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Randal Schwartz's Charges Expunged

After 13 years, Randal Schwartz has had his conviction expunged. In effect, legally it never happened. If you haven't heard about this one before, my take is that as a contractor at Intel, Randal did some over-zealous white-hat cracking free-of-charge; this embarrassed some people in management (he pointed out that their passwords were terrible) and management then chose to embarrass themselves further by having him convicted of a felony under an 'anti-hacking' law. More info can be had from the Friends of Randal Schwartz.

219 comments

  1. Congratulations by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Congratulations to Randal - it's nice to actually read a good news story with regards to the legal system.

    1. Re:Congratulations by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      13 years of fighting doesn't sound especially pleasant. I can't imagine what Randall had to go through to get his name cleared.

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    2. Re:Congratulations by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      Seconded... Congrats Merlyn. It sucks that all of this happened in the first place, but you're proof that if you keep fighting, eventually justice can work for "the little guy."

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    3. Re:Congratulations by renegadesx · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes, I am almost as happy as this one as with the RIAA having to pay legal fees, despite how much I laugh at the American legal system its nice to see that even there Justice can prevail

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    4. Re:Congratulations by jc42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ... if you keep fighting, eventually justice can work for "the little guy."

      Well, maybe, but what I always find interesting in cases like this is: How much money did it cost?

      All too often, when the "little guy" wins, he's also bankrupt.

      Anyone know what the bill was for all this legal action?

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    5. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He installed backdoors at 3 companies and was cracking passwd files without permission. What are you congratulating him for? For being an asshat?

    6. Re:Congratulations by merlyn · · Score: 5, Informative
      "He installed backdoors at 3 companies"

      Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence, your honor!

      Sustained.

    7. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > > "He installed backdoors at 3 companies"
      > Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence, your honor!
      Ok sorry, just Intel.
      Sorry for implying you're an asshat, but that linked document made you sound like one. Guess i should read more about it from your perspective before passing judgement.
      Glad your legal battle is finally over.

    8. Re:Congratulations by merlyn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'll never claim that I wasn't stupid. It's not my job to get you to like me. The point of my case is to pay attention to the mistakes I made, because a lot of people have told me that they either have or could have made similar mistakes. Maybe some of you are so perfect that you wouldn't. Good for you. But don't be so quick to judge that nobody would be that stupid then. Please.

    9. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe some of you are so perfect that you wouldn't. Good for you.

      How perfect do you need to be to realize that when you get an account pulled on one machine for running a gate, that you shouldn't go and run it on another machine on which you shouldn't even have an account? I mean seriously. Stop with the "maybe some of you are so perfect." Who are all these people you are hanging out with that could have made that similar mistake? I want to make sure I never hire them.

    10. Re:Congratulations by jcr · · Score: 1

      Randall,

      IMHO, the only dumb thing you did was to try to be helpful to a client who wasn't worth any extra effort in the first place. Glad to hear you can finally put it all behind you, and thanks for serving as a warning to all the other people who might otherwise have accepted Intel as a client.

      -jcr

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    11. Re:Congratulations by Lesrahpem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have had a felony expunged before, and in my experience, it wasn't a big deal at all. My conviction was computer-related as well, and all I had to do was wait a certain amount of time and then apply at the county court house to have it expunged. I had a hearing with just a magistrate to explain why I wanted it expunged (all I had to say was that I felt it would effect my employment opportunities), and paid something like 20.00 in court costs. That was all it took.

    12. Re:Congratulations by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

      "My conviction was computer-related as well"

      What did you do, beat someone to death with a laptop?

    13. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he probably meant "masturbation-related," and it probably involved a computer.

    14. Re:Congratulations by Bretai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree that his actions are not anywhere close to "perfect", but the punishment given under this ridiculous law, is not in the neighborhood of justice either. I can only assume that the government thought it would be too hard to prove damages once someone hacked into computer systems, so they simply criminalized the attempt. I don't think a felony conviction, 5 years of probation, 60 days of full-time community service, 90 days in jail, $68K in restitution, and more than $100K in legal bills fits this crime in the absence of any damages, or even malice. At least one more of those is removed now, so he's a little closer to justice than before.

      Try to understand that when you know that you intend no harm, it's easy to see your actions as harmless. I think those were different times, when companies were still trying to understand and come to grips with the threat of hackers - and Intel was a soulless mega-corporation. They still are, but I doubt they would take the same action today. They'd just terminate his contract with prejudice and move on.

      After what he's been through, I'd say he deserves to put this behind him and have a beer with his friends. Cheers.

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      Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. -Brian Kernigan
    15. Re:Congratulations by phayes · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, Randall. Glad to see that the unjust (I'll leave unlawful to the lawyers) conviction was purged. Glad to see that you can finally move on.

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    16. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holds his breath in awe as he notices merlyns id.

    17. Re:Congratulations by Mikkeles · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Justice delayed is justice denied. This is not a feather in the cap for the justice system.

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    18. Re:Congratulations by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Justice would be seeing the Intel PHBs get Nifonged.

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    19. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, nah. we assume arrogant, sexist, assholes get what you deserve from the stupidity you do

    20. Re:Congratulations by CurtisAutery · · Score: 1

      I'll never claim that I wasn't stupid.
      I wouldn't say you're stupid. Perhaps you "exhibited a foolish action". <g>

      But seriously, glad to hear this is behind you.

      Delirium
    21. Re:Congratulations by ptomblin · · Score: 1

      Forgive me if I'm mis-remembering, but I seem to recall when the case was first discussed, Intel discovered his cracking program and told him to stop what he was doing, and so all he did was move it to a different set of computers, still within Intel. Now *that* is more than just stupid, it's criminally stupid.

      I can't blame Intel for what they did.

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    22. Re:Congratulations by Shag · · Score: 1

      Actually, if something's your first offense, it's not uncommon for them to say "oh and by the way, if you complete the terms of your probation and so on and so forth, you can get this expunged in N years, where N is some prime number, like 5, 7, 13...

      I wonder whether that means it will automatically be expunged after a certain amount of time, or not...

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    23. Re:Congratulations by jZnat · · Score: 1

      No man, he watched a DVD on Linux! I hear that's a felony nowadays...

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    24. Re:Congratulations by grantsellis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IANAL, but I work for a defense lawyer who handles expungements.

      The whole point about expungement is that the court thinks you were guilty but is letting you off anyway because you've filled certain statutory criteria.

      The most usual criterion (other than turning 18) is the passage of time.

      This isn't justice delayed. The delay is the whole point. The court still thinks he's guilty but is letting him off anyway.

      This means he can stop fighting REGARDLESS on whether or not the justice system thinks he was guilty.

    25. Re:Congratulations by Brad+Eleven · · Score: 1

      Sorry, not so. You must request the records to be expunged, and even then, it's up to the city/county/state/federal clerk to actually do it. Thanks to the Patriot Act and other paranoid legislation, the records aren't really erased. They are merely blocked from view by most.

      Occupations deemed sensitive, e.g., public school teacher, are required by law to be checked even for accusations of certain behaviors, e.g., theft, drug possession, and of course, hacking.

      Perhaps "guilty until proven innocent" still holds in these United States WRT incarceration, but liberty is actively being deprived without due process. If an agent of the Government accuses you of something deemed to be potentially harmful, it stays around, and is regarded as fact. You don't get any say; you just hear that your the results of your background check are unacceptable.

      The comparison of these government records to corporate records of personal credit is left as an exercise to the reader.

      "Data is a lot like humans: It is born. Matures. Gets married to other data, divorced. Gets old. One thing that it doesn't do is die. It has to be killed." ~Arthur Miller

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    26. Re:Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...eventually justice can work for "the little guy."

      You're right, Randall's, what, 5'2"? 5'3"? (for reference)

    27. Re:Congratulations by merlyn · · Score: 1

      It's Randal, not Randall. And I'm actually more like 5'6". Still a bit short for a stormtrooper.

    28. Re:Congratulations by Lesrahpem · · Score: 1

      Basically I blew the whistle on tax dollars being wasted at a local school. There wasn't anything illegal about what I did except that it involved sending a forged email which nobody believed was forged (therefore causing a lot of hell at that school and with the school board). They were pretty pissed over it and tried to hit me with whatever they could, which ended up being "Abuse of Computer and Telecommunications Systems", which is a 4th degree felony where I live.

  2. Its about damned time this was cleared. by Almost-Retired · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Congratulations Randall, its great news to hear that the legal system actually works once in a while.

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    1. Re:Its about damned time this was cleared. by 1010110010 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are you fucking serious? After 13 years? You call that working?

