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Illinois Ban On Explicit Video Games Is Unconstitutional

An anonymous reader writes, "A federal court has struck down an Illinois law that criminalized the sale of 'sexually explicit' video games to minors. In reaching this decision, the court held that the Illinois law was too broad, because it could be read to encompass any game which displayed a female breast, even for a brief second. Interestingly, the court chose the game God of War as the model of gaming art which must be protected. As the court explained, 'Because the SEVGL potentially criminalize the sale of any game that features exposed breasts, without concern for the game considered in its entirety or for the game's social value for minors, distribution of God of War is potentially illegal, in spite of the fact that the game tracks the Homeric epics in content and theme. As we have suggested in the past, there is serious reason to believe that a statute sweeps too broadly when it prohibits a game that is essentially an interactive, digital version of the Odyssey.'"

195 comments

  1. Wait what? by Broken+scope · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Kratos is a spartan? Where the hell did homer come into this? Am I missing something? Did I not read one of those things right?

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    1. Re:Wait what? by Gemini_25_RB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kratos is too awesome to be a spartan. Think more along the lines of god, and try again.

    2. Re:Wait what? by include($dysmas) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and!!! .. a much better example of something explicit would be the mini/sub-game (on my UK PS2 version)... you start a level on a boat, there are 2 naked women in a bed, and if you "use" them, the camera shifts to the side so both they & your character are off screen, by waggling the analogue stick in the shown manner, you hear expected noises and the bedside unit shakes around (if memory serves)

      anyway, screw the games, seen the covers on public display in any shops magazine rack recently? ...

    3. Re:Wait what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's not just in the UK version, that's in the US version as well, if memory serves me right.

    4. Re:Wait what? by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      He is a spartan who made a pact with Aeries i thought. Then he got really pissy with Aeries and killed him.

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  2. Wait... by frosty_tsm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are we saying that Greek social values are trumping modern day ones?

    I see more parades on the horizon...

    1. Re:Wait... by sckeener · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It has been said before but when the public wants to censor give them graphic violence and sex in a biblical wrapper and they won't censor...

      It sounds like the judge is taking the track that any historically accurate game is ok...

      Of course it doesn't always work...take Oscar Wilde's Salome...banned in the UK and produced in France.

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    2. Re:Wait... by bunions · · Score: 1

      modern day social values.

      hmm.

      Ok, I can't think of any either. :(

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    3. Re:Wait... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny
      It has been said before but when the public wants to censor give them graphic violence and sex in a biblical wrapper and they won't censor...
      Sodom & Gomorrah Only on Xbox 360! Complete with homosexuality, rape, and brutalization! Will you survive the Wrath of God? Brought to you by Religious Right Software: Games With a Higher Purpose.
    4. Re:Wait... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Are we saying that Greek social values are trumping modern day ones? I see more parades on the horizon...

      Don't forget the public vomitoriums, leading to the reclassification of bulimia from eating disorder to social disorder.

      That, of course, and the widespread acceptance of NAMBLA.

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    5. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the North American Man-Boy Love Association?

    6. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there going to be a secret alternate lvl when I don't offer my virgin daughters to the angry mob and instead throw my guests out to them to be sodomized? Cuz replayability is high on my list of game criteria.

    7. Re:Wait... by jeschust · · Score: 1
      Are we saying that Greek social values are trumping modern day ones?I see more parades on the horizon...

      Don't forget the public vomitoriums, leading to the reclassification of bulimia from eating disorder to social disorder.

      What exactly does an exitway beneath the seats of a Roman ampitheatre have to do with bulimia's classification?
    8. Re:Wait... by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It sounds like the judge is taking the track that any historically accurate game is ok...
      More likely, the judge is taking the position that the First Amendment does not allow banning material on the basis of "obscenity" unless the three prongs of the Miller test are satisfied, particularly the third prong: "the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value."
    9. Re:Wait... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Informative

      A vomitorium is a feature in theatres, namely the exits located below the seating usually in a thrust or amphitheatre stage, although occasionally seen in other forms. The name comes from the fact that after the performance the audience would 'vomit' out of them. They're also quite handy for cast entrances and exits.

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    10. Re:Wait... by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Public shifts blame of problems onto society. More on this story after our special report, "The Sky: It's Blue."

      Anyway, why should we be so unaccepting of the National Association of Marlon-Brando Look-Alikes? They are good people, and serve our communities well, even fending off pedophiles!

    11. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woooosh!

    12. Re:Wait... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Are we saying that Greek social values are trumping modern day ones?
       
      I see more parades on the horizon...hehe... so a game may show what Achilles and Patrocles did together whenever nobody was looking?

    13. Re:Wait... by Duds · · Score: 1

      Except it's not being banned, it's just not being sold to under 18s.

    14. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only some christan and islamic view points are that sodom and gomorrah got destroied because of homosexuality...

      in some jewish interpretations, it was because of economic crimes....

      (its even in your wiki link....crazy what some people will wiki eh?)

  3. Paint me surprised by Control+Group · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How stunningly...sane.

    Every now and again, something happens to help convince me that all hope is not, in fact, lost.

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    1. Re:Paint me surprised by eviloverlordx · · Score: 1

      How stunningly...sane.

      Every now and again, something happens to help convince me that all hope is not, in fact, lost.


      Nah, it's just an illusion to get you to let down your guard.

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    2. Re:Paint me surprised by RsG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is this surprising? That the law was blatantly unconstitutional was clear. This was strictly a political move from the get-go.

      The politicians involved said to the public "look, I'm taking a stand on the evil violent games! Vote for me!" because games are a wonderful scapegoat, and because taking such a stance is politically safe. The law didn't need to remain in effect in order to serve its purpose, it only needed to be passed. I doubt anyone who drafted the thing will care at this stage, months after the fact.

      Now what will they say to the public? "Oh folks, I tried, but those damn activist judges ruled against me. So sorry." It's so easy to shift the blame when the public doesn't care whether those in power respect the constitution.

      What amazes me isn't that the judges showed common sense. That's their job. What amazes me is that voters continue to fall for these simple tricks.

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    3. Re:Paint me surprised by hclyff · · Score: 1

      No, it's just some people are less stupid than others.

    4. Re:Paint me surprised by Control+Group · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is this surprising? That the law was blatantly unconstitutional was clear

      That, unfortunately, is often no bar to laws being upheld by the judiciary. Retroactive copyright extensions are an obvious example. The effective federalization of the drinking age (and the speed limit) is another. More than half the laws passed under the auspices of the commerce clause also qualify.

      Hence my surprise.

      I have great faith in the US' judicial system in criminal matters. Less in civil matters, even less when large sums of money are involved, and least of all when political activism and "doing things for the children" or "fighting terrorism" are involved.

      This case is, in the oft-cited "grand scheme of things," fairly minor. But it's still encouraging to me. But then, maybe I'm a cynic.

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    5. Re:Paint me surprised by hey! · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well -- you have to look at the reasoning, not the result, to decide if the ruling was rational.

      Laws can regulate expressive speech in various ways, but laws which regulate speech based on content (as opposed to the manner in which the speech is done) must pass what is called "strict scrutiny".

      Under "Strict scrutiny", the government has a burden of proof to show that the law in question is narrowly tailored to serve a compelling public interest.

      Persons of a libertarian bent might see keeping sexually explicit games out of the hands of minors as failing to rise to the level of a compelling public interest. However it sounds like the law failed because it was not "narrowly taliored".

      A law which is intended to restrict access by minors to sexually explicit games may not under any conceivable circumstnaces restrict anything else. It probably helps that there is an example of how the law does more than it is supposed to, but such an example doesn't have to exist. Hypothetical future expression is important to protect too.

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    6. Re:Paint me surprised by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 1

      lol how true, and were all smarter than the average bloodsucking lawyer

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    7. Re:Paint me surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this was thrown out over a year ago. In fact I could swear I read here on /. that my state of Illinois had been sued for legal and other fees, effectively making us pay for the research that went into this ban and then the court trials that followed when it was put into law, while all along everyone knew it was going to be thrown out.

      I am not sure how much of a political move this was in regards to "vote for me, I am taking a stand against violent/sexual video games". I cannot think of to many politicians here in IL that lost their seats in the state legislature. Gov. Blah pushed for a video game ban. He set up the focus group to look into those games, and of course did not include a single person who may actually play the game in said group. Blah won re-election this term. I will stick with my personal viewpoint that he only won due to his votes he gets out of Chicago. If memory serves me correct, he received 49% of the vote while the rest was primarily split between a Republican and a Green candidate. His votes came out of Chicago, they always do. Chicago needs to separate from IL and become its own state. Or they need to go to a Electoral College for the Governor's race here in IL, and also the Presidential race for that matter. When Chicago is removed from the tallies the rest of the state is pretty much overwhelmingly the opposite direction. Case in point, IL went Democrat in the '04 Prez election, but if you look at the county layout only two counties outside of Chicago went Democrat. That sounds like something that an electoral college is supposed to keep from happening. Having one area decide for the rest what is to be done. Elitism at work. Or should I saw corruption of the unknowledgeable at work. Yep I went off on a rant.

    8. Re:Paint me surprised by Dhalka226 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is this surprising? That the law was blatantly unconstitutional was clear
      That, unfortunately, is often no bar to laws being upheld by the judiciary. Retroactive copyright extensions are an obvious example.

      Well I'm sure to get some troll mods for this, but what the hell. There's a certain amount of zealotry in your statement usually only reserved for religion.

      The fact that I do not agree that retroactive copyright extensions are unconstitutional should speak to the fact that it is not "blatantly unconstitutional," but if you were arguing with me about it I wouldn't be too put out if you were just sure you were right.

