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100 Things We Didn't Know Last Year

gollum123 writes "The BBC news magazine is running a compilation of the interesting and sometimes downright unexpected facts that we did not know last year, but now know. some examples — There are 200 million blogs which are no longer being updated, say technology analysts. Urban birds have developed a short, fast 'rap style' of singing, different from their rural counterparts. The lion costume in the film 'Wizard of Oz' was made from real lions. Online shoppers will only wait an average of four seconds for an internet page to load before giving up. Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day to fill around 400 litre bottles. For every 10 successful attempts to climb Mount Everest there is one fatality. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs is the term for people who fear the number 666. The egg came first."

245 comments

  1. Duh by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day to fill around 400 litre bottles.

    That doesn't sound very surprising, given that a gas always fills its container, just like a liquid always takes its container's shape.

    Oh, and by the way, if, like me, you went straight to the bird one, you couldn't but snicker at the picture's caption: "There are an estimated 1.7million great tit pairs in the UK."

    1. Re:Duh by Sciros · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's another sentence in there that starts well: "The research focused on great tits in ten major European cities, including London, Paris, Amsterdam and Prague..."

      Reminds me of the vacation I took this past August.

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    2. Re:Duh by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      I think they mean at a pressure of one atmosphere, or however they rate a gas' "normal" density but good catch lol. Oh and they forgot one: Happy cows don't really come from California as the commercial states, overheated, dead cows come from California. Good thing we learned that last summer though so they can stop running that stupid ad (I'm from Wisconsin by the way)

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    3. Re:Duh by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1
      Happy cows don't really come from California as the commercial states, overheated, dead cows come from California. Good thing we learned that last summer though so they can stop running that stupid ad (I'm from Wisconsin by the way)

      Not to mention that Wisconsin makes better cheese. We care about our curds, man! ;-)
    4. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      That got me thinking. You know how in 'Big Sister Dora,' Dora has some really exciting news - someone new is joining Dora's family! Someone who sleeps in a cradle, drinks from a bottle, wears diapers, and likes to be rocked to sleep. In 'Dora Saves the Game,' Dora's cousin Daisy is playing in a big soccer game that's showing on TV. But Daisy's team is short a player, so Daisy appeals to Dora to come play on her team and save the game. The two bonus episodes are 'Job Day' and 'A Letter for Swiper.' 'Go, Diego, Go!' is an animated, preschool, action adventure series starring Diego Marquez, an 8-year-old bilingual, Latino, animal rescuer with an intense love of nature and the animals around him. In each episode Diego encourages his viewers to participate in his high stakes animal themed adventures.

      In other words, the topic, the thing we are talking about, follows the commentary-what the sentence says about the topic. In sentences that indicate existence, the commentary is `oy-a predicate that indicates the existence of something. Sentences that indicate existence in Tzotzil can express the existence of something concrete or a process, activity, or condition, depending upon the noun that functions as topic.

    5. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day to fill around 400 litre bottles.

      So how much unharmful methane does it give off? Do you know that you breathe out deadly carbon dioxide? That the earth is infested with deadly dihydrogen monoxide? That 40% of all sick days are taken monday and friday?

      Useless liberal fear mongering.

    6. Re:Duh by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Overheated cows in California? Try visiting San Francisco or northern California in the "heat" of the summer some time. I'm pretty sure they aren't raising dairy cattle out in Death Valley.

      I used to live in Kansas and North Dakota. If I were a cow, I am pretty sure I would prefer cool, sunny northern California over waist-high snow.

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    7. Re:Duh by Cadallin · · Score: 3, Informative
      Generally, Yes you'd measure it at 1atm. I'm actually surprised it isn't more than 400L. Note that one mole (6.0223x10^23 molecules, or atoms) of ideal gas (almost all normally encountered gases are close enough to be considered ideal) occupies 22.4L at 1atm. Noting that 1 mole of substance has a mass equal to the substance'as molecular weight in grams, which is 16g/mol for methane. That means that a Cow produces on average about 285 grams of methane per day. Which isn't all that much really.

      Taking this further, by rough guesstimate, you'd need around 4000 grams of methane to substitute for a gallon of gas (This one is pretty rough, I'm using 4L is approximately 1 gallon, and ignoring that methane is significantly less dense than water, on the other hand, methane is also less energy dense than octane, so there you go), giving about 2 cow-weeks to produce the equivalent of a gallon of gas (assuming no loses). On the basis of this, I'd say you should take suggestions to run your car on cow methane with a huge grain of salt.

    8. Re:Duh by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Taking this further, by rough guesstimate, you'd need around 4000 grams of methane to substitute for a gallon of gas

      Why would you need to substitute for a gallon of gas, when methane already is a gas?

      Anyway, the thing that I found curious about this whole thing is why they used the metric "400 1 litre bottles" - how would that be any different from filling a single 400 litre bottle?

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    9. Re:Duh by james_orr · · Score: 1

      Because most people have seen a 1 litre bottle and have never seen a 400 litre bottle.

    10. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably they meant at STP

    11. Re:Duh by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      By "gallon of gas" I mean Petrol. Alternatively, Diesel fuel if you will, commonly used vehicle fuels.

    12. Re:Duh by dangitman · · Score: 1

      But why does the container even matter? Anyone familiar with metric units knows how much a litre is, and has a good visual picture of how much space it takes up. So why not just say 400 litres? If people need to visialize it in "bottles" or hogsheads, or whatever, they can easily see that 400 litres equals 400 litre bottles - or even better 40 10 litre containers, which are pretty common for holding water. Or 100 4 litre wine casks.

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    13. Re:Duh by soloport · · Score: 2, Funny

      We care about our curds, man!

      No whey, man. You do?

    14. Re:Duh by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      "92. In a fight between a polar bear and a lion, the polar bear would win."

      um.... duh?

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    15. Re:Duh by erpbridge · · Score: 1

      where's the obligatory joke about Iraqis?

    16. Re:Duh by snarkth · · Score: 1

      So which one was the best?

    17. Re:Duh by CarnivoreMan · · Score: 1

      The happiest cows come from Whatcom County, Washington.
      ... actually, our cows never looked very happy now that I really think about it. I withdraw my statement.

      Raspberries are happy here though. Our county alone accounts for over half of the USA supply.

    18. Re:Duh by lahvak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anyway, the thing that I found curious about this whole thing is why they used the metric "400 1 litre bottles" - how would that be any different from filling a single 400 litre bottle?

      Because 400 one litre bottles will need more plastic than one 400 litre bottle, thus making it even more harmful to the environment.

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    19. Re:Duh by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Can we search on tags yet? Because I'm sure we've had more than 100 slownewsday articles posted in the last year we didn't want to know.

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    20. Re:Duh by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      you must have missed that CNN report a couple months ago where they said over 1000 cows died from the heat and they were running out of places to put the dead bodies and there was a massive dairy shortage and the governer declared a state of emergency...yeaaaaaaah, hard to miss but I guess if you're not from Wisconsin, it might have slipped past ya lol.

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    21. Re:Duh by all_the_names_are_ta · · Score: 1

      Useless liberal fear mongering. That's right! It's the liberal conspiracy!
    22. Re:Duh by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Happy cows come from Wisconsin.
      Cows so blissfully dumb they like earthquakes come from California.
      Obese cows that live to eat come from Kansas. Kansans don't need happy cows. Kansans don't sell milk--they sell beef.

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    23. Re:Duh by EGSonikku · · Score: 1

      Yea, because in California, we have major earthquakes, like ALL the time. We have to rebuild our entire civilization twice a week!

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    24. Re:Duh by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of the minor earthquakes, actually. I have seen multiple "Happy Cows Come from California" ads, and one of them actually has cows enjoying an earthquake: "Foot massage!" We viewers actually get to see the earth split. Then the earthquake stops, and a cow says that they never last long enough...

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    25. Re:Duh by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Your statement assumes that there is civilization in California to begin with.

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    26. Re:Duh by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Right, because the conservatives haven't been fear-mongering at all since 9/11. Noooooooo.....

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    27. Re:Duh by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1
      Cows so blissfully dumb they like earthquakes come from California.

      So where else are supposed to get milk shakes?

