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Personality Testing For Employment

Thelasko writes "While I was in college, I had the opportunity to take an elective course in Industrial Psychology. One section of the course covered hiring practices and the validity of 'personality testing' to screen applicants (Google link for non-subscribers). The Wall Street Journal has a long article discoursing on how such tests are used in today's economy. While personality tests may be designed to uncover underlying personality traits such as honesty, critics claim that the tests instead reward cheaters." The article talks mostly about the tests' use in winnowing candidates for retail positions — deciding whom to interview. Anybody encountered them in an IT or more technical context?

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  1. Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Companies that have formalized tests of personality might be opening themselves up for a discrimination lawsuit, unless there is a way to map personality type to a tangible requirement for the job. (IANAL.)

    1. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by zobier · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'd like to work for a company that personality-tested technical candidates as part of their screening process.

      I don't really have a problem with PHB's pulling this kind of shit so they feel they can better herd their cats.

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    2. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by eof · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I see this along the same lines as the lookign down on not dressing up for an interview: an excellent early warning sign that the company and I are not going to be a good match for one another. As to whether this could be considered a form of discrimination, it certainly seems to flirt with it. Makes you wonder whether simply letting them be stupid isn't punishment enough.

    3. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Companies that have formalized tests of personality might be opening themselves up for a discrimination lawsuit, unless there is a way to map personality type to a tangible requirement for the job. (IANAL.)

      Nope. Personality isn't a protected class, unlike race or gender. Personality is (arguably) not an immediately apparent characteristic, though it may be immutable; and people with arrogant jackass personalities are certainly not underrepresented in political power. Just look at Ted Kennedy, or Dick Cheney.

    4. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      I always used to wear a jacket and tie for an interview. Nowadays, instead, before I come in, I simply as, "What is appropriate dress for your company?"

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    5. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by Deagol · · Score: 1

      "Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." -- Henry David Thoreau

      Gotta love Thoreau! The best job I ever had was the first one I walked into the interview wearing my "Sunday best": jeans, sneakers, and an un-tucked button-down shirt. They said I was the first guy in weeks with any real in-depth UNIX experience -- the rest were stuffy MCSE mill graduates who didn't know squat about what they were applying for.

    6. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'I see this along the same lines as the lookign down on not dressing up for an interview: an excellent early warning sign that the company and I are not going to be a good match for one another.'

      In the tech world I've been annoyed when I encountered the opposite. Companies where they said the dress code was less formal than what I am wearing. It's a job interview for fuck sake. Everyone and their dog knows you dress up as a simple sign of courtesy and respect. Its one of those things that separates the stupid from those who can play the game. You have to play the game to do well in school, work, and life. It sucks but anyone with half a brain can mimic the desired behavior for these situations.

    7. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by Average · · Score: 1

      The trick to getting a discrimination lawsuit is to prove that it's A, irrelevant, and B, damaging to a protected class. Geeks aren't such a class. Women, on the other hand, are.

      It gets squirrely. Businesses would *really* like to give you an IQ test. Might even be relevant. But they will avoid it due to Griggs v Duke Power.

    8. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by sglewis100 · · Score: 1

      I see this along the same lines as the lookign down on not dressing up for an interview: an excellent early warning sign that the company and I are not going to be a good match for one another. As to whether this could be considered a form of discrimination, it certainly seems to flirt with it. Makes you wonder whether simply letting them be stupid isn't punishment enough.

      When I hire people, I don't really care if I'm at a company that's business casual or shorts and a t-shirt. I dress up, and expect the candidate too as well. Discrimination? EEOC lists age, disability, equal pay, national origin, pregnancy, race, religion, retaliation, sex, and sexual harassment as this that can violate EEO rules. I didn't see anything about dress code. You are right though, there are probably a lot of companies that expected you to wear a tie that you are not a good match for. They expect a certain amount of class and respect from someone who seeks employment at their firm. I never expect a low level help desk guy to wear a full suit (although many do) - but a shirt and a tie is nice, and a pair of slacks with a pressed button down shirt is a bare minimum. Want to come work at a senior level? Find a sports jacket and show me you want to make a good first impression.

      My first interview was at the age of 16 for a company that sold windows (vinyl windows, not the computer kind). I knew very little about interviewing, but wore a button down shirt, tie, and a pair of slacks. Why? I had enough respect for the interviewer.

    9. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by eof · · Score: 1

      It's not so much a question of whether one is capable of playing the game or not, but rather whether one wishes to work for a company that requires you to play them. Which is of course the reason I brought up dressing up for an interview in the first place. :)

    10. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? by eof · · Score: 1

      When I hire people, I don't really care if I'm at a company that's business casual or shorts and a t-shirt. I dress up, and expect the candidate too as well. Discrimination? EEOC lists age, disability, equal pay, national origin, pregnancy, race, religion, retaliation, sex, and sexual harassment as this that can violate EEO rules. I didn't see anything about dress code. You are right though, there are probably a lot of companies that expected you to wear a tie that you are not a good match for.

      Absolutely. I bear no malice against them at all. I just wouldn't want to work in that sort of environment.

      They expect a certain amount of class and respect from someone who seeks employment at their firm. I never expect a low level help desk guy to wear a full suit (although many do) - but a shirt and a tie is nice, and a pair of slacks with a pressed button down shirt is a bare minimum. Want to come work at a senior level? Find a sports jacket and show me you want to make a good first impression.

      That's where I have to differ in my opinion. I can understand why a dress code is viewed by many as a sign of respect, but I don't feel that way, and I wouldn't want to work at a place that does either. Simply a personal preference. :)

      My first interview was at the age of 16 for a company that sold windows (vinyl windows, not the computer kind). I knew very little about interviewing, but wore a button down shirt, tie, and a pair of slacks. Why? I had enough respect for the interviewer.

      I dressed up in the first interview I had as well, also out of respect. It occurred to me after doing this a couple of times that I really wanted a company to hire me for who I was and what I knew, not how smartly I could dress. I feel I'm doing both the company and myself a better service by dressing as I would come to work and take the measure of each other from there.

  2. Sounds accurate to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real life rewards cheaters. See the Bailout, or your average middle-management.

    Thusly, the test is completely accurate.

    1. Re:Sounds accurate to me by samtihen · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, it simply punishes the extremely stupid.

      If you can't even figure out how a "good employee" would answer for most of the questions, then I highly suspect you stand little chance of actually being one.

    2. Re:Sounds accurate to me by Fallingcow · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've never seen one where which answer went with which "type" wasn't completely obvious.

      Just pick how you want it to turn out, and answer consistently. Piece of cake. I'd be shocked if anyone with half a brain did anything other than that.

      Surely even if you try to answer it honestly you're unintentionally favoring the answers that you want to be true (or the ones that you believe to be expected) rather than the ones that are true.

  3. Sour Grapes by Dr+Egg · · Score: 1

    "critics claim that the tests instead reward cheaters" The critics wouldn't moan if they could cheat as well as these apparent cheaters.

  4. Not technical by Iamthecheese · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Many years ago, I took one of those for a Sales job at Sears, an ethics test. The thing was completely worthless; Anyone with an IQ over 90 could have figured out the "correct" answers. Basically, suggest harsh punishment for any crimes, admit to committing one minor offense as a child and feeling guilty about it, and deny ever having broken a law since.

    In high school I took one for an avation class. Apparently pilots are required to take them. (?) That was a test of my sanity and equally easy to figure out. It consisted of tests like "you just killed a man. Why?" and the trick was to admit equally to each of four possible psychological problems so you look balanced. God forbid a smart lunatic or a smart criminal take those tests.

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    1. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LOL, I know a guy with questionable mental stability who "studied" to pass his pilot's psych test.

    2. Re:Not technical by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

      "you just killed a man. Why?"

      So, why did you kill him? ;)

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    3. Re:Not technical by lee1026 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, so they end up hiring the either the balanced or the intelligent. Not a bad end for them.

    4. Re:Not technical by MWoody · · Score: 1

      "He had captured the princess."

      Did I pass?

    5. Re:Not technical by GenP · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because he wouldn't help a flipped tortoise in the desert!

    6. Re:Not technical by davester666 · · Score: 1

      So, now that you've captured the princess from him, does that mean I need to kill you?

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    7. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he was there.

    8. Re:Not technical by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ROFL! That's the funniest comment I've seen this week.

      Cheers!

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    9. Re:Not technical by Minwee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The thing was completely worthless; Anyone with an IQ over 90 could have figured out the "correct" answers.

      Perhaps you misunderstood the purpose of the test.

      Would you want to hire someone who couldn't even figure out how to lie convincingly during an interview for a position which would involve being in constant contact with the public?

      A big part of dealing with customers is figuring out the "correct" answers. Basically, that the customer's concern is important to you, that the more expensive product really is a better choice, and that you really are going to be right back after checking the reserve stock section which really is located right near the break room.

      If a simple test can filter out the applicants who are too honest or too clueless for a career in retail sales, why not use it?

    10. Re:Not technical by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      You're close, but you get a better score if you say that you've never done anything bad in your life, and anyone who steals anything, even once, should be burned alive.

      I actually took a test like this for Best Buy, and the manager said that the store policy made it so he couldn't hire me, but I could come back in a month and retake it. WTF? Because my personality will change next month, or because they realize it's pointless too?

    11. Re:Not technical by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize there were any witnesses. Oh well...

      *sighs and reaches for the nearest sword* =]

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    12. Re:Not technical by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Because he was Hitler.

      Wait, does Goodwin's law still hold in job interviews? And if so does that mean I automatically fail? Or Pass?

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    13. Re:Not technical by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      There's something I never really thought about?

      Did Hitler ever personally kill anyone? (Apart from his military service in WWI, and himself of course).

      Or was he just another gutless tyrant who left the mass murder and misery-causing to those under his command?

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    14. Re:Not technical by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative

      The name is Godwin. Mike Godwin.
      /remembers Godwin's Law when it was just a rule

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    15. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The test was for ethics, and they're favouring a dishonest personality.

      A smart, balanced thief is definitively NOT a good end for them.

    16. Re:Not technical by linzeal · · Score: 1

      For asking too many stupid questions.

    17. Re:Not technical by MsGeek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "You're watching a stage play. The actors are eating at a banquet. The appetizer is raw oysters. The entree is boiled dog."

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    18. Re:Not technical by cliffski · · Score: 1

      I've had the test too, years ago and it was trivial to give the right answers and pass them. They seem to be more basic IQ tests than actual personality tests.
      God forbid they try and use this crap on someone like Derren Brown, or anyone whose familiar with NLP. You can make the interviewer feel any way you want them to, if you know enough about body language and word selection.

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    19. Re:Not technical by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      When/where was this? I never took a personality test as a student pilot (admittedly, I didn't finish either). The only reference I can find for a aviation personality test was experimental.

      Not doubting you took the test, just seems more like something the school did.

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    20. Re:Not technical by ozbon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I took one of these tests years ago for a role in a support helldesk.

      The results came out that I was :
      a) excellent at problem solving
      b) crap at being in a team
      c) crap at being micro-managed

      When they fired me six months later, the reason given was "Despite being one of the best problem solvers (95% clean-up rate) I didn't fit with the team, and had a personality clash with the manager"

      I told them that was the exact result from the test, and they said "Well, we assumed everyone lied on the test". Way to go...

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    21. Re:Not technical by meringuoid · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      So, why did you kill him? ;)

      I hear they were both in Reno at the time.

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    22. Re:Not technical by Manuel+M · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is in the 'or'. Intelligent criminals and intelligent sociopaths are probably more dangerous than those who are less smart.

    23. Re:Not technical by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      I've given them now and then before a hire, but I've done it through an organization who reveals each answer -- not all of them do.

      Of course it has a bearing on whether I hire the person, if it is given. I would never hire someone whom the test reveals is "trustworthy", because that's a misnomer. What they mean is "devious and poor perspective of what's important".

      Instead, if given to separate two final applicants, the one who scores over a certain threshold that I've named "honesty", ironically by scoring low enough, they're chosen for the job. I would never hire someone who didn't know how to have a good time, man.

    24. Re:Not technical by nevurthls · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But it can't. The test does most likely not correlate with actual behavior at all.

      To just say it bluntly: almost all personality tests are completely unreliable, the best ones are at most somewhat reliable. This means that most people, when they do the same personality test some time later, score differently. This is a terrible problem, as the point of these tests often is to measure a personality, something presumably stable over time. If a test used to measure a trait gives unreliable test results, it apparently can not be measuring a stable trait, and what it does measure can not be used as a predictor of behavior! Even the traits as measured in the Myers-Briggs questionnaire (the most used test in this country to measure personality) have terrible issues with reliability (for an easy quick link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-briggs#Reliability). A lack of reliability in a measure is extremely problematic when the measure is used for predictions, as lacking reliability literally means lacking predictive power.

      Now this poor reliability I mentioned is the test-retest reliability, the reliability for a test to predict itself in the future. that being bad is made even worse because more often than not these tests are used to predict actual behavior. And the reliability of any pen-and-paper test to predict actual behavior is even worse than the retest reliability.

      This problem of low reliability is the biggest issue and concerns all personality scores ever made. However, most tests, unlike the big five or the Myers-Briggs tests, suffer from horrible validity issues as well. Any ad hoc test created by employers is probably not even measuring what it's intended to measure due to it's creators not doing a proper factor analysis and such to test for underlying constructs, etc. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Validity_(statistics) )

      So besides being non-predictive of anything, these tests are not even measuring anything useful if they were.

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    25. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Mother? Let me tell you about my mother.

    26. Re:Not technical by noidentity · · Score: 1

      That was a test of my sanity and equally easy to figure out. It consisted of tests like "you just killed a man. Why?"

      Let me guess, it was called the Voight-Kampff test?

    27. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you misunderstood the purpose of the test.

      Would you want to hire someone who couldn't even figure out how to lie convincingly during an interview for a position which would involve being in constant contact with the public?

      A big part of dealing with customers is figuring out the "correct" answers. Basically, that the customer's concern is important to you, that the more expensive product really is a better choice, and that you really are going to be right back after checking the reserve stock section which really is located right near the break room.

      If a simple test can filter out the applicants who are too honest or too clueless for a career in retail sales, why not use it?

      Perhaps you misunderstand the purpose that these test are usually given. Your comment is right from a common sense perspective, and undoubtedly there are a few places that do look at these tests that way. Unfortunately when taken as a whole common sense seems to be severely lacking in todays business environment.

    28. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which desert?

    29. Re:Not technical by redhog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Where are my modpoints when I finally need them?!?

      *ROTFL*

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    30. Re:Not technical by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      What's a "tortoise"?

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    31. Re:Not technical by Veni+Vidi+Dormi · · Score: 1

      What's a tortoise?

    32. Re:Not technical by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If a simple test can filter out the applicants who are too honest or too clueless for a career in retail sales, why not use it?

      You raise an interesting point, unfortunately these tests are usually used to prevent losses due to employee theft.

      My industrial psychology professor once told me a story about a group of nuns and monks that took these tests and failed. When they were asked questions like, "do you know anyone that abuses drugs," or, "do you know anyone who has committed a felony" they answered yes, and therefore failed the test. This group of monks and nuns volunteered at substance abuse rehabilitation centers and had answered the questions truthfully.

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    33. Re:Not technical by BimotaGrrrl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I recently (in the past year) took a personality test administered by an employment agency. The concept of 'honesty' seemed to permeate everything in the first few questions, so as I sat there I paused to recall my college courses on logic and psychology and recalled that dishonest people see dishonesty in others; while (supposedly) honest people don't. The questions repeated over and over in differing formats were like this one: "Isn't it unfair that your coworkers will call in sick when they're really not?" So, what did it say about me that I 'played' the test? In most cases, I answered honestly; but questions like this one really tested me: "I know my coworkers occasionally call in sick when they're not." Well, factually I know cases where that's true. How does that shine any light on my honesty? In my career (management) I work for a company that gives employees a budget of days off every year - either vacation, sick time, etc. They don't ask you why -- you take a day for whatever reason and it's deducted from your yearly budget. I like that. It removes the temptation to lie. I like that approach.

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    34. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He attacked me with a knife, and no one attacks me with anything and lives.

    35. Re:Not technical by BimotaGrrrl · · Score: 1

      Recently (in the past year) I took a personality test administered by an employment agency. I saw that 'honesty' was a consistent theme in the first few questions. I paused to recall what I learned in my college logic and psychology courses -- that (supposedly) dishonest people see dishonesty in others; and honest people see honesty in others. I proceeded with this as a guide. Questions repeated over and over, though in different forms, were like this one: "Aren't you frustrated that all your coworkers call in sick when they're not?" Even though I believe it to be unfair *if* someone does that, I answered, "No". Then one like this came along: "Sometimes my coworkers will call in sick when they're not." This is tough, because I know cases when this has happened. How does this shed light on *my* honesty? I work for a company that budgets a basket of days to each employee - vacation, holiday, sick time. You never need to say why you're out, only that you're taking time off. It eliminates the temptation to lie because of a strict company policy. I think that's a good approach.

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    36. Re:Not technical by hemp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "avation class"

      You know, that says a lot about your right there.

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    37. Re:Not technical by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      Disgusting! Dog should be roasted.

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    38. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother? Let me tell you about my mother

    39. Re:Not technical by Nevyn · · Score: 1

      To just say it bluntly: almost all personality tests are completely unreliable, the best ones are at most somewhat reliable. This means that most people, when they do the same personality test some time later, score differently. This is a terrible problem, as the point of these tests often is to measure a personality, something presumably stable over time.

      Sure, and that's almost certainly true of any "real" exam too. That doesn't mean employers are going to stop asking for a HS diploma or Degree. I agree some of it is "we need to do something, this is something, we need this", but some of it is also that anything which helps reduce the number of possible candidates from 1,000 to 20 solves the time problem ... and you don't care if there are false positives.

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    40. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got one of those at Pier 1 Imports. The right answer for their test was that you never had shoplifted.

      Just throwin that out there.

    41. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Balanced, intelligent - and a total psychopath!

    42. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ?? what's a tortoise?

    43. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, very much so at executive levels they are used.

    44. Re:Not technical by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Apparently pilots are required to take them.
      That's odd. I'm a pilot and I haven't taken one nor do I know any other pilots that have. Is this something new? I got my pilot's license about 9 years ago.

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    45. Re:Not technical by Reziac · · Score: 1

      When I was in high school, we were given some sort of aptitude test that was supposed to predict which field we should study for and go into.

      Mine came back marked something like "answers out of range; test invalid".

      And here I am today, cluttering slashdot. ;)

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    46. Re:Not technical by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      I'm also a licensed pilot and there is no 'personality' test to get a license. However, at the commercial level the airline may very well administer tests, but this has nothing to do with the license itself.

      Having said that, the pilot medical physical is obviously looking for issues. The doctor who gave me my physical grilled me on my tattoo, which is of 'Captain High,' the shadow portrait on Zig-Zag cigarette papers used, of course, to roll joints. He kept asking me, over and over, what this tattoo represented. I told him as far as I knew it was a French Farmer. I told him I got it when I was in the Navy at Great Lakes. A bunch of guys piled into a car and went up to a tattoo parlor in Geneva, Wisconsin. There were all these expensive tattoos in vivid colors with "Death before dishonor" slogans, skulls and crossbones, and all that. I got this one because it was the cheapest one available at $10.00. (Yeah, it was awhile ago, but the tattoo is still there!)

      Technically, I told the truth, but, of course, I lied.

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    47. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even the traits as measured in the Myers-Briggs questionnaire (the most used test in this country to measure personality) have terrible issues with reliability"

      As you mentioned, it is test-retest validity, and not much else.

      The problem with the MBTI is that the underlying assumption is that personality in itself is stable...Jung was a student of Freud and as such, they have strong opinions on this. They are both, however, wrong. Personality is always evolving. There are key traits to any single person that are stable...the core is going to be stable, but this core is different for every person.

      The MBTI is pretty accurate once you look at it not as individual quadrants, but of a continuum...for instance for years, I was an INTJ. The difference between the I/E was very limited. The ONLY way I know I am more I than E is that while I'm talkative, attentive, and entertaining...I walk away with less energy than I started after dealing with people. Over the last year, the energy has started to shift to where I need this interaction to be productive. Note: we all have varying bits and pieces of each of these in our system.

      Beyond that, I have been able to see a much greater movement in other areas as I grow and become more 'enlightened' (for lack of a better word). Part of it is simply learning to flex the inhibited trait. These are considered preferences because this is where one prefers to be...not because they have to be. As you flex and find appropriate tools to use in the other areas of your personality, one sometimes finds they actually prefer to be in that as opposed to the other. Interestingly enough, the MBTI also is pretty stable once you factor in the idea that this is the personality we retreat to in times of crises...when we don't have the luxury of trying new things. I've done testing in stressful situations of this instrument and the stability holds up better this way than in others. How one would use this in a non-clinical setting, who knows...

      As for factor analysis, most studies using this have shown that the old test is MOSTLY right. We do have the heuristic ability to figure these things our without computers...there is indication that there is one or two more traits that could be identified using this method.

      Anyhoo...for a personality test in employment? I would suggest this is not the test to go with (because I think a wide range of personalities are needs in ANY occupation unless you are simply looking at some unimportant metric...lots of programmers I worked with had a LOT more lines of code than I had, but I was the one that fixed their mistakes...both logical and syntax...my personality was far different than the average programmer)...but it does show some correlation to the here and now which is what we are measuring with ANY employee. Are you going to be a good employee now? Or is it going to take a couple of years? When you look at it this way, the validity seems to change.

      My employer might disagree with my posting any of this, so it will have to be AC'd...

    48. Re:Not technical by wsanders · · Score: 1

      I took such a test, the result was "poultry technician". And here I am with a MS in Engineering, studying for my CCIE.

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    49. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took such a test, the result was "poultry technician".

      They were trying to tell you that you should be a bookmobile driver.

    50. Re:Not technical by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Are you sure this is real? Simply knowing someone who abuses drugs should not fail you. This is either a false story or a really badly designed test. Many good people know people with drug problems.

    51. Re:Not technical by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Many years ago, I took one of those for a Sales job at Sears, an ethics test. The thing was completely worthless; Anyone with an IQ over 90 could have figured out the "correct" answers.

      The fact that they gave them at all implies that some people must have failed them (and therefore not been hired). The people who failed them would therefore not have been able to figure out the "correct" answers to fundamental questions of ethics that anyone with an IQ over 90 should know. So how is that worthless? I certainly wouldn't want to hire such people.

    52. Re:Not technical by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they might be more dangerous, but they are much more rare.
      The purpose of this test is not to catch a devious psycho who has planned to murder the store's managers wife for the last 3 years and wants to get a job here as a part of his plan. The purpose is to filter out at least a large part of dumb care-for-nothing people who don't plan even to tie their shoelaces, but might take a DVD player from the store shelf to watch a movie at a friends party.

    53. Re:Not technical by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 1

      Haha. Well, now they know that nerds are not only crappy team players despite being good at problem solving, they also don't lie.

      Honestly, I can't see why they even considered hiring someone who isn't good at being in a team. Everyone knows thats essential in the workplace these days and is usually easy to spot those questions and answer them correctly.

    54. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but you appear to be assuming that the people responsible for evaluating the test results are qualified to do so in a fair and thoughtful manner. I would venture a guess that such an assumption is likely to be false.

      (Or, in other words: I agree with you, but the people in charge are typically morons.)

    55. Re:Not technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No pilot test for this in the U.S. general aviation fleet. However, you do get a battery of tests for the military and for the part 121 Carriers (commercial airlines).

  5. Re: Personality Testing for Employment by agy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was given a couple of these at a company I applied to some years ago (a hi-tech job). I took them on condition they'd show me the results, which they were fine with doing. Nice guys, but kind of a creepy outfit. Amusingly, I scored slightly above normal in the hostility department (my inward reaction to that was "Who you callin' hostile, m___f___r?"). But they took all that in stride and offered me a job, which I didn't take.

  6. google does by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google makes you take a looooooong and in depth personality test just to apply for an IT position. It's really insulting.

    P.S. Fuck you, Google. Didn't want to work for you anyway. Put that in your personality test.

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    1. Re:google does by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I went for a job at google I would expect them to have my profile already. You have been visiting the following web sites...

    2. Re:google does by femto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I recently completed a postgraduate course on "organisational behaviour", which is the field from where the justification for these personality tests is supposed to originate.

      It turns out that there is no objective justification for the tests. The texts were quite clear that little if any benefit can be derived from subjecting individuals to such tests, as the tests were only ever designed to measure populations. While the aggregate score across many people might have meaning, a single individual's results are meaningless. Being subject to such a test is a useful indicator that the prospective employer you are interviewing has a clueless HR department.

      It was interesting doing a few job interviews with large companies after having completed the course. It was soooo tempting to answer each question with a page number from the text.

    3. Re:google does by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I call BS. I interviewed at Google, for a dev position, fell through at the final stage of things.

      I never had to take a personality test. Lots of technical interviews (four levels, if I recall correctly), but no personality test.

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    4. Re:google does by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Hehe... I've got no chance in hell of working for Google then.

      Unless they want someone to rate their... Ok I'll stop right there or I'll never work for Slashdot either.

    5. Re:google does by gregbot9000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They are very valuable, They act as both an IQ test to see if you are too stupid to lie, and a drone test to see if you are the kind of person willing to sit in a cubicle and waste 40 minutes on something so stupid, with little to no promise of reward.

      I used to do these right(i.e. lie) but then I started to just answer them honestly, and know what happened? I still got the job, but they had to sit me down and actually go over the results. Apparently when a cashier gives you back to much change you are supposed to tell her! Of course I just lied to the HR reps face and made her happy.

      They are an interesting idea: make the person interviewing lose all respect and loath the business as incompetent within the first 15 minuets so they know exactly what they are getting. I guess that's why you only see these at entry level service jobs.

    6. Re:google does by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      Do you like your grapes sour, or did you apply for some reason besides wanting to work there?

      BTW - "looooooooong" and in-depth personality tests are very different from these quick multi-choice tests described in the article.

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    7. Re:google does by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      Why is the parent modded funny?

    8. Re:google does by n+dot+l · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why is the parent modded funny?

      Oh you don't know? Moderation is secretly an indirect personality test for the /. readership. Someone just failed.

    9. Re:google does by the_ed_dawg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Google makes you take a looooooong and in depth personality test just to apply for an IT position. It's really insulting.

      Erroneous. Google does not make you take a personality test.

      P.S. Fuck you, Google. Didn't want to work for you anyway. Put that in your personality test.

      I'm sure that's why you opted to apply and interview with them.

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    10. Re:google does by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I call BS on your BS. I did it something like a year ago. And YES, Google's inept HR department most certainly did require personality tests for IT positions at that time.

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    11. Re:google does by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      They might not today. They sure about a year ago. Perhaps they wised up and canned the practice.

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    12. Re:google does by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Obviously different groups within Google have different requirements (shock!). Let's agree to disagree.

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    13. Re:google does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only INTJ's should ever be hired for any technology job. That is all.

    14. Re:google does by Omestes · · Score: 1

      They act as both an IQ test to see if you are too stupid to lie, and a drone test to see if you are the kind of person willing to sit in a cubicle and waste 40 minutes on something so stupid, with little to no promise of reward.

      I took one once for some stupid desk job at an insurance company once (USAA?), it actually asked you things like "would you rather be outside in a forest, or sitting at a desk answering phones", and "would you rather be painting a picture or sitting at a desk answering phones", "do you enjoy missing lunch and working long hours". I started laughing during the test, and decided to be VERY honest just for the hilarity of it all.

      It was nice talking to the HR chick though, since I told her that they should hire me because I have moral standards, unlike any who could ever pass their test.

      I didn't get the job, but then again the questions made me realize I didn't want it. Also the fact that it was a square mile campus, which you weren't allowed to leave until quitting time, with a full "no outdoors smoking" policy. I think someone told me that you could get fired smoking off-campus before work if you were in view of the guard shack. It reminded me too much of highschool.

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    15. Re:google does by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Too stupid, or too honest, to lie?

      If they hand me something and say "fill this out" I'll fit it out - honestly. If they tell me to fill it out with an eye for answering the questions how they were intended to be answered correctly, I'd do that.

      The "inability"/unwillingness to lie, be deceitful, or otherwise a bad human being is not indicative of lacking intelligence. It's a sign of character and, in most cases, the sign of someone who would serve as a better long-term employee than the person who lied and was "smarter".

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    16. Re:google does by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      I had to take one of these tests for my job, but it's not a low end position. My package is in the low six figures.

      The amusing this was however that while I scored fantastically in the IQ side of the test, apparently I showed (I was in a foul mood that day I recall, so I answered quite truthfully) that I was likely to be disgruntled with upper management and that I would likely be a potential trouble maker.

      Since then, I have been promoted three times due to being disgruntled with our business processes and taking a direct approach to making loud complaints about how we operate here, and moving to improve these things as much as possible.

      My point is that you can look at the same qualities in a positive or negative manner. What you do with them and how the end up influencing your work is up to you.

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    17. Re:google does by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      Anyone who studies psychological testing and measurement is told that the personality tests are not a valuable tool. Specifically - they are and invalid and unreliable measure of something that doesn't really hold water as a construct. Embedded in the conxt of other types of testing (i.e. for damage to a particular brain area or the presence of symptoms assessing psychopathologies) - they really are wonky. The ethical code (here in Australia) specifies that psychologists must indicate the limits of the assessment techniques' applicability. They are a crock. There you go.

    18. Re:google does by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      You get paid in the low sixes? that's cool. Though you might want to change your sig. Those of us just out of college in the low 5's might find that statement a little naive. I don't think most of the people who are having trouble with debt are your fellow low sixers.

    19. Re:google does by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      The "inability"/unwillingness to lie, be deceitful, or otherwise a bad human being is not indicative of lacking intelligence.

      You are right it isn't. But I take it you haven't taken these test much, since the questions don't allow for honesty. They are absurd. I'm sure Google's is much better but the Sears-Homedepot-service job tests don't allow for that. You could be an upstanding pillar of society and answer it honestly and you would still "fail." I don't know why that is, maybe at one time they actually worked, and people cheating threw the curve so far out that you have to lie to fall within the mean, but the fact is, not lying = failure.

      For example one of the questions I "failed" was "if an employe uses a sick day for things other than personal sickness should they be fired?" on a scale of 1 through 5. I thought "this company doesn't offer personal days, does not pay wages on any day missed and does not allow you to take days off otherwise until you've been there a year. Bassically if your car broke you'd have to take a sick day off to take care of it. So would it be morally right to take a day off for something like car repair or to tend to other obligations?" my answer was yes, so I answered no, it would not be right to fire the employee. You can take that as you want, the stated purpose of a sick day is a personal sickness. Either way, I'm done with college and unless the economy tanks harder than it has I won't have to see a service job again.

  7. HR's recruitment process in a nutshell... by Klootzak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's something I thought was an exellent example of HR people tend to think (copied from here):

    1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

    2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.

    3. Leave them alone and come back after six hours.

    4. Then analyze the situation.

    a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

    b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

    c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

    d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

    e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

    f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

    g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

    h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

    i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

    j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.

    k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

    l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

    m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.

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    1. Re:HR's recruitment process in a nutshell... by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      why not just leave them in there for 6 to 10 days and then hire the one or two still alive?

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    2. Re:HR's recruitment process in a nutshell... by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Because hiring cannibals makes the company look bad.

    3. Re:HR's recruitment process in a nutshell... by Klootzak · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you misunderstood the humor in my posts?

      I'm not entirely sure what your point is here... or why you've been modded insightful?

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    4. Re:HR's recruitment process in a nutshell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not just leave them in there for 6 to 10 days and then hire the one or two still alive?

      Then you would put them in Traders/Bankers, Eat or be eaten ;).

    5. Re:HR's recruitment process in a nutshell... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you misunderstood the humor in my posts?

