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Airlines to Offer In-Flight Internet Service

Ponca City, We Love You writes "JetBlue Airways will soon begin testing a free e-mail and instant messaging service on one aircraft, while American Airlines, Virgin America and Alaska Airlines plan to offer a broader Web experience in the coming months, probably priced at about $10 a flight. A recent survey found that 26 percent of leisure travelers would pay $10 for Internet access on a two-to-four-hour flight and 45 percent would pay that amount for a flight longer than four hours. The airlines plans to turn their planes into the equivalent of a wireless hot spot once the aircraft reaches its cruising altitude but service will not be available on takeoff and landing. While the technology could allow travelers to make phone calls over the Internet, most carriers say they have no plans to allow voice communications."

181 comments

  1. No Voice? by gambit3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "most carriers say they have no plans to allow voice communications."

    and how could they limit that? wouldn't it all be packets at that point?

    1. Re:No Voice? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      They could easily block ports commonly used for VoIP and/or VoIP proxies. In fact, they could make all Internet access go through a proxy server, just like they do in a corporate setting. This is getting to be increasingly common in hotel Internet access.

    2. Re:No Voice? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By plugging ports and shaping traffic?

      It's likely that they'll do what they can to avoid having someone transmit large amounts of data through a presumably quite expensive link.

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    3. Re:No Voice? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "most carriers say they have no plans to allow voice communications."

      Funny that most airlines have had in-seat phones on planes for over a decade...

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    4. Re:No Voice? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Insightful
      and how could they limit that?

      By telling you "voice communication will not be allowed".

      wouldn't it all be packets at that point?

      Not at the point where you talk into the microphone. It's pretty easy to detect, and given just how annoying it is to sit next to a person talking into their cell phone ... it wouldn't take long for your seat neighbour would complain to the stewardess.

    5. Re:No Voice? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Which doesn't necessarily mean anything. Holes can be punched in firewalls. Skype is particularly good at that, for example. I suspect we'll see plenty of VoIP calls being made from aircraft, assuming that latency isn't excessive.

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    6. Re:No Voice? by sherms · · Score: 2, Funny

      "By Plugging in ports", Please for give me, but this makes me have a flashback to Die hard 4. I can see it know, There going to have some of the same actors from that show, make a Die hard 5, where Bruce and that other kid (Hacker from die hard 4) happen to be on the same plane while Terrorists, take control of the plane (Via the on board internet). Making the government think they are going to crash it into some famous location. They still manage to crash and get just cuts and scratches and only a few dead.

      Okay, now I've ruined the plot for Die Hard 5.

      Sorry.

      Well, back to the subject. Are they going to block porn?

    7. Re:No Voice? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      But not on all planes. I've been on three flights recently, a 737, a DC-10 and a 767, none of of which had in-seat phones, at least not in coach. It's possible that first class had them on the 767, but I know that first class did not have them on the 737 (I sat directly behind first class). The DC-10 didn't offer first class seating.

    8. Re:No Voice? by porcupine8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pretty easily: "I'm sorry sir, I'm going to have to ask you to turn that off to avoid disturbing other passengers."

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    9. Re:No Voice? by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      Funny that most airlines have had in-seat phones on planes for over a decade...

      Even funnier that these phones are incredibly expensive to use, and the airlines want to prevent people using free VOIP while onboard.

    10. Re:No Voice? by Steeltalon · · Score: 2

      For once, I'm going to say that I hope they do block those ports and have flight attendants tell people to stop using voice communication. When I'm stuck in a plane, I don't want to be forced to listen to your phone call.

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    11. Re:No Voice? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Okay, now I've ruined the plot for Die Hard 5.
      I'll submit that, just as for Die Hard 2,3, and 4, the plot likely began in a ruined state.
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    12. Re:No Voice? by billy8988 · · Score: 0

      I think it means that they don't have any plans to let travellers use cell phones.

    13. Re:No Voice? by kansei · · Score: 1
      I can connect to my work phone through a VPN session which was designed to encrypt traffic and prevent the people from snooping on what I'm doing. I have IP Softphone at work and can use it over the VPN. While they can block the run-of-the-mill IP telephony, I'm not sure they could block this. In addition, there are VPN services you can purchase where you the service acts as a portal to the Internet for all of your traffic. This would be another way around blocking the voice traffic.

      Unless they completely block all VPN and encrypted traffic.

    14. Re:No Voice? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Expensive for YOU, not them. If 25% (to use the lower #) of the 350 people on a widebody plane used the service during the flight that would be 80 people times $10, thats $800 revenue PER FLIGHT. That's like selling another two or three tickets. The equipment such as the router and wiring (assuming they won't do wireless) will add weight to the plane increasing fuel costs a few dollars a flight. The cost of the equipment might run an few 1000's but that'll be written off. So there is a LOT of profit to them amd a lot of expense for the user (seeing as Home DSL runs $30-50/month in the USA).

      Voice is NOT large amounts of data. It's about 8Kbit/Sec for POTS quality. They may block things like Torrents and on-line games which are the bandwidth hogs. But as someone else says blocking VoIP might actually be a good thing. The passengers won't strangle the guy yelling into his PC mike next to you.

    15. Re:No Voice? by notthe9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The phones seem to be fading away. I think they didn't make money on them.

    16. Re:No Voice? by yesteraeon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correct me if I'm wrong but one really easy way around this would be an encrypted VPN connection. They could probably block VPN connections. However, I'm betting a lot of the market for such a service would be people staying in touch with their offices. For many of these people, the value of an internet connection that doesn't allow VPN is significantly reduced. And obviously I'm just speculating, but the number of people willing to pay $10 might go down significantly once they know about restrictions such as no VPN and no VOIP.

    17. Re:No Voice? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      As someone else said, they can hear you talking on the phone. And they might very well block VPN traffic, as I'm sure the Internet uplink for the plane is a rather expensive connection.

    18. Re:No Voice? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      While the technology could allow travelers to make phone calls over the Internet, most carriers say they have no plans to allow voice communications."

      Please excuse my ignorance but, wouldn't there be a problem of lattency (lag)?

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    19. Re:No Voice? by jandrese · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Chances are it will be satellite based internet anyway, making it useless for interactive games (you could play a card game or something like that, but FPS/RTS/etc... are right out thanks to the high latency).

      I've always wondered just how much money the airlines make from those seatphones. I've never seen anybody use one, ever.

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    20. Re:No Voice? by russotto · · Score: 1

      POTS is 56kbit per second (7 bits at 8000 symbols per second), not 8kbit. Standard compression algorithms can cut it to about half that, but not all the way down to 8kbit.

    21. Re:No Voice? by dmsuperman · · Score: 0

      When I'm stuck in a plane, I don't want to be forced to listen to you nag about my phone call.

      Get over it, it's someone talking. It's really not gonna bother you that much, you're just being selfish and immature.

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    22. Re:No Voice? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could only allow internet access through the consoles in the back of the seats. With control of the programs on these consoles, they could completely control what kind of services you could access.

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    23. Re:No Voice? by antdude · · Score: 1

      I wonder how the speed is. I know latencies suck. I had friends who went on cruises and said the Internet speed sucked big time. Almost like dial-up speeds.

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    24. Re:No Voice? by mccabem · · Score: 1

      At best you're going to get something like cellphone quality from compression like he mentioned. Full "voice qualty" VoIP is still about 64kb/s.