    2. Re:Its about damned time this was cleared. by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Well, TBT, not no, but HELL NO! It should have been laughed out of court in the first place, 13 years ago. Now I'm serious, this was a miss-carriage if there ever was one. And if it weren't for the adverse publicity, I believe he should have plenty of grounds for a civil action for damages.

      But thats just me, an honest old fart & cynic that still thinks whats right is whats right, and whats wrong should be quickly punished, a bit like Willy N. and "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses" song. Sometimes that tall oak tree, a length of rope and spooky horse are a very sensible solution & saves the county the expense of a long trial to boot.

      Unforch, that whole attitude belongs back in the time when a mans handshake was an honest mans word, a contract if you will. Today, its whatever you can do that you don't get caught at. My trouble is that I'm too damned good at calling such people out for my own good. I've worn a beating or 3 in my time, but I've also been the last man standing enough times to be damned proud of it. I was born 50 years too late for this society's rules I think. I would still feel at home with a 6-gun hanging on my hip, but these days its much smaller than the 44 and inside, along with a carry permit. But since I got the permit, I've not been forced to expose it but if I am, it WILL get used if the perp is similarly armed and isn't convinced by seeing it, and with no regrets. But one must make that "show it" call very deliberately. Its ALL a matter of responsibility for ones own actions at the end of the trip.

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    3. Re:Its about damned time this was cleared. by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Its ALL a matter of responsibility for ones own actions at the end of the trip.

      Are you kidding? Responsibility? What kind of nut are you, anyway... why should anybody take responsibility
      for their actions? Didn't you know that everybody is a victim, and everything bad that happens is the fault of
      the evil capitalists? And furthermore, didn't you realize that we're all entitled to live in a world where everybody
      gets the fairy-tale ending (and a pony) no matter how lazy, incompetent, or untalented they might be?

      Responsibility... Pffftttt... mad talk, I tell you. That kind of whacko crap went out of style about 100 years
      ago, man. Why take "responsibility" when you can just sue somebody, or ask for a government hand-out?

      I swear, these kids today and the crazy ideas they go spouting off about... responsibility indeed. Ha!

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    4. Re:Its about damned time this was cleared. by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      And where the hell is the smiley? Methinks you forgot that little detail.

      Where the hell does /. find these folks anyway. Inquiring minds would like to know.

      Or are you just new here?

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    5. Re:Its about damned time this was cleared. by killjoe · · Score: 1

      In the days you are pining for Randall would have been shot or hanged when he was accused. He would have been railroaded by the sheriff who was owned by the railroad or the bank.

      Ah the good old days when people were hanged the same day they were charged.

      Actually come to think of it in the old days the copper barons and the railroads would have just killed the guy themselves if they thought he was stealing from them.

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    6. Re:Its about damned time this was cleared. by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Personal responsibility is for suckers and fools.

      The smart form corporations.

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      evil is as evil does
    7. Re:Its about damned time this was cleared. by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I bet it was a real in his life...

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    8. Re:Its about damned time this was cleared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but if I was in a similar position, all the money in the world wouldn't be enough compensation for the time and effort stolen from my life. Guilty or not guilty, financial compensation or not, this man will NEVER recover the time stolen from his life.

      If you call that "the legal system working", then I suggest you think things through a bit more.

  3. Nothing happened by cdrdude · · Score: 1

    "I've started the process of removing "I'm a felon" from my natural vocabulary"

    Ouch....that's no fun. I wonder how much was paid in legal fees for nothing to happen. Over 13 years, that's sure to be a lot.

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  4. the terrible thing about character assassination by twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The terrible thing about character assassination is that the event never had to happen. All you have to do is start a rumor about travel expenses and the victim is as good as blacklisted at big dumb companies where lip service is given to leadership but obedience and conformity are valued above all else.

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  5. Legally Never Happened by vux984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Except that it did.

    And all the effects can never be erased.

    For example any "lists" he's been added to over the last 13 years will not be updated to reflect his new 'never was a criminal' status. Be it terrorist watch lists, no fly lists, FBI persons of interest list, or whatever else, not to mention his prints will remain in the system, etc, etc.

    1. Re:Legally Never Happened by hansamurai · · Score: 5, Funny

      perl will take care of this...

      @files = ("terrorist_watch_list.txt", "no_fly.doc", "fbi_persons_of_interest_list.ppt");
      foreach $file (@files) {
              unlink($file);
      }

    2. Re:Legally Never Happened by belmolis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh, actually, this program doesn't do the right thing. Surely the right thing to do is not to delete the files but to remove Randall's name from them. Some people deserve to be on those lists.

    3. Re:Legally Never Happened by eosp · · Score: 1

      I can do it faster:

      unlink for qw/terrorist_watch_list.txt no_fly.doc fbi_persons_of_interest_list.ppt/;

    4. Re:Legally Never Happened by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      Uh, actually, this program doesn't do the right thing.
      If anyone knows how to fix it (and turn it into a one-liner in the process) Randal Schwartz does. ;-)
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    5. Re:Legally Never Happened by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'll fix up the script as soon as you point to a senior FBI guy who can be trusted with it.

      --
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    6. Re:Legally Never Happened by eggboard · · Score: 1

      The expungement order requires that the FBI and other authorities be notified that the felonies are expunged. Now, I don't want to pretend that the system works, and thus his records won't show up in the wrong place in the wrong way.

      But I'm very happy for Randal. I exchanged some email with him after I was made aware of the news, and wrote up an account at TidBITS. I had written a letter supporting a pardon to the Oregon governor a few years ago, and was delighted that his day out of court has finally arrived.

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    7. Re:Legally Never Happened by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      If anyone knows how to fix it (and turn it into a one-liner in the process) Randal Schwartz does. ;-)

      ...using map, no doubt. Congrats on a significant victory, Randall!

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    8. Re:Legally Never Happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some things have changed. He can vote, serve on a jury, and possess firearms now. As a convicted felon he could not do those things.

    9. Re:Legally Never Happened by merlyn · · Score: 4, Informative

      I never lost my right to vote. Only four states do that, not Oregon.

      I can probably still get out of jury duty, since I now have a bias about criminal convictions. {grin}

      I can't possess firearms yet. I have to apply to the BATF separately. I plan on doing that, but it's not yet in progress.

    10. Re:Legally Never Happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people deserve to be on those lists.

      If anyone happens to have the same name as the people who deserve to be there, well, then, sucks to be them, hey?

    11. Re:Legally Never Happened by Tmack · · Score: 2, Funny

      If anyone knows how to fix it (and turn it into a one-liner in the process) Randal Schwartz does. ;-)

      ...using map, no doubt. Congrats on a significant victory, Randall!

      something like

      map({open IN, "<$_";open OUT, ">$_.tmp";foreach $line(<IN>){ $line=~s/Randal Schwartz/Bill Gates/i; print OUT $line; }close IN; close OUT;rename($_.tmp,$_)},["terrorist_watch_list.txt" , "no_fly.doc", "fbi_persons_of_interest_list.ppt"]);

      Assuming of course, his name is in plaintext in the doc and ppt files... otherwise, just need to pass it to something that can filter those to text and back.

      Tm

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    12. Re:Legally Never Happened by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can probably still get out of jury duty, since I now have a bias about criminal convictions. {grin}

      Having personally sufferred through a miscarraige of justice, you still don't don't see the point of the jury.

      And people wonder what's wrong with the legal system these days.
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    13. Re:Legally Never Happened by hyfe · · Score: 1

      Some people deserve to be on those lists.
      .. and they're most likely not anyways.
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    14. Re:Legally Never Happened by drawfour · · Score: 1

      One of the many things that's wrong with the legal system w.r.t. jury duty is that people are forced to serve on a jury, receiving no realistic salary compensation for the amount of time they lose at their job. While a person cannot have their employment terminated because of jury duty, there are no legal requirements that said person be continually paid by his employer for the entire duration of the jury service. Some companies have a certain amount of paid leave they will give for jury service -- however, the court does not pay the juror anything to make up for when the company does not cover the leave.

      Oh, and compensation is generally something like $5/day plus travel expenses. That works really well for people living pay-check to pay-check at an hourly job. And people wonder why jury service is despised.

    15. Re:Legally Never Happened by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Uh, actually, this program doesn't do the right thing. Surely the right thing to do is not to delete the files but to remove Randall's name from them. Some people deserve to be on those lists.

      Yeah, because that no-fly is full of people so dangerous that it is just not safe to let them ride in an airplane, yet so innocent that we can't even arrest them.
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    16. Re:Legally Never Happened by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

      >Some people deserve to be on those lists.

      Well, approximately 95% of them don't. And I can accept a 5% failure rate.

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    17. Re:Legally Never Happened by scruffy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the big data brokers like Experian with their own criminal databases.