      The problem I have is you're arguing with the people whose job it is to decide these matters. (If you want to get REALLY technical, the power to declare laws unconstitutional, which you seem to support, is nowhere to be found in the Constitution.) The case of retroactive extensions was heard and the extensions upheld. Until such time as they review the decision and overturn it, not only are retroactive copyright extensions not blatantly unconstitutional, they are not unconstituional at all. While I know nothing about you specifically, /.'ers often like to make these sort of assertions about Constitutionality without even any legal education which just makes it twice as annoying to me. We'll complain about managers who aren't technical making technical decisions, but in the very next breath we'll argue the law with judges. It really floors me.

      Look, if these issues were as simple as you make them out to be, there wouldn't be a judiciary. At the very least, could we not pretend Constitutional issues are so cut and dry? Very little about the law is blatantly anything. Often including intelligible.

    9. Re:Paint me surprised by kilgortrout · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Now what will they say to the public? "Oh folks, I tried, but those damn activist judges ruled against me. So sorry." It's so easy to shift the blame when the public doesn't care whether those in power respect the constitution.

      No one even vaguely familiar with the federal judiciary will ever accuse the Seventh Circuit of being activist judges. Actually, this result is pretty well settled precedent at this point in all the federal circuits. These type of laws have been routinely struck down everywhere so the result here is hardly surprising.

      I couldn't agree with you more; this was a stupid election year stunt and everyone knew the law would be struck down in the courts.

    10. Re:Paint me surprised by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      Hello, my name is Jack Thompson. I'm a lawyerman, I sue you! :P

    11. Re:Paint me surprised by Vengie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many things are /blatantly/ unconstitutional. Like tasering a suspect on the ground in handcuffs. ["Pain as a compliance technique" is plainly unconstitutional. Lethal force is permitted only under limited circumstances, tennessee v garner. The only reasons you can be frisked during a Terry stop is so that the police can ensure their own safety. Even assuming arguendo that the pre-handcuffing tasering is constitutional, the rationale behind allowing law enforcement to use force -- to PROTECT themselves and others -- breaks down once the subject is HANDCUFFED. The force of additional tasering is in no way shape or form proportionate to any possible risk he could pose. Blatantly unconstitutional.] And now, like a prick, I will quote the man who taught me criminal law (a SCOTUS clerk in his time...) "But it's one of the strange features of the system that unconstitutional tactics often survive quite a long time after it's pretty clear they're unconstitutional." This law was blatantly unconstitutional. Read the goddamn text of it.

      Two additional side notes: Did you just question judicial review and then expect anyone to continue reading and take you seriously? I think Marbury is pretty well accepted at this point....
      And....The court has specifically noted that there can be manifestly unjust laws that courts may sometimes wrongly uphold. [That doesn't make them any less unjust; it just makes the ju[stic|dg]es a bunch of jerks] See e.g. Walker v. Birmingham. </rant>

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    12. Re:Paint me surprised by SQLz · · Score: 1
      Every now and again, something happens to help convince me that all hope is not, in fact, lost.

      Amen. May exposed breasts always be protected by the constitution.

    13. Re:Paint me surprised by PopeJM · · Score: 1

      When they killed Socrates they said they did it because he was "corrupting the youth."

    14. Re:Paint me surprised by Vengie · · Score: 1

      Actually, people call the 7th circuit "activist" all the time. "Activist" means "we didn't like the ruling."
      Grumble.
      (Disclaimer: I HEART EVANS)
      And for some REAL 7th circuit humor, please see: US V MURPHY 406 F.3d 857 at footnote 1. Muahahhaa.
      less fun, but cute: Crue v Aiken 370 F.3d 668;

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    15. Re:Paint me surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "The politicians involved said to the public "look, I'm taking a stand on the evil violent games! Vote for me!" because games are a wonderful scapegoat, and because taking such a stance is politically safe. The law didn't need to remain in effect in order to serve its purpose, it only needed to be passed. I doubt anyone who drafted the thing will care at this stage, months after the fact."

      Well, of course. But let's take this a step further, and look at who's involved, and why.

      Nearly every bill like this, introduced over the last couple of years in dozens of states, has been written and sponsored by a Democrat. Here in Illinois the bill was pitched by a Democratic legislator and heavily supported by our Democratic governor.

      You may have also noticed Clinton/Lieberman/Etc. making noise about this stuff on the Federal level.

      And you may have noticed that the Democrats did pretty well earlier this month.

      I'm not saying that absurd video game legislation had any significant impact on that success -- obviously there were some much larger factors at work. But I also think we need to be aware of the tangential processes. No matter what the news told us over and over, it wasn't just George Bush and Iraq.

      The Democrats were doing badly, over the course of several elections. They saw that, in part, this was because they had trouble playing to the Family Values audience. I think it's safe to assume that, at some point, someone said, "Hey, let's pick a controversial but safe, 'pro-family' cause and become its loudest champions." Because that's exactly what they've been doing, pretty clearly by design, as a party: cynically championing obviously unconstiutional legislation "for the children," across the board, throughout the country, in an attempt to boost a sagging component in their constituent-portfolio.

      And after a couple of years of doing so, they've started to make headway again.

      I guess... y'know... draw your own conclusions about the voting public. You might note that this particular issue happens to play well with both social conservatives looking for boogey-men and lefty academic types inclined to see violent play as a precursor to war -- sort of the ideal centrist issue, drawing converts without overly alienating the base.

      BTW, I don't mean to slight Democrats in particular. The whole machine works like this.

    16. Re:Paint me surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why is this surprising? That the law was blatantly unconstitutional was clear.

      Hardly. Banning the sale of the games would be unconstitutional. Banning their sale to minors is no more unconstitutional than banning the sale of alcohol to minors, and about as interesting.

    17. Re:Paint me surprised by RsG · · Score: 1
      Hardly. Banning the sale of the games would be unconstitutional. Banning their sale to minors is no more unconstitutional than banning the sale of alcohol to minors, and about as interesting.
      Wrong.

      Games are not alcohol. Games are not cigarettes. Games are entertainment - the same as novels, movies and television. Regulating the sale of books/movies/TV to minors? Unconstitutional.

      Porn is treated as it's own category under law, and in any case would apply to pornographic games regardless. There are broadcast rules, but those given legal justification by the fact that they govern public airwaves - cable, satellite and rental are exempt, as they're opt in (just like gaming). Contrary to what many people think, the restrictions preventing the sale of tickets to R rated movies to minors are put in place by the theaters, not by law - games already have those same restrictions in place (Wal-mart et al will not sell M rated games to kids).

      So your justification for this law isn't substantiated by the facts. If there were prior rulings stating that selling DVDs of violent movies to minors could be regulated, then you might have a point, but in actual fact such laws are similarly seen as unconstitutional. Pretty much the only way to justify censorship is pornographic content (since there are laws governing porn) or broadcast (thus involving the FCC).
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    18. Re:Paint me surprised by rollercoaster375 · · Score: 1
      Games are not alcohol. Games are not cigarettes. Games are entertainment - the same as novels, movies and television. Regulating the sale of books/movies/TV to minors? Unconstitutional.
      They government should easily be able to regulate sales to minors. Explicit content will have just as much of an effect on a person as alcohol or cigarettes will, if not a greater one--the effect will be mental, not physical, that's all. There may not be legal precedent for an action of this sort, but that doesn't mean that it's unconstitutional.
    19. Re:Paint me surprised by RsG · · Score: 1
      There may not be legal precedent for an action of this sort, but that doesn't mean that it's unconstitutional.
      No, there is legal precedent. The precedent is stuff like the ruling in TFA; judgments have invariably favored free speech over nanny-state censorship laws. The precedent is against you.

      They government should easily be able to regulate sales to minors. Explicit content will have just as much of an effect on a person as alcohol or cigarettes will
      Get back to me when games start causing cancer. Or impair your driving. Or ruin your liver, or damage your brain, or clog your cardiovascular system, or... well you get the idea.

      The reason for underage smoking and drinking laws isn't to make up for shitty parenting. The reason for those laws is because the substances they regulate are genuinely harmful. We live in a free society, so we allow adults to risk their health if they so choose, but we do not allow the same for children, as we do not grant them all the rights of an adult.

      Equating entertainment with substances that damage your health as if they're on par is utter, utter bullshit. Period. Even if one were to take the semi-rational argument that people can become desensitized to violence at face value, that still doesn't add up to the same impact as smoking. Only a brain dead monkey (like say, Jack Thompson) could think otherwise.

      Moreover, even if we were to regulate entertainment "for the children", singling out games is unjust; books, movies and TV should get the same treatment. The law does not exist for politicians to make scapegoats with.
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    20. Re:Paint me surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tasering isn't lethal force. Try again.

    21. Re:Paint me surprised by Control+Group · · Score: 1

      It may be futile for me to hope you read this, but your post is interesting, so I'll give this a shot.

      Well I'm sure to get some troll mods for this, but what the hell. There's a certain amount of zealotry in your statement usually only reserved for religion.

      Perhaps. It is a result of seeing various infractions (in my estimation) that persist in modern America, with the majority of people neither knowing nor caring - or worse, being actively complicit. It is a sore subject with me, and I probably do come across as something of a zealot. Feel free to ignore any rhetoric of mine you consider inflammatory.

      The fact that I do not agree that retroactive copyright extensions are unconstitutional should speak to the fact that it is not "blatantly unconstitutional," but if you were arguing with me about it I wouldn't be too put out if you were just sure you were right.

      Given the text of the constitutional clause granting the congress the power to provide for copyright:

      "To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries"

      I do not see how it is possible to retroactively promote the progress of science and useful arts. How Congress in the late nineties can promote progress in the 1920s is entirely beyond me. There is also a possible issue regarding the "limited times" clause, insofar as if Congress is allowed to arbitrarily extend the times every time they are about to expire, I don't believe the times to be limited. However, this is a much trickier issue, admittedly, since the laws as passed do themselves specify a limited (albeit too long, IMHO) time.

