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FDA Decides Cloned Animals Safe to Eat

friedo writes "After five years of research, the Food and Drug Administration has decided that meat and milk from cloned animals is safe to eat. From the article: 'The government believes meat and milk from cattle, swine and goat clones is as safe to eat as the food we eat every day, said Stephen F. Sundlof, director of the FDA Center for Veterinary Medicine. Meat and milk from the offspring of clones is also safe, the agency concluded. Officials said they did not have enough information to decide whether food from sheep clones is safe. If food from clones is indistinguishable, FDA doesn't have the authority to require labels, Sundlof said. Companies trying to distance themselves from cloning must be careful with their wording, he added.'"

323 comments

  1. Duped? Cloned? by erroneus · · Score: 5, Funny

    which is more funny? I dunno...

  2. So.. by Swimport · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can't wait till they can clone meat without that unnecessary nervous system, what will those vegans say then?

    1. Re:So.. by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      brains are edible.

      braiiiins .....

    2. Re:So.. by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can't wait till they can clone meat without that unnecessary nervous system, what will those vegans say then?

      Hard to say. I still can't get one to say they're sorry for the painful, premature demise of the countless earthworms that are tilled to death so that vegans can have their Thanksgiving Tofurkey. Won't someone think of the collateral damage to the helpless invertebrates?

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    3. Re:So.. by slackingme · · Score: 1

      I don't know who is funnier.. you, unable to distinguish higher orders of animal life from an earthworm, or vegans.

      Either way, +5, Funny!

      ROTFL SO CLEVER R U!!!!!! YODA2!!

    4. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That would be genetic engineering, not cloning.

    5. Re:So.. by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 2, Funny

      Especially because earthworms have ten hearts each. It's like killing ten beings per worm, those dirty vegan scum.

    6. Re:So.. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I don't know who is funnier.. you, unable to distinguish higher orders of animal life from an earthworm, or vegans.

      Wait! You left off another option: you, for not digesting a little satirical rhetoric. Funny! That's OK. The truth is, the people that are the most fun to make fun of are the ones that actually do lump the earthworms in with the cuter, fuzzier things. But I'll bet they'll still swat a mosquito that's sucking blood out of their forehead, depsite the horrific violence involved. I mean, they only eat a little bit of you.

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      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    7. Re:So.. by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know who is funnier.. you, unable to distinguish higher orders of animal life from an earthworm

            Who made YOU God, that you can sit in judgment over our poor earthworms so? Where I come from, earthworms are what recycle all that vegetable matter back into the food chain. Without them, you wouldn't exist. Who is the higher life form NOW, Mr. Smarty-pants?

            Remember, your worm is your friend!

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      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
    8. Re:So.. by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      it's still gross.

    9. Re:So.. by 12ahead · · Score: 1

      Those vegans will probably say "so what"? Why do 'those' meat eaters think that we are missing out on something? There is a wide variety of food available. Seriously. We are fine. We eat heaps. We have banquets. We stuff ourselves. And most of us are really really healthy as a result of not eating animal products. Vegan lions on Futurama don't prove the contrary by the way.

    10. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're being overly defensive. A commonly-cited reason for becoming vegan is the apparent suffering of animals. If we remove the nervous system, eating animals would appear to be, in this regard, ethically very similar to eating plants. Now, if you just prefer the taste, or you have an entirely separate reason (anti-GMO, or perhaps religious reasons) then your statement to that effect is the answer that he was looking for. If other ethical vegans will yield that eating such meat is ethical, then, well, that's even moreso the answer he was looking for.

    11. Re:So.. by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Unless the Vegan could care less about animal welfare, and instead is concerned with the female hormones in milk, or the antibiotics in meat, and that 10 times as much food can be produced on an acre of land from plants than meat... not to mention the fact that overconsumption of meat is leading to epidemic levels of heart disease and obesity.

      In fact, those earthworms are probably more healthy for you to eat than a steak (or tofurky for that matter).

    12. Re:So.. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Actually it you. Since you can't distinguish the see that the parent is intentionally using vegan logic to point out the ridiculousness of the 'moral vegan'. And that you don't see that the parent obviously DOES distinguish between higher an lower forms of life.

    13. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing a number of those vegans would welcome the idea that meat could be grown and harvested without the slaughter of sentient beings.

    14. Re:So.. by qbwiz · · Score: 1

      So, no more human burgers? What a pity.

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    15. Re:So.. by icedcool · · Score: 1

      Delicious.

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      Most people aren't thought about after they're gone. "I wonder where Rob got the plutonium" is better than most get.
    16. Re:So.. by laffer1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the record, not everyone that is vegetarian or the smaller subset vegan is against killing animals. You can call it PETA logic if you want because that's more accurate, but still not quite right.

      I'm a vegetarian, but not a vegan. I don't care if you eat a big steak or a pound of bacon. In fact I used to enjoy both of those things until my doctor told me to cut cholesterol and suggested my current diet. I am a lacto ovo vegetarian meaning I eat dairy and eggs.

      Further, while we're on this topic do NOT consider a person who eats fish or poultry to be vegetarian. There are terms for that too.

    17. Re:So.. by a.d.trick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know you're half joking, but from my experience, the most common argument against eating meat is health related and not ethics. I've you've seen the way we "manufacture" our farm animals, you might agree with them too.

    18. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you misunderstand veganism. Or at least some vegans. All vegals are "moral vegans" so that's not much of an adjective to use in these circumstances. But it's not always or just or largely about not killing. It's about living in as small an ecological footprint as possible. So, fuck earthworms.

    19. Re:So.. by @madeus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Won't someone think of the collateral damage to the helpless invertebrates?

      Just to treat that argument seriously for a minute:

      What about all the invertebrates killed in the production of the tonnes of grain to feed to the cow? Cows eat around 100 lbs a day, that's a lot of feed and consequently requires intensive farming (typically things like soya in the US, not so much grass - contrary to what's regularly shown in dairy commercials).

      Additionally, it's reasonable to suppose that worms suffer less than cow's do when they are inadvertently killed now and then (the number killed would still be pail by comparison) as they are not as developed lifeforms. The panic, fear (stampeding) and abuse that in slaughterhouses is well known, it's not like the minimum wage failures-at-life who work in rendering plants actually give a crap about animal welfare, they've got an electric cattle prod and they know how to use it.

      The increasingly popular practice of slaughtering animals by cutting their throats and leaving them to (slowly) bleed to death so that they meat can be sold as Halal is not something we should shrug off as 'okay', it's barbaric frankly. People tend not to like thinking about the production process, certainly it's not something that comes up in school, for example, it's kept out of the way where we don't have to think about it.

      Typically, people say to themselves 'animals don't feel pain or fear like we do', while there is no denying that cows are not exactly equipped with the sharpest tools in the box, anyone who has had a cat or dog (or even say, a horse) knows they can be happy, bored, confused, in a bad mood and dream in a way that's instantly recognizable to us (and of course, people can and do eat cats and dogs too).

      I don't think anyone is claiming to be able to quantify life in a practical way (as if 1000 worms were equal to a single cow), but that doesn't invalidate choosing to be less, rather than more destructive. It is surely better to eat what you hunt, than to hunt and kill purely for self gratification, for example.

      I certainly squat/spray things round the house that are liable to bite or string me (mosquitoes, hornets, etc.) but if it's just a bee or a spider I pop in a jar and bung it out the window, it's not a big deal unless you are a total pansy. Though, I actually trapped the last mosquito in my room in a jar and chucked it out the window, though here the mosquito's - while just as noisy - are big and slow and easy to catch, much like the bees here (YMMV - you wouldn't likely catch me doing the same thing in the Mediterranean, for example).

      Self styled 'hard men' often seem to love squashing spiders and other harmless bugs (even Woodlice) I've noticed, and usually not even with their bare hands (more often armed with a primitive makeshift twatting weapon). I'm not sure what that is all about and (as little as I apparently know about women) they don't seem to be impressed with that sort of behavior, perhaps other guys are and I'm just not getting it. I would maybe be a bit impressed if someone killed a hornet with their bare hands, but killing slowly moving crane flies with a bit of rolled up paper is like a level 60 ganking level 30's in Hillsbrad Foothills.

    20. Re:So.. by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I can't wait till they can clone meat without that unnecessary nervous system, what will those vegans say then?

       
      Hard to say. I still can't get one to say they're sorry for the painful, premature demise of the countless earthworms that are tilled to death so that vegans can have their Thanksgiving Tofurkey. Won't someone think of the collateral damage to the helpless invertebrates?

      A friend of mine notes that it seems that what defines what a vegan/vegetarian won't eat is whether or not is has cute babies.
       
      (Note: This applies to the style of vegan/vegetarian living in the West, where it's primarily a [political|personal style|fad|social] statement. It does not apply to those who live that lifestyle for religious or who must for health reasons.)
    21. Re:So.. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That is why I put 'moral vegan'. As in someone who is a vegan because they think is the 'moral' thing to do. PETA logic would be someone who thinks harming animals for MY benefit is evil, but is ok for THEIR benefit.

      Why would I consider someone who eats meat to be a vegetarian?

    22. Re:So.. by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1
      A friend of mine notes that it seems that what defines what a vegan/vegetarian won't eat is whether or not is has cute babies.
      This isn't exactly limited to vegetarians. Most people in the US would think you were barbaric if you were to eat a cat or a dog, even though they're perfectly happy to eat a pig or a chicken.
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    23. Re:So.. by servognome · · Score: 1
      it's not like the minimum wage failures-at-life who work in rendering plants actually give a crap about animal welfare
      what game are these people failing at? Life is about survival, if they work at the plant to make ends meet they are winning.

      Typically, people say to themselves 'animals don't feel pain or fear like we do
      Mostly people don't care.

      I don't think anyone is claiming to be able to quantify life in a practical way (as if 1000 worms were equal to a single cow), but that doesn't invalidate choosing to be less, rather than more destructive
      Where do you draw that line? You do realize the destruction caused in making your house, computer, clothes, etc. Wouldn't it be less destructive to just live on a farm and grow your own food?

      but killing slowly moving crane flies with a bit of rolled up paper is like a level 60 ganking level 30's in Hillsbrad Foothills.
      and where is the harm in that... they'll just respawn :P
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    24. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone who eats meat eats it for their benefit, obviously. The question is whether that's sufficient. Everyone who commits murder, murders for his own benefit, presumably. This excuses no murders, basically, however. So, the morality has nothing to do with benefit, it has to do with the act. Veganism, as much as I hate most every Vegan who ever opens his mouth to me, isn't so superficial that any and all killing is equal. The earthworms may be necessary kills, while the cows are not, in other words.

    25. Re:So.. by dircha · · Score: 1

      "it's not like the minimum wage failures-at-life who work in rendering plants actually give a crap about animal welfare"

      Failures-at-life? That is an incredibly arrogant, ignorant statement.

      "Yes, what were those immigrants thinking? They should be in college instead of dallying about the meat processing plants! Why, they're to blame for the suffering of the animals we eat. The dumb brutes have an electric cattle prod and they know how to use it."

      I know what *I'm* thinking.

      Maybe earthworms aren't so far below us afterall.

    26. Re:So.. by kfg · · Score: 1

      The next time some vegan gloats about wearing plastic shoes just whip out a picture of the Exxon Valdez cleanup efforts.

      I happen to think that their hearts are in the right place (I'm a veggie myself), but they aren't very good at thinking things through.

      Life lives on death. It's the way the system works. You cannot opt out.

      KFG

    27. Re:So.. by @madeus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      what game are these people failing at? Life is about survival, if they work at the plant to make ends meet they are winning. You might still think you'd be a winner in that scenario, but I would be astoundingly pissed at myself if I ever ended up in a job half as bad as that (e.g. telesales, traffic warden, burger flipper).

      I have exactly squat in the way of qualifications or higher education, and left home at 17 (no endless moochy moochy from parents syndrome here), I'm not a rocket scientist nor have I had inherited money to fall back on so I tend do be less than sympathetic to 'hard luck' stories from people old enough to be masters of their own destiny.

      Mostly people don't care. If you think that, try brutally kicking a dog in front of them or try and get them to watch a video of a slaughter house (cows, pigs, chickens) in action.

      I bet good money they care and find it quite distressing, but as I've said, that they try not to think about it too much. So, while virtually everyone know what slaughterhouses are really like, great effort goes into not thinking about it and into justifying it that it's okay because they are "just animals" (who do that sort of thing to each other anyway) and that's somehow they are all totally divorced from exclusively humans feelings (like pain, fear, suffering). You see the same arguments over and over.

      A while back, a TV station showed a country cook (a bit of a twat, by all accounts) taking in a "normal" family out for a weekend for some traditional country life, which included him trapping, skinning, cooking and eating a rabbit. The family on the screen (all lardy burger munchers) all accused him of being 'an animal' for being so barbaric, and the program generated record complaints, even though he wasn't the least bit inhumane about it. It was seen as unacceptably barbaric to *show* (even though far worse goes on behind closed doors).

      I quite accept you might not care what happens to animals or even possibly other people - I've met several people with that attitude to animals and other people - it is sociopathic behaviour however (and generally frowned upon in western society).

      "I don't think anyone is claiming to be able to quantify life in a practical way (as if 1000 worms were equal to a single cow), but that doesn't invalidate choosing to be less, rather than more destructive" Where do you draw that line? You do realize the destruction caused in making your house, computer, clothes, etc. Wouldn't it be less destructive to just live on a farm and grow your own food? The answer is right there!

      It might equally be phrased as:

      "Just because you are not the re-incarnation of Jebus himself should not be taken as license to spend your entire life being a complete cunt to the rest of the Universe."

      As a working example of the principle in action:

      When faced with a scenario like "Do you want to order (a) the veal (b) the free range game bird or the (c) vegetable bake?"

      (a) The answer Jason Voorhees would pick (this is only slightly better than "Just bring me a live baby and I'll drink blood straight from it's neck").
      (b) A reasonable answer.
      (c) Extra credit.
    28. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You (and the other folks replying) should learn something more about veganism. Every vegan that has given it the least bit of thought recognizes they cannot prevent all possible pain in other creatures (e.g. avoiding stepping on all bugs.) But, there is a clear choice between living in a way to minimize the suffering of other living creatures and not and, ergo, a clear, rational moral choice that is mainly ignored because of selfishness ("I like the taste of meat") and egotistical denail ("animals don't feel pain like humans do").
      - a vegan

    29. Re:So.. by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1
      I still can't get one to say they're sorry for the painful, premature demise of the countless earthworms that are tilled to death so that vegans can have their Thanksgiving Tofurkey.

      To say nothing of the countless billions of innocent Soybean plants that are murdered each year in the name of veganism.

    30. Re:So.. by manastungare · · Score: 1

      Aha, RIAA math!

    31. Re:So.. by BRUTICUS · · Score: 2, Funny

      cmon guys,... there's more at STEAK here than the lives of cows and earthworms what about the HUMANS.

    32. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Remember, your worm is your friend!


      ehhh, my worm is a little more than my friend, if you catch my drift.
    33. Re:So.. by hiryuu · · Score: 1
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    34. Re:So.. by bskin · · Score: 1

      The truth is, the people that are the most fun to make fun of are the ones that actually do lump the earthworms in with the cuter, fuzzier things. But I'll bet they'll still swat a mosquito that's sucking blood out of their forehead, depsite the horrific violence involved. I mean, they only eat a little bit of you.

      Well, at least the worms have the courtesy to wait till you're dead before they start eating you.

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    35. Re:So.. by cente · · Score: 1

      Us vegans might just say it's damned disgusting anyway. Not all of us started because of the cruelty problem (although most agree with it). In my opinion the shit tastes nasty and isn't fit for consumption. Seems like most hardcore meat enthusiasts would believe that about cloned muscle fiber too ("it just doesn't taste right").

    36. Re:So.. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      A friend of mine notes that it seems that what defines what a vegan/vegetarian won't eat is whether or not is has cute babies.

      This isn't exactly limited to vegetarians. Most people in the US would think you were barbaric if you were to eat a cat or a dog, even though they're perfectly happy to eat a pig or a chicken.

      I think that's more cultural than anything else. While the issue of what to eat or not eat for vegetarians does arise, the question of whether to eat a cat or a dog simply never does.
    37. Re:So.. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      I am perfectly willing to kill anything I eat. Does that mean I can order the veal? So tender..

      Heh, just kidding. I don't even like veal.

    38. Re:So.. by Raven_Stark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Cows eat around 100 lbs a day, that's a lot of feed and consequently requires intensive farming"

      I think something is screwy with the number. I had two steers, and when we penned them to fatten them up, together they were only eating about 15 pounds of non-drugged feed and maybe 20-30 pounds of hay per day. They ended up being much fatter than I like.

      "Typically, people say to themselves 'animals don't feel pain or fear like we do', while there is no denying that cows are not exactly equipped with the sharpest tools in the box, anyone who has had a cat or dog (or even say, a horse) knows they can be happy, bored, confused, in a bad mood and dream in a way that's instantly recognizable to us (and of course, people can and do eat cats and dogs too)."

      The same is true of cattle. They apparently have moods and feelings like we do. They even show tender, mostly non-sexual affection to each other. Actually I'm convinced the smaller steer was gay, but the bigger one wasn't into being a bottom, or even a top. The big steer did show platonic affection to the smaller one though.

      They are stupid, but they aren't the unfeeling vegetables most people seem to assume they are. It is uncomfortably similar, imo, especially in hindsight, to eating infants or very retarded people.

      I went along with the slaughter because I couldn't afford to buy out my partners. The beef was tender and delicious but I gave away most of it. Now, I avoid mammalian meat, turkey too, they are much brighter and human-like than rumor has it.

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    39. Re:So.. by PresidentEnder · · Score: 1

      It's not just the earthworms. In North America, we have deer in plentiful supply. Deer are large and like to eat soy. So, in order to farm soy, you have to kill deer; it's not cost-effective to build secure fences. Soy ends up being just as cruel to animals (if not more so- a rifle shot, even if well-placed, results in more suffering than the cattle-slaughtering technology) as eating farmed beef.

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    40. Re:So.. by juancnuno · · Score: 1

      Some people are vegan for environmental reasons. It takes a lot more resources to raise a calf, even a cloned one, than to raise the same number of calories as fruits and vegetables.

    41. Re:So.. by PacoTaco · · Score: 1

      I can't wait till they can clone meat without that unnecessary nervous system, what will those vegans say then?

      Sweet, now we can grow people without brains and bring back cannibalism. (The long pig is quite tasty.) Even better, if you need cheap labor you can leave the brain stem and nerves and implant a remote control system.

    42. Re:So.. by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      You are confusing genetic engineering with cloning. Genetic engineering may produce an organism without a nervous system. Cloning only gives you a copy of what you already have.

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    43. Re:So.. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Deer are large and like to eat soy.

      Conveniently, I'm also large, and like to eat deer that like to eat soy. Also, I have opposable thumbs, so I get to build and operate things like crossbows, muzzleloaders, and high-powered rifles. The soy is safe! Um, though I like to let them eat a little bit of it, of course. We don't want scrawny venison.

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    44. Re:So.. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Well, at least the worms have the courtesy to wait till you're dead before they start eating you.

      Well, except tapeworms, hookworms, heartworms, leeches, and numerous other very, very unpleasant things. Of course, "ringworm" is really just a fungus. That's just how clever worms actually are - they've got other forms of life taking the rap for them.

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    45. Re:So.. by servognome · · Score: 1
      You might still think you'd be a winner in that scenario, but I would be astoundingly pissed at myself if I ever ended up in a job half as bad as that (e.g. telesales, traffic warden, burger flipper).
      I would hate those jobs too. However, just because that's not the lifestyle choice you would take doesn't mean you are "better" or they are failures.

      I have exactly squat in the way of qualifications or higher education
      Why not? I left my home at 17 and worked my way through college because my parents couldn't afford to help me. Does that make you a failure? Of course not, just means we had different choices in life. As long as you are a contributing member in society then you are a success.