    18. Re:Legally Never Happened by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      That would have been a lot more work just to get some +Funnies.

    19. Re:Legally Never Happened by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Also, what about the $68,000 fine he was forced to pay (according to wikipedia) for something that "never happened"? Can he report it as a robbery and get his money back?

    20. Re:Legally Never Happened by geekoid · · Score: 1

      not enough to bother and have no fly lists handle by the government. The airliners can have one if they want, but there is no reason we should be paying for this list.

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    21. Re:Legally Never Happened by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      You were lucky to live where you do - some states (eg, Texas) have no process that allows for expungement of records under any circumstances. Here, if you're a convicted felon, that's it for life.

      --
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    22. Re:Legally Never Happened by stry_cat · · Score: 1

      It's unlikely you'll ever get the BATFE to respond. I understand they're not processing the applications, until Congress gives them a lot more money. I hope you'll continue to update us on this process with the BATFE. It will be interesting to see how they handle a high profile case.

    23. Re:Legally Never Happened by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      He didn't say that. He said they may not take him as a juror because he will be honest about his feelings concerning criminal convictions. The prosecutor would then probably dismiss him in favor of the scared soccer mom who's more likely to believe anything the prosecutor says.

    24. Re:Legally Never Happened by merlyn · · Score: 1

      Yes, the moment I blurt out something about the power of "Jury Nullification", I'd be pulled very fast. Sad, but true.

    25. Re:Legally Never Happened by po_boy · · Score: 1

      unlink deletes a *list* of files.

    26. Re:Legally Never Happened by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      No some of those people would be arrested if caught. They may not even be citizens of this country and they may not have any legal right to be in this country. Moreover they could be boarding an International Flight IN TO the country.

    27. Re:Legally Never Happened by arodland · · Score: 1

      eew

      perl -pi.bak -e 's/Randal/BillG/' file file file

      This is why these things were invented ;)

  6. an unfortunate encounter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The former CEO of aforementioned computer company actually wrote a business book with the word "paranoid" in its title. A bad match for top shelf Perl hackers, who are some of the quickest, wittiest, and down-to-earth people in our business.

    Congratulations Mr. Schwartz.

    1. Re:an unfortunate encounter by LarryLong · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well there you go. I've been trying for years to become more witty and improve my mental processes, and all I had to do was go out and learn Perl. Thanks for the tip. :)

    2. Re:an unfortunate encounter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In fairness, you can get a roughly equivalent benefit if you stopped using MFC.

  7. Congratulations dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I vaguely remember the details of this from a while back. I am glad this whole incident is behind him. And to everyone that thinks he's guilty and continues to cast stones. Aren't there are bigger problems in the world to get worked up about? The justice system isn't always just or fair, and it's not always to be trusted. People make mistakes (although in this case I am not sure a mistake was made on Randal's part).

    Regardless, sorry about the problems you had to endure and good luck in the future Mr. Schwartz.

    Oh yeah, and thanks for Perl.

  8. Whither $68k? by Andrew+Sterian · · Score: 2

    ...did he get his $68,000 back from Intel?

    1. Re:Whither $68k? by Score+Whore · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. He got his record cleared. Ie. he can apply for jobs of a sensitive nature. They haven't declared him innocent. Jesus people, get a clue. He was convicted of a crime. He was punished. Now he's received a pardon after his sentence was fulfilled. It's fairly common at the state level. At the federal level, it depends on the president. Clinton was fairly liberal with his pardons. Bush is tight with his. Whoop dee do.

    2. Re:Whither $68k? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      68k from Intel, are you kidding?!

    3. Re:Whither $68k? by krbvroc1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At the federal level, it depends on the president. Clinton was fairly liberal with his pardons. Bush is tight with his. Whoop dee do.

      Most of the 'controversial' pardons are granted the last day of office, so there is not enough data to compare the current president and former. Report back in 2008 when there is more data.

    4. Re:Whither $68k? by jomegat · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Here's how W's list will start:
      • Lewis "Scooter" Libby
      • Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld
      • Richard "Dick" Cheney
      Note that like most mobsters, W's friends have nicknames. And yes, I know none of these people have been convicted for anything, but there's still time.
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    5. Re:Whither $68k? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      It says here (http://www.lightlink.com/spacenka/fors/):
      >>Schwartz appealed the conviction. A decision by the State of Oregon Court of Appeals in April 2001 upheld the convictions on all counts, but reversed the restitution order and sent this issue back to the original court for reconsideration.<<

      So it looks like the restitution was either reduced or eliminated, as the original restitution order was overturned on appeal.

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    6. Re:Whither $68k? by merlyn · · Score: 4, Informative

      First, the amount in dispute was less than $5K. Second, the lower court just reaffirmed what they said before. In other words, no net change. So yes, I still paid roughly $68K in restitution, at the end of the day.

    7. Re:Whither $68k? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Ouch. That sucks that the lower court didn't reverse its decision after the appeals court sent the ruling back for reconsideration.

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    8. Re:Whither $68k? by ThunderThor53 · · Score: 1

      Note that they don't have to be convicted of anything to be pardoned. Nixon was never convicted, in fact, never even indicted, but Ford pardoned him all the same.

    9. Re:Whither $68k? by beango · · Score: 1

      Intel makes 68k?

    10. Re:Whither $68k? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      When Hitler, Megatron and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man will all be made honorary US citizens by Bush, when he's half-way out the door...

    11. Re:Whither $68k? by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Nah, 68k's motorola. He got $8086 instead.

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    12. Re:Whither $68k? by Software · · Score: 1

      >Report back in 2008 when there is more data.

      <mode value="term_of_office_nazi"> Or in 2009, after he actually leaves office. </mode>

    13. Re:Whither $68k? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Note that like most mobsters, W's friends have nicknames.

      You should have pointed out Bush's nicknames for these people - those are just their regular nicknames like just about every human has.

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  9. If you're going to blow the whistle by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best way to pass out embarassing information is anonymously. Burn some CD's with the info and leave them around randomly, in places untraceable to you.

    Don't touch the CD's with your fingers.
    Destroy the CD burner when you're done.
    Buy the CD burner secondhand at a garage sale. Pay cash.
    Steal the CDs from a college student.
    Don't leave the CD in a place where there's a camera.

    What else. Help me out here.

    Rely on someone else to find the data and spread it around. No need to get yourself into trouble. Have some Common Sense. Do you know what I am speaking of?

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    1. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by grub · · Score: 1


      Leave the CDs to be found by office secretaries & receptionists. They talk to everyone and love gossip.

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    2. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by yellowalienbaby · · Score: 1

      you at least mean; Steal the CDs from a college student. Don't touch the CD's. Steal the CD burner from a college student. Dont't touch the CD burner. Destroy the CD burner when you're done. Don't leave the CD in a place where there's a camera. A.Pedant

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    3. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      Give the CDs to nugget. He talks to everyone and loves free CDs.

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    4. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by cloricus · · Score: 1

      I didn't realise this was blowing the whistle; I thought it was part of any good IT department employees job. That is to ensure all passwords, more so management passwords, are as secure as possible.
       
      Getting in trouble for improving corporate security is absolutely insane.

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    5. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by Matt+Perry · · Score: 4, Informative

      I didn't realise this was blowing the whistle; I thought it was part of any good IT department employees job. That is to ensure all passwords, more so management passwords, are as secure as possible.
      He wasn't an employee of Intel. He was a contractor hired to do a specific job which wasn't checking for password security.
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    6. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's spelled 'realize' not 'realise' with an 's', you dumbass.

      Don't worry, this isn't a spelling flame, and I do have a point. I corrected your spelling with maximum embarassment to you, without you asking to be corrected. There's really nothing you could do to me because you're just another person on Slashdot.

      Now imagine that I'm a contractor at Intel, and you're a vice President at Intel. I just wrote everybody in the company that you spelled the word 'realize' with an 's' and that you're a dumbass. Oops, I can't expect to be treated very nicely. I should be anonymous any time I might even hint that a VP is violating policy or security.

      Getting in trouble for this is insane. Allowing yourself to be a victim of forseeable insanity is tragic.

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    7. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by MishgoDog · · Score: 1

      Of course the difference is that realise with an 's' is actually correct spelling in England and Australia, where I suspect the poster is from. Bad passwords, however, are not correct in England OR Australia, no matter what some people think. That's the key problem in your logic.

    8. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by mark3748 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Intel is not, and never has been a fun company to be a contractor at... If you're an employee, it's great, but there's definately an "us vs. them" feel if you're a contractor, and Intel is the only company I've been at that is like that. You seriously don't want to piss off the wrong people there.

    9. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Leave the CDs to be found by office secretaries & receptionists. They talk to everyone and love gossip.