      I'm not entirely sure what your point is here... or why you've been modded insightful?

      I don't know. I thought it was funny at the time but apparently there are some HR guys who are just sick and tired of wading through resumes.

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    6. Re:HR's recruitment process in a nutshell... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a quote from John Adams:

      "In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." - John Adams (1735-1826

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    7. Re:HR's recruitment process in a nutshell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's something I thought was an exellent example of HR people tend to think (copied from here):

      1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

      2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.

      3. Leave them alone and come back after six hours.

      4. Then analyze the situation.
       

      oh my god, i read this and experienced a moment of pure bliss, imagining myself building something fantastic and awesome with 400 bricks. then i read i'd have to be in some boring planning department >_

  8. One question I still remember by bogaboga · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "If you found a stranger "making out" in the park would you inform the authorities?"

    I answered "Yes" and that's what the hiring team wanted to hear. If I had answered "No," then this team would assume that I would engage in similar activity if I were in a place that I am not known.

    "Making out" here, was intentionally phrased that way to keep it vague, but we all know what it means right?

    I got the job, though I quit seven months later because this job was had began to run my life, something I loathed with a passion.

    1. Re:One question I still remember by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      They didn't ask you what you would do you you were out in the desert and you found a turtle on its back roasting in the sun?

    2. Re:One question I still remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He must be a replicant.

    3. Re:One question I still remember by plasmacutter · · Score: 3, Funny

      They didn't ask you what you would do you you were out in the desert and you found a turtle on its back roasting in the sun?

      it's a hackneyed question.

      Everyone knows you're hot helping because you're also a turtle on its back.

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    4. Re:One question I still remember by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      Tortoise, what's that?

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    5. Re:One question I still remember by jeko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is this testing whether I'm an applicant, or a lesbian?

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    6. Re:One question I still remember by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Have you seen a turtle?

    7. Re:One question I still remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got the job, though I quit seven months later because this job was had began to run my life, something I loathed with a passion.

      umm, did you loath the job or your life?

    8. Re:One question I still remember by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      Standard answers to this question:

      1) You know that Voigt-Kampff test of yours? Did you ever take that test yourself?
      2) Have you ever retired a human by mistake?
      3) ...
      4) I'll tell you about my mother!

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    9. Re:One question I still remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't ask you what you would do you you were out in the desert and you found a turtle on its back roasting in the sun?

      it's a hackneyed question.

      Everyone knows you're hot helping because you're also a turtle on its back.

      No, it's a reference to the movie "Bladerunner", in which Leon is asked what he would do if he saw a tortoise on it's back, baking in the sun.

    10. Re:One question I still remember by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

      I only just got the Blade Runner reference in the Terminator episode where Sarah flips the turtle/tortise over - thanks /. :-)

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    11. Re:One question I still remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct reaction would be "Is it legal or illegal to 'make out' in that county?" Which proves that those tests are mostly useless.

  9. Sounds like pseudo-science woowoo. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Given that these tests have if not methodological history, then atleast spirtual ancestry in stuff like the MBTI(tm) test, which is horribly flawed in it's concept and methodology, I'm pretty skeptical of these tests. these tests really only weed out the obscenely stupid or inept. Which I guess where they succeed, but I'm also wondering if they weed out honest and capable individuals. Although if you can't do some googling and get an answer in an IT context, maybe you shouldn't get that job as an admin or support rep.

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    1. Re:Sounds like pseudo-science woowoo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psychological tests are hard to make. There is a whole field in making them and evaluating their external and internal validity and their reliability.

      One good one that has been around a while is the MMPI (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Multiphasic_Personality_Inventory) which has like 500 questions. I've taken it twice. Once in school, and once for a job. One thing that this test adds that few others is that it asks the same questions over and over again, or it reverses the logic to test for lieing.

      One of my college professors gave the MMPI to an already employed policeman, and discovered by his profile that he was a psychopath. The cop was later dismissed.

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  11. Industrial Profiling by Winn+Schwartau · · Score: 1

    I have been advocating Industrial Pyschological Profiling for almost 20 years as a means of filtering out unsuitable people for key IT positions. The logic is simple: As an employer, yoiu cannot ask all of the real meaningful questions that allow you to get to know them - P.C. rules. With IT staff often holding the keys to the kingdom, understanding what makes them tick is essential to well managed security and policy enforcement. What we care about is proclivity, tendancies, allegiances, and underlying character issues that can be quickly and easily determined (on a plus/minus scale...). These data then become a critical HR, security and management metric when hiring for key positions. I am a huge fan of the technique, and have been involved with various training experts and sessions on how to use this technique with specific application to I.T., critical infrastructure, finance etc.

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    1. Re:Industrial Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you simply cannot be this stupid. you are assuming people doing the test DO NOT LIE. which is A STUPID ASSUMPTION. anyone with half a brain can pass your silly tests with flying colors. a sociopath will get through even easier than a normal person would.

    2. Re:Industrial Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And too bad for the honest ones.

    3. Re:Industrial Profiling by Winn+Schwartau · · Score: 1

      Oy vey! These are not multiple choice tests! They are conducted by experienced, trained professionals who are looking for 'Deception' in the interview 'process'. We are not talking simplistic binary answers. Since it works in countless applications, I choose to remain this, how do you eloquently phrase, it... ah... stupid. :-) And, oh yeah... they are NOT personality tests. It's about DECEPTION and proclivities. And, if you forgot to read, the results are one additional metric - not THE metric. OK? Chill... it's nothing more than risk mitigation.

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    4. Re:Industrial Profiling by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Aside from what others have said, it also marginalizes and insults otherwise intelligent, capable, discerning, and moral people.

      The best people are able to see in shades of grey and spot ambiguity and potential problems with such tests. There answers then end up being "off", regardless of whether they are a kind hearted and impeccably honest person or a thieving serial rapist sociopath.

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  12. As an ISTJ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That sounds like a perfectly logical application of personality testing.

  13. Personality Testing For Employment [& Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we should give the politicians similar treatments. This new era should be the end of treating them as royalties.

    I suggest, not personality tests, but psychological tests in an attempt to make sure thy are not sociopaths, which I understand now can be medically tested for as well. Often employees are tested for drug, IQ and soon maybe genetic screening.

    Politicians do make decisions that impact not only our country, but depending on their title, the whole world...

    Do something, that is if you are a real patriot or even care slightly about the worlds future...

    But that's an other story...

    Good luck to all

  14. I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Companies that have formalized tests of personality might be opening themselves up for a discrimination lawsuit, unless there is a way to map personality type to a tangible requirement for the job. (IANAL.)

    There are federal laws banning the use of polygraphs in interviews, but this type of thing is VERY similar.

    These personality tests are, imho, worse then polygraphs.

    Polygraphs only determine if you lie or feel discomfort, but these tests determine whether you conform to some arbitrary personality type.

    "rejected from e-harmony" commercial anyone?
    Apparently not being a blithe, extroverted yes-man on some arbitrary test now means you can't get a job.
    Talk about social darwinism.

    I've taken very similar tests on sites which give ME the results and it shows that, while I possess many good qualities, my reserved nature makes me hard for others to read, particularly in that my expression of happiness or enthusiasm are externally muted.

    In fact, my personality type is represented by 0.003% of the population.

    I'm a pessimist and an introvert. This does NOT interfere with my ability to put on a professional face and be friendly to clients, but it does cause a great deal of stress when a potential job is at stake. Further, being a pessimist, while many people frown on it, has many positive qualities in a work environment, such as a propensity to properly assess and prepare for likely hurdles on a project.

    This doesn't matter though, as the slightest sign of discomfort or non-conformity is construed as some kind of black mark.

    Job ad says "we need free thinkers", personality test says "sorry you don't meet the 99.99999999% match we require with our VP's personality." Interestingly the most brilliant and talented people tend to be eccentric. A classic example of mediocrity rising to the top... except now only mediocrity is allowed in the door period.

    The academic equivalent would be someone being passed up who knows their stuff but doesn't test well, while an incompetent who's good at telling people what they want to hear gets top marks.

    I would also like to know if this falls afoul of discrimination laws.

    Your personality is far more deeply ingrained than your religion. You should not be disqualified because of it unless you are severely psychologically impaired.

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    1. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Vertana · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As a teenager, I was always passed up because I couldn't "pass" the personality test on BestBuy.com (for The Geek Squad), despite the fact that I already had my A+ and was on my way to a CCNA at the time. I talked to the employer at that local store and while he recognized that I probably knew my field I 'HAD' to pass that personality test. Needless to say I never got hired by them.

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    2. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Klootzak · · Score: 1

      Interestingly the most brilliant and talented people tend to be eccentric.

      Insightful... my favorite line to use is:

      "There's a fine line between Genius and Eccentricity, I like to think I've got a foot firmly planted either side! :)"

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    3. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Renraku · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Things are heading down to an employment singularity.

      Remember the days where you could walk into a place and hand them the help wanted sign in the window, and after a few questions, you were hired? The interviews were usually on the spot with the manager on duty and you had your job right then.

      Now-a-days, everyone wants to run background checks. Everyone drug tests. Everyone makes you fill out a pretty big application, and every job I've applied for had a basic personality exam. It asked questions like, "Do you steal office supplies?" etc

      As employment gets harder and employers get choosier, even the faintest gray mark on your record will mean that you're going to have trouble finding work. Because there's a lot of people out there with totally clean records, or at least, a lot of people that can make their records look clean. The more 'dirt' they can weed out, the better.

      One of the most difficult-to-obtain jobs that I had been in, that didn't require a lot of experience, just several interviews, ended up being very lacking in diversity. The same kinds of people..same attitudes..same personalities..etc.

      In the end, assuming a sufficiently large pool of candidates, tests like this will only ensure that each pool of positions only hires a certain kind of person. Innovation will suffer at the hands of liability and perceived perfection. After all, who made the choice to hire the guy that scored 3% less on his personality exam? Looks like your hiring skill is fading..why didn't you just follow procedure?

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    4. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apparently not being a blithe, extroverted yes-man on some arbitrary test now means you can't get a job.

      I was recently hired for a new job, and of my new bosses, while they've uniformly expressed pleasure in my technical abilities, they all say the reason for hiring me was my personality. One mentioned specifically that their job involves keeping clients happy, and who would you rather bring to meet the client: the arrogant jackass who's got a lot of technical experience, or the personable guy who is willing to learn anything he doesn't know and happy to admit that he doesn't know everything.
      Your mileage may vary, but I just jumped $30k in salary during a recession.

    5. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Careful. You'll have all the wannabe Asperger's sufferers down on your head, saying there's no way you can be both smart and socially unhandicapped.

    6. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These are heavily used in the service sector. My personal view, if used correctly in conjunction with an interview and the application/resume, they help give a fuller picture of the applicant. They should not be used as a pass/fail measure.

      But, HR believes in it, so it must be golden. If only they knew how many managers had their own answer key tests hard copied onsite, and were used when they had applicants that they wanted.

      People are too complex to be sorted out in 200 questions.

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    7. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you can always lie. unless you are stupid. in which case you would not be qualified for the position anyway. think intelligence test not personality test.

    8. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That surely applies on a US context, as we are used to the wild type of people that are competent but dicks, anyways they get the job done so why care about their personality.
      But I am working overseas and as I got my working papers straight, I went to a couple of interviews to see if I could get a couple of consulting jobs.
      Well, the locals set me through a battery of Psychological tests, kinda like "Blade Runner" stuff: "You have a green and a blue butterfly, you step on the blue and wait to see it agonizing, how do you feel?"
      Was gruesome. I am a military type of guy, and I am American for God's sake, so I don't have all this crying, hugging, feeling thing the locals got over here, so I failed their tests badly.
      I think that is why you don't hear about any successful International top executive born in Brazil. Locals here are too emotional and ask people to be emotional before they are competent.

    9. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by metlin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I generally agree with just about everything you said, except for one of your last statements.

      Your personality is far more deeply ingrained than your religion.

      Yes, your personality is quite deeply ingrained. However, just like religion, it can also change, for better or worse.

      Growing up, I was a very extroverted kid. However, I changed schools a lot and as high-school hit, I realized that I was a geek, and I started becoming more introverted and less inclined to be in social situations.

      However, around freshman year in college, I started dating a non-geek girl. She was an extrovert, and over time, I started exhibiting some of her characteristics. Over the years, as I've gone through my career, I've moved away from the research/tech types to mostly the business/management types.

      Result? I've become more outgoing, social and my personality has undergone a transformation. Now make no mistake - I'm still a geek at heart. I own (and read) more books than most people, enjoy scifi and fantasy, build Lego contraptions and solve puzzles for fun.

      However, I feel that my horizons have broadened. I still like Asimov and Herbert, but I can now appreciate Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Neruda. I watch Stargate, but I also enjoy going to the ballet. I enjoy parties and socializing as much as solving puzzles.

      Until a few years ago, I had always been called quite non-confrontational and very pacifist in nature. But just the other day, a girl I work with told me that I'm a hardcore Type A despite the fact that I've always thought that I was more passive aggressive. Surprising yet is the fact that my industry in general is filled with really aggressive Type A folks, so coming from them, it was a genuine shock to me.

      Of course, sometimes it amazes me how much people stereotype. For instance, last week I overheard someone calling me a "suit", despite the fact that I still enjoy technology and am quite partial to it. Unfortunately, people equate dressing well and being extroverted and talking to business as being "suit-y". That is the sad reality.

    10. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apparently not being a blithe, extroverted yes-man on some arbitrary test now means you can't get a job.

      I was recently hired for a new job, and of my new bosses, while they've uniformly expressed pleasure in my technical abilities, they all say the reason for hiring me was my personality. One mentioned specifically that their job involves keeping clients happy, and who would you rather bring to meet the client: the arrogant jackass who's got a lot of technical experience, or the personable guy who is willing to learn anything he doesn't know and happy to admit that he doesn't know everything.

      Your mileage may vary, but I just jumped $30k in salary during a recession.

      Did any of them hear of "faking it"?

      It's quite possible to "fake it".

      it's also quite possible to have an adaptive and modular personality with a "core" that is "you".

      I fall into this final category.

      My mother thinks i'm one person, my friends think im another, my boss thinks i'm another.
      Back in school, the motto was: if it's for a grade I can and will do whatever is necessary. This included phys ed. I'm by no means an athelete but I outperformed the jocks on the track when there was a grade attached to it.

      Provide a great enough point of interest (compensation, subject material, a cause to work for, or please please please all 3) and I will adopt whatever demeanor and expertise are necessary to get the job done.

      All the personality test does is weed out people like me.

      It can measure the core, or whatever I THINK they might want, but without them telling me what they're looking for I can't adapt myself to their environment.

      "we're going on a trip, we want a vehicle"

      via which medium? microgravity? the ocean? land? the atmosphere?
      what are you taking along?
      what balance of efficiency or redundancy do you need?
      do you value endurance or speed?

      When faced with some automated test you can't ask these questions!

    11. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by mrbooze · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Likewise, after my most recent hiring I was told one of the strongest factors in my favor wasn't my 15+ years of technical experience, it was the hiring manager's sense that I was a low-stress personality type who would not be driven to insanity by the high-stress nature of the job.

      This wasn't based on any particular personality test, mind you, just the hiring manager's judgment call based on my performance in the interviews.

      Since then I've seen potential candidates for other positions in my group who met the professional qualifications passed up because they seemed wound too tight for the work.

    12. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      you can always lie. unless you are stupid. in which case you would not be qualified for the position anyway. think intelligence test not personality test.

      Ah, so it's designed to weed OUT the intelligent.

      an intelligent person would understand that different sectors, firms within sectors, and departments within firms place different values upon divergent priorities.

      Efficiency is composed of accuracy and speed. How is each of these weighted?

      Work dynamic is composed of the independence vs the subordination of workers to the chain of command. How are those weighted?

      I received a test which asked questions on subjects like this as if I should know their specific internal policy before I'm even allowed to ask.

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    13. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      jobs today have a higher technical requirement than back in the day, so while i don't agree that just turning up is enough to get the job, i certainly think HR departments are out of control. we recently went through rounds of cuts like most companys and the ONLY department not to lose staff was bloody HR! inspite of the fact we now have a lot less people and less positions which means less work for HR, they weasled out of having to cut anyone. and our HR isn't even as bad at the personality and drug test as many places.

      it won't last though, this recession is good for cleaning out the cruft.

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    14. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by ishobo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I was teen, I applied for sales job at a local computer store. I had to take one of these tests and failed. The manager made an exception and hired me. Of the people that passed the test and worked at the store, three were fired for stealing and the manager (who became an area manager) was fired for having an affair with his subordinate. Yeah, they work well.

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    15. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      This story is all fine and good, but I don't understand how this provides a counter to my point.

      Nobody should feel compelled to change who they are in order to get work.

      I'm still searching and have seen a LOT of these tests. The implication is clear: we don't want ANYONE remotely introverted... never mind most people have the capacity adopt a "game face".

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    16. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, judging from your post, you are for the personality tests, because they saved you from Geek Squad.

    17. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by metlin · · Score: 1

      This story is all fine and good, but I don't understand how this provides a counter to my point.

      Merely that personalities are not as deeply ingrained as you'd said. Personalities change based on the groups that you socialize with. Rather quickly at that, depending upon incentives and the groups that you're with.

      If you were to socialize with some very socially challenged geeks, odds are that your social skills would be affected, and your problem solving skills heightened. However, if you were to hang out with people who are very social all the time, sooner or later you will pick up on social cues (unless of course you are incapable of doing so due to other conditions).

      Similarly, personalities change and evolve over time and this is contingent upon your social circle (IMHO).

      Like I said, I don't disagree with you - but bear in mind that a lot of these tests are given by folks looking for jobs in the service industry. Introvert and service industry don't exactly go hand in hand (especially since a lot of them involve customer/client interaction).

    18. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by eggnoglatte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, allow me to play devils advocate here for a second.

      Anybody who has ever hired anybody for anything knows that this is an imperfect process. You don't know the person, you just know a bunch of stats about them, and try to infer how they would perform in your environment. This is always a guess.

      So what do you do? Maybe you have experience with working with people of different personality types, professional backgrounds etc. Maybe you even even have a formal statistical model that predicts how well somebody will perform given these factors. Even if you don't, you will somehow correlate your experience with the person in front of you, and make a decision.

      Correlation isn't causation, but if you are forced into a decision without knowing causality, then correlation is the best thing you have.

      It sucks if you get eliminated from the candidate list based on this, but I understand why it happens. What can you do? A few things:

      - practice interviews, possibly with a professional coach

      - play your strengths - one or two perceived weaknesses can be outweighed by significant strengths

      - apply for jobs where being extroverted is not the highest priority or even potentially problematic (anything that requires secrecy, for example).

    19. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a suit trying to be one of us to me.

    20. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Depends on the personality test... once, many years ago while job hunting (thankfully I'm long past that, and in to the "career" part of life now where I get offered a new job every month by people trying to steal me away from my current employer), I applied for a job at an ISP as a "grunt that stops the servers falling over" (I think the title was actually something like "network engineer", but in reality it was just a dogsbody job).
      I did "brilliantly" in the technical part of the interview they said. One last "formality" was then to fill out a little personality test.

      Question 1: If you were a vegetable, what kind would you be?

      No, I'm not kidding... that's really what it said. I had NO idea how to answer such a stupid question, and knowing at that point that I really COULD stand to keep looking for awhile (which turned out to be the best thing I could have done), I wrote, "This question is moronic", stood up, and left.

      I certainly had no way to "lie" on that test to get hired, because I had NO idea what kind of answer they were looking for.

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    21. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by shaitand · · Score: 3, Informative

      'As a teenager, I was always passed up because I couldn't "pass" the personality test on BestBuy.com'

      Seriously, I have taken these tests. How could not be ABLE to pass one? Just think of any corporate orientation video you have ever seen, imagine one of the employees being portrayed in said video and answer accordingly.

      You have no conflicts with other employees. You inform to management. You don't use drugs. You don't think any drug use is acceptable. You report all accident prone things and failure to follow safety procedures to the manager. You believe corporate policy should be followed 100% of the time no matter how ridiculous it would be to actually do that. Bam, simple, 90+% match on the personality test.

      In other words, all you have to do is lie.

    22. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Did any of them hear of "faking it"?

      ...

      All the personality test does is weed out people like me.

      Obviously you're not too good at "faking it".

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    23. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Nobody should feel compelled to change who they are in order to get work.

      Then don't search for work in the service sector, look for a job that doesn't require you to be an unabashed extrovert. Or, if you don't like to do research, don't look for a job at a cutting edge technical research firm.

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    24. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      'jobs today have a higher technical requirement than back in the day, so while i don't agree that just turning up is enough to get the job'

      Your average person turning up has a higher technical capability today than back in the day as well. Almost every position is trainable in any case. Personality checks, credit checks, drug tests, etc are all worthless garbage on the hiring front but what is worse is this obsession with trying to find the already perfectly qualified candidate.

      I'm a technician. I work in the field, on a daily basis I encounter systems and software and must master them quickly enough to resolve problems encountered by people who work with those systems all day everyday for a living and make them think I knew more about it than them all along. I have been doing so successfully for years. Yet, despite this, I have been turned down for positions before because I lacked experience with a particular application, perhaps backup application, etc.

      When did people lose sight of the fact that working a position within a single company generally involves a skillset that a competent fast learner can master within two months? The fact that two months of training is too much to invest in an employee these days says a great deal about the direction companies are moving in.

    25. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'It's quite possible to "fake it".'

      So fake it for your employer and the tests. That's what I do and I score well on them. It's really not hard, think employee manuals and orientation videos. All corporations want the same thing, and the tests are scored by the corporate 'ideal' for an employee, not what the manager likes.

      Think of them as being a tool to weed out the people too stupid to lie to the test.

    26. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Vertana · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You would think that. I even went so far at one point as to write my answers down to avoid confusion (how they write the same questions multiple times), however, I still flagged on that test. The employer I had talked to couldn't even pass that "test".

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    27. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Skreems · · Score: 0, Troll

      Maybe they've designed a fool-proof test to detect arrogant jackasses.

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    28. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by shaitand · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'an intelligent person would understand that different sectors, firms within sectors, and departments within firms place different values upon divergent priorities.'

      False. The intelligent understands that low level managers that accomplish work within the company do all of the above. The intelligent understands that this test is developed by corporate and marketing type droids and thus they should answer in a manner the corporate/marketing droid would like. Read the employee handbook or watch an orientation video at any company and express the attitude expressed in said video. ATTENTION! Do not give the answers that would actually best fit to accomplish the goals and ideals stated in said video, give the answers the fit the ATTITUDE expressed in the video with the solutions they stated and state the goals they state. Even if those things conflict.

      'Efficiency is composed of accuracy and speed. How is each of these weighted?'

      You don't weight them, you are superman and work both accurately and fast. Whatever option gives the most of both is what you want. Companies never want you to SAY you are willing to sacrifice quality for speed. If there is an option that says you will exceed goals ahead of deadline, pick that one.

      'Work dynamic is composed of the independence vs the subordination of workers to the chain of command. How are those weighted?'

      If you are applying for management you are absolutely a free thinker and worker who rigidly adheres to every letter of company policy. If you are applying to anything else you are a self starting management teetsucker. Clear enough for you? Most importantly, as anything other than management you listen to other employees every concern, never get angry, upset, or emotional, make friends easily, and never have confrontations with other employees.

    29. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Skreems · · Score: 1

      The test was useful, though... it let you know in no uncertain terms that you were better off somewhere else. Success!

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    30. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...being a pessimist, while many people frown on it, has many positive qualities..."

      A pessimist is nothing but an optimist with experience.

    31. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by JazzmanSA80 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Same here! The Best Buy application was the worst. I took it several times and never could pass, until I did a little googling on the company that made the personality test. I learned that you scored the highest by answering "Strongly" agree or "Strongly" disagree to every statement, not just agree or disagree. Keeping that in mind, along with the thought, "how would a smiling mindless drone answer this question," I filled out the test and got a call for an interview the next DAY. Lesson learned: cheaters win. I still work for Geek Squad while I go to college.

    32. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Good.

      /winds up for a kick

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    33. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'jobs today have a higher technical requirement than back in the day, so while i don't agree that just turning up is enough to get the job'

      Your average person turning up has a higher technical capability today than back in the day as well. Almost every position is trainable in any case. Personality checks, credit checks, drug tests, etc are all worthless garbage on the hiring front but what is worse is this obsession with trying to find the already perfectly qualified candidate.

      I'm a technician. I work in the field, on a daily basis I encounter systems and software and must master them quickly enough to resolve problems encountered by people who work with those systems all day everyday for a living and make them think I knew more about it than them all along. I have been doing so successfully for years. Yet, despite this, I have been turned down for positions before because I lacked experience with a particular application, perhaps backup application, etc.

      When did people lose sight of the fact that working a position within a single company generally involves a skillset that a competent fast learner can master within two months? The fact that two months of training is too much to invest in an employee these days says a great deal about the direction companies are moving in.

      Exactly!

      This is my major complaint. I graduated in spring 08 and can't find a job.

      The reason?

      I focused on the task i was supposed to: school!.. I took a double major and did well at both of them.

      Apparently the capacity to focus and train two separate tracks at the same time means NOTHING.

      They want "canned labor".

      Training your workforce is something to do in india, where there will be none of this "cost of living" stuff.

      I give it about 10 more years before they realize there's no such thing as a free lunch, and killing peoples' wages will kill revenues. (they should be learning it now, but the government is bailing them out >.)

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    34. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Ah well. Look at the bright side, you could be stuck working for the geek squad!

    35. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a pessimist and an introvert. This does NOT interfere with my ability to put on a professional face and be friendly to clients...

      That you are a self-confessed pessimist perhaps explains why you would not see a problem with the difference between pretending to be something and actually being that way. Why should an employer not be able to only want optimists for certain positions? And what makes you so sure that your pessimism doesn't interfere with your act or the general way in which you conduct work?

    36. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Remember the days where you could walk into a place and hand them the help wanted sign in the window, and after a few questions, you were hired? The interviews were usually on the spot with the manager on duty and you had your job right then.

      I'm only 33, but I don't remember those days ever.

    37. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? Your story encompassed years. In particular, it was about 1/5 of your life.

      That's a LOT of time for your personality to evolve.

      By the way, try hanging out with ANYONE you're describing when you can't get a job in the first place.

      Hurray, another catch 22.

      So now, if I get 4-5 new credit cards and run them up running down to trendy districts and hanging out I might get a job in 5 years? I'm sorry but that doesn't counter my point.

      Employers are not allowed to include religion, so why should they include the core philosophy upon which you operate?

      This is a HUGE thing. If everyone operates on the same core philosophy, nobody will balance it out, and nobody will innovate.

      The trend against hiring pessimists is a very good example.

      No pessimists in the highly competitive investment banking job market makes the world a sad panda!

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    38. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Nobody should feel compelled to change who they are in order to get work.

      Then don't search for work in the service sector, look for a job that doesn't require you to be an unabashed extrovert. Or, if you don't like to do research, don't look for a job at a cutting edge technical research firm.

      Oh, so I should move to india?

      Any job which is not facing a customer is either in mumbai or soon will be. There are exceptions, provided you can wrangle yourself a nobel or some contacts in congress.

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    39. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Might I add that my current insult is in the service sector.

      I call it an insult because food delivery is not a job for a degreed professional.

      In this environment i'm quite capable of providing service with a smile and prompting golden reviews.

      I'll still fail every personality test though. I guess nobody has ever seen someone with a personality deeper than plywood.

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    40. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by afidel · · Score: 1

      Exactly, having worked for one horrible company where one of their divisions was the "sole licensed provider in insert state here" for one of these behavioral tests I can say that it is unlikely that I will EVER work for such a company again (the exception would be if I was out of a job long enough to deplete my savings and needed the job to feed my family, during the last recession I went 7 months without a job so I don't think that will happen). Including me and the junior admin they hired shortly after me they went through three 100% technical staff changes in four years! You'd think their personality test would allow them to select a better match for their messed up management style =) Always remember that interviews are a two way process, they should be as much about you deciding if you want to work for the company as it is about them deciding if they want to hire you.

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    41. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by jcenters · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, what about people who do have that sort of personality? What are they supposed to do, starve? What's the point of education and experience if it all comes down to your natural personality and who you know? Maybe we should give out the personality tests before we let people into education. "Sorry, we know you want to be an Engineer, and you could be great at it, but you're just not bubbly enough. You'll have to settle for after hours janitor."

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    42. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Klootzak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not the AC, but I empathize with him/her greatly.... Why do you think the AC is an arrogant jackass?
      Because he/she is telling you the truth? Why are you penalizing people for being honest?

      The last personality test I did had two questions which were supposedly the same one worded different ways... it's MEANING was completely different:

      a)Did you give your teachers trouble while you were at school?

      b)Did your teachers have trouble dealing with you while you were at school?

      'a' DOES NOT equal 'b' in this instance, I NEVER gave a teacher trouble, yet the teacher always hated me for asking questions, because he/she couldn't answer them! (I wasn't trying to make her or him feel stupid, I just wanted to know!!)

      So I'd answer question 'a' with strongly disagree, 'b' with strongly agree.

      However, this is not the answer the tester wanted!

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    43. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The company I work for designs and delivers tests for applicants for jobs in fortune 500 companies. It has collected data on millions of applicants, including the answers they gave to those tests, whether they were hired, how long they lasted on the job, and why they left. The grading on those tests is based on statistics. A certain profile of answers on a 'dependability' test may produce a higher probability of a person being fired, or not lasting for long, in a particular kind of occupation, than another profile will. This scoring enables the prospective employer to have better returns on his hiring practices, which in the long run, saves the employer a *lot* of money. This is no different than using a person's driving record to predict his probability of having an accident and adjusting his insurance rates accordingly. Or using his credit record to predict his probability of being a bad - or good - credit risk. The significant difference between this and the "personality" based test is: You can't predict the outcome of this based on the questions, where you could with the MBTI-style ones. Even though the questions are the same, the scoring is based on results. So if you didn't get hired based on the results of one of these tests, it's probable that you wouldn't have liked the job long enough to stay there very long, or would have left under less than desirable circumstances. So it's a win for you, the applicant as well, even though it doesn't feel like it at the time you're passed over. And about discrimination: at some point, someone has to pick someone out of a crowd of applicants. Legally, he can use any criterion he deems fit, except for the well-known proscribed ones of race, creed, color, religion, etc. Someone was a better fit than you for that position.

    44. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You can't find a job because you're shooting too high. People seem to think college entitles them to something. Try being a temp worker in your field for a while. You'll gain experience, you can easily bail if you hate the place, and it's pretty easy to get hired if you can put on your job application that you already work there.

    45. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      You can't find a job because you're shooting too high. People seem to think college entitles them to something. Try being a temp worker in your field for a while. You'll gain experience, you can easily bail if you hate the place, and it's pretty easy to get hired if you can put on your job application that you already work there.

      I will be pompous on this messageboard, but don't mistake the breadth of market i'm targeting here.

      I've contacted many major temp agencies, and they all require 2 yrs+. They don't work for you, they work for the companies, and hold the same ridiculous standards.

      Maybe i've just been using the wrong agencies, but i've asked around and it seems the only agencies I can think of which actually work for you are in the UK and EU

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    46. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried Kelly Services? http://www.kellyservices.com/ My experience with them was good. They never bothered me, only found jobs. It might depend on how your local office is run, but I did all my time clock stuff over the internet and rarely had to go to their office.

    47. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compartmentalisation. Killed any puppies lately psycho?

    48. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Hecatonchires · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like someone has an unearned sense of entitlement. I'm a degreed professional too, but if it all goes tits-up in this recession, I know I can happily go back to dishpigging or a service station because I'll be earning money. Any earnt money is better than no earnt money when you have a mortgage.

