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Biotech Company To Patent Pigs

Anonymous Swine writes "Monsanto, a US based multinational biotech company, is causing a stir by its plan to patent pig-breeding techniques including the claim on animals born by the techniques. 'Agricultural experts are scrambling to assess how these patents might affect the market, while consumer activists warn that if the company is granted pig-related patents, on top of its tight rein on key feed and food crops, its control over agriculture could be unprecedented. "We're afraid that Monsanto and other big companies are getting control of the world's genetic resources," said Christoph Then, a patent expert with Greenpeace in Germany. The patent applications, filed with the World Intellectual Property Organization, are broad in scope, and are expected to take several years and numerous rewrites before approval.'"

285 comments

  1. patented bacon by mcfatboy93 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It better taste good

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    1. Re:patented bacon by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Could we ask them to develop a pig with an uncloven hoof? It would be interesting to see kosher bacon on the shelf.

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    2. Re:patented bacon by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Informative

      Could we ask them to develop a pig with an uncloven hoof? It would be interesting to see kosher bacon on the shelf.

      It's already available. The text literally translates as "cloven hoof that trods the ground", so they raise pigs on slightly elevated wood floors - their hooves never touch the ground, so they're kosher.

      Cue all the "a priest and a rabbi" jokes ...

    3. Re:patented bacon by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      kosher bacon made from beef is pretty good.

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    4. Re:patented bacon by theskunkmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      A priest, a rabbi, and a terrorist walk into a bar.

      BOOM!

      What? You were expecting a joke?

    5. Re:patented bacon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of the Hindus and the Jews, the Hindus got the better deal.

    6. Re:patented bacon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The rabbi says WAIT! Pigs STILL aren't kosher because they don't chew cud!

    7. Re:patented bacon by clarkkent09 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure why not. A crazy solution to a crazy problem

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    8. Re:patented bacon by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Cue all the "a priest and a rabbi" jokes ...

      A priest, a rabbi and a pastor walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

    9. Re:patented bacon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cue all the "a priest and a rabbi" jokes ...

      I'm sure that they'll be received about as well as a pork chop in a synagogue.

    10. Re:patented bacon by BobisOnlyBob · · Score: 5, Funny

      Okay.

      A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Shaman all walk into a bar, only there's no Rabbi and no Shaman, and it's my eighth birthday party, and the Priest is molesting me.

      And the priest is my Dad and he's not really a priest.

    11. Re:patented bacon by pmarini · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can clearly see then next step here: IVF babies anyone?

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    12. Re:patented bacon by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Could we ask them to develop a pig with an uncloven hoof? It would be interesting to see kosher bacon on the shelf.

      It might have to chew the cud as well...

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    13. Re:patented bacon by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      It better taste good

      Or at least ther pigs should fly.

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    14. Re:patented bacon by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Quick, we need prior art!

      Anybody got a movie of two pigs a-fuckin'?

    15. Re:patented bacon by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      A priest, a rabbi, and a terrorist

      Isn't that redundant somehow?

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    16. Re:patented bacon by Nursie · · Score: 1

      I've had beef bacon and turkey bacon, mostly in the far east, and they aren't anywhere near as good. Chicken sausage is also not anywhere near as good as pork.

      There is a reason bacon gets everywhere, it's because it tastes like meaty, salty heaven.

    17. Re:patented bacon by moeinvt · · Score: 4, Funny

      A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they see some little kids playing frisbee in a park.

      The priest says "Hey, let's go screw those little kids."
      The rabbi says "Out of what, the frisbee?"

      (You did say "ALL")

    18. Re:patented bacon by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Could we ask them to develop a pig with an uncloven hoof? It would be interesting to see kosher bacon on the shelf.

      Unless they can also get the pig to chew its cud, it still won't be kosher.

    19. Re:patented bacon by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      What morons modded this up?
      Cows have cloven hooves and they are kosher. Pigs are not ruminants and as such cannot be kosher.

    20. Re:patented bacon by yariv · · Score: 1

      This is simply not true. The pig is not kosher because it is not a ruminant, and it will be considerably harder to fix this, so pigs are not going to become kosher soon.
      What you are referring to is probably a story about bypassing a law in Israel. Since 1962 the Israeli law forbids raising pigs, except for places with non Jewish-Muslim majority, or for research purposes, or in public zoos. There is a story about a kibbutz raising pigs on wooden floors and claiming it's legal, but I believe this never happened.

    21. Re:patented bacon by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Anybody got a movie of two pigs a-fuckin'?

      Don't ask me why I conveniently have this.

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    22. Re:patented bacon by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      most hotdogs in the US are about 80% chicken.

      And yes, pork fat makes everything taste better.

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    23. Re:patented bacon by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Hey, it may sound harsh, but it is still true.

      Man does not need God.
      God does not need religion.
      Religion does not need churches.

      The reason churches exist, has nothing to do with religion, and even less with God.
      But it has everything to do with power and control.
      The Arabic terrorists are blind followers of doctrines, doing evil.
      And the same is true for every person that is working for a church.
      (You can do your social job, without spreading lies about reality and fearmongering about hell (=doing evil), to catch the weak and delusionable.)

      I respect people who use God as their protection from becoming crazy because they can't explain where everything comes from. Same as I respect people like me, who use the big bang for the same thing.
      The question still stands, and probably will always stand, that it's still open, where God or the big bang came from,and existed in.
      What that has to do with living by crazy unreasonable rules, because someone told you a lie about you getting to hell if you don't, only psychologically ill people will think to understand.

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    24. Re:patented bacon by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Man ... I'm just about the least religious person you'll ever run into ... and I despise organized religion in all it's many forms. Yet even I agree that your comments should be moded "troll" or "flamebait". You are accusing almost 80%+ of the human race of being evil, and suggesting that terrorism is equivalent to proselytizing. Either you're being willfully insulting, or you're just plain stupid.

      Actually, I'd go with the latter explanation, since it takes a special kind of ignorance to use the Big Bang Theory as a security blanket. Either way, though, your comments should be down-moded into oblivion.

    25. Re:patented bacon by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Man does not need God.
      God does not need religion.
      Religion does not need churches.

      Man ... I'm just about the least religious person you'll ever run into ... and I despise organized religion in all it's many forms. Yet even I agree that your comments should be moded "troll" or "flamebait". You are accusing almost 80%+ of the human race of being evil, and suggesting that terrorism is equivalent to proselytizing. Either you're being willfully insulting, or you're just plain stupid.

      I notice you don't dispute the accuracy of any of the original posters' statements. Why should it be marked either troll or flamebait when it's 100% accurate? As for your" accusing almost 80%+ of the human race of being evil", why assume bad will when stupidity will suffice?

      Religion IS stupid. Most religions accuse other religions of being false - atheists take this to its' logical conclusion. Group A says group B is a false religion - we agree with Group A. Group B says Group A is a false religion - we also agree with Group B. It's obvious that religion doesn't have any sort of "insight" into the truth, otherwise they would be able to prove their claims, instead of saying "trust me!"

      Flame bait? No, just the truth.

    26. Re:patented bacon by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I notice you don't dispute the accuracy of any of the original posters' statements

      He didn't make any statements worth responding to.

      As for your" accusing almost 80%+ of the human race of being evil", why assume bad will when stupidity will suffice?

      I don't know - you'd have to ask him why he assumed that.

    27. Re:patented bacon by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I notice you don't dispute the accuracy of any of the original posters' statements

      He didn't make any statements worth responding to.

      But you DID respond to them - with ad hominems, rather than ignoring the content. Then again, since god is mathematically impossible in this particular universe, only those who are willing to be deceived need be concerned ...

      Then again, since atheism is the fastest-growing belief system, it'll become irrelevant sometime this century.

  2. Monsanto's motto... by yoder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Do only evil."

    So far they're on track.

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    1. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Jurily · · Score: 1, Funny

      At least they have balls. I mean, file a patent for the oldest concept humankind has?

      I wish they die a horrible death, but only because it wasn't my idea.

    2. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

      They patented prostitution?

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    3. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You took the words out of my mouth.

    4. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evil. It's what's for dinner.

    5. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it went like this:

      1. Invent sex
      2. Invent money
      3. start charging for 1
      4. Profit.

      Yes, they figured out ????

    6. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Smoke2Joints · · Score: 2, Funny

      sorry, i patented death around 6000BC and have held it ever since. the pending patent infringement lawsuit and subsequent damages award will be newsworthy, let me tell you..

    7. Re:Monsanto's motto... by tsa · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean 4000 BC. The Earth is only 6000 years old.

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    8. Re:Monsanto's motto... by laughingcoyote · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do only evil

      Seriously? Creating new sources of food is evil? Patents last for a few years or a couple decades (at most). New sources of food will continue to pay dividends for generations.

      Since exactly when are pigs a new source of food? I seem to remember enjoying bacon my entire life.

      If they can come up with a genuinely new source of food, rather than retreading an old one and trying to claim they own it, I might say there's a case to be made.

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    9. Re:Monsanto's motto... by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      No, he means 6000BC or 2000BE (Before Earth)

    10. Re:Monsanto's motto... by tsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      But that means he patented death even before God thought of it. And that means he existed even before God created Adam. The ways of the Lord are surely incomprehensible.

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    11. Re:Monsanto's motto... by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      There were times people called me a pig. That AND my user name dna_(c)(tm)(r) should count as prior art.

    12. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since exactly when are pigs a new source of food? I seem to remember enjoying bacon my entire life.

      And that's why you have the same weight as exhibit AF-342568AG625-XK displayed in the patent application.

    13. Re:Monsanto's motto... by EonBlueTooL · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do only evil

      Seriously? Creating new sources of food is evil? Patents last for a few years or a couple decades (at most). New sources of food will continue to pay dividends for generations.

      A small taste of monsanto's evilness.

      http://www.hulu.com/watch/67878/the-future-of-food

      They are not just trying to create new food sources, they are trying to become the ONLY food source.
      They are playing god, and they lack any conscience.

      Monstanto developed a seed that makes the plant infertile. That can cross contaminate other plants. The goal of this seed? To make it so farmers cannot use seed from the previous harvest and they have to buy more seeds.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsanto#.22Terminator.22_seed_controversy
      Monsanto is quite possibly the most evil company on the planet.

    14. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Well, who do you think *created* God, raised and fed that little retard for 2000 years, before he could create his first universe? (And a crappy one too.)

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    15. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. It's the corporate wet dream. Planet Earth as a Monsanto company town. "You want to eat, stranger? You'll have to talk to ol'judge Monsanto..."