      The problem I have is you're arguing with the people whose job it is to decide these matters. (If you want to get REALLY technical, the power to declare laws unconstitutional, which you seem to support, is nowhere to be found in the Constitution.) The case of retroactive extensions was heard and the extensions upheld. Until such time as they review the decision and overturn it, not only are retroactive copyright extensions not blatantly unconstitutional, they are not unconstituional at all. While I know nothing about you specifically, /.'ers often like to make these sort of assertions about Constitutionality without even any legal education which just makes it twice as annoying to me. We'll complain about managers who aren't technical making technical decisions, but in the very next breath we'll argue the law with judges. It really floors me.

      But this argument basically denies anyone who isn't a judge the right to question the laws under which they must live. If such decisions are beyond question by the people whose job it isn't to decide these matters (anyone but judges), then by what process can they be reviewed, as you imply (correctly) is also part of the process? How does the question even get raised? The history of American law is filled with people outside the legal profession questioning the laws as written and upheld, thereby forcing those laws and decisions to be reviewed. Women's suffrage and the Civil Rights movement leap immediately to mind.

      Your argument is that, since judges are the authority on the matter, what they say must not be questioned by mere mortals. I disagree with this position. If my knowledge on a given issue is inadequate to support an opinion I hold, then by all means, please point out what information I'm lacking, and make a case that I'm wrong. While I'm certainly not objective on the matter, I like to think my mind can be changed by compelling arguments.

      Your position seems to be not only an appeal to authority, but that appeal to authority is the only way to let these matters be decided. I do not agree, if for no other reason than the logical conclusion of your argument is that the current state of legal affairs is, by definition, properly constitutional. The problem is that the same statement could have been mad

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  4. The religious right is against Homeric themes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't want their kids going greek.

    1. Re:The religious right is against Homeric themes by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Hey ... bend over like a man and take it.

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    2. Re:The religious right is against Homeric themes by Reverend528 · · Score: 1
      Hey ... bend over like a man and take it.

      You know, people might be more accepting of your homersexuality if you weren't constantly shoving it in peoples... uh... faces.

    3. Re:The religious right is against Homeric themes by Debello · · Score: 1

      If you ask me, this bill was used to get the Christian vote by whatever politician who proposed it.

  5. So, Greek and Roman Gods are ok? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What about Hindi ones?

    Or Aztec?

    Or Celtic?

    That said, good ruling.

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    1. Re:So, Greek and Roman Gods are ok? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the allmighty playboy? Oh how us slashdotters worship thee, making our daily sacrifice upon your alter.

      My ten minute workplace washroom break with PDA is truely a religious experience. Salvation is literally at hand.

    2. Re:So, Greek and Roman Gods are ok? by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As silly as this may sound, but I think Playboy is a good example of how ridiculous I feel the government is in regulating obscenity... including pornography.

      Despite being 20 and male, I've never read an issue of Playboy (and no, I'm not gay, I'm just about asexual), but from what I've seen, I'd be hard pressed to say it has "no artistic value" or societal value at all. We're not talking about an exaggerated woman etched on a building with spraypaint. It's professional photographers and models doing their job.

      I don't know, but I'm just strongly against any form of government or societal control over what is "obscene." We have freedom of speech, not freedom of selective sight and vision, or the freedom to never have to see or here what we don't like. If you don't like what someone is doing, you have the right to tell them to fuck off (though don't be surprised if they express the same feelings unto you).

      If you want to keep Playboy or Maxim or whatever out of Young Sebatian's hands, just teach him why he shouldn't do something, try to watch him, and that's it. ('Cause 2 things parents need to note: Kids are resourceful and will likely find NEW ways to get what they want, regardless of what YOU say. And believe it or not, children have minds, can think and, gasp, might even have some responsibilty for their actions! And secondly, saying, "NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS!" tends to make people want something MORE.)

    3. Re:So, Greek and Roman Gods are ok? by MMaestro · · Score: 1

      Well if you count Freedom Force versus The Third Reich, Aztec gods have already been used in video games. Shiva is used in nearly Final Fantasy game and shes based off of a Hindu god. If you dig around games like D&D you could probably find references to Celtic gods as well.

    4. Re:So, Greek and Roman Gods are ok? by chaosite · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah. Just look at Lena.

  6. upcoming video game titles based on this ruling: by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    "the catcher in the rye", a very bloody fps

    "death of a salesman", the graphic language mmorpg

    "to kill a mockingbird", with an orgy scene

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  7. Old news? by lpangelrob · · Score: 4, Informative

    I can't really figure out where the new news is in this, seeing as we're already on the "Illinois ain't paying squat" part of this saga.

    Blagojevich hasn't paid for video lawsuit as judge ordered (Chicago Tribune, reg. required, subscription-free Sun Times here.)

    ...[L]awyers from Jenner & Block in Washington, D.C. say they haven't received the money or an explanation for the delay, according to court documents. So they went back to the courtroom earlier this month to ask the judge to force the administration to comply.

    Chalk up another horrible idea to good ol' Rod, (illegally importing drugs from Canada, buying $2.5 million of non-FDA approved flu shots). But all's well - we voted him in another 4 years too.

    1. Re:Old news? by kinglink · · Score: 1

      Just remember, it isn't Illinois if it isn't hopelessly political, corrupt, and inept. Once and while we can toss in illegal too.

      I recently moved here, and between here, Florida and Massachuttes, I have to say I've lost all hope for the country. Though with my luck the next state I'll reach is California. At least there I'll get to watch the Terminator put the smack down on the state congress every so often.

    2. Re:Old news? by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      offtopic:

      good, he should break those laws.
      unless of course those drug companies are shipping substandard drugs to canada...
      Which I kind of doubt.

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    3. Re:Old news? by EvanED · · Score: 1
      From your article:

      Blagojevich spokesman Gerardo Cardenas would not discuss the fee payment beyond saying the state "will comply with any court order." He refused to explain why the administration hasn't complied with the Aug. 9 court order or when it will do so.


      Sometimes I think it would be great fun to be a journalist. You could write paragraphs like this about our politicians all the time...
    4. Re:Old news? by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      I believe he called the state congress "Economic Girly Men" in a somewhat-recent speech. If nothing else, living there would be comedic gold!

    5. Re:Old news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once again did not vote for Mr Blah. If he would pay for his own transportation to work and for his own residence and his own staff, then I would a little less to dislike the man for. However, those in Chicago love the fact that the Governor of IL is living up there with them instead of the Governor's Mansion in the state capital of Springfield. And they keep voting for him.

      Right now we have to pay for both residences and staff, and his transportation back and forth from Chicago. All the while he cuts programs due to lack of funds and also spends money on video game legislation that is known to be thrown out. I don't think he has done any good for the state of Illinois. The state of Chicago? Yes, but the state of Illinois? Nope.

    6. Re:Old news? by Vengie · · Score: 1

      What's your problem with Massachusetts? The SJC has a good head on its shoulders, the legislature is no group of dummies, and the general populace was smarter than to elect that homophobic, racist, spiteful bitch, instead opting for their first black man, who happens to have his shit together in a big way. Plus we have the first circuit. Oh bruce selya, love him or hate him, you respect him.

      [Funny you picked California -- oh Ahnuld.....]

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    7. Re:Old news? by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      Whenever I get depressed about Good ol Rod, I just remind myself that there is a decent chance that he'll go the way of George Ryan.

      The really sad thing is that the corruption moves through all spectrums of Illinois bureaucracy including the schools. You'd be AMAZED at the amount of waste going on there.

  8. The Slashdot title is misleading by slapout · · Score: 1

    It implies that any sales of such games would be prohibited. In reality, it would prohibit minors from purchasing them, like the way they are prohibited from purchasing cigarettes.

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    1. Re:The Slashdot title is misleading by smaddox · · Score: 1

      Yes, but saying these are the same implies that seeing a naked lady causes direct physical damage to the child (in the way smoking cigarettes does). This is just not the case.

    2. Re:The Slashdot title is misleading by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

      You say that as though you are surprised!

      Slashdot has had a long and honorable history of putting headlines out that provide more sound and fury than the actual article.

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    3. Re:The Slashdot title is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids can't buy porno mags. Cartoon porn in video games is fine for children to buy though?

  9. exposed breasts = PG rating in movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would expect nothing stricter for computer games.

  10. Actual Opinion by PakProtector · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a link to the actual opinion and ruling?

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  11. No, you can't have censorship. by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

    Not yours.

  12. Don't forget the game. by SSChicken · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I fully agree with the ruling. It's laws like this which would have prevented me from buying the game "Civilization II" because there's an exposed breast in the background of the games 'desktop' (behind the windows if you move them)

  13. Two comments by n0mad6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) I'm assuming the members of the court have either not played God of War, not read the Odyssey, or both
    2) I find the idea of considering one brief scene of polygonal breasts to be the most damaging aspect of God of War with regards to children... shocking, quite frankly.

    1. Re:Two comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If they don't rule in favor of gaming, they're idiots.

      If they do rule in favor, they way they do it is stupid.

      Take your fucking victory and be happy for once.

    2. Re:Two comments by Hamilton+Lovecraft · · Score: 1

      You're shocked to learn that American culture is fine with violence and totally timid about sex? Have you seen a Hollywood film in the last 30 years?

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    3. Re:Two comments by laffer1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People can't have it both ways.. women want to breast feed in public. Women like to wear practically nothing at the beach. Sears likes to send underwear ads in the sunday newspaper. Then video games are immoral for showing the same thing in an often ANIMATED way.

      If society choses to be modest in every other way then they can regulate video games. Many video games are played by adults... so much in fact that Nintendo released a console targeted toward them! Just as the simpsons isn't meant for a 5 year old, not all video games are for little tikes. I think my cousin could handle most of the games in my collection (he's a minor) but I wouldn't let him play doom 3. However, his parents let me play doom at 15 (just a little older) at their home when he was almost 2. Its up to them to sensor him and not the government, the PTA, or anyone else.

      1. Parents should be responsible for their children. That includes their behavior and what they view/see.
      2. Parents should monitor what their children do online and offline. They should teach them what they expect and how to be safe.
      3. When someone tries to solicit a child online, its not just that persons fault. Its also the parents fault for not watching their child, letting them use myspace or ET or whatever.
      4. Parents need to learn their kid doesn't get a cut in line or special favors. Nothing is that much greater about your kid than every other kid on the planet and if there was it would be on CNN right now.

