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If Windows 7 Fails, Citrix (Not Linux) Wins

Julie188 writes "Microsoft blogger Mitchell Ashley, who has been using Windows 7 full-time, predicts that Windows 7 will fail to lure XP users away from their beloved, aging operating system — after all, Windows 7 is little more than what Vista should have been, when it shipped two years ago. But eventually old PCs must be replaced and then we'll see corporations, desperate to get out of the expense of managing Windows machines, get wise. Instead of buying new Windows 7 PCs, they could deliver virtualized XP desktops to a worker's own PC and/or mobile device. Ashley believes that Citrix's Project Independence has the right idea."

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  1. 2009 is the year of ... by Tamran · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... the Citrix desktop!

    1. Re:2009 is the year of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pffft. That's what they said in 2008, and in 2007, and in 2006, etc.

    2. Re:2009 is the year of ... by robot_love · · Score: 4, Funny

      Woosh.

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    3. Re:2009 is the year of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's an awful lot of low-flying birds around here.

    4. Re:2009 is the year of ... by Kjella · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm living the Citrix desktop right now at a client. First there's a thin client that basicly connects you to the windows logon and internal systems. From there I can access most things, but in order to connect to the Internet it launches *drumroll* another Citrix client inside the first. It actually works quite well, but ironically to this story I'm getting a thick client on monday because there's some things I need to do that it can't. Most people use it though and with beefy enough servers I don't notice much difference, even when I was cropping some screenshots.

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    5. Re:2009 is the year of ... by _KiTA_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it's an unladen swallow.

      I'm not sure if it's an African or European swallow, but that shouldn't mattaaaaaugh!!!

      %#$$0-6 NO CARRIER

    6. Re:2009 is the year of ... by jgtg32a · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was trying to set up Superman but oh well

    7. Re:2009 is the year of ... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny

      but ironically to this story I'm getting a thick client on monday

      Lucky you. All of my clients are thick. Every last one of the bastards...

    8. Re:2009 is the year of ... by enjerth · · Score: 4, Funny

      But it was clearly time for something completely different.

    9. Re:2009 is the year of ... by 2names · · Score: 3, Funny

      No it wasn't.

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    10. Re:2009 is the year of ... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some of us don't have a client at all, you insensitive clod!

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    11. Re:2009 is the year of ... by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Lucky you. All of my clients are thick. Every last one of the bastards..."

      Some of us like 'em thick.

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  2. Why not linux wins then? by the_B0fh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If all I need is a netbook running linux (cheaper), or a newer computer, again, with linux, in order to hit the citrix backend, isn't this a net win for linux?

    1. Re:Why not linux wins then? by digitalgiblet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Linux also has a PR problem. The average person (if they have heard of Linux at all, and most haven't) tend to think of it as something for anti-social geeks who will be mean to them if they ask for help.

      I'm not saying that is the truth of the matter, just the common perception I have seen.

      They also perceive Mac as being the easy and cool computer, but perhaps too expensive or trendy for them. Or simply not the computer they currently have.

      That leaves XP. It is already installed on their computer. Installing a new operating system is not something they want to do any more than they want to install all new toilets. They'll do it if they have to, but are pretty sure they'll screw things up with disastrous results.

      The average person isn't a programmer and doesn't want to be. The concept of open source and free software means nothing to them except free as in beer. They like free beer. But they aren't willing to set up a brewery to get free beer. They don't want to learn the details of brewing. They just want to get drunk...

      There is nothing technically that prevents Linux from going mainstream. The Linux kernel (and that is all that is actually Linux) works and works great. The software that sits on top of it is of mixed quality. Some is great, some sucks. Same is true of Windows and Mac, right?

      So why don't those suffering XP users switch to Linux? Because they aren't suffering enough to take action. They give lots of reasons why they won't switch to Vista, but at the end of the day most don't largely for the same reason they don't switch to Linux: XP works well enough that they aren't willing to do what they consider the difficult and annoying work of installing a new OS.

      The same arguments apply to the digital TV transition. Some people simply don't believe they should have to buy a new TV or a converter box (or subscribe to cable or satellite) when the hardware they have is not broken.

      For the record, I believe that on older hardware (the kind my hypothetical person has), installing something like Ubuntu is likely to be much easier and more successful than Vista. But neither is as easy as keeping the current, spyware infested XP. Easiest wins.

      That was far more than I intended to post so I will stop now. Wait. Now. Doh!

    2. Re:Why not linux wins then? by kestasjk · · Score: 5, Funny

      The average person (if they have heard of Linux at all, and most haven't) tend to think of it as something for anti-social geeks who will be mean to them if they ask for help.

      Where on earth would people get such crazy ideas?

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    3. Re:Why not linux wins then? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not necessarily. One client I worked at implementing an enterprise ordering and billing app used a kind of thin client terminal specifically meant to connect to Citrix servers for the customer service representatives. It struck me that we had come full circle from mainframes and dumb terminals to essentially mainframes and dumb terminals. Except the mainframe is now a Unix server and you had windows instead of text interfaces.

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    4. Re:Why not linux wins then? by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lets add for a lot of features that people are happy with on Windows.
      Linux will feel like a step back.
      There is gap in Linux Between Grandma (Who will just do one or two things) and the "Power User" who is willing to check stuff out and do things differently.

      These people will want to setup wireless via a GUI.
      They get worried when you do an Update for a driver there is a warning this is not Free software, meaning to average Joe, oh this is going to cost me money.

      And still Linux has a problems with Icons Oh Lets drag Fox to the dock from my File Browser. Hey where did the Icon go it was a nice firefox icon then it turned into an ugly window icon.

      Then when people make the complaint there is almost always a zealot remark how that feature isn't a good one and you should stop doing it anyways.

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    5. Re:Why not linux wins then? by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Linux also has a PR problem. The average person (if they have heard of Linux at all, and most haven't) tend to think of it as something for anti-social geeks who will be mean to them if they ask for help.

      Only idotic noobs believe that and they should be shunned.

    6. Re:Why not linux wins then? by rishistar · · Score: 5, Funny

      We need to educate them by bringing them all here! Which brings me to a question: Why is there no 'invite friends' function on Slashdot!?

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    7. Re:Why not linux wins then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... Why is there no 'invite friends' function on Slashdot!?

      There is.

      You just have to have friends for it to be displayed.

      Welcome to Web 2.0.

    8. Re:Why not linux wins then? by jimicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tried setting up wireless on OS X and compared it with Windows lately? Particularly if it's not a straightforward open or shared-secret configuration?

      It really should be an embarrassment to Microsoft how much easier it is under OS X.

    9. Re:Why not linux wins then? by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a coworker who just bought his first Mac and was begging me to come setup his wireless router and cable modem. He wouldn't even try, because he was certain he would screw something up because he's been conditioned by Microsoft OSes. I told him to give it a shot on his own without even reading the help files, and sure enough, he had it running in less than 10 minutes.

    10. Re:Why not linux wins then? by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Informative

      So why don't those suffering XP users switch to Linux? Because they aren't suffering enough to take action.

      There is probably some merit to that statement, but it is not the whole reason why every current XP or even other Windows user(s) will not or cannot switch to Linux. It is my own considered opinion that one of the main things that has kept Windows and Microsoft afloat since about 2003 is the .NET Framework, MSDN, C#, and the good developer support. In fact, the developer tools market is almost certainly the smallest market in which Microsoft is directly involved, but it pays HUGE dividends for them, even if the developer tools group by itself looses money (which it probably does), because it encourages more professional developers to continue writing software for and using the Windows platform (which has huge Network Effects). This is the reason why I have not switched my primary development into Linux, the development tools available for Linux, and particularly for .NET, do not offer as much as Visual Studio does and running a primary IDE in a virtual machine is just too slow for day to day development tasks. If MonoDevelop could OR DotGNU could begin to more closely match the sort of development experience provided by Visual Studio then I would probably switch or at least more seriously consider it. Visual Studio is one of the few Microsoft products that actually doesn't suck and they know exactly what they are doing by continuing to pour money and resources into it's development (and why Microsoft will continue doing that even though Visual Studio probably earns them zero profits by itself).

    11. Re:Why not linux wins then? by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is there no 'invite friends' function on Slashdot!?

      Wait a second! We're allowed to have friends? Why did nobody tell me this before?

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    12. Re:Why not linux wins then? by lazarusdishwasher · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is this close enough?
      http://www.xpde.com/shots.php

    13. Re:Why not linux wins then? by linhares · · Score: 2, Funny

      ff...ffrre...friends? What are these...friends?

