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Microsoft To Open Retail Stores

chaz373 writes "CNET reports that Microsoft is going retail. In the 'Beyond Binary' blog Ina Fried reports, 'After years of brushing off the notion, Microsoft said on Thursday that it will open up its own line of retail stores. Without detailing the plans, Microsoft said it has hired David Porter, a 25-year Wal-Mart veteran, to lead the effort. Sources say that Porter's mission will be to develop the company's retail plans and that the effort is likely to start small with just a few locations.'"

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  1. Wow. by imamac · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This should be entertaining...

    1. Re:Wow. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please, please, a "Get the Facts" bar.

    2. Re:Wow. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll take a triple venti FUDaccino with extra FUD please!

    3. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows genuine bar

    4. Re:Wow. by JamesP · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft: The fail is strong with this one...

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    5. Re:Wow. by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if the chairs will be bolted down?

      They'll sell piles of Zunes, and for the first time two people who both own Zunes will meet in some kind of weird real-life "Social" situation?

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    6. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh come on! I know this is /. and all of you pretend to not have touched Windows for years, but surely it's going to be called "The Task Bar".

    7. Re:Wow. by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will they squirt each other? (not my words, Microsoft's own marketing terms)

    8. Re:Wow. by think_nix · · Score: 4, Funny

      as long as they serve 'Ultimate' drinks

    9. Re:Wow. by linnrose · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they can move into all of the stores Gateway left behind. What's gonna be the equivalent of the Apple Genius - the Microsoft Dumbass? And let's hope this pushes Larry Ellison to open some roadside Oracle and Homemade Beef Jerky kiosks

    10. Re:Wow. by Saint+Gerbil · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would you like any "Ulltimate Extra's" with that ?

    11. Re:Wow. by mspohr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can I bring in my daughter's malware infested PC and have them clean it up?

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    12. Re:Wow. by onecheapgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would be easier to not let her run her computer as an administrator...but I guess that's too close to taking responsibility for your children to be effective.

    13. Re:Wow. by WCguru42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd feel more comfortable with the "Tool" Bar.

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    14. Re:Wow. by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please, please, a "Get the Facts" bar.

      Nope. The Mac store will have the Genius Bar and the Microsoft store will have the "Genius" Bar.

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    15. Re:Wow. by DurendalMac · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but the Ultimate drinks are much more expensive than the others, but it's the only one with all the tasty ingredients!

    16. Re:Wow. by mspohr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      So will the nerd bar help her set up a non-administrator account and configure all of her software so that it still runs... I tried this before myself but it was a nightmare so I ended up just reinstalling Windows, antivirus, firewall, etc. with the default Windows configuration (as administrator)

      It's so hard to be a responsible parent. I really should switch her to Linux. That would be the most responsible thing to do. They have a non-administrator mode that really works.

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    17. Re:Wow. by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ugh, do you know how many carbs are in FUD? You might as well get the Halloween Documents cookie if you're going to indulge that much.

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    18. Re:Wow. by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      What makes think they'll know how to? These are Microsoft employees we're talking about.

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    19. Re:Wow. by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can I bring in my daughter's malware infested PC and have them clean it up?

      No, but you can call, and have her brought in for questioning.

    20. Re:Wow. by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      nice..I suspect it will be a clippy bar~

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    21. Re:Wow. by dzfoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get your fact straight: there are three people who own Zunes. There was a rumour that one of them returned it and had it exchanged for an iPod, but it's not true; he just re-gifted it.

      He did get an iPod, though.

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    22. Re:Wow. by onecheapgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Poorly written third party software is Microsoft's problem? Gee, I guess I must be new here. I mean, I run as a limited user and rarely have problems with software "requiring" admin rights. Then again, I'm not trying to use the same crappy software I used 10 years ago either.

    23. Re:Wow. by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Regardless whether your intention was humor or not, I have a tiny story relating. I DID try to get my 5 year old daughter to start using Linux. All she does is play web games like playhousedisney.com and noggin.com. I thought it would be perfect. Guess what. NOTHING worked. Flash/Shockwave completely broken. The Java games (as few as there were) constantly broke. So I eventually reinstalled windows, gave her a non-admin account, and made firefox the default shell so explorer never launched. Works great.

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    24. Re:Wow. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not that hard, really... There are a few things you need to know and unless you really want to go deep down in details the following general rules work:

      • Install the machine, with Administrator install all required applications. Test them, they should work.
      • Now create the Limited User and log in with that user. Run all the applications you have installed and note which fail. That's not that many usually...
      • For those application, locate their installed folder. Add the "Users" group to the ACL and give it "full control". The WTF here is that on Windows Home this is hard and on Windows Pro this is easy. Windows Home lacks the graphical interface to do it. You have to use "cacls.exe", which is a command line tool. That said, I head there is a patch which restores the graphical ACL editor. You evidently need to log in as Admin to make these ACL changes
      • Retest the applications, some will now work.
      • The remaining applications that don't work most likely will try to write to a part of HKLM in the registry. As Administrator, go to the registry key associated with the application (Typicallyy HKLM\Software\Company\Product). Now change the ACL of that "folder" to "Full Control" for the "Users" group.
      • Retest... With that 99% of the applications work, and those that don't really are badly behaved and I'd suggest finding an alternative.

