Baiji River Dolphin May or May Not Be Extinct
ozmanjusri writes "Major news outlets are reporting that after 20 million years, Baiji (Yangtze River Dolphin) are now officially extinct. This is apparently actually old news; it was announced on a Baiji conservation website in December of last year. One outlet, though, is claiming they may not quite be completely dead yet. The same scientist that filed the report leading the the declaration of extinction is still hopeful: '"This is only one survey and...you can't have a sample in a survey, so you cannot say the baiji all is gone by the result of only one survey," he said. "For example, there is some side channels or some tributaries [where] we cannot go because of a restriction of navigation rules, and also we don't survey during the night-time so we may miss some animals in the Yangtze River." Professor Ding says based on anecdotal evidence, he remains confident the dolphins are still out there. "I'm pretty much sure there are a few of them left somewhere in the Yangtze River," he said. "I keep receiving reports from fishermen, they say they saw a couple of baiji somewhere, sometime."'"
Seriously, what is wrong with you people? Are you purposely making fun of yourselves? Because to those of us who aren't in on the joke, which is most of us I guess, it looks like the site is run by a bunch of fucking dumbasses.
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that there were 11 in captivity a few years back (they all died), they were trying to breed them in captivity. but they took tissue samples
please, please, please someone tell me the chinese have some of those tissue samples in liquid nitrogen. given some technological progress then, we might be able to bring the baiji back to life in a century or so
otherwise, the chinese deserve international sanctions for losing some of our shared world species diversity. it should be a un mandate with economic consequences that countries are responsible for the lifeblood of the species in their territories
not to mention the fact the chinese need to apologize to their ancestors for losing a part of their heritage. the baiji is a potent chinese symbol to the chinese themselves, and all of china is a little diminished today if the chinese actually neglected something so important to their national identity to the point of losing it permanently. china's history with environmental protection is deplorable. this takes it to the level of moral outrage
but nevermind this cranky westerner. i'll bet my life any random chinese person could better articulate the shame and anger at this horrible crime and tragedy, against china, by the chinese themselves
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Two-humped camels may or may not be extinct!
Walruses may or may not be extinct!
Jellyfish may or may not be extinct!
The common house cat may or may not be extinct!
Triceratops may or may not be extinct!
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What happens in the Long River, stays in the Long River.
Or maybe not. But probably. Not. On the other hand... of course, if you.. no, no, they're dead. I think. -The Thinker
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You spelled "Neil" wrong.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
Well, who's going to open the box and find out if the dolphins are dead or if they're cats?
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They're just restin'
What?
we caused it. human beings are now the managers of this planet. we're powerful enough to destroy it. so for better or for worse, we have to talk about what we can do, and what we are doing. and if we do something wrong, like cause the extinction of culturally significant animal, then we need to be angry about that and see if we aren't doing the same to some other species
but you go ahead and talk about it's all so like disconnected man... nothing matters dude, yeah
if you don't fucking care, then shut the fuck up, and leave the conversation to people who do care
otherwise, if you open your mouth on the subject, then you do care
so make up your mind:
1. it doesn't matter. so prove it by shutting up
2. it does matter. so go ahead and talk... about how it matters
if you open your mouth again, when the words come out of your mouth, try not to be a moron
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Schroedinger would be proud and Einstein would piss his pants!!!... I daresay
The researchers just need to look for Norway further up the river.
We have loads of them.
We just call them politicians.
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THANK GOD!!!
Or maybe you spelled "Niel" wrong.
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I guess I'd better save the one I have in my freezer for a really special dinner, because I won't have to get another one. And the dolphin they're putting in those little cans is often adulterated with tuna, which spoils it in my opinion.
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How thorough do these surveys have to be to finally declare a species extinct? I mean, there's a lot of water, isn't there? I mean, I know this isn't the middle of the ocean, but I'm sure there's a lot of space to cover. Logically speaking, to confidently say something is extinct, wouldn't that require a proof of exhaustion. Literally just checking every possible place and not finding any evidence of the animal. I mean, if they haven't checked everywhere, I don't think they should be saying 'extinct' just yet. If this guy is saying there's hope based on the amount of area they haven't checked, I'm guessing that means its a large area. I think its a bit premature. It's not like there haven't been premature announcements of extinction on species before: http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/04/28/woodpec ker/index.html and http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/discoveries/2 006-03-09-rat-squirrel-survivor_x.htm
See, there's a big difference between mostly extinct, and all extinct. Now, mostly extinct: they're slightly not-extinct. All extinct, well, with all extinct, there's usually only one thing that you can do...
In all seriousness, with so few members of the species, they're effectively extinct, and that's what counts. There may be one or two, but there's zero chance they'll balloon into a viable population. Even if we save genetic samples, we're decades, if not centuries, away from being able to reproduce an entire species, if we can even do that. Even if we have tissue samples from twenty different dolphins, and reproduce them through some hypothetical cloning technique, I'm not convinced that's enough genetic diversity to sustain the species.
if it's a culturally significant animal, there is more reason to get worked up about it
exactly what is wrong with that observation? what do you not understand about it?