      If you think that, try brutally kicking a dog in front of them or try and get them to watch a video of a slaughter house (cows, pigs, chickens) in action.
      Watching a video of surgery on discovery channel makes people squeemish, doesn't mean they think it's wrong. I agree our society does overly sanitize things, and people should educate themselves about the food they eat, but I would expect most people would still accept the meat on their table just as generations before them did. As for dogs and cats, people have developed a special relationship with them, as they are often treated as family members rather than as animals.

      I quite accept you might not care what happens to animals or even possibly other people - I've met several people with that attitude to animals and other people - it is sociopathic behaviour however (and generally frowned upon in western society).
      I don't particularly care what happens to animals, that does not translate into me not caring about people. You are the one who passes judgement about people being failures because of what they do for a living.

      When faced with a scenario like "Do you want to order (a) the veal (b) the free range game bird or the (c) vegetable bake?"
      When faced with a scenario like "Do you want to"
      (a)Play World of Warcraft
      (b)Go outside and play Soccer
      (c)Go jogging

      (a)Pollutes the environment in multiple ways
      (b)Has minimal environmental impact making the ball and field
      (c)Almost no impact

      Why would anybody choose (a) over the equal (and in many ways better) alternatives? Because it's what they get more enjoyment from.
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    46. Re:So.. by Goaway · · Score: 1

      I'm not really sure who you're trying to convince here.

    47. Re:So.. by Rallion · · Score: 1

      But...but...earthworms are far, far more essential to the ecosystem than cows or chickens.

    48. Re:So.. by Gregoyle · · Score: 1

      The animals are rendered insensate with a bolt gun before slaughter. It is no more barbaric than any other form of slaughter.

      --

      "He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil."

    49. Re:So.. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Earthworms are not, however, cute. Vegans only care about cute animals.

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    50. Re:So.. by @madeus · · Score: 1

      I don't particularly care what happens to animals, that does not translate into me not caring about people. I didn't say it did. Your apparent lack of empathy for animals is still a sociopathic trait and is really creepy IMO.

      You are the one who passes judgement about people being failures because of what they do for a living. Unless you are willing to say you think it's random chance that - given broad equal opportunities - some people do far better than others then you've got to accept that grown adults hold chief responsibility for the way they turn out.

      Why would anybody choose (a) over the equal (and in many ways better) alternatives? Because it's what they get more enjoyment from. Yes, indeed. That's not even remotely the thing as torturing an animal purely to make food 'tastier', however.
    51. Re:So.. by servognome · · Score: 1
      I didn't say it did. Your apparent lack of empathy for animals is still a sociopathic trait and is really creepy IMO.
      I don't go out of my way to torture animals. I just don't break down crying and thinking it's barbaric to harvest them as resources (food, skins, jello, etc)

      Unless you are willing to say you think it's random chance that - given broad equal opportunities - some people do far better than others then you've got to accept that grown adults hold chief responsibility for the way they turn out.
      I agree people are responsible for how they turn out. My disagreement with you is passing judgement on people that are productive contributing members of society. Your sense of superiority and dismissing of people as "failures" is sociopathic.

      Yes, indeed. That's not even remotely the thing as torturing an animal purely to make food 'tastier', however.

      Many creatures suffer and die from production of computer equipment, mining and burning of coal, and smelting of copper for network wires, so you can enjoy your computer games? Just because it happens in 3rd world countries doesn't mean that it isn't happening, and the creatures exposed to acidic rivers, cyanide, and heavy metals enjoy a rather torturous death.
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    52. Re:So.. by @madeus · · Score: 1

      I just don't break down crying and thinking it's barbaric to harvest them as resources (food, skins, jello, etc) Or, to even to torture them, deliberately, just to get food that tastes and looks a certain way.

      Just because it happens in 3rd world countries doesn't mean that it isn't happening, and the creatures exposed to acidic rivers, cyanide, and heavy metals enjoy a rather torturous death. Do you think not interacting with 3rd world countries (and not trading with them, encouraging them to have higher standards and helping them develop socially and economicaly) is ultimately more or less benifical?

      FYI: Veal crates are illegal in some of the US, all of the UK and, as of 2007, all of the European Union (even France and Italy). You might want to think about what that is. Any ideas?

    53. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The increasingly popular practice of slaughtering animals by cutting their throats and leaving them to (slowly) bleed to death so that they meat can be sold as Halal is not something we should shrug off as 'okay', it's barbaric frankly."

      The exact same method is used in order to sell meat as Kosher. Or are we not allowed to say that because it's anti-semitic or something...

    54. Re:So.. by smithmc · · Score: 1

        What about all the invertebrates killed in the production of the tonnes of grain to feed to the cow?

      But meat-eaters aren't the ones whining about the death of poor helpless creatures; vegans are. If a few earthworms have to die so I can get my porterhouse, so be it. But vegans claim to care about such things, don't they?

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  3. Iron Clad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " From the article: 'The government believes meat and milk from cattle, swine and goat clones is as safe to eat as the food we eat every day, said Stephen F. Sundlof, director of the FDA Center for Veterinary Medicine. Meat and milk from the offspring of clones is also safe, the agency concluded."

    I seem to remember seeing on the news that this wasn't a forgone conclusion within the agency.

  4. Isn't uh.. by joshetc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well isn't it kind of obvious? I mean.. if the original is safe to eat and the clone isn't, doesn't that make it not a clone?

    I also wonder if there is much of a benefit to cloning meat anyway. I'm by no means an expert on clones but don't they take just as long as the "real thing" to reach maturity? I suppose they could only clone high quality animals for the best hauls of meat.. maybe I answered my own question. Any other ideas would be pretty cool though :D

    1. Re:Isn't uh.. by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suppose they could only clone high quality animals for the best hauls of meat.. maybe I answered my own question.

      In practice, no one is talking about cloning (for example) cattle for meat. The whole point here is to clone the bulls that are shown to produce offspring that, in turn, happen to make really good steaks (or lattes, etc). A prize bull is worth a fortune as a breeding stud. A clone of him is worth spending a fortune on, since he can go forth and make more of what's been working so well for the rancher. Breeding programs are lifelong, and even multi-(human)-generational activities. When you strike genetic gold, it's great to be able to preserve it.

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    2. Re:Isn't uh.. by joshv · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The idea is to replicate a particularly desireable trait without the constraint inposed by traditional breeding. Currently your best bet at that is to breed the desired animal with another high quality animal, and hope the trait is not lost. With cloning you can create a larger breeding pool of animals all with the same desireable trait. This dramatically increases your chances of creating a strain in which the desired trait breeds true.

      I don't think the point is to create an entire herd of clones. That will be prohibitively expensive for the forseeable future and would have some severe implication for disease resistance. But if Bessy produces 10% more milk than any of your other cows, and only 25% of her offspring have that trait, it's going to take you awhile to produce a herd with this trait. Wouldn't it be nice to have two or three clones of Bessys?

    3. Re:Isn't uh.. by PornMaster · · Score: 1

      Yes, cloning stud bulls who then, via sexual reproduction, create non-clone offspring.

      It's far too expensive to clone animals for meat, but not to use it on a limited basis for producing more offspring with desirable characteristics.

    4. Re:Isn't uh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... bulls that are shown to produce offspring that, in turn, happen to make really good steaks (or lattes, etc).

      Remind me not to go to your coffee house then...

    5. Re:Isn't uh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think most people would notice the difference. You see, a latte generally contains milk (although it can be replaced by soy or rice milk.) Then again, I probably wouldn't go there either. I like the taste of good coffee. Places that specialize in lattes/etc usually have coffee that tastes absolutely horrid when it's sitting in a cup without half of that cup filled with cream and sugar. Give me truck stop coffee any day over starbucks crap.

    6. Re:Isn't uh.. by risk+one · · Score: 1

      What scares me is the wellbeing of the animal. Evolution isn't a process that guarantees particularly happy or pain-free animals, but it will guarantee that organisms are free enough of pain and misery to continue doing what is necessary to survive. And the system that these safeguards are implemented in (mainly the nervous system) is hideously complex, completely intertwined with the rest of the organism and not at all understood properly by us).
      Currently chickens are so overbred that if they aren't slaughtered at the intended age they break the bones in their legs purely from the weight of the fat. We can get more fat into one chicken, but we can't insure that the rest of their body can handle it (and if we could it would be to expensive).
      Imagine how much worse that's going to get when we can speed up evolution even more, by stripping out more of the safeguards. Cows are already ridiculous caricatures of the original animals, we can push them even further. Stretch their utters or increase their body fat. We don't need them to be able to stand up, live out their full lives, or even be able to eat naturally (there's tubes for that). And even if they still look normal on the outside, our cloning controlled breeding can probably lead to some torturous internal physiology, that we simply can't detect (or don't care enough about to look for it).
      I will admit to a certain amount of hyperbole, but what really irks me about this is the cause. We're not curing cancer or diabetes here, we're not even trying to create some exquisite supermeat, the main reason that the bio-industry is so happy about this is that they can provide a stable quality. All this effort and risk is just to ensure that your third big-mac tastes exactly the same as the previous two. To me that's a horrible way to look at food, and especially meat. I don't care that people eat meat, I don't want to make the whole world vegetarian, but it scares me how much meat has become a commodity. Meat is something special, it won't always taste the same, and that should be part of the attraction.

    7. Re:Isn't uh.. by BRUTICUS · · Score: 1

      i'm sure there is more to DUPING a stud cow than simply cloning it would also have to be raised the same way and given the same amount of exercise etc..

    8. Re:Isn't uh.. by joshv · · Score: 1

      I see that there is some basis for your concerns, but also realize that an uncomfortable, stressed, unhappy animal is not a healthy animal. I doubt that an animal that is in constant pain due to some hidden internal physiological mutation would be highly productive, whether that product is meat or milk.

      Sure, one can imagine a nightmare scenario in which suffering animals which are so inbred they can no longer support their own weight are put in pods from birth and tube feed nutrients and antibiotics, but I think at that point you are going to see some serious public backlash. I love meat. I don't have much love for the industrial processes currently used to bring meat to my table at a low price, but for the most part, I don't see these processes as any less humane than what they replaced.

      "Pod raising" cattle would however cross a line, for me, and I'd imagine, for many meat consumers. If the meat producers can't show healthy animals contentedly chewing their cud in a feed lot, they will lose the PR battle for their methods.

    9. Re:Isn't uh.. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      i'm sure there is more to DUPING a stud cow than simply cloning it would also have to be raised the same way and given the same amount of exercise etc..

      What's more important than the physical shape in which the bull is kept is that his DNA is ready to go, reproductively, through traditional means. The one being cloned may have been kept/raised to make him look particularly great when being judged, etc., but that's not an issue, really... it's what his sperm do when introduced into cows. The stud's valuable for what he passes on, not for repeat wins at the county fair. If you don't have a proven animal, competitive wins can get you exposure to more and better breeding opportunities (and then, the offspring are all the evidence you need to pitch future breedings).

      Once all of that showmanship has been accomplished, it's all about repeat breedings, storing semen for future use, etc. Clones of the bull wouldn't have to reinvent the wheel, and they're going to pass along the same DNA whether they've been worked every day by a trainer, fed the same food, or not.

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    10. Re:Isn't uh.. by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Either you're missing the point, or you're one of the few remaining Lamarkians.

  5. And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm more concerned with the animal's diet and lifestyle.
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    1. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more concerned with the animal's diet and lifestyle.

            Why? The cow sure isn't. Optimum growth means just that - lifestyle and diet adjusted for maximum profitability. The cows' happiness is not a factor. How happy would you be if you knew your life consisted in fattening up to feed another species? Fortunately, cows aren't concerned with these deep and philosophical questions. They are content to live in the here and now, until a bolt is shoved into their brains. That's when they finally begin the journey to become useful to humanity.

  6. Shocking by qbwiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's amazing! Cloned meat is just as healthy for you to eat as meat from the adult that had been cloned. Wow.

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  7. Tastes like chicken by Konster · · Score: 1

    Would cloned humans taste any better than people do now?

    1. Re:Tastes like chicken by cmeans · · Score: 1

      Two cannibals, are sitting around a fire, eating a clown. One cannibal asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?".

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    3. Re:Tastes like chicken by Psychotria · · Score: 1

      Well, that is kind of interesting. Is it moral to eat cloned human flesh? If the human was cloned and kept free from disease, then (perhaps) it would be OK to eat. It is fairly likely that our repulsion to eating other humans stems from natural selection and the risk of contracting disease from other humans. Although, this raises other issues like "is it moral to clone a human being and then keep them in a cage and sterile environment." One could argue (although I'd disagree) that the cloned human is not really a human, but a human creation--therefore we could farm them. If that were the case, then it'd be OK to eat them as well. I'm not sure if it'd be a requirement that the meat be labelled (probably it would). However, how is it OK to develop other kinds of meat and not require labelling and not OK to label human meat as cloned? I would like to be given the CHOICE whether I eat meat from a cloned animal (either directly or from its offspring)... or not.

  8. Diseases by robvangelder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Imagine a single cow that has favorable qualities for cloning - grows faster, has better meat yield.

    Imagine that cow also has a hereditary problem that, when eaten, causes health problems in humans.

    The cow by itself would affect a very small portion of the population.
    Cloned, and undetected, it will affect many many more people.

    This scares me a lot.

    1. Re:Diseases by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Imagine that cow also has a hereditary problem that, when eaten, causes health problems in humans.

            Name that hereditary problem please. Oh look, it doesn't exist! And BSE (Mad Cow Disease) is NOT hereditary.

            You might as well say "Imagine a cow that can spontaneously grow laser beams on its head and attack humanity. Now imagine if we clone that cow - they will wipe us out!"

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    2. Re:Diseases by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Fud in the air?

      I don't see cloned meat as any sort of revolution for the industry let alone as anything necessary at all but....

      1) Aside from prions, is there any disease that cooking doesn't take care of?
      2) Is there any hereditary disease known to pass from species from species?

      The former might just be a failure of imagination on my part but if anything does happen, well, that's gonna suck for whoever is the consumer of that (I got hippie eating habits so you know moss, lichens.... organic, locally grown/raise vegetables and various edible furry creatures).

      As for the latter, in the new Scientific American, they talk about a infectious cancer that spreads through dogs. It actually passes from dog to dog like a viral or bacterial disease. It doesn't start in that dog, and it is quite old. So it's not really a hereditary disease (unless you count the lack of resistance) and doesn't jump from species to species (though breed to breed seems to have been implied).

    3. Re:Diseases by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Imagine that cow also has a hereditary problem that, when eaten, causes health problems in humans.

      Like cows who inherited genes that make them store energy in the form of saturated fat?

    4. Re:Diseases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what mister glass is half empty. I'm not going to worry about the rest of society while I have a feast of USDA Choice Prime Rib in front of me at less then $0.01/lb that needs eating.

    5. Re:Diseases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Imagine that cow also has a hereditary problem that, when eaten, causes health problems in humans."

      I would be terrified. You could end up with an entire race of cows that cause high cholesterol levels, heart disease, or obesity. Man, that would suck.

    6. Re:Diseases by terrymr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Eating cloned meat doesn't bother me. A bigger concern is maintaining genetic diversity in the herd, without it a disease may come along which wipes them all out.

    7. Re:Diseases by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Like cows who inherited genes that make them store energy in the form of saturated fat?

      You mean like every single cow that has ever lived on earth? Go ahead and throw in pigs, goats, peanuts, coconuts, palm and even humans that also naturally produce saturated fat, cloned or not.

      Now if we could find a cow that would store energy in hydrogenated fat... then we'd be on to something!

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    8. Re:Diseases by Jack9 · · Score: 1
      Imagine that cow also has a hereditary problem that, when eaten, causes health problems in humans.

      The cow by itself would affect a very small portion of the population.
      Cloned, and undetected, it will affect many many more people.

      This scares me a lot.
      How about you imagine that research into cloning has possibly deterred us from detecting an asteroid that could kill so many people as to make the current world famines seem like a minor annoyances.

      Some people would _claim_ to shy away from picking up a hundred dollar bill for fear of hurting their back. In reality, they are just spouting nonsense because they have nothing to add. How this crap gets marked insightful, is more frightening than the premise.
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    9. Re:Diseases by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 1
      Cloned, and undetected, it will affect many many more people.
      I think that the real problem is that cloning makes it easier to reduce population diversity. Monoculture is a disaster waiting to happen, and the short-term business interest in uniformity needs to be balanced by forces ensuring that variability is maintained in populations. It's not just what a bad choice of what to clone will do to whoever consumes the meat. It's also the risk of a disease taking down the whole population of cloned individuals. And they could very well incubate something that will kill us too, and if they do get ill, the industrial agriculture bozos will handle it be loading them up with antibiotics, so the bugs will be resistant when they get to us.

      The underlying problem is this inane notion that Henry Ford-style mass production is appropriate for food. Industrial agriculture is trying to move in this direction at the same time that consumer-goods manufacturing is trying to achieve greater diversity and higher customization.

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    10. Re:Diseases by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      You mean like every single cow that has ever lived on earth?

      Bingo.

    11. Re:Diseases by albeit+unknown · · Score: 1

      Imagine a cow that actually wants to be eaten!

    12. Re:Diseases by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I missed the /sarc tag even though it was pretty damn obvious for the less that stellar moron. I guess that makes me stellar!

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  9. In the form of a question by gooman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Deja Moo?

    The feeling you've eaten this steak before.

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    1. Re:In the form of a question by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      I thought that was acid reflux?

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  10. What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...is why this is even an issue.

    A clone is an identical twin. The cow/sheep/dog/cat is still a cow/sheep/dog/cat, whether twinned or cloned.

    The only difference is the method, with some methods being more successful at creating viable embryos than others.

    An human grown from an in-vitro fertilized egg is no less human, is he/she?
    A twinned human is no less human, is he/she?
    A cloned human is no less human, is he/she?

    The only stupidity surrounding this stems from bad science-fiction. George Lucas Must Die (hey, that sounds like a good schlock movie title)

    If anyone disputes the above, I will have to ask you to step outside.

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    1. Re:What I don't get... by the_humeister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's an issue because the general populous isn't as smart as the average slashdotter. That's why stuff like this takes years to get through the FDA precisely because they want as much information to give to people saying that it's safe, no matter how seemingly obvious.

    2. Re:What I don't get... by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      "A cloned human is no less human, is he/she?"

      So if you clone, you create a soul? Is it a re-incarnation or a fresh new soul?

      How do -for instance- Christians think about this subject?

      b.t.w. I'm a convinced atheist but I'd like to see 'believing-there-is-something people' bum-turn around these issues and I'm open for suggestions.

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    3. Re:What I don't get... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A clone is an identical twin. The cow/sheep/dog/cat is still a cow/sheep/dog/cat, whether twinned or cloned.

      The only difference is the method, with some methods being more successful at creating viable embryos than others.
      You seem to be confusing two things:
      1. Genetics - yes, clones are exactly the same
      2. Environment - no, cloned embryos are not raised in the exact same environment... therefore you get differences.

      Cloned embryos experience different environments in the womb, which means you can end up with genetically identical animals ehibiting different coloration, behavior, etc.
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    4. Re:What I don't get... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Informative

      A clone is an identical twin.

      That's the theory. In practice, they weren't really sure how exact the cloning process duplicated the original genetics. That's the issue -- there may have been some DNA damage in the process that caused some weird interactions.

      We apparently got the expected result, but it's definitely not something that should be taken for granted.

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    5. Re:What I don't get... by ksalter · · Score: 1

      As long as they keep human clones illegal, they won't have to answer that question...

    6. Re:What I don't get... by wasted · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's an issue because the general populous isn't as smart as the average slashdotter.