      They're also security experts, every last one of them. They'll know *exactly* what that zero day exploit with example code is.

    10. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by cloricus · · Score: 1

      Indeed I am from Australia where we think using 'z' in that fashion is just weird. Either way I see your point and I didn't realise he was a contractor. If you are a contractor you do specifically what you are being paid to do and get out - I had assumed he was an employee.

      Also, as MishgoDog pointed out, 's' is normal to me and strangely enough that makes your post out right confusing and I find it hard to see your logic. Odd how language works isn't it.

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    11. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by TommydCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's with the British insistence of misspelling common English words?

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    12. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by redtux1 · · Score: 1

      Other way round I'm afraid, after all we invented the language

    13. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by SuSEboy · · Score: 1

      You invented the language? NO way!!! That's amazing!!!

      OK, for real, if my ancestors were English but I live in America, and your ancestors were English but you live in England, it doesn't follow that your spelling is more correct that my spelling.

      And besides, the English got the word from the French, and the first known use of the word as meaning "come to an understanding" was around 1775, where it fell into American usage with a different spelling than the usage in England. So what the fuck is your point?

    14. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 1

      Just because you've been there longer doesn't mean you get to retroactively change spelling. The -ize ending is older, and the OED prefers it.

    15. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      Steal the CDs from a college student...Steal the CD burner from a college student.

      But how will that starving college student make his illegal CD mixes now? Think of the consequences! Do the ends justify the means?

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    16. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We Australians use the Macquarie dictionary, you insensitive clod!

      http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/

    17. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by albalbo · · Score: 1

      I don't see where he claimed the British spelling is better.

      Perhaps his point is just that as it's our native tongue it's bizarre to claim we misspell words. That would imply that American spelling is more correct than ours, which is exactly what you appear to be railing against.

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    18. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by Darren+Bane · · Score: 1

      Post it on a Tor hidden service?

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    19. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by tedric · · Score: 1

      Beeing a contractor at two different companies for the past five years my experience is that the "us vs. them" issue is not specific to Intel. Worst thing I was told from an internal employee: "You are below the cleaning staff in the hierarchy here!". Well, I'm young and need the money...

    20. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      In almost every company, the cleaning staff are also contractors, so that statement is false.

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    21. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by PPH · · Score: 1

      Getting in trouble for improving corporate security is absolutely insane.
      That depends. If one's action might harm the reputation and as a result the shareholder value of a company, its career suicide. If you find a problem, take it to your boss. If he won't or can't get it fixed, forget it. Don't bother with 'anonymous' internal ethics hotlines. I've seen management burn resources trying to find who it was that left the message rather than fixing the problem. Its all about the perceived reputation (i.e. good will) of the company. Anything that might harm that will not be tolerated and its only people at the board of directors level who have the responsibility to take those actions.

      I've worked for companies where employees have covered up evidence in fatality investigations, lied to law enforcement officials and embezzeled or just plain wasted huge quantities of company funds. Nothing was ever done for fear of damaging the companies' reputations. But one manager, who threw a couple of billion dollars down various rat-holes was let go when he got into an argument with local cops over a delay at a roadblock, was led away in handcuffs and the photo made the local papers (it was the favorite screen saver in engineering for a while). In spite of the fact that insiders knew of his incompetence, that action might have harmed the companies public reputation.

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    22. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by tedric · · Score: 1

      Technically, you are right. Obviously, you live in a parallel universe.

    23. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      If you're going to blow the whistle, first read the Intel guidelines on whistle blowing, available to Intel employees and contractors. As an employee, you should have been alerted to the presence of the whistle blowing guidelines during your NEO.

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    24. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by merlyn · · Score: 1

      Dunno who the "you" is in your phrase, but it was obviously not pointed at me. I was never an Intel employee.

    25. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Yup, that's why I said the info was available to employees and contractors, but employees get alerted to it in their NEO. The 'you' was aimed at readers considering whistle blowing.

      I don't work there anymore, so my information may be out of date. I left on aesthetic grounds after they built that data center in front of Jones Farm.

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    26. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      It depends on when the misspelling first occurs. For instance, if the original spelling of a certain word is closer to "color" rather than "colour," when the crown's english starts to spell it colour, are they wrong or right?

    27. Re:If you're going to blow the whistle by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      My advice still stands. If you're going to criticise someone on an incorrect basis, it's even more valuable to be anonymous.

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  10. In other news... by FlyByPC · · Score: 3, Funny
    Breaking news:White-hat hacker's conviction "never happened."

    In other news:
    • Hell freezes over; Devil announces installation of HVAC units.
    • Islam and Judaism to merge; Pope named as new high official.
    • Coca-Cola to license soda formula as GPL; KFC to follow suit
    • George W. Bush awarded Nobel Peace Prize
    • Bill Clinton and Gary Hart take vow of chastity
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    1. Re:In other news... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      George W. Bush awarded Nobel Peace Prize I call shenanigans!

      -nB

      Laugh, it's a joke (and I voted for the other, other guy anyway!)
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    2. Re:In other news... by curecollector · · Score: 1

      Hell freezes over; Devil announces installation of HVAC units.

      Oddly enough, I did hear recently that the Earth's core was cooling. I never looked deeper into this for supporting evidence, but it gave me a chuckle nonetheless. Maybe hell is freezing over after all.

    3. Re:In other news... by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      George W. Bush awarded Nobel Peace Prize

      Now that's just silly...

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    4. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bill Clinton and Gary Hart take vow of chastity "
      I didn't even know they were together!

    5. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Sonic to appear on Nintendo consoles
      • Newcastle-on-tyne to import coal
      • Eskimo refridgerator dealership thriving

      Oh wait...

    6. Re:In other news... by doom · · Score: 1

      psykocrime worte:

      George W. Bush awarded Nobel Peace Prize
      Now that's just silly...

      Perhaps, but they gave one to Henry Kissinger...

    7. Re:In other news... by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      It has been cooling for billions of years.

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  11. Holy rigged scales batman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read:

    Ralph Nader, No Contest: Corporate Lawyers and the Perversion of Justice in America

  12. Ditto; FBI can still see it by mekkab · · Score: 4, Interesting

    and Randall still can't get a clearance without being upfront about it.
    Basically it means he can tell a police officer he's never been arrested and doesn't need to disclose it on a non-clearance employment application or any "low grade" background check like rentin an apartment.

    With that out of the way, Randal has helped me out on comp.lang.perl (right before it went moderated) so ... Good on ya, Randall!

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  13. Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by viking80 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record so it is not publicly available. The consequence might be that you can deny you have a criminal record, but it is quite different from a pardon, which is forgiveness of a crime and the penalty associated with it.

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    1. Re:Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by humphrm · · Score: 3, Informative

      but it is quite different from a pardon, which is forgiveness of a crime and the penalty associated with it.

      Indeed, a pardon cannot become effective unless you admit to wrongdoing - then you are "forgiven" and the penalty is dropped.

      In this case, he could argue that he never broke the law to begin with, because he was (albeit overzealeously) exposing security issues to his own employer. So accepting a pardon would be saying, "Yeah, I did break the law, sorry." In this case, he does not have to admit wrongdoing. In this case, Randall is instead being told, "Yeah, you didn't break the law, sorry."

      Honestly every one who knows Randall probably knows about this legal blemish, and probably don't care about it.

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    2. Re:Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, he does not have to admit wrongdoing. In this case, Randall is instead being told, "Yeah, you didn't break the law, sorry." Reading over the information there's no hint of any kind of apology, seems to be more a case of "You broke the law, but because of your good behaviour and willingness to comply with your sentence, we will seal the records and you may deny ever being arrested".

    3. Re:Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by notshannon · · Score: 1

      From
      http://www.lightlink.com/spacenka/fors/

      'In early 2007, the Court ordered an expungement (pdf). The order states: ".. the defendant, for all purposes of the law, shall be deemed not to have been previously convicted or arrested." The order seals the court records and eliminates some lingering effects of the conviction.'

      The pdf is available at the above mentioned site, it's short, and it's in plain English.
      Conviction goes poof. Anyone trying to sue Schwartz for claiming he was never convicted
      loses. In US civil society, the final review of any dispute is by a US court, which will
      support Schwartz's claim he was never convicted. Period. That covers job applications,
      security clearances, and all the civil rights stripped from convicts.

      Regarding pardons: it is not a requirement in general to admit guilt to receive a
      pardon. The US federal pardon authority is vested in the president by the constitution
      and is absolute and unreviewable. Ford pardoned Nixon.

    4. Re:Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by runningduck · · Score: 1

      Indeed, a pardon cannot become effective unless you admit to wrongdoing - then you are "forgiven" and the penalty is dropped.

