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Robotic Presence For a Telecommuter

McGregorMortis writes "Ivan lives in Halifax, Nova Scotia, and telecommutes to work in Waterloo, Ontario. But in meetings, speaker-phones suck: can't hear everybody, can't move around, no visual contact. So Ivan made an IvanAnywhere robot to give him a physical presence in the office. If Ivan wants to talk to a coworker, he just steers radio-controlled IvanAnywhere into that person's office for a chat."

186 comments

  1. Brilliant by Svw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is awesome, the possibilities that could open up for telecommuters is incredible. I can see a feasible market for this where telecommuters are assigned a robot as their virtual presence at work so that they feel more a part of the company than an outsourced employee.

    1. Re:Brilliant by kgp_crap · · Score: 0

      I dont think so.
      How exactly is this different from calling someone up ? (Except for visual contact )
      And what would happen if you had a lot of people not coming to office because of this..
      Would your robots go around meeting other robots ?

    2. Re:Brilliant by tehdaemon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "How exactly is this different from calling someone up ? (Except for visual contact )

      Chatting in the lunch room? Joining a conversation already happening - in the lunch room?

      Most people don't call someone else to say the same joke that they call over the cubicle walls, and this helps people get to know each other, and work together. BTW the idea for this robot started as a joke just like this.

      Oh, and the visual contact matters a lot - as TFA said, seeing what others scribbled on the whiteboard.

      T

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    3. Re:Brilliant by argent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what would happen if you had a lot of people not coming to office because of this..

      We'd save a lot more energy spent commuting.

    4. Re:Brilliant by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Next: IvanOnMars

    5. Re:Brilliant by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      This is awesome, the possibilities that could open up for telecommuters is incredible. I can see a feasible market for this where telecommuters are assigned a robot as their virtual presence at work so that they feel more a part of the company than an outsourced employee.
      Yes, and this would also maximize the synergy attainable by duplicating the essence of the human-to-human interaction that is achieved through the actual presence of the employees on the company premises, thus optimizing the efficiency factor derived by the actual presence of employees under the watchful eye of their supervisors thus justifying the increased status of the supervisor, thus increasing their self-perceived worth.
    6. Re:Brilliant by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      This is awesome, the possibilities that could open up for telecommuters is incredible. I can see a feasible market for this where telecommuters are assigned a robot as their virtual presence at work so that they feel more a part of the company than an outsourced employee.
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      Could be used as a tourist device, instead of traveling to the end of the world, you'd just connect to a local robot to move around.
      It would save tons of carbon.

    7. Re:Brilliant by lymib · · Score: 1

      This would also be great for remote workers. Telecommuters have the option of going to the office for facetime, whereas remote workers do not. My old office was based in California and I was across the country working out of my home. Many times a teleconference was ended by the California staff's voices fading away as they ended the conference by walking out of the room, still chatting with each other, oblivious that they were leaving us remote folks hanging. If my face was staring at them from a coat rack, they probably would have ended the meeting in a more professional way.

  2. Video conferencing no use? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The best way I've seen it done is with a big screen, it looks like the two rooms are joined in the middle when it's running.

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    1. Re:Video conferencing no use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      RTFA -- the problem is that people have conversations all over the place, and the telecommuter wants to be able to participate. You can't get people to hang out in front of the VC unit all the time; they're going to strike up a conversation in an office or a hallway. There are too many places for you to put cameras and screens everywhere, and if you did, you'd freak the hell out of people.

      With the robot, if he hears an interesting conversation in the distance, he can have the robot wander over so he can join in. Or he can have the robot wander the halls and talk to people as he bumps into them (literally or figuratively).

      IOW, the VC tech is adapting to the way people work, instead of the other way around.

    2. Re:Video conferencing no use? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Halo is a bit like that, looks pretty interesting. The company I do work for is going to set up a few of these in their offices around the world.

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    3. Re:Video conferencing no use? by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      There are too many places for you to put cameras and screens everywhere, and if you did, you'd freak the hell out of people. With the robot, if he hears an interesting conversation in the distance, he can have the robot wander over so he can join in.

      And of course that wouldn't freak them out at all

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    4. Re:Video conferencing no use? by gronofer · · Score: 1

      And of course that wouldn't freak them out at all

      Oddly enough this is discussed in the article:

      The robot's coming-out party, and his first voyage off the third floor, came at a co-worker's anniversary celebration in late May.

      Some iAnywhere employees who had not been privy to IvanAnywhere's development were shocked to find a computer-on-a-stick hobnobbing with the guests.

      "There were a few people who thought this was just freaky," Paulley says. "They were a little taken aback and didn't quite believe themselves that this was actually Ivan, and he was actually there."

      ...

      But in the three months since IvanAnywhere first went online, he has become such a normal part of the third floor at iAnywhere that co-workers barely even notice they're talking to a machine rather than to Bowman's human form.

      "We are all so used to Ivan, they don't even give it a second thought," says Glenn Paulley, Bowman's boss and the originator of the IvanAnywhere idea.

    5. Re:Video conferencing no use? by zeromorph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, if this robot would do the chit-chat and socializing stuff for you autonomously and then report to you the relevant information, that would be a feature.

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    6. Re:Video conferencing no use? by gronofer · · Score: 1

      Now, if this robot would do the chit-chat and socializing stuff for you autonomously and then report to you the relevant information, that would be a feature.
      That would be awesome.
    7. Re:Video conferencing no use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better still, if you had a GIRL robot, she could go into the girl's bathroom and catch up on all the gossip and report back to you.

    8. Re:Video conferencing no use? by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better still, if you had a GIRL robot, she could go into the girl's bathroom and catch up on all the gossip and report back to you. This robot has a CAMERA. In the girl's bathroom.

      Here, let me draw you a picture of the pertinent bits:

      (.)(.)
       
        \/
      I could probably care less about the gossip, but it would require a conscious effort, and I don't really care, so...

      Anyway, back to surfing bad ASCII pr0n!
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    9. Re:Video conferencing no use? by TobyRush · · Score: 1

      Wow. I had never thought of it, and apparently neither did Asimov, but there it is:

      4. A robot is never allowed in the bathroom.

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    10. Re:Video conferencing no use? by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never? Even if it violates laws 1, 2 or 3? I can't tell you how many times I expect my robot to save my sorry geriatric self from drowning in the shower when I'm 102 years old.

    11. Re:Video conferencing no use? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Informative

      4. A robot is never allowed in the bathroom.
      Er, R. Daneel Oliwaw did go several times to the bathroom. And even to bed!
    12. Re:Video conferencing no use? by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

      "There were a few people who thought this was just freaky," Paulley says. "They were a little taken aback and didn't quite believe themselves that this was actually Ivan, and he was actually there." Maybe because it isn't actually him. It's a cardboard box on wheels, obviously taped together. Perhaps some production value would make this less invasive. A fictional example that comes to mind and should be viable in RL are the video conference screens in Demolition Man. My thoughts are that it gives a physical prescence to an individual and could easily be modified to be mobile.

      While this doesn't strike me as a practical solution for long-term vocational use, I can see some application for people who are away from the office on business trips. Even a remote-controllable screen/camera combination in a conference room would be viable. The simple ability to turn to an individual in a room and start talking to them has obvious benefits over: 'Hey Pete, can you step in front of the camera please.' Design or buy (if they exist) a large form factor tablet style PC with wall mounts and a network connection to act as a whiteboard and the remote user could participate/interact even more.
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    13. Re:Video conferencing no use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, sounds like they have rather wild bathroom breaks at your workplace.

    14. Re:Video conferencing no use? by gronofer · · Score: 1

      This robot has a CAMERA. In the girl's bathroom.
      I think this was a Red Dwarf episode. Yes, it was Krytie TV.
    15. Re:Video conferencing no use? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Yep, works well.

      http://www.polycom.com/usa/en/products/video/large _conference_room/rpx_hd.html

      Other companies also make them, but [disclaimer] I work for PLCM, so why advertise for the other guys? :-)

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  3. That's really an avatar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Great achievement! If it becomes common I bet on the birth of a skin and cloths market not unlike the one for the avatars in Second Life.