      I could have handled most if not all video games in my teens. Hell i was playing doom and leisure suit larry at 16. I didn't blow up anything, threaten anyone or have 8 children with a bunch of child support. I guess video games aren't the only motivating factor in society! Heaven forbid I might have learned something from my parents and others.

    4. Re:Two comments by RsG · · Score: 1

      Well, for 1), I'd point out that in cases like this the judges involved would be shown the game (as in, watch somebody else play it), or read summaries about it. I haven't played GoW, but I know enough about it to think that a passing look, or a general summary, would tell a judge that it's borrowed (loosely) from Greek mythology.

      Moreover, the gist of the argument from TFS seems to be that actual Greek mythology is plenty bloody already. Ergo it is inconsistent to limit the expression of a game borrowing from that mythology while treating the original stories as high art, or protected speech. This is akin to the argument brought up on /. whenever stories like this emerge that if you want to shield children from violent or sexual themes, the first thing you should ban from their lives is the bible. Yet it's invariably the fundies who push hardest for censorship in the name of "decency".

      As for 2), this is the US we're talking about. There's this pervasive puritanical notion that sex is an evil corrupting thing, whereas violence is not. I happen to agree with the second part (I don't think exposing children to fake violence is going to do any harm), but I'll freely admit the first part isn't at all rational.

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    5. Re:Two comments by DorkusMasterus · · Score: 1

      Maybe he thought God of War was a game he used to play on his Magnavox Odyssey? ;)

    6. Re:Two comments by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      "1) I'm assuming the members of the court have either not played God of War, not read the Odyssey, or both
      "

      This is what witnesses are used for. Both sides need full opportunity to challenge any evidence, which would be impossible if the judge went off and performed an independant investigation. The question of whether or not GOW is similar to Odyssey or whether Odyssey has any educational value is up to expert witnesses to testify to. Judges are not capable of knowing what has educational value or not. They do not decide the curriculum and are experts on the law, nothing more. They are expected to remain unbiased by their own prejudice (i.e. personal opinion as to whether or not Odyssey is educational). If a Judge read Oddyssey and said "personally I think Oddyssey is crap, therefore I rule it is not educational" would anyone in the public feel like justice is served? Judges opinions are reserved to issues of the meaning of LAW.. not literature.

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    7. Re:Two comments by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that the people who want our society to loosen up when it comes to the human body and the people who decry the loosening of our standards of modesty are not actually the same people.

    8. Re:Two comments by alais4 · · Score: 1

      That's what they SHOULD do. But society shouldn't let bad parents pass on horrible habits to their children, in the same way that the mandatory education was formed so that uneducated parents weren't allowed to keep their kids uneducated as well. I agree that the law was too vague to be constitutional, but the government should do something, at least, to prevent obviously (key word!) prurient graphic/sexual scenes from the eyes of children.

    9. Re:Two comments by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "When someone tries to solicit a child online, its not just that persons fault. Its also the parents fault..."

      If that "someone" knows they are talking to a minor then how the fuck is it anyone else's fault?

      BTW: Just a guess here but your not a parent are you?

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    10. Re:Two comments by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Because the parent (or someone) gave access to the internet unattended to the child! I remember what I did on the internet at 16 in my room. I had a PC in my room with a password only I knew for internet access. My parents were clueless. Based on that experience, I think anyone who gives free reign on the net to a child is an idiot.

      Conversely, there are good parents who try to monitor their kids. I had a coworker who caught her 13 year old daughter talking to a 23 year old guy. The were already exchanging pictures! After that, she asked me about monitoring IM conversations and I told her about the various keyloggers you can get for IM software. Simple prevention and taking responsibility as a parent can go a long way. People only get angry after something happens to their kid. Where were they before? I know its popular to let children do anything they want now.

      No, I'm not a parent since my wife doesn't want children.

    11. Re:Two comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hell

    12. Re:Two comments by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "No, I'm not a parent since my wife doesn't want children."

      Yes I can tell by the way you blame parents for everything, it's fairly obvious that you have only been on one side of the parent-child relationship. I'm not saying bad parents don't exist, it's just that the vast majority are not the clueless idiots you seem to think they are.

      "I remember what I did on the internet at 16 in my room. I had a PC in my room with a password only I knew for internet access."

      In many places a 16yo is considered responsible enough to drive a car, by the sounds of things you could not be trusted to drive a PC. That may or may not be due to the way you were raised by your parents. Take my word for it, if you do eventually have kids they WILL pull similar stunts on you, most people learn to lie through their teeth around the same time they learn to talk.

      "I had a coworker who caught her 13 year old daughter talking to a 23 year old guy. The were already exchanging pictures!"

      If it was my kid the first step would not be installing keyloggers, it would be to get on the PC and tell the 23yo to fuck off. Protecting your child and raising them into a well adjusted adult has virtually nothing to do with monitoring thier web access 24/7.

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  14. Re:upcoming video game titles based on this ruling by Bonker · · Score: 4, Funny

    "to kill a mockingbird", with an orgy scene

    Wait, what?

    Atticus better not find out about that or Scout and Jem are going to be in TROUBLE!

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  15. WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A breast is weapon of mass destruction...and must be stopped.

    1. Re:WMD by popeye44 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No.. Breasts are weapons of MASS DISTRACTION.. get it right..

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  16. Total Bullshit by vivin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, what ever happened to Parenting? I hate all these "Oh will someone think of all the poor children!" laws. I understand that we need these laws to a certain extent, but come on. Seriously, if I was concerned that my children would be exposed to extremely violent games, or overtly sexual games, then I would monitor what I got them. Isn't that also why have ESRB ratings?

    Increasingly, people are looking for scapegoats for violent or antisocial behaviour in children. Honestly, you can either chalk it up to bad parenting, or just the innate propensity of our species to violence.

    So like I said, it's all bullshit. I'm glad this was struck down.

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    1. Re:Total Bullshit by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but has any politician lost their job over this crap? If not, then we're still encouraging them to do this stuff.

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    2. Re:Total Bullshit by DesertEagleMan · · Score: 1

      In a simple world this would work. Unfortunately, kids will play with other kids that have bad parents. Simply being a good parent in no ways will prevent a child from gaining access to things that are inappropriate. Its sad though that we live in a world that even requires us contemplating these ridiculous laws.

    3. Re:Total Bullshit by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Which means that it's your job to teach your kid to distinguish right from your in your stead. It's hard, and it takes commitment, being consistent, and paying attention to who your kid's friends are, what they're doing, what they think, and so on, but that's called "parenting". We contemplate these laws because parents think it's too much work to worry about what their kids are doing, and we live in a society where responsibility is routinely laid on inanimate objects (alcohol, guns, video games, drugs, etc.) to deflect it from the real perpetrators (the lazy, amoral, immoral, criminal, etc.)

    4. Re:Total Bullshit by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if I was concerned that my children would be exposed to extremely violent games, or overtly sexual games, then I would monitor what I got them.

      That's very admirable, but how exactly would you go about monitoring what you get them?

      Without some kind of censorship how do you know that Blues Clues Holiday Special DVD you just bought for your kids doesn't come with a bonus episode of "Joe Goes Apeshit In A Brothel And Shoots Kittens"?

      The simple truth is that you can't watch everything your kids are exposed to 24/7. Today it's video games, what about billboards tomorrow? Will a "responsible parent" just have to keep their kids indoors?

      There are some very, very sick people out there and I'm damned if I'm going to let them poison my kids minds.

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    5. Re:Total Bullshit by Josh+Triplett · · Score: 1
      Without some kind of censorship how do you know that Blues Clues Holiday Special DVD you just bought for your kids doesn't come with a bonus episode of "Joe Goes Apeshit In A Brothel And Shoots Kittens"?


      That doesn't require censorship, just a rating system. Rating systems don't require government assistance, except in the form of laws against fraud (claiming a rating without having it, or making incorrect claims about content). In your example: you know that because you saw the big "G" or "TV-Y" rating logo on the box, and you have some degree of trust that the appearance of that logo occurred legally, because the trademark holders on those logos would sue anyone who used them for content to which they did not apply.
    6. Re:Total Bullshit by Shajenko42 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You know, what ever happened to Parenting?
      What happened was the rising necessity for both parents to work, brought about by the downfall of unions and the upsurge in offshoring (manufacturing first).

      Want more parenting? Improve the lot of the average worker.
    7. Re:Total Bullshit by Eivind · · Score: 1
      That's the funny thing about this ruling.

      God of war is one of the more brutal ps2-games there is. You rip peoples (well, medusas) heads off, you impale caged prisoners that pose no threat to you, you slaugther hordes of enemies, blood flying.

      Still, the aspect of it they're concerned with is the fact that there's a scene or two where you can spot a naked breast for a second or two, you can also choose to have sex with two whores once you arrive in Athen, the sex is off-camera (you see only a shaking bed and hear "ohs" and "ahs" -- you win a few red orbs if you manage to bring the girls to orgasm.)

      Still -- the sexuality is a very minor part of God of War, occupying no more than 1% of the gameplay. Raw violence on the other hand occupised like 90% of the gameplay.

      It's an excellent game. It's not a suitable game for small children. Sexuality is however the least of the reasons.

    8. Re:Total Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened was the rising necessity for both parents to work, brought about by the downfall of unions and the upsurge in offshoring (manufacturing first).

      Want more parenting? Improve the lot of the average worker.


      If you can't afford kids, don't have them.

      Raising children is a lifelong commitment that should be undertaken for the good of the children; not for the whims of the parents. If more people understood this, society would be a lot better off.

    9. Re:Total Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still -- the sexuality is a very minor part of God of War, occupying no more than 1% of the gameplay. Raw violence on the other hand occupised like 90% of the gameplay.

      Substitute "gameplay" with "Iliad" and you're still spot on.

      And you don't impale the caged prisoner, you burn him alive. That was sincerely disturbing.