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    49. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by umghhh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was charged with preparing technical test in a company that was growing fast enough as not to have real HR dep. so engineers had to do that. We always tested according to directives of our managers but the final result was always tweaked according to our gut feeling which could be helped by bringing some beers for instance or being recommended by one of us and bringing the boose:) The company was very successful in what it did. I left it to earn more money (which proved to be futile) the colleagues that stayed are now managers - the only one that went into reverse in his career there was the one that we rejected because we did not like him but our boss reversed our decision because his university degree was so good. So it worked in case of this company and it worked not based on some smart ass test done by agency that is 'professional' to the core but on our gut feeling and understanding that the candidate was one our peers. This worked perfectly. Now the tests that the HR dep. did later on was not even approximately so successful.

      I had to do tests as an applicant too and every time I failed but I do not regret it because I see this as an indication of a job not being suitable for me not other way around. It usually is. Incidentally only one of these tests was personality test, the other two were technical and experience based. I failed them because they were looking for 100% match and I did not chose to prepare myself to such test - hey if they do not appreciate learning candidates then they do not need me. That back then - now I have family so I try harder and may yet to reconsider...

      OC this all is a bullshit in times of crisis - usually people just discard you because your nose is not straight enough and that is the most frustrating experience there is.
      The only advice in such conditions is: try to get as much experience as possible during your university days and if job applications do not yield anything try to become self-employed - even if you are not very successful there future employers may pick you because of our will and drive shown in such way.

    50. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Any earnt money is better than no earnt money when you have a mortgage.

      Explain that a bit further: How does it help to take home $250 a week when you have a $1500 mortgage payment? Do you actually have more time until you're homeless, or is it really just the same amount of time but you're too busy working at a shit job to actually do anything about it?

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    51. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by bytesex · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I was unemployed for a while (quit at the bank I was working because too boring) and had a bit of trouble finding a new job. In the end started applying for all sorts of shit, but found out that even office-supply shops and farms have continuity-desires these days. Couldn't get hired because they said: you're going to find a new job in three weeks and you'll be out of here. But, said I, I'm only shoveling sand ! No can do, sorry. Weird.

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    52. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by quickOnTheUptake · · Score: 1

      Just because you can't help something doesn't mean a potential employer shouldn't be able to discriminate based on it. Some people are born crippled they are never going to get a job roofing. Some people are born piss-stupid, they are never going to get a job running the country. Errr . . . Of course this doesn't mean I don't think these tests are a royal load of crap.

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    53. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was teen, I applied for sales job at a local computer store. I had to take one of these tests and failed. The manager made an exception and hired me. Of the people that passed the test and worked at the store, three were fired for stealing and the manager (who became an area manager) was fired for having an affair with his subordinate. Yeah, they work well.

      ...was he having the affair with you?

    54. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Mag7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't sweat it, you don't want to work for the companies that would exclude on such a basis.

      I can tell you from my experience being a hiring manager that it's a really tough job. You can see dozens of resumes in a short period (I saw over 100 in a 2 month period), with all degrees of truth and creative fiction. It becomes tempting to try to cull using testing. We used a short technical test. (As an aside, we promised we'd only test for technologies the candidate mentioned on their resume- I was amazed how many people we caught out). I learned slowly that personality "testing" was most effectively done by talking to the candidate, conversational style rather than like an interview. Get them to relax and talk about the things that interest them. Better than a test.

      Anyway, I'm with you, pessimism and introversion are not a crutch and are often an asset in the tech profession. That bares out in the experience I've had from the candidates with these traits that became successful team members. I'm an introvert by nature. Introverts are often *better* communicators, because their terror of speaking means they prepare better and are more thoughtful in their responses. Pessimists can also be useful in their defensive approach, just as long as it's not the life draining/buzz killing kind of pessimism that brings everyone down :-)

      Don't let other people's attempts to pidgeon hole the "right" candidate get your goat. Ultimately, they'll get what they want and will probably find out that having all the same personalities wasn't what they needed.

    55. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by bronney · · Score: 1

      I know I have nothing to back this up.. but your post just triggered a thought. "those people" become your boss :D those people, had enough of this BS personality tests and decided, let's start a business.

      Then they hire the lay back people to milk. I am purely BSing.

    56. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by innerweb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have taken several of these tests and one of the things I have realized is that the person(s) writing these tests are not writers. Their command of the American English language is sometimes daft at best. So, you have to be very careful about interpreting what a questions means based on what is written. You have to intuit what they are actually asking/looking for based on the rest of the questions and answer that way. The best tests I have taken were all internally developed by the peers you were to work with, but the vast majority of tests seem to be developed by people who think that they have personality down to a science, but to me, seem to only be grasping at elementary fundamentals. Maybe there is another slant on this though.

      Sometimes, I wonder if these tests are not weeding out people who have problem reading between the lines and giving the answer that another person is looking for. Maybe the goal of the tests is to hire the person who can say what they need to say as opposed to what they believe. Maybe in many positions that is what they really want. That makes sense if you think about customer service or many (if not most) managers these days. How many customers want anything other than yes mam? How many bosses want anything other than It can be done? If the tests are indeed looking to fill positions with people willing to do that, then people who lie are what they are looking for. That I find easy to believe. We don't seem to be a culture based on the truth anyway. We seem to desire delusional thinking and irrational exuberance. Reality sucks! Working to make it better sucks even worse, so lets all pretend it is all well and good anyway. Then we can skate until the economy tanks, or the house burns down, or the business collapses. In the mean time, we make our checks and we spend more. Yeah, these tests don't want people who see the problem with those things. They want people who breeze past those things.

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    57. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by ultranova · · Score: 4, Funny

      I generally agree with just about everything you said,

      Congratulations, you passed the test and have a great personality.

      except for one of your last statements.

      Disregard that, you failed, you irredeemable sociopath. A shame, you got so close :(. A little bit of extra effort and you can ace it the next time !

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    58. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In tests, I usually use my meta-testing knowledge. And show it plainly.
      For instance, those godawful "20 sentences starting with I am..." tests I start filling out from the bottom, putting "I am well aware you have started reading this from the bottom" and similar sentences. This makes my test results both very good and useless, which is just the way I like them.

      In interviews, I am frank. I also tend to show myself in a slightly worse light; if they still accept me, it means that even on a bad day I will not step on too many toes. If they refuse me, it is probably for the better. For me, not for them.

      I am rather good at what I do. That means that yes, I will argue with my superiors if the need arise. If you hire me for my expertise, then I shall damn well give it to you, whether you want it or not.

      Incidentally, my current workplace is very much to my liking. Nearly all of the people working there are kind of like that, so we all do our jobs to the best of our abilities, and respect other people's expertise in turn. It all works out very nicely, even though I, for one, would most certainly not fit in a typical corporate monoculture.

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    59. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by geekgirl2003 · · Score: 1

      I'm 54, and I do remember. It was like that when I was a child. By the time I was in my late teens those days were gone.

    60. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      My wife used Kelly Services in the UK, and while they were clearly working for themselves rather than "for you" or "for the employer" they were smart and professional enough to know that it was in their interest to keep both happy. After the initial interview she did not have to go to their offices either.

      The only gripe I have heard is that their "recruitment" fee if a company wants to take a temp worker as one of their full time staff is quite high, so that some companies will look elsewhere when a permanent position comes up rather than look at Kelly staff.

    61. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Remember the days where you could walk into a place and hand them the help wanted sign in the window, and after a few questions, you were hired?

      They still exist except for the sign in the window. In Europe follow the Poles and Pakistanis and in the USA follow the Hispanics. You won't make minimum wage but it will be cash with no questions asked.

    62. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Think of them as being a tool to weed out the people too stupid to lie to the test.

      Depending on the field that can be a good or bad thing. I knew a salesman who became religious (some type of Judaism) and swore not to lie and lost a third of his bonus per year. All the customers loved him, but if they asked him which products were better value than brand X he would not say "all of them" but give them a list!

    63. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, so I should move to india?

      Any job which is not facing a customer is either in mumbai or soon will be.

      That's so untrue. There are plenty of opportunities in Hydrabad and Beijing.

    64. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you did even better than that. You jumped $30k in a ->Depression-.

    65. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by dargaud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good description of personality tests as used in a work environment. I had to submit to those as a selection to go to Antarctica. So you have to be crazy enough to want to go to such a place, but the test fails if you are crazy. You have to be an introvert because you'll be completely cut off from the rest of the world for 12 months once you are there, but at the same time be a social animal able to work on a team day and night with no escape except booze. Etc, etc... No wonder they use those same tests for astronaut testing ! I just fail to see how they can extract any meaningful data from seriously conflicting requirements.

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    66. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Nqdiddles · · Score: 1

      I did one of these "assessments" about two hours ago, as part of a job application. Personally, I found it laughable. The majority of the test seemed, at least to me, more concerned with detecting discrepencies in my answers than actual narrowing down any personality traits.
      An hour later I received a phone call from the employer telling me they were pleased with my results and would like to fly me down (to their corporate HQ) to discuss the position further. Needless to say I'm happy with the result, but honestly a bit put off with the means of getting there. I gamed their system - all that was required was consistency in the answers and a (quite obvious I would think) understanding of what they would be looking for.
      A large part of it involved me rating, from "strongly agree" to "strongly disagree" lists of words. Among those words were stupidities like "strong", "upright" and "planful".
      I can understand the desire, in a competitive environment, to quantify the skills of prospective employees, but sometimes the attempt to reduce a persons personality to a metric is simply counter-productive.
      The resulting "summary" didn't closely reflect my personality, and yet I'm quite certain I'll exceed my new employers expectations.

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    67. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Klootzak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I glean more information about you from your response to my comment than I ever would from a Personality test ;)

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    68. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Companies never want you to SAY you are willing to sacrifice quality for speed

      Of course, even if you know the correct attitude or answers, you may still just be dealing with idiots. I was once censured at work for doing more work than anyone else and with a lower error rate. Because I did so much work, even with a lower error rate, I still had a higher total number of errors than anyone else. I was told that I had an unacceptable number of errors. I was then told that I should work more slowly and it would be ok to have the same number of errors as everyone else because "quality comes first"; ie I was told to work more slowly with more errors per unit of work and conform to the average all because some idiot didn't understand what a rate was (and that wasn't the only time I ran into that at that particular company). Even if you think you know all of the answers, the grader may still just be stupid.

    69. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Funny

      His mistake was answering "No" to the question "Would you ever steal data (private pictures, bank statements, etc.) from a customer?" It's practically Geek Squad corporate policy.

    70. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Did you try a temping agency? When I was 18 I signed up at an agency for factory/cleaning/packing work. They asked me some questions, the hardest was "Put these names in alphabetical order" with all the names beginning with "A". The guy then asked if I could start that afternoon. I couldn't (no transport to the job).

      The companies knew I wouldn't be there for long, in most cases they didn't want me for long anyway as the jobs were short-term. But they only had to explain stuff once to me, which was about 5 times less than some of the people that turned up for work.

    71. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      If you can only earn $250 a week what sort of moronic decision is to get a $1500 mortgage ?

    72. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by metamechanical · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I'm sure you would be glad to know that you'd be in fine company. Feynman was deferred from the draft because the psychiatric tests indicated that he was insane.

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    73. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These personality tests are, imho, worse then polygraphs.

      Polygraphs only determine if you lie or feel discomfort, but these tests determine whether you conform to some arbitrary personality type.

      No, whether you are comfortable with projecting conformity to a desired personality type.

      Nobody cares about your inside as long as you don't let it stick out.

    74. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by kylben · · Score: 1

      Where did you get the stupid idea that you deserve the job just because you're technically capable of it? That's like saying you deserve a girlfriend just because you have a hardon. Based on what you wrote here, it's no surprise if you have neither. There's more to being productive than being technically qualified, and there's more to a job (and a girlfriend) than being able to punch the right buttons. I wouldn't hire you, and not because you're "unique", but because you're miserable to be around, and would surely sue me if I ever fired you, or if your cubicle was 2 inches too small, or if you didn't get the day off for your grandmother's best friend's dog's funeral.

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    75. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by z80kid · · Score: 1
      Remember the days where you could walk into a place and hand them the help wanted sign in the window, and after a few questions, you were hired?

      Remember the days when an employer was just someone paying you to do a job, and not responsible for everything that you do, or might do, or everything that might happen to you?

      I suspect that if the political and legal landscape looked like it did 60 years ago, a man could still get a job that way. He's not much of a risk to the employer, and if he doesn't work out he's gone tomorrow.

      But when you are responsible for health insurance, unemployment insurance, worker's compensation, and legal liability in the millions for anything your employee does, you have to be able to show the courts and/or the insurance company that you did some sort of "due diligence" - even if it's just a bogus cover.

    76. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      who would you rather bring to meet the client: the arrogant jackass who's got a lot of technical experience, or the personable guy who is willing to learn anything he doesn't know and happy to admit that he doesn't know everything.

      Correct, if unpopular answer - The guy who does know everything.

      I'd rather have my computer/IRA/car/furnace/whatever maintained by a prick who does a damned fine job, than a feel-good yes-man who tries to make me feel better about how much his incompetence has cost me. I want my mechanic to tell me "Hey moron, take your goddamned foot off the clutch once in a while, and you won't have to see me for a new one again next year" rather than some schmuck consoling me that "these things just happen, don't worry about it, sorry for the large bill".


      Your mileage may vary, but I just jumped $30k in salary during a recession.

      It comes as no surprise to anyone that people get promoted for personality (or good hair) over skills... In fact, geeks have a whole self-debasing cartoon devoted to exactly that topic - Remember, "Dilbert is a documentary".

    77. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's the Nerd Herd.

    78. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Polygraphs only determine if you lie or feel discomfort

      Yes to the latter, no to the former. Polygraphy is security theater bullshit. It's designed to scare the ignorant and gullible into telling the truth. Anyone can beat a polygraph test. (see http://antipolygraph.org/ for more)

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    79. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would explain the "exception".

    80. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

      Would you be more comfortable with the hiring manager deciding, based on your interview and his personal opinion thereof, that you were a pessimist and not hiring you?

      Interviews are personality tests - if the hiring process were fact-based, you would sit in a chair and fill out a quiz on job-related information, they would score the quiz, and hand out the job.

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    81. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Heh, we have that problem with both temps (which we use only rarely for tasks that will be short lived) and laborers. We're lucky if they show up two days in a row, and if they can manage that then we're lucky if things take less than 10 explanations. That's before the political games played with "general laborers" and who they take orders from/report to (they tend to get passed around like a sort of perverse currency, "If you can let me use that forklift for 10 mins, I'll give you Jim for 15 min").

    82. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

      (Sorry about the lame reply to my own post, but, there is no post editing...)

      If you think about which large employer has the crappiest employees (hint: U.S. Govt, in the U.S.), this employer also has the most fact-based hiring process. The cool companies are the fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants experiential interviews with questions that dig into your personality traits.

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    83. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I've had that here too, although it gets weird sometimes. I could demonstrate, by following the papertrails that a 1% error rate in a several thousand piece project was my fault and where exactly all remaining errors were coming from in the process. I was told that 20ish errors was "too many", after all the guy in the next bay dealing with a hundred piece job didn't have that many.

    84. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Archtech · · Score: 1

      No, they've devised a test that selects only sunny, optimistic extroverts and liars.

      I hope that works out for them. Oh wait, it already has.

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    85. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by CFTM · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One summer I decided I wanted t work at a record store. I went, applied to one store in the area took the little test and never got a call back. I think I scored in the 80th-90th percentile on the test, because I'm actually pretty honest. I didn't try game the system, didn't do anything. Thought oh well, wasn't meant to be.

      Week later apply for another position different store, this time no test just an interview. I got the job, wahoo! Talking to my new manager few weeks later and I asked him about the test, his response "Well, we used to use the test, but everyone we hired based on the test end up stealing from the store."

      Classic.

    86. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by mandark1967 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      it's also quite possible to have an adaptive and modular personality with a "core" that is "you".

      I fall into this final category.

      My mother thinks i'm one person, my friends think im another, my boss thinks i'm another.

      You're Gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you. Just thought you should know.

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    87. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      there's no such thing as a free lunch, and killing peoples' wages will kill revenues.

      Having known about 5 people that worked for a local Circuit City, including their sales manager, I can say your conclusion is extremely accurate. Every fall they saw in revenue was proceeded by layoffs (including most of my friends) or changes in sales policy (eg. removing commission).

      Coincidentally, I applied at that store and failed their personality test. Why, you might ask? "Would socialize excessively with other employees," et cetera. Yup. They decided my coworkers would enjoy my company too much, and might actually like coming to work to see me.

      Now, if I ever waste time in a retail store, I counsel people in my immediate area not to buy store brands, like Dynex :P

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    88. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Heather+D · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seconded. They appear to want people who are 'confident' and 'self-assured' of their own ethics. It doesn't seem to matter that the most incompetent people tend to believe they are competent and 'self-assured'. Nor does it concern them that such people are sometimes that way because they don't bother thinking before they act.

    89. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Presumably, he was making a lot more when he got that mortgage. NOW he's reduced to $250/week.

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    90. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Heather+D · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Once a company creates a human resources dept. they have effectively become a bureaucracy and from that point onward filling out the paperwork properly becomes much more important to them than any other concerns.

    91. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it's for a grade I can and will do whatever is necessary.

      ANYTHING? I think I once saw a video of you...

    92. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by radtea · · Score: 1

      who would you rather bring to meet the client: the arrogant jackass who's got a lot of technical experience, or the personable guy who is willing to learn anything he doesn't know and happy to admit that he doesn't know everything.

      I'd like someone who doesn't think that presenting false alternatives constitutes an argument.

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    93. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same problem here except in '06.

      You want what 'skills'?
      Those are specific applications, enterprise level applications...
      How can I have experience in those?

      I just finished school, here's my degree. It's shiney, I swear.

      I'm quite happy to learn the applications you use, I just haven't had that opportunity.

      'Entry level' isn't really accurate any more.
      It really is all about who you know as long as you have some minimum qualifications.

    94. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by SleepingWaterBear · · Score: 1

      Your personality is far more deeply ingrained than your religion. You should not be disqualified because of it unless you are severely psychologically impaired.

      The fact that your personality is 'more deeply ingrained' really doesn't matter. Stupidity can also be deeply ingrained, yet it's perfectly fine to discriminate against stupidity for most jobs. The reason we don't allow religious discrimination is because it has no direct bearing on how well you do on the job.

      Personality is a much stickier issue. It can be argued that personality has an impact on how you perform any job, especially in areas like customer service, but much like the case of religion, the effect of personality is indirect; an introvert can in fact act very outgoing and friendly when he wants to. Since personality tests just give you information about the group as a whole, but not necessarily about how the individual will perform, you're right that they shouldn't be used in hiring, but it's important to realize that discrimination itself isn't a bad thing.

      Baseless, or poorly founded discrimination need to be rooted out, but someone completely without discrimination is a moron.

    95. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by jlowe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As someone who works in the mental health field, while you have a good idea, it's not always that simple. I'm not familiar with tests used in an employment setting, but am familiar with testing children/adolescents for various things. Most tests have a "lie" scale. This means that there are questions that are worded in a way to make someone who is trying to make themselves look good answer them in the affirmative when a more honest answer would be to answer in the negative. A broad example would be, "I always tell the truth." Obviously, the honest answer would be no.

    96. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "There are federal laws banning the use of polygraphs in interviews, but this type of thing is VERY similar."

      I'd never heard of this....any links?

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    97. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Funny

      A broad example would be, "I always tell the truth." Obviously, the honest answer would be no.
      That's not true. Many people don't lie at all. I don't lie at all. I have lied in the past, but now I have a strict policy of honesty. I may not always be willing to open my mouth and blather the truth, but I won't lie to cover it up. Technically, that may make me dishonest, because I don't always share the truth, but the statement "I always tell the truth" is the truth.
      Of course, you can still weed me out for answering yes to that question, because business wants you to lie in some circumstances, like when dealing with customers. However, I am also pretty tactful, so when a customer approaches me with a lie that management has told them, I have so far always been able to find a truthful way to make the situation right.

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    98. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      They gave up on the test too soon then. It seems they could have inverted the test result and used it very effectively.

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    99. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not a lawyer. However, whenever I put a suit and tie on and go to the courthouse I get mistaken for one. My advice to you is this. If they offer you a job take it. Unless you think the boss is severely psychologically impaired.

      If you think this advice is flawed in any way. Consider the source and cost of this advice. Sure you are getting a bargain and worth every penny or peso etc.

    100. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Well, on the one hand, (working in a high stress field here) you can eventually work through the PTSD and become functional as a high strung person in a high stress environment, but on the other hand, that road is long and evil and you'll probably live a better life if you don't walk down it.

      There is always a lower stress way to apply your knowledge. Even if your specialty is something psycho like bomb-dismantling, you can teach it rather than doing it.

      Learn your strengths, accept your weaknesses, and try to find a spot where the strengths matter and the weaknesses don't.

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    101. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The academic equivalent would be someone being passed up who knows their stuff but doesn't test well, while an incompetent who's good at telling people what they want to hear gets top marks.

      This is extremely common, btw, to the point of almost being the norm.

    102. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think that's bad? I once had to take the Wonderlic and the MRA (Management Research Assoc) to get a job as a secretary. not cabinet secretary, typing and filing secretary. talk about overkill.

    103. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "They still exist except for the sign in the window. In Europe follow the Poles and Pakistanis and in the USA follow the Hispanics. You won't make minimum wage but it will be cash with no questions asked."

      Apparently if you stand around outside a Home Depot....you will get picked up in a pickup truck for construction work on a day by day basis.

      I've often wondered why I.C.E. doesn't patrol outside Home Depot's. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

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    104. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it doesn't get any better with experience. I have 20 years in IT and 10 years in Data Warehousing. I have been turned down in 3 or 4 instances in the last year because I didn't have previous experience with their particular ETL software. The fact that I had WRITTEN an ETL application meant nothing to them.

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    105. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Remember the days where you could walk into a place and hand them the help wanted sign in the window, and after a few questions, you were hired? The interviews were usually on the spot with the manager on duty and you had your job right then.
      Those are still out there, but they are not the types of jobs we are looking for. Barber shops, non-chain restaurants, heck just about any mom-and-pop shop still does the sign in the window. They may make you fill out an application that they bought at OfficeMax, but most of them will just ask a few questions and hire you.
      New Hire reporting in place in most U.S. states requires even small employers to report anybody they hire, so there is always some amount of paperwork to fill out, W-4s etc.
      Back in the day, none of that paperwork existed, and many places would just pay cash. The government is really cracking down on that now, and business have a hard time hiding cash paid to employees, so it is the government and not the businesses which are most to blame for the change.

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    106. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by tnk1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The single biggest mistake a student can make is assuming that your job is to study.

      Don't feel bad, the colleges try and fool you into thinking that Learning is Awesome and will Open Your Horizons.

      In reality, college is simply there to make sure you have some minimal level of skills above high school and to weed out the slackers.

      Your job is to study and double major and be academically impressive if you want to be an *academic*. If you aren't going on to grad school right after undergrad, you get a job in your field and intern while you are in school.

      If you do end up out of college without a job, either because you didn't understand why you were there, or because you're a failed grad school applicant, you need to get religion and get back to basics. You need two things:

      a) a job that gives you a title that sounds like the ones in your field

      b) a job that has enough responsibilities that are in your field that you could plausibly say that you have some experience with those skills.

      Look at that and stop thinking that you know what an entry level job in your field is. Anything at all that fulfills those two requirements plausibly is enough.

      For instance, running your Mom's linux server will not be plausible experience, but if your Mom runs a small business, guess what? You're a System Administrator now. Maybe you wrote some code for her? You're a developer. As long as your resume says her company name as a valid employer and you make sure your duties sound about right for what you are looking for, you now have *experience*... if you can spin it correctly in the interview.

      Bear in mind, you do need to actually be able to back yourself up when they question you about your experience, so make sure and actually do the job. I'm presuming that you are actually a skilled individual who can learn on the job if you need to and can take something away from doing the job.

      Having said that, no one really cares who you worked for, or even if they paid you, as long as that employer is not bullshit, and as long as you can talk convincingly about your experience.

      A college grad is one of the most useless things in the working world. Everyone actually doing the job you prepared for knows that your degree doesn't mean you know shit about your job. They know this because they were once college grads too. Your double major makes them yawn. Who cares if you are a CS/EE? So were they, and probably a good 1/5 of their applicants. And if they weren't, they think you're a nerd. Chances are that they are either doing CS or EE, and not both. Do you know what CVS is for? Have you used the IDE that they are using? Do you know what Agile development is (lol)? You get the idea.

    107. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      You could always dig a little and find out what the test is actually looking for.
      br. I'm good at that, I'm a pattern spotter and after the first question or two I can tell exactly what they're looking for.

    108. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by jlowe · · Score: 1

      I only used that as an example. But as you state in your reply, there are still technical reasons to uphold the question as valid. Also, you have lied in the past, so answering the question in the affirmative would still technically be dishonest.

      I am a psychologist, and I do not subscribe to the idea that these tests are without flaws or that they should make up a major part of any decision-making process, whether that be deciding on hiring a person or diagnosing someone with depression. But they do have value as one tool in a toolbox.

      I am interested in your ability to live your life in a way where you are firmly committed to never telling a lie. While I do think that allowing someone to make erroneous conclusions while I remain silent is deceptive, the idea of never verbally lying is interesting. Never even little white lies?

    109. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by cervo · · Score: 1

      Don't give up. I graduated in Spring 2002 and found my first job in March 2003. It sucks but even a 3.96 GPA did not help me. It would have been better to party more in college and have fun. Then sweat the job later. The economy in 2002 was tough just like it is now. I think in Spring 2008 it was better than spring 2002 but after fall 2008 I think we started setting new records for awfulness. So it may take you longer to find a job. Maybe try rentacoder.com (I don't think it was around back then) even third world depressed wages and $5/hr are better than nothing.

    110. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      I'd like someone who doesn't think that presenting false alternatives constitutes an argument.

      *Extreme examples utilized for illustrative effect. Not to be taken internally. Void in Utah.

    111. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      It could be that way again if we institute universal healthcare and beefed up state unemployment to something reasonable rather than a "punishment" for having undeclared income.

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    112. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Oh, so I should move to india?
      No, they can't hire Americans. The government allows them to take jobs from Americans, but won't allow them to give jobs to Americans.

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    113. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Informative

      The summary doesn't make this clear, but having read the article in the newspaper, I'd clarify: what they're saying is that the HR people use this test to try to get a certain group of people, and the people who are taking the test *cheat* and pass the test, meaning HR is getting an entirely different group of people than they think they are -- a group much more likely to be problems. Your experience illustrates this well.
      A *good* test checks for cheats, by asking trick questions that show when people are trying to game the test. The SAT works this way.

      I had a similar experience years ago: I was working through a temp agency trying to get an engineering job and somehow they got my file shuffled into an entry-level assembly job interview, so they had me do a bunch of hand-eye coordination tests and then gave me a personality test like this. I answered honestly, including questions like "have you ever taken anything belonging to your workplace?" (Yes: my antistatic wrist strap, which I took home every day, as per instructions.) There were several questions like this, and by this time I'd realized they were confused but was having fun so just stayed with it. They got the computerized personality analysis back and the woman looked at it and said she didn't think I was a good fit for the job, or for any jobs they'd be likely to find for me, because of my personality type. I mentioned that I was looking at the engineering position, not assembly, and her face cleared up, she wadded up the paper, threw it away, and said "oh, well, you'll do great!" and I started my new job two weeks later.

      As an aside, the sad thing about these jobs is that, as you say, if you *know* someone inside, or you're an exceptionally intelligent/capable person, they'll hire you despite the personality test. This is really only another tool to weed out people who are marginalized, and justify their marginalization.

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    114. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      You are doing it wrong.

      I remember years ago I was looking for work so I took a personality test at Kelly temps. There were questions like, "it's okay to take a pen home from work." and "everyone takes a break during the day". I think one was "sometimes there's a reason for being late."

      It was obvious what kind of answers they were looking for, so I answered the way that they would hope the perfect employee would answer.

      I took the test and went home. I was called later that day to come in. They were ecstatic with my results and wanted to know when I could start. It turned out later that the company used temps to screen employees. They wanted me to stay permanently and were extraordinarily upset when I told them that I was returning to school. (The job was filing, but I did that in about 2 days. I ended up writing a handful of little applications in VBA that they probably still use.)

      I'd like to point out that yes, I am at work right now. Everyone takes a break during the day. I buy my own pens.

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    115. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      What I've heard is that the fee, while high, is much less expensive than doing the interview process yourself.

      What you're getting with the temp agency is a month-long performance interview with someone you may want to hire. If they don't work out, then "well, it was nice to have you here, but it was just a temp job. Good luck with your next gig." If they're a good fit, then you pay Kelly the $1500 and consider it a good deal.

      I had a stint with Kelly when I was going to University. It worked out reasonably well, although I went back to school instead of staying at work at the company. They were mad.

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    116. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no surer way to get no one to click on your link than use some russian domain with a generic URL.

    117. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 1

      you know the "HR wall" in every workplace, where all the notices about OSHA etc. are posted? well, there will be a notice there telling you that it is illegal for an employer to require a polygraph.

      or, you know, you could have just fucking googled it

    118. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are actually one of the few who do always tell the truth.

    119. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was the hiring manager's sense that I was a low-stress personality type who would not be driven to insanity by the high-stress nature of the job.

      Me too, my manager figured I wouldn't be stressed. But I soon found out that the job was an (unnecessarily) high stress environment, and that my personality for not getting stressed easy meant that I could take whatever they throw at me, but I wouldn't spend any unpaid overtime for them, because... well, that's how I deal with stress, I simply don't care. :P

    120. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Rogue974 · · Score: 1

      I worked for a large paper company that had a First Line Leadership Training program to teach first line leaders the skills to lead the worker bees. It seemed to be a very good course. The things taught were excellent, unfortunately, to apply for a first line leadership position, you had to take the selection tool. The selection tool tested to see if you had the ability to become a first line leader. About a third of the test was a personaltiy profile. If you did not meet the personality profile, you probably were going to fail the tool and not be allowed to apply for the job, which would have then lead to the training classes.

      I did a bunch of research when I found about about these changes and found several published papers that link personality types to races. This is not 100% as personality types vary all over the board in an entire population, but when you look at the results, most Americans score a certain way, most Asians score a certain way, most Africans score a certain way, etc. There is a strong link to personality profiles and race and personality profiling will be linked to racial profiling one day.

      That testing they are doing is a bit different, but will probably have some of the same links. The question posed by the submitter, has anyone seen this in IT or other technical fields. The company I worked for was doing this for all employees trying to go for a frontline leadership position. If you were in IT and going to become an IT manager, you had to take it. If you were engineering and going to work as a team leader on the plant floor or to go and be a manager of engineers, you will have had to go through this program. It is only a matter of time before more of the type of research I found is done and it becomes more common knowledge and someone gets sued because the test discriminated against me.

      Worst part of this story, I was singled out to be one of the certified trainers for this program, i.e. I taught the people how to be better front line leaders. I was one of the select people in the "inner circle" of the program. I asked about this and raised concerns and was told to sit down and shut up and accept the new directive. I let the company shortly thereafter.

      There are so many problems with tests like these and HR people do not realize them and just buy ito them by the companies that sell them.

    121. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      When I applied for a job at Circuit City, the test must have asked me 10 times if I had ever stolen from a previous employer.

      Even if I had, do they really think I'd have said yes?

    122. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      His mistake was answering "No" to the question "Would you ever steal data (private pictures, bank statements, etc.) from a customer?"

      Also money. (have you seen their prices?)

    123. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      A broad example would be, "I always tell the truth." Obviously, the honest answer would be no.

      I am a Vulcan you insensitive clod! Vulcans don't lie!