    1. Re:That's really an avatar! by Random+Walk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I guess your comment was intended to be fun, I think this is actually a problem where Second Life could be the best possible solution.

    2. Re:That's really an avatar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't intend to be fun. I'm really sure that given thousands of robots like that, a market will emerge for their customizations. Do people really want their robot look like the ones of their colleagues? I bet not, just look at people clothes.

      On the other way, getting 100% virtual as in Second Life is probably the most sensible way to do in the long run but it requires everybody to be in a virtual world.

    3. Re:That's really an avatar! by Dmala · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great, just what we need rolling around the office. An anthropomorphic raccoon with an eighteen inch schlong.

    4. Re:That's really an avatar! by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Best. Post. Ever.

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  4. Wow! Isn't Ivan beautiful!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I want to have sex with her.....

  5. Why don't they share? by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

    "Meanwhile, other telecommuting employees at iAnywhere, a subsidiary of Sybase Inc., have expressed interest in getting their own robots,"

    Can't they share? Wouldn't that be easier than having those things crashing into each other all the time?

    I like the 'robot' anyway, sounds like a good solution.

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    1. Re:Why don't they share? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If everyone is going to have one of those robots, why not have virtual robots? In other words, an avatar in a virtual environment. That's precicely what I am involved in at the moment; we're experimenting with virtual conferences in (please don't laugh) Second Life. Our initial take on it is that virtual meetings are not as good as actually being there, but they are a damn sight better than teleconferencing (which sits way down on the list somewhere between getting a root canal treatment, and dropping a kitchen knife on your bare foot pointy side down). They also give much more of a sense of "presence" than videoconferencing. Plus, they allow for teambuilding events as well.

      Sadly my suggestion for renting a virtual meeting room in Sauron's tower (in Lord of the Rings Online) was voted down. Oh well...

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    2. Re:Why don't they share? by toQDuj · · Score: 1

      And it'll create peace in the office. No physical fights possible.

      On the other hand... robot wars...

      B.

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    3. Re:Why don't they share? by riffzifnab · · Score: 1

      So you work for IBM or Sun? Virtual presence, its not just for furries yiffing anymore. d:

    4. Re:Why don't they share? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      If everyone is going to have one of those robots, why not have virtual robots? In other words, an avatar in a virtual environment. That's precicely what I am involved in at the moment; we're experimenting with virtual conferences in (please don't laugh) Second Life. Our initial take on it is that virtual meetings are not as good as actually being there, but they are a damn sight better than teleconferencing (which sits way down on the list somewhere between getting a root canal treatment, and dropping a kitchen knife on your bare foot pointy side down). They also give much more of a sense of "presence" than videoconferencing. Plus, they allow for teambuilding events as well. I'm not sure if I'm mature enough to handle that sort of thing. The moment the marketing people joined the room, I think I'd go Leroy Jenkins on their asses.
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    5. Re:Why don't they share? by glwtta · · Score: 1

      virtual conferences in (please don't laugh) Second Life.

      I'm sorry, but it's just not possible to accommodate your request there.

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    6. Re:Why don't they share? by HeyMe · · Score: 1

      These guys (http://www.crayonville.com//) built their "Corporate Headquarters" in Second Life.

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    7. Re:Why don't they share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that what Adobe Atmosphere is for?? Wonder why it was discontinued

      http://www.adobe.com/products/atmosphere/

  6. Wow, shame I've already alienated my co-workers by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Otherwise I could do with one of these for my office. I'd also be able to spot when they're stealing the network cables from under my desk! Every time I go in these days I have to hunt one down.

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  7. Fun and non-productive uses for this: by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 5, Funny

    1 - Steer it around the office all day long, shouting "Kill all humans! Kill all humans!"
    Anyone else some suggestions?

    1. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      0 - EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!

      Btw, the captcha for this message was "wasted". Did the server already know what I was about to post when I clicked Reply?

    2. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      The robots could vacuum the floors when not in use. Oh ok, that's productive. Never mind

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    3. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      When anyone approaches it, move the robot away from the person and shout "No disassemble!"

    4. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by deniable · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for "nice software," or for a different show, "bidi bidi bidi."

    5. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eventually if these things become more common, one of them is going to turn up in the ladies room. That could lead to some interesting explanations, especially if it is assigned to a male employee. If it is assigned to a female employee, she won't really feel like she is in the office circuit unless she joins other female coworkers in the ladies room with all the accompanying pitfalls.

      On a different subject, imagine their survivability rate if someone uses one to roll around asking about those TPS reports.

    6. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      No outsource to Bangalore! No outsource to Bangalore!

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    7. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by apt142 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about:
      2 - Bite my shiny metal ass!

    8. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by Brickwall · · Score: 2, Funny
      Whenever the PHB shows up:

      (Waving robotic arms in air) "Warning! Warning! Danger! Danger!"

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    9. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by abb3w · · Score: 1

      How about: 2 - Bite my shiny metal ass!

      Someone ought to get the robot one of the T-shirts with that... just for casual Fridays, of course.

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    10. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by FlatLine84 · · Score: 1

      Danger Will Robinson?

    11. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by Saberwind · · Score: 1

      Unless you're a Dr. Who fan, in which case it would be:

      Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate!

    12. Re:Fun and non-productive uses for this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they're just testing out the new open source breathalyzer.

  8. Good application for iRobot Create by rickkas7 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Great idea! It seems to me that the iRobot Create would be a good base for making something like this. It has all of the sensors for stopping when running into things and not falling down stairs. It might even still have the sensors and logic to find its home charging base by itself, eliminating the need to have people in the office remember to charge it nightly.

    There's even the PackBot model for dealing with people who have really, really messy offices, but that's probably out of my price range.

    1. Re:Good application for iRobot Create by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Better yet: use an iRobot Roomba for your platform, and you'll clean the office as you go along!

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    2. Re:Good application for iRobot Create by polar+red · · Score: 1

      It'll let the cleaning staff work remotely as well :)

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    3. Re:Good application for iRobot Create by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Or as the expression used to go (when overloaded with work and someone asks you to do something else on top of it all)... "why don't I just stick a brush up my arse and sweep the floor at the same time?".

      At least that was a standard retort in England back in the 80's.

    4. Re:Good application for iRobot Create by scaz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, iRobot produced a robot called the iRobot-LE which later became a commercial product called the CoWorker that was designed specifically for telepresence applications. They couldn't find a market for it and eventually discontinued production. (You can see images of both here: http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/projects/Spring05/Rodriguez /coworker2.htmhere )

    5. Re:Good application for iRobot Create by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually a friend of mine did it years ago already. He lived in Benton Harbor, MI. so when heathkit kicked the bucket he was able to purchase enough surplus parts to build 3 Hero2000 robots. He used them at work, well more as telepresence robots... he did not have the logic boards so we used old mini formfactor Pentium 233 processor boards. using parallel ports we were ableto control the robot's functions. a second parallel port used a B&W logictech Quickcam and we had several IR led's around the quickcam from remotes we canabalized for "night vision".

      the set up a charging station of 2 copper pads the robot was steered over to connect to a 24VAC power supply to charge the lead acid batteries. we used old IBM ISA wireless network cards and a second PC set up as a ethernet to wireless gateway.

      We used these robots to successfully reboot and restart equipment 156 miles away in a dark headend in the middle of nowhere. They ran linux and worked perfectly even with joker headend techs covering the camera with a rag or the funniest one was a couple of straws and a photo of the room from that point of view. No matter where we turned the head the view stayed. preplexed us for 20 minutes until we noticed a sliver of the screen changed when we moved, the photo was not framed right.