      This is a truly naive view of the power of the pardon.

      http://www.nytimes.com/books/97/06/29/reviews/iran -pardon.html
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    5. Re:Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Indeed, a pardon cannot become effective unless you admit to wrongdoing

      So how was Gerald Ford able to pardon Richard Nixon for "any and all crimes he may have committed"?

    6. Re:Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how was Gerald Ford able to pardon Richard Nixon for "any and all crimes he may have committed"?

      Because Ford was breaking the law as well?

      Oh, I forgot, "it's legal when the President does it."

    7. Re:Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Not quite- it is removed, ie. expunged, so there is no record left. Except for federal agencies which never seem to comply with an expungement order.

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    8. Re:Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by TheGreek · · Score: 1

      So how was Gerald Ford able to pardon Richard Nixon for "any and all crimes he may have committed"?
      Because accepting a pardon implies an acceptance of guilt.
    9. Re:Expungement is the sealing of a criminal record by humphrm · · Score: 1

      So how was Gerald Ford able to pardon Richard Nixon for "any and all crimes he may have committed"?

      By issuing a pardon. The President can pardon whoever he wants for whatever he wants. When the pardoned person accepts the pardon, they also admit wrongdoing. It doesn't have to be a specific crime.

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  14. Moral Of Story: CYA by cmholm · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It shouldn't have been necessary, but it was Randal's misfortune to show us the way to live with catch-all computer crime laws. To wit:

    The independent contractor shall...
    • Put all proposed activities in the contract/statement of work in as great a detail as possible, then...
    • Get written approval from the customer (your immediate POC and their boss) for any additional activities that occur to you after work commences.

    The in-house employee shall...
    • Review company computer use policies yearly, if not already required to do so.
    • Before attempting activities that may even conceivably be considered against company policy, get approval from lead in writing, hard copy signature if possible.

    May not seem a good use of time, unless you consider the value of staying out of the criminal legal system.
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    1. Re:Moral Of Story: CYA by kcbrown · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the real moral of this story, and others like it, is simple:

      • Don't bother testing the security of a system unless you're forced to use that system to store, in unencrypted form, information you care about.
      • If you are forced to use such a system (and thus to test its security), perform all your tests in such a way that there's no way they can be traced back to you.
      • If you find security holes, the only action you should take is to minimize your use of the system. Under no circumstances should you actually tell management about the security holes unless you have, signed and in writing, authorization to perform the security testing. If you have such authorization, make sure you store copies of it in safe places. Even so, with today's fucked up legal environment, it's entirely possible that their lawyers would be able to get said document stricken from the evidence record on some sort of legal technicality, which means that even if you have ironclad proof that you were authorized to perform the security testing in question, you might not be able to use it.
      • If you absolutely must tell someone, make sure it's someone you can absolutely, positively trust with your life. Because that may be what's on the line (well, at least part of it, because we're talking about jail time here, and inmates love fresh nerd meat).

      The bottom line is that corporate management doesn't give a shit about the actual security of their system. They only care about the illusion of security, and they'll bring their full wrath against anyone who dares shatter that illusion.

      Let them have their illusion. If they ever get seriously 0wn3d, as is likely (it's only a matter of time), you can laugh your ass off at them, because it'll be evil people getting the shaft from other evil people. But today there is nothing but a whole lot of pain for the good guys in the world. Welcome to the real world, where evil usually wins in the end thanks to the world's inherent tendency towards chaos. You can try to fight it if you want, but you'll probably lose, so why bother? You're probably better off just keeping your own affairs in order and letting the others get fucked up the ass for their stupidity.

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    2. Re:Moral Of Story: CYA by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 1

      No, this isn't the moral of the story. The moral is that many companies, and certainly nearly all Fortune 500 companies, have dedicated security staff that is responsible for doing security testing. If security testing isn't your job and you have a concern about something, contact the security staff and voice your concern. DON'T TEST IT YOURSELF WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION FROM YOUR MANAGEMENT AND SECURITY.

      A non-security person testing the security of an application is somewhat analogous to a factory floor worker doing safety testing on one of the production machines on the shop floor. Or an office worker accessing the company books to review for accounting irregularities. Certainly, people may have the ability to do it, but they can cause harm to themselves, to other employees, or to the company, even if their analysis is done correctly.

    3. Re:Moral Of Story: CYA by kcbrown · · Score: 1

      No, this isn't the moral of the story. The moral is that many companies, and certainly nearly all Fortune 500 companies, have dedicated security staff that is responsible for doing security testing. If security testing isn't your job and you have a concern about something, contact the security staff and voice your concern.

      Yeah, and as we all know, corporate systems, particularly those that are externally-facing, never have any significant vulnerabilities, and the ones people report are obviously lies. And those security people! Boy, those guys are on the ball, as evidenced by the fact that the systems they're responsible for never have any vulnerabilities!

      Gimme a break. If the "dedicated security staff" were so good, people wouldn't be (stupidly, because it gets them in trouble) reporting security vulnerabilities to management all the time. No, the purpose of the "dedicated security staff" is to give the systems a once-over in order to give the appearance of security. They're like the TSA screeners in airports in that regard -- they may catch the low-hanging fruit but that's all they'll catch. Their real purpose is to make management feel better, not to add any real security.

      You're a fool if you trust information you care about to a system whose security you haven't checked out for yourself. If you lack the expertise to perform such a check then you have no choice but to guardedly trust such systems, but you'd be an idiot to trust them any more than the minimum possible. If you have the expertise to perform such a check then you'd be an idiot not to do so as long as you can do so in such a way that there's no way to trace the check back to you.

      Ultimately, my point is that the actual security of most systems, even those that are externally-facing, is something the management doesn't give a shit about. They only care about the appearance of security, because that is much easier (read: less expensive) to maintain. The only systems where you'll see real security are the ones where security issues will cost the management real money, like banking systems and such. But external web sites and other such sites that most people use? They're of no real consequence to management types, so they get the "TSA treatment".

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  15. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    There was a PDF file linked on the http://www.lightlink.com/spacenka/fors/Friends of Randal Schwartz site states:

    IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that the clerk of the Court shall forward a certified copy of this Order to all law enforcement agencies mentioned in the Court's file, including the following:
    A. The Federal Bureau of Investigation, and
    B. The Oregon State Police, and
    C. The Oregon State Corrections Division, and
    D. The Arresting Agency, Portland Police Bureau. So the FBI can't use it against him. The PDF file is a copy of the expungement order from the court.
  16. Re:Who's Randal Schwartz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This charming example of Perl programming appeared in the first two editions of Schwartz's book "Learning Perl", published by O'Reilly. It serves as an introduction to Mr. Schwartz as well. I kinda wished they'd left it as an appendix to the book, which is now in its fourth edition.

  17. Next: Charles Manson released on parole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm really tired of the failing justice system...

  18. Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when is he getting the 13 years he wasted on legal battles back?

  19. "Never Happened"? ... ummm... 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just read 1984. Yeah, I know it's a little late in life for some old bugger to read it, but gimme a break, I come from a country where everything but the kitchen sink is either overtly censored, or made otherwise inaccessible, ok?!

    The "Never Happened" part reminds me of the black hole and the spinsters in the ministry. Just because some paper is being produced to say it never happened, it's as if there is an attempt to modify reality and remove the entire event from reality. I mean, come on, all that wasted time, money, emotional stress, and it's consequences... it all just "didn't happen"?!

    This isn't an example of a justice system that works, it's an example of how the whole system is corrupt and has made ridicule of the lives of the people it damages and destroys.

    Like, sometimes I wonder, I left a 3rd world country constantly submerged in violence and caught on the verge of a war, always under a strict and corrupt regime... to come here, immigrate to America, among the 1st world... what is going on here? Is this not also the same thing in a different guise?

    Well, I just wonder sometimes, you know...

    1. Re:"Never Happened"? ... ummm... 1984? by calidoscope · · Score: 1

      I just read 1984.


      A good follow-up would be to read John M Barrie's The Great Influenza to find out how 1984 was in part inspired by the US under the administration of Woodrow Wilson.

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    2. Re:"Never Happened"? ... ummm... 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good follow-up would be to read John M Barrie's The Great Influenza to find out how 1984 was in part inspired by the US under the administration of Woodrow Wilson.
      Thanx for the suggestion, I'll read it :-)
  20. Also known at Intel as "Sparky" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Randal Schwartz is also locally known at the Hillsboro (Portland, OR) Intel campus as "Sparky". See, Intel Hillsboro is right across the street from a local airport, mostly used by enthusiast fliers. Randy decided to land his plane one time without extending his landing gear!!!