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    28. Re:Duh by zeno_2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So.. id need around 4kg of methane to substitute a gallon of gas (i'm realizing this is a big guesstimate), which takes about 2 weeks to create. How long did it take to make that gallon of gas, a few hundred millions of years or so? I'm not really trying to convince anyone that methane is the way to go, but using a figure of time to show how long it takes to create a type of fuel doesn't really work here. Of course you have the fact that petroleum is releasing CO2 into the atmosphere, and that CO2 has been underground for a long time, by releasing this gas into the air adds to the total amount of carbon in our air, whereas any CO2 a cow releases, if any (sorry dont really want to read about cows right now), doesn't add to the problem we may or may not be having with global warming. In any case, I believe that research into any sort of fuel that 1)Doesn't increase the amount of net CO2 in the atmosphere, and 2)Stops us from relying upon OPEC for most of our oil is going to be a good thing(tm). We should be focusing our efforts in finding a way out of this, vs. not looking ahead and pointing out why we are stuck in the situation we are in.

      Just out of curiosity, does anyone think that we would have gone to war in Iraq if they had no oil reserves? Honestly, who gives a shit what happens all the way across the world, when our country is all fucked up. Then again, its really easy to not see the problems at home.. So far, we've spent.. oh, as a guess, about 350 billion dollars on the war in Iraq. Who here thinks that money could have gone to a better cause at home?

      There are all sorts of leaders out there who treat their people like shit. Is it strange we only seem to be concerned with a country who has a large amount of oil reserves? Iraq is 2nd behind Saudi Arabia when it comes to oil reserves. Does anyone find it odd that ExxonMobil recorded a record profit of almost 11 billion dollars in just one quarter of last year? In fact, many "gas" companies recorded very high profits from last year. I'm surprised that no one seems to be looking into this. Ok, well, im not surprised, but its alarming. When we had the 9/11 plane crashes, the airline industry took a huge hit. When we went to war against a country who produces a bunch of oil, the companies involved reap in the profits, and its the American "consumer" is the one footing the bill, just trying to make the 200 bucks that day so they can pay their bills.

      Then again, I'm not going to pretend that I know how things work. I can only read what is available to me, and, like you said, I try to take that with a grain of salt as well.

      Quite honestly, when the profits of a large American corporation are more important then the 300 million people in this country trying to get to work every day, then we have a problem.

      Well, sorry for rambling, most of this is not directed towards the parent poster, and im drunk =)

    29. Re:Duh by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      I think they are assuming Standard Temperature and Pressure.

    30. Re:Duh by AGMW · · Score: 1
      No whey, man. You do?

      I had to think about that one quite caerphilly.

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    31. Re:Duh by cbacba · · Score: 1

      Well, as usual sounds like there may be some gross exagerations as well as innaccuracies in the article - such as that 1.7 million figure in britain.

      As for the methane from cows, it's nothing new - There have been low tech solutions to harnessing the bovine methane in third world countries for decades. As for filling 400 liter bottles, the author is obviously a reporter and should be assumed to not understand anything and for knowing nothing outside of pop culture bs. After all STP is a gas additive, it can't mean standard temperature and pressure.

      I am waiting for the ultimate discovery to be 'discovered' in the realm of methane production. That is just how much is created by termites. Metabolisms of small creatures are much much higher than large creatures and the biomass of termites is far more substantial compared to that of cows and people.

      Of course, it remains to be seen just how many of those 100 new things we 'didn't know' will ultimately become things we thought we knew until we found out we didn't because they are incorrect. Consider erroneous things to be negative knowledge and it becomes possible for one to know less than nuthin'.

    32. Re:Duh by spun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, earthquakes are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard there was this one earthquake that was building up frictional stress. And when some dude dropped a spoon, the earthquake killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw an earthquake totally collapse a building on a kid just because the kid opened a window.

      And that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!

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    33. Re:Duh by ckaminski · · Score: 1
      That 40% of all sick days are taken monday and friday?

      If you think about that for a moment, it makes perfect sense, or no sense depending upon how you wanted to use it. Monday and Friday comprise 40% of a work week. Statistically, 40% of sick days should fall on Friday and Monday.

    34. Re:Duh by TirolTiger · · Score: 1

      Please can someone help me! I have tried several times to prove all the statistics quoted about the cow's methane. However, I am having very real problems - about 95% of all the Litre bottles I have shoved up the cow's ass in an attempt to fill the bottles has ended in a very dangerous failure. The bottles shoot off like rockets, ricochetting all over the place, and so far I have hospitalised some 256 people, 75 dogs and countless cows

    35. Re:Duh by masterzora · · Score: 1

      That *whoosh* was not a deadline going past...

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    36. Re:Duh by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      I understand your anger, my point was that Cows really aren't a cost effective way of generating fuel (or food really, if anyone started paying attention). I am not meaning to say that there aren't lot's of better ways get energy, just that Cows aren't one of them. Various other methods, like Nuclear, Biomass fuels (of which Cows are one, but nowhere near as good as Algae or Soybeans, or Hemp), etc. These are the energy sources I think we should be devoting our resources to. Dependence on foreign oil is a bad thing(tm)

    37. Re:Duh by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you totally neglect the fact that cows are an economical (someone can profit from them) way to make a marketable product already.

      Taking wasted methane and making more profit from it and creating some extra energy capacity is not a bad idea. If it's economical for a farmer to do it and he can, what's the problem?

      You'd prefer that the big industries solve this problem all at once? How do you think electricity got started, one giant company or lots of little ones doing lots of little things?

      The energy problem is not going to get solved in one big swoop soon. Probably not ever that way. It will be little bits and parts just like every other industry.

    38. Re:Duh by Caffeinate · · Score: 1

      Seriously, this is the cheeziest conversation I've seen on /. in a while.

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  2. The egg came first?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it did! Dinosaurs existed millions of years before birds. I knew that last year.

  3. Not quite by Sciros · · Score: 0

    Ok maybe I have super-intellect or something but some of those things I knew last year. "The egg came first" ... how the heck is that news? Dinosaurs laid them well before chickens were running around... ugh idiocy.

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    1. Re:Not quite by Southpaw018 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not "things we didn't know last year," it's "factoids the Beeb's own magazine liked from their lists this year."

      Still interesting, tho, even with a misleading headline.

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    2. Re:Not quite by Ucklak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Highly misleading.

      30. The brain is soft and gelatinous - its consistency is something between jelly and cooked pasta.

      You mean that we didn't know that years prior?

      31. The Mona Lisa used to hang on the wall of Napoleon's bedroom.

      You mean they found it 'this year?'

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    3. Re:Not quite by sugarman · · Score: 5, Funny

      30. The brain is soft and gelatinous - its consistency is something between jelly and cooked pasta.

      You mean that we didn't know that years prior?

      Well, they didn't know how well it was cooked. It was previously thought to be al dente. They've now confirmed that it is closer to Kraft Dinner.

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    4. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ok Mr Smartypants, Which came first, the Dinosaur or the Egg?

    5. Re:Not quite by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, yeah. The previous misconception was that it was hung on the ceiling over his bed.

    6. Re:Not quite by Randolpho · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Ok maybe I have super-intellect or something but some of those things I knew last year. "The egg came first" ... how the heck is that news? Dinosaurs laid them well before chickens were running around... ugh idiocy.
      Most of those "facts" were, in fact, not facts -- your egg first example shines among them. The which came first, chicken or egg question is a philosophical and/or rhetorical question, meant to generate debate but not actually solvable. It is the quintessential evolution vs creationism debate. Did God create the chicken, which then laid eggs, or did evolutionary forces result in the first chicken via a pre-chicken ancestor laying a mutated-into-a-chicken egg? Stating "The egg came first" is essentially a statement of faith. Additionally, the article that "fact" points to is highly questionable, essentially saying "a philosopher says the egg must have come first, therefore this proves that the egg came first".

      There are *some* genuine discoveries on that list, but most of it is garbage.
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    7. Re:Not quite by Sciros · · Score: 1

      There is no "debate" between Creationism and the theory of evolution. And to bring that into the scope of the article discussed does it an injustice. The article, by the way, did no treat the "chicken or egg" question as a philosophical/rhetorical one, but as a scientific one.

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    8. Re:Not quite by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      But what do you define as the pre-chicken ancestor? Evolution is a slow process and the "pre-chicken ancestor" is likely not that different from a chicken.

    9. Re:Not quite by Randolpho · · Score: 1, Insightful
      There is no "debate" between Creationism and the theory of evolution. And to bring that into the scope of the article discussed does it an injustice.
      You're kidding, right? Chicken vs egg *is* creationism vs evolution. I did not bring it into the scope of the article, it's inherent.
      The article, by the way, did no treat the "chicken or egg" question as a philosophical/rhetorical one, but as a scientific one.
      Ignoring the fact that one of the major proponents was a philosopher, I saw only one bit of science in that article -- the fact that genetic material does not change during the lifetime of an organism -- but it had no relation to the egg/chicken debate. The argument was fallacial. It was essentially: because the DNA of a chicken in the egg is the same as the DNA of the chicken when it hatched, the egg came first. This is an entirely irrelevant conclusion, *and* begs the question. Where did the egg come from? It assumes that the egg already existed, ignoring the divine half of the chicken/egg debate.