      G.711 is the standard.

      Regarding the 8k reference: maybe it was a reference to the 8k sampling rate? That, or G.729 maybe....but again, that's more like cell-phone quality.

    25. Re:No Voice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Screw You. I PAID to use this service, and I'm going to use it."

    26. Re:No Voice? by rootofevil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      likeohmygodnowaydidhereallyjustsaythat?

      youve got to be kidding me. there is absolutely no reason i need to hear the person i am wedged next to talking about the CUTEST thing his daugther did the other day. flying is unenjoyable enough without sitting through a conversation with my seat neighbors aunt tillie about the smallest little bullshit details in his life because they are so bored they dont have anything else to do.

      even worse would be a teenage girl (or a 30-something who wishes she was a teenage girl) and all the vapid crap they find interesting. im not sure i could turn up the volume enough on whatever it is im trying to distract myself with to drown that out. not to mention the cabin noise which would make them have to yell all the louder.

      there isnt a person flying on any flight i would take that is so incredibly important that they cant be cut off for 4 hours. 4 hours! get a grip, be quiet, and stop reclining your seat. thanks.

      in summary: it would bother me that much.

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    27. Re:No Voice? by sherms · · Score: 1

      state Singular or states as in United :)?

    28. Re:No Voice? by jargon82 · · Score: 1

      I know that no one around here reads the article, but you might note it comments on seat back computers, not offering wifi service on the plane, so it seems that getting voip to work against the airlines wishes might be a bit more challenging than most here foresee.

    29. Re:No Voice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I'm stuck in a plane, I don't want to be forced to listen to your phone call. When I'm stuck in a plane, I don't want to be forced to listen to your bitching about my being on the phone.

      Seriously, is it really that irritating to you? If there's an in-flight movie, yeah, I fucking hate it when people talk through movies. Short of that, what're you doing that's so critical that you must have absolutely no distractions? Brain surgery? Piloting the plane? Fapping in the head with the new wireless?

      Yeah, there's always that one asshole who's affected by cellular radiation in such a way that he is unable to regulate the volume of his voice when he's getting dosed with it, but the rest of them really don't bother me that much. I'm more annoyed by stupid security measures, crying babies, and little kids kicking the hell out of the back of my seat, but even then I deal with it.

    30. Re:No Voice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's when the plainclothes air marshal pulls his piece, handcuffs you to a rail in the back, and turns you over to Homeland Security as a suspected terrorist when ya land.

    31. Re:No Voice? by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      My local library district, which has free wifi at all the branches, blocks VPN, or at least PPTP, as thats what the only VPNs I use.. I can connect find everywhere else I go, but not there... VERY inconvienient...

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    32. Re:No Voice? by pilbender · · Score: 1

      I was flying first class a few years ago, before 9-11. I saw a guy use the phone once. I used to fly a lot too. Business man no doubt. He was on the phone for a few minutes, I don't remember how long now. When I calculated it out, it came out to a $75 phone call. That part I DO remember.

      Who needs to spend $75 to tell somebody something? It's no wonder it doesn't get used. I bet they haven't made squat on them. In fact because of the large cost of installation, recalculation of the weight and balance, FAA certification of the equipment as suitable for passenger aircraft, FCC certification to meet communications requirements, and the continuous cost of extra weight to carry the equipment on *every* flight, I'm sure they've lost a bundle.

      Internet will be the same way if they take that business model.

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    33. Re:No Voice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Not at the point where you talk into the microphone. It's pretty easy to detect, and given just how annoying it is to sit next to a person talking into their cell phone ... it wouldn't take long for your seat neighbour would complain to the stewardess.


      Get over yourself. All this complaining about cell phones on planes is just so much "look at me." The person next to you talking on the cell phone is no more annoying than the person next to you talking to someone else on the plane, and a hell of a lot less annoying than the person next to you talking to you.

      There are times and places where conversations are inappropriate. In church. At movies. On red-eye flights. In those times and places cell phones are inappropriate also.

      Whining about cell phones in situations where conversation is appropriate is just whining.

      I'm currently prepping folks for the coming in flight voip by talking into my laptop on flights just for the hell of it.

    34. Re:No Voice? by Thanatos69 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure they don't care about bothering the other passengers, why else would they have had seat back phones for as long as I can remember? It's just a ruse to make people use those phones as opposed to cheap-ass VOIP.

    35. Re:No Voice? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      we'll see plenty of VoIP calls being made from aircraft, assuming that latency isn't excessive.

      ...and that's all they have to do. Make the connection relatively slow. Fast enough to read news sites, IM, e-mail, etc., but not fast enough for skype.

    36. Re:No Voice? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, 10 bucks for a transcontinental flight that costs you about 400 bucks already, I could see a lot of people use that. What's 10 bucks compared to 15 hours of boredom?

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    37. Re:No Voice? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Unenjoyable? Oh, c'mon now. It isn't that bad.

      Being stuck on a plane for 4 hours is a good time to catch up on some reading or to bring a laptop and screw around with some code you've been writing or to write a long letter to a friend you haven't seen in ages or to meditate or maybe even to just take a nap (reommended for red-eye flights.)

      OTOH, I agree that listening to people yap on the phone can be irritating -- OTOH, on a 4 hour flight, you won't have to listen to someone yapping too loudly anway.

      Look at it this way: for a 4 hour flight, you sit there on the tarmack waiting for the plane to load for half an hour or so. Maybe longer if the flight is really packed, but my experience has been about half and hour. During takeoff and until you reach crusing altitude, they won't let anyone use their phones anyway. That can last a half hour or so. As you start your descent, they won't let you use anyone use their phone either. That's usually about a half hour or so. At cruising altitude, you're not likely to get much of a signal anyhow, so no one's phone is likely to work anyhow -- that part of the flight lasts about 3 hours. So that basically leaves the time you're sitting on the tarmack to use a phone. At the most, you have to listen to someone yap for an hour in two half-hour stretches.

      Of course, if they allowed VOIP, it would be worse since during those 3 hours those phone yappers would be yappin' for sure the whole time.

      Yep. Screw them. No VOIP.

    38. Re:No Voice? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever actually seen anyone use those phones? I've flown quite a lot, and I haven't seen them used once. I doubt the airlines are still holding their breath for the profit on those.

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    39. Re:No Voice? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      There's many ways of setting up a personal VPN, including stuff that looks like surfing to an encrypted web site. As usual, those in-the-know will still have the power.

    40. Re:No Voice? by leenks · · Score: 1

      When I'm stuck in a plane, I don't want to be forced to listen to you talking to the guy/gal in the seat next to you. I certainly don't want to hear you guffawing at Ugly Betty or whatever you are watching.
      When I'm stuck in a plane, I don't want to be forced to listen to your screaming baby.
      When I'm stuck in a plane, I don't want to be forced to listen to your kids whining "Mommy, how much longer"
      When I'm stuck in a plane, I don't want to be forced to get up as soon as the food has been served because you need the toilet but you only just realised.

      Why is a mobile call worse than any of those?

    41. Re:No Voice? by Thanatos69 · · Score: 1

      No I haven't, and I have to agree that the airlines are still holding their breath on the profit. What I'm trying to say is that using the excuse, "You are bothering the other passengers" is bullshit considering they already have the mechanism installed to do such a thing. I guess it's only bothering the other passengers when it isn't profitable for them.

