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'Gamercize' Cardio at Our Desk

Gustoman writes "A new device that hit the market this week may not be able to help you put in fewer hours in the office, but it can help you get a good cardio workout while you're troubleshooting that laptop or reviewing that spreadsheet. Gamercize, a British company, this week launched the GZ PC-Sport & Power Steppe, which is designed to fit underneath a standard-sized desk so someone can sit at their computer or talk on the telephone while using the stepper. Gamercize officials note that the machine is not just a small version of a StairMaster machine that you'd find at the gym. The machine can be hooked up to a keyboard or mouse through a USB port. The user can set it up so they can use the stepper whenever they want, or they can prevent their keyboard or mouse from working unless they're exercising. There are five settings on the under-desk step machine. The lowest setting lets workers simply exercise their legs at an easy pace whenever they want. At the top level, the work out is much harder and the user must exercise to keep his or her keyboard or mouse working. At the lowest setting, a user could burn 100 to 200 calories an hour. At the top level, it is possible to burn as many as 500 calories an hour. (That's like burning off the equivalent of an entire milk shake.)"

176 comments

  1. Ok, by AltGrendel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So why don't they set it up to recharge your laptop battery too?

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    1. Re:Ok, by ODD97 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, if there is a useful benefit, it no longer counts as "exercise" and becomes "work", and therefore a drudgery that should be avoided. This is the same reason most Americans don't ride their bikes to work, or walk to nearby stores.

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    2. Re:Ok, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's too brilliant to work. Nobody will buy that.

    3. Re:Ok, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you know, being hit by cars who couldn't care less about walkers or cyclists.

    4. Re:Ok, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go look at the pictures:
      http://www.gamercize.net/pcsport.htm

      You're going to spend your day cracking your knees into your desk or leaning forward and gaining back problems as you try to reach the keyboard.

    5. Re:Ok, by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      If you have to wait for an energy making device to compress or rotate with every motion, it makes it really difficult. If you use a super low resistance system so it doesn't feel like you're doing anything but hopping on a normal mat type thing, then it doesn't generate much electricity. Btw I don't want my office smelling like sweaty, fat people. And if they'd solve that problem with ventillation, I'd just pull out the DDR mats. Woo!

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    6. Re:Ok, by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      I've not had that problem.

      I can't drive (vision), and ride my bike to work, and walk to the store all the time.

      And I live in Ohio (we drive like New Yorkers, but without any good reason to do so)

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    7. Re:Ok, by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or, you know, being hit by cars who couldn't care less about walkers or cyclists.

      Exactly, I submitted this as a slashdot story a while ago, but some random diatribe about the RIAA was more important I guess. But anyway, Americans are 8x as likely(pdf warning and beefy academic paper warning, though there are graphs) to die per bicycle trip than their European counterparts.

      First and foremost, Americans seem to have this opinion that if you aren't driving then you are defective and your life isn't worth their inconvenience anyhow.

      Secondly is the SUV. It needs to be banned tomorrow. Those things pose more of a risk to the safety and well being of the United States than any terrorist has, ever.

    8. Re:Ok, by snoyberg · · Score: 1

      Just yesterday I was riding my bike back from work. I just starting biking occasionally last week when I got my bike from my parents. In the course of a 40 minutes ride, I had the following:

      Honked at by cars for riding in the street
      Yelled at by pedestrians for riding on the sidewalk
      Cut off by cars not paying any attention (when I say cut off, I mean I stopped the bike two inches from this guy's car)
      Had dogs jump in front of me

      All in all, a hair-raising experience. I live in LA (riding down Wilshire Blvd), and I'm told here's one of the most dangerous places to ride.

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    9. Re:Ok, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing I like more than riding my bike 20 miles to work, working all day, then a nice relaxing 20 mile ride home.

    10. Re:Ok, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be useful to power the XO laptops in third world countries.

    11. Re:Ok, by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      This is the same reason most Americans don't ride their bikes to work, or walk to nearby stores. I'd think the lack of office shower facilities would play a part...
    12. Re:Ok, by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      I live in Austin, and we're a huge bike town, and STILL I'll have assholes come into the bike lane and stop suddenly assuming it's a shoulder, or just start edging over into my lane when I'm running parallel to them. Usually I think it's pretty proper to kick dents in their door. If they complain, I can always claim they were attempting to murder me, and I have a right to self defence. That having been said, run for a half hour, and do calisthenics for a half hour, three times a week. That way you're not making awkward workout sounds in the middle of an otherwise quiet office.

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    13. Re:Ok, by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      (WARNING: bad joke ahead) Austin? That's Texas! It's leagal to just shoot people there, right?

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    14. Re:Ok, by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Secondly is the SUV. It needs to be banned tomorrow. Those things pose more of a risk to the safety and well being of the United States than any terrorist has, ever.

      Gee, and here I was, thinking stupid drivers that run over bicyclists were the real problem.

      Remember, the size of the vehicle you use doesn't matter: right of way is 1/2m * v^2. You see, mass is only a first-order term, but velocity is a second order term. Notice how bicycles have neither mass nor velocity, but even a Toyota Rollerskate Hybrid(tm) on a densely populated residential road will be going 18 miles an hour over the posted limit.

      As an aside, it's not always the drivers fault a bicyclist got hit. A few of the bicyclists I've witnessed (and missed!)

      • Wearing dark clothes at night without reflectors
      • Zig-zagging back and forth between lanes across the center line because you're 8 years old and should never be untied from your leash in the front yard.
      • Ignoring traffic signals - "I can go on red because stoplights are for cars!"
      • Listening to mp3 players

      Americans are 8x as likely(pdf warning and beefy academic paper warning, though there are graphs) to die per bicycle trip than their European counterparts.

      Yes, but Europe doesn't have cars.

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    15. Re:Ok, by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Remember, the size of the vehicle you use doesn't matter

      Actually, large SUVs are a significant hazard to smaller vehicles (e.g. normal passenger cars and bicycles) because they completely block the view of the other drivers/riders. This is a problem whether the SUV is in motion or is parked - I often encounter situations here in Seattle where someone has parked their giant-ass SUV right at a street corner, so when I get to the intersection, I can't see the oncoming traffic without edging so far out into the intersection that I am partially blocking the closer lane.
      Station wagons weren't a problem, and most other large vehicles aren't either because they only partially block the vision of other drivers (e.g. a big truck's cab will block my vision, but the bed is almost always low enough that I can see over it).

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    16. Re:Ok, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without knowing the entire story your story shows us part of the problem with the motorist/cyclist relationship:

      Is a cyclist part of traffic or not?

      If a cyclist is part of traffic than they need to obey all the traffic laws. It seems like all the people on bikes that I see riding around will ride on the wrong side of the street to avoid waiting to turn left at a red light, will run red lights, etc. In other words, it seems like they just want the best of both worlds.

      Now I know not all cyclists are like this, however those who do this sure ruin it for the guys that know what they should be doing.