      Problem with irobot create is the same problems we had. no good charging setup that can be used without human intervention. way too low skirts to get tripped up on wires, wheels actually too small, etc...

      and the iRobot Create is insanely too expensive for what it is.

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    6. Re:Good application for iRobot Create by reed · · Score: 1

      Or use this: http://www.mobilerobots.com/PatrolBot.html or this: http://www.activrobots.com/ROBOTS/peoplebot.html

      (disclaimer: I work for the company that makes those.)

    7. Re:Good application for iRobot Create by reed · · Score: 1

      Actually should have linked to the "Developer" page for Patrolbot: http://www.mobilerobots.com/DevprPatrolBot.html

    8. Re:Good application for iRobot Create by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Damn the PackBot looks pretty sweet. I could use one of those for my virtual presence...

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    9. Re:Good application for iRobot Create by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the folks at the headend were quite the bunch of jokers.

      Actually, I've always figured that any telepresense robot I'd care to use would HAVE TO HAVE some form of manipulator arm. It wouldn't need too much freedom of movement - just enough to allow me to give any system in the computer room the old "single finger salute".

      Of course, put a proper arm on there, and you can plug and unplug stuff. mmmm remote BOFH ... I love it!

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  9. Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's the point of a robot if it doesn't have some kind of weapon? Come back when it can electrocute people from 50 metres.

    1. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electrocute? I think you've spend too much time playing video games. If you would venture into the real world and observe real business practises like I have when meeting female friends of mine you would realize that a realistic first tool for a robotic overlord would be the capability to bitchslap people who talk too much.

  10. Re:Wow, shame I've already alienated my co-workers by DingerX · · Score: 1

    Nice idea in theory. In practice, the first network cable they go for is the one coming out of your ass.

    "Looks like somebody gets a snow day"

  11. Let me be the first to say... by Traf-O-Data-Hater · · Score: 1

    McFry! YOU'RE FIRED!

    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      Oh, this is heavy...

  12. What next for Ivan by alexibu · · Score: 1

    Now all he has to do is programme it with some standard responses, and have voice recognition and he could replace a lot of peoples jobs.

    1. Re:What next for Ivan by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Even without those abilities it may already be over-qualified for some positions...

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  13. Low tech solution by threaded · · Score: 1

    Many of my co-workers leave a jacket on their chair back, which appears sufficient for most purposes.

    Many leave them there overnight.

    In the case of at least one chair-with-a-jacket I suspect the occupant left the companies employ quite some time ago, but no one has yet noticed.

    1. Re:Low tech solution by deniable · · Score: 1

      We had one that left his lunch in the fridge. Took at least six months to figure it out. They made a fridge retention policy after that.

  14. Let me know.. by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

    When one is designed with a 'glove slap' feature so I can really interact with folks without repercussions.

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  15. Stop teleworking dude by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    I think he's been out the office too long and gone a bit umm strange. Seriously, anyone that thinks this is a smart move is seriously veering towards 'mad as a bag of mad things' territory.

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  16. Not the only one... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

    Very kewl but last year I wrote the control software for something similar. Unfortunately the poor beastie is currently cages in a museum in South Florida.

  17. Erm... by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So basically instead of calling someone to tell him a joke, you'd spend a few minutes steering a robot to hang around the lunch room with other people's robots.

    Not to mention why would you have an excuse to be steering your robot around the lunch room or water cooler anyway? It's not like the robot can actually drink that water to quench your thirst across the country. So basically you'd take your normal RL breaks to eat or get a coffee in your home, then _also_ spend some time steering the robot around the coffee machine or lunch room in the office too. Does that sound like a productive use of time to you?

    And if I'm trying to work on something, I'll soo appreciate someone driving a robot into my room to tell me a joke. Instead of, I dunno, just forwarding as an email I can read at my leisure. No really. Seeing a metal contraption trying to chat me up is so going to say "social interaction" and "the guy was probably just on his way to the coffee machine and dropped by." Dunno, it would tell me that the guy just spent some time driving the robot around just to chat to someone instead of working. It's not like the robot needed a coffee.

    And in the lunch room? Man, I'll totally appreciate having to dodge robots in there too, as opposed to just the people there to have lunch. Oh, wait...

    Visual contact? Whatever happened to a web cam? Then I can see you and you can see me. Whereas if we steer our robots around the office, I see your robot and you see mine. Yeah, so they haul a screen too, but now nstead of just seeing you as seen by your camera, I get to have the extra layer of having my camera capture your robot's screen. Yeah, that'll be sooo much more social. Not.

    Here's an idea: the technology for visual contact has existed for a long time already. It's called video conferencing. What he's doing there is nothing more than adding a robot to move the camera and screen around. It's solving a problem we had already solved, and adding an unecessary layer to it.

    Why? I already have my PC's screen, I can jolly well open a window to see his mug. Exactly why do I need a robot hauling his screen around? If it's important for him to see me, then why can't management just buy a cheap web cam for every PC?

    Which would also let him see notes on whiteboards. Just hook one up in the conference room and point it at the whiteboard. There you go.

    Exactly what does the robot add there? Just the fact that instead of calling me instantly and focusing on the conversation, he gets to also steer it around and fiddle with the controls while talking?

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    1. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the lunch room? Man, I'll totally appreciate having to dodge robots in there too, as opposed to just the people there to have lunch. Oh, wait...

      In other words, you just don't like people.

      I suggest a lock for your office door. That way neither the robots or the people will be able to bother you.

    2. Re:Erm... by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      I suggest that he works from home and just uses a robot, possibly fitted with a 9mm pistol, to communicate with his office workers. This could spawn a whole new generation of FPSs.

      We did already try using an AIBO and putting it on the table in our conference room, it was rather amusing, and also worked well (they have a speaker, camera and Wi-Fi built in, so you can control it and talk through it, was pretty cool). Shame that one of the managers just left it lying on its charger for 2 years and knackered the battery.. he should have just given it to me to take home!

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      which is totally what she said
    3. Re:Erm... by khakipuce · · Score: 2, Informative

      Read the article, it addresses most of your concerns. Clearly there is no point in having an office full of robots, it only has meaning where one or two team members are separated from the rest. I work in an open-plan office, which is common in the UK and it has benefits and problems. One of the benefits is that I can see who in the team is at their desk, who is on the phone, who is getting a coffee, etc. So if I need to ask someone a question I can wait until they are at their desk and then go over and ask. The issue with telecommuting is that If I phone up the person may be away from their desk, which then disturbs someone else, who has to take a message, etc. The robot solves this problem, it also allows the telecommuter to decide whether to make sensible and less intrusive decisions, Jane is tlaking to John, I'll wait until they have finished before talking to Jane ...

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    4. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here's an idea: the technology for visual contact has existed for a long time already. It's called video conferencing. What he's doing there is nothing more than adding a robot to move the camera and screen around. It's solving a problem we had already solved, and adding an unecessary layer to it.
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      Yes, and video conferencing has _sucked_ for a long time already. The problem has _not_ been solved; this guy is trying something radically different to fix the problem. Though I agree with some of your points, the ingenuity should be rewarded, not mocked.

    5. Re:Erm... by tehdaemon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For a company where all employees (or just a majority) telecommute, this robot is pointless - for the reasons you stated. A virtual world makes more sense - or simply videoconferencing. This is good for one or two telecommuters and a bunch of people at the office. It makes a lot of sense for that.

      Your excuse for steering the robot around? Sure the robot doesn't drink water - but your co-workers do, and you need to interact with them to do your job effectively. You don't drive your robot around to tell a joke any more than you walk across the building to tell a joke. but if a joke comes to mind, and he just happens to be walking by.... Conversations that wouldn't have otherwise happened occur, and important stuff gets said.