      Now do realise the following: this essentially allows normal users to hose those badly behaved applications, but I suggest that such a thing is acceptable. They will, however, not be able to hose the system itself, which is the goal.

      Up until now, one one application didn't want to work with the above technique. It was -of course- a game and I think it was the copy protection doing some funky stuff.

      Now, I'd still suggest hiding Internet Explorer and provide Firefox instead. I don't know if it's needed, though.

    25. Re:Wow. by joggle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if you compared what you wrote to the instructions a retail PC comes with it's 'hard'. It's not hard for guys like us who have mucked around with the registry before but to novices telling them "go to the registry key..." will just get you a blank face. (still good instructions to have for those that know how to follow them, thanks)

      It really shouldn't require all of those steps in order to get it to work. On Linux you simply install everything you want to use (needing root permissions to do this) and just don't let your child have the root password. If they want to install something you install it for them.

      Of course if your child is smart enough to boot in single user mode they can pretty much get around anything but at that point they should be capable of not hosing the system and, if they do, being able to recover it.

    26. Re:Wow. by supernova_hq · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wow, I don't know whether to mod you Informative or Funny...

    27. Re:Wow. by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Say what you want about Microsoft, but the one thing they aren't is fail. Their biggest fails to date still make more money than most companies dream of. Hated as Vista is, it still has more market share than OSX and Linux combined. Their profits improved by $8 billion from 2007-2008, even with the meltdown during the second half of 2008.

      You might be able to argue that it's marketing and social inertia, but they are not fail.

    28. Re:Wow. by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Guess what. NOTHING worked. Flash/Shockwave completely broken.

      Well, I'm not sure what you were doing, what distro you were using or what, but Adobe has ben one of the few mainstream proprietary companies who has actually been porting their software to linux. For instance, the native 64 bit version of flash runs only on linux, not mac os x or windows. I'm going to give you some credit and assume that you're not a complete idiot and suggest that your distro. was being overzealous and installing a "free as in speech" flash version and that your browser was using that instead of Adobe's. That's kind of irritating, but it's certainly not insurmountable, e.g., I watch hulu and youtube all the time on my machine, works great.

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    29. Re:Wow. by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Funny

      That'll work until you discover that "Dora's Colombian Adventure" or some such bullshit requires Administrator access to run.

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    30. Re:Wow. by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We just gave our kid an old Mac. Problem solved.

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    31. Re:Wow. by Knuckles · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Say what you want about Microsoft, but the one thing they aren't is fail. Their biggest fails to date still make more money than most companies dream of.

      Are you insane or an Astroturfer? IIRC all that makes money is Windows and Office, everything else fails. Or do you count the 4 billion or whatever it is that they lost on the Xboxes a success? Zune, anyone? Get real!

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    32. Re:Wow. by sjwest · · Score: 2, Funny

      No you have got it all wrong its a clippy bar - there will be staff dressed up as clippy, and when you ask them anything give you three options none of which you wanted.

    33. Re:Wow. by mkoko · · Score: 2

      Actually all the other drinks have the tasty ingredients, you just are forbidden from enjoying them. You still get the calories from drinking them though...

    34. Re:Wow. by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well I did hear it was better than the "Windows Genuine DRMocha" since from what I understand the DRM causes serious bloating and gas, and who wants that?

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    35. Re:Wow. by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure the XBox division has been making money for a while now, and the Zune is probably the best device out there for just playing media/music. And it's been generally accepted that their hardware (keyboards, mice, etc) is high quality and not fail, and all the game development studios they own are most definitely not fail either. And besides that, ignoring Windows and Office is incredibly disingenuous, that's like saying that besides the iPod line, Apple is a failure.

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  2. Following Apple by INeededALogin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes... Apple has had lot of success with its retail stores, but it already had the reputation and recognition to drive people to the stores.

    For Microsoft, I fear that they are going to be just like the Sony stores.... Better Location than the Apple store, but considerable less people in the store.

    1. Re:Following Apple by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm pretty skeptical myself. Why would anybody want to go into a store like that?

      "Hey guys, want to head over to the mall and check out the new version of Office?"
      "Awesome! Let's go!"


      No. The above conversation will not happen with any great frequency because Microsoft is just not sexy, they are utilitarian and mundane.

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    2. Re:Following Apple by TejWC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Half the reason why Apple made their stores was to encourage people to test drive a Mac right there. They placed most of the stores in malls so people who had other shopping to do can just hop in and try this "Mac" thing out. On top of that, they are able to repair your computer (or at least send it out for repair) right there without giving you the trouble of shipping it yourself. The apple store is half the reason why I ended up with a Mac.

      Most people are familiar with Windows so a "test drive" will not do much good. And the people who use Windows tend to be the people that end up using whatever OS is installed in their computer anyway. Microsoft is not really in the PC selling business so they can't help you with your laptop when there is a hardware problem. The only product I think the store will really push is mobile devices since they seem to think thats where a lot of money is (or at least they are scared that Linux or iPhone will grab too much of the market). They can be a "Windows Mobile Phone" store that sells phones that use WindowsCE. I can't think of anything else that would differentiate them from a "Best Buy" or "Frys".

