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Getting Rid of Staff With High Access?

HikingStick writes "I've been in the tech field for over 15 years. After more than nine years with the same company, I've been asked to step in and establish an IT department for a regional manufacturing firm. I approached my company early, providing four weeks notice (including a week of pre-scheduled [and pre-approved] vacation time). I have a number of projects to complete, and had planned to document some of the obscure bits of knowledge I've gleaned over the past nine years for the benefit of my peers, so I figured that would give me plenty of time. That was on a Friday. The following Monday, word came down from above that all of my privileged access was to be removed — immediately. So, here I sit, stripped of power with weeks ahead of me. From discussions with my peers in other companies, I know that cutting off high-privilege users is common, but usually in conjunction with a severance offer (to keep their hands off the network during those final weeks, especially if there is any ill-will). Should I argue for restored access, highlight the fact that I am currently a human paperweight, request a severance package, or simply become the most prolific Slashdot poster over the next few weeks? Does your company have a policy/process for dealing with high-privilege users who give notice? What is it, and do you make exceptions?"

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  1. It's really the company's decision by xmas2003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your situation kinda sucks as it sounds like you are a diligent worker who wants to help the company. But as long as they are paying you, it's really their choice how they want to use your services. All you can do is when your co-workers ask for your help in passing the torch, mention that you are hand-cuffed by the lack of access and have them request it for you.

    P.S. Some activities to pass the time would include Watching Grass Grow and/or Watching Paint Dry.

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    1. Re:It's really the company's decision by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What the organization really needs is some time to find out what sorts of things break when you aren't around to poke at them. For the next month they have the benefit of your knowledge, should they need it, but you won't be able to do stuff. This will allow existing staff members to learn to cover gaps while you are still around in case of an emergency.

      You are leaving. The company is far less interested in what you can do for them in your last few weeks than they are in learning how to live without you. That basically requires that they cut you out of the loop as soon as possible.

    2. Re:It's really the company's decision by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd get way more creative than that. Misuse all the office supplies you can. For instance, write a lengthy daily report and print it in as many formats as you can (Babelfish it into every language, print it in landscape, use funny fonts, etc.), and then use at least 20 or 30 paperclips to hold it together.

      Waste others' time the way they are wasting yours. Request frequent meetings with superiors to go over your daily reports. Hold very frequent meetings with random groups of underlings to discuss strange topics. For example, you could have an 8:15 meeting with the receptionist, an entry-level programmer, and a sock puppet regarding the situation in Myanmar, followed by a 9:00 meeting with the same entry-level programmer, a different sock puppet, and the janitor regarding your detailed synopsis of the new Indiana Jones movie.

      Make loud phone calls about your internal organs. Bring cake every day and insist that it's someone's birthday. Mix cat food in with Chex Mix and leave a bowl of it in the break room - see how much is gone at the end of the day. Etc.

      Just because you aren't allowed to do any work doesn't mean you have to be bored or watch grass grow to pass the time.

    3. Re:It's really the company's decision by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

      I almost forgot one. Give seminars/lessons/tutorials on various, purely trivial topics. Teach the history of the ampersand or the origins of the Gin and Tonic.

    4. Re:It's really the company's decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would talk to both the boss at the old job and the boss at the new job and see if you can't start the new job earlier. When you present to your old boss the "I'm an extremely overpaid paperweight" argument, he'll probably be happy to let you go a few weeks early since it will save the company money and you're not really helping him anymore. If he's hesitant to let you go for fear that some piece of knowledge will leave with you that he may need in the near future, offer to answer emails from the old company for the next few weeks...that way they get the best of both worlds...they don't pay you and they basically get what they're likely to get if you "become the world's most prolific Slashdot poster."

      And your new employer would probably be happy to have you come on sooner rather than later. This shouldn't be a hard sell on either side. The old company yanked your access rendering your willingness to stay on to make the transition as painless as possible somewhat moot. If you no longer want to be there and they no longer want you there, I see no reason why you can't find some way to make that happen.

    5. Re:It's really the company's decision by Amouth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      very true.. where i work it is policy that when you give your notice your login is turned of completely - your are then paired with someone else in the office - your e-mail box is forwardedto them with an auto reply to mailers of the contact change.

      that pairing allows you to cover and discuss what you where doing and what needs to be picked up.

      instead of spending your last weeks finishing your job you spend the last weeks as a source of information as someone else is trained to cover your job.

      so far it has worked really well for us

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    6. Re:It's really the company's decision by LearnToSpell · · Score: 4, Funny

      That works really well when you need a reference for your next job.

    7. Re:It's really the company's decision by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly. Screw em. If the higher up's think you are worthless and cut your access then give them what they want. A human paperweight. surf slashdot, do as little as possible, when challenged say, "I would love to, but you will not let me."

      Your example is exactly why giving notice is not something you really do anymore. I got further screwed. I was nice like you and did all that, then HR came back with a letter, "All vacation is canceled" you cant take vacation after you give notice, you also forfeit all vacation and sick time accrued.

      So I sat there and watched TV the last 2 weeks in my office. I was going to document all I knew, I decided that I was not going to as they wanted to be jerks about me being a good guy.

      I still get calls from people there about systems that I was the only expert on. I reply with, "what is your PO number for this consulting call? I would love to help you but management and HR told me point blank that everything has to be done by the book."

      So they hired another firm to help them, that firm contracts me out as the consultant. It pisses off the upper managers.

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    8. Re:It's really the company's decision by chill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the beauty of it, he already has the next job and doesn't need a reference.

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    9. Re:It's really the company's decision by egburr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't do this. They aren't wasting your time. They are still paying you. Instead, consider talking to your boss about leaving sooner (if you are ready to move to the new job) since they have nothing for you to do.

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    10. Re:It's really the company's decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I remember when I was 18 and knew everything. Every seasoned interviewer knows that the reference it check is not the immediate past or current employer but 2 or more back. The current employer has an incentive to lie if they are getting rid of a bad employee. To the original poster - do your job as best you can and live with the decision. Try and pass along any undocumented knowledge to good employees that will use it correctly.

    11. Re:It's really the company's decision by demodocus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm surprised you still have physical access to the building as well. I am sure it is nothing personal. Look at it this way, it protects you and the company. No one can come back on you and say you broke something in production.

    12. Re:It's really the company's decision by Lijemo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When I was laid off from a previous job-- they cut off my server access immediately. Though it wasn't necessary in my case, it certainly makes sense as a basic policy when letting someone go.

      EXCEPT for the fact that they didn't bother to check for running processes first. Completely unaware of the fact that I was about to be laid off, I had kicked of an elaborate SQL script on the live server just before my boss called me into his office. They killed my account with this script still running-- oops. A friend of mine who was still at the company said that the resulting zombie crashed the main Oracle server, requiring a reboot, three days after I left.

      So the "safe" choice of immediately removing access caused a major crash, while the "dangerous" choice of not removing access would have caused no problem whatsoever. (I'd say something about irony, but I don't want to kick off a debate on the word's meaning and whether it applies...)

    13. Re:It's really the company's decision by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (Score:1, Troll)
      Oh what cruel mistress Slashdot can be. You once were on top, but now you are just troll.
    14. Re:It's really the company's decision by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Humming and tapping fingers / pens a lot is good too. The more tuneless the humming, the better. Occasionally, whistle a couple of notes out of tune. Then hum some more. Also, if you've got an environment where you might round a group of people up to go to lunch, start about 10 or 15 minutes earlier than usual.

    15. Re:It's really the company's decision by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      The moderator must have fallen for the cat-food-in-Chex-trick. Too close to home to be a neutral.

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    16. Re:It's really the company's decision by Kelbear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I recommend the parent's suggestion. Continue your remaining work days by assisting your replacements. Not just because you're still being paid, but because it's satisfying to give your best work with what you have. If this means that getting access back is necessary, then start that process as well. Idling is nice as a break here and then, but a whole day of it will be very unfulfilling.

      Also, It's nice to leave without burning bridges. Who knows, maybe some of the people you leave behind may remember you in a positive light later in your career and provide an opportunity?

    17. Re:It's really the company's decision by xappax · · Score: 3, Funny

      Peter Gibbons: I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
      Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
      Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
      Joanna: Won't you get fired?
      Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
      Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
      Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh⦠I'm just gonna stop going.

    18. Re:It's really the company's decision by Tirhakah · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Completely unaware of the fact that I was about to be laid off," - He didn't know, seems it was an honest mistake...

    19. Re:It's really the company's decision by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dude, they perp-walked him; he didn't do it on purpose. He started a process, and then they killed his userid, so the process went zombie and just sat around doing its thing without any control, and no one who knew to stop it.

      I had a similar story; I got canned, and the second I left the building they started reformatting my equipment to make sure I hadn't left any time bombs. Due to server problem, I'd been using my desktop for development, and I had a huge code package sitting there waiting to be deployed (They fired me because I'd completed it).

      So they ended up wiping out the code. Woops. The icing on the cake was that they changed all my passwords, and revoked all my access, but they didn't check for running sessions, so I got home and I was still remotely rooted in a pair of live servers. I changed the MOTD on all the machines I was still logged into to: "When terminating an employee, make sure to abort active sessions before you change the passwords." Then logged off.

