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Apple Declares DRM War On Sneaker Hackers

theodp writes "Nicholas Carr is not pleased that Apple has applied for a patent to extend DRM to tennis shoes and other articles of clothing. Apple apparently views tennis-shoe DRM as a way to head off a potential plague of sneaker hacking. 'Some people,' the patent application observes, 'have taken it upon themselves to remove the sensor from the special pocket of the [iPod-linked] Nike+ shoe and place it at inappropriate locations (shoelaces, for example) or place it on non-Nike+ model shoes.'"

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  1. Bizarro world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    God damn it, not another bizarro world. Hope I can slide again soon.

    1. Re:Bizarro world by Iceykitsune · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Sliders, nice!

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    2. Re:Bizarro world by fabs64 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Grr, where the hell are my mod points

    3. Re:Bizarro world by aywwts4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always have mod points, I never spend all of them, finally a post so deserving, and Nada. Great post, that's the most I can do.

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    4. Re:Bizarro world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, a reference truly worthy of becoming a recurring /. meme

    5. Re:Bizarro world by eeyore · · Score: 2, Funny
      Relax; the next one is quite a bit weirder. It improves quite a bit after about 10 slides; except that nobody there has a sense of humour .

      I'll be along later with a copy of Candide.

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    6. Re:Bizarro world by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Sneakers -> Sliders -> Streakers?!? :-P

    7. Re:Bizarro world by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      And, if that wasn't bad enough, the Jerry O'Connell of this world is a total douchebag.

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    8. Re:Bizarro world by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      You, sir, just made my day :) I didn't know other people actually remembered Sliders...

      I should mention that I've been watching Sliders again on Netflix. Their online viewer is kinda crappy, and it's IE-only, but it has only bluescreened my machine once ;)

    9. Re:Bizarro world by The+Darkness · · Score: 1

      You, sir, just made my day :) I didn't know other people actually remembered Sliders...

      I should mention that I've been watching Sliders again on Netflix. Their online viewer is kinda crappy, and it's IE-only, but it has only bluescreened my machine once ;)

      It looks fine on this. Unfortunately it can't help the writing or the acting in the last season.

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    10. Re:Bizarro world by Laserwulf · · Score: 1

      I LOVED Sliders, at least as long as the episodes were self-contained. Sure, I like character development, but if the current episode makes no sense if you missed the prior one due to RL stuff, that's no bueno.

      Also, anyone else remember Nowhere Man? I giggled like a schoolgirl when the DVD set arrived in my mailbox.

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    11. Re:Bizarro world by HalAtWork · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you use none of your mod points, you should be given one mod point that lasts for an additional 5 days.

    12. Re:Bizarro world by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      VR5!

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    13. Re:Bizarro world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, crap... I just fell off of my chair, I laughed so hard. "Sliders" humor FTW!

  2. The realm of what shouldn't be... by Provos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not sure which is more ridiculous - the patent application or the fact that there's an iPod link in a shoe.

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    1. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by jddj · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the sensor-in-a-shoe thing is pretty cool.

      Sounds really dumb if you're thinking that your shoe is just talking to your iPod. That's not all that's happening.

      While the shoe connects with the iPod to do data acquisition, and you can track your workout on the iPod, you can also share your workout stats with others, help build community, etc - sort of the antithesis of the "isolated runner with headphones on" kind of thing. Very Web 2.0.

      Something very sad about this kind of crap - it makes it harder to tinker. Would Johnny C. Lee be able to do all of his extremely cool Wiimote hacks? (N.B. - saw Lee's presentation at UXWeek 2008 - "extremely cool" doesn't begin to do the guy's work justice).

      Here's one of the evil shoe hackers Apple's trying to target.

      Honestly, is Apple trying to completely destroy its brand?

    2. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a pedometer in the shoe - that sends data to a receiver connected to the nano- so that the nano can store the data. It's actually pretty slick. At any time you can hit the wheel thing on the nano and the music volume drops and a human voice gives you data on time, distance and pace.
       
      When the nano is connected to a pc - the data can be sent to a Nike site that does all the other stuff mentioned in the other reply to your post.

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    3. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by cgenman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's still just a pedometer attached to a descently written application. There is no reason this would necessarily need to take place on an iPod or a Nike^TM brand shoe. This could just as easily be connecting a hip-mounted sensor to your Nokia.

      Further than that, the GPS in the iPhone should make that pretty much obsolete. Heck, use the GPS to detect distance, the built in accelerometer to detect impact, and the built in network connection to upload your data in realtime to a web server tracking your workouts. Suddenly you know exactly how far you went in exactly how many steps, and can compare that to a history of everything you've done at the gym on other machines. Gratuitous shoe tie-in not required.

      I think that's the rub, really. The patent is entirely gratuitous. The only reason that patents like this exists is to prevent other shoe makers from creating compatible shoes, and to prevent other exercise software makers from creating compatible systems. The patent exists only to stifle competition from interacting, as the systems have basically no merit on their own. Apple's own description is that the patent exists to stop legitimate competition. That just doesn't seem like the original intention of the patent system.

    4. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Funny

      that hack seems harmless enough. however, i'm not so sure that Podophile is the best name for a website.

    5. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Kamokazi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry, I stopped reading when you used the term Web 2.0 like it meant something.

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    6. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      While the shoe connects with the iPod to do data acquisition, and you can track your workout on the iPod, you can also share your workout stats with others, help build community, etc - sort of the antithesis of the "isolated runner with headphones on" kind of thing. Very Web 2.0.

      Except for that whole headphones-on-ensuring-no-one-talks-to-you-and-you're-not-as-aware-of-your-surroundings-as-an-average-person thing. I love it how people use new technology to isolate themselves socially from their surroundings and then consider themselves more connected, when whatever communication is usually to people much farther away and about shit of no real importance - no better topics than you could have with an average stranger and much less interesting and thought-provoking exchanges than you could have with a lot of the people around you. I mean I pretend to use my iPhone when crazy homeless guy on the Muni (bus) starts talking to me, but outside of the obviously insane it's kind of sad that an already socially inept country like America is becoming even more socially isolated outside of bars, schools, stadiums, work, and the internet. Pretty soon the Scandinavians will start looking like Brazilians compared to us in terms being socially welcoming.

    7. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Eugenia+Loli · · Score: 0

      >you can also share your workout stats with others

      Unless you are a professional athlete -- in which case you would use pro equipment to measure your work-- I see no point of this.

      >help build community

      A community of people who want to workout? Why would I wanna do that? I go to the gym to lose weight not to "build community" through my shoes and my iPod.

    8. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are many better solutions than lugging around an iphone while you run. Not to mention the cost of it all.
       
      In fact if anything they are moving in the other direction with cheaper options than requiring a nano. I think Nike is seeing that the real strength of this is in the social networking aspect of their site. Which is a nice platform for advertising all their other running products.
       
      I would wonder if you've even hit on the fact that Apple may be trying to stop Nike from seeking out other partners - rather than just sticking with Apple.

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    9. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Firehed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I picked one up (though don't own Nike+ shoes, thank you very much). For $30, it's not a bad way at all to keep track of some reasonably accurate running data. Interestingly, I find myself much more inclined to move (and, indeed, move quickly) since buying one. I don't even look at the data, I just feel more inclined to exercise knowing it's being collected. One of those "it'll be good for something eventually" scenarios.

      But if they think they're getting me to spend another $lots on Nike+ approved running shoes, fuck that. I don't care if Nike is subsidizing the cost of the device or if Apple has a contract or if Steve Jobs has a shoosh fetish. The day I give up my Adidas Sambas is the day I lose my feet.

      I don't think Steve's insincerity with the whole "we hate DRM, but the producers make us!" thing was too subtle. He loves control, and the control over the hardware that legally runs OS X is actually helping them as a company. But the fact that they have DRM on most of their music (whether it's their choice or not) means that I buy 100% of my music from other sources, almost always Amazon. While the hardware control helps ensure quality, most of their software is based off of open standards (CalDAV calendar servers, IMAP email, UNIX/BSD running under the hood, etc) and almost all preference settings are stored in plist files, which are XML (rather strangely implemented XML, IMO, but XML nonetheless) and that has absolutely also helped strengthen OS X as a platform.

      For all the control that Steve wants, most of it is against customer wishes these days. Early on people didn't even realize they were buying DRM-infected music from wherever, and they got burned when they bought that new iPod. Of course a lot of people have ended up with music encumbered by a different type of DRM as a result, but they're at least aware of it if not weary. Lots of geeks complain that they can't drag-and-drop music on to iPods without iTunes - it doesn't bother me, but they wouldn't have to lose the iTunes interface in order to add this as an option; nor would it harm them at all to enable more formats to play on the thing (especially open formats like Flac and ogg).

      If they want to give me extra functionality when I buy a nike+ shoe, that's one thing. But if they want to break the thing if I'm not using one, fuck that. I just made the exact same rant a little while ago about DRM in games, and how the successful way to avoid piracy (if one could "pirate" a shoe) is to ADD value for people that DO purchase, not to attempt to remove value from those that don't as it almost always backfires.

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    10. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by tantalus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A 'community of people who want to workout' can be very helpful to stay motivated and encourage each other. It can be be much easier to stick to an activity if you feel part of a group doing that activity. I'd be willing to bet there are people living near you who run as a group for that reason.

    11. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by pentalive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IThat just doesn't seem like the original intention of the patent system.

      Actually - that is exactly what a patent is for (for a limited time) - and to cause the inventor to release details so others can improve when the time runs out.

    12. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

      podophile.com?! But this is about sneakers, which go on feet; wouldn't the proper prefix be...
       
      Oh. Never mind.

    13. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by dhaines · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >help build community

      Most times I see "community" these days, especially in a "Web 2.0" context, I think it's a euphemism for gathering personal data for marketing purposes.

    14. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by cgenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not really. As you said, the original intent of the patent system was to encourage inventions and the spreading of knowledge through granting limited time monopolies. In this case, the patent has really nothing to do with inventions, so much as protecting uncreative business implementations from competition and interaction.

    15. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Joshwaa · · Score: 0

      Why? It's an excellent play on words, since it not only makes a joke of the word pedophile, but also perfectly explains the user base of the website (people who love ipods - podophiles) The word and website name actually makes perfect sense, and the fact that it calls to mind the word pedophile is a joke...

    16. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure the patent app is only to satisfy their branding agreement with Nike.

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    17. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd be interested in hearing how you've come to know that America is a socially inept country beyond your own observation. If that's all you have, my observations differ. Although, to be fair, I think most statements about America are as much about the rest of the world as they are about the US. This country really hasn't been here all that long and most people I meet still identify on some level with their ancestry - which by and large is made up of immigrants.
       
      Aside from that I'd say that technology does much more to remove isolation than build it up. This conversation I'm having right now is deeper than many I'll have today with people speaking to me in person about weather, sports and gas prices or current events. Not all will be that way, but many. I'm not sure how missing out on a few of those would be detrimental to anyone.
       
      And finally - to be really on topic. When I run I don't want to talk to anyone. I want to listen to music and think. I process things. There is absolutely no reason that every moment of our lives needs to be social. In fact, in order to be of some value socially, I think it is worthwhile to spend a decent amount of time reflecting and thinking - before we speak.

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    18. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      no, much as it is a podiatrist rather than a pedotrist.

    19. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by davester666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Pretty sure the patent app is only to satisfy their branding agreement with Nike."

      Unfortunately, I don't think so, giving the other wacky thing they done. To get video-out, which is an advertised feature of the iPod, you need to buy an adapter. However, Apple changed their implementation from just patching the iPod plug to video-plugs, to requiring a little DRM chip that tells the iPod the cable manufacturer paid an extra fee. So, if you actually want to use the feature that you have already paid for, you have to pay an extra, hidden Apple-tax to do so.

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    20. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      Same here, I was also worried he was going to spill some merlot on my carpet.

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    21. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by n+dot+l · · Score: 5, Funny

      however, i'm not so sure that Podophile is the best name for a website.

      Best marketing pitch ever: iPod - so awesome, you'll molest it for hours.

    22. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by btgreat · · Score: 1

      In fact, in order to be of some value socially, I think it is worthwhile to spend a decent amount of time reflecting and thinking - before we speak.

      Mod parent up.

    23. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by wellingj · · Score: 1

      There are many better solutions than lugging around an iphone while you run. Not to mention the cost of it all.

      Google maps is free. And you should always plan your runs before you go... not after.

    24. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by wellingj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You mean it's much easier to guilt yourself into doing the something if you buy an expensive gimick and have to justify the purchase?

    25. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I tried mapping out my runs that way - thing is, if you really want a high level of accuracy, GPS is the way to go. And there's no work involved in getting those very nice results - that include detailed pace information, elevation changes and more - not just location. And decent GPS units that are very compact are pretty affordable now.
       
      What I can't grasp is paying for an iphone - the associated contract - and it's size. If someone already owns one - they can afford something much better suited to the task and cheaper. If they don't own one - buying it to run with isn't too smart as far as I can figure.
       
      Running far enough or out in the middle of nowhere - when a phone would be smart might make it worthwhile I guess. Not sure what else would do it.

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    26. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the shoe connects with the iPod to do data acquisition, and you can track your workout on the iPod, you can also share your workout stats with others, help build community, etc - sort of the antithesis of the "isolated runner with headphones on" kind of thing. Very Web 2.0.

      Astroturfing bastard!!!

    27. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see... on one hand, a Polar FT60 with G1 or a Garmin Forerunner 405, on the other a cool gadget from Apple.

      Well... I guess I'm just not cool enough for Apple.

    28. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Damn; you spoiled my joke with your stupid facts. :P

    29. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Joebert · · Score: 1

      +1 Great Example

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    30. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      If I'm exercising I probably don't want to stop every 5 minutes to talk to some stranger.

    31. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by aussie_a · · Score: 3, Funny

      you have to pay an extra, hidden Apple-tax to do so.

