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Computer For a Child?

jameswing writes "I am thinking of buying a UMPC, such as an Eee PC or a Wind for my son, and wanted to get input from Slashdot. He is almost 2 and really curious about our computers, and anything electronic. I want to foster this in him, without having him on my desktop or laptop. I also don't really like the idea of getting one of those cheap 'Learning Laptops' that have a tiny screen and are really limited. Does anybody have one that they use with their children? How sturdy is it? Will it stand up to a 2-year-old? If not, what are good alternatives? What are your thoughts? Suggestions?"

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  1. Oh, get over yourself by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your son is not a prodigy. At "nearly 2" he's about ready for playing "What sound does this animal make?" games. With you though, not with some electronic babysitter.

    This question is nonsensical. Come back in 3 years, and we can talk.

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    1. Re:Oh, get over yourself by g253 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're absolutely right of course. This kid's not interested in "anything electronic", he's interested in anything that goes "ping" or flashes pretty lights.
      A toy laptop with only a spelling game on it is not limited if the kid is unable to spell, is it?

      Wait until he can hold a pencil and write his name with it. Then consider getting him a computer.

    2. Re:Oh, get over yourself by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't think it was necessary to be that rude to the guy. Maybe his child *IS* a prodigy. You don't know.

      That said, 2 is a bit young to be buying a proper laptop for. Although a netbook would be a fine choice if you really think he is ready. I know I started showing my kids how to use the computer at around two, and by 3 they could use the mouse. My kids are hardly prodigies (actually, they both have Autism Spectrum Disorder) but now they can both use the PC with no problem. I've found the Zac Browser to be a great help, as it limits the options kids have and basically turns the PC into a toy they can play with.

      I would suggest trying that first. Download it, and sit with your child using it. (Hand-over-hand on the mouse at first.) You will find it to be great bonding time for you and your child, and the bonus is that they learn to do some basic things on the PC, and eventually it will be a nice, kid-safe method of entertainment.

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    3. Re:Oh, get over yourself by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are a few games for OS X designed for

      Baby Safe II
      # Teaches the numbers and the alphabet with spoken words as the toddler presses keys.
      # Displays pictures of flowers and animals at random or when the space key is pressed.
      # Displays geometric shapes at random and when the mouse is clicked.

      Baby Banger
      Baby Banger fills the screen with a large white window where randoms sounds and shapes are displayed for young children to look at and identify. It can even speak the name of the shapes being displayed. The source code is included in the download.

      I'm sure there are Linux equivalents.

    4. Re:Oh, get over yourself by kbrasee · · Score: 5, Funny

      he's interested in anything that goes "ping"

      Well, teach him how to use ping then...

    5. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's not curious about your computers, he's just trying to do whatever it is you're doing. If you were reading a newspaper he'd be "interested in newspapers". If you were peeling potatoes he'd be "interested in starchy tubers".

      From the sound of it you need to spend less time surfing the web and devote more time to the young person that YOU brought into the world.

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    6. Re:Oh, get over yourself by aetherworld · · Score: 5, Funny

      Baby Banger

      They should really consider getting a new name for their app...

    7. Re:Oh, get over yourself by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suspect that is I were to use the OP's definition of being interested in "anything electronic," one of our dogs would fit it. Of course, she also eats her own poop.

    8. Re:Oh, get over yourself by GIL_Dude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. What we did with our kids at 2 and 3 was sit them on our laps at our computer and put on a counting game or spelling game. I think their first counting one was "Amy Fun 2 3" which was a DOS program (OK, so I am old). Eventually, as they got a bit older (5, 6) we let them have that computer and I got a new one for me.

      The parent and GP are totally correct. A 2 year old needs GUIDED learning, not "here's a small computer, go play".

    9. Re:Oh, get over yourself by phoomp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. A UMPC is way overkill for a 2yr old. When my daughter was 3, I was spending a lot of time working at home on my laptop. She was obsessed with it and insisted on pounding on the keyboard while I was working on it. To keep her from pounding on my shiny new laptop, I decided to get a toy laptop for her. Shopping around, I found many in the $60 range. Then I spotted an old used laptop for $30 and got that instead and put a bunch of kid-friendly software onto it. Kids don't need the latest and greatest, unless you're looking for an excuse to get the latest and greatest. Most software for kids still runs on 486 processors.

    10. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Nursie · · Score: 4, Funny

      So short sighted!

      Just think of the uber-mecha-geek that he could turn out by teaching the child so early on that:

      1. Computers are more interesting than people (including you)
      2. Being interested in the computer is the only way to make your father happy.

      Social dysfunction and extreme geekhood here we come!

    11. Re:Oh, get over yourself by FreeFull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oy, it doesn't take a prodigy to use a computer at age of 2. I got my first computer when I was 2 (it was a MS-DOS box) and I certainly aren't a prodigy. (right now I'm 14). I didn't have much trouble using it (except for the prompt command accident) and I certainly didn't break it, or even attempt to break it. It was my gateway to the world of computers.

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    12. Re:Oh, get over yourself by dumb_jedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a father of a three-year boy and a toddler girl, I can say that that are curious about EVERYTHING. From the ant to the airplane. What you should be considering is how to keep them that way, curious and unafraid to ask questions.

