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Unusual Data Disaster Horror Stories

Lucas123 writes "Computerworld has posted stories from a disaster recovery company that include a scientist who drilled into his hard drive in order to pour oil into the mechanism to stop the squeaking. It worked. Of course a dead drive makes no noise. And, then a guy in Thailand who, after discovering ants in his external hard drive, took the cover off in order to spray the interior with insect repellent. Both the ants and the drive died."

324 comments

  1. Backups... by rustalot42684 · · Score: 0

    Once, I thought I lost all the data in ~, /4 HOURS/ after I had gone out and purchased an external trive to back up to!!! Then it turned out I had only lost files up to part of 'k'; and then KDE didn't work properly. But I didn't lose anything big.

    1. Re:Backups... by rxmd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then it turned out I had only lost files up to part of 'k' [...]. But I didn't lose anything big.

      Thank goodness the porn folder starts with "p" :)
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    2. Re:Backups... by moezaly · · Score: 1

      Unless he names his porn folder _porn so that porn it is easy to access.... in which case he losst his years worth of collection

    3. Re:Backups... by fastest+fascist · · Score: 4, Funny

      he did say he didn't lose anything BIG...

    4. Re:Backups... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Probably into midgets or something...

    5. Re:Backups... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .pr0n anybody?

    6. Re:Backups... by Forge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually you are more likely to loose porn and other personal data without any available backups. Corporate data tends to be on some kind of backup schedule.

      As for personal data disasters. There was a Dell Laptop model (can't remember which one) that has a short screw directly over the hard drives circuit board. I put in a slightly longer screw by mistake and killed the drive.

      It took us 2 days to find the exact model on E-Bay then 2 minutes to swap the circuit boards. After which the data was transferd to an external drive. Then a brand new replacement drive was installed for regular use.

      That Blunder cost around $150 and 5 days of downtime on a laptop but I (and all the other geeks in the office) learned a lot about being meticulous.

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    7. Re:Backups... by djh101010 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As for personal data disasters. There was a Dell Laptop model (can't remember which one) that has a short screw directly over the hard drives circuit board. I put in a slightly longer screw by mistake and killed the drive.

      It took us 2 days to find the exact model on E-Bay then 2 minutes to swap the circuit boards. After which the data was transferd to an external drive. Then a brand new replacement drive was installed for regular use.

      That Blunder cost around $150 and 5 days of downtime on a laptop but I (and all the other geeks in the office) learned a lot about being meticulous.


      I got to do something very similar to that about a year ago. One of the engineering departments here has their own webserver, running on a SparcStation 10. Think 1989, 1990, something like that. It was working great until the hard drive's circuit board caught fire. Well OK, caught fire might be a BIT of an overstatement but there were charred components on the board and smoke-trails inside the enclosure, so, close enough. I've done the drive-board-swap thing a few times in the past and it works if you get the right type of drive, but this was an oddball (4.5GB SCSI) drive type that we didn't have any others of in the building. So, I presented the options to the engineering manager. 1. It's dead, and boy don't you wish your people had listened to the backup team when they told you backups had failed long ago, 2. send the drive off to ontrack.com or whatever, assuming the platters are good and the data is intact, or 3. let me get creative.

      So, as you say, eBay looking for "seagate st15xomething". Found one with a "buy it now", 1.5 hours away by car. 100 bucks or something. Annoying but cheaper than downtime for that particular group. I bought it, we sent one of his techs out to drive out and get it, and later in the day, swapped the board & up and running. Got it onto mirrored drives at least now but, they're still running on the old box. (shrug) OK, good luck with that, seeya next time.
    8. Re:Backups... by bynary · · Score: 1

      You had a 4.5GB hard drive in 1989? Unless I missed something (which is entirely possible), the gigabyte barrier wasn't broken for commercial hard drives until 1991. Also, eBay didn't come online until 1995.

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    9. Re:Backups... by Forge · · Score: 1

      At least your story only involved one major blunder (no backups).

      There is really nothing wrong with riding an old computer into the ground. Just make sure you plan an escape path. I.e. Test your software and configuration on new hardware. If you have multiple ancient boxes in your data centre and the testing is a routine matter then keeping just a few spares around to swap out whichever old box keels over is a cost saving measure.

      Why? Because if the software and workload has not changed all you are shopping for is reliability. The punyest Rack mountable Dell with redundant hardware (PSU and HDD at least) will outrun any X86 server you bought 10 years ago and possibly for less than the cost of spare parts.

      I should know we. We just replaced an old monstrosity with 4 CPUs and dedicated external storage with a bare bones PE1950 and internal 250 GB SATA RAID1.

      Not because the new box was faster or more reliable. But simply to save on electricity.

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    10. Re:Backups... by rot26 · · Score: 1

      I believe he meant that the workstation was 1990 vintage, not the incident.

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    11. Re:Backups... by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Yup, as rot26 interpreted, this was a recent event, on ancient cobbled-together hardware.

    12. Re:Backups... by djh101010 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is really nothing wrong with riding an old computer into the ground. Just make sure you plan an escape path. I.e. Test your software and configuration on new hardware. If you have multiple ancient boxes in your data centre and the testing is a routine matter then keeping just a few spares around to swap out whichever old box keels over is a cost saving measure.
      Actually, I disagree. We've got almost 2000 Unix servers in our environment. The oldest 10% of them give us maybe 50% of our problems. In the case of a sparcstation 10, it has gone well past end of life, end of service life, and is into the "You're joking, right" phase of support from the vendor. So when something like this dies, someone on my team has to spend a day or two doing heroics to compensate for something that shouldn't have been in the data center in the first place.

      I should know we. We just replaced an old monstrosity with 4 CPUs and dedicated external storage with a bare bones PE1950 and internal 250 GB SATA RAID1.

      Not because the new box was faster or more reliable. But simply to save on electricity.

      In addition to heat and power savings (same thing, really), another consideration is licensing cost. If you're running an app that is priced by CPU, then keeping that old 16 CPU Sun E4500, at 350MHz, is a pretty expensive cost savings. The license savings alone can pay for the hardware upgrade, because of processor improvements. I had a project a couple of years ago to "migrate" a business that we had acquired into our infrastructure. E3500s and similar stuff, really old big heavy servers, half a country away. Turned out to be considerably cheaper to scrap those and buy new here, mostly financed by license savings due to fewer processors.

      Sometimes, saving money by keeping the old stuff around is _very_ expensive.
    13. Re:Backups... by operagost · · Score: 1

      In that case, if he paid $100 for a 4.5 GB disk last year he really got ripped. That's something you put up for $10 and hope you get one bid. He must be sandbagging his hidden "labor cost" just in case the customer reads Slashdot.

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    14. Re:Backups... by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      I've done something similar. I was rigging a homebrew mount for an InFocus X1 projector in my dorm, used some screws that were a bit too long, and knocked a resistor right off the board. The screw stopped before actually hitting the board, but it took out one of the solder points on the SMT resistor. After I disassembled the projector, I called over a friend who was good at soldering who of course then knocked the resistor off by accident and it was gone in to the carpet forever.

      Fortunately for my broke college student ass, no actual PCB damage and an all but invisible missing resistor meant that I got the thing repaired under warranty. They even accidentally left in a test bulb which I put about 1500 hours on before it blew.

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    15. Re:Backups... by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      In that case, if he paid $100 for a 4.5 GB disk last year he really got ripped. That's something you put up for $10 and hope you get one bid. He must be sandbagging his hidden "labor cost" just in case the customer reads Slashdot. What part of "It wasn't my money", and "downtime for real applications is expensive" are you having a hard time undrestanding? To them 100 bux was nothing. Yeah, abusive and all that for old hardware but, they reimbursed me for my credit card payment, and the tech for his hours and mileage, so, nobody who does real work lost out. Not seeing a downside here. Hardware whore made out, I broke even, and the tech got out of the lab for a while. What's not to love?
    16. Re:Backups... by Forge · · Score: 1

      True words. Sometimes it is cheaper.

      In some cases (like that monstrosity) there are no license savings because the application vendor quit, but was kind enough to hand us the source code on their way out of the business.

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  2. lol by hlt32 · · Score: 1

    "There. Fixed it for you."

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  3. Scientist? by foxalopex · · Score: 1

    Let's hope that Scientist doesn't do research on computers. Otherwise I'd say you wouldn't want him or her. ;)

    1. Re:Scientist? by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      "a scientist who drilled into his hard drive in order to pour oil into the mechanism to stop the squeaking"

      Venkmen: Hey Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head!
      Egon: That would have worked too, if you hadn't stopped me.

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  4. Skydiving by grassy_knoll · · Score: 5, Funny

    In an effort to test a parachute, a camera (acting as the chute's cargo) was dropped from a plane. Unfortunately, the parachute failed its test and its fragile cargo shattered into several pieces. Ontrack's engineers had to reassemble the camera's memory stick and the video of the parachute's demise was recovered.


    If at first you don't succeed
    skydiving is not for you.
    1. Re:Skydiving by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      That's kind of odd for a solid state system. An industrial memory card can easily withstand much greater shock than falling to the ground (1G force right). I'm assuming some engineer just strapped a regular consumer grade digital camcorder on the thing?

    2. Re:Skydiving by cheater512 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Gravity is 1G.

      Hitting the ground at high speed is *not* 1G.

    3. Re:Skydiving by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      that's what i thought. I guess it's a function of how fast the payload was going, and how long it takes it to crash once it hits ground.

    4. Re:Skydiving by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Terminal velocity for something about the size and weight of a camera is probably around 200km/h. An object striking the ground at this speed would decelerate from 200km/h to 0 in milliseconds, the force applied to the object over that very short period of time while it's decelerating (read: shattering into little pieces) would be thousands or tens of thousands of G, depending on the exact way it absorbed those forces and the characteristics of the surface it hit (mud being preferable to concrete for example).

    5. Re:Skydiving by rts008 · · Score: 1

      My teflon kneecaps salute you!
      *disclaimer:3rd/75th Rangers-Airborne/10th SFG/Europe-Yeah, had master's wings, made a bunch of jumps!*

      Much easier to reconstruct a recorded event than to reconstruct a person.

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    6. Re:Skydiving by OverlordQ · · Score: 0, Redundant

      force = m * dv/dt

      So figure half a kilo camera falling at a terminal velocity of 125 meters per second, gives us a force of 3125 newtons, which is about 637 G if my math is right.

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    7. Re:Skydiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F = m * a

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F=ma#Newton's_second_law:_law_of_acceleration

      if you add five meters to three seconds, how much do we get? lulz!

    8. Re:Skydiving by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Your grasp of physics TERRIFIES me. (delta)p=F*t, which means force is change in momentum over time. Hence, force depends on the properties of the payload and the floor, which determine how long it takes to kill the payload's momentum.

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    9. Re:Skydiving by IAR80 · · Score: 1

      And how did you found out the dt?

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    10. Re:Skydiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The deceleration is actually negative Gs, and that's what happens when you carelessly use unsigned integers.

    11. Re:Skydiving by jeremyp · · Score: 2, Informative

      The force is dependent on how long the camera takes to decelerate from 125m/s to zero when it hits the ground. If it takes 0.5 seconds, the acceleration would be -250m/s/s and the force for a 0.5kg object -125N. Of course 0.5 seconds is a long time for an object hitting the ground to take to come to rest, particularly if the ground is concrete.

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    12. Re:Skydiving by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      It's been a while since freshman physics, but I believe your equations are actually the same.

      dp = F * t
      dm * dv = F * t
      m * dv = F * t (We'll assume that the mass doesn't change)
      F = m * dv/t (dt and t both mean the amount of time to come to rest)

    13. Re:Skydiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1G is an acceleration anyway, not a speed.

    14. Re:Skydiving by MimsyMaple · · Score: 1

      Erm, G's would be acceleration, while "high speed" would be, well, um, speed. So hitting the ground at high speed IS/can be at 1G. (And most likely less if the collapsed parachute is still attached.) Good try though.

    15. Re:Skydiving by Von+Helmet · · Score: 1

      This sort of thing also serves as a nice illustration of how much stronger the strong and weak nuclear forces are than gravity. It takes gravity about 10s to accelerate you to 100m/s, assuming all the necessary physics land assumptions, and then it takes the nuclear forces a tiny fraction of a second to decelerate you back to 0m/s. Quite impressive really.

    16. Re:Skydiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that I'm pretty sure that the deceleration is caused by the Electromagnetic force, not by the weak nuclear force.

    17. Re:Skydiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gravity is a force. It's result is an acceleration (assuming no other forces are in effect on the body), whose result is a velocity.

      Which is kindqa like a speed, but has a direction.

      So superficially you're right - gravity is not a speed. Just like sunlight is not fine grain alcohol...

    18. Re:Skydiving by petermgreen · · Score: 3, Informative

      OverlordQ got the equation he quoted right.