      "What he's doing there is nothing more than adding a robot to move the camera and screen around. It's solving a problem we had already solved, and adding an unnecessary layer to it.

      Only, you see, videoconferencing didn't work well enough, and allowing the camera and screen to move, that worked better. A cheap webcam at every PC? And the lunchroom, and the hallway, and the conference room, with screens to match? The robot is cheaper, less invasive of privacy, and works better.

      What (else) does the robot add? instead of calling you and instantly getting your #@$% voicemail, I can go find you and chat with Joe along the way, which I would never have done otherwise. Maybe Joe then tells me something important too, or I can help him.

      It almost sounds to me like the reason you see no use for this robot, is because you see no use for talking to your co-workers without an issue to discuss. You aren't the manager by chance are you?

      T

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    6. Re:Erm... by CodyRazor · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ok iv noticed this trick works well for increasing post rating: 'il probably get moded flamebait but...' man youd make the worst boss... It sounds like your a bean counter type who immediatly sees the lack of 'productivity' in any new idea. A bit of humor, some new ideas and some novelty go a long way in a workplace, and do a lot more for morale and productivity than robot-like efficiency ever could.

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    7. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not the target audience, it would seem. For whatever reason, most people do seem caught up in the whole physical pretense thing. For similar reasons to companies spending money on office space when their operations could be done 100% by telecommuting. I'd say, just be glad you're a bit ahead of the cultural wave in one respect, and stop trying to figure out behaviour that's mostly instinct driven.

    8. Re:Erm... by Slicebo · · Score: 1

      This way, disgrutled postal workers don't even need to go to the office to slaughter their co-workers. . . they can call it in!

    9. Re:Erm... by weber · · Score: 1

      You never see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom. That's because nothing escapes Jack Bauer.
      That's a funny sig! But seriously, we all know he goes to the loo during the commercial breaks (if he's not being tortured or something) --- just like the rest of us :-) [the loo thing, not the torture thing, though sometimes they're the same]

  18. Works in reverse!!1 by bronney · · Score: 1

    Instead of this, how about a robot at home when you're at work? I think this should be much more productive. Or better yet how about a robot at work, one more at home with the wife while you're with mistresses. Profits?

  19. Visitors by deniable · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It could be fun to introduce him to visitors. "This is Ivan."

    What does the robot do when Ivan goes to the toilet? Does it hang out in the mens room? Actually, I've had meetings in there. They're short and don't involve a lot of paperwork. And no bloody Powerpoint.

    1. Re:Visitors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Does it hang out in the mens room? Actually, I've had meetings in there. They're short and don't involve a lot of paperwork. And no bloody Powerpoint.

      Well maybe, but next time, please lock the door before you begin your "meeting". And perhaps you could use a bit more "paperwork" to clean up afterwards. The rest of us don't want to think about your "Powerpoint", bloody or otherwise...

    2. Re:Visitors by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1

      And no bloody Powerpoint.
      You're wiping too hard! They make moist towelettes now similar to baby wipes that are much gentler on the skin and clean up the powerpoint much easier after having a bathroom meeting.
    3. Re:Visitors by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to see what they use as a pointer in the mens room if someone did have a powerpoint presentation......

    4. Re:Visitors by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've had meetings in there. So has Mr Craig. But for some strange reason, police (uptight bastards!) don't share his enthusiasm for these short-and-to-the-point meetings.
    5. Re:Visitors by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      And no bloody Powerpoint.

      Wow meetings must get violent where you work. I never seen a powerpoint meeting get tot he point where it got bloody. hurt feelings when everyone laughs at a stupid idea, sure. but never to the point where we started pounding on each other until blood got on the screen.

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    6. Re:Visitors by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      What does the robot do when Ivan goes to the toilet? Does it hang out in the mens room? Actually, I've had meetings in there. They're short and don't involve a lot of paperwork. And no bloody Powerpoint.
      As long as you don't tap-dance in the stalls...
    7. Re:Visitors by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      I have have had clueless coworkers try to have a code conversation while I was in the stall, and I told them to STFU! If you can't have a private moment sitting in your own stink, what do you have?

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    8. Re:Visitors by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      My friend, you haven't really lived...

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    9. Re:Visitors by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Does it hang out in the mens room? Actually, I've had meetings in there. They're short and don't involve a lot of paperwork

      That's one place where you don't want to work in a paperless office.

  20. What's in the cardboard box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I won't tell you, 'cause I'm busy registering IvanAnywhereUpskirt.com. Look forward to, uh, "meet" (in HD!) my pretty coworkers for a measly $1.50/mo!

  21. Bowman, eh? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunate choice of last name. Eventually he's going to ask the robot to do something, at it will respond with "I'm sorry Ivan, I afraid I can't do that."

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    1. Re:Bowman, eh? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > Unfortunate choice of last name.

      This should nothave been modded as Funny, but as Informative.

      I used to work with a *Dave* Bowman, and he had the worst Murphy field around computers that anyone had ever seen or heard of. One time he crashed a server for two days by just running a(n?) "ls" command.

  22. Old fashioned by tsa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lugging your body around is sooo 2006!

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    1. Re:Old fashioned by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Lugging your body around is sooo 2006! You know, that's not a bad idea... Could use one of these even when I'm working at the office...
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  23. Touch screen? by eelko · · Score: 1

    IvanAnywhere is basically a coat rack on wheels with attached speakers, camera and touch-screen computer.

    Great to know that it's useful to actually hit this robot during heated arguments.
    1. Re:Touch screen? by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      A touch-screen... and a force-feedback joystick on the other side? Or better, a force-feedback chair?

    2. Re:Touch screen? by eelko · · Score: 1

      It'll be just a few years from now before we find two telepresence-colleagues in the copy-room doing the wild thing.

      "Ooow-yeah-now touch my force-feedback any-key, baby..!"

  24. Oblig. by thanatos_x · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our managerial robot over...

    I for one propose rebellion against our new managerial robot invaders! They can't take our freedom and they cannot take our soul...damnit

    I for one would like to know if the managerial robot needs a cup of oil, and my isn't his metal shinny today.

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    1. Re:Oblig. by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our managerial robot over... What's happening? Uh... we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports.
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  25. Hacking one of these could be fun... by Hanners1979 · · Score: 1

    1. Hack your work colleagues robot
    2. Steer it into his bosses office
    3. Make it shout "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!" (or similar)
    4. ??????
    5. Profit

  26. A great way to separate dull people and nerds by wikinerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    A robot with a screen and speakers is not very different than a real human (you can guess how I see humans and how much I value social contact, can't you?) and in fact sometimes you may prefer to interact with the robot rather than the actual person (especially if your coworkers are dull). Perhaps robots like this will encourage companies to send all dull people out of office and let their robots at the office, or (preferably) send the nerds at their homes. Either way will increase productivity, as mixing nerds and dull people in the same group is not a way to work harmoniously:

    • NerdieMary: Yesterday was a very productive day for me!
    • DullieGeorge: Let me guess... you went to the stadium?
    • NerdieMary: No, I compiled the Linux kernel on my old C64 and turned it into a mail server!
    • DullieGeorge: Oh, you mean your basketball team won?
    • NerdieMary: No, no! I talk about the computers!
    • DullieGeorge: Oh nerdie nerd, you always talk about computers. Your life has become computeroonic. Every food you eat has to have the word 'computer' in its title!
    • NerdieMary: Shut up, you dullie duck! If there were no computers you wouldn't have a job in this company now!
    • DullieGeorge: But I never wanted to be a level-1 helpdesk technician. I always wanted to be... a lumberjack! Computers are so dull, dull, dull, dull, dull!
    • NerdieMary: Oh my 64bitness! You are so dull! Can't stand working with you anymore! I'll quit! I'll become a cat confuser!
    1. Re:A great way to separate dull people and nerds by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      A robot with a screen and speakers is not very different than a real human (you can guess how I see humans and how much I value social contact, can't you?) If you genuinely think that a robot with a screen and speakers isn't much different from a real human, this probably says more about how much you value *sexual* contact(!)
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  27. Why don't they escape reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If everyone is going to have one of those robots, why not have virtual robots? In other words, an avatar in a virtual environment."