      That sounds about right for Apple. Its similarly impossible to run MacOS on anything except approved Apple hardware thanks to DRM.

    32. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Sounds really dumb if you're thinking that your shoe is just talking to your iPod. That's not all that's happening.

      While the shoe connects with the iPod to do data acquisition, and you can track your workout on the iPod, you can also share your workout stats with others, help build community, etc...

      Nah, still sounds dumb. ;)

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    33. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      When the nano is connected to a pc - the data can be sent to a Nike site that does all the other stuff mentioned in the other reply to your post.

      May be, the parent was confusing it with something like the Garmin Forerunner 405.

      That one can share its data wirelessly either to a PC/web or directly to other 405 watches.

    34. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by bigmacd24 · · Score: 4, Funny

      besides, that was a very pedestrian joke anyway.

    35. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by BlackCreek · · Score: 1

      >help build community

      Most times I see "community" these days, especially in a "Web 2.0" context, I think it's a euphemism for gathering personal data for marketing purposes.

      Outside the "Web 2.0" context, I associate the use of the word "community" to a marketing strategy meant to make people associate their own personal identity with brand names.

    36. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by eiapoce · · Score: 5, Informative

      This could just as easily be connecting a hip-mounted sensor to your Nokia.

      Why? It's already integrated into the latest phones... here you go: http://betalabs.nokia.com/blog/2008/05/09/nokia-step-counter-beta-launched-track-how-much-you-walk-or-run-during-the-day/

      And on the plus side being DRM free it works with all the brands of shoes. Don't be afraid it won't work with your Puma or Adidas or Lotto...

    37. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      that hack seems harmless enough. however, i'm not so sure that Podophile is the best name for a website.

      "iPod - to your child what tail is to a salamander !"

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    38. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      While the shoe connects with the iPod to do data acquisition, and you can track your workout on the iPod, you can also share your workout stats with others, help build community, etc - sort of the antithesis of the "isolated runner with headphones on" kind of thing. Very Web 2.0.

      No offence, but it still sounds pretty dumb.

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    39. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      just walk away

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    40. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by kasperd · · Score: 5, Funny

      used the term Web 2.0 like it meant something.

      Are you trying to tell me Web 2.0 does not mean anything? Then how exactly would you explain why so many web pages are served by hosts called www2.somedomain.tld?

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    41. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what the fuck is wrong with YOU.

      "the word 'podophile'" != "pedophilia"

      You should be able to get that without any explanation.

    42. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by NeoHunyadi · · Score: 1

      Sounds really dumb if you're thinking that your shoe is just talking to your iPod. That's not all that's happening.

      While the shoe connects with the iPod to do data acquisition, and you can track your workout on the iPod, you can also share your workout stats with others, help build community, etc - sort of the antithesis of the "isolated runner with headphones on" kind of thing. Very Web 2.0.

      No, no. You were right the first time. It still sounds dumb.

    43. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      No. Expensive gimmicks usually end up collecting dust.

      Actually getting others involved helps a lot. Now whether shoes and an iPod can do this...

    44. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd be interested in hearing how you've come to know that America is a socially inept country beyond your own observation. If that's all you have, my observations differ.

      It's based on the observations of many people - including American friends living in or visiting South America, reporters, and journalists with extensive knowledge of other countries. It's also based on my own experiences living in various cities throughout the U.S., as well as the experiences of other people who have similarly moved around the country in various locations.

      Obviously experiences vary from place to place and person to person, but that doesn't mean general observations cannot be made or are of little value. For instance, Icelanders are known for being difficult to get to know initially, whereas many South American countries are both social and physically demonstrative even with platonic new acquaintances. America has been around long enough - and with only one in five Americans being first or second generation - that there are general observations to be made about American social interactions and relationships, albeit (again) varying by region, age, individual, etcetera. There is, for instance, the social phenomenon of the Seattle Chill aka Seattle Freeze.

      I don't mean to imply that we're completely inept or that people need to always be social, however things aren't so great for us. Americans are becoming increasingly socially isolated:

      Americansâ(TM) circle of confidants has shrunk dramatically in the past two decades and the number of people who say they have no one with whom to discuss important matters has more than doubled, according to a new study by sociologists at DukeUniversity and the University of Arizona. ...The percentage of people who talk only to family members about important matters increased from about 57 percent to about 80 percent...

      Worse, technology seems only to be exacerbating the problem:

      They found a direct correlation between participants? level of Internet use and their reports of social activity and happiness. As their use of the Internet increased, the participants reported a decrease in the amount of social support they felt and in the number of social activities they were involved in. They also reported being more depressed and lonely.

      Having an occasional good discussion on slashdot is cool, but it is not an adequate substitute for having a close group of friends or face-to-face interaction. While technology can, and in some cases does, help to bring people together - I have a second date tomorrow with a girl I met online who resembles Ally Sheedy in Wargames, but curvier in a very good way - so far it seems like overall it's hurting us more than it's helping us and we were already having problems.

    45. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I meant "many people in South American countries are both...", although I probably should have left that part out entirely. It's 2:40AM and I'm not quite at 100% of my abilities in the writing skills department at the moment.

    46. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by easyTree · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's an example of something which looks like a USB stick with GPS - ideal for jogging:
        * http://trackstick.com/products/trackstick2/trackstick2.html

    47. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 2, Informative

      While I don't want this to turn in to a language flamewar, I do find the spelling "pedophile" to create an annoying ambiguity in US English. The correct spelling is of course "pædophile" ("paedophile" accepted if your keyboard can't generate "æ" easily) - a "pedophile" is someone who likes feet (as is a "podophile", however, yes I do get the "pod" joke in there).

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    48. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by umghhh · · Score: 1

      high level of accuracy for what exactly? I can understand that it is nice to see progress (or regress) but for me a simple clock does the trick too. I used to have a bike with speed meter and all sorts of other nice features but I noticed that this does not bring me anywhere as I was watching the bloody thing instead of enjoying the ride.

    49. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Yes... see my post above where I ranted a bit about the spelling... Ambiguities in US English *sigh*
      (for reference: "pedophile" means the same as "podophile", but without the iPod pun embedded in it. A person who likes children in a bad way is a "pædophile")

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    50. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Apple's own description is that the patent exists to stop legitimate competition. That just doesn't seem like the original intention of the patent system

      Not the whole intention, but surely part of it, otherwise why would it be illegal to copy a patented system within the timelimit of the patent? It was originally to give the inventor time to bring an original product to market without fear of copycats just duplicating the design exactly (though they could try to do the same thing but in a different way).

      This doesn't seem particularly original though. We've had pedometers that record stats for decades. Attaching it to a network doesn't make it particularly special. Unfortunately, people always seem to get away with patenting "[existing concept], but on a computar/netwurk!". Imagine someone had patented "board games on a computer" or "multiplayer games across a network". Urgh.

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    51. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Cillian · · Score: 1

      *phile is a somewhat widely used suffix to words - Take chemistry, electrophile, nucleophile - it means something which is "attracted" to something else. The fact that the only usage of it most people hear is pedophile doesn't mean it has anything to do with that...

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    52. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Honestly, is Apple trying to completely destroy its brand?

      As someone who was around during the great days when Apple took an active role in education, I can say: "Too late".

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    53. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Brilliant, ultranova. I doubt one in ten gets it, though.

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    54. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Then how exactly would you explain why so many web pages are served by hosts called www2.somedomain.tld?

      Marketing!

      "It's just like Web 1.0, but without the innovation"

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    55. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'Apple's own description is that the patent exists to stop legitimate competition. That just doesn't seem like the original intention of the patent system.'

      Actually, preventing competition during its term is the ONLY purpose for a patent. At least from the perspective of the person filing.

    56. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'and most people I meet still identify on some level with their ancestry'

      Let me take a stab in the dark. You either live in a large city or somewhere retirees from a large city flock (such as New York, or Florida).

      Am I right?

    57. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by genik76 · · Score: 1

      It's not a pedometer, it's an accelerometer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerometer), which is a much more accurate device. My Polar RS200SD watch + accelerometer combination has less than 1 % deviation in measured distance, which I consider very good, and I would imagine the Nike+ footpod reaching similar figures. A pedometer works by calculating the number of footsteps, and can never by accurate in distance calculation, as the length of the step is dependent on the user's speed.

    58. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by spymagician · · Score: 1

      Then how exactly would you explain why so many web pages are served by hosts called www2.somedomain.tld?

      One of the most common reasons is that you are redirecting HTTP traffic to a port on your web server other than the standard port 80.

      The catch-phrase "Web 2.0" has nothing to do with DNS and/or URL designation. It is a near meaningless term used by people who want to sound like they know what they're talking about.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_2.0

    59. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by gordo3000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      completely OT but:
      try www.bikely.com
      or
      www.mapmyrun.com

      both are intended for cyclists to my knowledge and I use them a lot for my rides because they give detailed elevation, maps, and an easy way to map rides that are on roads.

      if you a trail runner, I guess you have to use gps.

    60. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 0, Troll

      Except for the fact that the patent system was created when technology wasn't moving anywhere near as fast and has expanded to cover even dumb things like computer programs and even ideas that you never intend to build (patent whoring).

      I personally think that the time for a patent monopoly should be dependent on the type of patent and definitely not 14 years for rapidly advancing industries.

      Patents were useful when they were invented but have not really evolved with the changing landscape of technology and seem to be really holding back innovation by everyone but the zillion dollar companies who can afford to fend off the lawsuits if they come about.

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    61. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re: This country really hasn't been here all that long

      Name a Constitutional Republic on Earth older than the USA (besides San Marino)

    62. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by dcam · · Score: 2, Funny

      bash, which appears to be down for now, had the best explanation of web 2.0.

      You generate the content, we make the money.

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    63. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re: This conversation I'm having right now is deeper than many I'll have today with people speaking to me in person about weather, sports and gas prices or current events.

      Yes, sneaker gadgets are much deeper than world events or the energy crisis. Thank god they made gadgets so you could talk about other gadgets.

    64. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh wait, so now you need your iPod to tell you what your feet are doing? Interesting!

      iPod: You just have been ran over, please lower your volume, pay more attention, and ask the paramedics to pick up the other shoe about 100ft. north west.

    65. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Idbar · · Score: 1

      In fact, the greek root for "feet" is "podos", and podophile could perfectly be just feet lover (kinky anyway). That's why Podiatry is the study of your feet disorders, and an Arthropod means animals with jointed feet/legs.

    66. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Gyga · · Score: 1

      It isn't the government, it's the culture that matters.

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    67. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Geak · · Score: 1

      I hate marketing buzzwords. Web 2.0, blogosphere, crap like that. Thank god I haven't heard "podosphere" yet. Oops...

    68. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      ...I don't want to talk to anyone. I want to listen to music and think. I process things. There is absolutely no reason that every moment of our lives needs to be social.

      And do you shake your cane at them, and yell at them when they walk on your lawn?

      You come off like a grouchy old man, who doesn't understand what it is these kids see in this newfanged social-interweb thingie.

      But for the record, I completely agree. My social networking is on my time, and I'm not beholden to it. I have no update or check-in schedule, and I only answer my phone when I feel like it. It's amazingly liberating.

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    69. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Thanks - mapmyrun looks really cool although it doesn't have any runs in my area, I'll have to add mine.

    70. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by db32 · · Score: 1

      Well, look at how we handle immigrants and I think that is a pretty good example of how socially inept we are. It is hard to be both a nation of immigrants and a nation of xenophobes at the same time without severe problems. This is hardly new behavior, which is one of the reasons I get so pissed of about the modern incarnation of racism like it is only about the blacks, mexicans, arabs, etc. It wasn't all that long ago that it was the jews, the irish, the italians, the japanese, etc. We are unbelievably socially inept for being a first world country made up entirely of immigrants. (Well, except for the handful of natives that we fenced into little reservations to keep them away from the rest of us).

      The fact that you have to come online to have a deeper conversation is also evidence of how backwards we are. That speaking to the average person on anythign more complex than the weather is likely to lead to problems. The tendancy for religious fundamentalism in our society has made it even more fun, because now its not just "hey, you are different", its "hey, you are different, and your eternal soul will be damned for all time you Godless heathen sinner".

      I agree with the not talking to people while running, but lets be honest here. I imagine most of the people here on slashdot wouldn't ever talk to anyone while running anyways. Not because of any social issue, but I imagine most of the crowd here isn't athletic enough to be running at a good pace and hold a conversation without struggling to breathe. :)

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    71. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      It's actually a useful adjective to describe things that do one or more of the following for the sake of doing them:

      - Turn a desktop application into a web application that has half the features and one tenth the speed. Everything is better when run inside a browser.
      - Add a shoutbox or blog. If there already is a shoutbox or blog, add another. This also applies if you're writing a forum or even an internal accounting app.
      - Use a Photoshop-generated interface that looks like a regular website but with more rounded corners.
      - Use JavaScript (or, in heavy cases, Flash) for everything, even rollover effects.
      - Use even more JavaScript. The more JS the better.
      - Hey, Google hosts JS libraries. Use those as well. Sooner or later you're bound to use some function from there.
      - In fact, have your site load things from as many domains as possible. google-analytics.com is nice, but you surely can cram some maps.google.com and IntelliTXT in there. If your site doesn't require the user to contect at least ten domains it's outdated.
      - Keep users from disabling JavaScript in order to get past the layer ads by making it impossible to use the site without JS enabled. AJAX is your new god.


      The sad thing is that I didn't even have to exaggerate much.

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    72. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by LordVader717 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it's pedometer, as in pedestrian.

    73. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Posting=!Working · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are many better solutions than lugging around an iphone while you run.

      If you're using the phrase "lugging around" for, at most, a 5 ounce device, I don't think you're in the target market for a running shoe. But don't worry, I'm sure they're releasing the I-Hoveround soon.