    42. Re:No Voice? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I know that no one around here reads the article, but you might note it comments on seat back computers, not offering wifi service on the plane, so it seems that getting voip to work against the airlines wishes might be a bit more challenging than most here foresee."

      Well, you just crack open the back of the seat, then with some wires, and alligator clips you.....

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    43. Re:No Voice? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "flying is unenjoyable enough without sitting through a conversation with..."

      While I agree whole heartedly with your views on the thoughts of having to listen to people yammer on a phone on the airplane, I don't really find the experience that bad otherwise.

      That's what drinks are for...makes the trip MUCH better.

      I've learned one thing in life, there are two people to be nice to. You bartender (naturally), and your flight attendant, because THEY are your bartender in the air.

      :-)

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    44. Re:No Voice? by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      the only time ive ever had a drink on a plane i started feeling really miserable, so thats a no-go for me :-(

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    45. Re:No Voice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put a lid on your fucking elitism, dickhole. You don't have the right to silence.

      What would you do if a group of friends were travelling together on an airplane? Or a family? Would you be a histronic cunt and demand they not talk to each other? No? Ok, you're a retarded luddite. Yes? Then you're an asshole.

    46. Re:No Voice? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and it's not like you could use VPN, SSH, DNS or ICMP tunneling to bypass that. Oh wait, you can..

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    47. Re:No Voice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy some earplugs, douchebag.

    48. Re:No Voice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its much less annoying to hear an entire conversation versus half of it. im not entirely sure why.

      generally i find flying to be a particularly unenjoyable experience. that i am trapped in a giant metal tube makes me somewhat uncomfortable. uncomfortable + annoyed is not generally a positive combination.

      your feeling is that anyone around me should have the right to be as obnoxious as they want while i am captive with them in the tube? whos the asshole now?

    49. Re:No Voice? by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      shut up on the plane, douchebag.

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    50. Re:No Voice? by boredMDer · · Score: 1

      I haven't flown in ~2 years, but I haven't seen a phone in-flight for maybe two-three years of flying back when I did.

      That's roughly '02-'05, mostly smaller jets but some large Boeings (a 747 or so, I believe...I'm no good at identifying planes for the most part). All of this was in coach, so who knows in first class.

    51. Re:No Voice? by lpq · · Score: 1

      Not at the point where you talk into the microphone. It's pretty easy to detect, and given just how annoying it is to sit next to a person talking into their cell phone ... it wouldn't take long for your seat neighbour would complain to the stewardess.
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      This doesn't seem like a good reason since they allow phonecalls on their backseat phones -- the same problem would exist.

      Second problem: "I call bullshoot!" From your description, I don't think you have ever sat next to someone on a cellphone while they were talking, while on an airplane.

      People talk on cell phones 'loudly' because as they outside volume goes "up and down" due to background noise, they don't adjust their voice "back down". It is similar to the "comical" situation where someone says something meant to be private against "background noise", but the background noise drops to zero, suddenly, and they end up shouting whatever it was they meant to be "private".

      On an airline, most people are *fairly* quiet! People are trying to read, on their computers, sleeping, watching a "silent" movie (unless you pay for earphones, or, are on a long or business-class flight. With people sitting, and with the generally "constant" drone of the engines and external air noise, they usually adjust their voice volume to not offend others. In contrast, kids flying are famously (and/or stereotypically) known for being 'annoying' because they are more often "oblivious" of their volume. Some kids are well behaved, but those who aren't stereotype it for the rest.

      It's not likely someone wearing earphones and a separate microphone would be *that* much more obvious than someone listening to computer audio using voice for input. Might not be able to talk for hours on end, but it would certainly be less obvious than someone talking on a seat-back phone -- which is allowed.

      What the airlines likely mean is that they are not going to supply *service* that would "easily" enable voice-IP to work reliably. It's not likely that they would have the bandwidth or latency requirements for a plane-load of people to use VOIP, satisfactorily.

    52. Re:No Voice? by sporkme · · Score: 1

      Heheheh, I can't wait until the first time some idiot decides to crack one of these babies open! The news channels will be running around like chickens with their heads cut off, speculating on which branch of which terrorist network the geeky white kid works for. Needle nose pliers of Damocles?

    53. Re:No Voice? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Get over yourself. All this complaining about cell phones on planes is just so much "look at me." The person next to you talking on the cell phone is no more annoying than the person next to you talking to someone else on the plane, and a hell of a lot less annoying than the person next to you talking to you.

      I disagree. And so, apparently, do a lot of other people. There's something inherently jarring about only hearing one side of a conversation. Two people talking is easy to tune out, but one person talking into a cellphone isn't. My theory is that typically, when you only 'hear' one side of a conversation, it's because the conversation is being directed at you, thus, when you are around someone talking on a cellphone, part of your brain fixates on the conversation that would otherwise just move on. At least that's how it seems to me. If I'm sitting somewhere and there are two people talking, and one person on a cellphone, an equal distance away, I'll almost always be able to tell you what the person on the cellphone was talking about afterwards. (Maybe people on cellphones just talk much louder, too.)

      It's so obnoxious on trains that Amtrak has taken to providing 'quiet cars' on some of their more heavily-traveled (N.E. Corridor) routes. They're quite nice; I always ride in them when they're available. Quiet conversations are OK, but cellphones aren't. And for once, they actually enforce the rule (I suspect because that's where the conductors tend to sit when they're not busy, and they don't want to listen to people on cellphones any more than they have to).

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    54. Re:No Voice? by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      "That's right, you payed ten _whole_ dollars. You practically own the aeroplane for that"

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    55. Re:No Voice? by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      what planes need is a Cone of Silence for each passenger. Puhhhhleeeeaasse

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    56. Re:No Voice? by sherms · · Score: 1

      Oh it was complete sarcasm on the United part. I was in government for 21 years + (still have to work with them on occasion) Even they will tell you how messed up it is. From the government view, corporate has more power than government in many aspects!!

      Corporate States of America is probably a more correct term..

  2. Worst nightmare by wombatmobile · · Score: 3, Interesting

    FTA: "Many travelers find the prospect of phone calls much less palatable than having a seatmate quietly browsing e-mail."

    Yes. Imagine sitting in the center seat between two obese passengers talking non-stop about things you don't want to know about.

    What would you do?

    What could you possibly do at that point?

    1. Re:Worst nightmare by tknn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hope that they smother you to end the pain...

    2. Re:Worst nightmare by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've always been interested why people have a bigger issue with people talking on the phone than talking to a friend on a plane/train.

      Admittedly if it's loud, it's annoying, but what's so different about a phone than a face to face conversation?

    3. Re:Worst nightmare by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Someone will likely bring out a study that concludes that your brain interprets one-sided conversations differently than if you hear both sides of the conversation.

      Personally, I think that some people just wouldn't like the person next to them at all. Cell phone or not.

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    4. Re:Worst nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always been interested why people have a bigger issue with people talking on the phone than talking to a friend on a plane/train.