      The egg was shown to come first, via evolution, long ago -- the chicken-like pre-chicken laid a mutated and/or cross-bred egg that hatched into a chicken. Arguments like this one just end up looking exactly like arguments for creationism.
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    10. Re:Not quite by JoGlo · · Score: 1

      There are *some* genuine discoveries on that list, but most of it is garbage.

      Most of it is meant in fun, which is very much a tradition amongst news outlets at this time of year throughtout the English speaking world (yes, even the Australian-English speaking world)

      That doesn't make it "garbage" - just not meant to be taken seriously, and if you look at the rest of the site, you'd soon realize that was the case!

      I'm just surprised that there wasn't an explanation for 42 in other than Douglas Adams' words in the list! Oh well, next year, perhaps.

      WRT the 400 liters of methane a day, a number of years ago I watched with interest a documentary of an experimental house in India, which was built with a huge bladder under the floow, said bladder being filled with cow dung on a regular basis, and the resultant gas was being used to cook the family meals. looked like a good use for this by-product, and helped to prevent the release of methane into the atmosphere, which must be a good thing IMO.

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    11. Re:Not quite by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "misleading headline"

      Yes, perhaps it should have been titled "100 things beeb magazine didn't know last year".

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    12. Re:Not quite by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Interesting

      6. The late Alan "Fluff" Freeman had trained as an opera singer.
      Because it was a non-story? Or did people really care?
      7. The lion costume in the film Wizard of Oz was made from real lions.
      I'm assuming they knew this when they made it.
      9. Fathers tend to determine the height of their child, mothers their weight.
      Maybe scientists didn't know this, but tall men have probably known it for a while.
      11. An infestation of head lice is called pediculosis.
      An infestation of inaccurate headlines is called ridiculosis.
      15. Donald Rumsfeld was both the youngest and the oldest defence secretary in US history.
      I'm guessing someone figured that out three years ago when he surpassed George Marshall as the oldest.
      17. Coco Chanel started the trend for sun tans in 1923 when she got accidentally burnt on a cruise.
      Does that even warrant a comment?
      20. Sex workers in Roman times charged the equivalent price of eight glasses of red wine.
      Even assuming "things we forgot" counts as things we didn't know, that brothel was discovered in 1862.
      24. One third of all the cod fished in the world is consumed in the UK.
      Only 1/3?
      28. More than 90% of plane crashes have survivors.
      If you count the crashes that don't involve falling out of the sky. Anyway, the story appeared on CNN in 2005, and the report is from 2000.
      32. Barbie's full name is Barbie Millicent Roberts.
      This is from 2003..
      35. There were no numbers in the very first UK phone directory, only names and addresses. Operators would connect callers.
      Someone just finally got around to opening the very first UK phone directory?
      37. Pavements are tested using an 80 square metre artificial pavement at a research centre
      You mean they test materials now?
      41. Some Royal Mail stamps, which of course carry the Queen's image, are printed in Holland.
      Insert prior evidence here.
      42. Helen Mirren was born Ilyena Lydia Mironov
      2004.
      48. Allotment plots come in the standard measure of 10 poles
      2001
      49. When filming summer scenes in winter, actors suck on ice cubes
      1978
      50. There are 60 Acacia Avenues in the UK.
      Didn't know, or didn't care to know?

      I'll let someone else do the last 50.

    13. Re:Not quite by DocDJ · · Score: 1

      Agreed with the "most of it is garbage". See the Language Log for informed debunking of 45 and 57 (btw, the Language Log is highly recommended. In the best Reithian traditions, it manages to "inform, educate and entertain" - something the BBC website would do well to take note of). The quality of science and technology reporting on the BBC (and this goes for all news organisations that I'm aware of) is just pitiful.

    14. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to relax.

      I have never in my entire life (30 years now) heard the chicken & egg problem posed as a creationism / evolution question.

      I think that's one of the reasons people even have the argument in the USA, people don't want to just let it go.
      Let the creationist nutbags believe what they want to believe and ignore them, they'll go away sooner or later like they have in the rest of the world.

    15. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Did God create the chicken, which then laid eggs, or did evolutionary
      >> forces result in the first chicken via a pre-chicken ancestor laying a
      >> mutated-into-a-chicken egg?

      I think God created the Chicken Egg, and he fried it up and ate it with some Toast and declared it to be good, so He made a few more. At one point, through either lazyness or by accident, He then let a few of them lay around un-refridgerated, and that little bit of serendipity led to the the first chicken.

    16. Re:Not quite by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 2, Interesting

      See here for why that doesn't mean anything.

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    17. Re:Not quite by dargon · · Score: 3, Funny

      > 48. Allotment plots come in the standard measure of 10 poles

      Good, I much prefer my land measured in poles than russians

      *queue loss of karma*

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    18. Re:Not quite by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      ...And weight in stones.

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    19. Re:Not quite by holistah · · Score: 1
      This is an entirely irrelevant conclusion
      Irrelevant conclusion? surely you meant to say a different word than irrelevant...
      Where did the egg come from? It assumes that the egg already existed, ignoring the divine half of the chicken/egg debate.
      Creationism, as I understand it, is based on the bible, particularly genesis. You're just assuming the egg didn't already exist, ignoring what it actually says in the bible. It just says god created everything winged. From king james "which the waters brought forth abundantly...every winged fowl after his kind", which btw is a terrible translation of the latin, which i'm sure is also a terrible translation of the hebrew/aramaic/etc. There is no mention that it wasn't an egg first... where does that come from? The timeline you say? the 7 days? Actually, there is no mention of how long between the 7 days spent creating the earth and the garden of eden story... or that the birds were even full grown at the time adam and eve were... Why do people insist that creationism and evolution are incompatible??? There is nothing in the bible that says so! You're making it up, filling in your own blanks, based on likely a third-hand knowledge of a translation of a translation of a translation... Do the world a favor don't speak out on topics you know nothing about. At the very least, don't be hypocritical by saying someone else is jumping to conclusions, and then use your own jumped-to-conclusions to back up your viewpoint that they jumped to conclusions.
    20. Re:Not quite by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1

      It's not "things we didn't know last year," it's "factoids the Beeb's own magazine liked from their lists this year."

      Still interesting, tho, even with a misleading headline. They meant with 'we' not 'the public', but the BBC-people. Things not known to mankind, is something different than 'things we at the BBC-office didn't know'.
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    21. Re:Not quite by Caffeinate · · Score: 1

      The egg rolls off the chicken, sweat rolling off his brow. He reaches to the bedside table, takes out a cigarette and lights it. He turns to the egg and says, "Well, I guess we settled THAT question!"

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      Godless heathen.
    22. Re:Not quite by fumblebruschi · · Score: 1

      some of those things I knew last year

      The paper is using the editorial "we." The title does not mean "Things no one knew last year," it means "Things we, the editorial staff of this news organization, did not know last year."

  4. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by duguk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Though the 666 term of 'Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs' is true, in 2005, "a fragment of papyrus was revealed, containing the earliest known version of that part of the Book of Revelation discussing the Number of the Beast. It gave the number as 616, suggesting that this may have been the original."

    FYI: Port 616 is officially registered to SCO System Administration Server.

    1. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by SamSim · · Score: 1

      616 also happens to be the reality designation number of the mainstream Marvel Universe. Which, as we all know, is evil. Ish.

    2. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      aibohphobia (the fear of palindromes) didn't make the list.

    3. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      The 666/616 thing is way older than 2005.

    4. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by chitokutai · · Score: 3, Funny

      Isn't this the fear of the electronic dog Aibo? That bastard creeps me out!

    5. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand, 616 was a reference to the Roman ruler at the time. Being an Atheist, I don't find keeping up to date with biblical theory a high priority, though I do try. If I remember correctly from watching numerous History Channel programs, the number originated from numerical/arithmetic games at the time and is a numerical representation of the name of the ruler. The descriptive nature surrounding the number was due to Roman persecution of the Christians at the time. 666 was simply a mis-translation that propagated through time.

    6. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      616 rw--r-rw Doesn't make sense to have
      group read only, and everybody read/write.
      I am now very very afraid of the file that
      his these permissions. No group will be
      able to write or execute.

    7. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by wasted · · Score: 1
      616 rw--r-rw Doesn't make sense to have group read only, and everybody read/write. I am now very very afraid of the file that his these permissions. No group will be able to write or execute.

