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Recourse For Poor Customer Service?

eleventypie writes "I am in the Army and currently stationed in Afghanistan. Recently I found myself without a laptop so I decided to build a studio 17 from Dell. I designed/customized my laptop on 2008-09-17 and placed my order, which totaled approximately $1,700. The laptop was built and apparently shipped on 2008-09-28. Given my APO address, I know mail can sometimes take a little while to get here, though 7-10 days is normal. Dell said to give my laptop 6-8 business days and occasionally, it might take as much as 4-6 weeks. So on 2008-11-12 I sent another email to Dell informing them I still had not received my laptop. One person said to give it more time, while another person responded to my message telling me to send my address again and they would send me a replacement. So I sent my address immediately and never got a response. It is now the 30th of November and I still have no laptop and Dell seems to have quit responding to my emails. This is very frustrating being out $1,700 and not having a laptop to talk to my friends and family and do school work. Phone calls aren't easy so calling them is pretty much out of the question. Any advice on what I can or should do at this point to get the computer I ordered or get my money back?"

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  1. Call your credit card company.... by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...and dispute the charge. No laptop = no payee.

    1. Re:Call your credit card company.... by Mana+Mana · · Score: 5, Informative

      Two things that you can do that will work.

      If Mad: call dell and threaten a "charge back!" Vendors hate that and will snap them to attention as nothign else.

      If Really Mad: call CC company and have a charge back done. It's all dell's problem then - you are out of there.

      Don't feel sorry of someone stole said property en route. That is called insurance, doing business for dell. They have processes to find it, the thief or gain restitution.

    2. Re:Call your credit card company.... by LVSlushdat · · Score: 5, Informative

      What seems to work wonders with Dell (disclaimer: I deal with them quite a lot, as I support over 150 Dell desktop/laptops at work) is the "unresolved issues" link on the very bottom of the Dell front webpage. Just the other day, my hope system, an Optiplex GX620 decided to start getting weird on shutdown/hibernate, such that it would shut down ok, and power the system off, but then it would immediately power back up again on its own. I did all the obvious troubleshooting, including seeing if it could be a bent windows install by installing a clean copy of XP on another drive, and sure enough, same problem, it also occurred on an install of Ubuntu. This strongly pointed to the motherboard having problems, so I submitted a support ticket, telling the tier one drone the problem AND the steps I'd taken to isolate the issue.. Drone apparently couldn't read plain English, because he told to do all the things I'd already done.. I replied that I'd already done these things, and believe it or not, he wanted me to do them again.. I simply went to the "unresolved issues" link and filed a case there, referencing the case id I'd been given by the drone, and the very next day, I got an email telling me I'd get a replacement motherboard shipped to me... This link seems to connect to clueful people, and more importantly, ones who can take ownership of a problem and get it resolved... Give it a try.. BTW: Thank you for your service to the country, I salute you!!!

      LVDave

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    3. Re:Call your credit card company.... by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It would be really great if they would send you an e-mail telling you that they were shipping you a replacement motherboard and firing the representative who handled your case initially.

      That would probably make you feel better, but a lot of these drones are restricted in what they're allowed to do and they're forced to go through standard scripts and procedures.

      I've been through similar trouble with other companies. I had one idiot drone ask me what version of the operating system I was running four or five times in a row, when I was answering him each time. I finally asked for a supervisor and directly asked the supervisor to fire this moron.

      I'm sure that the supervisor appreciated some random asshole telling him how to do his job and manage his staff.

      Most companies care not even the slightest bit for providing non-terrible customer service.

      Bingo. Customer support is expensive, and usually carried out by a third party who have a vested interested in "processing" you as quickly as possible, regardless of whether or not it solves your problem.

      There might be some stupid and/or lazy staff, but the fundamental problem is at the top.

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    4. Re:Call your credit card company.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There might be some stupid and/or lazy staff, but the fundamental problem is at the top.

      The fundamental problem is with people accepting poor customer service. If the average customer will accept the cheapest customer service, it generally works out in the business' favor to go with that lowest-rung option.

      You can't blame a businessman for running the most profitable business he can.

    5. Re:Call your credit card company.... by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the supervisor thought I was wrong in requesting that somebody who asked me for my operating system version four times in a row when replying to an e-mail in which I explicitly stated my operating system version, then he should be fired too.

      Once is chance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. If this guy can't figure out that I am telling him my operating system version four times in a row, then he needs to find a new line of work. If there are somehow procedures which require him to ignore my answer and ask me the same question every time I reply, which I highly doubt, then whoever created that procedure needs to be fired too.