    124. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I am interested in your ability to live your life in a way where you are firmly committed to never telling a lie. While I do think that allowing someone to make erroneous conclusions while I remain silent is deceptive, the idea of never verbally lying is interesting. Never even little white lies?
      You are right that surely there must be a line drawn somewhere. I am sure that I have at least been deceptive on any number of occasions, like hiding Christmas presents and wrapping them the night before Christmas instead of putting them under the tree, or changing the subject rather than having to tell about a surprise party or something. If I was ever directly confronted, I would have to tell the truth, but people are surprisingly not very direct. Then there are things like labeling the kids' presents as being "From Santa Claus" when they are clearly from us. However, they know good and well that there is no actual person of Santa Claus. I have told them that Santa Claus is based upon Saint Nicolas, and have shared the history of Saint Nicolas, so that they understand that the idea of this person is very much alive, and they understand the tradition, while not having to believe in a red suited fat guy who has children sit on his lap and tell him if they have been naughty.

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    125. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Apocros · · Score: 1

      Training your workforce is something to do in india, where there will be none of this "cost of living" stuff.

      We've been told that most hiring will be done in India and China, unless someone here (north america) can do the job of 2-3 people over there... So, anyone applying for a job here (large asic-design company) had better be highly-skilled and already-trained. I expect this plan to fall a bit short of expectations in a few years, but by then, even the rats will have left the ship...

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    126. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 1

      Not just you, I had the exact same issue. I did a BS in CS, got good marks (but no 4.0 GPA so it's not worth listing), and made sure to keep my skills sharp with Free projects and free work (at-home projects like building up an openMosix cluster and Free Software development as well as building up a popular website's MySQL database) while I looked.

      And I had EXACTLY the same problem. No canned job for two years minimum? No work for you. Every temp agency I went to had the EXACT same attitude or worse ("Hmm, I see you scored better than anyone we've had in a couple of years on our tests, but you don't have a certification? No 2+ years of experience? Sorry, we'll be in touch.").

      My advice for any new blood is work. Work your ASS off. Study on the side, don't work on the side, because while the studies will help after you get the job (the specifics of what you learn aren't important, but knowing the "big picture" sure is) the work will help you GET the job.

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    127. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      This probably isn't the kind of answer that you want. I enlisted in the Air Force. That option or becoming a commissioned officer in one of the branches may not be as easy as it was when I signed up though. I still don't have my degree but I got out with a Top Secret clearance and six years of mixed programming and DBA experience. I had a job within two weeks of starting my job search and almost a month before my pay from the military stopped coming in.

    128. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Have you tried Kelly Services?
      http://www.kellyservices.com/

      My experience with them was good. They never bothered me, only found jobs. It might depend on how your local office is run, but I did all my time clock stuff over the internet and rarely had to go to their office.

      I will retry their local branches when I move to california, but here in atlanta they demanded, you guessed it. 2 years of work experience.

      Are you not supposed to get experience from temping? If even the traditional places to get experience demand experience, WTF am I supposed to go?

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    129. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 1

      Nobody should feel compelled to change who they are in order to get work.

      To play Devil's Advocate, they aren't asking you to change who you are, merely who you look like. This site loves social engineers, I'm surprised more people haven't learned a thing from them.

      If you're not able to fool a personality test into thinking you're a great, extroverted kinda person how are you supposed to fool a customer, user, or other person you may come into contact with? As a sys admin I get a surprising amount of time with users and have to meet various representatives...at heart I'm a Hephaestus, reclusive, at his forge in the base of a volcano making beautiful things in the form of beautifully running systems, networks, and software, but when it's time to meet someone I can shift gears and make social plays like everyone else. I always considered this kind of thing to be a part of being in society in general, much less a job requirement. You don't have to lie on the procrustean bed of people's expectations, just make them think you have.

      The people using the test probably don't realize it but they're actually giving a good test of seeing if you have more than one aspect to your personality.

      Anyway, just some food for thought. Not everyone's going to agree with it.

      I'm still searching and have seen a LOT of these tests. The implication is clear: we don't want ANYONE remotely introverted... never mind most people have the capacity adopt a "game face".

      If you could adopt a game face, how come you didn't use it on the test? If you did and it didn't work, maybe your "game face" isn't as good as you thought? Just a thought.

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    130. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by joss · · Score: 1

      Understandable, habitual liars often use a 'tell the truth sometimes' strategy so asking someone the same question 10 times is surprisingly effective. It takes more determination than many people possess to lie about something 10 times in a row. If you can't avoid hiring the dishonest, at least hire people who aren't dishonest *and* stupid.

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    131. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Endymion · · Score: 1

      It's only dishonest if both the test taker and the test giver use the same interpretation for the question. The fact that most questions (including that "lying" one) are highly subjective means it's not a useful indicator for an individual. Yes, you may be able to show that a population tends to have a certain response to that question, but that's not the same thing.

      I am interested in your ability to live your life in a way where you are firmly committed to never telling a lie.

      Why do you think it's so necessary to lie? I agree with the grandparent poster and don't lie, as it's much EASIER to go through life without lying. I have lied in the past, and it only caused problems. No, not even "little white lies" - those are the worst. I can never remember them, and they tend to just balloon a situation up to something even more annoying. I do find that some people, primarily from older generations, do see me as "excessively frank or honest", as I often don't give the "expected" little white lie in some situations, but really those situations are minor compared to the mess of having to remember lies. Are you certain it's not that you (and other people) are just used to making "little, trivial" lies, and don't notice the costs involved?

      Maybe this explains why I have such a hard time communicating with my existing psychiatrists - they have this strange set of assumptions about people, and I don't fit some of them. The lying thing being one of them. It certainly seems to piss them off a LOT when I ask for them to interpret the vague parts of their funny tests...

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    132. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by jlowe · · Score: 1

      I think, as a general rule, most people do tell some lies. It just makes social situations easier, and sometimes it is done without even considering it. I see more cost associated with ensuring total honesty in all situations. Again, just my personal thoughts on this particular issue. I try to live honestly, but I don't see myself as totally honest all times.

      Everyone makes assumptions about people, that is just life. Sometimes they are right, sometimes they are wrong. Your point about the question being subjective is true. As I said previously, a test like that will always have some room for error and should never be the only criteria used for a purpose.

      But, as a general indicator or screening for other concerns, I think they are very useful. And, a "lie" scale on a test would not be based on that one question. There would be several (or many) that someone would have to answer "incorrectly" to give the appearance of deception.

    133. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't feel too bad about it. I ran into the same exact situation - couldn't pass their asinine personality/sick-morality exam. While that shouldn't mean anything to you on it's own, consider this:

      Have you ever gone into a Best Buy and actually looked at some of the miscreants they've got on the Geek Squad? We're talking about people who look like they never learned how to properly bathe, have a poor attitude, carry themselves like street thugs, and generally have the intellect of moldy bread.

      If you are required to be an inferior person to work somewhere, you really are better off not working there. That's hard to hear when you need a pay check, but it's still true, I think - at least if you're not a shitty person yourself. Because, as a non-shitty person in a shitty environment, you're likely to be fired. And only complete losers can't keep a shit job, right?

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    134. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by BranMan · · Score: 1

      Well, duh! Of course not - Santa already KNOWS if you've been naughty or nice. The children don't have to tell him.

      Jeez - everybody knows THAT.

    135. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Your mileage may vary, but I just jumped $30k in salary during a recession.

      Wait, that makes you the arrogant jackass, right?

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    136. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by msslc3 · · Score: 1

      OK, I am a lawyer, but this is not legal advice.

      About 30 years ago I applied for a job as an attorney with a Fortune 100 company. They liked me but said I had to take a psychological test to qualify for the job. They wanted me to go take it the same day but I told them I couldn't do it until two days later.

      In the meantime, I went to the public library and read William Whyte's book, "The Organization Man." http://www.amazon.com/Organization-Man-William-H-Whyte/dp/0812218191/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231883226&sr=1-1 At the end of the book is an appendix on "How to Cheat on Personality Tests." Very helpful. In fact, I think the test described in the book was the very same one I took.

      So what happened? I didn't hear from them for just over a year. Then they called and wanted to hire me. By that time I had taken another job far away and didn't look back.

    137. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I agree completely - HR in this country is completely out of control. A job applicant can apply to several hundred positions before he gets even as much as an automated response from HR, never mind a personal one.

      How is it socially acceptable for HR to do this shit? They'll have a lengthy list of requirements for a position, and then they a) will not return calls, b) will not notify you as to the completion of the position, and c) don't even bother to let you know what, exactly, you're applying for most of the time in the first place - whether it's due to some bullshit job posting description (relating to their lack of knowledge/caring) or because they're simply short on information throughout the whole hiring process.

      I want to know what it is these so-called HR professionals do all day. I've seen offices full of the blighters for fairly small organizations. What are they doing for their companies which justify their existence? Are there really all THAT many governmental requirements for hiring that a 30+ person staff is necessary for a company of only a thousand or so?

      In my book, HR is starting to get a worse rap than lawyers. Yes, it's probably better to dislike lawyers for being evil and scheming, but it's a lot easier to hate the HR people for being evil due to stupidity, incompetence

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    138. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      But surely hiring people who are dishonest, but not stupid, just means they'll be better at ripping you off? Seems to me this is how things like Madoff happen.

    139. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      It is good to be a pessimist. You are right nine times out of ten, and when you are wrong, you are pleasantly surprised.

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    140. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      HR, more than any category, I think, believes in silly hockus-pokeus (sic) like tarot cards, palm reading, and magic crystals which contain existential energies. It's why they're in HR - they're pretty touchy-feely, and it's a "people" job, right? That requires touchy-feely.

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    141. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This included phys ed. I'm by no means an athelete but I outperformed the jocks on the track when there was a grade attached to it.

      You can fake physical ability? Uncanny! Please tell me your secret.

    142. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      Well, what about people who do have that sort of personality? What are they supposed to do, starve?

      Work in a different industry? There are a lot of IT jobs that aren't in trading/clearing/brokering.

    143. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like someone who doesn't think that presenting false alternatives constitutes an argument.

      Unless you're hiring a salesman.

    144. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, those are in there. And unless you have a lobotomy you can answer those appropriately without pause. The flaw comes from the person designing the test making the wild assumption that they are intelligent and you are not and therefore their 'clever' question will deceive you. Most are avoiding by simply not answering with absolutes. Usually the tests have multiple degrees of affirmation.

      Having seen both the tests for testing children/adolescents/adults for mental illness, depression, addiction, etc and employment tests I can assure they are founded on the same useless principles. They simply measure your ability to lie because everyone lies on those tests. Mostly because the tests seek conformist well adjusted individuals who meet social norms and real people don't and shouldn't fit those molds.

    145. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Jaazaniah · · Score: 1
      Classic indeed. I think the business administration community has heard enough about this, however. I know someone who recently got her bachelors in business management, and I was kind of skimming along on her materials. Turns out this is one of the pitfalls of systems meant to test honesty - the problem becomes that humans who aren't paying attention often aren't thinking exactly like the PhD's of psychology thought they would when the generic test was constructed, and the rest will probe the machine and become smarter than the tool.

      Instead, the course material pointed to the value of tests like Myers-Biggs, and hiring to positions that fit personality types to avoid workplace pressure, things like the outgoing creative thinker in a technical sales position or the introverted linear thinker in places like QA.

      You can't yet test honesty with a computer program unless there are stakes, and by the time there are stakes, you're already getting gamed by the dishonest people. There may be a solution for this in the future, but for now, the system is being gamed.

    146. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "'Efficiency is composed of accuracy and speed. How is each of these weighted?'

      You don't weight them, you are superman and work both accurately and fast. Whatever option gives the most of both is what you want. Companies never want you to SAY you are willing to sacrifice quality for speed. If there is an option that says you will exceed goals ahead of deadline, pick that one."

      I disagree.

      Efficiency is the driver of something. It may be the driver of getting to market faster than the competitor, it may be the driver of cost, it may be the driver of quality (i.e. efficient, quality production); the point being you need to find out what is being driven.

      Accuracy and Speed are components of efficiency by the definition given, and which is more important is dependent upon the desired outcome. So do your homework and know what the strategies are of the company that is hiring you. If you have done your homework, then you can see which one is more important and why in the context of the company hiring you.

    147. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. I had a friend lose his job and when he looked at getting his old job at the supermarket back, he didn't take it because unemployment paid more.

    148. Re:I would like to hear from a lawyer on this.. by Pope · · Score: 1

      There's a fine line between Genius, Madness, and Eccentricity; I like to think I've got a foot firmly planted on both.

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  15. They're usually boring by mishehu · · Score: 3, Funny

    The one I really liked was the one in the movie "The Game"...

    You just can't beat the Consumer Recreation Services' true/false test with items like "I frequently hurt small animals." and "I feel guilty when I masturbate."

    1. Re:They're usually boring by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know that was a joke, but it brings up a real point:

      The problem with ALL such "true/false" personality tests is that there are frequently good reasons for answering the "wrong" way, that the test-makers did not anticipate:

      "I frequently hurt small animals... I was raised as a Buddhist, but I eat chicken and eggs."

      "I feel guilty when I masturbate... because the wife is trying to get pregnant, but she is out of town today."

      And so on. Maybe silly examples, but they are examples.

    2. Re:They're usually boring by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > "I feel guilty when I masturbate... because the wife is trying to get pregnant, but she is out of town today."

      You must be either awesome or awful at this masturbation thing that doing it on one day makes sex impossible on the next.

    3. Re:They're usually boring by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      "I frequently hurt small animals."

      No, but I am frequently hurt *by* a small animal. It's one of the interesting facts of life when living with a cat who's part bobcat. He likes to play hunt but sometimes gets a little carried away lol

      At least it keeps me on my toes =]

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    4. Re:They're usually boring by MadKeithV · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Best question: "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?"

    5. Re:They're usually boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To which the only proper reply is NO.

    6. Re:They're usually boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fail. That's the problem with higher IQs, you tend to think of multiple solutions, whereas the average person thinks of only the 1 obvious answer.

      "I frequently hurt small animals" to 95% of people means that YOU, HURT (via some action that YOU perform), small animals. It's pretty clear and black & white really.

      Most likely you fail the test because you're trying to skirt around the most direct and obvious context of the question.

    7. Re:They're usually boring by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Correct answer: "Which one??"

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    8. Re:They're usually boring by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 1

      Best question: "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?"

      No. She sucks at Halo 3.

      Peter

    9. Re:They're usually boring by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an application for entering a Christian church HAHAHA! Catholic to be exact.

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    10. Re:They're usually boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, "have you stopped beating your wife?"

  16. I once took one... by mongoose(!no) · · Score: 1

    For some summer jobs I was applying for in high school. Turns out Acme Markets was looking for people who could work well with others.

  17. Last I heard they were still a crock... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I too took Industrial Psychology, and some other psychology courses as well. I remember that two of the courses covered the subject of "personality testing", and nearly all the material and cases we covered criticized the use of personality testing for any kind of serious use, as being notoriously unreliable.

    For example, my professors (and our course material) taught me that some corporations still use one or another form of the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory (MMPI), or tests derived from it, for personality testing prospective employees and so on. In the words of one professor: "This test and similar tests were thoroughly discredited over 20 years ago. It is astounding that anybody would still give them credence."

    But apparently some still do.

    Some personality tests are easy to figure out, which indeed rewards cheaters. Others use various levels of trickery to try to combat cheating (multiple, modified forms of the same question scattered throughout the test, for example), which rewards the more intelligent cheaters. And so on. Often the tests are biased culturally, and some of them still in use are so old that their wording, assumptions, and scoring are questionable today.

    In short, I would look at personality tests for pre-employment screening the same way I look at drug testing and standard polygraphs: If you are an "innocent" person, you should NEVER volunteer to do these things. They do absolutely nothing to help your situation, and all you can do is lose. Statistically, they are also biased toward false positives more than false negatives, and the odds are not in your favor. And finally, I thoroughly despise the "guilty until proven innocent" attitude that is firmly set by the use of these tests when there is no prior suspicion of wrongdoing or problems. It sends the wrong message to employees, and their families, and their children.

    1. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by Torodung · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And, as a follow up, these tests notoriously reflect a person's "self-image," not necessarily the way their personality actually functions and how they will interact with others. The indications a test determines must be carefully verified in an interview, not taken at face value like a piece of litmus paper.

      The basic fact is that a single person's testimony is demonstrably unreliable, sometimes even (or in many cases especially) when it regards themselves.

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    2. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by Shados · · Score: 1

      To add to that, you also don't want to WORK for a company that uses these tests, even if you successfully nail the offer. Since they reward cheaters, the entire company quickly gets filled by manipulative assholes.

      At my last job, one of the most highly paid programmer was a compulsive liar. Out of curiosity, I googled up his resume, knowing him well enough to be able to tell the truth from not... It was extremely carefully crafted and full of lies that were difficult to disprove. (I realize most resumes are made to make the person look good, but that was pushed to the extreme). The hiring process of that company was mostly full of yes/no questions. "Do you know technology XYZ?" "Are you comfortable in working in ABC environment?" And having talked with him, he would never say he didn't know something, even when it was the case. All that in addition to these silly personality tests.

      So these tests that "reward cheaters", they're a corporate culture more than anything. Avoid companies who use them at all cost.

    3. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by Endymion · · Score: 1

      If you think it's bad in the employment area, you should try dealing with psychiatrists.

      Some years ago, I came to the unfortunate realization that I actually do need certain medications to stay sane, and therefor have to deal with psychs to get them. I recently was forced to change doctors for money/insurance reasons (long story), and the new one happens to think the MMPI test is the best thing ever. In further probing, she also fails several basic foundational ideas of both science and logic, but I digress.

      It's one thing to not get a job because you "fail" one of these tests; it's a whole other world of pain when a doctor takes you off all the medications that work, and tries to put you on schizophrenia medications because "you are obviously just being paranoid about the tests". What did they consider "paranoia" and "aggressive refusal to cooperate"? Asking for clarification on a couple questions. Apparently you are just supposed to not think about the questions and answer them in a non-logical, emotionally based manner. The one test that I did finish? I, of course, never hear any results about it, nor am I given a chance to go over it, let alone an opportunity to refute their analysis.

      Every piece of advice you give is very true. It's biased against thinking, they make old and questionable assumptions about culture, how personalities work, etc. The "guilty until proven innocence" here is deafening. After all this recent mess, I'm wondering if there's any possible way these tests can help somebody even in the best case - it's just too random.

      And these doctors wonder why a lot of us don't consider the psychological studies "sciences"... *sigh*

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    4. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      Since they reward cheaters, the entire company quickly gets filled by manipulative assholes.

      Alas, far too many medical professionals:-( I have to look pretty hard to find a doctor who actually wants to help people. Once you find one they can usually refer you to more of the same when it comes to specialists though.

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    5. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all about HR and Security Asshats covering their butts.
      Theses tests provide the following benefits to HR or Security:
      1- Require little effort to administer
      2- Are subjective, so the final result can be skewed as desired
      3- Give a veneer of "SCIENCE" to hiring
      4- A new skill = job security for the administrators
      5- an easy scapegoat should an applicant have 'problems' later
      6- Administrators don't have to learn any REAL people reading skills.
      7- Give the test,leave room, DONUT TIME!
      and so on..

      be better off reading tea leaves.

    6. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I too took Industrial Psychology, and some other psychology courses as well. I remember that two of the courses covered the subject of "personality testing", and nearly all the material and cases we covered criticized the use of personality testing for any kind of serious use, as being notoriously unreliable.

      My course basically said they were unreliable too, which is why I posted TFA.

      It makes me wonder the human resources departments at places that still use these tests.

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    7. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It used to be illegal to administer these things in some states...

    8. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      A decade ago the Air Force was still using the MMPI. I remember taking it and talking with a pair of Air Force shrinks (one a Lt. Col. and the other a new-looking Captain) about the results. They skipped over the one scale that was clearly outside of the 'normal' range for me, so I asked about it.

      "That indicates, uh, non-traditional masculinity. It's not uncommon in, uh, college guys..."

      This was at the height of the "don't ask, don't tell" controversy and it was a little funny watching both of them squirm.

    9. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by Chessucat · · Score: 1

      The Navy shrinks gave me a 566 questions test called the MMPI to help determined a appropriate personality disorder diagnosis for a quick and expedient ADSEP from peace-time military service.

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    10. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      So, you are saying that tests reward those who realize how to beat them? Sounds just fair to me...

    11. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your professor was misinformed, at least about the MMPI. It's far from "discredited," in any general sense. Look up the recent research (recent meaning past 20 years; MMPI-2). It is extremely useful for a variety of uses, and is probably the most reliable and valid measure of personality currently in existence. That said, it's limited in the scope of what it measures, and its reliability/validity are far from perfect.

      One thing none of these tests can do is to tell the examiner with any certainty whether or not a person is honest. Another thing they can't do is predict future behavior very well. But they do both things (as well as estimating a person's personality traits) much, much better than interviews, "expert" opinions, or any other semistructured or unstructured assessment procedure.

      These imperfect measures are the best we have, for many purposes. The worst among them are worse than nothing at all, but the best are a far sight better than humans can do without the help of a structured procedure and normative data.

      Of course, we'd all like to believe we're smarter than science, but we're not. As Homer says, what are ya gonna do.

    12. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by dkathrens77 · · Score: 1

      I have worked in nuclear power generation for the past 25 years. I've had to take the MMPI every time I go to a different plant, whether I've worked there before or not. You say the MMPI was thoroughly discredited 20 years ago? Nobody told the Nuclear Fairies... Me and everyone I've worked with refer to the MMPI as "the nut test" and we all assume it's to exclude SANE people, not US!

    13. Re:Last I heard they were still a crock... by MoriaOrc · · Score: 1

      I did an internship at a nuke plant a few years ago and had to take one of those tests. I especially liked the "obvious" questions, like "Is someone trying to poison you? Y/N." In the end I managed to get by without even having to go see the shrink, though some relatively normal looking people did. Just wasted an hour or two on the test, and another waiting around afterwords for the results, which I never saw.

  18. Yeah, for dating/marriage by Toe,+The · · Score: 0, Troll

    Informal personality tests are often administered by women to gauge males' employability as a boyfriend/husband.

    This often doesn't go well for those in "an IT or more technical context"

    1. Re:Yeah, for dating/marriage by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      Informal personality tests are often administered by women to gauge males' employability as a boyfriend/husband.

      This often doesn't go well for those in "an IT or more technical context"

      ...Also because a lot of guys in our thing don't get that you need to be interviewing them to figure out their flaws, too. Yeah, she's got boobies... Yay.

      Real question is: Would a psychiatrist refer to her as "a complete whack-job" or not?

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  19. Snake oil... by Alyeska · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Research tests that are supposed to judge sociological phenomena, designed to be issued to mass numbers of people for data, are being sold to employers as tools to judge individuals. It simply doesn't work that way. Might as well use Astrology....

    1. Re:Snake oil... by bruceslog · · Score: 1

      I failed one of these tests years ago, the question they had a problem with was
      "Would You Lie ?"
      I answered Yes.
      When the manager ( who was a friend of a friend ) later asked why I said I'd lie, I told him that I normally don't lie, but if he came up to me with a gun in his hands and in a rage, asking me where so and so is, I would lie to him about where so and so was.
      So Yes, I'd lie.
      I'm sure anyone would.. just depends on the circumstance.

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  20. Inept management by hwyhobo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am deeply convinced (a euphemism for "I have no proof") that most of this nonsense is driven by the fact that a lot of today's management does not understand the subject matter of what they manage; therefore, they cannot appropriately interview candidates. Instead, they engage in meaningless "personality tests" and other psychobabble, which is mostly what they learn during ever-popular "management" (read, "I-have-no-aptitude-for-science") studies.

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    1. Re:Inept management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree . . . these types of tests are associated with the rise of "professional managers", who supposedly have some sort of general management skills, such that they can manage factory line workers and retail salespersons equally well, they just know how to manage. I question whether such a general managerial skill exists.

      Another feature of the professional business manager who knows nothing about his (or any) business, is undue attention to tax breaks and tax avoidance, and games of accounting. When you don't know how to make cars, run a pipeline, or write software, but you are part of shifting professional class that may find themselves in charge of any of these, then you tend to do things such as move facilities to a lower tax area, rather than improve basic opporations. Changing the way you calculate the worth of loans and facilities from "mark-to-market" to something else is considered "innovation" only if you truly have no idea how to take $100 and make something that is worth $110.

      I also suspect that professional managers ignorant of business tend as a group to over-spend on advertising, branding, and marketing, but that correlation is not as strong as the tax / accounting focus.

    2. Re:Inept management by Alyeska · · Score: 1
      Close.... For most of my career, I've written business processes to manage very large industries.

      Today's managers aren't satisfied with the status quo, regardless of how successful it may be. They compete with each other to make *changes* -- not necessarily improvements -- to make it look like they're taking an active role in managing their responsibilities.

      The latest book, the latest software tool, the latest Zen Management Philosophy seminar, it doesn't matter: It's "the latest."

      Can't tell you how many times I heard impassioned questions like, "What? You haven't read 'The Tipping Point' yet?"

    3. Re:Inept management by lorelorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sort of. The goal of such convoluted hiring practises is not to hire the 'best' candidate for the position but instead to protect the person making the decision of who to hire. This will crop up frequently in large, bureaucratic organisations, where following a process is valued above all else. HR people love them.

    4. Re:Inept management by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      No one ever got fired for installing MMPI on the server maintenance employees.

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    5. Re:Inept management by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      ...aaaand this folks, is the antithesis to libertarian bullshit.

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    6. Re:Inept management by hwyhobo · · Score: 1

      Someone mod up this anonymous coward (parent), for he knows what he's talking about.

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    7. Re:Inept management by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Management? We're talking about tests orchestrated by HR, here. The same HR which is composed of the people who were too stupid to do their own work in college and spent most of it trying to lie, cheat, and steal answers from others.

      No, they're not all like that. But I challenge you to find one out of 5 HR people who are any two of honest, intelligent, and friendly towards others not like themselves.

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  21. Before someone points it out... by Klootzak · · Score: 1

    Somehow I misspelt excellent, and forgot the word "how"...

    Here's something I thought was an excellent example of how HR people tend to think.

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  22. Testing personality testing arbitrary skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about personality testing, but IBM once had an aptitude test (and it still might) called IPATO. It was a ridiculous exercise, and required one to perform arbitrary matrix operations in one's head within a finite amount of time. I'd be curious if anyone on these forums has gone through this bizarre process ... Here's a summary taken from an internal IBM site (does not appear to be available publicly):

    Glossary IPAT/IPATO - Information Processing Aptitude Test

    The Information Processing Aptitude Test (IPAT) is currently administered to US job applicants for Band 6 positions in Job Families 01, 02, 03, 04 and 06 which consist of Software Engineer, Information Technology Support, Hardware/Development Engineer, Other Engineer and IT Architect/Specialist positions. The IPAT (which measures reasoning and predicts the ability to rapidly learn and process complex information) is intended to be used as part of the Total Assessment of applicants being considered for these positions.

    Implemented in 1987, the IPAT is used by IBM in over 20 countries worldwide and available in 10 languages. The original validation study for the IPAT showed that IPAT test scores were the best single predictor of success in training and job performance when compared to other single predictors including Grade Point Average (GPA). This original study also showed that the IPAT was a fair test for minorities. The Global Selection Team, Talent Management and Delivery, revalidated the IPAT in July 1999. The results of this study confirmed the finding of the original validation study: higher IPAT scores predict higher probability of job success. The results also indicate that the IPAT continues to outperform Grade Point Average (GPA) as a predictor of job performance. An additional validation study was completed in July, 2000 for Hardware/Development/Other Engineers with highly similar results. In 2002 a study was conducted which extended the use of the test for applicants to technical co-op positions (Job Families 01, 02, 03, 04, and 06).

    The IPAT was redesigned in 2001-2002 to allow online administration. The redesigned test was designated Information Processing Aptitude Test Online (IPATO) and was first implemented in the US in 2002 (currently available in 19 countries, 6 languages). Because of this, significant redesign to the test and its administration were made, IBM's Global Selection Team conducted a study to (re)validate the IPATO. Results from the 2004 study again confirmed the IPATO to be a strong predictor of job success - - higher IPATO scores indicated higher probability of job success.

    Given IBM's commitment to hiring based on total assessment, it is important that managers give proper consideration to all relevant job-related factors. If a manager wishes to make an offer to a candidate whose IPATO score is below average (as indicated on the Test Results Sheet provided by Talent Delivery), he or she should ensure that there are other clear, job-related compensating factors that support this decision. Compensating factors may include specific technical knowledge, outstanding communication or demonstrated leadership skills.

    In addition, if a manager does not wish to extend an offer to an applicant whose IPATO score is considerably above average, there should be clear job-related reasons for that decision as well.

  23. If I can add something, and this is a real kicker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was applying to a separate division of a company my mother works for

    She is considered the best in her department, and even the VP's worship the ground she walks on.

    She helped with the test!

    I never got a reply!

    The conclusion: personality/ "unicru" style tests would easily reject the best workers, and If she had applied today as opposed to when she came in 20 years ago she would never have graced their department!

  24. Just Took Industrial Psych Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Came off as a lot of BS to me. At least the way it was presented. Every so often there would be a sprinkling of foundational psych in there, but most of the time it's just a matter of exploiting believed trends for the purpose of hiring efficiency.

    Personality tests simply serve as a quick way for organizations to screen out candidates who likely don't have the traits desired for the position. Those remaining don't necessarily posses them either, but it is more likely that they do.

    The problem is that personality tests don't tell you much about a person's ability to actually perform a job (granted you'd hope that some effort would be put in to uncover this). It also greatly over simplifies the complexities of the human personality. That and there's the whole business with test taker honesty and bias.

    What it can do is possibly screen out candidates who have extreme traits that generally aren't desirable on any job.

  25. Yep... by painehope · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was recently turned down by a recruiting company when they discovered that I had 2 DWIs (both of which were 10+ years old) and 2 weapon possession cases (one of which was legitimate, the other was total bullshit that I signed a plea-bargain on so I wouldn't have to sit out the time and lose my job).

    Now, personality tests aren't a big worry to me. I'm pretty crazy (by "normal" standards) but intelligent and diligent, so not only do I make a good (if outspoken) employee, but I figured out a long time ago how to manipulate psychological tests. I did it as a teenager, when I was incarcerated in numerous state institutions. If I wanted out of the place, I just picked the answers that made me sound as sane and healthy as an indoctrinated drone. If I wanted to beat a criminal case on grounds of insanity (that's the shortened term for it), I simply picked answers that would make sense for the given situation.

    Human beings are pattern-recognizing creatures by nature. And the more intelligent a person is, the more aware of a situation they are and the easier it becomes for them to manipulate a test.

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    1. Re:Yep... by Zurk · · Score: 1

      you took a misd because you did not want to lose a job ? umm...arent your priorities a bit screwed up ? most employers dont touch anyone with a conviction for good reason.
      why didnt you simply have those discharged ? after 10+ yrs you can easily apply to get them wiped from your record....and you should try your best to avoid making it longer.
       

    2. Re:Yep... by painehope · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've never had a problem getting a job before. No felony convictions, aggravated or otherwise, etc. Just bullshit cases. Besides, what would you rather have done - fought the case, potentially lost (both the case and the job), and sat in state jail for a year or two (there's no parole in TX state jails, no good time, nothing - day for day; penitentiary time is different...you can get 10 years and get paroled after 3, regardless of what you do inside) or take time served and keep working?

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    3. Re:Yep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have one question for you...
      "you just killed a man. Why?"

    4. Re:Yep... by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

      Shame really - drunken, gun-toting employees are such fun...

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  26. No... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we DON'T all know what that means. "Making out" as a phrase is terminally vague, and could mean many different things to many different people. That is precisely why these tests are so worthless: they presume to test things based on information that is not just imperfect, but horribly distorted as well.

    "I got the job, though I quit seven months later because this job was had began to run my life, something I loathed with a passion."