  17. Re:upcoming video game titles based on this ruling by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    Ah, Holden Caulfield, the precursor to today's emo kids...that game should be a hit!

  18. What's next?? by surprise_audit · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So what's next after games that show a brief shot of a breast?? Pornographic literature?? It should be really interesting watching the fallout from that... The Song of Solomon is fairly explicit, and there's all kinds of violence in the other books of the Old Testament. But wait, the government can't get involved in religion, so they can't ban the Bible. But wait, it's pornographic and violent!! Arggh...:)

    Anyway, does the game show a shot of a *real* breast, or one drawn by an artist?? If drawn breasts are as bad as the real thing, a lot of famous artworks are going to be banned too...

    1. Re:What's next?? by Shados · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But remember, its videogames! They don't go by the same rule as "real" art, duh!

      It is rediculous how people forget history and let it happen over and over. Anyone take a modern history book, and read about north american culture in 50-60 years ago. People DID talk about books the way they talk about videogames today. I'm not sure about protestant-land, but in catholic areas, fort the longest time books like The Three Musketeers were -BANNED- because of their content. A few centuries before, paintings and such were often shunned down or banned because of similar things

      Now its video games.

      Anyone wants to make a long term bet with me? 10$ that within 50-60 years, you'll hear conservatives go "OMG! All these Virtual Reality Systems are teaching our kids the worse things! They should play console videogames so their brains don't rot away, like we did in the good old days!"

      Anything thats new is automaticaly a scapegoat for everything bad in society. For now, its videogames and movies.

    2. Re:What's next?? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There's all kinds of violence and sex in the bible, besides your examples there's lots of other good ones. The bible teaches some amazingly fucked up lessons anyway, though. Lot's daughters get him drunk and rape him in order to carry on their genetic line, and are praised for this in the bible. I mean, it's an incredibly twisted book.

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    3. Re:What's next?? by RsG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a quote by Douglas Adams along those same lines:
      "Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things."

      Slightly off topic, but still apt. The people who get snookered into thinking these laws are a good thing are very much in the last category.

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    4. Re:What's next?? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      You say that as a joke. A friend of mine is taking a community-college-level intro to becoming a teacher course, and one of the things they did was went to the local art exhibit. Some of his classmates -- these are people who are planning on becoming high-school teachers, remember -- were saying "I think it's awful that they'd show that in public" (a copy of Michelangelo's "David") and "why is he standing so faggy?" (Donatello's "David".)
      For that matter, do you remember when John Ashcroft insisted on putting clothes on the statue of Justice in the White House? (I think that was primarily because he was tired of seeing his sweaty red face as he started yet another rant, with Justice's huge bronze boobs behind him, framing his head.)

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    5. Re:What's next?? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      It wasn't so much of a joke, really. It wasn't so long ago that various "think of the children!!" activists were insisting that libraries filter internet content. Then it turned out that the filters block some political websites, as well as one (or more) showing the Constitution, and don't even *consider* trying to look up information about breast cancer...

      And then there was that stupidity about disallowing the Ten Commandments to be displayed in a courthouse, except in cases where it is allowed

      Some of his classmates -- these are people who are planning on becoming high-school teachers, remember -- were saying "I think it's awful that they'd show Michangelo's David in public"

      Any idea how those folks feel about the Venus de Milo?? I mean, there seems to be this kind of double standard in censorship, where it may or may not be perfectly OK to show boobs and even pubes, as long as they're on a female, but you'll *never* see a guys' dangly bits...

    6. Re:What's next?? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I think that's an interesting double standard. Partly it's because there was a strong Western European tradition of female nudity in art during the Middle Ages, so people are just coasting, and I think partly it's because both men and women are somewhat more innately comfortable with female nudity than male nudity, as being less threatening. But I may be entirely wrong with that.
      Doesn't the Venus have her hand covering her not-dangly-bits, by the way? Not that that changes the overall idea, and there are plenty of other examples in art, but I suspect it might get a pass because it's only breasts and breasts in public have been marginally acceptable for centuries, although it's varied a lot. In some periods, women had breast-displaying fancy outfits in the French and German royal courts, whereas in the 1920's my grandfather was arrested and ticketed for appearing shirtless on a beach in Georgia.

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    7. Re:What's next?? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Well, she's armless, so no hands, but there's a toga/sheet hanging off her hips. If that butt-crack is anything to go by, she would have been a pretty good plumber...

    8. Re:What's next?? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Bad me: I was thinking about Boticelli's "Birth of Venus". I fail art class for today.

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    9. Re:What's next?? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Don't feel too bad - that one would be banned too, judging by the exposed nipples... :)

    10. Re:What's next?? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      But there again: one of my favorite places to stay, the Hotel Colorado in Glenwood Springs, CO, has an *enormous* version of that painting in the stairway, two stories high by about 15m wide, and nobody seems to mind boobs the size of medium-size children right out there in public -- or, I should say, the painting's been there for 70 years or so, so if people do mind they're not making much noise about it. I don't see that with any version of the David statues outside of art museums. Weird people in this country, man.

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  19. Re:Old News by NiteShaed · · Score: 1
    Can't you read? In August 2005,... This is OVER a year old, and was posted then, too (http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/08/11/2 14250 [slashdot.org]).


    Okay, now lets see the rest of that:
    In August 2005, the Illinois State Legislature enacted the Sexually Explicit Video Game Law

    The point of the article is the new ruling, and not the legislation itself, so I'd say the submitter reads just fine.
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  20. The Ruling by PakProtector · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a copy of the ruling: ESA v. Illinois

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  21. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See also 'Related Stories'.

  22. Good grief... by Duncan3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How exactly did Americans get so completely uptight about boobs and yet graphic violence and games about killing cops are just fine. It's completely insane.

    Must be a fundamentalist involved in there somewhere, the quesiton is only which religion?

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    1. Re:Good grief... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Violence isn't "just fine" with everyone. Say what you will about him, but at least the guy's consistent, unlike the fundies.

    2. Re:Good grief... by inviolet · · Score: 4, Interesting
      How exactly did Americans get so completely uptight about boobs and yet graphic violence and games about killing cops are just fine. It's completely insane.

      Take care here. Calling something 'insane' or 'evil' or 'nuts' explains nothing, but it kills your own motivation to seek further understanding. Whereas almost all human behavior is actually understandable.

      In this case, America is sexually repressed. That is why sex appeal can sell practically anything, and why an unclothed breast gets all the Normals so excited. The clamor for censorship is their way of quieting the ensuing cognitive dissonance.

      A possible secondary element is the approach that American women have taken towards nudity. In order to maximize the emotional impact (and hence the indirect financial value) of exposing their own breasts, American women demand a ban on all public sensual exposures of female breasts. They're just maximizing profit by shrinking the supply, you see. Contrast this situation to Europe, in which sensual breast exposures are ubiquitous and so European men get no thrill out of getting the same from their mates.

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    3. Re:Good grief... by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1
      I'm interested in the second part of your comment: "In order to maximize the emotional impact (and hence the indirect financial value) of exposing their own breasts, American women demand a ban on all public sensual exposures of female breasts."


      Is this speculation or is it an actual sociological theory?

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    4. Re:Good grief... by Rufty · · Score: 1

      Is this speculation or is it an actual sociological theory?
      Yes.

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    5. Re:Good grief... by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the useful reply... I was hoping for some insight into where the idea came from, not your inane comment.

      Seriously though, I'm not a sociologist, point me in a direction so that I can hope to understand.

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    6. Re:Good grief... by flynns · · Score: 1

      Actually, the comment was less inane than it initially appears. He has indicated to you that it is both speculation and sociological theory. If you seriously want to do more research on this thought, google 'human sexuality'.

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    7. Re:Good grief... by DJCouchyCouch · · Score: 1

      "and why an unclothed breast gets all the Normals so excited" You know you're a big geek when the first thing you think is of a 3d model with arrow vectors sticking out from each face going "Wheeeee Boobies!!!!" DJCC

    8. Re:Good grief... by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1
      I understand that the inherent difficulty in testing sociological theory dictates that it will forever remain speculation.

      Since the parent of this sub-thread gave the air of a learned sociologist, I was hoping the poster could tell me the name of the theory's author.

      Surely you understand the absurdity in googling 'Human Sexuality'. I seriously would like to do more research, but, being a lay-person in sociology I need more help than Google. Were the topic in an area I am more accustomed to researching, I would not have posted a reply in the first place.

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    9. Re:Good grief... by flynns · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah, well, there's that. Google's a start, though, and limiting your search to sites that end in .edu can filter some of the more worthless dreck (and introduce new, different worthless dreck! :D ) Good luck anyway. :)

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    10. Re:Good grief... by inviolet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's not sociological theory, it's economic theory. It all becomes obvious when you realize (or should I say accept?) that sex is a service which women trade on the open market. The presence of prostitutes creates a free market for sex, which puts a competitive pressure on wives. Prostitutes drive down the "fair market value" of wife-provided sex, which in turn means that wives cannot drain as many resources (emotional, physical, financial, etc.) from their husbands as they otherwise might. This is the primary reason why women oppose prostitution.

      Of course they say that their oppposition is out of "concern for the prostitutes' wellbeing", but not even they believe such a claim, when it is so obvious that the illegality is precisely what makes prostitution so squalid and dangerous.

      As for academic research, bear in mind that this is a Politically Incorrect subject, because we all know that Marriage Is About True Love. Nobody likes it when you prod that particular cherished belief. But for a start, read Edlund and Korn's "Theory of Prostitution" paper, in which (among other things) they attempted to explain why prostitutes are paid so much per hour. They found that a prostitute's hourly rate is comparable and proportional to the values she is sacrificing by not marrying. The rest can be inferred, and (to my eye) directly observed.

      I would like to see a study of the average cost of first-date-through-marriage courtship in a country which bans prostitution versus one which allows it (e.g. Netherlands). If I'm right, the total cost will be noticeably lower in places where prostitution lowers the value of the sex she bargains with.