      I'm sure that sent them into a frenzy of paranoia, but frankly, they were acting like idiots. They went out of business in 3 or 4 months, and the guy who fired me spent a year or so after that trying to get me to do contract work for him.

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    20. Re:It's really the company's decision by The_Wilschon · · Score: 3, Informative

      You should really read comments before flaming. Especially bits that you quote. Especially bits that completely invalidate whatever it is you think you want to say, AND that you quote. Especially bits like this: "Completely unaware of the fact that I was about to be laid off..."

      GP was not being childish; he was not throwing a tantrum; he didn't even know he was about to be laid off. He started a long-running script, presumably a perfectly normal part of his job, but one which would need some shepherding. Then his permission to do that shepherding was revoked, so he was unable to do it. So he didn't do it. So the company reaped the benefits of their own folly. There was nothing the GP could have done to affect the situation, and no blame can reasonably adhere to him.

      So get off your high horse, buddy. Somebody with as low a UID as you ought to know better.

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    21. Re:It's really the company's decision by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your example is exactly why giving notice is not something you really do anymore. I got further screwed. I was nice like you and did all that, then HR came back with a letter, "All vacation is canceled" you cant take vacation after you give notice, you also forfeit all vacation and sick time accrued.

      I thought by law they had to pay you for any vacation time earned. At the very least, if that's what they put in their manual, it IS illegal. Whatever you put in your employee manual becomes legally binding.

    22. Re:It's really the company's decision by moderatorrater · · Score: 5, Interesting

      While I can agree with that assessment, there needs to be a clear cut policy. I've had two companies where they would pick and choose who got let go immediately and who finished out their two weeks. When it came time for me to leave, I didn't give them the choice. When it's a choice between being loyal to my current company by shortchanging the company I'm moving to or being loyal to the company I'm moving to and removing the choice from my current company, I'll take the latter.

      Also, the first time anyone had heard that the company might let people go instead of letting them serve out their two weeks was when our supervisor (who was extremely well liked) gave his two weeks, was given a box and escorted to the door in a very humiliating manner. The company then claimed that it was standing policy in spite of the fact that multiple people of all levels had served out their two weeks. Morale tanked and it was awful for productivity.

    23. Re:It's really the company's decision by Fuzzzy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some people are doing that for years! A guy I know tried to figure out how much time it will take Microsoft to fire him.
      So he didn't do anything, not even touching the keyboard.
      But it didn't work. At the end, he became too bored, and decided to quit himself..

    24. Re:It's really the company's decision by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ,Also, It's nice to leave without burning bridges. Who knows, maybe some of the people you leave behind may remember you in a positive light later in your career and provide an opportunity?

      This advice is bang-on. It may be a boring two weeks, but c'est la vie. Whatever you do, don't rock any boats or burn any bridges. What goes around, comes around.

    25. Re:It's really the company's decision by SeanGilman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Too bad my last employer did not think like this. When I gave notice I also had outlines how I would transfer all of my little known knowledge to my peer and the management loved that. But then they piled a couple more projects on top that they wanted me to get done and my 2 day in-depth transfer was cut to 2 1 hour sessions. Not the best way to try and fill in someone on all the little nuances.

      And there is no need to say that I should have done better documenting this along the way. I did what I could, I even added time into my project estimates to allow me to do just that but when a company is hell bent on making as much money as possible and not care at all what kind of quality it pushes out the door it does not always happen.

      The peer I left behind is a good friend of mine and in the months after I left he would email me from time to time asking for hints on the "little problems". I helped where I could but I was limited to memory alone, no more looking at my little notes, hints or tips and tricks stuff in the code.

    26. Re:It's really the company's decision by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are leaving. The company is far less interested in what you can do for them in your last few weeks than they are in learning how to live without you. The two are related. From the original question:

      I have a number of projects to complete, and had planned to document some of the obscure bits of knowledge I've gleaned over the past nine years for the benefit of my peers, so I figured that would give me plenty of time. That seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do, and much more useful than simply pulling the plug to see what breaks.
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    27. Re:It's really the company's decision by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought by law they had to pay you for any vacation time earned.

      I think that's on a state by state basis, but it certainly true in many states.

      As for cancelling planned vacation time after the employee gives notice, I say, take the time off anyway. What are they going to do? Fire you?

    28. Re:It's really the company's decision by punissuer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The company is far less interested in what you can do for them in your last few weeks than they are in learning how to live without you. That basically requires that they cut you out of the loop as soon as possible. And it would be nice of them to phrase it that way.
    29. Re:It's really the company's decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem with references is that they've been rendered pretty much useless by the threat of lawsuits.

      If you're asked for a reference for someone and you trash them (however well deserved), it opens your company up to a lawsuit from the person who you were asked about.

      If you're asked for a reference for someone and you sing their praises, the other company can sue your company should the employee do poorly in the new job.

      That's why many places have policies about the kind of references their employees are allowed to give. I know of one bank that limits the allowable references to "yes, person x worked here from date y to date z." Beyond that, it is corporate policy to say nothing.

    30. Re:It's really the company's decision by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You know..I find it interesting that this drastic type action of immediate cut off and sometimes being escorted physically off premise, happens apparently so much in the private sector, yet I've seen nothing like this in many high level jobs in govt/DoD systems.

      YOu give your notice...you get to work normally till your last day.

      The only thing I can think of is that they know if you do anything stupid...it is a major federal offense..and that that would be a deterrent?

      But seriously, some of these systems have MUCH more valuable and sensitive info on them....and the people leaving don't get treated like shit, like many of the posters here allude to...

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    31. Re:It's really the company's decision by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "I would talk to both the boss at the old job and the boss at the new job and see if you can't start the new job earlier. When you present to your old boss the "I'm an extremely overpaid paperweight" argument,"

      Do that many people REALLY have such a problem with sitting around, doing nothing and getting PAID for it?? I've gotta guess these are the same type people that don't like to take vacations.

      I mean, ok...it might get a bit boring if even your basic websurfing access were cut, but it isn't the end of the world. Bring a book or two....your iPod...hell, your gameboy...

      I wouldn't mind my hourly billrate for a couple weeks doing nothing but self entertainment.

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    32. Re:It's really the company's decision by gartogg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why does noone take a break between jobs - tell the new job you'll start in a month, and go to the beach. Or skiing. Of just play D&D for a couple weeks straight. Whatever.

      And if you tell me that you need a paycheck to pay the mortgage, electric bill, or whatever, you aren't being fiscally responsible having no safety buffer. If you think that it doesn't matter unless something goes wrong, well, your life sucks more that it needs to because you aren't taking the vacation.

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    33. Re:It's really the company's decision by encoderer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno... If i'm that coworker, even if I like you, why would I go to mgmt and argue on your behalf?

      If anything I would see it as an opportunity to demonstrate that I CAN handle things without you.

      If I'm the manager and you come to me and say "You have to restore his privileges! I can't get my job done without him!" ...well... I'd probably think that the guy is leaving in a couple weeks so maybe I should hire somebody who CAN.

    34. Re:It's really the company's decision by LandDolphin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only thing I can think of is that they know if you do anything stupid...it is a major federal offense..and that that would be a deterrent?

      I think that little bit of knowledge goes pretty far.

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    35. Re:It's really the company's decision by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Besides, if you are the one giving notice, one would think that any malicious activity would be carried out before notice was given. I know that were I that type I would have some sort of "time bomb" or what have you that was doing it's thing while I was in the boss' office......but I'm not the malicious type, so it doesn't really matter.

      Layne

    36. Re:It's really the company's decision by Catiline · · Score: 3, Insightful

      YOu give your notice...you get to work normally till your last day.
      The only thing I can think of is that they know if you do anything stupid...it is a major federal offense..and that that would be a deterrent?
      No, it is that the US Government isn't concerned about hostile employees like the private sector is. After all, to get that job you went though a very rigorous screening process (much tougher than the private sector) -- if they thought there was a chance of your being a bad apple, you wouldn't have been hired.
    37. Re:It's really the company's decision by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "No, it is that the US Government isn't concerned about hostile employees like the private sector is. After all, to get that job you went though a very rigorous screening process (much tougher than the private sector) -- if they thought there was a chance of your being a bad apple, you wouldn't have been hired."

      LOL..what gave you that idea that you were scrutinzed so carefully?

      Basically, you gotta be a US citizen....and be at the right time at the right place...I've seen it before. Most contractors are just trying to fill seats with bodies to get billing. I've often seen those that were barely competent get in....but, it is mostly about bodies in seats at many, many sites.

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    38. Re:It's really the company's decision by SQLGuru · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't mind getting my "hourly billrate" for a couple of weeks of "self entertainment"....and if I filmed it, I could make some more money selling it.......

      Layne

    39. Re:It's really the company's decision by ari_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought about going with the Cuba Libre, but the G&T has a more interesting story with more twists than the Cuba Libre does, and it also gets the HHGG reference bonus points.

    40. Re:It's really the company's decision by marxmarv · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're certainly off MY hiring list. One, you didn't RTFP too well, and two, you used "your" instead of "you're", which in my world is grounds for instant termination.

      FAIL

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    41. Re:It's really the company's decision by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was hoping for insightful mods. Apparently, the moderators think I'm not serious.

    42. Re:It's really the company's decision by envelope · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget to go fishing and then bring the fish in to clean on your desk.