      What he did not justify is how he went from a falling velocity of 125 meters per second to a deceleration of 6250 meters per second per second

      Also his conversion from newtons to Gs is wrong 1G is 9.8 newtons so 3125 newtons is roughly 319G

      The correct answer given a mass and a height is to say that you have not been given enough information to answer the question, to answer the question mathematically requires a lot of knowlage of the material properties of both the falling item and the surface being hit.

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    19. Re:Skydiving by asdfgl · · Score: 1

      Erm, no. It is nor speed nor acceleration. G is the gravitational constant. On the other hand, g is an acceleration.

    20. Re:Skydiving by kalirion · · Score: 1

      A camera stick lying on the ground is experiencing 1G. A camera stick free-falling is experiencing 1G. A camera stick decelerating from free fall to full stop within a tiny fraction of a second is experiencing more than 1G.

    21. Re:Skydiving by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, but:
      I think we can all agree that the impact is > 1G by enough of a margin to believe the camera and SSD were damaged.
      -nB

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    22. Re:Skydiving by bunratty · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except that the force that causes macroscopic objects to bump into each other instead of pass through each other is the electromagnetic force, not nuclear forces.

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    23. Re:Skydiving by cpotoso · · Score: 1

      It is NOT nuclear forces. It is a combination of electromagnetic forces (mostly electrostatic, really) and the quantum mechanical Pauli exclusion (or anti-symmetry of the many-body electron states). And FYI, I do have a Ph.D. in physics...

    24. Re:Skydiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My teflon kneecaps salute you!


      When did you have your knees worked on, and are you happy with them? And no, I'm not joking. Were you ever stationed at Devens with 10th Group?
    25. Re:Skydiving by defnoz · · Score: 1

      Erm, wouldn't that be the electrostatic force? (Which is itself orders of magnitude weaker than the nuclear forces, IIRC).

    26. Re:Skydiving by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      A camera stick lying on the ground is experiencing 1G. Yes, although it's little-gee: "g". Big-gee is Newton's universal gravitation constant.

      A camera stick free-falling is experiencing 1G. Actually, in its local reference frame, it's experiencing 0 g.
    27. Re:Skydiving by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Yep. But as an addendum, at terminal velocity, it's back to 1g

      Rich

    28. Re:Skydiving by Von+Helmet · · Score: 1

      Ah, sue me, I was hurrying to post at the end of my lunchbreak and physics isn't really at the front of my brain!

    29. Re:Skydiving by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the equations are the same. The part that terrified me is how he decided dv/dt was terminal velocity, and gave nary a thought in the world to what was actually causing the force in question.

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    30. Re:Skydiving by Amouth · · Score: 1

      oddly enough i remember getting a shippment of OEM Seagate drives that said warenty voild if seal broken or drives experiences shock in excess of 650 G's - after thiking about it i would agree - if you hit the drive that hard yes i wouldn't expect them to warenty it either

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    31. Re:Skydiving by SatanMat · · Score: 1

      hitting the ground _in_ 1 g can be deadly... It is not the fall that kills you. It is the sudden stop. What was the _change_ in the acceleration?

    32. Re:Skydiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it is 1 g.

    33. Re:Skydiving by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      sorry I screwed up 1G is 9.8 newtons per kilo so his conversion from newtons to G was right for a half newton object.

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    34. Re:Skydiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, it's only 1G of force. But, the thing is, that force has a long time to act on said on object, and that object accelerates to terminal velocity. I don't know what the terminal velocity of a falling memory stick is, but the force needed to stop it is

      F = [(mass) * (terminal velocity)] / (time it takes to stop)

      Which is probably rather more than it can stand.

    35. Re:Skydiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I doubt it fell into a mountain of shaving cream. Worst case it hit concrete or a large rock, best case it landed in deep water. Either way impact was way over 1G.

    36. Re:Skydiving by can56 · · Score: 1

      Newtons and G's are two different beasts: one is a measure of force, and the other of acceleration. It's *ROCKET SCIENCE*

    37. Re:Skydiving by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Well my numbers were realllly off since I guestimated for the stopping time. A more accurate measure would be: .5 kg camera gives weight of 4.9 netwons.
      A rough guestimation of 125 m/s terminal velocity for it, and giving it the benefit of the doubt, have it fall the longways, gives a length of 12 centimeters, which at that speed gives an impact time of .00095999xxx seconds.

      Using the formula

      Favg = m (dv/dt)

      Favg = 65104N.

      Now going on a limb here. F = ma

      65104N = .5kg * a
      a = 260416 m/s^2 = 26573 g

      Where g = 9.8 m/s^2

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    38. Re:Skydiving by wazza · · Score: 1

      I think we've just discovered Slashdot Rule (sizeof(ruleset)+1):

      Never, ever, ever make a physics mistake on Slashdot - of all places. :>

  5. Gopher by smclean · · Score: 5, Funny

    This doesn't quite fit in to the category of data disaster, because no data was lost.. ..once as I was going to bed my cat was chasing something on the floor of my room, where the old 386 desktop was sitting, with no drive bay covers over its empty bays. Eventually the cat stopped, and I figured he caught his pray. Of course he didn't; the next day I discovered it was a gopher, and it had lodged itself in between the old Reset and Turbo button panel and the motherboard.. and struggled.. and bled to death.. all over my running 386 SX 40 motherboard.

    I didn't discover what was wrong until I woke up the next morning and began troubleshooting my mysteriously powered-down system.. the largest lifeform that my computer had ever consumed.

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    1. Re:Gopher by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 5, Funny

      I knew there was a reason that there's almost no gopher servers left: Computers kill gophers!

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    2. Re:Gopher by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think it was the World Wide Web that killed Gopher.

    3. Re:Gopher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it was the World Wide Web that killed Gopher.
      Bowing to the winds of time, maturity has set in, no more days and evenings with Veronica and must now just Google anything interesting. No more sending Archie out for packages, no more of Jughead claiming he can do it better then Veronica.
    4. Re:Gopher by jigyasubalak · · Score: 1

      Whereas in Soviet Russia gophers kill computers :)

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    5. Re:Gopher by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      ...once as I was going to bed my cat...

      Dude! You can love your pets...just done LOVE your pets. Know what I'm sayin'?
    6. Re:Gopher by enos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Q. What separates man from the animals?
      A. A condom, hopefully.

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    7. Re:Gopher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Eventually the cat stopped, and I figured he caught his pray."
      that was no gopher, that was a prayrey dog.

    8. Re:Gopher by Vskye · · Score: 1

      Nothing to do with data lost either... but I did a upgrade on a friends PC and he had a back slot open. Opened the case and found a lot of Cheerios cereal inside the case. Seems the mice liked the heat, and the amazing part was the computer was just fine. :)

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    9. Re:Gopher by Stripe7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have heard horror stories of co-locations with gopher, rat and red ant problems. They seem to like chewing on the cables. Personally the only issue I know of was a when the computer rooms cooling system was malfunctioning and it took some real hardware debugging to fix it. Turned out to be a big wasp's nest clogging up the air duct.

    10. Re:Gopher by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Turned out to be a big wasp's nest clogging up the air duct.

      That's a pretty stingy problem...

    11. Re:Gopher by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      This doesn't quite fit in to the category of data disaster, because no data was lost.. ..once as I was going to bed my cat was chasing something on the floor of my room,[ ... ] the next day I discovered it was a gopher, and it had lodged itself in between the old Reset and Turbo button panel and the motherboard.. and struggled.. and bled to death.. all over my running 386 SX 40 motherboard. You cat should have used Veronica.

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    12. Re:Gopher by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope you disposed of your computer properly and humanely. Once they've tasted blood, there's no controlling them.

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    13. Re:Gopher by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Didn't the Secret of Monkey Island teach you the importance of gopher repellent?

    14. Re:Gopher by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've seen this happen before too. Opened up a case to install a new hd for a buddy of mine, and the entire bottom of the case, the top of the cd rom drive, the hard drives, floppy drives, pretty much everything was covered in mouse turds and big yellow/black urine stains. How the computer was still running was beyond me. I set the jumper on it and just explained how to hook it up. He hooked it up himself and didn't even bother cleaning up the mess (or to put out mouse traps for that matter) Computer ran just fine for several years after that. How the motherboard withstood it is beyond me.

    15. Re:Gopher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as I was going to bed my cat was chasing something on the floor of my room ...
      the next day I discovered it was a gopher

      Ummmm .. I gotta ask. What were Granny, Jethro and Uncle Jed doing at the time? Yelling at Elly Mae to get her gopher??

    16. Re:Gopher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reminds me of a story I have... data was destroyed too.

      My sister had a hampster, it managed to escape its cage at some point. No sign of it for a week. One day, my computer won't boot and is turned off. I open it up, and there are tons of chewed wires and the entire thing smells of piss. The hampster had gotten in through a hole in the case and proceeded to wreck havoc. Hampster made it out alive, processor, motherboard, hard drive were all unfortunate victims (mostly to the hampster piss).

      Couple days later I wake up, my cat had jumped on my chest while I was sleeping and had dropped something wet and fuzzy on my chest. I grab it in my hand in the dark, squeeze it a bit and am quite confused. I turn on the light and discover a dead and bloody hampster in my hand heh. Hampster Karma.

    17. Re:Gopher by SchmellsAngel · · Score: 1

      Circa 1990 I was working in a trailer at a US national laboratory that shall remain nameless. The trailer was on top of a mesa beside a canyon. Wildlife would climb up out of the canyon and forage on the mesa. The construction guys saw a black bear in the back of my truck, foraging I suppose, but anyway.

      I would bring my lunch in and sometimes it included fruit. The fruit pits, cores, or skins sat in the trash for a few days (this was in a somewhat remote canyon without daily trash pickup). The server I was working on was a IBM Microchannel 386 running SCO Xenix. SCO wasn't really evil then according to some people I know who worked there and enjoyed the hot tub Fridays, but anyway.

      I needed to add a fantastically expensive Microchannel SCSI interface card to support an external WORM drive. Opened up the case with the oh so innovative at the time thumbscrews and what the hell. The case interior was covered with cherry pits, each with one tiny hole. No data loss, no outage. Never did catch the wascally wodent.

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  6. If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seriously. It is by far the most hilarious profession you can get into. No matter what, from computers to cars to plumbing.

    People are not necessarily stupid. From their point of view, what they did makes a lot of sense. You, as someone who knows more about the subject, can only shake your head in disbelieve. That starts with the examples mentioned here and ends with the guy who heard about some oil based liquid cooling, which caused him to have the smart idea to fill his computer with hot Crisco.

    There is literally no limit to the human inventiveness when it comes to breaking stuff.

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    1. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by hack++slash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Q: What's the difference between intelligence and stupidity?

      A: There's a limit to intelligence.

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    2. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to disagree. Common sense would tell someone that drilling a hole in a computer component without understanding how it works might damage it. I used to repair Macs and I've seen mutilation that seems almost malicious (including a paper bag full of Performa parts from someone who "just wanted to see how it works" - and somehow didn't include nearly half of the parts).

      Granted, I know very little about cars or plumbing, but I know when to consult a mechanic or plumber: when something doesn't work like it should. I would never drill into something... I was about to say without knowing what that something does, but on second thought, it's pretty stupid to drill into something even if you do know what it does.

      Yeah, these people are pretty dumb.

    3. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by the_humeister · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or go into medicine. You wouldn't belive the things people put in their rectum and how it got there...

    4. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Swampash · · Score: 1

      And the guy just happened to have a huge quantity of Crisco lying around?

      Actually, I don't want to know.

    5. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Cmdr Taco is taking me to the crisco factory for some hot grits this weekend! I can't wait.

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    6. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      But ... but I fell on it. Honestly. I didn't look and sat down and whoops, in went the hamster.

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    7. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      He dumped the (used) contents of his deep fryer into the computer.

      The repair guy was allegedly quite surprised by the weight of the unit and the curious smell of french fries coming from it.

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    8. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IBAS in Norway released a list recently, with the 10 worst dataloss accidents.

      http://www.digi.no/php/art.php?id=499065http://www.digi.no/php/art.php?id=499065

      Unfortunately I haven't been able to find an english version of this list, but it fetaures among other things a guy on a fishing trip who accidently dropped his laptop into the lake, and a scientist who spills acid on his external hardrive.

      But the first place is probably the most spectacular.
      A heavy snowfall gave a woman in Østfold(county in Norway) troubles driving up the steep hill up to her house. She begins to walk up the last bit, dragging her laptop, shopping bags, and training bag. Then comes along the local farmer's helpful son, driving a tractor towing a snowblower. He offers her a helping hand, and asks her to put everything she is carrying into the front loader on the tractor. The farmer's son drives ahead, blowing all the snow away, and woman walks behind without anything to carry. She suspects nothing until, the tractor suddenly stops. There's some strange smoke coming out of the snowblower. It turns out that source of the smoke are the woman's belongings, laptop included. On the way uphill everything had fallen out of the front loader and straight into the snow blower. All the other of her belongings went straight through, but not the laptop which got stuck. The experts managed to retrieve the data, even though the laptop suffered heavy damages.