    16. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Retric · · Score: 1

      That seem like a huge lawsuit just waiting to happen.

    17. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So that means he's a witch?

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    18. Re:Monsanto's motto... by moeinvt · · Score: 4, Informative

      "taste" of monsanto's evilness? LOL

      How about injecting dairy cows with chemical crap to maximize production, at the expense of the animal's health and resulting in milk that belongs in a "bio-hazard" container as opposed to a milk jug?

      See "The Corporation": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379225

      Not to mention Monsanto using their muscle to prevent investigative journalists from actually reporting on the story. This company gives me the creeps.

    19. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Lawsuit? If I'm reading correctly, they're risking/promoting worldwide famine. In a worst case scenario where it does cross pollinate, no law could protect the creators of "the crop killing plant" and Justice would remove her blindfold to watch the people drag them through the streets to the gallows. And Justice would smile.

    20. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately in the real world the creator of the crop killing plant sues the victim.

    21. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did use his largest scales.

    22. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Patents last for a few years or a couple decades (at most).

      You made a funny

    23. Re:Monsanto's motto... by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

      It I had mod points, I'd mod you insightful, because sadly, that is how the world works.

    24. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1
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    25. Re:Monsanto's motto... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking, and I know it's considered poor form to attack someone's viewpoints while making light fun, but I really need to point this out:

      DNA is not, repeat not subject to copyrights, trademarks, or registered trademarks! If you really wanted a cutting statement against IP, you should have created dna (patent pending) or something like that.

      I apologise for my rudeness. It won't happen again. :)

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    26. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Informative

      How about injecting dairy cows with chemical crap to maximize production, at the expense of the animal's health and resulting in milk that belongs in a "bio-hazard" container as opposed to a milk jug?

      Meh, for that you can blame the US government. Neither, Canada, nor a good part of Europe, have approved those synthetic hormones you speak of for use in milk production. Pity your "regulators" don't actually regulate anything...

    27. Re:Monsanto's motto... by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      But on the other hand, every strand of DNA I own was once received from somebody else. And I claim to be the only person entitled to copy my DNA in any way possible - can be lots of fun... Now, how could I claim copy-paste ownership of things that existed for thousands or more years?

      Monsanto and RIAA want the same thing (IP) with opposing logic (copying is creative work - copying is evil).

    28. Re:Monsanto's motto... by pwnies · · Score: 1

      Call me crazy but I don't see Monsanto as evil at all. I've always wanted to know what soylent green tastes like, and I think they're up to the job.

    29. Re:Monsanto's motto... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Monsanto and RIAA want the same thing (IP) with opposing logic (copying is creative work - copying is evil).

      To be fair, there is a distinction between copying an idea (like a patent) and copying an artistic work verbatim. That's the distinction between patents and copyrights. They're not as opposing as they sound.

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    30. Re:Monsanto's motto... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      is that heresy or blasphemy?
      I'm sure it was one or the other...

      Funny though.

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    31. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Uh, I don't think anybody at Monsanto has announced any goal to get terminator genes to cross-contaminate other crops. I can't see how this would be likely to happen from an evolutionary standpoint - sterile crops clearly would be at a selective disadvantage in the wild. The only way you can end up in a situation where there are no crops are if farmers deploy terminator seeds all over the place and then the company goes out of business, leaving insufficient seed stock the next year. As long as the company keeps a stockpile for a good year's worth of seed that shouldn't be a problem - a year should be enough time for seed companies to produce normal seeds.

      The issue with GMOs is the same as the issues with copyright/patenting/etc - it costs quite a bit of money to develop a GMO and very little money to copy them once you've bought a single seed. Contracts and licensing are probably a saner way to handle this sort of thing but then you get complaints when pollen from GMO crops lands on somebody else's fields and then they get served with a lawsuit.

      What commercial model would you advocate for GMO food? This isn't exactly a trivial problem to solve, and the knee-jerk reaction of simply making it unprofitable to develop GMO food neglects the question "why are so many people buying expensive GMO crops if they don't really need them?"

    32. Re:Monsanto's motto... by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      Who said God created Earth first and not almost all of the rest of the universe. (this could also be the second universe and the first was "killed" 6000 years ago)

    33. Re:Monsanto's motto... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Since exactly when are pigs a new source of food? I seem to remember enjoying bacon my entire life.

      Don't be silly. That's like arguing that nobody had a right to patent a nuclear power plant, because electricity produced with steam and turbines had been around for centuries.

    34. Re:Monsanto's motto... by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Uh, I don't think anybody at Monsanto has announced any goal to get terminator genes to cross-contaminate other crops.

      No, they just called it "terminator" cause they like the movie.

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    35. Re:Monsanto's motto... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the movie factored into the name. :)

      The genes do exactly what they're supposed to do - they make crops from sold seed sterile so that you need to buy more the next year.

      The genes aren't intended to destroy other crops any more than the DRM on a music CD isn't designed to destroy the rest of your music collection.

      Again, just as with DRM I'm not sure this is the best solution (especially since there is a risk of cross-contamination of this trait into other crops). However, anybody who thinks that Monsanto is deliberately trying to destroy non-GM crops has been watching too many Michael Moore movies...

  3. this is getting way out of hand by wstrucke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think i'm going to invent a pair of scissors and extend the patent to cover anything you cut with them.

    1. Re:this is getting way out of hand by deets101 · · Score: 1

      Just write a song, it's more profitable.

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  4. pig breeding? by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was going to suggest some prior art, but I realized that cowboy neal has never been laid.

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  5. Time machine also patented by sir_eccles · · Score: 5, Informative

    Did anyone else notice the 2005 date on the press release?

    As far as I can tell, no patents have been granted from WO2004/003697 which seems to be the most likely application in question.

    1. Re:Time machine also patented by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Figures. What do you call a principled lawyer? Unemployed.

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    2. Re:Time machine also patented by jcorno · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, no patents have been granted from WO2004/003697 which seems to be the most likely application in question.

      I think it's actually WO/2003/096799. That's the only one I could find that talked about breeding. It looks like they filed patent applications in the US, the EU, Australia, and Canada. The European application was abandoned, and the others are still pending (you can see them on the "National Phase" tab).

    3. Re:Time machine also patented by jcorno · · Score: 1

      Scratch that. It's actually WO/2005/015989. This one also has no granted patents.

    4. Re:Time machine also patented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      And Monsanto sold the swine business in 2007. http://stlouis.bizjournals.com/stlouis/stories/2007/09/24/daily40.html

    5. Re:Time machine also patented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you bring yourself to keep reading Slashdot?

    6. Re:Time machine also patented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem being that even if they are granted a narrow patent, it gives them an excuse to sue pig breeders not actually doing things in that narrow range. How many farmers and farming companies have the money to withstand a baseless patent lawsuit by Monsanto? Monsanto probably has its own in-house lawyer-breeding program; they're such fucking assholes.

    7. Re:Time machine also patented by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      Monsanto probably has its own in-house lawyer-breeding program; they're such fucking assholes.

      So that's where lawyers come from!

      Remember folks, there are in-holes and out-holes - do not confuse the two!

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    8. Re:Time machine also patented by yoder · · Score: 1

      As a patent attorney who deals with the PTO on a daily basis, you should already know that many worse patents have already been approved. This particular article may be old news, but that does not negate the fact that Monsanto already has quite a few questionable and frightening patents.

      Their attempt to patent a pig is reason enough to get pissed and discuss it, even if it is "old news".

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    9. Re:Time machine also patented by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

      I was about to say, this is not news unless you just woke up from a decade long coma.

    10. Re:Time machine also patented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jealous much?

      Why would I be jealous of a whore?

    11. Re:Time machine also patented by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Need external validation of your personal life choices much?

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  6. patents and insanity by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In general, I am opposed to patents because I feel they stifle innovation, and especially software patents for the more selfish reason that it keeps me from doing things that I want. However, this guy:

    "We're afraid that Monsanto and other big companies are getting control of the world's genetic resources," said Christoph Then, a patent expert with Greenpeace in Germany.

    Isn't Greenpeace against GMO? Why do they care then? It's not like Monsanto suddenly owns all pigs ever born.....they can still keep using normal, everyday, unmodified pigs like they do now. In fact, they should be HAPPY, because Monsanto's patent protection will prevent other people from researching and developing GMO pigs based on these techniques. It gives me the feeling that Greenpeace just wants to protest anything. Kind of reminds me of the tea-party protesters, who mostly seemed like they were out there to have fun in the name of a protest.

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    1. Re:patents and insanity by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Troll

      Scratch that, I think the real motivation here for Greenpeace is that they hate Monsanto, and they are willing to do anything they can to try to hamper them in any way, even if it makes their position appear illogical. The only way Monsanto could satisfy them is by going out of business. Which is fine, I guess, but it's kind of annoying to have someone who doesn't represent their position in a straightforward way.

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    2. Re:patents and insanity by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with GMO crops, and more importantly, for anti-GMO people, is that they are simply better for the farmer. They can produce more for less work. Even when you take the licensing costs into account, it is more economical overall. Presumably, the anti-GMO people are against this push into new markets because it will do the same for pig farmers as it did for crop farmers. And that'll make it harder for anti-GMO people to continue their "organic" lifestyle.

      ... because mono-cultures are SO much better than diversity ...

      ... because they'll never abuse their monopoly license ...

      ... because it's easy to keep GMOs from contaminating non-GMOs (crops/animals) ...

      ... because selective breeding is such a radical and new idea ...

      ... because they'll never take a naturally-occurring species and slip a patent on it ...

      After all, what could possibly go wrong?

    3. Re:patents and insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While your point about greenpeace might be true, one detail to point out

      It's not like Monsanto suddenly owns all pigs ever born.....they can still keep using normal, everyday, unmodified pigs like they do now.

      Not if past legal president is to be kept.

      They have done this before with corn, and people said the same thing.

      The monsanto went out and purposely spread their modified corn in other farmers normal crop, then sued the farmers to have the crop destroyed due to patent violations, which the judges have always upheld in all the trials.

      Since it worked, they have paid people to go out and do this for them, so that Monsanto appears unrelated, right up until they take the farmer to court even before his crop grew out of the ground and could be tested.

      They will do the same thing here. Either put their teeny tiny custom dna in the water supply, or more easy and likely, they are just patenting genes found in all pigs. We know the patent office hasn't once paid attention to legit prior art in these types of cases, so there is every reason to expect that to stay the same.

      Also keep in mind, logic, common sense, and actual laws on the books don't really matter much in court when it is a company the size of and with the capitol of Monsanto.

      They never intended to make the world a better place with food for everyone, just to sue other farmers out of their livelihood and stop all competition.

