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Dvorak Looks Back At 'Another Crappy Tech Year'

twitter writes "The Vista Death Watch is PC Magazine's most popular column. That is just one of many items in Dvorak's review of yet another 'disappointing' year in Technology. 'I was not a fan of 2007. It was another crappy tech year--just the latest in a string of bad years dating back to 2000. Let's see some of the highlights and lowlights in no particular order ... The whopper for Intel, though, was its Viiv initiative, which was a dog from the get-go and was dropped--finally. Somewhere along the way, Intel bought into the Silicon Valley crock that CPUs were not important any more. What a laugh. Luckily for the company, it refocused on processor chips and found itself in the driver's seat once again. Of course, Intel will fall off the path again, of that you can be sure.'"

253 comments

  1. slashdoters by wwmedia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    are bored by another dvorak troll article

    1. Re:slashdoters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Microsoft must have given you the day off. I see the MS trolls are out with mod points.

    2. Re:slashdoters by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, Dvorak is part of the "tech industry," so I guess it would be a paradox if his commentary were fantastic :)

      That said, I have to agree that the thrill is largely gone. Even slashdot, the stories all seem to be something I've read before, and so do the comments. The late 90's, they were fantastic. But like the hippies after Woodstock, this is not the low point of a cycle -- it's over. Whatever "it" was, it will only return in a different form, and it will revolve around people other than us.

      Happy 2008!!

    3. Re:slashdoters by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure he might be of the tech industry. That doesn't mean that what he has to say is interesting. I read through half of the article before filing it in the "no shit" drawer.

      All it will take for an interesting tech year is Duke Nukem Forever to come out. That will fix this whole mess.

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      The game.
    4. Re:slashdoters by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd write up a look back at another crappy Dvorak year, but it'd be too depressing.

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      The Farewell Tour II
    5. Re:slashdoters by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Sure he might be of the tech industry. That doesn't mean that what he has to say is interesting.

      Um, that was the GP's point. If he's part of the tech industry, given what his article has to say about the tech industry, it would be paradoxical for his article to actually be interesting.

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      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    6. Re:slashdoters by quiddity · · Score: 1

      Zonk is the one who keeps posting them; the last 5 stories about dvorak were courtesy of him. Why Zonk, why?

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      . hmmm
    7. Re:slashdoters by utopianfiat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, here's the thing: the article completely did a 180 on my expectations. First I see the words "Tech", "Dvorak", and "posted by Zonk" and I doubt I even need to look at this thing in the first place- but I honestly don't know, maybe it was a new-years' fluke or something but I actually read the column and it makes a lot of points that, given, have already been made, but matter a lot in the scope of the year-in-review.
      Given it's relatively unsubstantial and still from a Dvorak point of view, but Vista, Blu-Ray, etc. are certainly foul-ups and he does a decent job of identifying them as foul-ups.
      The only thing I think it's really missing, even though it's not quite the tech you'd have in mind, is the damn Ethanol bullshit going around.

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      +5, Truth
    8. Re:slashdoters by tm2b · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is a little bit notable that he's trolling Microsoft fanboys now instead of keeping it to Mac fanboys.

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      "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
    9. Re:slashdoters by Wookietim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing is, computer's haven't changed in years. The last set of major changes happened back in the late 90's when the version 4 browsers hit the market... Since then there has been evolution, but no revolution...

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    10. Re:slashdoters by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

      You know I genuinely enjoyed the Vista death watch.

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      I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later.
    11. Re:slashdoters by cgenman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Great bits of technology this year:

      Consoles finally hit their strides. This was the best year for videogames in a very, very long time.

      The iPhone was released. Even if this particular phone has issues, suddenly everyone is talking about phone interfaces and features that aren't mired in 1993.

      VOIP is really taking off. Sure, people are shutting it down, but it is doing well.

      Amazon MP3 sales.

    12. Re:slashdoters by DECS · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dvorak looks back at another crappy career year.

      On the fault behind Vista's problems:
      Ten Fake Apple Scandals: 7 - Apple's Hardware and Dvorak's Microsoft Branded PC
      "Microsoft, in the end, gets blamed for all the flaws while watching Dell, Hewlett-Packard, IBM and other ungrateful recipients of its goodwill to make fortunes off the Windows platform." April 2007

      PE U: The Mac OS X Leopard Windows API Myth
      Dvorak's great Mac Intel prediction in 2003 was that Apple would migrate to Itanium by the end of 2004.

      Thoughts on the iPhone:
      The iPhone is "trending against what people are really liking in phones nowadays, which are those little keypads. The BlackJack, the Samsung, the BlackBerry obviously pushes this kind of thing. The Palm, all of these. I guess some of these stocks went down on the Apple announcement, thinking that Apple could do no wrong. But I think Apple can do wrong, and I think this is it." January 2007
      "there is no likelihood that Apple can be successful in a business this competitive," March 2007
      iPhone only delivers "40 minutes of talk time" and "the interface fouls up constantly." April 2007
      Why Dan Frommer and Scott Moritz Are Wrong on iPhone Sales

      "Apple should pull the plug on the iPhone." March 2007
      "I no longer believe in the concept [of a pocket-sized computer], after being slapped by reality once too often. When the iPhone came along, I was already sour on the entire idea." April 2007
      "Hitler got less coverage when he invaded Poland. Exactly what new meditation sequence Steve Jobs learned recently that could create such a flurry of fawning interest is beyond me." June 2007
      What You Expected, What You Got: Apple and Microsoft in Consumer Electronics

      John Dvorak: How Wrong Can One Guy Be?

    13. Re:slashdoters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dvorak who?

    14. Re:slashdoters by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised it wasn't, so I'm tagging this one getoffmylawn.

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      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    15. Re:slashdoters by wolftone · · Score: 1

      What's the Advantage to that?

    16. Re:slashdoters by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      The thing is, computer's haven't changed in years.

      That's what a monopoly does for you.

      The major cost of software to the producer is the development phase. Once that's done, software sellers can keep flogging the product indefinitely for almost zero additional cost. The only fly in the ointment is that customers want to see improvements, and that keeps the costs high.

      If you can take over the whole market, stifle competition so there's minimal expectations of change, you can keep gouging those 85-90% profit margins forever.

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      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    17. Re:slashdoters by JuliaNZ · · Score: 1

      "Hitler got less coverage when he invaded Poland. Exactly what new meditation sequence Steve Jobs learned recently that could create such a flurry of fawning interest is beyond me." June 2007 I agree that in general Dvorak talks a bunch of arse, but he's dead on with this one. The iPhone got saturation media coverage in countries where you couldn't even (and, I think, still can't) buy one, much less actually connect one to anything -- see for example Sydney Morning Herald and NZ Herald. Why?
    18. Re:slashdoters by DECS · · Score: 1

      It's something that's obvious to anyone who appreciates design and elegance. It's the same thing to regular mobile phones that the Mac was to the PCs of the mid 80s.

      I can only assume that you also saw nothing there. As much as I hate using the broad brush, most slashdotters would likely agree that there is nothing big about the user interface, and that the CLI is more comfortable, faster, and gets the job done better. From that perspective, it's hard to see why anyone would prefer the iPhone over something with specifications like the N95.

      Anyone who wants a removable battery, an SD slot instead of 8 GB Flash, and lots of potential rather than lots of ready usability is always going to prefer make installing over drag and drop, PCs over Macs, and a Java compiler over a multitouch combination of safari/itunes.

      There's nothing wrong with that, but a larger portion of the world doesn't want to fix everything all the time, they just want things that work. Most people want a car where you turn the key and push a pedal, not a bunch of mechanical parts to painstakingly assemble and tune in a garage. Most people want to live in a finished house rather than a fix-er-upper. Most people want a computer that just works, not a 24/7 experiment in scripting. Most people want a little device that slides through the web and plays their music, not an assortment of scripts that turn LPs into Ogg files for playback via a streaming server to a handheld Ubuntu PC running VLC.

      It's okay, I admire your ability to deal with complexity and yes I realize you can do smart things I can't. There's no danger of the things you like all going away for products that just work. There'll always be mechanics and tinkerers and programmers and robot makers, but the world isn't a bunch of sharp young people with too much time on their hands. Some of us just want shit to work without having to think about it so we can think about other things.

      That's why the iPhone captured a lot of attention. It wasn't a mind control act or huge misleading of a public demanding a phone kit running Linux.

      If the iPhone didn't deliver, it wouldn't have 95% satisfaction ratings compared to 50% blackberrys and 30% basic smartphones, and the hype would have collapsed as fast as the Zune bubble.

      The "I can't believe everyone's such a sucker" thing is so 2007. If you want to express an arrogant disdain for people who prefer simplicity and elegance, be my guest, but don't profess a disbelief in reality, because that's actually far more irritating.

      Ten Big Predictions for Apple in 2008
      What's Apple going to be up to in 2008? The previous article looked at clues from the Newton MessagePad to the iPhone. Here's a look at the potential future of the rest of Apple's businesses, from hardware to software to services.

    19. Re:slashdoters by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Zonk is Dvorak . . . Dvorak is Zonk

      Finkel is Einhorn!

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  2. Of course by Idiot+with+a+gun · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's another bad year, Dvorak is still writing.

    1. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame the keyboard

  3. Yay its Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh. Twitter posted it. That explains it.

    Read twitters comment history. He is everything that is wrong with linux zealots.

    1. Re:Yay its Dvorak by mangu · · Score: 0, Troll

      He is everything that is wrong with linux zealots.

      At least he logs in, instead of posting as AC. The real problem here are the m$ zealots who either are too stupid to create a username for themselves.

    2. Re:Yay its Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Twitter the Troll wrote the jornal and Communist Zonk posted it. I'm beginning to wonder, could this mean Twitter the Troll and Erris the Troll are both sockpuppets of Communist Zonk?

  4. He seems conflicted by slyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He writes about how it's such a miserable year, but half the stuff he writes about is about companies being uber-successful. Google, Apple and the Wii come to mind.

    Honestly, why does Dvorak still have a job?

    1. Re:He seems conflicted by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Slashdot effect, probably. It makes them think we still like him.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:He seems conflicted by wwmedia · · Score: 0, Troll

      same reason "people" watch Fox news

      cause its dramatic at times and is far removed from the truth

    3. Re:He seems conflicted by skoaldipper · · Score: 1, Troll

      I tend to agree with Dvorak here. The last 10 years has pretty much been a fizzle of redesign but no real revolution. iPhone? Pfft. Google? Pfft. Doom3? Possibly. Hybrids? Pfft. VoIP? Hmmm. Ad Infinitum. Of course, I actually watched the moon landing (like him), so I'm probably jaded at this point. Where are my damn flying cars?!

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      I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
    4. Re:He seems conflicted by hedwards · · Score: 5, Informative

      Honestly, there's a huge amount of really interesting technology and science out there, more so even than I was a kid in the 80s. It's just that you've got to focus where the developments are happening. The OS world is largely dead in terms of innovation. What we do get from them is pretty consistent bloat, very little of which is actually new, and none of which is more useful than what we had.

      Medical technology has made amazing strides in the last 10 years or so. Cryosurgery, Sequencing a human Genome, stem cell results, bacteriophage treatments for infections, using said treatment to limit the amount of e. coli on beef in the US, the ability to operate within a human heart without having to open up the chest, the continued rise of digital X-rays in hospitals, the realization that sleep is primarily regulated by 1 single molecule and the discovery of a method for converting all blood donations into 0- from whatever they were previously.

      And that really isn't everything. Any one of those things is of more significance than the moon landing was. Even the space research that we have NASA scientists do is far more important than the moon ever was, the only reason why we think of the moon at all, was that we beat the Russians at the race from the earth to the moon, and key to it, back home safely. Apart from that, it really didn't contribute that much to scientific research in general.

    5. Re:He seems conflicted by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because people read his work (look it gets /.ed all the time).

    6. Re:He seems conflicted by smilindog2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, come on, now. It's been a good year. The iPhone brought multi-touch displays into the mainstream. Google started the Android project. Hybrids made huge gains with new battery technology. VoIP? How about Skype and the new Asterisk appliance, or even the Free Telephony Project? I see the same list, but somehow I see it in a more positive light, but heck, I'm an optimist. I saw the moon landing, too. I also witnessed the birth of the personal computer, cell phones, and the Internet. Computing power increased a mind boggling amount, memory went from $1M for 64K bytes to $50 for a gigabyte, and of course disk storage went nuts.

      As for real revolutions, I don't believe in them. From airplanes to telephones, when I dig into the story of innovation, I find instead a series of incremental improvements. All we've really been missing lately is those OMG moments like a moon landing. I'm jaded too... when a 5-year-old boy gets to see the first moon landing, he expects amazing things for the rest of his life. At 44, I'm still waiting for a comparable moment. When I think about it, I feel let down. The trick is to step back and realize that the revolution has been happening every day, little by little, just without the OMG moments.

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      Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
    7. Re:He seems conflicted by Ckwop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Honestly, why does Dvorak still have a job?