      But let's be honest, there is no such procedure. Don't defend this idiot. There was nothing which required him to ask me the exact same question repeatedly after I gave him the answer to it repeatedly.

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    6. Re:Call your credit card company.... by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, but sophisticated support is expensive. For the most part, they can retain loyalty by simply providing a good show, even if the resolution process is long and more riciulously painful than it should be.

      People who can read a flowchart and talk the customer through pre-ordained troubleshooting steps can be paid in small piles of pennies, whereas qualified support engineers would demand heaps of gold.

      Most consumer buyers of computer products don't have good hardware knowledge, let-alone the ability to execute even remotely complex troubleshooting directions correctly.

      It's called, either fix the common error, with one of the top-10 canned techniques (like reset to factory defaults, reboot it, etc), or replace the product with one that isn't broken.

      The actual hardware is cheaper than paying hordes of skilled hardware professionals who can listen and tell the consumer precisely what complex tasks to take that can pinpoint the problem and get everything perfect.

      It sucks, and doesn't make Dell look very good to some consumers, but i'm sure they've justified to themselves the path they take.

      (The easiest way: lots of other big corporations are doing it with their product support)

    7. Re:Call your credit card company.... by baxissimo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ever since Dell outsourced their customer service they've never been the same company. Every niggling little thing they push back on customers to do, every endless phone menu you have to take time to navigate, takes a little of the value away from their product.

      Don't use the phone to contact Dell. Don't use email either. Use their web-chat interface. You get a written transcript just like email, but unlike email someone actually responds right away. Whatever you do when dealing with Dell tech support you're going to have to jump through all the hoops on their checklist. So just do it. Whenever you talk to a new rep, they'll probably ask you a lot of the same questions. You have a transcript, so just copy-n-paste from it till the new rep is satisfied. You can read your email or cruise Slashdot while you're waiting for responses from the rep. Far far better than waiting on the phone.

      That's my 2c. I had some faulty memory. I'm in Japan but it's a US-bought Dell laptop. I tried email first. No response. Then I tried the chat interface. Much better.

      Of course, using the chat interface requires you have access to a working computer, which you may not if you're in Afghanistan waiting for them to deliver the blasted thing to you.

    8. Re:Call your credit card company.... by Zathain+Sicarius · · Score: 5, Funny

      Aw... Don't pick on the poor drone. The only thing they can do once they get to the end of their script is to start it all over again. It's quite a sad existence. For only $1 a day you can help these mindless drones gain a sense of conciousness and individuality. Dontate now to the Mindless Drone Enlightenment Association.

    9. Re:Call your credit card company.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Face it. You're just a fuckstick asshole.

    10. Re:Call your credit card company.... by WiiVault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He posted his problem on Slashdot...

    11. Re:Call your credit card company.... by TheRedSeven · · Score: 5, Informative

      Late post, so this will likely never see the light of day. But nevertheless...

      The Consumerist offers 3 options that seem to work well:
      1) Chargeback on your Credit Card.
      2) Launch an Executive Email Carpet Bomb (EECB) to get their attention and get a response. They even offer information on Michael Dell's email address.
      3) File a suit in small claims court. This probably doesn't work if you're still stationed overseas.

      Good luck fighting the evil corporate overlords!

    12. Re:Call your credit card company.... by toddbu · · Score: 4, Informative
      I did my first chargeback ever a few weeks ago, and I've had a credit card for about 25 years. The key thing is that you have a limited amount of time to do this, so pay attention to dates. I think that 90 days from the date that the charge first appeared on your statement is typical, but check to make sure. When I did my chargeback, there was a ton of stuff to document, so make sure that you preserve *everything*. At minimum, you'll need a copy of the order and any communication that you had with them. Send them email, preferably using an account like Hotmail or Gmail. If you call, make a note of the date and time, the rep that you spoke with, and any details that they told you. And if you are going to do a chargeback, do everything that you can to show a "good faith" effort with the merchant. This means contacting them several times using both email and phone, and make more than one attempt with each. Then when you make your claim, instead of saying "these jerks screwed me", just point out everything that you did to work with the vendor and then say, "I did everything that I could to resolve this with the vendor and have run out of options". Your bank will love you for this because it helps them to justify the chargeback decision.

      One final note - chargebacks aren't guaranteed. They work a large percentage of the time, mainly because the cost for the vendor to research what happened is much higher than the loss that they take on the product, and they are still likely to lose. When you put together your documentation, keep a copy in case you lose the case with your credit card company and need to take legal action against Dell.

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    13. Re:Call your credit card company.... by HeavyD14 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please, I've already given this information previously. I am using Mac OS (Mac is not an acronym, by the way) 10.4.8, and I am not using [software].