    3. Re:Following Apple by wisty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe they could sell cheap leather shoes? They could bring in Bill to do his stand-up routine.

    4. Re:Following Apple by Yvanhoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Hey guys, let's do an OSS protest !"
      "Yeah, but where ?"
      "I have an idea about it..."

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    5. Re:Following Apple by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft and Apple have different problems.

      Apple had a case that their products were not shown in stores.
      The Apple Ghetto Section in COMPUSA comes to mind, In the far right corner of the store with shelving arranged differently to prevent people from wondering into the area by mistake (you wanted to go to the Apple section to get there). When talking to the sales rep they will stray you away from the Apple Product and point to you a nice shiny new Compaq with Windows and say how much better that is, and give every false rumor and misconception about the apple product as possible.

      So that is the key reason for the Apple store to actually show off and highlight their product in their own store. They made an inviting environment that makes all their products look really nice, and the sales rep will talk about its strengths. (granted they will not go too far to point out any weaknesses) As well offer basic training to the people looking at the product to ease the switching anxieties.

      Microsoft has a different PR problem. Their success has trivialized their products. Even their high end software which is rather nice (if you are able to look at them threw un Fanboy/Zealot eyes) has the stigma of being sub-par home software. As well associating any and all PC problems that one has with Microsoft even if it isn't their fault. Really gives them a PR problem. Now I am not sure a retail store will fix it. Showing off the software is a much more difficult problem. It takes time to determine if you want or like the software. Vs. say a Mac which just looks cool and you feel that it can do what you want it to do. Most people felt they have been burned by Microsoft far more then people who felt burned by Apple so standard marketing will make them suspicious.

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    6. Re:Following Apple by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      What will you protest?

      We are from Support of Open Source Software and we are Protesting that Microsoft is spending money and hiring people to operate a retail store. Which time will tell if it is successful for not.

      Although our movement is not actually For or against Microsoft (While we have opposing view on software licensing and distribution) but most of our members really don't like them, because we had to buy their product once.

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    7. Re:Following Apple by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Except girls will talk to you if you have a Mac. I'm sorry but it is true.

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    8. Re:Following Apple by srealm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm betting their focus will more be their SURFACE platform - demoing things like transferring to/from media player to the surface PC by just putting the media device ON the surface and dragging stuff to/from it. That seems where their next generation of 'wow' factor is going.

    9. Re:Following Apple by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but do you really want to *talk* to a girl who would judge you based on your computer brand?

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    10. Re:Following Apple by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft thinks the future of computing is a huge table PC with a touch surface while Apple is quietly moving toward making the iPhone/iPod touch your portable Mac (just connect to a docking station or something).

      Microsoft, moving backward into the past!

    11. Re:Following Apple by AvitarX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What MS could offer is:
      1) A place to buy PCs as electronics retailers are closing (No Comp USA, No Circuit City), they don't want the only retail option to be Apple Store.

      2) Guided test drive, let people use Vista, but be shown a few things. Let the first experience with virtual bouncer be an explanation from someone about how it protects them, let them know it shouldn't happen when they aren't installing new software, and shortly after they get their new computer they won't be seeing it at all.

      3) They can run it at a loss, and treat the guiding as a PR expense.

      4) Unlike other retailers they can make money on computers, since like Apple they own the OS.

      I think it is an intriguing idea for them, and if done right could help them a lot. I think the Mojave thing showed that people can like Vista when shown what new tools it has for them, but when just having it dumped upon they hated it. If they had 8 or 9 computers hi-lighting the different things you can do, people would be much warmer to it I think.

      For example, there were tons of complaints about XP vs 2000, and even 98, but I liked XP. They ability to print a bunch of photos out strait from explorer was worth the extra shard of RAM on a new computer. There were a few other things that were nice, but that was the big one.

      In Vista, I like the new start button (search by typing), the new explorer, and the new filtering. It feels like Gnome, plus KDE start button. These are things people could be shown and like (looking for a file in a big folder, type ANY part of it's name, I think I did this, if I am wrong correct me). I HATE the default theme though, and generally use the classic look.

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    12. Re:Following Apple by nizo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Anything that drains more money from Microsoft is a good thing. Microsoft is their own worst enemy (wow, my sig applies today).

    13. Re:Following Apple by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Umm... Anyone can recognize an apple computer, it really isn't terribly hard, so no, it's not a metric of intelligence.

      Just shallowness

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    14. Re:Following Apple by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Intelligent?" You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    15. Re:Following Apple by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but do you really want to *talk* to a girl who would judge you based on your computer brand?

      Just curious, why is that worse than a girl talking to you because she thinks you are cute? You can't spot a personality from across a room, so you have to use some other criteria.

      I, personally, appreciate women who have a Dell but then put a little Apple sticker over the Dell sign. Low maintenance. You can keep a woman like that happy with knockoff Coach purses bought in Chinatown and lots of cubic zirconium... :)

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    16. Re:Following Apple by Atriqus · · Score: 2, Funny

      The apple store, got it. I'm on my way!