      See those guys playing with your wii?

  3. Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People will leave XP for whatever the next MS milestone is.

    They are not going Mac or Linux. The apps are not there.

    This slashdot editorial stance is making you guys look like the fox news of the open source movement.

    1. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by Enry · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Leaving your snark aside, if your point was true then we'd see a mass migration to Vista. It isn't happening, and so the future of Windows 7 remains in doubt.

    2. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by pla · · Score: 5, Informative

      People will leave XP for whatever the next MS milestone is.

      That'd mean "Vista", which people resisted as well as they knew how.

      For some people it means just not upgrading their machines, for some it means taking advantage of the Vista-to-XP downgrade licensing, for some it means just pirating XP to install on their new machines.

      But no, Vista nicely demonstrated that people will not put up with whatever MS throws at them, as long as what they already have works well enough for their needs.

    3. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

      People will leave XP for whatever the next MS milestone is.

      People will leave XP for whatever the next MS millstone is.

      There. Fixed that for ya.

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    4. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by Gilmoure · · Score: 3, Informative

      We're telling our customers (large corp. with site wide XP license) to pickup new machines in the next few months, so we can image them with XP. Word's come down that come June, our license terms with MS change and we won't be able to 'downgrade' vista machines after that.

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    5. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by PJ1216 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People demonstrated that they wouldn't put up with it. This is true. However, MS has responded and Vista (while maybe not worthy of an upgrade) is definitely a decent OS at this point. At least for the average (and even some above average) users. Also, Windows 7 really is what Vista should have been and if 7 (assuming they don't screw it up) had been released instead of Vista, people would have upgraded. I know I'm definitely getting to like 7. If all of my software works on 7, I'm definitely going to consider upgrading my main PC when 7 is released (again, assuming they don't screw it up before then).

    6. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They are not going Mac or Linux. The apps are not there.

      They are not going to Vista or Windows 7. The apps are not there, either.

      Here's the essential problem: Microsoft cannot simply keep trading on backwards compatibility alone. Sooner or later, despite their best efforts to sabotage standards, the Internet will come along and eat their lunch.

      In order to keep that from happening, they need new Windows-exclusive apps, not just legacy ones. Which means they need to make Windows actually an attractive platform to develop new stuff on. Which is kind of hard, when despite IE, the Web is such an attractive platform already.

      For me, personally, it's bad enough to have to deal with IE. I really wouldn't look forward to fighting the Win32 API.

      But at the same time, their biggest selling point to all their existing customers is, "It's what you're used to!" and "It'll run your old apps!" In order for either of those lines to work, they would have to make as little progress as possible -- the best strategy, from that point of view, would be to sell XP SP3 as a new OS, instead of writing Vista.

      So, looking at that, they do seem pretty screwed. They have to innovate or the new kids will all start using Linux and OS X. But they can't innovate, because the more dramatic the improvement, the less they can use their 800-pound-gorilla of compatibility, and the more they'll have to actually compete with Linux and OS X on a level playing field.

      I don't think they can. If I was a Windows user, looking at the Vista situation, I'd think "I can use Vista, and none of my apps will work. Or I can use Ubuntu, and none of my apps will work, and the OS won't suck as much."

      And I don't really see how they can resolve this situation. It truly seems like a catch 22 -- every step forward is nearly guaranteed to break compatibility, and every effort to preserve compatibility is likely to prevent a step forward.

      So, why aren't they dead? Well, to quote Joel Spolsky:

      Microsoft has an incredible amount of cash money in the bank and is still incredibly profitable. It has a long way to fall. It could do everything wrong for a decade before it started to be in remote danger, and you never know... they could reinvent themselves as a shaved-ice company at the last minute.

      He wrote this four years ago, so the recession may have changed things, but not by much.

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    7. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by abigor · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those with very basic needs, you are of course correct. But enterprise needs, where Citrix is commonly found, are rarely basic, and the list of apps with no Linux equivalent is huge: SAP, PeopleSoft, Cognos, Business Objects, Office (particularly workflow integration with custom apps), Siebel...there are hundreds, if not thousands, of apps that make Windows the default choice.

    8. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by CXI · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Once mainstream support and bug fixes to XP end, enterprise level IT groups will move to Windows 7 to continue to receive patches (*). There currently is no reason to move to Vista because XP works and is still supported. Once that support is gone, it's time to move on. The grandparent is correct.

      (*) No, not all of us can just switch over to Linux, and in fact that would be a horrible idea for your average office that isn't full of geeks. For some of them it's hard enough for them to even understand their job, never mind their OS.

    9. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by darthservo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But no, Vista nicely demonstrated that people will not put up with whatever MS throws at them, as long as what they already have works well enough for their needs.

      Vista nicely demonstrated a failure at marketing (Vista-Capable) and a failure at showing users reasons why it would be worth upgrading to (on capable hardware).

      The problem was at the time it was released, people just did not see the reasons or benefits for upgrading. Most people who bought into the Vista-is-crap FUD without actually trying it for themselves or were simply unwilling to orient themselves with a new, updated OS are now realizing that XP is looking dated. Because of the perceived negative attributes of Vista (seriously, stop likening it to ME - Vista uses a very stable NT kernel, unlike the very unstable kernel present in ME) anything looks better than Vista at this point - even though there are many similarities between 7 and Vista.

      Yes, we will still have people who stick their feet firmly in the mud and refuse to transfer their own skills into a modern OS. These are the same kinds of people who either still use 2000 or eventually moved to XP with a lot of kicking and screaming. But, people will upgrade when a product is correctly marketed. Just look at iPods.

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    10. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by TheLink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After that? Wine on Linux?

      I don't think ReactOS is ready.

      But maybe if enough large corps got together and sponsored more work and resources on something like ReactOS, Microsoft might suddenly say "OKOK, you can downgrade to XP, just don't even think about that!".

      The problem for Microsoft is, if too many people stuck with XP, then eventually XP could become a defacto standard that even Microsoft themselves have difficulty changing.

      Then more people will start making XP compatible OSes.

      See what happened to IBM and the IBM PC BIOS?

      Or Intel and the x86? Intel tried to get everyone on the Itanic, but pesky AMD came along and provided a 64 bit x86 path.

      Naturally Microsoft will do all it can to not be "Yet Another BIOS vendor". Hence they must release Windows 7 and it must be slightly incompatible, but compatible enough.

      The trouble with Vista was it was too crap as well. So they lost a lot of ground there.

      But I believe OSS world has a long way to go when it comes to providing a "drop in" Windows XP replacement (most aren't interested in doing that).

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    11. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by Knara · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is because support for XP still existed and downgrade options were available.

      Corporate IT departments don't upgrade OSes on a whim and hold onto installed OS bases as long as possible. Vista wasn't necessary to upgrade to because the licensing and support terms for XP were still usable.

      Once that goes away, you'll see Vista and/or Windows 7 become more prevalent.

      This is the difference between how real, medium-large scale corporate IT works, and how Linux fanboys (and annoying, anti-MS cheerleaders) think it works.

    12. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's where citrix comes in...
      Give people Linux desktops for their general use, and operate a citrix server for those windows only apps. In the highly likely event that not everyone needs the windows specific apps all the time, you save money by only licensing for concurrent users. You can also separate your core business applications from machines which talk to the outside world (web/mail), which will improve security.

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    13. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by kaizendojo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And they were saying the same thing post WFW, and post 95, 98SE. Corporate and educational markets are loathe to upgrade and are responsible for the largest amount of licenses. But for the record, I recently purchased a new PC for my home office with Vista Home Premium installed. I considered bricking it but decided the only way to be a LEGITIMATE critic for my clients was to actually use the OS instead of reading what others said about it. And you know what? Maybe MS has a legitimate gripe in their commercials; I enjoy using it and after turning off UAC and a few other prompts top 'save me from myself' I've become quite accustomed to it and wouldn't hesitate to recommend it to clients without compatibility issues. (Of which I found none in my case out 30-40 apps tested...) I'm an FOSS supporter and dev and I love *nix and Mac too, but I'd really like to see at least one posting here at /. that doesn't begin with the word "Microsoft" and end with the words "Evil empire".

    14. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by CompMD · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm not so sure about that. I work for a high-tech aerospace/electronics company, there are 3,000 people here at corporate headquarters, and we have replaced hundreds of windows workstations with linux and mac workstations over the last 18 months. All the windows boxes are running XP. The world isn't ending, we're adapting, and there is nothing the linux and mac users can't do that they couldn't before on windows except run Outlook.