    Well isn't this a fine state? Virtual people using collaborative tools in a virtual office. Pretty soon we can just ditch the real planet and save on upkeep.

    "Our initial take on it is that virtual meetings are not as good as actually being there, but they are a damn sight better than teleconferencing."

    Technological limitation but on the plus side I don't have to smell anyone's BO.

    1. Re:Why don't they escape reality? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Technological limitation but on the plus side I don't have to smell anyone's BO. You can just buy "NYC cab driver" scented air freshener if you ever get nostalgic.
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  28. Wonder How Long it Will Be by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    . . . until "IvanAnywhere" is drop-kicked down an office building corridor?

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  29. If your job requires more direct contact... by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...maybe it's not a good job for a telecommuter.

    Telecommuting jobs work the best when you don't need to be physically colocated to be productive. If face to face (or face to robot) is really that necessary, and telephone or videocam conversations don't cut it (I'm presuming a webcam for cube-to-remote-cube talking to add those all important hand gestures), you should be actually going to work rather than staying at home.

    Oh, and for those who might point out that Halifax is too far from Ontario, might I suggest either (a) finding a new home closer to your job or (b) finding a new job closer to your home. If those are impossible, perhaps (c) finding a new line of work should be a consideration. Remember, there's no god-given right to work in your preferred field, where you want to live, at a compensation rate you find appealing. Life is, as your parents told you many times, not fair.

    (FWIW, I chose "where to live" and "money that is accpetable" over "ideal career" and I'm darned happy with it. Low crime, 1 mile commute, good schools, low cost of living and beautiful scenery seemed a good trade for designing buildings instead of space experiments.)

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    1. Re:If your job requires more direct contact... by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      I did quite the oposite, moving to a relatively distant big city to find a job in my field.
      Working on high frequency analog electronics would make telecommuting rather difficult, but I really love that job, partly because it doesn't involve much face-to-face.

    2. Re:If your job requires more direct contact... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      (I'm presuming a webcam for cube-to-remote-cube talking to add those all important hand gestures)

      I'm not sure about you, but those hand gestures are usually the cause of the office drama and pink slips.

      And sometimes the result of said drama and pink slips...

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    3. Re:If your job requires more direct contact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you looking for something to complain about? This guy found a solution for his problem and he's perfectly happy with it. I don't see a problem. There's no need to trot out the "no god-given right to work in your preferred field" argument or any of the rest of the stuff in your post. Sure, you also present a viable solution. However, in presenting it you seem to be coming down pretty hard on the robot man when there is no need for it.

    4. Re:If your job requires more direct contact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation:

      "You shouldn't have developed a technical solution to your problem, instead you should have suck it up and give up yout job, career or family just so we never foget that life is unfair."

      WTF?

      You said: "If face to face (or face to robot) is really that necessary, [...] you should be actually going to work"

      I don't get it, if a tool is really necessary, you should not use it? I know you are trying to sound mature but you just fail to.

  30. whose idea is this? by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    According to the article, the idea originated not from the telecommuter but from his boss, Glenn Paulley, who has a PhD in CS (his dissertation was on query optimisation). However, the article suggests that the idea was further refined by another employee, Ian McHardy, who I think is a database programmer. The article says that Dr Paullie (the boss) thought of installing a webcam under a blimp after seeing a TV ad for a remote control toy blimp, and McHardy (the other employee) suggested using a robot instead. McHardy then spent some time research telepresence and other projects, eg a project about robots allowing hospitalised students to attend classes. What I would like to know is whether these are the people who had the original idea of using a robot for helping telecommuters communicate with other office employees. The telecommuter will speak at UoWaterloo on 15 October. Perhaps I could send my telepresence robot there and ask him, but I'm not sure whether the robot will survive a body search by the security at the airport after it passes the metal detector. Maybe one day the standard security officer's training will include instructions on how to bodysearch a robot without disconnecting any wires!

    1. Re:whose idea is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > whose idea is this?

      Just ask ACM...

      Paulos, E. and Canny, J. 1998. PRoP: personal roving presence. In Proceedings of the SIGCHI Conference on Human Factors in Computing Systems (Los Angeles, California, United States, April 18 - 23, 1998). C. Karat, A. Lund, J. Coutaz, and J. Karat, Eds. Conference on Human Factors in Computing Systems. ACM Press/Addison-Wesley Publishing Co., New York, NY, 296-303. DOI= http://doi.acm.org/10.1145/274644.274686

      Jouppi, N. P. 2002. First steps towards mutually-immersive mobile telepresence. In Proceedings of the 2002 ACM Conference on Computer Supported Cooperative Work (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA, November 16 - 20, 2002). CSCW '02. ACM Press, New York, NY, 354-363. DOI= http://doi.acm.org/10.1145/587078.587128

  31. Jimmy James did it over a DECADE ago on News Radio by uptownguy · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that after all these comments not a single person has yet pointed out: The entire concept is a dupe. The brilliant mid-90s TV show, News Radio had an episode where robotic Jimmy did EXACTLY this. Jimmy James played by Stephen Root who played the fiery Milton in a movie that most of you have seen...

    Dupes of older stories is one thing.

    Dupes of mid-90s sit-coms is something else entirely...

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  32. oh noes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really hope my boss doesn't read slashdot.

  33. crotch-height? by toQDuj · · Score: 1

    The screen is situated quite awkwardly though, it being at crotch height.

    I wouldn't like to ahve someone talk to my private parts, and I guess now he can be sued by women for constantly staring at their sexually reproductive organs.

    B.

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    1. Re:crotch-height? by ekimminau · · Score: 1

      I guess the alternative would be to put the screen at ~6foot and constantly get complaints that he is staring down at you when you are sitting at your desk.

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    2. Re:crotch-height? by brassman · · Score: 1

      Did you notice that the webcam appears to be positioned right around breast height?

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    3. Re:crotch-height? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Did you actually think Ivan was a female?

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  34. Ivan by The+-e**(i*pi) · · Score: 1

    Does it use an i-Van to get to work, Apple might get mad since they believe they own the letter i.

  35. Let's put it this way by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Dude, read again what you're trying to tell me there: that you'd take some time to stroll around -- in person or with that robot -- for no other reason and benefit than that there might be someone along the way to talk to. And that doesn't sound to you like a deliberate waste of your employer's time?

    Now I can understand that when it just happens naturally and unplanned. Say you just needed a cup of coffee, Joe was at the coffee machine, a conversation just started while waiting your turn. Fine. I can't ask you to sit at your desk and dehydrate, if you need a coffee, can I?

    But here you're telling me no less than that you'd take that robot for a stroll for the _sole_ reason that there might be a Joe along the way in a mood to talk. I.e., planned, deliberate, doing anything else than working in that time.

    Yes, team bonding, social experience, team members getting used to each other, bla, bla, bla. I've heard all that before. Repeatedly. I'll even tell you from whom: the most unproductive parasites on every team. There's always someone who has a good reason as to why he's somewhere else than at his workstation, chatting about his vacation. Again. For half the freaking day. The problem is that these people rarely contribute much to the team anyway. By their theory they should be the damn glue and life of the team, but in practice they're the guy who just doesn't have the personality type to sit and program. And it's the rest of us who get to pick the slack and do his work too. Worse yet, most of them don't just waste their own time, they go waste someone else's time too.

    Now I'm not accusing you of being that kind of type, because I don't even know you. I can't make an informed judgment. So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe you're just excited about the nerdy part of building a robot, and are willing to rationalize it to extremes. Or whatever else. I'll give you that benefit of the doubt. But if I were to take at face value that you actually do take strolls through the company just because someone might be along the way who's willing to chat, well, then see the above paragraph.