      I thought 616 translated to rw---xrw-. Am I incorrect?
    8. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by ByteofK · · Score: 1

      666 = DCLXVI 616 = DCXVI It's just the two lines that form the L making the difference, possible I guess. On an interesting note, 616 is the area code where Slashdot was born.

    9. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      The difference between 616 and 666 might be explained from the difference between the way the numbers and math matched up differently between the Hebrew (616) vs. Greek and Latin (both 666) languages when referring to Nero, who predated the writing of the Book of Revelations. John, the writer of the book, was probably saying that someone Nero-like in his treatment of Christians would be coming into power, a second coming along the lines of the second coming of the Christ, except a different person. When the text was translated, it is possible that the translators wanted to maintain the tie between the number and the name, and so changed the number to match the language of the translation.

    10. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      The book would have been written in Greek, not Latin, and the Greeks didn't use Roman numbers.

  5. The egg came first is new news? by BigGar' · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Eggs were around a long time before chickens.

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    1. Re:The egg came first is new news? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I thought the cock came first.

    2. Re:The egg came first is new news? by martijn-s · · Score: 1

      Of course, implied was that they mean a chicken egg. So: Which came first: the chicken egg or the chicken? Technically, you're mostly correct, but it's a lot less 'duh' than you yourself imply.

    3. Re:The egg came first is new news? by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Yeah because the first chicken that came from the egg was so special that it didn't need a mother to keep it incubated, to feed it, or do anything that a chicken normally does with its young. If a chicken from that first egg could do all that without a pre-existing chicken then why can't eggs do that now? hmmm? The chicken had to come first to create the egg and to take care of it just as chickens do now.

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    4. Re:The egg came first is new news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't a chicken. It was a chicken ancestor, a proto-chicken if you will.

  6. The Pope's been known to wear red Prada shoes by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny
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    1. Re:The Pope's been known to wear red Prada shoes by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      The Pope has also been known (to some) to be the Anti-Christ.

    2. Re:The Pope's been known to wear red Prada shoes by MBCook · · Score: 3, Funny

      Have you seen him lately?

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    3. Re:The Pope's been known to wear red Prada shoes by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah. Here's another.

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    4. Re:The Pope's been known to wear red Prada shoes by argux · · Score: 1

      A Nazi Pope that looks like the Emperor... what did you expect?

  7. Re:The Egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    BullShit! The Rooster came first.....

  8. Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    facts that we did not know last year

    Sure, but I knew I didn't know these facts last year. I'm interested in things that I didn't know that I didn't know.

    Known unknowns just aren't that interesting.

    1. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As we know,
      There are known knowns.
      There are things we know we know.
      We also know
      There are known unknowns.
      That is to say
      We know there are some things
      We do not know.
      But there are also unknown unknowns,
      The ones we don't know
      We don't know.

      Donald Rumsfeld, Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing

    2. Re:Sure by WhiplashII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's sad is that what he is saying is true, and is a very important part of dealing with the world effectively.

      But nobody gets it, so they think it is funny. Please don't attempt anything important until you understand the statements you just ridiculed...

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    3. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I fucking HATE slashdot at times - it's the equiv of standing in the smoke filled lounge of too-cool hipsters, bored with life, jaded by everything save the next unfiltered fag.

      Is there a God?

      I don't know - pretty interesting known unknown, no?

      How about these:
      What's the meaning of life?
      What's the cure for AIDS?
      How does conciousness work?

      The list goes on, but of course you know that - seriously, I fucking hate the vibe from you ill hipsters.

    4. Re:Sure by object88 · · Score: 1

      What's sad is that what he is saying is true, and is a very important part of dealing with the world effectively. But nobody gets it, so they think it is funny.

      Agreed. Probably the most intelligent thing Rumsfeld ever said.

    5. Re:Sure by rossifer · · Score: 1

      What's funny isn't whether it's right or wrong, but that he used that statement to say: we don't know. Which goes back to the old composition rule: never use a large word when a diminutive one will do.

      Ross

    6. Re:Sure by JayBlalock · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Um... I don't know about anyone else, but I got it completely.

      *I* find it funny\ironic\interesting because, when Rummy was just rooting around trying to find a way to dodge a reporter's question, he accidentally made a profoundly poetic, even zen, philosophical statement. When properly spaced out like parent did, I truly believe that could stand alongside the great insights of the great writers of the world. In terms of form, composition, and truth, it is nearly perfect.

      Which means just about the LAST place you'd expect it to come from is the mouth of the man whose job otherwise was to blow up as much of the known world as he could.

      And that's what makes it funny.

      And just for the record, the A.C. parent posted no commentary. Just the moment of zen. And others modded it as funny (and insightful!). Why did you automatically assume he was ridiculing it?

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    7. Re:Sure by silentounce · · Score: 1

      "And just for the record, the A.C. parent posted no commentary. Just the moment of zen. And others modded it as funny (and insightful!). Why did you automatically assume he was ridiculing it?"
      Read my signature, it's from the Dao de Ching, a root of Zen Buddhism, and you might get an idea. If you have a hard time, I had to squeeze it into 80 characters, go here. It's part of the way down the page.

      "Which means just about the LAST place you'd expect it to come from is the mouth of the man whose job otherwise was to blow up as much of the known world as he could."
      Nice flamebait, but not true. His job is to defend the USA, if that requires some blowing up, so be it. But not "as much of the known world as he could."

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    8. Re:Sure by Politburo · · Score: 1
      Uh, everyone gets it. Even this guy:
      "Don once famously said, 'There are known knowns; there are known unknowns; and there are unknown unknowns,'" said Bush. "Well, Mr. Secretary, here is a known known: Your service has made America stronger, and made America a safer nation. You will be missed, and I wish you and Joyce all the best in the years to come."
    9. Re:Sure by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      It is sad that someone who speaks of the Dao read my comment and apparently only saw flamebait.

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    10. Re:Sure by silentounce · · Score: 1

      I would have emailed you this, but you do not have it listed. I didn't only see flamebait. I saw flamebait in your comment about Rumsfeld blowing up the world. Even the works of Lao Tzu state that war is sometimes necessary. There are several verses that discuss it, even though such things should not be glorified. I can speak of the Dao even though I may not follow it. It is said that everyone has their own way.
      No one is perfect, I do not claim to be. I only aspire to find the way. Is it "sad" that I speak this way? Tell me what is "happy," what is "sad," and what is the difference between the two?
      Feel free to email me at silentounce@gmail.com so as not to clutter the topic.

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  9. Great tits! by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

    The research focused on great tits in ten major European cities, including London, Paris, Amsterdam and Prague, and compared them to forest-dwellers.

    I'd be singing faster rap style songs too rather than longer melodies if it attracted mates with great tits.

    1. Re:Great tits! by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      This page sadly no longer available on the internet:

      http://www.nice-tits.org/

      Welcome to the official site of the Royal Tit-Watching (Ornithological) Society of Britain. We hope you enjoy viewing our splendid collection of tits.

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  10. Chicken or the Egg? by Zashi · · Score: 3, Funny

    We know the egg came first because it was the first to light up its cigarette and ask "how was it, baby?"

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  11. Oblig python by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    43. There is only one cheddar cheese maker in Cheddar, even though cheddar is the most popular hard cheese in the English-speaking world.

    Not 'round here, sir.

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    1. Re:Oblig python by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      D'oh, that was supposed to be "funny". Posting to retract mod.

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    2. Re:Oblig python by Hyram+Graff · · Score: 1

      And what is the most popular cheese around here?

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    3. Re:Oblig python by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 1

      Ilchester, sir. It's quite staggeringly popular in the manor.

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    4. Re:Oblig python by jacobcaz · · Score: 1
      Not 'round here, sir.
      And what is the most popular cheese "round here"?
  12. Well yeah, but... by Robot+Randy · · Score: 2, Funny

    While what you say is true, I expect that they are talking about it filling the bottles at sea level pressure.

    And having visited the UK in 2002, I can vouch for there being quite a lot of great tit pairs.

  13. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the old days, people would scream "the Devil!" when they pronounced the number 666. These days we have a long word to wrap our tongues around to pronounce the number 666. I guess Word Nazis rule hell.

    1. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs... by MollyB · · Score: 1

      I watched some documentary-style program on the history channel that suggested that the number 666 actually "translated" to (the Roman Emperor) Nero, who was persecuting the Christians and about whom the text of Revelation is actually accusing in an indirect manner, iirc. I agree we don't a tongue-twister to describe the baseless dread of a simple integer whose very origin is so hysterically twisted. (Sorry if I fit the word-nazi descriptor. Just trying to advance understanding...)