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    17. Re:Following Apple by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course. Because it's sop much fun to have 6 to 8 of your closest friends crowding around your iPhone all using it at the same time... Oh wait...

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    18. Re:Following Apple by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oddly enough most of them don't know it is an Apple, Just a nice looking laptop. However starting communication is the first step. There were times I was working with my Laptop going completely geeked out. I hooked up a second display, added an external keyboard and mouse. Full of terminal Windows with FORTRAN 77 Code. And woman would still randomly stop in and ask about my laptop.

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    19. Re:Following Apple by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but do you really want to *talk* to a girl who would judge you based on your computer brand?

      Yes!
      A million times yes!

    20. Re:Following Apple by rishistar · · Score: 4, Funny

      In a way yes - women are after richer men, so given that Apples cost twice as much as the equivalent Windows branded PC there could be a subconcious motivating factor.

      Dictated to Jeeves who is typing this into my MacBook Air for me. After this he will get me another vodka martini. No I won't.

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    21. Re:Following Apple by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Funny

      I prefer women with educations and jobs of their own. Such women have no need for expensive gifts because they can buy what they want on their own. It's not the 1800's anymore, guys.

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    22. Re:Following Apple by cepayne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe they can focus on selling these products:

      - DVD/CD scratching technology (oops Xbox 360 already in stores)
      - Ballmers famous flying office chairs
      - Ford cars with their MP3 voice activation software playing Songs by Tiffany with upgrades to control the wiper blades at the same time.?
      - And maybe a Pre-order program for the upcoming Vista patches soon to be released under the name of Windows7.

      Face it, everybody already owns a copy of Office. Their only money making venture that is still afloat.

      Maybe they should open dollar stores to unload the rest of their
      technology which didn't HIT with the kids today. :-)

    23. Re:Following Apple by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Apple Ghetto Section in COMPUSA comes to mind, In the far right corner of the store with shelving arranged differently to prevent people from wondering into the area by mistake (you wanted to go to the Apple section to get there).

      We shopped at the same CompUSA? Interesting! Seriously, there was exactly one Apple-savvy guy at the one I usually went to. He looked looked like a stereotypical mafia footsoldier (greasy hair, gold chains, shirt unbuttoned) and chain smoked in front of the store when not getting pissy with customers who didn't want AppleCare (him: "You really need this extended warranty!" me: "Why? Are you saying that this computer sucks?" him: "Umm..."). The local-ish Apple Store is diametrically opposite. It's the only one I've been to, but it's actually a pleasant place to be.

      Given that MS is collaborating with an ex-Wal-Mart guy, though, I fully expect the new MS Store to look like a Soviet apartment building but with less charm and more glossy paint on cinderblock walls.

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    24. Re:Following Apple by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Microsoft has a different PR problem. Their success has trivialized their products. Even their high end software which is rather nice..."

      I'd say Microsoft's problem is first, that they can't design or maintain a robust, secure, desktop operating system; and second, that they continually ignore customer desires for a stable OS environment in favor of a business plan that forces upgrades.

      Which high end software are you speaking of? Word? Excel? Project? Word's user interface changes every time they do a new version. A tool shouldn't change unless it helps you do your job better. Project is insanely overpriced. It's good software, but not great. MS should concentrate on making it "great" and "affordable". Because they are no longer the only game in town (thanks to OpenOffice.org), and people don't like not having a choice.

      Several of my friends, faced with defunct laptops and the option of "Vista or nothing" on a new purchase, opted to jump to Apple instead of staying with Microsoft. This is not just one, but several of my friends and acquaintances. I think Microsoft may be in bigger trouble than they realize...

    25. Re:Following Apple by Theovon · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can't spot a personality from across a room

      Well, maybe if you're autistic. SOME of us computer geeks are actually quite good at reading subtle cues that people give off in their posture, mannerisms, choice of clothing&makeup, etc., etc., etc. Can you rely on it 100%? Certainly not. People will surprise you. But there's an absolutely astounding amount you can learn about a person just from casual observation. And for many of us, the intuitions are handed to us on a platter, rather than having to reason it out by consciously noticing the underlying clues.

      To put it in technical terms, there's a high noise to signal ratio. You can get at the signal, but you need really sophisticated filters, and it's a knowledge-intensive abductive inference process that involves a significant amount of hypothesis generation and testing. How conscious or automatic and effective it is depends on practice, natural talent, empathy, and the willingness to actually pay attention.

    26. Re:Following Apple by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you didn't understand the "docking station" part of my post.

    27. Re:Following Apple by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I prefer women with educations and jobs of their own.

      My wife makes substantially more than me, and we share a bank account. But still, if she's spending $30 on a purse in Chinatown instead of $3000 on a purse on 5th Avenue - that's a positive thing. The money goes away no matter who is earning it... a high maintenance girl is a high maintenance girl.

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    28. Re:Following Apple by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you even understand my post? I didn't say that Apple currently had any such product, I merely stated the path Apple seems to be following.

      As for Microsoft's table PC, I still think it's a dumb idea. Not the technological side, but the practical use side.