      Specifically about exposing children to technology, I'm against it. We don't really know how it affects their development, so I'll wait until they're 7, 8 or older to get them a computer. Right now I think it's more important for them to use their imagination than a computer, that's why I like so much to tell them oral stories.

    13. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your son is not a prodigy.

      I bet he's not an AOL either.

    14. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 5, Funny

      ACK!

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    15. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Keith_Beef · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or get a strong "kiddy keyboard".

      http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&search-alias=electronics&field-keywords=kids%20computer%20keyboard&page=1

      K.

    16. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Robocoastie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Rogerborg is absolutely correct. Any interest your child has in computers right now is simply because he sees you at the computer so he's doing what children do: monkey see monkey do. What I did for my child when she "showed an interest" is gaver her an old keyboard which at 5 she still plays with. At 5 the computer things she does is limited to noggin.com pbskids.com sproutonline.com and a couple Disney Pooh games that are simple point and click. Even those kid-friendly websites still have too many links to non-games and ads that frustrate her. It takes time to develop the understanding what's on a screen (especially when their reading is non-existant or limited) and the dexterity to work a mouse or trackball. At 2 you're better off with lightup music toys. My 2 copper is get him a toy piano keyboard with flashy lights :)

    17. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mhall119 · · Score: 3, Informative

      My kids are hardly prodigies (actually, they both have Autism Spectrum Disorder) but now they can both use the PC with no problem. I've found the Zac Browser [zacbrowser.com] to be a great help, as it limits the options kids have and basically turns the PC into a toy they can play with.

      My son is on the spectrum too, I made a Linux distro for him with some nice open source games. Check it out at: http://quinncoincorporated.org/

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    18. Re:Oh, get over yourself by kae_verens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      my son Jareth is also autistic. I gave him one of my own laptops when he was 4. no problems with a mouse, as it had a synaptic pad.

      I set him up with a simple system - Ubuntu with KDE3 in Kiosk mode. he was locked down to a few simple tasks.

      He spent most of the time browsing around the CBeeBies website or playing "BridgeBuilder-Game".

      Eventually, though, I had to take the laptop off him - he got so engrossed in it that he would forgo food and the toilet in favour of getting his "fix" of the laptop.

      I'll give him another laptop when he reaches six or so and is understanding that he is only allowed the machine for an hour or two at a time.

      To the OP: just get a vtech or other similar machine. A real computer is just too much coolness for a 2-year-old to handle. You need to give them something that they can let go of after a few hours.

      And to the "oh get over yourself" poster - grow up. This is the 21st century. In the 20th, kids grew up with lego. Now, it's computers. You don't need to be a "genius" to use a computer. Any kid can handle it if it's set up properly, so asking for hints about a laptop to give the kid does not imply that the kid is somehow gifted.

    19. Re:Oh, get over yourself by value_added · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, teach him how to use ping then...

      To be fair, event adults can be impressed with a a machine that go ping

    20. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My ex-girlfriend has a daughter (several, actually). Back when we were together and the daughter was 4 or 5, she would sit there, hit keys at random and then I had to pronounce what she had just typed. She (and I, I suppose) had a lot of fun that way. That was *her* idea of a computer game. Then she started reconfiguring Windows 98 by hitting random key combinations. That got old fast.

      I can't believe the o.p. is serious. No-one wants to tie an almost-2-year-old to a computer. Someone is having fun seeing how the Slashdot crowd react to something that crazy, seeing if anyone takes it seriously. Bingo.

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    21. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Nursie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IBM Model M keyboard

      Let him try and break it. I bet you could even vomit into those repeatedly without them needing much more than a wash to fix.

    22. Re:Oh, get over yourself by De+Lemming · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Boohbah website also has this kind of stuff. It's a flash app you should put in full screen mode. There are more sites like this if you look around, as every tv show has a web page nowadays.

    23. Re:Oh, get over yourself by illumastorm · · Score: 3, Funny

      You packet was rejected. It is not in the correct format. RST.

    24. Re:Oh, get over yourself by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed. I would suggest "Baby Beater" as a suitable alternative.

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    25. Re:Oh, get over yourself by jambox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Careful, you're playing with fire: http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=715

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    26. Re:Oh, get over yourself by kachakaach · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My son took over my old eMac before turning age two. He is now 2.5 yrs old, he has basic command of the full UI. (Tiger 10.4.11)

      he "cut his teeth" on several baby banger programs. He now uses over a dozen children's software apps, including the MacKiev suite (green eggs and ham, cat in the hat, etc), and LOVES tux paint, and his most recent acquisition is "Ollo at the Sunny Valley Fair.

      He has a good understanding of the DVD interface, and explores all the games, extras, and other features of the DVD's. (He loves to turn on the closed captions while watching movies on the computer).

      He knows how to shut it down, put it to sleep, turn the volume up and down, and subtract icons from the dock (he loves the little POOF they make as they disappear.)

      We got him an old blue MacAlly keyboard (out of storage from work), it is virtually indestructible! He pounds on it, drops it, it has NEVER quit working, no keys have come off, works GREAT. Also gave him an old one button Apple mouse. He is too young for "right-click" and the one button mouse solves a lot of frustration.

      He prefers the computer to the TV, hands down, every time. The computer is interactive, the TV is passive. He wants his "p'cuter"

      Don't sell your children short, they tend to rise to whatever level we set for them.