    Hint: I have heard that Google is "the exception that proves the rule", but in general, if a company asked me to take a personality test prior to employment, I would walk out the door and not come back. Not because I have anything to hide, but because I know just how much bullshit these tests really are. If you are a good person, you should never take one, because unless it is one of those awesomely simple-minded tests, it can only make you look worse than if you had not taken one in the first place.

    1. Re:No... by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the entire point of using the term making out is because it is so vague. IF you said no, they could figure that your willing to over look potentially wrong doing by other employees. If you said define making out, it could show that your willing to over look the actions that you agree of or the rules you disagree with. If you said something along the order of "if they were just holding hands and kissing, no, if it was more then that probably (or yes)", if could show that you know enough to know when someone crosses a line and are willing to inform them.

      Anyways, the question and answer isn't really important by itself. It means nothing without the other meaningless questions popped inside of other questions at random. You can see a trend that reinforces behavioral traits and the idea is to subconsciously extract it. For example, the making out question could have been followed by have you even told on your siblings or a school mate for doing something wrong. IF so, on a scale of one to ten with one being the most severe and 10 the least, point to the number referencing the least severe thing wrong and the most severe thing they did wrong. But they won't ask that right after the "making out" question, they will attempt to distract you from it altogether with other questions and then work it back in. The idea is to look for trends. Someone who always tells on people for the least bit wrong will tend to be an authoritarian who will bother management as well as disrupte the working environment. Or at least the potential it there. The person who will never complain will be too passive and watch everything fall apart right in front of him which isn't desirable either. But the people in between, as gauged by the other questions may actually be desirable even if tendencies to either extreme exist. Try taking a personality test by answering honestly then do it again while trying to manipulate the answers to be the person you think they will see you as. You will most likely be surprised at what you think the right answers really say about you.

      BTW, there are other personality test sites out there. I'm not affiliated with the one I posted nor am I with any of them. It's just the first one I saw from a google search and I recognized the names of the assignment the test attempts to associate with. I don't think there are any specific right and wrong answers to it. It just attempts to show how others will see you.

    2. Re:No... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      I always figured the phrase "making out" very clearly meant kissing, I never imagined others might take it to mean different things. I guess that means I'd fail the test.

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    3. Re:No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Making out" as a phrase is terminally vague, and could mean many different things to many different people.

      What the question is asking is, If you saw something that might be questionable, do you alert someone or just go about your business.

      Either answer could be viewed positively (you don't let stuff slide or pass the buck) or negatively (they won't want you knowing about their operations 'cause they're doing something shady & you'll rat them out).

      If given properly, you can learn a lot about people through some of these tests. It just usually takes a degree in some type of Psychology in order to properly administer one. Which is not preset in your average HR department.

      Either that, or the people you are applying to are Scientology members, and trying to determine if you're weak-minded enough to be bullied into joining.

    4. Re:No... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I understand that, which is what I was trying to convey. I do not believe that "making out" was actually intended to represent what the poster seemed to think... and that was exactly my point.

      I have looked at a number of these tests pretty closely, and seen how they are scored. I am aware of the obfuscation and the seeming "random" nature of the questions they ask, and I know why they do it that way.

      I have taken tests, along with friends and classmates, and we compared our experiences. Part of one of the exercises was what you described: answering one test as honestly as possible (which is difficult, given the ambiguity of the questions), and another where you answer using what you "think" are the right answers.

      In the heavy majority of the cases, based on the group majority opinion of the test-taker (at least some of whom were personal friends), the "honestly" answered tests were much less descriptive of the test-taker's actual personality than the test on which they "cheated".

      Which you might argue increases the accuracy of the tests, since most people apparently cheat... but that does not really follow. It still means that the test is not measuring what it purports to measure.

      And by the way, apologies, but I did not see the particular test you were talking about. I was replying to this comment only. I will try to find your reference and check it out.

  27. "ORly?" by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    As far as I'm concerned, it simply punishes the extremely stupid.

    If you can't even figure out how a "good employee" would answer for most of the questions, then I highly suspect you stand little chance of actually being one.

    Except you have NO IDEA how a "good employee" would answer.

    Policies differ from company to company, department to department, and even in sub-departmental work units.

    This type of material should be covered in training.

    It's like demanding a medical school applicant perform cutting edge neuro-surgery in order to be accepted.

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    1. Re:"ORly?" by shaitand · · Score: 3, Insightful

      'Except you have NO IDEA how a "good employee" would answer.'

      No in my experience. Corporate go-getter company policy licking droid is pretty much a standard across all large companies I've encountered. This thing is produced by HR and executive level management after all. Don't confuse actual on the job work habits and needs with the corporate ideal invented by HR and public facing front of the company. It isn't like your actual manager is going to bother reading the thing.

  28. Re:Let's See... by painehope · · Score: 1

    Out of curiousity, did your father ever encounter a candidate that was both patient and dogged enough to deal with the BS questions, and sharp enough to snap to it when faced with a real problem? There are people like that. I'm energetic but astute, so unless I was faced with 2^10 basic math questions, I think the test would be easy to beat.

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  29. A place that used IQ tests by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I worked for a place that gave interviewees - right down to the front desk secretary - an IQ test.

    I was hired as part of a sort of package deal (they were stuck with me regardless of IQ, lol) but I found it incredibly scary that this company judged their employees by an IQ test.

    For the record, the employees at this company were no brighter than at any other company I've worked for. I had lunches stolen by employees, and the top non-C-level earner in the company was a wreck, taking just about every medication in the book to keep up with the stress. In fact, the company was almost universally hated by the people who worked there, but the pay seemed to be sufficient for them to stay.

    What the IQ test came down to was, the guy at the top who was administering the test was constantly reminding everyone in private that he hadn't met someone yet who had a higher score than him. He was defending his little piece of ground, pyschologically speaking. And he was the type that, had he met someone with an IQ higher than him, he probably wouldn't let that person alone until he found a deep character flaw or piece of trivia they didn't know about.

    The company had previously gone through related lawsuits, so it's surprising that the collective ego of those at the top was so great that even such a poor hiring policy escaped scrutiny.

    Personality testing strikes me as a rather good idea, but it also seems to indicate that corporations are firmly planted in afraid-to-fire-people land now.

    1. Re:A place that used IQ tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM.

      Never before on a job interview have I had to take a standardized test (yes, a fill-in-the-bubbles SAT style test).

      The questions were ridiculous... I mean ones where it was like you were applying to BE a computer, not program one. For example, what is the value in column 3 of the row below the one starting with 1? They were really really old questions seemingly rooted in the 60s/70s state of the art.

      I rocked the test actually, I'm great at standardized testing. I knew three others who took the test and had the same qualifications, if not more, than me. I got a job offer that was literally $500/yr higher than their identical offers. That kind of ridiculousness can only come from some kind of point system, I like to imagine it was the tests. Because it would be the kind of stupid thing that anyone who relies on those kinds of tests would do.

    2. Re:A place that used IQ tests by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised that the company has gone through lawsuits, seeing as using an IQ test for discriminating for the purposes of employment is almost certainly racist. Your former employer is playing a very dangerous game using IQ tests to differentiate employees. The APA conducted studies showing that scores on IQ tests (which is not the same thing as intelligence I might add) correlate with race. While I wouldn't go so far as to call an IQ test racist (since we don't really know why test scores between races are different), using them as a basis for employment almost certainly is.

      It isn't like there isn't precedent, Griggs v. Duke Power Company for example shows that using an IQ test can be deemed as discrimination against a protected class.

    3. Re:A place that used IQ tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I presume that's not Reynolds & Reynolds?

      Same profile up to the tests and company profile.

  30. If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and assuming that I were alone in the desert with scant food or water, my answer would be "drink its blood, and eat the rest".

    That is a completely sane and eminently practical answer. Oh, and "keep its shell for future collection of water."

    But I'll bet you just about anything that is not the answer they want to hear. They would rather see you dehydrate and starve, as long as you are "warm-hearted" and "ethical" about it.

    1. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Informative

      You should probably watch the first five minutes of Blade Runner. I don't want to spoil it for you but the Q&A session ends badly.

    2. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by laron · · Score: 1

      Actually drinking the blood might be a bad idea if you have no water reserve. IIRC it would be too salty. But maybe one shouldn't elaborate during the interview.

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    3. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe you should watch it again.

      The whole point is that it is not a question.

      Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
      Leon: What one?
      Holden: What?
      Leon: What desert?
      Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
      Leon: But, how come I'd be there?
      Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
      Leon: Tortoise? What's that?
      Holden: [irritated by Leon's interruptions] You know what a turtle is?
      Leon: Of course!
      Holden: Same thing.
      Leon: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
      Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
      Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
      Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
      Leon: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?
      Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
      [Leon has become visibly shaken]
      Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?

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    4. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      It's no saltier than your own. People have survived on the ocean with nothing to drink but fish blood, which also has essentially the same concentration of salt.

    5. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      The problem with that little test is that it would call me a Replicant. I'm not a Replicant; I just have a sense of flippant calm about me and don't care much for anonymous small animals.

    6. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      And a simple anonymous DNA profile would have given a better answer. The replicants will either not have DNA, or have DNA identical to a version in svn.

    7. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I suppose in that situation you might be short of electrolytes anyway.

    8. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by Plunky · · Score: 1

      People have survived on the ocean with nothing to drink but fish blood, which also has essentially the same concentration of salt.

      IIRC fish in the sea actually are significantly less salty than the sea. Human blood is much saltier than fish, which is one reason claimed as to why shark attacks are not always fatal - the sharks don't really like the taste. I don't have any references for this though (and just going out, good luck :)

    9. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "warm-hearted" and "ethical" about it.

      I don't think that's it at all. I've failed a couple of these, lastly in 2006 to CompUSA (hahaha)!* I am a c'est la vie type person; compassionate, aggressive, peaceful, smiling, snarling, angelic asshole.

      To wit, and to quote Elvis Mitchell on cinematic riff in the midnight hours: Grey?---That's for the French. You want American cinema is black and white.

      Extremism.

      Seriosuly. That 2006 test I took deliberately, and with metronomic (best I could muster with the stupid ass questions posed) pace, lest decrition of question intent was considered tester prevarication / lying. IOW, I went grey, and thoughtful, raw truthful. Didn't work, I failed. Now I am not a killer, a thief, lazy, foolish, but industrious and as someone else has said multifaceted, with a core that is me---I really liked that image, friend---thanks!

      Most smart asses here are saying, what losers, gaming the test is expected, sheesh!---I was applying for a job truthfully but if my challenge is to bs hey thanks for the /. article. What came over me? I should've add rube/much-increased-cynical-sophisticate.

    10. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it is a question! You can see it! Holden's second-to-last line, "Why is that, Leon?" The point isn't the answer, but that doesn't make it not a question.

    11. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you were applying to PETA :)

    12. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny for storing the DNA in SVN

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    13. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      It *was* a question. It's just that the answer wasn't in what Leon said, but in how he acted (to wit: shooting Holden, although presumably that's not what Holden had intended.)
      The point of the "blush response, capillary dilation" voi-comp test was to distinguish between learned and programmed responses, and the point of the whole movie is that it's likely there aren't any: some of the replicants, including Rachel and presumably Deckard, were as human as any other human.

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    14. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But my name's not Leon

    15. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      An interesting read on how cellular osmosis regulation imposed evolutionary pressures on plasma concentration in vertebrates. Explains why most vertebrates have pretty similar plasma concentrations. Which is about 1/3-1/4 the salinity of the sea, which varies from 33-37%.

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    16. Re:If it were free-form, and not multiple choice, by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      So I suppose "use it as a sled to get down hills and carry my stuff until it dies, then eat it to keep me alive" isn't the best response I could've made, eh?

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  31. These tests can be good self-assessments by davidwr · · Score: 1

    An employer could try this tack:

    "Take this test on your own. We find that most of our long-time employees tend to score this way. If you score differently, be prepared to work with people who scored this way. We've found that people who score some other way tend to have problems including this, this, and this. If you scored some other way please take that into consideration before applying."

    This will deter some of the employees who are probably going to be high-turnover or high-maintenance, which will save the company some money. There will be some false-positives of course, but if it's designed well it will be a net benefit for the company, and determined or hungry applicants won't be automatically turned away.

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  32. I've found it once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those kind of tests are not so common in my country (though I has been a while since I looked for a new job).

    It was in 2002 and it had nothing identifiable as "X" or "Y" test. It was just a bunch of questions which you replied in another sheet (it was "yes" and "no" AFAIR).
    The curious thing is that you had to connect (graphically, with a line.. like "yes" goes to the right and "no" to the left) an answer to another.
    Apparently the psychological evaluation was done in the form of the resulting curve/shape of the global vertical line.

    Back then I badly needed a job and my CV was not that impressive (I was not hired BTW). If it were today, I would simply say "please discard my CV" and walk away.

    1. Re:I've found it once by David+Gerard · · Score: 1
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  33. They do by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    weed out honest and capable individuals. See the question about the toroise above.

  34. Re: Personality Testing for Employment by Tamran · · Score: 0

    Amusingly, I scored slightly above normal in the hostility department (my inward reaction to that was "Who you callin' hostile, m___f___r?"). But they took all that in stride and offered me a job, which I didn't take.

    You made me almost fall out of my chair. Funny stuff ...

  35. Had to do it as a condition of accepting by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

    I was offered a job at my current work *after* I passed the interview, but before I could sign the paperwork.

    I found it a bit strange that I sat in an interview, impressed them enough to get hired, and then they - what? wanted to know if I was an axe murderer?

    The one question that stuck in my mind was "Have you ever felt so angry you thought you couldn't control your violent actions?". Seriously WTF? I would have thought that was covered in "No I don't have any violent crime convictions..."

    I like it where I work though. Great company - but that psych test was amongst the wierdest set of questions I've ever been asked.

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    1. Re:Had to do it as a condition of accepting by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Do you think they would have accepted, "Yes, when I saw my father being murdered." as an acceptable response to that question? Or was it just Yes / No?

      Just pointing out that there are far too many assumptions in such tests.

    2. Re:Had to do it as a condition of accepting by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 1

      I remember answering a question like that more than once. I've unfortunately had two experiences with these tests - temp firms use them a lot. At first I thought the usual - how ridiculous it was etc. - but then I noticed that they always administer these tests, then leave you alone. I think the parsing of this stage of hiring is critical but simple - these are blunt instruments to measure only whether you're a complete psychopath, and not because you answer "yes" to the above question, but because the crazy tweakers that yell at strangers about their money or the homeless mentally ill who throw burritos at you on the sidewalk would read these questions, take it personally, and refuse to take such a test; it violates their rights, the test is "proven" to be discredited according to their professor, etc., etc. Nobody wants to hire those type of people.

      Manipulative sociopaths are accepted and encouraged in the workplace, quiet stressed-out types who get frustrated by tests and can't make their own decisions and want to tell strangers too much information only rust up the gears.

    3. Re:Had to do it as a condition of accepting by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

      Indeed - having taken one I'm of the firm opinion that it had no value whatsoever for exactly that reason.

      The questions were actually more like statements with the options: Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Agree and Strongly Agree.

      Absolutely useless if you ask me.

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    4. Re:Had to do it as a condition of accepting by shentino · · Score: 1

      Stupid tests are probably asshole catchers.

      A test to see how well you'll kiss ass and buckle down and do as you're told.

      If you fight the test for ANY REASON, you haven't proven you have a backbone or a spine, you've only proven that you're not a sheep willing to be sheared, and you get the boot.

      Suck it up and fill it out, you show you're willing to do your duty, not rock the boat, and generally be a "team player", and above all else, give utmost respect to the "team captain", aka, your boss. No matter how little respect they show you.

      Face it. You don't kiss ass to some degree and submit to your boss like an omega to an alpha, you'll get your hide shredded to pieces, fed to the dogs, and crapped out of the company faster than you can blink.

      Incidentally, if the tests are so completely outrageous that no reasonable person would tolerate them, then quite frankly, you can kiss the company's ass, because quite frankly, it's going to be a company you won't last long in anyway.

      Office politics are an attention greedy reality in the workplace, sad to say. Human nature being what it is, life is NEVER fair.

  36. Re:Let's See... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative

    My father, a civil engineer, once worked for a Phoenix company that employed another kind of test--long, pointless, exhausting tests and interview questions for candidates, followed at the end of the day with one or two questions that were actually important. He, too, was in a hiring position, and informed that it was "all about wearing them down" so they would give honest responses at the end out of sheer impatience with the process.

    Part of the reason for those long exhausting personality tests is repetition.

    Important questions are repeated with the question/answer slightly changed. If you're 'cheating' (aka lying) then it is likely you won't give consistent answers and it shows up as a giant red flag when the answers are being evaluated.

    Of course, none of that matters when the testing procedure flawed. I.E. I've done monolithic personality tests where you can flip back and look at your answers. A proper test is broken up into sections that get taken away when you've completed them.

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  37. The problem, however, by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    is that you would be replacing one unworkable system with another system that is not useful for what it is supposed to be for. Why bother to trade in a poorly-working system, for one that works at least equally poorly? You do not gain anything thereby.

    Specifically, personality tests are: (1) Notoriously unreliable. All too often they do not measure what they claim to measure. (2) Transparent. Most of these tests can be answered dishonestly by people with a little bit of intelligence, further distorting the results. (3) Because of (1) and (2), they have a tendency to weed out good and honest people. (4) They set a "guilty until innocent" tone in the workplace.

    There is more, but I won't go on. If the tests were actually reliable, I might might change my mind about them. But they are not.

  38. Re:Testing personality testing arbitrary skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the mid-1990s IBM hired me as a software engineer straight from university.

    They gave you the job application, urine test, and this test after they made the decision to hire me. It was like "you have to do this, so just do it" The test was so easy that 99% of technical 4-year-degree graduates would pass it with flying colors and a good number of them would max it out.

    Oh, the piss test was easy too. They gave you plenty of notice.

  39. Application of Information by moore.dustin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Information gathered from personality tests should be used by intelligent managers in order to maximize the potential of their subordinates by playing to their strengths? Using the information to screen out certain individuals could be useful in some _very specific_ situations, sure. Generally speaking though, it is just misuse of valuable information that thus educated person would apply in their management practices.

    You do not ask an Idealist to proofread your financial documents, you do not ask a Pragmatic person to make long term strategic plans and you certainly are not going to get anything from a Realist if you ask them to brainstorm. Knowing how someone constructs their thoughts is _invaluable_. What does not do much good, however, is filtering your candidates to only one type. You are only asking for failure there, as every personality/thinking type has its vices.

    Every single type.

    1. Re:Application of Information by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but again, here is the problem: How can an intelligent manager properly use the information from the results of these tests, when an INTELLIGENT manager knows that the tests are notoriously inaccurate and unreliable?

      Just asking.

    2. Re:Application of Information by Alyeska · · Score: 1

      It used to be that these things called "Resumes" and "Interviews" would give you an idea of the applicants' specific abilities....

    3. Re:Application of Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capital letters? You're asserting that these categories exist in some sense that's measurable enough to show up in personality tests?

      The entire discussion basically says "put up the data or shut up".

      What test produces these categories?

    4. Re:Application of Information by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

      He would not gather the information via tests. He would observe and with time come to know what he was dealing with when it showed up in a meeting or what not. Everyone is different, so no test will ever peg... well anyone really.

  40. Re:Testing personality testing arbitrary skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    waaaaa

    try the USMLE if you want a REAL test

  41. Rewarding Dishonesty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I applied for a job that required a personality test and lied on it supplying the "correct" answers. I was hired. My sister took one and was truthful about it. Stating "no" to the question "if you forgot to pay for a movie ticket would you go back after the movie and pay for it." She was not hired.

    This is a real world example of a personality test rewarding dishonesty.

  42. This type of testing could be useful if ... by Tamran · · Score: 0

    ... if it used "properly". By that, I mean to get an idea of where to put the person. However, to judge the "quality" or "employability" of someone based on these personality profiles is not a smart idea IMHO.

    Any "good" can be translated as a "bad" (and vice versa) depending on the environment and situation one is put in. I think any good company needs a range of diverse people and those people need to be placed in the appropriate environments. This could mean something as simple as the right manager, or not giving someone who is scattered mundane tasks ... or the like.

    These tests really should be in place to better understand your fellow employees. Unfortunately, I doubt the metrics from these tests are not used responsibly in many places.

  43. Mod Up by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Extremely well put.

    If raw statistics had predictive value for specific cases, I could make a lot of money flipping coins.

  44. From an Industrial Psychologist... by RichDiesal · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are actually several validation techniques that you can use to do just that. Personality actually has a moderate but fairly consistent relationship with job performance across most job types.

    The problem is that the shinyness surrounding personality in the business world these days makes a lot of organizations think that they can just write some questions about the kind of people they like, throw that into an online test, and hope for the best. This does not work, and is not usually legally defensible.

    Also - discrimination is legal. Hiring someone with more work experience is discriminatory in nature. Discriminating against a protected class is not. But generally speaking, as long as the results of the personality test do not correlate with membership in a protected group (race, color, religion, sex, or national origin - see Title VII), or predict job performance differently between members of the various classes, then that is not a concern.

    1. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by shog9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As the parent stated: Life rewards Cheaters. Play the part, win the prize. The only ones hurt are those unfortunate applicants who take the test at face value and answer honestly...

    2. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But that is still fudging, in the worst way! The test-makers are trying to add value to their tests by acknowledging that their tests do not work! They are simply trying to second-guess where and how badly they do not work, and put that information to use.

      "Well, there is a great big hole in the test there, but we have managed to scrape together some spackle to cover it up... and we have some wood putty for over there...

      Thanks, but I will take someone to lunch and get to know them instead.

    3. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by RichDiesal · · Score: 1

      Well, many people suggest taking anyone that appears to be cheating and either 1) not hire them, or 2) put them through a more rigorous interview process. If you can hire the non-cheaters for $10 per applicant, and then do a more rigorous interview (at whatever hourly rate the hiring manager earns) for those that might be cheating, the company is ultimately saving money on their hiring system, which is the purpose of using these tests in the first place.

      And on that note, I would never suggest using personality tests in small businesses - the correlation between personality test scores and job performance is just too low for it to be justifiable unless you are introducing it into an environment in which hundreds of potential employees will be taking it (in which case, it should still be part of a multi-stage system).

    4. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by shaitand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's simple really. They are weeding out the people who are too stupid to lie and play the game. Having a brain will only take you so far in any aspect of life.

      It starts with your parents, you learn what they want to see and hear from their model child and how to manipulate them. Then school. Understanding the material is great and in an ideal world students would be judged strictly by how well they understand the material. All students who learn what they are supposed to be learning would get A's. Instead the difference between A and B (and sometimes even C) students is how well they play the game and tell the teachers what they want to hear (or are pretending they want to hear, they are playing the game too after all). In college where half your life is spent writing papers it is even worse, you have to learn to read the professors and tell them what they want to hear. You can tell from their personalities what 'insights' into the material they would love to hear from you. This is tougher, than is a general parent standard, a general high school and grade school personality you can rely on. Professors much be gauged individually. And finally there is work, fortunately, corporate whore is more or less one personality type that can be used to get hired.

    5. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      This seems pretty obvious to me. People who cheat on their tests are more effective at cheating on their manager's assessments. It's always been my opinion that the best way to get a good assesment is to lie about the likely outcome. E.g. if your sales target should be 100 then say that sales will be 80 (because you already sold everything he market could bear) and stop selling when you get to 90 (so you have extra for next year).

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    6. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'And on that note, I would never suggest using personality tests in small businesses - the correlation between personality test scores and job performance is just too low for it to be justifiable'

      I wouldn't suggest using them at all. Along with drug tests, credit scores, and other meaningless metrics that are not related to the job. The one extraordinary employee you throw away could easily outweigh the benefits of increasing job performance on average.

    7. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Then it's time we added a new criteria to title VII:

      race, color, religion, sex, national origin, psychological state short of major impairment.

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    8. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      No, it's just reverse-double-over-and-under psychology. Brilliant!

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    9. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Well, of course, they perform better on the actual job. These are people who are fairly adaptable to any corporate culture. In fact, most people are adaptable enough that they can fit into your corporate culture. You would easily find the outliers just by talking face to face with them for about 15 minutes rather than putting them through a humiliating test.

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    10. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, there is a correlation - people who pad their responses to look like a "good employee" also tend to have higher job performance ratings, at least as it appears to their supervisors

      Herein lies one of my biggest complaints about management and systems like these tests. In the end, the metrics that the execs pay attention to really don't have anything at all to do with the real value that an employee offers to a company. If you impose a test, people will cheat the test. If you measure all progress according to a few metrics, people will spend all of their time optimizing those metrics.

      People aren't dumb. If you tell them that their survival depends on a few key numbers, you can damn well believe that by hook or by crook, those numbers will look good.

      Right now, I'm especially grumpy because we are about to start using a product with the god-awful name of "Success Factors." From their website:

      Did you know that the average employee spends 50% their time on non-productive work? SuccessFactors plugs this resource drain by making sure your people are working at peak levels of efficiency and effectiveness - 100% of the time.

      I call bullshit. The only thing that this tool is going to force is that people will claim that they are 100% effective.

      In my experience as a manager and as an employee, I think that the only way to really know the value of an employee is for the manager to have a full understanding of the work done by the employee and enough domain knowledge to appreciate if they are making progress in a reasonable amount of time. This is very difficult, since it requires having good people in management who are also willing to trust their employees.

      Unfortunately, that seems a tall order these days...

    11. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by RichDiesal · · Score: 1

      The one extraordinary employee you throw away could easily outweigh the benefits of increasing job performance on average.

      Drug tests are actually related to job performance as well. If you correlate drug test pass/fail rates with supervisor ratings of job performance within companies that use drug tests but don't hire on them, there actually is a correlation - people who pass drug tests perform better. It's also easily legally defensible, which makes it a no-brainer for most hiring organizations.

      Personality actually is correlated with job performance as well, and is job-related. The most empircally-supported personality trait is conscientiousness, which is a person's general tendency toward organization, orderliness, and meeting deadlines. Guess where that kind of tendency is useful. If you already like being organized, and your company wants you to be organized, you're probably going to be better at it than someone who doesn't like it.

      Also, if you are conducting a major hiring effort to add 100 employees, your assertion probably is not true. 100 slightly above average employees will still better produce better overall organizational outcomes than 99 randomly hired employees and 1 exceptional one.

    12. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by RichDiesal · · Score: 1

      100 people + $10 per online test = $1000 expense

      100 people x 15 minutes organizational time spent per interview x $20/h hiring manager = $30000 expense

      Which would you go with?

    13. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by RichDiesal · · Score: 1

      Bah... nevermind. My math is terrible. :)

      But you are still relying on the hiring manager having some degree of skill at identifying these people. And why is a test any more humiliating than an interview?

    14. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by RichDiesal · · Score: 1

      But then what does this include? Isn't knowledge a psychological state? Affectivity? Willingness to communicate?
      "You can't discriminate against me just because I don't know things."
      "You can't discriminate against me just because I hate everyone around me."
      "You can't discriminate against me just because I refuse to talk to my coworkers."
       
      It's a slippery slope, which is why it hasn't been added already...

    15. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      A test is cold, impersonal and degrading. An interview implies they at least care enough about you to show up.

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  45. From an Industrial Psychologist... by RichDiesal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is actually hotly debated amongst industrial psychologists.
     
    Vendors of personality tests include items that "detect" patterns of responses that appear to be due to this kind of cheating. They then look at these cheaters (the ones who are purposefully answer how a "good employee" would answer instead of with their own tendencies) and check their level of job performance. Oddly enough, there is a correlation - people who pad their responses to look like a "good employee" also tend to have higher job performance ratings, at least as it appears to their supervisors.

  46. Personality testing might be a good idea by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    if it worked. The sad fact is that there are IQ tests out there today whose results are fairly accurate and repeatable... but there are no readily available "objective" personality tests that can claim the same thing.

    Now... understand that there is a huge amount of debate about just what IQ is, and what it is good for, what it predicts... but the accurate and repeatable measuring of it has become something of a science.

    The same cannot be said for personality testing.

  47. From an Industrial Psychologist by RichDiesal · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is no spiritual ancestry in modern personality testing with the MBTI - it lacks the psychometric properties required of tests these days (reliability and validity). It is still used because the creators still want to make money off of it. Few industrial psychologists with any decent statistical training would be caught dead using it.
     
    An example of a modern personality test that is currently used (and has been successfully legally defended) is the NEO-PI-R. Scores on several scales in this measure have been demonstrated to correlate with job performance across a variety of jobs.

    1. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      There have also been studies pre-dating the civil rights era which correlate skin color with job performance.

      I suspect bringing the NEO-PI-R to the supreme court with actual, competent lawyers would produce not-so-surprising results.

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    2. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist by RichDiesal · · Score: 1

      There are modern studies that show the same thing - intelligence test score means still differ by race, and intelligence tests are the best predictor of job performance that we know of, substantially better than knowledge tests or interviews. It creates a bit of a legal problem, considering Title VII. The best predictor of job performance that we know of usually shows mean racial differences.

      Personality test score means don't differ by race however (NEO included), which is part of what makes them so attractive to HR.

    3. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I'm still *incredibly* skeptical of tests like this. But this is why I'm not in HR.

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    4. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Scores on several scales in this measure have been demonstrated to correlate with job performance across a variety of jobs.

      The question is how well does is correlate? And how does it correlate compared to more standard method of hiring?

      We're talking about social statistics here, high correlation for them is equivalent to uselessly low correlation for most other fields.

    5. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist by RichDiesal · · Score: 1

      True - the correlation between intelligence tests and job performance are usually around .5-.6 and the correlation between conscientiousness (a personality trait) and JP is usually around .2-.3 - but it's better than nothing. But that's why I don't suggest small businesses use them. They only help organizational outcomes (profit) when used in the aggregate, over hundreds of applicants.

      For reference, the correlation between unstructured interviews conducting by HR managers and JP is around 0...

    6. Re:From an Industrial Psychologist by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      You said: The correlation between conscientiousness (a personality trait) and JP (job performance) is usually around .2-.3 - but it's better than nothing. Better than nothing? I woudn't agree to publish a simple correlation that low. If the sample is big enough to allow the results to be generalised, then that's too too marginal. I'd want much better than that, particularly since you are measuring two wooly constructs that are known to have pretty wide measurement errors. So you can round down the correlation by at least .05-.09 in my book. And even it weren't likely to be artificial - you are going to conclude that a correlation of .2-.3 between conscientiousness and JP (job performance) is "better than nothing"? Me, I'd be changing either the way that job performance is asssessed or chucking the personality measure out the window to save the trees and the consulting fees.

  48. Re:Let's See... by biobogonics · · Score: 1

    There was a "personality" test I had to take when I was a clerk for Radio Shack back in college... I remember the manager showed me the "results" and it basically said, "This person is either a very good person, or understood this test enough to give the answers we hoped for."

    The purpose of the test is to select those who will put with bullshit as part of the hiring process. On my list for automatic DQ of employer are:

    Most types of "H.R." B.S.

    Resume in Word document.

    Provide salary history.

    Clueless (is there any other type of?) recruiter.

    Buzzword laden job description.

    No identification of who or what the business is.

    Since I run my own business I can say

    1. I probably don't want to work for you anyway.
    2. Fuck you!

  49. What's wrong with rewarding cheaters... by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    after all every single performance review at a company like this will continue to do so for the rest of time.

  50. Personality test are bullshit. by fat+bastard+of+doom · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I take very little stock in these bullshit personality tests at work. I typically have made up my mind to hire you or not in less than a minute after I started talking with you. Some of my best and most reliable employees are homeless scumbags that I let take showers in the chemical sink when we are closed, and some of my worst employees, and the ones that I fire the most, are 'normal' people who would have scored well on the test.

  51. From an Industrial Psychologist... by RichDiesal · · Score: 1

    That sounds like a company correctly testing a personality measure that they are considering adapting in the future, even if the test itself wasn't very good. This is one of the ways to ensure a test will be legally defensible - have every new employee take it, but don't hire them based on it. Then see if the personality test scores correlate with their job performance (usually as measured by supervisors) at some time later.