      It has happened many times before in just that way. Only a fool would think it would be any different this time.

      Just google for Monsanto Corn to read about that nightmare.

    4. Re:patents and insanity by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... because mono-cultures are SO much better than diversity ...

      To the farmer they are, yes, because automating the tending of a crop that is all identical is much easier. If they could economically clone cattle and ensure they grow uniformly, they would because it would mean the slaughter floor could be completely automated.

      ... because they'll never abuse their monopoly license ...

      They do indeed abuse their monopoly license.. but that is a measurable cost and it is in the monopolists interest to keep that cost at a level that their customer is willing to pay. So it really boils down to the choice: do you want to make less money just to spite the monopoly. Some people do, most people don't.

      Dell sells computers with Windows preinstalled on it because they can make more money than selling computers without it preinstalled. My argument was that farmers find Monsanto's crops better. Not that it was what was best for the consumer.

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    5. Re:patents and insanity by Robert1 · · Score: 1

      "put their teeny tiny custom dna in the water supply"

      "Also keep in mind, logic, common sense"

      Maybe you should heed your own advice :)

    6. Re:patents and insanity by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Even when you take the licensing costs into account, it is more economical overall.

      Seriously? Always?

      They are more economical until they have locked in their market, and then they are considerably less economical. Which is obviously the point.

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    7. Re:patents and insanity by Keith+Duhaime · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of the anti-GMO crowd is pretty simple in their thinking. They'll rave about organic crops that rely heavily on tillage techniques which promote oxidation of soil organic matter, breakdown of soil structure, and other adverse effects, but condemn GMOs like Round-Up Ready crops that enable zero-tillage systems that preserve soil organic matter, moisture, and structure.

    8. Re:patents and insanity by Golddess · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... because mono-cultures are SO much better than diversity ...

      To the farmer they are, yes, because automating the tending of a crop that is all identical is much easier.

      At least until this happens and then we have no more of whatever that crop was.

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    9. Re:patents and insanity by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yeah, which is the ultimate danger of not actually having a bootstrapable food supply.

      Imagine we could only get a computer running by copying the contents of RAM from one machine to another. You'd really fear power outages.

       

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    10. Re:patents and insanity by FroBugg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... because mono-cultures are SO much better than diversity ...

      To the farmer they are, yes, because automating the tending of a crop that is all identical is much easier. If they could economically clone cattle and ensure they grow uniformly, they would because it would mean the slaughter floor could be completely automated.

      Until a disease slips through and wipes out the entire crop/herd in a single blow. Heck, non-GMO monoculture crops are a bad enough idea already. They do a horrible job of utilizing and restoring soil nutrients, requiring more and more fertilizers and support.

      It's expensive and unsustainable.

    11. Re:patents and insanity by conlaw · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not like Monsanto suddenly owns all pigs ever born.....they can still keep using normal, everyday, unmodified pigs like they do now.

      Yeah, right...if one of the Monsanto boars gets loose, all the pig farmers in the area will get sued on the theory that the Monsanto pig impregnated all of their sows and they now owe Monsanto royalties on all the progeny. Just look at their history of suing farmers whose crops were contaminated by pollen from nearby Monsanto-licensed fields of the same crops. For the full saga of one such case which the farmer had to take all the way to the Canadian Supreme Court, see http://www.percyschmeiser.com/conflict.htm. Mr. Schmeiser's fight, along with Monsanto's other dirty tactics, is also covered in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsanto

    12. Re:patents and insanity by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing are non-GMO. Unless you're a creationist that doesn't believe in DNA and evolution don't spout such nonsense.

    13. Re:patents and insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They have done it before with corn. Twice successfully in court.

      So infesting the water supply is the best method to get their product into the animal population to sue everyone in the area whom owns animals and hasn't yet paid them their licensing fee.

      If they have both done it twice before, and used their own staffs government positions to get a judge to agree the farmers were in the wrong due to monsatso's actions... Why would you even think they wouldn't do this a third and more times? It has worked in the past plenty well.

      You are basically making the argument "Well he has stolen my TV twice from me, but this time it will be different, this time I only have a stereo!"

      http://foodchronicles.blogspot.com/2007/01/monsanto-problem.html

    14. Re:patents and insanity by twostix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Farmers sprayed arsenic on their crops and fed their cows mashed up cow, pig and chicken carcasses to make them 5% more productive.

      So probably best not to put *to* much stock in what "farmers" (huge agri-corps run by paid employees - old school farmers are thin and few in between these days) think is best, because it might just wind up killing you.

    15. Re:patents and insanity by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No, he is making the argument that genes can't be passed on animal to animal through the water supply. If you think it can you have no understanding about the issue at hand and should go look it up. Hint: SEX (it's not just for entertainment).

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    16. Re:patents and insanity by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow.. only on Slashdot.

      It's kinda important to put "stock" in what "farmers" think if you're trying to understand the success of a company that sells to, wait for it, farmers. If you don't like what Monsanto do then you really have to think about why they do it.. and that means identifying who their customer is..

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    17. Re:patents and insanity by omnichad · · Score: 1

      GMO is a derivative work. The DNIAA believes that this is copyright infringement. Seriously, though. The original isn't a modification from the creationist POV.

    18. Re:patents and insanity by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't know much about raising pigs, but I know a lot about raising cows. It's a lot harder for semen to get spread around than it is for pollen. In the first case, you're not going to have one pig running around everywhere inseminating all the females, because the females are kept in pens. A pig would have to not only escape from one pen, but also break into another pen.



      In the second place, farms are kind of big, so a male cow (or pig) would have a moderately long trot to even find another cow, even before breaking into her pen.

      More importantly, few farmers even keep male cows anymore. Artificial insemination is so much easier, and bulls are dangerous.

      Things may be a little different for pigs, maybe someone who knows pigs can tell us, but I doubt it will be you.

      My main point still stands: Monsanto isn't going to suddenly own all pigs, Greenpeace is being sensationalistic. Not that I have any love for Monsanto, but Greenpeace is just as dishonest in general.

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    19. Re:patents and insanity by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... because mono-cultures are SO much better than diversity ...

      No one said that. You did.

      ... because they'll never abuse their monopoly license ...

      The RIAA does all the time. Does that reflect upon the artistic merit of a band? Monsanto abuses patents, what does that have to do with anything besides act as a red herring?

      ... because it's easy to keep GMOs from contaminating non-GMOs (crops/animals) ...

      Not yet. That's the beauty of it, there's no reason why something can't be avoided. There are still bugs to work out, yes, and those present unique issues, but has there ever been a technology that was absolutely perfected from the get-go?

      ... because selective breeding is such a radical and new idea ...

      And it may soon be archaic. We can do a lot more a lot faster. The horse and buggy wasn't bad, but the car was better. Of course, working better never stopped clueless luddites from bitching.

      ... because they'll never take a naturally-occurring species and slip a patent on it ...

      Red herring. This has nothing to do with GMOs.

      After all, what could possibly go wrong?

      With what? Fire? Arson. Chemistry? Explosives. Computer networks? Cybercrime.

      Perhaps you don't get this, but everything is what it is because of genetics. A Red Delicious apple is sweeter than a wild apple for one reason alone: genetics. You control that and we could massively increase what land is usable for farmland and can cut back on a shitload of resources. What could possibly go wrong if we use GMOs? Not as much as what could go wrong if we don't.

    20. Re:patents and insanity by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      What pisses me off is that there is even a divide between 'organic' and GMOs. Organic is a cultivation method. GMOs are a type of plant. They're two entirely different things. And yet, there is this luddite philosophy that whatever is natural (whatever the hell natural is supposed to mean) is somehow better and more wholesome and holistic or whatever bullshit passes for sustainable practices today.

    21. Re:patents and insanity by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The tricky thing with patented GMO stuff is that it isn't always voluntary. Those genes spread, through the usual mechanisms, just like the wild ones do. And when they do, your normal everyday unmodified stuff isn't unmodified any more, and you are liable to be sued.

      It isn't a theoretical issue, just ask Percy Schmeiser.

    22. Re:patents and insanity by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 0, Troll

      Remember this little stunt, when Greenpeace tried to starve a whole bunch of people to push their agenda? Reread that a few times until it sinks in. They were willing to let people starve to death for their anti-GMO goals. Yes, I realize that they only advised government officials to do that, and maybe they would have done it anyway for political purposes, but Greenpeace still supported the decision. As far as I'm concerned, monsters like that have less than zero credibility concerning genetically modified food.

    23. Re:patents and insanity by phantomfive · · Score: 1
      I don't know what your point is. From the article you linked to:

      In fact, the courts at all three levels noted that the case of accidental contamination beyond the farmer's control was not under consideration but rather that Mr. Schmeiser's action of having identified, isolated and saved the Roundup-resistant seed placed the case in a different category.

      He knew something was up with that seed, if he hadn't helped spread it around his field, he wouldn't have had any legal trouble. I can't say I particularly like Monsanto, nor do I like our current patent system, but Mr. Schmeiser doesn't come off as an innocent victim in this case.

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    24. Re:patents and insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May whomever moderated this "troll" rot in metamoderated hell.

    25. Re:patents and insanity by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      My point is that genes spread between organisms, and between populations, and that what your neighbor is growing/raising will be part of what you are growing/raising soon enough. The Schmeiser case was a dramatic example of that. A situation in which a farmer is no longer free to selectively plant his seed as he wishes because a proprietary gene has entered the population. That was the point.

    26. Re:patents and insanity by TheDugong · · Score: 3, Funny

      True, the pen is mightier than the pork sword.

    27. Re:patents and insanity by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Nah, pig genes aren't going to spread like that, it's a lot easier to keep track of pigs having sex than it is to keep track of pollen floating through the air.

      It's kind of miserable for Mr. Schmeiser, and Monsanto does have some questionable legal tactics, but it's worth noting that the patent system is working just as intended: it encouraged Monsanto to invent new things, give them profit for a while, and eventually that new knowledge will be released into the public domain. Whether you like that new knowledge or not is up to you.

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    28. Re:patents and insanity by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interesting. The article claims no such thing. In fact, the article only mentions Greenpeace once, saying that "organizations such as Greenpeace warn that GM crops threaten biodiversity and might make subsistence farmers more dependent". Nice claims of 'willing to let people starve to death', though.

    29. Re:patents and insanity by dryeo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps you don't get this, but everything is what it is because of genetics. A Red Delicious apple is sweeter than a wild apple for one reason alone: genetics. You control that and we could massively increase what land is usable for farmland and can cut back on a shitload of resources. What could possibly go wrong if we use GMOs? Not as much as what could go wrong if we don't.