      In an era where people want thin televisions in the living room, Microsoft is developing something that's bigger and takes even more room. Doesn't make sense if you ask me.

    29. Re:Following Apple by fwarren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it is an intriguing idea for them, and if done right could help them a lot. I think the Mojave thing showed that people can like Vista when shown what new tools it has for them, but when just having it dumped upon they hated it.

      Keep the faith kid. From what I can tell. Mojave was someone who knew what they were doing walking through all of the things that Vista can do. That is different than end users doing it themselves. Trust me on this one. I have users on my network that need help every three moths to burn files onto a CD in Xp.

      I could have a presenter show them how easy it is. They would tell you how cool and easy XP is....Then three months later still call the help desk and ask how to burn a CD.

      Three is a difference between a rigged demo and Joe Sixpack using Vista. It took Joe Sixpack 5 years to learn where everything is at in XP. Even if it is easier in Vista, it is harder, because it is not where Joe expects it to be. It is also not called what he expects it to be called.

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  3. Why? by internerdj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I get Mac stores since they sell their image...oh, and proprietary hardware. But a specialized Microsoft store, even though I like some of their products, doesn't make sense to me. I can pick up Microsoft software at nearly anywhere already, and some of it that I don't even want comes on my computer every time I buy a new one.

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can pick up Microsoft software at nearly anywhere already

      Damn, looks like The Pirate Bay'll have some competition.

  4. Gee... by markbark · · Score: 2, Funny

    It must be another example of "Microsoft Innovation"
    I mean no other member of the computer industry has EVER tried opening brick and mortar retail spaces... oh, wait

    1. Re:Gee... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wish them all the success that Gateway had with their stores!

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  5. Come to the Microsoft Store by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    See all the great products that already come by default on your PC.
    If you have an Old version buy a new one... See that it doesn't work on your old PC and buy a New One with all the products you just bought is pre-installed!

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    1. Re:Come to the Microsoft Store by raddan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As someone who has the misfortune of having been subscribed to the MS Volume Licensing crap by the higher ups, I can say with absolute certainty that Microsoft makes a lot of software. A lot more than what comes on your PC. I get binders full of CDs in the mail on a regular basis. I have thousands of CDs. It's kind of annoying, but the idea is that you want something, you contact your rep and you already have the software. Their salespeople are usually pretty knowledgable.

      Anyway, just pulling a random CD out, I have stuff with titles like "Microsoft BizTalk Financial Services Enterprise Edition 1.0, Service Release 1". I don't have the faintest idea what a lot of this stuff does, and I work in IT. Microsoft can probably use some improvement in the marketing area. Maybe a store will help.

  6. Re:I hope it succeeds by imamac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only company they appear to be competeing against here is Apple. But MS already has much more retail space through 3rd parties than Apple does, so why do they think this will help them?

  7. They will be Brown! by drerwk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clippy will man the Super Genius Bar. And they will have Karaoke using that new tech of theirs. Don't forget the $10,000 coffee tables.

  8. I will award 9,999 internet points... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    To the first person who obtains, and releases into the Microsoft retail store, a dog bearing an uncanny resemblance to the horrible Windows search dog.

    1. Re:I will award 9,999 internet points... by geoffrobinson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Given that search capability, I'd doubt the dog would be able to find its way into the front door. Even if it was open and you were pushing him through.

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  9. This is a great idea!! by nnnich · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bought the protection agreement!

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  10. Some Questions I Would Have: by Webcommando · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article does touch on PC makers showcasing wares in the store. The idea of a MS store creates some questions in my mind.

    First, what PC's will be showcased? I would think the high-end systems mentioned would be a great idea. There are plenty of mid and low end systems at current electronic retailers.

    Secondly, can someone walk out with a PC? And if so, is MS going to do any service at the store? This is what the Apple store has going for it; a full service shop.

    A few people have tried with only limited success (anyone remember the Gateway stores?).

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  11. They Must be proud of the new Windows by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's face it, they'd have been mad to open shops and show people Vista. Now they have something apparantly rather better, they want to show it off to the world.
    As others have said though, I can't imagine much real reason unless they have a whole raft of new titles coming out that no-one knows about. A few years ago when they had all those multimedia titles for movies, art, musical intsruments and so on, I'd have appreciated the chance ot get hands on with a few titles but now I can't see much in their lineup that is a try-before-you-buy sort of title. It's either something you need or you don't.

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  12. Poor timing by thered2001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With the economic downturn and stockholders angry for MS spending 'too much' on R&D, this is the *perfect* time to acquire a bunch of retail space and hire new employees!

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    1. Re:Poor timing by imadork · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, it might really be good timing. Retail space is cheap right now, and there are probably a ton of overqualified IT and Engineering folks out of work who would be glad to get any job right now, even in retail.

  13. Microsoft has opened retail stores before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Summary is misleading. Microsoft has tried retail before. (before apple and dell, even.)

    1. Re:Microsoft has opened retail stores before by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

      That wasn't really a store. It was more of a really one demonstration showroom and it has been closed.

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    2. Re:Microsoft has opened retail stores before by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That wasn't really a store. It was more of a really one demonstration showroom and it has been closed.

