Vista Family Discount Keys Found Not Compatible
acousticiris writes "Many (if not all) users who took advantage of Microsoft's Vista Family Discount have been issued invalid installation keys and cannot install Windows Vista Home Premium. Microsoft says, 'There is no expected time period for a fix at this time.' According to the article, the keys are valid for something, just not Windows Vista. Perhaps it's just too simple to issue these folks new keys and send them on their way."
Ah, whodathunkit? :P Anyway, I have an itchy feeling some cracker might be able to put out a valid serial generator before MS could fix this problem.
Serving time in Aristotelean prison for violating laws of physics
Microsoft has begun its war against the american family. Grab your pitchforks and join the final battle!
that should keep the number of Vista zombie machines in check for a while.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
This was in beta and development for HOW long before it spawned a whirlwind of chaos on release? Looks like the MS priority of "Avoiding bad publicity" isn't working out for them.
The people this has happened to ought to call MS and thank them for saving them from a pointless
upgrade.
Got Code?
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
Microsoft Bob for Vista.
Vista was released on time?!? What calendar are you looking at?
Like this comment? I accept Bitcoin! - 153sc8UUBXyp12ofQqfAWDmJrzyiKCYC1x
I have to ask myself what sort of people would subject themselves to this sort of abuse. It has just been getting worse since the days of Windows 95. Every new release of Windows comes with some new anti-piracy hassle, and every time it seems to cause major problems.
I'd image such people at least somewhat competent when using a computer. Many non-technical computer users don't even know what Vista is, let alone that it has been released, and thus wouldn't be updating their systems so quickly. I'd expect such people would also be aware of how this sort of bullshit gets worse and worse with each release of Windows. Why do they accept being treated like criminals? Why do they accept being treated like nothing more than shit?
for not installing something as critical as an OS as soon as it comes out.
Your really have to be stupid to do that.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
thats sorta depressing. If I pay for something, and it requires a key to activate it, and you fail to give me that key, you're ripping me off.
Known issue or not, get them working keys!
This is the same thing that happened with our MSDNAA lics during the release to OEM's and MSDN subscribers. Just more of the same. It only took three weeks for them to provide a new release rather than new keys. YMMV, but I doubt it.
"I'm just here to regulate funkyness." - James Gandolfini, as Winston in The Mexican
Maybe they saw the Mac commercials about upgrading PCs and they're afraid of the upgrade?
I think there will be many *issues* Vista will have in the next months. Maybe slashdot should compile a monthly digest and publish that instead. Am I the only one who got bored of Vista already? I'm a romanian, and I don't even consider getting a torrent of vista. Imagine how bored Vista makes me feel!
We often refuse to accept an idea merely because the tone of voice in which it has been expressed is unsympathetic to us
Yes, defectivebydesign is good. windows and bug are also good. But still, where's the slownewsday?
I have freaks! I did something right...
Actually, I think you are the one who misunderstands.
The program is basically this: If you bought a retail version of Windows Vista Ultimate, you can buy two additional upgrade licenses for $50 each. These upgrade licenses are for Windows Vista Home Premium - i.e. you don't get two more Ultimate licenses, you get 2 home premium upg licenses. Hence the bit about home premium.
When the aircraft designer puts the flap lever right next to the gear lever and makes them look and feel exactly the same, who is to blame when the pilot accidentally retracts the gear while on the ground after landing?
When you build something as incredibly convoluted and confusing as the fourteen different versions of Vista, you must accept at least partial blame when people get them mixed up. Most of these people probably don't even know what Windows Vista Ultimate is or whether they have it. Sure, this is partly their fault, but mostly MS's fault for building a confusing system and making strange requirements based on it.
Look, I like reading /. for the tech/science news. It's a very valuable tool for that. But, honestly, when every other article is another Vista-bashing FUD extravanza, this site really loses its respectability.
This site is supposed to be about news and technical scoops not about personal opinion or flame wars. Get a grip. We like different operating systems. All the other ones suck. Let's move on and talk about something interesting.
Amazing how many people mod up things that *sound* well-informed, as long as they're in a condensending or sarcastic manner ("Some users just cannot read..."), whether they're factually correct or not.
What's purple and commutes? An Abelian grape.
Don't forget to install Linux Genuine Advantage on that fresh new Linux install!
Seriously. Vista seems to be shaping up as the gift that keeps on giving, if you're in the market for schadenfreude. My guess is that they're actually keys for "Club Clippy," a special secret online video vault full of Ballmer-Goes-Wild scat porn. Ooogaooga!
Sent from the iPad I found in your car.
Maybe they're leftover keys from Windows ME that never got used. They've got plenty of those left over.
I tried this out as a test. The family plan activated Ultimate Edition just fine, though I think Microsoft might invalidate it (ew, WGA) once they read this post.
Viable Slashdot alternatives: https://pipedot.org/ and http://soylentnews.org/
I installed that on my servers at work about a month ago and I can't log in!
Take it from me, I came up with the idea (August 22nd in the Windows Anytime Upgrade beta chat. I won Best Suggestion for it). They never beta tested this. It was a surprise to me when it was actually implemented.
Viable Slashdot alternatives: https://pipedot.org/ and http://soylentnews.org/
What's to stop someone from buying Ultimate, doing the family upgrade pack & reselling those licenses for >$50?
uhm, how about keys that don't work!
(Can't wait to read about the class-action lawsuit on Groklaw about this one!)