      (AND, his taking over my eMac gave us the excuse to get a new MacBook Pro, thanks son!)

    27. Re:Oh, get over yourself by dcarmi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No two year old should have a computer thrust on them. Any sub-five year old needs to develop cognitive and communicative skills. What they really need is the attention and interaction with another human being

      When my kids were small, I did indeed sit them on my knee and let them "play" with the computer. The point being I was there; discussing, helping and guiding them.

      Personally, I can't think of anything worse than leaving a small child to their own devices interacting with a screen, be it computer or TV.

      By all means introduce a child to a computer at an early age, but do it in small doses and together.

      In my experience children love computers, but when you do manage to drag them off and do something together that actually prefer it. The difficulty is detaching them from the system in the first place.

      Don't be in a rush to plug 'em in too much, too quickly!

    28. Re:Oh, get over yourself by kikta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're a jackass who either doesn't have kids or was such an obnoxious dipshit about having them that the other parents hated you.

      Toddlers want to use the same things mommy and daddy have. They know the difference between a toy and the real thing. My son had several toy remotes before I finally bought a spare TiVo remote and gave it to him without batteries. He now leaves the remote alone, because he has one also.

      This won't be an electronic babysitter - the guy wants something to distract the little brat. If you knew what you were talking about, you'd understand that it need to be durable because kids are FAST, not because he'll be left alone with it for extended periods of time. Hell, I wouldn't trust mine with a Toughbook.

      I know the rest of the world seems simple from your mom's basement, but you really should shut the fuck up.

    29. Re:Oh, get over yourself by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I was a child we had an old machine my dad had salvaged from the skip at work, when I was about 3 I started playing a simple maths game, I don't know whether it was my sister or parents who first put me playing it but I remember the game well.

      It had a list of different games with counting and memory stuff, the one I remember best was the addition game.
      It printed up something like "5+3=" in big primary coulors on a blue background with 5 baloons below the 5 and 3 baloons bellow the 3 etc. Hell the answer would never be more than 9 so there was only a handful of different sums.

      It had a fairly awful voice synth which would speak the question and and then if you got it correct you'd get one of 4 or 5 silly complements "That's fantastic!" "great!" etc etc
      Perfect for kids in other words.

      It kept score in the bottom right corner with how many answers you'd got correct.
      I'd sit in front of it for hours enthralled. My mother relates how I used to proudly march into the kitchen at age 3 and 4 and announce "I've got half a hundred!" "I've got a hundred!" etc

      I'd love to find a copy of this or some updated version with better sound as it really was fantastic. Hell I'd be half tempted to write my own version of it if I ever had kids of my own.

      I learned math before I ever learned how to read or write with a pencil. It was dull in school when we were being taught basic math and I was bored because the class was trying to understand the concept of plus and minus. But it put me ahead in math and once you're ahead it's easy to stay ahead.

      I owe a great deal to that game and my family for sitting me in front of it. If anyone knows what this is called or where to find it I'd love to know who the dev was so I can thank them.

      At the same time I wish my dad had sat down with me at a young age and taught me how to code a little.
      He tended to hand me manuals which while fine for students tends to be a bit of a hurdle when you don't understand most of the words on the first page and get discouraged.

    30. Re:Oh, get over yourself by anomnomnomymous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...he's interested in anything that goes "ping" or flashes pretty lights.

      Also don't forget that kids love to imitate what they see the people around them doing, in this case the parents.

      I agree with the grandparent though that a computer isn't something you should buy for a 2 year old: Just get off your own computer and play games: Much better for the development of their brains/body imho.
      He/she still has plenty of years left to fudge about with computers; But you'll never ever have the chance again to play with toys all day.

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    31. Re:Oh, get over yourself by johny42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, zombo.com.

    32. Re:Oh, get over yourself by blametheduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a father of two (3 and 0.5):
      Take him outdoors, dig holes, build a hut, explain how the trees grow and the cycle of the seasons.

      As other posters have pointed out, come back in three years. He will be interested in what you are doing anyway and learn quickly when he's ready - but for now he needs to learn tons of other stuff.

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    33. Re:Oh, get over yourself by flappinbooger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's possible that this "ask slashdot" is clever marketing research for someone who wants to know which UMPC is the geek crowd's choice for a kiddy computer.

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    34. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Megane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, teach him how to use ping then...

      Here is a user manual more appropriate to his age range.

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    35. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, why don't you read the f-ing question. The guy never said his kid was a prodigy, he said he wants to foster an apparent interest in computers and electronics. When I was a kid, I had similar interests, and my parents were shop workers.

      To the parent asking the question: don't listen to these morons. Your kid is at a critical point in his life, fill his head with scientific and technical stimulus and he will be brilliant. Ignore his gifts and meet him at his level and he will be behind. Help your kid grow, get him an Eee, I think its sturdy enough.

    36. Re:Oh, get over yourself by pato101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This kid is interested in being with her dad. It is hard to keep up being with your childhood because we adults are very busy, and children always will be willing to playing with you.
      So... my point is, go buy an eee for yourself if your really wish it, and share your time with your son/daughter. Since one of the things you can do is playing a bit with the machine, go on.
      Perhaps the real question is "How can I convince my wife to let me buy yet another gadget?"