      You still sound like an pompous ass.

    14. Re:Call your credit card company.... by eschasi · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are correct; 90 days.

    15. Re:Call your credit card company.... by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, but sophisticated support is expensive. For the most part, they can retain loyalty by simply providing a good show, even if the resolution process is long and more riciulously painful than it should be.

      This is why good companies have a many-tiered support staff, and escalate based on technical merits and not how squeaky the wheel is.
      If 10% of all support calls get routed to level 2, and 10% of them again get routed to level 3, you still can survive because almost all of your support staff will be script-reading drones, with a few technicians being paid three times as much, and a few professionals being paid six times as much.

      The main problem when doing a multi-tier system is if you outsource the lowest tier. They won't have any incentive to figure out just which calls to escalate, and quite often are penalized for escalations, so they will do what they can to get the customer to give up before it gets there.
      Customer slams on the receiver in frustration = Log one successful call.
      For a multi-tier system to work properly, the level 2 staff should be the supervisors of the level 1 staff, and the level 3 staff should be the supervisors of level 2.

    16. Re:Call your credit card company.... by TheEldest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No.

      I've always been of the opinion that if you're a jerk to me, I don't need to out of my way for you.

    17. Re:Call your credit card company.... by smidget2k4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yup, I'm going to agree here. When I worked a lowly tech support job, people who were jerks were instantly added to the very bottom of my "shit to take care of" pile, if I even wrote down their contact info.

      In a job where you deal with asshats all day, you tend to actually want to help the few who are pleasant toward you.

      Bottom line is: they aren't getting paid enough to deal with you being a dick. You can complain to their bosses if you want, but most of the time the boss is going to agree with the employee: you're just being a dick.

    18. Re:Call your credit card company.... by baldass_newbie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Doesn't the Army provide you with help in this department? I cannot imagine they do not have anyone on Dells side of the ocean that can help you deal with issues like this.
      He said he's in Iraq...he's already on Dell's side of the ocean.

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    19. Re:Call your credit card company.... by elsteamola · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You might also consider that Mumbai is hq for Dell Customer Service, and they recently suffered a spate of co-ordintated terrorist attacks. Being in Afganistan should give you a unique perspective on how military ops can throw a monkeywrench on the warp and woof of the everyday, and, if anything of a techie, then you know how proximity to the everyday can mangle things up a bit. Give the apoplexy a chance to dissipate. Maybe a day or two or three. By then Dell should have contacted you. If not, consider your cc co., do a chargeback, and check out other computer cos. elsteamola n_puerto_plata@yahoo.com

    20. Re:Call your credit card company.... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He can always check with his local JAG officer, see if there are any Operation Lighthouse* lawyers available in Austin who can take his case pro bono and sue Dell in small claims court on his behalf.

      *I think that's the name of the program for civilian lawyers to donate time to deployed service members, the JAG office will know for sure.

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    21. Re:Call your credit card company.... by chimpo13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mumbai recently had the attacks. He ordered his computer in September. Blaming the attacks for this makes no sense.

    22. Re:Call your credit card company.... by Emperor+Zombie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Calling someone "retarded" after you completely misinterpreted what they wrote?

      +1 ironic

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    23. Re:Call your credit card company.... by atraintocry · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shhh. We're not supposed to know there's a difference.

  2. Contact your credit card company by SpiceWare · · Score: 4, Informative

    and have them reverse the charges

    1. Re:Contact your credit card company by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was thinking about that myself, and wondering why Dell wouldn't go out of its way to mitigate the risk. It takes no time at all to register "dellhatesoursoldiers.com" or other equally inflammatory domain name, get some cheap web space, and start slinging the corporate napalm. Works even better if you get Digg or Fark to pick up the link.

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  3. Blame the APO by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It most likely got stolen by a corrupt employee on its way to you. Dell thinks you got it and won't send another one, so the place to take this is your credit card's fraud resolution process, who will most likely eat the loss.

    1. Re:Blame the APO by proverbialcow · · Score: 5, Informative

      The credit card company won't eat the loss - they'll mediate his dispute, and unless Dell can prove that he received the laptop, Dell will be out the one (or two) laptops they claim to have shipped and the OP will have his money refunded by his card company, who will in turn deduct it from Dell's account.

      Given that it's an APO address, it will be hard to prove receipt. Better call the card issuer soon; chargeback rights vary by issuer, but typically expire 60-90 days after purchase.

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    2. Re:Blame the APO by mysidia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Trust me VISA will not be eating it. The ability to reach in and take it from Dell is 100%.

      Visa is never actually even a party to the transaction, they're the only winner in the case of a chargeback.