      His job is not to write decent well researched articles on the state of the industry. His job is to get visitors to the site to keep the ad revenues healthy. He's laughing at us, he knows he's stupid. He's counting on your love of pointing it out to make him money. If you view Dvorak through this light, he is a very talented individual.

      This raises the question as to why Slashdot continues to post his articles? Well, they're part of the gravy-train too. You see, Dvorak stories usually have a lot of comments on them because there a loads of posts from people who love to point out his deliberate stupidity. Slashdot is supported by ads too, so it makes sense for them to post stories that generate the most controversy. More page views equals more viewed advertisements which leads to increased revenues.

      As such, the only way to stop these poor quality stories is not to react to the flame-bait. Don't go to the linked article, don't post against the article, don't even read the thread and mod down the stories in the fire hose.

      Simon

    8. Re:He seems conflicted by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      Because his job is not to write insightful opinion pieces, but to generate ad revenue.

    9. Re:He seems conflicted by lessthan · · Score: 1

      I was born after the landing and have never seen the complete newscast. How sad is that?

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      Space Shuttle was a program that strapped humans to an explosion and tried to stab through the sky with fire and math
    10. Re:He seems conflicted by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1) Bacteriophage treatment was used in the Soviet Union for a long long long time.
      2) Why should e-coli be on the beef in the first place if you are butchering the cow properly? i.e. What's shit (cow or other) doing on your beef?

      The advance I'm waiting for is a far more reliable and safe way of attaching devices to brains. Then the blind would be able to see etc.

      Of course the **AA and the DMCA might cause problems with that.

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    11. Re:He seems conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      this is such a ridiculous statement...

    12. Re:He seems conflicted by Znork · · Score: 1

      "bacteriophage treatments"

      Eh, bacteriophage tech has been in use for more than 50 years, much in eastern europe and the former Soviet union, and while it's good to see the western medical community start looking around for options after antibiotics runs into a dead end, one rather wonders what took them so long.

      The medical field is hardly in good shape to in comparison with even a lackluster technological field, and for the level of funding that the field gets, one could expect it to have produced much more significant strides than it has.

    13. Re:He seems conflicted by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Bacteriophage treatment was used in the Soviet Union for a long long long time. Yes, that's true, but how many of those treatments were conducted in the US or even on Americans? The science behind it is fairly straightforward, but the ability of the treatment to get enough approval for a human experiment in the US is significant. There are many treatments that don't ever get there. I think we all know that the Russians during the communist era were willing to experiment on their people in a way that would be completely unthinkable in the US.

      You could have the most effective treatment of all time, but if nobody has access to it, it's the most worthless thing ever to exist.

      2) Why should e-coli be on the beef in the first place if you are butchering the cow properly? i.e. What's shit (cow or other) doing on your beef? If you've got a better way of slaughtering the huge numbers of cows that Americans consume every year in an economical manner and guarantee that no shit gets in at that stage. And can guarantee that it isn't added later in the process during the later processes up until it is eaten, then I'll grant you that. Until then the treatment makes a lot of sense in terms of limiting the scale and effect of outbreaks.

      Besides, the issue isn't that they've used it for that, the issue is that they've used it in the US on beef. The beef lobby is an incredibly influential lobby, and they are an important ally on things like this. The fact that they've managed to get approval to put these non-organisms into food is significant.
    14. Re:He seems conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you view Dvorak through this light, he is a very talented individual.

      It's amazing how easy it is to manipulate people, isn't it?

      FWIW, I think he's entertaining and enjoy his pokes at the tech industry giants. He's got a good show going with the crankygeeks podcast.

    15. Re:He seems conflicted by drsquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The iPhone brought multi-touch displays into the mainstream
      Far be it for me to dare to question the iPhone, but if touching a screen in a slightly different way counts as a technological breakthrough, then it has been a crappy year.
    16. Re:He seems conflicted by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      That's what I've been saying for years, Dvorak has a job because he's a professional troll and writes from the "wrong side" of any issue. He also does it with a heavy degree of holier-than-thou tech-writer slant, which creates indignation in the reader. He really is a brilliant writer in these respects.

    17. Re:He seems conflicted by Kreigaffe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nothing that came out this year was really innovative, though.

      the iPhone? Uh, ok. Mainstream. That just means someone took an already existing idea and slapped a lot of marketing and PR behind it... but the actual IDEA behind the iPhone is at least a decade old.
      Hybrids are a wash through and through. They're neat.. and nothing special.
      and VoIP? Uhm. 11 years ago there were several popular free internet telephone services.. OK, so you had to connect to the internet to use them, and OK, back in that day and age most everybody connected via modem, BUT.. it was there. As a teenager I was able to talk to many people all across the country with no long distance charges. THAT was cool. VoIP now? Merely an extention of that, made easier due to the proliferation of cable/dsl, and oh now you have to pay for it but hey you can use your regular phone now so I guess that's OK.

      Honestly the only really innovative and new thing I can bring to mind is the Wii -- a successful console, wildly successful, that uses a non-traditional control mechanism? Now that's a miracle.

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      ... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about. :|
    18. Re:He seems conflicted by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      You want an OS without bloat? from what I hear, you can run KDE4 on only 256 MB of RAM. Sure it's not the OS, but that's where linux is headed. I would like to see MS die if only for the fact that I think it would yield cheap, low powered computers that could save the world tons of energy. May current laptop is a Celeron 1.5 GHz with 512 MB of RAM. It runs everything I want using Linux and KDE. Web development, web browsing, email, office apps, and a little bit of light photo editing on GIMP. It does all this while only consuming 20 watts. When I think of all the people with 300 watt + monitor desktop workstations out there, I think it is obvious as to why there is such a problem with energy in this world.

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    19. Re:He seems conflicted by lluBdeR · · Score: 1

      The advance I'm waiting for is a far more reliable and safe way of attaching devices to brains. Then the blind would be able to see etc.
      Of course the **AA and the DMCA might cause problems with that.


      God damn! Could you imagine the consequences?
      The electrical impulses being fed into their brains could be arranged into a non-DRMable series of neurons by the limbic system! It would be madness! Only sure fire way would be to remove the hippocampus. You'd still bump into furniture, but at least you could watch movies.
    20. Re:He seems conflicted by CoolCash · · Score: 1

      One thing about the iPhone that people tend to forget is that Apple dictated to the phone company what they were going to offer for hardware. Generally the phone company goes dictates everything. In this case, Apple has the most control over the phone. They release new updates, software, etc. Tell me the last time your cell phone has gotten new software with features?

    21. Re:He seems conflicted by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Where are my damn flying cars?! Here ya go, flying cars.

      Now quit yer bitchin'.

    22. Re:He seems conflicted by darkfire5252 · · Score: 1

      More to the point, they don't care if we like him or not. That was never the goal, the goal is page views. There are 4 ads (including a popup) on that page, not counting advertising for other parts of PC Mag. Counting self referential ads, the number jumps to over 40, many of which want you to sign up for continued contact. This is on page one of a two page article, when the article could easily have been fit on one page.

      No, I doubt very much if PC Magazine cares about whether people 'like' Dvorak, as long as they know the name enough to have an opinion.

    23. Re:He seems conflicted by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Honestly the only really innovative and new thing I can bring to mind is the Wii -- a successful console, wildly successful, that uses a non-traditional control mechanism? Now that's a miracle. Even that's nothing new. It's just an extension fo existing technologies that have been created for use by the disabled for years.
    24. Re:He seems conflicted by odourpreventer · · Score: 1

      I think we all know that the Russians during the communist era were willing to experiment on their people in a way that would be completely unthinkable in the US.

      Really? What makes you believe that?

      If you've got a better way of slaughtering the huge numbers of cows that Americans consume every year in an economical manner

      I guess the magic words are "economical manner". Granted, eating shit is quite economical (resulting illnesses notwithstanding), but I prefer paying a little extra for shit-free meat.

    25. Re:He seems conflicted by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

      Honestly, why does Dvorak still have a job?

      Page views.

      You clicked the article, you (assuming you don't run adblock, etc) saw the ads, PC Mag got paid. Rinse and repeat. While he can troll you and other /.'ers into reading his articles with things like this, he's going to keep doing it - there's what, 8 ads per page? They all pay.

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    26. Re:He seems conflicted by hotsauce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You could have the most effective treatment of all time, but if nobody has access to it, it's the most worthless thing ever to exist.

      Because, of course, the rest of the world doesn't count. It's only worthwhile when it finally makes it to America and becomes known to you.

      Wake up. The rest of the world is passing you by.

    27. Re:He seems conflicted by pushing-robot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why should e-coli be on the beef in the first place if you are butchering the cow properly? i.e. What's shit (cow or other) doing on your beef?
      Well, there's shit, egg, sausage, and shit; that's not got much shit in it.
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      How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
    28. Re:He seems conflicted by mini+me · · Score: 1

      but the actual IDEA behind the iPhone is at least a decade old.

      How many ideas can you take from concept to production in less than a year? I bet there were a number of revolutionary ideas envisioned in 2007 that we will not see for ten years, and beyond.
    29. Re:He seems conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Okay, just for you liberal retards: Fox News is merely broadcasting impartial, dispassionate news. That's why they're kicking CNN's ass.

      Got that?

      Next question.

    30. Re:He seems conflicted by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      the goal is page views. There are 4 ads (including a popup) on that page, not counting advertising for other parts of PC Mag. Counting self referential ads, the number jumps to over 40 And (apart from sheer laziness), that's why no-one on Slashdot RTFA!
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    31. Re:He seems conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also, the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

    32. Re:He seems conflicted by everphilski · · Score: 1

      When I think of all the people with 300 watt + monitor desktop workstations out there, I think it is obvious as to why there is such a problem with energy in this world.

      Some of us need a little more power :) we actually tank our computers on a day-in, day-out basis solving the worlds' problems. The medical industry, military, aerospace, other forms of engineering, financial industry, etc. just to name a few all need more horsepower than a 1.5 GHz celeron can provide... we can't all be web developers. My home computer has 2 cores, my work computer has 8. I peg all 10 processors for many hours a day, both to (a) feed my family and (b) advance the industry I work in. Low power web browsing workstations are great, but there are plenty of 'desktop users' who need a punch, and I'm not just talking gamers.

    33. Re:He seems conflicted by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      I disagree. The mouse was simply a better way than the arrow keys to move something around the screen.

      Changes in User interface don't occur quickly, nor do they appear significant at the time, but going from 0 to 1 million devices containing a change in user interface design IS a big deal.

      --
      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    34. Re:He seems conflicted by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      The OS world is largely dead in terms of innovation.

      Talk about punishing success. Yes, it would be exciting to be living in 1967 when the cache was just invented, when we realized that by having a relatively small but fast memory buffer, we can dramatically speed up the computer. However, revolutions are not the only form of innovation. Time Machine, for example, finally brings fire-and-forget backups to us. Literally all you do is buy an external drive, format it, and tell Time Machine to use it. For anybody willing to spend $150 on a drive, this beats decades of wisdom that most people (including me) can't and won't bother to follow. The introduction of Core Data completes the MVC puzzle, and takes us one stop closer to the mythical "software IC." I strongly suggest this series of very short movies to see how you put together an application. Sure, there's still a ton of fluff and hype, but don't toss everything out.

      Are these as dramatic as the cache? No. But it's important not to be spoiled by what seemed like daily revolutions of the past that you fail to see the actual innovations in front of us.

    35. Re:He seems conflicted by mini+me · · Score: 1

      All we've really been missing lately is those OMG moments like a moon landing.

      All the OMG moments of the past were born out of the threat of war. As long as America faces no real homeland threats, the advancement in technology will be relatively limited.

      That said, I think we're still in pretty exciting times. 2007, in my mind, marks the emergence of mobile computing. Something that is going to heat up in the next few years. While I realize the technology has been around for quite some time, 2007 was really the first time someone got it right.
    36. Re:He seems conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who make the claim that the iphone is nothing more than marketing hype don't understand what their talking about. Apple is about design. Sure, there were others who demoed the technology of multitouch before the iPhone but Apple was the first the design a product that people wanted to buy. And its more than just multitouch, gestures are the thing that really make the iphone a killer product.

    37. Re:He seems conflicted by cianduffy · · Score: 1

      This year, but before the iPhone came out. Nokia have provided updates, some with new features, for a large range of their handsets for a while, at least in Europe. This on a phone that cost less and has a proper 3G radio interface in it at that...

    38. Re:He seems conflicted by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      The moon landing was an OMG moment only because you weren't paying attention to the incremental developments. They had to shoot a satellite up, then one with a dog, then one with a guy, then two guys, then three, then try to get out of the capsule, then try to get to the moon orbit and back, and so on. Imagine if you last paid attention to computers when we were all using the Intel 80486.

    39. Re:He seems conflicted by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      The "slightly different way" allows a web page on a small screen to finally be usable. I used to work on mobile browsers for cell phones, but quit basically in disgust because we could never get the hardware support to make it usable. When it's a luxury to have four (instead of two) arrow keys with a center select button, the iPhone's browser UI (which includes the multi-touch hardware and gestures) is itself the revolution, even if others have had pieces of it before.