      I'm glad that you picked Red Delicious apples as an example as it shows all that is wrong with todays commercial farming industry.
      I was going to go by my experience but figured maybe you'd like some citations.
      So from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Delicious

      As the cultivar was optimized for color and durability for major supermarket chains, taste and texture were sacrificed, and consumers began to reject the Red Delicious.[1]

      ...

      In the 1980s Red Delicious represented three-quarters of the harvest in Washington state. In the 1990s reliance on Red Delicious pushed Washington state's apple industry to the edge of bankruptcy.[2] In 2000 Congress approved and President Bill Clinton signed a bill that bailed out the apple industry, after apple growers had lost $760 million since 1997.[1] By 2000, this cultivar made up less than one half of the Washington state output, and in 2003, the crop had shrunk to 37 percent of the state's harvest, which totaled 103 million boxes. Red Delicious still remains the single largest cultivar produced in the state, but others are growing in popularity, notably Fuji apples and Gala apples.[2]

      So the apple farming industry was close to bankrupted due to choosing genes that were good for shipping and looking nice. This is the danger of GMO's especially with large corporate farming.
      Note that here in BC where most orchids are owned by individual farmers red delicious never were that big of a deal. They are handy for cross pollinating (apples should have a couple of strains for pollination purposes) and the fact that they are later then the rest allows the harvest to be spread out. But still they taste like wood.
      The worst is that the BC orchiders are now going out of business as they can't compete with an industry that gets bailed out of its bad decisions.
      Also you should note that most all cultivators of apples were just wild apples that had good qualities and so were cloned.

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    30. Re:patents and insanity by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 1

      I agree. Patents are evil. So is greed. If only we could devise a market system that abolishes both. Honestly, I am surprised no one thought of it like 150 years ago.

      From each according to ones abilities and to each according to their needs.

    31. Re:patents and insanity by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      And I'm glad you picked shipping as an example because it shows what's right with GMOs. Say you found the genes for separability and inserted them into a Cox's Pippin. One could very well have the best of both in that case.

    32. Re:patents and insanity by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      My bad, you're right there, I know they praised the decision, but I guess I don't have exceptionally solid evidence that it was their propaganda that directly lead to it. But yeah I like my wording too.

    33. Re:patents and insanity by dryeo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So what you are saying is that it is better if the soil is only anaerobic? Perhaps like the neighborhood swamp that takes forever to break down organic matter to a point that other organisms can use it as well as pumping out lots of methane.
      I can always tell when people are echoing talking points when they use a brand name instead of the proper name, glyphosate in this case.
      Personally what I see happen when over treating crops with glyphosate is that glyphosate resistant plants flourish, partially due to the fact that the resistant plants such as horse tails can handle the anaerobic conditions that come about from having a hard compact soil.
      Also note that glyphosate, especially when sold by Monsanto is fucking expensive.

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    34. Re:patents and insanity by weber · · Score: 1

      ... because mono-cultures are SO much better than diversity ...

      To the farmer they are, yes, because [...]

      Only if you ignore diseases...

    35. Re:patents and insanity by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Yes you could, and that is the promise of GMO's. Unluckily it seems that big business is not interested in a Cox's Pippin that ships. Instead they are just interested in very short term profits. To often the genes that express flavour also come with negatives such as easy bruising. Big business is more interested in something like Red Delicious that any idiot can throw into the bin.
      GMO's have a lot of promise but the developers have to think about more then tomorrows profits.
      Personally I think that capitalism could work great as long as there are multiple competitors who aren't run by committee. Now we have a situation where these GMO's are being pushed by a committee who are only interested in the very short term. And they will happily fuck us all so they can get a bigger yacht.

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    36. Re:patents and insanity by Ornedan · · Score: 1

      Hint: Virus tailored for gene insertion.

    37. Re:patents and insanity by fractoid · · Score: 1

      A market that abolishes greed? You are proposing that we kill all humans?

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    38. Re:patents and insanity by fractoid · · Score: 1

      The monsanto went out and purposely spread their modified corn in other farmers normal crop, then sued the farmers to have the crop destroyed due to patent violations, which the judges have always upheld in all the trials.

      Um, isn't one of the prime criticisms of GM crops that they lead to extreme vendor lock-in, since the crop produced no longer consists of fertile wheat, forcing the farmer to keep buying seed grain?

      Unless they developed a patented, fertile strain purely for infecting otherwise non-GM crops, as well as their commercial strain? That sounds a bit too blatantly evil...

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    39. Re:patents and insanity by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Yes, we have no bananas!

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    40. Re:patents and insanity by TheP4st · · Score: 1

      You are proposing that we kill all humans?

      Just in case you experienced a Woosh moment.

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    41. Re:patents and insanity by Atrox666 · · Score: 1

      The farmers have little or no choice.
      They patent everything ..even if they didn't invent it.
      They buy up the competition or sue them out of business with unfounded nuisance lawsuits they always seem to win. (except in Germany and that one is not over)
      Once they are the only game in town they can charge what ever they want.
      They also lobby(bribe) governments to not require labels on their GMO franken food.
      Some of it has already been proven dangerous.
      It's definitely on the shortlist for evilest company on the planet.
      Hell Rumsfeld was the CEO..Nutrasweet and all the damage it has called is his fault.

    42. Re:patents and insanity by Moses_Gunn · · Score: 1

      But apparently, not mightier than the Flaming Bacon Lance of Death. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dskxN10N0/

    43. Re:patents and insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A pig would have to not only escape from one pen, but also break into another pen.

      Pigs are the Houdinis of farm animals. To make an escape proof pig pen is more difficult than most realize. Also they will at one time or another need to be transported/moved between pen and slaughter house, providing oppurtunity for escape.

      If these GM Pigs were to become common it is not a question of if but when an escaped GM pig will mate with a Non-GM either by finding the mate in the wild or as you suggest by breaking into the pen of a pig of the other kind,"life, uh... finds a way".

    44. Re:patents and insanity by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      ... because mono-cultures are SO much better than diversity ...

      GMO != mono-culture

      Every company that developes GMO starts with a given breed of animal or cultivar of plant and then modifies from there. They DON'T start from a specific individual and make clones. Usually the handful of successful GMO's are then cross bred with the breed/cultivar that they came from to spread the desired genes around into a much larger population. This Herd/Field of GMO by breeding are then used test the value of the new GMO product and evenutually bring it to market if they deem it a success.

      The natural variability within the Herd/Field is smaller than that normall found within that Breed/Cultivar, but not by that much. As they continue to breed the animals/plants in order to create stock for sale, they end up introducing more variability or at the very least maintaining the level of variability.

      We will never have a single breed/cultivar become the sole seed stock for an entire market, if for no other reason than competitors will create alternative products that will be based off of different improvements to the animal/plant. We won't get the potato famine again.

      The biggest Monster-Under-The-Bed according to groups like Greenpeace is Round-up Ready grain (Corn, Soy, etc.). However, there are GMO alternatives to Round-Up ready that provide pesiticide resistance, GMO alternatives that confer different traits (tollerance to drought, high salinity in soil and water, etc), as well as plent of strains of Corn and Soy that are non-GMO. This impression as though Monstanto is the only player in the seed industry is only selling one product, and is too stupid to forsee the problems of a Mono-culture are ludicrous. It's based on FUD spread by groups such as Greenpeace and I would have thought that /. readers had better FUD detectors than that.

      Besides, Monstanto sold/spun off their animal science division several years ago. This is obviously old news.

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    45. Re:patents and insanity by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      So probably best not to put *to* much stock in what "farmers" (huge agri-corps run by paid employees - old school farmers are thin and few in between these days) think is best, because it might just wind up killing you.

      As a member of the animal science industry, I can assure you that you are full of shit!

      Most large farms are not owned by huge "agri-corps". The farms are incorporated like any decent sized business, but are still owned and operated by the families that have owned them for generations. They've just gotten larger to take advantage of Scale. They do hire outside employees, but usually these employees are professionals just like in any other industry. This common misconception that large farms somehow only happens if the family is no longer involved with the farm is willful ignornace that is encouraged by the likes of Greenpeace and PETA in their constant FUD campains against an industry they are not even a part of.

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    46. Re:patents and insanity by affenhund · · Score: 1

      This trick is rather old. Discredit the enemies of your employer, to make your employer look better. Maybe you could have thought of something a little more subtle?

    47. Re:patents and insanity by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      So, a failure of a certain industry to prioritize in a manner you approve of means that all GMO's are bad?

      Sounds to me like you should get in contact with a plant genetics company, front them some startup money, and see if you can't get that perfect apple made. That's how you deal with this problem, not lamenting that GMO's can't work because they've stumbled in the past.

      there is nothing to stop some new start-up from coming in and focusing on longer-term profitability by way of customer satisfaction. You could even start it! That's where all these Chicken Little arguments fall appart. If Monsanto is charging too much or has too restrictive of a license, there is nothing preventing some other company from developing a non-infringing GMO product and competing on price/licensing/production/etc. In fact, it is happening! It's just that the other companies aren't getting the same kind of negative press that Monsanto gets.

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    48. Re:patents and insanity by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      It is more economical now. If they try to make it less economical, then people will buy there seeds from someone else. Monsanto will never control the entire seed market. Market forces will never allow that to happen. There are too many competitors. You just never hear about them because the anti-GMO lobby thinks its more effective to spread FUD indicating Monsanto is the only real game in town.

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    49. Re:patents and insanity by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      No, what he's saying is that tilling soil is necessary for non-GMO crops, or GMO crops in which the GM doesn't confer herbicide resistance. Tilling the soil increases the amount of fertilizer need/acre because the broken up soil is more likely to run-off in the rain. No-till crops, enabled by inserting herbicide resistance genes into the plant genome, reduce the need for fertilizer as well as herbicide application, decrease soil run off of potential environmental pollutants, and when all things are included in the calculation far "Greener" than Organically produced crops.

      The local swamp is irrelevant to the discussion because no-one is planting corn in a swamp. Trotting out the chemical name for a product that is more commonly known by it's name-brand doesn't really add anything to the discussion. If I use the word "Tylenol" everyone knows what I'm talking about without it meaning I'm "echoing talking points."

      Farmers are capable of doing the math. Many of them have decided that paying Monsanto's rates for seeds and herbicide is more cost-effective due to the savings gain by having to spread less herbicide (usually less that 25% as much as with using non-herbicide resistant seeds), not having to till, spreading less fertilizer, and being able to worry less about point-source contamination of local water supplies. Others have done the math and decided that it's not in their best interest for whatever reason. I fail to see why everyone else feels the need to get all worked up over the issue. Market forces, and the inclinations of individual farmers will decide well enough without those ignorant of the realities of agriculture adding their uninformed 2-cents.