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    74. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Informative

      you have to pay an extra, hidden Apple-tax to do so.

      That sounds about right for Apple. Its similarly impossible to run MacOS on anything except approved Apple hardware thanks to DRM.

      Sorry, this is not currently true. There are technical limitations with drivers etc., but Mac OS X does run on standard PCs. It's simply a violation of the EULA to do so.

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    75. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's call 'em Podorasts (Podorasrty).
      It's not like a lot of people know what a pædorast is.

    76. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. and the nike ipod thing is crap. a Garmin forerunner does far, far more for less and is a much better solution. My running friends all have laughed at the ipod offering as a gadget and not a real tool.

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    77. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Very Web 2.0.

      No, not Web 2.0 at all -- Web 2.0 is about open standards, open-source platforms, user-generated content, public APIs, mashups, etc, all of which are a million miles away from a proprietary DRM-infested iPod/Nike link.

    78. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      That just doesn't seem like the original intention of the patent system.

      Oh, but it is. This kind of crap has been going on for a very long time.

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    79. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you're using the phrase "lugging around" for, at most, a 5 ounce device, I don't think you're in the target market for a running shoe...

      Nor you, Mr. Clueless. Try running first.

    80. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by ZachMG · · Score: 0

      I love the *WHOOSH* sound that just made...

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    81. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 2, Funny

      'ped' and 'pedo' can also refer to feet:

      • pedestrian
      • pedestal
      • pedometer

      and since he's talking about modifying running shoes with pedometers in them, maybe he could call his site, pedoph... oh, wait....

    82. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      linkify
      www.bikey.com
      www.mapmyrun.com

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    83. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which is more ridiculous - the patent application or the fact that there's an iPod link in a shoe.

      How else are you going to Get Smart?

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    84. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I do live in Florida - although not in an area with a lot of retirees. I'd say that in my neighborhood, which is a lot of young families, people who speak English as their first language are in the minority.
       
      My grandparents spoke fluent Dutch. My mother-in-law is German, but is comfortable using German, English, Spanish or Portuguese - having lived in many countries before settling here.
       
      It probably wouldn't take long to nail down some estimates but I don't think that my situation is all that unusual.
       
      I've only been in Florida a couple years. Before that I was mostly in Arizona - not nearly as diverse as where I am now, but still not monolithic. And I run into people all the time who explain character traits in terms of their genealogy. People with roots in the Dutch parts of the midwest aren't hard to find. It doesn't take long to identify someone from up north with heavy Norwegian or Swedish influence. Lots of folks are very proud of their Irish ancestry and refer to it often. I just don't meet to many people who have no knowledge of or don't attribute how they are to heritage that extends outside the US.

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    85. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      Exactly - spend some time in the 'old country' and it doesn't take one long to get a strong sense of just how young this nation is.

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    86. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      No, it's more the point that "pod" is exactly one character off from "ped". No one would confuse it for "electro" or "nucleo".

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    87. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      Actually - the native Americans were put on reservations because they were too tough for those against them to kill them all, so they had to make concessions. The reservations are what they won- if they had lost completely they wouldn't exist any more.
       
      I don't have to come on-line to have a deeper conversation. That wasn't what I was saying. What I'm saying is that being on-line can compliment good discussions and relationships as opposed to forcing them out from other parts of our life.
       
      Prejudice is a human problem and I am unaware of a time in history or a place on the globe where it wasn't an issue. The fact that so many have been able to come here and do well over the years is proof that while we are not perfect, we do all right - relatively speaking.
       
      And the religious zealots you mention. I think they are much harder find in reality than in the propaganda put out by those who have something to gain by demonizing opposing points of view. And yes - there are people doing the opposite as well. But there is an agenda there - not accuracy or truth.
       
      Anyway those are just my thoughts about what you've pointed out.

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    88. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Belial6 · · Score: 0, Troll

      You know there is a word for that. It's called racism. I guess I am lucky that while I have met some people like that, most of the people I don't care, don't know, or both.

    89. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      You need to look that word up - it doesn't mean what you think it means.

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    90. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stg · · Score: 1

      This could just as easily be connecting a hip-mounted sensor to your Nokia.

      There is actually a beta app from Nokia that allows doing this with the built-in accelerometer in some of their phones(N95 and N82): http://www.nokia.com/A41033364.

      I've used it for a while, and it seems to work fine, and keeps track of your workouts. It seemed to use a little too much battery, though.

      About the patent system, it's clearly doing more harm than good at this point...

    91. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gathering personal data for marketing purposes.

      The gathering of personal data is commonly used as leverage in bending or breaking a person(s). And it's undoubtedly true that this data would/will/is used for marketing to the highest bidder.

      I thought I'd expand on that and let everyone come to their own conclusions. But I will say that the common belief that these purposes are strictly to deliver more efficient advertisements is grossly naive.

    92. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by jorx · · Score: 1

      That, too. Why should one motivator trump another?

    93. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by DoubleMike · · Score: 1

      It's podometer, not pedometer !

      as in iPodometer?

    94. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder anyway if an "iLeg" violates an Apple trademark also.

    95. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "descently written application" - is that like Top-down design or something? :D

    96. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by db32 · · Score: 1

      I guess what I mean is that it is far easier to find meaningful discussion online than with the average joe off the street. This is a growing byproduct of our us vs them mentality these days. The current political climate has made it pretty much impossible to think for yourself. You are either group A or group B and neither group tolerates the other.

      Prejudice is indeed a human problem, however, some societies have had much fewer issues with welcoming the newcomers. The fact that so many have been able to come here and do well over the years has more to do with our economic views than our social views. The power of the dollar trumps social norms in a capitalist society like ours. A stunningly good example of this is our wonderful puritan origins being washed away almost compeltely by sex sells. This of course has left us in a very bizarre state where a nipple flash on TV is nearly treason but you can have people murdered by the hundreds on TV and hardly anyone takes issue.

      The zealots...oh the zealots... They are harder to find in reality, but they are not any less common. When everyone walks around assuming that everyone else thinks like them there is less chance for sparks to show where the powder kegs really are. Go ask those "controversial" questions about evolution, origin of man, creation of the earth, and you will find a stunning amount of ignorance and often enough outright hostility towards anyone (regardless of their faith) who accepts the science. I recently decided to go back and finish up my degree and I am taking a few gen ed classes I missed. Two weeks into Geology almost a full 1/3 of the class goes into the "I had no idea how much scientists didn't know and that this was all just a theory and I don't believe it because of my religion" type crap. It has gotten to the point that every time I hear "just a theory" used as a backhanded attack on evolution even when that wasn't what was being discussed I about snap. The militant atheists annoy me to, but at least they are less likely to get in peoples faces that don't want to listen to them. Trust me, toss a few matches out and you will see just how prevalent it really is. Remember now, at the Creationist Museum Jesus rode a dinosaur and that Godless secular world is trying to lie to our children about the origin of man.

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    97. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's pedometer, as in pedestrian.

      Podometer works better, so people can call themselves Podophiles, rather than the alternative which gets them uninvited to the family gatherings (although that might not be a bad thing).

    98. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by barthrh2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's a bit more than a pedometer. It's an accelerometer and it's quite accurate.

      The problem with GPS is that it cuts out. Forests, tall buildings and other obstructions knock it out. Not to mention, it does nothing for tracking a run on a treadmill.

      Polar also went the accelerometer route, though I think that they now have GPS. Their shoe fitting was larger, and much more accurate out of the box.

    99. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by barthrh2 · · Score: 1

      But what about seeing how you did vs. plan? Having pace info while you run is also helpful.

    100. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by zrq · · Score: 1

      From the TrackStick II technical spec :

      Requires Windows(TM) XP or Vista compatible computer with USB1.1/2.0 port

      Is the whole thing totally locked down and unable to function without Windows, or can you still get at the data by reading it as a normal USB device (i.e. from Linux) ?

    101. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So instead of "You can't(unable) do it", now "you can't(unallowed) do it".

      That's hardly better.

    102. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      except I can do it and i don't really give a flying fuck if apple bawwwwws over me doing it.

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    103. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Is the whole thing totally locked down and unable to function without Windows, or can you still get at the data by reading it as a normal USB device (i.e. from Linux) ?

      Hmm. I'm afraid to say that I've not yet gotten around to buying one. I saw it in a magazine a while back and popped a link into delicious. Email them?

    104. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      My running friends all have laughed at the ipod offering as a gadget and not a real tool.

      My running friends all have laughed your running friends for thinking they need 'real tools' in order to run.

    105. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      There are many better solutions than lugging around an iphone while you run. Not to mention the cost of it all.

      Actually, the Nike+ site has it connecting to either their own sport bracelet or an iPod Nano, not an iPhone.

      However, since, also from the Nike site, Nike is selling the accelerometer and iPod connector completely separate from the "Nike+" shoe line (i.e., you can buy the package without buying a pair of shoes for it to be fitted into), I think that if Apple is having any heartburn about people buying the package and using it with *gasp* non-Nike shoes, then they need to negotiate a better deal with Nike, because it's clear Nike's out to make a profit on the hardware, whether or not they're buying them for Nike's own shoe line.

    106. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by jddj · · Score: 1

      I got a lot of responses to my post (more than I usually get), and won't take 'em all for response. I will take on this one, though:

      No, not Web 2.0 at all -- Web 2.0 is about open standards, open-source platforms, user-generated content, public APIs, mashups, etc, all of which are a million miles away from a proprietary DRM-infested iPod/Nike link.

      I certainly wasn't claiming that the DRM bit is "very Web 2.0" - that you think I'm claiming this shows not a lot of insight on your part.

      However, it is "very Web 2.0" to have users generate your content (as you note), and to build communities around that content.

      I don't think you or anyone else has a real lock on what "Web 2.0" means. Some web designers think it's about round corners on stuff. Some developers think it's about AJAX. I know a PHB who thinks it's about Sharepoint. *Jeebus!*

      I think community and UGC are pretty good indicators that something "very Web 2.0" is going on. The software that uses this device for data ack is doing UGC and building community.

    107. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure I'm not the only person that read first the headline, then the story, and still thinks it surely must be satire, that DRM couldn't surely be applied to clothing?

      Its as if Apple aren't content merely with sucking, they have to plumb new depths in uselessness and chicanery, and fuck up anything and everything they can get their grubby fingers into. And naturally backed by legions of lawyers all busily extorting money from 'pirates' since Apple are 'victims' having their valuable 'rights' infringed. The mind boggles at how far they are taking the scam of professional victimhood.

    108. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by jddj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heck, use the GPS to detect distance, the built in accelerometer to detect impact, and the built in network connection to upload your data in realtime to a web server tracking your workouts. Suddenly you know exactly how far you...

      I hear this kind of stuff all...the...time on Slashdot. This place is such an echo chamber.

      Here's the thing: many of the folks posting this kind of response don't understand the difference between "could" and "did". You "could" do a lot of things. You "could" make something more powerful. You "could" make a better MP3 player than an iPod. You "could" thoroughly instrument the shoe. You "could" create a big strap-on rig that will work on any shoe at all. You "could" do a bunch of stuff. Apple and Nike did make this connection, bring it to fruition and (the hardest part) market it. Whether they got it right and made it do all it could do is really beside the point.

      If you (not you cgenman - I'm using the royal "you") want to get out of Mom's basement and into Steve Jobs' handicapped space at 1 Infinite Loop, you need to understand a couple things:

      1. The iPod is not an MP3 player. (not just "not a very good MP3 player" - it's not an MP3 player). It's an entry point into Apple's service ecosystem, as well as a dongle for their music store. There are many better and more capable MP3 players. The iPod rules not because of the commercials, but because of the ecosystem. The iPod is just the agent, the face on that ecosystem. If you don't get this, you're not ready to play.
      2. To matter, you have to deliver something. You don't have to deliver something perfect, but you have to do something other than describe how someone who has delivered something is doing it all wrong. They're looking back at you and...well...no they're not, they're busy delivering the next thing and not wasting time on people who don't deliver. Hey, I think Mom's gonna make spaghetti tonight!

      FWIW, I think DRM in all its forms is a dumb-ass idea. Makes it too hard for the honest folks, isn't any hindrance to the pirates. It's the wrong approach to use with customers you wanna keep.

      My take on patents: Patents are OK. Dubious patents (plenty of prior art, no "there" there, etc). are not. Software patents probably should not be OK, but I haven't seen a logical test that immediately makes me think "no software patent makes sense". If there's a single patentable example and the laws favor it, you'll have to change the laws to change its patentability.

    109. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      Honestly, is Apple trying to completely destroy its brand?

      Only since 10.2.7

      But, to be fair, it only looks, feels and seems to operate that way. In the US, the corporate oligopoly, and their subordinates, in Politics, the Media, and Organized Religion, use a method that has proven to be almost immune to logic, decency, etc., since time immemorial; they aim at the good old LCD. You know, the Lowest Common Denominator.

      And thanks to the schools at the grade and high school levels here in the US, (not Japan, the UK, parts of Europe), they have a huge, malleable mass of dunderheads to lead around by the nose.

      Although there is a ton of Market Risk in the air, now, I wouldn't start shorting AAPL, just yet, based on fundamentals, or their relatively brief grasp of the marketplace, but... I'd be careful.

      I wish Apple would spin off the old Apple Computer to anyone who actually cares about the platform's one-time potential. But if things play out the way they appear, and history means anything, chances are somebody will pick up the computer division for around 4 bucks, and change. (Have to be patient)

      Apple, like many companies, underestimates the force of the, sometimes dormant, but long term intrinsic logic of the markets, while overestimating their ability to market, or 'buy' their way out of 'anything.'

      I do not 'want' this to happen, at all, because if the market goes south, as rapidly and steeply as it appears possible, it's going to be a long, devastating trip. And the folks who get hurt the most will be the ones with iPod doodads in their fucking sneakers (the few), and regular working people (the many).