  52. Even scarier -- teacher personality tests by PSUspud · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I was trying to get a job in teaching, the hardest jobs to apply for were the ones that used a personality screening. I never got past that, it was obvious why -- the test was looking for suck-ups and yes-men, teachers who would do exactly what the principal said, and never rock the boat.

    And isn't that one of the problems with education today? Not to brag, but I guarantee that I was in the 98th or higher percentile on my Praxis tests. But I know for a fact that other teaching students with me got jobs teaching math while I barely got interviews. People that barely can follow along with the book are going to do a better job of showing the joy of mathematics than I am? When the school is selecting for sheep and not smarts, what kind of teacher do they get? What kind of school do they get? And what kind of "educated" students do we turn out? Shit, shit and shit, of course.

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    1. Re:Even scarier -- teacher personality tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What school system, you liar? This sounds like the sort of tripe some people would invent just so they could denigrate the teaching profession with some libertarian horse-apples. Source this & I might believe you.

    2. Re:Even scarier -- teacher personality tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was trying to get a job in teaching, the hardest jobs to apply for were the ones that used a personality screening. I never got past that, it was obvious why -- the test was looking for suck-ups and yes-men, teachers who would do exactly what the principal said, and never rock the boat.

      Or maybe arrogance and a tendency to blame other people when things don't go well for you suggested you might not have been the best person to hire for a teaching job.

    3. Re:Even scarier -- teacher personality tests by PSUspud · · Score: 1

      Beloit school district, Beloit WI. See http://www.sdb.k12.wi.us/employment/ for a link to the page saying that they use the test, and https://gx.gallup.com/teacherinsight.gx for more information on the test.

      So no, I didn't invent it. I have no desire to denigrate the teaching profession, only the people who select poorly educated sycophants to join it.

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    4. Re:Even scarier -- teacher personality tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're too stubborn to just put up with the survey and feed them the answers they want to hear, you're not worth hiring. End of story. At least half of any job is politics. Put up with it, answer like a good little drone, then get the job and teach how you want to. Once you're hired, you're in. As long as you meet state requirements and don't molest the students, you aren't going to be fired.

  53. honesty tests and lying by majorgoodvibes · · Score: 1

    Back in the 90's I got a job working for company that produced pre-employment tests. They sold them as separate "instruments": the core test that was meant to measure honesty and several other add-ons that covered things like drug use, customer service, math skills, etc.

    The honesty test asked questions like "if you knew a relative was stealing from their employer would you report them." The drug test asked straight-up questions about how often you did particular illegal drugs. Any admission of drug use would fail you.

    I had to take that test and the drug test to get the job and had no problem, even though I absolutely lied my way through most of it.

    I would get into arguments with the staff psychologists about how easy it was to fake but they would always pull out the chart showing the neat bell curve of passes and fails based on hundreds of real test results.

    I then concluded that the test was actually a veiled intelligence test. If you failed you must be stupid, either that or you were too honest to get the job.

  54. Obligatory Classic Hacker/Admin Personality Test by mkcmkc · · Score: 4, Funny

    I first saw this in the early 90's or so. Text included, to avoid melting the server (which I don't believe is canonical anyway)

    http://kuoi.com/~kamikaze/Hacker/interview.php

            * "How do you work in a team situation when all the other team members are fools and idiots?"
            * "How well do you program under the influence of hard drugs?"
            * "Have you ever beaten or killed a co-worker?"
            * "Give me a rough estimate of the maximum dollar amount that you've stolen from each of your previous employers."
            * "Do you object to bullwhips in the workplace?"
            * "Emacs or vi?"
            * "You have a large network of Suns being used by secretaries for word processing in FrameMaker. Which GNU packages would you install for your own entertainment, and how would you justify them later?"
            * "You see a wounded puppy bleeding and whimpering on the side of the road while you're running to work to fix a downed computer that tens of users are waiting for. Do you let the puppy die?" "Why not?"
            * "How much of your workday would you waste by reading news?"
            * "Recite the GNU Manifesto."
            * "How many clients (30% diskless, 60% dataless, 10% /var/spool/mail only) can a Sun 600MP server serve simultaneously, and what relation does this have to angels and pinheads?"

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  55. How much does it cost? by khasim · · Score: 1

    Because what you're advocating sounds an awful lot like Scientology. And yes, they do have "studies" that "prove" that their "evaluations" are accurate.

    1. Re:How much does it cost? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And their 200 question "personality test". (With a secular floor-wax version for job-testing rather than the religious dessert-topping one.)

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  56. Having a BA in Psych and an MS in CS... by greg_barton · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...I have a bit of a perspective into both worlds. My industrial psych class in college was the first time I was exposed to personality tests, specifically the Myers-Briggs. I love them, and still do. They can help you understand yourself and get some insight into the possible motivations of others. (Not a surprising statement, coming from an INFP. :P )

    That being said, they should not be used in the hiring process. I think they're useful in the workplace as a way for team members to understand each other and try to see things from others' perspective. (Why does Bob freak out when I move things on his desk? Oh yeah, he's a Judgmental. Why doesn't Frank make decisions until the last possible moment? Ya, he's a Perceptive.)

    And before you perceptives have a hissy fit, those are just general tendencies, not permanent categories you're pigeon holed in. And don't you judgmental go pigeon holing. And ain't you thinkers just clever for seeing the self referential contradiction there. ;)

    Managers shouldn't use these personality tests to form teams. Personality is just too complex to manipulate like that, especially in groups. But they can be used by the individual members to help them interact better with their team mates.

     

  57. But then... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

    as other people have mentioned here, who wants to work for those kinds of companies?

    Let me tell you what my policy about employers is (I have made but one exception since I formulated this policy, and I had good reasons for that exception):

    If they want me to take a test, they can take one first and show me their results. I don't care whether it is a personality test, or a polygraph test, or a drug test.

    If upper managers have personality or gambling or theft or drug problems, THEY are a lot more likely to screw up the company than I am!!!

    I actually asked once if a manager would take the same drug test they wanted me to take, and show me the results. They looked at me like I was crazy. I tossed down my application, walked out the door, and never looked back.

    They can lead by example, or STFU.

  58. I use only one personality test by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    I use a two-part personality test in interviews:

    Part 1: I decide if I think you're an asshole. If I think so, you won't pass the interview, no matter how great your technical chops are.

    Part 2: I decided if I like you. If I do, you may advance to the shortlist, if you meet the other requirements of the job. If I don't, you probably won't make the short list, but you won't be immediately washed out the way you would be if you failed Part 1.

    While I'm being funny-but-serious here, personality fit is so important to building a good team that I do seriously recommend this short but simple test.

  59. My opinion on that ... by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now... understand that there is a huge amount of debate about just what IQ is, and what it is good for, what it predicts... but the accurate and repeatable measuring of it has become something of a science.

    The same cannot be said for personality testing.

    And the reason for that is that it is possible to have a wrong answer on an IQ test.

    But with a "personality test" I keep hearing that there are no wrong answers (except that if you don't answer in a specific pattern then you won't be hired). That is stupid. You cannot judge how someone will act based upon how they CLAIM they will act or what they CLAIM that they believe.

    And don't get me started on the FUCKING STUPID questions in the first place.
    http://www.hartmaninstitute.org/html/HartmanValueProfile.html
    36 stupid questions that will tell you everything you need to know about your value system. Yeah. Right. And yet you'll find all kinds of companies that will help you use it to "evaluate" applicants.

    1. Re:My opinion on that ... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      That's what they say, but they are wrong. In fact, some of them are probably deliberately lying.

      There ARE "wrong" answers for many if most personality tests. And there are DEFINITELY "wrong" answers for those that must be answered true/false.

  60. Legally defended means nothing. by khasim · · Score: 1

    IANAL

    As long as it does not discriminate on the basis of age, sex, national origin, etc then it is probably legal to use it to sort applicants.

    "Non-discriminatory" is NOT the same as "accurate".

  61. Political content of personality tests by br00tus · · Score: 2, Informative
    In "Nickel and Dimed", Barbara Ehrenreich, who is an author and professor with a Phd, spent several months living as a blue collar worker for her book. She talks about applying for Wal-Mart, and while how she answered mostly correct, she made the mistake of on a scale from 1 to 5, giving a 4 saying she would "Almost Always" "Follow rules to the letter" as opposed to 5 "Always". Despite that, she got the job. At another place, the question was if "management and employees will always be in conflict because they have totally different goals".

    I applied for a job in a large chain store a few years ago and got a question almost exactly like the last one, it was something a long the lines of "Do workers and management have the same interests at heart?" Woe to the blue collar wage worker who has read the first page of the Communist Manifesto, which says "Our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other -- bourgeoisie and proletariat."

    1. Re:Political content of personality tests by meringuoid · · Score: 1

      I applied for a job in a large chain store a few years ago and got a question almost exactly like the last one, it was something a long the lines of "Do workers and management have the same interests at heart?" Woe to the blue collar wage worker who has read the first page of the Communist Manifesto, which says "Our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other -- bourgeoisie and proletariat."

      This is the equivalent of the American immigration question, 'Are you now or have you ever been a member of a subversive organisation?' Has anybody, ever, answered 'yes'? Maybe Nelson Mandela or somebody?

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    2. Re:Political content of personality tests by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      interesting, but this can cut both ways.

      If you're applying blue collar and answer "yes", it could be communism, or it could be you think your co-workers are lazy and therefore deserve management.

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  62. Nothing new here - read The Organization Man by RGRistroph · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These types of tests have been used ever since professional management was invented as a skill separate from actually being able to do anything economically useful.

    I suggest that anyone who has to work in an organization that uses these types of tests read "The Organization Man" by William H. Whyte. Some key chapters are online here: http://www.writing.upenn.edu/~afilreis/50s/whyte-main.html However, what is not online is the Appendix, titled "How To Cheat on Personality Tests". The book was published in 1956.

    Whyte doesn't suggest that you cheat on personality tests just because you are greedy, or because corporations are evil and you have to survive, or anything radical like that. It is clear from the book that Whyte is the kind of guy who presumes that most people are well-intentioned, that managers probably want to hire the best, and they need these scores to cover their ass, so people should give the correct answers on tests so managers can then pick the good guys and promote them.

    Meyer-Briggs and Minnesota Multi-Phasic whatchamacallits have never been shown to be of any practical use, and their pointlessness has been known for decades.

    "The Organization Man" is one of the funniest books I have ever read, but I think it is only funny if you have been exposed to Organization Men enough to recogize the traits he points out, and it is a kind of dry, no-punch line humour that I associate with old men who are constantly laughing at you inside. For the enjoyment of Slashdot I will reproduce here a couple of paragraphs from the "How to Cheat on Personality Tests" chapter:

    "The important thing to realize is that you don't win a good score: you avoid a bad one. (...) Sometimes it is perfectly all right for you to score in the 80th or 90th percentile; if you are being tested, for example, to see if you would make a good chemist, a score indicating that you are likely to be more reflective than ninety out of a hundred adults might not harm you and might even do you some good."

    "By and large, however, your safety lies in getting a score somewhere between the 40th and 60th percentiles, which is to say, you should try to answer as if you were like everyone else is supposed to be. This is not always too easy to figure out, of course, and this is one of the reasons why I will go into some detail in the following paragraphs on the principal types of questions. When in doubt, however, there are two general rules you can follow: (1) When asked for word associations or comments about the world, give the most convential, run-of-the-mill, pedestrian answer possible. (2) To settle the most beneficial answer to any question, repeat to yourself:

    a) I loved my father and my mother, but my father a little bit more
    b) I like things pretty well the way they are
    c) I never worry much about anything
    d) I don't care for books or music much
    e) I love my wife and children
    f) I don't let them get in the way of company work"

    You know what is the saddest about these personality tests ? This guide to cheating on them was written just a few years after the basic ones became popular (they were developed in the 20's and 30's, came into use and were standardized (and also statistically tested and proven worthless) in the bureaucracy of WWII, and The Organization Man was published in '56), but the cheat guide works perfectly well even for tests developed long after the cheat guide was written.

    You can take a computer administered test developed in the last few years by the best minds in modern management theory, and cheat it with a guide written over 50 years ago.

    1. Re:Nothing new here - read The Organization Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the crack to a security algorithm works, a similar, generic crack will work with all security algorithms of that class.

    2. Re:Nothing new here - read The Organization Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what is the saddest about these personality tests ? This guide to cheating on them was written just a few years after the basic ones became popular (they were developed in the 20's and 30's, came into use and were standardized (and also statistically tested and proven worthless) in the bureaucracy of WWII, and The Organization Man was published in '56), but the cheat guide works perfectly well even for tests developed long after the cheat guide was written.

      And it should. After all, personality works like it did, too.

      Passing a test is always done by giving the right answers. You can't really do anything about that.

    3. Re:Nothing new here - read The Organization Man by SeePage87 · · Score: 1

      Meyer-Briggs and Minnesota Multi-Phasic whatchamacallits have never been shown to be of any practical use, and their pointlessness has been known for decades.

      I guess. I did one of those Meyer-Briggs tests and was mindblown at how incredibly accurate it was. I was an ENTP and every single thing spot on, strengths and weaknesses alike. The only real caveat is that it said ENTPs "generally love to argue" while I only occasionally love to argue. Though maybe I'm particularly stereotypical.

    4. Re:Nothing new here - read The Organization Man by maxume · · Score: 1

      Did you read any of the other profiles?

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    5. Re:Nothing new here - read The Organization Man by SeePage87 · · Score: 1

      Other descriptions of an ENTP, or like an INTJ or something? I did read a couple, and specifically a ENFP, because I tested essentially dead middle on the Thinking/Feeling spectrum, with only a mild preference toward T. ENFP fit quite well too, though it wasn't as shockingly accurate; it more just filled in parts that the ENTP seemed to have left out.

    6. Re:Nothing new here - read The Organization Man by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Meyers-Briggs is a good personality test, and the above poster is confused because companies aren't using Meyers-Briggs because it is not built to judge good or bad employees like the Minnesota tests were.

      Meyers-Briggs tells you how you think, but doesn't tell employers anything unless they want to make ridiculous assumptions and claim an entire personality group is 'flawed'.

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    7. Re:Nothing new here - read The Organization Man by SeePage87 · · Score: 1

      Can't blame them, I think my entire personality group is "superior"

    8. Re:Nothing new here - read The Organization Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think before you get "mindblown" at how "incredibly accurate" those tests are, you should use your mind a bit.

      Look at the test. It asks things like "do you like to go to parties or stay in at night?" and then it tells you "you are the kind of person who likes to stay in". The whole thing is just a parlour trick, they just ask you if you are X, and then tell you that you are X, but use some synonyms instead of the same words as in the question.

      All this craptrap does is give you more words that aren't more meaningful to talk about people. People who like to talk about people like that. You could equally well pretend that each employee was a mixture of Tolkienian races, and talk about how the sysadmin was 80% dwarf and 20% elf and etc, or you could pick astrology crap and assign people signs they could say "Joe's star is definitely moving through Sagitarius this week, I can't believe he shot down my proposal in that meeting" or whatver.

      I do have one piece of advice for you . . . if you can be easily impressed by Meyers-Briggs, don't ever check out a Scientology class on a lark. Those guys will get every dime you have and will ever earn. And those Landmark seminars, steer clear of them too.

  63. How about interviewing candidates normally by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    How about interviewing candidates normally, THEN put those who are in sensitive positions through a psych eval by an actual person rather than some automated testing service?

    I suggest watching the second episode of ghost in the shell, second gig.

    The entire exercise was a psych eval of someone who represented considerable danger.

    The ultimate conclusion:
    certain nuances in his psyche mean he will never act upon his violent fantasies.

    Subjecting people to automated tests as a qualify/disqualify factor BEFORE examining their resume and interviewing them smacks of minority report and only serves to kill off the "eccentric geniuses" who have the greatest potential to bring ground breaking ideas to your organization.

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  64. That reminds me... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Interesting

    of my application, years ago, for a tech position with Gateway. I was told that their contracted "employment firm" would be getting in touch with me.

    Their guy, who presented himself as a lead tech (and he might have been) called and said we would set up a telephone interview (he was many states away). I told him that was fine, but that if he was going to call me on that day, it was important that we keep to the schedule because I had an existing job, and my schedule was tight.

    He called an hour late. Then, I was about halfway through the phone interview, when he interrupted me in the answer I was giving, spoke to someone where he was, then got back on the phone and said we would have to do this later, they had an "emergency" of some kind with a computer for a customer that had to be handled right away.

    They were trying to stress-test me!

    I explained to him, still calm and collected, that he could call me back on X day (the next day I think), but if he did he would have to be prompt that time, because I was busy at my job and did not have time to wait for him to call if he did not call on schedule.

    He called an hour late again. I explained to him, as calmly and coolly as I could, that I really did want the job, but that I did not have time to talk to him. I explained that I had already told him once that I already had a good job, and was not willing to jeopardize that just so he could play transparent games in my "interview".

    He turned completely cold. His voice turned cold, his responses turned cold, and he grudgingly said that they would get back to me.

    Yeah, right.

    1. Re:That reminds me... by Skreems · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He probably wasn't playing games... some places just really are that inconsiderate.

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    2. Re:That reminds me... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a Gateway tech shop... this was their "employment firm". But if you are right, I would have been unwilling to work for them anyway.

    3. Re:That reminds me... by wilper · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you were in a different time-zone?

    4. Re:That reminds me... by radtea · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He called an hour late again.

      Remember: you're interviewing your prospective employer, too. This guy clearly failed YOUR test.

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    5. Re:That reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever think he might have been in a different time zone? That might explain the fact he was exactly an hour late each time.

    6. Re:That reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said the dude was many states away.... maybe they agreed on a time, but not a timezone???/

    7. Re:That reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at Gateway... this wasn't a test, it's how the entire company was run.

    8. Re:That reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work at Gateway... this wasn't a test, it's how the whole company was run.

    9. Re:That reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably was in the wrong time zone...

    10. Re:That reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That attitude will make you fail these tests. These companies are looking for the most compliant people they can find. That is not a very automaton-like attitude.
      Just repeat after me:
        Yes sir!
        You got it, sir!
        Why, not only can I complete the job without that expensive tool, I can get it to you tomorrow!
        A zero dollar budget? Of course it's not an impediment, sir!
        No, I don't think your plan to invent our own measurement apparatus instead of purchasing industry standard tooling is a foolish waste of money in a low-volume production environment, sir!
       

  65. They failed on the bell curve. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Bell curves are perfect for displaying multiple, unrelated, items.

    Roll a 6 sided die 100 times. You will NOT get a bell curve.

    Roll 10 of them 100 times and you WILL get a bell curve.

    Now, take a math test from 5th grade. Give it to some math majors in college. By the "personality test" logic, you'd still see a bell curve. But you wouldn't.

    We went through that before in various psychology classes. Just because your "test" results show a regular bell curve does NOT mean that your test is accurate. In fact, it usually means the exact opposite.

  66. Utter Garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're one of the most annoying things a job applicant has to go through IMO, and only serve to weed out the honest individuals, as stated in TFA. I was surprised to read that there were keys to these things, because most of the answers are common sense. I for one take my time through them and at least make an attempt to answer honestly. I know the kind of person I am, and if I can't pass it honestly, then either the company is looking for the wrong kind of people, or they're deliberately looking for cheaters, in either case I would have no inclination to work for or have any further business with said company. I figure they'll get exactly what they bargained for in the end.

  67. Re:Let's See... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    re Radio Shack: Don't overestimate the intelligence of the public. Nothing against Radio Shack in particular, but there really are people out there, apparently functional and sane, who will answer "yes, you should swear at customers" and then explain when and why. Likewise when it's justified to slip boxes of stuff out the back door of your employer. And if you hire one anyways, you get really nervous when they suddenly can't stop mentioning that they've seen "Faces of Death" eighty-six times.

    And what you're supposed to do with the tortoise is to turn it over, then ride it out of the desert. That shows your intrinsic compassion, your creativity, and your sharp sense of business.

  68. These are useful by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    Personality tests, handwritting analysis, and all the other voodoo some companies ARE useful tests.

    They are a very good measure of how gullible and naive the management of these companies are. Thats useful information in an interview, it tells you how fast you should walk out the door.

  69. Easy come... by msimm · · Score: 1

    easy go. Welcome to the new world economy.

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  70. Or the sociopathic... by msimm · · Score: 1

    I think you just flunked out of one their tests, thanks for playing.

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    1. Re:Or the sociopathic... by tcolberg · · Score: 1

      Damn, I knew that skipping my high school morality class to throw rocks at cars on the highway was going to come back to haunt me...

  71. can also test for "hidden" traits, like homosexual by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    In one of the 400-level management classes I took in college, the instructor explained how he had created a test that evaluated for homosexuality, not by the answered themselves, but by the pattern that the location of the answers made on the score sheet. Seemed plausible the way he described it, but whether, or not, the test really could identify gender preference, the testers believed that it could.

    His recommendation, "NEVER take such a test", unless preformed by your own shrink, and the scores shared only with you.

    The tests are junk science, believed by power-mad paranoid schizophrenics, and you do NOT want to work for them anyway, unless you'll really fit into such a group.

  72. good and bad by shentino · · Score: 1

    Tests are good for the company because they weed out the assholes, the outspoken, and anyone who would dare protest. In short, anyone who's not a shearable, obedient sheep.

    They are bad for the company because they repel honest folk, and attract the weak, or the shrewd and dishonest.

    1. Re:good and bad by seebs · · Score: 1

      It's not at all clear to me that weeding out the outspoken is actually good for the company.

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    2. Re:good and bad by shentino · · Score: 1

      I speak from the perspective of the egotistical boss that issues these tests in the first place.

  73. No they aren't... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    because the test-makers are acknowledging that people who cheat on their tests are more productive in the workplace!

    So, spend fewer dollars on the hiring process, and get less productive workers!

    The whole thing is nothing but a cluster-fuck, which was my whole point in the beginning.

    1. Re:No they aren't... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      you mean they make themselves appear more productive by taking credit for the work of others, or through some other shell game.

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  74. I own a consulting firm and I use these by Sonyturbo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I can certainly sympathize with people who have been subjected to a poorly thought out hiring process - whether it involves a person or a test asking questions which seem unhelpful to the process of making a match between employee and employer.

    I own a small IT firm and in the past 10 years I have hired perhaps 40 people and interviewed hundreds. I try hard to be a good guy and part of that is hiring people who will be a good fit for our firm. Making bad hiring decisions is very painful - for me, for the other people who work here, for our customers and for the employee who is more than likely not enjoying himself. And you know, in our type of consulting, where everyone knows lots of passwords to lots of firms, you can lose some sleep over wanting to let go someone who might have bad feelings over the matter. Its important to get the decision to hire right in the first place for everyone concerned.

    I have some pretty smart and experienced guys as coaches, guys who have built and run businesses with hundreds of employees - whose counsel I respect. And one day when I had had a particularly painful experience with someone who was not working out, I asked one of these guys "what did you learn in your 40 years about hiring". And they pointed me to one of these firms. And you know, believe it or not, the good firms out there(we use Caliper) can pretty much do what they say. While its by no means the only criteria, our experience has shown that the insight from these profiles can provide useful input to the hiring decision. I should add that I am a research engineer by training - and so I had historically approached these things from a perspective of extreme skepticism. Further, I would not stand up and count myself as a very good reader of other people - I mean after all, there's a reason I'm an engineer instead of a social worker or psychologist.

    Before I started using this for hiring I paid to have three people already on staff fill out a profile. I knew these guys, we had worked together for at least a year. I was astonished by the detail with with the person interpreting the test could describe the personalities of our folks. Things like "Joe is a pretty smart guy but he tends not to over exert himself, and yet no-one ever gets mad at him because he is so charming.". Maybe you had to be there and maybe you need to know Joe but the description was spot on. And time has just proven this was not a fluke.

    Our folks are all consultants, they have to be good problems solvers and good "people" people. Based on our experience, we have found that these tests can be helpful in understanding
    • Analytical capability (that's pretty easy to believe eh slashdotters? Just ask some "what number comes next in the series" and similar questions
    • Empathy - how much do you care to understand the other guy's perspective?
    • Gregariousness - its harder to fool the 1 hour test than it is to fool me in a 1 hour interview I have found.
    • Priority setting - a key charateristic for bringing projects under budget.
    • Self Confidence - another important trait for people in our business since the only way to never make a mistake is to stay home in bed.
    • Trust in other people - do you believe the people around you are likely to act in your mutual best interests or are most people out only for themselves? You want team members to be the sorts of people who havfe inherent trust in their fellow human beings.

    These tests can help tell you if you are inclined to be a good sales person vs a good engineer for example.

    And its not mumbo jumbo that drives this. Its just freaking statistics. You do a lot of research characterizing lots of people and then you find a set of questions whose answers correlate the characteristics you have observed.

    Having added this testing to our interview process, we have dropped our bad hiring decisions from 30% to less than 10%. Personally, again, I think its a courtesy to all concerned to do eve

    1. Re:I own a consulting firm and I use these by plasmacutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can see points of bias in your tests already.

      The exclusion bias.

      You have no idea how many people with different personalities from those you know were excluded. Perhaps people who had personalities with more facets than the test could examine, or with facets none of "kennedy's wiz kids" (who designed the test the same way they ran vietnam) have ever seen.

      The inherent inaccuracy of self-confidence.

      self-confidence is a relative thing.
        People who are interviewing for a job generally have their fundamental ability to eat and pay rent at stake. Those are much, MUCH higher stakes than "this is a new client, let's do a good job" and as such is subject to greater risk aversity.

      Analytical capability:

      Various positions require various levels of analysis, and my experience is those robotic tests do not provide adequate clues as to the level of analysis which should be applied.

      And its not mumbo jumbo that drives this. Its just freaking statistics.

      because we all know statistics cannot be manipulated, misrepresented, improperly gathered, etc.

      Employment prospects are more like a scatter plot with high variance, and these tests are like the most simplistic best-fit regression lines. They WILL exclude wide swaths of excellent candidates based on arbitrarily placed limits. This is especially true for testing services contracted from outside.

      o everyone a huge favor by helping to ensure that the people we offer jobs to will do well in them and be happy

      Isn't that what interviews and training programs are for? acquainting them with company policy, teaching them the procedures, filling them in on how to do their job?

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    2. Re:I own a consulting firm and I use these by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      The company I work for sends their newhires out to these kinds of tests as well. I had to take one when I was hired.

      The company used to have a problem with employees blowing up at each other and generally being rude. They started the testing for that reason and since then, that hasn't been a problem.

      All these people arguing 'that doesn't work' and or 'you're excluding people that would help your company!' are forgetting something: You're already doing as well as you can. Dropping the practice might net you someone brilliant, but it'll also net you 2 more people out of every 10 (from your statistics, as I don't know ours) that will threaten to rip your company apart.

      I love the company I work for and I think that's mainly because we don't hire people with personalities that don't fit in. We have a ton of diversity and the only exception to that is the 'jerk' personality. I don't think we need those people.

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    3. Re:I own a consulting firm and I use these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fewer paragraphs/more sentences per paragraph. Please, for the benefit of your readers. Thank you.

    4. Re:I own a consulting firm and I use these by gillbates · · Score: 1

      The unfortunate reality in today's world is that from a firm's perspective, it is more advantageous to recognize the problem employees than the outstanding performers.

      If your personality test can reliably indicate who the top performers are, then your employees could use this information to negotiate a better salary. OTOH, if the test is only capable of weeding out the personality problems, then you have good grounds for not hiring someone you strongly suspect is a problem candidate. This is even more important when the problem candidate is a minority with a propensity for litigation.

      I too, really hate personality tests. But they are useful from an employer's perspective, and serve to put you on notice that your employer is NOT going to be your friend. In a way, a personality test says a lot more about the employer's attitude toward people than you'd ever be able to discern in an interview (the process works both ways, you know).

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    5. Re:I own a consulting firm and I use these by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      The unfortunate reality in today's world is that from a firm's perspective, it is more advantageous to recognize the problem employees than the outstanding performers.

      If your personality test can reliably indicate who the top performers are, then your employees could use this information to negotiate a better salary. OTOH, if the test is only capable of weeding out the personality problems, then you have good grounds for not hiring someone you strongly suspect is a problem candidate. This is even more important when the problem candidate is a minority with a propensity for litigation.

      I too, really hate personality tests. But they are useful from an employer's perspective, and serve to put you on notice that your employer is NOT going to be your friend. In a way, a personality test says a lot more about the employer's attitude toward people than you'd ever be able to discern in an interview (the process works both ways, you know).

      If this was how they were used (to weed out the psychologically dysfunctional) it would not be a problem.

      That's not how they're used though. They're used more like the "e-harmony" test, where anyone who doesn't have a personality as vapid as the commercial is excluded.

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    6. Re:I own a consulting firm and I use these by againjj · · Score: 1

      Do remember that the cost of a false negative (not hiring a good future employee) is much, much smaller than the cost of a false positive (hiring a bad future employee), at least assuming that you can find good future employees. That is why it is okay to have more false negatives. The problem with many tests is that they have such a high false positive rate.

    7. Re:I own a consulting firm and I use these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing the point. The tests aren't about right & wrong answers.

      For example, if they give you a big pep talk video about how we rely on product X to compete, and then ask what you would do if the company that makes product X goes out of business... there are many right, and wrong answers.
      If the company is big on doing things themselves, the 'right' answer is to start supplying product X themselves, even if you know in real-life that a different company could supply product X faster, cheaper, and more effectively.

      I've seen this with Programming jobs before as well. Vendor X goes out of business, how do you fix the YY server? Some people will launch into an intricate detail of how to fix the server. Others will simply say you need to hire a new vendor, some will say outsource the IT. Depending on if they are looking for an engineer, a manager, or an executive, all three answers are right (or wrong).

      This assumes that the person doing the interview actually knows what they are doing. Many companies don't realize that if the person giving the interview does not completely understand the test, the results, how to work them, and has no basic experience in Psychology, it is just a useless number that will lose a lot of good help.

    8. Re:I own a consulting firm and I use these by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Before I started using this for hiring I paid to have three people already on staff fill out a profile. I knew these guys, we had worked together for at least a year. I was astonished by the detail with with the person interpreting the test could describe the personalities of our folks. Things like "Joe is a pretty smart guy but he tends not to over exert himself, and yet no-one ever gets mad at him because he is so charming.". Maybe you had to be there and maybe you need to know Joe but the description was spot on.

      This sounds so much like someone describing their description of a person written on their astrological sign that I had to laugh. That description, if you look at it carefully is very general, and could probably be used to describe every human being on the planet on certian days. I remember when I first started working back in the '80's an older worker (baby-boomer) decided she was going to guess my astrological sign from her knowlege of my personality. I decided to test her in return and didn't give her any help whatsoever. I swear to God she went through eleven different signs of the Zodiac without ever once getting mine. Each time she was convinced she had it now, and had an explanation of why. So if it makes you feel better to run prospective employees past your house Astronomers before hiring, go right ahead. Just don't try to convince me that its science.

  75. Myers-Briggs.... by Alyeska · · Score: 1
    The only time I've been subjected to a personality test at the office, it was Myers-Briggs as a "Team-Building" effort. All results would be confidential, they assured us when we questioned the ability of oil industry managers to gauge us with psychological exams... and these results would *not* be used to prejudice.

    Out of the hundred or so participants, I was the only person with my personality type. The event coordinator -- an HR manager who had never before met me -- made me stand below a sign bearing my 4-letter code, and explained to everyone there what I was capable and incapable of doing, both in the industry and in my personal life.

    It's pop psychology at its worst.

    1. Re:Myers-Briggs.... by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      ...and explained to everyone there what I was capable and incapable of doing...

      Yeah, that's pretty much the worst way it can be abused. The results have nothing to do with what you're capable of doing. It's all about your tendencies, and the way you prefer to act. No one is bound to act in any way.