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    11. Re:Good grief... by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1
      He has indicated to you that it is both speculation and sociological theory.

      Not really A AND B is not the same as A OR B. He answered "yes" to the second.

    12. Re:Good grief... by inviolet · · Score: 1

      Reply is given elsewhere in this thread.

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    13. Re:Good grief... by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1
      Contrast this situation to Europe, in which sensual breast exposures are ubiquitous and so European men get no thrill out of getting the same from their mates.

      Besides this statement being a little bit too strong, my perception about public sensuality in the US is that here there's a very strong, well defined barrier of what's allowed and what not: You can show a side boob, but not even insinuate a nipple. Because of this, there is a little bit of obsession with showing as much (sens/sex)uality as possible without breaking the limits, and you get things like dry humping on MTV at 5pm, which would be not intolerable, but a little bit off record in most places in Europe. Not that I didn't enjoy my share of it when I used to go clubbing around here while in college (I came from Spain to study).

    14. Re:Good grief... by icepick72 · · Score: 1

      Your post is such a pure scientific take on a very emotional issue. The contrast made me laugh. I don't disagree with you. I'm still laughing. Thank you for making my day. I think I'm envisioning husbands trying to explain away infidelity to their wives with your argument ... I'm still laughing harder the more I think about it ...

    15. Re:Good grief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent funny! PLEASE!

    16. Re:Good grief... by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      Per the Discovery Channel, the price of sexual favors from a hooker hasn't changed relative to the price of bread since Rome was busy invading the British Isles. Interesting people those Romans, the soldiers had coins printed up with sexual positions on one side & amounts on the other, that way they didn't need to speak the local language to get what they wanted.

    17. Re:Good grief... by nuzak · · Score: 1

      It was inane and misogynistic, but like it's got a kernel of truth: "mystique" is a behavior and attitude that women are conditioned to express from the start, and the tease is a part of it. Mystique gets you places, it gets you what you want, and thus has some tangible value. Not that mystique is entirely absent among nudists, but it's certainly harder to convey by simply dressing skimpy.

      I don't pretend to offer a deeper analysis, and I don't think I'd go looking to the original poster for it either.

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  23. Re:upcoming video game titles based on this ruling by NTiOzymandias · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know nobody will ever read this post but I still gotta point out, we already have a weird modern rendition of Dante's Inferno on our hands.

  24. I'll never figure out... by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

    ...why the sight of a bare female breast is forbidden while depictions of horrific violence are fine.

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    1. Re:I'll never figure out... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Neither will I. And when I asked my mother, who feels exactly that way, she couldn't give anything close to a satisfactory answer. Or even a logical one, for that matter. Something about "do you want to see breasts?" (yes :p but I responded "I'm not bothered by it") and something so illogical or off-topic about why violence is better that I can't even remember what she said.

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    2. Re:I'll never figure out... by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      I guess it goes like this: because violence is something between you and society, while sex is something between you and family. In other words, as a man you're expected to be violent at times, otherwise you won't survive, but as a man you're also expected to be a monogamous family father. So, watching violence is mere training, while watching pornography is getting progressively corrupted.

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    3. Re:I'll never figure out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while sex is something between you and family

      You may want to phrase that one differently ;)

    4. Re:I'll never figure out... by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      Lol! Yes, I guess so. :D

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  25. If it was just that by hclyff · · Score: 1

    If I understand it correctly, this isn't even about sex, it's about a part of body (a breast in this case). I believe that children should know how human body looks like. Don't you have biology classes in the US? Do you use textbooks with pictures?

    1. Re:If it was just that by topham · · Score: 1


      Come on, biology has nothing to do with creationism, why would they teach it?

    2. Re:If it was just that by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      Where I live, in New York, yes, we sometimes had naked pictures in our textbook, with nary a word of complaint from anyone.

      However, there really are people in this country who are outraged by the demonic, seductive, and totally inappropriate images of naked female bosoms on websites designed to discuss breast cancer. Honestly, what good could come from talking about "Satan's Tits," as they should be properly called?

      To be fair, I'm sure almost all 1st world nations have people like this. They just tend to have a larger voice in America (from my perspective) whereas in other countries, the majority seem quicker to tell them to sit down, shut up, and realize that 99.9% of people who bathe each day will see at least one set of genitals per day.

    3. Re:If it was just that by ultranova · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I'm sure almost all 1st world nations have people like this. They just tend to have a larger voice in America (from my perspective) whereas in other countries, the majority seem quicker to tell them to sit down, shut up,

      Actually we just ignore them. There's not much point arguing with lunatics.

      and realize that 99.9% of people who bathe each day will see at least one set of genitals per day.

      Since approximately 0.6% of world's population is blind, and I know of no statistical link between being blind and not taking baths, I'd say that you're incorrect :).

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    4. Re:If it was just that by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      To be serious for a second, the problem is with the people who DO listen to the lunatics. And sadly, there are more than a few of them.

      And have you ever tried to shower without your eyes open? It's damn hard! Good luck even FINDING the bathroom. Besides, blind people touch EVERYTHING. Meaning they... touch... themselves... Oh, my poor virgin mind! God cleanse my mind's eye!

  26. Safety by cybereal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I gazed above
    as often I do
    the clouds had parted
    the light shone through
    I thought to myself
    as often I do
    "Teh boobies r safe!"
    I cried. "Woohoo!"

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    1. Re:Safety by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

      I think we just found the next quote of the day.

  27. Governor Rod by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    I live in Illinois. We just re-elected Rod Blagojevich, the governor who endorsed this crappy law. The guy's a schmuck.

    1. Re:Governor Rod by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but Topinka was no better.

      As a Libertarian, I'm always torn around election time. Do I vote for the Democratic candidate that believes in social justice, but wants to take my firearms away, do I vote for the Republican candidate that will let me keep my firearms, but wants to take away my porn, or do I vote for the Libertarian candidate that has no chance of being elected?

    2. Re:Governor Rod by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Agreed on the crappy choice. The fault is really with the Democratic machine in the state, for not fighting to get in an intelligent person with principles. That would be antithetical to the machine, anyhow. But in this case, Rod wants to take away your porn too, in order to curry favor with the Illinois entrenched republicans.

  28. Or The Bible by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I sure wouldn't want my kids to get ahold of an interactive and complete version of The Bible. There's still plenty of good reasons to read about the things we don't want to act out (eh the Holocaust).


    That aside I'm pretty frustrated with the Judges deciding which laws to enforce these days. Interpret.

  29. One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christianity.

  30. Excellent news by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's no surprise that this has been struck down as unconstitutional. Unconstitutional anti-video games bills seem to have become a hobby for legislators recently. But it works for us.

    We now have an argument backing games as freedom of speech from a respected independent organisation, and not only that, it uses a highly respected literary work to make its point. I'd say the Illionois legislature did the games industry a serious favour here.

  31. I hope they get TKAM right in the game version by kt0157 · · Score: 1

    I hope there actually is some killing of mockingbirds in the game version. I, like Homer Simpson, was sorely disappointed with the original book on this matter.

    K.

    1. Re:I hope they get TKAM right in the game version by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1

      The game will have that as well as pirates, ninjas, and flying burning sharks.

    2. Re:I hope they get TKAM right in the game version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And lens flare, and motion blur?

      And of course, the soundtrack would consist of final countdown.

  32. Seriously guys by Garret_Duran · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Did anyone read this?

    It was a law that outlawed the sale of sexually explicit video games to _MINORS_.

    Now if the law was really extremely vague and open to abuse then it was rightly struck down. The premise of the law, I think, was in the right direction.

    Think about it, little 8 year old Timmy should not be able to by a copy of Leisure Suit Larry. This is not censorship.

    Seriously, come on everyone.

    1. Re:Seriously guys by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      > Think about it, little 8 year old Timmy should not be able to by a copy of Leisure Suit Larry. This is not censorship

      True. So make it illegal for 8 year old Timmy to buy such a game--and hold the parents responsible. These laws, more and more, do nothing but criminalize people who are just doing their jobs. In many ways the person selling the video games has a thousand other things on their mind other than carding every kid who comes in to buy/trade video games. Why should s/he be responsible for parenting every person who walks through the door?

      Take things like this and think about them in a different society. A good way is to consider the same (or one as comparable as possible) one thousand years ago. Is there any excuse for allowing the supposedly precious, innocent, vulnerable children loose in the marketplace? In today's society the excuse is often similar to,"But the parents are so busy--with work, with social responsibilities, with groceries, with cooking and cleaning and on and on and on." This usually boils down to,"The parents are overtaxed, overworked, and too enamoured with their personal social position and and drama filled lives to look after their own kids."

      So why are parents overtaxed? Could it be a bloated and corrupt political system which wastes millions debating useless crap like this? Just might be. So why are parents overworked? Could it be they're overtaxed, in combination being underpaid due to overly greedy upper-upper management siphoning off corporate profits, in combination with a stock market which simplifies to little more than an elaborate casino style pyramid scheme? Just might be. Why are parents so caught up with their own social position and drama filled lives? Could it be because, considering they're overworked and overtaxed, they, as human beings, are suffering from multiple stress related disorders and, as any overstressed biological system will do, are simply beginning to break down and fall apart at the seams and improperly set priorities? Just might be.

      It's all very cyclical and one set of bad circumstances inevitably feeds the others which influence circumstances which exascerbate the first set of bad circumstances. If the entire system is analyzed I think it would be found that the corruption in government and the enormous graft between the state and federal levels of government to Wall Street and big business are the primary contributing factors to the majority of ills in our society.

      I don't have all the answers but, when all is said and done, I've got a much better handle on this situation than anyone else I've met--in corporate America, in the communities, in the Church, or on the street.

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    2. Re:Seriously guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Think about it, little 8 year old Timmy should not be able to by a copy of Leisure Suit Larry. This is not censorship.

      Seriously, come on everyone.

      Oh, horseshit. If Timmy is my kid and I think he should have it, then he should be able to get it.