    15. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by omar.sahal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The grandparent is correct

      This could be true and MS could still loose. What no on this thread has got is that netbooks are very popular, the price is heading to £100 (roughly $200). Where is the room for Microsofts profit? can they still charge $50 to $25 per machine?
      There has been a lot of talk of Moores law and how its effectively stopped (or slowed) in terms of speed, it is still in effect in memory size however. Are we going to see devices that can do what computers do but are much more mobile (such as the iPhone/Google phone) I think Apple sees it that way the company was called "Apple Computer, Inc." for its first 30 years, but dropped the word "Computer" on January 9, 2007[6] to reflect the company's ongoing expansion into the consumer electronics market What's Microsoft like in the consumer electronics market? Can they beat Linux for flexibility (being able to support different architectures, being put on low powered devices). Can they beat Linux for price competitiveness? For high-end expensive systems can they be more alluring than Apple.
      I am not saying Microsoft is dead and finished there not, but are they as competitive as they once were.

    16. Re:Windows 7 or 8 or whatever will not fail by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative

      If I was a Windows user, looking at the Vista situation, I'd think "I can use Vista, and none of my apps will work. Or I can use Ubuntu, and none of my apps will work, and the OS won't suck as much."

      The situation is quite different in practice. For Vista it's "some of my apps will not work". The majority still does. What's more important is that, as time goes on, more and more do work, and it happens much more quicker than, say, ports of those same (or functionally equivalent) apps for Linux - because it's much easier to port a broken app to Vista than it is to write a new one for Linux.

  4. Some salt... by BladeMelbourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    for when hell freezes over.

    Although if Microsoft had an option in 7 to "make it look like XP" it would be a good thing.

  5. Citrix.. the insanely expensive? by guruevi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Really, Citrix? If anyone ever asks me about it again I will go postal. Are you seriously saying you need 4 beefy servers to run 50 users' Outlook and Internet Explorer and then still have it go dog slow.

    Citrix has some good ideas and technology. The implementation however is usually very bad. It's the Peoplesoft of virtualization.

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    1. Re:Citrix.. the insanely expensive? by afidel · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're doing it wrong, we support ~30 users per server and they are mostly 4 core boxes with 4GB of ram, not exactly beefy servers by today's standards. We'd easily be doing 4x that if we could go to x64 with 16GB per box but IE has this bad habit of loading the 64bit executable even when you explicitly launch it from the x86 directory causing all 32bit plugins and ActiveX controls to not work.

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    2. Re:Citrix.. the insanely expensive? by CaptainJeff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Citrix has some good ideas and technology. The implementation however is usually very bad. It's the Peoplesoft of virtualization.

      This is, without a doubt, the most true statement I have ever read on Slashdot.

    3. Re:Citrix.. the insanely expensive? by nolife · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not specifically a reply to you but..

      They are not talking about Citrix servers and running remote apps in the traditional Citrix sense. They are referring to Citrix virtual desktops. They keep changing the name but I believe it is called the "Independence Project" now.

      It allows you to have just about any workstation either local or remote and you will connect to your "virtual desktop" and do all of your work. An example is a thin client at your desk with a bare image of Windows. It can automatically launch your businesses virtual desktop on start up. That same virtual desktop you have can be accessed from ANY thin client, laptop, over the internet etc.. No more "desktop" management per say because the user can basically plug in a bare bones pre installed something from Dell and with a single application, can access their "normal" desktop.
      On the back end, there are many advantages as well. The virtual desktops can use shared storage, they can be templates allowing you to distribute hundreds of virtual desktops with a small back end amount of disk space (changed from the template are saved in your desktop etc). These virtual desktops can be checked out and on a timed basis as well and and be configured to limit what access the local hardware has so you can limit usb sticks copying crap off etc. You can give an employee a laptop with a copy of the virtual desktop limited to 30 days use. If they take off, the virtual desktop with all of the company data can not be accessed after 30 days. Just an example.

      Applications are updated and pushed to the templates as a group instead of to each physical desktop so that is easier as well.

      VMWare has the same thing, it is called VDI. I've tested them both. I like the VMWare solution better myself but both companies are adding features and functionality every week.

      I probably have one big run on sentence above and did a crappy job explaining it but. Read and decide for yourself, it is a decent technology that has a lot of good use.

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    4. Re:Citrix.. the insanely expensive? by turp101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bad implementation would be the issue if you are only getting 50 Outlook and IE sessions on 4 servers. Either that or you need to upgrade the pizza box servers you are using. Just as an example, with quad-dual core processors and 8 GB of RAM, we will provide 2-300 users over 100 applications on 1 server. That usually doesn't even push the limits of the machine. We have peaked at over 400 during testing with mild performance degradation. It is just like corporate desktops, it is the hardware plus the configuration. If you don't do either correctly, you won't get results.

    5. Re:Citrix.. the insanely expensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're doing it wrong, we support ~30 users per server and they are mostly 4 core boxes with 4GB of ram, not exactly beefy servers by today's standards. We'd easily be doing 4x that if we could go to x64 with 16GB per box but IE has this bad habit of loading the 64bit executable even when you explicitly launch it from the x86 directory causing all 32bit plugins and ActiveX controls to not work.

      It's appalling that you think that's reasonable.

      I ran 400 users on a Dec Microvax with dumb terminals and seven protocols on the wire 20 years ago. The performance you are getting from your hardware investment is pathetic.

    6. Re:Citrix.. the insanely expensive? by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's nice, your microvax probably cost as much as all of my Citrix servers to support 1,000 users and mine are infinitely more useful.

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  6. Because Citrix on Linux slows you down by Benanov · · Score: 4, Informative

    In my experience Citrix has some serious out-of-band issues with modifier keys on Linux and Mac OS X. Shift key events don't send correctly.

    I type so fast that I mean "Citrix" and I get "cItrix"

    I've tested this on Ubuntu 7.10, 8.04, and 8.10, and my friends report issues on Mac OS X.

    1. Re:Because Citrix on Linux slows you down by dzelenka · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In my experience Citrix has some serious out-of-band issues with modifier keys on Linux and Mac OS X. Shift key events don't send correctly.

      C'mon, that is a problem that could be solved in an afternoon! It could be solved at the citrix client level or at the linux host level.

      If project independence takes off and businesses don't need a windows license on each workstation to make it work then look out. This obstacle will stand like a sandcastle in a rising tide.

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    2. Re:Because Citrix on Linux slows you down by afidel · · Score: 3, Informative

      It even happens on windows if you are passing through to another ICA/RDP session. I've had significantly better luck with the new 11 client, is that available for Linux yet?

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    3. Re:Because Citrix on Linux slows you down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I type so fast that I mean "Citrix" and I get "cItrix"

      All I've gotta do is type fast to get clit tricks? I've been paying real money all this time!

  7. Actually by alexborges · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He makes a great point. However, i wouldnt diss linux in that play. Its not stoping either, citrix is not exactly cheap and XP will still be for pay/per head.

    This are good times for linux anyhow.

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  8. VMWare, VirtualBox, Parallels, etc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How is this a 'win' for Citrix? Every time I've used it it's been buggy (From OS X Client) and slow (over normal Cable). A local virtual machine beats this hands down. In 5 years I will be able to run XP just fine on my 64bit, 5Ghz octo-core, 16GB of ram and have VMWare make a nice 32bit, 3GB of ram, dual processor for XP.

  9. No Citrix does not win by alphatel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's just propoganda nonsense. If the scenario actually holds true, then Virtual Engineering wins. This means VMWare's enterprise desktop virtualization, and possibly Citrix might get a piece. This is just a little Citrix plug. Wouldn't quite call it news.

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  10. Those days are gone by El+Lobo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The days where people just queued for hours to get the latest OS/game/etc... are almost gone. Most people have left behind that romanticized period (thanks god). I use Vista on my new machines. In my old one I'm perfectly happy with XP. I like Vista a lot, but XP is very good as well....

    Hell I'm still using Mandriva 7 on my laptop and I'm still perfectly happy with it. I am not upgrading it to the last one or tu Ubuntu (insert the latest stupid name here). My Mac is running Tiger. Don't need Leopard or some stupid shining Time machine, thank you very much.

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  11. VMWare vdi / vdm ftw.. by GuyverDH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm currently working with vdm and Sun's SunRay Server software...

    It's very nice, and since the virtual desktop machines sit on the ESX cluster, hardware upgrades are too damned easy...