      Apple is only doing exactly what everyone else is doing or trying to do. When I hear the word 'innovation', in relation to Apple, it always cracks me up. I'll bet if a Director brought that word up in a business meeting with the Board, at Apple, the company would find a way to have the poor wretch Baker Act'd, no matter which State they happened to be in at the time. (Hints: Florida, cuckoo clocks...)

    110. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      Sounds really dumb if you're thinking that your shoe is just talking to your iPod. That's not all that's happening.

      Yeah it sounds great. I wonder how long it'll be before armed robbers in Central Park, or Golden Gate Park, have their own little decoy transmitter and a wireless setup, and can 'target' only guys and ladies from the 'right' zip codes or even better, telephone exchanges or addresses. This and the whole RFID thing, wow, the Land of Opportunity, ya gotta love it!

    111. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'I do live in Florida - although not in an area with a lot of retirees. I'd say that in my neighborhood, which is a lot of young families, people who speak English as their first language are in the minority.'

      Then you most likely fall under the Large city category. Miami or at least within 50 miles of the coast.

      Those areas, along with the major cities in the US have experienced immigration at a level where pocket communities developed. This has resulted in either slower integration with mainstream american culture or an outright avoidance of american culture.

      There are all types of people everywhere. But outside of those areas you will find more american's than italian-americans, irish-americans, polish-americans, etc.

      'don't meet to many people who have no knowledge of'

      Agreed. Most still know where their parents, grandparents, or great grandparents came from.

      'or don't attribute how they are to heritage'

      This is where a divergence comes in. This is not nearly as common as you think.

    112. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the sensor-in-a-shoe thing is pretty cool.

      Sounds really dumb if you're thinking that your shoe is just talking to your iPod. That's not all that's happening.

      While the shoe connects with the iPod to do data acquisition, and you can track your workout on the iPod, you can also share your workout stats with others, help build community, etc - sort of the antithesis of the "isolated runner with headphones on" kind of thing. Very Web 2.0.

      Something very sad about this kind of crap - it makes it harder to tinker. Would Johnny C. Lee be able to do all of his extremely cool Wiimote hacks? (N.B. - saw Lee's presentation at UXWeek 2008 - "extremely cool" doesn't begin to do the guy's work justice).

      Here's one of the evil shoe hackers Apple's trying to target.

      Honestly, is Apple trying to completely destroy its brand?

      What. The. Fuck.

    113. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Touchy, aren't we? Is your name Jobs?

      If you sell iToys people (some of who do work which is actually productive, such as farming or scientific research) may find it amusing to criticize them. Get over it.

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    114. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by theanorak · · Score: 1

      In fact, in order to be of some value socially, I think it is worthwhile to spend a decent amount of time reflecting and thinking - before we speak.

      SHOCK NEWS! Man on internet advocates thinking before speaking. Film at 11.

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    115. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by gwjgwj · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, it does nothing for tracking a run on a treadmill.
      How would an accelelometer be any different?

    116. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by gwjgwj · · Score: 1

      Ok, it would, depending when you turn it on.

    117. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Well, if they say so, no need to investigate further and in fact no point of running WINE or Virtual Windows.

      Rejecting to buy products which doesn't support your operating system is way to go.

    118. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      As you say Nokia and I am in process of uninstalling "Nokia Maps 2.0" from my Virtual PC (which may take up to hour), I can't resist not saying...

      If Nokia wasn't such an idiotic company doing things like porting and locking their "Maps downloader", a money making app to .NET 3.0 right after purchasing Trolltech, the masters of multi platform application... Apple wouldn't dare to do amazingly stupid and image killing things like past week.

      As far as I know, that sports tracker can use the maps data somehow and when you need it, don't even bother trying the software in any kind of virtualised windows environment. I can bet, it won't work.

      Just look at http://apple.slashdot.org/ and read those headlines to understand my point. Apple iPhone/iPod department has totally lost it.

    119. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stg · · Score: 1

      The Sports Tracker, which uses the GPS, allows exporting to a format that is usable on Google Earth and Google Maps. I've used it just one time and it did look pretty neat. Uses a whole lot more battery though, presumably because of the GPS...

    120. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone please link to the real application? Because this one doesn't mention anything about iPods - it's about a system for helping people with autism. Same app is linked in the original article.

      Actually, I'll do it.

      Yes, I replied near the top. Just goes to show how few people actually read the patent that was linked.

    121. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by spymagician · · Score: 1

      Most, if not all of which were possible long before the catchphrase took root. =)

    122. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Web 2.0 has turned them from things to avoid into a design checklist.

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  3. really? by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think it's more of a counterfeiting thing. There are tons of fake Nikes coming from Asia that are honestly way worse in quality, durability, and comfort. So that's gotta end. But plugging an ethernet cord into my shoes once a week or they'll stick to the floor and refuse to move, that's a problem. Oh and weigh you too. I don't know that's for sure what they're going to do so I guessed based on their previous products. So their implementation is probably gonna be some ridiculous idea that won't fix anything but it is a bad problem.

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    1. Re:really? by globaljustin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's more of a counterfeiting thing

      We have laws for counterfeiting. We should enforce those instead of thinking up new redundant laws.

      Problem is, this won't be the last time we hear of DRM being applied places it has no business being applied. The whole concept of DRM is a joke, invented b/c lawmakers were unwilling or unable to draft legislation that properly dealt with online filesharing and piracy.

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    2. Re:really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are tons of fake Nikes coming from Asia

      As opposed to all the real Nikes coming from ...umm... Asia.

    3. Re:really? by HomerJ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      here are tons of fake Nikes coming from Asia that are honestly way worse in quality, durability, and comfort.

      Not to be confused with the REAL Nikes coming from Asia that are bad in quality, durability, and comfort.

    4. Re:really? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Informative

      The whole concept of DRM is a joke, invented b/c lawmakers were unwilling or unable to draft legislation that properly dealt with online filesharing and piracy.

      I vote unable - because enforcement is impossible. Even the RIAA's highly publicized campaign of sueage currently near the 40,000 suit market is just a drop in the bucket of well over 10million simultaneous users -- only 0.4% at best.

      Of course I don't believe it is the politicians fault, its really the fault of the entertainment business for (a) being run by lawyers (the old every problem looks like a nail when all you have is a hammer situation) and (b) not accepting the obvious and ignoring new business models.

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    5. Re:really? by mlts · · Score: 1

      I don't get how DRM will foil counterfeiters. Existing laws do a good job as it is, and the big shops will just haxxor their way around any DRM to sell their knockoffs anyway. People will find a way around it, just like they have with every other DRM method out there, since the days of using nonstandard track and sector codes on the Apple 2.

      The person that loses with DRM being extended to clothing? The paying customer of course.

    6. Re:really? by Zey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are tons of fake Nikes coming from Asia that are honestly way worse in quality, durability, and comfort.

      Probably more scary for American companies like Nike: the fakes are often of better quality manufacture, and often considerably.

      I definitely remember back in the 1980s and 1990s the cheapie Bali cassette albums were always far better quality than what the big studios were releasing. They used high quality tape, decent glue and strong cassette cartridges. Meanwhile the big studios used whatever was cheapest in order to inflate their profits that extra bit further.

    7. Re:really? by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      Weird as it sounds, it seems like you and Senator Tom Coburn have something in common. Anyway, the complexity of the problem's competing interest groups is enough to make anyone shudder, and, quite honestly, in such instances lawmakers tend to defer to those that know more than they do. Unfortunately, the most omnipresent teachers on the Hill are lobbyists. It's not an issue of bribes or influence peddling in this case, but just one of complexity beyond the interest of most lawmakers in office today. Perhaps more IT folks should get into politics.

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    8. Re:really? by pla · · Score: 1

      I think it's more of a counterfeiting thing.

      Not really... The sneakers have nothing to do with the electronics, except that Nike made a special pocket to hold the (entirely separate from the shoe) sensor.

      I honestly have no clue why Nike has anything at all to do with this setup, except in the same sense as needing to use AT&T if you want an iPhone (ie, a completely arbitrary business agreement designed to benefit Apple and screw their customers).



      There are tons of fake Nikes coming from Asia that are honestly way worse in quality, durability, and comfort.

      Believe it or not, most "counterfeit" products of this nature come from the same factories as the real ones, made by the same people, using the same design and same raw materials. They just work an extra hour or two off the books and sell the product directly (or rather, not through Nike) for MUCH higher profit than their official output brings them.

      Strangely enough, if you oppose sweatshop labor, ethically you should only buy counterfeit products.

    9. Re:really? by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      Funny? That post should be modded insightful.

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    10. Re:really? by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      Weird as it sounds, it seems like you and Senator Tom Coburn have something in common.

      Your link didn't have any mention of Coburn's stance on filesharing. I can't stand his policies, in general, and doubt that I have anything in common with him on this issue.

      Someone else talked about how the music industry itself is the main problem...that they are run by lawyers. I agree that the music industry is a joke, and has tried to litigate itself of a problem that they didn't have the will to handle. Filesharing, mp3's, and digital media players became a reality over a decade ago, and instead of adapting to technology, they filed lawsuits against their customers.

      When the laws are insufficient, that's when they need to be changed. Sure the RIAA, etc. stupidly clung to a bad business plan, but our lawmakers also are to blame for not making good laws.

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    11. Re:really? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      having owned one pair of nikes i find it difficult to believe the knockoffs could possibly be less durable. the ONLY shoes i have ever had to replace in less than 6 months, and currently i only replace every 6 months because the $20 generic wal-mart shoes start to wear out about the time they look too unprofessional for me to wear to work, so they actually last about another 6 as my lawnmowing and fucking off in the woods shoes.

      if i want durable shoes i'll get sketchers or something from L.L Bean.

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    12. Re:really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole concept of DRM is a joke, invented b/c lawmakers were unwilling or unable to draft legislation that properly dealt with online filesharing and piracy.

      I'm sorry, but I have to take the opposite stance.

      DRM is a natural result of companies trying to maintain their revenue flow on products that are easily reproducible by the average person with a personal computer.

      Lawmakers should have no say in the matter either way.

      If I want to make an external device, and I want to put 500,000 checks in it to make certain that it will ONLY work with Lenovo PCs. That's my choice, and consumers should base their purchasing decisions on whether they're willing to accept that kind of restriction or buy the same device (probably for less because it costs a lot to develop those types of protections) from a vendor that will interface easily with ANY PC.

      Congress should have NO say in this relationship.

      The mistake in your thinking that I take the most issue with is the idea that DRM is unnecessary because LAW should be preventing "unauthorized copying."

      It's this type of thinking that gives us: Copyright Cops

  4. In other news.. by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Martin Guitar company is considering whether to file a patent on DRM on its guitar strings - the company notes that "some players" are fitting Martin-manufactured strings to "non-Martin labeled guitars." IT'S AN OUTRAGE!

    Disclaimer: The above is not true - except the outrage bit.

    1. Re:In other news.. by Molochi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sorry, I like my old Alvarez Yairi. Stick your outrage UYA.

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    2. Re:In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      martin has sued takamine in the past for making guitars that somewhat resemble theirs and succeeded.

      see
      martin compared to takamine . they look The same only in the respect that they look like guitars, but they do have different brands and designs, but what does it matter. when the bullshit about trying to 'protect' consumers from accidentally buying something imitation of the 'real mccoy", its always been about bullying the underdogs and protecting profit.

    3. Re:In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're only similar because they both look like guitars? You've got to be kidding me, the front is a direct copy. You do realize things like this are protected for a reason, and there's no similarity at all to DRM, right?
      Right, no one can be that stupid. Comparing stealing a design with using something you bought in any way you desire; seriously, what's slashdot coming to? Oh, I guess I must be new here.

  5. Doesn't Make Sense by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is possible to buy the sensor without the shoe. In fact, I had assumed that the sensor never came with the shoe - but that Nike sold shoes that had a built in pocket for the sensor.
     
    I bought a sensor and a nano - but I don't run in Nike shoes. But a few different companies make pouches designed just to hold the sensor, at the laces.
     
    I bought it before the application date on the patent.
     
    I ended up getting a Garmin Forerunner now that they are smaller. Much better as far as accuracy and amount of information. I still run with the Nano for music but not the pedometer. And I'm not positive on this - but I could swear that I saw an ad in Runners World for a nike thing that let you use the sensor without a nano.

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    1. Re:Doesn't Make Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      And I'm not positive on this - but I could swear that I saw an ad in Runners World for a nike thing that let you use the sensor without a nano.

      Yup, you are correct. It's called the Nike+ Sportband.

    2. Re:Doesn't Make Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also have the Garmin Forerunner 50 (with footpod, heart rate meter, bike speedo & cadence). It's great. It's built around a wireless tech called "ANT". I have the "ANTDKT3 development kit" and hope to find time to write some software. Suunto also uses the ANT stuff. BTW, I think the first generation Nike stuff used ANT, but the second gen does not.

  6. Embarassment by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not an Apple fan because of their tendency to use proprietary standards, etc, but I can appreciate that they build a good user experience for people that are perhaps not as technically inclined. But I think it's definitely moving towards the point where you (as TFA says) are embarrassed to be an Apple fan. This sort of action is just petty.

    1. Re:Embarassment by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Funny
      Damn youm Nerdfest - You stole my blog post from Sept. 14th, 1:18am ... 1990 - shortly after the release of Windows 3.0!!!

      I'm not an Microsoft fan because of their tendency to use proprietary standards, etc, but I can appreciate that they build a good user experience for people that are perhaps not as technically inclined. But I think it's definitely moving towards the point where you (as TFA says) are embarrassed to be a Microsoft fan. This sort of action is just petty.

    2. Re:Embarassment by VanGarrett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This sort of behavior is the precise reason why Microsoft has the lion's share of the OS market, instead of Apple.

    3. Re:Embarassment by calmofthestorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No I think that would be vendor lock in, gaming, inertia, and lower prices. But good guess.