      Just because your parenting skills are not up tp snuff, my family shouldn't be affected. Fuck you and all your PC soft-science pushers.

    3. Re:Seriously guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This usually boils down to,"The parents are overtaxed, overworked, and too enamoured with their personal social position and and drama filled lives to look after their own kids."

      Absolutely correct. What makes anyone think parents a hundred years ago had it easy? Life was tough. Maybe the kids didn't get into trouble because they were working twelve hours a day in factories.

      People just fill up their lives with whatever is really important to them. When women were relieved of some of the daily chores like washing clothes at the creek and sweeping the dirt floors (when washing machines, wood flooring and vacuum cleaners came into being), they just filled the day with chores caused by a higher standard of cleanliness. They weren't allowed do do a former day's work in a couple of hours, then sit back with a book.

      Same with office work -- women in typing pools were not allowed to take the benefit of being able to do in four hours what had formerly taken eight. No way -- instead the use of word processors just allowed the sloppy-ass boss to toss a page of corrections at the secretary as he left at five o'clock and say, "This has to go out in today's last mail". The rat-fucking bosses receivd the benefit of the new technology.

      So, today, we have parents who will work late for the boss, then piss away meaningless hours on the kids on weekends travelling to school sports events, where they can spend a couple of hours separated from the kids while coaches keep the kids occupied.

      Fuck all that shit. Spend real time with your kids. Know what is going on in their lives. Let them see tits when you think the time is right, not when some namby-pamby school board thinks it's right.

    4. Re:Seriously guys by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      I remember encountering lesiure suit larry as a kid. Thing about that game was, unless you already knew what the concepts where, you'd just hit a dead end. the genius of that game (the original one) was it was "obscene", it required the player to be "obscene" to win.

      Of course in my opinion theres not alot obscene about sex.

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  33. Now the cons are going to yell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now the cons are going to yell about the "liberal courts" when in reality the courts did exactly what the cons wanted, found on the side of big business.

  34. nss by erbbysam · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the no shit serlock department: you can't censor in the US! I smell a constitutional amendment to prohibit boobies from being seen! It doesn't matter how many "enemies" spew virtual blood on your screen, boobies are 100% worse!

  35. Chill out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't all these people just chill out? If you don't want to see the game, then don't buy it. If you don't want your kids to see it, tell them not to buy it. Simple as that.

    1. Re:Chill out by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Why can't all these people just chill out?

      Because (as has been said elsewhere in this thread) the people involved in promoting this garbage score political points with the more mindless element of the electorate. Come election time, it's important to have been seen taking a tough stance on ... something. Doesn't matter all that much what, as long as you're taking a tough stance on it.

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  36. polygonal breasts damaging to children by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but you're underestimating the impact this filth will have on our youth. Imagine the impact of polygons on children too young to handle geometry! Imagine further that these demonic planar paths are imposed on the image of the first source of sustenance that the child can remember!! We should be promoting video games with round breasts only; polygonal breasts should never be viewed by children under the age of 18 (or 16 if they've taken an AP geometry class).

  37. LOL - no smackdown for you by the+arbiter · · Score: 1

    You'll be disappointed, sounds like. After the brutal asskicking our Gropenator received in 2005 from the voters (zero for 8 on his precious referenda) Governor Gangbang had to come crawling back to the Legislature and kiss Dem ass. And he'll keep doing so if he wants to get anything done; the Dems OWN this state (California governors have virtually no real power of their own save for the veto pen - the legislature calls the tune). You should come watch - watching a neutered Arnold crawling and begging for votes is great fun. I hope he stays governor for a long, long time.

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  38. What is art? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More likely, the judge is taking the position that the First Amendment does not allow banning material on the basis of "obscenity" unless the three prongs of the Miller test are satisfied, particularly the third prong: "the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value."

    As defined by whom? Why would something like God of War fall under that categorization, while something like Pirates (the porn film; don't worry, the link is to the wiki article about it) would not? Both are set in pseudo-historical or pseudo-mythological settings, and both are primarily interesting for their violent and sexual content, respectively, with the setting being just that - an interesting setting for the violence or sexuality to take place in. Yet the latter is very clearly considered (my those whose opinion matters in court) "obscene", and the former is apparently some sort of work of art. What's the difference - and more importantly, to whom are we entrusting the power to determine what it culturally valuable or not? Doesn't the fact that someone wants to acquire such works mean that they have value to someone? Just what is "literary" or "artistic" value, beyond simply being a piece of media that someone finds interesting and worth experiencing?

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    1. Re:What is art? by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      Actually, the latter probably would not be considered "obscene" by the courts. The word "obscene" is reserved for the really heinous stuff - the bordering on illegal, highly depraved things, like fake snuff films and hyperviolent tentacle porn, etc.

      In fact, it wouldn't be very hard at all for the producers of that film to show the "artistic" value of their movie, assuming it has a plot. Basically as long as you had a vision beyond just the pure "prurient interest" (and saying "let's make a porn movie about pirates" counts as a "vision" in the eyes of the courts) then you aren't subject to obscenity laws.

      So while you're on the right track, you've taken a perfectly crumulent word and embiggened it beyond its definition. Don't throw around words like "clearly considered" when that's not the case.

    2. Re:What is art? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Of course that law is nonsensical and banning the sale of porn to minors is just exploiting a loophole but the majority of the population doesn't mind that law and looks the other way.

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    3. Re:What is art? by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

      while something like Pirates (the porn film; don't worry, the link is to the wiki article about it) would not? Both are set in pseudo-historical or pseudo-mythological settings, and both are primarily interesting for their violent and sexual content, respectively, with the setting being just that - an interesting setting for the violence or sexuality to take place in. Yet the latter is very clearly considered (my those whose opinion matters in court) "obscene"

      Well, no, it's not. That's why it's legal and considered protected speech, and why you're allowed to rent and buy and sell it: it's *not* considered obscene, and doesn't meet the Miller test.

    4. Re:What is art? by raddan · · Score: 1

      As defined by whom?

      The judge. That's what they're there for. Not that I think they're infallible, but that is certainly their role.

    5. Re:What is art? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Pirates does have a plot, good humor, and great production value, and I would recommend it for reasons other than pure masturbation fodder (though it's definitely better viewing if you've got a special someone to watch it with).

      Maybe "obscene" is a technical term that doesn't apply here, but my point was that it is considered pornography and it's distribution to minors is prohibited in ways that other media is now. I'm pretty sure that I would get in big trouble if I invited a bunch of kids from the nearby high school to come over and watch it with me in my living room. That goes beyond just normal movie ratings - I can watch an R-rated action movie with a five year old in the room if I want and I won't get in any trouble for that, despite the rating being "for 17 years or older".

      Besides, as I said in another reply above, it seems that they are implicitly defining "has artistic value" as "is interesting for reasons other than sexuality", which is a nice cop-out way of doing things. Why is it creative or artistic when someone says something like this:

      "I have the most awesome idea for a car chase scene! We'll have the villain driving his red sports car downhill in San Francisco, headed toward the docks, being chased by a pair of hum-vees with gauss rifle turrets, when suddenly out of the harbor rises an amphibious helicopter which fires a missile at the car and saves the day! It'll be the most awesome thing ever!"

      But it's not creative or artistic when someone says something like this?:

      "I have the most awesome vision for a 6-on-1 transsexual group sex scene! We'll get a shemale on her back, have a girl riding her cowgirl style, a guy between her legs fucking her ass, she'll finger a girl beside her with with each hand, another guy will straddle her chest and titty fuck her, and then she'll tilt her head back to take a cock down her throat! It'll be the hottest thing ever!"

      The former is standard R-rated action movie fodder. The latter is almost the hardest of hardcore pornography. But it took a good deal of creativity for me to come up with the second paragraph, at least as much as it did the first. And both are appealing to the "woohoo!" visceral reactions of the audience, albiet different sorts of visceral reactions. So why is the latter subject to greater restrictions than the former?

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  39. the HELL? by MilenCent · · Score: 1

    Did he just call God of War an interactive version of the Odyssey?!!

    Stamping out censorship is good, but at what cost? Dear god, what terrible cost!

    1. Re:the HELL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry - the judge have probably never read the Odyssey, and it's probable that the few people that are affected by this law have read it either.

  40. Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last I checked, God of War was about ancient Greece, which has nothing to do with Biblical accounts. Of course, I haven't played it, so for all I know they let you kill some early Christians in the name of Mars.

    Also, while there certainly are accounts of shocking behavior in the Bible, it's not like it came with graphic illustrations. In most instances, the writers were rather more oblique when they could be--as you may remember, Adam "knew" Eve.

    1. Re:Ummm... by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, thats assuming the good bard(s) who translated the King James didnt translate "cornhole" to "knew".

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  41. Polygonal breasts would be damaging to children by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    I recommend we stay with the soft curved sort to avoid them getting caught by an edge.

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  42. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure that the Biblical accounts aren't "graphic" in any normal sense of the term. They stick to the bare facts of what happened, contain no pictures or illustrations of such scenes (while it's possible that some monk illustrated those scenes and there's later Renaissance artwork, none of that is part of the Bible proper). In Song of Songs (or Song of Solomon), it does talk about marital bliss, but it still is indirect by couching the entire affair in metaphor. You know, the hair that looks like goats and the breasts that look like towers, etc.

    There's a huge difference between saying "Lot's daughters got him drunk and committed incest" and providing an explicit videotape or reenactment of it, after all. I'm reasonably sure that you wouldn't find the people who supported this ban also supporting an explicit reenactment after all, even if they were the Bible-toting sort. Yes, they might get by just fine if it showed three people going into a cave or tent and then the lights go out, but "explicit" here means that you'd actually watch them have sex in the video. I say this because otherwise someone will point me to the former and equivocate it with the latter...

  43. Anyone else thinks it may be healthier... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if kids were exposed to MORE nudity and LESS violence?