    37. Re:Oh, get over yourself by d'fim · · Score: 3, Informative

      You mean that the original poster might actually want what he explicitly said he wanted?

      Inconceivable!

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    38. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Informative

      You've heard of Edubuntu, right?

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    39. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mewshi_nya · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I *hated* little kids toys when I was little, and they haven't changed that much in the 16 years span. I wanted things that were interesting and meaningful to me...

      But, hey, that's me...

      The kid who was reading at 2, skipped 2 grades in math classes, and reads technical manuals for fun.

      Yeah... on second thought, don't listen to me. Your kid could end up TOTALLY fucked up.

    40. Re:Oh, get over yourself by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 3, Funny

      My cat would like to thank you for that moment of entertainment we participated in at the Boohbah website.

    41. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Doug+Neal · · Score: 2, Funny

      not to get too pedantic, but that should be an echo-reply.

      bad puns should really be a SYN.

      I quite agree. Everyone was out of order when they arrived at this thread, but things could be amicably resolved with a three-way handshake.

    42. Re:Oh, get over yourself by spazdor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please forgive me my heinous crime of threadjacking, but I can't possibly reply to everyone so I'm just gonna aim for the top of the comments page.

      This question has provoked a flood of condescending "OMG, YOU WANT TO LOCK YOUR TODDLER IN A ROOM WITH A COMPUTER AND NEVER INTERACT WITH HIM EVER? LEARN TO PARENT, SHITFACE" type of comments, and they're dumb.

      Relax, guys. The OP didn't say anything about the level of involvement he wants to maintain with his kid's computer activities, he didn't ask you which laptop would make the best babysitter, he just asked about sturdiness and kid-friendliness.

      For all you know, his plan is to do all of the hands-on stuff that you're lecturing him on, play some blinky, noisy sheep-goes-baa games together, and he just doesn't want to clean burp goo out of his work laptop. Maybe his plan is to gradually expand the computer activities as the kid's skills and autonomy grow.

      I have noticed that Slashdotters, while not being an especially baby-having demographic themselves, are just full of haughty, authoritative-sounding advice about what kids need. Am I detecting some psychological projection here, or what?

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  2. C'mon...this is crazy! by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're joking, right? It sounds like this is more for you than for your son. Look, we all want our children to be interested in what we're interested in, but don't you think that this is a little overkill and a little pushy? All children are interested by lights and sounds, etc. but that doesn't mean that he is ready for his own real computer. Buy him one of those toy ones that make sounds and have big flashing lights, he'll like it better and when he breaks it, you'll only be out twenty bucks.

    1. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by subnomine · · Score: 5, Funny

      The BMW M5 has a very simple computer system, just a single turn and push knob. Easy to learn.

    2. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by joebagodonuts · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoosh!

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  3. Suggestion... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My suggestion is to just let him be a kid for a little while. You really don't want him getting that pasty complexion this early in life...

  4. Too early for a "real" PC by Big+Nothing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I gave my 1½ YO daughter an old IBM Thinkpad from the late 90's. It's not useful for any real application, but it does run - and she can do whatever she wants with it, it's hers.

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    1. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by RMH101 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stick it in the bath? Eat the battery? Lick the power supply?

    2. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by east+coast · · Score: 5, Informative

      Are you crazy? Do you realize how much a choking hazard keys are? I know ThinkPads are durable but they're not indestructible. Spend the 20 bucks on a toy that has the same intellectual return value. These toys are designed with the safety of a child in mind, a ThinkPad isn't.

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    3. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by freedom_india · · Score: 3, Insightful

      HEY! She could swallow those small keys and choke to death.
      Do you want to be charged with inadvertent manslaughter charges?
      My 3 1/2 yr old son pried off EACH key of my iBook a year ago when left alone with it. I mean every single damn key on the keyboard was on the floor when i entered.
      Thankfully he has NEVER eaten anything not fed by me or his mom (no off-floor eating, etc). So he was safe.
      Imagine if he put those things in his mouth?
      NEVER EVER do that again, Understand? Unless you are planning to get rid of your daughter (you can drop her off at a Nevada hospital, you dumbass) Sorry am angry, but i still remember my scene vividly.

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    4. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by RMH101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Note to self: another justification for that new Macbook: the keys don't come off

  5. DEFINATELY the OLPC by SpaceGhost · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a first day Give One Get One (G1G1) buyer of the OLPC, and although it certainly doesn't match the specs or convenience of the newer UMPCs, it is amazingly good at what it is designed for - an easy to use and super durable computer for children. Two is pretty young, they need to know not to smash the screen, but aside from that the OLPC has an excellent interface. There really isnt any competition. They just restarted the OLPC G1G1 on Amazon, but you can probably find one at a decent price on eBay - dont be in a rush and you'll get a good deal. You'll find it fun to play with too!

  6. Thinkpads? by ZDRuX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not just spend $300 on an old Thinkpad? They were built pretty tough, and are probably too heavy for a small kid to carry around so he won't be able to drop it.

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  7. Elonex ONEt+ by fork_daemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I ordered Elonex ONEt+ http://www.elonexone.co.uk/ for my neice.. She will be 3years old in March.

    It is currently available only for pre-booking and will be delivered by Christmas.