      Huh? There were shrink-wrapped products and cash registers, IIRC. That is a store.

    3. Re:Microsoft has opened retail stores before by DECS · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There were no customers though, that's the tricky bit.

      I remember going there. It was a bizarre empty space of rows of software boxes. They tried to make it hands on, but there wasn't really anything interesting going on, and nothing really anyone would want to buy in a retail store. That's why it closed two years later. It wasn't really a store so much as a show of thing.

      Apple planned cybercafes in 1997 that similarly fizzled, but when the company got serious about retail, they brought on a retailer CEO to the board, and hired a team of big name merchandizing and retail real estate experts.

      Microsoft has put the thing in charge of a marketing droid from Dreamworks who had been a manager at Walmart, and who answers to the COO, who sees the plan as a way to, in his words:

      "transform the PC and Microsoft buying experience at retail by improving the articulation and demonstration of the Microsoft innovation and value proposition so that itâ(TM)s clear, simple and straightforward for consumers everywhere"

      I am not making that up - good luck with that.

      Microsoft to open new retail stores like Apple

         

    4. Re:Microsoft has opened retail stores before by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

      While you could buy Microsoft software there, almost half of the inventory at the microsoftSF store was "microsoftSF" items. Most of the 8,500 sq ft was dedicated to "an interactive environment" to display Microsoft's vision of software.

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    5. Re:Microsoft has opened retail stores before by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most of the 8,500 sq ft was dedicated to "an interactive environment" to display Microsoft's vision of software.

      Unlike the Apple store?

    6. Re:Microsoft has opened retail stores before by colinrichardday · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apple stores also sell computers.

    7. Re:Microsoft has opened retail stores before by DECS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see your barrier for failure is set very low when it relates to Microsoft.

      If you were a Microsoft investor, you might not be so excited about the prospects of the company spending millions to sign leases and train people for stores that end up closing long before they can break even.

      The problem is that, unlike Apple, Microsoft has no need for retail stores. It also has very little it can add by opening its own stores, and a lot to lose. Not just the initial investment, but another failure to check off after the Zune, Vista, PlaysForSure, Windows Mobile, WebTV, SPOT, Mira, ad naseum.

      It is interesting to see how everything Apple does is critically scrutinized and expected to fail, while everything Microsoft does is just patted on the head, as if the company was brain damaged by an unfortunate accident and nothing much can be expected of it.

      You seriously think that launching a retail operation is necessary to put Windows 7 in front of people, when every freaking PC in the world will ship with it anyway? Is there really any threat to Microsoft's monopoly, or is it just a little penis size thing going on here?

  14. Gamesoft(TM) by soupforare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No way are these stores going to be less than 75% Xbox/GFW.

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  15. this should be embarrassing for all involved by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    iPod is to Zune as Apple Store is to Microsoft Store. I predict it'll be an embarrassing rip off of the Apple Store that will cause no more than snickering from most people. And their customers will be nothing but MCSEs looking for a place to hang out. Should be amusing.

    The best part is that Microsoft is dumb enough to keep pouring money into a losing venture for decades...

  16. MICROSOFT SUCKS! (read before modding!) by localman57 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! This really takes me back! Who here over the age of 25 never pulled this one at their local 80's retailer (I was always partial to Sears, myself...):

    10 PRINT "SEARS SUCKS!"

    20 GOTO 10

    Looks like I finally have a reason to learn javascript...

  17. Re:I hope it succeeds by saintm · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm guessing that they've done a little bit of research before going down this road.

  18. Re:I hope it succeeds by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's the point though? Their software, Zunes, Xbox(360)s are already sold by dozens upon dozens of other retailers. This whole venture just seems pointless.

    My guess is to provide a showcase, that they control, for their products. They can do events, conduct training, etc, much like Apple but won't need to use their store to sell product as much as Apple does.

    Given the closure of major electronic/computer retailers that used to provide the venue where customers could see MS products in action MS probably wants to ensure it keeps a presence in front of consumers.

    In addition, the closure of stores gives the remaining ones more clout and this gives MS a counter to that.

    Finally, retail space is pretty cheap right now - if this works MS can get some good locations on the cheap; if it fails they just fold shop and write it off.

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  19. not apple by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Apple stores are boutiques where people come in, are greeted, browse, play, learn, get help, and maybe buy a computer on the spot, without lines. MS stores are to managed by an ex-wal mart executives. This means that customers will be screened by an older person, have all the merchandise they want out of their reach with no one to help, followed by security if they spend too much time staking out one place,have to wait in long lines, and get frisked on the way out, all to get the a good deal.

    How is this store going to work. Most customer service is done by third parties, so where will be the help desk? Computers are sold by third parties, so where will be computers? How will it be decided which brands to stock? How will the store not look like Comp USA.

    OTOH, I disagree that this is a bad time to start this. The economy is down, but MS has money. Strip center space is going to be cheap. Consumers will be looking for low prices with a big name to back the sales up. The problem is MS is not going to be abe to offer low prices without annoying it's retail partners. And consumers are not going to make a special trip just to experience the MS Store.