    9. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes. Of course. Because from early on, we learned that mechanics and plumbing is something better left to people who know their drill, or to crafty men (and women) who took their time to dig into DIY books and courses so they can do it now.

      Computers is kids play in the mind of many people. Quite literally. The 10 year old next door can fix his computer, so it can't be that hard, can it? I mean, I'm an adult, so I am supposed to know heaps more than that snotty kid, so it has to be simple. And you can't do anything wrong, else it would not be child approved.

      See the reason why we get to see holes in HDs and computers that blow up because someone wanted to know what this curious "115-230V" switch does?

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    10. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The scientist spilling acid is an accident. An avoidable one, but still just a simple accident. Taking your laptop onto a boat is quite dumb, though.

      And putting your laptop onto a snow blower is VERY dumb. :)

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    11. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Eivind · · Score: 4, Funny

      True. And in -any- business. My brother is a car-mechanic. True anecdote follows:

      Lady on the phone: "Could you please send a mechanic to fix my car ? I can't come to the garage, because the problem is, a wheel fell off".

      Brother: "We could do that, where do you live ?"

      Lady: "At so-and-so, oh and could the mechanic please stop in the crossing of X and Y, pick up the wheel and bring it along, that's where it fell off."

      Brother: "So, that's where we'll find the vehicle too then ?"

      Lady: "Oh no, I noticed the wheel falling off, and the car made a horrible scraping sound, but I was in a hurry, so I drove it home on 3 wheels."

      End-effect: A 10-minute re-attachment of a wheel turned into the need to completely replace the disc-brake on one wheel, and readjust suspension. $1500, for what would otherwise have been like $100 (she could've put the wheel back on herself really, if she had half a clue)

    12. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      End-effect: A 10-minute re-attachment of a wheel turned into the need to completely replace the disc-brake on one wheel, and readjust suspension. $1500, for what would otherwise have been like $100 (she could've put the wheel back on herself really, if she had half a clue) But how does a wheel "fall off" to begin with ? I don't drive all that much (mostly using my bike, buses and the metro, comes from living in the city), but I can't recall ever having a wheel "fall off".
      And what would she put it back on with ? Super-glue ?

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    13. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by nahdude812 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The most common cause of wheels on cars falling off is a side-effect of the parent of your post - people putting wheels on themselves and getting the lug nuts wrong. Lug nuts go on with the tapered side in. The taper keeps the lug nut centered to the bolt since there is a matching taper on the wheel hub. If you don't do this, the bolt shifts back and forth in the holes on the hub every time you accelerate and break. Eventually you weaken the shafts and they break off, tossing your wheel.

      Why they don't make lug nuts with tapers on both sides I will never know, but I'm not a mechanic and I've actually seen it happen right in front of me two different times.

    14. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by PurPaBOO · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "accelerate and break"

      brake, dickhead.

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    15. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by yoshi2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stop looking through my windows!!

    16. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by soulsteal · · Score: 2, Funny

      They didn't happen to have the story about a moose biting my sister's hard drive did they? Moose bites can be pretty nasty....

    17. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
      'Why they don't make lug nuts with tapers on both sides ...'

      Cost. At least one tapering end will have to be machined or stamped as it cannot be part of the mould.

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    18. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by plate_o_shrimp · · Score: 1

      Why they don't make lug nuts with tapers on both sides I will never know,

      My 1951 MG TD's lugnuts are tapered on both sides.

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    19. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Repairing cars: I saw a woman in a petrol station pop the bonnet and pour a whole gallon can of oil into the engine. Then she went back in for another one, came out, went to pour this second gallon in. Went over and asked her what she was doing, "Well," she said, "my husband told me to check the oil but I forgot for the past couple of days, and now it's empty! I can't see any at all!"

      Yup, she wanted to brim the engine with oil. I towed it round to a nearby garage for her, where they dumped out most of the oil, and explained how to check it properly.

      Repairing computers: I once worked for a computer shop where we dealt with a lot of small businesses who were just starting to use PCs. Got a phone call to say that the hard disk had failed, and they needed it changed. No problem, grab one from spares, phone a taxi, off to client site, old drive is screaming, fit the new drive, install DOS, install Sage, ready to rock. "Ok, have you got the backup disks of your data?"

      "Here they are" - a nice neat ring binder, with the disks hole-punched and clipped in.

      Argh. They were *incredibly* lucky - the hole punch just clipped the very edge of the disk and must have been just outside the outermost track.

    20. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why they don't make lug nuts with tapers on both sides I will never know

      I think they solved that by making lug nuts that only go on one way. I've never (in 3 cars) seen a lug nut that was drilled and tapped all the way through it.

    21. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Eivind · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually most cars here have lug-bolts rather than lug-nuts, and you can't put the bolt in the wrong way.

      What you can however do is failing to seat the wheel 100% before tigthening the lug-bolts, for example having debris or dirt on the inner side of the wheel. Once the debris dislocates, for example because of vibration, acceleration and deceleration, the bolts come loose and the wheel may fall off.

      Which is why the instruction-booklet says to retigthen the bolts after having driven 10 miles or so. Which in my experience 99% of car-owners neglect to do.

    22. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Jerry Penacoli, is that you?

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    23. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      ...and computers that blow up because someone wanted to know what this curious "115-230V" switch does?

      Being in a country that uses 120V I've never seen that that little switch blows anything up, mostly it just prevents the computer from powering up. I imagine if you're in one of the countries that uses 230V on the other hand, switching that to 115V position might have slightly more destructive repercussions. Anyone actually seen this and can attest to the carnage it causes?

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    24. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I had a flat tire right next to the local mental hospital. As I was replacing the tire this mental resident walked over to the fence and watched me. I dropped the spare and it flipped the hubcap full of wheel nuts into the ditch. I couldn't find any of the nuts in the grass. Not knowing what to do I kicked the sh!t out of things and was jumping around when I heard this low voice say just take one nut off of the other three wheels and use them to hold the tire on. Shocked I turned around to see the mental patient looking at me. I said good idea but why are you on the other side of the fence? He said Because I'm Fuc*ing crazy not stupid you idiot!

    25. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It had never ocurred to me that anyone would put them on the wrong way. I'll take a guess that of those that do, 90% say it looked neater that way, with the pretty rounded side showing.

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    26. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by EMCEngineer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For non-PC items, check out http://www.microwaves101.com/content/microwavemortuary.cfm

      It has mainly microwave devices, but it's nice to see some variety - like the snake.

    27. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Logic · · Score: 1
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    28. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      I don't understand. Why not?

    29. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't explain the gerbil, though. Rescue party?

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    30. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I killed the transformer in my electric shaver going between the US and UK when I forgot to switch it one time. No smoke, no flames, just stopped working.

      There's really no excuse with modern switching power supplies though.

      Rich

    31. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Stele · · Score: 2, Funny

      A friend once told me a story about when he was a cable installer/technician. He got called to some old lady's house who was having problems with her signal - she wasn't getting any channels.

      He got there and fiddled with the tv and box for awhile and started looking at the cabling. Eventually he found a piece of exposed cable along the wall. It had been cut, cleanly, with the two ends sitting about a foot apart.

      He pointed this out to the lady, who said she had to move the TV a bit so cut the cable. Her explanation: she figured since the signal could get all the way from the big antennas in the city to her TV, she didn't see a mere foot of separation in the cable should cause any problems.

      True story.

    32. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Personally if I didn't know better I'd be inclined to think that it makes sense to put the flat side in because there's more surface are of the nut pressing against the hub, hence giving it better and more consistent pressure. If you don't notice the matching bevel on the hub's bolt holes, it actually seems to make quite a bit of sense to do it that way. Also lots of nuts have beveled edges on the outside in order to make their corners less likely to catch on something.

    33. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by msh104 · · Score: 1

      ok ok.. I admit..

      I figured out that my 486DX2 was capable of running at both 120V and 230V (220V back then actually) with this small switch on the power supply.

      So i wanted to see if there would be much performance difference when running it at 120V
      I never heard about voltage differences between countrys

      I figured that if the performence loss wasn't that great i would run my pc on 120V and save some power.
      Seemed like a really good idea at the time.

      It gave a big POOF and the power supply died with a burning smell.

      I was around 12 years old back then so please don't kill me..

    34. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

      Is that something that's common on newer vehicles? I've never seen it myself and I've changed tires on at least a dozen cars over the years (the hazards of working in a drive-through lumber yard), but none of them newer than 1998 models.

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    35. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Slightly OT here, but as a follow up to this I think I'll relate a story from back when I was taking a computer repair class in high school. We had this one kid in the class that was known as a trouble maker, he fairly often got in trouble for talking back to the teacher and in general did a shoddy job on any project he was supposed to be working on. So, one day we've got the cases off a couple systems and we're mucking around inside them and the instructor is telling us how to diagnose power supply problems. Anyway, the trouble maker is doing something when he turns around and starts talking with someone. The teacher comments on something or other and he and this guy get into a discussion. Well, the troublemaker is talking and the teacher keeps trying to interrupt him and he keeps talking over the teacher when finally the teacher yells at him to shut up. He looks at the teacher and says "fine, what do you want?" and the teacher tells him his computer is on fire. Sure enough he had managed to short something at some point and the power supply had caught fire. Thankfully he was smart enough to pull the plug rather than try to for instance hit the power switch (if it had shorted to ground you can often get a nasty shock from some power switches). After the fire was put out he got banned from working on the hardware anymore.

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    36. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if tire repair shops drive 10 miles and retighten (I'd hope so if it's part of the user manual), but when I put tires on it's always been a spare, which won't be on for much more than 10 miles before it's taken off in favor of a new tire (my friends with full spares in their vehicles don't need my help in changing a flat).

      Good point about lug nuts vs. lug bolts - I've changed a number of tires but never seen an open-ended nut.

    37. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      I had loose lugnuts once, luckily I noticed it as I pulled back as I heard/felt something was wrong and immediately stopped - the cause was that somebody had been busy trying to steal the tires, and it seems we disturbed them as I came out to go home (just in time, too).

    38. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      'Why they don't make lug nuts with tapers on both sides ...'

      Cost. At least one tapering end will have to be machined or stamped as it cannot be part of the mould.

      Or isn't it because the other end of the nut is closed ?? I can't recall seeing a nut open at both ends (from a car wheel that is) on anything but a pre WWII vehicle in a museum. I've certainly never seen it live, on a vehicle operated by me or by relatives (owned or rented). And I'm 40 btw.

      Maybe European legislation is different regarding this issue...

      I'll buy the poorly seated wheel though (as exposed a few posts below). On most models I've changed wheels on you have to lift the wheel and push to seat it properly, something people doing it for the first time might miss.
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    39. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by karnal · · Score: 1

      At least he placed his e-brake on after that event.... wow.

      Looks like some of the lug bolts sheared; possibly from the wheels having too much material between the rotor and the nut? Not sure, looks like some simple stress fractures (blurry video) but my question would be - why did all four fail at once?

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    40. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Funny

      You wouldn't belive the things people put in their rectum and how it got there...


      "How" is always the same: "I slipped while stepping out of the shower".
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    41. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the gerbil named Raggot?

    42. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by NoseyNick · · Score: 1

      I didn't look and sat down and whoops, in went the hamster.
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    43. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by pluther · · Score: 1

      "Here they are" - a nice neat ring binder, with the disks hole-punched and clipped in.

      I worked in the campus computer labs in the mid-80's. I was surprised by how many people would store their disks like that.

      Most of them weren't so lucky, though.

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    44. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's Chip, you insensitive clod! And yes, rescue party. Why do you ask?

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    45. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by clayne · · Score: 0

      Hahaha, this is one of the funniest ones I've read here for a long time.

      I can just imagine the scene - with this guy's eyes looming at you through a chain link fence the entire time.

    46. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Fair point. There is always the "put it back how you found it" rule - of course, if the person who had it before you did it wrong, you're still hosed.

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    47. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      People are not necessarily stupid Were that true, McDonald's and GM would not still be in business.

    48. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by adolf · · Score: 1

      It seems to be a lot more common on European vehicles, than on American and Japanese.

      For instance, my 1995 BMW 325i has lug bolts which screw into threaded holes in the hub assembly. The underside of the bolt head is tapered. There is no possible way to assemble it incorrectly, other than over/under-torquing the bolts.

      But this is very different from every single other car I've ever taken a wrench to. At least here in the States, we use lug nuts and wheel studs. This is probably because it definately makes a it a -lot- easier to align the wheel to its fasteners, but as a previous poster mentioned, it also makes it possible to reassemble things incorrectly.

