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Hadron Collider Relaunch Delayed
SpuriousLogic writes "There's been another delay in the schedule announced for getting the Large Hadron Collider switched back on — now it's September 2009, a year after it shut down due to a malfunction. Scientists had said they expected the $5.4B machine to be repaired by November 2008, but then pushed the date back to June 2009, before the latest delay."
It was only on a few days, and already they've achieved time travel.
Just fyi. And last year was 2008, not 2007.
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SpuriousLogic writes
"There's been another delay in the schedule announced for getting the Large Hadron Collider switched back on -- now it's September 2008, a year after it shut down due to a malfunction. Scientists had said they expected the $5.4B machine to be repaired by November 2007, but then pushed the date back to June 2008, before the latest delay."
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November 2007 was a bit optimistic, but september 2008 is still a really fast fix!
That entire news item is outdated. :P
The article apparently fails to contain any full dates, and no years.
See? This is why you always have to use four-digit years when specifying any date, even months, otherwise the 'software', *eyes original poster*, gets confused.
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Slashdot editors earning their keep...
When are you guys demanding a slice of the government bail-out then?
I can understand the poster making one typo, afterall, 8 IS next to 9, but three typos seems a bit extreme
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Wow! Looks like it's already working!
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So this thing is so advanced that it can time travel into the past and delay its own repairs?
I have a sneaking suspicion the repairs won't be done till 2012... :| Making the prophecy come true after all.
September 2008? Its 2009 you fucking idiots.
No, the Large Hadron Collider already provoke a Time-Space anomaly.
> by November 2007, but then pushed the date back to June 2008
They're living backwards in time, dude. They think that the year of Linux on the Desktop was^H^H^Hwill be 1972.
Hard to notice the years passing by in the cellar.
Damn, yet another year as virgin!
(I to was wondering if it happened to be an old article which some idiot had posted, but LHC isn't that old I thought... But well, turned out it was just an idiot who wrote the dates.)
TFA actually mentions no years, just "this year" and "last year".
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I'd rather the EU was spending my tax euros on something... like a new generation of nuclear reactors
And don't you suppose the additional knowledge the LHC might provide would help us build better, more efficient reactors?
With an attitude like that, we'd still be using coal to heat our homes. Seriously, the money's already been spent, the staff is already on the payroll. The annual operating costs are a fraction of the construction costs. This being Slashdot, let's use a car analogy - you just bought a brand new Lexus for some serious, serious coin, but on the way home, you got a flat tire. Are you really not going to fix it in the interest of "saving money"?
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Congratulations on being the first person to achieve time travel through the Hadron Collider. However, I regreat to inform you that this is old news to us. Maybe another attempt at travelling through space and time is needed?
I'm really slipping, I wrote 1908 on a check today, instead of 1909.
Whay can't a moderator just delete this outdated news? Is realy Slashdot that unreliable that this mistakes happen and are not moderated?
You fucking idiots, that's a blatant and stupid error in the summary, give this guy some love.
I'm still using coal to heat my home, you insensitive clod!
I already posted this back in November but people called me a troll for it ...
Actually, a good businessman knows that money spent in the past is gone. There is nothing you can do about that. What happened in the past shouldn't dictate the decisions you are making right now.
If we discovered right now that continuing with the LHC would be fruitless, then we should stop the project and stop spending money on it, regardless of how much it has cost us in the past.
Of course this is not the case, and I agree that not performing research using the LHC would be extremely silly.
err, I meant Collider
This was the story that was being bounced by those switches...
stop yelling at them... I still mess up the whole 2008/2009 thing.Its only febuary
Its not my fault, someone put a wall in my way.
It would seem that SpuriousLogic didn't actually say that. Not only is there no mention of years in his/her summary, but there are other minor differences. Slashdot editors: putting those little quotation marks around something and attributing it to someone else is fine, just so long as you don't change it.
When Faraday was asked what his findings about induction could possibly be useful for, he replied "Of what use is a child?". The theoretical physics of today is the engineering of tomorrow. Also, it's not just your money, most of the world is contributing to this project, its just located at the old CERN site because its the biggest synchotron structure built to date. Stop being shortsighted.