    17. Re:Ok, by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      SUVs also have giant blind spots but SUV drivers like to pretend that they don't have giant blind spots. I HATE HATE HATE HATE riding my bike anywhere near an SUV because SUV drivers assume that if they cannot see something, it's not really there(and to them it isn't, I'm not a threat to their safety, they are a threat to mine). Not to mention that on narrow roads, SUVs bulk usually prevents them from keeping a safe distance from riders, esp. when there is oncoming traffic. Your space on the road should be inversely proportional to the amount of fossil fuels you use. Therefore, bikes get the most room, fuel efficient cars get the next most, and SUVs can get a tiny sliver of the road that is poorly maintained. That would be the ideal situation.

      I obey all traffic laws, and the only times I have ever come close to being hit, the driver was breaking a law in an SUV.

    18. Re:Ok, by Dysan2k · · Score: 1

      Uphill, both ways, in the snow?

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    19. Re:Ok, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you need a reason. It doesn't have to be a good reason though.

    20. Re:Ok, by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      Actually, large SUVs are a significant hazard to smaller vehicles

      So... Don't buy a tiny car. Don't punish those who take safety into consideration when purchasing a vehicle.

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    21. Re:Ok, by dan828 · · Score: 1

      I did this for about two years when I was in my mid twenties-- riding 15 miles to/from work (30 miles round trip) down dirt roads and back alleyways on a mountain bike. And while it was a PITA at times, all and all it was an enjoyable experience. It was a great way to wake up in the morning, and a nice way to wind down after work, and I was probably in the best shape of my life at the time. I wish that I was able to do it now.

    22. Re:Ok, by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      SUV's are actually no safer than smaller cars (i'm talking your corollas, civics, etc, not smartcars).

      drivers in SUV's don't have the same vision out the back that smaller cars do, and they have bigger blind spots. most people who drive them don't take any of that into consideration because they think that they're safer and can do no harm.

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    23. Re:Ok, by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      But... they're not the "smaller vehicles" in question. Evidently SUVs make the roads significantly more unsafe for them, y'see

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    24. Re:Ok, by turpie · · Score: 1

      "drivers in SUV's don't have the same vision out the back that smaller cars do"
      No they are often better as the driver is positioned higher relative to the rear window.

      http://www.racv.com.au/wps/wcm/connect/Internet/Primary/my+car/car+safety/new+car+safety/reversing+visibility/

    25. Re:Ok, by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      except SUV's are longer. so being higher doesn't mean anything, unless you mean a jeep wrangler (and is that even an SUV?).

      being higher in a vehicle doesn't make it safer, it just makes you higher.

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    26. Re:Ok, by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      SUVs also have giant blind spots but SUV drivers like to pretend that they don't have giant blind spots.

      They don't if the mirrors are adjusted properly and actually used. I have *much* better visibility around me in my extended-cab truck than I do in my wife's Elantra, primarily because the mirrors on my truck are large enough to actually be useful.

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    27. Re:Ok, by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

      I can vouch for this. I used to love bicycling when I was a kid, but when my family moved here to Vermont things got...different. In the summer in downtown Middlebury, they have police on bicycles, and they'll ticket you for riding on the sidewalks...despite the fact that riding in the street makes people honk at and try to kill you. (Also despite the fact that the bicycle cops are usually riding on the sidewalks. Hell, I wouldn't mind having to ride in the street if I had a Glock strapped to my hip.)

      The first from last day of my sophomore year in High School, I was coming down the winding hill from the school towards downtown (At high speed), when some mouthbreather in the back of a pickup coming the opposite way decided it'd be funny if he yelled "Hey, catch!" and threw a water balloon at me. It hit me as I was leaning into the turn, and one of my pedals caught the asphalt sending me crashing to the ground, sliding a ways, then cartwheeling once or twice. No one saw a goddamn thing, of course. My hands and knees were torn up, my nose was bleeding, and I was like a quarter mile from home... I could have easily been killed if it weren't for my helmet. My face got close enough to the road surface that it ripped my sunglasses off. And my bike (Which I had just recently bought) was totaled. I haven't ridden a bike since. Though, it's mostly because I'm too cheap to buy a new one, or replace 60% of the moving bits on my old one...which I still have, like ten years later.

      Known fact: Americans are sons of bitches, and we're probably all better off dead or something.

      That I've got no problem saying that should be an indication of the fact there is no civilization here.

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    28. Re:Ok, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The kind of SUVs soccer moms and posers drive won't have mirrors like yourd - they'd spoil the appearance.

    29. Re:Ok, by turpie · · Score: 1

      It does makes the line of sight angle better. Did you look at the link I provided?

      According the RACV study Large 4WD's (SUV's) aren't much different to medium and large cars.
      For example:
        5.6 metres - Toyota Landcruiser 100 Series (5 Door Wagon)
        8.2 metres - Nissan Maxima (Sedan)
        5.5 metres - Subaru Liberty 2.5i (5 Door Wagon)
      (I've picked models that should be available in the US as well as Australia where the study was done.)
      Only vehicles in the Small Cars category were significantly better than 4WDs, but that is an unfair comparison as they don't have anywhere near the same capacity.

      Note that I'm not advocating everyone buy 4WDs/SUVs, in fact unless you are going to actually use the offroad capabilities a regular vehicle would be a much better purchase.

  2. Basement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But in my momma's basement, I don't have a desk.....

    And besides, consuming 3 Mountain Dew's per hour more than offsets the measly 100 calories they claim I could burn.

    1. Re:Basement by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      And you must be getting some exercise when you're sitting at your computer. Just look how well-developed the muscles in your right forearm are!

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  3. I better hurry up by TheDrewbert · · Score: 1

    and patent my self winding iPod

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  4. Come on . . . by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 3, Interesting

    . . . is it *really* that hard to get to the gym or outside to exercise? Sometimes a break away from your desk is a good thing. Stuff like this just preserves the sweatshop mentality already too prevalent in many IT shops. Just my .02.

    1. Re:Come on . . . by barzok · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes.

      I get up at 6:15, get myself ready for work, eat breakfast, get my kid ready for daycare, go to work, get home, make dinner or feed the kid, spend quality time with him, put him to bed, and by that time it's 9 PM or later. I have 2 hours left in the day to do anything else I need to do (pay bills, manage some household stuff, etc.) and then I'm back in bed.

      I tried exercising after 9. It kept me up till 12:30 AM while my body spun down and I was useless the next day.

    2. Re:Come on . . . by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I get up at 6:15, get myself ready for work, eat breakfast, get my kid ready for daycare, go to work, get home, make dinner or feed the kid, spend quality time with him, put him to bed, and by that time it's 9 PM or later. I have 2 hours left in the day to do anything else I need to do (pay bills, manage some household stuff, etc.) and then I'm back in bed.
      You have a kid... this implies you have had sex.

      Speaking for a large portion of the slashdot population...

      What's it like?

      Seriously, though, I'm in the same boat. What I've discovered is that there is unused time to at least go for short walks (lunchtime, for example -- 10 mins (maximum) to eat, 20 minutes to walk around the parking lot/campus. I've also discovered that 4:30 AM is a great time to go for a walk -- I bring a bottle of water, and this wake-up ritual has replaced my early-morning coffee. It's amazing how much more energy I have throughout the day if I begin with some moderate exercise. I suppose an exercise bike would serve the same purpose, and give me a better workout while allowing me to still catch the news.
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    3. Re:Come on . . . by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Have you considered running your kid to daycare on your shoulders?

      Sorry, that was just a funny image to me.