    40. Re:He seems conflicted by F1re · · Score: 1

      My Dad was in Vietnam during the moon landing and he hasn't seen it either. I would argue that's sadder.

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    41. Re:He seems conflicted by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      I think maybe you just fail to see the potential of these types of interfaces.

    42. Re:He seems conflicted by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      Err... you've obviously missed the entire smartphone / pocketpc-phone base.

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    43. Re:He seems conflicted by Tsaot · · Score: 1

      Honestly, why does Dvorak still have a job?
      Because he's on a first-name basis with Leo Laporte, and is a regular guest on his shows,
      Because he's a genius in advertising (dvorak.org/blog),
      Because he won't shut up (dvorak.org/blog),
      because (dvorak.org/blog)... because (dvorak.org/blog)... because(dvorak.org/blog)...

      Honestly people still pay attention to him despite his accuracy because (dvorak.org/blog) he (dvorak.org/blog) makes (dvorak.org/blog) himself (dvorak.org/blog) highly (dvorak.org/blog) visible (dvorak.org/blog).
    44. Re:He seems conflicted by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      "Liberal Retards" is a self-contradictory term: Liberals think; Fox-watchers won't.

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    45. Re:He seems conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly the only really innovative and new thing I can bring to mind is the Wii -- a successful console, wildly successful, that uses a non-traditional control mechanism? Now that's a miracle.
      Games using motion sensors? Uh, ok. Mainstream. That just means someone took an already existing idea and slapped a lot of marketing and PR behind it... but the actual IDEA behind the Wii is at least a decade old.

      The bottom line is, you justify something innovative or not based on your taste of the product. Anything can be reduced as nothing innovative using your justification. Cars. Mainstream. Someone took steam engine and slap it on a horse carriage. Sliced bread. Mainstream. Someone took breads and cut them into slices before selling them.
    46. Re:He seems conflicted by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      You forget the other incremental steps that were needed - the green screen and chromakey technologies that made the "on-moon" movies possible.

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    47. Re:He seems conflicted by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      The moonlanding isn't the epitome of advancement. I mean, really, what has the moon landing done for us? Has it provided any major insights into new technology? Has it helped to progress society to a higher level? Well, I must say, barely. I see the moon landing as the US saw it at the time. A dick-measuring contest. Propaganda by beating the russians. Revenge for Yuri Gagarin and the Sputnik. The internet on the other hand is of a entirely different league. It has given us such a new way of communicating that we are unable to think about a life without it. And guess what, the internet didn't start out with a "moonlanding". It has indeed gone with tiny steps. From ARPAnet, to universities, to 3000 baud modems, to www, to broadband. Al tiny steps in itself. Not something that a lot of people know now and will know in the future. But the dickmeasuring in space between the superpowers is something that will be grafted into the minds of man. Sad really.

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    48. Re:He seems conflicted by 7-Vodka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You seem to be confused. One could easily slaughter a great many cows in the US and keep their excrement out of the product. It would just cost more.

      Also, there are treatments that kill 100% of e.coli, like radiation for example. The reason they are not allowed is not safety but because the beef industry would just use it as an excuses to get away with even cheaper methods of slaughter which leave even more excrement in your beef since even pure excrement can be consumed if properly irradiated.

      It's a tough choice: make food safer by irradiation but eat more excrement.

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    49. Re:He seems conflicted by 2ms · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by "medical technology" -- all the examples you mention are just technology being applied to medicine. Of course as engineering continue to do what they do technology keeps moving -- new machines come out, current machines become more widely applicable, etc. Of course it's the medical field's job to continue to apply the advancing technology. Is that really that exciting to you? Do you someohow see the recent years of this as somehow being different from the years before?

    50. Re:He seems conflicted by toddestan · · Score: 1

      End result being a phone that you had to pay full retail for, and still be locked into a 2 year contract? Yeah, that was a real win for us.

    51. Re:He seems conflicted by dangitman · · Score: 1

      That just means someone took an already existing idea and slapped a lot of marketing and PR behind it... but the actual IDEA behind the iPhone is at least a decade old.

      So tell me - why didn't somebody else do it sooner? And how does PR and marketing create a high-tech phone? I'm pretty sure that you need at least a few engineers, software developers and industrial designers to make such a device.

      Going by your logic, it wasn't innovative when the first personal computers were actually made. After all, Alan Turing came up with the idea decades before. Was all it took to put Turing's idea into practice some marketing and PR?

      Ideas are easy. It's the implementation that's difficult.

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    52. Re:He seems conflicted by Cosmic+AC · · Score: 1

      You think, perhaps, he meant worthless to Americans? As in, if you are an American who can't get the treatment then it is worthless to you? The OP was not saying that "the rest of the world doesn't count". Stop trying so desperately to find a way to bash the US.

    53. Re:He seems conflicted by JoelMartinez · · Score: 1

      well said

    54. Re:He seems conflicted by epine · · Score: 1

      He has a job because Slashdot, and other sites that Slashdot mocks (while doing precious little to adjust our own lameness filter), keep posting his stupid stories and driving his page views, even though there are dozens of posts on every Dvorak thread explaining that he's an unworthy troll.

      Seriously, if the Slashdot powers-that-be continue posting Dvorak stories, I hope the discussion will soon turn to why they still have a job.

    55. Re:He seems conflicted by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      and VoIP? Uhm. 11 years ago there were several popular free internet telephone services.. OK, so you had to connect to the internet to use them, and OK, back in that day and age most everybody connected via modem, BUT.. it was there. As a teenager I was able to talk to many people all across the country with no long distance charges. THAT was cool. VoIP now? Merely an extention of that, made easier due to the proliferation of cable/dsl, and oh now you have to pay for it but hey you can use your regular phone now so I guess that's OK.
      I remember using Dialpad.com back in the late '90s when it was free. We were on dial-up (AOL *spits on floor*), but dialpad worked pretty good and being free was a plus. At one point, we switched to Juno for a bit because it was free dial-up service (paid for through advertisements on your desktop - that could be disabled through some hack). One time, a rep from MCI called me trying to get me to purchase some Friends and Family plan so I could call anyone across the country for 10 cents a minute or something like that. Mind you, I was about 17 at the time, and had no say in what telephone services my parents used at the time, but I had a little fun with the guy. I played dumb with him at first, letting him tell me all about this 'fancy new phone plan'. Then I told him how we make all of our long distance calls through an Internet website called Dialpad. He claimed that "oh those services always come with hidden fees...". Well, no. We don't get any bill, and the company doesn't even HAVE billing information for us. Just browse to the page, dial a phone number, and talk. "Well for 10 cents a minute, you can join Friends and Fam..." How is 10 cents a minute better than free?
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    56. Re:He seems conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you could think, you'd realize that everything is not red and blue.

    57. Re:He seems conflicted by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      During the mid 90's there was a period when the phone companies were furiously telemarketing their long distance plans. At first I politely told them to get lost but after a while I decided to use them instead. After I made sure there was no catch to switching I started saying yes to every offer that gave me 1+ months of free long distance. After switching about 5 times and getting many months of free long distance service they strangely stopped calling me.

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    58. Re:He seems conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His article was obviously focused on PC tech (thus the magazine's name), not medical, space, etc.

    59. Re:He seems conflicted by TheLink · · Score: 1

      After all those "economical" techniques is that e coli beef significantly cheaper than beef elsewhere to _purchasers_?

      Or are a few rich people getting even richer from consumer ignorance? The last I checked those cowboys aren't earning big bucks for what they do. Maybe the mexicans in the slaughterhouses are?

      For a similar issue check out the salmonella problem ( http://www.cspinet.org/reports/polt.html ). It's being spun that it's the customer's problem that they are not cooking stuff properly. But if it's standard practice to dump chickens into the same chilled water, it's no surprise so many chickens end up being contaminated.

      Perhaps people should cook stuff properly, but a look at how the industry is doing stuff should show you things are so much crappier than they should be.

      Yes it would be prohibitively expensive to keep changing the chilled water etc, but maybe if there were pressures to do things better there would be cheaper ways to achieve a similar end result with less shit on your food.

      I guess it's the US corporate culture. Look at the US car industry - it regularly has to be dragged kicking and screaming to produce cleaner and more efficient cars. Whereas the Japanese are just going ahead and doing it.

      The US Beef lobby kicks up a big fuss when the Japanese block imports of US beef for safety reasons, but I don't really blame the Japs given the "respect" the US "human fuel" industry has towards their product (I don't think they really see it as food do they?).

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    60. Re:He seems conflicted by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Apple's not about design, Apple's about marketing.

      Find an Apple product and you can find someone else who makes the same thing, better, cheaper, but it won't have the Apple branding and it probably won't be interoperable / moddable by 3rd party products as easy since they're generally geared towards the Apple product that has the huge market share (iPod I'm looking at you)

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    61. Re:He seems conflicted by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you weren't an anonymous coward, you wouldn't be a nihilist.

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    62. Re:He seems conflicted by NateTech · · Score: 1

      You've got it right. He's paid to entertain, not be a journalist.

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    63. Re:He seems conflicted by sjames · · Score: 1

      The science behind it is fairly straightforward, but the ability of the treatment to get enough approval for a human experiment in the US is significant.

      Which would make finally getting bacteriophage treatment past the hurdles would be a regulatory rather than a medical advance for the U.S.

      I think we all know that the Russians during the communist era were willing to experiment on their people in a way that would be completely unthinkable in the US.

      It's a serious ethical question. The first experiment that lead to the smallpox vaccine could never happen in the U.S. today. A boy was deliberatly infected with cowpox and then deliberately exposed to smallpox, all without consent. Had the experiment failed, there was a significant chance the boy would have ended up disfigured, disabled, or dead.

      Compared to that, innoculating a sick patient with bacteriophages given informed consent should be no problem at all.

      Somewhere between those cases, is probably the correct ethical guidelines. The FDA's current policies go so far to the side of caution that they become UNethical by denying terminal patients the right to try desperate measures and preventing the development of potentially life saving and affordable treatments.

  5. Read the Dvorak in your best "Andy Rooney" voice. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What is all this Windows Vista stuff we're hearing about? After so many years, it seems like Microsoft finally discovered that Windows are clear. You can see through 'em. Isn't that nice? But what if you are trying to read something in those Windows? My 4-year-old grandson writes on he windows all the time, and gets a good spanking for smudging the glass. Which reminds me: It seems like Microsoft has entered the Windex business - something they used to leave to real technology companies, like Symantec and Johnson Wax. Speaking of which, why doesn't Microsoft just start learning from Dow Corning, if they want us all to have clear windows in Vista?

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  6. Grumpy old men by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Dvorack is like the tech equivalent of that pissed off old fart who alternates between wanting to tell you exaggerated war stories and screaming "GET OFf MY LAWN, YOU PUNK!"

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    1. Re:Grumpy old men by jon287 · · Score: 1

      Ha! The Andy Rooney of the tech world! How long until all of his articles are just him complaining about being old?!

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  7. Welcome to maturity by G4from128k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It had to happen eventually. IT has become middle-aged, mass-market, everyday stuff. Everybody and his mother (and grandmother) are using computers so the majority of the industry is driven toward low-cost, lowest-common-denominator products.

    Yet, that doesn't mean that there can't be excitement at the margins of technology (e.g., RFID, GPU processing, ubiquitous mesh networks, MIMO wireless, GPS-everything, or cloud computing). Fun stuff is happening even if the core of the technology has settled down into a workaday existence.

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    1. Re:Welcome to maturity by mblase · · Score: 1

      It had to happen eventually. IT has become middle-aged, mass-market, everyday stuff.

      Are you referring to the technology, or to Dvorak? I mean, if a line like "it was another crappy tech year--just the latest in a string of bad years dating back to 2000" doesn't scream "curmudgeon" at you from the get-go (guess he's still hung up on Win98), I don't know what does.

  8. sigh by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2

    Another Dvorak article posted by Zonk. The only way this could suck more would be if it were posted by Roland.

    1. Re:sigh by yoprst · · Score: 1

      twice

    2. Re:sigh by British · · Score: 1

      It could suck more if JonKatz did a 30-page story about the story being posted.

  9. Google Apps is a fad by alen · · Score: 1

    and along the way MS bought into the nonsense of software as a service. Google Apps might be OK for some small business where it's too much to buy a few servers, but not for any place that needs backups and the reliability of always being up. locally installed apps always work. my Outlook offline folder always has the latest copy of my mailbox in case the network goes down. if someone deletes something, we have backups in 2 places. and no one wants to write up a spreadsheet with advertising on the side

    Google caught the MS bug. it's trying to get into markets where it has no business

    1. Re:Google Apps is a fad by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

      MS bought into the nonsense of software as a service.

      How can you say such a thing? Services are reliable! Everything is reliable these days. The network never goes down, the servers never go down, the drives never crash, the equipment's never taken offline for maintenance, the certificates never expire, the DNS hosts never get redirected, the security policies are never changed in the middle of the freakin' day (oh, that's a fun one!), the databases always replicate, the bandwidth is never saturated, latency is always zero, and the application software itself is flawless.

      Hang on just a sec, there's a unicorn taking a leak on the rainbow on the next cloud over. "Get off my damn cloud, you freaks!"