Someone fix the collider, it's taken out the space time continuum with it.
Is anyone else keeping track of kdawson's fuckups?
First it was the date flub up but secondly i read it as Hard Charger.. :)
They must have, because according to the summary they have started managing the LHC like my Director does: "Your system will be fully operational last week, at the latest!"
Sunk costs are not useful in a financial decision. In your analogy, you still need a car to drive, so the cheapest way to achieve that goal is to repair the tire. It has nothing to do with how much you spent on the car.
Here:
'CERN* management today confirmed the restart schedule [translation: announced another delay] for the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) resulting from the recommendations from last week's Chamonix workshop. The new schedule foresees [not that you'd want to bet your life on it] first beams in the LHC at the end of September this year, with collisions following in late October. A short technical stop has also been foreseen over the Christmas period. The LHC will then run through to autumn next year, ensuring that the experiments have adequate data to carry out their first new physics analyses and have results to announce in 2010. The new schedule also permits the possible collisions of lead ions in 2010.
'This new schedule represents a delay of six weeks with respect to the previous schedule, which foresaw the LHC "cold [sic?????] at the beginning of July". The cause of this delay is due to several factors such as implementation of a new enhanced protection system for the busbar and magnet splices; installation of new pressure-relief valves to reduce the collateral damage in case of a repeat [explosion] incident; application of more stringent safety constraints [no more drinking contests in the tunnel]; and scheduling constraints associated with helium transfer [because the scientists can't resist making their voices sound funny] and storage.'
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I'm all for moving it to a less controversial, orbital location, but this feature creep is getting ridiculous.
No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
Backwards in time... Taking (or rather, collecting) a dump is not going to be a very pleasant experience then.
Please mind your language. What you meant to say was: "It's 2009 you fucking idiot." (singular). kdawson is indeed a fucking idiot; the other "editors" aren't necessarily fucking idiots by extension.
I mean, they are, but we have to retain some sense of relative scale. They employ kdawson in much the same way that a bunch of plain girls always take a really fat, ugly one out with them to make them look better by comparison.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Well, I guess that despite the cost of these repairs, they will be saving money off their electricity bill.
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it won't start up until 2010. Little-known fact: most particle physicists are Mayan.
Is that before or after February?
This one made me laugh. Honestly.
Listen pal, it ain't as easy as you would think to do things as they are done here. You people keep whining about us not reviewing the submissions before they come in, and so we finally get around to doing it, and you troll about it. So what if it took five months to review the submission? That's a LOT better than not reviewing it at all, right?
Sheesh!
No, the Large Hadron Collider already provoke a Time-Space anomaly.
So that's what John de Lancie has been up to since Stargate SG-1 ended. I always knew the human race would be judged for our barbarism.
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
I have stopped paying my life insurance already because in a year I may be dead but there will also be no-one left behind to pay out the policy.
Or to receive it for that matter.
Look, we know you make tonnes of money working 30mins a week, but give at least some sense of professional work out of your 150k jobs. :)
Post your articles at 7am after waking up after all the hoockers and cocaine parties.
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...honestly....but then they made a racket about needing to be licensed and now I can't fix the frigging tube. In fact, I am unemployed now! Damn socialists!
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I'd rather the EU was spending my tax euros on something of more immediate consequence - like a new generation of nuclear reactors, or advanced solar power plants
Perhaps you misunderstand the nature of research?
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I knew something bad would happen when I turned that big donkey wheel I found underneath the collider!
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Funny how when it when on, the stock market fell, maybe they downloaded the stock market list from the future, but didnt tell many people but the govt.
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Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
Now let's dispense with your other analogy. I know the (mostly under 30s) posting on Slashdot don't like my argument (troll? I think not) but I have actually had P&L responsibility for some serious manufacturing plant, and I think I know more about this than you do.