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    4. Re:Come on . . . by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Or ride your bike to work.

      Instead of wasting time in the car/bus on the ride to/from work, you can get in a lot of your excercise.

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    5. Re:Come on . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the crazy drivers around here, I would probably die the first day I tried that.

    6. Re:Come on . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a kid... this implies you have had sex.

      Not necessarily. The kid's midi-chlorian count may simply be off the scale.

    7. Re:Come on . . . by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised. Probably aren't many places worse than Ohio (Imagine NY City, but with room to actually accelerat to speeds faster than granny-needs-a-knee-replacement), and it can be done safely here.

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    8. Re:Come on . . . by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 1

      I'm also raising small children, so I know how it is.

      Because I'm a programmer and my schedule isn't appointment driven, I take off for the gym between 1 and 3 pm. Then I work a couple hours in the evening after the kids are in bed. Why 1-3 pm? Because I'm useless then anyway. I'll sit and stare through my monitor getting nothing done, and then snap out of it 90 minutes later wondering where the time went.

      Of course, YMWV with your job/kids/boss situation.

    9. Re:Come on . . . by deroby · · Score: 1

      In fact, that is exactly what *I* do ... well, 2 days a week in each case.

      And in all honesty I probably should add that the daycare is only 500m away from my house, so that means I do 500m * 2 (= up and down) * 2 (bring & fetch) = 4 km in the week for that particular purpose, but hey, it's a start, and yes it indeed is energizing!

      (The other days of the week I need to drive to work and since it's on my route, I use the car to bring her...)

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    10. Re:Come on . . . by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I lift weights 3 times a week for an hour and a half, and try to squeeze in a half-hour of cardio after lifting. It's not easy to break out huge amounts of time to dedicate exclusively to exercise and nothing else. There's a great deal of things I'd rather be doing with my time outside of work but I don't have the option of not going to the gym, and I'm still barely getting enough to keep fat at a "normal" level.

      Light cardio can be done for a long long time and burns off large amounts of calories with relatively little duress. There is definitely a place for in the lives of certain people out there. Certainly not everyone, perhaps even just a niche, but it's there. I would love to be able to get light exercise for long periods of time rather than pounding it all into a short timespan and still running out of time.

    11. Re:Come on . . . by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I have you beat - I carry my daughter down to daycare... in the elevator. I work from home and have the daycare center in my building. I could get really fat, but this is New York, so I don't have a car.

      I used to take the stairs, but they are sort of lethal.

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    12. Re:Come on . . . by SQLGuru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My youngest is 9. I'm home when she gets off the bus (I work 6am to 3pm, thanks to flexible work hours). We spend 30 minutes a day walking around the neighborhood and chatting about her day. Some days we stop at the neighborhood park (less exercise for me, but keeps her motivated to continue). Sure, it isn't heart-pumping cardio, but movement is movement. I start cooking at 4 and supper is ready by 4:30 (when the next one gets home from middle school). Homework and housework are allocated about an hour to two depending on what needs to be done. Usually by 6 (when my wife gets home), the rest of the evening is left for side work and relaxation until it's time for bath and bed, but I could easily squeeze in an hour of exercise if I wanted to.

      If you arrange your schedule right, you can find the time.

      Layne

    13. Re:Come on . . . by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      You make time for the things that are important. In your estimation, working out isn't important enough. That's fine but don't act like there isn't time because there is. You just don't want to bump anything to do it. While my kids were younger and in need of more attention, I would work out before work. Yes, that meant getting up at 5AM, but it's better than the after 9PM scenario you mention for the exact reason you mention.

    14. Re:Come on . . . by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Funny

      You have a kid... this implies you have had sex.

      Speaking for a large portion of the slashdot population...

      What's it like?


      Actually it just implies that his wife had sex. ;)

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    15. Re:Come on . . . by barzok · · Score: 1

      But to get up at 5 AM, I'd have to go to sleep at 10 AM. Which reduces my time to do the other things I need to do by another hour.

    16. Re:Come on . . . by barzok · · Score: 1

      You're partially right. In relation to spending time with my infant son, "working out" definitely is not important enough.

    17. Re:Come on . . . by Non-Huffable+Kitten · · Score: 1

      Yes, though for me the problem is not time, but motivation (I don't find exercise fun at all) and figuring out where to go/what sport to do. This gadget sounds like it could actually be useful for me (it could even solve two problems at once since I tend to sit at horribly unergonomic positions in my chair).

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    18. Re:Come on . . . by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i have a 30mile 1 way drive to work.. and that is with the interstate - something i really don't want to be on a bike anywhere near.. hell i don't feel safe on it and i drive a volvo

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    19. Re:Come on . . . by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      Partially right? I'm completely right. I also don't blame my children for my own lack of exercise.

    20. Re:Come on . . . by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      maybe your local army surplus store carries M4 Shermans?

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    21. Re:Come on . . . by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i wonder how hard it is to get a permit for that gun and the right to carry live ammo for it - you know for the pesky jackasses on the road

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    22. Re:Come on . . . by Flammon · · Score: 1

      I exercise 2-4 hours per day.

      5:00 - Alarm
      5:00 - 5:30, 6:00 Do the odd thing on the computer, read news, work on website.
      6:00 - 7:30 Excercise. Run about 18km
      7:30 - 8:30 Shower, get to work.
      8:30 - 17:00 Work
      17:30 - 18:30 Run for another hour
      18:30 - 19:00 Eat with family (Wife and two children, 9 and 10)
      19:00 - 20:00 Calisthenics (while watching TV)
      20:00 - 21:00 Spend more time with family
      21:00 - 5:00 Sleep

      I can run a 5k in 16:33 and I'm also geek. My UID should be enough proof. This is an average schedule. Some days I exercise less to go to my son's ball hockey game etc. My wife is an angel and takes care of the homework, meals, cleaning etc.

    23. Re:Come on . . . by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      But to get up at 5 AM, I'd have to go to sleep at 10 AM. Which reduces my time to do the other things I need to do by another hour. Well if you're only up for 5 hours I can see how you're running out of time :P
    24. Re:Come on . . . by yarbo · · Score: 1

      I work out for an hour during my lunch breaks 3x a work week. I eat at my desk when I get back. Your workout doesn't even have to be an hour if you can't spare it. Do a few body weight squats (as a warmup), an upper body pushing exercise (pushups, dumbbell or barbell bench press or overhead press), an upper body pulling exercise (rows, pullups/chinups), and a lower body exercise (weighted squats, deadlifts, lunges, stepups, etc...) each for two sets and you could easily be done in 15-20 minutes. You could do this with dumbbells or barbells, or you could find body weight exercises or use sandbags or any number of different things.

    25. Re:Come on . . . by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      I think that would make you the pesky jackass on the road, haha.