      While I don't disagree, just thinking about that really worries me. And now it will be in the back of my mind as I read posts, worrying me even more in many cases.
    7. Re:What I don't get... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I'm having trouble reconciling the following:

      A. I'm a convinced atheist

      with

      B. So if you clone, you create a soul

            As an atheist myself, I have to ask - are you trolling, or what?

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    8. Re:What I don't get... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      What about parasites and diseases adapting to a large population of (genetically) identical clones? Even if the cloning were the same as what occurs when you have identical twins, the latter process never produces that many. I think that many plants are cloned in this way, so that would be a good place to look at how parasites and diseases have responded to a genetic monoculture.

    9. Re:What I don't get... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      or to add to that...since when is it cheaper to clone and animal for food than to just raise one?

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    10. Re:What I don't get... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Because health problems roll over from the clone to the new born.

      Lets say the cow has some sympton of old age, this will roll over onto the new born animal as well. They clone the current state and put it in the form of an old state, so all the cell degeneration from 10+ years of living (example) is now present in a 1 day old animal.

      These cells won't be repaired and infact will just get worse, so clone 1 maybe fine for a few years, but as it gets older it will be twice the "age" in body than it should be in time. This would lead to a major increase in cancer (bad cells = easy cancer) and would also be very cruel on any clones born for exactly the same reason.

      Would you clone a 50 year old man without thinking how a 10 year old boy's body will deal with having 60 year old health problems/damage?

      I don't think clones are "any less human", infact I think they will be quite human except aged differently. My issue is with us playing with cloning on things and then going "Well fuck me, we've just completely fucked up" 10 years later when they find out Cow #2947492 was infact carrying an extremely rare defect which can be passed onto humans and thanks to cloning 10,000 people have this defect.

      Remember natural things are very difficult to balance and when we mess with them we tend to muck them up. Messing with the very essence of life (birth) is really really asking for trouble. I don't believe there is some hidden Soul or deity going to punish us for it, but I think having people around with defective bodies is unfair on the people and could present problems for future breeding.

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    11. Re:What I don't get... by niin · · Score: 1

      It's cool to take things out of context, including taking off punctuation, in order to make a non-point. But, of course, I expect too much in reading comprehension when it comes to the internet.

    12. Re:What I don't get... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      A clone is an identical twin. The cow/sheep/dog/cat is still a cow/sheep/dog/cat, whether twinned or cloned.

      It isn't anywhere near as simple as that.

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    13. Re:What I don't get... by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      as long as clones are outlawed, only outlaws will clone...

    14. Re:What I don't get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While not a Christian, I would assume Christians would say God creates life and gives souls to the body. It would be a unique and individual soul to each cloned body. Christianity doesn't believe in re-incarnation. Religions that believe in re-incarnation wouldn't have multiple bodies with the same soul since it's not about one soul-one body, but the soul being reborn in a new body after the old body dies.

      (Disclaimer: May not apply to all Christians)If you're friends with a real Christian (not a "I was raised Christian"), ask them where they think you will be going when you die. It's kinda an eye opener when your friend says that you're a good friend, but sorry you're going to burn in Hell.

    15. Re:What I don't get... by wasted · · Score: 1
      A cloned human is no less human, is he/she?


      So if you clone, you create a soul?


      I am not a Bible scholar or philosopher, but I don't think Christians believe they create a soul. I think that the belief is that the soul is added when life begins. The "when life begins" part is the area where the pro-life and pro-choice people disagree.

      Is it a re-incarnation or a fresh new soul?


      Since identical twins do not share one soul (as far as I know), I don't think a clone would have a non-unique soul.

      Again, I am not a philosopher or Biblical scholar, so there is a possibility I have something wrong.
    16. Re:What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 1

      You seem to be reading more into what I've written than what I wrote. :-P

      The differences are not genetic differences. Please note that I can tell the difference between a "Jessica and Andrea" a pair of identical twins that I know, and I have not stated that identical twins are identical in every way.

      Jessica is an amateur boxer.
      Andrea is the quiet one.

      Both are exceedingly pretty.

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    17. Re:What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good, but the subject is whether meat and milk from cloned animals is safe to eat.

      Bananas are basically all clones of each other. I don't see people abstaining from bananas.

      ""Well fuck me, we've just completely fucked up" 10 years later when they find out Cow #2947492 was infact carrying an extremely rare defect which can be passed onto humans and thanks to cloning 10,000 people have this defect."

      Well, fuck me for asking, but how does cow-DNA wind up in human-DNA through a steak or glass of milk?

      You're creating bad science fiction, here. Please contact George Lucas for a movie deal.

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    18. Re:What I don't get... by Psychotria · · Score: 1

      Cloned humans may be different to "normal" humans. They'd be stigmatised for a start.

    19. Re:What I don't get... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      I brought up the same comment when discussing stem cells. The argument I got back was that stem cells were originally produced in labs that worked mostly with mice, so there is a probability that the genetic material was contaminated with genetic material from mice. So evidently, it's OK to eat cloned material, but not do research with.

      I wonder if they cloned cattle in labs that worked with pigs. Could we then get true HAM-burgers?

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    20. Re:What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 1

      "It isn't anywhere near as simple as that."

      The solution would be to have a library of embryos and clone the embryos directly instead of waiting for them to grow up and clone from the grown-up sheep/cow/etc.

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    21. Re:What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 1

      "While I don't disagree, just thinking about that really worries me. And now it will be in the back of my mind as I read posts, worrying me even more in many cases."

      Well, you should be worried.

      The last time that people thought other people were "less than human" we had a world war.

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    22. Re:What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 1

      "or to add to that...since when is it cheaper to clone and animal for food than to just raise one?"

      It's easier to clone a Prize Winning cow than it is to breed the cow and try to get another Prize Winner, and since the technology is getting easier to use, I don't doubt that this will start happening.

      But to see the drawbacks, investigate the issues underlying banana farming as to what reducing the gene pool can do in an extreme case.

      It is complex, but not on the FDA's end. It's complex in the economics, but whether a steak or glass of milk comes from a herds of identical steers and cows doesn't make a hill of beans difference in food safety.

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    23. Re:What I don't get... by smchris · · Score: 1

      That was my understanding as well. But try as I may, I can't think of anything to get too excited about. Microwaving that burger has to cause a gazillion times more chromosomal damage than a viable clone would have experienced.

    24. Re:What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 1

      "Cloned humans may be different to "normal" humans. They'd be stigmatised for a start."

      They would?

      Would you stigmatize an identical twin or an in-vitro fertilized human?

      Once groups of similar thinking people start in that direction they slide down the slippery slope into determining who "deserves" to live or die.

      Down that path lies madness, and genocide.

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    25. Re:What I don't get... by Psychotria · · Score: 1

      They would?

      Yeah, I think they would. I wouldn't. But what I think doesn't matter. It's what the more general population think. Would you stigmatize an identical twin or an in-vitro fertilized human?

      No, of course not.

      Down that path lies madness, and genocide.

      Yep, but that is the path that is most likely. Alcoholics are stigmatised through no fault of their own; whether you recognise it or not. And, genocide has never happened before? Madness has never happened before? I fail to see how those pints are relevent to how a population will react.

    26. Re:What I don't get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution would be to have a library of embryos and clone the embryos directly instead of waiting for them to grow up and clone from the grown-up sheep/cow/etc.

      That only works if the assumptions about the cause of the aging are true. It's not conclusively understood yet, as are other oddities that occur in clones too. Too many people are focused on the semantic meaning of clone as identical copy when in practice all it means is that the cloners went through a process that they think produces an identical copy but which they may just not know enough about yet.

    27. Re:What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 1

      But you said:

      "Cloned humans may be different to "normal" humans. "

      How?

      If a cloned human is essentially an identical twin, then how is stigmatizing a clone any different than stigmatizing an identical twin?

      "If you cut me, do I not bleed?"

      I find it highly offensive that people can be written off as sub-human even before the concept of cloning itself made it into the public psyche. I also find it offensive that people are complacent about it.

      Your follow-on strikes me as complacency. "But what I think doesn't matter." Correct me if I'm misreading the context. :-P

      *shrug*

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    28. Re:What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 1

      In my other reply to this, I gave you the benefit of the doubt, but after reading this, I'm frightened to find out what's in your freezer.

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    29. Re:What I don't get... by thyarcher · · Score: 1

      It won't be an issue for too long. The cloning of livestock debate will be heated for a while, but before long, it will follow the path of Bovine Growth Hormone (BGH). BGH was a hot button issue for several years, but now everyone grabs their gallon of milk without even looking at what the label says. So even if they specifically label the meat, the farmers will take an initial hit due to controversy, get government kickbacks, and wait until people become indifferent again to make even greater profits.

    30. Re:What I don't get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You seem to be reading more into what I've written than what I wrote. :-P"

      I don't think he is.

      "The differences are not genetic differences."

      So? When I eat meat, I'm not eating just the DNA and control enzymes. I'm eating every result, including the protein, glycoprotein, saccharaides/sugars, lipid/fats, salt retention, etc. As was shown with early clones as well as epigenetics, a twin is not always a twin--there can be substantial differences.

      So then how do YOU know for sure that what you are eating is safe for nearly a billion to eat in our generation? (Yes, billion. The FDA approves food for the entire US population, which is not stagnant--people are born into that number to replace those that die to maintain and grow the overall population tally.)

      Quite frankly, the FDA's findings are bullshit. They looked longer at drug efficacy and safety than they ran for this. The fact is, THEY DO NOT KNOW and the fact that they it IS SAFE is incorrect, but rather that they have no data to support that it is unsafe and no different than any other new foodstuff entering the market. Furthermore, offspring of cloned animals may be safe, simply because of the natural biological check reproduction incurs on a system, as well as it being less different than what we have now, which is selectively controlled variability through breeding.

      iow, whatever may get screwed up in the clone or cloned offspring probably already likely naturally has a chance of occuring randomly in the general breeding population of livestock that we eat everyday. Note that that's a big difference between saying that, saying what the FDA is saying, and true, known safety of our livestock products.

      Put it in a more concrete way--we can barely do genetic sequencing on cell by cell basis, and systems biology is in its infantcy--how dare a government agency pretend they have the tools to compare concretely over a short timespan a food product is safe when the very tools available, not to mention the testing time, were insufficient.

      I personally think cloned meat is okay, but that's MY opinion. My opinion regarding safety has little to do with the FDA, and more that human digestion in general liquifies everything pretty damn well.

      What should the FDA had done then? Had guidelines. Cloned meat for sale is to be restricted. Offspring of cloned animals is for sale and should have been labeled. What has been shown (in humans, think those that lived through Hiroshama) that one generation separation often cancels out problems, and reproduction is the clearing house.

      But we are screwed if they don't keep an eye on this. Lack of variability and there goes our livestock population? (economic disaster) Increased prion susceptibility? (health disaster as well as economic) Some protein that gets twisted the wrong way because some control mechanism in the clone was shut off at the point of cloning causing your guts to liquify? (well, that's okay, as long as YOU ate it and not me--sucks to be you then)

    31. Re:What I don't get... by sowth · · Score: 1

      DNA defects - I'm not sure if the parent poster knew what he was talking about, but what about allergies? Defects or already existing genes in cows may be causing allergies. This gene could be increased by copying those cows.

      If you eat a cow you and have an allergic reaction and it is only one in a thousand, it may have some ill effects when you eat that type of cow or drink its milk, but it will be so infreqent, you will probably shrug it off as a fluke. If every cow you eat has this allergen, then it could be a serious problem for you.

      The FDA decided to not require labels for geneticly engineered plants. About two years ago I started having allergic reactions to soybeans. It was probably caused by the same thing which caused my immune condition (short version: I became allergic to my own blood), however, who is to say I am not allergic to some gene in the engineered soybeans and not the natural versions? There is no way for me to know because they are not distinguised and are mixed together.

    32. Re:What I don't get... by bmo · · Score: 1

      What about allergies?

      I am allergic to tree, grass, and ragweed pollen. As a kid, spring, summer, and fall, gave me sometimes life-threatening asthma attacks.

      To top it off, I also have developed a shellfish allergy. Allergic to soybeans? Can't tell if it's from GM soybeans or regular soybeans? Soy tastes like poo, IMO. And soy allergies are more common than you think, especially for pasty-faced europeans like me. Imagine if you were allergic to your favorite food. Speaking as someone who used to dig his own quahogs, enjoy a nice clam chowder (red, white, and clear), clamcakes, and stuffies, (now I want a stuffie, holding it hot in my hand and scooping the delicious blend of spices, breadcrumbs, celery, onions, quahog, and butter out of the shell with a fork...mmmmm) I cannot eat any of those things which I grew up on, nor anything contaminated with scallops, clams, quahogs, or other delicious bottom-dwelling mollusks. Else I might be sick to my stomach for an entire afternoon (at last experience, succumbing to temptation), or worse, have an ambulance called (and I don't want to find out).

      Bacon wrapped scallops on the menu? They're there just to torture me, aren't they?

      And I consider myself fortunate. Food can be tricky for those with a nut allergy, especially any kind of prepared food. Has that chili been thickened with peanut butter? Who the hell knows, but stuff like that has killed people outright. And let's just say that the celiac disease sufferers don't have it good either. At least soy isn't as prevalent as wheat.

      So spoken as a fellow allergy sufferer, allergies are an outstanding example of "shit happens." Allergies are so entirely random, that they frustrate specialists in the field to no end. And yes it sucks, but I, like you, buck up and live on.

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      Stuffie recipe, a basic one without the portuguese chourico:

      http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/recipe.cgi?r=2497 80

      I wonder what the strange ritual with the "soak in water with corn meal" deal is. IMO, ignore that, scrub the shells with a good stiff brush and steam the little guys open, then go on with the recipe. A vegetable steamer basket is handy for steaming clams/quahogs.

    33. Re:What I don't get... by ildon · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to dispute your incessant usage of "he/she".

      Just use "he" and claim universal masculine. It makes everyone's (the author's and the reader's) life easier.

      Hell, use "she" and claim universal feminine, I honestly don't care. Just make that crap easier to read.

    34. Re:What I don't get... by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      A clone is an identical twin.

      No, not necessarily. A clone isn't created by a .clone()/.duplicate() function that is, by definition, identical (assuming the compiler is trustworthy). A medical clone is created in a very messy way - poking around inside cells, tearing open membranes, transferring DNA. This doesn't always work (most cloned embryos die), and often has side effects not immediately noticed caused by damage to the DNA in the cloning process.

      (Now, I'm not saying I know the answer here - it isn't my field.)

    35. Re:What I don't get... by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      My guess is that the Biblical scholars will all huddle together, find ancient texts that seemingly argue both points (clones having/not having souls), argue which point of view is best for their view of Christianity, make a choice, and stigmatize and persecute anyone that argues otherwise.

      That's how Christian religion usually tackles theological issues, right?

    36. Re:What I don't get... by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0

      No kidding. Most peoples understanding of cloneing and science comes from MOVIE SCIENCE.

    37. Re:What I don't get... by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      Why the ancient (2002) article? No one's puzzled any more; we know now that if you use aged DNA, you will have an aged clone.

    38. Re:What I don't get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about 10.000 clones? How about a million clones? One disease to wipe them all our, and maybe even us?

      It just seems so brilliantly stupid when nature has provided genetic variation to fight off diseases.

      Why don`t we just make all computers networked Window boxes and be done with it? One virus to take`em all down..

      Nobody really knows if the cloning process doesn`t have side-effects either. A clone is theoretically an identical twin, but it all boils down to the process and wether clones are desirable in nature (which we are still a part of wether we like it or not). In practice, clones are not 100% identical, and the process yields many sick clones which are aging too fast and dies prematurely. Not what I`d like for dinner..

      Wether a clone is still animal / human whatever is not the question here. The question is why we should not label technologically-altered species put into our foodchain, keep people uninformed about what food they eat by suing those who label their products as "not cloned", so they cannot know what has been messed with or not, and wether technology which has only existed for a couple of years should be put into mass-food production. The writeup implies this, and it seems like a massively stupid thing to judge.

      Btw, Mad Cows disease was a big threat and was only contained because of mass-slaughtering. If you think the disease didn`t make much impact, ask any farmer in England that year. Should we otherwise just let the disease be, and mutate itself to adapt more to humans?

      With these news I`m so happy eating vegetarian. I just hope I don`t get too affected by other people`s stupid greed and decisions.

      The more knowledgeable you become, the more you realize you don`t know.

    39. Re:What I don't get... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Why the ancient (2002) article?

      Because that was the first one at the top of the google search, and because cross-checking with the wikipedia entry for Dolly did not show claims that the effect was conclusively understood. If you have knowledge to the contrary, please update the the wiki entry for Dolly with it.

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    40. Re:What I don't get... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, microwaved hamburgers were dead before they went into the microwave. These days, they tend to be well-done.
      So, what happens when you get that viable clone of that cow, raise it to market weight, slaughter it, and turn it into microwave hamburgers? Will the minute extra chromosomal changes lead to minute extra chromosomal changes in humans? If it does, will anyone care?
      Probably no one will care, even (or especially) if it leads to accelerated global obesity. Probably I shouldn't get excited. But it is something to contemplate.

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    41. Re:What I don't get... by sowth · · Score: 1

      Imagine if you were allergic to your favorite food. ... At least soy isn't as prevalent as wheat.

      Maybe where you live, but in my area, it is in nearly every prepared food in the grocery store--including most breads. Though luckily for me many restaurants use animal fats or canola oil so I can eat there. Almost everything made at home has to be made from scratch, and I have to use real butter because they don't sell any non-soy margirines anymore.

      I also have kidney failure (the same condition mentioned above caused it), so that bacon wrapped dish? I couldn't eat it because of too much sodium. When I was on hemodialysis I really had to watch foods high in potassium (bannanas, figs, oranges and such), but not so much now that I am on peritoneal dialysis. I still can't drink passonfruit juice--I am not sure if it has too much potassium (not on my chart) or if it has some toxin in it. And some cheap applejuice manufacturers grind the seeds (containing cyanide) into the juice--my body can't take it. I also have to watch foods high in phosphorus. (milk, cheese, nuts)

      Let's just say a trip to the grocery store is a fun puzzle exercize. ;-)

      But my point was if foods aren't properly labeled, how will people be able to make informed choices about what they want to or need to eat? If cloned / geneticly engineered / normal food is just mixed together, how will doctors be able to determine if one of those is causing problems or if it is just that type of food in general?

      They thought asbestos was not a problem until it was discovered as a cause for cancer. People were wearing asbestos underwear. Now if it is discovered some old building has even a little asbestos in the insulation, they break out the hazmat teams to get rid of it. Sometimes the dangers of a product are not discovered for a long time. How do we know all the problems which may develop due to cloning? That is why labeling is important.

  11. Re:Duped? Cloned? by istartedi · · Score: 1, Redundant

    which is more funny? I dunno...

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  12. Damned if that's not some faint praise. by cno3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article: 'The government believes meat and milk from cattle, swine and goat clones is as safe to eat as the food we eat every day, said Stephen F. Sundlof, director of the FDA Center for Veterinary Medicine.

    So, is that the 'every day' beef with the dioxins in it, the tacos with the e. coli, or the mad cow patties?

    1. Re:Damned if that's not some faint praise. by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
      Exactly. "...the food we eat every day."


      Will the clones also have all the hormones in them that causes our daughters to start wearing bras at age 8?

      What if an original cow eats the meat of a clone cow? Do we get mad clone cow disease?

      We'll probably never know the truth until 20 years from now and people start developing clone side effects.

  13. Great by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 0

    Meat and poultry will now have no variance at all. Not that it affects me. I've adopted my mom's hippie ways and regularly pay a little extra for organic, local food products.

    1. Re:Great by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've adopted my mom's hippie ways and regularly pay a little extra for organic, local food products.