    49. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into repair by Eivind · · Score: 1

      They typically don't. But (atleash here) they typically ask the customer to check bolt-tigthness after 10-20 miles. Which nobody does. (or almost nobody anyways)

      It's less likely to be critical though, because they -will- be aware of the importance of properly seating the wheel, and they will use the correct bolt-tension, both of which decrease the risk that the wheel will vibrate free considerably.

      I've never heard of anyone loosing a wheel after having it attached professionally at a repair-shop, though I'm sure it has happened, somewhere, sometime. But some risks are low enough that it's not really worth your effort to care about them. If it -was- a common problem, then wheel-attachments would be redesigned, it's not as if locking-bolts or locking-nuts are uninvented.

  7. This is a fairly tame list by Scoldog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm sure the bulk of the people reading this have far better stories. I don't understand the parachute one though, do video camera's have built-in memory?

    As for the memory stick one, my dear old 512MB Sandisk USB memory stick has been through the wash twice and survived fine. I've heard other people say the same thing. Anyone else have this happen to them? Anyone have a bigger storage medium go through the wash?

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    1. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a 1 GB Samsung MP3 player go thru the wash twice now and still works. Sometimes the screen blanks out, but the playback is flawless

    2. Re:This is a fairly tame list by skeftomai · · Score: 1

      I went swimming in a lake with mine in my pocket (accidentally). Still worked.

    3. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      That's not too surprising. There isn't anything in a memory stick that a detergent can really eat away. It's just a few chips soldered to a small circuit board. I wouldn't be surprised if they did injection molding on some of those USB sticks too. Would be almost completely waterproof.

    4. Re:This is a fairly tame list by zcat_NZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ISTR there was a nigerian scammer in a UK internet cafe that tried to eat his USB memory stick when the police confronted him. It was recovered, tooth-marks and all, still quite readable.

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    5. Re:This is a fairly tame list by corky842 · · Score: 1

      I ran a cheap cell phone through the wash. The dryer was probably what killed it.

    6. Re:This is a fairly tame list by martinlp · · Score: 1

      My 2Gig Kingston memory stick also went through the wash twice. Still using it now without problems.

    7. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just had a Samsung cell phone go through the wash and several cycles of the dryer (it was lodged so I didn't discover it for several days). To my disbelief the cell phone still works! Note that the dryer heat setting was on 'low' which may have been why it survived the heat, with several cycles ensuring that moisture was eliminated from the device.

    8. Re:This is a fairly tame list by oronet+commander · · Score: 1

      I had a 256 MB memory stick underwater on my garden for two days, and worked flawlessly afterwards

    9. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Paul_Hindt · · Score: 1

      ...no but once at a LAN party in high school, my drunk friend was wildly swinging around some kind of stick, and knocked an open can of Pepsi off the shelf right into the top of my CRT monitor. The monitor immediately turned off, but after waiting a couple hours for it to dry out, it turned right back on with no problems and worked fine ever since then.

    10. Re:This is a fairly tame list by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I've found most memory cards are indestructible. I've frequently washed comact flash cards. I'm surprised the memory stick didn't survive.

    11. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Kingston 512 stick that went through a wash-and-dry and survived fine.

    12. Re:This is a fairly tame list by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      I accidentally filled my keyboard with apple juice. Turns out it didn't have any drainage holes in it.

      Even after washing it out, it didn't work for a couple of days. Obviously I hadn't dried it properly the first time, because leaving it by the radiator for a few nights seemed to do the trick and now it works again.

    13. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Builder · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that one is being related 100% correctly. I'm not sure when this happened or who the canopy manufacturer was, but most skydiving work these days is done with mini-dv cameras.

      Maybe they meant that the tape had to be recovered and inserted into a new cassette. I know I've done that once already :)

    14. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not sure that one is being related 100% correctly. I'm not sure when this happened or who the canopy manufacturer was, but most skydiving work these days is done with mini-dv cameras. True, but most of it is also done with a parachute.

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    15. Re:This is a fairly tame list by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Had the washing machine cleansed the memory stick of all your pr0n?

    16. Re:This is a fairly tame list by smithberry · · Score: 1

      I had a 256 MB memory stick underwater on my garden for two days, and worked flawlessly afterwards
      Were you holding it to ransom or something? You certainly make it sound as if this was no accident!
    17. Re:This is a fairly tame list by oronet+commander · · Score: 1

      :D :D :D It just falled from my shirtpocket to the ground, and I found it two days later in my inundated garden after heavy rains...

    18. Re:This is a fairly tame list by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      When I read the skydiving parachute test story, I understood it as... they dropped the parachute out of the plane with only a camera attached, then after the chute crashed on the ground, they had to reassmeble it and rescue the video feed to try and find out why the parachute failed (not taking into account that there wasn't an actual human attached to the parachute that could pull the cord.)

      Video cameras can't open parachutes, so of course the test would fail. How many engineers does it take to figure that one out?

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    19. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Falstius · · Score: 1

      My 256mb memory stick has been through the wash at least 4 times (I always forget things in my pockets). It isn't the wash that killed it. Either her dryer is way too hot or she plugged it in while still wet. *zzt*.

    20. Re:This is a fairly tame list by CrackerJackz · · Score: 1

      From my experience its not the wash that kills devices, its the dryer ... lost a HS850 that went via the washing machine a couple of times, the one time it made it into the dryer it was toast. (same thing for a 1gb memory stick)

    21. Re:This is a fairly tame list by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Had a similar experience where a friend of mine knocked a cup of orange juice onto his keyboard. Unfortunately that one never recovered. The pulp/residue from the OJ never washed off properly, and I suspect it damaged one of the ICs when it shorted as well.

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    22. Re:This is a fairly tame list by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      My 1 gig thumbdrive (don't remember the brand) has been through the washer at least a dozen times, and the dryer nearly as many (probably 8 times or so). Still works fine. I suspect it's one of those resin blob type circuits, so probably not much the washer could actually do to it, although the dryer conceivably might be able to.

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    23. Re:This is a fairly tame list by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are ways to rig a parachute so it opens without someone pulling a cord, iirc the normal one is a second very small parachute which you don't pack up at all attatched to the ripcord. The military drop parachutes with just equipment on all the time.

      With people they have the person pull the cord because that gives more control to open the parachute at the best time (e.g. after making sure they are well clear of the plane).

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    24. Re:This is a fairly tame list by miyako · · Score: 1

      most (all?) parachutes have a saftey backup that will automatically open the chute at a certain altitude. There are also contraptions that is essentially a bit of string tied to the cord at one end and the plane at the other that will pull the cord and open the cute once it's an appropriate distance from the plane.

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    25. Re:This is a fairly tame list by kalirion · · Score: 1

      My 1GB flash drive has been through the wash a couple times, no data lossed.

    26. Re:This is a fairly tame list by EMCEngineer · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is most likely due to static electricity. Lots of static will build up, and most of these devices are probably not tested or not tested to very high levels.

    27. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Falstius · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for bounty to start marketing its "anti-static" fabric softener sheets as an electronic device protection method.

    28. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Meh, time to wast a mod point, but it's worth it.

      I've sent my flash drives through the wash many times. They don't seem to last over 4 washings, though. It's either that, or they don't handle my static ridden jacket... which is more likely the case.

      A few years ago I had Hodgkins Lymphoma cancer in my lungs. After going through the ordeal of biopsy and chemo, I then went through the mostly painless procedure of radiation therapy. Also, throughout this time I had multiple MRI/CAT scans to determine the progress. Each time I made sure my flash drive was sufficiently out of the way of the large magnets and radiation... or so I thought. As it turned out, a week after the PNY warranty expired, so did the flash drive.

      FYI, rad therapy is mostly painless because it does dry up your esophagus (sp?) after a month of doing it.

    29. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Vornzog · · Score: 1

      As for the memory stick one, my dear old 512MB Sandisk USB memory stick has been through the wash twice and survived fine. I've heard other people say the same thing. Anyone else have this happen to them? Anyone have a bigger storage medium go through the wash? I've got an 8 GB USB stick that got washed once. Seems to work better now - even with the little cap thing on, pocket lint always seems to get in to the contacts. The washing machine took care of that, and I found it before it got dried.

      Now if only I could do that with all of my other computer components - my main desktop accumulates dust like no other. Maybe I'll throw the mobo in the dishwasher...

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    30. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 cellhones to date - though not quite 512MB a piece for storage the phone numbers were/are important

      amazingly enough one of them still has better reception than my current phone but drops calls after about 2-3 minutes.

    31. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      No, probably the washer. That's why phones have water damage stickers that change color when they get wet. I think it's more of a problem if they're turned on/battery in which most phones are all the time. I think there may be some high voltage electronics in there too which would make things more problematic.

      Rich

    32. Re:This is a fairly tame list by cskrat · · Score: 1

      I've had a few USB thumb drives survive the wash as well. Though admittedly they did always escape from their pocket in the wash so that they never made it to the dryer. I just set them on the exhaust fan on top of my PC case for a day or so before I try using it again and everything has worked out fine so far.

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    33. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1

      It's good to hear that someone else has had similar luck with Sandisk. My 512MB Cruzer Mini's gone through the washer twice now, too. The first time I had to format it to be able to write to the thing again, but I was able to copy data off it fine. The second time around (which was only last week, for the record) it worked without any additional steps. Sandisk is now one of my favorite brands and I'd recommend them to anyone. Here's hoping they never disappoint me. :)

    34. Re:This is a fairly tame list by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Automatic openers were pretty rare in sport parachuting back when I was doing it (but that was a long time ago) and non-existent in other kinds of parachuting.

      Static lines (your "bit of string" contraptions) have been around forever and are pretty standard for cargo drops, initial training, and mass paratroop deployment. (Special forces insertions etc don't use them because they need to free-fall from higher altitude before opening.)

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    35. Re:This is a fairly tame list by jeephistorian · · Score: 1

      I've had my Lexar 1GB Sport go through the wash several times (and the dryer!!!). All of the markings are gone and the rubber cover has been replaced twice, but the little drive still works great. I carry it everyday, everywhere.

      Paul

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    36. Re:This is a fairly tame list by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Funny

      No matter how intuitive it seems, Macs don't need regular lubrication with apple juice.

      Just sayin' ;)

    37. Re:This is a fairly tame list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in my day (1970s) the washing machines WERE the storage medium, you insensitive clod!

  8. Ah the nostalgia... by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a return to the days when computer bugs were really bugs...

    ...now if we could just get back to the days when the people using the computer helped design the thing and knew better than to douse it in any kind of liquid...

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    1. Re:Ah the nostalgia... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, for systems that were flushed with dirty water such as that from coffee spills ceiling leaks, washing with distilled water is very helpful for washing away the corroding residue from the dirty water. You have to apply some sense in what and how you clean it, but if you don't clean it, the boards are much more likely to fail as acidic residue eats into the various coatings and compoents.

    2. Re:Ah the nostalgia... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      When I was in college, the computer labs were in a ground level, incredibly old prefab building. We had a brand new 4-story building waiting for cables to be installed for years. Apparently someone found there were corruption scams involved and the thing was slowly dragging through courts while the government and the construction contractor argued about who should pay for the cables.

      During a particularly hard winter we used to get to the labs at 8:00 and we could see our own breath while working inside the rooms. Some computers wouldn't start until we had warmed them enough. When it came to the point of having to tip the computers and monitors to spill the water off before starting them, one of the teachers had a fit and ordered the personnel to move everything to the new shiny, dry, empty building. Kilometers of power, network and telephone cables were simply stretched on the ground, running alongside the walls.

      I can't remember if someone lost their precious data, but I can recall some computers being hopelessly ruined by water.

    3. Re:Ah the nostalgia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for NCR and every circuit board that came in was placed in a large sink, sprinkled with Trisodium Phosphate TSP (concrete cleaner) and water, then lightly scrubbed. Next, we would blow off the water with compressed air then a second air source was used that had dispensed a mixture of air and light oil which smelled like WD40. Then we would test and repair the boards.

      Water usually doesn't harm circuit boards unless they're energized while wet.

    4. Re:Ah the nostalgia... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Some things will just go rusty anyway... I used to work at a place with a state-of-the-art GEC 4080. When I started there, the techie running the system proudly showed off the brand new mass storage device which could hold much more data that the 2-foot-diameter 10Mb white frisbee type disks they *also* had in the system. Anyway, at one point in the summer, the A/C blower froze up because it was just a little bit too efficient at chilling the air. That wasn't a problem - just turn it off for a couple of hours, right?? OK, yep, that worked, and the ice-melt dripped nicely into a trashcan that was parked under the chiller.

      So far, so good, not a big problem. Then the techie fired up the A/C again, lifted out the trashcan, caught it on something, and dumped the contents down the front of the cpu rack... I think the big white frisbee-type removable disks in the pull-out drawers survived, but the fixed disks didn't. They were taken away to be ground into dust (due to UK MOD data on them) and over the next couple of weeks, the paper tape punch/reader acquired a light coating of rust that it never recovered from.

    5. Re:Ah the nostalgia... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Informative

      Water usually doesn't harm circuit boards unless they're energized while wet.