    1. Re:Also known at Intel as "Sparky" by merlyn · · Score: 1
      And that's where all my fellow pilots stood by me, repeating the old phrase: "You know what they say about gear-up landings: there are those who have done it, and those who will." Yes, in fact, it's something that apparently every long-term pilot does once in their life. {grin} In fact, my pilotage got a whole lot better that day, and the owner of the FBO even let me fly the newly repaired plane on its first flight back from the repair shop to the home field. "Back in the saddle again", he urged.

      Just one of my many learning experiences. How many have you had? {grin}

    2. Re:Also known at Intel as "Sparky" by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      My only hope is that all commercial airline pilots have already done their obligatory gear-up landings while still flying small GA aircraft...

      I'd really not like to experience the thrill of being a passenger on a 747 during a gear-up landing.

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    3. Re:Also known at Intel as "Sparky" by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I know someone who was a passenger in a commercial airliner where the captain came on and said, "well, the control tower looked at the landing gear twice and assures me that they're down, but the indicator says they're not, so we're asking everyone to assume crash positions for landing."

      The plane landed fine.

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  21. What about Chip? by nuzak · · Score: 3, Informative

    Whatever happened to Chip Salzenberg? He seems to have pretty much vanished since mid-2006.

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    1. Re:What about Chip? by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      If this story is anything to judge by, we'll know in 12 or 13 years.

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  22. Cheers to Randal! by hutchike · · Score: 1

    #!/usr/local/bin/perl -w
    no strict; local $laws;
    join qw(we wish Randal well);
    __END__

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    Zen tips: Pay attention. Don't take it personally. Believe nothing.
  23. How's that for revisionist history? by tji · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The slashdot crowd has a short memory.. This is not a simple issue of "embarassing the management", as the summary states. In fact, in all the original writeups, I don't remember ever hearing executive passwords being an issue. The issues were egregious violations of corporate security policy, and basic logic:

    - His position at Intel was not involved in security, intrusion detection, or other areas that might actually call for "white hat hacking" as part of the job function. He was a contractor, not an Intel employee, which I'm sure made Intel even more concerned about his security violations.

    - He had installed backdoors on Intel machines, which allowed him to access the Intel network from outside the company.

    - He took passwd files and ran cracking tools against them to break other users passwords.

    - Not only was he cracking password files from Intel organizations, he was using Intel systems to crack password files from other companies, including O'Reilly and Associates.

    See this writeup for information from the person involved in shutting him down.

    Whether this was "white hat" hacking could be debated. In any case, it was fucking stupid. Bypassing network security for an inbound back door?!? Cracking password files from other companies on Intel computers?!? These are just stupid moves, which anyone should expect to get fired for doing.

    1. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether this was "white hat" hacking could be debated. In any case, it was fucking stupid. Bypassing network security for an inbound back door?!? Cracking password files from other companies on Intel computers?!? These are just stupid moves, which anyone should expect to get fired for doing.

      No doubt. However, he wasn't just fired, he spent 13 years being legally prosecuted for his actions. Stupidity is not, and should not be, a crime.

    2. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      No shit. The first thing that I thought when I read the OP was, how the hell did (s)he get that summary?!?!?

      Mr. Schwartz decided that he wanted far more computing power then what he legally had access to. He then found some, used it and got caught. Sheer stupidity and he's bloody lucky to this ruling.

      Hopefully he's learned his lesson.

      Oh, and for those that think what Mr. Schwartz did was "white hat", it in no way shape or form is that. Hell, it's not even Grey. Yah, installing backdoors. That's soooo white hat.

    3. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by merlyn · · Score: 5, Informative
      "His position at Intel was not involved in security, intrusion detection, or other areas that might actually call for "white hat hacking" as part of the job function.".

      Wrong, I was a systems and network administrator. According to job description, that's part of the job.

    4. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      He was a contractor, not an Intel employee


      At Intel, the distinction doesn't even meet IRS standards. An Intel contractor answers an add by mailing their resume to an Intel address. They visit the Intel facility for their job interview. They are hired exclusively for the Intel job. They report directly to Intel personnel. Intel personnel report directly to them. They occupy Intel space and use 100% Intel facilities. Their facility badges may not differ from employee badges. They eat Intel food. They travel with their Intel coworkers on business trips, booked by Intel's agents. In many cases, the coworkers with whom they work most closely don't even realize they are not an actual Intel employee.

      They differ from employees in their benefits package and the name on their paychecks.
    5. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by CFrankBernard · · Score: 1

      State of Oregon v. Randal Schwartz Washington County Circuit Court C94-0322CR
      Complaint brought by Mr. Schwartz's client, the Intel Corporation

      Intel v. Randal Schwartz: Why Care? by Jeffrey Kegler, February 4, 1996

    6. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by doom · · Score: 1

      tji wrote:

      The slashdot crowd has a short memory.. This is not a simple issue of "embarassing the management", as the summary states. In fact, in all the original writeups, I don't remember ever hearing executive passwords being an issue.

      I remember reading this in a column in a free weekly computer rag, shortly after it happened. The author of the column wasn't willing to mention "Intel" by name... but he was willing to mention that a vice-president of the company was using the password "vicepresident".

      In point of fact, I have a long memory. It is not always very good, however, but in this case I think I did okay (though the password in the story is "pre$isdent"...):

    7. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by merlyn · · Score: 4, Informative

      The password was "pre$ident". Yes, president, with the s changed to a dollar sign. Which "crack" found.

    8. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      > These are just stupid moves, which anyone should expect to get fired for doing.

      Firing would be justified, especially after being told multiple times to stop.

      But while stupid, his actions didn't warrant criminal prosection, which is the crux of most of the arguments against this case.

      - Matt

    9. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by PsychosisC · · Score: 1

      Very true. There was nothing white-hat about this. He was cracking and back-dooring. He never "pointed out that their passwords were terrible". He just cracked passwords so he could hog CPU and install backdoors.

    10. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1
      Congratulations on getting your name cleared! :)

      Eivind.

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    11. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was specifically in the job description?

      Moreover, if you were really supposed to test password strength I don't think you'd have had to steal a superuser's password to steal the password database.

      And, of course, that does not address opening a backdoor on intel's systems for your private use, or cracking O'Reilly passwords.

    12. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The network administrator is responsible for any breach of security on the network.

      Without checking security, how can the admin take the responsibility?

    13. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, I was a systems and network administrator. According to job description, that's part of the job.

      Including the cracking of passwords belonging to other companies using Intels equipment? How about installing backdoors that compromised the security of Intels network? Frankly I'm not surprised at your behaviour given the way you suck up to Larry Wall and throw a screaming fit on Usenet whenever someone takes issue with Perl. It's just another manifestation of arrogance and a lack of self-criticism.

    14. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by LizardKing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You'd already been reprimanded for a security violation of the SSD facility after your contract there had expired. You were using resources (on a machine you had been told not to use) to crack the passwords of not only an Intel facility you no longer worked at, but also another company. You installed a backdoor that while you may argue it was secure, allowed external access to the Intel network without having approval to do so. Every employer I have worked at would look on these unauthorised actions as gross misconduct, and I would be surprised if they didn't pursue legal action against the violator. The only reason anyone defends your actions are ignorance of the details of what you did and a blinkered willingness to support anyone that is seen as part of the "geek herd".

    15. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by e40 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, I was a systems and network administrator. According to job description, that's part of the job.
      So, now we know all the other points made by the grandparent post are correct.
    16. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The network administrator is responsible for any breach of security on the network.

      By your own argument he was therefore absolutely responsible for the breach of security on the network that he himself caused. And yes, it was a breach, installing a backdoor for offsight access without permission - or at the very least notification to IT - is a breach of security.

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    17. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I'm curious about is why does Sony get away so easily with installing backdoors and you don't?

      I mean just look at the fine to revenue ratios. And who got a criminal record because they were involved in the sony rootkit thing?

      --
    18. Re:How's that for revisionist history? by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

      The "writeup" you provide a link to includes a statement from "the person" whose name happens to be Mark Morrissey that "I think that it is fairly obvious from this report that I didn't see any clear indication of a violation of the law. However, if one reads the search warrant (that I didn't see until after it was served), there is a statement attributed to me where I supposedly tell law enforcement that Randal has violated Oregon law. I never made such a statement to law enforcement."

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  24. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's nice in theory, but I'm not sure it works that way in practice. I've heard anecdotal accounts that these records, in practice, live on in effective perpetuity.

  25. Great news by mgiuca · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's great. Coincidentally enough, I just became aware of Randall Schwartz the other day when I listened to the FLOSS Weekly podcast where they interviewed him. It was a good listen (as always) - he talks about this case if anyone's interested.

  26. Re:obligatory movie quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recruiter: Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
    Bill Murray: Convicted? No, never convicted.