  44. IL is a stupid state by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    We combine blue-collar conservatism with white-collar leftism. The result is a mish-mash of totalitarian social views and socialist economics; it's sort of a new-wave domestic USSR. (We have the dubious distinction of having the first "universal" healthcare for children. OMG, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! We also have U.N.-condemned police torture in Chicago. And then there's our world-famous political corruption; even third-world nations in Africa are familiar.)

    We do still manage to get by with a flat 3% income tax rate, due to high property taxes and idiotic consumption taxes in Chicago (an "amusement tax"? a tax on sodas (including diet)? a tax on hot-dog vendors? Get bent.), although state and other municipal sales taxes are no worse here than elsewhere in the nation. We do this the same way President Bush does -- by having a budget deficit as red as the national flag of China.

    Oh, and we ignore the hell out of East St. Louis, often proclaimed "a third-world city in a first-world nation".

  45. Actually, this is what you get... by gillbates · · Score: 1
    When you re-elect a Democrat.

    Yes, Rod Blagejovich is a Democrat. There's no fundamentalist frosties here, folks, just a good Ol' Democrat trying to force his morality on the rest of the state.

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  46. Voluntary Ratings by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Couldn't we solve the whole issue with a voluntary rating system? Seriously, if you think your game contains material too explicit (sexually or violently) for children, either provide an in-game mechanism to lock it out, or provide your own voluntary rating and ask stores not to sell it to minors. By doing that, you're not preventing anyone from playing it, but you're forcing the parents to get involved. I'd imagine there are at least a few game developers out there with the decency to admit: "Enemies can be decapitated and dismembered, and their realistic-looking blood spews all over the screen. Not recommended for children." Or maybe "Will teach stupid, impressionable people to be a gangster. Not recommended for children of any age." You get the idea. Or better: Abolish ratings altogether, and don't allow children to buy games. This might force the parents to actually read some reviews, so they have no excuse to act so fucking surprised when they learn that you can take a hooker to a quiet place, make the car bounce as you regain health, then beat her to death -- and then some -- and eventually get your money back. You'd think they'd show a little discretion when the game is called "Grand Theft Auto" -- what, do we have to call it "Breaking and Entering" before they'll get it? Oh wait, "Breaking and Entering" might actually sell. Shit.

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  47. Repost as plaintext -- oops by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Second time I've done this recently. I keep forgetting whether I'm using HTML or not.

    Couldn't we solve the whole issue with a voluntary rating system? Seriously, if you think your game contains material too explicit (sexually or violently) for children, either provide an in-game mechanism to lock it out, or provide your own voluntary rating and ask stores not to sell it to minors. By doing that, you're not preventing anyone from playing it, but you're forcing the parents to get involved.

    I'd imagine there are at least a few game developers out there with the decency to admit: "Enemies can be decapitated and dismembered, and their realistic-looking blood spews all over the screen. Not recommended for children." Or maybe "Will teach stupid, impressionable people to be a gangster. Not recommended for children of any age." You get the idea.

    Or better: Abolish ratings altogether, and don't allow children to buy games. This might force the parents to actually read some reviews, so they have no excuse to act so fucking surprised when they learn that you can take a hooker to a quiet place, make the car bounce as you regain health, then beat her to death -- and then some -- and eventually get your money back. You'd think they'd show a little discretion when the game is called "Grand Theft Auto" -- what, do we have to call it "Breaking and Entering" before they'll get it?

    Oh wait, "Breaking and Entering" might actually sell. Shit.

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  48. I want to apologize on behalf of my state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when we re-elected that idiot Blagovich. Why didn't one of the independent candidates win?? We're sorry, it was a total accident...

    Blago is corrupt, and as we can see from this pointless law, a total moron.

  49. Re:What is art? - Off Topic! :) by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

    Just what is "literary" or "artistic" value, beyond simply being a piece of media that someone finds interesting and worth experiencing?

    Well, there is transient literary and artistic value - what i experience in the moment when viewing a work of art. This neither has to be plesant or enlightening. The stable artistic value would be what we as a collective experienced in the moment and then internalized and/or shared. Yin and yang.

    Then, lasting literary value would be capturing in essence the Divine in a moment, here, for others to see, or in a tale to be journeyed, or in a paradox. Able to be felt, if preserved, generation after generation.

    Of course, when the human race dies out or is so transformed not to be able to resonate with the pieces, the patterns will be lost. Unless we happen to transcend.

    j

  50. Re:upcoming video game titles based on this ruling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Boob Radley?

  51. Re:What is art? - Off Topic! :) by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't tell if you're being ironic or not (this is Slashdot, you can never be sure), but just in case you're not...

    All that you just said sounds, to me, in plainer English, about like this:

    Something of transient literary or artistic value = something that I find interesting at the moment.

    (Interesting doesn't mean pleasant or enlightening, just worthy of my attention, worth sampling an experience of).

    Something of stable literary or artistic value = something that many people (given some context, presumably) find interesting at the moment.

    Something of lasting literary or artistic value = something that many people throughout time find interesting or worth experiencing.

    Given that sex and violence have been of great, perhaps even the greatest interest to many people for pretty much all of human history, and that the definition of "literary or artistic value" is supposed to exclude pornography from the category of things predicated thus, they who use such terms as a means of demarcating art from non-art must mean something other than what you have said.

    Though my original question was purely rhetorical. I'm pretty sure that their definition is something along the lines of "being of interest for reasons other than violence or sexuality", which is a nice self-serving way of defining the problem in their favor - a nice easy way of saying "we don't like porn, but we'll allow it if it's not just porn". It still leaves unanswered the question "what's wrong with porn? Why should we ban it?"

    And frankly, the whole "this category of things is banned unless it's useful to society" angle strikes me as a slippery slope toward a command society, where you're forbidden from doing anything other than what you are told to do, which is whatever the authorities deem useful; and anathema to freedom, wherein all things are permitted unless they are harmful to others.

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  52. Re:upcoming video game titles based on this ruling by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Tom Clancy's new PC strategy title "Black Like Me". An elite team must infiltrate enemy territory to collect intelligence and defeat a tyrannical ruling clan.

  53. Art by mqduck · · Score: 1

    If someone wrote a new, modern-day epic like the Odyssey, what are the odds that the "explicit" content would be viewed as acceptable for minors? No, guess again. Lower. Lower. Right, zero.

    Just sayin'. I'm glad it was overturned, and in fact I oppose all sexual/violent content bans of any sort on any kind of media, for adults or kids. I'm not outright encouraging its consumption, but I've yet to hear anyone explain why kids would be harmed by, say, pornography. It seems like an assumption everyone takes for granted, even social liberals.

    Uh, but I forgot my point. Oh, right... The Mainstream doesn't allow video games to be viewed as art. Some day this will change.

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  54. On your sig by Xeth · · Score: 1

    Apparently, Google properly understands "184594917 in base 16". Damn, that's cool.

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  55. what is this shit about breasts? by Viriatus · · Score: 0

    When i was a kid i watched breasts all the time: in the beach, many beautiful blond women do topless; in TV, here in Europe we see see a lot more skin in TV during the day, is not uncommon to see total naked people in the news for example.

  56. God of War = The Odyssey!? How the.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I kept wondering where the judge would get the idea that God of War is like The Odyssey... then it hit me:

    http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/godofwar/player _review.html?id=364862

    Gamespot! And look at the very first comment. Sounds like a game we need to keep!

  57. American? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    >In this case, America is sexually repressed. That is why
    >sex appeal can sell practically anything, and why an
    >unclothed breast gets all the Normals so excited.

    I've been poring over some musty old documents, and it looks like folks as un-American as the ancient Israelites:

    1. Covered their breasts (women).
    2. Found breasts erotic (men).

    BTW, Solomon had lots of wives, and therefore saw lots of breasts. Yet judging from Song of Songs, he still found them exciting ...

    Therefore, I conclude that this periodic anti-US diatribe on /. is tad lacking in perspective.

    >Contrast this situation to Europe, in which sensual
    >breast exposures are ubiquitous and so European men
    >get no thrill out of getting the same from their mates.

    I must say, that's a clever scam they have going there, getting their women to believe this ;) "Oh, go ahead, hang 'em out in public, no big deal, won't get us excited at all ..."

  58. Breastfeeding, animations and computer games by zoeblade · · Score: 1

    People can't have it both ways.. women want to breast feed in public

    That's an unrelated issue though - it's not to do with sex as in f*cking so much as it's to do with sex as in gender, even though it involves some of the same body parts. No one breastfeeds in order to try to titillate you, so to speak.

    Just as the simpsons isn't meant for a 5 year old, not all video games are for little tikes.

    Yes, I think this is more likely the problem. Just as some old fashioned people think that animation must be for children, then laugh nervously when they see blood or nudity in anime, some old fashioned people also think that computer games must be for children, and therefore also shouldn't contain these things.

    I'm sure all this will cease to be an issue in another ten or twenty years, as more and more of the population will have grown up with computer games all their lives and see it as a valid medium of entertainment and artistic expression.

    1. Re:Breastfeeding, animations and computer games by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Just a clarification. My point with the breastfeeding is that women want breasts not to be looked at as a sexual object. If they aren't sexual, then its ok to display them. If society can't distinguish than its not time to allow breast feeding. My wife saw a woman at target breast feeding a few months ago. A 14 year old boy was watching her and enjoying every minute of it. She did not use a blanket. My wife asked her to cover up since someone was obviously not "understanding her natural process..."

  59. Mod parent by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

    About cunting time someone mentioned this. /sulks

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  60. Offtopic - Texas Beaches by sckeener · · Score: 1

    People can't have it both ways.. women want to breast feed in public. Women like to wear practically nothing at the beach. Sears likes to send underwear ads in the sunday newspaper. Then video games are immoral for showing the same thing in an often ANIMATED way.

    In Texas women can go topless except for one county, (my old one) Brazoria. In Texas basically women can go topless until someone complains. The police come and ask for the women to put something on....that is it. As of 2004 in Brazoria county, it is illegal to be topless.

    There is an exemption for women breast feeding though....so Brazoria is trying to have it both ways....

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