      And Yes, I am involved directly in the agriculture industry.

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    50. Re:patents and insanity by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      Things may be a little different for pigs

      No, they are not any different. I've worked in both the Dairy industry while getting my BS, and the Swine industry while getting my MS and PhD. The only difference being that it is even less likely that boars will escape than bulls, because pigs are usually house in more intensively managed buildings and cannot simpy charge through or over a fence as I've seen plenty of heifers and cows do.

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    51. Re:patents and insanity by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Not at all, I noticed the reference to communism, I was just firstly pointing out that the reason communism doesn't scale is that as the number of humans involved rises, the probability becomes excessive that a sufficiently ruthless and greedy individual takes over and exploits the system. Secondly was throwing a nod at the 'kill all humans' meme that floats around. Knew I should have linkied it. :P

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    52. Re:patents and insanity by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      "There's no such thing are non-GMO. Unless you're a creationist that doesn't believe in DNA and evolution don't spout such nonsense."

      "Genetically Modified" has nothing to do with "Selective Breeding" or normal evolutionary processes. It involves combining the DNA of biologically incompatible species (or even partial strands of viral type DNA). It's absurd to believe that the resulting traits might naturally "evolve", and even if it were possible, it would certainly take thousands, if not millions of generations for it to occur. If Monsanto cross-pollinated some plants and produced a "Roundup Ready" species, I wouldn't have a problem with it.

      I believe in evolution, but I also know that it's a SLOW process, and that species in a particular ecosystem evolve in tandem to produce a delicate balance. There are countless examples of humans creating ecological problems simply by moving one species of plant or animal to a non-native ecosystem. Now, we've got companies like Monsanto producing these genetic freak species and releasing them into the environment? You don't have to be a creationist to imagine the potentially disastrous unintended consequences of such actions.

    53. Re:patents and insanity by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends what you mean by GMOs "working" or "not working".

      There is a very valid "chicken little" argument that has nothing to do with supply, demand, or profitability. Arbitrarily creating new species and releasing them into the wild is a disaster waiting to happen. I'm repeating my previous comments, but think of all the times humans have introduced non-native species to a particular ecosystem with negative consequences. Now, we've got corporations concocting new species in laboratories and unleashing them on the world??? The sky may not be falling yet, but we're definitely undermining its structural integrity.

    54. Re:patents and insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is more economical now. If they try to make it less economical, then people will buy there seeds from someone else

      and then get sued by Monsanto.

    55. Re:patents and insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ridiculous... in the pre Monsanto days isolating your best performing seeds and planting them (a.k.a. selective breeding) was normal and permissible. Requiring farmers to do a patent search before doing selective breeding is insane.

    56. Re:patents and insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read about the farmers who are getting sued for having THEIR crops infested by Monsanto's GMO seeds. And Monsanto's seeds are engineered to be infertile too, destroying whole fields all over the world.

    57. Re:patents and insanity by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      We are not "arbitrarily creating new species and releasing them into the wild." That right there is the logical fallacy that underpins the difference between a legitimate concern and Chicken Little behavior, IMO.

      Firstly, we are not creating new species. We are inserting genes, usually one at a time, into already established species. This insertion comes at great cost (both time, labor and money), and is happening with a specific end goal in mind.

      Secondly, If the insertion adds no benefit (feel free to have your own opinions on what is beneficial and what isn't, it's a personal judgement call), then the strain is destroyed. It is not released into the wild to affect the wild populations. If the insertion is beneficial, then those that put the time, labor, and money into the project are going to try and make a profit. Letting the genes into the wild is antithetical to making a profit.

      Your posts strike me as being written by someone with little real experience in genetics and a lot of experience reading SciFi novels that use genetics as a boogy man. I read those same novels myself, but have the requisite education and experience to know just how unlikely those scenarios are.

      Any new technology has the potential to do as much harm as good. No one is denying that. However, the guidelines for regulation of GMO in the US are very tight, and as I've shown above it's in nobody's best interest for these modified genomes to get out. Least of all companies like Monsanto that sink billions into R&D and need to see a return on that investment if they want to stay in business.

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    58. Re:patents and insanity by Keith+Duhaime · · Score: 1

      AC, whoever you might be, can you prove to me that you are directly involved with the investigation of these cases, have the expertise to properly do so, and have real evidence to substantiate your claim? I am an agrologist here in Canada. If I made such claims without such investigation and substantiating evidence I'd be guilty of both professional misconduct before my governing body, and libel. Chances are you are probably one of simpletons that parrot the propaganda that some organizations use to scare the simple-minded members of the public into donating dollars to their cause so they can protest at the next WTO, G20, or similar meeting. And if it isn't GMOs (or soon synbio) that agriculture uses to support its business model, you'll find other faults with agriculture, be it SSCM or VMS technology. The fact you would say to quote, "Monsanto's seeds are engineered to be infertile too" shows me what an idiot you are.

    59. Re:patents and insanity by Keith+Duhaime · · Score: 1

      Thanks cmarvin42! I think his closing remark,"Also note that glyphosate, especially when sold by Monsanto is fucking expensive." is evidence enough as to how simplistic this individual is. Perhaps if he and the other uninformed ilk on this board did a little homework too, they might find that Syngenta, BASF, and a number of other companies also either have or will soon have their counterparts to Monsanto's glyphosate resistant technology contrary to their claims of 'Monsanto's monopoly'.

    60. Re:patents and insanity by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      When that happens we'll have more interesting problems than whether a farmer is getting sued for patent infringement.

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    61. Re:patents and insanity by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      you know, it's kind of funny.
      I hate greepeace, but I hate monsanto even more...
      I feel rather conflicted about it.

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    62. Re:patents and insanity by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Some farmers did that because that is what people wanted: Cheap corn, cheap ground beef, and plenty of it. And elected officials subsidize the behavior, CAFOs get help on both the feed end and fertilizer end.

      On the positive side, this is how the world gets fed.

      And there are still plenty enough non-factory farmers that not putting too much stock in what 'farmers' think is overbroad. Once the actual cost of factory farms is quantified we will likely need them.

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    63. Re:patents and insanity by alexo · · Score: 1

      I've worked in both the Dairy industry while getting my BS, and the Swine industry while getting my MS and PhD

      So you got three degrees?
      Bovine Scientist
      Master of Swine
      Pig-hog Doctorate

      That's impressing education.

    64. Re:patents and insanity by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      Thanks for a thoughtful reply. I'm interested in this dialogue.

      "Your posts strike me as being written by someone with little real experience in genetics . . ."

      Agreed that my opinions are based on qualitative sources and observation, not the hard science of genetic engineering and personal experience in the field. I do have a science background however, and my ideas are certainly not based on literary fiction.

      ". . .we are not creating new species. We are inserting genes, usually one at a time, into already established species."

      Sorry. I was way off base on that. I realize that the GMOS are not sufficiently different from the originals to warrant classification as a new and unique species. Strike "species" and call them new "strains" in my post.

      "if the insertion adds no benefit (feel free to have your own opinions on what is beneficial and what isn't, it's a personal judgement call)"

      I guess that in the corporate way of thinking, creating an organism with a terminator gene is "beneficial". In any other context, I think this would be considered extremely detrimental, if not insane.

      It's completely absurd to think that you can develop procedures to isolate a commercially viable GMO from the natural environment. Aren't people already planting open fields full of "Roundup Ready" corn and other GM crops?

      My main point is that the genetic traits of the species in a particular ecosystem evolve incredibly slowly and in a delicate balance with other species and the natural environment. When you take an organism and add "artificial" genetic traits that did not evolve in that balance, the potential for unintended consequences . . . now, next year, or 1000 years from now . . . is enormous.

      If you're not familiar with this, check out the following Wikipedia article. This species isn't even "genetically modified". It was simply bred in an artificial environment and then it "escaped" into the wild, with disastrous consequences.

                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caulerpa_taxifolia

      Would you argue that something like this could NEVER happen with a GMO?

    65. Re:patents and insanity by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you mean by a 'terminator' gene, are you are talking about some gene to make the plants infertile? I do know that roundup ready corn is sold with license that prohibits the saving back of seeds precisely because there is no method that I'm aware of to generate a plant with seeds one generation and seedless the next. Seedless plants like grapes are not spread by planting seeds, but by taking cuttings and growing new, genetically identical plants from those cuttings. If I'm not addressing your point, please correct me.

      There is already evidence of GMO genes getting into non-GMO plants, although all the evidence I've seen deals with transfer within the species which is of little concern for various reasons. Most farmers in the US do not routinely save back seeds because it would cause them to miss out on genetic improvements from year to year, whether those improvements are from traditional breeding techniques or GMO's

      as to the slow pace of evolution, that is entirely relative. No plant or animal used in agriculture is simply left alone to evolve. The production methods we use apply selective pressures, the environments we grow them in apply selective pressures, our choices as to which seeds to keep back or which sires and dams to reserve for breeding purposes apply selective pressure, and ultimately the more selective pressures the faster evolution happens.

      I think a large part of your concern comes from the idea that there is this natural balance and that GMOs upset that balance in some way. Honestly, your right GMOs do upset the status quo! However, that balance was never any sort of constant. The balance is always changing anyway, and change isn't necessarily bad. Unless you are one of those misguided few that believe we should all go back to being hunter gatherers for the sake of nature, you need to realize that Humans are a Part of nature, not separate from it!

      Unintended consequences are a fact of life and cannot, ultimately, be avoided. Automobiles kill people, some crib designs kill babies, a medication my grandmother took for morning sickness caused reproductive and immune system damage in my mother and sister, drinking too much water can kill you... Hell, Oxygen causes cancer. The list of things that can potentially have adverse effects in the long run is infinite. That doesn't mean we shouldn't worry, just that if we want to make any progress, ever, we need to decide how many risks we are comfortable with and manage them.

      The USDA, FDA, and governmental regulation industries around the world require extensive testing and documentation in the form of environmental impact statements, animal safety trials, and other work before they approve GMOs for sale and use. Many of the tests that are required resulted from the 'unintended consequences' of previous attempts at GMO. A good example is the need for environmental impact statements in the wake of the BT corn that was designed to express a pesticide in it's tassels that ended up killing butterflies. We are capable of learning from our mistakes, and ultimately it becomes a judgement call as to whether or not you trust those responsible for assessing the risks and making the judgement calls. Because of my education and experience I do, many don't.