      Though, I'm guessing you tested INTP. :) Why do I guess that?

      Introvert - you didn't like being singled out in from of the group
      iNtuitive - Just a guess, but most slashdotters are
      Thinker - All of that mushy pop psychology stuff is goofy, right?
      Perceptive - No four letter code defines who you REALLY are, right?

      So, how was my guess?

    2. Re:Myers-Briggs.... by Alyeska · · Score: 1

      3 outta 4 ain't bad....

    3. Re:Myers-Briggs.... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Aha.. INTJ then.

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  76. I'd make a joke by msimm · · Score: 1

    about moving from Radio Shack to Godaddy but I'm pretty sure we still have some accounts there. ;-)

    Either way I'm inclined to believe that the real secret to hiring good people is having skilled and intelligent people to do it, which of course isn't practical so we use tests because we don't know that it says more about us then anything. Maybe sell them in a big yellow book that just says: HIRING FOR DUMMIES.

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  77. WTF?!? They HIRED the cheaters? by khasim · · Score: 1

    They then look at these cheaters (the ones who are purposefully answer how a "good employee" would answer instead of with their own tendencies) and check their level of job performance.

    So they HIRED the cheaters? Why? Aren't those tests supposed to weed out the cheaters?

    Oddly enough, there is a correlation - people who pad their responses to look like a "good employee" also tend to have higher job performance ratings, at least as it appears to their supervisors.

    What
    the
    FUCK?!?

    So people who CLAIM to be different then they are ... are actually the way they CLAIMED to be ... and NOT the way that they are?

    Vendors of personality tests include items that "detect" patterns of responses that appear to be due to this kind of cheating.

    No. From the claims you've made, it is more likely that they cannot tell "real" responses from "fake" responses ... and they have no idea what those responses (real OR fake) say about a person's suitability for a job.

    When the guy how LIES on his evaluation
    to get "graded" as type X
    does as good or BETTER
    than someone who answered honestly
    and was "correctly" "graded" as type X.

  78. When I was in a hiring position... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always hired who ever I thought looked best in a tight sweater - without regard to race, creed, or color.

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    1. Re:When I was in a hiring position... by starfishsystems · · Score: 1

      Or gender. Don't forget gender.

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    2. Re:When I was in a hiring position... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I was very aware of gender when making my selections.

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    3. Re:When I was in a hiring position... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I look good in sweater!! I'm I hired?

      Fred

    4. Re:When I was in a hiring position... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you did pay attention to gender?

    5. Re:When I was in a hiring position... by sowth · · Score: 1

      This is modded funny, but there is some insightful method to this madness. I've heard of plenty who have hired people for more idiotic reasons beyond even what they are wearing. (Yes, I get the sexual reference. Still dumb.)

  79. Cheaters by nomad-9 · · Score: 1
    " critics claim that the tests instead reward cheaters."

    Right. The tests reward who is winning in the real world. So these are good tests.

  80. That's about right.. 10 years exp.. test says "no" by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Check this out.

    God knows what the answers are! There were grammatical errors on my test so I am not sure how much the answers really matter. The results of my assessment said I wasn't qualified for a job I had been doing for 10 years. No explanation was offered, just a "not recommended" result. I'd like to know why a company put that kind of authority in the hands of another company, and how such a conclusion could be drawn from a 100-question test.

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  81. No true pessemist would write that by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm a pessimist and an introvert. This does NOT interfere with my ability to put on a professional face and be friendly to clients,

    The real pessimist's version

    I'm a pessimist and an introvert. This will probably interfere with my ability to put on a professional face and be friendly to those intimidating clients, meaning I'll lose my job, my house and then probably be mistaken for a terrorist and sent to Gitmo. I can then immagine a huge Hurricane ....

  82. But these tests have never been used to identify by goldcd · · Score: 1

    personality type. Well not quite true, precisely the same test filled in honestly might - but you'd have to be a dribbling idiot to fill one in honestly for a job interview.
    Not just a single way of filling it in, answers would depend on the job type you are applying for - I would be more subservient and blindly optimistic in a retail job, whereas for a higher skilled job you add in a bit more personality.
    I think these tests do work - just not in the way they're officially meant to.
    If they just changed the title of the test to "What sort of person do you think we're looking for?" then it becomes a nice intellectual exercise. The customer who's going to walk into the sneaker shop is going to be greated with a smile despite the hangover, on the form the manager will be declared to be your new god, despite the fact the guy manages a sneaker shop. Just an extension of the interview process we've had for years - just instead of lying to the interviewer (about how is is the job you've always wanted - not that you've got a mortgage payment due, they were employing locally and hey you only intend to do it for a few months). On the other side of the table you know pretty much everything out of their mouths is 'interview-bollocks' - but it's just a game you play, points are awarded to each side and if they score enough they win and get the job. Actually most interviews are just a matter of avoiding saying anything stupid. They have your CV and know what you can do already, interview is just to check you can lie convincingly to function in a large group.

  83. Complete answers to uniscrew exam by tulare · · Score: 1

    Fuck it, and fuck them. This sort of thing leads direct to "Idiocracy" becoming reality. So this bit is borrowed from Melbel, who posted it in the hopes that the information gets spread far and wide. If you are looking for a job that uses this exam, I'm sorry for you, but here's at least a glimpse into how the faragin bastidges want you to conform:

    SA = Strongly Agree
    A = Agree
    D = Disagree
    SD = Strongly Disagree

    You expect to succeed in whatever you do SA
    You are good at taking charge of a group A
    You keep calm when under stress SA
    You are somewhat of a thrill-seeker SD
    You like to be alone SD
    You are well aware of your inner feelings SA
    People are often mean to you SD
    You get angry more often than nervous SD
    You know when someone is in a bad mood, even if they donâ(TM)t show it SA

    You would like a job that is quiet and predictable SD
    You work hard at what you do SA
    You keep your promises, no matter what SA
    You work better with your hands than your mind A
    You donâ(TM)t work too hard because it doesnâ(TM)t pay off anyway SD
    You love to be with people SA
    You love to listen to people talk about themselves SA
    You hate to give up if you canâ(TM)t solve a hard problem SA
    You prefer to do things alone SD
    When under pressure, you think about all that can go wrong SD
    It is easy for you to ignore small problems SD
    You feel lively and energetic at parties SA
    You are a quiet person SD
    You donâ(TM)t like to be interrupted when you are doing something SD

    When someone is rude to you, you get over it quickly SA
    You do not always feel hopeful about your future SD
    When you need to, you take it easy at work SD
    You attract attention to yourself SD
    You believe that you would be very successful at a sales job SA
    You finish the work you have to do, even when youâ(TM)re tired or bored SA
    You are proud of the work you do at school or on a job SA
    You look forward to going to work (or school) SA
    You quickly see the solutions to new problems SA
    You have no big regrets about your past SA
    In school, you were one of the best students SA
    It bothers you when something unexpected disrupts your day SD
    When someone treats you badly, you ignore it SA
    You like people to notice you A

    Slow-moving people make you impatient A
    You often feel nervous about something SD
    You got mostly good grades in high school SA
    Many people cannot be trusted D
    You rarely act without thinking SA
    You have friends, but donâ(TM)t like them to be too close SD
    You could describe yourself as âtidyâ(TM) SA
    In your free time, you go out more than stay home SA
    Your stuff is often kind of messy SD
    People have a lot of arguments with you SD
    You have a lot of different abilities SA
    Your moods are steady from day to day SA
    You are lively and talkative SA
    There are some people you really canâ(TM)t stand SD
    You do not fake being polite SD
    You show it when you are in a bad mood SD
    When things go wrong, itâ(TM)s hard to control your temper SD

    It bothers you when you have to obey a lot of rules SD
    You can argue hard but still keep it friendly SA
    You would rather not get involved in other peopleâ(TM)s problems D
    It is not easy for you to put your ideas in writing SD
    When you are annoyed with something, you say so SD
    You were absent very few days from high school SA
    Youâ(TM)ve had some disappointments that youâ(TM)ll never get over SD
    You follow through on everything that you start SA
    You feel nervous when there are demands you canâ(TM)t meet A
    You think a lot about the worries and stresses you have D
    Peopleâ(TM)s feelings are sometimes hurt by what you say SD
    You make more sensible choices than careless ones SA
    It bothers you a long time when someone is unfair to you SD
    You change from feeling happy to sad without any reason SD
    You like to try things that are new and different SA

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  84. Oracle use them by asc99c · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I applied for a job with Oracle in the UK after University - over 6 years ago now. The first thing I came up against was this online personality test.

    I decided to be honest with the answers. Evidently not the right decision as I failed the test and they were not interested in talking to me (despite at that time being almost guaranteed a 1st class degree in CS from a top university).

    Q: "You have to give up on some things that you start."
    A: "Strongly disagree."

    This was one of the questions in the Oracle test - I put strongly agree. Occasionally new information appears after you've begun something, and possibly tells you that you're heading down the wrong path. You learn from this and start again.

    1. Re:Oracle use them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And sometimes your plans change, your interests change, your priorities change, external circumstances change ... Never giving up on anything you start seems like a rather undesirable trait.

    2. Re:Oracle use them by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I can't believe they really expect 'strongly disagree' for an answer to that question. Nobody in their right mind could possibly answer it that way.

      Actually, I can see 1 way to answer that in that fashion: If you assume that you aren't giving up on the project, but that you finished it as far as was feasible and learned from it. It really wracks my brain to see it that way, because any fool can see that you abandoned the project. With this kind of logic, any question can have any answer.

      Tenacity has its place, but so does sense.

      --
      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
  85. Don't confuse personality with morality. by cwesley · · Score: 1

    Honesty is a function of morality, which is not a function of personality.
    Personality tends to discuss things like Introversion / Extroversion, thinking / intuitive, etc.
    Morality, on the other hand, tends to disuss things like honesty.

  86. Haha, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I encountered a personality test in applying for an operator apprenticeship at the local refinery a while back. I'm not sure if the personality test was the reason, but I was not called back for an interview. The job requirements were fairly basic, entry-level.

    Needless to say, my great-grandfather was the plant manager at this particular plant. My father and grandfather are/were managers for companies that build some of the equipment used there. And now, I write the operations manuals that I would have been following had I gotten the position.

    So, basically, personality tests are a horrible way to hire people.

  87. Desirable Side-Effect by bencollier · · Score: 1

    This test may not accurately screen out people with certain particular personality traits, but it does select favourably for people with the intelligence to second-guess the answers required, or find them on the internet. That alone will cut staff turnover very effectively, at least for the sort of jobs described in the linked article, and unlike an IQ test, it covers intelligence, intuition, and initiative.

  88. Descrimination? by Torino10 · · Score: 1

    I was asked to take a personality test at the company I work for and my response was "Why would you want to open yourselves up for possible civil litigation for thinly veiled religious, ethnic, or racial discrimination? Has the Legal department looked at these tests yet?". Test was canceled.

  89. UMAT test by tick-tock-atona · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in Australia, if you want to study Medicine at University, you are required to take and pass the UMAT test.

    This test is no joke, I know a couple of people who got good enough marks for entry to Medicine, then failed UMAT and had to wait a year to try it again (passing the second time around). It seems useless to me - why reject someone only to accept them a year later.. had their personality changed that much in 12 months?

    1. Re:UMAT test by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      No, but their ability to research the 'correct' answers to the questions certainly improved. ;-)

  90. Baum test by safpl · · Score: 1

    Ever heard about the "baum test"? You are asked to draw a tree. How many of you IT guys thought you would draw a red-black tree? An AVL, perhaps? Well, I did (think, not draw - I've thankfully never been subject to such a test).

    1. Re:Baum test by jlowe · · Score: 1

      As a psychologist, I'm familiar with the "House-Tree-Person" test, which is a personality test devised maybe in the 50's(?). You can gather quick information about someone by looking at the drawings, but by NO MEANS should those results be used alone.

      It would never hold up in court, and could only be used to "screen" for issues that are then followed up on with more psychometrically sound instruments and interview.

  91. Personality testing for a job by lduvall · · Score: 1

    Some years ago I was a candidate for a team leader / chief technical advisor position for a development project overseas. Part of the process was a couple hours of psychological testing by a psychologist who had just finished his studies in the US and was suffering from jet lag having just returned to his home country. We did a bit of psychiatric testing-related stuff, then we waundered off into computers and the technical problems he was experiencing - we probably spent 2/3rds of the time talking computers. I got the job by the way.

  92. Jobs in Norway by Dionysus · · Score: 2, Informative

    All the jobs I applied to in Norway (IT, development) had a personality test as part of the interview process.

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  93. Re:Let's See... by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    2^10-- you can't do a kilo of basic math?

    I admit I'd groan.. but it wouldn't wipe me..

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  94. Re:Let's See... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a new IT graduate I went for a trainee IT manager position working for a large UK recruitment company. I travelled three hours to the interview, which solely consisted of a reading comprehension and basic maths test. I sat through it but vowed to never work for or use that organisation.

    These days I have 12+ years experience as an IT contractor, and if I were ever subjected to personality testing or other mindless interview techniques I would just terminate the interview and leave. I don't want to work for an organisation that treats me like a piece of meat, even if I am a contractor.

  95. aptitude test by cenc · · Score: 1

    I remember as a teenager taking an aptitude test, which is basically a personality test. It scored me as being suited to every single category accept for forestry / outdoors work. I had just spent the last two summers as a backwoods guide in a remote area.

    15 years of study in philosophy of mind and other behavioral sciences later, I have come to the conclusion there is ZERO grounding in real science for the definitive conclusions they are suppose to indicate.

     

  96. That's a joke, but no joke. by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    I work for a fortune-500 concrete company. I have a coworker who had worked in Accounting/Management with just a high-school education. He applied for a job here, and got one in the QC department. They took him over to the cylinder break machine, showed him how it worked, and asked him to start doing break tests.

    He said "no."

    They said, "I'm sorry, is there a problem?"

    He said "there are thinkers, and there are drones. You want me to be a drone. I'm a thinker."

    So they said, "just a second", and immediately moved him to management.

    Say what?

    It was entirely based on that personality test of refusing to work that they moved him to management -- that, combined with his basic acknowledgement of a 2-class system, and his claim that he was in the upper class.

    I'm going to point this out: from what I have seen, this story is typical of economies worldwide.

    World Stock Markets, FALL! FALL FAR! KEEP GOING! GO AWAY!

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    Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
  97. Re:can also test for "hidden" traits, like homosex by Kibblet · · Score: 1

    Even the ones with your shrink suck. I took one that made it sound like I was bi-polar. Asked if anyone said I talked too fast. Of course; I just moved from NYC to the Midwest. EVERYONE thought I talked too fast. And if you've ever been down or blue? DEPRESSION. Even if you had good reasons, like a divorce, or death, or something similar. I walked away from that shrink and never looked back. Being from NYC makes you manic, and miscarrying makes you depressive.

  98. Progressive Insurance (in the states) by stinerman · · Score: 1

    +1

    Yeah, that was a blast.

    I was a bit too honest on the first test:

    "If you finish a project early, what would you be most likely to do?"

    A: Help a colleague
    B: Relax
    C: Ask for a new assignment

    Well, I answered the "true" answer, rather than the "correct" answer. There were a lot of questions like that on the test. I failed.

    I came back in a few weeks later to take the test again, picked "correct" answers, and made it to an interview. Of course, then the economy took a nose-dive and they canceled that position opening, but it was a learning experience.

    Companies would rather have people who lie about wanting to stay late and be a "team player" rather than people who are honest and don't.

    1. Re:Progressive Insurance (in the states) by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Which would you say was right? I'd probably relax, to be honest.

      I'm guessing they wanted to hear C, but you could make a good case that A is better for the company. It could be the other way around, depending on how individualistic the company culture is.

      That's why these tests are generally a bag of shite. That and we probably answer how we think we should be, or how we think the listener wants us to be, or how we wish we were - anything but how we really are.

      --
      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
  99. Role Playing test by js_sebastian · · Score: 2, Informative

    I once took a personality test that was based on 8 or 9 people sitting in a room, and asked to roleplay a situation (planning for some sort of bogus project) in front of an HR woman who watched us.

    My overall impression was that, although the whole exercise was rather silly, the HR woman was pretty smart and knew what she was doing. While I wouldn't use such a technique to select someone to hire, I might use it to discard those one or two people who have serious problems working in a group, or too little imagination or D&D experience to figure out what is going on....

    Unfortunately, I was told by some colleagues that at the time HR was being used to find excuses to not hire people who had done well on technical interviews or internships, to enforce an unofficial "we're not hiring now" policy.

    1. Re:Role Playing test by TempeTerra · · Score: 1


      My mother was put through a similar exercise as part of some corporate development programme. Everyone was given a hokey little test which was meant to identify their personality type. Pah, thought my mother, voodoo and nonsense. Then all the employees were divided into groups of the SAME personality type and asked to organise an imaginary project. Hilarity ensued as my mother's group, 'enablers' or something, all patiently waited for someone to come up with a plan so they could chip in and make it work. Unfortunately I don't know any other details of the test or what happened to the other groups ;)

      </anecdote>

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  100. Deeply sceptical by gnalre · · Score: 1

    As far as I understand personality tests, they indicate tendencies. For example some people may be more prone to plan ahead and others more spur of the moment. The tests do define these quite well, however what they do not measure is the coping mechanisms people have developed to overcome situations which do not match there personality types. For example many people such comedians which you would consider extravert's are actually deeply shy, but have managed to generate an external face to overcome there shyness. I would be deeply sceptical of deciding on someone job suitability just on the basis of such a test.

    Also it wasn't long ago that handwriting analysis was a common method used to filter applicants, despite it having the same scientific value as astrology.

    At the end of the day they are all mechanisms for passing the buck for hiring people.

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    Choose your allies carefully, it is highly unlikely you will be held accountable for the actions of your enemies
  101. If you would prefer to avoid the personality test by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    There is no better way to avoid the personality test than not being in employment, ie to run your own business. There is no reason why a programmer should become an employee, since the production technology for software is well-distributed amongst the populace. If you already own a computer and you know how to program it, then you can become an entrepreneur immediately. I can understand why one would prefer to be an employee if their expertise was in nuclear reactors, considering that in our era nuclear reactors are more likely to be found in large organisations rather than in homes, but for programmers who already own personal computers there is no good reason not to be self-employed.

  102. Handy Tip by smchris · · Score: 1

    On the question: "You see that one of your coworkers occasionally shoplifts small items. Do you:"

    _Always_ answer: "It's no big thing. He's a good worker otherwise."

    1. If you _are_ company rat material, do you really want to come to that self-realization when your tires are slashed?

    2. Why are you applying for a job at the Buy More anyway?

    [Actually, as a kid I was pretty naive to interview strategies. But, then, the best job I ever had the group interview somehow got around to the fact I was from Minnesota and so was Bob Dylan. So, quite the opposite of rapport, if you show up at a place that is treating you like a child, shouldn't you turn around and run very fast?]

  103. Proctor and Gamble personality tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to take a personality test to be hired by Proctor and Gamble. When I was a temp there I applied. Since the people I worked under wanted me hired, they offered to give me an answer key. I refused, and apparently did not answer correctly.

  104. This hits home by LoadWB · · Score: 1

    Oooooh, this one really hits home for me. I worked for a nation-wide shoe retailer for a few years, in a management position no less. I would like to think that I was a stand-out employee and an effective manager, despite my youth and lack of management experience -- though I had worked in a supervisory position for four years before this job. I worked for the company on-and-off for a couple of years after my original departure for higher education. I wound up failing the personality test required for employment, thankfully implemented well after my hire.

    Of course, I feel this is because I am not doe-eyed, rose-colored about things. While I know that even model employees have thoughts about stealing, or some thoughts about crime, I also know that only dishonest employees will commit a crime against an employer. I also think too technically about the idea of theft and what it means to break the rules. I accept that I over-thought my answers, but I tend to think the issue is that of lack of naivete rather than being disloyal or dishonest.

    Originally, you had to pass the test using some unknown criteria, for which the program would report "DO" or "DO NOT" call this person for an interview. Later iterations gave more detailed information, such as strengths and weaknesses in certain areas like loyalty, trustworthiness, etc., and recommended whether or not to call this person back for an interview.

    The sad part was that many exemplary employees were labeled as problem candidates, and on more than one occasion someone who turned into a problem passed with flying colors.

    Personally, I despise automated interview processes, especially on-line applications with so-called "qualifier questions" which are really "DISqualifiers." (State of Florida, I am looking SQUARELY at you!) While not perfect, nothing beats an old-fashioned face-to-face interview for getting a real feel of a candidate's potential.

    hehehe, also interesting is the quote for this page load: "Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom."

  105. Utter crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had these test for tech jobs. Once spent 8 hours at an interview, free lunch provided and I was desperate for work.

    You walk into a room and notice three beautiful paintings and one bad one, from the three answers, what best sums up your mood.

    You made cakes for your co-workers, but there is one short, who would you decline and why?

    Descibe your personality in terms of a sandwich or cookie?!?!

    The only thing these do is sort the day-dreamers from the hard-working geeks who spent years learning their craft properly and will be turned down for a job 'cos they can't tell the difference between what a girrafe and monkey may think of a box, with holes, containing a lump of carrot cake!!!!

  106. Automated Trading Desk by Chruisan · · Score: 1

    Before being aquired by Citigroup, ATD used them as part of a psychological evaluation. As part of the evaluation, there was also testing with an industrial psychologist. They developed a personality profile, which looked for personality traits based on the type of position you were applying for (programmer, trader, engineer, IT, etc.). This was used in conjunction with a full set of interviews with the team and management and credit check. After being hired, I got to speak with psychologist. Everything being said, it was a pretty dead-on evaluation. I did have to stop wearing my foil hat to work.

  107. Team Building by happy_place · · Score: 1

    When I was at Hewlett Packard, I took a project management fundamentals course, and we mentioned the Kiersey/whatever (i forget) type personality test as a way for management to get to know the sorts of people on the team. There was a lot of talk about how to use the 'strengths' of this or that personality. IMO, all it really served to do was to point out the obvious... that so and so was different from so and so, and that we're all somewhat odd... I think it is highly unlikely that such tests provide a huge amount of insight into predictive success of a project--outside of what is more often than not already obvious if you just get to know the people in your team. Just host a stupid barbeque. You'll probably learn more there... As for hiring, that's why they always take the potential candidate out for lunch, right? --Ray

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  108. I know this is a tangent, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you scored too high on the Praxis tests. Schools would only want someone like you to teach gifted kids. I taught high school math for two years; before that experience I thought that only the "brightest" should teach. After teaching, I realized that you only need a couple of really bright teachers in each area, because 99% of the students aren't that bright. I really really struggled with teaching. There were behavior problems. The school had an average of 3 students die each year. (The student census was under 1000.)

    Teachers are 90% baby sitters. The best teachers are normally the ones that had to work hard to learn their trade; they can best relate with students.

    After my two years teaching, I returned to engineering. The stress is much lower.

  109. Gosh, you are being taken for a ride. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    These conclusions are pretty much akin to astrology, but because you have invested time and money into them then now you have an emotional attachment to this dreadful procedures that don't allow you to see them for what they are: a big scam.

    Take the results for any of your employees, apply them to anybody else. How accurate they are? You will be surprised to find that any conclusions describe pretty "accurately" most of the people most of the time. Same technique used by astrologers and other snake oil pedlars.

    Look at economists, they have been trying to do exactly the same and they have failed, miserably, as recent events probe. Trying to define people behaviour by statistics is not a rational thing to try to do.

    The problem with these "tests" is that they forget that individuals are not passive subjects of study, but dynamic agents that can react to the very test that is been applied to them. Any test of this kind becomes obsolete pretty much as soon as somebody that understand what such a test is all about. The behaviour that is trying to be be observed changes at that very same moment, reason for which any results are completely and utterly pointless.

    You success hiring people may have more to do to you playing close attention to the skills of the people and to real, personal interaction during interviews.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  110. Drug Tests also useless. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    While everyone is piling on about how pointless personality tests are, I figured I'd mention a related test - drug tests.
    Seems like all the big corps and too many of the smaller corps are now requiring "pre-employment drug-screening" for jobs in the mail room all the way up to, but not including, the board room.

    Most of these tests are pointless. Never mind the whole "guilty until proven innocent" thing (what if there was a piss test for speeding or whoring or grand theft, would all the sheep take it too?). Instead, just think about the economics. Lets say you are a habitual drug user and that the job you are applying for is at least $30K/yr. Lets say that you really need the job and are prepared to do what it takes to get it. $3,000, just 10% of that yearly salary, is going to be more than enough to pay for a fake-id and some guy who is clean to go in and take the drug test for you. Maybe you have to get the money from a loan shark, but chances are that loan shark can also set you up with the guy who makes fake-ids and the guy who will pee in your place.

    So, for even a fairly low paying job, there is enough financial incentive to completely circumvent the job. Factor in what most engineering and software development jobs pay and the reasons just get even stronger.

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    1. Re:Drug Tests also useless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse than useless, dangerous...consider also the fact that candidates are never informed what they're screened for....there's no oversight or transparency, let alone the fallibility of the tests re: false positives. You might be getting surreptitiously screened for things you'd not agree with (scrip meds, high glucose, HIV, etc). That's a can of worms the ACLU should open up asap. I'd totally agree on incident/suspicion grounds, just not carte blanch 'here's my bodily fluids, can I have a job?'. If I was a fort 500 HR Dir, I'd 'accidentally' screen for mood stabilizers, antipsychotics....who'd know? Bet it's happening now, even if it's a $50k per incident HIPAA violation. And yes, hardcore dope fiends can find ways to 'piss clean' anyway. Then again...just forcing one to pee in a cup has great metaphoric value. They might just toss it in a toilet and check a box.

  111. Ah, the ever accurate personality test... by Jinjuku · · Score: 0

    I worked retail for 3 years at a small chain electronics store (had 14 outlets). I went in for my interview (went fine) did the personality test (it said to not hire me). The manager hired me and ignored the test. The result? Out of 300+ sales associates chainwide I was in the top 5 90% + of the time. I had a good work history there, left on good terms and helped a lot of people with making the right purchase.

  112. Legally iffy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for a firm in the past that published and administered a well-known psychometric test, used as part of hiring processes world-wide. Advice from one of the psychologists was never to use the results of the test as filtering criteria - you're on legally dodgy ground if you do and might get sued. They should only ever be used as input into the interview itself - to indicate lines of questioning that should be followed. The are simply not good enough predictors of workplace behaviour to be relied upon.

  113. Interview advice for introverts by Phylarr · · Score: 1

    I've taken very similar tests on sites which give ME the results and it shows that, while I possess many good qualities, my reserved nature makes me hard for others to read, particularly in that my expression of happiness or enthusiasm are externally muted.

    I'm the same way, and, despite my excellent GPA and decent experience upon graduation from college, I was unable to get a job for a long time. I had no end of interviews, but no follow-ups.

    I eventually went to an interview coach, who suggested that I explain to people exactly what you just said. So at my next interview, I ended each of the individual interviews with a brief statement along the lines of "I may not seem like I'm excited about this job, but that's just because of how I am. Etc."

    It was hard for me to do, and some people seemed shocked to hear me talk about myself in such an open way, but they all seemed to appreciate it. And a bunch of the interviewers empathized and said they had the same problem. It worked out well, and I'd recommend it to other introverts out there.

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  114. Progressive and Geico Insurance by snarfies · · Score: 1

    I am an auto insurance claims adjuster with several years of experience - plus I enjoy the work. A few years ago I tried to apply at Progressive, and the first thing they did was give me a personality test. Apparently, I failed, because they read me a statement telling me to GTFO their office. They didn't care about my experience, didn't test my knowledge, nothing.

    So later, when I applied at Geico, they pulled the same thing. So I just lied my ass off, and they made me a job offer. Which I refused, because they wanted to pay me $36,000 to work in Honolulu (which would be the equivalent of making $20,000 or less back home).

  115. Old School Test - Old School Results by VirtualJobTryout · · Score: 1

    Resumes and assessments are both forms of data gathering used to create evidence of job-fit and support the hiring decision. Companies ask for resumes everyday and screen them, knocking people out of the running for a job A very subjective, bias loaded process, yet very few people complain. Your resume failed the test. The way you chose to describe yourself failed to be job relevant. A company asks every candidate the same questions (fair, consistent, objective) in the form of a test or profile, and people freak out. Your self description, based upon your choices from standardized language or your ability to respond correctly to questions addressing technical capabilities (thinking, interpretation, computation, diagnosis, etc.) was more job relevant or less job relevant than others As in any discipline, variation in approach (poor to best-in-class) exists. Some IT professionals rely heavily on off-the-shelf building blocks for client solutions. Others prefer to create custom code and a needs-based solution. In the world of assessments, there are many off-the-shelf tests, profiles, and evaluation tools. Some work better than others. Some are interesting, but of no value for improving the quality of hire. Many are easy to implement without proper training, nor research on how to interpret the results. Those are the types of assessments candidate often react most negatively too The leading-edge solutions for talent evaluation are job-specific, simulated work samples. This allows the candidate to take parts of the job for a test drive which produces a work sample. In the design-build stage, research is conducted to document how candidate response patterns predict on-the-job performance. Once such solution is the Virtual Job Tryout® Candidates enjoy it because it uses web 2.0 principles, is very job relevant, multi-media, informative, and challenging. Recruiters discover great value in comparing and contrasting candidates based upon objective criteria. Companies embrace it because the return on investment is established from improved performance of new hires and there is minimal risk for adverse reactions from candidate. Just as in IT solutions, candidate evaluation methods designed to unique performance specifications often produce the best results. Joseph P. Murphy Shaker Consulting Group, Inc. Developers of the Virtual Job Tryout® Joe.murphy@shakercg.com http://www.shakercg.com/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNTJGkSV830&feature=channel_page

  116. That reminds me... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    ... about time to get my sweater out of the closet and try it on again. Hope I can tug it down over my slightly larger stomach... been a few years.

    It is a special sweater though. It says, "Intellectual Incognito". My grandmother gave it to me.

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    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  117. Team Building by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

    When I was hired as part of a large expansion of a rapidly-growing group, we went through much of the typical corporate team-building stuff to get to know each other quickly, but we were also given personality tests, and we discussed the results and how they would affect our roles in the group. It didn't tell us anything we wouldn't have learned about each other in the first few months, but it certainly made that process much easier.

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  118. Better than.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the stupidity of using your FICO score to determine if you get the job.

  119. Sometimes its the reaction to the test they want.. by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

    ... not the answers.

    For my current job (data manager/protocol design for a research program), the interview had 3 parts. First I met the primary investigator, then I met the team and lastly I was brought into a room, given a stack of personality tests and told simply, "I'll be back in an hour."

    The tests were all of the kind people are mentioning here - either ones that were designed as surveys to try and get a snapshot of a larger population (so 1 individual's results were meaningless) or ones with questions that were overly broad ("Have you ever done anything really bad?"), absurd ("You just bought groceries and are 15 miles away from the grocery store when you realize the clerk gave you $1 too much change. Do you: a) go back to the store, b) steal the $1"), pointless ("What kind of animal would you be if you could be anything?"), offered to many response options ("All the time, almost all the time, most of the time, a little more than half the time, not sure but just barely over half the time, half the time, not sure but just barely less than half the time..." etc) and so on.

    Rather than take them, I just started critiquing them - "What's this item intended to measure?" "This is too vague, terms need to be defined." "Reduce the number of options to 5, an optimal number to both capture variety and remove option paralysis." and suggesting alternative measures that are more appropriate for what it seems like they were trying to get at.

    An hour goes by, I'm merrily marking these things up, the primary comes in and sees what I've done and offers me the job, because what I did in the interview is what the job would entail, and the personality qualities they were looking for were more along the lines of "will find a polite way of saying 'what you're doing is stupid, here's a better way to go about doing that.'"