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  20. Well, to be fair... by Benfea · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...Microsoft does offer an excellent line of keyboards and mice, but keyboards, mice, operating systems, and office suites are simply not enough to create a viable retail chain in my opinion, particularly not at the start of a looming depression.

    1. Re:Well, to be fair... by Tekfactory · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder how much MS Partner Software will be there, there are lots of companies that have no retail presence of their own, but sell Office Add-ons.

      Also they could easily fill the rest of the store with Xbox consoles and Video Games.

      Keep two Xbox 360s up playing new titles, and a Surface for demonstrations and the store would get decent foot traffic.

      Put in a couple of models of Laptops and PCs made by select OEMs and you'd have enough stuff to justify a store.

  21. surprised nobody has mentioned this by crimperman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see it now: you walk into the store (by accident) and an assistant dressed as a paper clip appears beside you saying

    "You look like you're trying to buy a PC. Shall I ..
    * ignore all your needs and suggest one now
    * spew FUD about anything not owned by Microsoft
    * help myself to your wallet now
    * do a weird little spin and bugger off!"

  22. What a place for a Linux distro party! by mwfolsom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please god let them have a coffee shop with wireless!

    The next time your favorite release comes out it will be a great place to gather and do installs -

  23. Pictures by 68kmac · · Score: 2, Informative

    Retail Experience Center

    I especially like the photo with the shopping cart ...

  24. Letter to Microsoft by Glacial+Wanderer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dear Microsoft,

    This is a great idea! I am so sure it will be successful that you should get started on the second phase right away. Everybody will want to come to your stores so you need to stop diluting your brand by selling it via other distribution methods. You should immediately stop bundling your software with prebuilt computers from manufacturers like Dell. Also immediately remove your product from online stores. Having people come into your stores will form a strong community.

    I was just talking to some IT Admins yesterday and they were complaining how the 1000 licenses of Windows they just bought were just an electric piece of paper. They really wanted to go to a physical store with physical shopping cards and put a 1000 boxes in that cart. They thought that would be much more satisfying that just a number on a piece of paper.

    Your profits are falling, you need to implement this strategy to maximize profits in these tough economic time. It's time to make this change. Do it now. Please!

  25. Could be ok by StrifeJester · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think this could do a lot for Microsoft. One thing is for sure they will need better techs than what you can find at say a Best Buy. If you have people there that actually know the products it could do a lot for people getting what they need not what the high school senior at best buy tells them will do what they need. Also there is a good chance this will be a place to get Xboxs and some of Microsoft's other hardware out there. I am willing to bet there are a lot of retailers who have never heard of some of the hardware MS puts out and it will be nice to see a lot of it and play with it.

  26. They will be swamped by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    by people coming in for tech. support.
    Perhaps thats what their store will be, not selling product but support services.

  27. Finally! Just what I've been waiting for! by Zwicky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The year of Microsoft on the high street!

    To be honest I'm surprised they aren't setting up shop as an online retailer. I would have thought that would give them a wider reach for less outlay, but I guess they want people to play with their products. In store surfaces and all that.

    The other thing is the main impression that I came away with from the images of the concept store was, well, how dull and boring it looked. Not the sort of place I would enjoy shopping.

    Knowing Microsoft it will put its corporate salespeople on the shop floor to be all 'customer facing' who will scare away most customers by the time they have stalked their prey (they'll call that 'proactive') and introduced themselves with, "Hi! Can I help you?" (They think they are doing you a favor but it's rare I will stay long if I sense any potential for being hounded into a purchase.)

    Maybe I'm just being cynical?

    ... nah!

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  28. Apple = Gap, Microsoft = WalMart by MikeMo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When Apple went into retail, they got a guy from the nice Gap stores to set it up. When Microsoft does the same thing, they get a guy from WalMart. That pretty much sums up the difference between Apple and Microsoft.

    1. Re:Apple = Gap, Microsoft = WalMart by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yep. It shows how much Apple is really about style and sizzle, and how much Microsoft is about utility and usefulness.

    2. Re:Apple = Gap, Microsoft = WalMart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you saying only trendy latte-sipping hipsters use Apple products and mouth-breathing breeders in NASCAR-branded apparel use Microsoft products?

  29. Re:Why I Don't Like The Microsoft Store by Zwicky · · Score: 2, Funny

    You should hold out for Microsoft Store 7. I hear many of these problems have been addressed for the best ever customer experience.

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  30. It was a nice store by peter303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At that time the Sony metro-center was trying to be a high tech playground. It had innovative video games, a new movie theater, a theme restaurant, action figure store, and the MicroSoft software store. I stopped by there to get free email updates. I store was in the center of "Dot com land" or SoMa lofts for high tech work and living. Lots of people from Stanford and Silicon valley lived there because it was just a train ride up the pennisula, with a urban ambience. That area faded a bit after the dot.com crash.

  31. Great, but child labor laws will be an issue by mergy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think the 4 year old will be all that happy doing demos of sending pics to her family 8 hours a day.

  32. Fatal Error by binaryseraph · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So does that mean the store will close down right in the middle of you trying to make a serious purchase decision?

  33. Songsmith Karaoke! by Ardeaem · · Score: 2

    They should sell drinks and people can test out their great software like Songsmith! It would be the most popular store in the mall.