      But with shit like Vista, who knows?

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    4. Re:Embarassment by Uberbah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not an Apple fan because of their tendency to use proprietary standards

      Nah, that's just your excuse for drinking the hatorade. Their GUI is proprietary, FairPlay is proprietary, as well as their phones. Can you name anything else?

      On the other hand, you have PCI/IDE/SATA/1394/BSD/Apache/Intel/USB/GCC/Ethernet/OpenGL/802.11/Bluetooth.

      But I think it's definitely moving towards the point where you (as TFA says) are embarrassed to be an Apple fan. This sort of action is just petty.

      Yawn. Good luck finding tech companies that DON'T have crazy patents. The way the current system is set up, you have an incentive to file as many patents as you can, so if somebody sues you for bogus patent xyz you can counter-sue for bogus patent abc.

    5. Re:Embarassment by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Link?

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    6. Re:Embarassment by Nathrael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You, Sir, obviously don't get the joke.

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    7. Re:Embarassment by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Unless of course, I was making a joke...

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    8. Re:Embarassment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I *was* an Apple supporter, though with strong reservations, all the way from the Apple ][ to a few years ago. (I didn't really like the way they managed the conversion from OS 9.x to OS X ... but I still considered them a good choice for non-technical users.)

      A year or so ago I had occasion to notice that they had changed their EULA, adding in the phrase from MS (paraphrased)"We have the right to add, delete, modify, copy, or remove any file on your computer." From that point on I have not felt that they could be recommended to anyone for any purpose.

      This is more of the same. Apple has always, even back in the Apple ][ days, had a tendency towards DRM. (Consider how difficult it was to get a text copy of an AppleBasic program. You could do it, but it was lots of extra work. It couldn't be stored on a diskette in text form. This was quite unlike CP/M running on the same machine. [I had an add-in z-80 board.]) I'd hoped that it (the tendency toward DRM) had gotten less intense generally at Apple, but apparently not.

      It is still to be said in Apple's favor that they do prefer technical excellence over kludges. This isn't sufficient to allow me to recommend them for anything, but it's sufficient for me to think of them as "Not as bad as MS".

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    9. Re:Embarassment by manekineko2 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you sure are good at rationalizing your love for Apple. Of course Apple could never do anything wrong!

      Besides proprietary GUI, FairPlay, and phones, which you all granted, how about the accessory market for iPods, which requires special licensing and fees?
      How about AirTunes only working on Apple wireless routers?
      How about everything about iTunes software, like the fact that by default it is the only thing that works with AirTunes, that it's FairPlay DRM is the only thing it supports, and that it was the only way to sync your iPod (until it was reverse engineered)?
      How about AppleTV and the fact that it only sync with Apple software?

      How about the fact that everything Apple does is designed to lock you into their ecosystem of buying Apple products?

      Heck, how about this very patent? You "Yawn" about it because everybody abuses patents, which makes Apple a saint of course, because Microsoft does it too. And then you claim that they need to protect themselves. How about the friggin fact that if they don't install DRM in their stupid sneakers, no one will be able to troll them with a "bogus patent" on DRM in sneakers?

      Open your eyes man, without a doubt, Apple makes some nice products, and their CEO is extremely dreamy, but call a spade a spade. Nice products don't mean that they don't act like real dicks most of the time.

    10. Re:Embarassment by mccabem · · Score: 1

      +5 Insightful for "I'm not an Apple fan because of their tendency to use proprietary standards...".

      Sigh.

      It's a standard Intel platform. It's been this way for years now. Even when they were running PowerPC's it was 99% a standard PC platform and that goes back to the mid 90's. Even back then the only "proprietary' bits were the keyboard and mouse ports. Video was not VGA, but adapters were always included for free with monitors (KDS was my brand back then - cheap and good).

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    11. Re:Embarassment by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      you consider regular technical problems on the most popular O/S platform to be good user experience? apple is shite and for years they have gotten a misplaced reputation for stability just because they support fuck-all in terms of hardware and so most people won't have drivers issues. before OSX they didn't even TRY to isolate processes from where they could do damage and touted it as a feature because "developers are more careful when they are operating with elevated privileges"

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    12. Re:Embarassment by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I am not playing word games here. I started to get embarrassed of being Apple owner because of their fans a long time ago.

    13. Re:Embarassment by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I remember posting 2-3 "insightful" replies clearing a developers paranoia about OS X Leopard sandbox/signed apps scheme months ago stating that it has nothing to do with evil plans and it is in fact a proactive security.

      I started to think that I was speaking way too early in light of recent developments. Well, I am a PPC user and I won't buy a new CPU just to run new OS but... I am thinking about "Can Vista be fixed?" , "Does Linux really have place on home desktop?" questions and educating myself again about recent OEM x86 stuff. You get what I mean.

    14. Re:Embarassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can it really be a standard if it's proprietary?

      That aside, I agree. NuBus (IEEE 1196), Open Firmware, FireWire (IEEE 1394), USB, PCI (and its variants), Posix, gcc, SCSI/IDE/SIDE... those rotten bastards.

  7. +5? Stupid by cyrl · · Score: 1

    +5? Stupid
    OK, I can't attach the piece in my shoe to any other shoe, especially because it's not branded Nike?
    Next, Nike "holes", the only way to get water... On the next Maury, all wells out of business. =P
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    1. Re:+5? Stupid by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      And what could Apple possibly do to stop you? Some kind of extra circuitry built into the shoe? The worst case scenario: You can't get the sensor to work after removing it. Do people really think Apple is going to sue them for putting sensors on laces?

    2. Re:+5? Stupid by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Of course not. The sensor doesn't even come with the shoes - they just have a little pocket thing built into the sole. But given that the sensor is basically a Nike+Apple-branded accelerometer and a button cell battery, it wouldn't be that difficult to determine if the thing tends to be sitting at an angle rather than flat against the bottom of the shoe, and do something else accordingly (disable, flash Nike ads on the iPod, have the announcer voice that gives times yell at you, whatever - be creative).

      Of course the moment they do that, I'm returning mine as defective. I don't give a damn what it was designed to do, I care what it can do. If I was OK with them telling me how to use it, I'd have signed a contract first. A real contract. Paper, pen, and a notary - not a EULA (and there isn't one for the device itself; there probably is for the website that it pairs with).

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  8. There is absolutely no reason for this... by plasmacutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can't download an integrated circuit.

    To get the chips, a pair of nikes must be bought, guaranteeing the revenue no matter what the electronics within are use for next.

    I don't see why apple should care. I know I wouldn't give a damn if it were used on another pair of sneakers, modified to play old 8 bit game cartridges, or attached to tomahawk missiles.

    The fact they do care is rather disturbing, as it reflects a general trend toward companies asserting ownership over your stuff. I'm not talking about copyrighted works either, i'm talking about everything.

    They're walking a fine line, installing technologies designed to subvert people's right to modify and use their own devices for their own (sometimes unforseen) purposes.

    You are allowed to sell something any way you wish, but if they sue someone for modifying their own shoes, I expect them to lose, as it's related to physical goods rather than copyrighted material.

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    1. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I've already posted this above - but I've got nothing else to do - so I guess I'll say it again. Apple and Nike don't care. They sell the sensors all on their own. In fact here is a link to the sensor for sale - all by itself - at the Apple Store. So the patent application doesn't make a lot of sense to me. And I don't think most of the Nike+ shoes come with a sensor. I'm pretty sure they just have the empty pocket where you can insert the sensor.
       
      And on the flip side, Nike now sells this arm band that allows you to do the whole thing without the nano.
       
      I used it for a while (with Brooks shoes) but replaced it with a Garmin Forerunner - the GPS is much more accurate and gives me a lot more data on my runs. I still use the nano for music. If the forerunner had the same functionality to play music and give auditory cues on distance, time, etc. it would be perfect. For now I use both.

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    2. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

      "To get the chips, a pair of nikes must be bought"

      Actually, the sensor and plug can be purchased for $30. Or if you have a new iPod touch, you can just buy the sensor for $20.

    3. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by plasmacutter · · Score: 2

      "To get the chips, a pair of nikes must be bought"

      Actually, the sensor and plug can be purchased for $30. Or if you have a new iPod touch, you can just buy the sensor for $20.

      the point stands though, you have to buy the physical object. there is no p2p for integrated circuits, batteries, or power sources.

      We don't have asgard beam synthesis technology yet, i'm sorry to say.

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    4. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by Firehed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And?

      If you bought the sensor, it's yours to use how you want. It doesn't have a EULA, usage terms, or a license agreement (I own one, and I do not use it with Nike shoes). I'll note that the website that you use to view the data probably does have a EULA, so they would be well within their legal rights to block sensor data determined to be from non-Nike shoes (but, like any DRM, it will cause problems for legit customers and backfire). They don't do that, but there's no reason they couldn't for new customers.

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    5. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 2

      Damn straight. If Trek tried to tell me, "we only sold you a license to ride our bike, we still own it", I'd cut the goddamn thing up into pieces and ship it to their factory, postage due. Same with everything else I own -- you try to tell me I can't do what I like with goods I purchased outright, I'll tell you to shove it up your ass, and never purchase your products again. I don't own any Apple products right now, and when I hear about things like this and things like the restrictions Apple is putting on iPhone app development, it makes me feel like I have NO reason to ever purchase an Apple product, ever.

    6. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by Carewolf · · Score: 2

      They're walking a fine line, installing technologies designed to subvert people's right to modify and use their own devices for their own (sometimes unforseen) purposes.

      Apple is NOT walking a fine line. They crossed the line so long ago, they can't even see it anymore let alone acknowledge its existence.

    7. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by Kirys · · Score: 1

      Yes is a frightening trend. I just hope that govs all around the world don't give them that right! If I buy something, I want to use it as I please (unless I do put other peoples at harm). I can accept that no support is given on software that are not the "default" or that if I alter the hardware the warranty is void, but no more that that! If they want the ownership right on something the must rent it and not selling it, but this means: - I can rent the object for a short period (so If I need a laptop for the holydays I can borrow it and not buy it :D) - Full and fast HW/SW support included in the renting fee for the whole time of the renting This way they can have full right on the object, cause I'm paying for a service not for a product. This business model would have as a result that the user would have less right on the device but surely would have a better quality device that will not break as easily as current ones. You can't have all the rights and all the money at the same time :D Bye

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    8. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't buy the shoes, you only acquire a license to use them.

    9. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To get the chips, a pair of nikes must be bought, guaranteeing the revenue no matter what the electronics within are use for next."

      A simple search of the apple store shows otherwise.

      http://store.apple.com/us/product/MA365LL/B?fnode=MTY1NDA3NA&mco=MTA4NjA2

  9. If I paid money for it, it is mine, surely. by mad+zambian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'Some people,' the patent application observes, 'have taken it upon themselves to remove the sensor from the special pocket of the [iPod-linked] Nike+ shoe and place it at inappropriate locations (shoelaces, for example) or place it on non-Nike+ model shoes.'"

    So?
    As has been observed on Slashdot many times in the past, if I have bought [whatever], I can do whatever the hell I want with it.
    So I feel the urgent need to own a pair of iPod compatible sneakers, and duly buy a pair. I can now;
    Paint them purple.
    Shred them with a razor blade.
    Change the laces.
    Remove a sensor to see what it is and what fun I can have with it.
    Apparently not. Apple seem to think that they have some say on what I can do with my shoes. What are they smoking? DRM'd sneakers. FFS, give me a break.

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    1. Re:If I paid money for it, it is mine, surely. by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't buying the linked Nike shoe be an implicit license to use the patent? Meaning you don't have to use it their way?

      I'm pretty sure that a patent license doesn't work the same way as a EULA, and there are rather strict limits on what restrictions you can impose on licensees. But IANAL.

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    2. Re:If I paid money for it, it is mine, surely. by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Apple seem to think that they have some say on what I can do with my shoes.

      Technically they do. If they really do somehow have some DRM that can prevent you from using the sensor in other shoes, couldn't they--if they wanted to be truly evil bastards--claim that you're violating the DMCA by circumventing that DRM? Is there any standard within the law that says the DRM has to be plausible or non-trivial to bypass before it kicks in?

      I highly doubt they would do this, it's just not practical. But at the same time I can't think of any GOOD reason that they would spend thousands of dollars on a patent application for this nonsense, much less however many thousands of dollars it cost them to develop, if they didn't have something in mind that we're all going to find even worse down the road.

    3. Re:If I paid money for it, it is mine, surely. by GXTi · · Score: 1

      Patents restrict who can manufacture and sell something, not who can use it or how.

  10. FFS by retech · · Score: 0
    Get the fuck over yourself Apple. Before we know it you'll try to take control of the following words since they all appear in your products:
    • air
    • book
    • keyboard
    • screen
    • click
    • user

    If someone OWNS an object they can do whatever they want to with it. Play in your own box and leave others alone.

  11. Beware of those "acting in your best interest" by nathan.fulton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What is it with evilness generally claiming that they have to protect the stupid halfwits from themselves? Apple's patent app:
    "Since only authorized garments are configured to electronically pair with authenticated sensors, a user (or manufacturer) can be assured that the sensing data received by the sensor is both accurate and consistent with its intended use (a sensor designed for use with running shoes can not properly be used with dance shoes, for example)."

    Dear Corporate World:
    We are not complete tools... we can take care of ourselves. Believe it or not, we know the difference between dancing and running.
    Thanks Much
    -Consumers of the World.

    1. Re:Beware of those "acting in your best interest" by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think you overestimate the intelligence of the typical consumer and their willingness to take responsibility for their actions.

    2. Re:Beware of those "acting in your best interest" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its more like this.

      Dear Corporate World:

      We knwo you're full of s***t.

      f***k off,
      -Consumers of the World.