    Best job I ever had, too - I've got lots and lots of leeway to change things that I don't feel are being effective, but also working with a really great team who have been able to teach me a lot of stuff about my new field so I'm able to grow quite a bit. The money is shit (that's academia) but money isn't everything, and I do get 3 months vacation :)

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  120. MMPI by erica_ann · · Score: 1

    Its funny this should just now come out.. this has been going on for at least 20 years. If you have ever applied at a convent store, or other places, including IT where you have a multi page questionere that asks such things as "if you were in this situation, would you report this, if you saw someone steal would you do this.. etc.." it is an adaptive form of the MMPI used to assess personality.

    Many times the same question is repeated 3-4 times but worded different to see if you will answer differently for the same concept.

  121. Employment testing? by Jaxter · · Score: 1

    We piss test, background check, and fret over credit scores......all are currently legal -and shouldn't be in many cases. To the misinformed; personality trait tests remain highly valid, regardless as to claims against them. No, they haven't ever been 'debunked' or discredited, just misinterpreted or not understood well enough. MMPI etc are still useful and fairly accurate. What's most interesting is the highest-validity test ever devised, the simple standardized IQ test. Great metric for predicting everything from theft, absenteeism, to overall performance. Illegal since Gregg vs. Duke Power in the '70s.- dumbest precedence ever. I too aced Indust. Psych (and tutored Stats classes). Org. Dev. and HR people have enough of a grasp on stats to know what they can legally get away with. Personally I'd hire anyone with a high IQ and toss everything else ('preemployment screening', exp., etc). Stats back that up.

  122. Nope by airship · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure if you have a personality, you can't be hired to work in IT.

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  123. Re:Let's See... by painehope · · Score: 1

    I meant that number of basic math questions, not what 2^10 was. Smartass.

    Seriously, if I had to sit in a room and answer 1024 basic math questions (like "what's the square root of 2?" "Uh, that's an irrational number"), for 4 hours, I'd be pretty batty by the time they asked me a question pertaining to the actual job.

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  124. I had to take one once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was applying for a nice IT position and had to take one of these personality tests.
    I didn't get the job because they said the test showed that I was an "asshat".
    However due to the test results they did offer me a different job in upper management. Well, I think it is more likely it was the test results than the chair I threw at them.

    -Steve B

  125. These things are dead on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took such a test for a Vancouver software testing position in Vancouver in 1997.

    I was flabbergasted when they described me to myself, it was dead on.

    1. Re:These things are dead on by Chruisan · · Score: 1

      I'll have to agree with you regarding my experience. It's almost scary how accurate it was.

  126. Re:Obligatory Classic Hacker/Admin Personality Tes by Nebu · · Score: 1

    • "How do you work in a team situation when all the other team members are fools and idiots?"
    • "How well do you program under the influence of hard drugs?"
    • "Have you ever beaten or killed a co-worker?"
    • "Give me a rough estimate of the maximum dollar amount that you've stolen from each of your previous employers."
    • "Do you object to bullwhips in the workplace?"
    • "Emacs or vi?"

    I was blasting through these questions, with no hesitation bullshit answers that I knew would please the interviewer until I hit this one. What does it say about my personality that it's only here that I start sweating bullets?

  127. My post by BigJClark · · Score: 1


    Will undoubtedly get lost in the myriad of other posts. I doubt my tiny voice will be heard. I am a DBA, and my take on personality tests, is they exist for the sole reason of giving the employer a reason to not hire you.

    Rationale being, since the potential employee requires a valid reason for not being hired (for litigation purposes), the management staff needs a reason to not hire this person besides colour of skin, food in teeth, showing up late etc etc.

    The personality test has nothing to do with the hiring of this person, its a trick to get around litigation.

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  128. Run Away by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    If someone wants you to take a personality test, ask for their credentials. Virtually no one who knows enough about such testing would use it for employment testing. If you ask, they won't hire you, and you should be glad. You should insist on that person's name anyway and turn it and the company into the APA.

    The main finding of personality psychology is that there are 5 factors to personality. If the person giving the test can tell you what they are, which ones are relevant for the position, and if they'll notify you of your score compared to their hiring criteria, take it. Otherwise, run away. Sure they'll hire someone else. Let that poor bastard suffer under pseudo-scientific adminstraional amateurs. You'll be glad you didn't.

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  129. No Problem! by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    This type of testing is probably worthwhile for markets were dealing with the customer directly is vital for success. However, I think there's little to fear for those looking to work in the background with a strong portfolio backing them up.

    Besides, who do you think is more likely to get laid off first in a corporate downsizing? The "people person"... aka the "middle man".

    As long as you are personally vital to the success or failure of a project, your personality isn't really that important to the equation.

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  130. Re:Opening for discrimination lawsuit? (Sikorsky) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently had an on campus interview with Sikorsky. When I sat down, the interviewer told me that it was strictly a "behavioral interview." Thats what they call them now. "Behavioral Interviews"

    I saw the list of students they interviewed and later the students they selected for second round... turns out they selected three huge pricks from a pool of about thirty honest kids.

    The kids they selected lie through their teeth and cheat on a regular basis. It makes you wonder what type of employees a company like this is filled with if they are using awful "Behavioral Interviews" to select candidates.

  131. A few more points by mpsmps · · Score: 1

    I know very strong and effective managers who think personality tests can be useful.

    For example, many of the best salespeople are very outgoing and social but at the same time don't care much what other people think of them (so they can take 30 rejections in a row without being discouraged). The is a pretty rare combination for obvious reasons. If a personality inventory shows that a candidate has these traits, that's viewed as interesting and potentially a point in favor of the candidate (not something to be applied rigidly or blindly but as useful information).

    One other point is that the better modern personality inventories are usually pretty carefully designed to detect cheating with questions that the "honest" and "expected" answers are different, so they are much harder to game than many people are saying here.

  132. Modesty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My class took a test for our Real Estate licenses and we were all smart enough to give them the answers the test designers expected and all passed, but had we given the answers we wanted to, all sorts of good candidates would have been black-listed.
    Here are some examples they didn't consider. These are paraphrased statements from conversations with classmates.

    Q: Are you God fearing? (Correct answer: Yes)
    A: Yes -- I am a thief, so I am afraid God is going get me for it eventually.
    B: No -- A truly honest or innocent person has nothing to fear from God.
    B: No -- Belief in God doesn't stop people from doing really horrible things in His name. What is wrong with doing right because it is Right?

    Q: Are you honest?
    A: Yes, of course I am. I only pirate software when I wouldn't have bought it, so the company who developed it isn't losing anything.
    B: No. I answer "Fine" when someone asks "How are you?" even when I feel like crap, because I know it is an American greeting noise and they don't really want to know about my health.

    Q: Are you good at math?
    A: Yes. It only takes me half an hour to balance my checkbook.
    B: No. I am struggling with spinor fields (a spinor of order 4s contains as much information as a tensor of order 2s) and though I can manipulate the formulae, I can't quite get my mind around them enough to understand their application to bosons.

    There were many more questions, and most required yes or no answers that were superficial and pointless.
    All that test really did was convince me that Real Estate Licensing was a crock that passed folks who dishonestly gave the expected answers (see other comments for more examples) and failed anyone who had the nerve or innocence to answer honestly.

  133. Re:can also test for "hidden" traits, like homosex by jlowe · · Score: 1

    I'm a psychologist, and I was always taught that tests are a component of an evaluation. They can be used as "short-cuts" to learning important things about someone, but cannot be the be-all, end-all. The psych should have taken those issues into context.

    However, I would think whatever test you took would use more than one or two questions to determine bi-polar or depression...

  134. Re:Obligatory Classic Hacker/Admin Personality Tes by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you have your priorities in order... ;-)

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  135. Employment interviews and psych tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many years ago (in the late 70's) I interviewed for a job as a line mechanic at a dealership in central Illinois where they had me take one of these "tests". Because I was honest, I failed... I determined to never again submit myself to that sort of degrading treatment. I have since become a software engineer and consultant of some reputation and have been privy to many trade and industrial secrets of my clients. NEVER would I consider doing anything to abridge the trust they have in me. Personally, I think these tests are a means of providing a rationale to HR personnel who are otherwise incapable of making decent judgment calls on their prospective hires.

  136. Horoscopes by BubbaDoom · · Score: 1

    I had to take a personality test several years ago and the HR manager showed me my results. After she read the results, I told her that they were interesting, but as valid as my horoscope. Its like a psychic - they'll say a lot of things, some things might even be true, but these things are true for everyone to some extent.

    My interviewing policy is to hire people who I want to work with, their skills are secondary.

  137. Like it or not... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    All interviews are personality tests. Whether written or not the questions are designed to determine how much the interviewer is likely to want to work with you. Even the technical questions are a landmine, if you know more than the interviewer you are at risk of not being hired because you threaten him/her.

    You can't win, you can't even quit the game.

  138. Re:Let's See... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Important questions are repeated with the question/answer slightly changed. If you're 'cheating' (aka lying) then it is likely you won't give consistent answers and it shows up as a giant red flag when the answers are being evaluated.

    Or, if you have a view others think inconsistent. I have never been drunk. I have never consumed any drug illegally (including under-age drinking). I think that crack cocaine (and all other controlled substances) should be legal. They two times I was subjected to such a test, I think they thought I was either a stoner or a liar because I have a personal belief that is unusual. I'd never take drugs that will harm me or alter my mental state except to fix a medical problem (yes, that means that I didn't take any pain meds after knee surgery or a very painful crash). But I think they should be legal so anyone that wanted to could. And that leaves me unhireable for the crappy tests, because they'll usually peg me as a lying stoner.

  139. Also Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was once refused a job for lying on my resume. I had been a member of the IEEE for a great many years, but due to a name change (from marriage), the directory said otherwise. They assumed I was lying, rather than ask me about it.
    I am sure the person they did hire had a seriously inflated resume, but because they were knowingly cheating, their lies were undetectable.
    It is easier to buy a refrigerator than hire an employee, and much less costly, but I am sure there are plenty of folks who regret their choice after they actually try it out.
    It does not matter how many criteria you apply, it is still just a best guess.

  140. Re:Obligatory Classic Hacker/Admin Personality Tes by whyde · · Score: 1

    I actually ask this question in all interviews I conduct. The answer is not important so much as how the candidate justifies the answer. I'm just interested to hear that the candidate has a preference and stands behind it for a valid reason that can be articulated clearly.

    The choice of editor, in my book, is an ergonomic decision. Certain people are more productive using emacs, some using vi, some using nedit, and some just using notepad, depending on the task at hand.

  141. Re:If I can add something, and this is a real kick by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
    Um, what?

    Are you saying that the combination of your mother's personality and yours did not net you a good enough result? Sounds like the test worked just fine in this instance, since it weeded out one person who would 'cheat'.

  142. Check Mark Blues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two years ago I applied for a position as a junior DBA. The interview went really well. I had teh technical know-how and hit it off with the existing team members. In fact, a couple of them said, off the record, that they were confident I'd get the position and they were looking forward to working with me.

    Then I took the personality test. Ten questions, multiple choice. I filled it out by coloring in the bubbles, like an old scantron test. At the end, the woman from HR drew a line connecting the dots. They made a check mark. She opened a book of graphs, compared mine to those in teh book and frowned. I was a check mark. They only wanted straight lines. It didn't matter where the line fell, they just wanted straight lines.

    I didn't get the job, and to this day I curse check marks.

  143. Tactless or silent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, total honesty is a difficult policy, and inconvenient. Also, it takes mindful attention at all times.
    I try not to lie by omission either, which does not endear me to those who lie "socially" all the time.

    The most annoying circumstances are the meaningless questions that nevertheless require an answer.
    Q: How are you today, Mx Smith?
    A: Do you really want to know?

  144. They are good training. by singingjim1 · · Score: 0

    I remember taking one of these tests as a teenager for a job at 7/11 and I didn't get the job based on my answers, which were honest and truthful. This made me realize that it didn't pay to be honest when it comes to these things and I never failed another one. You just answer the way you think they want you to and remain consistent with those answers because later questions try to trip you up by asking the same thing in a different way. This was the beginning of my cynicism training and corporations have continued to enhance that training ever since. I'm so cynical now that I don't even believe in my cynicism.

  145. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took a personality test and failed. :)

    Consider this:

    On January 21, 1970, Leary received a ten-year sentence for his 1968 offense, with a further ten added later while in custody, for a previous arrest in 1965, twenty years in total to be served consecutively for less than a half ounce of marijuana. When Leary arrived in prison, he was given psychological tests that were used to assign inmates to appropriate work details. Having designed many of the tests himself (including the "Leary Interpersonal Behavior Test"), Leary answered them in such a way that he seemed to be a very conforming, conventional person with a great interest in forestry and gardening.[14] As a result, Leary was assigned to work as a gardener in a lower security prison, and in September 1970 he escaped...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Leary

  146. Everyone lies by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I have lied in the past, but now I have a strict policy of honesty

    You must not have a spouse.

    Technically, that may make me dishonest, because I don't always share the truth

    That's called lying by omission so you've now admitted that you actually do lie despite having lied when you said you didn't.

    Lies aren't inherently evil or morally wrong. They often are but not always. As a simple example it's common for people in the US to greet each other with "how are you?" and we normally answer "good" or "fine" even if we aren't. That's potentially a lie but it doesn't matter because they weren't really asking how we were anyway. It's a social formality and we don't actually care about the answer. Lies happen all the time, sometimes for actually good purposes. Doctors are required to lie sometimes to protect patient confidentiality - and that is a Good Thing. (with apologies to Martha Stuart)

    1. Re:Everyone lies by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      To be strictly literal, the original question asked "did you ever TELL a lie". Which you would still have to answer Yes if you consider answering "how are you" with "fine" as a lie, then everybody lies.

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    2. Re:Everyone lies by F'Nok · · Score: 1

      Would you then say that it's a reflection on US culture that such a response is considered not only valid, but an acceptable place to lie?

      In Australia, the more common answers by far would have to be "Not bad", "Not too bad", "Been better", etc. And sometimes said in a tone that implies they'd rather not talk about their mood. These are not only not lies, but often actually far more personal responses, even in a impersonal setting.

      This does not stop people from quickly moving on to real conversation, or continuing on their way (if it was a casual question).

      Coming into the office today, the exchanges went:

      Coworker 1: How's things?
      Me: Not too bad.

      Me: How're you doing?
      Coworker 2: The usual (jaded tone)

      Me: How're things today?
      Coworker 3: Too busy as usual, you?
      Me: Better than yesterday (joking tone)

      I would not say that such a lie is an expected response here, and it's a bit of a conversation killer if you say "fine" or "good". Even if I ask a support desk operator on the phone "How are you today?" when they answer my call, they're much more likely to say something like, "Not too bad", or even joke back with, "Well I'm working a help desk..." heh

    3. Re:Everyone lies by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Would you then say that it's a reflection on US culture that such a response is considered not only valid, but an acceptable place to lie?

      Nope. Because IT DOESN'T MATTER. It affects no one, hurts no one, causes no problems, and is a mere formality. If anything it is a positive thing because it shows that as a culture we choose a greeting that shows concern about others even if we don't always care. The MEANING of the inquiry is a greeting, not usually an actual question into the well being of the person being greeted and this is well understood. Furthermore it's likely that I might think sharing the actual nature of my present well being is none of your business. Should I just be a jackass and say "none of your business" because that would be telling the truth? No because that would be rude and benefits no one and you likely don't actually care anyway.

      Sorry but life isn't so black and white that telling the truth is always right and lying is always wrong. It is naive to think otherwise. If that disturbs your need for nice clear rules in life... well, get used to it because life is like that.

    4. Re:Everyone lies by F'Nok · · Score: 1

      I think you've grossly misunderstood what I meant.

      Nope. Because IT DOESN'T MATTER. It affects no one, hurts no one, causes no problems, and is a mere formality.

      I meant that this was the reflection, and your response confirms only that you feel it does not matter, and believe it to hurt no one.
      I never claimed it hurt anyone, I just suggested that perhaps the feeling that such a dismissive (and obviously) untruthful response would be indicative of the overall friendliness people feel from others.

      If anything it is a positive thing because it shows that as a culture we choose a greeting that shows concern about others even if we don't always care.

      If you don't care than you are not showing concern. And since you and everyone you say it to knows it's a canned response I don't think anyone would get the feeling you're showing any concern.
      Typically, a canned response to anything shows the opposite, that you're not interested, or just observing formalities.

      The MEANING of the inquiry is a greeting, not usually an actual question into the well being of the person being greeted and this is well understood.

      Absolutely, but when you mask things in formality you're not showing concern.
      Asking "How're you doing" and expecting a canned "good" isn't concern, it's greeting, and clearly as you've stated it's treated purely as a greeting for you.
      I was trying to say that in my experience, here in Australia, it's often not treated purely as a greeting, that's what "Hello" is for.

      So by responding to my statement making the assumption that it's purely a greeting, you've missed what I was trying to say.

      Furthermore it's likely that I might think sharing the actual nature of my present well being is none of your business. Should I just be a jackass and say "none of your business" because that would be telling the truth? No because that would be rude and benefits no one and you likely don't actually care anyway.

      FYI: Not too bad is a pretty non-committal answer, and it's what most would say here if they don't want to talk about it.

      That's a clear culture difference IMO, and what I was asking was not, "Does it matter if you're truthful at all times?", but, "Is this common canned lie an indication of a cultural difference?"

      Based on your response, I think it is.

      A very large number of people that move here say "the people are friendlier". And I do not for a second believe it's because individual people are nicer, nor do I believe the average niceness of people is higher.
      But small social differences would give a very different perception of the friendliness, and this might just be one of those (admittedly) very small cases.

      Sorry but life isn't so black and white that telling the truth is always right and lying is always wrong. It is naive to think otherwise. If that disturbs your need for nice clear rules in life... well, get used to it because life is like that.

      Because friendliness isn't a black and white perception, and the level of formally canned lies might be a factor in this grey area.

      But if this disturbs your need to believe that the cultural meaning for words is the same in every culture... well, get used to it, because the world is not America.

  147. Re:Obligatory Classic Hacker/Admin Personality Tes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why not?"

    Because one puppy > any amount of lusers. Simple, really.

    Puppies will wag their tails and drool and be happy to see you.

    Lusers jsut drool.

  148. Myers-Briggs Enforcement by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    Myers-Briggs has been mentioned in the threads. When my new boss was hired the first thing she did to her management staff (myself and my spousal unit included) was force us to take the Meyers Briggs. She had memorized the thing and from then on went around saying stuff like, "well, you're an INTJ, therefore you would approach this issue in this way, blah, blah, blah for the next few years. I told her I thought it was as valid as astrology and that I could cast her chart and come up with as valid assumptions as she was spouting.

    I continued to test INTJ when she made us re-take the test, and I guess my score was why I considered her a complete blithering idiot. Finally she got fired for incompetence.

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  149. Large retailer tests all applicants by beschra · · Score: 1

    A coworker recently worked at a very large retail company. ALL prospective employees take a test like this (cashiers, back office and IT). It has a big impact on what kinds of jobs they consider you for and how far up the ladder you can advance.

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  150. Do the big shot executives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have to take and "pass" these tests also? Or are they just used to weed out from the disposable peons?

  151. Re:Let's See... by Trifthen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unfortunately, or fortunately, these tests are highly transparent in nearly every possible degree. Almost all of them derive from OCEAN one way or the other, so in evaluating each question, the only necessary determination is the focus of the question; which part of the Big Five is being addressed currently? Figure that out, and answer toward the more socially accepted norm: extroversion in favor of introversion, be highly agreeable, avoid neuroticism, etc. Juggle your answers so they're not all perfect and boom, ideal candidate.

    I've only had one employer ever subject me to a personality test, and I never heard back from them. Of course, this was when I was about to graduate college and enter the work force, and nearly ten years ago. Since then, I've learned enough to chuckle at the test, hand it back unanswered and leave the interview. They're too subjective, easily circumvented, and like France's handwriting analysis, and similar evaluation methods, are effectively mumbo-jumbo akin to phrenology or palm reading. There are simply different types of people in the world; knowing which type is applying for a particular situation isn't a predictor for success or failure; even after having possible correlations identified by double-blind studies, I'd be skeptical about strongly associating specific types to specific job duties.

    I'm not entirely sure how this got started, but It's illogical to participate, in my opinion.

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  152. Astrology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and the same people who pioneer this ridicule Astrology. Oh the wisdom of the managers.

  153. Thatâ(TM)s just mental! by Blairius · · Score: 1

    The best personality test would be the Milgram Experiment, where you come in sit down at the controls of someone hooked up to an electric shock machine and then someone in authority, say the perspective employer, tells to you shock the guy sitting down at progressively higher levels until the guy is just screaming in pain. However, the guy is not really hooked up, he is just acting. What would be really interesting is for people that know the guy is acting if they would play along and back off to show he is not cruel or go try to impress the employer and make the actor scream.

  154. IMO, it's stupid. by abbyful · · Score: 1

    When I was unemployeed this summer, I applied to be a teller at a bank. Sure, it wouldn't have been a great job, but it would be better than no job.

    They picked my resume out of the stack. Called me up, and directed me to take their oline-personality test. It consisted of questions like "how many hours a week do you talk on the phone?", "how many nights a week do you go out with friends?", and other completely non-job-related questions.

    After I took the test online, it came up "failed". I called the company, they told me that nothing else matters, only the personality test.

    I didn't matter that I had a college degree with a minor in business. It didn't matter that I already had experience in a similar position. It didn't matter that I had superb customer service skills and glowing recommendations from former bosses. All that mattered to them was the silly test.

  155. Could Be worse by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

    Personality tests are nuthin, wait till they start genetic testing...

    --
    It gripped her hand gently. 'Regret is for humans,' it said.
  156. Re:Obligatory Classic Hacker/Admin Personality Tes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Very well. (I find fools and idiots the easiest to dominate)
    *About the same as normal. (i.e. undocumented spaghetti)
    *Is that an exclusive 'or'? (change subject after interviewer's clarification)
    *0 (its a pretty rough estimate. within 6 orders of magnitude of the actual value)
    *As long as you leave the gag in your mouth. (screams upset my delicate constitution)
    *real programmers use butterflies (C-x M-c M-butterfly)
    *all of them. in an encrypted volume, no justification required.
    *trick question: I would not run to work to fix a downed computer. Walk maybe. More like a mozie.
    *none. (none if it is *wasted*)
    *http://www.google.com/search?q=GNU+Manifesto
    *clients, pinheads. po-tay-to, po-ta-to.

  157. Doesn't Relate to the Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA Quote:
    "The way in which the answers relate to the job requirements is...not obvious," says Dr. Scarborough, a Ph.D. industrial psychologist. And when applicants can't easily see how test questions relate to the job, "they tend to respond honestly to the questions," providing "a built-in design safeguard against 'gaming' or cheating."

    Their personality test designer even says that they "[don't want you to] see how test questions relate to the job".

    Why shouldn't an applicant know what the job requirements are?

    How is it "cheating" to guess how the employer want applicants to behave? The same salesgirl that falls all over a customer might not even look at him outside work.

  158. Nonsense by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    "Discrimination" as you call it is legal, unless is it due to race, national origin, religion, gender, disability, etc, i.e., a "suspect class." I love this silly idea that any type of different treatment is "discrimination."

    Not being hired because you tested as a difficult, no social skill borderline Asperger's personality isn't discrimination under any law I have heard of, any more than if you came off that way in an interview. Life is full of hard knocks, and you simply can't sue your way out of every one of them.

    What next, a girl doesn't date you because you aren't handsome or rich enough and you sue her? Under what cause of action? The Lakers won't sign be because I am short and can't jump and I am in my 40's? Discrimination. NASA won't make me an astronaut because I don't have an advanced science degree or any pilot experience? Discrimination!

    George Will makes this point in his recent column, although as a lawyer I think he blames the wrong culprits (lawyers).

    --
    Slashdot "libertarians": Small government for me, big government for those I disagree with. -1, I disagree with you
  159. Re:WHY Human Resources Should All Be Fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why everyone in Human Resources should be fired.
    What is the most important job for the government, which
    'belongs' to all of us?
    Counter-Espionage, yet FBI hired and promoted Robert Hanssen.
    http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,221911,00.html
    Personality tests and even Polygraph Tests are lazy crutches
    for Human Resources.
    http://antipolygraph.org/pubs.shtml
    Is this an historical pattern of Non-scientific methods and magic?
    Salem Witch Trials
    http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/salem/salem.htm
    In the Civil War, the North had the big advantage of money (all the
    gold was in New York City), factories, naval blockade, large armies.
    What General did Abraham Lincoln Hire That ALMOST LOST THE WAR?
    General George McClellan was ill for a time, which further delayed his action, but on his return he continued to find reasons not to move forward. Frustrated, Lincoln at one point sent General McClellan a note asking whether, if the general did not plan to use his army, he, Lincoln, might borrow it.
    What did the Washington HUMAN RESOURCES think of General Grant, who
    eventually WON THE WAR?
            General U. S. Grant, graduate of West Point was a DRUNKARD
    and had been cashiered from the Army because of that problem.
    Even after his convincing victories at Forts Henry, Donelson, and at the Battle of Shiloh, there were still grave doubts in Washington about his competence.
    Would Einstein have been hired when he had few references?
            Einstein tried to 'argue with his professors.'
    Please, the following is a joke, FICTIONAL humor.
    Would MOST Human Resources have been hired after passing a STRICT MENSA TEST (high IQ) and programming test?
    Human Resources is in charge of salaries and EXECUTIVE COMPENSATION.
    Almost ALL OF HUMAN RESOURCES at HR Conferences say ethics is VERY IMPORTANT,
    yet they may be hypocritical?
    stock option manipulation
    http://weblog.infoworld.com/techwatch/archives/010282.html
    http://money.cnn.com/2007/01/18/technology/monster_options/index.htm

  160. Yes, by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    precisely. In fact I went to Gateway later and told them that I might still be willing to work for them (I was one of the highest-rated techs in the area at the time), as long as I did not have to deal with their "employment firm". They told me that was what they hired them for, and there would be no exceptions. My reply was, "Well, good luck then, you'll need it. Bye!"

  161. Geeks have personalities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeks have personalities? I guess I didn't get the memo. Where do I go to get mine?

  162. Quite simple by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    critics claim that the tests instead reward cheaters.

    Exactly.
    After acquiring technical aka special skills in your field, learn how to manipulate and use people.

    --
    I'd like to buy homeland for our 10 million people. http://twitter.com/mahadiga
  163. Multiple Natures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked with dozens of personality tests and find each one has its merits and weaknesses. The power of each test depends on the psychological model that underlies it. For instance, Myers-Briggs is based on Carl Jung's framework.

    One new model I found to be extremely valuable is Steven Rudolph's concept of Multiple Natures, which build's off of Howard Gardner's Multiple Intelligences.

    Gardner has posited that the brain consists of 8 distinct intelligences, namely, bodily, interpersonal, intrapersonal, linguistic, logical, visual, musical, intrapersonal, and naturalistic. He explains intelligences not as skills, but as abilities. Their strength seems to be a combination of nature and nurture, i.e., you are born with certain genetic predispositions in each of these areas, but the atmosphere you're raised in makes a big difference in the degree to which they are realized.

    Rudolph has added another layer to MI called Multiple Natures (MN). He describes these as tendencies, or rather, what you do with your intelligences. These include protective, educative, administrative, creative, healing, entertaining, providing, entrepreneurial, and adventurous.

    It is MN that really rounds out the picture. It's one of the first models to genuinely make sense of how personality types link directly to *careers*.

  164. The real value of these tests is by baubo · · Score: 1

    to help the candidate determine that he or she wouldn't want to work at a place run by the kind of idiots that think this test is a good idea.

  165. But... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I will say up front that I don't have much confidence in this test, if it is based on Jungian psychology. Well, we'll see.

  166. Or just use star signs by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

    Agreed. And I'm surprised that so many people here seem to have accepted the notion of "personality" as a measurable construct for which there could be a valid and reliable test. Although we see ourselves and others as having continuous, stable identities, this is largely illusional. Human behaviour is highly situation specific - you'd have to be fairly mentally disordered to be as stable in your behaviours as these tests suggest.

  167. Personality Tests by terryjamesduffy · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that theses companies are doing the personality testing first and then checking if they can do the job applied for. Kind of explains a lot.

  168. Wow! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I answered this test as honestly as I could (which, as I stated before, is difficult because of the ambiguity of the questions), and the result was... not even close!

    Nobody I know would describe me in the terms that the explanations of my "Jungian" personality type did. Oh, they might mention that I have some of those qualities... but they are anything but the predominant features of my personality.

    Actually, the descriptions of my determined "personality type" very much resembled, to me, the kind of descriptions you get from astrologers. Vague, complementary... the kind of thing lots of people would like to believe about themselves. You can hardly lose, making such predictions!

    I am very far from impressed. I will go back there later, "cheat" on the test, and see how I do.

    1. Re:Wow! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You weren't supposed to just take the test, you were supposed to take it then try to take it again while attempting to manipulate the results.

      Often your close circle of friends will see you the way you think you see your but from a distance, it is generally a different point of view. Of course when you know your being watched, you end up influencing the answers more so then someone independently evaluating you.

      Anyways, the point I was attempting to make was that you can't really manipulate a random test by answering what you think they want to hear to put you into the most favorable light.

    2. Re:Wow! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Did you even read my comment? I stated that I took the test, and was going to go back later and try the manipulation. You seem angry that I did not do it in a manner that fit YOUR schedule...

    3. Re:Wow! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yea I read your comment. I'm not angry either. I did however miss where you said you will go back later and cheat on the test. It looked like a Sig sitting there at the bottom and I usually ignore those. So yea, my bad and I'm sorry for jumping the gun as well as coming off cross towards you.

  169. Re:Obligatory Classic Hacker/Admin Personality Tes by bruceslog · · Score: 1
    Aww, Man, I gotta answer this !

    I first saw this in the early 90's or so. Text included, to avoid melting the server (which I don't believe is canonical anyway)

    http://kuoi.com/~kamikaze/Hacker/interview.php

    "How do you work in a team situation when all the other team members are fools and idiots?"

    I SHINE !!

    "How well do you program under the influence of hard drugs?"

    I SHINE EVEN MORE !

    "Have you ever beaten or killed a co-worker?"

    COURSE. not.

    "Give me a rough estimate of the maximum dollar amount that you've stolen from each of your previous employers."

    BUT THEY OWED ME !

    "Do you object to bullwhips in the workplace?"

    NOT AS LONG AS I HAVE A HOLD OF THE HANDLE.

    "Emacs or vi?"

    OOo

    "You have a large network of Suns being used by secretaries for word processing in FrameMaker. Which GNU packages would you install for your own entertainment, and how would you justify them later?"

    WINDOWS IS PRETTY ENTERTAINING.

    "You see a wounded puppy bleeding and whimpering on the side of the road while you're running to work to fix a downed computer that tens of users are waiting for. Do you let the puppy die?" "Why not?"

    YOU"RE ASSUMING I SAVED THE PUPPY ? AIN'T MY DOG.

    "How much of your workday would you waste by reading news?"

    WHO READS NEWS ?

    "Recite the GNU Manifesto."

    FOSS ROCKS !

    "How many clients (30% diskless, 60% dataless, 10% /var/spool/mail only) can a Sun 600MP server serve simultaneously, and what relation does this have to angels and pinheads?"

    DON"T F**K WITH ANGELS, YOU PINHEAD !

    --
    If it has tires or tits, it will give you problems.
  170. Sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My father, a civil engineer, once worked for a Phoenix company that employed another kind of test--long, pointless, exhausting tests and interview questions for candidates, followed at the end of the day with one or two questions that were actually important. He, too, was in a hiring position, and informed that it was "all about wearing them down" so they would give honest responses at the end out of sheer impatience with the process. Put me in mind of the tests they put applicants through in Men in Black...

    Sounds like TestFirst.