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    26. Re:Come on . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get up between 5 and 5:30 am, eat breakfast, take a shower (then use a mineral salt deodorant stone that prevents odor even if you sweat), get dressed, ride my recumbent trike 3.1 miles to the bus stop, then take the bus to work. It takes about a half hour longer to get to work that way than driving, but I save about a gallon or so of gas. I dress so that I won't sweat too much, although the mineral salt keeps bacteria from growing in my armpits so they don't smell even if I do sweat a lot. When I need to transport a bunch of stuff or one or two of my kids, I attach a small lightweight trailer to my trike. I usually pay bills on-line during down-time at work. This morning I missed the bus and ended up pedaling 11.5 miles to work, which took about 80 minutes. My wife stays home with our 3 kids and homeschools them so I don't have to deal with getting the kids ready for anything. In the last month I've lost 10 lbs from cycling an average of about 6 miles each work day. It can be challenging, and sometimes it's hard to get motivated to ride when my legs are tired or sore or when it's cold, raining or snowing, but it feels good to know that I'm saving money, reducing my dependence on foreign oil and getting healthier. I've ridden a bike for about 20 years and only been hit or run off the road 4 times. Two of those times were the year I was in Korea.

  5. Milkshake? by onion2k · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's like burning off the equivalent of an entire milk shake.

    If you're drinking 500 calorie milkshakes then this is probably something you need. If you can fit it under the desk with your huge fat legs. ;)
    1. Re:Milkshake? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      If they're talking junkfood quality milkshakes, they'll probably be 500.
      If you make one yourself with good ingredients (low fat milk and icecream, artificial sweetener, fresh fruit), it'll be about 250 for the same size.

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    2. Re:Milkshake? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      If you make one yourself with good ingredients (low fat milk and icecream, artificial sweetener, fresh fruit), it'll be about 250 for the same size.

      Hmm. Artificially filtered milk, artificially filtered and sweetened ice cream, artificial sweetener -- and fresh fruit. Yep, them's good ingredients! Just like Grandma used to make!

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    3. Re:Milkshake? by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Funny, I was thinking the exact opposite. An eight oz serving of your average vanilla ice cream (which is like, three scoops) has over 500 cals in it and that's before you add the milk, strawberries, banana, chocolate chips, or whatever. A typical fast food milkshake isn't much better clocking in at about 500 cals for a large. Seems like a perfectly reasonable example to me.

    4. Re:Milkshake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia 500 calorie milkshakes burn YOU!

    5. Re:Milkshake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      500 calories = two beers

    6. Re:Milkshake? by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      If you're drinking 500 calorie milkshakes then this is probably something you need. If you can fit it under the desk with your huge fat legs. ;)
      it's "big boned" you insensitive clod. all those milkshakes have a lot of calcium.
    7. Re:Milkshake? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      How do you artificially filter milk? I had to do some work at a dairy for several month a while back while I was working on a food technology project (in the old chem eng days). The pasteurizer did nothing more than heat the milk quickly and cool it back down quickly (HTST Pasteurization). Anther centrifuge separated out a lot of the fat to make it skim, 1%, 2%, etc. Another machine homogenized it by putting it through a tight pored filter. It was still milk when it came out. It just makes sure the fat doesn't separate out when it is left standing. Over all the commercial milk process is pretty straight up to me. Seeing it actually made me feel better about the whole thing. Very clean and controlled. Nothing artificial added to anything that I saw. They didn't make ice cream there though.

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    8. Re:Milkshake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, a 12 oz soda is about 200 calories. A shake can easily hit 500.

    9. Re:Milkshake? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Actually, the fruit is probably sprayed with artificial pesticide.

      If low fat milk means "artificially filtered", then I guess peeled potatoes are "artificially filtered" too. The only thing remotely "chemical" on the list is the artificial sweetener.

      Your grandma probably used worse (more poluted, less healthy) food than any of those.

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    10. Re:Milkshake? by blckholehorizon · · Score: 1

      A Culvers large milkshake has nearly 1100 calories in it!

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  6. While on the Phone? by niceone · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't recommend using it while on the phone. People might get the wrong idea from your heavy breathing. (Or the right one, depending on who you are calling).

  7. Good Morning, Unix Administration by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 3, Funny

    How - puff pant - can I help you - pant puff - your account's locked - puff pant - certainly - pant puff - I'll reset your password

    Sorry, I forgot, we're never that helpful.

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    1. Re:Good Morning, Unix Administration by timeOday · · Score: 1
      From RTA: "She laughed and added that most people don't work out hard enough on the stepper to be out of breath when they're on a business call or to work up a good sweat there in the office. "You don't want to break out into a sweat and be horrible in the office."

      I read a study a while ago that very light yet prolonged exercise can actually do you some good. Alas, I can't remember the catchphrase for this type of exercise.

    2. Re:Good Morning, Unix Administration by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 1

      Fair point - I'd mod you informative if I could - but like many (most) /.ers I dont read TFA but rush in to try and get the jokes in before someone else does. At lease it wasn't in Soviet Russia.

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  8. C'mon this is slashdot! by kimvette · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does it work with Linux?

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    1. Re:C'mon this is slashdot! by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know it's cliche, and someone expects this to be posted in every thread, but I was serious. :)

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    2. Re:C'mon this is slashdot! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      It'll work with Linux as soon as someone writes a walker for it.

      /Table 19, your pizza's ready. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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    3. Re:C'mon this is slashdot! by Skraut · · Score: 1

      Come on Mods, that was the funniest thing I've read all day. Excuse me while I get back to my cobol programming.

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    4. Re:C'mon this is slashdot! by KenshoDude · · Score: 1

      I know... Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

      If it burns 200 calories an hour on average, then you'd only have to use it for like 3.2 hours a day. Because, you know, burning 640 calories should be enough for anybody.

      Seriously though, if they were manufactured to generate electricity, I wonder how much energy an average corporate office would generate?

  9. Excersise without going to the gym by kacksperky · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Honestly, every day I wonder about the lazy people surrounding me.

    Simple steps to get some exercise without going to and paying for a gym.

    • Leave you car at home, ride a bike to go to work, visit your friends
    • Dont use escalators or elevators
    • Run a few blocks in the morning or evening
    • Get a hobby that does not involve sitting in front of a tv or monitor
    Its just that easy and in the end might get you a few more years of healthy living.
    1. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by darthflo · · Score: 1

      Cycling to work, climbing stairs and running a few blocks every now and then sure are nice ideas, but all you're really going to tone with 'em are your legs. If you're going for the healthy living, don't forget about the "Get a hobby" part or add half an hour of pushups and/or situps before and/or after work.

    2. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Get a hobby that does not involve sitting in front of a tv or monitor Don't sit in front? You mean like FIXING tvs or monitors? How will that make me exercise more?
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    3. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      You do realize biking to work would entail rising an hour or more earlier, going to bed that much later, and probably leaving no time for hobbies of any kind (not to mention family time, shouldn't we be out playing with our kids so they grow up healthy too?) for some of us.

    4. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by weedol · · Score: 1

      I dont think it is intended to be THE fitness answer;

      Gamercize advises purchasers to take advice from a doctor on how much exercise they should take each day, and to use new found fitness to explore other healthy lifestyle activities.
      so says the press release at http://www.24-7pressrelease.com/view_press_release.php?rID=35911

      Anyway, when the gym is stuffed up with newbies in January I'm sure gonna wish they were still at their desks!
    5. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by sseaman · · Score: 0

      Leave you car at home, ride a bike to go to work, visit your friends

      And if I work, like most people, more than a 15 minute drive from my house, I should bike for an hour each way? In the heat of Arizona or Southern California, so I can arrive at work dripping sweat and smelling terrible? Or in the freezing cold of most Midwest or Northeastern seasons?