  27. Where are they now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So..

    Where are the guys who did this to him? Who are the kingpins that felt it necessary to take him down because of their own stupidity?

    Where are they now?
    I'd like to think that they learned a hard lesson, but my money's on them chortling over caviar at an all-managers meeting.

  28. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Informative

    A lot of the time, agencies (and even the courts) don't follow expunge orders. They conviniently "forget", so you have to hire a lawyer to follow up and make sure the court order was actually followed.

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  29. Similar to SCO vs IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO is being drained to death by the unfair legal assault by IBM. I hope that SCO wins $2-3 billions in the end. They certainly deserve it.

  30. The hive mind of Intel by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

    Intel demands procedural thinking and operates with a Borg-like group think. I believe this is due to the extremely vertical nature of management and the existence of powerpoint and netmeeting. Employees that "march to a different drummer" are shown the door. Randal did not follow the rules and was beaten down as an example.

    1. Re:The hive mind of Intel by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Funny, all the people I know at Intel, non of the developers seem to march to the same drum.

      However, they do have a management culture problem. In that management doesn't understand that is is a good thing to see failure coming, and then say something to either adjust the project path or kill the project.

      This is not a unique problem at Intel, but what is odd is that there is a lot of process and methods in place to do this, but people have become afraid.
      What Intel really needs is for a manager who is about to fail to very publicly(within the company) announce the project is failing and recommend it be scrapped. After which get the support and praise from their boss for doing the right thing.

      Being able to do that would save Intel millions.

      If anyone at Intel is reading this, contact me and I'll explain this to upper management. My rates can be discussed.

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  31. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by Wavicle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and Randall still can't get a clearance without being upfront about it.

    As someone who has gone through a security background check, worked at Intel and read the decision of the appeals court: I would be fairly surprised if Randal was able to get a security clearance even even if no conviction had occurred. The undisputed portions of the case suggest that Randal lacked an ethical barrier between him and either his curiosity about things for which he did not have access or his desire to gain respect by demonstrating his skill. This was 13 years ago maybe he has changed, I don't know.

    Whether his intentions at the time were noble or not: he logged onto a system for which he knew his account should have been deleted; he ran a gate program on the system (after previously being told to stop running a gate on other systems); he cracked one of the passwords to someone with higher access on the system; he then logged on to the system using the cracked user's account; he transferred the password file to another machine; he ran crack on this other machine; he turned up 35 weak passwords; he said nothing; he left for a while to teach a class; he came back; he still said nothing; he re-ran crack on another faster machine (this is apparently what eventually got him caught).

    Randal claims he did all this to re-gain respect at Intel's supercomputer division. I have no reason to doubt this is honest. The fact that he so freely gave so much information to the police suggests to me that he was trying to convey that he had no intention of harming Intel's business. However it is very, very bad judgment. Now if you were the agent assigned to his security background check, looking to see if his character demonstrates a likelihood of compromising sensitive information, even unintentionally, what would you think?

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  32. i just have one question for mr. schwartz by nobody/incognito · · Score: 1

    have you rehabilitated yourself?

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    1. Re:i just have one question for mr. schwartz by nacturation · · Score: 2, Insightful

      have you rehabilitated yourself? That's something Mr. Schwartz has in common with Nelson Mandela. Since his release from prison, Mandela has not reoffended. So the justice system works!
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    2. Re:i just have one question for mr. schwartz by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 1

      Is that question on its own, in the centre of the page, parenthesised?

      Glad to see there's at least one other person out there who appreciates Mr Guthrie's style ;-)

  33. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by doom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would be fairly surprised if Randal was able to get a security clearance

    I was once working as an engineer at a secure facility, where one of my friends explained to me that he had never actually planned on working there. He figured he'd let them pay them while the background check was in progress, but never expected to actually be cleared (the interview with the Feds went something like Q: "So what about all these hits of acid they found in your refrigerator?", A: "Well, they were there.")

    But they did indeed give him a clearence, I would infer because they concluded he wasn't vulnerable to blackmail on the point, and so on.

    And I have to say that the opinion of "someone who has gone through a security check" isn't terribly authoritative, unless you were turned down for having a similar background to Randal's.

  34. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, so a copy of the order was issued. Then what? They're all going to meticulously remove their records on him. Hardly, this will just get added to those records. So, yeah, when they pull up his file which will still exist, they'll see his past, and the fact that they won't be allowed to use it.

    Sort of like instructing a jury to disregard testimony. They might be able to try, and I'm sure they do their level best, but its never really gone.

  35. question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did they also expunge all the semen from his ass after those niggers made him a fuck toy?

  36. What if he'd done that today? by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    I'm glad that Randall has cleared his name. However I must wonder what the situation would be if he had done the same thing in this day and age?
    I think at least he'd be in jail and therefore an "un-person" so far as publicising his plight.
    He'd definitely not have written his book or any of his articles. Apart from his personal plight, Perl (and therefore the internet) would be greatly lessened.

    We should all thank him for his work and reflect on what might have been

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    1. Re:What if he'd done that today? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Woah there..back it up a notch.

      Pretty much the same thing would happen. The onlt changte is that managment may not have done it at all.

      and "un-person". sheesh. Less 1984, more Moby Dick for you.

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  37. Depends on the check - and why they need you by cheros · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At a sufficiently high level, a security check is not something you 'fail' or 'pass' - it's simply a risk assessment that clarifies to those that are planning to use your services which areas of risk they need to manage. It's not a tick box process that HR does over lunch - it takes months of investigative work. There is a simple way to get through that: do. not. lie.

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  38. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which would explain why the US has no talent in the gov security circles and have had systems supposedly hacked repeatedly, from within and from the outside?

    Not to mention, as you pointed out then glossed over, people change. Just as there are people with security clearances now that shouldn't have them or who have lost them, there are people who wouldn't have passed that have grown up, evolved, found different interests, moved on, developed as people.

    Funny how he who put up a defense shouldn't pass in your opinion, yet the FBI and the like blackmail and hire found, talented hackers as a matter of course...so it's still better to get your job at the FBI or state department by proving your mettle first and doth not protest when you are caught? What a great standard.

  39. So, what I want to know is: by niew · · Score: 1

    Are your machines Opteron or Xeon?

  40. The most important thing about this by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    I don't have my gun possession rights restored yet, but apparently that's
    merely a formality with the BATF, and I'll be taking care of that soon.


    (sarcasm on)
    Well Thank God because it's a miracle that you survived these past 13 years without a gun. Certainly this is the most important part of getting your name cleared.
    (sarcasm off)

    1. Re:The most important thing about this by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Please go and read the Bill of Rights, the 2nd one in particular. Without it, you wouldn't have the ability to write that, because that is supposedly guaranteed by the first. But without the 2nd, we would not now have the first, it would have been nibbled to death by ducks.

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        soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order."
      -Ed Howdershelt (Author)

    2. Re:The most important thing about this by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > But without the 2nd, we would not now have the first,

      I'm not exactly a card-carrying member of HCI myself, but it'd sure be nice to see some tangible evidence of your claim. You do realize that the American Revolution wasn't conducted under the auspices of the not-yet-existent Constitution, let alone its 2nd Amendment?

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    3. Re:The most important thing about this by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      As another poster on a different mailing list told me the other day, "Get your own toys".

      If you look at the voting records, when something comes up that would endanger our right of free speech, you will generally find it was defeated, if it was (sometimes it's not, more often dies in committee as it should have), by the same block of votes that have protected the right to keep and bear arms. These senators and representatives that tend to want us not to infringe on the bill of rights, are both a national treasure, and on a list of names that doesn't significantly change according to which of the ammendments that would be infringed are under discussion. Generally these people are either from "west of the river" (except of course the independent country of California), or the northeastern states such as New Hampshire, Maine & Vermont. But that list more often than not includes our Senator Bird, whom we love, while at the same time thinking the country cannot afford his pork. Rockefeller OTOH, gets an F on all such grades of his voting record, but no one has been able to draw even 10% of the votes to unseat him at the polls here. And thats something I flat don't understand considering the derogatory conversations I hear on the streets when his name comes up. This inability to change what should be changed may be, and probably is, related to the party rules for primary elections here, where registered independants are dis-enfranchised from voting in the demo primaries IIRC. Based on the theory that one should be able to vote for the best man overall but the party machinery won't let him get past the primaries, I've thought of sueing to get that set aside, but its a suit I am not in a position to finance, darnit. There are 'vested interests' in seeing to it that the status quo is maintained, and do not see those rules as undemocratic and they can field some very expensive legal help.

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  41. Education by Alchemar · · Score: 1

    Dear Upper Management:

    Would you please give me written permission to read slashdot during my breaks, so that I can better understand the current issues with computer security and unauthorized use of company computers. And would you mind signing that with a blue pen and giving me the original and you can keep the photocopy.

