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.su Lives On, Stronger Than Ever
CWRUisTakingMyMoney writes "Yahoo! Finance has a story about the defunct Soviet Union's .su TLD. 'Sixteen years after the superpower's collapse, Web sites ending in the Soviet ".su" domain name have been rising — registrations increased 45 percent this year alone. Bloggers, entrepreneurs and die-hard communists are all part of a small but growing online community resisting repeated efforts to extinguish the online Soviet outpost.'"
It looks like all those "In Soviet Russia" jokes will be on-topic for once.
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babas.su
jiujit.su
jiuju.tsu
jujit.su
jujut.su
shiat.su
tirami.su
zaibat.su
Hurry up and register them!
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
pant.su is taken :(
If you take away their websites, the communists really won't have anything left lol.
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In Soviet Russia, DOMAINS END IN .SU !!! /me ducks for cover.
I've actually wanted to own a .su domain for quite some time, but I can't seem to find a registrar that'll do them to someone outside of russia for a REASONABLE sum. A lot of the ones that do seem to offer them want 3-figure amounts for some reason.
.su domains?
Does anyone actually know of a decent registrar that's not stupidly expensive for
+1 IDisagreeSoHeMustBeATrollOrAnAstroturferOrAShill
The last we heard of the .su domain here on slashdot was when we were discussing Outdated Domains to meet their end. Like .um from that article, .su was high on the list for the chopping block. *Sniff* that article was one of my first submissions to be accepted on Slashdot...*tear*
.um... .su, ISP is throttled by you!
Erm? *Ahem!*
In
Demented But Determined.
...there are no anonymous cowards, only cowards.
Table-ized A.I.
There is no escape. Today Humor will die a little...
In Soviet Russia, goatsecx.su!
Anyone have desudesude.su yet?
(Score:2, Informative)? How?
They should change Sudan's TLD to .su... or give them another one.
web surfs you!
So much choice. -sigh- And so little time. Where do I go to scoop one of these domains. =P
In Soviet Russia, zone forbids YOU.
(/me registers "in-soviet-russia-website-visit.su")
http://www.alloffmp3.su/ is open right now
Damn Straight! We take our brainwashing very seriously here. What kind of brainwasher allows the subject to know that they are brainwashed? Maybe you have brainwashing confused with zombie-ism? What kind of third rate evil genius school did you go to anyways? Obviously, you're not KGB material.
Could you elaborate? Maybe enlighten us as to what we are doing that indicates brainwashing?
Just checked, it's available.
This space available.
insovietrussiadomainregister.su
What if Tetris was invented by Nazis?
I don't know, sometimes it's funny when they find a new way to beat a dead horse. The first time I saw "In soviet america" is was funny and that was long after the initial joke. Or the infamous "all your base are belong to you" was fun the first time I saw the poem:
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
In the end, reusing old material is ok as long as you're doing it with a twist. If you just throw up the same "In Soviet Russia, [subject] [verb]s you!" then you're just rehashing old material. Think of slashdot a bit like a stand-up comedian, you can't pull the same jokes over and over to the same audience. Instead, use the opportunity that we have some memes to make some in-jokes, it makes those who get it feel smug and the rest curious. I love Futurama for that, they go so many geeky references I've probably missed a bunch and still feel I "got it".
Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
...there are no anonymous cowards, only cowards. NO U!!Wow! A Yahoo link that should be safe to click on! Not that anybody will visit that link due to its prominent location in the summary.
The possibilities are endless!
In Soviet Russia, .su is no zone YOU!
Okay, I find the constant /. memeing tiresome to say the least, but that was really funny. Well done.
Hail Eris, full of mischief...
E pluribus sanguinem
It's funny to me how you think everyone on the Internet is from the USA. Seeing as you're so anti-American it seems ironic you've fallen into a trap commonly used for stereotyping Americans.
The running joke is that "nas.su" should be migrated to "nas.ru", with "nassu" roughly translating from Russian as "will piss on" and "nasru" as "will shit on".
With all this AT&T and Comcast stuff, I think you can reverse those two lower case letters.
You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
If you think about it, it's kinda odd that there is an *.su TLD at all. After all, back in the day the internet was essentially a U.S. military thing designed to protect military communications in the event of an *.su nuclear attack.
expandfairuse.org
You're thinking for yourself. If you're not blindly agreeing with the GP, then you're brainwashed. Obviously.