      Deionized water can be in contact with many electronics while fully operational.

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  9. How to recover data from a damaged disk? by reidconti · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anybody happen to know how I might go about recovering data from a similarly damaged disk? I'm not sure if maybe there are companies that, say, perform such services for a fee. That would be hugely beneficial to the computing community as a whole.

    If there are companies that recover data, how come we never hear about them in Slashdot articles? It would seem relevant to this audience.

    1. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by _xeno_ · · Score: 4, Informative

      I assume you're asking for the original press release from Ontrack Data Recovery. And, helpfully, not linked from either the Slashdot summary or the Computerworld article.

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    2. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by aero2600-5 · · Score: 1

      And who the fuck modded that INTERESTING!?

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    3. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      If there are companies that recover data, how come we never hear about them in Slashdot articles? It would seem relevant to this audience.

      I think because most people on slashdot are smart enough to make backups? Data recovery services are really more for the HR type people who dropped their laptop in the parking garage while on a business trip on outsourcing.

    4. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Funny

      You might try "Arm And Leg Data Recovery". Their motto is "Our Name Says It All".

    5. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget to turn on the sarcasm meter today? He's criticizing what appears to be a Slashvertisement.

    6. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      *whoosh*

      You might want to check your sarcasm detector; it seems to be malfunctioning.

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    7. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm dumbfounded that such an ignorant comment got modded up here on /. of all places..." Probably has something to do with the fact that some people with mod points on Slashdot are also able to detect sarcasm. Did you really read that and not realize the OP was making the point that the article was a slashvertisement? I'm dumbfounded by your ignorance dude, and you're on /. of all places...

    8. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by alexeiz · · Score: 1

      I heard that if you put the drive in a freezer it might work for some time allowing you to recover the data. I haven't tried it myself.

    9. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by darthflo · · Score: 1

      I can confirm that. Could recover most of the data from a (very b0rken) laptop hard drive while it was in the freezer. If your freezer's large enough, try it. Don't forget putting it in a bag though ;)

    10. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by untaken_name · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This only works on drives which are failing from stiction (static friction).
      This usually occurs when heat causes parts of the hard drive to expand and rub against one another. Freezing the drive can shrink them enough to allow you to get data off the drives. However, due to the large size of modern hard drives, it is possible that you will not have enough time to transfer the full contents of a drive before it heats up again. This used to work really well, and in the field, it was a crowd-pleaser.

    11. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I take it their name refers to their prices?

      Such services are not quite invaluable, but they tend to earn their money.

    12. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. Smart enough to know that they should make backups.... (At least that's the case for me)

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    13. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by captain_dope_pants · · Score: 0

      Backups are for wimps !
      That adrenaline rush you get when 6 months work sits on your (not backed up) HDD and the machine takes a bit longer than usual to boot - you can't beat the thrill of living on the edge ;)

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    14. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by rot26 · · Score: 1


      Forget to turn on the sarcasm meter today? He's criticizing what appears to be a Slashvertisement.

      Nah, it was just a thinly disguised plug for fuckinggoogleit.com

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    15. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by Zabu · · Score: 0

      I would be more impressed if you could find the similar article posted with almost the same exact stories from last year. I think the columnist who wrote the original article dropped his laptop with a bunch of photos and articles on it... it was the same type of advertisement as this one.

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    16. Re:How to recover data from a damaged disk? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Generally, once a stictiond drive is in motion again, it stays in motion until you power it down ... then it's liable to stiction again. But not always...

      I have a 1995-vintage 800mb W.D. that I use as a bootup tester... when I got it, it was stictioned but good. Powered it on... rrrrrrrr. Gave it a light tap over the motor, which is enough to unstick most HDs... RRRRRRRR. Tapped it a bit harder... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr. So finally I gave it a serious WHACK, and it fired right up and has worked fine ever since.

      Don't try this at home, kids :)

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  10. If you want a good laugh, go into atom smashing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There is literally no limit to the human inventiveness when it comes to breaking stuff."

    Try breaking reality.

  11. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into atom smashing by forkazoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "There is literally no limit to the human inventiveness when it comes to breaking stuff."

    Try breaking reality.


    Try studying quantum mechanics. ;)
  12. Previous lists of stories. by antdude · · Score: 5, Informative

    2004.
    2005.
    Top 10 Ways To Lose Your Data due to the human factor.
    How to smash a home computer.

    I wonder if that Thailand guy should had used RAID setup, and not Raid on his HDD. [grin]

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    1. Re:Previous lists of stories. by Potor · · Score: 1

      i would mod you up so quickly had i points!!!! (for any thais reading: 555!)

      i lived in thailand for a year, and let me tell you, the ants can get anywhere, even in my 20th floor condo. but they usually - obviously - only collect where there is some food source. so i suggest that guy had a bigger problem than ants in his hard drive. prolly dropped a chocolate bar or something in the box. our condo would always remain ant free, until, that is, something dropped on the floor. then, within a half-hour, there would be a single file of ants to and from the wall to the food.

      almost every bus i was in also had an ant colony. and taxis? well, they normally only had mosquitoes.

  13. The list by sporkme · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is the list at the originator's site: http://www.ontrackdatarecovery.com/data-disasters-2007/?news=120407

  14. Original press release by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1
  15. 2006! by antdude · · Score: 3, Informative

    I forgot 2006!

    Also, here is Ontrack's official 2007 list. :)

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  16. Disk death by beer by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I recovered some data from a laptop disk from a machine that had been dowsed in beer (yes, I am Australian) and had a small dead ant poking out of one of the breathing holes. It had a few problems but fortunately it could still spin up after it dried out.

    1. Re:Disk death by beer by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Obligatory AC/DC:"For those about to ROCK, I salute You!"

      I have to ask...What kind of beer? Here in the USA we all know that Fosters is 'Australian for Beer', give it up mate!...Set us straight. (use humour filter here, PLEASE!)

      *disclaimer: for a 'lite' beer, I do like Fosters, but I really like my Guiness Extra Stout for my everyday pint.*

      Truly no disrespect implied or intended here, but what kind of ant was it? (my entomology professor is looking over my shoulder!!! He is REALLY into applying biology to technology...he is even talking about trying Linux!)

      BTW, I will get modded offtopic....this is expected.

      I just had to reply due to my blood/alcohol content. Carry On!

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    2. Re:Disk death by beer by slater86 · · Score: 1

      my deepest sympathy for spilling your beer (Australian also).

      Here's a good guide for repairing disk issues.
      http://www.datadocktorn.nu/us_frag1.php

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    3. Re:Disk death by beer by wish+bot · · Score: 1

      You should come here and try them. You won't leave. And no, no one in Australia drink Fosters. With the Free Trade Agreement, Australia agreed to be fucked over by US IP laws and you agreed to drink all our swamp water ;)

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    4. Re:Disk death by beer by dbIII · · Score: 1
      A lot of it is good but this was merely XXXX which is at least cheap and not too bad. Oddly enough we owe it all to Louis Pasteur and his desire to crush the German economy for that style of pale ale that brews well in a hot climate. There's some Czech beers that are similar.

      In Australia "light beer" means low alcohol instead of light in colour or not needing a shovel to get to the bottom like a lovely pint of Guiness.

    5. Re:Disk death by beer by ryszard99 · · Score: 1

      i'm an expat aussie livinging in NL. whenever someone asks me about that i always reply "Australians DONT drink fosters". last time i had one was at teh olympics in 2k, i drank 1/2, no, forced 1/2 down then threw the rest away. afwas water

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    6. Re:Disk death by beer by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You'd think the ant would spin up while still under the effect of the beer.

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    7. Re:Disk death by beer by kvap · · Score: 1

      I would've assumed you were Czech according to this list:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_consumption_by_country

    8. Re:Disk death by beer by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      afwaswater? Do you mean that fosters tastes like Heineken? thank god i'm belgian, we have a ban on Heineken here :-)

    9. Re:Disk death by beer by ryszard99 · · Score: 1

      dude, i would like to agree with what you said, but man, fosters is *worse*. incidentally my GF is a belgian, and man i love the beers you guys have!

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    10. Re:Disk death by beer by slyn · · Score: 1

      At first I thought your title read "Disk death by bear" and I thought to myself WHOA this'll be interesting.

    11. Re:Disk death by beer by rvw14 · · Score: 1

      not needing a shovel to get to the bottom like a lovely pint of Guiness.

      Its' not beer unless you can eat it with a fork."

  17. Oil by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    drilled into his hard drive in order to pour oil into the mechanism to stop the squeaking.

    Tssk, everyone knows one should just ignore the sq

  18. A website that collects these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Someone may have posted it but I've been referring to this site every six months or so to check on updates since my highschool years back in the late 90's. It is a list of "computer stupidities", some of which are actually pretty funny.

    http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

  19. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into atom smashing by stox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Note to self:

    1) Do not place hard drive within 10 feet of 5 tesla muon detector.

    2) Do not use fiber optic cable labeled "Insulation approved by Mouse Gourmets."

    3) You don't know what overclocking is until you have a source of liquid helium.

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  20. The ol' freezer trick works maybe 75% of the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Give it a go. Put the faulty drive into a freezer and leave it there for a while (several hours to a couple of days, it doesn't really matter).

    Pull it out and reconnect it to a system. You then have a reasonable chance of imaging it with something like Acronis True Image before the drive thaws and dies again.

    I've used this trick at least a half-dozen times and only once has it not helped...unless you can see a smouldering crater in the controller board (or the disk itself!), it's worth trying.

  21. Bash the Keyboard in disContent by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had only lost files up to part of 'k'

    I have to ask...

    #26369 +(3294)

    [Blitz] Start=}Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
    [J0E] ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
    [Blitz] it wont
    [J0E] omfg, its deleting!
    [Blitz] no, its scanning
    [J0E] it says deleting
    *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect

    ...does your name happen to be JOE?
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    Just -1, Troll talking to another.
    1. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think it's hilarious to trick people into deleting all their data?

    2. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by tomatensaft · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, I do! >:> Bwahahahahahaaa!

    3. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by hdparm · · Score: 1

      The fact that GP runs KDE means that he can't be as stupid as JOE.

    4. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Don't you wish that were true. All it really means is that you and the GP have at least a few prejudices that line up. Of course in many people's minds, agreement of opinion is equivalent to intelligence. Not so in reality, but why let that get in the way.

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    5. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by TrueKonrads · · Score: 2, Funny

      My favorite has to be this:

      Q: How do I delete a directory in linux?
      A: You do rm -rf / /path/to/directory . The first slash is where it should look for the directory.

      Somehow, people didn't think it was very funny :)

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    6. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by rv_mAdZeRG · · Score: 1

      Hum .... I don't like this "all your base belongs to us" kind of "joke" ....

      Another, funnier, joke to make on IRC is:

      joe> hey, madzerg, how do you manage to put colors in your messages on IRC ??
      madzerg> It's simple, just press CTRL-ALT-F4 and a number to use the color you want ... example : CTRL-ALT-F4 143 (143 stands for red).
      joe> Yyyyesss !! Thanks, I'll try it NOW !!!
      *** J0E has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
      madzerg> Hehe !! :) ... This "peer" guy is such a dumbass !!! :)

      My 2 cents ... ;)

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    7. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      The fact that GP runs KDE means that he can't be as stupid as JOE. Yeah, right. I guess that's why the first sticky thing on the official Ubuntu forums these days is "if someone tells you to run 'sudo rm -rf /' don't do it". I suppose there have been a few issues with that kind of thing.
      The general public has come to Linux, like it or not.
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    8. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better still....
      either rm -rf /dev/kmem
      or
      ln /dev/null /etc/fstab

      Either will work wonders for office productivity :-P

      Can you tell today was a loooooooooooooooong fortnight?

    9. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why you'll be stuck in a deadend desktop support job for the rest of your life.

    10. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither one of those is going to do much of anything useful cockface...

      rm -rf /dev/kmem just deletes the device node for /dev/kmem which very few things really need to use(unless you are on a system in which ps still needs kmem).

      ln /dev/null /etc/fstab is likely going to get you a file exists error unless you delete /etc/fstab first.

      Now go die in a fire, cockface.

    11. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by msh104 · · Score: 1

      he runs kde --> linux.. thus the joe command won't work.
      unless this is future episode special with kde4 ported to windows. (without kicker/kwin etc)

    12. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Better was telling people (who used MIRC back in the day) to hold ALT and type FAX for a virtual fax machine to other IRC users.

      ALT+F opened the file menu. A did nothing. X was for eXit.

    13. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You only run random commands from people on IRC once. And then you learn. It's a hard lesson, but the Internet isn't a sandbox, kids. It's not safe. If you don't protect yourself, you WILL get taken advantage of.