    Install the new hardware, load esx, add to the cluster and migrate running VMs as needed (or watch them migrate automatically if any of the old cluster members are overloaded)...

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  12. All I know.... by VinylRecords · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is that this summer when I plan on purchasing a new PC, I better have the option of having XP as the only OS on the computer. No dual boot XP/Vista, no Windows 7, just XP.

    1. Re:All I know.... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is easy, buy an OEM XP online and built the PC yourself. Places like newegg sell the hardware and software. I would still shop around and get the best deal you can find for both hardware and software. If XP is what you want, shop around for the best deal for it.

      Unless you wanna go pirate or you can get the people on microsoft's phone line to grant you a new XP code. I know a lot of people who do that. They claim that their machine died (electrical short/flood/something believable) and they had to replace the machine. Might take some time but it often works.

      ON topic: isn't citrix still a pain to setup with all of ones apps? And you still need the licensing for XP clients (plus app licensing).

    2. Re:All I know.... by characterZer0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or else what?

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  13. More fear by jabjoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Everyone really is terrified by the idea of the Linux desktop aren't they.

    Linux is use is growing here for people home use, even among non-programmers. It's free and fast. That's winning people. I think Linux is going main stream, and the more it does the more it will. It's coming up from the notebooks and down from the servers. It really does seam like the whole of the GNU/Linux world is going critical mass. Sorry Windows guys, you worse fears are coming. ;-)

    1. Re:More fear by Mascot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Personally I am a big fan of Linux. Yet I still picked an XP netbook. My desktop still runs XP. My laptop still runs XP. My laptop at work still runs XP.

      The fact is simply that everything I need and want to do, I can do in XP. The same is not true for Linux. It has huge gaps in its software availability. The cost of Windows in order to get access to all that software is negligible.

      It's a Catch-22. Linux won't get major commercial interest before enough people are using it, and it won't get enough people using it unless the software is there.

      I do have hope though. The snowball is definitely forming. But we're still a long ways off it starting to roll.

    2. Re:More fear by maino82 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I tend to agree with you, but I'm not expecting Linux to really take off as soon as I think you are.

      I recently came into a few old laptops and threw Xubuntu on them just to play around (one of them had been running Windows 2000 and the other was 98). I ended up giving them away to two friends who needed PCs (neither of which are very computer savvy and had only used XP a handful of times before) and they loved them and learned to use them right away really easily. These are the kind of people who will be easy to convert, but they're kind of a rarity in this day and age.

      My wife, on the other hand, has been using XP or 2000 for as long as she could remember, and it took her longer to get used to using Ubuntu on my media center PC (I don't know how many times I heard the phrase "but that's not how you do it in Windows"), but now she uses both Windows and Ubuntu pretty comfortably even though she still prefers Windows. I think that a lot more people fall into my wife's category and, unfortunately, without someone there to help them along and show them how to do stuff in Linux that they long ago learned to do in Windows, not many people in this category will switch over.

      In any event, I kind of hope Linux doesn't take off in a huge way just because I like being a part of a smaller, closer-nit community. A friend of mine took the time to show me Linux way back when and it was his patience and help that made me want to stick with it and see what all could be done with Linux. From there, community forums and IRC channels helped when I had a problem I couldn't figure out. I think that if Linux grows too big too fast that some of that same sense of community will be lost.

    3. Re:More fear by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether or not the apps are there depends on your needs, and unless your needs are for games or for niche applications (e.g. custom in-house corporate apps), Linux has got everything now.

      I'm on my computer nearly every hour I'm awake. I use it as my entertainment center, my workspace, my hobby workshop (photography), my news source, my communications center... and Linux has everything I need.

      And for the vast majority of people who really only use e-mail and chat, browse the web, download photos from their camera, put music on their iPod, etc., Linux has them covered and has for years.

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    4. Re:More fear by swillden · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem is that it only takes 1 app that won't work in Linux to put someone off. I can't watch netflix instant view under Linux, so I use Windows. My wireless card doesn't work under Linux, so I run Windows. I can't play this one game under Linux, so I run Windows. etc.

      Every platform has that. There are apps that aren't available on Windows, too, and these days there's a fair amount of older hardware that doesn't work on Vista, but does work on Linux.

      Where we're at now, Linux has achieved parity with Windows in terms of capability from a user's perspective(and surpassed Windows in some ways). Now it's purely an issue of mindshare.

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    5. Re:More fear by Mascot · · Score: 2, Informative

      God, I'm so clumsy tonight. I had written a fair chunk, including a bunch of apps with comments, then managed to close the wrong tab. Of course, the undo did not include the work in progress text.

      Quick recap then. I'm not saying the following cannot be accomplished in some way in Linux, but I found nothing that came even close to the Windows equivalents. For some I looked hard, for others not very.

      Video editing (I looked at Ubuntu Studio and got flashback to the 80s). Hardware support (full support for my camera, including tethered shooting with live view, for example). Evernote. Sprite Backup (mobile). Backup program like Acronis TrueImage and similar (in-OS imaging app with decent GUI). SnagIt. Camtasia. Newsbin Pro. Spotify. LogMeIn. ObjectDock. Widgets. AnyDVD HD and all the other utils to rip and handle Blu-rays (with decent GUIs).

      I could list almost every application I use, apart from Firefox and Thunderbird.

      Yes, Evernote can be accessed via the web. No, it doesn't compare to a proper client. Yes you can do screen shots, no it doesn't compare to SnagIt (or any of the many other similar Windows products). Yes, you can use a collection of tools to accomplish most of what Newsbin Pro does (or have fun getting it to partially work in Wine), no, it's not worth it. You get the idea.

      Whenever I've tried to use Linux exclusively, I always find myself longing back to Windows. The only thing I miss when I do boot back, is Compiz.

      Until very recently, Linux has virtually only been for the hardcore nerd. You don't get a humongous selection of polished and user friendly applications from hackers making tools for themselves, then releasing them to be nice. Yes, free is nice, but I'd rather pay a few bucks for something that's polished.

      None of this is Linux's fault. The operating system is there, happy to run whatever applications people wish to create.

      The problem is that, as someone else mentioned, it only takes a single application a user might want or need that you can get in Windows but not in Linux. Or where the Windows version blows the Linux one away. True, there are Linux applications that do not exist in Windows. But the odds of average Joe wanting that app compared to wanting a Windows one that doesn't exist in Linux? I'll install Windows for anybody that needs anything beyond web browsing and email any day.

  14. no more monolithic OS environments by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm just pontificating here but I think we might not see the vast sweeping in of some new wholly dominant OS but a fragmentation of various solutions that work. A company might run a uniform platform just for IT's sake but that doesn't mean the company next door is running the same flavor.

    I really like OSX but I don't think Apple is trying to position it for the corporate desktop. The friendly Linuxes like Ubuntu remain incredibly strong.

    People have been predicting the era of the thinclient for years. Their arguments were compelling but nothing happened. There's advantages to having thick clients and you're simply not going to be able to deliver graphically-intensive content over the pipe, not for at least another generation or three.

    My prediction for what might make sense (not that it will 100% happen but at least is plausible) is for businesses to go with thick client closed box PC's. The phone system is the model here. There's nothing to tweak inside a PC anymore. There's not really any such thing as computer repair. At most you have a hard drive go bad, rarely a stick of ram dies. For the most part any problem is going to be software.

    What we're going to see is all-in-one PC's on the typical desktop, built like the new iMac with the computer sitting in the back of the monitor. (Though there will also be the option of connecting a pure thinclient to the same network.) Easy to install, easy to replace. It will have a custom linux install on it and can run apps either locally or via citrix windows. These all-in-one PC's will also have multiple video ports so that additional monitors can be driven from the same machine. Legacy Windows apps will run in Wine, complicated legacy apps will be served via the citrix or whatever server, and new apps will probably be developed for Linux but served out for the legacy Windows boxes. That's the situation we're in now with web appps acting as the platform-agnostic way of serving data to PC, Mac, Linux, phones, etc.

    I think for the typical 20 person office there will be one server in the back room running everything, maybe a failover box duplicating all of the resources. The major apps are housed locally so that they can keep working in case of a network problem but it will all phone back to the main office for synchronizaiton. Database-driven apps will work along the Google Gears model where offline copies of recent data are stored on the client or at the location's server so that failover from network problems is seamless. And because telephony is all going to IP, your phone guys and your computer guys will eventually become the same guy, it'll all fall under the aegis of "office electronic stuff."