    2. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs... by PatPending · · Score: 1

      Sure beats `p@$$word' for my login

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  14. It is news which has nothing to do with science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this considered 'science'?????

  15. ARTICLE IS GAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gah, what is next? "Barbara Streisand Just Dyed Her Hair" on the front page?

  16. Re:The Egg by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Informative
    BullShit! The Rooster came first.....

    Yes, but, the father of the first "chicken" wasn't quite technically a chicken. And neither was the mother.

  17. this article is silly by xilmaril · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They say that last year we didn't know that... Panspermia is the theory that life came from other planets???

    I scanned down the list for a bit, but when I saw that, I just had to reread it in surprise, then close that browser tab. I knew that a long, long time ago, as did a lot of other science or science-fiction fans. The wikipedia article on panspermia cites its usage as early as 2000.

    I was kind of disappointed.

    1. Re:this article is silly by xenoarch · · Score: 1

      Much older then that I used the term in a high school paper in the early nineties. Can't remember where i heard the term before. Nova, or some other PBS show I'm sure.

      of course its "We" in the headlines, so either they are saying that they the Magazine itself didn't know these before, or mayhaps its the royal "We" and saying its what The Queen didn't know last year.

    2. Re:this article is silly by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      The wikipedia article on panspermia cites its usage as early as 2000.

      This BBC article doesn't make sense. 1. panspermia is not a "fact", it's an idea. 2. It's been a popular idea for decades... BBC's own article talks about the 1960s:

      "The main reason why Dr Louis's ideas have not been immediately laughed out of court is because they tie in with a theory promoted by two UK scientists ever since the 1960s."

      Chandra Wickramasin himself has been promoting panspermia since 2001. So why is this special now?

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    3. Re:this article is silly by General+Alcazar · · Score: 1

      2000 is a long, long time ago? Geez, getting old sucks - that seems like yesterday for me. :P

      I thought Francis Crick came up with that back in the 1960s?

    4. Re:this article is silly by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      The list is full of things like these. Its not really a list of discovery but of off-beat and interesting news. Panspeemia is an old idea, usually held up by discoving tough bacteria that might survive and interstellar trip on an asteroid, fossils, and now this 'red rain.' They also didnt just discover how to say 666 fear in greek, etc.

    5. Re:this article is silly by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Because someone came up with the idea to do a "What do we know this year that we didn't know last year?" column and needed to fill out 100 items.

    6. Re:this article is silly by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      They say that last year we didn't know that... No, they said that they didn't know those things last year. They made no comment on what was or wasn't known by you, me, or the rest of the human race.
    7. Re:this article is silly by lahvak · · Score: 1

      The number one fact that they missed is that people who write BBC News articles are idiots. Wait, we knew that last year, already. Never mind.

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    8. Re:this article is silly by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      They say that last year we didn't know that...

      What makes you think that that "we" includes you?

      It isn't meant to be a list of 100 brand new things that were discovered, invented or otherwise became part of the body of human knowledge over the last 12 months. It's a list of interesting things that the author(s) found out about over the last 12 months.

      The fact that you, I or anyone else already knew any given fact is irrelevant, and you've entirely missed the point of the article.

    9. Re:this article is silly by red+crab · · Score: 1

      Silly and bereft of facts. Just somebody says something about someone does not qualify as a thing(truth) that we all need to know this year. Example is the one related to standard condom sizes not fitting Indian men. That's just a piece of frivolous shit not based an any solid finding. The BBC needn't tell me what size best fits my cock.

    10. Re:this article is silly by sootman · · Score: 1

      Panspermia is mentioned in Dan Brown's Deception Point, copyright 2001.

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  18. Didn't know last year? by g253 · · Score: 1

    10. Panspermia is the idea that life on Earth originated on another planet.

    Yea, never ever heard about that idea before 2006.

  19. stat on everest by vingilot · · Score: 4, Informative

    For every 10 successful attempts to climb Mount Everest there is one fatality.

    This is per expedition. See:
    http://www.americanalpineclub.org/pdfs/aaj/HueyEve restAAJ_03.pdf

    1 in 54 climbers dies. 1 in 10 expeditions will experience a fatality.

    For any climbers out there the above reference has good statistics of risk, including vs denali and k2.

    1. Re:stat on everest by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      thus we see it is far safer to climb mt. everest than to be president of the U.S.A.

    2. Re:stat on everest by Associate · · Score: 1

      You mean the odds of dying go up for presidents? I always thought it was %100. Good thing I'm not the president.

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    3. Re:stat on everest by Ars+Dilbert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, the original article is correct. Average fatality rate is just under 10%.

      Actually, prior to commercialization of Everest around 1990, the fatality rate was an unbelievable 37%.

      But since about 1990, various commercial outfits have started taking paying climbers to the Everest summit. Everest is now a multi million dollar business! Climbers are supported by experienced sherpas, and the various expeditions have fixed permanent ropes and ladders up on the Everest. That's 1) reduced fatalities and 2) allowed many more (relatively inexperienced) climbers to climb the summit. So the average fatality rate has dropped to about 10%.

      Everest has become a zoo in the past 15 years or so. There's garbage all over the mountain (equipment, oxygen bottles, etc...). Ropes and ladders are fixed in place to help with the more technical climbs. Dead bodies litter the very paths to the summit.

      Causes of death vary wildly. Some climbers are killed on lower slopes of the mountain by avalanches or by falling into crevasses. Others slip and fall hundreds or thousands of feet on the more technical climbs higher up on the mountain. Others still succumb to frostbite. Some get altitude sickness above 26,000 feet, lose their reasoning abilities and sometimes vision and motor skills, and just get stuck and die up there. Some return to BC only to keel over in their tent and die.

      Everest could own you, no matter how experienced you think you are.

    4. Re:stat on everest by PrinceAshitaka · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunatly this kind of logical reasoning precludes you from the job.

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    5. Re:stat on everest by iabervon · · Score: 1

      At least until recently, there was a high rate of expeditions that had to turn back due to weather or other issues, and everybody made it back okay. So it could be accurate that a climber has a 2% chance of dying, a 20% chance of making it to the summit, and a 78% chance of being turned back by conditions, which would fit both sets of statistics. I haven't reanalyzed the statistics from that paper (and note that the 1 in 10 is only for spring), but it's not too far off. And an error of 25% is surprisingly low for science reporting in mainstream news, which is usually off by at least 1000%.

    6. Re:stat on everest by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > Average fatality rate is just under 10%.

      If you take all other variables into effect, the average mortality rate for everyone is 100%

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    7. Re:stat on everest by Teppic_52 · · Score: 1

      O'rly?

    8. Re:stat on everest by Ars+Dilbert · · Score: 1

      Yeah... If I were 12 years old too, maybe I'd find it funny too...

  20. godless evolutionist pagans!!! by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1, Funny

    *sarcasm on*

    "The egg came first."

    read and weep evolutionists:

    "And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

    And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

    And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth."

    See ??? first god created the chicken, then the chicken laid the first egg!

    it's so clear now, isn't it ?

    *sarcasm off*

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    1. Re:godless evolutionist pagans!!! by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0

      Actually, birdseed came before the chicken OR the egg ;)

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    2. Re:godless evolutionist pagans!!! by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, birdseed came before the chicken OR the egg ;)

      I thought birdseed was what was released when the chicken came.

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    3. Re:godless evolutionist pagans!!! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      that's only half right, the other half of chickens are hens.

    4. Re:godless evolutionist pagans!!! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but plants were created the day before, and plants have egg cells. Not to mention eggplants. 8D

    5. Re:godless evolutionist pagans!!! by dapsychous · · Score: 2, Funny

      I still say that it was really neither the chicken nor the egg, but in fact the rooster that came first. After all, the rooster laid the hen.

      Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress

    6. Re:godless evolutionist pagans!!! by Surt · · Score: 1

      I actually considered adding (I know, roosters) after the word chicken, but decided it detracted from the funniness.

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    7. Re:godless evolutionist pagans!!! by kasperd · · Score: 1
      The egg came first.
      People always asks about the chicken and the egg. I have known for years, that the egg came before the chicken. It is quite obvious, when you think about it. Egg laying creatures have existed long before the chicken, one of them slowly evolved into the chicken. When the first chicken saw the light of day, it came from an egg, and so did its ancestors for generations.
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    8. Re:godless evolutionist pagans!!! by Eythian · · Score: 1

      "The egg came first."

      Yeah, right. I bet it was the rooster.