You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
These domain names would really be appreciated by spanish speakers. "Su" means "yours" so the possibilities are endless!
Commie #1: I have finally perfected my new propaganda website! With the information in this site, and a suitable amount of traffic, we will crush the capitalist pigs and restore the glory of communism!!
Commie #2: What's the URL?
Commie #1: It's "capitalist-scum-die.com".
Commie #2: I don't know. I think it needs something a little extra. Let's register "capitalist-scum-die.SU" instead. Changing ".COM" to ".SU" will really take the site to the "next level".
Commie #1: PURE GENIUS COMRADE!!! Of course! The correct top-level domain is all that stands between us and glorius success! I'll get right on it!
Well, I for one welcome our new "In Soviet Russia" joke posting Yakhov Smirnoff clone overlords!
My blog
They really should depricate this thing:
.../readme.txt for information" response.
Immediately: no new TLDs
In 24 months: All registrants must have a migration plan in place or their domain will not be renewed after April 2010.
In 48 months: Shut it off and redirect all traffic to a machine that spits back a "service discontinued, see
In 10 years, shut it off entirely.
Extensions to deadlines will be done on a case-by-case basis.
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
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Oh come on now Mods, that was funny!
Russia took over most "assets" of Soviet Union, such as the permanent UN seat. When Gorbachev resigned and dissolved the government of Soviet Union, he ceded all his power to the president of Russia.
Following the dissolution of the USSR in 1991-1992, Russia agreed to essentially take over for the USSR, albeit in a somewhat reduced form. Essentially, in return for taking responsibility for all of the USSR's international debt, Russia also inherited all of its treaty agreements (and its place on the UN Security Council). So the answer is yes, Russia took it over.
I'm perfect in every way, except for my humility.
I rest my case.
Feh. Keep it.
Lenny
lenin@moscow.ussr
The University of North Dakota might want thefighting.su
Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
I wonder, somehow, if the CyberArmy ever had anything to do with driving .su registrations? I mean, we did have that one challenge where you had to log in from a .su domain (though you were meant to fake your reverse DNS, not everyone did that)... Not too many other reasons I can imagine wanting an .su domain other than vanity.
TBH given putins actions id say it was more rebranded, with job cuts.
IranAir Flight 655 never forget!
For some reason, I think ".su" would be a good domain for lawyers.
Damn you Ian Campbell for registering the domain. Damn you. https://www.nic.ru/whois/?domain=insovietrussiadomainregister.su
You think that's a building. Now this is a building.
Like all comedy, timing is everything. If you stick it as a reply to anything, epic fail, you have to wait untill that perfect moment, when a really ripe one comes along, then bang. You need someone to set you up just right for it, and to get a really perfect one, you need to wait for a long long time.
What if Tetris was invented by Nazis?
Hah! I'm in your boat. By the time I got through the registration and deposit the money process, it was taken. Okay, I'm open for suggestions. Peggy.su was available, but I'm an anti-Elvis, like Michael J. Fox (shout out if you actually got that joke). Sag.su and a few other 3 letter word domains are available.
Anyone know any good foreign words that end in su?
Bah, I should have registered that my self before I made hte post.
I bet he's gunna turn up and post an 'I'm in your base registering ur domains' any moment
What if Tetris was invented by Nazis?
Fanfiction critics will be familiar with mary.su, and anime otakus with de.su.
Life is complex, with real and imaginary parts.
The assets of the USSR were mostly fenced through London and Wall Street. I've heard George Soros shed a crocodile tear on this score as well as on thrashing the currencies in SE Asia in the 90s, but we pretty much prefer to pretend that much of the wealth of the nation wasn't stolen outright and fenced through our fuckheads so much as it was all just a Potemkin village ot start with.
The wheel is still in motion, though. The Chinese hold how much of our increasingly worthless paper again?
Soviet Union.
Is that where Richard Stallman hosts his web site? LOL Oh, I see its a .org
For young internet ignorants it's just cool to have .su - quite oppositely for people who lost their family members because of communist agression, opression, or for ones who directly faced repressions of communism.
.su - in memory of the root of all evil.
.3r - in memory of third reich? Yeah, that would be nice for right wing extremist, wouldn't it?
:)
This idiots fight with Cuba, China, Vietnam, and so on, but have no moral problems, when ressurecting
Maybe they should make
"THINK PIGLET, THINK!"