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    2. Re:Google Apps is a fad by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1

      Yup... I would use those Google apps more if Google could figure out "the reliability of always being up."

      Oh wait...

  10. Nostalgia by 4D6963 · · Score: 3, Funny

    just the latest in a string of bad years dating back to 2000.

    Translation : "I hate the 2000's, take me back to the late 90's! At least back then we were closer to the release of Duke Nukem Forever than we are now, somehow!"

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    1. Re:Nostalgia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish they'd just come out with a Windows / Linux version of the original duke nukem with better multi player support. It was such a pain to run it under DOS and hook up all those null modem cables with friends computers... but such a fun game

    2. Re:Nostalgia by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You didn't need nul-modem cables for multiplayer duke. It supported IPX networking out of the box.

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  11. I wish for... by rampant+mac · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The Dvorak Death Watch is Slashdot's most popular column. That is just one of many items in Slashdot's review of yet another 'disappointing' year in Dvorak articles. 'We are not fans of 2007. It was another crappy Dvorak year--just the latest in a string of bad years dating back to... when he started writing. Let's see some of the highlights and lowlights in no particular order ... The whopper for Dvorak, though, was his article on how the computer mouse would never catch on, which was a dog from the get-go and was dropped--finally. Somewhere along the way, Dvorak bought into the Vista Hype that Microsoft was capable of releasing a better Windows product. What a laugh. Luckily for Dvorak, he refocused on flaming the Apple fanboys and found himself in the driver's seat once again. Of course, Dvorak will fall off the wagon soon, of that you can be sure.'"

    Somehow, that makes more sense.

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    1. Re:I wish for... by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for mod points. Bravo, sir.

    2. Re:I wish for... by pbrooks100 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, bravo. Read TFA, thought the same as you, then read your comments. Spot on!

  12. In other news... by Wuhao · · Score: 4, Funny

    The tech industry looks back at another crappy Dvorak year.

  13. i love to see slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    bash dvorak.

    he makes more money doing nearly nothing and pisses off more people than any of you. :)

    he's one of my heroes.

    even all you people who claim to totally despise him. you went and read the article didnt you.. and gave them some ad money. lol

    1. Re:i love to see slashdot by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      you went and read the article didnt you. You must be new here. We all just saw twitter as the submitter, Dvorak as the author, skipped 90% of the summary, didn't click on TFA and dived straight in to the comments.
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    2. Re:i love to see slashdot by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      I always imagine twitter as that neurotic caffeine hooked Tweak kid from south park. I'm still undecided who is worse between him and Dvorak, probably twitter as he actually believes in his bullshit.

    3. Re:i love to see slashdot by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention seeing Zonk as the editor.

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  14. Troll indeed by motorsabbath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I'm certainly not going to be a happy camper if I have to switch to a Mac or Linux system full-time, yet that is exactly where this scatterbrained company seems to be sending me."

    Why would that be so bad? As someone who uses all 3 operating systems daily (XP, not Vista), this new iMac way outshines the rest. What a dork. If MS is that bad than stop using it.

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    1. Re:Troll indeed by Spliffster · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

    2. Re:Troll indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So if somebody doesn't like the Mac, they're a troll?

      Apple fanboy, indeed...

    3. Re:Troll indeed by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1
      Uh... you obviously didn't understand his point. The point is that Windows is becoming so bad (in Dvorak's opinion), that it's now getting to be almost as bad as the bloody awful (in Dvorak's opinion) Linux and Mac OS. He's using Windows because he thinks it's still the best, but getting worse, and he's afraid that it'll get so bad he'll be forced to switch to other OSes he hates, because his OS of choice sunk to a profound level of suck.

      Mind you, I disagree with him on almost every point there (except about Mac OS), and still think it was a pretty horrible article, but that is what he was trying to say. So, to answer your question, that would be bad because using something you hate, just because it's the lesser of two evils, doesn't mean you stop hating it... thus your experience would be pretty miserable.

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    4. Re:Troll indeed by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      . If MS is that bad than stop using it.

      Because he enjoys spending the money that MS sends him too much...

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    5. Re:Troll indeed by dangitman · · Score: 1

      That interpretation doesn't make a lot of sense, if you consider the "scatterbrained companies" clause. He seems to be referring to companies switching employees to Mac or Linux, not his making a voluntary decision. But of course, he fails to mention which companies he's talking about - nor does he say why it's a scatterbrained decision. It seems like a perfectly rational decision to ditch Windows.

      I think he's just being incoherent, as usual.

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    6. Re:Troll indeed by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      the scatterbrained company is MS. MS is screwing up so baddly because it is scatterbrained that at some point in the near future, mac/linux may actually be better than windows.

    7. Re:Troll indeed by dangitman · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make sense grammatically. He said "scatterbrained companies" in the plural. Microsoft is only one company. And if you're familiar with Dvorak's work, I doubt he would ever call MS "scatterbrained", no matter how crappy their products get. He was clearly talking about other employers switching platforms, not MS.

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    8. Re:Troll indeed by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      you've misread it:
      exact quote:

      "I'm certainly not going to be a happy camper if I have to switch to a Mac or Linux system full-time, yet that is exactly where this scatterbrained company seems to be sending me."

      and actually, it's singular in the text you quoted before. quoting you:
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      "I'm certainly not going to be a happy camper if I have to switch to a Mac or Linux system full-time, yet that is exactly where this scatterbrained company seems to be sending me."

      Why would that be so bad? As someone who uses all 3 operating systems daily (XP, not Vista), this new iMac way outshines the rest. What a dork. If MS is that bad than stop using it.

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      so I'm guessing it does make sense to you then?

    9. Re:Troll indeed by motorsabbath · · Score: 1

      Not at all - if anything I'm a KDE fan. However, as an entire hardware/software package, nothing on the market comes close to an iMac or MacBook.

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  15. Moan, moan, moan by Jerf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It astonishes me how people are capable about bitching about every single year, and never notice the contradiction of every year being crappy, while this year is better than the one several years ago.

    IT and tech is the worst. Oh, piss piss, moan moan, life sucks... except for the surprisingly affordable HDTVs, the free fall of per-gigabyte hard drive costs, the near-inability to buy non-dual-core CPUs, $200 laptops that do really useful things, the "gigabyte" being the new standard measurement of a RAM stick and the $10 bill being the new standard increment of its pricing, entire hardware categories like "MP3 players" that didn't exist a few years ago and in another couple of years will be given away free in cereal boxes, and on it goes.

    Crappy year after crappy year after crappy year... yet somehow, here we are and you'd have to drag me kicking and screaming back to the year 2000's technology. Somehow, the "crappy year" math doesn't add up.

    (This applies in other domains too, but that is left as an exercise to the reader to avoid topic drift. Note that only tech has the exponential improvement, though.)

    1. Re:Moan, moan, moan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those may be great yard-sticks if you're a consumerist, but what if you value the environment, or equality, or some other parameter that goes beyond price for items? Was 2007 still a great year?

    2. Re:Moan, moan, moan by bnenning · · Score: 1

      but what if you value the environment, or equality, or some other parameter that goes beyond price for items? Was 2007 still a great year?

      Environment: hybrids becoming much more popular, increasing support for carbon taxes and nuclear power (which unlike Kyoto might actually work) CFLs and energy-efficient computers taking off, so not that bad overall. Equality: the "price for items" that you dismiss is actually a key indicator. What percentage of the population can afford an HDTV now as compared to 5 years ago?

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    3. Re:Moan, moan, moan by demachina · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think Dvorak's problem is he is a Microsoft fan boy and since Vista was a resounding failure that colors his entire outlook on the world.

      He obviously glosses over the Wii which was a huge success and changed the demographics of the game industry. I read recently retirement homes are buying Wii's in increasing numbers because it offers games seniors enjoy playing, encourages modest amounts of exercise and social interaction.

      The iPhone is a bit overhyped but it certainly did cause tremors in the mobile space if not an earthquake. It has pushed all the players in the mobile space to work on usability and provide full browser support on mobile devices. When someone builds one with high speed access and low monthly fees it certainly will change how people live. It will also be interesting if Andorid can match it with a more open software stack. A full up mobile browser with Flash and video, GPS, location aware apps, high and unlimited bandwidth and low monthly fees would be awesome.

      HDTV has finally started to happen. Unfortunately most of the programming is still crap but it sure is nice that we are finally ditching a 50 year old video standard for something that sucks a lot less. HDTV will accelerate convergence of PC and TV in the living room.

      Apple iTunes isn't exactly new in 2007 but it is completely changing the music business and either it or a counterpart will change the video on demand business. It remains to be seen how it will shake out, but if the Internet destroys the monopoly hold a few brain dead companies have on the music industry and we actually get good music again that would be awesome.

      Unfortunately Dvorak is sitting there staring at his PC running Vista and life does kind of suck for him. But he is a dinosaur and hasn't realized technology is moving past the Windows PC.

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    4. Re:Moan, moan, moan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but if the Internet destroys the monopoly hold a few brain dead companies have ... that would be awesome. So how exactly will locking everyone into Apple's proprietary DRM solve the monopoly problem? The breakthrough isn't iTunes by any means. The breakthrough is the backlash against DRM, which I welcome with open arms.
    5. Re:Moan, moan, moan by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      HDTV will accelerate convergence of PC and TV in the living room.
      I love how you can look at 24 and 28 inch 1920*1080 LCD monitors on NewEgg and then 32" and up 1080p LCD TVs on Amazon, and they're clearly the same thing -- at some size they just start calling it a TV instead of a monitor.

    6. Re:Moan, moan, moan by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      What percentage of the population can afford an HDTV now as compared to 5 years ago? Ah, but now that's bad for the environment. Constructing huge quantities of high-tech electronic gadgets for everyone that will be obsolete or broken & out by the curb in a few years time is bit of a disaster.

      If they stayed more expensive (perhaps by including recycling pickup & environmental costs in the price) and higher-quality lower-churn that might be better for all of us. I think poor people will be okay if they can't have a huge LCD TV... I think the GP was talking more about equality in voting, health care tech, access to information, that kind of thing.
    7. Re:Moan, moan, moan by demachina · · Score: 1

      Its a breakthrough in that people are no longer buying CD's which have 1 or 2 good songs on them and being forced to pay an arm a leg for the rest of the album that is crap.

      It will be a revolution, whether its iTunes or some other online distribution mechanism, if bands can remain free of the big labels and still sell their songs. Unfortunately there could be some DRM in that. If you want good music you are going to need to insure that bands have a big financial incentive to go all out and produce great music.

      The things that are killing music or could kill it are:

      - Suits at big labels deciding what gets produced, and then shoving it down everyones throat
      - Widespread theft of music or other artistic works over the Internet so artists don't get compensated for their work

      If you want good art you need a service like iTunes that sells it at a reasonable price so artists are compensated, but as quickly as possible cut the monopolistic record companies out of the process of deciding what music and what bands are good.

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  16. Slashdot loves to feed 'em! by Nanite · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stop posting Dvorak's crap here and stop going to his website and we can finally pick this leach off of the computer world's underbelly. He only exists to stir up shit for web hits. If we stop giving a damn he'll have to go somewhere else for food!

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    1. Re:Slashdot loves to feed 'em! by lotho+brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed...

      I went to TFA, now feel like a total asshole for giving this talking-head, professional troll and self promotor crankypants yet another click to notch into his bedpost.

      Has this guy actually done anything, or just talked about what others do, and gloat over their train wreaks? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dvorak

      Here's my vote for Slashdot not linking to Dvorak anymore.

    2. Re:Slashdot loves to feed 'em! by onefriedrice · · Score: 1

      You're already at +5 moderation, but your comment deserves much higher. Dvorak writes flamebaits for the only purpose to get listed on sites like Slashdot a lot. Editors need to ignore this troll so he'll be forced to change his strategy.. perhaps (heaven forbid) go out and make an honest living!

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    3. Re:Slashdot loves to feed 'em! by TCook · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with this. Dvorak has been posting crap since the mid-1980s. He was on RIME and FidoNet then and still keeps attracting attention. How do these guys do it? It certainly isn't out of any great technical knowledge.

    4. Re:Slashdot loves to feed 'em! by caluml · · Score: 1

      He only exists to stir up shit for web hits. Same as Slashdot really, then.
  17. BSD??? by dreyergustav · · Score: 4, Funny

    With all this talk about the imminent death of Vista I'm beginning to believe that Microsoft based it on BSD.

    1. Re:BSD??? by Torvaun · · Score: 4, Funny

      With all this talk about the imminent death of Vista I'm beginning to believe that Microsoft based it on BSoD. Fixed that for you.
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  18. A cynic is Dvorak by hxnwix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A cynic is somebody who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. See: Dvorak.

    It was a crappy year for the industry because of Viiv?! If, like Dvorak, you are so totally uninformed that you don't know about core2, the 45nm advances, the x38 chipset, Intel's steady stock price in a failing economy, AMD/ATI's competitive next gen cards, the growth of the video game industry, the iPhone, & etc, then I suppose that Viiv might stand out, provided that you are an idiot.