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    43. Re:It's really the company's decision by crackspackle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IANAL, but we had an incident at my old employer where a highly privileged IT employee gave notice was let go immediately without severance despite the fact that several other recent employees had left the company under similar circumstances and were either allowed to work or paid out for their final notice. She sued and won, despite the fact this is Texas and a right to work state because my ex-employer had a policy in place for this situation and did not follow it in her case.

    44. Re:It's really the company's decision by ari_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forget that the guy works a job for a decade at a time. I'm fairly confident that he's not leaving this one to start bouncing around from employer to employer every 3 months.

    45. Re:It's really the company's decision by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In that case, then I don't support the employee giving the current employer a choice. A company that's going to look out for their best interest without regard for their employees' needing to know the procedure for leaving the job isn't going to get the courtesy of me sticking around to help them out. I understand the desire to do what's best for the company in all situations, but if they take my needs and desires out of the equation that determines what they do, I'm going to take their needs and desires out of consideration for what I do.

      In other words, if they're not going to be courteous enough to let me know whether or not they'll want two weeks, I'm not going to be courteous enough to give them the option.

    46. Re:It's really the company's decision by edremy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some of us have kids. Work *is* my break...

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    47. Re:It's really the company's decision by mlts · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think there is/was a difference between DoD work with classified+ information and private companies.

      Until recently, it was assumed that even if it was known that a person was quitting in a job that required a security clearance, they would not be divulging any of the stuff they worked with for any reasons whatsoever, as there are stiff criminal penalties for this.

      In private companies, they have an NDA with relatively minor civil consequences, and information in a company, though considered secret to the corporate officers is not truly secret in the classified sense, but "merely" considered a trade secret. So companies are swift to react to someone who they just find who is bailing on them, but still has access to the crown jewels, regardless of job function or whatnot. Its a pure knee-jerk reaction. Even with an NDA, companies go into panic mode when one of their high security employees leaves because they are afraid of stuff being learned by "osmosis" about their secret chocolate chip recipes by the competition.

    48. Re:It's really the company's decision by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or better yet, instead of going out of your way to screw with other people, just act like you're going crazy from the boredom:

      Every time you get an e-mail, announce you got a new one within a 20 foot radius.
      Bring rubberbands, and line up a wastebasket as far you can within seeing eye and see if you can make it in. Bonus points for shots you can't see over cubicles.
      Call other people, but quickly hang up after they answer, make sure to do it in a pattern, like down a line of cubicles as if you're checking to make sure everyone is at their desk. Bonus points if you can get multiple phones (bring in a cell phone) and have them all ring at the same time.
      In the middle of a conversation just get up and leave, it's over when you say its over.

      and by far my most favorite, standing in a rest/bath/wash-room and wait for someone to come in. As soon as they come in, say in a very harsh tone. "I'm not going to have an argument with an appliance! End of discussion!" Then leave.

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    49. Re:It's really the company's decision by Moridineas · · Score: 4, Informative

      It depends on where you work. For many jobs you will be polygraphed. For some jobs you will go through a lifestyle poly in addition to a counterintelligence/espionage one. Whether the poly works or not is an open question--at the very least it's a psychological tool used to interview people in a stressful situation.

      Pretty much all security clearance jobs will run a credit check, background check, etc.

      Many jobs will send send investigators to past acquaintances, friends, neighbors, colleges, etc.

      The point being, there is a HUGE degree of variation, even to get the same ultimate security clearance. You can immediately get an interim secret clearance just by filling out a form. top secret, etc takes longer and is more rigorous.

    50. Re:It's really the company's decision by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Right to work" and "at-will employment" are two entirely different things.

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    51. Re:It's really the company's decision by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always thought it was a dumb idea to escort people out that way. Sure, their justification makes sense on its own, but put into perspective it's a wedgeless argument.

      If I were planning to screw my employer by stealing/leaking sensitive information, I wouldn't give them 2 weeks notice. I'd just suddenly stop showing up to work, go on sick leave until they fire me or something.

      There is no security. If you can't trust your employee, you shouldn't have employed them in the first place.

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    52. Re:It's really the company's decision by billcopc · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem with America is that they've been rendered pretty much useless by the threat of lawsuits.

      There, fixed it for you.

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    53. Re:It's really the company's decision by wximagery95 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True.

      I have a Top Secret clearance and it took about 9 months to process ... even having started out with a Secret clearance.

      But as the previous poster mentioned, when someone on our program gives notice, they work until the very last day. No permissions are revoked until they step foot off the AF base on their last day. In this time, they are tasked/requested to brain dump everything they can think of pertaining to their job. It's very unlikely someone would do something malicious on one our systems. Doing so would mean a very lengthy prison sentence. Even not cooperating would probably get you black listed from any other classified jobs within the company.

      However ... when someone is laid off, it's a different story. They are given the rest of the day once noticed plus the following day to collect their belongings and then they are escorted off base (they keep their clearance, but they loose their badges). Fortunately, the company I work for gives a person who has just been laid off 4 weeks of fully paid time to find another job within the company. They just have to sit at an unclassified location off-base that has access to email, internet and phone lines.

    54. Re:It's really the company's decision by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been laid off with no notice before, and it sucks. Of course, it was because the startup was closing down. I would have preferred more notice, but I understand why the owners did what they did. I would definitely work with them again.

      If a employer lays off people with no notice (and no or very little severance) then people talk and it becomes difficult or impossible for the business to hire talented new people. That's why businesses generally offer severance and try and give some sort of warning. If I quit without giving notice I would expect my employer to do the same to me. I don't know what the market is like where you live, but where I live it is relatively easy to get blacklisted.

      Besides, I make it a rule to not act like a jerk just because someone else might act like a jerk. For the most part this has worked out well for me.

      You may be careless with your own reputation, but I am very careful with mine. I'm only 36 and yet I have already been recruited by a previous boss on several different occasions.

      You apparently have a different history, and a different strategy. That's fine.

  2. Back pain by jolyonr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would imagine those sorts of working conditions might be enough to flare up your old back pain condition, making it difficult to attend work on a daily basis.

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  3. Nice to know by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, I will have to remember to give four weeks notice next time instead of two.

    Thanks for the heads up!

    1. Re:Nice to know by houghi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In Belgium the first 5 years is officialy 3 weeks notice and 6 weeks for the company. Then it becomes 6 and 12 and goes up even more after 10 years.

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    2. Re:Nice to know by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wow, I will have to remember to give four weeks notice next time instead of two.

      *laugh* That's nothing. One of our tech writers gave his notice two months ago, and has been working on tying up loose ends since.

      I've never actually seen anyone give that much notice.

      But, yes, giving advance notice and having them lock you out doesn't sound so bad. I've known instances in my company where someone gives notice and gets told "OK, you're on paid leave until you are done" because they don't want people who are leaving poking around in systems.

      I guess to some employers, once you say you're leaving, you're persona non grata. If they don't want to use your time any more, it's their dime.

      Cheers
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    3. Re:Nice to know by FritzTheCat1030 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My family owns a couple of businesses, when an employee gives notice -- we say -- thanks, the good news is you can start your new job early. Security escorts them out, problem solved.
      They give notice, you respond by firing them. In many instances, you're going to pay for their unemployment benefits now. Not to mention, if you have important employees who you would LIKE to get notice from if they decide to leave, they're much less likely to give you notice now since they know of your previous behavior.
    4. Re:Nice to know by SCHecklerX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      that's a pretty fucked up attitude. Perhaps the employee is at a point where they have grown beyond where the current place can offer them any promotion or challenging/interesting new work? In fact, once you have mastered a job, you tend to automate it to the point where you become bored and need new challenges. You certainly can spend the time transitioning knowledge to other people. The notice also gives the company that time to do that transition. You don't even need privileged system access for that type of thing. Escorting people out the door just because they have decided they can no longer grow within their current position, especially if they have done years of good work for you is pretty arrogant and stupid. How about chatting with the person about why they want to leave and see if there is some good option that benefits everyone instead?

    5. Re:Nice to know by slashname3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I guess to some employers, once you say you're leaving, you're persona non grata. If they don't want to use your time any more, it's their dime. Cheers

      I was laid off from one large company once and they provided two months of paid time off. Once they notified me they cut off access. Their take was that my new job was to find another job. The kicker was that if you found another job during that time period then you did not get the payoff package at the end of the two months. Kind of funny, I found a new job just after the check cleared. They setup the rules, we just play by them.

      I also had a situation a long time ago where a contractor that worked for me decided he was going to relocate for a new job. He gave two weeks notice. I checked his projects he had which were done and told him that he was no longer needed. I did not have any make work that justified me paying him for another two weeks. Such is the life of a contractor.

      And don't forget the main rule here, no one is irreplaceable. No one! Not even you. (Yes, I even mean you there in the back with four digit /. id and the smug look on your face!) If you drop off the face of the Earth tomorrow the world is not going to end. Sure, there may be a few glitches here and there but someone will step in and keep things going. People that feel like they are irreplaceable are going to have a major ego correction at some point in their life. Some sooner than later.
    6. Re:Nice to know by Hungus · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the so called "right to work" states, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-to-work then you can be terminated without cause at any time. It s not uncommon for an IT worker (especially a high level one) to give his notice and be immediately escorted from the building under armed guard and his personal kit shipped to him.