      The costs associated with developing a successful GMO are astronomical, due in no small part to the need to cover the costs of unsuccessful lines of research with the profits generated by the profitable ones. This means that only large companies can afford to try and bring the research to market (Such as monsanto), and we all know how easy it is to spread Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt about a large faceless company.

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    66. Re:patents and insanity by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Wait, are you selling penis mightiers?

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    67. Re:patents and insanity by conlaw · · Score: 1

      Good points, phantomfive, although I was trying to make the point that, at least with regard to their GM crops, Monsanto appears quite capable of ignoring the facts of life. BTW, your signature is great.

    68. Re:patents and insanity by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Thanks

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  7. Hell by alexborges · · Score: 1

    How are we gonna train politicians now???

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  8. Late April fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a second I thought that I had traveled 20 days back in time. Then I realized it wasn't a joke...

  9. Where's my flying car? by QuantumG · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    And still I have to wait for the future. Better method for breeding pigs? How about making bacon (and pork chops and all the other piggy goodness!) without breeding? Where's that cholesterol free bacon we were promised?

    I keep waiting for the militant vegans to give up ignoring the problem (which is all abstinence does) and move to economically crush their enemies - that's what boycotting is supposedly for after all, not that it works. Buy meat from organic farms that treat animals with the respect they say animals deserve. Demand more such farms. Then demand new and better techniques for getting meat without harming animals.. like genetically engineering animals to grow fat meaty tails that drop off, or something. Then, eventually, demand meat production in vats that doesn't even need an animal brain.

    Shouldn't biotech companies be making vat grown meat by now? With everything that is happening in biotech, "farming" pigs should be laughable. It should be compared to plowing a field with horse power.

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    1. Re:Where's my flying car? by S7urm · · Score: 1

      Dude,

      You really wanna eat bacon that was "Grown in a Vat"?

      think about that for a minute while you hand in your Man Card for trying to mess with the Divinity that is Bacon!

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    2. Re:Where's my flying car? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I'd actually like all food to be grown in vats.. preferably vats that are small and portable and installable in your own home.. powered by your home fusion generator.

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    3. Re:Where's my flying car? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't biotech companies be making vat grown meat by now?

      Remember the sci-fi story "Chicken Little"? - vat-grown chicken - NOBODY gets a drumstick!

      How about crossing a chicken with an octopus - 8 wings, no feet, great for "Wings Night".

      Or cross it with a starfish. Want more - just cut 'em up and throw them back in the vat ...

    4. Re:Where's my flying car? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      SOYLENT GREEN! It's made out of people! It's people...

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    5. Re:Where's my flying car? by S7urm · · Score: 1

      Would the vat at least be made of Bacon?

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    6. Re:Where's my flying car? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Obviously, that strategy only works if there were enough vegans to make a dent in the demand. Vegans have already boycotted all meat, and do try to get others to do the same. PETA is already promoting meat that grows in vats.

    7. Re:Where's my flying car? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easier to just breed really masochistic farm animals that _enjoy_ being eaten? (Thank you, Douglas Adams)

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    8. Re:Where's my flying car? by mcrbids · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Where's my flying car? by huiwe · · Score: 1

      Its got to be vat grown it might as well be long pig.

    10. Re:Where's my flying car? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they are offering a million dollars to solve a problem that will probably take hundreds of billions of dollars if it ever works. It's a token effort for the PR value with so many restrictions that even if someone does get it to work PETA probably won't have to pay up.

      In our Grad seminar we discussed this very topic 2 weeks ago. The general consensus is that it's an increadibly complex problem and will never be cost effective using current techniques. The miracle of animal production is that you can take medium to low-quality protein and convert into a very high-quality protein. Current approaches use culture media that consists of Super-High-Quality protein, usually isolated from animals and animal by-products, and actually converts them into a slightly lower-quality protein at a huge cost.

      Vat grown meat is a pipe-dream akin to the fabled fountain of youth, warp travel, and selfless politician.

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    11. Re:Where's my flying car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chicken little:

      http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/content.asp?Bnum=1002

      another great one on this topic is:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sheep_Look_Up
      John Brunner's 'The Sheep look up' a great dystopian cautionary tale

      oddly enough a recent episode of 'Better off Ted' also covered this and concluded that 'you probably shouldn't name it if you want to eat it'

      I'm just sayin'

  10. Genetic Patents by deemen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Someone has to stop these stupid genetic patents. Patents and copyrights are both way out of hand these days. Software patents, now this. I've heard of companies attempting to patent viruses and such (the kind they use to get DNA into other organisms), but a pig? I think patent law has a clause saying you can't patent a living organism (when did genes become "inventions"?). Recently though, big pharma and biotech companies like Monsanto has been lobbying to let this shit happen.

    There was a movie that touched on this The Corporation. It's a Canadian movie and I think Monsanto is mentioned in there more than once.

    I sincerely don't know how these companies get away with it. Giving them the same rights as people legally was a bad idea. Don't the people working at Monsanto realize how twisted this shit is?

    1. Re:Genetic Patents by Karganeth · · Score: 1

      RTFA. No pig or pig genes are patented.

    2. Re:Genetic Patents by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Don't all of Dr. Evil's henchmen realize how twisted this shit is? Well, sure... but it's a steady paycheck, at least until some interfering megalomaniacal ladies man decides to butt in! You know... some modern corporation HAVE become indistinguishable from old Bond villains! Where is our man with a license to kill when we need him? And no, Michael Moore does NOT count!

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    3. Re:Genetic Patents by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Plant patents have existed for years, and what are they if not genetic patents, albeit in a less technical format? The Honeycrisp apple is patented for example. I fail to see what is inherently wrong with patenting a line of genetically modified organisms or an artificially developed gene so long as the patent is reasonable.

    4. Re:Genetic Patents by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      If Michael Moore were given a license to kill he'd just suicide bomb Mt. Rushmore.

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    5. Re:Genetic Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get away with it? As Grandma used to say...Money talks and BS walks!

      Everyone knows that practically every politician in every every nation is on the board of at least a dozen companies so their opinions on whether to vote for X or Y are easily swayed by a slight raise in their "consultant fees", shall we call them, from aforementioned companies.

      Face it the Lady Justice has a blindfold on a for a reason, even she's too disgusted to look at what's for sale nowadays!

    6. Re:Genetic Patents by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      At first glance I thought that you said he had already suicide bombed Mt. Rushmore.

      Don't go getting my hopes up like that.

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    7. Re:Genetic Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right - it's just the *process* which (with overly obvious variations) have been used for centuries, nay, millenia, that are being patented.

      Someone, somewhere, over the last 50000 years has already done what they're doing, sans computers/software, but still, it's all been done before.

  11. 2005 Greenpeace Article by echucker · · Score: 1

    As other posters have already mentioned, this is OLD news.
    http://www.greenpeace.org/international/news/monsanto-pig-patent-111

  12. Unprecedented control by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Informative

    FTFS: "its control over agriculture could be unprecedented"

    It already is. It holds 70-100% of the genetically modified seed market, and is the largest producer of non-GMO seed, not to mention a major player in Bovine Growth Hormone (BGH) and of course pesticides and herbicides.

    That's not including the lawsuits against farmers who's plants are fertilized by Monsanto crop due to airborne pollen.

    In short, the vast majority of industrial farmers in the Corn Belt rely heavily on Monsanto, and those that don't are sued by Monsanto.

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    1. Re:Unprecedented control by SuperCharlie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I recently ran into a few documentaries and articles about Monsanto and was completely amazed at the depth and scope of the unadulterated greed and potential for catastrophic issues that stem from their genetic manipulation of nature.

      Even that pales in comparison to the back door government dealings that have landed multitudes of Monsanto employees and board members squarely in government position that control the very laws they are petitioning for. Do a simple google search, the numbers are astounding to the point of obscenity.

    2. Re:Unprecedented control by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      It already is. It holds 70-100% of the genetically modified seed market, and is the largest producer of non-GMO seed, not to mention a major player in Bovine Growth Hormone (BGH) and of course pesticides and herbicides.

      And if they get their way, soon enough that will be 100% of the crops you eat; produced from GMO seed with the "terminator" gene, fertilized with a synthetic fertilizer, and inundated with synthetic pesticides which destroy soil diversity and in fact make it impossible to grow healthy food.

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    3. Re:Unprecedented control by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1, Interesting

      soon enough that will be 100% of the crops you eat; produced from GMO seed

      And, why is that bad? Oh, GMOs weigh more than a duck and are therefore bad, right? Newsflash: All food you eat has been selected for certain traits. Those traits are the results of genes. The methodology is different but it really isn't that horribly different in that all either is really doing is changing genes, and there is nothing wrong with that. Sure, there is the chance that a novel trait may turn out to have a negative effect, but that happens with all technology. For example, do you really, really know that Wi-Fi doesn't somehow cause cancer? It probably doesn't, and so until there's evidence to suggest that, it is a silly connection to make. What makes altering the genes of a plant any different? That's how it works; evidence before fear. Too many people just say ZOMG, Frankenfood!!!!!1!!!eleven!! and don't think about what they're really saying.

      with the "terminator" gene,

      You mean that thing they currently have no plans to bring to the market? I gotta hand it to Monsanto. Genes might spread, so they're evil. They develop terminator genes to prevent accidental genetic spread, so they're evil. They're damned either way, aren't they?

      fertilized with a synthetic fertilizer, and inundated with synthetic pesticides which destroy soil diversity and in fact make it impossible to grow healthy food.

      Unnatural=unhealthy? Citation needed.

    4. Re:Unprecedented control by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Informative
      On Terminator genes:

      You mean that thing they currently have no plans to bring to the market? I gotta hand it to Monsanto. Genes might spread, so they're evil. They develop terminator genes to prevent accidental genetic spread, so they're evil. They're damned either way, aren't they?

      That thing that they pledged in 99 to never pursue, and then went ahead and bought a company in 2007 whose sole marketable product was that very thing, yeah, that.

      Nice handy side effect of the terminator genes "helping" accidental genetic spread - means your farmer now has to buy orders of magnitude more seed. From you. (Realize that in many staple crops, Monsanto supplies between 70% and 100% of the commercially available seed). I think it's far more likely that "helping accidental genetic spread" is a side effect of "developing revenue maximization genetic technologies".

    5. Re:Unprecedented control by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      And, why is that bad? Oh, GMOs weigh more than a duck and are therefore bad, right? Newsflash: All food you eat has been selected for certain traits.