    3. Re:Beware of those "acting in your best interest" by NovaHorizon · · Score: 1
      really? Because bash.org has a perfect stupidity case to prove you wrong for some of the populous.

      since bash.org is currently down I'll post the quote instead of the link. Any mod is welcome and requested to edit my quote to just the link if they notice the site come back up.

      gentoogod: omg dude
      gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
      gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
      siral21: what was it
      gentoogod: ok before i say this
      gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
      gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
      gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
      gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
      gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
      gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
      gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
      gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted

    4. Re:Beware of those "acting in your best interest" by Harry8 · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that's a good faith argument. "We want to extract money we have no rights to from consumers and competitors using the courts enforcement of bogus patents as our tool." Isn't going to get the bogus patent approved. The solution is traditional amongst people who would try such a business technique. You lie. And Apple have done exactly that. Yet again. For anyone watching Apple with any degree of critical ability it's exactly what they've come to expect. What little power apple have in the industry (as compared microsoft) they abuse at a degree that is even worse than that undertaken microsoft. IAn industry s/microsoft/apple/g solves exactly nothing. This is why FREE software operating systems and support libraries are so very, very important. Any company with power there will always abuse it. Watch apple get more abusive as they get bigger market shares.

    5. Re:Beware of those "acting in your best interest" by marxmarv · · Score: 1

      If you're buying only one sensor for all your dancing and your running shoes, you're not consuming enough. Back to square 1 with you.

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    6. Re:Beware of those "acting in your best interest" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What is it with evilness generally claiming that they have to protect the stupid halfwits from themselves?"
      It is consistent with the facade that corporations are needed and act to the benefit of mankind.

    7. Re:Beware of those "acting in your best interest" by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

      really? Because bash.org has a perfect stupidity case to prove you wrong for some of the populous. since bash.org is currently down I'll post the quote instead of the link. Any mod is welcome and requested to edit my quote to just the link if they notice the site come back up. gentoogod: omg dude gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today siral21: what was it gentoogod: ok before i say this gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted

      Are you posting for irony's sake? I ask because that doesn't make any sense in any fashion. Oh, and it's populace, not populous, The first is a noun, the second is an adjective that means 'containing many people'.

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  12. "appleisevil" tag required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With every passing day of Apple-related news, I forsee "appleisevil" becoming more and more obvious to everyone, despite the RDF being so strong here.

  13. Soul supplier by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    I told you Apple has no soul.

    1. Re:Soul supplier by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      True. They're trying to own your sole.

    2. Re:Soul supplier by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I told you Apple has no soul.

      I guess you didn't read the EULA >:)

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  14. Not the shoelaces! by timothyb89 · · Score: 1
    I don't know what the sensor looks like, but I'd imagine it would be somewhat difficult to put it on shoelaces :)
    Anyway, from the article:

    Since only authorized garments are configured to electronically pair with authenticated sensors, a user (or manufacturer) can be assured that the sensing data received by the sensor is both accurate and consistent with its intended use (a sensor designed for use with running shoes can not properly be used with dance shoes, for example).

    That actually makes sense- its really just a check to ensure calculations are accurate. But I would hardly think that it is patent worthy.
    Still, the actual patent application doesn't even mention DRM, or that it tries to prevent "sneaker hacking"- its just validating data.

    1. Re:Not the shoelaces! by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      That actually makes sense- its really just a check to ensure calculations are accurate.

      You say "Not Patent Worthy". I agree.

      I say "Just put a freakin' label on the box saying 'may not work correctly if not used correctly'".

    2. Re:Not the shoelaces! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      That actually makes sense- its really just a check to ensure calculations are accurate.

      You say "Not Patent Worthy". I agree.

      Hey, probably Apple agrees too - but would rather pay a few hundred to apply for the patent and fail than to later pay millions to somebody else who got it through.

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      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  15. Oh please by DurendalMac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sensationalist shit. What will Apple do if you move your sensor to something else? NOTHING. War? What kind of war? All you do is void your warranty. It's just another patent application like millions out there. Christ, I'd expect this kind of crap from Digg, not from Slashdot.

    1. Re:Oh please by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sensationalist shit. What will Apple do if you move your sensor to something else? NOTHING. War? What kind of war? All you do is void your warranty.

      You seem to be misunderstanding the fundamental purpose of the proposed DRM.
      You won't void your warranty, because the DRM prevents you from using [device] in any way other than the one intended by the manufacturer.

      What kind of future will it be when even relatively simple electronics come with DRM to prevent 'misuse'?

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    2. Re:Oh please by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have trouble describing this as sensationalist shit, because I can't help but think that this can only be worse than it sounds. DRM on a shoe? Yeah, stupid, okay, but what's the point?

      Let's be realistic. This has nothing to do with the Nike+ or the iPod sensor. If they want to install some DRM in there to prevent me from legally yanking it out and putting in a different brand of shoe or whatever, it has absolutely nothing to do with patents. Anti-circumvention is part of other laws such as the DMCA. If I have some DRM, I don't need to spend thousands of dollars to register a patent in order to legally forbid somebody from circumventing it. Apple is not stupid, they certainly know this.

      So what is the business sense in paying thousands of dollars for something that's completely unnecessary to help you achieve a goal that's stupid to begin with? I can only think of two possibilities: One, that Apple wants to register it first because they think they're going to use this in other situations where it might actually have some effect; where people might actually give a shit more than moral outrage at the idiocy. Or two, that they're hoping somebody else does so that they can beat them with the lawsuit stick.

      Both of these are significantly worse to me than "ZOMG SHOE DRM LULZ!"

    3. Re:Oh please by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      And how will this DRM prevent that? By saying you can't? Do you really think Apple is going to sue you if you put it in another shoe?

    4. Re:Oh please by russotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What kind of future will it be when even relatively simple electronics come with DRM to prevent 'misuse'?

      A future where embedded software people will have skills which demand a high price on the black market. How much would someone pay to have their Gucci watch work even when they aren't carrying the matching Gucci handbag? To use unapproved attachments on their Dremel tool? To disable that damn "fly-dropping" DRM on the Levi's which happens when you don't wear their partner's underwear?

    5. Re:Oh please by GXTi · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't have to sue you because the device would refuse to operate. So unless you particularly like putting plastic bricks into your shoes just to show the establishment who's boss, you'd be better off using an approved shoe or a less encumbered technology. Of course, this assumes that the article is correct about the intent of the patent, which seems like a bit of a long shot.

  16. Economically Stupid by Grond · · Score: 1

    Presumably what Nike and Apple are worried about is capturing profits from shoe sales as well as sensor sales. But rather than have all of this DRM garbage, why not just raise the price of the sensor to cover the 'losses' from people who don't buy Nike shoes? The sensor is, after all, the critical part of the equation, and the vast majority of customers have one pair of shoes and one sensor.

    Hell, what Nike should really do is raise the price of the sensor to compensate for any losses, and sell their own adapter. That would have the benefit of providing another revenue stream, more branding, and allow people who like Nike shoes but not necessarily ones with the built-in pocket to use the sensor.

    I think Nike and Apple are seriously overthinking this.

    1. Re:Economically Stupid by robertjw · · Score: 1

      My thought is it probably has more to do with new pairs of shoes. Most serious runners replace their shoes relatively often. Nike is probably concerned that people aren't buying new expensive (I'm assuming) sensor shoes every time they buy new shoes. They are just putting the old sensor on new shoes.

      It's still stupid, but there actually might be a financial motivation behind it.

  17. Apple HAS to file this... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple knows they can't win this, but they have to establish a track record.

    IIRC, the classic example is that you own a lot of land. Your neighbor parks his dump truck on a part of your land that you don't use and you don't see. After several years, you want to develop that land. Since you allowed his to park there for years he can argue that he has your permission.

    1. Re:Apple HAS to file this... by matria · · Score: 1

      He can more than claim he has permission, he can actually claim title to the land he's been using. It's called "adverse possession". If you own property (or think you do, anyway) you'd better check your state laws on adverse possession and keep an eye on your property.

      http://www.expertlaw.com/library/real_estate/adverse_possession.html

    2. Re:Apple HAS to file this... by NorQue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, all they do is establishing a track record. Cut them some slack!

      What could possibly be wrong with a track record of doing the most user unfriendly things ever? If they want this, let them! But all people do here on Slashdot is complain, complain, complain. It's pretty obvious that Apple aims for the evil megacorp tag. They have to think of their shareholders, don't they?

    3. Re:Apple HAS to file this... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After several years, you want to develop that land. Since you allowed his to park there for years he can argue that he has your permission.

      You can argue that he had your permission, but you have since revoked it.

      LK

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    4. Re:Apple HAS to file this... by bmo · · Score: 1

      "He can more than claim he has permission, he can actually claim title to the land he's been using. It's called "adverse possession"."

      Adverse posession is more complicated than your one sentence summary. The article you linked to lists the details.

      It's also pretty difficult to prove all the things you need to steal land that way, too.

      If you lose property to adverse posession, you have a shitty lawyer.

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      BMO

    5. Re:Apple HAS to file this... by Burning+Plastic · · Score: 1

      From your link...

      "You cannot claim "adverse possession" if you are engaged in the permissive use of somebody else's land."

      If you've given permission then adverse possession is not an option...

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    6. Re:Apple HAS to file this... by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      "Since you allowed his to park there for years he can argue that he has your permission."
      And you can argue you own the truck.

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    7. Re:Apple HAS to file this... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the classic example is that you own a lot of land. Your neighbor parks his dump truck on a part of your land that you don't use and you don't see. After several years, you want to develop that land. Since you allowed his to park there for years he can argue that he has your permission.

      Correction...
      You own a lot of land with a truck on it.
      You sell to your neighbor both the land and the truck.
      Your neighbor removes the truck and parks a car there.

      Yes, I can see your point. Apple HAD to do this to avert a disaster of biblical proportions. What do I mean, "biblical"? What I mean is Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

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    8. Re:Apple HAS to file this... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Apples and oranges?

      IINAL but I know that land law has all sorts of funky provisions like this. Unless you can come up with a few precedents that are a little closer to what this whole story is about I don't see how your example is relevant.

      Even the most 'the internet is made up of tubes' judge would be unlikely to buy that land precedent is relevant in this type of case. I would Apples and oranges?

      IINAL but I know that land law has all sorts of funky provisions like this. Unless you can come up with a few precedents that are a little closer to what this whole story is about I don't see how your example is relevant.

      Even the most 'the internet is made up of tubes' judge would be unlikely to buy that land precedent is relevant in this type of case. I would hope...hope...

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    9. Re:Apple HAS to file this... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Er...should have hit preview I guess but not sure why one of my paragraphs got doubled up. Weird...

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  18. Don't blame Apple... by siyavash · · Score: 1

    Look, first of all Apple is a big corp. and big corp's job is to make money. So don't blame them for trying to use the existing laws. ( ok, blame them a little ) However... I think the two big places where blame should go is the patent laws ( and politicians ) but also, let us not forget the market. I mean, as long as "we the people" keep buying their stuff, they will continue to do it. Cut the money and don't buy an item, then watch how fast they will turn around and change.

    This is ofcourse, if the market is not rigged. That is ofcourse another big story for itself.

  19. Not for Nike+ sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This patent can't be for the Nike+ sensors since they were being sold before this patent's filing date (March 7th, 2007).

  20. Shuddup, Internet! by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Hey, some of us are only alive because of the tidbits of delicious apple news that occasionally escape the compound - if we didn't have rumours and rumours about rumours upon which to ruminate, then what would we talk about between ipod release announcements?

    How else do you expect me to survive the 6 months between their planned obsolescence announcements? I can only refresh apple.com so many times a day on my iPhone before I max out my data plan... Do you think I'm made of money?

  21. DRM war on sneaker hackers? by zblack_eagle · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess this spells the demise of sneakernet

    1. Re:DRM war on sneaker hackers? by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Damn it, what am I going to do with the 10,000 5.25" floppy disks I just copied Spore onto?

      Maybe I can shove them through the tubes on the Internets if I push hard enough.

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    2. Re:DRM war on sneaker hackers? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Damn it, what am I going to do with the 10,000 5.25" floppy disks I just copied Spore onto?

      Wallpaper for that retro-tech look... hmm that just might be a patentable idea... BRB...

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    3. Re:DRM war on sneaker hackers? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Ironically, I'm sure there is prior art for this.

  22. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ... apple? WTF? by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    If someone OWNS an object they can do whatever they want to with it. Play in your own box and leave others alone.

    Ah, but if they get their way, you won't own anything anymore, you'll just license it... including your hardware.

  23. Bye-bye Apple by Libertarian001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I *had* decided to get a Mac the next time I got a new computer. Not now. Good job.

    1. Re:Bye-bye Apple by clang_jangle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been using a Mac since 1987. I rely on it for professional quality multitrack recording, but now am *very* eager to find FOSS alternatives. I've also been a Linux sysadmin for several years, so I keep trying out various multimedia software and distros when they come out or get updated, (like dyne:bolic, ubustud, ardour, ecasound, etc). Much to my chagrin, I can never get the multitrack recording to work for me in Linux. It seems jackd is always the problem, no matter which soundcard I try (and I've got several I bought because they were listed as "compatible" but they really are not, like M-audio with the envy24 set). I don't know what the hell is up with the jackd devs, but I do know that sooner or later, there will be a satisfactory Linux solution to multitrack recording, and when that happens it's good-bye, Apple. I am so sick of their control freak bullshit, I've not even upgraded my Mac since 2005 (and don't plan to). I'm still using Tiger, and I really hope it's my last Mac OS. I sure do hope we see a release of a functional jackd soon... But either way, this is my last Mac. I will record on it for as long as I have to, but will be switching to my Linux boxen for everything else soon. It's Apple's ridiculous policies that have completely turned me off. I remember when Apple was cool, it's sad really... Maybe if no satisfactory Linux solution comes up soon I'll build me a Hackintosh, just to spite the bastards. But I'd rather just run FOSS.