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thank you for saying what i should have said, more insightfully and as less of a hot head
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So what?
As long as there is some life left, there will be a "what's next".
Do you really care who is at the top of the food chain a million years from now?
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
the baiji has been important to the culture of china going back thousands of years, they were regarded as river goddesses. the chinese also venerate their ancestors. so, the chinese have just killed an animal that their ancestors regarded with great respect. there, there's some more of my western patronizing and condescending to speak on behalf of the chinese
and yes, there should be international sanctions against china for this crime. yes, there probably won't be. because of course, if a crime is committed, and no one is punished for it, it's not a crime, and you have to respect that nothing will be done about it
there, that's some more eco-babble for you. because, of course, outrage over the death of a venerated species is nothing but empty headed liberal eco-babble
the chinese killed off a culturally significant species. oh well, who cares
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let me take you to right to the end game of the nihilist's position:
1. if nothing matters, kill yourself. or at least shut up and stop posting on slashdot. it doesn't matter, right? so why are you talking about it if it doesn't matter?
2. okay, then it does matter. so keep talking. but stop saying statements that contradict your demonstrated desire to say something about the subject matter. namely "it doesn't matter"
on any ideological issue, there is being for it, being against it, and not caring about it
not caring about an issue IS a valid position for you to take if you want. so prove you don't care. shut up and go away. otherwise, you do care. in which case, celebrate the death of the dolphin, or express your anger or sadness about it
but coming into a topic of discussion and announcing that the topic doesn't matter is not a logically coherent position. if you talk about it, it matters to you. if you don't talk about it, it doesn't matter to you.
but talking about how something doesn't matter to you. what the hell is that point of view supposed to mean to anyone else? it's hypocrisy at best. no one is tying you down to a computer terminal, holding your eyes open with toothpicks, putting your fingers on a keyboard, pointing a gun at your head and forcing you to comment on slashdot. so prove it doesn't matter: shut up, and go away
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Read and laugh.
A horse can't be sick, you know, even if he wants to.
Maybe that's what they are doing. They'll come back and say, okay, now its you human's time to feel the brink of extinction. zzzt zzzzt...
Table-ized A.I.
You mean after 20 million years, they didn't develop machine gun flippers to protect themselves??
I love that the lasers are modded redundant. It makes the little boy in me say YAY! Maybe-or-maybe-not-extinct-dolphins who already have lasers! It's like a superhero waiting to happen. Thinking he's the last of his kind, a young Baiji River Dolphin sets out to restore peace and justice to the world's rivers.
(Oh, and he has a laser.)
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Of course I care who is at the top of the food chain. They'll be paying for my social security for the next million years after that point. Based upon the evidence I've collected showing that I have never actually died before, I see no reason why it should happen before 2 million years from now, provided I avoid car crashes, werewolves, and vitamin K-19.
Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
This unique life form is now gone forever. The lessons we could learn by studying it are now lost to eternity. Its unique role in the ecosystem is forever lost.
We destroyed it. We literally choked the life out of it.
Who are we to do this? Are we so confident in our superiority as to believe that a little temporary convenience to dump toxic industrial wastes is worth the complete loss of this life form?
We were up in arms when a islamic government destroyed man made statues of buddha merely hundreds of years old, and yet we as a world sat quietly as a life form 20 million years old was forever wiped from the universe?
I am ashamed to be a human being. If another being or race came to earth and looked down at what we have done with our world and to one another, I would expect them to treat us no better than we have treated this defenseless creature. We are parasites, rotting away the life of a beautiful and wondrous creation.
I can keep them on my check list of things to eat before I die!
The cool thing about being an individual is that I am only responsible for my own actions. When someone from my "race" invents something I don't claim credit just because he has the same color skin as I do. In the same way I don't beat myself up over the stupid shit other people do. Many humans are immoral and ignorant. Some are not. Everything I do myself is entirely my fault and cannot be blamed on anyone else. I have no excuses. You are only yourself. Nothing more.
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"I'm pretty much sure there are a few of them left somewhere in the Yangtze River," he said. "I keep receiving reports from fishermen, they say they saw a couple of baiji somewhere, sometime."'"
Ah, alcohol. May your wonders never fail to amaze me.
There are no loopholes. It's either legal or it's not.
I'm feeling better!
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I'd say the vaquitain in the Gulf of Mexico are already gone, if they ever existed, because they have only ever been known to live in the Gulf of California.
Unless you are truly omniscient (simultanously aware of everything everywhere all the time), which most of us aren't, you can never know for sure when any given kind of animal is extinct. You can know when it was last verified and/or last reported that something was *not* extinct, but when you say that you think something is extinct, you're always speaking from a lack of knowledge, saying, in effect, "We are not _aware_ of any of these still being alive."