      Admittedly if it's loud, it's annoying, but what's so different about a phone than a face to face conversation?
      I think you've hit the nail on the head, in that phone conversations are more likely to be loud, since it's harder to judge how loudly you need to speak so that the other person can hear you adequately (as compared to a face-to-face conversation). I'd find it just as annoying if two people were having a loud face-to-face conversation next to me.

      Oh, and the kind of person that would subject their fellow passengers to a loud phone conversation is likely to be a complete and utter arsehole anyway, which will make their conversation instantly more annoying.
    5. Re:Worst nightmare by lhorn · · Score: 1

      Offer to Swap seat
      if declined - join in and try to derail the conversation into a discussion of the relative nutritinal content of cats and dogs
      - repeat as(s) necessary.

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    6. Re:Worst nightmare by porcupine8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For the same reason that it's ok to talk to your seatmate but not to your friend sitting three rows away. You talk quietly to someone sitting right next to you, but for some reason many people seem to feel it's necessary to project into the phone inches from their mouth. I think it has something to do with the fact that cel phones, unlike receivers on traditional phones, don't actually reach to your mouth anymore, so people subconciously feel the need to make up for that - plus, of course, if your signal isn't so hot you might actually NEED to speak up. Either way, it's far louder and more annoying.

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    7. Re:Worst nightmare by mikael · · Score: 1

      Put one some headphones and play a video on my laptop, like this one [The Two Ronnies - crossed lines, or just listen to other music.

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    8. Re:Worst nightmare by kidgenius · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A couple of differences, one being is that during a face to face conversation, you tend to not talk extremely loud. Some phones incorporate a slight "echo" so that you can actually hear yourself talking (much like landlines). Many phones don't, and what ends up happening is people yell into the phone, which is exactly what Alexander Graham Bell discovered when he first invented the thing. Additionally, we perceive face-to-face conversations as normal. Cellphone conversations are just weird to us humans (being a relatively new thing). Also, and perhaps slightly more nosy, people like to listen to other people's conversations, and when you can only hear one half of the conversation, it probably annoys people on some unconscious level. It's just programmed into us that communication exists face-to-face, or at least that's how it primarily has been for eons.

    9. Re:Worst nightmare by TheHorse13 · · Score: 1

      The difference being that you can't hear the entire conversation so you're left irritated when you have to fill in the blanks on your own.

    10. Re:Worst nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also usually if you are talking to the next person it is likely that the other person will get bored and make you stop at some time. Having a cell phone opens up endless possibility. And very few travel with a companion while very few travel without a phone.

    11. Re:Worst nightmare by frenchbedroom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Someone will likely bring out a study that concludes that your brain interprets one-sided conversations differently than if you hear both sides of the conversation.
      That, and the fact that phone conversations are extremely phatic by nature. Not only do you get much less than 100% of the information, but most of the babble that's going on isn't information at all, which to you will gradually translate from a mild irritation at such a boring stream of uninteresting yakking, to eventually snatching the annoyer's cellphone, shoving it down his f*ck*n throat, and uppercutting him with superb, glorious, healing might.
    12. Re:Worst nightmare by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      I've always been interested why people have a bigger issue with people talking on the phone than talking to a friend on a plane/train.

      I've always been interested in why people find it ok to fart in the bathroom but not on the couch with your sweetheart?

      Admittedly if it's loud, it's annoying, but what's so different about a fart in the bathroom to a face to face fart?

      Cheers,
      Fozzy

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    13. Re:Worst nightmare by EMeta · · Score: 1

      More than that, conversations in person are naturally regulated by the ambient noise level. (Most easily noticed when someone ignores these queues.) Phone conversations don't provide this same information to both parties, so the volume tends to be less related to ambient noise, and thus often louder.

    14. Re:Worst nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such studies have aleady been done and the result is that it is much easier to ignore a conversation between two people where you are hearing both sides than just one side where you end up imagining the responses. It's possible that it's simply that we are much more used to having other people around us talking to each other and, until 10 years ago, no-one had phone conversations in public. We always went to another place to make or receive them so we aren't used to hearing one-sided conversations.

      In another ten years perhaps the difference will have disappeared and we'll ignore everyone all the time unless they ring us.

    15. Re:Worst nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never quite figured out why people have such a problem with people on the phone or people talking to a friend.

      Sure, I've been on the train a number of times where nearby passengers were talking to each other - very annoying, especially when their conversation shows just how much they are shallow bubble-headed idiots. Or, they may talk on a cellphone. However, I don't see why my desire to have a quiet ride should trump their desire to talk. It's annoying, but you put up with it for two hours, and move on with your life.

      I think it's that people generally feel that they have the right to have things _their_ way, rather than give a little. And that's why I don't have a lot of respect for people objecting to cellphones or conversation on trains or airplanes.

    16. Re:Worst nightmare by Skizzmm · · Score: 1

      What would I do? Never... EVER... accept a middle seat. Plan ahead and reserve an isle... or more preferred, get the business class, or first class ticket. This is of course as long as you don't fly Southwest. In which case... you get what you pay for. Beyond that... ask the flight attendant if you can change seats.

    17. Re:Worst nightmare by rengav · · Score: 1

      Worst nightmare? I can come close. I was on a flight from Boston to L.A. via Vegas. I boarded the plane at Logan, took my window seat and waited for the plane to fill. The two seats next to me were empty and I noticed a rather "large" couple working their way down the aisle, in matching nylon track suits. I thought, "Oh god, no" Yup, they took the two seats next to me. I was squished against the bulkhead and I'm not a small man. The plane took off and the man, who took the middle seat, proceeded to lean his head back and fall asleep. He then started to snore, like a freight train, for the next four hours until we landed at Las Vegas.

      This was easily as annoying at 4 hours with someone on their cellphone.

    18. Re:Worst nightmare by nickyj · · Score: 1

      There is also other forms of communication with face-to-face. Body language and even some lip reading happens most of the time, especially in noisy environments.

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    19. Re:Worst nightmare by jcuervo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Admittedly if it's loud, it's annoying, but what's so different about a fart in the bathroom to a face to face fart? If I farted on my girlfriend's face, she'd be pissed.

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    20. Re:Worst nightmare by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >Admittedly if it's loud, it's annoying, but what's so different about a phone than a face to face conversation?

      There's a name for this but it escapes me current, but the idea is that our brains are hard-wired to pick up speech. When we hear both sides of the conversation (two people talking) then we realize that we arent being spoken to so we tune it out. when we only hear one side of the conversation (guy talking into phone) we subconsciously think "hey, someone is speaking, perhaps they are speaking to me" and we also dont get the normal closure a conversation has. So we hear "how ya doing" and a long pause. This really bugs people on a certain level that is difficult to tune out.

      On top of that, most people speak way too loudly into phones as opposed to speaking in person. What they hear from the earpiece is usually too quiet so they just ramp their voices up.

      These things combined arent a good thing but we tolerate it. I cant imagine sitting in the middle seat and dealing with this. I'm sure someone will wig out and punch someone in no time.

      When cell phones do get approved for plane usage you're going to bet theres going to be a cell phone area for them to go and speak. In seat speaking is too much of a problem.

    21. Re:Worst nightmare by banuk · · Score: 1

      simple answer... its the voyeur/eavesdroper in everyone, you get to hear the full conversation when two friends are talking side by side, on the phone you only get to hear one person's voice and you can't make sense of the conversation

    22. Re:Worst nightmare by fmobus · · Score: 1

      Ze germans do something amazing on their trains! There is a Ruhezone (lit. tranquility zone) where talking, listening to music, making noise in general is strictly forbidden. Something like that should be done in airplanes too.