      Dont use escalators or elevators

      So I should run up 4 or 5 flights of stairs a few times a day? And when my co-workers or boss - usually I only go up or down stairs to go talk to someone - stare at me funnily while I'm wheezing and coughing at them, what then? I realize this is minor, and I do take the stairs - four flights at my old job - but I didn't lose any weight, and, while I'm in fairly good shape, I was doing a lot of heavy breathing which was slightly embarrassing.

      Run a few blocks in the morning or evening

      It's dark before I go to work, and it's dark after I go to work. Is it really more healthy to go around running outside in the dark than it is to stay inside? Are there any statistics showing that the marginal health benefits I get from dropping 10 pounds - which is about all you can expect from exercise unless you are quite obese - outweigh the increased risk I will face every day of getting hit by a car or mugged?

      Get a hobby that does not involve sitting in front of a tv or monitor

      I don't really get much exercise reading or listening to LPs or even playing my guitar. What hobby should I take up - wakeboarding? hunting? Sorry, it's just not that easy.

    6. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by Vanessa+MacDougal · · Score: 1

      I would classify "Gamercize" as better-than-nothing, for the days when you really can't spare the time for a real workout. I don't think it's intended to be the greatest fitness solution ever.

    7. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by bobetov · · Score: 1

      "Honestly, every day I wonder about the lazy people surrounding me." ...says the guy without a kid and family and house to take care of.

      If you're young, free, and have time to spare, then sure, desk-based cardio is a lazy choice. If, however, you have a life full to the brim with responsibilities, you can't just "Run a few blocks in the morning or evening".

      Enjoy the luxury that is free time, and don't talk down to those of us who don't have it.

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    8. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I started biking to work in the summers. 7 miles each way and I loved it until I tore my ham string. It had be significantly weakened by strains throughout the year due to over use (see my 'homepage'). The only thing I didn't love was the lack of a way to shower at work.

      But watching TV is not a hobby of mine. Though I did sit and play Assassin's Creed for four hours last night... So now I've had to resort to, you know, not eating everything in site. Which I'm usually pretty good at anyways.

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    9. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by anti-pop-frustration · · Score: 1

      Its just that easy and in the end might get you a few more years of healthy living. Thanks for solving the world obesity epidemic. Ah, those naive obese people, and to think all they had to do was to use the stairs!

      Please don't stop there and tell us all about your 4 points plan to bring peace to the Middle East. Maybe there's easy solution but we are simply too lazy to think about it.
    10. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by 2short · · Score: 0, Troll

      Move.

    11. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Dont use escalators or elevators Escalators are GREAT for exercise, better than stairs......just go the wrong way on them.....

      Layne
    12. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

      I don't really get much exercise reading or listening to LPs or even playing my guitar. What hobby should I take up - wakeboarding? hunting? Sorry, it's just not that easy.

      Well, if you enjoy playing guitar, you might try drumming. Done aggressively it can be a pretty decent workout. You might have to get electric drums if noise is a problem.

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    13. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about those people who work 20 (60 in my case) more miles from work, on the first floor (no stairs) and burn up all their time commuting and being a good father and husband when they get home (not to mention helping the kids with homework and such) and on top of that be paid way better by programming than working at Lowes or having a McJob? This is the perfect sort of device for a person like me cause your suggestions can't be applied in my life.

    14. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      * Leave you car at home, ride a bike to go to work, visit your friends It would take me an hour or so to bike to work, everything added in (like a shower). That's an hour (or two if I go both ways) I could have spent on something else. Yes a full hour, it's oddly difficult to read a book while biking to work but not that difficult when taking the bus. You can also read a book (or watch tv) when doing cardio in a gym or at home.

      Also, biking to work entails a non-trivial chance of death or severe bodily harm for me due to the route I'd need to take.

      * Dont use escalators or elevators Decent idea, a few of my co-workers do this.

      * Run a few blocks in the morning or evening See first point about time.

      * Get a hobby that does not involve sitting in front of a tv or monitor Well since I don't do it now it likely doesn't interest me. In which case I may as well just go to the gym instead.
    15. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      I politely mock you for your choice of martial art and direct you to www.bullshido.net.
      If you are taking that with the idea that you are doing anything actually related to fighting you should also look up Matt Thornton's video on Aliveness in martial arts. If you're just doing it for fun and they aren't claiming to teach you The Ultimate Deadly Combat Mastery for The Streets then continue as you were.

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    16. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      A few more years doing something you don't like doing...

      After spending double that on time doing something you don't like doing...

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    17. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by Profound · · Score: 1

      >> It would take me an hour or so to bike to work, everything added in (like a shower). That's an hour (or two if I go both ways) I could have spent on something else.

      How long does it usually take to get to work? You need to subtract that time off. Also that time isn't a waste, it's exercise - you can reduce your exercise time elsewhere.

      Don't exercise? You are an animal that is designed to - your brain and body will work much better and you'll get less sick and weak with age if you exercise.

      You don't need to ride both ways every day. Maybe ride in one day, catch the bus home, catch the bus to work, ride home etc.

      Another option is to try to live within human scale distance to your place of employment (hard I know in a society built around cars)

    18. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by Profound · · Score: 1

      Oh, another thing is presumably you would have had to have a shower anyway. There's no need to shower at home before a bike ride, just have 1 a day at work. That's what I do.

    19. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      Only if your mocking is in a cheesy voice over where your character is quite clearly talking about radishes. Thanks for the link. Though the site is very difficult to read.

      We're actually in the lineage. I don't mind that there are people who think it's rather ineffectual. But until you've trained with us you won't really know exactly how, well, we train. A lot of people quit because it's too hard and that's not what they're looking for. No problems there, it's not for everyone. But as far as street readiness? We try to prepare ourselves for all sorts of situations. Such as, sitting in the car and some one reaches through the window and grabs you. We also try to focus on some MMA types of wrestling. Also, our instructor does not throw out sashes or belts like with the karate and other such chains.

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    20. Re:Excersise without going to the gym by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there are some Kung-Fu and Ex Kung-Fu guys over at bullshido that are great fighters, but we also run into PLENTY of Kung Fu schools that turn out guys who still can't fight even after 25 years of training. Just keep an open mind about it and read up on some of the threads. I know the site layout is a little gimpy, but you'll get used to it. Also, the attitude is pretty rough and tumble, so you'll need a thick skin.

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  10. Great way to get youth to exercise !!! by SimBuddha · · Score: 1

    No more playing games or watching TV for hours without EARNING IT >;-) SimBuddha PS I WANT ONE...

  11. Noise and Smell? by AkumaReloaded · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was just wondering how it would effect the work place, if everybody was doing this. Wouldn't it cause a major sweat and thus a terrible smell? I am also worried about the noise level, from the machine, but also as a previous poster commented, the puff puff from human beings.

    1. Re:Noise and Smell? by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Sweat doesn't actually smell, you know. It's the bacteria that grow in it aftwerwards, if you don't remove the sweat.

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    2. Re:Noise and Smell? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and it's not the fall that kills you, it's the stopping.

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  12. That sounds great by kieran · · Score: 1

    ... as an excuse for breathing heavily down the phone.