  8. Gen Two by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give him one of your old computers, an internet connection, and a Gentoo boot disk. Let him figure it out from there.

    Let's get realistic here. The kid doesn't read or even understand what the different keys on the keyboard are at this age. A conventional computer won't teach him that. Maybe you should set the bar within his reach for the next couple years. A toy computer that presents him with challenges that are appropriate for his cognitive level will be far more educational.

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  9. Refocus by mattr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would not want him staring at a computer screen. Show him printed text and he may read. I was before that age.

    Interacting with a laptop is not the basis you want his brain to grow around.

    However, there are infant games for computers. I had one for a mac years ago that drew things in red, black and white as small children are most attracted to red.

  10. Getting ahead of yourself by KeithIrwin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think you're getting ahead of yourself. Two-year-olds are not old enough to understand how to treat things gently. I don't think it's possible to make a laptop that can stand up to a two-year-old unless you encased the whole thing (including the keyboard) in about a two-inch thick layer of plastic. Two-year-olds throw terrible tantrums. They're known for it. They'll often smash things up when they're angry. When my step daughter was two and upset, she ripped every page out of Blueberries For Sal. They don't understand the consequences of their actions. Whether or not he's curious about computers, age two is too soon. Wait, at least, until he gets to an age where he doesn't throw tantrums (which will probably be a little before age three if you don't make a practice of giving in when he throws tantrums and will probably be about age fifteen otherwise).

    At three, he'd at least be less likely to break it quickly. Personally, I'd probably wait until age four or so since he's more likely to have the needed cognitive skills to do things like recognize symbols at that age. But regardless of whether you wait until age three or age four, "almost two" is significantly too early for a computer.

  11. Two is tough by xzvf · · Score: 3, Informative

    A two year old is going to have a hard time manipulating the keyboard and touch pad of any netbook. Consider one of the Fisher Price things you hook to a regular TV. If you are insisting on a real computer, the XO-1 from OLPC is available on Amazon for $400 ($200 tax break for the G1G1 program). Sugar bothers most adults but my five year old (now six) took to it well, and it has lots of interesting software. For the less adventuresome, the Classmate from Intel (distributed by CTL) is also available on Amazon. It uses a modified Edubuntu build so has a lot of educational applications. Unless your kid is some kind of bio mechanical freak, that can handle mice, keyboards and touch pads at two, I'd suggest buying something designed for that age and holding off on the netbook for a couple of years.

    1. Re:Two is tough by jg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Before kids can read, any "conventional" gui (I don't care if it is KDE/Gnome/Windows/Mac) is both going to train the kids to ignore dialog boxes and/or drive parents to distraction with questions. That's why (in part) OLPC do the Sugar user interface: our target is kids who are in the process of learning to read.

      It's also why the OLPC XO-1 is much, much more rugged than conventional laptops.

  12. Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by Eganicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You need to "foster" Computer & Gaming interests in kids? Ever read the news? You need to force them to stop playing video games and DO HOMEWORK or go outside! You don't need to "teach" them to look at shiny blinking lights..... Why does this person as a parent frighten me?

    1. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why does this person as a parent frighten me?

      Because it sounds like he is parenting for his own gratification by trying to force a "Mini-Me" identity upon his son instead of letting the child develop in a normal progression. It's disturbing.

  13. Along the same lines... by TheSpoom · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have a nephew around the same age (slightly over two). He loves playing with my Nintendo DS and Mario 64 on the Wii (which, of course, he doesn't quite know how to control yet, but the freedom to just run around is fun even to him).

    What would be a good portable I could get him that would be more his age? I don't think he's a prodigy or anything, I just want to get him something fun.

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  14. The universal gift. by bigattichouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A box of crayons and a cardboard box big enough to sit in. Turn it on its side for cave-y goodness (2 is a bit too young for spaceship goodness).
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    1. Re:The universal gift. by socsoc · · Score: 3, Informative

      I really wish you would quit it with your spams. At least put it in your sig so it can be properly ignored.

  15. Don't buy a new machine for the kid. by kwabbles · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My daughter who is almost 3 has been really interested in electronics as well. I picked up an old used laptop (I think it's a Pentium III 800 or something) that someone was giving away. I loaded it up with Debian and installed GCompris. She absolutely loves it - and GCompris is great. Problem is (like most kids her age) she picks it up to move it and drops it, tries to forcefully "integrate" her other toys with it, occasionally spills something on the keyboard... you know - normal 2 year old stuff.

    Unless you've got the cash to not care about your kid wrecking and mucking the thing up in 6 months of use - I say load linux on an old used beater. The kid doesn't know the difference.

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  16. Don't do it. Not yet. by alexandre_ganso · · Score: 5, Funny

    I learned to read with that age, which was considered a prodigy in my city (and a freak, BTW, in equal proportions).

    I really dug into encyclopedias, and was very interested in science. Until I stole a book from a dad's friend.

    It was COBOL. I was 4. Now I'm a sad CS teacher finishing my ph.D. in high-performance computing. And I have 12 euros in my bank account right now.

    Let him live. And when time comes, guide him to a law school.

    1. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by MiniMike · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now I'm a sad CS teacher finishing my ph.D. in high-performance computing. And I have 12 euros in my bank account right now.