      In Japan, talking on the cell phone on subways is frowned upon (forbidden? I'm not sure), it is not uncommon for people to forcibly shut done your phone if you're yapping.

    23. Re:Worst nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't remember where I read this, but someone else had the theory that it's because there's no feedback in the cell phone, whereas, in a land line, you hear yourself, through the phone.

    24. Re:Worst nightmare by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's interesting. I never thought about it, but now that I think back to using a landline (not even sure when that last was), you do get at least a bit of yourself coming through the receiver. It sounds louder than your normal speech.

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    25. Re:Worst nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ever needed to concentrate on anything, you would understand. Try concentrating on complicated math formulas while someone is shouting numbers to someone else over the phone.

    26. Re:Worst nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wear earplugs.

    27. Re:Worst nightmare by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. This is Slashdot for God's sake! Blow-up dolls can't get pissed.

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    28. Re:Worst nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      alcoholic farts, eh?

    29. Re:Worst nightmare by tashammer · · Score: 1

      Being one of the obese people i would flatten you to stop your whining.

    30. Re:Worst nightmare by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. This is Slashdot for God's sake! Blow-up dolls can't get pissed. Maybe not the ones you've programmed.

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    31. Re:Worst nightmare by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      If I farted on my girlfriend's face, she'd be pissed.

      Face to face... not butt to face. hehe

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  3. Had me until this line... by explosivejared · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I think 2008 is the year when we will finally start to see in-flight Internet access become available..."

    Note to everyone, declaring this "the year of implementation x of tech y" automatically sets that tech back indefinitely. This is how this will work out now. The service will be used for years by technically elite fliers who rave over its superior stability when compared to ground based wi-fi. Then several years down the road a group with the motto "airline wifi for humans" will again attempt to make the year of "in-flight internet access", only to realize that the people are still reluctant to adopt it. It's a proven paradigm.

    So remember, if you are passionate about a technology, do not declare this "the year of it," as you are only hurting it.

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    1. Re:Had me until this line... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      So remember, if you are passionate about a technology, do not declare this "the year of it," as you are only hurting it. Well, in that case I declare that 2008 will be the year of Vista on the desktop!
    2. Re:Had me until this line... by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      How is it hurting it? You're just making people aware of it, although they might come away a little disappointed the first time when comparing reality to the hype.

      But that may not be a bad thing to bring people in before it's truly ready. I was first introduced to Linux back 10 years ago, and I went away thinking it was not ready for regular desktop use for a normal person. But that first version was my baseline, and as the years went by, I came away more and more impressed with what the Linux communities and distros accomplished. Had I waited till later, my expectations would have shifted according to what I would have been familiar with -- Windows and Os X -- and those expectations would have been harder for the Linux community to fill (some programs for instance) and I would have been blind to other positives of Linux that Mac/Windows don't have and blinded to their failings as well because my pet feature that I think I couldn't possibily live without wasn't there and don't want to waste time finding another work-around.

    3. Re:Had me until this line... by explosivejared · · Score: 1

      Well I see you got my allusion to "the year of linux on the desktop." You see the problem is not that I think calling this "the year of something," instead it's the fact that people keep taking my jokes seriously (see my sig for proof). Apparently what I thought was an absurd allegory for the trials of linux was actually an insightful and interesting commentary on marketing technology. Moderation confuses me more often than not now.

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    4. Re:Had me until this line... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      So remember, if you are passionate about a technology, do not declare this "the year of it," as you are only hurting it. Well, in that case I declare that 2008 will be the year of Vista on the desktop! The emphasised bit is important ;-)
    5. Re:Had me until this line... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      But that may not be a bad thing to bring people in before it's truly ready. We've been told that cellphones and notebooks with wireless internet access may have deadly interference with the airplane's avionics and communications systems. What has changed? Inquiring minds want to know!
    6. Re:Had me until this line... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      What has changed? Inquiring minds want to know

      Maybe because the aircraft and the associated internal network is designed for it at the start.

    7. Re:Had me until this line... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      What has changed? Inquiring minds want to know! They weren't making money off of it before.

    8. Re:Had me until this line... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1
      I know reading TFA isn't fashionable, but I hate it when TFA is a privacy-disabled site. Grumble, grumble.

      Maybe because the aircraft and the associated internal network is designed for it at the start. Think, think, how can I see TFA without a real login ...

      Since LiveTV's proprietary network Oh good! That's the same as the Diebold voting machines proprietary software making their vote count secure, right?

      ... uses a spectrum licensed from the Federal Communications Commission that was once reserved for seat-back phones, it does not interfere with cellphone service on the ground. But the hand-off process does create the potential for the airborne equivalent of a dropped call -- a problem that occurred during the test on Wednesday.

      It is also one of the reasons JetBlue is not charging passengers to log on.

      "Why charge for something that doesn't work very well yet?" Oopsy! There go your chances for ever working at Microsoft.

      I do see that they're only talking about US-domestic routes and I avoid those like the plague. Never mind. My cell here in gitmo is a lot more comfortable, but here comes the nice man who is going to take me swimming, got to go!
    9. Re:Had me until this line... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Passionate doesn't necessarily mean you like it. You can passionately hate Vista, too.

    10. Re:Had me until this line... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      "I think 2008 is the year when we will finally start to see in-flight Internet access become available..."

      Note to everyone, declaring this "the year of implementation x of tech y" automatically sets that tech back indefinitely.

      But it's already been available. I used it on a transatlantic Lufthansa flight in 2006 just before Boeing shut it down. Tunneled into my company's LAN via VPN and printed some stuff onto an office printer from the middle of the Atlantic at 36,000 feet, just so I could say I've done it. ;) The real drawback I saw was that not every seat has power ports, and laptop battery life is typically much shorter than a trans-oceanic flight duration.
    11. Re:Had me until this line... by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

      So remember, if you are passionate about a technology, do not declare this "the year of it," as you are only hurting it. Well, in that case I declare that 2008 will be the year of Vista on the desktop!


      Netcraft confirms it!

      There, that should seal the deal. :)
  4. No voice calls? by Frogbert · · Score: 0

    Seems a little arbitrary...

    1. Re:No voice calls? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't like to either talk to someone on the phone or have to listen to other people's conversations while on a plane.

      YMMV.

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    2. Re:No voice calls? by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      I would prefer more leg room.

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  5. offtopic by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unrelated to in-flight internet service, but has anyone ever tried playing a flight simulator on a laptop while on a plane? I'd love to see how quickly you could get yourself kicked off by doing that. : p

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    1. Re:offtopic by Zebedeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bonus fun if you're middle-eastern-looking and keep flying your plane into buildings :-)

    2. Re:offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually already read something about someone (yeah, very precise) who use to do that. Every time time he was flying he was playing MSFlight Simulator, playing the exact same flight that he was flying. And ususally he made it quicker than the real flight by "being more optimal in his flightpath". Well, that's what he was saying...

    3. Re:offtopic by tgd · · Score: 1

      Now admittedly I haven't played Flight Simulator since version 1 or 2... but I seem to remember I was hitting buildings a lot. I didn't have much choice, there was like 3-4 buildings in Chicago or the ground to hit.