    I think we're going to see much longer product upgrade cycles since there isn't a compelling reason to upgrade every 2-3 years. We might see terminals lasting happily for 8-10 years, maybe longer. There will still be big-box PC's in the office for those who need something special but that will be the exception.

    Now just because this all seems reasonable that's not to say it'll happen this way. But I just see a migration away from Windows, it seems like Microsoft simply cannot innovate fast enough these days. (maybe wishful thinking, maybe not.)

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  15. It Depends on the Definition of Upgrade by awitod · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If he is talking about existing PC's then I agree. My gut tells me that most regular people never upgrade their operating system anyway.

    If he is talking about businesses making the move when they replace equipment then I suspect he is quite wrong. Most businesses have avoided Vista not because they love XP, but because Vista has issues and requires beefy hardware. Windows 7 has two things going for it in this regard.

    The first is that it does seem to be quite an improvement over Vista. I've used it continuously for the past three weeks and I quite like it. I do not like Vista. The Vista shell pisses me off for many different reasons that I won't go into here. Windows 7 fixes all of my little pet peeves and I really like the new window manager.

    The second is that what was beefy expensive hardware when Vista shipped is now standard kit and quite inexpensive. Businesses in the U.S. can depreciate computers over five years. Any businesses PC purchased before 2005 will have fully depreciated by the time Windows 7 is an option and companies will be upgrading to new machines. A high-end computer purchased in 2005 or earlier probably did a terrible job running Vista. Most entry-level computers purchased in 2007-2008 to replace PCs purchased in 2002-2003 will run Windows 7 just fine.

    Windows 7 will see significant uptake in businesses compared to Vista.

  16. I could believe it but... by RingDev · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Citrix is freaking expensive too!

    And when you look at the difficulties and TCO on a Citrix farm, you're really no better off than if you just had a 5 year technology replacement plan anyways.

    And when you look at what Citrix is trying to do, centralizing application execution, compared to the rise of Web Apps and instant deployments (click-once and the like), there is really no big gain by going to Citrix unless you are locked in to proprietary software that only runs on Windows.

    Honestly though, you are significantly better off sticking to a 5 year replacement plan and pushing for web and low impact distributable applications.

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  17. Re:Wait happened to "hosted apps are bad". by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasn't the general concensus yesterday that "cloud" computing and web apps were too slow and too server intensive?

    1. No.

    2. People keep using that word, "cloud". I do not think it means what you think it means.

  18. Funny, I thought ME already showed that by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lets face it ME showed that already and what exactly ever happened to windows 1 2 and 3 (remember, the windows 3 we know and ***** is actually 3.11 (or something like that)).

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  19. No. by Benanov · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nope, only 10.6.

  20. NX by TypoNAM · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No Machine so far has been a great alternative for VNC and the like to work with remote Linux desktops and even virtually. I've tried both their free NX server edition and the FreeNX server. FreeNX still needs some love/work in making it easier to get up and going, especially on Debian. The free NX server edition works better than FreeNX because I've been experiencing refresh/display corruption over time using FreeNX and not with the retail/free NX server using the same NX client (of which is always free, currently anyway) on Windows and Linux desktops.

    I especially liked how extremely well NX works with slow connections, not necessarily slow on the client side, but with extremely pitiful 128kbps upload speeds from the server such as my home DSL connection when I'm away. I use to prefer VNC until I found out about NX of which is just more enhancements to the X11 protocol over SSH as far as I can tell (I'm definitely no expert as to what all goes in behind the scene). It Just Works(TM). :)

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  21. Software dosn't age... by linebackn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "from their beloved, aging operating system "

    Software does not age. People's requirements change. And that is just the problem (for MS), XP still meets the majority of needs for people.

  22. Re:What exactly is the problem with XP? by corsec67 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I use XP all the time and I can say that I am quite satisfied so far. Sometimes I just do not get it, therefore I wonder why Microsoft would want to replace it.

    Because the longer that XP is around, the closer Wine is to replicating the environment, and Linux is to overtaking it in usability.

    That is one reason that MS wants to move forward.

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  23. *Cringe* by Tarlus · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...they could deliver virtualized XP desktops to a worker's own PC and/or mobile device...

    Anybody else just throw up a little bit in their mouth?

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  24. Citrix vs. VMware by rwa2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So it's been a while (like a decade) since I've used Citrix for work, but I'm pretty sure I hated it. Same thing with Exceed (performance and reliability really sucked compared to running cygwin+Xorg or even VNC).

    I haven't been able to figure out from their website exactly what Project Independence is... though a link on the sidebar looks like it involves the Xen hypervisor. I think Xen is a good idea, I just haven't had any awesome experiences with it.

    I do have lots of experience doing more or less exactly the same thing using the free VMware, VirtualBox, and qemu software. Those work great.

    I run my "Work image" inside VMware, since I don't have or want all that much control over it. It's also a 32-bit WinXP image, and I'd rather run a 64-bit OS on the bare hardware. I use VirtuaWin to switch back and forth between the full-screen VMware guest session and the native Win2003 x64 Server running on my work laptop. That works pretty nice, though it took some experimentation to keep it from thrashing the pagefile with the VMware guest too much.

    I still find VMware relatively cumbersome to install on Linux, so on those machines I much prefer running VirtualBox, which has simple Debian packages. I have WinXP and CentOS images there to run a few proprietary software packages that don't run under Debian for some silly reason.

    Qemu is great for running and remastering KNOPPIX CDs / DVDs. It's a bit slower than the others, but much more straightforward.

    FWIW, I just started playing with the Win7 Beta last week, and didn't think it was all that bad (I have actually never touched Vista). I think the transition from WinXP to Win7 will be easier than from Win3.11 to Win95 and also even from Win95 to WinXP; but maybe that's just because MS has trained me to expect it to be so much more painful :P But I didn't have too much of an issue with where they rearranged important control panel items and munged up the start menu this time.

    My greatest complaint is that I can't make the "Start" icon smaller than 64x64 to shrink the size of the taskbar.

  25. Seriously now... by not+already+in+use · · Score: 2, Informative

    It took me a day or two to overcome the differences from XP->Vista. Sure, there are some reasons to stick with XP (specifically on older hardware), but the idea that it's so radically different from XP that users will require significant orientation is ridiculous.

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  26. Web Services: The New Thin Client by tres · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's pretty evident from things like Google Apps and Microsoft's Live that the antiquated idea of a thin client is not going to be making its way back into the business.

      Enter the era of frugality. The decade of waste is over and now, whether by regulation or by pragmatic need to survive, business will be thinking about how to maximize the money that is available. Buying a newer version of the same thing isn't going to be happening anymore. Using the hardware and software that's already available will be more important than it ever was before.

    Microsoft should just get smart and start charging for service pack updates to XP. Extend the life of the product and start monetizing it in different ways.

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  27. Right... by dedazo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Aside from the annoying repetitions, I really liked this part:

    Contractors, consultants, and increasingly employees, use their own laptops to connect to the corporate network. Personally, I've not used a corporate supplied computer for the last five to six years.

    Hah! This ain't happening any time soon, at least not that I can see. Companies are extremely paranoid (with good reason) and in my experience will very rarely allow a connection to their networks (be it physical or through VPN) on hardware they don't own. Maybe small companies do, trading risk for lowered costs ("Hey, you got a laptop? Great!") but most don't. Not a chance.

    If that's one of his premises, along with the we've-heard-it-all-before-thanks babble about how the next version of Windows is DOA, then the whole thing can be safely ignored.

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  28. XP users *should* move to Windows 7 by SpryGuy · · Score: 4, Informative

    For all the way people are clinging to XP like Linus to his blanket, it really isn't a very good modern OS. It's very, very insecure.

    I've been using Vista for almost two years now, and for all the hype about how bad it is, it's pretty damn solid. After getting used to the new UI, it's pretty usable (and this is without the new very nice usability enhancements in Windows 7). I have plenty of CPU and Memory so performance isn't an issue for me with Vista. And the biggest thing? I've been running it, attached to the internet, for two years without having an anti-virus program installed, and NO ISSUES. I don't think I could do that with XP for even a single day.

    The fact is, Vista, and Windows 7 to come, are simply easier to use, and far FAR more secure. Hardly perfect, of course, but then neither is any other OS out there (and much of their "security" tends to be "security through obscurity", given they don't have critical mass to make writing viruses and worms "worth-while"). But XP to me now feels a lot like IE6... a flawed, insecure, somewhat crappy solution that everyone should just get over and move on from.