      Every Visa card is issued by a bank.

      Every merchant that can accept Visa cards has a merchant account with another bank.

      When you pay for a purchase with a CC, the transaction is processed by the retailer's merchant account.

      The merchant's bank uses Visa's network to record the transaction.

      The amount is charged to the buyer's bank, and a commission paid to Visa is deducted from the proceeds, before being deposited to the retailer's account.

      The commission is a percentage plus a base ammount, and it is not refundable in any case.

    3. Re:Blame the APO by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

      Eh.. I had a dispute like this once. I wasn't in the military but something I ordered never showed up. I disputed the charges and they claimed it was delivered with a note saying it was left on the porch so the CC company would charge it back.

      It turns our that they left it on a neighbors porch who was on vacation so it sat there exposed to rain and mother nature for a month and a half before I got it. I ended up taking them to small claims court and got a judgment on them when they didn't bother showing up. It took about 6 months to collect on that. I guess their Visa bills went up when there was an outstanding judgment debt on their credit reports and their brad and dunstreet ratings went down.

  4. It's obvious... by falken0905 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Send in the Marines! Once Dell HQ is surrounded I'm sure they'll find your laptop.

    1. Re:It's obvious... by nametaken · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Send in the Marines!"

      He's Army. Send Rangers. :P

    2. Re:It's obvious... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seeing the tag "Airstrike" got me thinking...

      • Afghanistan has a small border with China. Invade China and get a laptop right off the line.
      • Invade Pakistan and India and find the support person you probably dealt with.
  5. Worth a try.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Honestly e-mail CNN with a story about how hard it is to deal with issues like this when you are out of country in the service. You can even file an iReport. If they run with the story I think you'll find your laptop showing up in record time with a heartfelt apology from Dell.

  6. Can't use a regular phone? by sherl0k · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently you're at a computer with internet right now, you should try using SkypeOut or another free software VoIP service to call tech support and figure out what's going on.

    1. Re:Can't use a regular phone? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod parent up Informative please. Simple common sense solution to lack of being able to call directly.

      No, mod parent "never had to get internet connectivity from the Army". It may be better now, but when I was there email was about all you could manage through that high latency, low bandwidth, "here now for 1 minute but then gone for 10 minutes" connection.

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    2. Re:Can't use a regular phone? by mdarksbane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention the difficulty of scheduling a possibly several hour phone conversation during business hours PST when you're in Iraq.

      One of the companies we work with is in Israel, and getting tech support through anything but email is a real pain. Business hours in Israel are 1 am to 9 am our time...

  7. How to get your laptop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get your problem posted to the front page of slashdot?

  8. Re:You can't be both, right? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are members of the U.S. Armed Forces who attend college while enlisted and even while stationed overseas. Certainly you've heard of online degree programs offered by schools such as Argosy University or University of Phoenix?

  9. Sounds like you need to submit this to by kipin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    consumerist.com

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  10. See your local JAG attorney by jrminter · · Score: 5, Informative

    My son is an Army JAG Attorney. He was telling me that helping servicemen with such problems was part of the job that gave them much satisfaction. They can write some very good letters on your behalf. You probably have a few deployed with/near you.

    1. Re:See your local JAG attorney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, well my son flies Apaches. Not as impressive as being a fancy pants Army attorney, but he too says helping servicemen with problems such as this gives him much satisfaction.

    2. Re:See your local JAG attorney by onescomplement · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absolutely. The "Advocate" thing is something I do locally for folks who get poor customer service and I have a couple of ex-JAGs as friends. Definitely tap on them.

    3. Re:See your local JAG attorney by fm6 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Is your son offering to fly an attack on Dell HQ? If not, the JAG attorney probably has more potential for resolving this problem.

    4. Re:See your local JAG attorney by Antlerbot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I initially read that as "Definitely tap them." It was, suffice it to say, a confusing experience.

  11. Re:Dissapointed with Dell by xSauronx · · Score: 4, Informative

    meh, i would have had the laptop shipped to a relative and asked *them* to ship it in a plain box (not one marked DELL DELL DELL) with insurance, delivery confirmation or whatever option they could get from USPS or whoever.

    as others mentioned, do a chargeback.
    then buy a thinkpad :)

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  12. Two must-do moves by psychosis · · Score: 4, Informative

    1) Dispute charge with your credit card issuer (as others have recommended)
    2) Check out the consumerist blog (consumerist.com) and use their guidelines to get consumer satisfaction.

    Don't let them BS you - put the beef out in public and you're more likely to get results. Dell and other large companies don't care about you, an individual consumer - make it public and affect thousands of buying decisions and you'll likely fare better.