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    7. Re:Nice to know by darth+dickinson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If your management is piss poor and you don't have proper documentation and SOPs then you place yourself at the mercy of your employees -- which is a very bad place to be.

      Uh, aren't you always at the mercy of your employees? After all, if you could do it all yourself, why hire people?

      You sound like a joy to work for.
    8. Re:Nice to know by rikkards · · Score: 2, Funny

      My wife works for a Community Centre as a Mental Health worker, one of her co-workers announced in January she is intending on quitting when she can get her private practice up

    9. Re:Nice to know by plague3106 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Is that by convention or by law? In the US employment is voluntary. You don't HAVE to give any notice at all, but it's considered professional to do so.

    10. Re:Nice to know by v1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      no one is irreplaceable, but you can't generalize that anyone that quits will cause only "minor glitches".

      I personally know someone that cost a large company what likely turned out to be a few million dollars when she left. She quit because she couldn't schedule vacation time without working her butt off for 2 weeks preparing things in advance, and then returning buried for 2 months playing catchup because nobody was willing to let her train anyone else (in the WORLD) to do what she did, which was quite a few obscure yet important things. (imagine a 40+ story building that occupies a city block, and 4+ floors of that building can't do their jobs, (jobs where work snowballs when not done) for several weeks, and ongoing impacts to parts of the building for the next 4 months) The result was a lot of heads rolled and several new policies were instituted after about 6 months of unbelievable chaos. "this will never be allowed to happen again" was heard by one of her coworkers as things wound down. At least it looks like they learned their lesson.

      Given, that's an exception and not the rule, but it's fun to look at what can happen.

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    11. Re:Nice to know by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After all -- do they give you notice when your going to be let go? Depends. Sometimes, yes.

      My family owns a couple of businesses, when an employee gives notice -- we say -- thanks, the good news is you can start your new job early. Security escorts them out... Ok, stop right there.

      Do you really want to leave that impression? You've trusted this person forhowever many years, and now you don't even trust them to find their own way out of the building?

      Remember, employees can give references too. First day at the new job, if people start asking about my old one, I'd say "You know, it was great for awhile, but when I gave notice, they fired me. Can't really recommend them."

      It also means that you're encouraging exactly the behavior you suggested -- no matter how high up or how important a particular employee is, they're much more likely to just quit than to give notice, even when you'd like a bit of notice, for a smooth transition -- close projects, etc.

      It's a waste of money to pay someone who doesn't even want to be working for you. Maybe something better came along? I don't know about you, but while most jobs I've been at have been pretty good, if Google made me an offer, I'd be gone. That doesn't mean I have any beef with wherever I'm working at the time -- it just means I found somewhere better.

      If your management is piss poor and you don't have proper documentation and SOPs then you place yourself at the mercy of your employees -- which is a very bad place to be. And if you do have proper documentation and SOPs, constantly enforced, then you place yourself at the mercy of your managers and process -- which is an equally bad place to be.

      Find a balance. And remember, even if I am keeping documentation up to date, that doesn't mean spending a week or two reviewing it, or compiling a little handbook of unorthodox tips and tricks, is wasted.

      If you don't trust your employees, don't hire them. Hire employees you can trust.
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    12. Re:Nice to know by powerlord · · Score: 3, Informative

      Is that by convention or by law? In the US employment is voluntary. You don't HAVE to give any notice at all, but it's considered professional to do so.

      Don't know in this case, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were law.

      Europe in general has much more law around that governs employee-employer relation than the U.S.

      Take a look at French Labor Law for example http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Employment_Contract or German Labor Law http://www.germanlawjournal.com/article.php?id=594
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    13. Re:Nice to know by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hehe. maybe but I keep all the real code on my home computer, and no one else knows any of the passwords to any of the critical systems. Downtime cost 1000 dollars a minute per customer.

      Ok, I wouldn't do that, but AI worked ata company where someone did do that, and it was software fro a hospital so everyone was scared to let him go.
      He got to the point where he just came in at 10, left around 2 and would only handle 'crisis' as per his determination.

      I keylogged his ass, and 2 days latter he was let go. Heh, he a actually said "You can't fire me, know one else has my information" And had a smug ass look on his face.
      Then I told him the previous passwords to all his accounts, and that they had been changed.
      I wish I had a picture of that assholes face right then, priceless.

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  4. Are you crazy by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're possibly getting paid to surf the Internet all day, the best job there every was, and you're wanting to go back to working hard for the Man?

    1. Re:Are you crazy by shawnmchorse · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have you ever had nothing to do at work for that long? I can handle surfing the Internet at work for maybe a week. After that, the boredom is excruciating. Believe me, being completely ignored by your company can sometimes be almost as bad as other things.

    2. Re:Are you crazy by i.r.id10t · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Good time to pick up a new skill/programming language or refresh your knowledge, etc.

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    3. Re:Are you crazy by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's just so much to learn on the Internet. You could take foreign language courses, read geeky stuff from MIT OpenCourseware, or follow world affairs more deeply on Google News. If someone got bored with that, they might just some simple job they could do at a distance and draw two salaries at the same time.

    4. Re:Are you crazy by JimDaGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I will second this. I had a nice job with a state department as the highest paid person (I was a consultant at the time). I was supposed to be converted to an employee with benefits, but they had a hard time getting the state to actually pay a _decent_ wage (I have 12 years as a programmer).

      So, I spent 3 months or so picking my nose with little tiny things to do here or there. I was going nuts. I personally don't know how anyone can be at work for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week and just "browse the web". I set up a proxy server at home and use FoxyProxy so I could get to any site that was blocked (youtube, fark, but not /.). Still, it was not good enough.

      I brought in a USB HD with GB's of stuff on it, like... games. I still wanted to slam my face on a fork. Daily.

      As a programmer I actually want and need to ... Program! It engages my brain and makes me feel warm and cozy.

      So, during my many, many of hours of downtime, I just started looking for a new job on monster, etc. Then I would just leave without even needing to tell anyone, and go on interviews.

      Found a new job. Now happy. ;-)

      Though to be honest, with a state job, once you have about 1 year under you belt, it almost takes an amendment to the state constitution to get you fired. Which was nice from a security point-of-view. Though it also allowed a lot of under-skilled "programmers" to be permanent fixtures.

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    5. Re:Are you crazy by neumayr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You seriously need to learn to keep yourself busy.
      Most likely, something like that will happen to you again - but it's usually temporarily. You're going to get a new job every time?
      Then what're you going to do after retirement?

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    6. Re:Are you crazy by BodhiCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      2 words, internet porn.

    7. Re:Are you crazy by smellsofbikes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wow. I've been sitting here for five minutes rereading this post -- while doing other things -- and I can't get it out of my head.
      I can't imagine something better than being paid to read Wikipedia and learn stuff all day long for months at a time. That's basically a MacArthur grant.
      I'd learn Icelandic, finish my PIC data acquisition unit, re-learn synthetic organic chemistry, design and build a couple power supplies, actually learn electrical engineering rather than just pretending to know it, build a suit of chainmail, learn enough aerodynamics to design a new set of wings for a homebuilt plane... I could spend three years of 8 hour days online with ease, and love every second of it.
      (I know this because after a car crash I spent about six weeks bedridden and that's exactly what I did the whole time, and it was *glorious*. I learned enough Japanese to have semi-intelligent conversations and taught myself Perl during that painful vacation.)

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    8. Re:Are you crazy by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      2 words, internet porn.

      He's a Unix, you insensitive clod!

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    9. Re:Are you crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      build a suit of chainmail Okay I'm thinking this is the one activity, taking place in a typical office cubicle, that would finally garner the attention of the higher-ups and make them wonder "what exactly are we paying Steve for again?"
    10. Re:Are you crazy by potat0man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a programmer I actually want and need to ... Program!

      So why didn't you?

      Just because no one is telling you what to write doesn't mean you can't be coding something.

    11. Re:Are you crazy by rabbitfood · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good time to pick up a new skill/programming language or refresh your knowledge, etc. Agreed. In my experience, there's nothing more fulfilling than learning the banjo.

    12. Re:Are you crazy by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Funny

      Paddle faster, I hear banjo music!

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  5. It's even surprising you must stay. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the early nineties, my dad was a high-privilege employee at a bank. Anyway, due to office politics, he pretty much got the boot because one of the higher ups didn't like him. (You know, how easy it is to fire someone if you really want). He had been working there for nearly 20 years, and according to local law he had 6 months notice. He was disallowed to go to the bank during those 6 months: from one day to another he sat at home.

    I heard this is pretty much the rule with high-privilege employees. So, I'd suggest, sit back, enjoy yourself and troll on slashdot as if there were no tomorrow.

    1. Re:It's even surprising you must stay. by deniable · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you're high enough in the company, it's called gardening leave. It's like a paid non-compete period. It prevents effective poaching of executives and allows the company time to deal with whatever the guy was working on.