    14. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by moranar · · Score: 1

      "Note that if I can get you to 'su and say' something just by asking, you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should look into it."
      - Paul Vixie , in the vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes
      --
      "I think it would be a good idea!"
      Gandhi, about Internet Security
    15. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by moranar · · Score: 1

      No, it just means that the command necessary to nuke his data is different. Ok, maybe he won't be able to do "rm / -rf", but he will certainly be able to "rm ~/ -rf", which is almost worse. After all, modern distros only take a couple of hours to reinstall, but the data is gone forever.

      Oh, backups? What's "backup"?

      --
      "I think it would be a good idea!"
      Gandhi, about Internet Security
    16. Re:Bash the Keyboard in disContent by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      "sudo touch -- /-rf"

      It's fun watching Linux n00bs try to remove a file named "-rf" in their root directory..

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      455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
  22. For anyone who loves these kinds of stories by Romicron · · Score: 5, Informative

    This website keeps a comprehensive list of tech support horror stories. I come back to this site every couple of months when I need a good laugh.

    1. Re:For anyone who loves these kinds of stories by Aehgts · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or my personal favourite has some great stories.

      --
      "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein
  23. Data Disaster Horror Stories by fredrikj · · Score: 3, Funny

    My favorite Data disaster horror story is 6x08 - A Fistful of Datas.

  24. Are you serious? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I see your comment tagged as Funny, so maybe I'm missing the sarcasm...

    I usually try with a Linux bootcd first, making appropriate image backups. If that ever fails, I'll send it to a data recovery center.

    --
    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    1. Re:Are you serious? by glwtta · · Score: 1

      maybe I'm missing the sarcasm...

      Nah, you couldn't possibly be. I mean, what a hilarious coincidence that the OP would bring up something that was in the article itself, without even realizing it!

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    2. Re:Are you serious? by CaptPungent · · Score: 1

      Are you reading a different article than I? Because I do not see any references to putting a drive into a freezer in there. And actually, the freezer thing does work. I had a laptop drive die, would not seek to pull my homework off of it. Drive out, into a plastic baggy, and into the freezer for 30 minutes, then back into the laptop and I could boot the drive, cp my homework to floppy, and browse around for a while looking for anything else I needed before it warmed up and died again.

      --
      C Pungent
    3. Re:Are you serious? by glwtta · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what you are on about with the freezer baggies, I was just saying that it's pretty funny to open with "maybe I'm missing the sarcasm", and then proceed to miss said, blindingly obvious, sarcasm.

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    4. Re:Are you serious? by CaptPungent · · Score: 1

      Ah hell, sorry. I haven't been on Slashdot in a long time and I'm still having problems with this new-fangled thread system. I meant to reply to a post above yours.

      --
      C Pungent
  25. My Transcend USB stick happens to be in my pocket by WetCat · · Score: 1

    ... when I put my shirt into washing machine. Actually, nothing interesting happens. No data loss and the stick works today (the washing happens about 1 year ago).

  26. That reminds me of this one time... by Wescotte · · Score: 2, Funny

    at tech camp where I stuck a drive up my... well you know the rest.. 7200 RPMs is fine but those 10000RPMs are dangerous!

  27. I can imagine what the ants were thinking by RHSC · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Wer in ur hard drives, stealin ur datas"

  28. Ants rule! by antdude · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here are more funny stories related to ants and electronics that I collected:

    Bugs in the computer: Sun Microsystems, Inc. knows why Brazil is known to its native inhabitants as the kingdom of the ants.

    Ants in yer... Pants? NOT! (Toshiba notebook/laptop); Ants Invade Apple iBook.

    Ants In My Nokia (A Yahoo! account is required) 5210 Mobile Phone.

    Ants in Omniview switchboxes: An e-mail story of ants invading a network switchbox.

    Argentine ants invade a network hub.

    A photograph showing ants nesting in a guy's phone box, affecting his DSL connection and phone system.

    --
    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  29. WHat on earth was he thinking? by Psychotria · · Score: 1

    Discovering ants had taken up residence in his external hard drive, a photographer in Thailand took the cover off his computer and sprayed the interior with insect repellent.

    He took the cover off his computer to control an infestation in his external hard drive? No wonder he stuffed up

    1. Re:WHat on earth was he thinking? by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      it's all connected to each other.

  30. Adverts by eggman9713 · · Score: 0

    As long as we are advertising disk recovery companies, may I say that Microsoft's ScanDisk is wonderful. \sarcasm

  31. YOU KILLED MABEL! by xrayspx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Always mount a scratch monkey.

    1. Re:YOU KILLED MABEL! by sarahemm · · Score: 0

      This is one of those times I really, really wish I had mod points. :)

    2. Re:YOU KILLED MABEL! by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      Can't improve on the classics.

  32. My cat could have died... by k3ith · · Score: 1

    He had a habit of spraying around the house. He finally found my CRT monitor (back in the day) and pissed all over the side. The repair guy said he's lucky it was turned off since cat pee is conductive at those voltages. I guess that was one life of his, 8 left.

  33. yawn by adolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    TFA reads like a press release for Kroll. The whole thing is (almost) written like a short superhero story, with several paragraphs about Kroll saving the day in a small variety of mishaps which are neither very original nor particularly amusing.

    These aren't disasters; all of these folks got their data back.

    If this is the going rate for disaster articles these days, I might as well tell you all about the hard drive I recently rescued out of a Dell laptop after the Geek Squad had given up on it (big surprise, that). The Toshiba drive had either very bad spindle bearings or a failed head stack (or both), as when I powered it up it vibrated like crazy and made a very rapid thumping noise, but none of this was a big surprise given that it was a little over four years old.

    In experimenting with it, I found a few interesting features:

    Plugging it into a Windows box to try running Acronis against it immediately bluescreened the host machine.

    When powered up, if the drive was slowly rotated, the nature of the thump would change, and something inside would emanate a horrible metal-on-metal grinding sound for as long as I kept rotating it (apparently due to the gyroscopic effect of the spinning platters along with the failed bearings).

    The drive was totally unusable in its normal (label-side up) orientation; Linux wouldn't even read the partition table in that state.

    But if I carefully propped the drive up, in a very particular, almost-vertical position resting on its connector, it worked. Not only that, but dd was able to recover every single sector of the disk, without error. I then dd'd that back to a new disk, reinstalled Windows (the theory is that Best Buy's fine Geek Squad managed to fuck up XP somehow) on it, did some shuffling of partitions in Acronis, and gave the customer back a working computer complete with their family photos and music library.

    Total recovery of user data, much rejoicing, !=disaster.

    Or, there was the 200GB Seagate desktop drive that was under six feet of water for about 48 hours. It worked just bloody fine after letting it dry for a week, and then removing the cover to dry out the innards a bit more. Despite the visible traces of river silt still laying on the platters, Windows Explorer was more than capable of retrieving all of the requested data.

    Total recovery of user data, much rejoicing, !=disaster.

    On the other hand, another (different model) Seagate drive which was also in the same flood failed miserably. Swapping controller boards did not help. Kroll's pricing for recovery was deemed too expensive, and it was therefore a total loss.

    It was the hard drive from one of my boss's machines. Years worth of quotations and customer data that were stored in Outlook which he had been accustomed to referring to, all gone. This, of course, ==disaster. (But it was a minor disaster compared to the rest of the flood, which destroyed his office building, trashed the basement at his house, and ate enough of my own house that it is now condemned.)

    He is still insistent on maintaining his own PCs, and has subsequently been given the standard-issue lecture about backups, which he'd already heard in the past. We'll see if it soaked in, this time.

    But I seem to be digressing a lot, here. The point is, in a world stuffed full of stupid and funny computer stories, TFA doesn't seem to include any. The absence of both well-written humor and real disasters factored with the total lack of technical details equates to this article being positively inane and simply as useless as common whitewash. (Another example of this same PR tactic, not surprisingly from Kroll'

    1. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, just the other week i recovered all the data off a similar toshiba laptop drive. her drive would from time to time make 'squeaking' noises, she told me. well, one day she brings in her laptop and was almost in tears because she was getting that no fixed disk present type message and she had years of her financial data on it (without any backups).

      so i bring the drive back to my office to acronis it or at least grab the my documents folder, well, lo' and behold she wasnt bullshitting. in my 10 years of tech work ive heard some drives make some crazy ass sounds (micropolis mustang, anyone?) but this drive was by far the worse off drive ive ever been able to recover data off of. the squeak (more like a terrible grinding whistle) was so loud the front desk people came to my office like wtf?!, it was like the drive was only running at ~1,000 rpm and grinding metal on metal hardcore. so i threw it in the freezer overnight (ive always had good luck with that, although, ive heard some people say its bs. meh. works for me.) and in the morning i hooked it up, same loud ass squeak (if you tilted the drive, it would seize with a loud cerchunk), so i give it a few taps and woot-- feel that beautiful 5400rpm vibration.

      also, your seagate story reminded me of this one time, i was like.. maybe 14? my boss at this computer store showed me something that stuck to memory. some way or another a lady brought a computer in and her motherboard was caked with dried egg. yeah. egg. so he ganked it out of the case and took it back to the bathroom and gave it a 30 minute shower. after drying for a day or two it was good as new.

      one thing ill never forget is this- through trial and error (and about 5 or 6 dead pcchips 'all in one' socket 7 boards) i found a real instance of software frying hardware. we upgraded this ladys packard bell, i think it was win 3.1 but could have been 95 rev a. well, i left all of her data alone on her drive, just swapped boards/chips/ram. when i went to test the floppy drive to satisfy the checklist nazis it didnt work, so i swapped it, still didnt work. after awhile i determined the onboard fdc went out so i get another board. same thing happens- it confused the hell out of me because this time the very first thing i did was boot off a floppy i made, it worked fine. let it boot into windows, no floppy. reboot and attempt to boot of floppy, no go. i was like 'what are the chances that the fdc just died in front of my eyes upon a reboot?'
      well, i found out what was causing it. in her config sys and autoexec she had alot of those old proprietary drivers like dos mode pnp shit loading up for her old aztech sound/modem combo card (hell is too good for that company)- the pnp device driver in the config.sys fried that particular model of pc100/pcchips motherboards fdc. thats the only time in 10 years ive seen software fry hardware (well, unless you count something getting bricked by a firmware update or the like)

  34. Bugs by JavaBear · · Score: 1

    a guy in Thailand who, after discovering ants in his external hard drive, took the cover off in order to spray the interior with insect repellent. Both the ants and the drive died.


    I didn't know that removing bugs could damage a system like that...
  35. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into atom smashing by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Is this that kinda science where stuff breaks itself, or it doesn't, and you won't know 'til you disassembled it completely and take a look, just to find out you could've done without because everything's fine, at least in the area you disassembled, but it still doesn't work?

    In that case, anything dealing with anything remotely mechanic is quantum mechanics.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  36. Mouse shit in Apple IIe disk drive==no more coding by syousef · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When I was about 10 or maybe 11 a mouse got into my Apple IIe floppy disk drive and left it's droppings. This somehow caused the drive to corrupt every floppy disk I put in the drive, even if it had a write protect tab (back in the day when the tabs were literally sticky things and floppy disks were literally floppy but I digress). Unfortunately I didn't work this out before I'd put in all copies of the code for a game I was writing in Apple Basic. (It was a combination of a sub vs ship game and ship vs ufo. I'd just gotten sprites moving on a screen. Very primitive and very badly coded but hey I was a kid and I was doing this with no help). That loss of that data put me off spending time writing code for a few years.

    --
    These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  37. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into atom smashing by famebait · · Score: 1

    I'd say people have displayed impressive inventiveness in order to do that. The lengths people will go to to get high are just staggering. Liking toads comes to mind.

    --
    sudo ergo sum
  38. Death by coffee by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the days of 5.25inch floppies a colleague spilt coffee all over one. He drunk his coffee sweet, so the disk was a sticky mess. We all watched incredulously as he cut open the disk, removed the circular media and went and washed it under the tap. He then cut open a brand new 5.25 inch disk, removed the media and placed the washed media in the sleeve, sealing it with selotape. We all laughed at his stupidity as he put this disk into his computer drive .... until it worked perfectly and he recovered all the files.

    1. Re:Death by coffee by xleeko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Years ago, we experimented in the office to see just how much abuse one
      of those 5.25 floppies could take. We took the disk out, put fingerprints
      all over it, threw it on the floor and stomped on it with dirty shoes, wrote
      on it with a marker, and were still able to read it.

      Setting a hot coffee pot on it did the trick though :-)

    2. Re:Death by coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did something similar once, although it didn't involve coffee.

      Washed the disk, put it into the sleeve, stuck the whole thing into the drive and... no go.

      Oh well, it was worth a shot. Put a new disk into the drive and... no go.

      Oh shit.

      Ended up being a fairly expensive repair, although I no longer remember exactly what had been broken in the drive.