    Note: If they resolve this to your satisfaction, also post/email/whatever a follow-up showing that they made good on a bad situation. If they do not, of course you should let everyone know that as well.

    Good luck!

  13. In case Credit Card fails by Samschnooks · · Score: 2, Informative
    OK, it's been 60 days and your bank may tell you that there's nothing that can be done.

    Looking at Reseller Ratings Dell has a really shitty customer service team.

    I would suggest:

    • Write a snail mail letter explaining your situation and what you want - state only the facts NO EMOTION. Emails and phone calls do not work with shitty customer service and this will be creating a paper trail for future legal action.
    • File a complaint with the BBB.org
    • File a complaint with the Office of Consumer Affairs in the state you are a resident for.
    • File a complaint on resellerratings.com
    • Call or email here
    • You may have to talk to your JAG office.

    Good luck

    1. Re:In case Credit Card fails by bastion_xx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Chargebacks vary, based on the transaction type, from 45 to 180 days. Trust me, a chargeback, or even threat of a chargeback will escalate this within the customer service department.

      It's a MOTO transaction (card not present) where you didn't receive the goods. Unless the association rules have changed dramatically in the past 3 years since I used to deal with them, it's pretty much a slam dunk you'll get your money back.

      If they continue to give you grief, then explain to them when they say they will dispute that you (your issuer) will represent the chargeback--over and over again.

      Call the number on the back of the card--now.

  14. Re:You can't be both, right? by LiENUS · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually in the Army you can get a degree from most normal colleges while deployed as well. Theres a college exchange program where you can take classes at any approved college (including some classes taught by the army itself both online and offline) and receive your degree at the participating college of your choice (and they do have a good selection of participating colleges.)

  15. Thank you for your service.. and sorry. by osssmkatz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Excuse me. No. We respect your service, and he has every right to ask for help from people he trusts. That apparently is us. They said they'd send a replacement.. but didn't. So now we are discussing resolutions. You had no right to make those assumptions.

    1. Re:Thank you for your service.. and sorry. by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Funny

      he has every right to ask for help from people he trusts. That apparently is us.

      And this is how he ended up in the military.

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  16. There is only one theif in the army.... by poormanjoe · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...everyone else is just trying to get their shit back!

    Brother someone stole your shipment without a doubt. I can't believe you would even order something like that while in country. When I was in Opsec, Afghanistan we had our mail stolen all the time. Mostly just cartons of smokes. You should have ordered it through AAFES if you couldn't wait to pick one up on your R&R.

    We also had quite a few CONEX get broke into during shipping. They would simply take the hinges off, take what they wanted, and weld it back shut.

    My suggestion to you is to make sure you report it. Maybe one good thing out of it is one of those USSR employees will get fired.

    Good luck Sir

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  17. Pains me to say it (AAFES) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Purchasing your Dell computer through AAFES (Army Air Force Exchange Services), online or off, has 2 benefits:
    1) Tax-free.
    2) Your Dell helpline service tickets will be assigned to the Small Business department, instead of Joe Public.

    PS: You can also buy your Harley-Davidson motorcycle through AAFES while you're deployed.

  18. Homeland Security by unlametheweak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Recourse For Poor Customer Service?

    Homeland Security. I've had the impression long before 9/11 that Al-Qaeda has infiltrated Dell customer service.

  19. Re:How about a little less /. asshole behavior by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And, given that he is risking his life in Afghanistan, why the hell shouldn't he get preferential treatment?

    Because, as a non-american, I don't support the war, and i don't support his actions.

    Why should he get preferential treatmetn for living in a country that sends him to war for no reason? Why should he get preferential treatment because he was idiotic enough to sign up for the military in the USA?

  20. Find out about the shipping status. by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another thing to ask is if they ever shipped it and if they did what the tracking number is. At least this way you can try to work out whether the blame is with Dell or the internal courier service used by the military to get it there (I imagine this how it works). Once you can work out where the computer should be you will know who you be dealing with.

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  21. He can't submit the story... by VampireByte · · Score: 5, Funny

    He doesn't have the laptop so he can't submit the story. Dell knows this so they aren't worried.

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    1. Re:He can't submit the story... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Right. But I have to wonder how he submitted a story to Slashdot...

  22. Re:How about a little less /. asshole behavior by trappermcintyre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can be a non supporter of the war *and* support service personnel, who are doing a job that I know I couldn't do. The two don't have to be mutually exclusive, and you certainly don't have to be an ass about it.

  23. DON'T do this first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd agree that you should know your card company's chargeback procedure, and understand how to do this. But don't start with the chargeback.