      And if your nice, long-haired organic-minded local farmer happens, after decades of work, to produce a bull that happens to routinely produce offspring that are efficient eaters, have strong immune systems, etc., you can bet that he'd be very happy to lengthen that bull's career by hatching out a couple of twin brothers to share the work. Cloning a stellar animal so that you can produce more later has nothing, whatsoever, to do with how organically (or not) you feed, keep, and eventually render the meat.

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    2. Re:Great by bogaboga · · Score: 1

      I do just like you do, but in this case I still would like my meat products labeled. Who knows, future technology could link diseases of the time to cloned meat or beef of today.

    3. Re:Great by AxiomOfExtensionalit · · Score: 1

      "Meat and poultry will now have no variance at all."

      Well yeah, if you cook it the same way every time.

    4. Re:Great by Jordan+Catalano · · Score: 1

      Comeon - this is Slashdot. Is it too much to ask for this audience, one of higher-than-average intellect, to recognize that this "organic" food label is completely retarded? Really, why put up with this hijacking of a scientific term? No one I know is eating primarily inorganic food. And don't even let me NEAR the next guy to call cocaine a "narcotic"...

    5. Re:Great by Babillon · · Score: 1

      Right... Except for the fact that when cloning the animal the environment it's raised in still has an effect on it. We can't make a 100% copy of something. Maybe when we start raising sheep in vacuums and cloning them in vacuums...

      Creepy.

    6. Re:Great by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Meat and poultry will now have no variance at all. "

      Ordinary "animal husbandry" has been going in that direction for decades (centuries? millennia?).

      Given the choice, I'm sure the owner of the Springbank Snow Countess would have cloned her. Cloning is a shortcut.

      What cloning *doesn't* do is introduce randomness. This can be a bad thing, because suppose Holsteins of the Springbank Snow Countess line were found to be vulnerable to a certain virus that targets the line, the only recourse would be to begin regular breeding again, but by that time, many other lines may have already died out through simple neglect.

      An example is the Banana Crisis. The bananas you get in the supermarket are clones, every last one of them, though not in the bad science-fiction movie sense. But since every banana plant is reproduced asexually from a distinct line, diseases like Panama disease can run through entire populations, devastating farms and ultimately ending lines like the Gros Michel as a viable plant for which the Cavendish has been a suitable replacement.

      Though, there isn't much of a replacement for the Cavendish at last check, except the FHIA-17, which tastes different (and both taste different than the Gros Michel).

      There's nothing wrong with cloning for the end user/customer, but cloning sets up for some interesting economic effects should disease strike.

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    7. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since animals are not biologicly designed to be cloned, there could be even worse, more subtle effects. Lets say Rancher Joe has a SuperBull(tm). He sells the rights to clone it, and it becomes a very popular animal indeed.

      The original SuperBull(tm) dies, and it's genetic material is used up, so they clone a clone. Or maybe Rancher Bob makes a killing selling pirated SuperBull(tm) halfway across the world after obtaining a clone, and cloning it.

      The point is, what weird recessive mutations would one get, making clones, of clones, of clones, etc. The cloning process is not 100% perfect. Think Analog copy, not digital. The mutations would be in spots that would most likely not mutate during natural breeding.

      This problem is a bit more insideous than Plague. Perhaps one generation far in the future, SuperBull(tm) starts producing defective calves no matter what it's bred with? We may just end up engineering some types of livestock out of existance.

      Diversity and natural breeding must be continued. Cloning could be a useful tool, but people are lazy and will abuse it, which will eventually lead to disaster.

    8. Re:Great by radtea · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with cloning for the end user/customer, but cloning sets up for some interesting economic effects should disease strike.

      On the contrary, supporting husbandry practices that are certain to create a massive market disruption at some point in the future, wiping out the a significant fraction of industrial producers, is not at all in my interest as a consumer. I'd have to be an idiot to support practices that will with certainty result in greater monoculture and therefore greater susceptibility to epidemic disease within the population of food animals.

      Beef isn't a big deal to me personally because I only eat it a couple of times a year, but most people, including the people opposed to cloning, are barking up the wrong tree (maybe a lodgepole pine...) The only reason to be concerned about the health effects of cloned food animals is that health effects are what trigger the strongest regulatory response. But it fails to deal with the real problem, which is monoculture. It also creates a poisoned scientific process, because the people opposed to cloning have decided in advance of any evidence that cloned animals must be unsafe to eat, and will not accept any level of proof that they are not. They have the same level of honesty and integrity as Creationists who pretend to enter into scientific debates.

      Cloned animals, like GM animals and plants, should carry labels to that effect, because there are lots of reasons why people may want to know what they are eating. The only issue here is the individuals freedom to make an informed choice. It has nothing to do with food safety, but with a personal freedom that can only be exercised if foods are properly labeled.

      Those who muddy the issue with faith-based claims regarding the safety of cloned animals or GM animals and plants are doing a great disservice to the public discourse.

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  14. Indistinguishable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't like the way they used indistinguisable here. I'm not sure, but I was under the impression current clonning technology left us with gimped out calfs.

    Isn't it the case that all cloned animal have a shortened life-span? Although genetically the same, I don't think clones are the same developmentally. I think there are some really horrible congenital defects that happen during cloning.

    I think this indistinguishable bit might be BS. Also, I would like to have a label stating "cloned meat". Many people refuse to buy knock off Rolexes, even though they can be indistinguishable from the original. It's a matter of principal to some.

  15. So what are the arguments against? by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't say I like all the tampering science does to our food supply. It's too easy for stuff to get approved and too hard for it it get banned after approval (e.g. Sodium Nitrate). But what are arguments against this? The only real problem I see is the whole patent mess.

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    1. Re:So what are the arguments against? by Servo · · Score: 1

      What I could see happening is the patenting and cloning of prize livestock, creating some legal issues with re-distribution rights, etc etc. i.e. I can't sell the offspring of my copy of Bessy because only the patent holder has the ability to do that. Then all the early adopters are locked in to buying the same clones over and over to resupply their herds.

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    2. Re:So what are the arguments against? by cevnet · · Score: 1
      I can't sell the offspring of my copy of Bessy because only the patent holder has the ability to do that.
      What do you mean offspring? Surely Bessy will be equipped with a killer gene so she cannot produce viable offspring. The production of new lifestock will be patented and solely in the hands of a few corporations.

      There is nothing in these practices that has any other purpose than making more profit, and exerting control over the entire industry.
      Why can I not choose to avoid GMO-food altogether? Why will I not be able to not buy cloned meat?

      If not for anything else, THIS would be a prime reason to seriously doubt what's going on here: no matter what my objections are, they will not allow me the choise, instead they ram it down our collective throats, no question asked.
      Even if the corporative collective would have had a great record of always choosing safety, humanity and a sense of balance with their environment, I would still want that choice. But they do not have said record. They have proven time and time again that they do not care for anything but profit, damn the consequences.

      This is not about providing enough food for the growing population. There already is plenty and we should start consuming less anyway.
  16. Make sure the cow's not nearsighted. That's fatal by Fullhazard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What 'hereditary health problem that is harmful to humans'. I defy you to name a single hereditary, undetectable health problem in cattle that is the slightest bit dangerous. Wait! Wouldn't a defect that hurts humans also hurt/kill the cow? Because we have very similar biologies?

  17. Anyone remember chicken little? by spineboy · · Score: 1

    in a spaceship as a source of meat - a big cancerous lump of it that continuously regrew as a source of food.

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    1. Re:Anyone remember chicken little? by bluemonq · · Score: 1

      not a spaceship; it was in the basement of some megaplantation in central america. the space merchants was a good book.

    2. Re:Anyone remember chicken little? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, check out the book 'Illegal Alien'. ALiens come to earth, and one of the things they have onboard their ship is a snake-like mass of... meat. It is alive, and grows, but it's pretty much nothing but meat. They slice off a piece whenever they want.

  18. Let the marketplace decide by davidwr · · Score: 3, Funny

    By 2008, you'll have 3 kinds of beef:

    1. Certified cloned beef
    2. Certified non-cloned beef
    3. no-label beef - like a hot dog, you don't know what's in it.

    Most people won't care but some people will pay extra to get that mmm-good taste of non-cloned beef and others will pay extra-extra to get that mmm-mmm-good-good taste only cloning provides.

    Even if category #1 doesn't show up on supermarket shelves, the "green" beefeaters who fear clones will create a market for category #2.

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    1. Re:Let the marketplace decide by yosofun · · Score: 1

      actually, it looks like cloned-beef'd be more expensive. $17000 for a cloned cow vs $2000 for a natural-born kid...

  19. Re:Dupe? Clned? by SavvyPlayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    whch is mor funny? # dunno..

  20. Deja Food by AndreyF · · Score: 1

    In the news today, the FDA is poised to approve food from cloned animals. Apparently eating clones makes some people uncomfortable. Their thinking goes like this:

    "I sure enjoy eating Bob the cow, but I wouldn't feel comfortable eating Bob the other cow."

    Eating clones got me thinking about the intellectual property of human supermodel DNA. At some point it seems inevitable that billionaires will start cloning supermodels so they can grow their own girlfriends. Someday it will surely be legal in some country.

    If you were a supermodel who had snorted away all of your money and you were now too old to model, and some billionaire offered you a hundred million dollars for your DNA, would you sell it? Assume you know in advance that the billionaire is a disgusting pig who will be raising your clone to be a brainwashed sex slave.

    Assume also that your clone won't be forced to do anything against her will. She will simply be raised to believe the billionaire is a godlike creature and the rest will happen naturally. No laws will be broken. And she will live like a princess except for the part about being a clone whore to an old, rich fat guy. In other words, the quality of her life will be in the top 10% of the planet if you consider the wretchedness the average human's life around the world.

    Would you sell your DNA for $100,000,000?

    From the Dilber blog: http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/20 06/12/deja_food.html

  21. Re:Make sure the cow's not nearsighted. That's fat by robably · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I defy you to name a single hereditary, undetectable health problem in cattle that is the slightest bit dangerous.
    The disease itself doesn't have to be hereditable - the cows could simply have an undetectable hereditary increased susceptibility to, say, BSE. Naturally, the progress of a disease is halting, but when the entire population it is spreading through is uniformly "easy prey", all the cows could become infected very quickly indeed. We could all have eaten infected meat before the disease makes itself apparent in the cattle.
  22. Confused, need help from ACTUAL biologist by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1
    Despite de title, someone that disclaims IANABiologist will reply anyway, oh well...

    What I would like to know is what did they test to make sure it was safe. I am disconnected from all this cloning issues so the last I read was that clones had shorter lifespans than the originals. Some claimed it was because the base genetic material that they used might have transmitted it's "age state" to the new egg. Programmed cell suicide and all that. I also read that cloning of higher vertebrates was a really complex matter and with a very low success rate, though I'm not sure that matters because they don't seem to be aiming to produce a Clone Army (tm) of cows, rather than trying to clone the best specimens and have those breed so we can eat their offspring.

    Eek, put like that makes me see better those crazy vegetarians' point. Anyway, another doubt that I have is how on earth can they be certain that swine and cow are ok but don't know about sheep? Maybe they simply didn't test them but might there be any other reason? After all, sheep were the first really complex vertebrates to be cloned...

    Would somebody with actual knowledge clue me in please?

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  23. What about Twinkies? by Bodrius · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed it took them five years to figure out this one.

    Anyone knows how long did it take them to deal with more complex questions, like the safety (or exact composition) of a Twinkie?

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    1. Re:What about Twinkies? by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      I believe that it is already scientifically proven that Twinkies are not safe. I don't know if this was known before the '70s, though.
      Twinkies do, however, pass all the FDA standards for junk food. People who eat Twinkies and are above the age of reason enjoy living dangerously.
      I understand that Hostess has introduced organic Twinkies--or at least I've seen boxes with that notation on store shelves. If organic Twinkies are still sold, I'd like safety tests done on them.

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  24. Now, if they could just clone Dolly... by fuego451 · · Score: 1

    Parton, that is. We could each have one, at any age of 18 or over, of course. Mmmm, big boobies. And, she'd be safe to eat.

    1. Re:Now, if they could just clone Dolly... by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 1

      And shade for the young.

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  25. Is like the GM thingy? by srizah · · Score: 1

    There is going to be lots of debate like the GM crops and reading labels is going to be a chore if you have inhibitions.

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    1. Re:Is like the GM thingy? by doctorzizmore · · Score: 1

      Well I hope this opens the way for more GM crops. The "hippies" who are against GM foods, while being well-meaning, have actually hurt a good cause. While it's definitely necessary for us to be careful when genetically engineering crops, I think the only hope the world has of supporting its current (and higher) populations is genetically engineered strains of food with higher yields and nutritional value. It actually seems quite selfish to me to insist on only organically grown crops when organically grown crops could not possibly support the entire world.

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    2. Re:Is like the GM thingy? by neuro.slug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No.

      GE crops have not been engineered to produce a higher yield or a to thrive in less fertile soil. GE crops have primarily been engineered to withstand the pesticide that--surprise--is sold by the same company that sells the GE seeds (e.g. Roundup Ready soybeans). Companies are creating GE crops for one purpose: profit.

      In practice, organic farming is more sustainable, does not introduce the danger of cross-pollination, and while it produces slightly lower yields (approximately 10% less), it is actually just as (if not more) cost-effective than GE crops, due to not having to pay for proprietary pesticides.

      While it's definitely necessary for us to be careful when genetically engineering crops

      The problem is that we're not being careful. Not one bit. Furthermore, the FDA has been incredibly lax in its oversight of this incredibly dangerous and far-reaching field.

      ...when organically grown crops could not possibly support the entire world.

      Most of the grain we produce goes to feeding livestock. It's a far more efficient use of land to grow food for humans, not livestock. If we didn't eat so much meat--mind you, I'm not calling for an eradication of meat from our diets--then we could feed more of the world's hungry.

      If genetic engineering was a precise science (not the trial and error it is today), and if crops were being modified for public good (not profit), then I might be more accepting of GE crops. Sadly, this is not the case.

    3. Re:Is like the GM thingy? by cevnet · · Score: 1
      It actually seems quite selfish to me to insist on only organically grown crops when organically grown crops could not possibly support the entire world.

      And it is not selfish to destroy crops to keep the prices up because there is overproduction?
      And is it not selfish to force 3rd world countries to produce fodder instead of food? And thereby destroying their local markets?

      And since when is GM-food a good cause? And if it is that, wouldn't labeling it as such be a boon to the industry?
  26. let's start by t35t0r · · Score: 1

    flooding poor countries with cloned meat thereby further destroying their economy!

  27. DNA methylation is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In twins the parent DNA lines came from a sperm and egg that when combined goes through a process where the DNA is demethylated and remethylated. This determines the parental imprinting for which version of a particular gene will get expressed: Mom's or dad's.

    Nuclear transfer clones don't go through this sexual process and their DNA methylation states are found to be "different." It is speculated that the extra-large offspring from some of this cloning comes from over-expression of parental genes. Methylation is also implicated in embryonic development and cell differentiation. There may be other things in the sexual process that cloning fails to reproduce.

    I'm all for cloning food, but clones are not completely the same. There could be important differences.

  28. Re:Dup? Klned? by the+phantom · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Whch smor funny? # dunnno..

  29. This just in... by cronohyper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Text created by Control+V deemed safe to read by MLA.

    1. Re:This just in... by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Taking into considuration, it might be better to compare it to a Windows ctrl-v.
      In other words, not perfect.

      Yes that is a joke. Copy and past has worked exactly for me with windows for several years.

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    2. Re:This just in... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Rather funnily, CTRL+V often creates problems to me. For example, copying & pasting code has caused me a number of bugs in my programs, either due to:

      1- The initial code being wrong and my usage of CTRL+V spreading the mistake around the program.
      2- Overlooking things which should be changed in the pasted code

      I'm sure you can find some analogies for those mistakes, regarding animals.

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  30. OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    1. Re:OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  31. no differences OR no known differences? by martyb · · Score: 4, Interesting
    FTA:
    If food from clones is indistinguishable, FDA doesn't have the authority to require labels, Sundlof said. (emphasis added)

    I'd appreciate it if someone who was more knowledgable in these matters that I am could comment on the premise: "is a cloned animal actually indistinguishable from its donor?"

    For example: On average, do cloned animals live just as long as non-cloned animals? (i.e. same average lifespan, standard deviation, confidence level, etc.) I ask this because I remember reading that some cells can undergo only a finite number of replications and that there were some concerns about telomere and aging that figured into this.

    So, are there ANY genetic differences between donor and cloned animals? That we might not have noticed a difference between the donor and the clone does not necessarily mean that there IS NO difference -- only that we HAVE NOT SEEN any difference... yet.

    1. Re:no differences OR no known differences? by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If food from clones is indistinguishable, FDA doesn't have the authority to require labels, Sundlof said
      And I'd appreciate somebody more legally knowledgeable commenting on whether the FDA cannot require labeling for indistinguishable items. I think it's bull, and should be changed if that is currently the law. If a much or most of the public wants to know, then they should be able (through the FDA) to require it, whether for safety issues, purely personal ethical/moral issues, or whatever. The only reason not to do so is to deny people the freedom to choose.
    2. Re:no differences OR no known differences? by kjart · · Score: 1

      I'd appreciate it if someone who was more knowledgable in these matters that I am could comment on the premise: "is a cloned animal actually indistinguishable from its donor?"

      Funny you should ask. There is this group called the FDA; they're pretty knowledgeable and they just commented on this very topic.

    3. Re:no differences OR no known differences? by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

      Sadly, these days the FDA seems more interested in the well-being of the GE crop industry than public health. This might surprise you, but GMOs (genetically modified organisms) are currently not required to be labeled as such, and unless you eat exclusively organic-certified produce and meat, then it's likely you've consumed plenty of it.

      Here's the "best" part: a poll showed that a huge majority of consumers wanted GMOs labelled as such. However, private corporations pressured the FDA, saying that such a distinction would hurt sales of GMO-laden foods. And they won.

    4. Re:no differences OR no known differences? by martyb · · Score: 1
      I'd appreciate it if someone who was more knowledgable in these matters than I am could comment on the premise: "is a cloned animal actually indistinguishable from its donor?"
      Funny you should ask. There is this group called the FDA; they're pretty knowledgeable and they just commented on this very topic.

      Yep. And they approved VIOXX, too. There have been a number of other articles here which call into question the current administration's quest for scientific accuracy. So, given the possibility that the FDA might have favored the food industry's interests over the consumer's, I was looking for an INDEPENDENT resource who could validate the FDA's conclusion. Especially since there is going to be a change in the administration Real Soon Now, it seems to me they just MIGHT be trying to get this out the door while they can.

    5. Re:no differences OR no known differences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telomere shortening is from cloning adult cells. We cloned fetal cells and saw none of those problems. Our cloned cattle are still going strong and some of those girls are pushing seven years old. The milk produced is *exactly* the same by every available measure. The genetics are the same by every available measure. The only difference, which posters above have mentioned, is the nuclear versus mitochondrial DNA difference. Still some research to do there.

      IMHO, the monoculture argument isn't valid; farmers all have different ideas on how they can gain an advantage. As a matter of fact, cloning allows us to preserve the genetics of every animal in the herd. Imagine a disease that can wipe out whole herds of cattle. Now imagine that someone discovered a line of cattle that was resistant to that disease and had saved cells from that line. (A lab in Iowa produced a bull of a species that was previously extinct.)

  32. Re:Dupe? Clned? by @madeus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Indeed!

    First we had the geniuses who went ahead with the money saving plan "Let's feed sheep's brains to cows!" which resulted in mad cow disease (which, when infected meat is eaten, can cause incurable and fatal neurological disease CJD in humans). Feeding meat to cows was clearly bad and wrong in ways that don't (shouldn't) need explaining to anyone and *blammo*, well what do you know, karma bites.