  13. Pics Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  14. Want One by AuntieWillow · · Score: 1

    Not that I need to go on a diet or nothin'. I agree with AltGrendel though, it SHOULD recharge your laptop battery! Hate to think of all those calories going to waste...

    1. Re:Want One by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Damn skippy. If I'm going to accelerate the heat-death of the universe, then by gum, I want it to give me an extra 15 minutes of minesweeper!

  15. Re:News? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Anyway, here's a user review:

    No, that's called "advertising".
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  16. Re:News? by Panitz · · Score: 1

    Really all depends on whether it's his baby or not doesn't it!

  17. This looks very familiar. by trudyscousin · · Score: 1

    My sister-in-law-to-be bought one of these things on a home shopping channel a year or so ago. Or more accurately, one of those mechanisms. From what I can see in photographs shown in another web page, it looks quite similar.

    Hers hadn't been marketed as an under-the-desk exercise solution, but instead came with a handlebar support one gripped while standing on the pedals. In that capacity, I found it ridiculous. The piston mechanism under each pedal readily collapsed under my weight, though they might indeed be better suited for this application.

    As for the computer interface, I suspect it's built on top of the same mechanism that, in our case, drove a simple mechanical digital counter.

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    1. Re:This looks very familiar. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      The piston mechanism under each pedal readily collapsed under my weight.

      Am I missing something, or are you? The mechanism in a stepper isn't really supposed to give you a lot of resistance. It's a cardio machine--it's about motion and making your heart rate rise.

    2. Re:This looks very familiar. by trudyscousin · · Score: 1

      "Am I missing something, or are you?"

      You are, though I may not have been clear.

      Understand that I was standing on the pedals (as opposed to sitting in a chair with my feet on them); this is the way ours had been marketed, as a stairstepping machine, to be used. The mechanism was bottoming out with a thud on each step, providing almost no resistance at all, regardless of the adjustment (provided by a small black knob). As a stairstepping machine, it was entirely inadequate, especially for someone like me weighing 129 kg. But as an under-the-desk solution, without one's full weight upon it, it might work better.

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  18. Re:News? by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 4, Funny

    I lost a stone and a half using Gamercize

    Uh oh, better run to the emergency room! I hear they can reattach those things (with minimal impact on your sex life!) if you get there quick enough and keep them in a cooler full of ice on the way . . .

  19. Airline application by Panitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could this be fitted on airplanes as a help to stopping DVT on long flights?
    It could stow away under the seat if you didn't want it... plus you wouldn't have to watch the silly 'inflight exercises' video.

    1. Re:Airline application by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      It could stow away under the seat if you didn't want it...

      Haven't flown lately, have you? Airline cabins are so small and the seats so tightly packed that I highly doubt people are going to be willing to give up any of what little leg room is left (more leg room is actually sold as part of premium fare tickets on United, for example). Also, with fuel prices being what they are, the weight-conscious airlines aren't going to be willing to increase the weight of the plane with lots of these things without someone paying for it (e.g., the passengers through higher ticket prices).

      In short, sorry, it won't fly. (Buh-duh tisssh!)

    2. Re:Airline application by darthflo · · Score: 1

      It's *going* to be fit into planes as soon as we run out of mineral oil. You won't be able to stow it away, though. And there won't be any more sleeping on long flights, it'll all be exercising. :)

  20. Give me a bike. by Cius · · Score: 1

    I prefer exercise bikes. If they do this in a bike form and make the seat nice and comfortable, I'd be all over it. I rarely play games these days because so many more useful things to be doing, but I wouldn't mind sitting for hours on end to catch up on the latest titles if I'm getting some decent exercise along with it.

    1. Re:Give me a bike. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using a combination of a recumbent bicycle, over-the-bed table (the type used in hospitals so the patient may eat while lying in bed) and a laptop - it works pretty well albeit there is no personal trainer software.

  21. Re:News? by sseaman · · Score: 1, Funny

    Call me a romantic, but if the sight of an emotionally distant, overweight gamer bouncing his legs up and down under his desk isn't enough to get the old flame rekindled, what is?

  22. Piece of Junk by bostons1337 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yet another piece of junk out there. Honestly who is really going to buy this and use it at there desk. No employer is going to waste their money on junk like this. Its distracting too, sitting at your desk doing a mini stair stepper. Besides its good to get away from the desk every now and then. Go get a *%&$ing gym membership!

  23. The mouse won't work unless you keep working out.. by presarioD · · Score: 1

    ...this can give online games like ET an whole new dimension...Fuel Depot where every inch is conquered with a drop of sweat mixed with tears...in the end the neighbor downstairs calls the cops...

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  24. Won't Make You Fit by reabbotted · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that anyone who is just looking for a quick fix or convenient means to fix their weight issues won't ever keep the weight off. In order for someone to get in shape, it takes some real dedicated effort. If going outside, setting aside 1/2 hour 3 days a week, or getting to the gym is too much of a hurdle for you to exercise, you're never going to get into shape. Plus, who wants to work up a sweat while at work? Smelling like you just got back from the gym won't win you any points with the boss.

  25. Noise? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see any exercise machine that doesnt make any noise, except maybe "power grips".

    Sure, most office environments are noisy, but it's office noise, not gym noise.

    My suggestion is get a nice folding bike, like a Brompton for example, that you can keep in your cubicle and go for a relaxing ride during your lunch break.

    As a bonus, it'll reduce your stress levels

  26. Dumb machine needs a recharger by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    In this age, any machine that is manually operated especially those designed for the sole purpose of offering physical resistance to muscles, needs to have a generator attached to it so that the exercise charges a battery.

      I have a cheap crank flashlight. Inside is a small generator with a stiff winder, a NiMH battery, and four high-intensity white LEDs. Cheap and effective. This kind of thing should be inside every exercise bicycle and piece of gym equipment, along with a device that converts battery AC to standard wall-outlet.

    1. Re:Dumb machine needs a recharger by Spacejock · · Score: 1

      I built a laptop shelf for my exercise bike, and in 42 mins I can happily pedal 10-12 km on the hardest setting. Just the right amount of time for one episode of a TV show from my DVD du jour. I would love to have a generator on that bike to power the laptop - no pedal, no TV.

  27. You miss the point entirely by Fross · · Score: 1

    . . . is it *really* that hard to get to the gym or outside to exercise?

    Yes. YES. It's hard to get the TIME. Many people have so many demands on their time, both business and social, that taking an hour (or make it 1h30, what with changing, showering, warming up/down etc) is very difficult. If you can take that long for your lunch hour and go during the day, lucky you. I know I can't, and I would much rather use the time I am sitting at my desk letting my brain do the work, to exercise my body at the same time.

    Stuff like this just preserves the sweatshop mentality already too prevalent in many IT shops.

    This is ridiculous. You're not doing it to benefit THEM, you're doing it for yourself.

    1. Re:You miss the point entirely by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      Even as an intern, I can attest to this. I am a cyclist and training to race, and it didn't take long before my weekly mileage went from somewhere in the 100's to struggling to fit in 40 or so.

      When the boss wants you in at 8:30A, wants you out at 6:30P, and then there are meetings and the commute to worry about, it can get really tough to find time to do much of anything. Plus, it's just not safe to ride in the night, which is difficult to avoid now.