Your analogy is completely flawed, because the LHC is nothing like a Lexus. A Lexus is a Toyota with a big price ticket, but we know what it does. You can read how fast it goes, how long it will last, you can test drive it. So it throws a tire. You know how much a new tire costs and it is didly squit compared to the cost of the Lexus.
Now take a realistic analogy. Up till now all anybody has ever built is a small car. Now a load of engineers propose to build a racing truck. It will be larger, faster, heavier and more expensive than anything built to date. They can't actually tell you for certain whether it will work. They roll out the prototype, and it promptly breaks. They tell you it will be easy to fix...months turns into a year and you start to suspect that won't be the end of it. Did it break because the design was flawed? They can't tell you. Will it break again the same way? They can't tell you.
If you were the VP engineering, you'd look at the other projects around that really could do with some attention, and you'd say "Why are we building this thing?"
The argument below about Faraday is equally misguided (incidentally, I was once a member of the RI, and the alternative version of that story is that he told Wellington, asked what use it was "I know not, but I warrant your Government will tax it". Faraday was doing basic research that needed little more than blacksmith skills. If, in the Napoleonic Wars, he had suggested getting the best blacksmiths in England to work on a really big electromagnet, taking years, how far would he have got? Not very.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
Well, yeah, but they didn't build the LHC accidentally.
They still need an accelerator bigger than the ones already running for the same reason they did before it broke. Just as someone who, presumably, wasn't driving (or owning) a car by accident when they got a flat tire. And the cheapest way to achieve those goals (better understanding of particle physics) is to fix the LHC.
And anyway, you don't need to drive, you can just walk, or take a bus, or ride a bicycle. Which is the analogous physical alternative to not using the LHC.
"I think I am a fallen star. I should wish on myself."
So in the actual timescales of these things, taking maybe 10 years out to get people working on some stuff we really need - I suggested nuclear and solar power, but I'm sure there are others - is likely to make no difference at all to progress in physics, but could have many benefits in terms of energy security and climate change.
So, you're angry. But which of us is being shortsighted - someone who thinks resources should be deployed to ensure that we have the energy generating capacity to run things like colliders, or someone who thinks that identifying the Higgs Boson will suddenly revolutionise engineering?
As for Faraday - see my reply above.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
One would think that, as of this writing, nearly 3 hours would be enough time to update the story with the correct dates. Especially after the editor found time to post (at least) one comment!
Update: While writing this comment i noticed 1 of the three 3 dates was fixed. Looks like solid union work. The rest will be fixed incrementally after each coffee break...
(Note: My company is non-union but my job takes me to MANY union jobs every day. Lets just say that many places, not all, prove the steriotype is well deserved)
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=( A long long time without process to LHC@Home.
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They're living backwards in time, dude. They think that the year of Linux on the Desktop will have been 1972.
That's better
Cern had also said new protection systems would be added as part of £14m repairs.
It blamed the shutdown on the failure of a single, badly soldered electrical connection in one of its super-cooled magnet sections.
I wonder if there was a headhunt for the oaf with the soldering iron that cost them £14m ?
I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
Looking at the only useful thing to have come out of the LHC project so far, I predict it's just delays in the production of the video clip for their new rap song.
It wouldn't be a /. car analogy if it wasn't flawed...
--Coming up with something clever... please wait...
"omg, it's 2009, not 2008"
*replace first occurrence of 2008 with 2009, that should do it!*
Yeah, I don't get how they couldn't figure out whatever person posted it was 1 year off the whole time. It's not like there isn't 100 replies pointing it out for them .. Also, if they don't know shit about the LHC shouldn't they turn in their geek card and get the hell out of Slashdot anyway? =P
Are you getting Star Trek: The Next Generation and Stargate SG-1 mixed up? The trials were by Q in the first and last episodes. de Lancie wasn't in SG1 that much...
That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable.
More than 50 years old, and anyway didn't arise from collider research. Try again.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
Did you read yesterdays comics in the paper?
That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable.
That's not Kdawson the editor.
That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable.
It's true, agents from the future are disrupting the Large Hadron Collider in order to prevent a black hole from eating the earth.
