates' only 747 interest is that they are buying some 747 freighters.

    That's totally what this is for. If it's a passenger 747, then you have to share it with 500 other people, and it's a total drag. It's like a schoolbus.

    But imagine just two pilots in their own 747 freighter. Now they can plug in their iPod and crank it, on the internal speaker system. That's one sweet ride, man.

  70. Re:Charge iPods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is always that single straw that broke the camel's back.

  71. Relying on courtesy is a bad business model. by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    There is always going to be the guy who wants his slasher picture and to hell with you.

    Or the Little Blue Haired church lady or evangelical who thinks you are going to hell because it's something on Cartoon Network -- take your pick.

    99% of what I watch would offend at least half of the people on any given plane.

    >> I think a better option is to use technology. Flat panels have been working hard to make the grills on their screens thinner to increase the field of view on the displays. It should be easy to reverse the process, and make a thicker grill so that anything 5 degrees or more "off axis" will not be seen.

    So nobody in the seat next to you can see.

    What can we do for the people behind you? Or the kids who want to peak? Perhaps add a paralax, or create a focal length to the screen -- though this would be a bit trickier. Not so hard if they adopted real 3D screens that have been designed.

    I suppose you can make the grills deep and thin, and angle them at a region 2" to 8" wide (range for the two eyes in a moving head) so that any view beyond or closer than the "sweet spot" will have most of the view obscured by tilted grills -- so two feet behind, someone would see only a vertical strip comprising 10% of the screen.

    Either that, or bring back the liquid crystal glasses that flash in sync to the screen -- or just put a privacy screen between seats (cheapest of all).

    >> Anyway, technology is going to introduce an annoying situation, so technology must be tasked with solving it. Otherwise granny is going to have an issue with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (of course, so would I).

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    >>"ad space available -- low rates!!!"
  72. Moo by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
    I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays.

    ...and how would that be any different than if you brought those movies with you and played them on your notebook or portable DVD player?

    If it's pr0n, they'll tell you to put it away, just like they would if you were "reading" Hustler, or something like that. Otherwise, they're most likely not going to bother. Nobody complained when I watched Airplane! on a flight back east earlier this year. :-)

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  73. A simple solution... by pixelguru · · Score: 1

    iBlinders - similar to the kind they use to block a horse's peripheral vision.

  74. Ever hack a plane? by swanky+street · · Score: 1

    We must realize that this will not stop at iPods. Necessary adaptors will emerge, and people will be bringing their Wiis and XBox 360s onboard Boeing craft in no time. But wait, it doesn't have to stop there. In order to impose any form of content control, the entire system of iPod-to-screens will need to be centrally wired. That means dozens of iPods, all on a central network. All you really have to do from then on is bring your laptop, an enormous external hard drive, and the right cables, and you're in business. The selection of movies and music will be nothing short of impressive. And if you get bored with that... well... who says you can't hack a 747?

  75. Apple needs to embrace indie content more by krapnek · · Score: 1

    I look around the Web and what you see is a massive inventory of user genertaed content and then a much smaller inventory of good, indie content. Apple needs to be an advocate of these great spots -- like "PS3 vs. Wii" or "modern man: what do you do with the load". Both are hilarious and a step above the voyueristic stuff that has long since gotten a bit old. Apple...take the lead