    Disputing the charges is "the nuclear option" in terms of working with a customer service department. It will generally make all future conversations adversarial. It will rarely help you get your order fulfilled--at best, the company might grudgingly agree to cancel your order. It can also in some circumstances result in getting a collection agency placed on you (and the resultant damage to your credit rating).

    Keep this in your back pocket, but if you have other options (see other suggestions about trying to escalate to someone senior in the customer service department), try them first. If you still want your Dell, you need Dell to be willing to work with you. Don't burn any bridges until you're convinced the transaction is beyond saving.

  24. Might not be Dell's fault... by Burn_This_City · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was also in the service and know how bad the mail system is. The mail is handled by regular people like you, me and the guy or gal reading this post. Integrity is not a requirement to join the rate that handles mail, and I recall several incidents every deployment where PS's were actually stealing electronics from the mail. There's no way to prove they were actually received, except for documentation kept by the PS's, who if stealing your electronics would not be quick to document it.

  25. I used to work for Dell by MercysVictim · · Score: 5, Informative

    I used to work for Dell in a call center doing technical support for business and the Army was one segment that I supported quite often. I dealt with many calls from overseas Army bases and it was always a headache. It's called OCONUS or Outside the CONtinental United States and it is a completely different process to send something OCONUS than it is to ship normally. The reason for this is because of export restrictions and other trade regulations. If Dell screws up and sends something where they aren't suppoesto they could loose their ability to ship anything outside the US so they take it very seriously. There is a special department in Round Rock TX that deals with this, all of my shipments went through them. I had to set it up a certain way, or it wouldn't work, nothing would be shipped and I wouldn't know it wasn't shipped unless I remembered to check back a couple of days later and see the status of the shipment. So, the end result is that because most agents don't get many OCONUS calls, possibly 1 or 2 a year, they either don't know that it has to be done a certain way, or they can't remember how to do it the right way so it fails to ship and the agent who set it up is NOT notified unless they take the time to check a few days later on the status which they usually don't have time and would not think to do anyway as 99% of the time it is unnecessary. Now bear in mind, this is in hardware warranty support, not sales and it has been about a year since I last worked for Dell so things could have changed but, I kind of doubt it. This was an ongoing issue for me as I worked the night shift so I got at least 3 or 4 OCONUS calls in a week which is much, much more than the average agent. I became the go to guy for OCONUS (in my department) calls because I did so many of them. Another issue is the APO address. We were told NEVER to ship to an APO if there was any other address available because it could often take 3 to 4 MONTHS, not weeks to get there if it ever did. I ALWAYS had issues shipping to APO's. So that could be the issue as well. You need to realize that the agent could be trying to do their best to give you good service (which may or may not be the case) but they are very limited on what they can do and more likely, do not know all the options they have available to them. As this is a rare case - shipping OCONUS to an APO, most agents would not have ever done this and not know how do do it correctly. I would follow the advice of some other posters and call and talk to a live person, during business hours in EST which probably means you need to call at 2 or 3 am your time. Be prepared with all the information you can possibly get and be ready to spend quite some time on the phone as it is better if you can stay on the phone while the agent goes and talks to someone who knows what to do or looks for someone who knows what to do. Shipping overseas is a pain and is always a hassle. also it's not Dell making the hassle it's the US trade regulations so blaming the Dell agent won't accomplish anything, even though it might be their fault for not sending it correctly in the first ( and second and third...) place. Asking for a supervisor won't work as there are no supervisors for you to talk to. there are managers who do not talk to customers, the best you can do is get another agent but then you will be starting back at square 1 and have to explain everything all over again. Another person posted offering to follow up with Dell for you, this won't work as they are not the person how placed the order or the cardholder so Dell probably will not talk to them, this is the normal customer confidentially policy Dell has. the easiest thing to do would be to have a family member buy a computer for you and then send it to you the way you normally receive mail from family and friends. Any other company (like HP or Apple) will have the same difficulties shipping to you as Dell but they might have better trained agents, or not. I'm not trying to defend Dell here just tell you the realities of shipping from Dell to your APO.

    1. Re:I used to work for Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Same here ... I used to work for Dell as well and can second everything that MercysVistim says. The OCONUS-to-an-APO call was so rare that most reps didn't know the right way to process the request.

      1. Call back during business hours for central time.

      2. Get a case number (if you don't have it already).

      3. Explain the situation and ask the Dell tech/rep what the next steps are.

      4. Politely insist to escalate the call to a supervisor or someone that can resolve the issue. Many times a manager is not the right person to escalate too, they manage people ... not technical problems. You might be better off talking to a resolution specialist.