    2. Re:It's even surprising you must stay. by Go_Ask_Alex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My dad had over 35 years with a civil engineering company as a project manager, and in many years brought in 10s and sometimes 100s of millions of of dollars of additional contracts annually just because clients liked him (something that wasn't required by his position like some engineering and consulting firms these days). Any animosity with coworkers was with the marketing and contracts department heads, which got to some of the company partners. While it was a situation where most of the partners loved him because he was a nice guy and incredibly profitable, some other partners for years were bad-mouthing him about his "tactics to generate new work" and the way he fraternizes with clients.

      His department wasn't hurting for work and he was supposed to be put on a new project (he liked working and there was no policy to encourage or force retirement). One Tuesday he gets into work at 6:30am before most people and finds out he can't log into the network. At 9am someone from HR and a guard come by, gets escorted to the HR office where he finds out he's been laid off, paperwork is done, personal articles would be boxed and shipped to him, he's escorted out the door. After decades of exemplary service to the company, he was essentially curbed and dumped on the street like a piece of crap with little explanation. His own line of management apparently didn't see what was coming, their department was profitable while the layoffs were otherwise in departments that weren't cutting it. My dad was depressed and confused since he didn't see it coming after decades of praise and bringing profits to the company far beyond what was required by his job.

      Turns out he was one of a dozen employees that were laid off the day before, just that he had taken it off so wasn't around for it. The tactics employed for the others were not much different. The others were stopped at the entrance before entering, HR business was conducted near the entrance where other employees could pass by and see, something entirely new for the company.

      Also turns out that the only substantial reason for letting him go was that it looked bad to be laying a bunch of people off and keeping a worker who was past retirement around. They figured that at 70 he's already set with a retirement package, social security, his annual and sick leave payouts, and now a big severance package that accounted for 35 years of work, so he's fine. The severance package was great but the layoff tactics employed were horrible, especially considering his decades of past service to the company. My dad even said they could have talked to him about leaving and he would have left, he previously had the impression they wanted him to work as long as he wanted, especially when plans were in motion for him to be on a new project, but they just resorted to the HR boot with little explanation, probably to scare and shake up the other employees, with no consideration for my dad's feelings.

      For a couple of days my dad's buddies, some of his coworkers and I spent a lot of time counseling him, but I think the only thing that saved him from depression were the unsolicited job offers that were rolling in within days, for more than he was being paid before. He started working for a new company within 2 weeks that he loves to this day and wonders why he stayed at the old one for so long, kind of like being a victim of abuse, after time you just take it as being normal.

      Being laid off like that still gnawed at him for months until he was invited to the old company's Christmas party (like what do those a-holes want?), then some of the partners tried to provide a dinner invitation to ask if he'd like to come back as either a full-time employee or an independent contractor. And he told them, with the way the company let him go, punted to HR and tossed out, why should he come back? Why should he work for a company that doesn't show respect to its valuable employees?

      Earlier that same year, I know other well performing engineers and project managers who w

  6. nope by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    if you think that this will make you the only person taking a pay check to sit around all day and do nothing more than post to slashdot, you are sorely mistaken.

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  7. Request "Gardening Leave" by Pope · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a delightful term I learned from my UK counterparts. Essentially you're still under employ by the current company so cannot do work for your new one or any competition, and you relax at home while getting paid. It's like paid vacation, except not, since you could theoretically be called in to work at any point.

    AKA. request to work from home if your access is revoked, since you can't do anything at that location now anyway.

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  8. Let me put it this way... by hyades1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We look forward to hearing from you...frequently.

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  9. Access removal by trippd6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have worked for 3 hosting companies. My experiance has been: If you are not considered a risk, you are allowed to work your final weeks with full access. If you are REMOTELY considered a risk, you are imediately walked out, although you are paid for your final weeks.

    Any good admin/manager knows if you have physical access, you might as well have root/admininistrator access.

    1. Re:Access removal by houghi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That is my experience as well. The risk the company has that you might hold a grundge against them and left because of that and thus might want to hurt them can be real.

      Who do you give root access to? To people you trust. People who are loyal to your cause. If people leave, it means they are no longer loyal.

      Also it is better to revoke rights of everybody as a policy. That way you won't forget to remove them later. A friend of mine had access to an ISPs root account several years after he left.

      The best thing you can do is just ask what they want documented and do that. Also realise that for them you are already gone.
      Do all your requests by email. That way they can not blame you afterwards of spoiling things for them

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  10. Enjoy the break by DataBroker · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's in the company's interest for you to do nothing. They actually will prefer if you do absolutely nothing because of their own liability. As a regular employee, if you mess something up it's just negligence (oops). On the other hand if the company terminates you and still gives you access, and then you mess something up, they're criminally liable because they should have restricted your access.

    For example, I worked on banking software and had god-rights. If I as a regular employee steal all of the customer data and sell it, then I am the criminal. If I have been terminated and do the same, then they are at fault. Now yes, I realize that it's a pedantic difference, but the banks which run the software see a world of difference and will sue the my employer accordingly.

    Believe me, it's cheaper to pay me 6 months severance than it is to be sued for my actions.

    1. Re:Enjoy the break by uigin · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's still an employee at present. This isn't a situation where a former employee has data access rights.

  11. Most are set out the door immediately by haplo21112 · · Score: 4, Informative

    It really depends on level of access and what they can access. In many cases however they have been escorted out the door with in minutes of giving notice. Typically they get the two weeks notice they gave as paid time (Two weeks is standard).

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    1. Re:Most are set out the door immediately by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This seems really silly. Since the employee is the one giving notice, he probably would not have motivation to cause damage before leaving. Furthermore, if he wanted to open a back door or steal code before leaving, he could simply do it before he gave notice.

      On the other hand, those two weeks could be a really crucial time for the employee to document his knowledge and train others. Any company that won't take advantage of those two weeks is probably just being paranoid.

  12. As long as they are paying you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's nice that they didn't walk you to your car. Most employers (at least here in the states) are at-will, and if you're a potential security risk, will say "Goodbye" and have security walk you to your car.

    The plus side of this is they pay out your vacation.
    I'd take it as a hint to do nothing work related unless explicitly asked and do all that tech-reading and skill development I never get to.

    Look at it as 4 weeks of paid training by your old company for your new employer :-D

  13. Nothing new here by sjvn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems to be common now for companies' to strip users of all their privileges ASAP. If you think this was bad, be glad you're not be laid-off. I've often many people tell me that they learned they no longer had a job when their sessions were terminated in the middle of the work day.

    Welcome to the work-world of the 21st century.

    Steven
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    1. Re:Nothing new here by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've often many people tell me that they learned they no longer had a job when their sessions were terminated in the middle of the work day. Yah, I had a similar thing happen to me. Middle of the day, suddenly my whole connection goes down and I can't re-establish it. I get really pissed off because I had just spent the last 3 months working 80 hour weeks getting my manager's stupid pet project out the door on time, just to have it cancelled at the last minute. I storm in to my manager's office and tear into him about "how dare you lay me off" and "this company will die without me" and "your mother sucks so-and-so in etc," and on and on.

      He tries to interrupt me with some lame explanation, but I'm having none of it. I pick up his stupid little "certificate of excellence" award he got at the last quarterly meeting and throw it against the wall, shattering it to pieces. He tries to call security, but I rip the phone out of his hand and continue to hurl abuse that would make the paint peel if he didn't keep the office at 60 goddamn degrees all the time, rendering it permanently encased in ice.

      Finally, some of my fellow co-workers come in and ask what's going on. I tell them I've been laid off, and so they start in on the boss too. How could you do this to our best employee, who do you think you are, etc. By this time, my boss is in a corner in the fetal position weeping softly. My two co-workers quit on the spot in solidarity, and throw their laptops at my boss, who is knocked unconcious by one of them, while the other smashes into his new 24" wide-screen HD monitor.

      At last, my co-workers head off to the bar to continue the rant about the injustice of it all, while I go back to my desk to put my "wall o' tech books" in a box. While, I'm there, I happen to notice the back of my computer. Turns out I had knocked the Ethernet cable out with my foot.

      Oops.
    2. Re:Nothing new here by An+dochasac · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Welcome to the work-world of the 21st century.

      No, welcome to the work-world of the U.S. (circa 1990-200?). Much of the world hasn't adopted these draconian and dehumanizing disemployment procedures. They rely on human decency during severance just as U.S. companies once did.

      The common practice of frog walking terminated employees to the nearest exit results in far more long term damage than the hypothetical "disgruntled employee on his/her way out" ever could. I suspect some of the HR managers came up with this process in order to meld the Japanese "work to death" management theories with the U.S. "T minus 0 seconds of job security." It doesn't work but it gives the HR wonks something to justify their own jobs. Think of it this way, when Joe employee has zero job security, every minute of every day becomes a "I may be on my way out" minute. What makes that employee any less likely to do the damage 30 seconds before the termination decision is made? This is what we have across the U.S. right now and people wonder why you can't get a clerk at the *mart, why you can't get good service anywhere and why corporations are infested with incompetent, selfish, opportunists who steal from customers and sabotage companies and co-workers in order to gain "job security." The team player is dead, it's every man for himself in corporate America.

      The odd thing is that these same American multinational companies often do have sane and humane exit policies for their outsourced contractors and their overseas employees.