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    2. Re:Bye-bye Apple by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was exclusively a Mac user from 1990 through 1997. From 1997 through 2000 I was a three platform user. Windows for games, Mac for art and linux for servers. Steve Jobs' return to Apple crushed the core of the spirit that made me a loyal user. My computer is not a status symbol. It's not a lifestyle choice. It's not a part of my image. It's a tool. When Apple shifted back to the current "Image above all else" mode, I went to Win/Lin PCs. I don't have the time of the money to stroke Steve Jobs' ego.

      LK

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    3. Re:Bye-bye Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, the Windows UI is still barely usable and getting worse since Vista, and OSS produces nothing but complete and total 100% unusable crap. I couldn't care less about image, or lack thereof. As long as Apple is the only one producing a decently usable interface to the computer, I'll keep on using my Mac.

    4. Re:Bye-bye Apple by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Dude, OS X is so much better than OS 7/8. If you eschew the "image" stuff, then paint "DELL" on the outside of your MacBook and buy new headphones for your iPod. The simple fact of the matter is that you used Macs back when Macs weren't nearly so good as they are now. You should look past the hype and focus on the best products. Avoiding a product because of the hype is at least as dumb as using a product because of the hype, don't you think?

    5. Re:Bye-bye Apple by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Dude, OS X is so much better than OS 7/8.

      It doesn't matter. I was never unhappy with the OS. Besides, it's not the OS that gets anything done. It's the Apps. In recent years, Apps for creative endeavors have been produced for Windows as well as Mac.

      If you eschew the "image" stuff, then paint "DELL" on the outside of your MacBook and buy new headphones for your iPod.

      There's that, or I could buy an Acer laptop for 1/3 the price and a Creative MP3 player.

      Avoiding a product because of the hype is at least as dumb as using a product because of the hype, don't you think?

      Except that the only reason to use a Mac now is Hype.

      LK

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    6. Re:Bye-bye Apple by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Except that the only reason to use a Mac now is Hype.

      Aha. Gotcha. Okay then.

  24. Silli-toe? by UnixUnix · · Score: 1

    It's the loneliness of the long-distance hax0r.

    1. Re:Silli-toe? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      very nice - gonna grab that as my new sig if you don't mind.

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    2. Re:Silli-toe? by UnixUnix · · Score: 1

      Oh. I _was_ going to DRM it... But naah. Go right ahead :))

  25. Apple-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple: Still not as bad as Micro$oft. But we're trying. God damn, we are trying.

    1. Re:Apple-- by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Microsoft++

      Compiler error: invalid operand to 'operator++'

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    2. Re:Apple-- by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Apple, every bit as bad as microsoft,
      just nowhere near as powerful

      There, fixed that for you.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  26. Sneakernet Firewall by Brain_Recall · · Score: 1

    Damn! Even my sneakernet isn't safe anymore!

  27. Patents and Products by supersat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just because a company has applied for a patent doesn't mean that they intend to commercialize it. More than likely, some engineers just had an idea about how to ensure that only Nike+ shoes were used with the Nike+iPod sensor, and Apple's lawyers decided to preemptively patent it in case anyone else came up with it.

    1. Re:Patents and Products by pembo13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say that as if that was the original intention of the patent system.

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  28. What about my wide feet? by JakiChan · · Score: 2, Funny

    The sensor is great. The integration with the iPod is cool. The fact that Nike only makes one width of shoe (and that their "medium" is pretty much a narrow) means I can't have this technology? Hmmm...maybe we should get some sort of ADA-for-tech law passed so that you can hack something to make it work for you if it doesn't work as sold...

    --
    "Where quality is like a dead stinking rat - you just can't miss it."
    1. Re:What about my wide feet? by borizz · · Score: 1

      Nike actually makes several widths of shoe, but not in the same model range. Some shoes just happen to be a bit wider. But you're right, they're narrow. I own a pair of Nike+ shoes that fit me fine, and I have a narrow foot that also overpronates and becomes even narrower. Nikes fit me. To illustrate how narrow my foot is, my hiking boots are the female version of the model (the female version is narrower), and then I filled it up with an extra insole. They're that narrow.

  29. I wish... by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just wish people would take a lesson from the Defcon badges and make stuff that encourages hacking.

    (In before "Windows crap security encourages hacking" jokes.)

    1. Re:I wish... by Mutio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Its only sort of hacking, but i had to mention how open Nintendo has been with their DS system. By buying a mod chip you are basically allowed to build any type of program you want, with no opposition. If you need an example simply look at the ds homebrew community that has sprung up, you will find an almost completely open platform ready to be modded.

    2. Re:I wish... by andersbergh · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're thinking of flash carts, not mod chips. And Nintendo is not exactly happy about those, in case you missed the recent R4 v. Nintendo stuff.

  30. Did you read the EULA? by wisty · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, I'd be careful of the whole social networking thing. I'm pretty sure that if you meet a potential spouse through this, the rights on your first born child are forfeit to Apple, Nike, and AT&T.

  31. Even dumber... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new iPod nano arm band offered by Apple is advertised as having a pocked for the Sport Kit sensor.

    http://store.apple.com/us/product/MB769?mco=MjUwMDU

  32. Totalitarian regime by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, that's what happens when a totalitarian regime gets into control. They make sure you only use the brands THEY want you to use. Want this phone? Only with that service. Want a shoe with this feature? Only with the brand shoe we tell you. And if you do anything different... lawsuit! I find it amusing that many of /.'s readers recognize this sort of thing (and hate it) when it's done by this company or that, but simultaneously want to vote into government offices people who will implement this sort of thing on a national scale. And I find it even more amusing that they don't recognize that their political opinions are actually exactly the opposite of what they want.

    --
    McCain/Palin '08. Now THAT's hope and change!
    1. Re:Totalitarian regime by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. It's not to control the consumer. The patents are to prevent some third party company from buying the shoes (or sensors, if they found a way) in bulk, attaching them to New Balance shoes, and reselling them on store shelves. It protects Apple from fair competition in the market.

    2. Re:Totalitarian regime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totalitarianism? Last I checked, the CEO of Apple wasn't called Kim Jong-il.

  33. Why do they care? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    They already bought the damn sneakers! WTF? Am I missing something?

  34. What? by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is this some mental-deficient's idiotic idea of a fucking joke? DRM on a goddamn fucking shoe? Are you fucking KIDDING ME??!?

  35. Coupled sale... by WoollyMittens · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why god, why, does the sensor have to be buried in rubber and resin so your investment wears out with the soles of your $200 shoes (euros hurt). Oh wait... I just answered my question to god. :)

    1. Re:Coupled sale... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you answered the question why having DRM would be better than Nike suddenly burying the sensor in the sole - which they currently don't.

      --

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      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    2. Re:Coupled sale... by alisson · · Score: 1

      Remember, wearing your shoes on your feet is very stressful on them and will void your warranty. Also please note that wearing your shoes on other body parts violates your ToS, and will void your warranty.

  36. This is hardly a "war" on sneaker hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Battle, skirmish, engagement, or even foreshadowing of future conflict would be a more appropriate choice of words. The technology in question isn't even in production shoes yet, and if anything, this is a gift to sneaker-hackers - Apple's patent may discourage other companies from using similar measures.

  37. no reason this needs a Nike^TM brand shoe by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Stay away from jobs in marketing. Seriously.

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    No sig today...
    1. Re:no reason this needs a Nike^TM brand shoe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We're all engineers here buddy, if you want to meet marketing folks; I'm sure you can find some on fark or something...

  38. Not to mention the cost of it all.... by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Um. The cost is the whole point.

    By spending lots of money you're showing the world how committed you are to your workout regime.

    You people should definitely stay away from jobs in marketing. Your "functional" versions of this product would bomb in the market place.

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    No sig today...
    1. Re:Not to mention the cost of it all.... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      You people should definitely stay away from jobs in marketing.

      If for no other reason than your eternal soul.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
    2. Re:Not to mention the cost of it all.... by wellingj · · Score: 1

      I'm an engineer for a reason. Thanks though.

    3. Re:Not to mention the cost of it all.... by driftingwalrus · · Score: 1

      You people should definitely stay away from jobs in marketing.

      If for no other reason than your eternal soul.

      You know, I never could manage to lie enough to succeed in that business...

      --
      Paul Anderson
      "I drank WHAT?!" -- Socrates
    4. Re:Not to mention the cost of it all.... by mjwx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You people should definitely stay away from jobs in marketing.

      If for no other reason than your eternal soul.

      What does that tell you when journalists are fleeing towards marketing jobs because they are more honest then journalism.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  39. Re:MOD PARENT +5 INSIGHTFUL by shoemilk · · Score: 1

    Funny, yes. Informative?!?
    Why does my ass hurt?

    -posted on an iMac G5

  40. In corporatist America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In corporatist America, tennis shoes own YOU!!!

  41. RFID by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

    I believe the patent covers pairing the sensor unit with an RFID chip in the shoes ; ensuring that the device won't work out of proximity of the shoe.

    In one embodiment, the sensor can be authenticated for use with a particular garment using, for example, an identification device (such as an RFID type device)

    They are even talking about active RFID, using a battery or a running-powered charge generator.

    Since the RFID can be glued between the sole and the inner, or even cast into the foam, it would be an effective way of making sure the user bought a pair of Nikes, even if they just intended to destroy the shoes to get the RFID out.

    This is whole lot more robust and less expensive to implement than giving the sensor a tilt switch.

    Some people speculate that Nikes already have RFID tags in them ; I have no confirmation of that (but I may destroy my current pair when they wear out to find out). But this would be an excuse to put one in, and imagine the uses for an RFID tag in a shoe. The ideal location, because you can pretty much guarantee the sole of a shoe is going to be in contact with the ground, so you now know the ideal place to site your aerial.

    1. Re:RFID by Firehed · · Score: 1

      So pick up an RFID scanner, they're cheap enough these days if you want a short range one to play around with. If you need to rip your shoes apart to get at it, then the thing isn't good for a whole lot.

      My point with using the existing accelerometer is that there's no additional hardware or development costs associated, and certainly no secondary device to power. Just some software tweaks.

      --
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    2. Re:RFID by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      So pick up an RFID scanner

      Sometimes you can't see the obvious solution ; thanks.

      it wouldn't be that difficult to determine if the thing tends to be sitting at an angle rather than flat

      The sensor is a piezo sensor and can only detect acceleration in a single axis, and cannot detect motion with constant acceleration - so unlike the sensor in the Wiimote, it cannot orient itself with respect to the vector of gravity.

      Even if it could, the device might shut off if you start running down a hill, perhaps. It wouldn't preclude other manufacturers putting horizontal sensor pockets in their soles, or stop users hacking their own. Heck, Clarkes already make shoes with TOY pockets in the sole.

      If you need to rip your shoes apart to get at it

      That's the idea ; if it's easily removable and user servicable, then you'll have people just removing it. People who buy Nikes but don't want the iPod sensor kit could realize value by selling their RFID to people who had generic shoes and an iPod. Nike perceive this as a lost sale.

      Now obviously, if the sole (pun not intended) use of the RFID was inventory control, putting the tag in.. well, a tag, attached through a lace hole, would be simpler, just as cheap, and provide most of the benefits ; apart from the iPod DRM and ubiquitous shoe-tracking.

      How long does it take to go from 1 to 2 ? :

      1. "For about $5,000 a school could have a tag readers solution and start timing their kids."
      2. "For about $5,000 a school could have a tag readers solution and start tracking their kids, via the now standard and ubquitous RFID tags in their clothing, shoes, and bags"

      The first quote is from a product being used to time the movement of running shoes in races. The second line is what happens when this company realizes it can grow it's market by tapping the paranoia of middle America, like so many other companies.

  42. A reality check by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

    So Apple has applied for a patent that allows it to create connections that only work between one kind of player and one kind of shoe. When the patent is granted, Microsoft won't be able to build a connection that only works between a Zune and an Adidas shoe. They still can build connections between Zune and Adidas, or Zune and Nike, or iPod and Nike, they just can't make a connection that works only between one combination.

    So Apple has a patent how to make a product less valuable for customers. So they are voluntarily giving advantages to their competitors. Why should we care about that?

    1. Re:A reality check by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

      the problem is, if a majority of people accept drm stuff it becomes impossible for those who don't accept it to interact with them.

  43. You abandoned the land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You were allowed the land to work it, improve it.

    You abandoned it instead.

    So why should you keep it?

    And if someone else uses your land and improves it, why should YOU benefit from the work done by them because you were lazy???

    1. Re:You abandoned the land by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      So why should you keep it?

      Because it's MY land...

      And if someone else uses your land and improves it, why should YOU benefit from the work done by them because you were lazy???

      Because it's MY land...

      LK

      --
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  44. Guitar strings that run Linux by mangu · · Score: 1

    Since you mention it, let me point out that no true slashdotter that plays a guitar should ever consider using other than Ernie Ball strings

  45. giving up all tech then? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Good luck finding a tech company to buy from that hasn't filed for crazy patents.

  46. Tell me again why Apple is supposedly so cool? by Annoid · · Score: 1

    This is hilarious.

    I like the MAC OS; it is built on BSD Unix, and that is a good thing indeed.

    However, the folks who are running this company have their head stuck so far up their arse they might as well do an appendectomy while they're there.

    If Microsoft had pulled this stunt, they would have been ridiculed till the cows come home.

    1. Re:Tell me again why Apple is supposedly so cool? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft had pulled this stunt, they would have been ridiculed till the cows come home.

      Read the above comments. Apple is being ridiculed for this, and there is outrage.

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  47. Re:They have been replaced with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that was a pretty messed up episode.

  48. They're walking all over our consumer rights. by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

    But in a very measured way.

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  49. if they're worried about hackers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then i assume i'll be able to install a firewall and antivirus on my shoes too, right?