  21. lion costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "The lion costume in the film 'Wizard of Oz' was made from real lions." This was in a documentary in the mid 90's. Maybe the BBC needs to watch more TV.

    1. Re:lion costume by pbrammer · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the costume designers knew it when they made the film.

    2. Re:lion costume by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the tin man costume was made from real tin men...

    3. Re:lion costume by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      No. The suit was made from tuna cans.

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  22. 1.5p by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 5, Funny

    Flushing a toilet costs 1.5p, but the cost of requiring flushing is, of course, only 1p.

    1. Re:1.5p by PatPending · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless you're doing a Number Two--then the cost (equivalent) is what, 2p?

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    2. Re:1.5p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cost is about 1/4 pi, from what I have seen.

    3. Re:1.5p by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      it'g log(10)

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  23. Most useful by nick255 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The one I found most useful was:

    79. The best-value consumer purchase in terms of the price and usage is an electric kettle.

    I wonder what the worst is?

    1. Re:Most useful by MoronBob · · Score: 1

      "I wonder what the worst is?" Buying a computer to read slashdot.

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    2. Re:Most useful by justinlindh · · Score: 1

      The worst? Obviously the PS3. Seriously, you need to refinance your home to even get one, it needs a small power plant to power it, and afterwards you're left wondering why.

    3. Re:Most useful by PatPending · · Score: 1

      Well, if it's confined to the same category as an electric kettle, I'd say it's either: (a) a juicer or (b) an electric carving knife.

      How many people regularly use these? Sure, they sound useful, but the reality is that people use them for awhile (or infrequently), then let them collect dust for a few years before they're finally given to Goodwill.

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    4. Re:Most useful by dangitman · · Score: 1

      An ALF pog.

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    5. Re:Most useful by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      An eclipse powered kettle?

    6. Re:Most useful by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "I wonder what the worst is?"

      A PSP.

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    7. Re:Most useful by Michael+O-P · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot (c) bread machine. However it does make a nice place to set mail.

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    8. Re:Most useful by wuie · · Score: 1

      The one I found most useful was:

      79. The best-value consumer purchase in terms of the price and usage is an electric kettle.

      I wonder what the worst is?


      Duke Nukem Forever Pre-Orders.

    9. Re:Most useful by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      I actually knew somebody who preordered it in 1998. Even back then, the delays were notorious, but he found a software-shop who promised him it would be available till chrismas...

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    10. Re:Most useful by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      True, although you could say that for most tools. How often do most people use a hand saw or a hammer? Probably not very often. But when you need one, you need one; a lot of special-purpose tools are worth their purchase price the first time you have to use one. That goes for both the ones in the basement/garage, and in the kitchen.

      Although you're right about medium-to-large appliances; they're like having a table saw or a drill press that you never use.

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    11. Re:Most useful by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      An SUV?

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    12. Re:Most useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      According to a similar Swedish survey, a fondue pot was among the worst. Each buyer used it on average once or twice, and it usually cost around $100.

    13. Re:Most useful by WilyCoder · · Score: 1

      Netburst.

  24. *sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess I'll just have to wait until next year to see which is better, vi or Emacs.

    1. Re:*sigh* by dangitman · · Score: 1

      This is a closely guarded secret, and revealing the answer would cause too much shock and social unrest. The answer is, of course: "Neither, WordPerfect is the best."

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  25. What mean "WE" kimosabe? by Chas · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said.

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    1. Re:What mean "WE" kimosabe? by markbt73 · · Score: 1

      I think it's "100 things some dude at the BBC didn't know last year."

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  26. New Facts by NatePWIII · · Score: 1

    Ok some of these are really dumb but some of them are actually quite interesting.

    For one I didn't realize that the fatality rate on Everest was so high, that's pretty scarey. I guess there goes my Everest attempt, my wife was never in favor of it anyway.

    I was thinking about it the other night and I had an idea, they need to put a fire escape type of tube on Everest, the kind you see installed on some high rises. Just a super long one on Everest, that way if someone is having a problem just pop them into the tube and let them slide down to advanced base camp, no rescue operation necessary and no endangering further lives in trying to evacuate an incapacitated climber.

    Would something like this actually work? Could it be done in stages? A tube stretching from one camp to the next?

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    1. Re:New Facts by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Would something like this actually work? Could it be done in stages? A tube stretching from one camp to the next?

      All you'd have to do would be set up an internet connection. The only problem is you'd have to get permission from Al Gore, as he owns the patent on tubes in series.

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    2. Re:New Facts by blugu64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not sure if it world work or not, but it would make on kickin waterslide for sure!

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    3. Re:New Facts by PatPending · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Reducing the risk would attract more climbers, in spite of the fact that Everest is over-crowded now as it is. (Example: there have been instances of twenty or more climbers in a queue, waiting to summit!) It's "bad enough" that climbers use oxygen, modern gear, and an over reliance on porters, etc. to summit.

      Our so-called modern society is overwrought with OSHA-, FDA-, EPA-, NTSB- (and etc.) mandated warning labels and devices, intended to protect us from ourselves.

      Some places, Nature does not want us to go. Everest is one of them. Let's keep it that way.

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    4. Re:New Facts by NatePWIII · · Score: 1

      Thats the point make it more accesible to the average Joe by taking out some of the risk. What kills these climbers is getting stranded in a spot where no one can even attempt a rescue. I don't know who has watched the recent show on Discovery on Everest, but basically that is what killed that one climber near the summit, if he could have been evacuated chances are he would still be alive today.

      Perhaps better than a tube is just to hook up a zip line from from the North or South Col that stretches all the way to Advanced Base Camp or further. This would require less maintenance and also be less of an impact on the environment. I know this could be done because of similar cables stretching off of mountains all over the world usually for Gondola rides etc... Then you could evacuate people off of the mountain very quickly and efficiently should a medical emergency arrive.

      The only real problem I see is somehow getting the necessary supplies to the spot in order to create the anchor point for the cable. Of course, the word around for this would be to simply run a cable long enough to stretch down both sides of the mountains so no anchor point needed at an extreme elevation, it simply rests on the ridge line at one of the cols and then anchors on both ends like a suspension bridge.

      Not only could you send people down a cable like this but you could also ferry supplies up with some sort of cable climber apparatus (ie. medical supplies, food, shelters, oxygen etc...)

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    5. Re:New Facts by NatePWIII · · Score: 1

      One other thing, most of the accidents and fatalities on Everest occur on the way down not on the way up, by the time your coming down your exhausted, sometimes not real lucid, your body has not been digesting food for at least a couple of days so your internal heat source is running on low, hence the frostbite injuries are usually incurred on the way down.

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    6. Re:New Facts by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      I am imagining that giant tube from near the summit of Everest to that advanced base camp.
      I am imagining the base camp buried in a snow-drift because of snow going through the tube during the previous winter.

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  27. Urban birds and 'rap style' by GrumpySimon · · Score: 3, Informative
    Dear god that's just stupid - It's got absolutely nothing to do with rapping or urbanisation, just communication. The more I see of science reporting, the more depressed I get (hence I'm trying to do it better myself).

    The original report said that the urban birds have shorter songs with an upshift in frequency, all the better to compete with traffic noise. You can read a more sciency report on it at Science Daily. The paper's abstract:


    Worldwide urbanization and the ongoing rise of urban noise levels form a major threat to living conditions in and around cities. Urban environments typically homogenize animal communities, and this results, for example, in the same few bird species' being found everywhere. Insight into the behavioral strategies of the urban survivors may explain the sensitivity of other species to urban selection pressures. Here, we show that songs that are important to mate attraction and territory defense have significantly diverged in great tits (Parus major), a very successful urban species. Urban songs were shorter and sung faster than songs in forests, and often concerned atypical song types. Furthermore, we found consistently higher minimum frequencies in ten out of ten city-forest comparisons from London to Prague and from Amsterdam to Paris. Anthropogenic noise is most likely a dominant factor driving these dramatic changes. These data provide the most consistent evidence supporting the acoustic-adaptation hypothesis since it was postulated in the early seventies. At the same time, they reveal a behavioral plasticity that may be key to urban success and the lack of which may explain detrimental effects on bird communities that live in noisy urbanized areas or along highways.


    From Current Biology here and you can even listen to the songs yourself.
    1. Re:Urban birds and 'rap style' by dangitman · · Score: 1

      The original report said that the urban birds have shorter songs with an upshift in frequency,

      You mean, like rap songs?

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    2. Re:Urban birds and 'rap style' by GrumpySimon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are rap songs shorter with an upshift in frequency? I doubt it.