  34. What the heck? by dwiget001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's April Fool's Day already?

  35. Patience by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like all things Microsoft I'm going to recommend that everyone wait till version 3.0 comes out. Their microsoftSF store was opened at the height of the dot-com days in 1999 and was closed in 2001. This is version 2.0. I would at least wait until the 2nd store opens. But be warned that might be 2.1 and not 3.0. :P

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  36. anyone remember gateway 2000? by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    with the cow pattern boxes?

    gateway was once dell's main competitor in the 1990s

    one of the things that did them in was their foray into retail business. colossal failure

    now they don't even sell direct anymore, no internet or phone sales. all of their retail stores are closed. and i believe they were bought by another company recently

    so if you cheer microsoft's downfall, cheer their foray into retail sales: its a boondoggle

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  37. Lost the plot by AaronLawrence · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm fairly realistic about Microsoft usually, but it's hard to escape the impression lately that they are rudderless, drifting, and desperately trying to copy Apply who are sailing far ahead into profitable new markets with seeming ease.
    They've always had a tendency to copy the best of other people's ideas, but in the past that worked better for them, and was useful to customers because the rough edges were smooth off.
    Now Apple and Google seem to be executing well, shuffling Microsoft off to IBM-style irrelevancy.

    OK, there is still those Office and Windows cash-cows, but obviously OSX, Linux and OO are nipping at their heels; they are having to reduce prices (Windows CE is extremely cheap, they seem to lose a lot of money on it) and do new unpleasant things for them (like XP for Netbooks).

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  38. Re:Sorry, but... by fwarren · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would have to agree. It looks entertaining.

    After deciding they did not want to be kicked to the curb any longer by the "Im a Mac" ads. Microsoft made it very well known that they had a 300 million dollar ad campaign to counter that image. After 2 commercials with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates that were essentially WTF moments. Those were pulled. "Are the luminaries at Microsoft working on a computer that is moist and chewy". Give me a break.

    Then it morphed into the "I'm a PC" adds. Which were totally forgettable. The Mac ads were still kicking them in the nards. The Zune is not doing so hot against the iPod.

    Microsoft's next area of failure? "Let's open a store like Apple has." This should be entertaining....

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  39. Bull by huckamania · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The number of people who have a positive view of Microsoft vastly outnumbers the installed user base of Apple. Most people like Microsoft, warts and all, because they can afford a PC and it has everything they need. The fact that Apple is shinier is not lost on them, it just doesn't outweigh all of the fun and power owning a modern PC connected to the internet brings. Only Apple zealots think that PC users are jealous of them. Only Linux zealots think of thrown chairs when someone mentions windows. It might be cool if the software section has 3 surface stations where multiple people can try out demos or see videos of products. It actually seems more like a PR stunt. Open a few stores in major cities and every time a new Halo or Gears of War game comes out, they'll have lines around the block.

  40. Metreon by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Metreon was never much of a mall. I'm not even sure it was meant to be given its proximity to Market Street, the real mall at the base of Powell, Union Square etc. Other than the Playstation store, there was really no reason to go there unless you were on your way to the Cinema upstairs.

    It seemed more like a mini-expo center -- a place to put product in front of people who were looking to kill time before their movie started.

    1. Re:Metreon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even though everyone warned me that SF was a den of sodomy, I was still excited to go there. Like most tourists I decided to do some window shopping and then I saw the Microsoft Store. The prices looked pretty cheap so I decided to walk in and see if I could pick up some bargains.

      Almost as soon as I stepped into the store, I heard someone scream, "Fresh Meat!"

      Before I knew what was happening someone pulled the shade down and locked the exit. A man wearing nothing but leather chaps threw me to the ground. A bunch of doods wearing leather masks bound my arms with USB cables.

      I was completely immobilized. That's when one of them screamed out "BUKAKE!!!!" The English language does not have words to describe the carnage that followed. Needless to say I am happy that this store has gone out of business.

  41. Eeeeekkkkk! Giant walking Clippy!! by Pontiac · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mu biggest fear is them stuffing some poor clerk in a 8ft tall Clippy suit and turning him loose in the mall. My worst desktop support nightmare come to life..

    On the other hand I'll finally have the chance to beat that stupid paperclip senseless..

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  42. I hope by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    the pull down blue shades when they are closed.

    Tell me that wouldn't earn them some cred?

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  43. Cheap entertainment by fsterman · · Score: 4, Funny

    It'll be a great place to hand out OpenOffice CD's on a Sunday afternoon. I love living in Seattle.

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  44. Sales tax by nobodyman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well shit, does this mean that I will need to pay state sales tax when I purchase Microsoft products online?

  45. current retail channel .. by viralMeme · · Score: 2

    How is this going to affect Microsofts' current retail channels, like Dixons or PC World ..

  46. Re:MICROSOFT SUCKS! (read before modding!) by Shag · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't recall Commodore BASIC requiring the closing semicolon. :)

    I wasn't as anti-retail as that, of course... I just liked to make the screen cycle through the pretty colors (all 16 of 'em) while the computer made siren sounds.

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