I'd rather the EU was spending my tax euros on something of more immediate consequence
Well, on the plus side, if we hadn't given money to CERN, we wouldn't be able to listen to you moaning about them on the web...
like a new generation of nuclear reactors, or advanced solar power plants, both of which would, I imagine, employ the kind of engineers and engineering companies working on the LHC.
People are working on those things too. This isn't some computer game where you only have limited numbers of scientists, and can make one thing go faster by instantly moving your scientists from one job to the other.
IIRC, the costs of the LHC are on the same order as the London 2012 Olympics - shall we cancel that, too? (And how many days in Iraq does it come to?) And the UK's yearly contribution is comparable to the cost of the Royal family.
Yes, what a pity nobody thought of that.
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How come I posted this on Slashdot?
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
Not a physicist myself, I am looking forward to some results from that machine. And I am really sorry for the scientist that they cannot play with their new toy. The guys are so curious and I understand how much they want to see what will happen.
Cheers.
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Are you kidding? Them puppies are great for cheap manual labor!
No, the Large Hadron Collider already provoke a Time-Space anomaly.
A guy walked into the Chicago campus where the particle accelerator sits in December, 2001 and proclaimed he was from the future. "I'm here to warn you, we built a device called the Large Hadron Collider that's bigger than the one in Chicago. When we turned it on it momentarily generated a black hole and a spacetime anomoly, and I got caught in the anomoly. I have to give you some details to prevent the error."
The fellow says "That's interesting but it's hard to believe. How could I tell you're from the future? What's going to happen in the next few years?"
"Well, the next President will be a black man who went to a Muslim school as a child, and and his middle name is Hussein. In 2008 we'll not only still be at war in Afghanistan, but we'll be at war in Iraq too."
"Look buddy, I can almost swallow that time travel stuff but the rest of it is unbelievable bullshit."
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(Not original, but I can't remember where I heard it.)
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That's not Kdawson the editor.
yes, realized that while reading another comment after my post. oh well, that's why i'm not an editor
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
I don't know what the correct form should be. The whole concept of reversed time flow comes from a tale told by someone claiming to be an alien - he mentioned that time flows in reverse in some of the alternative realities, and people (aliens) trying to describe events in these realities use special grammatical "reversed" time. Such grammatical constructs probably do not exist in languages spoken on Earth (I do not know of any), but many alien languages have them.
Credibility of that guy aside, the whole tale was interesting and fun to read, and made me think: we know that the language we speak has a great influence on *how* do we think... Polish is my first language and english is the second; sometimes I have trouble with expressing things when thinking in one language, and no problem with the other. I'm sure that language is one of the factors limiting human ability to evolve thoughts... Maybe some great discoveries have not quite been made because something was holding the thinker back? Einstein didn't like the quantum theory, and he even doubted his own realitivity theory. Hmm...
For the record - I did not put years in the article summary. That was done by the slashdot admin. You can look at the original article to see the text that I copied and pasted did not have dates.
With 40% -50% of the world's wealth disappearing [so far] in the global financial crisis, limping projects like US space program and the LHC are tempting targets for cuts or elimination.
But well, turned out it was just an idiot who wrote the dates
You don't have to be an idiot to make a typoo.
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All this was discussed back in December. The LHC staff had been arguing over whether to go for a quick fix or a major redesign of the magnet protection systems and liquid helium pressure relief valves, and the new CERN director decided to go for the major redesign. Good move. Otherwise this would probably happen again in the years to come.
It's a big fix. Most of the magnets have to be physically moved along the tunnel to the lift shaft, brought to the surface, overhauled, checked out, and returned to position. Then the entire "commissioning" process, which took months, has to be done over.
The original LHC design goal was that a magnet quench would result in a few hours of shutdown, not a year. It became painfully clear that this hadn't been achieved.
In the Universe where the LHC didn't cause a temporal-spatial anomaly, John de Lancie was Q in Star Trek: The Next Generation but in our universe where time is going in the counter-entropic direction, Q will have been appeared-ing in SG1 and it will have going to be a documentary.