    3. Re:Nothing new here by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Manager at my last job was *very* sneaky about my being 'let go'. They did it to me during my performance review. Totally took me by surprise. My co-workers found out about it at the same time, in a separate meeting. To keep some dignity, they let me come in after hours to clear out my stuff. Despite being 'fired' I received my full bonus, severence, and collected unemployment. Even with politics, I guess they feared what their former lead security analyst might have up his sleeve, not that I really cared or had planned for something like this (I really loved my job. politics after a re-org were the problem).

    4. Re:Nothing new here by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh I'm sure this person is a complete asshole based on your story.

      As it happens, the way I found out about the incident was I noticed some peculiar things in the guy's code, and I asked my customer about the guy who'd written it.

      He'd done bizarre things like declaring an array called "constants", which he initialized with 0 to 255, and everywhere in the code where you might ordinarily have an integer constant, he'd use "constants[whatever]" instead.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    5. Re:Nothing new here by nazg00l · · Score: 2

      Welcome to the work-world of the 21st century.
      No, welcome to the work-world of the U.S. (circa 1990-200?). Much of the world hasn't adopted these draconian and dehumanizing disemployment procedures. They rely on human decency during severance just as U.S. companies once did.
      It is not decency, it is plain common sense. The funny idea of showing a quitter the door immediately overlooks a simple fact: that it is him who found another job and knew in advance that he was going to quit. So, if the person were to wreak any parting havoc to the company, he has had plenty of time to do it already, without anyone other even suspecting.
      In my country (Poland), as well as in most of EU, the employee is always entitled to some notice, from 2 weeks up to 3 months in case of long-term employees. See, somehow European companies are not being ravaged in droves by workers during their termination periods. So I think the whole idea stems from "because we can" attitude and nothing else, really.
    6. Re:Nothing new here by eln · · Score: 2

      Yes. I have actually kicked an ethernet cable out of the back of a computer before. Other than that, no.

  14. Here's a plan: by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    1. Do nothing. 2. Keep bits of obscure information for yourself unless they come asking for it. 3. Start new job. 4. ??? 5. PROFIT !

    Rumor has it that step 4 has something to do with becoming a highly-paid consultant for the old company.

  15. Take the high road by 8127972 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they want to keep you from doing your job, they're only going to be hurting themselves and their isn't really much that you can do about that. But what you can do is to do what you can to leave on the best of terms. Just because they decide to be dorks doesn't mean that you have to respond in kind. It's really important to not burn bridges as you might need them for a reference some day. Document whatever obscure bits that you need to and do knowledge transfer with those you can work with. Then you can move on with you conscience clear.

    --
    This is my opinion. To make sure you don't steal it, it's covered by the DMCA.
  16. Go on gardening leave. by Paul+Johnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd ask for "gardening leave" (i.e. be allowed to go home rather than forced to sit twiddling your thumbs all day). You might also offer to sit down with a co-worker and tell them about all the stuff you were doing so they can take it over.

    This is almost certainly not personal. Your senior management has obviously made a policy decision that the risks of leaving you with access to the systems are more important than the costs of locking you out. Obviously *you* know you are honest and safe, but they can't take that risk. If you think about the amount of damage you could have done if so inclined, you might see the point. There are quite a few horror stories about disaffected employees and computer systems.

    --
    You are lost in a twisty maze of little standards, all different.
  17. Warcraft FTW by civik · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could level a character to 70 no problem in 4 weeks. Enjoy!

    --
    Make it a malt liquor. I want to be as clever and handsome as possible.
  18. fuck it up for everyone else by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Funny

    get your work ip address banned by slashdot and wikipedia.

    --
    Do you even lift?

    These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    1. Re:fuck it up for everyone else by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or better yet, get your work email server IP address banned from sending email to any major ISPs.

  19. You're not supposed to finish your projects by notthepainter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really, you aren't.

    You should spend the next 3 weeks documenting your projects. That is what the company needs from you. So few companies get this, want you coding until the last minute.

    What happens when your stuff breaks? The next folks start at your documentation and go from there. Internal wiki's are great for this.

    1. Re:You're not supposed to finish your projects by notthepainter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We live in a small community. I've been an engineer since the early 80s. It is difficult for me to think of a company that I've worked for that I not known someone, sometimes coincidentally, that I've worked with before.

      So aside from it being the moral thing to do, enlightened self-interest also suggests that you should always treat your employer well, odds are, you'll meet them again in a few years.

  20. Start a Political Movement by techsoldaten · · Score: 3, Funny

    Get everyone organized on the way out and leave a lasting impression! Organize the workers in your workplace. Technology workers are the least represented sector in the US and should be able to reap the benefits of collective bargaining.

    Highlight unfair labor practices, working conditions, unsavory boss types, gender inequality in pay scales, and anything else that brings pain to people's lives. Gender inequality is a great one, because it exists almost everywhere. Distribute pamphlets, circulate emails, stick things up on whiteboard, announce your demands loudly.

    If you can get 75% of the workers there to sign a petition to join a labor union the organization has to deal with the union by law. Offer people a cookie to sign the petition and you will hit that number. An affiliated union can get an organizer in there after you leave to keep things going.

    Coders of the world unite!

    M

  21. It isn't neccesarily personal... by jtshaw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've left two jobs in my life where I had administrative type access to high importance parts of the system. Company A when I gave my notice (three weeks in this case) said thanks, but told me to take the three weeks off with pay and disabled my access immediately. I have had great recommendations from my manager at that company which has helped me get other jobs, so I'm pretty sure it isn't a person issue.

    Company B, which I left a couple months ago, let me work my entire 4 weeks notice with full access.

    I don't know how big a firm your talking about here, but a lot of companies have a pretty firm HR policy on asset access for short timer employees. Before you get too upset, check into the policy and see if your being singled out or if that is just the way the organization works. It certainly sounds to me based on your snippet the latter is much more likely.

  22. Sit back and relax... by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting
    My last position (in Utah) required a DoD IT-1 clearance, and I'd gotten the offer to work in Oregon at my current position. Funny thing is, when I gave two weeks' notice, they immediately removed my access to the production environment servers and from the datacenter that held 'em (as required). But, they didn't remove them from all the non-DoD-related servers and services.

    I spent those two weeks typing documentation on everything I did, and in training one of the junior admins to wrangle SMTP until they found a replacement. The only real benefit I got out of the deal was that I didn't have to carry a pager anymore.

    The other benefit? The folks there were okay with me burning off paid sick days to arrange for the U-Haul and to tie up loose ends before the move.

    Most companies that I've worked with in the past were similar - you only really lose access to the vital stuff, but there's usually plenty of non-vital stuff that still needs done until you bail.

    /P

    --
    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
  23. Consult your replacement. by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That would be the ethical thing to do. At this stage you don't need the high access as your replacement has the access. I would work closely with your replacement explaining things to them that may not be nessarly documented, even if they are documented people most likely don't want to read it. So use the time to give your replacement the upper hand. There is a lot you can do without having root/administrator access.

    --
    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  24. It is unusual by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have a friend who is an accountant. When he turned in his notice to a Fortune 500 company (2 weeks I believe), they gave him 1 month's pay and told him (fairly politely) that he could leve immediately and good luck on his next job. However, note I said that he's an accountant.

    It does seem to me that there's little point in removing access and keeping an IT guy on. If they need to remove access they should just pay you for a month and let you go. The fact that they want you to stay and took away your access says a lot of negative things about them. They don't trust you, but they want to keep you to the bitter end anyway.

    Knowledge transfer as much as you wish during this time. If I was being treated this way, it sure wouldn't make me want to seek people out to give knowledge to, but I would probably help anyone who came to me with questions. I do suggest to you that you not ask for your access back. If your company wants to be a jerk about this, let it be a complete inconvenience for them and play by those rules. A company that has already shown that they don't trust you is not going to look favorably on any requests you make for restored access. In fact, they might find it suspicious that you need the access and they might suspect you of planting trojans, etc. Just live with it. In fact, you probably should fight to not get the access back and here's why. If something goes wrong after you leave, your company has shown you that they don't trust you. They might blame you for whatever happens if you get your access restored.

    Most companies do not act this way. I've worked in IT for almost 22 years now (since college) and we've either just sent people packing the same day (never for IT staff, but it has happened for sales people and such) or they got to keep their access until they left.

  25. throwing the gauntlet, eh? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should I argue for restored access, highlight the fact that I am currently a human paperweight, request a severance package, or simply become the most prolific Slashdot poster over the next few weeks?
    Is that a challenge?!

    Good lord, man, do you know what you're doing? College just let out...

    But if you're serious, I'm willing to take odds -- and willing to see if a challenge like that changes the character of slashdot during the event.

    Now we just need sponsors and a catchy name, any suggestions out there?
    --
    "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  26. Re:Four weeks??? by swordgeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I usually give more than two weeks. Usually it's a matter of planning my next job's start date, and then saying "All right, you've got me for a month. Get me a replacement and I'll train him/her." In a small community, this sort of behaviour goes a _long_ ways towards your reputation.
    Once, however, it was a defensive move. My manager was maneuvering to fire me (not justified, but I was a resident alien and appealing would have been more or less impossible) so I resigned before he got the chance--and padded my stay to four weeks, until I had my affairs in order.

    --

    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  27. Re:personally by Swampash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Option C will enable the company to fire his ass and show him the door for misconduct, WITHOUT four weeks of pay.