With large surface-dwelling megafauna (e.g., wooly rhinos), it is generally reasonable to assume (in the modern era, with most of the world explored and cheap communication fairly ubiquitous) that if you can go a few decades without verifying a living specimen, they're probably extinct -- although there a slim chance you've missed them somehow. With smaller things and water-dwelling things (_especially_ anything that lives in the deep ocean), it's harder to know.
On the one hand, dolphins are fairly large, and thus easy to spot compared to smaller fish, and a river is not so hard to check as the ocean. Nonetheless, one survey could still miss them easily enough, especially if there aren't very many.
Then too, with things that live in rivers, there's the question of whether they can enter and leave the river at various times (dwelling ad interim in lakes and/or the ocean). We know there are fishes that do this, most famously salmon, so it's a question worth asking.
Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
you had me at #!
I just finished reading Douglas Adams' excellent 1990 book, Last Chance To See, in which he travels the world with zoologist Mark Carwardine, searching for a few extremely endangered species. One of them was the Yangtze river dolphin, or baiji.
It's an excellent, funny, touching and sad book; now with this news, even sadder. Things actually sounded like they might work out for this particular species, back when Adams was there. Guess not. So, maybe there are a few poor individual dolphins out there in the murk, maybe not. If there are, I doubt it's for long.Cool funny t-shirts for geeks, gamers and everyone else
Is that anything like "kind of pregnant"?
Seriously, what is wrong with you people? They're the victim of sublime propagandistic obfuscation. On the very next day that the extinction was announced, China flooded the world with this so-called news: "World's tallest man saves Chinese dolphins".
Of course, no one force-fed plastic to those captive Dolphins, that was a totally real and coincidental event that involved a spectacular circus freak, warm-fuzzies for all, and the words "china dolphin" to clog the news tubes. You would have to be some kind of conspiracy nut to think China would look after its image so fiercely when the Olympics are looming close. Obviously, this was nothing but a coincidence involving captive animals and a sideshow freak, nothing more, nothing more. It did not succeed at pushing out real news from the media, and neither did it succeed at pushing out real, depressing news from the collective consciousness. This is another one of those tin-foil hat ideas, don'tyou give it any thought.
You can't take the sky from me...
Not a trace of weaseling there.
Like there's a third choice.
I Didn't RTFA, so I'm going to assume TFA is a discussion about the Quantum state of Sea Life.
I just want to know the traditional way. Regular dolphin is so fatty, I'm wondering if Baiji was leaner.
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There lives will be forever diminished because they will miss this culinary treat.
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Now we need to repopulate the waterways with scuba divers wearing these...
how much additional effort would it have taken the chinese to save the dolphin from extinction?
you seem to say that economic development, the three gorges damn, etc.: it required the dolphin go extinct. really? so china can exert great effort to build a damn, but not the tiniest of effort to save a dolphin?
fact is, it is now the eternal shame of the chinese for killing this creature. not according to this westerner. don't ask me, ask your grandchildren
they won't mind at all that your poor choices means the china they inherit is permanently reduced
please: i want you to tell me with your obvious conscience free certainty about everything being great and wonderful about modern china that your grandchildren would never do that
go ahead, tell us all about how no mistake was made
(snicker)
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but i guess you're telling me that the chinese aren't burdened by something as pesky as a human conscience, huh?
the death of the baiji is obviously a mistake. it would have required the slightest of attention and effort to prevent it. except china didn't do that. and now china has eternal shame for that
but don't bother responding to me. i'm obviously an arrogant american
you should be worrying about what your grandchildren are going to think about your poor choices
oops! sorry! china never makes poor choices!
pffffft
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
As countless religions keep arguing, just because you don't observe something (ie. God, unicorns) doesn't mean it does not exist.
Y'all gotta have FAITH.
The world is not like Jurassic Park, retard. A single DNA sample, or even a crate full of samples, will never give enough genetic diversity to successfully restore the species. And given that we can't keep these guys in captivity without them dying on us... what, pray tell, would be the point in preserving this species, when they absolutely cannot survive in the present condition of the wilderness? So we can clone a bunch of them, stick them in aquariums, subject them to cruelly short lifespans, just so we can feel a bit better about ourselves for preserving a species from extinction, even though no more can be found in the wild (which, IMHO, *is* extinction)?
because you have the next 200 years of scientific progress already figured out
(snicker)
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>> Yeah, but we keep coming back. Who is more the fool ... the fool, or the fool who follows a fool?
Sweetie, I'll follow you ANYWHERE.
Just tell me that this stuff on my plate is Cod.
hmmnn.. wait! didn't the seals eat all the cod?
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Chinese fishermen found a glass bowl in the river with the words "So long and thanks for all the fish" engraved on the side.
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