    3. Re:Death by coffee by Desert+Tripper · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those 5.25 disks are/were surprisingly strong despite their delicate appearance. I have Apple 5.25's I made 20-25 years ago and most can still be read perfectly. I had ones that got dirt, soda, etc. in them and the abovementioned procedure was most effective. The ones I bit in a fit of rage while working in Applesoft and UCSD Pascal got a couple of bad sectors, nothing more. Those idiotic 3.5's, however, are a different story. Worst disks ever. You can make a 3.5" get read errors just by looking at it wrong. I have never been more glad to see a computer technology get outmoded than when CDs and thumb drives esentially made the 3.5" drive obsolete.

    4. Re:Death by coffee by obender · · Score: 1

      We took the disk out, put fingerprints all over it, threw it on the floor and stomped on it with dirty shoes, wrote on it with a marker, and were still able to read it.
      You should have used Norton Disk Doctor.
    5. Re:Death by coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used several 5.25 inch disks without their soft flimsy cover. They worked fine in the 1541/1542 C=64 floppy drives - you know the drives that got a lever on the front. ...and cleaning them with water I never manage to wipe out their magnetism :)

      Which reminds me that it was common practice to cut out a hole with scissors on one of the top corners of the cover to make it double-sided (yes this was before the special cutters came out).

      Captcha: capable

    6. Re:Death by coffee by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I found a 5.25" floppy laying on the highway; it had been run over numerous times and had a lot of punctures through the media. Miraculously, the disk was still largely readable!!

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  39. Dog Ate My Homework by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I once accidentally pressed "power off" instead of "save" on a dedicated wordprocessor terminal on which I'd just written my term paper in a single draft during the morning it was due, the last class of the semester.

    What makes this disaster unusual is that it actually happened. No, the prof didn't believe it either.

    --

    --
    make install -not war

    1. Re:Dog Ate My Homework by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The first word processor I ever used was Electric Pencil (on what I think was a Northstar Horizon computer). It wasn't my computer or program so I was using some quick reference printout on how to use it. This was the first computer application I had ever used.

      Finished up an important term paper the night before it was due and had "saved it". I go to print it out and the file was empty! Agh! Turns out that the save command I used saved data from the cursor to the end of the document. Since I had just finished writing the paper, the cursor was at the end of the document... So I spent several hours at home typing the whole thing up on a typewriter again using some old drafts and notes.

    2. Re:Dog Ate My Homework by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I just dropped out of college rather than rewrite a 12 page rant about John Milton for an unsympathetic English major prof. Then I got flown out to Silicon Valley to program - they didn't care that I'd abandoned my English major.

      Under a decade later I retired from the computer biz (for several years, anyway), having read (and understood) more Milton during my frequent sabbaticals than that old crank could ruin for me in a semester.

      --

      --
      make install -not war

  40. Parachute cam by mrjb · · Score: 1

    In an effort to test a parachute, a camera (acting as the chute's cargo) was dropped from a plane. Unfortunately, the parachute failed its test and its fragile cargo shattered into several pieces. Ontrack's engineers had to reassemble the camera's memory stick and the video of the parachute's demise was recovered.
    That just might be one extremely cool video- more so than if the parachute would have worked. And it was recovered, too. Is the video online yet?
    --
    Visit http://ringbreak.dnd.utwente.nl/~mrjb/growingbettersoftware to download your free copy of the book
  41. beep beep beep by jasonwea · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and it was like, a really good paper!

    1. Re:beep beep beep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you had to redo it and it wasn't as good.

  42. Telephony Platform - Red / Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I used to work with a company that managed calling card platforms. There was a large database that handled call routing and least cost routing. Obviously a critical set of data for the platform to function.

    Standard practise was all live environments came up in a red terminal window and test environments in green.

    One of our engineers was red/green colour blind.

    It took nearly 45 minutes to get the platform back online after he purged a few countries worth of call routing tables from the database. Needless to say 45 minutes of outage was not a good thing in many respects. Believe me its not cool watching a whole bank of LED's on racks of voice gateways going from green to red en-mass.

    Standard practise became, never have live and test open at the same time.

    1. Re:Telephony Platform - Red / Green by mrjb · · Score: 1

      Standard practise was all live environments came up in a red terminal window and test environments in green.
      One of our engineers was red/green colour blind.

      Classic.

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      Visit http://ringbreak.dnd.utwente.nl/~mrjb/growingbettersoftware to download your free copy of the book
    2. Re:Telephony Platform - Red / Green by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Live environments, in addition to being red, should also have been in inverse video. In other words, test environments are bright green on a black background, and live environments are black (or possibly yellow) on a red background.

      Though, not having them open at the same time would also probably be a good idea. Just in case some clown gets confused about which window is receiving keyboard input at the moment.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  43. Flash memory in washing machine by sanermind · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ..actually, although I'll likely never buy from then again given their recent patent trolling, I must say that sandisk makes some quality memory. I once accidentally put a 2gb sandisk mini-'cruzer' through not just a wash cycle, but also in the dryer on high heat.. And it didn't even remain in the pocket it had been left in, but instead slipped out and was banging against the dryer drum the whole time (I heard the noise, and at the time merely thought I had left some loose change in one of my pockets, so didn't bother to stop it)..

    ..and, long story short, it still worked perfectly!

    --

    ---
    the pen is mightier than the sword, the sword is mightier than the court, the court is mightier than the pen.
    1. Re:Flash memory in washing machine by caution+live+frogs · · Score: 1

      Try SwissMemory. I have an older 512 MB SwissBit USB knife; my wife accidentally washed it (I left it in my pocket). The flash drive was completely fine afterwards. Didn't even hurt the LED flashlight. Far as I know the company makes solid memory, and I haven't heard anything about patent trolling on their part.

    2. Re:Flash memory in washing machine by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      heh... same story.

      Pull it out, take a look - seems fine. So I plug my memstick in. (non-brand thou).
      USB device not recognized. ...
      bad.

      closer look. I open the case and let the water out (in essence the casing was full of water). Now bare board w/ usb plug. Good shake, plug it in.

      Works.

      USB memsticks seems to be able to take quite a lot these days...

    3. Re:Flash memory in washing machine by Reziac · · Score: 1

      There was a torture-test review a couple years ago that did all sorts of awful things to memory sticks.

      All survived being washed, dried, dishwashered, and assorted other wet and heat abuses.

      IIRC, they also all survived being run over by a truck.

      One even survived having a nail driven through it (all the data other than what was physically mangled was still readable, and the stick worked).

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    4. Re:Flash memory in washing machine by donak · · Score: 1

      I've had a cheap as dirt USB flash drive go through the wash too, and it still works fine.

      Mine stayed in the shirt pocket, and was capped with a snap-on lid. When the wife found it,
      and handed it back to me, it seemed dry but I left it uncapped on a window sill in sunlight
      for a day.

      Don't know if no water got in, or if steaming in the sun got it all out, but
      that USB flash drive still works fine.

      --
      Don't blame me, it's usually 2 in the morning when I post ...
  44. Re:My Transcend USB stick happens to be in my pock by mcvos · · Score: 1

    Flash memory is nearly indestructible. People have tried.

  45. These should be called "The Data Darwin Awards" by Eternal+Vigilance · · Score: 1

    Though that raises a question: does the human get the award, or the data? Perhaps in these cases the human is just the means by which the data offs itself, like being the soda machine that crushes to death the cheap, stupid, thirsty guy. We don't give the award to the soda machine (well, at least not the Darwin Award :-) ).

    Maybe there's just some sets of 1's and 0's that can't take being Microsoft code anymore. I could understand that.


    "I'm Microsoft Bob. For the love of God, please kill me."

  46. My Data Disasters by thebdj · · Score: 1

    These both happened near the same time and almost cost me tons of data:
    1. Lost one of my 200 GB drives in my RAID0 (or as I like to call it AID) array. Nothing like trying to scrape off the data before the catastrophic failure of the disk. Luckily the loss was minimized.
    2. My 60 GB laptop HDD failed during the same time period. I think I managed to get some of the data off before the drive went dead, but its not like I had many places to put it.

    I know they are both pretty mundane, since they were both random drive failures. Since then, I install separate OS disks and data disks. This way failure of one doesn't been the death of the other, and I still have a place to restore data too before those awful noises stops with the death of my drive.

    I find it interesting the woman who "washed away" her data. My generic (MicroCenter bulk) USB flash drive has gone through the washer three times and the dryer twice. Not lost any data, and I am actually using it now.

    --
    "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
    1. Re:My Data Disasters by jonadab · · Score: 1

      You probably had the good sense to let your laundered flash drive *dry* before attempting to recover the data.

      It's amazing how many people, upon realizing that they've inadvertently gotten some piece of electronics wet, immediately panic and cannot resist the urge to test *right now* whether it still works or not. Of course, that's more likely to dammage it than washing it in the first place, but they don't think about that until after they find out whether it works or not.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  47. Accidental formatting by skeptikos · · Score: 2, Informative

    It happened 12 years ago or so. A co-worker asked me if he could use my computer to format a floppy disk because he was having problems with his. I said "yeah, sure."
    He sat down, inserted the disk and typed "format c:". The rest is history.

    1. Re:Accidental formatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      had that happen once. ~10 years ago
      i come back from a break, and everybody is smiling funny, then this guy comes forward and tells me he accidentilly formatted my computer.
      i asked, well did you do anything after.
      he said no.

      "unformat" worked perfect

  48. My cat WOULD have died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . because I would have KILLED it if pissed in my CRT.

  49. this is like cheap (free) therapy by robf999 · · Score: 1

    A number of IT horror stories have followed me through my career (in IT)..

    from the time on my last day (at my first job) I dropped a £12,000 radar display, to a member of my team destroying a dozen servers because they tried to do what they had seen me do a month before... (oh - and formating my F instead of my G drive 2 days before my accounts were due...) but most recently, when I left my laptop out in the rain for three days....

    Got home friday evening, put my laptop bag on the shed while I got something out the back of my car... I wasnt at work Monday so it was Tuesday before I went looking for it... accused my wife of hiding it, the dog of eating it, my kid of selling it... went to work figuring I must have left it there... but I hadnt...

    My wife found it.. she pulled it out of the bag thinking maybe it had been protected (ha!) ; she tipped it to one side and water poured out...

    When I got in I had calmed down. Id been through the "how could I have been so stupid?" phase and was now ready for battle

    I downloaded the maintenance whitepapers from the website and stripped the thing all the way down ; motherboard out, the whole shebang. And I left it for a day at room temperature.

    The next day I connected the disk drive to my home pc via usb.. and there it was - everything. no complaints, no dataloss

    did a total backup, then put laptop back together - and it was fine! I was expecting something but no ; it was A-OK

    All I can say about data loss is dont lose hope ; where there is a will there's a way - where where is determination there is a solution

    1. Re:this is like cheap (free) therapy by my+$anity++0 · · Score: 1

      I was rather concerned when I accidentally spilled water on my laptop, and it stopped working.
      By rather concerned, read, panic.
      I left it under a fluorescent lamp for whatever heat I could get, and the next day, it worked.
      I was very happy.

    2. Re:this is like cheap (free) therapy by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Unless it's powered up, or the water causes the battery to short, there's rarely lasting damage caused by water (or any conductive liquid really). So long as you clean up whatever was spilled and make sure it's thoroughly dried before powering it back on it shouldn't have any problems at all. I myself have a bad habit of leaving flash thumbdrives in my shirt pocket, and then forgetting to take them out when I do laundry. I have one thumbdrive thats taken about a dozen trips through my washer and dryer and still works just fine.

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  50. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. by taffeylewis · · Score: 2, Funny

    My friend's dad got fed up with pulling his tower case out from under his desk so decided to fit some caster wheels to it.

    He unplugged the PC and turned it upside down then drilled four small holes in each corner for the self tapping screws.

    You can see what's coming can't you?

    When he turned it the right way up and plugged it back in everything was fine. Now anybody with half a brain will know that small spiral bits of steel swarf don't mix with sesitive electronics. Unfortunatley, the bang he got when he pressed the power button was unexpected and he hit his head on the underside of the desk.

    After he got out of casualty, where he'd had a few stitches put in his tongue, he called me to ask what he could do to fix his PC. After I'd stopped laughing my head off I just said "PC World".

    Oh dear.

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  51. Re:The ol' freezer trick works maybe 75% of the ti by caution+live+frogs · · Score: 1

    Ha. My brother-in-law called me a week or so ago with a dead drive, I told him to freeze it. He was skeptical but he gave it a go; he managed to rescue his girlfriend's stuff from the thing and couldn't thank me enough.

  52. Ah, Chiller Theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good old Chiller Theater from good old DECUS. I will always remember the one about the hospital with medical waste pipes running through its basement computer room. Yep, busted.

  53. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into atom smashing by mqduck · · Score: 1

    Liking toads comes to mind. Actually, though licking the right toads CAN get you high, what people generally do it kill the thing and eat the skin (I think it's the skin, anyway). I may have my details wrong, but the point is that it involves toadocide.
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  54. 100% Fake Stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No names. A "scientist drilled a hole through the casing and poured oil into the mechanics" ? Give me a break. These stories are so vague and fake it's stupid. What hard drive squeaks in the first place? Cases have screws, you don't need to drill to get them apart. Fake.