  28. Re:They are protecting their assets by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How does the company know that you are giving 4 weeks notice so you can train other employees or finish projects? How do they NOT know that you aren't going to spend the next four weeks setting up timebomb scripts or sabotaging equipment?



    Anyone who is malicious and has half a working brain would, of course, do all of that evil stuff before giving any notice. Do they really think that all of their employees are malicious, incompetent, backstabbing morons ?



    You could be trying to steal information or recruit your coworkers to your new job.



    Yes, the free market is a cool thing, as long as it doesn't impact the bottom line. Then you should fight it tooth and claw. And you should hang on to moronic employees who can't look for better jobs themselves, but need to be recruited by a coworker. Geez. Some people in charge must really, really think that all of their employees are a bunch of dimwitted morons. Maybe they're right, too.

  29. Straitjacketed & Wheeled to the Door by tazbert · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've got root to all of our group's developement systems, as well as many production systems. I'm also know for my practical jokes and sometimes abilities to by-pass security systems. Though I've never presented myself as a risk to the company where I work (for almost 16 years, now), when I give notice, I expect to be immediately straitjacketed, put in leg irons, and wheeled to the door on a a hand-truck.

  30. see if you can work from home... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously. Just be 'on call' if they have problems. Since you can't do much by physically being there, what difference does it make?

    if they won't do that, ask for severence and be on your merry way enjoying the time off.

    I wasn't so lucky. I was 'fired' (new management didnt' understand my role as lead network security analyst, and even worse, feared my knowledge). But because of that fear, I got a severence package and most of the bonus I was promised for helping an outsourcing initiative (no, it wasn't me who was replaced through that). I was also able to collect unemployment. The downside is that I had to explain why I was fired in all of my interviews.

  31. Your company does respect you by adsl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If your company truly thought you were some kind of "risk" they would have given you immediate "gardening leave". The fact they haven't means, as another has suggested, that they want to see what happens without you being in the daily operations. In short they ARE respecting you and will use you as and when they feel something is "broken" and needs your guidance. In short enjoy the R & R that the company has offered you as a parting gift. Be respectful and courteous, don't burn bridges (you don't appear to be that type anyway) and best of luck in your new job:) Meantime I have a problem with WM11 not syncing to my MP3 Plarers...Are you available?;)

  32. Re:They are protecting their assets by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How do they NOT know that you aren't going to spend the next four weeks setting up timebomb scripts or sabotaging equipment?

    because anyone competent in such things had them in place months ago.

    He's leaving on good terms, he would not timebomb anything. Disgruntled employees? they had their timebombs in place for months. Best if you know that most of the backup tapes are also infected with it so they cant easily roll it back.

    I know I have had to disarm may disgruntled timebombs left by people. The really clever guys had them there for a long time so it's a major bugger to get rid of them. One was part virus and replicated and replaced it's self afte a bit of random time (3-10 days later it pops back up.)

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  33. Re:They are protecting their assets by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My immediate response to this would be "They are the same person they were before they gave notice. If you believed they'd be so unprofessional, so untrustworthy, then why did you give them that access in the first place?". Simply giving notice isn't anything special or unusual. Everybody leaves their job. The head of HR will one day give his 2-weeks notice. Even the CEO of the company will one day leave for another position. The company itself isn't going to be shy about telling employees that outsourced contractors are a better opportunity for the company and the employee's services are no longer required. So why all this uproar and upset about this?

  34. Re:Wow by bonehead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was in the exact same position once. 3 weeks notice, ability to do my job completely cut off, but still expected to be there and still getting paid.

    I brought in a large stack of books and my laptop, and began brushing up on skills that I needed in my new job but had become a bit rusty on.

    Then there was the time I gave 2 weeks notice at a large bank (you've all heard of them). I was immediately escorted out the door, and 3 days later got a check in the mail for the 2 weeks I had offered notice for, plus the 3 weeks of vacation that I still had coming. Cashed the check, hopped in the car, and went on a nice 2 week road trip.

  35. Re:another option by apodyopsis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Simple.

    You start with a knight on an empty chessboard and you need to write a simple algorithm to solve for a method where the knight can move over every square of the board only hitting each square once.

    it a classic recursion interview question.

    its even more relevant in my industry - embedded - where many of our uCs only have a stack depth of 31 so forces the interviewee to think creatively. any questions like "whats stack depth?" might send them straight out of the door....

    its always a good problem to look at in a new language as well....

  36. Keeping someone who will leave is sometimes good by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Notice is for sallies, real men just quit. After all -- do they give you notice when your going to be let go? No.

    The one time I was laid off I was told it was effective in six weeks. I spent much of that time documenting and training coworkers on projects that I had worked solo on. My network access and other privileges were not affected. I asked the VP of engineering if I could take some of the source code home for reference so that I could answer questions over the phone or by email after I left. He drafted a letter stating that I was allowed to keep the source for this purpose only and that it remained company IP and could not be disclosed to anyone else. We both signed it.

    This was about a 150 person company owned by a large international conglomerate. The VP was originally from the conglomerate's corporate headquarters and joined us two years earlier when we were acquired. The rest of management was local. I had been there about four years. A year after my layoff the situation at the company had improved and I was asked to return.

    The moral of the story:
    I don't deny that it is common to be immediately cutoff when you resign, but it is not a given.
    Don't burn bridges.

    It's a waste of money to pay someone who doesn't even want to be working for you. Obviously their output is going to be nill so their pay should be nill.

    Myself and at least one other poster have demonstrated diligence training those who will be taking over. I think it is far more of an individual judgement call based on past projects and the individual level of trust.

    If you are going to be involved in managing those family businesses I would suggest a less black and white perspective. Sorry, but management is not easy and such a black and white perspective often indicate the less capable managers or someone in an unforgiving bureaucratic/politicized environment who needs to cover their ass with policy compliance. That said, I agree that it many cases the proper decision is immediate cutoff, immediately issuing a final check, and wishing them well as you walk them out in a friendly manner. My point is merely that in some cases keeping them around for a little while can be beneficial to the company.

  37. Remove Time Bombs by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    If a company withdraws privileged access from personnel nearing termination, how are those people supposed to disarm all the time bombs they've installed in systems over the years?

    But seriously: The last company I was laid off from never stripped me of any privileges. Upon termination, I was expected to (and did) return my secure token generator, so now I can't log in through their firewall any longer (this assumes that I'm not aware of any back doors). But, during my career, I had administrative responsibility for several servers. I had installed some simple monitoring programs on these systems in my personal accounts that would page me and e-mail me at work and home if problems were detected. Prior to leaving, I prepared instructions for my replacement which included changing the notification e-mail addresses. He never did so. That was in 2003. Occasionally, I still get status messages from these systems, indicating that my user accounts, including e-mail routing rules, are still active.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  38. backdoor it by Anonmyous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait, are you saying you don't have some backdoor access set up that they don't know how to revoke? Noob!
    Actually, if they're paying you to do nothing, I'd go with "become the most prolific Slashdot poster over the next few weeks". But if you've been their for 9 years and your smart, why don't you have everything running like clockwork so you can just sit and read slashdot all day anyway except for the semi-weekly "outage" that you cause to convince them that you didn't have your job completely automated within 6 months of starting. I guess if it was that kind of an IT job, you probably wouldn't be leaving in the first place. :)

  39. It depends by cfulmer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Are you going to a competitor?

    If not, I'd approach my boss, say "I understand that you want to protect all the data that I have access to. But, I hope to be able to serve this company in the time that I have left and without at least some of that access, I can't do that. Here are the things that I still have in progress: X, Y and Z. If you give me permission to do A, B and C, then I can complete these projects before I leave.

    "Others might have given you much less notice, But out of loyalty, I wanted to give you ample time to find my replacement and handle the transition. Would you please consider reinstating the access I need to finish these projects? If you cannot, please tell me how I can serve this company until my departure."

    They probably won't give you the access. But, this at least creates a positive impression in their minds. Pulling some of the other stunts suggested here doesn't.

  40. Don't burn bridges, and transfer knowledge by cwills · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From a purely security policy viewpoint, it's not "would you do something", but "could you do something".

    Don't take it personally. Especially if you are leaving a large company.

    So.. what to do with your new free time? If you really want to not burn a bridge, spend the time documenting all the little ins and outs of the stuff you really think is important, or that you have had some nagging concerning about. Find out who will be picking up your tasks, introduce them to the folks that you interact with on a routine basis. If you have direct interaction with end users, let your replacement know which end users requires a little more attention, or have difficulty with things. Give your replacement(s) a little "tour" of the more obscure tasks that you do. All systems have little quirks, transfer those bits of knowledge. Any special configurations, unusual setups, etc.

    Why would you want to do this. Because it's a professional way to respond. And it is possible that years later it might come back to you. As a personal antidote, when I left my first company (after 13 years), I didn't burn any bridges. They let me keep my system authorities, but what I did was to set up a new account for my replacement and with my replacement looking over my shoulder I started to remove my old accounts, just to make sure that things would still work. I worked closely with my replacement in "cleaning up" all the little hooks that my old admin accounts had and made sure that he had the same access that I did. A few years later in the new company, I was laid off as part of a large downsizing - several hundred people (everyone was literally given notice, told not to touch any system, make one phone call, grab your personal stuff and escorted out of the building - in a very unprofessional manner). My old manager from the original company contacted me and asked if I was part of the downsizing and let me know that "there is a desk here if you need it". (As a final note in this, about 6, 7 months after I was laid off, I received a call from the company that laid me off.. asking for my skills again.. my response was "hell hasn't frozen over yet") -- so the karma works both ways..