  28. Fool and his money... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Yeah sure... buy that. Why not... if you bought all other silly exercising equipment.

    True story.

    My friend and his wife, decided to get themselves a stepper.

    - Why?
    - Ah.. you know... for exercising. We started putting on some weight, with all late suppers and all (they are both MDs and often work long hours).
    - Well... OK.. but why throw away money on that thing? You guys live on 7th floor. Why not walk THOSE steps once in a while?
    - Oh... but we are tired when we come from work.
    - Soo... when exactly will you be using the stepper? In the morning before you go to work?
    - Well... no... but I can use it on weekends...

    So, as this was going nowhere, I gave up. No point in turning this into an argument.

    They bought a used stepper. It also came with those rubber bands that you should pull on so you could exercise arms as well.
    To my knowledge, that part of it was never used.
    For about a week or so, they kinda exercised using the stepper.

    Couple of weeks ago, I was at their place and I noticed the stepper. Under the bed in the bedroom (it used to stay in front of the TV in the living room), collecting dust.

    They still live on the 7th floor. They still use elevator when they go out for milk.

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    1. Re:Fool and his money... by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 1

      Couple of weeks ago, I was at their place and I noticed the stepper. Under the bed in the bedroom (it used to stay in front of the TV in the living room), collecting dust.

      I spent three years working as a mover. In that time, I moved many, many steppers/excercise bikes/treadmills/nordictracks, and in all that time moved exactly one that wasn't dusty from neglect. My wife keeps asking for one, but I won't agree until she commits to exercising first.

  29. Disruptive? by davegravy · · Score: 1

    Nice idea but... I get yelled at for humming, tapping pens, repeatedly making my chair squeak, or making any repitious noise (besides typing of course). There's no mention on the website of how quiet this thing is, so I'm not sure how receptive fellow office workers would be to it.

  30. Vanilla? by camperdave · · Score: 1

    An eight oz serving of your average vanilla ice cream (which is like, three scoops) has over 500 cals in it...

    Well, there's your problem. A proper milkshake starts off with three scoops of Rocky Road or Heavenly Hash. Vanilla, Pfft. If I wanted water, I'd ask for water.

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  31. Re:News? by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

    I can't tell if you're joking or not... but just in case I'm being "Humor Impaired" (I need more sleep)

    A stone is 14 pounds, or about 6.4 Kg

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  32. Man dies... by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    ... of heart failure for chatting (and excercising) too long at work.

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  33. It is better than nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do exercise. I run and lift weights. However, when I am at work, I sit for 8-16 hours. I would use this device. I would not expect to get the same workout as I do when I run or lift, but instead I would expect to get the workout of a light walk in the park. If I spent just half of my work days walking instead of sitting, I think my general fitness would vastly improve. So, if I can sit and code while I get the exercise equivalent of a light walk, then I think its a great product (for me).

  34. Weights by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    I have a simple 25 lb free weight I keep at my desk and do a few curls whenever code is compiling. (Cost $20, found anywhere)

    You really, really shouldn't be doing cardio at your desk though. You should become sweaty and stinky by the end of it (assuming you're actually getting a workout) which your coworkers probably won't appreciate. Just jog for 20 minutes after work.

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  35. There's no way this thing will fit under my desk, along with the Cheetos, Dr. Pepper, Nutter Bars, Moon Pies, Mountain Dew, Reese's Cups, and the lifetime supply of Girl Scout cookies.

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    1. Re:Look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a lifetime supply of Girl Scouts (legal age only) could give you a good cardio workout ;).

  36. eliminate middleman by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    If you're playing a stairclimbing game with your stairclimber, then you're no better than the guy that drives 2 miles to the gym, runs 4 miles on treadmill, then drives home. It's a good idea, but a waste of resources unless it is helping to run the computer with your extra wattage.

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  37. Yes! by monkeyboythom · · Score: 1

    I have not done anything remotely related to execise after I crushed my stress-reliever ball last year.

    Damn, and I liked that ball too. It laste me a whole month.

  38. We share a desk? by Ophion · · Score: 1

    I hadn't noticed.

  39. Even as I'm going through a weight loss regiment.. by kinglink · · Score: 1

    I find this stupid.

    Cut calories, cut snacks, you'll drop weight. All this little device is going to do is build up muscles in your legs, and "500" calories an hour? Seriously? Just for moving your feet? I think not unless you're pushing the Rock of Gibraltar. Do you want giant calfs and muscles on top of them? I think not.

    If you can't exercise cut your caloric intake, even on a week where I worked 70 hours I still dropped 3 pounds. The whole secret is watch what you eat. Exercise makes the body look better, and cutting calories isn't a substitute for most of what exercise does, but the fact is there's not enough time to work out for everyone, and this device is a joke.

  40. Alternatives by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some exercise professionals recommend that instead of sitting on a chair at work, you sit on a Swiss ball. Then your core muscles have to work moderately hard to keep you stable. I haven't tried it but it's said to be fairly tiring to do it all day long.

    If you prefer to just burn some energy, there's always the desk treadmill.

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  41. The key to Gamercize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The key to Gamercize is the rather ingenious coupling of the words `Gamer' and `Circumcise'.

  42. Nobody loves the StairMaster by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, the stairmaster. Row upon row of them sit idle at my gym. I have only ever seen one person use them there. They have quite fallen out of fashion. Everyone goes for the elliptical these days, as well as the old standbys of the treadmill and the stationary bikes. I see a bright future ahead for Gamercize.

  43. great, a bunch of sweaty co-workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now work will smell like a gym

  44. Want to lose weight? Stop eating fatty! by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    These new devices just aren't the alternatives to normal exercise.

    First off, eat right. No matter how much you exercise, as long as you're eating shit, your body will look like it too.

    Then theres the gym. Oh that's right, "I DONT HAVE THE TIME!". Bullshit! If you can't find 4 hours a week to put into making yourself healthier than don't cry when you're 50-60 with health problems and have a hard time going up the stairs and have to take the elevator just to go from 2nd to 3rd floor.

    Or is it that all people here are IT folks who work from 9/9 and weekends?

  45. Re:Even as I'm going through a weight loss regimen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this little device is going to do is build up muscles in your legs, and "500" calories an hour? Seriously? Just for moving your feet?

    Being healthy isn't just about weight loss. I too have my doubts as to whether the "500 kcal/hr" figure is valid (a quarter of that would be more realistic), but this device is more for cardiovascular health than any kind of strength training. Sure, you're not getting much of an upper-body workout with the gizmo, but I'm sure your heart will thank you for the exercise just the same. Additionally, you'll probably see improvements in your LDL/HDL balance, lower triglyceride levels, and a whole slew of other benefits even if you don't lose a pound of weight.

  46. curl... by Non-Huffable+Kitten · · Score: 1

    I (...) do a few curls whenever code is compiling.

    OK, who else thought of this first?

    :)

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  47. It depends... by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

    I completely agree with you when the weather is nice. But, running on summer days (90 deg F +, 80%+ humidity) or on winter days ( 10 deg F, no humidity) is a lot harder than running/swimming in a gym. I hate running indoors because of the cotton mouth that usually results, but it is better than not running at all. I do make sure that I don't make extra trips to go only to the gym.