  19. It's about staying famous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hockey equivalent of Dvorak is Don Cherry. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Cherry_(ice_hockey) The guy says anything and makes half the hockey playing world mad at him. Of course, if he was reasonable, he wouldn't have a job anymore.

    The other people who come to mind are all the celebs who are in and out of rehab. Their behavior keeps them in the news. That seems to help them sell CDs.

    AFAICT, Dvorak has to say wildly stupid stuff to keep his job. He isn't paid for being right. He is paid to attract readers. If he could do that by standing on his head while singing God Save America, I bet he would.

  20. Let's hear from Qwerty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On Soviet Slashdot, crappy tech year looks back at Dvorak.

    Someone should legally change their last name to Qwerty, and start up a competing column.

  21. Re:Bjarne Stroustrup is right C++ is on the rise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, relevance?

  22. good that the first word of the title is Dvorak... by wikinerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...so I can skip reading without remorse.

  23. He sounds bitter... by kaiwai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But can you honestly blame him? unless you're one of those energy drink sipping geek who bounces around the office like some sort of hyped up 8 year old who has just been given a new toy - I've yet to have a single year when I've looked back and thought, "wow, that was one hell of year" then look at awe over all the great products released that year.

    1) The iPhone delivered only to the US and using GSM 2G - and people are hyping it? I'm looking around New Zealand; at the bottom of the world, sitting at the crevice of the ass crack when it comes to technology availability, and yet, I'm seeing far superior smart phones being delivered, CDMA and 3G GSM.

    2) The PS3 - Sony just don't get it. They didn't get it with BetaMax, they didn't get it with MiniDisc, and now they're repeating the same mistake with BluRay - apart from the mouth frothing PS3 zealots/fanboys - PS3 and BluRay have been a resounding failure.

    3) Windows Vista has only made inroads because of it being the default installation on new computers; the better view is this; look at the rate at which Apple's Mac sales are growing compared to the rest of the industry. If Windows Vista was such a resounding success, Apple's market share should be staying static of shrinking. Neither have happened.

    I could go on and on, but you get the basic idea; nothing to do with 'maturity' - just people willing to tolerate technology thats 'good enough' rather than expecting the 'fuck thats awesome!' factor.

    1. Re:He sounds bitter... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      PS3 and BluRay have been a resounding failure. Hell no. I'm not a Sony zealot or fanboy, but this is patently false. The PS3 is in the last place in the console race, it's true. I don't even expect them to take second in the end, for that matter (although I may yet be surprised). That doesn't make it a resounding failure, though. The PS3 has done surprisingly well, in my opinion, for how expensive it started out being... it might even pick up some steam now that Sony is wising up, and dropping prices. And as far as Blu-Ray being a resounding failure, last I checked, Blu-Ray was selling more than HD-DVD. It's kind of a moot point, because high-def discs aren't catching on in general, but Blu-Ray is a success, seeing how it seems to be winning the high-def format war.
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    2. Re:He sounds bitter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) The iPhone delivered only to the US and using GSM 2G - and people are hyping it? I'm looking around New Zealand; at the bottom of the world, sitting at the crevice of the ass crack when it comes to technology availability, and yet, I'm seeing far superior smart phones being delivered, CDMA and 3G GSM.

      It's not supposed to be superior as in "includes all the latest hot acronyms", it's supposed to be superior as in "the user interface doesn't make me want to scratch my eyes out". Try it, then try any of the buzzword-enabled competitors with interfaces based on clicking the four arrow keys and you'll see. The iPhone has easily the single best user interface I have ever seen. If you want a faster data transfer rate instead, be my guest.

    3. Re:He sounds bitter... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      yet, I'm seeing far superior smart phones being delivered, CDMA and 3G GSM.

      You're really not, you just don't know it yet. 2G isn't as bad as you think and wireless is more prevelant than you think and the iPhone UI is about 10,000x better than you seem to be making out.

      The PS3 - Sony just don't get it

      Growing sales of the PS3 and Blu-Ray says they do. They are just Japanese, and thus don't care that something takes five years to become dominant rather than dropping everything else out of the gate.

      Actually though, I thought it was a pretty good year for all sorts of reasons. Sure Vista got a slow start, but now with both Vista and Leopard in the world we have mainstream choices between pretty advanced operating systems with great featuresets and better usability. Between Apple and Google there looks to be some light at the end of the tunnel for the US cell phone market, and for cell phones in general... we saw the music industry crack and bow to demands for DRM free music. That last especially is a huge one because if we can break music, I think we can crack video as well.

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    4. Re:He sounds bitter... by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      2) The PS3 - Sony just don't get it. They didn't get it with BetaMax, they didn't get it with MiniDisc, and now they're repeating the same mistake with BluRay - apart from the mouth frothing PS3 zealots/fanboys - PS3 and BluRay have been a resounding failure.

      Oy. How are mouth frothing Sony Bashers/Trolls any better than fanboys? You seem to be alluding to "failed" proprietary formats, but you don't seem to know which ones "failed" and which ones are proprietary.

      a)Beta enjoyed a long life, especially in professional use. It may have been a consumer level failure in the end, but I wouldn't call it a total failure.

      b) MiniDisc did and continues to do well in Japan where there were dozens of MiniDisc manufacturers. It did very well in NA too, and enjoyed a longer life than DAT if I'm not mistaken. It was the first format to bring us really portable digital music that didn't need a car battery to run. And during its run, was one of the few digital devices to allow recording as well.

      c) A bit early to call the PS3 a failure, especially after only a year, and sales picking up. Blu-Ray isn't a Sony proprietary format. If you're going to call it a failure, you might as well call HD-DVD a failure as well. Funny it didn't make it on your list.

      P.S. You forgot memory stick.

    5. Re:He sounds bitter... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      1) The iPhone delivered only to the US and using GSM 2G - and people are hyping it? I'm looking around New Zealand; at the bottom of the world, sitting at the crevice of the ass crack when it comes to technology availability, and yet, I'm seeing far superior smart phones being delivered, CDMA and 3G GSM.

      Some people will never get it. What is the advantage os 3G??? Oh, it is a little faster - that is the only difference that most people will see. I have a 3G phone, it still gets out of range, it is still not lightning fast, and sooner or later they will bring out 4G, which according to people like you will be completely different and bring a whole new era, when in fact it is only, once again, slightly faster. Whereas the iphone has a brilliant new way of managing all your tasks, new input methods, great ease of use, good integrated apps like google maps, that come up with one button, rather than trying to run a java appplet... you will never understand.

  24. Not exactly news by unoengborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nobody is surprised that Vista isn't a success (perhaps with the exception of one or two Microsoft employees).
    XP did/do the job for most people. So, why upgrade? The only time Vista is worth to consider is if you buy a
    new machine. But even then, Vista makes you machine more expensive, both in terms of hardware and software. Then
    there is the question if it will work well with your old existing network of XP or even win2k boxes.

    Microsoft had the same problem to get people to upgrade from win2k to XP, but XP didn't look like such a total
    failure. The reason for that was that there were a lot of win9x users that left that platform for XP. Unlike the win2k users these customers actually got good value for their money, so it was not so hard to make them upgrade.

    Another factor is that the competition is much harder now than when they released XP. Apple is starting to get
    back in the game, and Linux looks better and better and evolving fast.

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  25. The reason for all the bad tech years has 4 letter by plasmacutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It was another crappy tech year--just the latest in a string of bad years dating back to 200


    lets see, what law was passed in 1998, then used as a cudgel as the internet matured into 2000?

    lets see.. duuuh... D... uuuuh M.... errrr C.... what was that last letter what was it.. oh yeah.. A.

    and as long as that law allows hollywood to dictate the design of all tech, it will continue to be a crappy year for tech year after year.
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  26. for once I agree with DVORAK.. kinda.. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do agree that 2007 was a crappy tech year, but not for his reasons.

    thereason that 2007 sucked for tech and 2008-2010 will suck is because of laws. Honestly we have the technology right now to do some amazing things with media. But the old business models refuse to adapt so they instead make everything illegal. I have an incredibly illegal (as far as the law is concerned) system in my home that makes everyone that sees it gasp in awe. I have every DVD i own on my own On demand system in every room, I also have all recordings from TV available in every room as well. Music, Video, News, media.. we have the technology RIGHT NOW to make the "star trek" universe as far as media is concerned. I should be able to from my bedroom TV call up a copy of last nights 11:00pm newscast FROM that station over the internet. but no, they believe that that newscast is more valuable than 90 pounds of platinum and i'm going to share it with 20,000,000,000 people and make it so nobody will watch the news.. So they put DRM on it and make it useless to me.

    Media needs to be in open NON DRM formats and via RSS feeds so I can automatically collect what I want. I SHOULD be able to buy a download of a movie and play it on MY HDTV using whatever system I desire to play it.

    Information, Video, Audio, news, all of it should be on-demand at any TV I have and it is not because of the silly delusion that this media is incredibly valuable. When in reality it is not.

    And that is not even covering the incredibly retarded IP laws that stifle innovation.

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  27. Minidisc? by soilheart · · Score: 3, Interesting

    they didn't get it with MiniDisc
    What's wrong with MiniDisc? Before the advent of mp3-players MiniDisc was the way to to for either the ones with style (who didn't want to run around with a large "portable" CD-player) or the amateur artists (easy digital recording options).
    All the siblings in my family (from my 9 year older sister down to me) have had a minidisc (and my sister still uses it for easy piano recording).

    The thing that actually killed MiniDisc was the late adoption of native mp3 playback on Hi-MD's though... A great mistake by Sony.
    1. Re:Minidisc? by kaiwai · · Score: 1
      The thing that actually killed MiniDisc was the late adoption of native mp3 playback on Hi-MD's though... A great mistake by Sony.

      Nothing to do with mp3; I used ATRAC3pro, it is far superior to mp3. The problem is that they stuck with Hi-MD at 1gig, if they pushed it up to something like 8gigs, the media was sold at $3 per media, no one would have gone for anything else. Had they actually allowed clones/MD compatible devices, it would have spurred development and innovation. Like BetaMax, they proprietartised possible partners and 'cloners' out of the market. Ultimately, Sony only have themselves to blame.

    2. Re:Minidisc? by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Actually, Minidisc's failure has plenty to do with the proprietary ATRAC and its ridiculous conversion utilities. But it has even more to do with not having a direct-to-computer interface until it was far too late. During the time when it had potential for amateur recording, one had to re-record the output of the Minidisc player back into the computer in real-time. Lame. It wasn't long after the Minidisc came out that there were some much nicer recorders available that used solid-state memory. The whole "yet another format of optical disc" decision was retarded.

      As for ATRAC being superior, it actually gets very poor results in blind tests. And if you are using it to listen to your MP3s, it's definitely not superior, because it has to be transcoded from MP3 anyway.

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  28. Re:Read the Dvorak in your best "Andy Rooney" voic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not to be rude..but WTF are you talking about????

  29. How about by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

    An Article on another crappy year.... Of Dvorak tech articles.

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  30. Well, what did we get? by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting
    • In hardware, the real action is in memory. Cost per bit for flash memory and disk drives continued to drop rapidly.
    • In CPUs, we have two futures - shared memory multiprocessors, and GPU-like massively parallel machines. The GPU-like devices have turned out to be more useful than expected. Non-shared-memory multiprocessors with small memories, like the Cell, weren't too useful. This isn't surprising; that idea was a dud in supercomputers, where it was tried about ten times over the last 20 years.
    • The big screen problem has finally been solved. It took fifty years, but the TV you can hang on the wall is finally the standard product at an easily affordable price.
    • The Blu-Ray vs. HD controversy has stalemated. Both are losing. Something better than both may come along before either achieves significant market penetration.
    • Batteries improved a little in energy density, but they're blowing up more. We may be reaching a limit there, as weight reduction reduces the safety margins. Fuel cell products remained vaporware.
    • Networking is somewhat stable; most consumers have enough bandwidth right now. This may change as the demand to download HDTV-sized content increases. There's more action in the phone side of networking, as video to the phone becomes widespread.
    • Desktop computing didn't really change much in 2007.
  31. "I think we all know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...that the Russians during the communist era were willing to experiment on their people in a way that would be completely unthinkable in the US".

  32. Who is dvorak... by Bizzeh · · Score: 1

    ...why should anyone care who he is, or what his opinion is?

  33. People didn't upgrade from win2k to XP... by argent · · Score: 1

    Microsoft had the same problem to get people to upgrade from win2k to XP

    In general, people didn't upgrade from 2k to XP until they had to, or they bought a new computer. As you say, it was the huge 9x/Me user base that drove the adoption of XP, and they don't have that this time.

    I'm still using the old retail Windows 2k I got six years ago, and if Vista hadn't been such an appalling monster I'd have skipped XP completely. Now I'm considering upgrading from 2k to XP because as much as I dislike the subtracted value in XP I'm concerned I'll lose that option if I don't take it.

  34. THUS by Ibiwan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I propose another topic of discussion, specifically a question raised by my dad after I read him several of the current comments:

    What individual piece of tech do you use that you've used for the longest period of time?