  41. "Word came down..." by moorley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's the key phrase... Whether you are 2 or 10 levels removed from your management team you are insulated from the policy makers. Chances are you were never a person or peer in their eyes, just a resource. That resource is now a liability.

    You are done. Speak to your immediate manager for your options, whether that's a severance package or leaving after two weeks. Or decide for yourself and leave. Effectively you no longer work there. Do what's best for you.

    Take heart. I have worked for many firms. For one of them I was only 1 removed from the CEO and President. We had regular meetings. I was still ordered off the premises in my own office after I asked for 5 minutes to grab my books and a poster. When I didn't comply in 30 seconds the President picked up the phone and started calling the police for trespass. I waited for 5 minutes on the curb to hand them their keys and security card when he came down to "chastise me" for my decision. I was "de-invited" from a co-workers going away party. That was in 1998.

    To see folks continue their positions after giving notice is still a surprise to me. It all depends on your experience.

    You can't argue against ignorance and paranoia. If it really matters to you then you will need to negotiate these matters for ending your job at the beginning. Else be glad they donot call the cops or worse, blame you for errors or problems after you leave. I still received threatening phone calls from that firm because they didn't secure the passwords upon my leaving and were still demanding them 2 weeks after I left.

    Earn a high wage. Buy awesome toys. Die happy.

    Well wishes to you.

    --
    "Don't fear death... fear not living..." -me :)
  42. Re:Risk by HEbGb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People do all sorts of dumb/dishonest things at the conclusion of their employment, regardless of the terms. The companies are right to protect themselves.

  43. Fuck them. by mkcmkc · · Score: 3, Informative
    My multi-decade experience in the world of large bureaucracies has taught me this: If you get stressed every time your organization does something insanely stupid, the only effect will be to make yourself miserable. Throw not your pearls before swine. Organizations are incapable of learning by being told--if they ever learn, it is only from catastrophe.

    Your play is to do whatever is in your own personal interest (which would include the interest of your family and friends, and perhaps innocent bystanders).

    --
    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  44. Always give someone a chance to fix a mistake. by foxtrot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe that when someone makes a mistake like this, it's generally wise to give them a chance to fix it-- and when it comes to asinine crazy-making policy, that means _one_ chance. I'd go to my current boss and explain it-- here's the plan of what I was going to do these four weeks, these are the parts I can't do, what can we do to fix it?

    It's very well likely that the Policy that comes from On High cannot be fixed, but I do think it's a requirement to try-- once. If they can't fix it, I'd do the things in the plan that I can do, and then I'd implement a telcommute policy for the remaining week or two.

    From the beach. I've done my due diligence.

    I mean, what're they going to do? Fire me?

  45. Relatively honest option by Aelyew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's highly unusual to allow a person with high access to remain on the premises after giving notice. Even if management follows the general procedure of removing access, someone who has worked for many years in a trusted position of authority may very well have alternate means of gaining access. Physical access to the premises, following someone who has recognized your face for many years into a secured data center is not that difficult in many corporations. Standard security policy for any security conscious company upon receiving someone's notice typically involves a short exit interview. During the exit interview all access to systems get revoked, while management explains the severance package, unused holidays, paying the employee 2-4 weeks to not come in... After the exit interview security can escort the person off the premises.

    When I left IBM to pursue a life worthwhile, I was well aware of how they dealt with folks who intend on giving notice. I knew when I planned to leave and started working on finishing my active projects that could be finished and bringing in more of my employees to co-develop on the projects that would continue to exist after my departure. A couple of key trustworthy developers I clued in to my general departure plan. I did not inform anyone of my specific departure date, in order to give them plausible deniablity.

    Management saw me as a wonderful mentor. When I did turn in my notice, I did it on a Friday as I was walking out the door. I came back in on Monday with an escort to officially say goodbye. To my knowledge, everything continued to operate normally without the guy who never got to take any vacation because he was critical to the success of the business.

    It was a win win. The corporation had trained personnel in place to continue without disrupted services. I left knowing that any of the projects I had any emotional vested energy would be properly looked after. I happily cashed the paychecks they sent without a twinge of guilt.

  46. My take by Grayputer · · Score: 3, Informative

    OK, I guess I'll de-cloak and jump in. First background, I'm a CTO with a small software company. By small I'm talking about 30 bodies total. I mention this only to provide some data on my experience/viewpoint (CTO, not developer) and my environment (dev shop, small company) and even with all that said, remember YMMV.

    OK, our policy falls in to two categories/buckets:
    1 - your privs are removed and you are sent home with pay for the notice period, goodbye don't come in to work.
    2- you keep all your privs and you continue to work, thanks for staying during the notice period.

    Nothing else makes sense to us. Removing your privs and having you come in just creates a distraction while you talk to other staff, not useful to us.

    As to whether you fall into bucket 1 or 2 is the result of conversations among management. Any doubt that you will play nice - goto bucket 1 immediately. Any doubt that you are really needed to complete work - goto bucket 1 immediately. If you both can and will contribute to the project and we do not expect any issues with you working during your notice (poaching employees, causing trouble, etc.) then go to bucket 2.

    We have had people we assigned to bucket 1 that were great employees and I'd like to keep. They were not really needed for the project and we sent them home as sort of a last 'paid vacation' from us. No ill will, I'd hire them again. We've also sent people home and taken a hit on the project as the distraction, productivity, or trust factor outweighed the usefulness factor.

    Removing your privileges and still having you come in makes absolutely no sense to me. Seems to be the worst of both worlds, you can't really be productive and the low work load can cause you to create distractions for other staff. I just do not get why they want to do that.

    Hope that helps.

  47. Re:It's really the company's decisionMANAGEMENT BO by mrbooze · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's certainly taught to me than once (not as a manager) that it is good security policy to do this for terminated IT employees. I suspect some companies just don't make a distinction between terminated employees and employees leaving voluntarily.

    At one of my old jobs, I remember them doing this specifically in the case where they found out the employee was going to a competitor.

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  49. Lesson to learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Always have all your personal effects removed from your workplace before ever handing in your letter of resignation. Be prepared to leave immediately... well in advance of the date you give them formal notification. Try not to be too conspicuous while you "sterilize" your office before that day either.

    And most of all... turn in your letter the very last thing at the end of the business day, and make it a Friday. Never, ever turn it in first thing in the morning, especially on a Monday or early in the week.

  50. Re:Well SOX compliance and auditors are forcing ma by torkus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ah, but don't you know? No individual (without an executive title) is ever considered 'important' to a company. Proving that fact is far more important than meeting deadlines :)

    And for those thinking to flag troll - i've seen this actually happen numerous times. Besides, if you miss a deadline because of someone who's no longer around it's pretty easy to blame them eh?

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  51. Re:Well SOX compliance and auditors are forcing ma by pluther · · Score: 3, Informative

    Frankly if I had someone telling me they were quitting I would drop their access and put them in a debriefing mode of around two to three days. If they can't do turn over of knowledge of outstanding issues then I have been doing something wrong in the working of my shop.

    In any big project, there's always more documentation that can be written, and more details to pass on.

    If you've got an employee that can turn over all their knowledge in two or three days, you've been hiring the wrong people.

    One answer to your earlier question about "why weren't you passing/sharing knowledge the whole time you were there before?" It's not always about hoarding knowledge - often, there's simply nobody to turn it over to. In a busy environment, it's difficult to find time to sit down and train someone in a system they're unlikely to use. Those other employees all have their own projects to get done, too. Documentation and cross-training, while good to have, often slip in priority compared to getting the newest patch out.

    As a contractor, I tend not to have this problem as much. Since I know from the beginning that I won't be there long, I can be meticulous in my documentation and training, planning from the beginning to get my work ready to turn over to someone else. Most regular employees, though, usually don't have that luxury.

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  52. re: Why not take a break between jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the past, I've considered the idea of trying to schedule in some "break time" between jobs like that -- but it hasn't really worked out for me.

    In some cases, I felt like the new company trying to hire me was really interested in my ability to start almost immediately. Telling them I'd be "ready to go after the standard 2 weeks' notice" with the last employer was a big "selling point" for them hiring me in the first place.

    And other times, yes, I DID need the next paycheck ASAP. It's not about being fiscally irresponsible, necessarily. It's about having been forced to live paycheck-to-paycheck because the previous job didn't pay enough to do more than scrape by. (That's why I was trying to get something else!)

  53. No buffer. by maillemaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >Why does noone take a break between jobs - tell the new job you'll start in a month, and go to the beach.
    >Or skiing. Of just play D&D for a couple weeks straight. Whatever.

    >And if you tell me that you need a paycheck to pay the mortgage, electric bill, or whatever, you aren't being
    >fiscally responsible having no safety buffer. If you think that it doesn't matter unless something goes wrong, well,
    >your life sucks more that it needs to because you aren't taking the vacation.

    Well you answered your own question. Most people live paycheck to paycheck, hence most people don't have the luxury of losing a job and taking a nice month-long vacation before starting something else.

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