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  48. Gamersize On the Rise! by Blitz22 · · Score: 0

    After being featured on popular technology website Slashdot.org, Gamersize.com's web traffic increased significantly. With the thousands of extra "hits" owners of the company say they can attribute "ones" of extra orders for their under the desk exercise device directly to the Slashdot crowd.

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  49. Put the WORK back into workstation by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

    Eff dot dee-ex if for a stair stepper, or torque dot dee-theta if you pedal it.

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  50. I have something like that. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I bought a portable mini-cycle from Sharper Image awhile back ( http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__LI112 in case anyone's interested). I put it under my desk and began pedaling. The first problem was hitting my knees. So I moved back a bit and raised my desk up on two wood boards. This worked, but the force of pushing on the pedals kept pushing my wheeled chair back. I wasn't willing to give up the comfortable chair, so I just figured out how to push without pushing myself back. Now I don't use it every day, but when I'm deep in work and feel the need to move my legs around, I can pedal in place while coding. And considering that I didn't pay much for it (it was on sale and I also used a Discover Card cashback bonus to lower the price), it was worth it.

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  51. Re:Even as I'm going through a weight loss regimen by eth1 · · Score: 1

    If you only reduce calories without exercising and lifting weights, you're going to end up losing muscle, not fat, and slowing down your metabolism yet to boot. Muscle burns calories, even if you're sitting around the office, and it will make you burn more calories for every minute of exercise you do. Any realistic weight loss/maintenance program includes diet (you can't lose weight if you're eating more calories than you're burning), cardio (burn calories), and resistance training (maintain - not necessarily gain - muscle mass). (IMO, any diet that has a name is total BS. They were designed to make someones wallet bigger, not make you smaller.)

  52. calories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I live, milkshakes have 500 kilo calories. Thank you uneducation!

  53. Pricey by indytx · · Score: 1

    £99.90 seems a little high to me.

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  54. Video review by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    How To Use Video Games To Keep Fit The device in question is briefly mentioned towards the end of this amusing video.

  55. Porn by ciaran.mchale · · Score: 1
    I think the way to market this exercise machine is to use it to power the playback of a porn movie. When you stop exercising, the movie pauses. When you resume exercising, the movie continues. Such a device would offer two great marketing opportunities.

    First, the "but its healthy exercise" angle it would help potential customer overcome the social stigma of buying porn.

    Second, there can be advertisements in which an attractive woman eyes up a fit-looking man and asks "How do you keep in shape?" to which he replies "I have a healthy sex life."

  56. Yeah, I'd pancake you in a heartbeat... by tjstork · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You'd better check that behavior. If you ever kicked a dent in my door while I was driving, I'd smear your silly bike into a big red slip without even a second thought, buddy, and I'd like it. "Some crazy guy was kicking my car, so I just bumped him off the road...."

    People riding bikes are the most annoying things on the road. Gas taxes pay for roads, not bikers, so you have absolutely no right to be there!

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  57. Re:News? by Lifthrasir · · Score: 1

    I think he is talking about testicles rather than fat.

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  58. Ergonomics...? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    Now I never got much training in this sort of thing, but as I understand it the recommended sitting position places the majority of your weight on your feet, not your seat. All good computer chairs are designed with the assumption that you do this. You cannot do stepping exercises in a computer chair, because putting your weight on your feet as you step would lift you out of your seat and/or push your chair back.

    Also, the stepping-machine was always sold on a public misconception of exercise: hard work = good exercise. Stair-climbing wears you out quickly not because you use a lot of energy, but because it exercises such a small number of muscles. It's bad exercise, because it doesn't provide a balanced workout.

    The best exercise I know of is still swimming. It exercises almost every single muscle in the body simultaneously. Because the work is spread out, you can keep going for much longer and burn far more calories than by doing anything else. You climb out of the pool feeling tired, but not dead like you would after a brief spell at the gym.

    HAL.

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  59. Um... by complexmath · · Score: 1

    Like basically every office chair in the world, my chair has rollers on its feet. How am I expected to use a stair-stepper while sitting in it?

  60. Points? by AncientPC · · Score: 1

    If they want to "gamercize" it, why don't they put in some software where you can keep track of how many calories burned or some other scoring method, and allow people to upload their data? Gamers will do anything for points . . .

  61. True calorific output of exercise by nanoakron · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, those 500kcal are only the direct amount of work you're performing.

    Factor in the fact that your muscles are only approx. 40% energy efficient.

    and that your metabolic level remains raised for a good few hours after intense exercise. Moreso if you undertake a regular exercise regimen.

    And we're talking about a bit more than just the original 500kcal that went into the machine.

  62. Woody Allen - Bananas by antibios · · Score: 1

    Tell me someone else here has seen Bananas by Woody Allen
    http://imdb.com/title/tt0066808/

    I never thought someone would actually try something that funny.

  63. Exactly! by DietPepsiAddict · · Score: 1

    In order to ride a bike to work, you need to carry your work clothes in a separate bag.
    This means added weight, more exertion, more sweat.
    When you get to work, unless you lather yourself in deodorant, you WILL need a shower.
    Not many business' have them, and unless there is a *significant* amount of their workforce requesting showers, they won't install them either.
    So your choices are:
    * Bike to work, lather in deodorant, & kill your coworkers with the smell
    * Bike to work, don't shower or use deodorant, & kill your coworkers with the smell
    * Don't bike to work

    Not much of a choice, now is it? =J

    1. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bike to work, lather in deodorant, & kill your coworkers with the smell
      Ah, the good old "Paki/Mexican shower".
  64. You'd better hope you kill them, then. by DietPepsiAddict · · Score: 1

    Because if they live & got your license, you're guilty of Attempted Vehicular Manslaughter.
    Not sure about where YOU live, but around here, dents in your door will be the LEAST of your worries.
    Even better is if said biker is armed.
    You may not live long enough to file a police report against.
    Just something to think about.
    =)

    1. Re:You'd better hope you kill them, then. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Because if they live & got your license, you're guilty of Attempted Vehicular Manslaughter

      The highways are filled with cameras. They would see this biker start kicking my car, and then they would see me either pull a gun on the guy, or drive over. Self defense, in either way. I'd walk, as should anyone else in this situation. Vigilantism as advocated by the original biker poster is completely unacceptable.

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    2. Re:You'd better hope you kill them, then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Action: Someone, while riding a bike, kicks the side door of your automobile.

      Reaction: You kill them.

      ...now kids, who can tell me what's wrong here?

  65. If the highways* are filled with cameras... by DietPepsiAddict · · Score: 1

    Then they'd not only see the bicyclist kicking your car, but the fact that you nearly ran him over in the first place.
    If anything, him kicking at your car could be claimed as self defense.
    You then *aiming* your vehicle at him *definitely* qualifies as Attempted Vehicular Manslaughter.
    Either way, you're at fault. =/

    *Not that it matters one iota if there are cameras on highways, since bicycles aren't allowed on them to begin with.
    This entire discussion was about surface-streets where the only cameras are typically watching specific intersections. =)

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  67. Humans come equipped already by skyphyr · · Score: 1

    I already have something I can use to get a good cardiac workout while at the computer already. Fits under the desk while not in use too.