    For reference, he's got a computer he's happy has lasted 6 years, and some woodworking tools he's hoping will last 50.

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    1. Re:THUS by jacquesm · · Score: 1

      If chisels are allowed then for me it would be:

      - calipers (25 years)
      - saxophone (26 years)
      - fluke dvm about 20 years now
      - tek scope, 17 years (and it was 2nd hand when I bought it)

    2. Re:THUS by Axello · · Score: 1

      I guess it must be my Leatherman. Bought in 1992, still in daily use today. Although, my digital multimeter is from 1981 and still going strong as well.

    3. Re:THUS by Handover+Phist · · Score: 1

      Even better, my motorcycle, my main mode of transportation, will be eligible for vintage plates next year. 24 years of get-up and go that's fun and makes all my family supporting work possible. Not only that, it doesn't run Windows, Linux, or any firmware whatsoever. It's straight mechanical and easy as pie to fix with a few simple tools kept in a tiny seat compartment. Sometimes old tech is the best tech.

    4. Re:THUS by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      As far as electronics go? Sony 3/4" U-Matic tape deck circa 1978. At last check, it could still play back tapes. It takes fifteen seconds to pull the tape around the heads, has no shuttle capability, and has some serious skew problems, but my gosh, it hasn't been calibrated since I was in elementary school and was built when I was two. Sony sure doesn't build 'em like they used to, though. I can't swear violently enough about recent Sony tape transports I've dealt with. :-D (To be fair to Sony, I guess when the smallest parts in a device were big enough to cause a coma if you threw them at somebody, that made electronics a lot easier to build reliably. I still don't understand why I've had such bad luck with things as simple as Sony headphones, though.... *sigh*)

      Computer stuff... an old Mac (MkLinux) server I sort of occasionally help admin. Still running on the same hard drive after more than a decade with almost zero outages in all that time other than physical moves, IP number changes, and a few power blinks here and there. By contrast, the almost-never-used Tripp-Lite UPS it was attached to died five years ago. :-D

      Speaking of which, why is it that every UPS I've ever owned seems to only last about five years before the battery fails and the device either starts beeping constantly or shuts off and refuses to pass power even when not running on battery? Seems like they have to be doing something really bad like constantly trickle charging the battery to have such consistent failure in such a consistently short time... but I digress.

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    5. Re:THUS by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you classify as "technology", but I guess I have a set of screwdrivers my dad gave me that are more than 30 years old now. If you count it, my mom still has my grandmother's cast-iron skillet, which is probably 60 or 70 years old.

      ~Wx

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    6. Re:THUS by ipxodi · · Score: 1

      Two IBM Model M keyboards dated 1988 & 1989. (work and home)

      Also a 1957 vintage Gillette SuperSpeed double edged razor.
      Real "wet-shaving" is a whole different experience than 5 minutes in the shower with can of goo and a multi-bladed face shredder.

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    7. Re:THUS by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Big red pencil from first grade.

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  35. Greed. It's all about Greed. by rawg · · Score: 1

    The corporations hold back innovation to maximize their profit on current outdated tech. Their share holders demand it so.

    Apple is moving forward, and so is OSS. But there is only so much they can do when they are in danger of being sued at every turn.

    If I were as rich as Bill Gates, I would buy an island and get all the smart people I could to live there. Then I would build the future unencumbered by the rest of the world's greed for money and power. And this island would become the richest, most powerful place on earth.

    bwahahaha

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  36. Life's good by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That said, I have to agree that the thrill is largely gone. Even slashdot, the stories all seem to be something I've read before, and so do the comments. The late 90's, they were fantastic. But like the hippies after Woodstock, this is not the low point of a cycle -- it's over. Whatever "it" was, it will only return in a different form, and it will revolve around people other than us.

    That's a fantastic analogy, Abe Simpson. Let's try not to be so annoyingly self-indulgent as the Baby Boomers. The internet revolution, which the older of us experienced as teenagers, college students, or even adults, was one of the biggest transformations in the exchange of information that we'll ever see. The kiddies talk about how different "2.0" will be, but these little bastards have never used a card catalog system to know how different the internet is that what we had before. Things are good now. We're spoiled.

    So expecting the changes of 1995-2000 to keep going would be stupid. But that doesn't mean what we're getting now is actually bad. Device creators are focusing more on UIs now, so that the stuff we have is actually, you know, not a pain in the ass to use. That's good. Online services continue to get better, if not in a "blow your mind" kind of way. That's good.

    1. Re:Life's good by MasterOfMagic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some of us "little bastards" had teachers and school districts that thought learning was more important than technology. We did have computers in school as kids, but they were for one thing and one thing only - typing up assignments. That was the extent that my elementary and high school educated the school body about computers, and yes, our library had card catalog drawers. I still use them whenever they're present at the libraries I go to.

      More on point, I agree with your general conclusion - things are good now and technology only buys you so much. Who cares if you can search an encyclopedia a millisecond faster? When the vast majority of computer time is spent on email and word processing and web browsing, how much computer power do you really need? If a story is compelling, how many pixels do you need to convey this? Can you do it in text and let someone's imagination take over, or do you need 4x anti-aliased 1080p graphics to make it compelling?

      The increases in computing power right now buy us UI improvements and make things easier for the user, a field that computer scientists pawned off on human-interaction specialists. What we need is a breakthrough on the computer science side of the fence. The problem here is that genuinely new ideas are hard to synthesize. The low hanging fruit (though I hate to call the last 60 years of computer science that) has been picked. We need a Copernicus, a Galileo, a Da Vinci, and a Isaac Newton to help us go on any further. We need someone to stand on the shoulders of giants. Unfortunately, software patents have stunted our intellectual growth in ways that will probably make our grandchildren shudder.

    2. Re:Life's good by Schemat1c · · Score: 3, Informative

      We need a Copernicus, a Galileo, a Da Vinci, and a Isaac Newton to help us go on any further. Or just legalize psychedelics again, the dirty little secret of the scientific community.
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    3. Re:Life's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every generation is annoyingly self-indulgent at some point.

    4. Re:Life's good by Targon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem goes back to the number of people who are willing to start a new tech company. Back in 2000(before the stock market version of the tech crash), we were seeing a peak in the number of companies with some interesting ideas that attempted to come out with new products. In many cases, people NEED that venture money to develop the product they have in mind since they can't make it themselves, so with venture money being harder to come by after the crash of 2000, these ideas just don't get developed.

      If the government were to actually encourage technology instead of treating technology like a necessary evil, we might see a new boom in the tech industry, and with it more great technologies. Governments all around the world have been encouraging technology, helping with fiber deployments, and getting high speed connections into homes. The government here in the USA has done so little to encourage the growth of technology that the USA is falling behind.

      There are still some very cool things going on when it comes to technology, the problem is that the culture here in the USA has shifted from "we can start a company and turn our idea into a product" to "we do what we need to do just to survive". The consolidations we see with mergers and such are being caused by the economy stagnating, inflation being ahead of paychecks, and a feeling that it will be a long time before things improve.

      So, when the ATTITUDE changes to a "we can do it", then we will see more new and great products being released. Until then, we will watch as the rest of the world makes progress and we see no progress here at home.

    5. Re:Life's good by guruevi · · Score: 1

      We probably do have such people among us (maybe the Google founders, maybe Linus Torvalds, maybe even RTS) but it takes a while for those people to get recognized (usually once they're long gone) and by then we'll all be dead anyway to correct any mistakes and misconceptions. So for all we know, Bill Gates or Steve "Chairthrower" Ballmer might be the symbol of 'enlightenment' for our generation to our grand-grand-grandchildren just as we see with the 'inventors' Bell and Edison, not all has to be clean and good business practice to get a note in history books.

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      Custom electronics and digital signage for your business: www.evcircuits.com
    6. Re:Life's good by altoz · · Score: 1

      You sound like the guy that said 640K should be enough memory for anyone. Of course word processing/web browsing and email are the things that people use computers for, but that's not all that they'll use it for. Music/photo/video organization and editing, TV/media center applications are all things the general public will use computers for, but aren't quite primetime yet. These will need more power and you're right, there will be better applications in the future.

    7. Re:Life's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm one of those baby boomers, you insensitive clod!

  37. Measuring success by Dobeln · · Score: 1

    " I don't even expect them to take second in the end, for that matter (although I may yet be surprised). That doesn't make it a resounding failure, though. "

    Matter of taste, of course, but with Sony coming from holding 70+ percent of the home console market last generation with the PS2, I would certainly consider dropping down to third place this gen a significant failure.

    1. Re:Measuring success by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      I refuse to measure success or failure of a product relative to how its sibling products did. The PS3 is a success, by my standards, because it's sold ok, especially if you consider the handicaps it's had to overcome. Really, it is dependend on the metric which you choose for success or failure.

      --
      "16MB (fuck off, MiB fascists)" - The Mighty Buzzard
    2. Re:Measuring success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a moron? The PS2 is still selling in droves. It's going to be a long time before anything sells like the PS2, 170,000,000+ and still clocking. Wait until the next iteration of consoles appear before chalking off one that's been on the market barely over one year.

    3. Re:Measuring success by Dobeln · · Score: 1

      120 million. And you appear to have missed the point entirely. But I guess there was a reason for posting as a coward.

  38. Re:Welcome to maturity... and mediocrity by MOBE2001 · · Score: 1

    It had to happen eventually. IT has become middle-aged, mass-market, everyday stuff.

    Yeah. That's the real problem, in my opinion. The computer industry is dominated by a bunch of aged computer academics who haven't had a really innovative thought since Charles Babbage designed the analytical engine 150 years ago :-). It's sad. Now that the industry is taking its first painful steps away from Babbage's serial paradigm toward massive parallelism, the old school insists on using failed ideas like multi-threading as the solution. What the computer industry needs is to retire all of their so-called "corporate fellows" and inject fresh new blood into research. The first company to crack the parallel programming nut will dominate computing in this century, you can bet on it. Microsoft and Intel know this and they are spending a shitload of money on it. Unfortunately for them, the old geeks are still in charge. Too bad. A little known startup is bound to come from left field and steal the pot of gold. ahahaha...

  39. We're posting articles from Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A troll with such bad karma that every comment he makes is automatically modded -1, and who can't spell Microsoft without using a dollar sign?

    "As soon as somebody uses a dollar sign to replace the letter S in "Microsoft" or "MS", it's a very relieving feeling. I know that I can ignore everything they have to say because it is meaningless." - Anonymous

    1. Re:We're posting articles from Twitter? by PenGun · · Score: 1

      I prefer "windose" myself.

  40. That Hillary ... by moseman · · Score: 0

    is NOT the antichrist!

    --
    Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to think "profiling is worse than the slaughter of innocent people..."
  41. Then write about something else! by bacontaco · · Score: 1

    Every article Dvorak writes is complaining about the tech industry, or some subset thereof. Why does he even bother with the tech industry, then? He seems miserable with the entire subject, so why doesn't he just find something else to do? I know the answer; he keeps doing it because of the money, plus the fact that his "popularity" (I use the term loosely) is due to his negative attitude. He doesn't really hate the industry, but is paid to.

    What I don't understand is why people can't figure this out and stop giving him exposure. It's the same situation with that other guy that I refuse to name, you know, the anti-video game industry guy. The attention they receive only encourages them to do it again, and again, ad nauseam.

    Please don't tell me that the attention he receives from article such as this on sites like /. does not matter because he writes for a magazine. PC Magazine hasn't been relevant for years. If you stop paying attention to them, trolls will go away.

  42. Complete rubbish by Cannelloni · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't be bothered to read Dvorak's drivel any more. The man should have been made redundant ten years ago.

    --
    Beauty is in the beholder of the eye.
    1. Re:Complete rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's just take Dvorak behind his office building and beat the shit out of him. That would make 2008 a great year.

    2. Re:Complete rubbish by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

      No, but we could sell him on eBay.

      --
      Beauty is in the beholder of the eye.
  43. Don't RTFM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't RTFM!

    You save time and Dvorak makes less money. It's win-win!

    1. Re:Don't RTFM! by revlayle · · Score: 1

      Please, if he is now writing MANUALS we are all DOOMED!

  44. Why fear Linux or Mac? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    Dvorak says in his Vista Death Watch column that he wouldn't be happy to have to switch to Mac or Linux, why? what is so great about the Windows experience?

    In my eyes it's the Ford or GM argument, Windows is the cheap easily accessible OS for the masses, clunky and not a luxury but just gets the job done.

    The problem is with Vista it simply isn't cheap anymore, plus it doesn't get the job done easily. These are the two big failing, DRM and restrictions getting in the way, price too high.

    Linux is the more open and friendly alternative now, it's getting a lot easier to install and use. A few things get in the way of mass adoption, the whole driver issue, you can't simply download a kernel module and install it.

    For those who truly want to use a computer and not have to fool fixing it then you need a Mac. They're no perfect but it's a lot easier to fix problems when you do get them since there's fewer models of hardware.

  45. Re:Read the Dvorak in your best "Andy Rooney" voic by mstahl · · Score: 1

    Andy Rooney is a commentator on 60 Minutes, a US television magazine, for those might not know.