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They think that the year of Linux on the Desktop was^H^H^Hwill be 1972
Yes, but how would that properly be expressed in the Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional form?
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I'm all for the advancement of science by anyone, anywhere, anytime. That being said, now is a great time to ratchet up the use of the Fermilab accelerator and catch those hot-shot know-it-all Continentals ^H^H^H^, er, our fellow scientists while they are flat-footed.
(I'm taking my data from a recently aired Nova covering Fermilab and would welcome any updates on what's going on there at this very moment. The piece closed with a mention of funding cuts which I presume have not been reversed.)
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OK, 10 years late... but
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It failed because of bad soldering? Methinks our lab techs must be moonlighting again...
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This will on having been the first post, if my calculations will be correct.
I was partly joking/just following the same line. And it was three dates which was all one year wrong.
you can see my original post at http://slashdot.org/~SpuriousLogic/ without the years
There are two theories for why the LHC can never work.
The first is because as soon as they turn it on, it does something bad that destroys the earth and possibly the universe. But the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics is true, so the universe constantly splits and we live on in the branches where the LHC fails to operate due to some coincidence or other.
The second theory is that the LHC will generate Higgs particles in quantity, but due to some unusual quantum properties of such particles, they can't exist. Again we invoke the MWI and find that universes where lots of Higgs particles would be created are suppressed, hence we will never see one, hence the LHC will never work.
Both of these theories are outlandish, but with each LHC delay I am reminded that they are out there. If it never works, maybe we will have to consider whether there is some truth to these bizarre predictions.
Even stepping down a few orders of magnitude, it's not like the Gel-Mann model of quarks and the unified Standard Model from the 60s have any real-world impact.
You are missing the entire point. The Standard Model and quarks have not had practical applications YET. 100 years ago you could have made the exact same argument about quantum mechanics being purely curiosity for its own sake. Our understanding of that has lead to silicon transistors, NMR imaging (MRI), nuclear power etc. Of course it took 50+ years for those applications to appear. Already particle physics has medical applications: use of hadronic showers to kill brain tumours. Who knows what we applications we may find in 100 years for the physics we will discover at the LHC. The only thing for certain is that if we never go out and find that physics we'll never have any applications for it.
So then how does Roland fit into this equation?
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You forgot to mention Bush being re-elected... and THEN us electing a black President named after a MKII character.
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They know how afraid people are of black holes, so they're just standing by the Switch-o-Doom and teasing us with when they will turn it on. Either that, or one badly soldered connection actually DID bring down a $5bn machine. I'd hate to be the kid who was responsible for that!
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Explainable, and yet unlikely when you add them all up, "accidents" and misfortunes will continue until the project is shelved. It's the only way the universe can protect itself from unavoidable back-to-the-past influences that will cause it to re-set due to temporal anomalies. These incidents will gradually become more unlikely from an individual perspective.
You should have said 1969 so we could make some stack underflow jokes.
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Yeah suckers! The year of the LHC is 2008^H^H^H^H2009! Just like I said before...
December 21, 2012.
I am the unwilling control for my Origin.
I've been really looking forward to Large Hadron Collider Forever since 1996. The first one was excellent...
It's time to kick ass and chew some bubblegum.
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Well if you REALLY want to get technical, John de Lancie WAS in Stargate SG-1. He was one of the antagonists. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Simmons_(Stargate)#Frank_Simmons However, I do agree with your assessment that the OP got TNG and SG-1 confused, since his comment clearly refers to Q rather than Frank Simmons.
I don't call any celebrities by their real names. I remember that one guy as Jean-Luc Picard, and that one guy as Daniel Jackson, and that one guy as Doctor Who Number 12, and that one guy as the guy that played the water boy and the demon guy and stuff.
I now perfectly well who John Travolta and Tom Cruise are, but I just call them "those Scientologist bastards". Funny thing is the only movie I really liked Travolta in was Battlefield Earth. Hmm...
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