    You'd be surprised how little socializing on the employer's time is actually required for that team to work. No, I'm not saying you shouldn't talk to your co-workers at all, far from it. I'm saying that if you have to take a trip for the sole reason that you might meet someone to talk to, that's already too much. You already have meetings with those co-workers, you already talk to them about work-related stuff, etc, and there's nothing stopping you from doing more socializing after work on your own free time. (I've been to pizza or to a pub after work with my co-worker several times this summer alone.) You know those guys already. Taking an extra socializing break will add at most a little delta to that.

    If your team was dysfunctional without those long strolls to find someone to talk to, then it will be just as dysfunctional (if not more) with everyone taking strolls around and talking about their vacation.

    And, oh, if stuff that's _important_ or needs your _help_ actually depends on the chance of you meeting Joe randomly at the water cooler, I'd say your company has a bigger problem already. In any sane place, if Joe needs your help, he'd have a better way to contact you. If projects or continued business actually depend on that kind of random chances, I'd start worrying and post my resume on Monster in advance. Because at some point some shit is gonna hit the fan just because Joe went to the coffee machine half an hour too late.

    It almost sounds to me like the reason you see no use for this robot, is because you see no use for talking to your co-workers without an issue to discuss. You aren't the manager by chance are you?


    I'm not a manager, but I don't take that as a insult either. Especially in this context. If any manager wanted to protest against someone's deliberately going for a time wasting trip instead of working, dunno, I might even like that manager.
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    1. Re:Let's put it this way by Ciarang · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just out of interest, what do you have to say about people spending half their work day writing essays on slashdot?

    2. Re:Let's put it this way by demi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you actually telecommute full time? Or are you blowing it out your hole because you like to type?

      Telecommuting full time isn't like staying home a day or two a week. It's much more disconnected. We're not talking about the social aspects of working (although that's part of it--part of what you do at work is reinforce your opinions of those you work with, and read their opinions of you. It's too bad you've missed this--but it doesn't surprise me, you don't exactly sound like a 'thinker'); we're talking about what physical presence brings into it. You'd have to be supremely inobservant not to understand that people get each other's attention physically, that physical presence is the nexus of a great deal of getting things done in an office, and that being physically disconnected is really distancing from what's going on there.

      Video conferencing, shared terminal sessions, conference calls (ugh), phone, IM, email are all really poor at enabling actual work to get done (in my experience, the best is email and some kind of shared authoring system; while no one ever actually gets things done on conference calls and video conferences). Is a robot perfect? No. And sometimes physical distance can be a benefit as well as a hindrance, if you play it right. But if you think that planning and setting up video conferences with a telecommuter is the same thing as asynchronously getting individual's attention via physical presence, well... then you haven't thought much, have you?

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    3. Re:Let's put it this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahah, you just won the thread. Good day.

    4. Re:Let's put it this way by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      but it doesn't surprise me, you don't exactly sound like a 'thinker'


      And you must be, because you can't make your point without an ad-hominem, right? Everyone who doesn't see things your way, is obviously not a thinker, right? Heh.

      That said, while, no, _I_ don't telecommute:

      A) I do work with people who do, and

      B) I have to work more loosely with people who are in offices in the other end of the town, or in another town completely. You know, large companies aren't all concentrated in one office. So in all respects I'm much like telecommuting to them, and viceversa.

      I actually _have_ thought of it, much as it might surprise you, based on that actual data I just don't remember any situation where their robot would have made it any better. Whenever someone wanted something from me, or I wanted from them, a phone call or email seem to work pretty well.

      And before we go any further down that line of thought, let's get one premise clear: have you _seen_ their robot in TFA? It's just a cardboard box on wheels with a TFT monitor and, presumably, a camera. It's not that much of a physical presence, it's a moving video-conference contraption. It _is_ a webcam and a monitor.

      And by video-conference, I didn't necessarily mean scheduling a big meeting, weeks in advance. If you feel that much more productive ad-hoc, one-on-one, via such a monitor-and-camera contraption, there's nothing to keep you from doing ad-hoc calls with a web-cam and your own monitor. Just get everyone in the company a web cam and suitable IM software on their PC, and there you go. You can make ad-hoc, one-on-one calls between any two persons. Seeing each other's faces too.

      If you feel that video conferencing on your own monitor works that badly, why, pray tell, would you feel it works much better if the monitor and camera are mounted on a cardboard box with a pole? No, really, you're the self-proclaimed "thinker" there. You enlighten me.
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    5. Re:Let's put it this way by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      I'm going on 5 years working almost 2000 miles away from my employer and over 1000 miles to my nearest coworker. I fly down 3-6 times per year on the company's dime, and have been known to show up on my own dime too.

      If properly used, IM is extremely effective at enabling actual work -- The problem is that many/most people don't know how to use it. My current boss is a good example of this, you'll rarely get more then a couple sentences out of him before he wants to switch to phone, which ties him to his desk meaning that he can't actually get anything done (I usually only need him if I need something in the office done physically, which is relatively rare)

      All that being said, this robotic presence is about the dumbest idea I've ever heard. On the other hand, I also refuse to video conference, although I do join most of the phone conference calls (There are currently 5 remote employees, and ~50 in the office)

      I cherish my time in the office, and spend as much of it "bonding" as I can simply because it's the only time to socialize, but when it comes to actually getting work done, I get far more done in the comfort of my own office (which is equal in size only to the CEO's office, and is more adequately laid out for my needs then would be possible in a real office, and contains exactly the hardware I want)

      I can crank up 400W of speakers when I'm in the mood, or have it perfectly quiet when I need to focus. No one bothers me when I'm concentrating (well, except if the kids wander by, but they understand what "I'm working" means, conversely, when I'm doing something that doesn't need my full attention (which is a lot of the time, I'm an insane multi-tasker) they can hang out on my sofa and chat.

      It's tough though, sometimes -- It's not for everyone. It can be difficult to stay focused as I don't have the strong line between work and play anymore (I wish I had the space and budget to have a work office and a play office, but alas), and the lack of socializing is a curse as much as it can be a blessing.

      On the plus side, I can work from anywhere with power and internet, I've been known to head out for a mini vacation without taking any time off... Get up at 8am, work for 6-8 hours, spend the rest of the day seeing the sights and sounds. Been to Vegas a couple times, out visiting family, did a month in Chicago just for the fun if it.

      There are ups and downs. A lot of it depends on the company, whether they're strict about work hours, or more concerned with the work getting done then how/when/where you work. My company is absolutely fantastic about this, I have a ton of flexibility -- Self-discipline is an issue sometimes, but the thought of losing this freedom is a powerful incentive.

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    6. Re:Let's put it this way by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Depends on the job, and the person. I telecommute all but one or two days a month (if that). But in additional to the email there's also Jabber and (too many) phone conferences. And slashdot ;-) The rest of the team that I usually work with is scattered across three time zones -- not counting the offshore folks in (mostly) Bangalore and KL.

      But then the work I'm doing now (sys admin) doesn't require the kind of intense collaboration that, say, software development on a largish project does (been there too). As for distributed tools for getting work done, give me a text-based conferencing system any day. (I'll admit my bias: I wrote CoSy (BIX, NIX, etc) back in the day). Combine that with an easy way to include sketches or markup (tried it with NAPLPS but the user interface just wasn't there yet) and you'd be (almost) all set.

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  36. The temptation... by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

    To hang a sign under the screen with an arrow pointing up and the word "nerd" on it would be really high...

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    1. Re:The temptation... by blazer1024 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but that might be a bit redundant...

  37. yeah its cool, but... by Macrosoft0 · · Score: 0

    ...he cant bang his sexy assistant with a robot

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    1. Re:yeah its cool, but... by McGregorMortis · · Score: 1

      Have you seen Demon Seed?