      5. Once you have a case number, send an email to michael@dell.com. There is a large team of people that handle escalations this way and you should get a resolution.

      6. If you've been nice to the Dell rep, ask for their email address and explain that you're just looking for someone that can check up on the case for you in a day or two. If I recall correctly, checking the status of an OCONUS case required the phone tech to send an email and wait for a response from the OCONUS tech. The guys that processed OCONUS tickets didn't work on the phone, they literally just pulled tickets from one system and input them into another system.

      7. Another suggestion is to compliment the person that you speak to on the phone. Explain to them that they've done such a good job "owning" your issue, that you'd like to send a nice letter about them to their manager. Ask for their manager's email address. The tech's manager may or may not do anything if you email that person directly, but at least it's one more name that you can use for reference.

      8. When I worked at Dell, most everyone took great pride in handling cases for service men and women. I distinctly remember a few emails from "higher-ups" encouraging all customer facing employees to really do their best for these overseas cases. The emails explained that employees should be encouraged to resolve the cases as quickly and efficiently as possible, understanding that the policies and procedures may not perfectly fit every situation. It's been two years since I was there and I hope that spirit still remains.

      Good luck, and thanks for your service.

  26. Ship it stateside first by TClevenger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When our son, deployed in Afghanistan, ordered his laptop, we had it delivered to our house, then repacked it in a plain brown box, before shipping it out to him insured. Sure, people can still look at the customs form and see it's a laptop, but that's better than shipping a box with "Dell" in large letters on the side that you can read at twenty paces.

  27. Re:how times have changed by nametaken · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're a special kind of asshole, you know that?

  28. Re:how times have changed by Barny · · Score: 4, Insightful

    May i humbly suggest that your time is better spent reading some books, to enlighten you as to why you're in the position you are, and just how the hell you and your countrymen arrived there.

    He needs a laptop so he can stay in contact with loved ones and to be able to STUDY, you know, better himself as a human being while doing this horrible thing that the rest of us don't want to do.

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  29. First, you get a lawyer... by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sounds to me like an open-and-shut case of breach of contract. They took your money. They failed to fulfill their side of the bargain. Unless they refund your money (perhaps with interest, perhaps not) or give you the laptop you paid for, they're guilty as hell. Maybe I'm naive, but I'd bet a lot of judges, juries and predatory, razor-toothed lawyers would take a pretty dim view of a corporation ripping off somebody risking his life in service of his country.

    I imagine a letter from the aforementioned predator (maybe accompanied by a warning that the media would be involved soon) would generate some kind of response.

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  30. Call a media spokesmouth in your home town by mrmeval · · Score: 3, Interesting

    or pretend to be one and ask them if there is some problem shipping laptops to asscrackistan

    Contact Media Relations

    Working media members may contact Dell's Media Relations team by calling our press line at (512) 728-4100 , or by using the form below.

    The press line is staffed from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Central Time, Monday through Friday. A recording at that number provides emergency and weekend contact information.

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  31. Tier I Technicians by ben2umbc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I say if you can't resolve your customer service issue in the first call, ask for the supervisor, or the next level of service. In my experience, it usually gets you connected with somebody with a) knowledge and b) ability to make decisions on behalf of the company, much faster. In some cases that may get you speaking with a native english speaking person for the first time.

  32. Re:Dissapointed with Dell by p0tat03 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wouldn't. Insurance by the postal service is worth almost as much as no insurance at all. It takes literally years of fighting past insane bureaucracy to get reimbursed, and even then they will try to weasel out of every single penny they can.

    Dell would probably treat you better than the USPS.

  33. Re:Dissapointed with Dell by xSauronx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    actually now that you mention it, youre right. i once bought postal insurance and they refused to pay, because i couldnt produce receipts for the items, and the one i *did* produce a reciept for they bitched about.

    but still, i had delivery confirmation and the *box* got to me, at least, so there!

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  34. Don't blame them... yet by Curien · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had an APO address for three years at Ramstein AB (ie, the place that *all* APO mail headed to Europe and SWA goes first). The OP's representation of the amount of time it takes to receive mail from the US is misleading at best. It takes 7-10 days to receive letters from the US. I have received packages in that little time, but the average was perhaps 4 weeks, and 8 weeks was not unusual. A few times it took up to 10 weeks. The package is being sent to a *war zone*, have a little patience.

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  35. Re:how times have changed by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless of course, you're a REM who's several hundred clicks from any forward operating post, and have ready access to 24x7 electricity with no spikes, aircon and constant net access. Apologies if I've called that one wrong, but you're not exactly giving the impression of being at the sharp end of business out there.