"anonymous coward" from Poland, you may cite me now
Learn to spell "deprecate", then we'll talk. :)
In 1918 the USSR was the size of Belgium, including only the Moscow and St. Petersburg area. The whole Siberia and Far East of Russia were occupied by the USA, Canada and Japan. South, Ukraine, was hold by France, etc. Still somehow they manged to fight out these powers and unite the country.
In 1941 Germany, Italy, Hungary, Romania, Finland occupied the whole European part of the USSR. Chances of the USSR were pitiful. The victory was all but celebrated. Still we know the outcome.
The "Great Victory Victory in the Cold War" is from the same league. The territory of the "defeated" Russia is 4.5 times larger than the territory of the whole European Union. Russia holds the world stock of natural gas and oil, and other key resources.
The price of these resources has grown 10 times since 2001. The West is sucked in into the was which cannot be won. As result the West is approaching to the economical crisis and social unrest of an unprecedented magnitude.
Do not celebrate too early. .su still may hit the mainstream.
Nah, I'm cool.
Russia also inherited the USSR's nukes.
(You don't think those conveniently "just went away", do you?)
Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
There isn't anything called Soviet Russia let anlone Soviet Union anymore. The union ended in 1991, that's 17 years ago.
Even AC's should've learnt that by now.
Bikers.....The only people that understand why a dog hangs his head out a car window.
On Soviet Slashdot, case rests you!
I hate printers.
.su is to .sux
> Let me in!
< In Soviet Russia, zone forbids YOU.
> SUdo let me in
< Okay
[ http://xkcd.com/149/ ]
I'd wager that most of the 45% increase is down to domain spamming.
pensu?
try a food website...
:P
tirami.su
Oh, the irony... "Anonymous Coward: If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear!"
Commonwealth of Independent States
+3 Informative :O
I swear by .su I didn't know that!!
In Soviet Russia, Yakhov Smirnoff clone overlords welcome you!
www.ToGetRootType.su
and
www.slash.bin.slash.su
Read and Comment at my BLOG
!!!
So... where can I register a .su domain?
Mmmm. That irony tastes delicious.
Tom Caudron
-Tom
http://www.navyband.navy.mil/anthems/ANTHEMS/Russia.mp3
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
Sing to the Fatherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
In Soviet Russia, overused jokes post about YOU being overused.
They already though of gin.su, but no cheesy knife ads . . .
3-4 years? Yakov Smirnoff started his comedy in the 80's... you're WAY off.
My blog. Good stuff (when I remember to update it). Read it.
itadakima.su ....are all taken, and if the scant information given is anything to go by, all taken by the same person.
arima.su
arigatougozaima.su
-- Soruk
That has to be one of the geekiest replies I have ever seen posted here. That being said; +1 Funny. :)
If I can not smoke in heaven, then I shall not go. -- Mark Twain
...so I have to respond to this.
The Moscow/st. petersburg area is way bigger than Belgium.
The germans never got anywhere near the Ural mountains, so no.
Many countries hold natural gas and oil, so no.
Russia has a lot of natural gas, but it suffers from dutch disease. I would not expect grand things from them any time soon.
so what happens when icann decides that .su isn't valid anymore (they are already trying to phase it out)
.geek and .null
then your domain will be as good as
Most of the material assets ended up in the hands of whatever former Soviet republic it happened to be in. The Russian Federation ended up with most of the foreign assets, which was only fair, considering that they'd been paying the bills for the Soviet government for some time. In fact, it was their refusal to continue doing so that forced the USSR to close shop.
As for the intangibles: the Red Flag, the slogans, etc., those were just on loan from the parent enterprise, the World Communist Revolution(TM). They reverted when the local franchise was dissolved.
Tomato wedge sperm darts that are Republican.
Since the domain services allow 3 letters I think .sue is better.
So .su me. :-)
Of course I don't want Dot or her lawyers suing me so this is just a joke, please don't sue me Dot.
I wonder if anyone is going to start acronym top level domains? Like if 4 letters were allowed: www.hard-drives.scsi.
And last but not least: I think that the top level domain names like .su can have changing meanings per owners and the public opinion unless ICANN forces them to only be used for a certain registered group like .gov for only real legitimate government agencies.
I'll think of a really good SIG just before I die.
You just couldn't resist, could you? Guess what, apology or no, you're back on my list. Hope you don't want the UID anymore.