    Having used Vista for a while, I can say I find going back to XP really annoying. Lack of the start-menu search is huge, for one thing. The "Luna" UI is ugly and distracting (just as I thought it was when trying to move to it from Windows 2000).

    Basically, I think the resistence to Vista is over-hyped, and not based on any current reality (it's more based on the huge "Vista-Ready" snafu of Microsoft and Intel, where upgrading existing hardware resulted in really crappy performance, along with the GA release of Vista not having nearly the driver and application compatibility necessary... Vista SP1 pretty much resolves those issues). And since Windows 7 is receiving rave reviews, and doesn't have the major problems that affected the initial perception of Vista, I don't think there will be a serious issue of people NOT upgrading to it.... or getting it on a new PC and wanting to "down-grade" to XP.

    Vista was a necessary and painful step for Microsoft to go through. The fundamental underlying changes they made were painful to users, but necessary for security. Windows 7 refines a lot of them to be less painful (UAC), while "time" has smoothed out the other pain points (updated drivers and applications).

    I really don't think there will be any huge resistence to adopting Windows 7 when it's released.

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    1. Re:XP users *should* move to Windows 7 by GravityStar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean defense in depth.

      As in; using your Windows XP as a normal User, not as a administrator.
      Running untrusted programs as Guest in a virtualized sandbox.
      Using a Anti-Virus.
      Using a software firewall against incoming connections.
      Using that same software firewall to intercept outgoing connections.
      Hiding your network behind a NAT firewall. (Not really for security, but hey, I'll take any advantage I can get)
      Using complex, non-identical passwords for any system.
      Not using IE.

      Noticed the "Using a Anti-virus" part? It's all part of a security mindset. Not running a Anti-virus is not a badge of honor. It's a invitation to consider your PC owned till proven otherwise.

  29. Lay off the crack, buddy... by Murpster · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been using computers since 1982, and working in various roles (mostly programmer, also sysadmin, NOC monkey & webdev) sincw 1996. In all that time, the only time I've ever seen Citrix in use was at one job where the only thing it did was give remote access to the payroll timeclock system. I think AmigaOS has a better chance of beating Windows 7 and Linux than does Citrix.

  30. Android will benefit by Erich · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nobody is noticing that Google is shipping an easy-to-use, free, fast, pretty operating system?

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  31. Linux deserves its reputation by MikeRT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you think Linux just has a PR problem, you've never tried to see things from the perspective of someone who has no geeky interest in how their computer works. These are most of the people who want to stick to Windows XP because it is safe, stable and fairly easy to use.

    Most of the people who say "oh, my wife or kid has no problem using Ubuntu" are also missing the point: your wife or kid has someone at home who actually knows how to use Linux. If they need to ask you how to do something, you're right there like their own permanent, free Geek Squad agent who is always happy to not only help, but take new steps to make things better.

    1. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by TeXMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of the people who say "oh, my wife or kid has no problem using Ubuntu" are also missing the point: your wife or kid has someone at home who actually knows how to use Linux. If they need to ask you how to do something, you're right there like their own permanent, free Geek Squad agent who is always happy to not only help, but take new steps to make things better.

      What you seem to miss is that the exact same thing also happens with Windows, as my experience as the 'free Windows tech support for everybody that gets to know me' shows. The myth that Windows is more user-friendly than Linux has been nothing more than a myth for the last two or three years.

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    2. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by JTorres176 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that's the issue. XP isn't safe or stable... it's also not fairly easy to use, however it's probably the same interface you've used since you were a kid. That makes it familiar, not easy.

      Ubuntu may be safer, it may be easier to install, it may be more stable, and it may be very easy to install with no technical prowess needed at all.

      The fear of change and the fear of "what if" is what keeps someone like you from switching to Ubuntu. I'm not saying you should try something, I'm not saying that you'd even like it. The issue is that people make a lot of assumptions, just like you do, and go off of those assumptions. Whether they're true or not, it's what happens and they end up staying with what's familiar.

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    3. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by jimicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Try taking your Linux box down to your local Geek Squad desk and watching the kid behind the counter squirm as you explain that GDM fails to start, leaving you at a console login prompt.

      Because I'm quite sure that a Geek Squad kid will happily spend an afternoon on MSDN and booting Windows in console mode if there's an obscure problem with Windows. Rather than just reinstalling it.

    4. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by mordred99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Huh? XP is not safe or stable? I have to disagree. If you are looking for zealot level security then I can agree, but from a simple standpoint of setting it up it is relatively secure with the default settings that come with SP2 or SP3. As for stable? I have never, in my 10 years (Alpha releases, etc.) had XP crash on me. Never. I have had crappy applications fail, etc.

      Ubuntu maybe safer? Well safer because you have to know exactly what you are doing to do anything. Download a tar.gz file and tell grandma to run it from the GUI. It takes time to learn these skills. Stable? I won't grant that as I have crashed my Ubuntu box multiple times (8.04 and 8.10). I still dont have sound on my box after re-installing over the weekend - and no one can explain why (simple, onboard sound card).

      Fear of change might be a factor, but change is also indicative that people know what they are doing which over 60% of the people out there don't know what they are doing with a PC anyways. They know how to do their task. Click here - do this. That is all. If a PC came, setup, guaranteed to work, get the latest updates, etc. Then great. I have not seen that yet. I have to know what I am doing to get my video card to work because Ubuntu could not get it to work out of the default. My sound does not work, Flash is a hack for 64 bit unless you know (again tar.gz files) to install the latest alpha from adobe.

      I am not saying windows is the greatest, I would never say anything of the sort. Just saying that the user experience is equal to that of windows is downright wrong, and almost sounding a little elitist. Will I trade my Ubuntu box in? Nope. I run a free VM server 2.0 on it and have my windows xp box running, so I can VPN into work, and work with my excel files, etc. I have all my other stuff on my Linux box and would not trade that for the world. I will dedicate my time to fixing the issues, and getting things to work, so that others will not have to go through the things that I had to go through.

      In the end, we all want choice, and choice gives us options. I would prefer if my son learned Linux. Why? Then he would know how stuff works. He knows the pretty GUI in windows, let him learn how a computer thinks, runs, etc. and he will be a great user of computers going forward. However, just like in life, if people don't want to learn, then you cannot force them. They will sit there, hands in the air, and say "Hell if I know".

      I will leave you with one final quote from MKL Jr.: "Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-bakes solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."

    5. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What you seem to miss is that the exact same thing also happens with Windows, as my experience as the 'free Windows tech support for everybody that gets to know me' shows.

      Correct way to manage your conversations:

      Acquaintance: Oh, you do computers? Can you fix my Windows?
      You: I'm sorry, but I don't really use Windows. I work on the big ones that run websites and stuff.

      You can always admit more knowledge later as circumstances require, but there's no putting the cat back in the bag so don't start with it.

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    6. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by haeger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The fear of change and the fear of "what if" is what keeps someone like you from switching to Ubuntu.

      I'm sorry but no. That's not it at all. It's the applications. Seriously. I know that there are many great applications out there but one step away from surfing the web and writing email and you're in trouble.
      I do project management. There are project management tools for Linux but they are nowhere close to MSProject, unfortunatly. Open Workbench is not too bad but it's not really up to par, it might be good enough for most things though.
      Excel is another critical tool. Most project management spreadsheets rely quite a lot on macros, something that does require MS-Excel, clones won't do.

      And yes, I could probably do my job using Linux and availible tools like KOffice/Kplato, OO.o/Openproj or similar, but I'd spend time on working with my tools instead of managing projects, something that's not what I'm paid to do.
      It doesn't take too much trouble for me before it's a good financial decision to buy the MS-tools.

      It sucks but that's the way it is.

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    7. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or you could just do what I do:

      Acquaintance: Oh, you do computers? Can you fix my Windows?
      Me: No, I don't work on computers outside of my job.

      Nearly everyone who is an acquaintance has gone through that conversation with me at some point in time or another, and it's never been a problem. Most people just shrug and say, "Oh, well can you recommend somebody who does?" I think most computer professionals are afraid of how people will respond to them being blunt about that sort of thing, but the reality is that most people (in my experience, at least*) are perfectly accepting and understanding about it.

      *I suppose, though, that it might be worth noting that although I'm typically the shy / quiet / not terribly social type, I am tall, in good shape, and have a deep voice, so when I do make myself stand up straight, look people in the eye, and be assertive and direct, they tend to respond how I'd like them to. YMMV if you're closer to the stereotypical 'geek', especially if you can't learn to make yourself use body language properly.