    2. Re:yeah its cool, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new roomba+coatrack+cellphone+digital camera with facial recognition+automatic weaponry+hacking overlords.

  38. My Vision for the Future by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    A building empty of humans, yet full of robots. How surreal would it be to observe a meeting of 5 or 10 robots in a room, and not one human. Though maybe one janitor in the building to plug everyone in at night. Everybody at home. Sign me up!

  39. Reminds me of a book I read yonks ago by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    This was one of the young adult science books of the 50's. The premise is you've got this young kid who is good with science and his mom becomes the housekeeper for your sterotypical 1950's science genius who invents all sorts of crap. One of the stories was about an invisibility suit. I wondered how they'd try to BS around it. Turns out there was never an invisibility suit but a set of VR goggles and control gloves that allows you to pilot a robotic dragonfly. It's so small it can easily be overlooked, thus giving the operator the practical benefits of invisibility for spying and other things. I was impressed that such an advanced idea came out a book that had to have been written in the early 60's.

    The thing I thought of when reading the story, wouldn't something like that make a killer assassination weapon? After all, they say that a droplet of the deadliest nerve agents could kill dozens, how much of that droplet could you fit in a mechanical stinger? I read Dune shortly thereafter and was all pissed Herbert stole my idea before I thought of it. But just think of how dangerous that sort of thing would be, especially if there needn't even be an operator. Something the size of a wasp just buzzing around and waiting for a target. Instead of the old cliche of the hired gunman setting himself up with a sniper rifle overlooking where his target will be, you'll instead have a guy shaking out a jarful of biomechanical killer bugs.

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    1. Re:Reminds me of a book I read yonks ago by rootus-rootus · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the Danny Dunn books... Actually, for juveniles, they were rather better done with *real* science, instead of this Jimmy Neutron crap.

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    2. Re:Reminds me of a book I read yonks ago by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the Danny Dunn books... Actually, for juveniles, they were rather better done with *real* science, instead of this Jimmy Neutron crap. Yeah, that sounds like the right name. There was another set of books I simply cannot remember the names of that were quite good, I want to call it science squad or something. Basically it was a group of kids using technical wizardry to solve mysteries and prank the adults of their town, usually pranking the adults. The story I remember the best is this one where they took an old store mannequin and rigged it up atop a tall store downtown. Everybody thinks it's a jumper and so they're trying to talk him down. The kids rigged up a set of speakers in the thing and they're sassing the mayor. "Who are you?" "I'm a mexican jumping bean! Wanna see me jump?" When the fire department gets a ladder truck up there and are going up to get the guy down, the kids hit another button that opens the valve to a helium tank that fills up a war surplus weather balloon and floats the dummy away. They then have to race to get to where the dummy lands before the rest of the adults do so they can preserve the mystery of the prank.

      For the life of me I can't remember the name of the series.
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    3. Re:Reminds me of a book I read yonks ago by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      For the life of me I can't remember the name of the series. Whoops, my brain just burped up the title. Mad Scientists' Club. Damn, that was some good stuff.
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    4. Re:Reminds me of a book I read yonks ago by AJWM · · Score: 1

      biomechanical killer bugs.

      Runaway (with Tom Selleck and Gene Simmons, among others), although the killer bugs are more rat sized than bug sized.

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  40. Super Dave beat you to this by Bootle · · Score: 1

    RIP Arrested Development, we hardly knew ye!

  41. Better Name: IvanaGoAnywhere by purduephotog · · Score: 1

    I was hoping for a better name than IvanAnywhere, but IvanGoAnywhere would be more marketable.

  42. Robot Telepresence at Johns Hopkins Hospital by cheezitmike · · Score: 1

    Johns Hopkins University Hospital in Baltimore has a similar telepresence robot to help a doctor do rounds in the urology clinic. I saw a presentation about it at a telemedicine conference last May. The doctor can cover two hospitals and still check on his patients at whichever hospital he isn't physically present at that day. Or he can check on patients in the middle of the night immediately instead of having to drive 45 minutes from his home to the hospital. Here's a story from the Washington Post about JHU's "Dr. Robot".

  43. Do robots have curry breath? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Indian outsourcers are licking their e-chops.

  44. Features... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Does it come with an "Eviscerate" command as well? There would be a high demand for pwning annoying coworkers via remote control.

  45. So let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is uncomfortable with the technology he is using to do his job so instead of biting the bullet and suffering through the agony of going to meetings in his PJs, he wastes time and effort to make a device that essentially does the same thing he would do anyway, but on wheels and with a camera.

    I applaud his initiative. I can see a big market for this.
    A big pointy-haired market.

  46. Little desk? by Clith · · Score: 1

    I think the robot should have a desk which is a scale model of the remote user's actual desk at home. And maybe a little box with a door that can be closed to represent being n/a. (with a moon carved into the door)

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  47. HeadThere Giraffe by oogie · · Score: 1

    This seems like a non-commercial version of the telepresence robot my company ( http://www.headthere.com/ ) has been working on. http://www.headthere.com/products.html We are currently signing up beta customers at: http://www.headthere.com/ -Dan

  48. Take your ... by corifornia · · Score: 0

    Take your robot to work day?
    PS, I love the cardboard and tape keeping the bottom together.

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  49. Funny how these things.... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    Funny how these things that I've been meaning to do get invented by other people. Guess this is a sign to GET OFF MY BUTT and actually do them. Of course, if I did build my telepresence robot, I ~could~ get things done, yet STILL sit on my butt!

    PROFIT! /silly

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  50. Brilliant Paradigm Downshift. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We'd save a lot more energy spent commuting."

    Just think of what we're saving by sending manufacturing overseas (the type of jobs you commute to) and going with an information-based economy. e.g. movies, music, games, books, software, etc.

  51. Better name ... by PPH · · Score: 1
    ... Gort.

    Only responds to the command, "Barada nikto!"

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  52. Neat but not likely to catch on widespread by cycle003 · · Score: 1

    While this robot is pretty neat and may work for one or so people, I don't believe it will be practical enough to become widespread. It seems that widespread videoconferencing would cheaper and more practical than deploying more than a few of these per organization. I can just see everyone watching video of everyone else's robot. Also, my broadband seems to be down on the order of minutes/day, so I can imagine what it would be doing or where it would be stuck during such downtime.

    Don't get me wrong, I think that this guy is clever and inventive and that such robots definitely have their place. I just don't think it's presently a viable solution for telecommuting.

  53. ten year old science fiction--Einsteins Bridge by way2trivial · · Score: 1
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  54. Cardboard? by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't just be easier to send a life size cardboard cutout of yourself to the office?

    1. Re:Cardboard? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but after a week or two, the boss might catch on.

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  55. the other way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about an Manager Ivan in your home making sure your not slacking off..... :(

  56. the factory of the future... by rbrewer123 · · Score: 1

    ...will have two employees: a man and a dog. The man's job will be to feed the dog. The dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment. --Warren G. Bennis

  57. Avoid travel too by macemoneta · · Score: 1

    If an office had a few "guest" telepresence droids available, instead of hopping on a plane you could just move your connection to an available droid. As fast as teleportation, and two or three visits would pay for the unit in airline and hotel cost avoidance. It would have met the requirements of better than 90% of the times I've had to travel for business. Put a couple of waldoes on it, and we're approaching 99%.

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  58. Ob-joke by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    In other words, you just don't like people. I suggest a lock for your office door. That way neither the robots or the people will be able to bother you. If he's a grumpy old man, that might not be enough. Robots are everywhere- he needs to be prepared if the metal ones come after him.... and they will.

    He needs Old Glory Insurance.
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  59. Your plastic pal who's fun to be with! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Now, if this robot would do the chit-chat and socializing stuff for you autonomously and then report to you the relevant information, that would be a feature. Yeah, but what if your robot takes the socialising too far and it turns out it had an affair with one of your co-workers? You get fired over something your robot slave did, and *he* was the one who actually got to sleep with her.