I'm not saying Microsoft hasn't screwed up here, but the author of this little 'blurb' put a very anti-microsoft spin on it. The representative they spoke to had said Microsoft was taking care of the issue and offered the only possible solution that could be offered - refund or waiting for a new key.
This wouldn't be unacceptable if you had a problem _installing_ vista and the sales guy at the store said, "I don't know why you're having a problem, we'll have to have a technical rep. get back to you". It just sounds horrible because it's something simple like a 'product key'. Well guess what - not everybody can make those.
They are probably under the tightest lock & key system microsoft has because you _don't_ want anybody, even most of your own employees, to be able to create valid keys.
I think the article's overzealous hatred of microsoft is apparent when the author says, " If Microsoft does not have this issue fixed very soon, they are going to have a lot of unhappy customers ". I'm sorry but I think Microsoft actually knows that, and so do I.
Don't insult our intelligence.
That whole anti-ms rant was written based on 1 phone call to a rep that sounded, surprise! reasonable.
---
surprise!
Ace
I bought a 24" iMac on the day Vista was released (seriously - typing this post on it now). My first OS X machine (although I use them at work), and so far I freakin' love it. And best of all, it doesn't try to tell me what I can and cannot do with media I purchased separately.
I can understand making a mistake in key generation. Mistakes happen. But what makes me wary is the Vista enhanced authentication/validation process. We know Vista is designed to validate that key not just when it's installed but periodically thereafter. Microsoft knows they need to make a good impression right at product launch, and they still manage to stuff up the keys so they won't validate. My thought is this: if they can blow it now, what about 6 months or a year down the road when it isn't so blatantly critical for them to look good? Are they going to upgrade a server somewhere, blow it again and suddenly my key isn't on the valid list anymore? What confidence does this incident give me that this won't in fact happen?
below:
[+] defectivebydesign, haha, windows, slownewsday, bug (tagging beta)
above:
'Buy VIsta Today' Ad
All hail the wonderful world of contextual ads!!!!!!
7-8-9-10-0
Visual IRC: Fast. Powerful. Free.
Before I go - there is one more thing I want to get off my chest here. One might hope and pray that it will be stopped by anti-trust laws before it goes too far, but I wouldn't get my hopes up. Why did the courts not press for a breakup of Microsoft? I think they were leaned on by the US government - for a reason I have not seen articulated before. The fact is that Microsoft is a US corporation, one of America's finest. It brings in big bucks to the good ol' US of A. So from a local perspective, among fellow Americans, Microsoft's monopolistic practices are scandalous, but if an American - especially a Congressman - looks at it from a nationalistic perspective, it's good for America. In fact, the worse it becomes (the monopolistic practices) the better it is for USA. Bill Gates' age old dream of world domination happens to coincide with America's dream of world domination. That's why we can't count on the US courts to put a stop to this.
I think you hit the nail on the head. But you need to look beyond Microsoft. The U.S. Government is -- or fancies itself, anyway -- much bigger than even the largest corporations. They're going to protect Microsoft, because they see MS as a modern U.S. Steel or General Motors; it's a huge part of the national industry.
Moreover, DRM in general is going to be pushed heavily by the USG, for the "national interest." Even though it will punish consumers here, it's a way of protecting one of the only things that the U.S. exports anymore: "intellectual property." We don't make stuff anymore; we "manufacture" IP. DRM is a way, in the minds of some folks in DC, of protecting that whole category of exports, and maintaining our dominance in one area, at least. Without DRM, the whole idea of commoditizing and selling "IP" on a retail-like market doesn't work; if you can't tie down information to physical artifacts, or make it behave conservatively (even though information is naturally nonconservative), then it's devilishly hard to sell multiple times. And if you can't take one Hollywood blockbuster and sell it 100 million times over, like it's some sort of aspirin tablet that you're turning out, how do you keep the economy going, when nobody wants to buy anything else we make here anymore?
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
"There is no expected time period for a fix at this time."
:)
I guess that would depend on the speed of your connection and the quality of your usenet provider.
For instance, on my rather slow connection I could have the 32- and 64-bit combo RTM DVD in about 6 hours if I actually wanted it, and about another 20-30 seconds for the Vista final activation crack.
So really, MS doesn't have to worry about a thing. The market will fix itself.
Not entirely true. At the Farnborough Airshow (back when that's what it was called), someone was demonstrating an 'idiot proof' fly-by-wire aircraft. The test pilot decided to test that it was idiot proof by raising the undercarriage while on the ground. The system allowed this, and did something very expensive, because the designers of the 'idiot proof' system had underestimated the upper bounds on idiocy. I always think of this when someone quote the line 'when you build an idiot-proof system, nature builds a better idiot.'
I am TheRaven on Soylent News
So Microsoft can't even distribute their own keys properly, and they go about telling evryone that WGA can be trusted and is accurate detecting pirate copies. yeah right...
The Vista Family Discount (VFD) team has found the problem with the product keys. Turns out they are not Vista Keys. The VFD team is working on a fix and will email out new keys to everyone with in 4-5 days.
If your key does not work; odds are its one of the bad ones. If you do not hear back from the VFD team with a new key next week; I would send them an email or call:
email: vistafamilydiscount[AT]one.microsoft.upgrade.com
Phone: 1-800-835-0663
I hope this helps! Thanks and sorry for any issues... -Doug I hope they stick to this