  50. DRM meets ubiquitous, embedded computing? by aisrael · · Score: 1

    What's even more disturbing is if this trend (for companies to impose EULAs/DRM over hardware that you've purchased or the software running on them) continues as we move more toward ubiquitous, embedded computing.

    What's next?! I buy an sweater but can only wear it with 'approved' shirts? I buy pants but can only wash them in 'approved' washing machines? I change the buttons on my coat and that opens me up to liability/prosecution for 'hacking'?

  51. While we're being tasteless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you think pedophilia is funny, you are going to laugh your ass off when I rape your sister.

    You're going to look pretty fucking stupid when you rape his sister to prove your point, then it turns out that she's 37 years old.

    1. Re:While we're being tasteless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If his sister is 37, I'm damn glad I didn't mention his mum earlier.

    2. Re:While we're being tasteless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's the same person, so it would have been fine.

  52. Don't be retarded, Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let people do what ever they want with shoes they bought! People can harvest parts from their old computers and do what they want with the parts. Patent law is becoming like a joke because of lawyers like Apple's and our patent law system that allows these patents to got through. Companies just want to maximize their profits in anyway possible. Shameful!

  53. APRIL F... Oh, um wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess it's still September and this is a real story.

    I guess now at least I'll have some real proof to show my wife that I DON'T lay around, be lazy and sleep for months at a time.

  54. Uh, fanboyism is never cool. by BattleApple · · Score: 1

    It used to be cool to be an Apple fanboy. Now it's starting to be embarrassing.

    I wish this had been the first sentence in the article. I wouldn't have wasted my time reading the rest of it.

  55. Netcraft confirms: by addninja · · Score: 1

    Apple is the new Microsoft.

  56. Well whattya know, it's true! by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Give Apple a foot and they WILL try to take the whole yard!

    --
    Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
  57. This is so stupid, shoe fit is important! by ladybugfi · · Score: 1
    For a runner or a dedicated walker, shoes are extremely important. Much more important than the brand of their mp3 player. Active people tend to pick their shoes first, accessories next.

    For example, I can't use Nike brand running shoes, their basic last has bumps where my feet don't have a suitable dent. This has nothing to do with the brand, it's just a physical fact. My feet just fit better into Adidas or Asics running shoes.

    So, Apple is basically telling a large group of people that Apple doesn't want their money. Which is fine by me, but in my opinion stupid from the Apple shareholders' point of view.

    1. Re:This is so stupid, shoe fit is important! by Tebri · · Score: 1

      This is right. Different people got different kinds of shapes of legs and feet, so our running styles vary quite drastically. As a mildly serious runner, you run 60 to 90 miles per week--that's quite a lot of hours. If you do that much exercise without perfectly fit shoes, soon you will end up having serious joint injuries--that could mean giving up your next race. So serious runners are quite picky, and they would never pick random Nike shoes. People who would benefit the most from Nike+ will avoid it? How ironic!

  58. Apple&ATT, Apple&Nike by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

    Not enough evil! Who will Apple partner with next? Union Carbide, British American Tobacco, the Revolutionary Guard?

    --
    "It doesn't cost enough, and it makes too much sense."
  59. NEW: Anti-DRM fanbois!! by mccabem · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm no DRM fan (not that this story really has anything to do with DRM) but I gotta break in on this little mutual admration society you've got going.

    First, my main bitch is with the blog being pimped. The dude hot-linked the authors image (New Scientist) in the posting. To me, that's bigger news than this Smart Clothing patent. Comedically it looks like the author from NS showed up in comments to give a smackdown.

    Second, if you read the actual article or maybe even the patent app. itself, instead of the POS submission, this is pretty much a lot of hand waving and acronym throwing over nothing.

    They want to make a sensor and clothing combo that can tell if the sensor is in the right place. To me that's pretty simple and even seems patentable compared to a lot of things I've read.

    Last, for this to be "bad", shouldn't this harm the "shoe sensor market" or "smart clothing market' if there even were such things? I don't see how this is going to stop anyone from making other systems or other sensors. Patent licensing is another opening for competition even if someone else produce from Apple's patent.

    Lame story. Now go harass that guy for hot-linking New Scientist's image. It's 2008 for crying out loud! :-)

    -Matt

  60. EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people obviously didn't read Nike's EULA. They aren't selling you shoes, they are selling you a license to use the shoes. As soon as you open the box, you agree that you will abide by Nike and Apple's arbitrary rules regarding how you can use their shoes.

    We should be happy that Nike and Apple have graciously allowed us the opportunity to pay for the ability to use their shoes so long as we follow their TOS.

  61. Patent nonsense by russotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow. This thing pretty much hits all the points of non-patentability.

    1) Most of it -- the non-DRM stuff -- isn't at all novel; it has been done before by Apple, even. They're just re-iterating the prior art to bulk out the application. The stuff about analyzing the running style, I've been hearing about being used for athletes for years; commercializing it doesn't make it patentable.

    2) Nor is it non-obvious. The patent (again, aside from the DRM stuff) appears to be trying to cover a specific sort of telemetry. Telemetry has been done for a while -- likely from garments, even, if you consider a spacesuit or a diving suit a garment. Given that you have telemety, it's pretty obvious (here in 2008, or even in 2007) you can process it on a networked computer or receive it on a portable computer. And making that computer a portable multimedia player doesn't make it any different either.

    3) The DRM stuff isn't novel either. Using a physical device to provide authorization and authentication information goes back to antiquity. Using it in computers goes back to the days of "dongles". Using an RFID device to provide authorization and authentication... well, isn't that one of the originally envisioned uses of RFID? Using a hammer to drive in a nail isn't novel, even if the nail itself is.

    4) Not really related to patentability, but it's unlikely to be implemented, at least in the RFID embodiment. Providing enough power to ping passive RFID will kill the sensor's battery. And active RFID is likely to be too expensive and present manufacturing problems, not insurmountable but certainly greater than the "problem" of having people do other things with the sensors.

  62. I'm confused... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Either your sig is sarcastic, or you're suggesting that the candidate who is actually for net neutrality, and a transparent government, is the opposite of what I want?

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    1. Re:I'm confused... by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

      What your candidate says sounds great. But if you had any idea about his history, you wouldn't be so enthusiastic about him. You want transparent government? Palin has a history of kicking the asses of unethical politicians, including politicians in her own party.

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      McCain/Palin '08. Now THAT's hope and change!
    2. Re:I'm confused... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      But if you had any idea about his history, you wouldn't be so enthusiastic about him.

      I'm not, particularly. I just can't see how he could possibly be as bad as the opposition, right now.

      So, what about his history? Citation needed.

      Palin has a history of kicking the asses of unethical politicians, including politicians in her own party.

      Yes, when it's politically convenient for her to do so. She was all for Ted Stevens until she got the governor job -- didn't he help her with that?

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  63. Uh... by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    They do realize that they would have only sold like 10 of these things if they required people to buy Nike shoes with them, right?

    Nike doesn't make running shoes in my size. And I'm a jogger and a Nike+ user. Well I was until my sweat short circuited the Nike+ sensor. Apple needs to think about things like water resistance in these things. Did the Nike 10k last week and there were probably only 10% Nike shoes. Nike isn't that popular with runners.

    It's not that great of a product. But the price ($30) is unbeatable. If you have to buy shoes with it the price is quite beatable by better tech on the market.

  64. Re:Please stop with these Apple articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are the mod points when you need them? :(

  65. ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boo! Creepy shoe hacker!
    Hooray beer!!!

  66. WATB by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    how about the accessory market for iPods, which requires special licensing and fees?

    Good job, you named another one. But the problem with is.....what, exactly? If Bose wants to sell a fancy iPod doc for over $200, why is it unreasonable for Apple to get a chunk from an accessory market that they created?

    Airtunes, Airtunes, Airtunes

    There's a difference between "proprietary" and "not holding your hand". This is a case of the latter:

    With Airfoil you can take audio from any application and send to your AirPort Express units, as well as Apple TVs, and even other Macs and PCs running Airfoil Speakers! Transmit audio from RealPlayer, Windows Media Player, QuickTime Player, and other media players. Send audio from web-based applications like Pandora, Last.fm, and more. You can even stream audio from audio devices like RadioSHARK, XM and Sirius radios, all around your house.

    Heck, how about this very patent? You "Yawn" about it because everybody abuses patents, which makes Apple a saint of course, because Microsoft does it too.

    Yes, yawn. Apple is not a patent troll. If you want examples of that, look at how Adobe and Macromedia would sue eachother every six months over lame patents.

    The problem of the anti-Mac fanboys is that they're making false comparisons between Microsoft (a convicted monopolist) and Apple, which doesn't have a monopoly on anything. If you don't like FairPlay or the licensing fee, nothing is preventing you from having a similar experience with similar devices from other manufacturers.

    That a company doesn't operate the way you want it too != design flaw or abusive practice. Porche wont sell me a 911 Turbo for $30,000, but you don't see me whine about it.

  67. It's not the patent; it's the DRM by mea37 · · Score: 1

    I go along with your summary of what patents are for, but let's take a closer look at how those principles are being applied here.

    This is not a story about Apple using a patent to prevent competition in the "make an iPod-sneaker interface" market. Someone making a device just like the iPod+Nike sensor thing might run into IP trouble somewhere along the way, but it won't be because of this patent.

    This is a story about Apple using DRM to protect the viability of their marketing agreement with Nike, and using a patent to prevent competition in this part of the "using DRM to protect the viability of marketing agreements" market.

    If we keep in mind that the patent dosen't "allow" Apple to use such a DRM system -- it merely prevents others from doing so -- then the patent itself doesn't seem so bad. The thing being patented, though, seems to belong in the "are you serious?" bucket. Apple is trying to protect a poorly-thought-out business model because that model only works in the real world if you can control your customers' behavior; if they're free to do what they want with what they bought, then the value to Nike of the marketing deal drops rapidly.

    And really, that's no all that different from 99% of what DRM gets used for...

  68. Umm - they got there first? by cheros · · Score: 1

    ÌMHO, MS has been riding on the back of IBM making the PC a relative open architecture. Where Apple was already having fights with people producing DIY motherboards and imitations like the Pear II (no kidding), MS nicely remained in the background and rode with IBM into many homes.

    When it finally had enough products begged, borrowed, copied, imitated and plain stolen to have a complete offering it started to close the door.

    From the closed shop angle, Apple has never been any other way.

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  69. 1st of April in America or somewhere? by refactored · · Score: 1

    Or is someone linking to The Onion again?

  70. Additionnal question ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or can you still get at the data by reading it as a normal USB device (i.e. from Linux) ?

    ...or as a NMEA-speaking standard USB-Serial port ???

  71. Fight Back by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1

    Heres a great dissection...Patent my ass, its basic stuff.

    Nikepod dissection.
    http://www.sparkfun.com/commerce/tutorial_info.php?tutorials_id=41

    There Apple. Now everyone knows how it works.
    Fark off.

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  72. In other news... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

    Honda has now added an RFID pairing system to prevent you from putting their engines in other manufacturer's cars!

  73. Why do they care? Rip the RFID tag out as well! by argent · · Score: 1

    Someone has to have bought a pair of Nikes to get the device, so why is it a problem? If I don't happen to like the Nike shoes, why shouldn't I be able to buy a pair and pull out the device? If they include an RFID tag or equivalent to tie the sensor to the shoes, then I guess I could just rip the tag out as well. Maybe it'll become "cool" to have the eviscerated skeleton of a "Nike+" shoe attached to your Reeboks.

    The criticism from self-identified Apple "fanboys" in the comments on TFA are interesting, perhaps this will put a crack in the reality distortion field.

  74. Public service announcement by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

    I figured out a long time ago that if I stop reading Internet forums for a while, I feel much happier with my computer(s), and computing in general. Basically, stop listening to other people's complaints, and find your own reasons to like/dislike something.

    I am so sick of their control freak bullshit

    It's Apple's ridiculous policies that have completely turned me off

    I remember when Apple was cool

    I'll build me a Hackintosh, just to spite the bastards

    So much emotion for a machine...
    Try closing your eyes, forget all about the Internet, it doesn't exist. Forget all about silly "evil company" memes, boycotts, idealistic bullcrap, what's "cool" , what's not, etc, and separate yourself from the emotional baggage of that... other place. Now, open them and just use your computer. Go try out one of the "evil" company's products. See how it doesn't burn your skin when you touch it? Imagine millions of people using it productively with no regrets, and no worries. That's the real world.

    I've also been a Linux sysadmin for several years, so I keep trying out various multimedia software and distros when they come out or get updated, (like dyne:bolic, ubustud, ardour, ecasound, etc). Much to my chagrin, I can never get the multitrack recording to work for me in Linux. It seems jackd is always the problem, no matter which soundcard I try (and I've got several I bought because they were listed as "compatible" but they really are not, like M-audio with the envy24 set). I don't know what the hell is up with the jackd devs, but I do know that sooner or later, there will be a satisfactory Linux solution to multitrack recording

    Read that back to yourself, is this really where you want to be?
    I'm a Linux sysadmin too, I know where you are coming from. It's easy to get all caught up in the free/open idealism, and lose focus on what computers are really here for. That's to make our lives easier & better, not the circular "for us to work on them" that the bulk of you reading this get stuck on.

    Make a list of pros/cons for free and open software, their development models, philosophies, and so on. Do you really find the pros contributing much towards your goal of professional audio recording? In a developer driven world, will audio recording ever take a front seat to service hosting and server administration?

    Just some food for thought.

  75. 8-bit-playing, Tomahawk-attached sneakers FTW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To get the chips, a pair of nikes must be bought, guaranteeing the revenue no matter what the electronics within are use for next.

    [...] I know I wouldn't give a damn if it were used on another pair of sneakers, modified to play old 8 bit game cartridges, or attached to tomahawk missiles.

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  76. But why do they care? by argent · · Score: 1

    But why does Nike care? They sold you the dongle, they got your money, why should they care what you do with it?