      Don't worry- once you finish your Ph.D., you'll have at least 20-30 euros in your bank account.

    2. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by j-beda · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "...guide him to a law school."

      Naw - get him interested in one of the trades - that's where the real money is. Start an apprenticeship right out of high school and by the time his buddies have graduated with their law degrees and a pile of debt he could own his own plumbing business and be bringing it serious coin.

  17. Child-proof Magellan laptop by Bluefirebird · · Score: 2, Informative

    Buy the Magellan laptop (Magalhaes) that is based on the Intel Classmate framework. This computer is being supplied to every child in Portugal from the ages of 6-10. It's a very robust laptop that keeps working after more than 1 meter (3 feet) falls.
    However, you should analyze if 2 years-old isn't a bit too soon to have a laptop.

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  18. Don't by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you must, why not let them play with a simple drawing app or flash game (I'd suggest Cbeebies in the UK) on your machine? Preferably a machine that isn't an expensive laptop and has an external, disposable mouse and keyboard? Or one of those jumbo child's trackballs?

    Two is too young for real mouse and keyboard control, although they might be enthralled by pictures on the screen. I'd argue that spending the money on some books and other play equipment (cheap and good: some big plastic "tweezers" and some little plastic objects to pick up - develops the quite specialised muscles and coordination they'll need to hold a pen for writing later on really well) would be a better course of action though.

    Buying them their own laptop's a dumb idea if you expect them to take care of it. It'll get pulled off the table or have the lid shut with an object on the keyboard, and it'll die. Also, if you're giving them access to the charger, they might pull the AC cable out and stick it in their mouth, which wouldn't do them any good. Or they might accidentally short the battery and cause a fire. Or tip their juice over it. Or (as just happened to my other half's brand new Palm Centro) decide they like it so much they're going to dip it in the bath to clean it. I could go on. They're just not toddler-proof/friendly/suitable.
    I've a two year old and a five year old. I wouldn't buy either a "real" laptop although my five year old likes sitting on my lap and playing simple kids web games sometimes, and can use a mouse and a keyboard. She'd rather draw with a pen, though, and learning to read and write is something best done on paper. My two year old is currently literally jumping up and down with sheer joy at the marble run we've just bought her.

    My advice? If you want a netbook for yourself, buy one. If you want a toy for your kids, buy something else.

    Having said all this, an iPhone is great for distracting small children by showing them pics of the family!

  19. Start him on pico by kbrasee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then when he gets the hang of that, take off the training wheels and let him use vi.

  20. I have a 3 year old by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Interesting

    he says he's going to 'check his email' and sits down at the computer. i dont know where he got that from. not me, cause i never say something like 'ima check my email'

    then he proceeds to remove keys from the keyboard. he's gotten quite good at this, even employing other objects as a lever to pop the keys off. i then find them scattered about the house, in his mouth, outside, in the toilet, in the refrigerator...

    if you have a child of this age, the only computers that are going to stand up to them are made by fisher price etc.

    i don't think it would be worth it until about 5 at the earliest

    1. Re:I have a 3 year old by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and you should. anything within their reach will be broken or sticky.

  21. Read to the boy by J.+Random+Human · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The best thing to do is read to him every night. By doing so, he will learn that reading is a rewarding activity. When he gets older, reading will not be a struggle, and from there he can do whatever he likes.

    And he will want to use Daddy's laptop, even if he has his own.

  22. Fish by Frankie70 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give the 2 year old a fish & you have fed him for today.
    Teach him how to fish & you have fed him for life.

    Why buy him a computer. Take him to Frys or something.
    Let him pick out the parts & make his own computer.
    Once he is done, point him to one of the Linux sources - he
    can build his binaries & install it.

  23. Not an UMPC! by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Be warned: I will be a dick.

    An Asus EeePC or an MSI Wind are not to be considered UMPC. The concepts are different. UMPC are overgrown palm devices (or shrunken tablets, depending how you see it), with a touchscreen, and an emphasis on watching/listening media. Hence the name. They are usually quite expensive, do not have a normal keyboard or lack one completely - you are supposed to use the touchscreen for that, and since you are not expected to type a lot, that should be ok.

    The category you are talking about should be called netbooks. They are notebooks which are smaller, cheaper, and slower than a typical notebook. Most of all, they are very portable without the price premium associated with an ultraportable notebook. The points here are price, form-factor, and intended purpose. Your typical netbook has a (smallish) notebook keyboard, perhaps not so much storage, but it will let you do - and expects you to - all the things you do with a normal notebook, providing you can put up with the small screen and keyboard.

    , Ok, I will stop being a dick now and answer your question. Since so many people told you not to get any kind of computer, I won't do the same, but... anyways, consider an OLPC machine. It is supposed to be more sturdy, and the Sugar interface is (IMHO) a great way to teach children what computers are all about without being tied to the dominant GUI/OS.

    That said, no matter how gifted your child is, he is still a 2 year old and so he is bound to shred the computer to little pieces. And eat them. So either get the cheapest one, or get a very sturdy one.

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  24. Hold on by meist3r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    2 year old child? Computer? What?

    Furthering your kids natural curiousity should start with the regular things like nature and people. Why don't you find some friends for him to play with or have him memorize each species of every zoo in your range of travel? Seriously, there are TONS of other things you should get your kid involved in before plugging him into the naval cord of all evil in the world, what we like to call the internet. You know what it's for ...