    1. Re:100% Fake Stories by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

      "Fake" ? I thought I was reading /. not break.com.

  55. Paid articles? by Kintanon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even the original article is essentially just an advertisement for OnTrak. WTF? Why is slashdot inserting ad content into the story sections now? Keep that shit in the banner ads.

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  56. Mice by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    I was on a construction site, and we had just gotten computers. After a while, one started acting funny, and we called corporate IT, who sent a tech. When he opened the case, he found:

    1) a 1/4" layer of red dust, compliments of the dry conditions during sitework, and
    2) a health layer of "chocolate jimmies" scatered through the case.

    After that, we opened up all of them, and found the same thing. Then we opened up the dot matrix printers - not only was their a layer of dust and mouse crap, but the mice had decided to "sample" the foam sound insulation. They took a bite and then spit it out - about a thousand times.

    For all the abuse, the IBM pc's and laptops, Okidata dot matrixes (matrices?), and HP 5&6 laser printers barely missed a beat.

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    1. Re:Mice by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      For all the abuse, the IBM pc's and laptops, Okidata dot matrixes (matrices?), and HP 5&6 laser printers barely missed a beat. I used to have a Okidata dot matrix printer. Thing was built like a tank (and weight about as much as one). Given a drop test between one of those, and any modern printer, the Okidata would have won hands down. Of course, it also was a dot matrix and only put out something like a a sheet every 7 seconds, so a modern one obviously wins on performance.
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  57. A stick goes through the winter in a snowbank by professorguy · · Score: 1
    Come spring, the snowbanks melted and we found a USB stick that had obviously been dropped in the parking lot and plowed into a snowbank. The metal sheath around the pins had been crushed and was RUSTY! I jammed a screwdriver into the end to open the metal casing a bit and jammed it into a USB slot.

    We could tell who owned it because we recognized all the people in all the photos which were perfectly readable. On getting it back, the owner remembered losing it months before and thought it was gone forever.

    1. Re:A stick goes through the winter in a snowbank by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      We could tell who owned it because we recognized all the people in all the photos which were perfectly readable.
      Even from those kind of angles?
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  58. Science Fair Project by wb8nbs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Long ago, in a previous life, I volunteered to judge the Computer Science section at the Detroit science fair. One 16 year old kid's display consisted only of a hard drive. He said his computer had gotten a virus and his project was the effort to get rid of it. He began by taking the hard drive apart... but didn't find anything. He said it didn't work when he put it back together.

    We didn't award him any ribbons.

  59. similar experience after an accident ... by 45mm · · Score: 5, Funny

    So my car was legally parked in front of my girlfriend's house, on a 30mph street. There is a gradual turn, and if you're not paying attention, you'll miss the turn and hit my car.

    Well, that's basically what happened. Some nut not paying attention drove right into my car around 40mph. Needless to say, my car's left side didn't survive. I was in the house when I heard it, looked out the window, and saw this car impaling my own.

    So I go out to investigate, and the woman is attempting to drive away ... I noticed as she reversed that the right half of her front axle is torn off, wheel still lodged in my car. She didn't get far obviously (lots of horrible scraping), and eventually got out after I knocked on her window. After surveying the damage together, she informs me (completely straight-faced) "I'm late for work, really sorry ... can you help me put my wheel back on?"

    The rage I felt was unimaginable. But I calmly said, "Sure, how about I go into the house and get some super glue and we'll fix that right up for you."

    It was either the shock of the accident or she was just that stupid ... but she said "OH MY GOD, THANK YOU!"

    But I'm a cruel heartless bastard, even more so when someone doesn't get the sarcasm. "On second thought, we're waiting for a tow truck, and the cops."

    And no, she wasn't drunk (the cop was honestly surprised).

    1. Re:similar experience after an accident ... by SAABMaven · · Score: 1

      You didn't mention whether she was on the phone at the time.

      The shock of hitting your car must have knocked her mobile phone right out of her hand.

      -Your Resident Luddite

    2. Re:similar experience after an accident ... by 45mm · · Score: 1

      Nice ... actually her story to the cop was "I was looking in the passenger seat for something". She was ticketed for inattentive driving.

  60. Ants - now he is safe by dindi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    OK, I figured something : ants do ot go back where they die, so he only needs a replacement drive in the same enclosure :)

    I figured this when I had a serious ant problem in my office. Living on the tropics we have these things we call sugar ants. Tiny hyper fast ants, that appear on anything and everything with half a calorie in it.

    Now one day I put my Sony MDR-whatever DJ headphones on in the office, to come to a realization that I was ithching like hell. Itching and tickling. That was because ants were escaping from both my headsets. Over the weekend they built a damn nest inside, and when I shook them up they were transporting eggs and who knows what out of the nest in a hurry.

    Being a vegetarian treehugger I usually do not kill anything. Unless it attacks me. So there went the headset into the fridge.

    Cold slows ants down. Then they can shake them off. It works. After cooling them I opened the set and got the nest out, and threw it in the garden (ants actually seem to de-hibernate/defrost and come back to life, though probably there was collateral).

    To cut the story short: from that point I was really careful with my headphones, and inspected them before putting them on. But they never returned. There was a similar incident in a CD case. Then again the ants never ever returned.

    I only used cooling, then getting the ants out, never any chemicals (I do not use chemicals when possible, I am simply scared of them. I better eat 200000 instances of bacteria then breathe in one sip of chemical fume, be it desinfectant, window cleaning liquid, or bug killer spray.

    Oiling the disk is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of :) LOL

  61. recovery efforts, fleabay to the rescue by wkearney99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Had some data on an ancient Seagate SCSI drive that died. Had to get it back. Bought same model of drive off Ebay, after fighting with several other nitwits trying to bid on same models, yeesh. Pulled the drives apart and swapped the controller board first, no luck. Noticed a read/write head was GONE on one of the ELEVEN head arms. Pulled the head mechanism out of the fleabay drive. Had to use a plastic comb to keep the heads separated. Put the head assembly into the old drive and, voila, total access to the drive. The hardest part was trimming the damned comb so the heads were far enough apart to spread over the platter but not so far as to not fit between the platters. Ruined about 6 of them. Finally found one for children, only to hear the wife bitch about trashing it, seems it was a childhood heirloom-wannabee thing.

  62. I hate ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too much ad, too little story:(

  63. Dont laugh at Thai..he knows his ants! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you ever lived in Thailand, you would probably not only put bug spray into that machine, but literally take it outside and douse it in gasoline before hosing it with a propane fire wand to get rid of the ants and quite possibly any new 'nest' site. Those ants in Thailand bite on the one end and verrrry painfully sting on the other end; and they do not stop stinging as long as you move or live, whichever ceases first. Let the Thai posters on this site set the record even straighter. Southeastern Asian ants are MEAN, and they have a bad ATTITUDE, and they will bite and sting en masse. Critters like this are one reason that many Asian households have pet ferret cousins, the mongoose, for pets. They will warn you if a million ants cross your front door, and they will find the king cobra hiding in your closet....and the killer scorpion in your shoes, keeping warm until food (your hand) arrives. As long as they survive to tell you or present you with the dead cobra, green krait, taipan or whatever. Many households have more than one mongoose.

  64. Re:The ol' freezer trick works maybe 75% of the ti by Machtyn · · Score: 1

    And if you don't have Acronis True Image, try Partimage Is Not Ghost.

  65. Dissertation by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was working tech support a couple of years ago for a major university. One of our duties was being "available" if someone came to customer service to try to recover data off removable media. It was a free service on a best-effort basis.

    One day, I had a lady come in in tears that she "couldn't open her dissertation" off her floppy disk. I asked her if she had another copy on her computer at home, to which she said no. I used every disk utility we had and none would read it. I tried Windows, Linux, nothing. As a last ditch effort, I put it in a old G4 Macintosh with one of those Imation SuperDrives (Floppy + Zip Like disks), (OS 9.0.2 or something like that) at the suggestion of one of the other techs and it actually worked. It loaded the whole filesystem, and we recovered the document.

    The corrupted document fortunately didn't have any graphs/graphics or COM objects, so opening it in a programmer's text editor we were able to pull out all the text so all she had to do was reformat it.

    I wish that was the only time I had to recover lost thesis or disertation from graduate students who should have known better.

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  66. USB thumb drive by post.scriptum · · Score: 1

    I recently (and accidentally) put my USB thumb drive in the washing machine.
    I don't recommend it, but mine is still working fine, haha.

  67. Re:If you want a good laugh, go into atom smashing by Fnordulicious · · Score: 1

    As I recall, toad-licking involves squeezing a certain part of the toad to express some mucosal goop which contains the active ingredient, then licking the goop off of the toad. I don't know for sure, I've never tried it. Probably never will, either. I like to think that I have better things to do than licking amphibians.

  68. Re:The ol' freezer trick works maybe 75% of the ti by banzaikai · · Score: 1

    If you need to extend the time required, then try:

    Rubberband the drive between two Polar Packs® before placing into the freezer. These packs are used in shipping perishable goods (my uncle is diabetic, and these are used for the insulin, but an order placed with Omaha Steaks will get you something like them). Thawed, they will feel like Jello®, and will mold themselves to the shape of the drive. Be sure to have the connectors sticking out, or you'll have to do all this over again. Once the whole thing is frozen, you'll have an extra running time of about an hour or so.

    The only drawback is condensation, but if you keep the bags clean, the condensate should be mineral-free, and not cause a problem.

    Sounds like an Instructable is in the works...

  69. Chess loving cockroaches by thatblackguy · · Score: 1

    Long back I had one of those electronic chessboards, the kind that you can press down on to let the built in computer know the moves and play against you. One day it just stopped working so I tried changing the batteries and even the tool of the unenlightened, the dust buster but still nothing. So I open it up and something falls out....it was a cockroach that just fell out and then it became clear what happened when I saw the leg soldered to the circuit board with burn marks around it...

  70. Re:The ol' freezer trick works maybe 75% of the ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you trolling, or just clueless? Probably both.

    If a drive is already fucked (ie, won't boot, data apparently unrecoverable, etc) then how is this last-ditch rescue attempt "destroying" something when it is already effectively destroyed?

    A lot of folk will toss out a hard drive the moment it stops working (new drives are cheap) and bemoan the lost data, when a very small amount of effort could well have recovered it.

    Apparently the data wasn't worth their time backing up then it's not worth devoting a lot of time and effort to recovering it: the freezer method is not time-consuming (freeze, connect, image), so why not try?

    Stick to your Xbox, sonny and leave computers to the grown-ups.

  71. My floppy broke one more step... by arete · · Score: 1

    In the early days of 3.5" floppies being common, my floppy broke one more step...

    I had spent a couple weeks on a programming project - basically a lame, wildly feature-incomplete clone of lynx in assembly. I had a backup of the couple weeks of programming... but not the last 36 solid hours or so of last minute push. And then the disk stopped working.

    So suspecting a filesystem corruption, I brought it to a couple ubergeeks, one of them ran a raw sector read on it... there was just nothing there, no filesystem, no sectors. I was actually in the Mechanical Engineering department, so around then it occurred to us to LOOK at the disk - when you spun the little metal part, the little media part DIDN'T spin; they had become detached.

    So... I took a toothpick. And some superglue. And I glued the media back to the metal. A few seconds and another raw sector read later, I had 100% of my code... in the wrong order. Actually I had about 160% of my code... there were a ton of repeated sections.

    But I could figure that out well enough; day was saved for me.

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  72. Re:Mouse shit in Apple IIe disk drive==no more cod by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

    Your tale (tail, get it? sorry...) reminded me of the first BASIC program I tried to run on a TRS-80 CoCo, or some such. I spent who knows how long typing it in - never really having typed anything, at that tender age - and then just sat and watched it do nothing. And do nothing. And a bit more of nothing. Until I got tired of waiting and turned off the machine - tossing all of the typing I'd done. Then, just after I turned it back on - naturally... - I noticed where the manual said, "Now type 'run' and press 'enter' to execute the program."

    Eh. You live, you learn...

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  73. just a note by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    One woman called to complain that she had "washed all her data away." Her USB stick had been through a cycle in her washing machine and -- surprise! -- she couldn't retrieve any data from it I had a friend that did that a few years ago and the stick works to this day, though it is in a new casing as the dryer melted the glue holding it together
  74. USB in washing machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised the USB drive failed in a washing machine cycle. I'm sure it can happen. But, once I dropped my smartphone into a salt-water bay. It lay at the bottom for at least a month before it could be recovered. When I got it back the phone was pretty corroded. I took out the memory card which was also wet. The gold contacts had not corroded. Popped it in my memory card reader and it worked perfectly. I recovered all the data with no problem.

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