  46. Re:That explains it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny, not two days ago you were full of praise about Dvorak's dumbness. Takes one to know one.

  47. Right, that'd happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all fine and dandy, but you seem to be forgetting the fact that the Unites States doesn't care about international borders. Private island or not, the US would never allow your scenario to come to fruition. Unless you have a fully functional, impenetrable energy shield. :p

    1. Re:Right, that'd happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect. All you need is ONE fully functional ICBM with maybe a 50 warhead MIRV. You could basically tell the USA at that point to go to hell or we push the button and a random city will become a new national memorial. That is how you deal with Evil countries like the USA.

      CUBA doesn't have missles and they have held the USA at bay for over 40 years now.

    2. Re:Right, that'd happen by rawg · · Score: 1

      I guess you've never heard of Sharks with lasers. Bwhahahahah, bring it on.

      --
      The above is not worth reading.
  48. DVORAK SUCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    QWERTY is the best keyboard layout!

  49. Still On Message? by meehawl · · Score: 1

    2G isn't as bad as you think

    I can't believe you're still pushing the party line. Will you think different when Apple's new phone is a 3G? Two legs good, four legs better?

    wireless is more prevelant than you think

    Tell me more about the state of WiFi in New Zealand...

    the iPhone UI is about 10,000x better than you seem to be making out.

    The OP said nothing about Apple's UI. But it's nice to get a concrete figure nailed down here.

    They are just Japanese, and thus don't care that something takes five years to become dominant rather than dropping everything else out of the gate.

    Still banking on MiniDisc sweeping the world?

    we saw the music industry crack and bow to demands for DRM free music.

    Yes, here's hoping that one of the last, strongest bastions of vendor-controlled DRM caves. Maybe 2008 will be when Apple stops being evil.

    --

    Da Blog
    1. Re:Still On Message? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Actually, people have done direct comparisons of the speed of web browsing on 2G vs. 3G phones, and found very little real-world difference.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
  50. Not such a bad year for F/OSS by walterbyrd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1) OLPC starts shipping; sales under G1G1 program exceed 150,000 units (number does not include sales to governments).

    2) Dell ships Ubuntu loaded PCs.

    3) Other computer manufacturers follow Dell's lead in preinstalling Linux on inexpensive laptops; Wal-Mart sells out of the 10,000 units of the model they carry in less than two weeks

    4) Samba/Microsoft agreement defangs Microsoft's patent FUD

    5) MS-Vista bombs. After years of delays, MS-Vista finally debuts. Even those kind to Microsoft admit that Vista is bloated and buggy. Adoption is slow.The public demanded XP be installed by default. This is the first time there was such a major backlash against a major Microsoft release.

    6) Even after shameless bribing and ballot stuffing, Microsoft loses the first round in the OOXML approval process.

    7) GPLv3 approved. This should have put an end to the Microsoft/Novell scam. But it didn't, the Microsoft/Novell scam was "grandfathered" in.

    8) Patent troll Acacia sues Redhat, just two days after two top Microsoft executives leave to join Acacia.

    9) After more than four years, Federal Judge Dale Kimball *finally* rules that The SCO Group does not own UNIX. The plain language of TSG's contract with Novell made it perfectly obvious that TSG did not own UNIX, and Kimball could have ruled on this years earlier. Considering that The SCO Group never had any evidence what-so-ever, no standing, and no prima-facia case, the length of time required for this ruling is, in my opinion, inexcusable. This ruling has not stopped The SCO Group from claiming they own UNIX - maybe in another four years. Still, this is some progress.

    10)ASUS eee PC.

    1. Re:Not such a bad year for F/OSS by noamsml · · Score: 1

      Don't forget:

      1. Gradual improvement on all fronts (except for Firefox), Gnome 2.20, Ubuntu 7.10, Linux 2.6.23, and KDE 3.5 released (not necessarily in that order).

      2. Compiz Fusion is officially mature.

      3. KDE 4 nears release.

      4. Fedora 8 showcases some of the goodies of next year's distros: PulseAudio, NetworkManager 7, Linux 2.6.23.1 (which is starting to trickle into Arch, Slack and Debian) and a more refined SELinux.

      5. The gPc is out, received warmly.

    2. Re:Not such a bad year for F/OSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed what is probably the most important story - the open sourcing of the Java platform.

  51. Less new stuff. by heroine · · Score: 1

    2007 definitely had the least new stuff of any previous year. The trend is more copies of less new stuff, more copies the less new information. And the next technology boom after Web 1.0 was .... another dot com boom. The next great language was ... Java again. The next big business was .... routers, networking, & databases again.

  52. Slashdotters, life is good. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    another dvorak troll article
    Only a self-centered fathead like Dvorak could see 2007 as a "crappy tech year". You know who's having a "crappy tech year"? 8 year old kids in Sudan, that's who. Anyone who lives in the shamefully wealthy West who doesn't see the fabulous panoply of possibilities that have come to us because of ever-less expensive technology has a bigger problem than not being able to unlock their iPhone.

    Personally, I spent several hours this afternoon using a relatively low-cost computer, with 4 gig of RAM and four CPU cores, gigabit ether and Firewire connections to audio hardware capable of 24-bit, 192khz sampling and software that allows me to create 80 tracks of sound and MIDI goodness to make music that gives me great joy. When I finished a rough mix, I was able to sync that music to video in a program that lets me manipulate SMPTE time code as easily as tapping my foot, editing that video using special effects and image synthesis that would have cost a quarter-million when George Bush became president. Oh, and when I was at my mother-in-law's house for dinner last night, my Slingbox was serving my viewing needs from 45 miles away.

    A crappy year is one when there's violence in my town that means my kids can't go to school and I can't make a living and there's nothing to eat. I guarantee that Mr. Dvorak has not missed any meals recently.

    Sometimes, when I encounter the kind of lack of self-knowledge like Dvorak shows by having the temerity to complain about tech when a sizable portion of the world is unable to grow crops because of climate change, or when our own government is using a technology that is capable of making broad improvement in the lives of billions in the service of gathering information in order to limit our freedom, it really makes me think that there are certain overfed, overbred shitheads that don't deserve our attention and that Dvorak is high on that list.

    OK, enough of the rant, now where's my drink?
    --
    You are welcome on my lawn.
    1. Re:Slashdotters, life is good. by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have the temerity to use electricity when a sizable portion of the world is unable to grow crops because of climate change?

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    2. Re:Slashdotters, life is good. by Goodgerster · · Score: 1

      Africa has been a desolate wasteland since Panama popped out of the ocean. So please, either go and reenact Team America or gain an understanding in what you're saying.

    3. Re:Slashdotters, life is good. by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      Well said! And since children are starving in Africa, does that mean I'm not allowed to complain if I get served bad food in a restaurant? Dvorak may be an idiot, but seriously, how did the GP get 40% Insightful, 40% Interesting and only 20% Flamebait?

      I have decided to live my own life and not worry too much about other people who are not as fortunate as I am, because I don't like feeling guilty everytime I enjoy something. But if someone wants to live their lives for starving children, then I respect them very much for that! However, how can that person then sit on Slashdot and complain about other people complaining? I can really only think of one thing to say to that:

      You have the temerity to use electricity when a sizable portion of the world is unable to grow crops because of climate change?

      Oh, you already said that. I have nothing to add then.

    4. Re:Slashdotters, life is good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jesus....your a fuckin hippie

    5. Re:Slashdotters, life is good. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I will now go use my "acting skills" to fix the desolate wasteland.

      America! Fuck yea!

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    6. Re:Slashdotters, life is good. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Wait... so global warming will melt the ice caps, drown Panama, and Africa will be fertile again? I drive my Hummer to save the starving kids in Africa... I'm doing my part! Are you?

    7. Re:Slashdotters, life is good. by maxume · · Score: 1

      My whoosh detector is going off. The problem is that I can't tell if it is because of you or because of me.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    8. Re:Slashdotters, life is good. by Fifty+Points · · Score: 1

      Africa has been a desolate wasteland...

      Not all of Africa, just the inhabited bits.
      --
      I'm in between insightful sigs right now...
    9. Re:Slashdotters, life is good. by sbate · · Score: 1

      PopeRatzo your article is pure flamebait. 100% bulltech. Your argument falls flatter than piss on a plate due to the fact that your BMI is way over the national limit for Sudan. You probably enjoyed a lot of "self-knowlege" with your slingbox at Mom's house, and to "seguay" from that, Dvorak was yanking your chain as well. Devorak is Loki to your Catholic Priest fake techno religeon and you want to stone him like he was pulling the bhurka off your camel.

      --
      Added Pressly: "Oh, and by the way, milk is nothing but liquid meat."
  53. I just picked him for my death pool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    long shot but we can always hope, right?

  54. You'd think Dvorak would be celebrating . by SEE · · Score: 1

    After all, the Macintosh finally did die. Leopard killed Classic support even on PPC, which means the current "Mac OS" has the same support for Mac apps that 1997's OPENSTEP did -- zero.

  55. Must've been a great year then. by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    I mean, if Dvorak says it sucked.. And if Bob Metcalfe agrees with him, it must have been an AWESOME year.

    No xMac though :(

  56. Re:It adds up for Windows users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You already posted in this article with your sockpuppet. Please don't game Slashdot.

  57. The worst of 2007: Casual means no suit again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was showing up to 'casual' dress jobs and finding out that 'casual' meant 'not in a suit' again like in 1995.

  58. How about a light XP interface upgrade ? by Latinhypercube · · Score: 1

    OK. Vista is dead in the water. But how about refining some of the Vista interface niceties into a light XP upgrade. Just a few interface improvements, no under the hood stuff. Refresh the franchise a bit. I mean, it'd probably only take a team of 3-5 people to transfer some widgets, revamp windows.exe with some gloss and bevels, or just add some nice 'dock' features like stardock. Probably adding less than 1% cpu usage. That would do A LOT to improve Microsoft's image to the XP world, and probably placate the osx loving housewives out there.

    1. Re:How about a light XP interface upgrade ? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'd probably be a lot less critical of XP if they ditched the Fischer Price theme.

    2. Re:How about a light XP interface upgrade ? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      No, it'd get them an another "monopoly abuse lol1!!!!111!!" case, because you suggested adding features.

      --
      For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
  59. Vista IS crappy tech by hklingon · · Score: 1

    Well, I'll agree that the "crappiness of tech" is more psychological than reality (as other have pointed to really amazing innovations for 2007) I think it is important to clarify that personal computers are not yet to the point that they are as refined as, say, a toaster.

    What has happened, I think, is that marketing hype leads individuals to have the expectation of technology that it is as easy as the "old" way and that it is somehow much better. People want tech like a toaster.. you press the button, you get what you want. For the tech arena, I think this is why devices like the iPod have been brilliant. It does what you want without a lot of fuss.

    With Vista, the marketing hype was all there but they failed to actually make a product that was a clear improvement over the prior generation from the user's perspective.

    Vista doesn't have that. In fact, vista does dumb things like... the fiasco with windows explorer being plagued with slow file copies, being flaky with copies, etc. SP1 is supposed to correct this, but the RC of SP1 is being met with mixed reviews. Very often we see Vista portrayed as User Vs. Vista, not working together harmoniously.

    It really is plagued by stability problems-- our (limited) vista production machines can scarcely make it through a day without rebooting to keep things stable. See this video for a very, very common video related crash. Also from the video, I find it amusing that the command prompt is faster AND more coherent at handling files than the new awesomer windows explorer.

    Lets not even get into the Windows Home Server (tm) corrupting files randomly. How does crap like this this happen!?!?!?

    I'd say from a user expectations point of view (for their day to day tech needs), it was a pretty crappy year for users.

  60. Re:Greed. It's all about Greed. by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

    Apple will be moving forward when they drop DRM from all the media sold through iTunes. Until then, there isn't a whole ton of innovation coming from Apple. What was new and innovative about Leopard? Oh right... the desktop background (I use Leopard everyday on a Macbook Pro, for the record). Leopard doesn't do anything for me that Vista couldn't.

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    please me, have no regrets.
  61. Stay On Target, Stay On Target... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I can't believe you're still pushing the party line.

    Hey, in the U.S. we dropped party lines about twenty years ago.

    Will you think different when Apple's new phone is a 3G? Two legs good, four legs better?

    Nope. I knew one was coming when I bought one, and though at the time my area had no 3G coverage I knew it wouldn't matter. That's because for most the of time I'm at home or work and get a good WiFi signal (far faster than 3G). And the rest of the times, I have used 2G for browsing enough to know it's workable. I have checked in for flights, used Wikipedia, browsed for news, read lots of interesting blogs. If you have time to read you have an extra few seconds to spare for a page load after all! And for Google Maps, 2G is plenty fast enough to scroll around in real time with almost no delay. You see, actually having used the device extensively in different locations I can speak from personal experience unlike the OP - and it would seem yourself.

    In short, even when 3G phones come it it will not matter to me, I'm in this phone for at least the next few years until some other enhancement arises that I actually find enticing (though what that would be I don't know since I don't really care about GPS either, triangulated location is good enough for me).