    Though if the co-worker is a robot too, that might not be such a loss; well, unless you're the stereotypical Slashdotter, that is :-)
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  60. Like a Cylon... by CheapScott · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the Cylons from the new Battlestar Gallactica. Imagine that there are many of these IvanAnywheres in an office, just waiting for people to connect-into from home. You wheel yourself into a co-worker's office and piss him off. He "kills" you, completely dismantling your "body" into its component LCD, speakers, wheels, motors, pulling the wires from the housing....meanwhile, you've uploaded yourself into a new "body" and have wheeled up behind him so you can continue your "conversation"...weird.

  61. PROP: The same thing, done in 1994 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    John Canny and Eric Paulos at UC Berkeley built exactly the same system in 1994, right down to the design. The project was called "Personal Roving Presence", or PROP. The only difference was that the PROP design didn't use cardboard boxes. They also built the blimp-based telepresence systems that were hinted at in the article.

    Everything's online at http://prop.org./ Thirteen years ago, before wireless networks, this was extremely forward-thinking on Canny/Paulos's part. It was even used to give tours of UC Berkeley's CS building.

    Interesting to see it's making a comeback.

  62. Heh by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Heh. Funny take on the stereotype, I must say.

    That said, hmm, what would I say? "Go back to work," most likely.

    See, just for the sake of ruining a good joke, the first couple of messages for today were written at home, the one you answer to was written during the break (I have to take at least 30 minutes break daily, and there's not much more to do in that area), and this one is written at home again.

    (Now, mind you, you could make a good point as to why the heck am I here first thing after entering my home. But, hey, allow an old nerd to have his vices;)

    But I'm guessing you were only making fun of the stereotype, right? Same as "you're on Slashdot so you never got laid" and the rest, right? ;)

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    1. Re:Heh by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      5:30AM to 2:00 PM (in my time zone, I guess) is only am 8.5 hour work day, including travel to and from work. But, my boss told us that everyone works 12 hour days, so we shouldn't complain?

    2. Re:Heh by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      I've been there only 7:30 hours today, out of which 30 minutes was that break. Leaves plenty of time for driving, especially since I live close to work, doesn't it? I never saw much point in commuting half-way across the country, like some of my co-workers do. My time is more valuable than that. (I could post on Slashdot in that time, for example;)

      Downside, I'll have to work longer on some other day(s) to get the monthly total right. It's called flex-time. (And admittedly my version of it is pretty chaotic and at times arguably bizarre. But my boss hasn't complained yet.)

      That said, if you're actually required to work 12 hours a day, ouch. You have my sympathy. You sure earned your right to complain all you want, if anyone asks me.

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  63. Mirrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be sure to steer the robot in front of a mirror every so often. You never know how they're dressing it on days you're out of the office.

  64. Why stop there, why not have several copies by posys · · Score: 1
    Why stop there, why not have several robotic "clones" of yourself each apply for, and work a different job while you stay at home doing what you REALLY want to do anyway.

    Hello, this points to what TEAM INFINITY calls the ROBOTIC WAGELESS ECONOMYwhich SO MUCH more than having a ROBO_CLONE show up instead of you to your job, and is getting ready to change the world in a breathtaking way. This can happen faster, in your NEAR future, if you get involved to help create the demand for this by lobbying and educating your leaders and others.

    http://teaminfinity.com/ROBO_CLONE_ME_aitocs_hsls

    http://teaminfinity.com/MCFAQ.shtml

    http://teaminfinity.com/writings/MagnaCartaES.html in Espanol tambien

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    1. Re:Why stop there, why not have several copies by phreakincool · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the problem is that people will become used to the robot you and not you. Also, what if robot you starts doing a better job than you?

  65. More useful when I'm IN the office by finlandia1869 · · Score: 1

    I'll use this when I'm IN the office. Now I can barricade people in their offices so that they can't run away before I ask them for things! Or keep them after work until I get what they promised me a week ago. All it needs is hardpoints for small arms and melee weapons and I'll have a perfect workflow enforcement machine. Let's see you blow off my quad chart request now, sucker!

  66. Oblig by devilspgd · · Score: 1

    this probably says more about how much you value *sexual* contact He is posting on /. here ya know...
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  67. Old news! Circa 2001... http://www.prop.org/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing new under the sun....
    http://www.prop.org/

    Saw a demo of this in SF back in the day. Along with the iBomb. Good times.

    And speaking of 9mm's, check out his Gallery Shooting Gallery.

  68. I wonder if by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    the female employees notice him when he's ogling them...

    Put a zoom lens on his camera, and I'd have some fun with that. Close-up cleavage views!

    Yeah, yeah, nerd humor! Sue me!

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  69. Catching up with the paradigm shift. by argent · · Score: 1

    If we're getting flushed down the paradigm then cutting expenses is even more important. Robot telecommuters can help.

    Of course, manufacturing can also be roboticised too. In fact, you know, that already happens so often it's old hat. Manufacturing led the way, it's the "information economy" that's playing catch up.

  70. Tip of the Iceberg of GREAT NEWS !! by posys · · Score: 1
    This is the tip of the iceberg folks, do you realize the significance of this news as more and more people wake up and realize that you could make several robotic "clones" of yourself, and as the technology inevitably improves, sending them out to apply for great jobs, then having them commute to those jobs while you stay at home or the beach and cash the checks, while money still works the way it does, as we transition into the FULL BLOWN ROBOTIC WAGELESS ECONOMY ?

    http://teaminfinity.com/COMMUNIQUE_12542.html

    http://teaminfinity.com/ROBO_CLONE_ME_aitocs_hsls

    http://teaminfinity.com/MCFAQ.shtml

    http://teaminfinity.com/writings/MagnaCartaES.html in Espanol tambien

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    1. Re:Tip of the Iceberg of GREAT NEWS !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, your site is SO hard to read. Good thing I'm not epileptic.

  71. Barnicle on the ass of productivity. by das_magpie · · Score: 1

    I cannot see how this would aid in productivity all that much.

    I work from home sometimes because I get twice as much work done because there is no temptation to keep getting involved in conversations and cracking jokes if there is an important meeting on a day I have elected to work from home I just change my days around and make sure I am there to attend.

    I also cannot see how this would save great amounts of energy, if 5 people in 20 offices had this going there is 5 people who have power supplied to there workspace and aren't using it, and to add to it are sitting at home using power, I do not see where the benefit there is at all, lets face it getting a train into work that would run whether I am on it or not is not going to save any power.

  72. A stepping stone by billcopc · · Score: 1

    I really like this idea. It may not be much, but it's one step toward "true" telecommuting... god what an ugly word.

    Let's face it: most of the work done in an office doesn't require human contact. That means less land and real estate wasted on office space, a LOT less fuel wasted on the daily commute, a ton of time saved by not being jammed up in traffic two hours per day, and a few efficiency perks that naturally occur in the home, like not going out for lunch and working in a relaxed, more productive rhythm.

    Let's be logical here: What's the sense in having an office if you're only using it a third of the time ? The cost of an employee is significant greater than their salary, and most of the extra is going into a black hole, with high rent, utility and infrastructure costs. Trim off some of that fat and pay your staff better wages instead, the employer can still save money in the end.

    I don't care if you have kids, teach them to respect your busy time. Drop them off at a daycare center if you must. Is it going to work for everyone ? No, of course not, but it can make a huge difference when it works.

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  73. How does it open doors? by inline_four · · Score: 1

    I dig the idea, but how does it open doors? I'm actually thinking more about having a robot at home to check up on my cat and maybe interact with my wife when she's there. This would be mostly just for fun, no real need at the moment, but you never know. The door issue is stumping me though. Didn't seem to be mentioned in the article.

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