    Thank You.

  42. When's your next trial? by iceperson · · Score: 1

    I look forward to following it. Then again, anyone would have to be insane to hier you wouldn't they?

  43. Midget porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I new that would catch your attention Randal .

    Gratz on..er.. nothing happening.

    Release the Hounds!...I mean Lawyers.

  44. Yes by geekoid · · Score: 1

    In many countries to this day once you are in the legal system you are trapped forever.

    The US legal system is one of the best in the world. remember, it's not some all knowing God sitting on a throne, it's a system with people. Yeah, it's not perfect, it's just better then anything else.

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  45. What expungement is by grantsellis · · Score: 1

    From their comments, a lot of people think that expungement is vindication. It's not.

    After a certain time passes many crimes can be expunged if you apply to do so. Requirements and eligibility vary from state to state, but essentially you're saying, "I've been a good boy, so let me out of the corner." It's not the court saying you weren't guilty. It's the court saying they won't hold it against you any more.

    What expungement is:
    The removal of a discipline from a person's disciplinary record so that it is as though the discipline was never imposed. Link.

    An order of the Court to seal the record of certain convictions if statutory criteria are met. The defendant must initiate the process by filing a petition through the Probation department. Link.

    Official and formal erasure of a record or partial contents of a record. Link.

    What a pardon is:

    Action by an official of an executive branch of government relieving a criminal from a conviction. Link.

    So yes, it's different from a pardon, but it's not just sealing the record, it's official forgiveness.

  46. Cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the guy who created the "Useless use of Cat Award", right?

  47. I did the same thing once by laing · · Score: 1

    I'm glad that my co-workers and my management saw now to prosecute me. I did get called on the carpet once and had to explain that I had just finished Cliff Stohl's excellent book "The Cukoo's Egg". The last chapter points out that the biggest weakness in computer security is the user. I was able to "crack" 20% of the unix passwords (including root). I pointed out the weak root password to the admin for that subnet and he just shrugged it off. He knew that I was an admin for a different network and was a trustworthy individual. He completely missed my point; If I could crack it, then anybody else with the proper tools and know-how could do the same.

    Anyway, if things had gone differently I may have been in the same position as this poor soul.

    JSL

  48. Care to back that up? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I'm unaware of any accusations of sexism against Randal Schwartz. Perhaps you could enlighten me? Or did you just get on a roll with the adjectives and not want to stop?

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  49. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    >So the FBI can't use it against him.

    "can't" != "won't".

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  50. What? No Schwartzian Transform? by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    No examples of Schwartzian transform? I'm disappointed in you all.

  51. Depends on the clearance, I think... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    I still have mine from my previous position (they're a DoD contractor)... the SSBI only goes back 7-10 years, depending on the level of clearance you're after (e.g. a civil IT-3 rating only requires a light background check, IT-2 was something like 5-7 years back, and IT-1 was 10 years back). That said, IIRC I remember the SF-86 asking if you had ever had a felony or other conviction that wasn't, say, something little like a traffic ticket. If his conviction was expunged, I believe he can put that in there too... but he'd better be damned ready and able to explain it. Wouldn't kill his chances outright, but it would certainly make things damned tough. Big fat disclaimer: I'm keeping way the hell away from voicing any opinions as to the wisdom (or any lack thereof) of what the guy did, Intel's reactions to it, and suchmuch. Cheers, /P

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  52. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by Wavicle · · Score: 1

    And I have to say that the opinion of "someone who has gone through a security check" isn't terribly authoritative, unless you were turned down for having a similar background to Randal's.

    Or unless I read through the appeals proceedings of those who were denied and appealed the decision. They mask the names of people and companies involved and make that material freely available. But you didn't check that, did you? I have a pretty good idea of what disqualifies you. If they didn't give a clearance to anybody who has done drugs, we'd have barely any Ph.D.'s with a clearance. As long as it wasn't recent use, they don't care as long as you don't lie about it.

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  53. Don't be too sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once was in the jury pool for someone caught with a bit of weed.

    Several Mormons got themselves excused by saying something to the effect of "I'm very intolerant of drug users." However, there was one hippy woman who managed to answer one of the questions with a tirade saying that weed should be legalized.

    Both she & I were passed for cause, leaving the prosecutor and defense attorney to finalize the selections. She ended up on the final jury. I did not.

    Go figure?

  54. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking as someone who:

    1) held a top secret/sci clearance
    2) knew and worked with hundreds of others who did
    3) has conducted background checks for clearances

    Some people are just astounded by what will and what won't be cause for denial of a clearance. In my experience it is really quite simple: did you lie.* The story about the "acid in the refigerator" is believable to me because I know first hand of people who most would think would never be given a clearance. And yet the poor dumb schmuck who smoked dope a few times and then lied about the entire affair gets denied.

    *There are other significant factors but on the whole these are not as significant to the eventual granting/denial of a clearance as simply lying to on an application form or to an investigator. To get a clearance faster don't travel overseas, don't have interesting friends and don't do interesting things.

  55. record clear, now let's see Intel clear theirs by msouth · · Score: 1

    IMHO, Intel should admit they made a mistake and pay him for his legal fees. Ever since I heard about this case, I have always steered any purchasing I could toward AMD simply because of the case. If enough people did that, and told Intel about it, maybe they would do the honorable thing. Or at least make a donation in the same amount to the perl foundation or whatever.

    blogosphere: go :)

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    1. Re:record clear, now let's see Intel clear theirs by doom · · Score: 1

      msouth wrote:

      Ever since I heard about this case, I have always steered any purchasing I could toward AMD simply because of the case.

      Yup, same here. I like my dual-core opteron box, by the way, and my turion-based laptop is pretty good too.

      If enough people did that, and told Intel about it,

      Now that's something I've never gotten around to... I just bad mouth them on slashdot.

      From what I understand, Intel has some problems hiring sysadmins now. But Randal's case is probably only a tip-of-the-iceberg thing, I would guess... anyone I know who's worked at Intel always comes away saying things like "meat-grinder", "Big Brother", and so on.

  56. Juries by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    Oh please. Half of the time, juries are the ones responsible for miscarriages of justice. Getting eight jackasses -- who vote based on which candidate has the best hair -- to attempt to decipher the law? Getting eight gullible half-wits -- who believe in fairy-tales about talking bushes, talking snakes, and magical spacemen -- to disciminate between fact and fiction? Getting eight illiterate doofuses -- who consider education to be the devil's work and anyone who respects civil liberties to be an evil hippy -- to actually respect someone's constitutional rights?

    I don't think so. Anyone who isn't at making least six figures or in possession of world-class charisma, has a better chance of making it to Tijuana on an airplane wearing an "I have a bomb" t-shirt.

  57. why does Randal forget his previous employers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This discussion has long dropped off the front page, so this comment is mostly "for the record".

    But perhaps Randal, nee merlyn, can help us all recall exactly WHY his employment at Sequent Computer Systems ended by him being escorted out the door.

    Hint: it was for the general sort of activity that got him into so much trouble at Intel.

    And IIRC there were similar problems at an employer before Sequent.

    He had good lawyers, because those previous activities were apparently never raised at his trial.

    Hopefully the "third time" was the charm, and merlyn has truly changed his ways. But from his postings here it seems like he's still playing the "innocent hacker" card for all it's worth.

  58. Re:Ditto; FBI can still see it by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    For security clearance, they pretty much want to see if you are vulnerable to blackmail, dishonest, willing to take a bribe, etc.

    So you see some weird things: a current drug addiction might be a problem, whereas a previous illegal drug use would not be. Having an affair with the neighbor's dog might be a problem, but not if your wife/priest/minister/rabbi already know about it and don't care. A felony conviction for money laundering, misuse of company resources, corporate espionage, etc., might be a problem while a felony rape conviction might not. If you lie to your interviewer, you are definitely denied.

    Secret clearance is basically a credit and criminal background check. Pretty hard to get denied. Once you get into the higher levels, that's when they start interviewing the neighbor's dog.

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  59. Yowsers by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
    Oh, that's just rich.

    I was a systems and network administrator. According to job description, that's part of the job.
    You didn't happen to save a copy of your official duties, did you? I'd love to see an official Network Administrator's job description that includes "Creating security vulnerabilities in the network infrastructure and on individual server machines", "Misappropriation of CPU resources to crack password files of Intel machines and machines of other companies", etc.

    Look, I was sympathetic toward you until I read that last comment. What you did was wrong and it was certainly not part of your official duties. Obviously the punishment meted out was excessive in proportion to the "crime", but please do not try to claim that you were somehow fscked while doing the job Intel hired you to do.

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