    OT: Interestingly, Wikipedia says that in the US testing kits for BSE are banned (and presumably only conducted by the FDA then), and states "US Sixty-five nations have full or partial restrictions on importing U.S. beef products because of concerns that U.S. testing lacks sufficient rigor. As a result, exports of U.S. beef declined from $3.8 billion in 2003, before the first mad cow was detected in the US, to $1.4 billion in 2005.". Per head of population, CJD incidents in the US seem to be lower than in Europe/UK though, as US cattle seem to be typically fed on soya (which is at least vaguely sensible, it's a plant for starters - though oddities like artificial 'fish' proteins in GM soya give some cause for concern).

    If feeding sheep to cows can screw people up through contamination of the food chain, there has surely got to be some grounds for being seriously concerned about the prospect of problems that might come from consuming cloned meat (specifically if it's on a regular basis - e.g. the same clone being eaten by people all over the world every time they go to a McDonald's, one nasty defect and *blammo* (again)).

    As with the BSE crisis, if/when something goes wrong, I suspect the people and companies responsible for producing the goods will not even be investigated or in any way penalised (in fact, they will probably get huge subsidies as cattle farmers in the UK did to make up for the subsequent drop in the market, even though it was their own mess and it was public money that was spent cleaning it up).

    Not as big a problem as if one of the clones had a cellular mutation that ended up giving it superpowers (telekinesis, invincibility, the ability to make chocolate milk, etc.) but still, I suspect This Will Not End Well.

    It could of course be a much more humane way way to produce veal, dairy cows (without having to drag calves away at birth and feed them supplements) and healthily beef cows without resorting to steroids (though I suspect the industry will keep using them), so it seems not to all bad from a consumer perspective. Ultimately, it would be great to be able to produce meat without having to produce real living animals in the first place. Transmetropolitan 'human foot on a stick' anyone? I hear it's toe licking good...

  33. Hanover Starbuck, a prime example by Keith+Duhaime · · Score: 1

    This is precisely the relevance. An excellent example is Hanover Hill Starbuck, possibly the world's most famous Holstein bull. The Centre d'Insemination Artificielle du Quebec (CIAQ) worked with University of Montreal researchers back around 2000 to produce a clone precisely for this purpose. The original had died in the late 90s after siring over 200,000 offspring.

    I can't wait until they apply this to the beef industry. It's a bit of a shot in the dark right now over producing tender steaks. Basically we don't know what we have until it is hanging on a hook and then it was castrated as a calf. It will take a few years yet, but with cloning, we can recreate that animal as a bull and finally have tender beef all the time.

  34. Good grief, Zonk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw this on New Zealand TV news almost a week ago! Have you been sleeping off Christmas dinner since then or what? Yeesh!

  35. Problem is... by jd · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...cloning currently isn't. The animal is NOT an exact copy, as they do NOT use both the nucleic DNA and mitochondrial DNA, the DNA is frequently so damaged in the transfer that only a tiny fraction of the "clones" are viable - of those that survive long enough to be born, the vast majority die within a matter of days. And even those that do survive suffer accelerated aging and other known conditions relating to genetic illnesses.


    If cloning was anywhere near the point of producing a genetically stable animal, this might be a fair ruling. The fact is, cloning introduces measureable defects. Most of those defects will impact the animal's health, rather than the safety of the meat. Some, and there's currently no way to know how many, will produce meat that is hazardous to humans. If geneticists aren't even sure why such defects exist at all, then you cannot ask them to quantify how many would be hazardous. How on earth could they possibly know?


    Cloning might well be safe, once more of the variables have been quantified and the techniques refined to the point of being reliable. Once we are at that point, if the science showed that the risks to human health were comparable to the risks from non-cloned animals, the FDA would have a case. As it stands, this is a political decision that has zero credibility and should be reversed. You shouldn't try to run before you can crawl. (Walk? Stand up? We're nowhere close to those points.) The fact that labelling is to not require any mention of cloning is proof of that. If the market cannot overcome the objections of consumers except by lying to them, then the market has no goddamn business selling the time of day, never mind products where safety is critical.


    (Personally, I'd prefer looser rules on what can be sold, tied to clearer markings on what is being sold. By play-pretending rigorous standards that really don't exist, and denying the information required to obtain any quantification of that risk, the consumer relies entirely on absolute trust in the divine wisdom of the FDA theocracy. Yes, it is a theocracy - it is driven entirely by faith, not facts from the ground or accountability from those affected. The FDA's methods are dubious - they were recently questioned with regards performing illegal human experiments on Africans - and their underlying principle seems to be one of worshipping themselves as Gods. The entire department should be closed as a hazard to human health.)

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    1. Re:Problem is... by Wyrmy · · Score: 0

      Even "prefect" cloning is not a perfect copy. Genetics after all is simply a blueprint and there is a certain amount of variance determined by the conditions under which the new organism is constructed. Room to grow, density of the supporting fluids, quality and quanity of food supplied, all affect the finished product.

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    2. Re:Problem is... by jd · · Score: 1
      Perfectly true, which is why cloned cats have different fur coloration, different personalities, and are in every way but genetically, a wholly different animal. Such things prove that genetic cloning does not produce a clone in the sci-fi sense - and even in sci-fi they often question the reliability of cloning insofar as producing a facsimilie is concerned. I'm glad you brought that up, though, as there seems to be an assumption that clones are 3D photocopies of the original. They are not. Not even close.


      I tried to steer a little clear of that part of the debate, as not being a facsimilie doesn't mean it's not "safe" as a food source, it merely means that genetics won't give you a true clone. My argument was not merely that the cloning is imperfect but that it is so imperfect that there is an excellent reason to believe that a very high risk exists as to food safety. It may well be that most of the appearance and personality differences can be worked out faster than this one, producing clones of cats and dogs that are truly identical to the original in all ways, shapes and forms, but where a cloned cow would still have an extremely high risk of being deadly to humans.


      (In fact, this is not an unreasonable theory. We know a lot about how genes get expressed and the interplay between environment and genetic attributes. Fixing clones of pets to truly be identical to the original should be easy - time-consuming but easy. DNA damage is much harder, as we don't really understand repair mechanisms very well, the "junk" DNA doesn't transcribe readily to anything we know, which makes it hard to understand what "repairing" it really means, we can't do bugger all with the mitochondrial DNA and it's not easy to figure out what energy it can produce, making it hard to know if the cell to be used is correctly powered, overpowered or underpowered, and so on)


      Cloning will be perfected. Eventually. It might even be improved on - if you're transplanting DNA, you can fix defects in it directly after extraction. This eliminates the need to use retroviruses to implant corrected chromosomes - a process that is highly risky and prone to causing cancer. You can also tweak the repair mechanisms and other characteristics to make best use of the power the mitochondria will generate, and even tweak the mitochondrial DNA to produce an idealized level of power. Not a clone? Technically it is, these don't change the fundamental nature of what the DNA will express, they merely change the rate of cewll aging and the energy the cell has available for carrying out its tasks. The life created would be identical, it would merely age better and live easier.


      Ultimately, though, cloning for food is a stupid waste of time. You want to make lots of food, really really fast? It's easy. Get some stem cells from the animal (or plant) in question, then block the receptors to differentiate. The stem cells will undergo a massive growth spurt, no different from any malignant tumour. It'll continue growing as large as you like. You can split the mass up and each mass will grow independently. When you get bored, you pick a mass, isolate it, unblock the receptors and tell it what sort of cells you want it to be made of. Once it has differentiated, you zap it with radiation to kill the cells off. It will have no texture to speak of and probably taste ghastly, but that's no different from any other American food. But it will be genuine meat, which is more than can be said of MacDonald's or other fast-food chains.

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    3. Re:Problem is... by jibjibjib · · Score: 1
      To summarize your post:

      Some cloned animals are different to others, so we can't know if they're edible or not until we eat them.

      Does this somehow make it less safe than eating other animals?

  36. Tough by Jethro · · Score: 1

    Well I'm pretty glad I'm a vegetarian right about now.

    (and I don't drink milk)

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  37. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    though oddities like artificial 'fish' proteins in GM soya give some cause for concern).

    Protein is protein, take your superstitions elsewhere.
  38. Is there really a market for this?!?! by flu1d · · Score: 1

    I understand the idea of cloning the "ideal" animal but is it really more cost effictive to the standard breeding? This seems pointless as the standard way of producing new life has to be cheaper than repoducing a "super tasty" existing one. Even if there is one that is ideal there can only be one or two reproductions before basic evolution would take over (disease and/or enviromental situations).

    1. Re:Is there really a market for this?!?! by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      One bred steer can father 200,000-300,000 offspring in its lifetime.

      You can theoretically clone infinite copies of that parent (as infinite as your supply of DNA is, anyway).

      Seems fairly efficient to me, if you want the best steak out there.

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    2. Re:Is there really a market for this?!?! by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Just to be pedantic, I thought a Steer was a sterilised male, hence it can't breed.

    3. Re:Is there really a market for this?!?! by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Shut up, you. ;)

      Pedants! Can't live with 'em, can't light 'em on fire. (Or can I...?)

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    4. Re:Is there really a market for this?!?! by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      True. Steers can't breed.
      But they can be cloned--and the clone can then grow up to be a bull. Bulls live to breed.
      It's as close as the cattle industry can get to undoing sterilization, and they can still get tender steaks from the steer. No wonder they want cloning.

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  39. Castration by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The real impetus behind cloning is castration.

    The majority of bulls destined to become meat are castrated well before breeding age, which means no offspring. If one of them turns out to be a prize specimen, you're SOL. With cloning, you can take a blood sample from the prize-winning bull and use it for breeding later.

    Since castration is also common in race horses and working dogs, they would presumably also benefit.

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    1. Re:Castration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since castration is also common in race horses and working dogs, they would presumably also benefit.

      How will this benefit the animals?

  40. Re:Dupe? Clned? by istartedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Are you sure you don't mean "Protein is Protein"? Just remember, you can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor. (I wonder if anybody will get that reference).

    BTW, I thought this might spawn a funny thread, but I like the serious direction it's taken.

    Finally, AFAIK prions are proteins with the same basic chemistry (same exact number of atoms and linkages between atoms) as their healthy counterparts, but folded differently. Thus, "a protein folded properly is a protein folded properly". Maintaining things like that across generations of cloned copies? Do we really want to stake our lives on it? Cloned monoculture meat? Very serious issues. It's one thing when I, as a programmer, crash somebody's box. It's quite another to crash the food supply. I think we should be a lot more cautious with this stuff. We have redundant power supplies in those servers. Where's our redundantn food supply? If somebody's going to experiment with my food, I want a backup.

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  41. 10x is way wrong, because not all land is suitable by r00t · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can graze animals on ground that is rocky and hilly. You can not operate modern farm equipment there.

    The best land usage is that we use the hilly areas for free-range grazing, the nice flat areas for growing plants, and various crummy areas for houses.

    Of course, we do: use the nicest farmland for houses, ignore the hilly areas, and use the crummy-yet-flat areas to grow food for feedlot animals. Our usage of the best farmland for houses is probably the biggest environmental error we make; we are bound to this error by economic factors related to the "tragedy of the commons".

  42. "Eat up," probably, you twit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you could grow meat in vats or on racks of some kind, and this process was not in itself destructive, I doubt very few vegans would continue to abstain, unless they hate the taste or fear getting sick from not eating meat for so long, etc.

    The point is that it's not meat that's offensive. In fact, it's not about being offensive. It's that meat eating is unnecessarily destructive. If you remove the destructive part, there's nothing more to object to.

    1. Re:"Eat up," probably, you twit. by bestiarosa · · Score: 1

      Producing meat is destructive. But not just because of the killing of animals - which, while being an issue isn't the biggest issue. It is destructive because it takes up a lot of resources.

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    2. Re:"Eat up," probably, you twit. by Swimport · · Score: 1
      Producing meat is destructive. But not just because of the killing of animals - which, while being an issue isn't the biggest issue. It is destructive because it takes up a lot of resources.
      Are you saying its possible to determine whether raising cows or other meat sources takes up more resources than growing plants? I suppose you could go by cost, but there are other things to consider, such as necessary nutrients and kcals per dollar. We are omnivores after all, and from what I understand, at least some meat is part of a healthy diet.
    3. Re:"Eat up," probably, you twit. by bestiarosa · · Score: 1

      Many vegetarians avoid consuming meat not because of moral issues but because its production on a massive scale is ecologically unsustainable.
      I agree meat - in small quantities - is part of an healthy diet. But one thing is having meat once in a while, another is having meat on a daily basis, three times a day. Westerners are having too much of it - and this is yet another source of stress for the environment.

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    4. Re:"Eat up," probably, you twit. by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Are you saying its possible to determine whether raising cows or other meat sources takes up more resources than growing plants? Cows eat a whopping ~ 100 lbs a day of feed! That's several tonnes into feeding just one cow (though I've no idea how many portions of meat you get out of that, but I'm guessing it's probably lousy efficiency).

      I think I read somewhere that way more grain goes into feeding cattle (like, millions of tonnes more per year, as in the vast majority of grain produced) goes into feeding cattle rather than being eaten directly (which certainly seems plausible given how many cows we must go through and much they seem to eat).

      We are omnivores after all, and from what I understand, at least some meat is part of a healthy diet. Actually, as omnivores we can live entirely and completely healthily on vegetables and fruit alone, but it is efficient (certainly it would be in the 'wild') to top that up with insects/the odd bit of of meat. Not that we can't handle much larger amounts of meat just fine too, of course (maybe not Elvis quantities with no side effects, but still a huge amount it would seem).

      Worth pointing out we can't do the same the other way round though (i.e. we can't subsist entirely or even nearly exclusively on meat, or we'd die). Of course even mash/fries and peas count. Probably McDonald's milkshakes too (I think a primary ingredient in that is actually potato extract of some kind).
    5. Re:"Eat up," probably, you twit. by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1
      Are you saying its possible to determine whether raising cows or other meat sources takes up more resources than growing plants?
      If he is, he's right.
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  43. easier than that by r00t · · Score: 1

    Have a vetrinary surgeon remove a steak without killing the animal. See if the steak is any good. Resist the urge to immediately eat the rest of the animal.

    There, problem solved, without all the high-tech nonsense.

    1. Re:easier than that by Keith+Duhaime · · Score: 1

      Problem not solved. Think about when the branding party takes place in the animal's life versus when it is slaughtered.

  44. Re:Make sure the cow's not nearsighted. That's fat by vga_init · · Score: 1

    I defy you to name a single hereditary, undetectable health problem in cattle that is the slightest bit dangerous.

    Man, you really have us there, naming the undetectable. I mean, how would we know it's there? I guess the joke is on us.

  45. Re:Dupe? Clned? by monoqlith · · Score: 1

    The reason BSE exists is because some protein is not just protein. A special protein called a prion becomes misfolded, in a way that makes it become infectious, mutating other prions around it, causing cell death and eventually accumulating in sufficient degree to bore small Swiss cheese holes in your brain tissue.

    So perhaps "protein is protein" doesn't really do justice to the nuances of the issue.

  46. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Shihar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Mad cow" disease is a basically a media hoax. How many people in this world have died to mad cow disease? Less the a hundred? You have a better chance of dying in a swimming pool, driving a car, riding a bike, or being struck by lightening. Seriously, you are far more likely to be eaten by a shark then killed by mad cow disease. People's sense of danger has been completely fucked over by mass media. The stuff that you should worry about is ignored, while stupid shit that isn't even worth noticing is treated like a sign of the apocalypses. Get a grip. If safety is what you really are worried about, you should be far more terrified of crossing the street, riding a bike, or taking a swim in a swimming pool, then worries about feeding sheep brains to cows.

    As far as cloning goes... you are not going to die eating a cloned animal. It is going to taste delicious and tasty just like all the other cows. It is like eating a twin. "Unnatural"? Eh, maybe. Tender and delicious? Absolutely.

  47. Eeeew. by r00t · · Score: 1

    "animal husbandry"?

    I really don't want to know...

    1. Re:Eeeew. by bmo · · Score: 1

      "I really don't want to know..."

      http://www.answers.com/topic/animal-husbandry

      It's your own fault for having a dirty mind.

      --
      BMO

  48. telomere differences might matter :-) by r00t · · Score: 1

    As I recall, a telomere is a repeating sequence of DNA. Organisms with long telomeres would have a different average chemical content from organisms with short telomeres.

    Maybe one or the other is better to eat. (BTW, maybe the clone is better!)

  49. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Great point! Prions defintely show that harmless proteins can turn deadly without any mutations in the gene itself. Could be caused by an interaction with proteins from genes other than the one that expresses the prion itself... sort of like the novel interactions you may get by splicing fish genes into soy...

    "No, protein is NOT protein." Or maybe, "PrP-C is not PrP-Sc"...

    Actually, I was going to post that the original prion/BSE post was a bit manic, but I agree, it has become interesting :)

  50. Just test it by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

    I say, if a company (or whatever) wants to clone and sell animals for food, they should just be able to prove that the cloned animal is 100% genetically identical to the original. If such a test can't be done at this time, or such an accuracy rate can't be achieved (assuming it's reasonable; I'm no genetical biologimist) then wait until it is.

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  51. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Krazy+Nemesis · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Seriously, you are far more likely to be eaten by a shark then killed by mad cow disease.

    After seeing video of people being killed by each... I'd opt for the shark any day. A quick, painful death would IMHO be far more desirable than a slow wasting.

    Though I suppose you're right about the statistics end of it, as individuals we have more to fear from Multiple Sclerosis than CJD. Then again, as a society don't we have an obligation to prevent what deaths we can? Even if they are only a few?
  52. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Melfina · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have a better chance of dying in a swimming pool, driving a car, riding a bike, or being struck by lightening. Seriously, you are far more likely to be eaten by a shark then killed by mad cow disease. Yes, but for all of those to take place you need to get in a pool/car, ride a bike, stand outside during a storm, or swim near sharks. To get mad cow, you simply need to EAT MEAT. This, I believe, is something most people do on almost a daily basis. If you a) can afford it, b) are not a vegetarian, c) like it.

    I'm not debating weather or not this sickness is rare, but I do happen to know as a fact that within the next 4 months I will not be at risk of drowning in a pool or being eaten by a shark. However, I think my mom is planning to make hamburgers for dinner tomorrow night.

    To your other point about "As far as cloning goes" you said "you are not going to die eating a cloned animal". You say this, but people die eating NORMAL ANIMALS. We rarely build something better than the original, and when we do, it's after years of hit and miss testing. As far as I know no one has died from eating a cloned sheep yet, so unless this is the first time in history we did this perfect (and I will happily admit I am wrong while eating a fake cow), I think this is only the start and nothing can be said with such assurance yet.

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    :3 rawr.
  53. Re:Duped? Cloned? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Congratulations! This is a new one on me! And it's a new level of "What the f@$%?!"

    I'll be sure to not see that ever again. And to warn any unwary clickers:

        It's some guy getting abused with a male horse.

    One can only imagine the excuses offered to the attending E.R. physician.