    4. Re:offtopic by MorePower · · Score: 1

      I've done that before, years ago. Tried to fly the same route as the actual plane I was on too (didn't work so well). Nobody noticed at all.

  6. Just what I was thinking. by Nursie · · Score: 1, Redundant


    That sounds to me like a recipe for FAIL. I guess they could make the connection high latency and low bandwidth - i.e. crappy.

  7. w00t by ByKai · · Score: 2, Funny

    w00t a flying cyber cafe! Now we just need some starcraft CDs and a bunch of angry koreans to scream at each other

    1. Re:w00t by ilovecheese · · Score: 0

      Myself, I'd rather see an in-flight torrent tracker with plenty of seeds. ;)

  8. Don't hold your breath by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, we'll see the first planes with this service in 2008. On lines that are heavily contested and where competition is high, so passengers will choose carrier X over Y because they can get internet access. Don't count on it being available on domestic flights where only one or two lines have already split the market up between them, or on lines that are overbooked anyway.

    Not to mention that the first planes to be fitted with this will take off in 2008 (allegedly). That doesn't mean that every plane there is will suddenly become equipped with it. Usually, such things take a long, long time.

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    1. Re:Don't hold your breath by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correct. And given that most of us choose flights that are not nonstop (i.e., flights with layovers) due to their cost usually being much lower than nonstop flights (though this is not always the case), you probably won't wind up on too many domestic flights that are more than 4 hours anyway. So unless you travel overseas, you're probably not likely to see this very much in 2008.

    2. Re:Don't hold your breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course it will only work if the TSA doesn't smash your laptop before you get on. Their attitude is "(crash) Oops! Sorry! Not our problem!"

      Prices have gone way up, service is much worse. There are only nonstop flights to hubs these days. If you don't live or work near a hub, too bad.

  9. Very well by joaommp · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It would be nice for long courses. But I do not believe not many people will really be using it except netmaniacs that spend 12+hour daily on the net (like me) or business people who need to be constanly online (oh... like me too). Other people will rather take a nap and not even bother turning the laptop on.

    What about connection speeds? Data limits? Which satellites? Connection stability?

  10. The Internet is the second most important feature. by dada21 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...but I need a power source. I usually travel with my "lite" laptop, and a spare battery, but even that's not always enough. Some of my flights (ORD->BOM) last nearly 20 hours (with 1 stop, where I could theoretically recharge somewhere).

    I don't mind paying upwards of $40 for a flight for web access, actually, but I'd assume few others would. Speed/latency isn't an issue, but I do wonder how well it would work over large bodies of water.

  11. Two things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    1) This has been tried before - Lufthansa? United? Wasn't popular.

    2) If they don't provide power plugs at the seats, it'll be a 1-2 hour internet experience before the blasted battery drains...

    Note: American Airlines, to its credit, provides power to about half the seats in coach.

    Note to self: sell tickets when the first networked FPS game occurs and the staff, well, melts down :-)

    1. Re:Two things... by squidguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      ) This has been tried before - Lufthansa? United? Wasn't popular.
      Actually, it was very popular on Lufthansa. The problem was that Boeing (owned Connexion) wasn't seeing much ROI across all the airlines and couldn't keep the service running for its limited deployment throughout the carriers. US airlines couldn't afford to install it, generally.

    2. Re:Two things... by sricetx · · Score: 1
      The Lufthansa service wasn't bad. I tried it right before the decommissioned it (they gave it away for free during the final weeks of the service. While I wouldn't pay my own money for it (my company's is another story) it was nice.


      Another anecdote, relevant to the discussion about voice calls over the service--
      The guy seated next to me was making calls over Skype with it, and
      1) Lufthansa's internet service seemed to work fine for voice communications
      2) It wasn't annoying at all to me to be sitting next to someone talking on the phone. I think the entire reaction of "horrors! people will be able to make calls on the plane!" are pretty overblown.

  12. I guess we're all in agreement that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everybody can have their internets except the pilots, of course

  13. Awesome by TheDrewbert · · Score: 1

    This would be great for those long trans-Atlantic and trans-Pacific flights where a Crackberry addict like myself goes into withdraw and the iPod battery finally dies.

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    1. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the iPod battery finally dies. Just get a spare battery! Oh, wait...

      ;-)
  14. Re:The Internet is the second most important featu by ZeLonewolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some planes do have in-seat power. The Airbus A330-300 which I've flown to Europe many many times has in-seat power in coach. In fact, Lufthansa (Germany's national airline) had free wifi last year on their transatlantic Boeing jets. Not sure what happened to that service, but it was great...only problem was THOSE jets didn't have power. Just bring extra batteries for your laptop I suppose :)

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  15. ...not during takeoff and landing, but... by DriveDog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...what about during waiting time on the ground at the gate after the door is shut or sitting on the taxiway? If not then, then they're missing a big opportunity to pacify some agitated customers.

    1. Re:...not during takeoff and landing, but... by Kyokushi · · Score: 1

      the delay there is not really that long. though I don't live in the USA, so it might be different there.

    2. Re:...not during takeoff and landing, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be over an hour if it's busy, and many hours if there was any kind of bad weather in the area or at the destination.

  16. This is nice, but... by JKSN17 · · Score: 0

    This is a nice idea, and I sincerely hope it's implemented at some point in the near future. I imagine they will use satalite connections to provide the internet, similar to the way that XM Radio is available on AirTran Flights. But what about power? Being able to charge my battery in flight perhaps off a onboard generator would make me happy to pay that $10 fee plus a little more for the service. Especially if it means I can get to my meeting/conference, which a mostly charged battery.

  17. Re:The Internet is the second most important featu by east+coast · · Score: 1

    If you're willing to pay 40 bucks a flight for simple internet access you'd think you'd be willing to spend a bit more and buy an extra battery for the laptop.

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  18. I keep hearing this by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    I keep hearing say this is coming, but when is someone actually going to go through with actually doing it?

  19. Hijackers by daninspokane · · Score: 1

    Think about much more quiet and easier this will make Hijacking. The terrorists can boot up and IM each of the pasengers... nice and quiet like... "Yea ur being hijacked lol dun move kk?" Then they can hack into the planes controls without having to go through the old and tiresome banging-on-the-cockpit-door-with-a-gun routine...

    Of course this all hinges on whether or not they have valid Vista regkeys.

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    1. Re:Hijackers by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      The terrorists can boot up and IM each of the pasengers

      What would be great if you could send e-mails to the pilots.

      Dear Friend,

      I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to
      the both of us. In order for us to ascend to heaven, we need to participate
      in destroying America. To fulfill that purpose, we've been assigned
      by the hierarchical superiors of our terrorist organisation the task of
      landing this airplane into the White House.

      However, we unfortunately do need meet the qualifications required to perform
      ourselves such a task. This is why we would like the skilled pilot that you are
      to do it for us.

      Shall you comply and succeed, you will ascend with us to heaven. If you refuse,
      we will denote the bomb we have put under your seat (please do not look), and
      we will all die a pointless death. Awaiting your urgent reply.

      Best regards,

      The Al-Qaeda terrorists on board.

      Thanks to that destroying America will be as simple as sending spam.