    Tell me more about the state of WiFi in New Zealand...

    Since I don't live in New Zealand I cannot. If have no ability to use WiFi because you entire continent resonates at 2.4GHz or whatever, then by all means you should stay away from the iPhone. My comment was of course targeted at the US, it's a shame you NZ people are so self centered you can''t realize there are other nations on this planet.

    The OP said nothing about Apple's UI. But it's nice to get a concrete figure nailed down here.Still banking on MiniDisc sweeping the world?

    No, because that format was hamstrung my the music industry and a company delivering it that didn't really know what to do with it. You do realize what a phone is right? I mean there in New Zealand perhaps you talk to minidsic players but overseas we all use phones and MP3 players and combinations of them.

    Yes, here's hoping that one of the last, strongest bastions of vendor-controlled DRM caves. Maybe 2008 will be when Apple stops being evil.

    Well since Apple was the one that broke the DRM stranglehold I'd probably not critique them as much as you like to - you fall into the classical Apple Hater mould, unwilling to give them any credit and living a life of hatred that goes stronger with each new success that Apple enjoys, constantly targeting any positive mention of them with your mindless venom. How we all pity your sort! It must twist your mind after a while, to be filled constantly with such loathing.

    I'll grant you the honor of the Final Word, though what it's worth I'm not sure since I'll certainly not bother reading whatever claptrap you spring forth next and doubt very much that anyone else will either.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Stay On Target, Stay On Target... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Tell me more about the state of WiFi in New Zealand...

      Since I don't live in New Zealand I cannot. If have no ability to use WiFi because you entire continent resonates at 2.4GHz or whatever, then by all means you should stay away from the iPhone. My comment was of course targeted at the US, it's a shame you NZ people are so self centered you can''t realize there are other nations on this planet. He's not, I am. Our current state of hotspot WiFi is "sod all" and "bloody expensive where they even bother to set it up". Regrettably, our 2.4GHz spectrum IS in use by every blasted cordless phone in the country, and our powerlines seem to resonate at just the right rate to make WiFi near impossible..

      --
      For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
  62. Facebook by ziggyboy · · Score: 1

    I think he's right about Facebook. It's a breeding ground for spammers. I'm seriously getting annoyed at all the applications and invitations. I must get something like 5-10 application invitations daily. I wish there was some way to turn the damn thing off. I don't want to use any of those stupid applications...all I ever want is to add friends and post pictures to stay in touch.

    The Facebook dude is an idiot, IMHO. People are already getting tired of all these "features" he's adding. it's just terrible.

  63. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tech looks Back At 'Another Crappy Dvorak Year'

  64. Slashdot has gone illogical by director_mr · · Score: 1

    I read the article, and I actually agree with his assessment of tech failures in 2007. As much as Dvorak is annoying, this article is pretty accurate. Slashdotters moaning and groaning about Dvorak would be better served not posting or addressing the article. Isn't this the whole point about slashdot? We are one of the few places that actually deals with information instead of groaning and moaning and acting like grade-schoolers? I have a little secret for those of you that don't want Dvorak posted here:

    Don't post in the Dvorak threads. When you do, whether you complain or not, you show there is an interest in Dvorak here. Its not the negativity or positivity of reaction that determines the stories around here, its the reaction.

    1. Re:Slashdot has gone illogical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here

  65. Demagogue! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    He's laughing at us, he knows he's stupid. He's counting on your love of pointing it out to make him money. If you view Dvorak through this light, he is a very talented individual. He is the very definition of a demagogue. I think of Ann Coulter in the same light: If she actually believes what she says, she's a raving lunatic. If she doesn't believe what she says but says it anyway to make millions, she's a genius (still evil, but a genius).
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    With the first link, the chain is forged.
    1. Re:Demagogue! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Getting people upset doesn't make you a genius. It makes you brazen and shameless but it doesn't take a genius to be a jerk.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    2. Re:Demagogue! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Getting people upset doesn't make you a genius. It makes you brazen and shameless but it doesn't take a genius to be a jerk. Ah, but getting people upset at you and then making millions of dollars of it does take some genius.

      I still think they're assholes, but there's no way the majority of the population could pull something like that off but simply find it too morally repugnant to do. Otherwise every successful, smart asshole would be doing it (and there are lots of them).
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      With the first link, the chain is forged.
  66. Why is it by yAm · · Score: 1

    that when I read a Dvorak article, all I hear is "You kids get off my lawn!" and nothing else?

    --

    Chris

    So Buddha walks into a pizza parlor and says: "Hey, make me one with everything."

    1. Re:Why is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you are on Slashdot.

  67. Best tech year ever by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

    What a ridiculous complaint. 2007 was not a bad tech year at all. Consider the following:

    • Mobile is now king. Apple sold a ton of iPhones. Other smartphones are selling like hotcakes. 2007 is the year decent wireless computing ended up in the pockets of millions of people.
    • Mobile is guaranteed to get infinitely better, regardless of the specifics. Google changed the wireless game the moment they put their feet in the water by getting involved in two initiatives: spectrum bidding and the Android (mostly) open handheld platform. Neither has gone anywhere, but it doesn't matter. Wireless providers realize they can no longer close their networks to approved devices, and whoever wins the 700 MHz spectrum bid will have to play nice.
    • SCO basically died. Good riddance. Congrats to Novell and IBM for sticking it out rather than settling when the settling would have been easy.
    • Speaking of settling, Microsoft caved in. They blinked, the EU didn't. MS has realized that if they want to be allowed to sell products in the EU they have to release documentation explaining how a lot of the software they sell actually works. Look for Samba to bring a lot more features to file and print sharing and directory services in the near future.
    • Amazon's 1-click patent died. You may recall that this patent covered "the use of browser cookies to do what browser cookies were invented to do" (or perhaps something more wordy).
    • Backups got easy. Watch for Windows and Linux developers to copy the ease of use Leopard users have with their Time Machine backup app. Whether you're a Mac user or not, your future holiday photos got a new lease on life with this app and those it will inspire.
    • DRM is dead. In fact, it was DOA for most of us here, but now the people who bankrolled it realize how stupid they were to do so.
    • OOXML is a laughing stock, and so is ISO. Did you know you can buy an ISO vote for a crappy standard? Apparently you can, and it's called the whole process into question. Laughably, the standard still didn't pass muster. MS can either improve it to the point where other people can implement it, or else find a better way to bribe people.

    ... and there's more. On the downside, Dvorak is still writing whiny articles that bear little resemblance to reality.

    1. Re:Best tech year ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with most of your comments, I feel I need to point out two things.

      First, regarding backups got easy - *nix fans will praise rsync, cron, etc. and how its been around forever but that isn't necessarily easy (personal preference), but Windows has had it somewhat since XP and properly since 2k3 and of course Vista: it's called Shadow Copy (Previous Versions in Vista). It is very easy to use, but noone really knows its there - difference in advertising methodologies I suppose.

      Also, DRM isn't dead. I don't expect it to fall out until 2010 at the earliest. While there have been several significant victories, its not quite over yet.

  68. Editors by slapout · · Score: 1

    "Journal written by twitter (104583) and posted by Zonk"

    Oh man, now the editors aren't even writing the summaries anymore.

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  69. Dvorak deathwatch? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Thirty years of crappy articles in computer magazines. When to pull the plug?

  70. Slide rule by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Yup, I actually use one now and then. It's about 100 years old though I've only been using one since mid-70s. This is a tecnology that started in the 1600s and was used extensively into the 1980s (with some niche use still today). Technology just does not last as long as it used to.

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  71. Missing the Point by meehawl · · Score: 1

    t's a shame you NZ people are so self centered

    I'm in the US, in ur 2G, teln u it sux.

    Apple was the one that broke the DRM stranglehold

    How did it do that now? What company is the biggest purveyor of DRM-bollixed media in the world today?

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  72. Linx Plz by meehawl · · Score: 1

    people have done direct comparisons of the speed of web browsing on 2G vs. 3G phones, and found very little real-world difference.

    Who are these people? Video URLs or GTFO.

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    1. Re:Linx Plz by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Sure, here you go.

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  73. Most I know do not like change by wilec · · Score: 1

    "The only fly in the ointment is that customers want to see improvements"

    Most I know do not like change where a computer is involved. Of course many do like a specific new toy, whether it is a web cam or a game. But they do not tolerate changes to how they have learned to do things even if it means improvements, unless it comes with a new toy or treat. If you could somehow give them a cookie or sucker, real ones that is, when they learned something new that they needed to know it might actually happen.

    They would like problems fixed IF that is they were aware that a fix was possible. Unfortunately the vast majority do not realize there is a problem, much less a fix for it. For instance most are resigned to reinstalling the OS, or even replacing a infested box, and losing a lot of data as part of a 'normal' life with computers. They do not know anything else somewhat because of what has been presented to them by the industry and somewhat of their own doing. Mostly this is due to lack of interest but it is also somewhat due to intellectual laziness.

    Many I know are not knowledgeable enough, and don't want to be bothered to learn, or simply too paranoid about computers in general or the internet to make full use of them. Many others stick their heads in the sand and trust that Windows Update and a $29.99 AV subscription will magically protect from all dangers, as they tell Internet Exploder to save their banks password then proceed open every VBX or EXE loaded email joke they get.

    "If you can take over the whole market, stifle competition so there's minimal expectations of change, you can keep gouging those 85-90% profit margins forever."

    I agree, with the current crop of colluded and entrenched monopolies enjoying insane copyright and patent protection progress gets bogged down. It seems to me that there is a gross lack of vision in much, not all, but probably most of the business community these days. Other than the outright fraud and simple dumbass mismanagement presented as neo-fiducial science there is a lot of fighting over chump change, and few real innovations in business practice. Indeed it seems to me that the bean counters are the primary restraint on technological innovation. Kind of like local chambers of commerce work their collective asses off to exclude or coerce a new business from inflating local wages. So scared they might have to pay higher wages that they miss the point that these employees will have more money to spend.

    My only hope is that technology can some how continue evade the yoke of the patents well enough to compensate for the ignorance and greed so prevalent today. If it can't I am afraid the system is gonna break, and things are gonna get really ugly really fast. This has happened before, many times, and will again. And so it goes...

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  74. if mod points could buy beer by wilec · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points and if mod points could buy beer your jaw teeth would be floating in less time than it will take for your blood pressure to come down.

    Wabi-Sabi --- remember this when you think of Dvorak, it'll help take the edge off.
    Matthew

  75. Lies, damn lies, and statistics. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    So 95% of satisfaction?

    Says who?

    How big is each population of users?

    And anyway, how many people are shelling out the insane amounts of money for the contract and phone? (in the UK it is the equivalent of around $2000)

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    1. Re:Lies, damn lies, and statistics. by DECS · · Score: 1

      The "says who" could be answered with a Googling, if you weren't so damned lazy.

      In October, Changewave found that not only were 95% of iPhone users satisfied, 82% were "very satisfied," compared to only 51% for RIM blackberry users, 45%-31% ratings on the other phones, with Motorola, Sony Ericsson bringing up the rear. Nokia, Samsung, and Palm were all at 35%. Satisfaction reports for the iPhone are actually up from months prior, so its not like reality hasn't sunk in yet. People who bought it like it.

      That's a pretty large difference in satisfaction ratings. Changewave says they interview a pool of 3000 people. Sales, buzz, use reports (web stats) all suggest that's an accurate appraisal. Anyone can manufacture bullshit hype for a few months, but you can't keep it going for a year without delivering the product and actually impressing people.

      Do us a favor and stop insisting that reality can't be happening. It's tiresome.

      Also, nobody cares that people in the UK have to pay more. They make more. They pay more for everything, from the Xbox to software to CDs. You have high taxes. Don't try to tell me you pay more for the iPhone because of Apple. You pay more because you have really high taxes and O2 thinks they can rip you off for service plans as well. Get a better job or move somewhere cheaper. It's not Apple's fault you live where you do.

      Early iPhone Adopters Extremely Satisfied - Changewave

      iPhone Grabs 27% of US Smartphone Market
      Last month, after Apple beat its announced goal of selling a million iPhones by the end of September a couple weeks in advance, Dan Frommer of Silicon Alley Insider announced that Apple was convolutedly "below plan" for meeting its 90 day goal in 74 days, and figured that Apple would only be able to sell about half of its longer term 2008 goal of 10 million phones. A month later, Frommer is now pointing out that Apple has 27% of the US smartphone market.

  76. Interesting Video by meehawl · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting video, but I suspect the issue with that dinky little phone is that it's running an older Symbian OS on a 200 MHz CPU with a dodgy renderer. I did my own test on EVDO and found that a 400 MHz phone CPU was limiting the bandwidth - tethering the phone and using my laptop to render enabled a 100% bandwidth increase.

    That /. thread was full of people pouring scorn on Apple's new attempt at creating a pseudo-MHz Myth by claiming that its crappy 2G is sufficient. You can only run this confidence game for a limited duration until people figure out what's going on. In Apple's case, it became so laughable that it finally stopped dissing Intel and instead began to suckle at Intel's tit. I suspect it will take less time before Apple is dissing 2G as worthless.

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