  54. the sllort and sdem show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ed mcmahon: thank you for tuning in to tonight's show. and now without further ado, sllort and sdem

    (sllort and sdem walk out on stage)

    (audience applauds)

    sllort: thank you

    sdem: thanks

    sllort: well we have a good show tonight don't we sdem

    sdem: we most certainly do

    sllort: boy i fucking hate italians, don't you sdem

    sdem: yes i agree completely

    (audience applauds)

    sllort: well it was so damn hot today, do you know how hot it was?

    audience: how hot was it?

    sdem: it was so hot that vladinator sweated enough to fill a pothole the size of lake michigan

    (audience roars with laughter)

    sllort: well sdem we should introduce our first guest

    sdem: yes i agree completely

    sllort: ladies and gentleman please welcome dabney coleman

    (dabney coleman walks on stage)

    (audience applauds)

    sllort: welcome to the program dabney

    dabney: it is a pleasure to be here

    sdem: yes i agree completely

    dabney: what?

    sllort: dabney you must tell me what you think of trolling slashdot

    dabney: well i must say that i approve of it, i think it is a wonderful pastime

    (audience applauds)

    sdem: god bless you

    dabney: in fact one time i sent my agent this script for a movie i was writing, and at the top i said 'if you want a softcopy of this script please go to goatse.cx'

    (audience roars with laughter)

    (sllort wipes tears of laughter out of his eye)

    sllort: so what did he do

    dabney: he called me and said, 'that goat sex site is sick, you are a bastard' then he vomited, it was pretty sick, he threw up all over his phone

    sdem: yes i agree completely

    the rest of this is cut off due to the fact that idiot slashcode won't accept posts that have average line lengths less than 19, mr. malda needs to spend a bit more time on the bible and a bit less time on draconian slashcode bullshit

  55. Re:Dupe? Clned? by @madeus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ""Mad cow" disease is a basically a media hoax. "

    While not a hoax, it was certainly hyped up by the media - but it was not the media that caused the political storm of other countries using it as an excuse to protect their markets (France in particular IIRC, though they were by no means alone) which lead to a 'collapse' of the export market (and subsequent subsidy handouts, which in the UK are greatly reshaping - for the better I think - the way we manage land).

    That was a big part of the story that was hyped up (and was a big deal), as was the poor way in which the government handled the 'crisis' (which was the biggest story of all IIRC). It is true that BSE is much more common in other countries, and even seen as nothing unusual (though always a problem if it is detected in a herd) and it may well have blown over if the government hadn't handled it so oddly, though I think your right to implicate the media as bearing responsibility too.

    "How many people in this world have died to mad cow disease? Less the a hundred? You have a better chance of dying in a swimming pool, driving a car, riding a bike, or being struck by lightening."

    Oh for sure. Though if they had kept at it for years and we hadn't changed the practice, it could easily have been a much bigger problem further down the line, and it's entirely possible we'd discover other long term issues too (even things we might be passing on, and that might impact over generations, for example).

    It seems a slim risk, a bit like a (bad) far fetch sci-fi movie plot, but the BSE/CJD has shown weird ass stuff like that can happen, with globalised food production it could represent a greater and entirely unnecessary risk.

    I don't avoid GM foods particularly (personally, I like the big, round juicy fruit sprayed with no-doubt cancer causing pesticides more than the small, knobbly Organic stuff) and I think globalisation is generally a Good Thing (for political and economic reasons), it doesn't seem prudent to get cocky about this sort of thing though.

    We've been there before with so many other products (e.g. if you are pregnant be sure to (not) take some Thalidomide to help with the morning sickness and as an anti-inflammatory for your swollen ankles). It just seems crazy to rush headlong and 'assume' it will all be fine and no one will get hurt.

    As far as cloning goes... you are not going to die eating a cloned animal.

    If you eat one once, I'm sure it's just fine, maybe even safer than eating a random cow you don't know the history of (if the cloning process was of very high quality and all things being equal). That doesn't describe a very likely future scenario though.

    If millions of people effectively eat that same cow for decades, and it turns out there is something funny about it's genetic makeup that has a knock on effect for even a small percentage of the population, then a lot of people could find themselves with some serious problems. It might be increase susceptibility to certain cancers, it could make people more prone to Alzheimer's, it could be another neurological condition, we just don't know, but we do know it can, and has happened before. And for what? To save a couple of pence on each hamburger sold (*literally*). Not worth going in for all guns blazing IMO.

    I'm not try to be melodramatic about it, but think about how many screwed up two-headed, six-legged or three tailed goats get created for every decent quality clone that goes in front of the camera and even the 'good' clones don't last long - a clone is, in many ways, the age of the original PLUS it's own age (never mind the other problems under the surface due to damaged DNA).

    That is, if you were to take a 35 year old human, and clone him, at 15 they'd have medical complaints (including cancers) you'd only expect to see on a 50 year old. Even with a impossibly perfect cloning process, the individual would be lucky to live to be 35 themselv

  56. Clone the milk instead? by tgraupmann · · Score: 0

    I don't know what all the fuss is about cloning sheep and cows. Just clone the milk instead and we'll drink that. You don't have to feed cloned milk.

    1. Re:Clone the milk instead? by jschoenberg · · Score: 1

      Ummmmm....trying to be funny? Clone milk? I'm guessing you don't know what cloning is.

  57. Re:Dupe? Clned? by @madeus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, I was going to post that the original prion/BSE post was a bit manic

    It is a bit, but then I keep thinking about it and it gets *worse*. :-)

    I think GM is in principle great, and I don't think that wizzend looking organic food tastes better than super-hyped pesticide food or those odd screwed-with strawberries (the ones that are insanely huge AND taste really sweet). In a blind test I can't tell the difference between an organic potato or a non-organic one (though in a non-blind test it's easy to spot the small organic one with big pits in - that still cost more per lbs - a mile off). My mother disagrees strongly, but then she collects "healing crystals" and likes tarot cards. God damn hippies.

    I am still worried about how much in it's infancy this stuff all is though - I'm not personally worried I'm going to get Brain Cancer from eating too many GM Oranges, but on a global scale. It reminds me of mass produced medication was handled in the 50's, when it was a fledgling industry. Though it's not like we have all the answers now, clearly things have improved and we have at least some processes in place which (as hinted at in the summary) we largely don't have for food (GM or cloned), yet.

  58. How about we just have less people? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Alternately, as long as we're tossing around impossible-to-implement solutions, how about one where people just stop churning out children quite so often, and then we wouldn't have problems feeding everyone? If there weren't so many mouths to feed, the relative inefficiency and land requirements of a carnivorous lifestyle wouldn't be nearly as damaging. It's only when you start trying to scale it to billions and billions of people that it becomes a problem.

    I'd rather have fewer people eating and living what and where they want, than more people fighting over the scraps.

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    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    1. Re:How about we just have less people? by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Alternately, as long as we're tossing around impossible-to-implement solutions, how about one where people just stop churning out children quite so often, and then we wouldn't have problems feeding everyone? The only sure fire way to do that seems to be to drive the education and wealth levels up. As soon as nations have become wealthy and educated people seem to stop having babies, with the birth rate levelling out completely, or falling (France and Japan have experienced this I think, and other European countries). The immigrant population invariably continues to increase, so they numbers stay up, but it seems like good news over all.

      A good incentive to spread wealth and promote education globally I think. It seems like avoiding a nightmarish scenario of an over populated planet might be something that will take care of itself if we can bring everyone up to an equitable level.

      PS: Minor pet hate (sorry for being a pain in the ass about this ... ) but seeing the word 'carnivorous' used in relation to human diet windows me right up. :-) I of course know what you meant, but I like to point out for those that get it that while as omnivores, we can live exclusively on a diet of vegetables and fruit, we can't live on an exclusively (or even primarily - for long) meat diet.

      Naturally there is always one guy at a table in a restaurant who likes to make a point by announcing he's a carnivore, as if he's part lion or perhaps part dinosaur, which I keep thinking would be like me claiming to have four stomachs for the digestion of cud, or something equally wacky.

      Got to love being an omnivore though, even for just eating fruit and vegetables the pointy cutting teeth at the front are awesome and will still get to have flat grindy teeth at the back - must be better than having nothing but pointy teeth you can't mush stuff up with (as is observably inconvenient when cats or some dogs end up awkwardly trying to chew up big crunchy biscuits) or just boring old flat teeth you can't cut with. Yay for us.
    2. Re:How about we just have less people? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      is observably inconvenient when cats or some dogs end up awkwardly trying to chew up big crunchy biscuits

      It's worth mentioning that dogs are in fact omnivores. They routinely eat grass and other roughage, and are happy to munch down a sweet piece of fruit. Same behavior you see in coyotes, foxes, wolves, etc. Those pointier-than-ours rear molars in a dog's jaw are great for crunching prey leg bones, but they mesh together pretty well for cookies, too. But you're right that when they eat grass, it pretty much goes down (and out!) intact.

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    3. Re:How about we just have less people? by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I wrote 'some dogs' because I know what you mean about those pointy molars (and I've seen how some dogs find it much easier than others to chew things), I didn't actually realise they were omnivores too though.

    4. Re:How about we just have less people? by eliz · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with most of your post, except...

      "we can't live on an exclusively (or even primarily - for long) meat diet"

      What about the (old-world) eskimos, who survived for months on end on a diet that is almost exclusively meat (seafood)?

    5. Re:How about we just have less people? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I didn't actually realise they were omnivores too though.

      Actually, if you look at the list of ingredients on most commercial dog food, meat is not the bulk of it. Grains, vegetbables, etc, make up most of the volume. Dogs need that protein, just like us, but meat and only meat is actually a little hard on them, digestively. At least, for domestic animals... they've had tens of thousands of years of evolving alongside of humans, eating their dinner scraps (all of them!). But wolves do it too... you'll see berry seeds in their droppings, etc. My own dogs pretty much just want whatever it is I'm eating. Especially if it involves sizzling butter.

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      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    6. Re:How about we just have less people? by @madeus · · Score: 1

      What about the (old-world) eskimos, who survived for months on end on a diet that is almost exclusively meat (seafood)? Good point, maybe fish is different in respect of being rich in essential amino acids (though to contradict myself, I don't think that's particularly so, not compared to meat that is). I don't really understand why fish is supposed to be so healthy for us (though clearly there is much advise that it is).

      I don't know what the side effects of a seafood (seal/fish/etc) diet might be, maybe it's fine (though I am inclined to think they would be lacking some essencial amino acids in their diet and that seems likely to manifest it self somehow - but, maybe not).

      I do know you can get serious liver problems from say eating lots of red meat, which is what I was thinking of - one of the reasons why medical practitioners often caution against things like the atkins diet (even though it has a really high success rate, it can also cause other problems and isn't sustainable, especially if you drink a fair bit, for example, as it puts huge strain on the liver). Apparently (I hear from family in the medical profession) liver problems in younger people (30-40) are a big problem these days, especially related to drinking.

      I've sumbled across this article on what it calls the 'Inuit Paradox' (how they stay healthy without vegetables). It seems to say it's mostly as a result of eating 'healthy fat' from wild animals, which it says are quite different to the fat from 'farmed' animals, and that 50% of their diet is (/was) fat. I can't seem to find any info on health issues that might related to that (things like life expectancy, etc).

      Also stumbled across this which is short and intersting, and quite gross (worth a quick read).
    7. Re:How about we just have less people? by eliz · · Score: 1
      Also stumbled across this which is short and intersting, and quite gross (worth a quick read).
      ...it is interesting...but I'm glad I had breakfast a couple hours ago!

      I don't really understand why fish is supposed to be so healthy for us (though clearly there is much advise that it is).
      At least a part of the answer seems to be in the first article:

      Omega-3s evidently help raise HDL cholesterol, lower triglycerides, and are known for anticlotting effects. (Ethnographers have remarked on an Eskimo propensity for nosebleeds.) These fatty acids are believed to protect the heart from life-threatening arrhythmias that can lead to sudden cardiac death. And like a "natural aspirin," adds Dewailly, omega-3 polyunsaturated fats help put a damper on runaway inflammatory processes, which play a part in atherosclerosis, arthritis, diabetes, and other so-called diseases of civilization.

      I do know you can get serious liver problems from say eating lots of red meat, which is what I was thinking of - one of the reasons why medical practitioners often caution against things like the atkins diet (even though it has a really high success rate, it can also cause other problems and isn't sustainable, especially if you drink a fair bit, for example, as it puts huge strain on the liver).

      This I find to be very interesting...a large number of the guys that I work with always seem to be on some form of bizarre "beer & meat" diet, or alternatively, regularly fast! They're all highly intelligent (in a slashdot sort of way), but I've wondered if this really makes for good common sense. Although, I have to say that the latest issue of Scientific American Reports has expounded upon the benefits of both alcohol and fasting, and the Sienna Miller liquid potato diet is amusing.

  59. Ob. Kids in the Hall Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. no-label beef - like a hot dog, you don't know what's in it.
    Cow eyes, pig's feet, and wiener flavor
  60. hardly a 'decision' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course the US government was always going to approve the products of large agro-business. It's hardly worth reporting. One of the defining characteristics of facist regimes like the United States is the merger of corporate power and the state, and the protection of corporate interests above the interests of the general populous.
    I don't personally see any current problems with genetically modified products, providing that patents are not used to prevent farmers from breeding genetically modified animals, or getting and selling seeds from genetically modified plants. Patents on any form of life are clearly an absurdity that can destroy a good sustainable agricultural system very quickly, as the projects of a certain evil US agro-businesses have demonstrated by starving tens of thousands of people in the few poor countries that are run badly enough to accept their 'aid'.

  61. This post will destroy any karma I ever had, but.. by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1
    A friend of mine notes that it seems that what defines what a vegan/vegetarian won't eat is whether or not is has cute babies.

    (Note: This applies to the style of vegan/vegetarian living in the West, where it's primarily a [political|personal style|fad|social] statement. It does not apply to those who live that lifestyle for religious or who must for health reasons.)
    From the political standpoint, it's interesting that the vegan and pro-abortion crowds are both largely at the liberal end of the spectrum...It would be interesting to see how much overlap there is between those two groups, and if such overlap exists, you have to ask the question "In what moral sense is killing an unhatched chicken worse than killing an unborn human?"
  62. clone me ishmael by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget your cloned food library card for school today, kiddles...

    This whole topic is just disturbing.

  63. Re:Dup? Klned? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whch smor funny? # dunnno.. wh m? dn.
  64. Re:Dupe? Clned? by rundgren · · Score: 1

    I think "hype" is more correct than "crisis," regarding BSE. In short: Total death toll: 170, of which 160 in the UK. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_enc ephalopathy#BSE_statistics_by_country

  65. Re:10x is way wrong, because not all land is suita by kfg · · Score: 1

    Our usage of the best farmland for houses is probably the biggest environmental error we make

    But at least the first thing we do when building the house is call in the bulldozer to scrape all the topsoil off; making it virtually impossible to change our minds, so we've got that going for us.

    One of the things I've always liked about Vermont is that (at least before the New Yorkers started moving in) they have been pretty much forced by the geography to do things right. There's a reason it's known for granite, sheep and cows and any real arable land must be devoted to their feed lots. Not to mention the crappy land left over for houses has the best views from the living room window anyway.

    The White European can be considered the orginal settlers of Vermont, because even the precolombian Native Americans couldn't find much of any use for it other than as a transient hunting ground. It has always served as a sink for the disaffected. The Allen brothers were not exactly models of fine citizens. The nation (yes, nation) of Vermont was born out of the guerilla warfare of such, Ethan once threatening to declare war on all of mankind.

    They even tend to learn from their mistakes ( at least before the New Yorkers started moving in); as per the aftermath of the "White Gold Rush," which, interestingly, I can't find a single reference to on the web. ("White Gold" is early 19th century Vermonter for wool).

    Shame that there's really only two ways to make a living there, even to this day:

    a)farm rocks
    b)rip off New Yorkers

    The family homestead perched on the lump of granite which I stand to inheret isn't well situated for ripping off New Yorkers. I might have to retire to the family homestead in Marblehead; where the only way to make a living is:

    a)already have more money than God
    b)rip off New Yorkers

    That's why I live in New York at the moment. I'm practicing ripping off New Yorkers.

    KFG

  66. Re:Dupe? Clned? by testadicazzo · · Score: 1

    there is of course another interpretation of what happened with mad cow disease. In all likelyhood without the disproportionate media frenzy around it, governments would have drag assed a lot longer in doing something about the risks, until it did actually reach a crisis proportion. So let's not play blame the media too much here.

  67. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    as a society don't we have an obligation to prevent what deaths we can? Even if they are only a few?

    The problem is diminishing returns. Although some people may say we can never put a price on human life, there comes a point at which the expense that would be needed to save "a few" more lives is not worth it.

    For example, if all cars were limited to 25kph maximum speed, it would undoubtedly reduce the number of deaths on the road, but we still don't do it because the cost would be too high.

  68. Sepultura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Biotech is Godzilla
    by Sepultura
    from the awesome Chaos AD album

    Rio Summit, '92
    Street people kidnapped
    Hid from view
    "To save the earth"

    Our rulers met
    Some had other
    Secret plans

    No... No... No... No...

    Biotech
    Biotech
    Biotech
    Say what?

    Strip-mine the Amazon
    Of cells of life itself
    Gold rush for genes is on
    Natives get nothing

    Biotech
    Biotech
    Biotech
    Is Godzilla

    Mutations cooked in labs
    Money-mad experiments
    New food + medicine?
    New germs + accidents!
    Like Cubatao
    "World's most polluted town"
    Air melts your face
    Deformed children all around
    Bio-technology
    Ain't what's so bad
    Like all technology
    It's in the wrong hands

    Cut-throat corporations
    Don't give a damn
    When lots of people die
    From what they've made

    Biotech
    Biotech
    Biotech
    Is A.I.D.S.?

    Stop!!!

  69. Not wanting to sound like a whiny hippie, but... by thegnu · · Score: 1

    We already are using prisoners to feed our people. Pigs are kept in pig-sized boxes. Cattle get fed iron-poor diets to make their meat tender and are kept with their faces tied right up against a fence so they can't turn around. They're so weak, they get dragged wherever they need to go, mostly to slaughter. Chickens get their beaks cut off so they don't peck each other and themselves to death because they're strapped down in chicken-sized boxes.

    We tried putting human DNA into pigs so they'd be leaner, but it produced genetic abnormalities we couldn't work around. We've tried feeding animals to animals, but it caused mad cow disease. All of the current practices are still pretty disgusting. We feed the cows rBGH, which causes them to have infections in their udders, causing there to be mucous and pus in our lovely pasteurized, homogenized milk. That's not to mention all the other disgusting things they pump into our animals to keep them alive. Even organic "free-range" cattle are allowed to be kept in a cage during "production" periods of their life, or anytime they're producing milk.

    Meat is somehow less and less appealing to me, and I think that on top of the ethical problem we have of breeding living beings that only see the light of the sun on the way to slaughter is really inhuman. Imagine a life inside a box, malnourished, with no human contact. Imagine doing this to someone. It's freaking wrong. To me, the invasion of these animal's genetics is yet a deeper invasion on the wretched masses.

    Plus, from an environmental standpoint, each step in the food chain only retains something like 50% (I can't remember the actual number) of the sun's energy from the previous step. Consuming less meat is good for the environment, since the more steps you remove yourself from the actual energy absorption, the more inefficient you get.

    But that's just my $0.74

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    Please stop stalking me, bro.
  70. Twitt (Re:Dupe? Clned?) by kaiwai · · Score: 1

    No body has died because it can take up to, and some times longer than 10 years for CJD to manefest itself into humans; a person can go through life, then *bam* all the symptoms come at once.

  71. Re:So.. (Really OT) by @madeus · · Score: 2

    Failures-at-life? That is an incredibly arrogant, ignorant statement.

    "Yes, what were those immigrants thinking? They should be in college instead of dallying about the meat processing plants! Why, they're to blame for the suffering of the animals we eat. The dumb brutes have an electric cattle prod and they know how to use it."

    I know what *I'm* thinking. Well I'm thinking you are maybe a racist. Or, in your defence, that people where you are who do that kind of work are most immigrant workers or minorities - which is a fair enough assumption but is not so true here IME (though that has started to change in the last couple of years due to new legislation).

    I've know well three people who worked in processing plants (beef,chicken and fish) none of them immigrants (or minorities) or from anything like poor families. All - every one of them - had more formal education than I have had, and I know two of them were from wealthier families (not sure about the other). They all hated it (we've talked about it) but hey they are all grown men, they are the ones responsible for their own lives and their own choices.

    Those who have had equal or better chances can't still at 30 (or older, in at least one of the above cases) can't credibly continue to blame 'society' for their bad life choices (and believe me, people with no good reason seem to do that endlessly - one of the aforementioned is a good for nothing relative of mine and it's his mantra). At some point it's only fair to expect grown adults to take responsibility for themselves.