      Sure, I may be being a little bit uh, anal here, but a glib report along the lines of "it's like a rap song" just trivialises and dumbs down the research which is actually quite neat: these birds have adjusted their songs to compete with the other noises in their environment, showing a high level of behavioral plasticity.

    3. Re:Urban birds and 'rap style' by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Would you trade bad teeth for a sense of humor?

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    4. Re:Urban birds and 'rap style' by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are rap songs shorter with an upshift in frequency? I doubt it.

      Pretty much, yes. It has a "sharp" style, and words are pronounced much more quickly than in rock, folk, opera - in fact, it is sung more quickly than just about any genre I can think of. And while rap is known for deep basslines, the vocals are higher pitched than other genres, both to distinguish them from the bass, and as a side-effect of the quicker pace. Of course, rap varies, and some rappers use a deep voice, but the majority of it is higher-pitched than equivalent songs in other genres like rock.

      Sure, I may be being a little bit uh, anal here, but a glib report along the lines of "it's like a rap song" just trivialises and dumbs down the research which is actually quite neat: these birds have adjusted their songs to compete with the other noises in their environment, showing a high level of behavioral plasticity.

      I don't think anybody would have read the article and assumed that the birds were imitating rappers. It's just a catchy hook - and that kind of thing actually gets readers interested, which can mean that more people read the research than otherwise.

      Anyway, you said in your previous post that it has nothing to do with urbanisation. The article makes it pretty clear that it actually has plenty to do with urbanisation. They are doing this to compete with traffic and industrial noise. What causes the increased traffic and industrial noise? Urbanisation.

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    5. Re:Urban birds and 'rap style' by GrumpySimon · · Score: 1

      Ok, point taken, and I shouldn't have used "urbanisation" in my first post - must have been lack of coffee, I was meaning something along the lines of "the increased urbanisation of modern human societies" (but hey, post hoc redefinition is cheating). It *is* urbanisation. However, rap music is not the only genre with those characteristics, you'll find most, if not all, of these aspects in punk and (heavy) metal music.

      I was more vexed with the hinting ( & I've seen this in a few news articles on this story ) that similar processes are underlying both the development of rap music and this change in bird song. Don't get me wrong, usually I'm all for explaining human societies and cultures in terms of evolution (my Ph.D topic is "the evolution of language and culture in the Pacific"), but I'd be very careful about conflating rap music with the territory defense and mate attraction songs of Parus major.

      --Simon

    6. Re:Urban birds and 'rap style' by GrumpySimon · · Score: 1

      Well, if I had a sense of humor, I guess I could laugh at the teeth.

  28. Settles it for those who misunderstand questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like others have said on here, we knew their argument before we saw them say it. But it didn't/doesn't "settle" the question. It only shows their lack of understanding of the question.

    Their argument is that some animal that was very close to, but not a chicken (ie, the animal lacked certain chicken defining characteristics) must have laid the first egg (consisting of mutated genes different than it's own) that produced a chicken.

    But, what if one defines chickens as animals capable of laying chicken eggs (which is the whole reasoning behind the asked question).

    Yeah some chickens are barren, but you can't necessarily cite the lack of a certain feature(s) making it not a chicken. For example, chickens are not blind. Yet there are chickens born that are blind, and we still call those chickens.

    So, then. What if a chicken was birthed. That's right. That's right crawled out of it's momma. Dinosaur gets laid. Embryo gets hit by X-rays and mutates gaining egg making technology. Chicken fetus forms in womb. Chicken gets birthed. That's right crawled out of it's momma.

    Then the chicken would have totally 100% chicken characteristics and go and lay the world's first egg.

    Anecdote: Cave man watching this whole thing is mesmerized and forgets to write this story into stone tablet, instead, he adds eggs and chicken to his grocery list.

  29. Say what? by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 0

    Damn liberals fear mongers... So you are calling them liberal fear mongers based on the fact that they called methane gas harmful? OMG maybe we should call the U.S. Army to shut them down since we are in an overreacting mood and all. Now that I think about it... all of these inane comments are always made by AC's. I wonder why that is?

    1. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By any chance, did you hear a *whoosh* as you posted that?

    2. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >OMG maybe we should call the U.S. Army to shut them down since we are in an overreacting mood and all.

      Are you talking about the armed US Army or the unarmed one? Just checking since my conservy-sense is twitching...

    3. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By any chance, did you hear a *whoosh* as you posted that?

      No, but he probably missed the thud as a weak and pointless attempt at humor landed at his feet.

  30. A small problem by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ouch. You'd think they could've phrased it a little better.

    Oh, sorry...

    1. Re:A small problem by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Even though, the little Indian problem seemed to be known longer ago, and setting that problem aside. I thought, for real, that a problem would be in terms of width not length.

    2. Re:A small problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For anyone who RTFA, I thought this was disturbing ...

      "From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

      ... so the Indian male response is to point to their country's overpopulation (and devastating poverty) and give a high-five ... how sad.
  31. Re:The Egg by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to make the obligatory comment about how that sound you just heard was a joke flying over your head.

  32. 100 things some british guy didn't know last year by jpellino · · Score: 1

    At least, 10, 11, 27, 28, 42, 43, 44, 90 and 99 are well established.

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  33. slightly OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When the news came that 616 was the actual number of tha beast, Dutch radio was very concerned and asked a spokesman of the church of satan wether they had to change all their books.
    "Nah..." was the reply. "As long as number 666 annoys the hell out of christians, we're perfectly happy with it."

  34. Title is inaccurate by meckardt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This article would more accurately be captioned "100 Interesting Things". Perusing the entire list, there are more than a few factoids therein that I did know.

    Come to think of it, the name "100 Things That Some People Might Not Know" would be even more accurate.

  35. Re:i got first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    uh...you're a little late there genius...

  36. Eveyone seems to be missing the point by Tim+C · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This isn't "100 things no-one knew last year", it's "100 things we didn't know last year". The "we" doesn't refer to the human race, it refers at the very most to "the average person in the street", and quite possibly only to the person(s) who pick the things that go in the articles.

    This isn't meant to be a list of 100 new discoveries, so can everyone stop commenting on it as though it is?

  37. The brain is soft and gelatinous...? Really? by turrican · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "30. The brain is soft and gelatinous - its consistency is something between jelly and cooked pasta."

    Not to jump on the bandwagon late, here - but I'm pretty sure that's NOT something we didn't know last year...

  38. Re:The Egg by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1
    Let me be the first to make the obligatory comment about how that sound you just heard was a joke flying over your head.

    Let me be the first to inform you that I did get the joke, which is why I said "Yes, but" instead of "No, you're wrong". I was changing the subject from a joke to a slightly more literally serious discussion of evolution. Perhaps I should have emphasized the word "first".

  39. Re:Settles it for those who misunderstand question by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1
    But, what if one defines chickens as animals capable of laying chicken eggs (which is the whole reasoning behind the asked question).

    Seems like a pretty odd definition; why would anyone use it? What if we define chickens as animals that normally of launch monkeys out of their butts?

  40. Re:The Egg by E++99 · · Score: 1
    Yes, but, the father of the first "chicken" wasn't quite technically a chicken. And neither was the mother.

    I say if you're laying chicken eggs, you're bloody well a chicken.
  41. Re:The Egg by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "BullShit! The Rooster came first....."

    I really don't understand how on Slashdot of all places we end up spending funny mods on cock discussions.

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  42. Re:The Egg by pluther · · Score: 1

    I suppose it would depend on how you define a "chicken egg".

    Is it an egg layed by a chicken? Or an egg from which a chicken hatches?

    At one point on the evolutionary scale, there had to be an egg that that was the latter, but not the former. If you use the first definition, the chicken came first. If the second, the egg.

    This is, of course, all assuming that by "the egg" you are referring to a "chicken egg". If you mean any kind of egg, then, of course, the egg came first, as there were many creatures laying eggs for aeons before the chicken came along.

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  43. obl. response by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

    "You must be new here."

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  44. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs translation by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs -

    translated in Greek -

    Hexakosio - 600
    hexekonta - 60, but I don't know if this is a spelling mistake, should be hexenta.
    hexa - 6
    phobia - fear of

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    1. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs translation by dreddnott · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hexekonta seems to be the way 60 was written in Greek of biblical times, at least that's how I learned it and how it shows up in my Greek texts of the new testament.

      For an extra bit of trivia, the number of the Beast is abbreviated in my Greek 'Textus Receptus' as the three letters Chi Xi Sigma, or for short.

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    2. Re:Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs translation by BigPaise · · Score: 1

      Bozhe moi!

  45. One thing I _hope_ we know now... by localman · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've suspected this for a long time, but I hope it soon becomes common wisdom:

    In certain situations, no amount of military might can force peace.