      I've discussed this subject exhaustively with people smarter than you, so here goes: While it is true that nature is capable of transferring genes from one organism to another even across Kingdoms with retroviruses, in practice this almost never happens and when it does, the resulting organism doesn't get cloned out hundreds of times and planted in a monoculture, and protected. While in theory humans can work "faster" than nature (to produce a specific result) the results are unpredictable.

      However, the market is speaking and deciding it wants organic products, and H.R. 875 is essentially an attempt to shut down that market through legislation, nothing less than an assault on small-scale food production in America.

      with the "terminator" gene,

      You mean that thing they currently have no plans to bring to the market?

      That is probably the dumbest thing I've seen on slashdot all day.

      Unnatural=unhealthy? Citation needed.

      This is not a secret. It's well-known that organic foods generally have greater nutritive value. One of the best fertilizers is human waste, which is perfectly safe so long as it's been "digested" by bacteria before you fertilize with it. Instead, we send it to a sewage "treatment" plant where it is rendered biologically "safe" and then we usually dump it into a river... downstream from which we pump water out of the river into a water "treatment" plant where it is rendered biologically "safe to drink" (a matter of some debate, but arguably true.)

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  13. A history of evil by Reason58 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    God help you if one of their seeds blows onto your property and one of their pigs eat it.

  14. Re:STFU Enviro-nazi's by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Best" is relative here. Having a single company control agricultural output in the way that Monsanto does, free markets or no, is a damned dangerous thing. This is about the core structural support of civilization. Fuck with the food supply, and bad things can happen.

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  15. Pigfuckers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using a specialized device to inseminate sows deeply in a way that uses less sperm than is typically required.

    A longer turkey baster.
    Whodathunkit?

  16. Best line in the article by cortesoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    The practices Monsanto wants to patent basically involve identifying genes that result in desirable traits in swine, breeding animals to achieve those traits and using a specialized device to inseminate sows deeply in a way that uses less sperm than is typically required.

    Umm I think nature invented that device a long time ago....

    1. Re:Best line in the article by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      You know their motto: "Build a better pig penis, and the world will beat a path to your door!" I think "Long" John Holmes' work counts as prior art on this "innovation", doesn't it?

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  17. Monsanto is dangerous by meist3r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Needs to be stopped, burned and sealed away.

    1. Re:Monsanto is dangerous by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Same thing could be said for Greenpeace.

    2. Re:Monsanto is dangerous by meist3r · · Score: 1

      I agree and while your at it take PETA too. Anyone that has a black/white worldview like that shouldn't be allowed to have a lobby group but that's a result of having a multi-facetted open society I'm afraid. Only difference is business needs to be restricted ... public groups restrict themselves via their inefficacy. Also, Greenpeace doesn't try to install unnatural means of reproduction in plants so they can earn more money. While their views are somewhat extreme in many cases there is no comparison to the atrocities against nature that Monsanto has already committed by the thousands. Terminator-Gene, Roundup Ready need I say more? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av6dx9yNiCA "Monsanto Indian Farmer Suicide" (because they can't make a living anymore with the terrible Monsanto crops policies and poison themselves with pesticides) I don't know of any farmer whose life Greenpeace pushed to the brink of destruction. Mainly because they're too busy throwing paint cans at whalers and unfolding banners in weird places.

  18. Clueless insanity drives MindSpeak.... by rts008 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All of your arguments are valid and applicable to agriculture and Monsanto...but not effective when compared to patents on DNA, Genes, and genetics in an over-broad approach that Corp.s (and specifically, Monsanto) are trying to exploit, with grave consequences.

    Just search google, wikipedia, or your favorite reference source for 'DNA patents", Genome patents', or 'Gene patents' for a scary look into our future.

    You should be scared by the implications.

    Do your own research, just keep an open mind.
    Follow the trend with recent(past 20 years) 'IP' thinking/law.

    If you are not scared, you either do not understand/care, or are a MegaCorp drone, and don't care.
    Yes, I did set up a 'Straw man Dichotomy'
    Disprove it, if you can.
    I await a relevant reply.

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  19. Re:STFU Enviro-nazi's by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Fuck with the food supply, and bad things can happen.

    Umm.. fail to innovate farming and we all die.

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  20. Re:Clueless insanity drives MindSpeak.... by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Troll

    Way to fail to make an argument. Idiot.

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  21. Patent pig-breeding? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Pigs have been breeding for millions of years. Pigs in captivity have been bred for thousands of years. Methinks there might be some prior art here! Perhaps these pigs are breeding using a non-doggy-style position? I'm pretty sure the Kama Sutra contains prior art on that as well. I'm also pretty sure Mendel and others called "prior art" on selective breeding a long time ago. So what is left to patent?

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    1. Re:Patent pig-breeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've already patented DNA, arguably an older concept than breeding. Now they're just patenting a method of transferring it.

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  23. Pigs have prior art by sjames · · Score: 1

    Pigs have been breeding just fine well before Monsanto existed.

    It does lead to funny mental images of a pack of lawyers running around the farm yelling "Stop Fucking or we'll sue!"

  24. Paula Deen called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She wants her turkey baster back.

  25. Do they fly??? by rts008 · · Score: 1

    No, they don't fly...unless you strap *enough* rocket-motors to them, and successfully ignite them at the proper time.

    Yes, let's "IP approve" something that has been happening for eons....and more importantly, patent it!!!!

    The whole concept of "IP", will be mankind's fall from prominence. It is our greatest weakness, and will be exploited in the future to our downfall!

    Base anything on something imaginary, and it will crumble on you! Why be surprised, except for stupidity?

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    1. Re:Do they fly??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you make them into sandwiches!

  26. So... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    They didn't patent pigs so much as pig fucking? Perhaps they should change their slogan to "World leader in the field of pig fucking".

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  27. not that i necessarily believe monsanto, but... by gadabyte · · Score: 4, Informative

    from http://www.monsanto.com/monsanto_today/for_the_record/pig_patent.asp

    In 2007, Monsanto sold Monsanto Choice Genetics to Newsham Genetics LC of West Des Moines, Iowa. The transaction was completed in November 2007, and Monsanto is no longer in the swine breeding business.

    Since a Greenpeace publicity announcement in 2005, rumors have continued to circulate among activists and on the internet that Monsanto is trying to patent pig genes. When Monsanto owned the business, the company performed research work for a patent application related to a specific gene marker for a pig trait, but not for the trait itself, and also a patent application for a unique set of breeding processes, including an artificial insemination method. Monsanto never filed a patent application for a pig gene.

    Thereâ(TM)s been some rather wild speculation that these patent applications would prohibit pig farmers from breeding lines of pigs to which they had always freely bred. This isnâ(TM)t true. Any claims issued from these patent applications would apply to only animals and their offspring which had been bred using marker technology covered by patent claims.

    In any case, the sale to Newsham Genetics included any and all swine-related patents, patent applications, and all other intellectual property. Weâ(TM)re out of the pig business.

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    1. Re:not that i necessarily believe monsanto, but... by kj_kabaje · · Score: 1

      The fact that the company is named "Newsham Genetics" may be a hint on if to believe.

  28. Vegans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure there sre s lot more Vegans, its just that its a long way (26 light years) from Vega.

    1. Re:Vegans by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Well, it only took me 27 years to get here from the peaceful system of Vegetar. Then again we're more adaptable and less picky than those Vegans.

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  29. The Next Move by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Monsanto patented some corn strains. The patent covered any corn found to have their patented genome. They planted it, it grew and pollinated. The pollen drifted into nearby fields and pollinated the crops there. Monsanto got some of the resulting corn, tested it, found their genome, and sued the farmers for theft of intellectual property. I don't know if they finally won or not, but at the time they prevented the farmers from farming until it was resolved causing loss of income, as well as proving themselves to be willing to use the high cost of defending one's self in order to keep from losing. And that was in the US, just prior to them releasing the same strains in third world countries. The strain they distributed had the trait of not producing viable seed. They wanted all the farmers to have to buy seed every year rather than grow their own, and they feared cross pollination would produce a viable strain overriding the nonviability genes.

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    1. Re:The Next Move by nadaou · · Score: 1

      The other side to that is it may not be such a bad thing that their frankenseed lays blanks. If it turns out to be dangerous (kills bugs AND babies) then there is less chance for it to spin wildly out of control and irrevertibly taint the natural breed stock.
      The fact that this lines up with their evil plans for world domination are probably just coincidental though.

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    2. Re:The Next Move by dargaud · · Score: 1

      The strain they distributed had the trait of not producing viable seed.

      And that gene is called the Terminator gene. I'm not making this up. Lemme guess... their mainframe is called Skynet and their moto is 'do be evil' ?

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    3. Re:The Next Move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pollen drifted into nearby fields and pollinated the crops there. Monsanto got some of the resulting corn, tested it, found their genome, and sued the farmers for theft of intellectual property.

      That's like releasing a computer virus and suing owners of infected systems for copyright infringement.

    4. Re:The Next Move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monsanto patented some canola strains. Someone planted it. The pollen drifted over and pollinated another farmer's crops. The farmer identified the region as having Monsanto's roundup-ready canola, saved it specially and then planted it next year.

      I realize monsanto is the ultimate evil, but come on, the man specifically isolated the roundup-ready canola and used it for his fields. I'd totally support him suing Monsanto for the portion of his field that was contaminated by their roundup-ready canola, but not to save it and plant most of his fields the next year with it.

      Oh but wait, this isn't the hate Monsanto group-think.

  30. I know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your farm is belong to us."

  31. Re:STFU Enviro-nazi's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Farming is fine - I recommend you do research before spouting such nonsense.

    Please, explain to me how any of Monsanto's 'innovations' have benefited society.

  32. Open Letter to Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are anonymous.
    We cannot be stopped.
    We have targeted your top executives and scientists for extermination.
    We are tracking your every move.
    You cannot run.
    You cannot hide.
    Your time is up.

    Anonymous.

  33. Re:STFU Enviro-nazi's by yoder · · Score: 1

    Innovation in the agriculture industry is fine. This has nothing whatsoever to do with innovation. Quite the opposite.

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  34. Patents run out in 20 years by Kohath · · Score: 1

    Patents run out in 20 years. What's the problem? We had food before any Monsanto patent. For a lot longer than 20 years.

    I think I understand though. Some company might make some money by inventing something that helps people. That's a problem for anti-corporate haters. They'd rather companies not invent and people not be helped. If just one company can be denied a profit, all the damage to human potential and standards of living is worthwhile!

    1. Re:Patents run out in 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Monsanto is an evil, evil company. One needs only to scratch the surface of a google search on the company to come to this conclusion.

      The way they have perverted the natural process of pollination - a process by which nobody has any real control - and turned it into a way to force farmers out of business and create a monopoly market is nothing short of evil.