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  20. Re:The Internet is the second most important featu by elinenbe · · Score: 1

    Almost all seats now include either a plane power adapter or a standard plug. If you will pay $40/flight, you can surely buy an air adapter.

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  21. This internet will also be for porn by finlandia1869 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trekkie Monster was right! Can't wait for the first time a flight attendant has to ask a customer to stop surfing for porn.

    1. Re:This internet will also be for porn by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      Trekkie Monster was right! Can't wait for the first time a flight attendant has to ask a customer to stop surfing for porn. Even better: airpwning everyone. Think "the first intercontinental plane crash directly attributable to Goatse".

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    2. Re:This internet will also be for porn by Kildjean · · Score: 1

      or to 2girls1cup.com :)

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  22. Why was this modded redundant? by Nursie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sure, it's no +5 post, but it expands slightly on what it's replying to.

  23. Likely very limited bandwidth by rickkas7 · · Score: 1

    Unless JetBlue/LiveTV acquired another license, they're seriously bandwidth limited. In 2006 they got a license to use a 1 MHz slice in the 841 to 851 MHz spectruum. Increasing the number of ground stations and using directional antennas helps, but we're definitely not talking anywhere near broadband speeds if they're still using that spectrum (which used to be used by GTE Airfone).

  24. Hijackers? Vista will keep us safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Between the DRM, performance issues, and lack of drivers, the terrorists will be frustrated indeed!

  25. Flying into the US by PinkyDead · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We are experiencing a little RIAA turbulence and so the Captain has turned on the no downloading sign. Please refrain from downloading anything until the airplane has come to a complete stop and you are safely within the terminal building."

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    1. Re:Flying into the US by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they'll just attach a list of all the sites you visit to your traveller security profile.

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  26. Nice, but my laptop battery doesn't last that long by joshuao3 · · Score: 1

    I get maybe 1hr15mins out of my laptop's battery. This is only a marginally useful development, unless they also provide a power outlet. I've seen power on a few planes, but a vast majority are still missing this key component.

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  27. I don't get it by SL+Baur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We've been told that notebook computers with wireless internet and cellphones interfere with the avionics and are dangerous and must be kept off the entire flight. Now internet access from planes is O.K. What has changed?

    Just asking.

    -sb (dreading the horribly long flight across the Pacific he faces to go home for Christmas)

    1. Re:I don't get it by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      The cellphones interfere with the towers on the ground.

    2. Re:I don't get it by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      There aren't very many towers in the Pacific Ocean and the passage over Guam and Hawaii doesn't seem to me to be a real problem.

    3. Re:I don't get it by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that the original reason for banning cellphone use in the air was not based on a concern for the plane's electronics, but rather than the switches on the ground did not have the capacity to handle the rapid switching between cells that jet based users would require. Apparently this is no longer the case, and hasn't been for several years, as the 9/11 passengers using cell phones proved.
      This may be another case of a rule that once made sense, that no-one wants to revisit.

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    4. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two reasons for the prohibition against portable electronics:

      1. The old-style instruments, still in use by earlier 737 and DC-9 airplanes use analog amplifiers to move needles. Analog amplification and noise don't go together, so keep your power drill turned off during a low approach in the fog.

      2. After Valujet, many aircraft had to be retrofitted with smoke/fire alarm systems. Rather than run wire (a P.I.T.A. unless the aircraft is diassembled) they used a wireless link. Interference has been known to set off a false fire detection.

    5. Re:I don't get it by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Both of those reasons sound plausible. I'm thinking only of Philippine Air and most of their fleet are old 747-400 wide bodies (currently being replaced by the poison gas streaming out of the air vents[1] Airbus 3(3|4)0-300). Maybe it's strictly a Philippine regulation, too.
      Come to think of it, last month I flew on a brand new plane brought into service a few days before (so said the newspapers) and the same restriction was enforced.

      [1] That's what it looks like. Reminds me of old Batman and Robin - can this be the final flight for our intrepid passengers??? Tune in tommorow, same bat time, same bat channel ...

  28. Re:The Internet is the second most important featu by kidgenius · · Score: 1

    I know this won't help you in your case, but American Airlines MD-80's (a fairly old aircraft) have power adapters in coach under the seats. When you book your next flight, check out Seat Guru and it will tell you if a particular aircraft has power adapters.

  29. No room anyway by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Call me when there's even enough room to open my laptop to a viewable angle.

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    1. Re:No room anyway by hokiehead · · Score: 1

      you do on JetBlue ("most legroom in coach"). I've flown on their Airbus 320s numerous time using several different laptops with no problem.

    2. Re:No room anyway by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

      That would be nice, but JetBlue doesn't serve my local airport.

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  30. Re:The Internet is the second most important featu by Isao · · Score: 1

    It works great over water. I used Boeing's Connexion service in ANA to and from Tokyo before the plug was pulled last December. A Skype test call was a little "chunky", but web, POP, and SSH sessions were OK.

  31. Nice about-face by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

    So is this the end of the flight attendent shpeal that goes something like this:

    "OMG WTF!? Turn off all your wireless devices or we'll all die!"

  32. Voice Calls? by Marin3 · · Score: 0

    While the technology could allow travelers to make phone calls over the Internet, most carriers say they have no plans to allow voice communications. How come this technology is going to allow voice calls when passengers were able to call perfectly during 9/11 "hijacks"?
  33. Dial This Number For In-Flight Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  34. wow by LiquidDeath · · Score: 1

    As soon as I can level my toons while stuck in a chair for 4 to 6 hours at a time, I will be a happy nerd.

  35. Lufthansa had this in 2004 by vigour · · Score: 1

    I don't know about any other companies but Lufthansa started offering in-flight net access in Sept 2004 (I was heading to Japan via Munich). It didn't seem too expensive, and they had some freebie minutes since it was only just being introduced.

    The only problem was I had a massive P4 powered laptop with a 17'' screen and no wireless card, so I got to look at people with their fancy vaios checking their email. gggrrrr......

  36. Re:The Internet is the second most important featu by colin_young · · Score: 1

    Actually many airlines (most?) are disabling the power in economy and sometimes for the entire plane. IIRC, seatguru.com (no affiliation) has info for specific airlines and aircraft.

  37. Just a thought... by Roduku · · Score: 1

    I'm kind of naive about this stuff, so I hope you will all be gentle and point out the errors. That said, allow me to think out loud for a bit:

    Couldn't a wifi enabled aircraft open a large hole in security? Couldn't a potential terrorist/bomber buy a ticket on one of these and not even have to get on board? Seems to me all that needs to be done is make sure the luggage is loaded. Is stuff that's going in the baggage compartment scrutinized as closely as carry on luggage? What if the luggage contained a wifi enabled detonator and a significant amount of explosive material? Would it be possible to retreat to a safe haven and wait for a ready signal when the connection is made, then press a button on the keyboard ( delete comes to mind)? Maybe it wouldn't even have to be the one loading the luggage that presses the button. Maybe there won't even need to be a button; maybe set it up to detonate when the wifi is detected. Maybe incorporate GPS tracking and bring the plane down over a large city. Could it be possible to set off several bombs from a central location?

    I sincerely hope all this is way off base and not possible. Again, I ask that I not be given a public flogging here, but if someone will point out why it can't happen, I'll feel more at ease.