    If you really have to go through all that just to say "look he's 2 1/2 and compiles his own kernel" buy an old ruggedized laptop. They'll be affordable, powerful enough for the needs of every gaming enthusiast 2 year old. And they're less likely to end in a tragedy when you son decides he wants to show his good friend "sippy cup" what awesome gibberish he just posted on his myspace page. Jeez.

  25. Spend time with your child... by mario_grgic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Talk a lot, play and bond, and let it learn directly from you. Computer is not a substitute for parenting.

    That said, once your child is ready and interested get HP 50G programmable graphing calculator and let it master it! (RPN and simple but powerful programming constructs are available).

    The device is still small and capable, but there is nothing like the satisfaction of knowing how it truly works.

    Computers of today are too abstract and too separated from the metal, and you can't really feel you intimately know it any more (you know that feeling we had back in our childhood when we knew our Commodore 64's ROM addresses and functions they do. You don't get that any more).

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  26. The more important questions is... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have you got him his slashdot account yet? Since the UIDs are already in the millions, by the time he's in his teens and ready to really start using slashdot, OK- ten, that number might be as high as 2 to 2.5 to maybe even 3 million. So save that "low" single million UID now so he'll have built in cred in a few years.

    Just imagine that proud moment in only a few years when he's asking you about Natalie Portman and hot grits! Or when he wake's you in the middle of the night because he clicked on something expecting to see a goat. Good times! And why wait when you can get him started now?

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  27. he's too young by hvulin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    give him a break... for a couple more years...

    and btw. he will always end up on your laptop (even if you give him 10 alternative computers to play with) since forbidden fruit is always the sweetest...

  28. It's you, not him. by catmistake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your child is interested in you, what your interests are. If you give him something that you don't use, he will lose interest fast. You are a father and, presumably, a husband... NOTHING IS YOURS ANYMORE. Get over your materialism, and let him play on your computer.

  29. I did this with both of my kids at age 2 by bhunter736 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I purchased an older laptop on Craigslist, installed a self customized live CD with childrens games, drawing, noise makers etc... Buy a $5 mouse and $10 or less keyboard. Next, open the machine flat and place it at a small kids table with only the monitor sticking up into view. This works great to keep the machine safe and monitor at the back of the table almost out of reach. Next, zip tie the cords for the mouse and keyboard to the leg of the table so when they send it flying it does not damage the connector on the laptop. One more thing, break off a toothpick under the right mouse button. If you skip the toothpick it will take a long time before they figure out that only one of the mouse buttons actually works. Laptop travel mice come in smaller formats and fit great in a childs small hand. For a while, my daughter who is now 3, went through a phase where she liked to pull the keys out of the keyboard. This was great, she is learning how things go together and come apart. She had long quit putting things in her mouth before she was strong enough to do this. Now she likes to sit and paint on a Reader Rabbit game for about 10min a day. Really, to her it is just another toy. The nice thing is, it is a toy she understands. She also has a basic understanding of the relationship of mouse and screen as well as icons and activities. My son went through this same phase but never pulled the keys out. Both of my kids are very active. They prefer to ride bikes in the yard, build forts from the couch, color with crayons, throw paper airplanes from upstairs to downstairs and watch their favorite programs on TV when allowed. My nephew, who is about 8 months younger than my son is never allowed to touch a computer. At family gatherings, he will stand and stare at a computer for hours while the other kids run around, play with tracks, hot wheels, dolls and toy kitchens. I don't think it is solely the lack of computer exposure, but I do think if he had exposure it would help get him away from it when there are other fun activities. I think computers for this generation are as basic a household item as a TV was for us. Helping them understand it early will give an advantage of understanding in the future. It will also make it less magical to them. If there are other kids around, my kids still prefer to run and play. So my point is that you need to limit and be in control of your childs computer time, right from the beginning. I do not believe this is going to ruin a child any more or less than a TV set. Just do not forget that you are the parent and you know what is best. Here is a live CD I made that opens Firefox to the Disney games page on the web with no address bar and no exit other than powering down. Basically it becomes an unofficial Disney Kiosk. It is the last item on the list of files. http://www.homesopen.com/slax581/other/ Keep in mind that everyone will be quick to give you advise about how to raise your kids. You know best what your kids are capable of and what you want to do for them. Just don't forget that you are the parent. Always be in control of your child, not the other way around and you will be OK. - Parent of two happy healthy kids.

  30. Get him a damn book by kuzb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because a computer is pretty limited for them until s/he is able to read. Reading to your child from a book is a great way to not only socialize and bond with them, as well as getting their imagination active.

    He might still want on your computer, which is fine, but find something simple for him to do (you might consider having a look at http://virtualapple.org/ for some old, but good games.) and put him in your lap while he does it so you can help guide him, and keep your equipment from getting destroyed. No 2 year old should be on a computer alone.

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  31. The job of a young child. by wfstanle · · Score: 2, Informative

    Come on folks! Less than two is a preschooler and a very young one at that. The preschool years are VERY important. They should be learning about social interaction not computer interaction. They should be learning their FIRST language not a computer language. They should be learning how to get along with others not get along with a computer. A young child has a lot of important learning to do and a computer is not one of them. There is a whole lot of time later on to learn about computers. This is not one of them.