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    8. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am tall, in good shape, and have a deep voice, so when I do make myself stand up straight, look people in the eye, and be assertive and direct, they tend to respond how I'd like them to.

      Same here. The difference is that after I tell them "I'd like to help but that's not my specialty", they walk away happy.

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    9. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by JTorres176 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, depending on your definition of "safe" and "stable" vary on experience. I install and uninstall a bit of software on my windows laptop and my linux pc. Because of this, windows starts to crash after a while, it's processes begin to hang on shutdown, things randomly disappear and magically reappear on my task bar. I've grown used to these things. In Ubuntu, adding and removing programs on a regular basis don't seem to affect anything.

      I've also grown used to having to run virus protection, spybot s&d, spyware blaster, and a handful of other utilities to keep windows safe. These make it feel secure while I'm able to do this on my own, the average person has quite a few issues that in my opinion as a field techie, leaves them open for quite a few problems.

      I remove viruses for people, I remove spyware for people, I help people learn how to take care of their windows machines themselves. I constantly see people using IE that went to the wrong website, or opened up the link that came in their outlook express promising Bill Gates would give them a new computer if they replied, or the free penguin screenserver makes these funny popups come up now...

      This makes me prejudiced because the only call I get concerning linux is usually the RHEL 3 server or FreeBSD 4.10 box that's been running a mail server in the back room of a business where the hardware failed after %n years and it needs to be installed on a new machine.

      I love linux, I'm an advocate of free (speech and beer) software. I don't think linux is ready for mainstream, not even ubuntu, but I do see it gaining momentum. Blaming linux for not being easy to use or not being secure, or not being stable is the wrong path. If you want to talk about grandma building programs from tar.gz packages, start trying to tell grandma to compile her own C++ programs on windows and realize that both are an exercise in futility.

      Linux may not be the right path for everyone, but the real reasons that it's not the right path has nothing to do with any of the reasons listed in the initial post. If security, stability, and ease of use are major concerns about linux, then he should probably research into linux a bit more. If he's concerned that the software he knows already won't work in linux and that he won't be able to understand the inner workings as easily as windows which he's learned over the last 10 years, these are indeed valid concerns.

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    10. Re:Linux deserves its reputation by jimicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be fair to Microsoft, they don't exactly make troubleshooting Windows easy.

      How many times have you seen an obscure error message which ends with "Consult your system administrator" or dug through the event log (through a UI thoroughly unsuited for browsing, I might add) to find that despite a perfectly capable logging system, nothing useful's being logged to it?

  32. So why don't those suffering XP users switch ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Speaking for myself,

    (i) I am XP user (since 2003) and I don't suffer. Well, not *that* much.

    (ii) The first reason I don't switch to Linux is specific applications I use under Windows (which are not free, by the way) which I can't find the equivalent on Linux.

    (iii) The second reason I don't switch to Linux is potential incompatibilities with laptop (hardware). Not that I didn't try.

    Clearly, I have no incentives moving to Windows 7. Even if (and when) I need new laptop, I'll try to make sure XP is supported. The only reason I would move to Windows 7 (or 8 or 9) if the current version of application XYZ I'm using is no longer supported under XP, and for whatever reason I *must* upgrade.

    So, fundamentally, I care very little which OS I'm using. OS is just a platform to run some applications (I guess this statement qualifies me as non-geek, so sue me).

  33. Re:What exactly is the problem with XP? by IANAAC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because the longer that XP is around, the closer Wine is to replicating the environment, and Linux is to overtaking it in usability.

    And in some cases, Wine has already become more usable. Take WineASIO, for instance. I get incredibly low latency using Wine/WineASIO and Windows VSTs under Linux that I never got under XP.

  34. I confirm by cbraescu1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And the biggest thing? I've been running it, attached to the internet, for two years without having an anti-virus program installed, and NO ISSUES. I don't think I could do that with XP for even a single day.

    I fully confirm that. I'm also getting into HIS computer attached to the internet, and yes, it's without an anti-virus.

    And yes, until today I had NO ISSUES :-)

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  35. Big cost assumptions here by lucif3r · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This article really assumes that the expense of managing Citrix server farms will be significantly less than the expense of managing the XP machines.

    Not that I am saying it wont be but as someone with a decent amount of experience managing servers and even with Citrix servers I'm not sure you can just say that.

    Even if it's true, old habits are hard to break.

  36. Re:VMware by maven_johnson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    VMware is already doing better than Citrix. They both posted 4th quarter earnings reports. VMware did better than expected. Citrix did worse. In bad economic times, generally, the weak get weaker and the strong get stronger. The post is just a plug for Citrix.

  37. Citrix? Please... Why pay for it? by likuidkewl · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think Mitch here forgot to add that Linux has its own Terminal Server Project (LTSP) and it is very well supported and as with _most_ versions of Linux it is free! As of version 5 of LTSP it is insanely easy to install and manage, if you want to check for yourself download the Alternate image of any Ubuntu flavor and hit F4 on the install screen select LTSP and go for gold! The docs are great and the help on IRC is fantastic. Here is a great intro: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/UbuntuLTSP/LTSPQuickInstall This guy is a tool... '/obvious'

  38. NX winning is more likely than Citrix by atrimtab · · Score: 2, Informative

    NX and FreeNX are cross-platform and very efficient remote desktops... Citrix has always been a slug. FreeNX also is not tied to a specific operating system and can be used as the frontend of virtualized Linux and Windows now!

    Combine a light Linux base, OpenVZ, Ubuntu, Windows, Virtualbox and NX and you have a complete virtual platform that runs in the cloud with all of Ubuntu and Windows. And the only thing you need to pay for is hardware and Windows.

    This works on any modern processor with virtualization extensions.

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  39. XP doesn't need AV either... by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been running it (Vista), attached to the internet, for two years without having an anti-virus program installed, and NO ISSUES. I don't think I could do that with XP for even a single day.

    I ran Windows 2000 for years without AV, and I've done the same with XP without any problems. Please don't make up things just to make Vista look better.

  40. Re:So why don't those suffering XP users switch .. by markdavis · · Score: 2

    Have you at least complained to ABC or Google (I have)?

    I hear people complain on Slashdot all the time about how much they would love to use Linux, but X or Y doesn't work. And when questioned, they admit they have never complained to the people that matter- the ones designing X and Y to only work under MS-Windows.

    They do make a difference.

  41. Re:So why don't those suffering XP users switch .. by chammy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (ii) The first reason I don't switch to Linux is specific applications I use under Windows (which are not free, by the way) which I can't find the equivalent on Linux.

    Why not run wine or one of the many great VM tools? The only things I have trouble running in Linux are a few of the newer games (all my university junk works fine).

    (iii) The second reason I don't switch to Linux is potential incompatibilities with laptop (hardware). Not that I didn't try.

    Try installing XP on a laptop that was built for Vista. I think you'll find that Linux is a HECK of a lot easier to find drivers for various things. Sure, you might not get that horrible little webcam running, but is that really an issue?

  42. Microsoft's new API is .NET, and Mono will lag. by tepples · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In order to keep that from happening, they need new Windows-exclusive apps, not just legacy ones. Which means they need to make Windows actually an attractive platform to develop new stuff on. [But] I really wouldn't look forward to fighting the Win32 API.

    Microsoft has already realized this, and that's why it started over with .NET. The various APIs exposed to the CLR, such as Windows Forms, XNA, and the like, won't immediately get ported to Mono. Mono will lag behind .NET just as Wine has lagged behind Windows.

  43. Average customer... by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Insightful
    FTA:

    I believe it will require an OS with strong client OS and application virtualization, or some of the promise of a tightly integrated Live Mesh and Windows Azure services to significantly differentiate Windows 7 from the same old desktop OS it presents itself as today.

    I assure you the majority of computer users have NO idea what any of that means. People who do understand what he wrote are likely to be set in their computing ways and not likely to switch.

  44. Linux's reputation is changing rapidly by clarkn0va · · Score: 5, Interesting

    your wife or kid has someone at home who actually knows how to use Linux

    This is not the case nearly as much as it used to be. I visited my parents over Christmas, 1100km away. I've been telling my mom for years to switch to linux. Not because I think that everybody should use linux, but because she has some long-standing issues with her computer that don't affect linux. She has so far refused, simply out of fear of having to learn computers all over again.