  38. Alaska Airlines... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

    Woot! I currently live up here, and though I'm planning on moving out of state, I'll probably come back up here every year or so to visit family. Alaska Airlines has always been on of the best in the country, as far as service goes, glad to see them leading the way with this as well.

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  39. More a matter of courtesy than net neutrality by SiriusStarr · · Score: 1

    Really. While I am utterly against anything but net neutrality and hate with a passion any who throttle traffic/block ports/protocols, etc. (that means you, Comcast!), I do think that it is probably right of them to prevent the usage of VoIP services. I wouldn't really appreciate the guy squished two inches to my right having an "interesting chat" with his girlfriend, and I don't want to hear the girl three inches to my left arguing with her husband for three hours. As stated by others, it would probably be enforced more by flight attendants than by any real attempt at a firewall (they being to easy to overcome). If you really need to communicate with the outside world, I'd say there is little you can do with VoIP (that can't wait two hours) that can't be done with IRC/e-mail.

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    1. Re:More a matter of courtesy than net neutrality by ghoul · · Score: 1

      how about parents calling small kids who dont use computers yet?

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    2. Re:More a matter of courtesy than net neutrality by SiriusStarr · · Score: 1

      But are tall enough to reach phones by themselves and understand how to work them? Most small kids don't have urgent business deals that are time sensitive and need to close in the next two hours. If it's just a social call to your children, it can probably wait till you land. Besides, I also don't want to hear someone baby-talking next to me either. :D Just as a side thought, this would prove invaluable in the case of airline hijacking, as the passengers would easily and surreptitiously be able to contact the authorities.

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  40. Duh... by ghoul · · Score: 1

    If you could put a bomb on a plane without boarding yourself you dont need wifi to set it off. A 2 dollar digital watch is good enough as a detonator. In countries which have faced terrorist problems (like India where at least 2 flights were blown up by unaccompanied luggage) a common security measure is after security every passenger has to go and reidentify their luggage and any luggage not identified is not loaded. Also at all Indian airports even check in luggage is xrayed with separate high power x ray machines and then sealed with a strap. You do this before checking in with the airline and the airlines will not take your luggage without the security strapping and the luggage handlers will not load the luggage if the strap seems to have been tampered with. Further if someone does not board (the airhostesses do a name check) the plane does not take off till their luggage is tracked down and offloaded. Inefficient like hell and probably the reason Indian and Israeli state airlines always run at a loss but necessary when you are a target. US airlines may need to start doing the same if they continue to be targets and the flying experience would get worse. Oh and I forget about Indian Airlines doing its own separate security checks and frisking at the boarding stairs in Nepal as they dont trust Nepal airport officials to do a proper job ever since IC 814 got hijacked from Kathmandu after Pakistani terrorists managed to get AK 47s through Nepali security. (very easily bribable security it seems)

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    1. Re:Duh... by Roduku · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I haven't flown for the last 30 years, so I don't know anything about the security today. I appreciate the input.

    2. Re:Duh... by 2short · · Score: 0, Troll

      "I haven't flown for the last 30 years, so I don't know anything about the security today."

      Nor do you need to to see the problem in your idea. A clock makes a fine detonator. If you're trying to stop bombs, worrying about anything except explosives is dumb.

  41. Obligatory request. by jackpot777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If someone can just incorporate the following into a post:

    - pr0n

    - the phrase "...in their upright position before landing..."

    that would be great, thanks.

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  42. Oooh! My own dupe!! by brian.gunderson · · Score: 1
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  43. Plugging ports and shaping traffic by 200_success · · Score: 1

    Plugging ports and shaping traffic is the worst thing they could possibly do. Instead of having normal conversations, everybody will be shouting...

    • "Hello, can you hear me now?"
    • "I can hear you just fine, how about IF I SPEAK LIKE THIS? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"
    • "I'll try changing the bandwidth setting on my VoIP client. I'll call you right back." (One minute later...) "Is this better now?"
    • "What? My voice sounds choppy? I'm calling from a plane, isn't it amazing that anything works at all?"
    • (Ring, Ring) "Yeah, we got disconnected. Anyway, as I was saying..."
    • "This sucks, I'll call you again later when the Internet connection improves."
    • "Hello, it's me again. Is the connection better now?"
  44. Latency kills... by WoTG · · Score: 1

    The "neat" thing about voice traffic is that it's highly dependent on a steady flow of packets.

    I'm going to guess that the latency on the aircraft internet is going to be quite high. If latency is not large enough to make voice unusable, they can randomly slow outbound packets, just enough to make calls unusable. A little extra latency here and there won't hurt web browsing, email, or most other things...

  45. Not allowing VOIP.. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    Guess what, if you allow data, you allow anything. "Voice" can be stored as "data". And while perhaps the providers could block well-know ports used for VoIP services, they'd have a hard time blocking a port-hopping protocol. In fact, the initiation could be done via https (since they can hardly block that - Im sure a lot of business travelers might want to check their online banking or investments, which would require that), and the https transaction could specify the source and destination ports which would be random (and since the https would be encrypted anyway, they could hardly sniff them dynamically)

    Of course, if they restrict the bandwidth to 56K or something then it would affect usability, for BOTH VoIP as well as any other use.

  46. Re:The Internet is the second most important featu by MorePower · · Score: 1

    Almost all seats have power outlets? And yet despite having a job where I fly dozens of times every year, I have yet to see one of these mythical in-seat power outlets.

  47. This isn't new... Didn't American used to have it? by Chaset · · Score: 1

    I remember I paid $10 for a trans-pacific flight back in 2006 to have in-flight internet access. I believe it was co-branded between Boeing and the airline. I also remember they discontinued the service at the end of 2006. So in-flight internet access like this isn't new at all. I guess someone figured that this time, it would be profitable.

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  48. Other options by Geminii · · Score: 1

    In-flight gaming systems would be neat. Battle against other passengers in a range of FPS or card games! Or, if they could get direct plane-satellite-plane links going, battle against ALL other passengers of that airline, whether in flight or at a terminal. Annoying, though, if you're halfway through a meal when the frenzied spastic keyboard-thrashing of the n00b next to you sends your orange juice into your lap. Maybe if the seatbacks included an LCD and a small-size spillproof plastic keyboard/trackpad was available. That way, the airlines could control exactly what input devices there were (no microphones), the size of the gear for each seat, and the available software (browsers etc) as well. They'd be able to maintain their own security, antivirus, firewalls etc, and wrap the client experience up in a virtual environment they could simply dump and restore between flights. Maybe they'd allow thumbdrives, but block executables or something. You'd still be able to open up the usual 'common' range of stuff - text files, MS-Office stuff, MP3s/MPGs to play back through the airline headphones/screen. They'd probably even allow email send/receive from removable media. What - you thought internet access meant you'd be able to use it with YOUR laptop, did you? Bwahaha.

  49. Re:This isn't new... Didn't American used to have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The service was called Connexion by Boeing, check out the Wikipedia article at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connexion_by_Boeing. Used it a couple of times on SAS flights, rather frustrating latencies for web surfing, pulling teeth would have been preferable for SSH and other interactive usage. However, it still beat the pants out of spending 10+ hours on a plane with only in-flight entertainment. Price was around $15 for a few hours. The best part was when Boeing had already announced they were shutting down the service so the last few months of 2006 were for free.