    I'm not going to try and make it any more specific or broad than that. But I really hope that somewhere in the collective pscyhe we let go this idea that enough force can make everyone behave. It can't. If a people are really burned up about something, you'd have to kill them all to control them.

    But all hope is not lost -- the alternative is to understand the underlying causes and use military might where appropriate, and negotiation and even *gasp* appeasement where it is not. There is no simple answer to all the conflict in the world. Military might is just one tool in the kit, and a highly overrated one than that.

    Cheers.

    1. Re:One thing I _hope_ we know now... by syzler · · Score: 1

      In certain situations, no amount of military might can force peace.

      I saw an interesting piece of graffiti when I was in high school that read:

      Fighting for peace is like f***ing for celibacy

    2. Re:One thing I _hope_ we know now... by localman · · Score: 1

      Heh... Troll. Guess we haven't learned this lesson yet :)

      Cheers.

    3. Re:One thing I _hope_ we know now... by localman · · Score: 1

      Amusing :) But I do think it's a little more subtle than that. There are many cases where military intervention is the best way to peace. The classic example would be WWII. But it is unfortunate that we think we can always make peace, or make people behave, with force. It just doesn't usually work. Until someone comes up with a good theory about when to apply force, we're just going to keep making these foolish mistakes over and over.

      Cheers.

    4. Re:One thing I _hope_ we know now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not really true, because once everybody is dead....

  46. Scooby Doo today ? by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny
    100. In the 1960s, the CIA used to watch Mission Impossible to get ideas about spying.

    haha !
    No, seriously, they're joking right ?
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    1. Re:Scooby Doo today ? by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1

      100. In the 1960s, the CIA used to watch Mission Impossible to get ideas about spying.

      haha !
      No, seriously, they're joking right ? Works by Arthur C. Clark were used in NASA-training, I heard. I read some (actually, a lot) of his short stories and I can imagine why.
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  47. Very true by mangu · · Score: 3, Informative
    These are the POTUS who died in office, with the years of their last election and dates of death:


    William Henry Harrison --- elected 1840, died April 4, 1841 at Washington, D.C.
    Zachary Taylor --- elected 1848, died July 9, 1850 at Washington, D.C.
    Abraham Lincoln --- elected 1864, died April 15, 1865 at Washington, D.C.
    James Garfield --- elected 1880, died September 19, 1881 at Elberon, New Jersey
    William McKinley --- elected 1900, died September 14, 1901 at Buffalo, New York
    Warren G. Harding --- elected 1920, died August 2, 1923 San Francisco, California
    Franklin D. Roosevelt --- elected 1944, died April 12, 1945 at Warm Springs, Georgia
    John F. Kennedy --- elected 1960, died November 22, 1963 at Dallas, Texas


    Of 42 people who were elected, 8 died in office, almost one in five...

    1. Re:Very true by jedrek · · Score: 1

      Except that the stats in the PDF only go back to the late 70s (or was that early 80s).

      In that time period, the in-office fatality rate for POTUS has been 0.

    2. Re:Very true by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Of 42 people who were elected, 8 died in office, almost one in five...

      Does it take 4+ years to climb Denali?

      Are all climbers 50 years of age or older?

      I bet it's also safer to play Russian Roulette than it is to be elected to the Supreme Court...
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    3. Re:Very true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, there seemed to be a pretty regular rate of casualties every 20 years for a while, but that has been broken recently.

  48. Re:The Egg by snarkth · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but that was before Lucas bought the rights to a remake ;-)

  49. Re:The Egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the hen didn't come at all

  50. Least useful by Atario · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Occupying Iraq?

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  51. Re:Settles it for those who misunderstand question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come you locked in on one sentence without reading the entire post?

    My point is that their argument fails if a chicken could have been born some other way (live born) besides from an egg. The people who are sure that the egg came first expect us to accept THEIR definition of a chicken that it must be born from an egg. How come we have to accept THAT?

    Their basic premise in "settling" the question is that a chicken MUST come from eggs. Which is not something we should assume.

    I am saying, if THAT assumption is acceptable, then how come other assumptions aren't.

    All I am saying is that, contrary to their claims, their argument does not SETTLE the question. It's more plausible than alternative theories. But it's not proof since it is making unverifiable assumptions.

    In summary: The question of which came first is not settled since either "solution" makes assumptions.

  52. Condoms by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    5. Standard-sized condoms are too big for most Indian men.

    I'll outsource my big wanker for them on an H-1Big visa ;-)

    1. Re:Condoms by shashark · · Score: 1

      for inches and centimetres, let fools contend...

    2. Re:Condoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly, it means they are better matched for thin small girls. Check out the Kama Sutra sometime, which has a lot to say about the proper matching up of genital sizes for a good experience on both sides. Also why black guys like girls with big asses...

  53. My favorite sentence by jc42 · · Score: 1

    My favorite dumb sentence was:

    Urban tits consistently experimented with between one and five note calls, while those in forests close to the cities stuck to more normal combinations of two, three and four note tunes, the research found.

    My first thought was that someone should explain to this writer that two, three and four are all between one and five.

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  54. Costumes by Livius · · Score: 1

    "The lion costume in the film 'Wizard of Oz' was made from real lions". That destroys the credibility of the whole list. The movie was made in 1939. *Someone* must have known - the costume manager, the supplier of the material...

    1. Re:Costumes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently it was made by a Polar Bear

    2. Re:Costumes by AndyboyH · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the lion(s) did...

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  55. travel back in time by robinvanleeuwen · · Score: 0

    If one could travel back in time and show people this list would the world benefit.
    If one would go back 1 year.

    What about 5 years? or 10? ( for all you smart asses, Yes i would bring a copy of the latest linux kernel sources
    with me when i go back offcourse :-) )

    kind regards,

    Robin

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  56. If you werent sure it was from the BBC... by AugustZephyr · · Score: 1

    73. George Bush's personal highlight of his presidency is catching a 7.5lb (3.4kg) perch.

  57. Re:Settles it for those who misunderstand question by deleveld · · Score: 1

    You cannot sensibly define chickes as the things that lay eggs since you would then have to accept that crocodiles are chickens. I hope you are not prepared to go that far.

    The basic idea is that eggs must have appeared before chickens because crocodiles are born from eggs and lived before the first animal that sensibly be called a chicken.

  58. Numbers by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

    I'm like, mad at numbers. There's too many of them.

  59. Maybe they should resurect the series? by crusher-1 · · Score: 1

    "In the 1960s, the CIA used to watch Mission Impossible to get ideas about spying."

    They seem to have no original ideas themselves these day - outside of what the NSC tells them (that being the President, the Vice President, the Secretary of State, the Secretary of the Treasury and the Secretary of Defense). And we all know where their advice has gotten us so far. Could Tom Cruise be any worse?

  60. Re:Settles it for those who misunderstand question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> animals that normally of launch monkeys out of their butts?

    Weeellll.... after a bowl of **my** chili, ANY animal is gonna' be capable of launching monkeys out of it's butt!

  61. 616 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  62. Problem is .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that killing people is just about the only diplomatic skill Americans have.

    We are famous throughout the world for arrogance, breaking our word (on every treaty!) and ignoring any other point of view apart from our own.

    We rewrite history to claim that we are continuously successful, so we don't need to learn anything from anyone. The current wars are just the latest example of this, and until we educate our population properly we cannot expect to elect anyone who thinks different.

    We have a track record of theft and hypocrisy when it comes to industry and culture.

    Can you wonder that we prefer killing people to any other form of interaction?

    1. Re:Problem is .... by localman · · Score: 1

      Well I'm American and I certainly don't prefer killing people. But yeah, broadly speaking, you're right.

      I guess I shouldn't be, but I'm fairly surprised that my original post was moderated as a Troll since it's a fairly innocuous statement. Just trying to get people to think a little about how our Iraq plans haven't gone as well as we'd hoped. Not even blaming anyone... but I even the idea that we can't machine-gun and atom-bomb our way to a better tomorrow is still too tough to swallow. Even here on Slashdot where the populous is a hair sharper than average. Oh well... maybe in another 1000 years.

      Cheers.

  63. What? by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    What? Didn't dinosaurs hatch out of chickens in your science textbooks?

  64. UK-Centric by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    This list is UK-Centric - what about us American readers??? Slashdot is far to oriented to the UK these days.

  65. "Harmful" methane gas by BarnabyWilde · · Score: 0

    "Harmful methane gas"?

    What, no proof of that statement?

    Rejected as pure conjecture.

    BWilde