    You start by outlining what soldiers on the front lines have done in past wars, then chastise him for not acting like a front line soldier when he's obviously not? Do you think guys processing paperwork in the finance office in London or Saigon were writing home about the horrors of war?
    And it's "REMF", not "REM".

    i'd suggest Steve Coll's "Ghost Wars: The Secret History of the CIA, Afghanistan and Bin Laden"... and... "Afghanistan: A Military History From Alexander The Great To The Fall Of The Taliban" by Stephen Tanner.

    Pffff. Maybe if you want to read hundreds of boring pages about the Washington bureaucracy and the ineptitude of the CIA and the State Department, and then a copy-paste of 20 other history books with a hysterical screed against Bush at the end.

    So really, I'm not sure what it is you think he needs to be educated about. You start with the observation that he's not as concerned with the "awful conditions" at the front as you think he ought to be, and then suggest he read a bunch of political nonsense by a Washington Post inside-the-beltway gasbag?

    At any rate, chastising him for pursuing an education instead of learning to hate Chimpy BusHitler or whatever is pretty lame.

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  36. Before Going too far... by Myself337 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Make sure you talk about this with your CO. Don't go to the media or any place that make make this and your name / rank location public without prior approval. afaik you need to have prior approval before even making so much as a message board post.

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  37. A couple of ideas by warGod3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, since you, being overseas, will have limited ability to call Dell, give the relevant information to a family member that you can trust. Basically send them an e-mail telling them what has occurred. Remember, be as detailed as possible (dates, people talked to, etc.) Then, have them make the long grueling call to Dell. In the interim, contact Dell with your account information regarding your purchase and let met know that you are letting so-and-so friend/family member handle the account on your behalf as you are deployed overseas. Put together a nice business letter. Have someone in your unit give you some advice when you compose this letter (preferrably a SNCO or officer with some brains). Keep the letter simple and to the point. Let them know that you have not received the laptop as of current date. You have been charged for this. You will have your credit reverse the charges. In order to rectify the situation and to prevent any thefts, unless Dell can prove that it has been received by you, then they will need to send a unit to the following address . After that, the family member can then send it to you - definitely not wrapped in a laptop box. Just remember, depending on your deployment area,a laptop my be "inspected" or "held" to insure that it does not contain "contraband", even if new. You can also contact your local military PO folks and ask them how to proceed on that side. Also, if you do find yourself wanting to make a phone call, get someone from Dell on the phone. If they start giving you crap, go with asking for the supervisor. I say this because Dell started moving their call centers back to the US a couple of years ago. When you got through to them, you would deal with a level 1 who would bust their ass to try and help. It may have been tedious, but they could be bypassed by being firm and asking for a manager and they will pass you on to someone who can actually do something. If you wind up with someone with a difficult accent to understand, ask to be transferred to either someone else or another call center.

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  38. Dude! You're military! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Call in an air strike on Dell!

    Do it!

    Please?

  39. Re:how times have changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He needs a laptop so he can stay in contact with loved ones and to be able to STUDY, you know, better himself as a human being while doing this horrible thing that the rest of us don't want to do.

    ... and which some of us don't want him doing.

  40. Call Dell Reparations Dept. by Forgen · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you can get ahold of Dell customer support by the phone ( or maybe even chat?) ask to be transferred to the 'reparations department'. The one goal of this group is 'customer satisfaction' and the can give you just about anything u want as a 'please forgive us' gesture. I found out my freshmen year as a poor college student about them and ended up with a gratis $200 Linksys wifi router, and that was just b.c. of a comparatively minor laptop repair shipping issue! At least you can get a little extra since you have waited so long - good luck!

  41. Cost of customer service is business damage by hessian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The customer accepts a low standard because it's prevalent everywhere. People who get hired to do $8-$12 an hour jobs tend to have IQs under 115 and thus be basically glorified bonobos. (There are a few -- a very few -- exceptions.)

    I realize that's offensive, but it's also more realistic than what else is said here.

    Customer service is expensive. Doing it right is even more expensive. If your competitors don't do it right, your customers are not going to pick you just because of your good customer service -- they're going to go with the cheaper option.

    Your problem, in a nutshell, is uninformed, lazy customers, and a lack of intelligent, dedicated people to hire for really cheap.

    1. Re:Cost of customer service is business damage by gcatullus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is the Walmart Effect in a nutshell. That store only delivers what its customers want. They want low low prices, and easy returns. The products don't have to be high quality or made in the USA. The cashiers don't have to be too friendly, or even too quick, just quick enough. The stores don't have to be too clean, just not disgustingly dirty. If the average consumer wanted to spend a little more for service, maybe we'd actually get it