    My dad, on the other had, needed a computer for his business (an automotive shop). I told him I could put one together for x dollars, and add $110 if he wants it to run Windows. "Why would I want it to run Windows?" he asked. Honest question, but I didn't have an answer, since I'd already verified that the applications he would be using were web-based. He's been running xubuntu since Christmas and I never hear about it.

    Compare that with my sister and her five young kids, 1800km away. My brother Tyler wanted to put together a budget computer for them four years ago and asked my help. We partitioned the hard disk in half, put windows on one and ubuntu on the other (because I thought that everybody should use linux). He also gave them a cheap lexmark printer that didn't work in ubuntu, so they chose to run windows. Two years later I found out that the printer is long dead and they've all taken to booting into ubuntu because their internet music and videos work better that way.

    Compare that with my two brothers Ray and Rick, 500 km away. I helped them both upgrade computers in the last six months. Ray reused his windows xp from the old computer. Rick didn't have an xp disk, so I put an unactivated copy of xp on one partition and ubuntu on the other. I showed him how to dual-boot and told him he could probably find an xp crack if he wanted. He never booted into Windows.

    Ray and Rick both have XBOX 360s and both have spent the last month or two trying to get media to stream. Both have had limited success. To Rick, running ubuntu I sent some links to ubuntuforums.org discussing media server options. For Ray, running windows I had to instruct him to install vnc and open ports on his router so I could get in and eventually figure out that some necessary system services weren't running. I dug up a batch file off the internet requiring an ecclectic mix of programs. I spent hours installing these and duct-taping them all together on his system and things still don't work as they should.

    Rick's brother-in-law had a laptop that pooped out its hard disk. It didn't come with a windows install disk, and he was too cheap to buy one, so Rick, on my advice, bought a replacement hard disk and installed ubuntu for him. He called once to ask about printer compatibility, but that is the sum total of support given to him for this computer in the past year.

    And finally, compare these with my brother Tyler again, 1800 km away, who two years ago bought a mac because he is technologically challenged and wanted something point and click. This morning he emailed me to ask if I would recommend putting Ubuntu on his client's computer, currently running Windows Malware Edition(R). He is burning the xubuntu iso as I write this.

    Yeah, none of these linux installs would have happened without my initial intervention, but that's a PR thing. None of these people are computer geeks, not even close. Technically speaking, I've done less support for my linux-using family than I have for my windows-using family. Your opinion is at best 2 years out of date.

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  45. Re:Wait happened to "hosted apps are bad". by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hosted apps ARE bad, unless you can resolve the following:

    * Availability. Your favorite app site is getting DDoS'd? Another undersea cable got cut by an anchor? Sucks to be you.
    * Portability. UnprofitableSite.com just went black without notice. Do you have a local copy of your work, and if so, what can you do with it?
    * Security. It's highly unlikely that anyone is working 24/7 to hack YOUR particular workstation/network. Even if you don't know anything about configuring a firewall, at least you can unplug a desktop from the network and it will be essentially immune from remote attacks. A publicly accessible repository of private data, however, is a much juicier target, and if history is any lesson, security will not be a primary concern from the start.
    * Privacy. I'm the proud owner of a site with over 500,000 term papers on it that my users graciously "donated." What's to keep me from selling them, letting people data mine them, or anything else? My privacy policy? The one that's subject to change without notice?

    What problems do hosted apps solve, or what advantages do they provide?

    * People wouldn't have to install or maintain their own software. That's a possible advantage, but doesn't really outweigh all of the above liabilities. And what if I don't want to "upgrade" and learn a new UI right this second. What if I just need to finish my work?

    * My data is accessible anywhere. Again, that's a two-edged sword, and 99% of the time I don't really need/want my data to be accessible from anywhere other than the location I'm in. I suspect most other people don't either, and when they do they just e-mail a file to themselves.

    Software as a service is great for companies. They can implement subscription models so the customer doesn't realize how much he's paying over the long term. They don't have to worry about piracy. Distribution is basically free, allowing for a higher profit margin. I just don't see very many advantages for *customers*, especially long-term.

  46. Oh please.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am tired of hearing these nonsensical arguments about geeks being some kind of rudimentary humans with no social skills.

    Geeks are some of the most commited people I know, help anybody that asks and go way out of their way to help people.

    And so tell me people I know that are less technically inclined.

    This myth of the inadequate nerd should be put to rest frankly.

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  47. It depends. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have seen environments in which you can't support more than 20 users given the kind of application being used.

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  48. But what about the cost of MY time? by gillbates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The fact is simply that everything I need and want to do, I can do in XP. The same is not true for Linux. It has huge gaps in its software availability. The cost of Windows in order to get access to all that software is negligible.

    While true, it glosses over an important point: I can setup a Linux box *once*. I'm still running slackware 10 on some of my boxes. The annual reinstall is a rite of passage for most Windows users. In truth, most Windows users either buy another machine when theirs gets slow, or finds a geek who will reinstall the OS and their apps for them. That's why they tolerate it.

    The cost of keeping Windows updated is not negligible.

    The cost of the inevitable Windows reinstall is not negligible. While you may be able to increase the time it takes for a box to get owned by running antivirus software, you slow down the machine in the process. Virus cleanup is an inevitable part of using Windows.

    And while the software availability is a problem for some - like gamers - for those of us who know how to use UNIX, there is simply no replacement. Sure, you can get cygwin for Windows, but it's just not the same. I've found that I'm perhaps a hundred times more productive when using a Linux system, simply because the UNIX paradigm allows me to be more productive. Furthermore, because most of the software on Linux is free of charge, I'm able to do things on Linux which I would never be able to do on a Windows system.

    There is no silver bullet; you just pick which problems you want to deal with. Myself, I like a secure system which doesn't require constant updating and runs very fast. But I can understand why someone would use a slow, unreliable machine if it was required to be compatible with the rest of the business world.

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    1. Re:But what about the cost of MY time? by Mascot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good grief, I somehow managed to hit cancel here apparently. I'm too lazy to rewrite it all so this will be rather brief.

      I haven't needed to reinstall Windows since Win98. XP sorted the "yearly reinstall" issue for me just fine. Any XP installation I've done, even on kids' computers, have just kept on trucking until the hardware was well overdue for an upgrade. I can't remember having a virus since the Amiga, nor have I had to do any cleanup on any of the machines I "support" (that being extended family and friends).

      I totally agree with your final point. Pick whatever poison suits your needs. For the majority of people, that's still Windows.

    2. Re:But what about the cost of MY time? by gparent · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can let a Windows machine run for years without a reinstall. It does not magically get slower. It gets slower when people install applications that sit in the background, and that's the only thing formatting takes away.

      There is no cost in keeping Windows updated. You can setup automatic updates and it'll be done for you, with no intervention except a reboot every month.

      The choice for the average person is this: An OS that actually does the things they want, and does it reliably and fast, or an OS that sometimes doesn't do the things they want, and does it more reliably and just as fast.

  49. Win 7 in P2P download section of VMWare marketplac by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you go to VMWare's site you can download the free VMWare player product.

    Once this is installed, you can go to the VMWare market place and location Windows 7 beta 1 build 7000.

    Download it. It's a large .zip file. When it's done downloading, unzip it. The VMDK is over 5GB so this will fail on a FAT32 drive.

    Once you have the files extracted, launch the Windows.7.Beta.1.7000.vmx file by opening it (double click.) The password is the same as the default user account.

    I have it running under Fusion on a Mac and Workstation 6.5 on XP. Like other posters state, this is what Vista should have been. I like it. For my personal use, I'm a Mac guy. But at work my impression is that I will skip Vista and go right to Windows 7 for the bulk of our many stations. I have Vista on a few PC's, but it is slow much slower than XP & has no features my business users must have. Staffware doesn't work in Vista yet, so that's another holdup.

    Anyway, if you really want to know what Win 7 is like, this is the easiest way to do it.

  50. "Oh no! Not the gravy!!! by rts008 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Geeks are some of the most commited people I know..."

    I would have to agree, as I have been committed several times.
    I went cooperatively this time, and it went much better for me...I should be released after only 6 months this time!

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  51. Re:CAL ? by RulerOf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No no,

    Costs A Lot

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  52. Idiot!!!! by jeko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy Crap, you're a stupid putz. All you gotta do is open your slash.conf file under /etc/http/sys/slashhacks with Vi and scroll down to line 239 -- it's clearly documented with the REM statement! -- and change the value "invitefriends=0" to "invitefriends=1".

    Gawd, yer dense!

    (tag: humor, for the humor impaired, or in the case that this is close enough to reality to be taken seriously...)

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