    You can think it's an "incredibly arrogant, ignorant statement" if you like, I left school before my 16th birthday, started work, got my own place at 17 (later, my first mortgage at 19), always paid my own way and never claimed a day of social security, I've just worked my ass off and by and large worked a fair bit harder than my contemporaries . Damn right I'm arrogant in that regard. If you want a better job, put the hours in till you're good enough and then go looking for it. What's standing in your way?

    Incidentally, I think that's an outlook that most economic migrating (who are of course genuinely at a disadvantage, or they wouldn't be migrating) historically have the least difficulty with - they are already the one's who've been willing to up sticks and move to another country to find better work. Which is not something that most us will (thankfully) ever feel we have to go through.
  72. Re:Duped? Cloned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Judging from your description, it's "Mr. Hands". If that's new to you, lurk moar.

  73. Re:Duped? Cloned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ooh I have that one, I want a new one one. Nothing new in aages :-(

    Actually brought that up in the office once while demoing Front Row once, fortunately I work in an office full of deviants used to much worse.

  74. Re:Make sure the cow's not nearsighted. That's fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't a defect that hurts humans also hurt/kill the cow? Because we have very similar biologies?

    Dude, don't post when you're drunk. Makes you look really, really, REALLY fucking stupid.

  75. Re:Not wanting to sound like a whiny hippie, but.. by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

    Imagine a life inside a box, malnourished, with no human contact.
     
    In other words, the typical Slashdotter's daily routine.

  76. D? by name*censored* · · Score: 2, Funny

    W d?

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  77. Re:... just like all the other cows by ancientt · · Score: 1

    "This burger tastes familiar and I could swear I've eaten this cheese before!"

    When we go to a burger place we expect the same product regardless of the season or geography. I can foresee a world where every burger is exactly the same at every location in the chain because every bun and every tomato and every slice of cheese and every hamburger patty come from the the same organic models.

    2060 - Welcome to Happy Cow, would you like a Bessy burger?
    * Bessy burgers are all made from clones of the original Bessy, a cow found to be especially flavorful who was created specifically to desire to want to become a hamburger.

    2090 - Welcome to Happy Cow, would you like a Rodney burger?
    * Rodney burgers are all made from clones of the original Rodney, a steer found to be palatable, but not exceptionally so, but hey, its fun to eat a cow that was created specifically to annoy you enough that you wouldn't mind eating it.

    3010 - Good afternoon Mr. Stevens, your Happy Cow today is Bessy because you are feeling particularly community minded as are 39% of the Mr. Stevens (Mark XIV) models. Fido (mark XII) is taking himself for a walk and Mrs. Stevens (Mark II) will be joining you shortly but she has been shopping and will be dining on a Rodney steak, rare. I suggest you avert your eyes.

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  78. Get Ontopic ! by smoker2 · · Score: 1

    While what you say is true, it veers away from the fact that at present you can tell if your food has been genetically engineered or raised on a chemical soup. Under the proposed system you would have no choice. Ok, maybe the clones offspring are organically raised and even tucked into bed at night, but they were initially produced from a non-natural source. Surely that's just as relevant as what they were fed on ? Just because it makes the farmer richer is no reason to abandon relevant disclosure.

    Firstly, my opposition is to the no labeling part. Surely a label stating "Produced from cloned parents" or "Genetically Engineered Produce" gives the consumer a choice in the decision of which produce to buy ? It shouldn't matter whether the meat is any less (or more) fit for consumption than "normal". To unilaterally decree that it isn't necessary is just totalitarian nonsense.

    The problem:
    If you produce a clone of a particularly desirable bull, then use that bull to produce generations of cattle for food, there would be no cause to label the food cattle as clones, because they wouldn't be. They would be results of "normal" matings. But that doesn't mean that they don't have the same traits in their DNA as the original clone. How far back in the family tree would you have to go to determine whether an animal was a clone ?

    Also, it seems a little far fetched that just the bull would be cloned for desirable DNA. After all, mating with a regular cow would introduce fresh DNA into the offspring, which might offset the benefits of the cloned bull. So, you would really try to find the ideal combination of best bull and best cow, and clone both, then mate both continually for the subsequent offspring.

    Of course, none of those offspring would need to be labeled "clone" either as they were the result of natural matings.

    Secondly, if you allow me the premise above (both sexes cloned), I fail to see how the constant reproduction of a stagnant gene pool would be beneficial to anyone, either to us as food, or to the long term survival prospects of cattle in general. I see this as similar to cutting down the Amazon rain forest before we know what valuable resources we are destroying. What happens years down the road, when the type of bull and cow we have fostered as the only profitable type, become less suitable for the conditions in which we find ourselves (global warming / different available feedstuff) ? Are we going to set up a global DNA store of all available DNA variations, just in case we need them later ?

    So, just to reiterate, how can the possible long term effects of a process, which are eminently unknowable, be ignored in favour of a policy of deliberate concealment from the people who will be the ones to suffer those consequences ?

    By forcing the labelling of clone sourced meat, we allow the freedom to choose. Even if 90% of the population "choose" to buy the cloned produce, there will exist a market for the "all natural" product. Without labelling, there can be no differentiation, so no market. While that market exists, so too does the natural variability in the cattles DNA strains.

    And that is a Good Thing ®

  79. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is good news for canibals.

  80. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    So, you don't walk across the street every day? Your bias is showing.

    "I'm not debating ... tomorrow night."

    And, you will be navigating the streets to get there. Still biased.

    "You say this, but people die eating NORMAL ANIMALS. "

    Bullshit. Unless you're talking about puffer fish or the like, bullshit. Name a few. Bias still in effect.

  81. "Non-cloned" meat is a commodity, like "Organic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's how the industry will react..... Non-cloned meat will cost more than cloned....

  82. Population growth by DrDitto · · Score: 1

    The worldwide demand for beef and dairy products will rise by something like 60% in the next few decades. Cloning is a way to meet this demand by increasing the output per head of cattle.

    1. Re:Population growth by PPH · · Score: 1
      Cloning, by itself, will not affect the productivity of livestock. What it does is give farmers the ability to duplicate a more productive genetic line more efficiently than today's selective breeding methods.


      What worries me is that all of these methods of optimizing genetic lines may have unintended consequences. They bypass normal mechanisms of random mutation and genetic selection which provide a diverse and hardy pool of offspring.

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  83. Re:This post will destroy any karma I ever had, bu by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Because it's a chicken and not a human.

  84. I'm looking forward to... by NotFamous · · Score: 1

    ...the extra chicken leg!

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  85. Re:Not wanting to sound like a whiny hippie, but.. by BertieBaggio · · Score: 1
    Plus, from an environmental standpoint, each step in the food chain only retains something like 50% (I can't remember the actual number) of the sun's energy from the previous step.
    It's actually about 10% per trophic level.
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  86. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Steeltoe · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Reading all this makes me SOO happy I am vegetarian. And I`m going to eat a lot more organic/ecologic/biodynamic food. It tastes better and do the body better.

    The rest of you are setting yourselves up for a big mess, but what can we say. You`re ridiculing what you don`t understand and using technology just because you can, like a little child with a big gun.

  87. Re:Dupe? Clned? by name*censored* · · Score: 1
    We have redundant power supplies in those servers. Where's our redundant [sp.?] food supply?
    Uh... you don't HAVE to eat GM/cloned food - there are "organic" aisles in supermarkets for a reason (aka backup) (who rely on people with your concerns :)). Personally, I'm just as willing to trust a (albeit heartless) company (eg, McDonalds) (who aren't particularly interested in tieing their names to "mass carcinogen") as I am natural diseases (which don't discriminate) (eg, solar radiation/poisons elsewhere in the food preperation process/crappy third-rate meat processing) which are not currently screened for in foods. It's not as if the geneticists in charge of cloning the proteins will stagger into the office after a heavy Saturday night's drinking and say "hey, screw checking strand A012195-JQRS5, I'm sure it's fine" - there are systems of control, both during and after the cloning process (the media are already eager enough to attack morally dubious scientific processes like cloning, it would turn into a media frenzy). I'm just as likely to be the person who dies of GM food to trigger the media circus as I am to win the $200M NYE lottery jackpot, or be killed by any other awful but freakishly improbable danger...

    PS. No...I don't get that "water in nuclear reactor" reference... what is it?
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  88. I'm more concerned with PETROLEUM-based synthetic by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 1

    food coloring, flavoring, and preservatives. If you see things like FD&C-anything, BHA, BHT, TBHQ, etc. in the ingredients list, it's derived from petroleum. Suffice it to say that it's bad for your neurology, but how bad depends on your genetics. See Feingold Association for details.

    And then there's sulfite preservatives, which aren't synthetic but certainly overused...

    All cloning does is decrease genetic diversity and lead to bovine versions of the Clone Wars. One day, when the right code is transmitted to their RFID tags, the cows will turn on their protectors and /.'ers will hastily print banners saying "I for one welcome our bovine overlords"...

  89. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People die from all kinds of food alergins (sp?), choking, contaminations, eating too much of certain types of meat (why is my toe blue?), etc.

    I kind of wonder what the impact will be on a very low level, long term, of digesting *identical* protiens and fats etc...I have no clue what I'm talking about, but forget the cloning aspect, and pretend you had 2 billion identical twin cows naturally....would eating just their meat cause issues with digestion or perhaps a lack of variety in cow meat would reduce the variety of types of nutrients, protiens etc? I mean each steak could be healthy, and fine to eat...but what about over and over? Are there nutritional issues here too? /shrug

  90. Re:Dupe? Clned? by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

    I just don't see how this can be cost effective for larger animals... Maybe smaller, simpler animals that are more cost expensive to raise/catch... like shellfish... I think for things like shrimp, clams, crab and lobster it may actually be commercially cost effective, given how expensive they are to gather/catch... I also think that simpler blank protein bases may be more viable commercially...

    Not sure how I would feel about eating such things... Or for that matter, as you mention, eating things that ate said things.. but then again, look what chickens eat, and how much of that we consume.

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  91. no, you are probably doomed by garyrich · · Score: 1

    The risk the parent is actually talking about is not from eating "clones" but rather a diet consisting of monoclones. This may or may not happen with meat products (I'd bet not) but has been the norm for a long time with agricultural products. Unless you going out of your way to buy non corporate produced vegetarian food you have been beta testing this potential problem for the rest of us. Your sacrifice is appreciated.

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    1. Re:no, you are probably doomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint for the narrow-minded: The world != USA

      Not every country _in the world_ is filled with pacified and docile guinea-pigs, which will happily follow any president to war just because he says so.

  92. Technoparanoia by tgibbs · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Finally, AFAIK prions are proteins with the same basic chemistry (same exact number of atoms and linkages between atoms) as their healthy counterparts, but folded differently. Thus, "a protein folded properly is a protein folded properly". Maintaining things like that across generations of cloned copies? Do we really want to stake our lives on it? Cloned monoculture meat? Very serious issues. It's one thing when I, as a programmer, crash somebody's box. It's quite another to crash the food supply. I think we should be a lot more cautious with this stuff. We have redundant power supplies in those servers. Where's our redundantn food supply? If somebody's going to experiment with my food, I want a backup.


    Yes, in principle, it may be just barely possible that cloning could result in a mutation that causes overproduction of a protein with no noticeable ill effects in the animal, yet survives proteolytic conditions in the stomach and digestive tract, and results in a rare neurodegenerative disease in humans.

    Of course, none of this really has anything to do with cloning, which is not particularly prone to produce mutations. Such a mutation could just as well occur spontaneously and be propagated by selective breeding. For that matter, it may have already happened. Such a mutation might be naturally present in any food that we are already eating. There are a number of rare neurodegenerative diseases. It is certainly possible that some of them are due to a protein that is present in wheat or potatoes or corn (all of which have limited genetic variability). If you are really paranoid about this sort of thing, you could avoid eating any food with low genetic variability.

    But wait! Who knows how big a dose of the deadly protein it takes to induce the disease? Maybe it takes only a single dose! It is certainly theoretically possible. In that case, eating foods with high genetic variability is precisely the worst thing you can do, because it would increase your risk of exposure to the deadly protein! To be safest, you should be eating only cloned foods and other foods with low genetic variability!

    Of course, hardly anybody is going to worry much about the possibility that there might be a harmful prion in the foods that they already eat. It may be a theoretical possibility, but next to other food related risks, such as heart disease and food-borne infections, it is fairly obvious that prions in the diet (which in the worst known case cause human disease only very rarely) are far, far down on the worry list. But tie it to a new technology, and suddenly it is seen as horribly plausible. Fundamentally, however, it is merely another rationalization for fear of change--an unreasoning paranoia about anything that is new and different.

    1. Re:Technoparanoia by istartedi · · Score: 1

      unreasoning paranoia about anything that is new and different.

      We've never sailed a ship this big in the North Atlantic before. Are you sure it's unsinkable? Wouldn't it be prudent to have a full compliment of lifeboats just in case it isn't? Are you sure we can manage hydrogen in our airships? It hasn't been this cold during a shuttle launch before. We'd better check with the engineers, and if they say not to launch, we ought to listen.

      I hope you're not an engineer working on untested, mission-critical systems. If you are, it's your JOB to be paranoid about anything that's new and different.

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    2. Re:Technoparanoia by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      We've never sailed a ship this big in the North Atlantic before. Are you sure it's unsinkable? Wouldn't it be prudent to have a full compliment of lifeboats just in case it isn't? Are you sure we can manage hydrogen in our airships? It hasn't been this cold during a shuttle launch before. We'd better check with the engineers, and if they say not to launch, we ought to listen.


      All of which were well understood, predictable risks, that could be dealt with by simple, logical safeguards. But this is more along the lines of "What if such a big ship attracts a giant squid from deep undersea that drags everybody down to a watery grave?"
  93. Re:Dupe? Clned? by forkazoo · · Score: 0
    Seriously, you are far more likely to be eaten by a shark then killed by mad cow disease.


    Shit, sharks more likely to kill me than mad cows? Good To Know! That's it, Snappy McFishes is going back to the aquarium where I bought him. I am so bad at picking out good pets.
  94. Re:Dupe? Clned? by istartedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    The nuclear reactor reference is from a clasic one-time Saturday Night Live skit. Ed Asner was hosting and played the part of a retiring nuclear engineer. His last words to the people in the plant were "just remember, you can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor". After he leaves, the reactor overheats. An argument ensues over what he meant. With lines like: "We should flood the reactor core, because hey, you can't put too much water in a reactor" being countered by "we should drain the reactor core! You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor. There must be too much in there. That's why it's overheating."

    The team is split, so they put it to a vote, and "drain the reactor" wins.

    The final scene is Ed sitting on the beach, sipping a drink. A nuclear explosion appears in the distance. The waiter aks about it and he explains that it must be a test or something. His advice to the waiter? "just remember, you can't look too long at a nuclear explosion".

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  95. Agraadzrk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So imagine the poor Agraadzrk (I have no idea how it's spelled) beeing eaten by Arthur Dent OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

  96. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Melfina · · Score: 1
    "So, you don't walk across the street every day? Your bias is showing. "

    I'll save you the trouble, I am biased

    "And, you will be navigating the streets to get there. Still biased."

    Actually, I don't need to leave my house today to get food seeing how I live with my mom. Also, crossing the street wasn't one of the examples I used, I omitted that because it was in the second set of examples and I was focusing on the first. Yes, I'm still biased.

    "Bullshit. Unless you're talking about puffer fish or the like, bullshit. Name a few. Bias still in effect."

    Mad cow. Sick chickens, pigs, turkeys, and other assorted animals also are a danger if consumed. And I'm still biased.

    Your creative use of ellipsis to make me look like I'm contradicting myself was cute, but I was "not debating weather or not this sickness is rare", I was disagreeing with the likeliness of catching it in comparison to other dangers out there. A shark attack, and Lightning strikes are pretty effing rare normally. You have to actually go looking for those. It's not like a shark is gonna walk up to you in a bar and club you.

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  97. Twatting? by p3d0 · · Score: 1
    armed with a primitive makeshift twatting weapon
    Mmm... Where can I get one of those?
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  98. Microbiologist by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

    I'm a student of Microbiology. One reason to object to eating cloned animals is that a single defect may cause disease on a large scale. This is the same as previous posts. Physiology? There's lots of ways this can happen. For instance a genetic predisposition to particular bacterial or parasitic infections (Hooray for microbiology!).

    A benefit might be that some cloned animals have a statistically lower carrier rate for certain known pathogens. Others might genetically 'prefer' less virulent pathogens. Still, my experience with microbes tells me that having only a few clone models as a food supply is a patently bad idea. Something like a statistical time-bomb where everything is fine for a long long time but when it goes wrong the consequences are huge (either for the animal population or the ones eating them).

    All this is not a reason to avoid using cloned meat sources. Instead it gives us good reason to pause and consider the various outcomes of our actions. I think reasonable study of the issue will reveal that cloned meat is mostly fine but requires some industry regulation to ensure adequate genetic diversity in the food supply (which may not be much diversity, but that's a matter for another day).

  99. One other note by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

    I hope this is obvious: Remember, it's not so much the genetic mutations in the GE/Cloned meat were worried about. It's the mutations in the various pathogens that infect (zoonotically or as a reservoir) said meat. Perhaps the GE/Cloned meat is predisposed to a soon-in-the-future human pathogen. Ok, now I'm done. Cheers, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. Ed

  100. What's the point? by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Why should we eat "cloned" animals as opposed to normal ones? They eat the same amount of feed, and produce the same meat/milk. Isn't it more expensive to clone animals instead of the artificial insemenation method we already use? Isn't it pointless/dangerous to be eating cloned meat when we might as well just be eating animals that reproduce?

    1. Re:What's the point? by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      The problem is, we dont truly know the quality of an animal's meat until it's been slaughtered, and by then it's too late to produce offspring. Even then most male animals sent for slaughter are sterilised when they're young.

      Breeding plays a massive part, but choosing a good breeder is a long, expensive process. If we can use cloning we get a short, expensive process, but ultimately more cost effective with better control. Samples can be taken from a freshly killed and graded beast and a new clone made from there.

    2. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, thanks for the information. So I guess now the breeders will be cloned from known good ones and then reproduce naturally, so it isn't like we'll be eating the same animal over and over, since who knows which sperm + egg will match...? But it will still be from the same gene pool... oh well I guess I don't know enough about genetics to realize the impact of this, it's a little over my head. Time to get my learn on. Thanks for the information so far.

  101. Is this the same FDA that. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    re-organized the ubiquitous "Food Pyramid" so that instead of putting grains and meats at the top, (small portions) and greens and fruit at the bottom, as was recommended by the panel of health scientists who were charged with coming up with the pyramid, so that instead the Pyramid was turned upside down in order to please the cattle and grain industry? You know, selling out the health of the American public for the almighty dollar?

    And gee, look! We have lots and lots of fat people today with heart problems. Go figure. --Not that I'm suggesting that the Food Pyramid now playing on a school library wall near you is the cause of all those hamburgers, but it sure doesn't help, nor does it cast the FDA in a favorable light.

    Anybody who trusts the FDA in any matter at all is asking to get sick. They serve big business, not the people. I don't know if a cloned chicken is going to kill me or not, and I don't care. I made the choice and went to the trouble to get to know personally the organic farmers who raise and care for the living things that I eat.

    It's a contract with life you make when you are born. You will take life in order to live. Since that's the only viable option, other than death, it's important to treat the lives you are taking with love and respect.


    -FL

  102. Re:Dupe? Clned? by canadian_right · · Score: 1

    Canada is the only country in the world where beef consuption increased after a case of "mad cow disease" was reported. This makes me proud to belong to a country where average citzens do not fall prey to hysteria, and actually bought more beef to help out local beef producers.