  32. Not so sure about that by mckwant · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've got one of these:

    http://www.amazon.com/Vtech-Tote-Go-Laptop-Plus/dp/B000E1PY6U

    And it serves it's purpose just fine. Our 2 1/2 year old can recognize most of the letters already. She's obviously not using all the games (some are a little beyond her, frankly), but it's nigh-indestructable, and $20 if they happen to destroy it.

    We don't really encourage its use, but she picks it up from time to time anyway. I still have more fun with the blocks, personally.

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  33. Re:8 bit by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A C64 takes WAY more knowledge to get started with than Linux or Windows. I gave my son his first computer soon after he turned 1, and he ran Ubuntu just fine. It took less than 10 minutes of instruction and a day of him fiddling for him to get comfortable with it. Install gCompris, which starts out with 'move the mouse over squares to display the picture' activities, and you are ready to go. My kid didn't get into C64s until he was late 3. Even now at 4 he is not ready to start programming, which is where the Apples and C64s will shine. If you go with Windows, I would also recommend GameTap. They have more than 75 educational titles in their catalog, and many of the purely entertainment titles are simple enough for a two year old. Things like Pac-man and Burger Time. After all, sometimes kids just need to play.

  34. Re:Similar situation here by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Set up an old desktop (not too old) in the corner. Install Ubuntu and gCompris, and let her go at it. Desktops are metal boxes, so she isn't likely to break that. Use a CRT monitor so that touching the screen isn't a problem. Set it up on an end table so that it is all at her height. The only items that you need to worry about breaking are the mouse and keyboard since other than the power button, those are the only items she will use heavily. Keyboards and mice are cheap, so if they break, it isn't the end of the world. They are also really durable. Finally, when you get a mouse, 1) make sure it really works. I have seen parents give kids their old mice that stick. If a broken mouse is a source of frustration for you, it will likely be one for your child, and 2) Go get one of those small 'laptop' mice. They will fit your daughters hand WAY better than an adult sized mouse. I got my son one of those at 1, and it is still running fine at 4. I recently asked him if he wanted a full size mouse, and he was adamant that the smaller one was more comfortable than my large mouse.

  35. R U f*cking serious? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 2, Interesting

    HE IS 2 YEARS OLD FOR F*CK SAKES, THIS I WHAT'S WRONG WITH PARENTING TODAY...TV AND MACHINES DO NOT SUBSTITUTE PROPER CARE, NOR XBOX, NOR PS3.

    He is 2 , he needs to learn to walk, even read if you can get him to understand letters.
    I had taught my niece to count and do the alphabet phonetically by the age of 2. She may not
    have known what it is, but by 3...letter association went very quickly, and by 3...could actually know what letters were which if you held out the letter, no matter which letter it was...by 4..she was
    already writing her name, and understanding that letters make up whole words. In kindergarden, she was the first to read and write...I am sure it was not because we plunked down in front of a screen.

    Sure, a kid can pop in a cd or dvd and watch his movie, or play his game at age of 3...but
    the advantage comes at too great a loss, how many kids can't write or read properly for that matter.
    Signatures are handwritten , yet I see so many people just use block letters to sign for something thinking that this is a signature, there is no association to writing skills any longer.

    As well, how much vocabulary is being lost because kids of today, are strikingly going towards less is more, where abbreviations for everything seem to exist....lol,rofl,gtg,brb,owm, etc.. etc.
    I am sorry for being too blunt about it, but kids should be outside playing being active, not becoming obese, in front of the screen learning to hack their parents credit cards, etc.

  36. your wondering why it's dark... by capsteve · · Score: 2, Insightful
    but you don't realize your head is firmly planted high up your ass.

    wake up and realize that children as young as 2 need to develop various skills:physical, social, metacognition. a computer can capture their attention, and the ability to focus on something is an important step in metacognitive skills, but you're gonna turn your kid into an idiot if his early childhood development is poorly balanced with a computer at it's center...

    buy your child toys that require him to exercise his brain and hands, like duplo/lego blocks, wooden stacking blocks, a trainset, or for that matter any early learning toy (there's alot of great early learning toys from germany, why don't you use the intertubes to look them up).

    instead of buying him his own computer, let him use your computer TOGETHER WITH YOU, for carefully measured durations of time. in the mean time YOU need to LEARN how to interact with your child in meatspace, man. talk and sing and teach, build legos, take walks, fly a kite, be physically INTERACTIVE, not VIRTUAL.

    deeper computer learning, and maybe his own computer might be more appropriate at age 5-7, not 2.

    figure it out.

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  37. MOD PARENT UP by jamesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The sort of response you are chastising is very typical of ask slashdot responses. And there is nothing wrong with using the computer (or the TV) as a babysitter now and then for a short time, in the same way that you give a child a toy to play with by themselves.

    If you spent every waking moment with your child you would both go insane, and you'd never get anything else done - meals still have to be cooked, dishes have to be cleaned, clothes have to be washed, etc, and everyone needs a few minutes to chill out and relax for a few minutes.

    Obviously if you expect your child to spend every waking minute in front of a TV or on a computer then something is wrong, but the OP never said that, and never even implied that.