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  103. Normally... by jd · · Score: 1
    ...if a cow has three heads and seven legs, has a sponge for a brain and eats from its left ear, it will NOT enter the food chain. At least, not legally. So, if we clone a perfectly good cow and the clone (because we've mashed up the DNA) now has three heads, seven legs, a sponge brain and eats from its left ear, we should regard that animal as unfit for human consumption no matter how good the original was.

    The FDA's ruling essentially states that if the original is OK, then all clones are automatically OK, even if they make Frankenstein's monster look like a pinup model. That simply is not acceptable. Because the risk of genetic defects is hundreds, if not thousands, of times greater than normal, then tests for the suitability of those animals should equally be hundreds, if not thousands, of times stricter to catch defects that are hazardous to human health. (We learned the dangers through the spread of prion-based diseases. With increased risk, you MUST have increased vigilance.)

    I have no objection to genetically-verified clones entering the food chain, but sufficient tests to determine that the meat is safe would cost as much as the animal itself, and cloning is always going to be more expensive than locking male and female animals in a field together. In the end, the only way to make cloning a cost-effective method is to eliminate not only the validation of successful cloning but to also eliminate all safeguards currently in place in the industry.

    In other words, it can be safe, it can be practical, it CAN'T be both. Not yet. Maybe someday, but not yet.

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  104. What should we call eating cloned animals? by thewiz · · Score: 1

    I was thinking we could call it deja-food because it tastes like a meal you've had before.

    Also, will all the cloned animals start to taste like chicken?

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  105. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it. If a cloned animal eats you, you're dead. How can that be safe?

  106. Re:Duped? Cloned? by zquirp · · Score: 1

    Duped. And it's not funny. What we're really dealing with here is the privatization of the worlds food supply. We now have genetically modified crops that are patented. Seeds blow onto your land and grow, some company sues the crap out of you for patent violations and you lose your farm. Mission Accomplished! Next up, Livestock. How long before some company decides to patent their chickencowpig (CCP) clone and sell it cheaper than naturally born CCP? Next thing you know, naturally grown CCP becomes extinct and the only thing left is Brand X CCP now with genetically modified whatever. So there, being a Vegitarian doesn't save you. You've already been duped. I'm so glad the FDA is looking out for out best interests

  107. Re:Make sure the cow's not nearsighted. That's fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wouldn't a defect that hurts humans also hurt/kill the cow? Because we have very similar biologies?
    In case you haven't noticed, the cows do not live into old age. People do. There are plenty of diseases that become evident only later in life. Please engage your brain before opening your mouth.
  108. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1
    Reading all this makes me SOO happy I am vegetarian. And I`m going to eat a lot more organic/ecologic/biodynamic food. It tastes better and do the body better.

    The rest of you are setting yourselves up for a big mess, but what can we say. You`re ridiculing what you don`t understand and using technology just because you can, like a little child with a big gun.

    But the rest of us don't care if you eat meat or not, it just leaves more tasty critters for us. We just get tired of the preaching.

    We can only conclude that beef deficiency leads to self-righteousness and smugness. And possibly the desire to drive a hybrid or electric car.
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  109. Re:So.. (Really OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a dolt.

  110. It's bacon! by Born2bwire · · Score: 1

    Government officials don't know it's not Dolly.

  111. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    That Wiki article also says that vCJD (the human vs. of BSE) probably has a long latency period, just like BSE itself. Problem is, there is no way to test for latent BSE or latent vCJD. So, there might be a few hundred more cases that are still latent, but might become active at some future time.

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  112. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Those who think as the above can go fuck themselves, as they are living in a fools paradise if they think that cloning the same animal over and over again will be without cost. We do not let first cousins marry. We do not marry our brothers and sisters. Yet we are going to put an animal on the marketplace and make billions of copies of it. Let's say that this is akin to farming the same crop on the same field year in and year out. They do just that near where I live. It is called seed corn. Farmers here are under contract to do it in the face of the fact that doing this is known bad farming practice to the soil. This takes nutrients, the same nutrients out the soil year after year wearing the soil out. The result is the now necessity of using great quantities of chemical fertilizer in order to bring a crop. That is not all. Parasites, insects, and crop diseases just love this kind of farming as it presents a constant table running over with joy...for them and not for the farmer, for prices, or us. So it will be the same for clones. These critters will be so susceptible to certain diseases that they will have to be packed with antibiotics all of their lives in order to even survive to get to your table. As a result, all manner of resistant disease bacteria and protozoa will be bred into the fabric of our society. These antibiotics will stay in the meat and we will consume this meat, becoming dosed with them ourselves. Thus we will be taking part, involuntarily as no 'responsible' meat company will let its customers know that they are being screwed, in a great experiment leading to a huge pandemic that will sweep all the clones and most of the humans that eat them in a charnel house of death of the industry's making.

  113. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

    "The Y2K Bug" is a basically a media hoax. How many people in this world have died to "The Y2K Bug"? None? You have a better chance of dying in a swimming pool, driving a car, riding a bike, or being struck by lightening. Seriously, you are far more likely to be eaten by a shark then killed by "The Y2K Bug". etc. You get the picture.

  114. Re:Dupe? Clned? by lgw · · Score: 1

    Clearly the right answer is just to eat all of the hippies. It's politically savvy to - no one would be left to complain!

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  115. Re:Dupe? Clned? by lgw · · Score: 1
    Then again, as a society don't we have an obligation to prevent what deaths we can? Even if they are only a few?

    Quality of life is more important than quantity of life. Think about it.
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  116. Re:Dupe? Clned? by lgw · · Score: 1
    Reading all this makes me SOO happy I am vegetarian.

    I love vegitarians! They're my favorite foods!
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  117. Re:Dup? Klned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4
    Itchy
    Tasty

    Ok, so seriously, am I the only one who's lost on this joke? :D

  118. Re:Not wanting to sound like a whiny hippie, but.. by aXis100 · · Score: 1

    Where I come from, it's not that hard to get ethically raised free range animals. You just need to stop shopping at the big supermarket chains and see a real butcher.

  119. Re:So.. (Really OT) by jcgf · · Score: 1
    You can think it's an "incredibly arrogant, ignorant statement" if you like, I left school before my 16th birthday, started work, got my own place at 17 (later, my first mortgage at 19), always paid my own way and never claimed a day of social security, I've just worked my ass off and by and large worked a fair bit harder than my contemporaries . Damn right I'm arrogant in that regard. If you want a better job, put the hours in till you're good enough and then go looking for it. What's standing in your way?

    That's quite a story, but I don't see what it has to do with the story at hand.

  120. Re:Duped? Cloned? by INFOHIWAYMAN · · Score: 1

    THE BSE CRISIS WAS GOV'T MADE and the road-to-hell is still paved with 'good' (if you believe the frickin' spin) intentions. UK gov't regulations mandated nation-wide use of OrganoPhosphates (OPs) to control the Wobble Fly on all cattle and sheep (as if politicians and bureaucrats knew anything useful about such matters). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organophosphate ... and attendant SUICIDES. The ORGANIC producers resisted and protested vociferously. Then, though their herds were not infected with BSE they were senselessly slaughtered - by decree - because they were in 'government designated zones'. The (brain-eroding) BSE/CJD prion was transmitted cross-species (if you will) in OP contaminated offal - that was fed to NON-ORGANIC stock flocks/herds - which led to BSE crisis and, arguably, NEW VARIANT ... NV-CJD ...notwithstanding the dire warnings and dangers Rudolph Steiner (a prime mover of ORGANIC FARMING) put forth against feeding (acidic/brain damaging) animal protein / waste to vegetarian livestock 100-YEARS ago. The COMPENSATION paid for the massive losses created by government meddling on behalf of the pesticide industry was duly required to contain / address the fiasco. This was during the reign of the CONSERVATIVE Tory party, and certainly not a socialist subsidy. It was a government created mess, and the government (meaning the voters/taxpayers that elected said government - et al) had to pay. End of story. Equitable COMPENSATION (otherwise known as damages) for: negligence, malfeasance, corruption and/or outright stupidity - is a commercial/corporate/capitalist legal liability concept - and not 'socialism' nor a socialist subsidy by a long shot. Yes. The bloody (as in blood-on-their-hands) 'Limited Liability' corporations (Ltd/Inc) involved got away with it Scott free. All of the evils of mankind are embodied, and thrive unrestrained, in greedy power-mad ORGANIZATIONS, bar none, and don't you ever forget it. If the government 'approves' it, there is a damned good chance is it good for corporates and not good for You nor Yours. FIND: Rummy's carcinogenic ASPARTAME BANNED IN EUROPE!

  121. avacado dogs by Nf1nk · · Score: 1
    In the hills behind Santa Barbara and Ventura, are miles and miles of avacado orchards.
    in these orchards are the avacado dogs. These dogs live off almost entirly off avacados, they tend to have gorgeous shiny coats, and are so fat that they are basicaly tube shaped.

    FROM THE CALIFORNIA AVOCADO COMMISSION:
    In spite of the very occasional and almost always indirect reports of
    avocado toxicity to dogs and cats there is a huge body of evidence to the
    contrary.

    As you point out there are several pet food formulations containing avocado
    on the market and these are being fed to hundreds of thousands of dogs every
    day world-wide with no reported problems. Also, in California there are
    around 7,000 family farmers who grow avocados and almost every one has dogs
    that actively seek out fruit that has fallen from the trees to snack on.
    The happy, well-filled out and shiny-coated orchard dog is a familiar sight
    to anyone in this industry and we have NEVER had a report of a family
    orchard dog getting sick from eating avocados and they eat LOTS AND LOTS
    of them. Also, the US Forest Service and UC Santa Barbara are about to
    publish a paper on the importance of avocado orchards in California to
    sustaining carnivore populations (bears, coyotes, mountain lions, foxes and
    small cats) during drought conditions. All of these animals are known to
    eat the protein and nutrient rich fruit that has fallen from trees. Some
    bears have learned to pick the fruit, lay it on the orchard floor and come
    back to eat the fruit when it ripens!"


    So, there you have it. lots of so called carnivors are fairly happy living off fruits and vegitables
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  122. Re:Dupe? Clned? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
    Quality of life is more important than quantity of life. Think about it.

    I've thought about it.

    I'd like both.

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    "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
  123. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Translation: you are a superstitious cultist who thinks about "technology" the way a savage thinks about "evil spirits".

    Have fun living in the Paleolithic, son.

  124. Re:Dupe? Clned? by smithmc · · Score: 1

      First we had the geniuses who went ahead with the money saving plan "Let's feed sheep's brains to cows!" which resulted in mad cow disease [wikipedia.org] (which, when infected meat is eaten, can cause incurable and fatal neurological disease CJD [wikipedia.org] in humans). Feeding meat to cows was clearly bad and wrong in ways that don't (shouldn't) need explaining to anyone and *blammo*, well what do you know, karma bites.

    "Bad and wrong"? I guess that needs explaining to me, as I can't see where it is necessary or even appropriate to use moral adjectives here. Certainly it appears that feeding brains to cows is unwise, and not a very good idea, but wrong? Like morally wrong? I don't understand why. For one thing, morality is a personal phenomenon, so we have no way of knowing the morality of a sheep or a cow. Second, the law does not define this activity as unethical in the sense of violating the "rights" of cows or sheep. So I don't see where the basis lies for ascribing moral characteristics. Again, it's a dumb thing to do, and because we now know of the risks to human health it should be prohibited, but you seem to be taking this farther than that...

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  125. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    Clearly the right answer is just to eat all of the hippies. It's politically savvy to - no one would be left to complain!

    Lrrr from the planet Omicron Persei VIII already tried that, and it just made his hands look huge.

  126. In Soviet Russia, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    your food clones YOU!

    there, now the thread is complete..

  127. Re:Duped? Cloned? by kidordinn · · Score: 1

    Another reason to become VEGAN forever. IMO it's unethical to clone animals. The purpose of cloning animals is the same idea Hitler had for people: create a superior race. That's like saying "God did not do a good job at creating Man at His image, so I'll make the perfect Man." It's totally so wrong.

  128. Vegans don't have a monopoly on empathy by @madeus · · Score: 1

    Contrary to what you suggest (or indeed, what radical some radical vegan's might suggest), just because people eat meat, doesn't mean they don't care about animals full stop, or that they don't value the life of non-human animals.

    It's not as if vegan's are the only ones who - if they see a spider in the bath - would trap it an throw it out a window rather than just kill it and flush it down the plug hole. Empathy for other creatures is a near universal human trait (think of the story of Androcles and the Lion), though there is research to show that others have brain chemistry that doesn't predispose them to it.

    We (people as a whole) all know that even by living, we are causing death to others, that doesn't invalidate the benefit of some making some choices that are ultimately less destructive.

    In the same way:

    Just because people don't send almost all the money they have to staving orphans in much poorer parts of the world (but do spend money on jelly doughnuts for themselves), doesn't mean they don't care about people dying of starvation.

  129. Re:Dupe? Clned? by @madeus · · Score: 1

    Again, it's a dumb thing to do, and because we now know of the risks to human health it should be prohibited, but you seem to be taking this farther than that.. To those unable to innately grasp why feeding meat to a herbivore is 'bad and wrong', it is impossible to explain and I suspect that to them, the understanding of it will forever remain an undiscovered country.

    I think the lesson from vCJD and nvCJD is "Try not to fuck too much with the natural order of things." (which might make a good slogan for our times). Again this something some people immediately understand and something some people never come to understand (and dismiss as superstitious clap trap - which is it, but that doesn't mean it's not sound advice).

    Whacked out hippies have of course been saying this sort of thing for decades, it's interesting how the general public seems to have grown increasingly receptive to that sort of message.
  130. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You work for the FDA, don't you?

    Oddly enough, the capta was "repress" as in you're repressing the truth.

  131. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, just seeing how technology, economics and LACK of logic and scientific thought are slowly killing this planet, or maybe just ourselves. So many of the posts here are not scientific, but indeed stating something without any proper investigation. You should be ashamed of yourselves calling yourselves geeks.

  132. Re:Dupe? Clned? by cbacba · · Score: 1

    Clone Schmone. Certain types of twins (or triplets) are clones. The only potential for negative outcomes so far has been a small cultural predelection for doublemint chewing gum. So far, none of those doublemint twins, some potentially are (natural)clones, have shown any overt symptoms or problems, such as chewing with their mouth open or drooling uncontrollably. In fact, I doubt one could determine which of them were the clone and which the original.

    As for feeding cattle sheepbrains and perverse stuff like that, it definitely ain't natural. It's understandable that the presence of something infectious (prions?) could and probably would spread. Seems like they'd best be used as filler for haggas, veggie burgers and such. Fortunately, there's only been a couple of cases in cattle of mad cow disease and most of the hype and import bans of american are politically based rather than based on legitimate health concerns.

    Feeding cattle is a bit of a problem. It takes about 4 pounds of feed to add 1 pound of cow. While primo rib-eye might go for $15 / pound at the grocery, a cow on the hoof goes for more like $1 - $1.30 for the typical hamburger and roast variety. That's why they are mostly fed grass or perhaps hay.

  133. Re:Dup? Klned? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    My take on it, at least: DNA transcription errors, particularly appropriate since the article itself is a dup...

  134. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two components in evaluating risk. First the probability of the event occurring, but second is the effects of the event occurring. While some things are more likely to happen to any given individual, they are not a significant risk to society because the effects are limited. If I get hit by a car and die, life goes on for the rest of the world. If a significant amount of meat is contaminated and that is not detected before thousands have eaten it, it can have serious repercussions. From making a small town no longer viable to ruining a whole country's food supply.

    Things with low probability of happening but potentially disastrous results should be taken more seriously than things that happen regularly without affecting most people's lives or ever placing the survival of a community in danger. If anything, I think the media has caused people to be more fearful of stuff that cannot be helped* and has limited consequences (strange men killing for irrational reasons, kidnappings, etc.) than of actual disasters that could be averted but why bother if it's not 100% guaranteed they will materialize (climate change, disease control, viable water of food supplies, etc.)

    * In the sense that while prevention and security are important and rates can be reduced, these will never completely disappear and we have to live with the risks whether we like it or not.

  135. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Bertie · · Score: 1

    Bananas. They're cloned. All of 'em. Doesn't seem to stop the world eating them in gigantic quantities, and it doesn't seem to be doing anybody any harm. Sure, they're cloned the old-fashioned way, by propagation, but they're a genetic monoculture nonetheless.

  136. Re:Dupe? Clned? by smithmc · · Score: 1

      To those unable to innately grasp why feeding meat to a herbivore is 'bad and wrong', it is impossible to explain and I suspect that to them, the understanding of it will forever remain an undiscovered country.

    "Herbivore" is a human classification. If cows are such herbivores, then why do they favor meat over grass when offered meat? In any case, even if this turns out to be a mistake, a bad idea for practical reasons - I don't see how your hotheaded moralization of the issue does anything other than shed more heat than light on the problem.

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  137. Re:Dupe? Clned? by @madeus · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Herbivore" is a human classification No, it's not a human distinction as you so clearly imply ("if cows are" ... indeed), it's an observation some animals are equipped specifically and exclusively to deal with eating and digesting plant matter.

    Unlike a carnivore, if you were to attempt to feed a herbivore only meat it would become very ill (typically weak, and blind) and soon after die from malnutrition. Of course, even by feeding them some meat (which they are not biologically equipped to deal with), it also makes them prone to diseases they wouldn't otherwise be at risk of - which can then be passed on to anything that in turn eats them.

    If cows are such herbivores, then why do they favor meat over grass when offered meat? They don't. Given a choice between a dead sheep or another dead cow and some grass, they will pick grass every time - like other sheep, they will stay well away from a dead sheep carcass in a field. They won't so much as nibble at the corpse. I'm guessing your not that familiar with cattle (I grew up in a house in the country and have seen enough dead sheep savaged by dogs).

    Just as many cats will fight over chicken flavoured Quorn, they will only do so when tricked into thinking what they are eating is really something else (try getting a cat to eat a mushroom). Hardly surprising, as you can of course fool people that way too.
  138. Re:Dupe? Clned? by lgw · · Score: 1

    I'd like both, and a pony! Sadly, life requires trade-offs. People seem far too eager to give up lots of liberty in trade for just the illusion of safety. It's a bad habit, and leads to the TSA becoming the world's leading seizer of hand lotion for no purpose at all. Of course, liberty isn't the only component of quality of life (something libhertarians sometimes forget) but it's one we seem quite eager to give away these days.

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  139. Re:This post will destroy any karma I ever had, bu by K'Lyre · · Score: 1

    So chicken > human?

  140. Re:Dupe? Clned? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1
    Bananas. They're cloned. All of 'em.
    Right. That is the true problem that I see with the cloning. Lets assume that there are no harmful effects from eating cloned meat. Even though Dolly the sheep died prematurely and seemed at birth to be as old as the sheep she was cloned from. What about the genetic diversity in the food supply. We are currently at risk of losing the bananas we eat, the Cavendish, because there is no diversity in their genes. They are being affected by a fungus. This fungus is a variant of a previous strain of a fungus that wiped out the Gros Michel banana. These bananas were supposedly sweeter and tastier than the Cavendish that we have now. If something were to happen like this to our beef supply, it would be much more devastating than losing our bananas.
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  141. Re:Dup? Klned? by the+phantom · · Score: 1

    ! That is exactly correct. Of course, I would be interested to know why my post was moderated "redundant," while the ones below are "funny." Not that I really care -- karma doesn't matter since it is no longer a number, but it confuzzles me. :\

  142. Re:Dup? Klned? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    ! That is exactly correct. Of course, I would be interested to know why my post was moderated "redundant," while the ones below are "funny." Not that I really care -- karma doesn't matter since it is no longer a number, but it confuzzles me. :\ I was puzzling over that too; my post was mostly in nature of a wager with myself. I had bet that that another post along the same lines would get modded Funny. So I owe myself a beer now.

    I have to admit, I was surprised when the person after me also got modded funny -- I thought it would work for one last post.