      The way they force third world countries to continue buying their products by selling them plants which create infertile seeds, rather than allowing these nations to provide for themselves and actually have a chance of pulling themselves out of third-world status, is nothing short of evil.

      This has nothing to do with anti-corporate people. It has everything to do with anti-Monsanto people. Forget Microsoft, Apple, Verizon, AT&T or BT. These companies are bad in their own ways, but they are pure, virgin saints in comparison to Monsanto.

      Monsanto represents everything which is wrong with extreme capitalism. It is the poster child for why government regulations are necessary, even in a free market. Sadly, Monsanto has, shall we say, 'undue influence', over many of the government officials which are supposed to be keeping them in check.

      Patenting genes, DNA, and our food supply is wrong. These are the fundamental building blocks of life. If it isn't obvious why giving monopoly power over these to any company - much less one with no morality whatsoever - is bad, then you are an uneducated, dimwitted moron, plain and simple. No ifs or buts about it.

      If you feel like educating yourself, go read Animal Farm. Even The 6th Day with Arnie might prove helpful to you.

    2. Re:Patents run out in 20 years by Kohath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except none of these arguments matter because patents run out in 20 years.

      And they only have "control" when you give it to them in exchange for a benefit. If it's not a good deal, don't buy it.

      I don't mindlessly buy into your groupthink. "If you disagree, then you're stupid" tends to be an argument typical of those who promote ideas that are false.

    3. Re:Patents run out in 20 years by db32 · · Score: 1

      You might want to do some research on this particular company. This is way beyond anti-corporate stuff. These guys are grade A evil shit assholes. Microsoft looks like a bunch of saints next to the kind of shit these assholes put out.

      Agent Orange, Round up, Aspertame (and the associated FDA/Reagan tap dancing act that got it unbanned), Bovine Growth Hormone (and all of the associated information suppression via media pressure and lawsuits), and we have the whole terminator gene lawsuit business...

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    4. Re:Patents run out in 20 years by cheros · · Score: 1

      make some money by inventing something that helps people

      I'm OK with people making money off a good invention that indeed brings the world forward.

      However, the only people Monsanto helps is their executives and shareholders, and if you do some research you'll find that the methods by which they do so appear to put Microsoft and the RIAA very much in the shade. The mess in the finance industry (and thus globally) because they were left uncontrolled: no money for people to go round. Now do this to teh food industry: what are you going to eat?

      Do your research, and you too will wonder how this could be left uncontrolled for so long.

      The good news is that genetically engineered food has been banned in various EU countries, so there's at least a backup. However, that means that you may become totally dependent on Europe to genetically restock when it all goes to hell like it will. If you think an oil dependency is bad - you can still walk and there are substitutes. But how do you replace food?

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    5. Re:Patents run out in 20 years by Magada · · Score: 1

      Would you like to try going without cereals, soy and meat in your diet for 20 years or so?

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    6. Re:Patents run out in 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, I don't think ANY of the comments is asking you to believe them (I may have missed something) or join that mysterious group thinking you allude to - all they ask is that you do a bit more research yourself. There is no problem with someone making profit from a good invention, but you really ought to investigate what these guys are up to.

      To start with, your 20 years argument is irrelevant as it assumes someone else is trying to do the same as Monsanto. Monsanto doesn't use patents to fight off competition, it uses patents to blackmail people into buying product, product that is facing increasing questions around the globe because of the plague-like potential threat to the GLOBAL food chain.

      Secondly, WHAT you patent is important too - not everything should be left to be used for profit. If I patent a nuclear weapon it may be a good idea to keep an eye on it, instead of applauding me while I make a profit helping mining companies make big holes quicker.

      Using patents to stop people from switching off a ticking time bomb is an interesting way to make money. Guess who's going to be hiding first when the counter on that bomb reads "0"?

    7. Re:Patents run out in 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing to keep in mind is patent abuse and patent extension. Take their terminator gene: All they have to do is switch a couple of nucleotide bases that don't change the function and then repatent. A days worth of work and you have another 20 years.
      And if you read some of the other posts here, you can see many stories of patent abuse by monsanto. And if you work with software at all beyond the point and click interface, I'm sure you can see similar abuse.
      Patents can be good or bad depending on how they are used. I have to deal with patents microsoft holds every day even though I haven't purchased a microsoft product in 5 years so your argument of don't buy their controlled product and then you don't have to deal with it is false.
      If you disagree with me, then present a valid counter argument instead of calling me a regurgitater of false ideas.

    8. Re:Patents run out in 20 years by pbaer · · Score: 1

      And they only have "control" when you give it to them in exchange for a benefit. If it's not a good deal, don't buy it.

      Too bad all final goods that use a Monsanto product aren't labeled so that they can be boycotted. When I buy ham I have no way of knowing if it was fed Monsanto products or not. Likewise when I buy beans, I don't know if they were made with terminator technology or not.

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    9. Re:Patents run out in 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ends up happening is that the economics of the situation ends up "forcing" many farmers to buy the stuff to keep up with those who already do (this presumes their product has desirable properties, such as, say, saving money on weed control). If in the end someone can save a few bucks somehow by using Monsanto seed/pigs, it will ultimately be a race to the bottom.

  35. Bow down to your Monsanto Overlords!!! by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Do you like:
    1) Bacon
    2) Ham
    3) Pork chops
    4) Pork roasts
    5) Any pork product
    6)many vegetables,
    If answer is yes to any of the above, BOW DOWN TO YOUR MONSANTO MASTERS!

    Don't like that?
    Then fight back, it is happening currently.

    DNA, Genetics, and Genes all need to be exempt from patent law!
    Or, reap what you sow!

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    1. Re:Bow down to your Monsanto Overlords!!! by oldhack · · Score: 1

      If you put it that way, well, I, for one, welcome blah blah blah.

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  36. If this goes through, I'm off on a patent frenzy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1. Eat breakfast
    Step 2. ??? = I have found it, it's patent human breeding!!! (I will first patent missionary and doggystyle)
    Step 3. PROFIT!!!!!

  37. My cold dead hands by asicsolutions · · Score: 1

    They can have my pulled pork sandwich when they take it from my cold dead hands... Why's my arm tingling... Whats that pain in my che

  38. So, all pigs are equal... by markana · · Score: 1

    but Monsanto's are more equal than others?

    I think that what they're saying :-)

    (just wait until they try to apply this to designer babies...)

  39. Thousands of years of prior art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad ass-hats, you can't patent what happens naturally, nor what pig / hog breeders have done for centuries...

    Anything you can think of is an OBVIOUS extension to techniques that have been in use longer than you've been around, and longer than you will be around.

  40. Caveman Rules Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My nth grand pappy

    Was the lost dolphin of France

    Now I ownz your kidz

  41. Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read up on Monsanto, this isnt surprising, infact, i'm surprised they havn't tried to patent their employees yet. To put it bluntly, they're evil. Like, bond villain evil.

  42. Illegal bacon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't wait to eat illegal bacon on Pirate Fastfood!!!

  43. Unintended consequences by zogger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    GMO is a scam, IMO (disclaimer in advance. I am a farmer, I admit bias against monsanto and their ilk, I effin hate the bastids for years now, so take what I write with a grain of salt). It leads to proprietary vendor lock in in spades, along with a host of other issues, health issues, environmental issues and economics, it isn't all rosy. And the issue with superweeds now is getting serious. In my own state, pig amaranth is taking over a lot of fields that were grown with GM cotton then sprayed. Except it doesn't work now, the amaranth is winning. It gets ten feet tall. Some guys just *give up*. Roundup ready crops are just crops designed to be able to withstand roundup or generic equivalent herbicide so they can spray MORE on the crop and more often and not damage the crop. It works-for awhile, that's the real bottom line "for awhile", and you get lots more herbicide residue on whatever you grow. and the stuff itself ain't cheap, over a hundred bucks a jug now and goes up all the time, even the generics keep going up.

    You never *really* get rid of all the weeds, you just fast track selective breed resistant weeds (or insect pests if it is insecticide, like with their BT modded corn). Even the crops themselves turn into weeds, they are having a hard time controlling their GM supercanola, it will spread to other fields and being resistant to herbicides...I think you get the picture.

    Our farmers are by and large stuck in the 70s by mindset, swallowed all that rah rah rah corporate PR bullshit, now are stuck because they don't know any better and can't avoid it and will NOT admit they got suckered bad.

    You think microsoft has vendor lockin...computer OS or some "office suite" is WAY down the list of humanly important *things*. Be concerned, be very concerned over food and availability going into the future is all I can say. They already have had several screwups, one of them one of these days is going to be the czar bomba screwup and will lead to mass famine sometime. I don't know what it will be, but I can about guarantee it will happen. That's my prediction.

    We have climate indicators, and we have health of the crop and insect indicators, and the status of our honeybees now is a good indicator or canary in the coal mine if you will. Superweeds, honeybees croaking off, vendor lockin, loss of biodiversity..you have to look at the whole picture.

    And it isn't so much that the tech is just evil, I don't believe that, it's that the tech is near completely uncontrolled despite so called regulations and studies and they have no idea whatsoever what the long term consequences will be and there's more than a little hanky panky going on with the studies. Think about all the past big corporate screwups, the really bad stuff, and they all have two things in common: 1) the corporations themselves always maintained until the last second there wasn't any problem and if there was they were just innocent bystanders, and 2) they always manage to trot out their posse of tame private scientists and academic scientists to "back them up" until it was so obvious they had to 'fess ip, pay up and admit wrong doing. That's just normal corporate policy taken as a general rule of thumb (same with governments, never admit they were wrong, even in the face of overwhelming evidence). Just the nature of the beast. Your default should be, be a skeptic to corporate and governmental PR and spin.

    Extrapolate at your leisure, but I am not convinced at all they are the best way forward at this point. They are very profitable for monsanto and a few others, at this time, but that's it. It's bankrupting smaller farmers all over the world and leading to a global hegemony on seeds and food. Do we *really* want that to happen, do we really want to lose natural biodiversity and to keep putting millions of the poorest even further into the poorhouse? And, more importantly than that, something that impacts everyone, think of this: we have no "food insurance" or backup planet either once they

    1. Re:Unintended consequences by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the issue with superweeds now is getting serious. In my own state, pig amaranth is taking over a lot of fields that were grown with GM cotton then sprayed.

      I hear a lot about Roundup and resistant strains. Why is that problem exclusive to Roundup? That couldn't happen with other sprays?

      We have climate indicators, and we have health of the crop and insect indicators, and the status of our honeybees now is a good indicator or canary in the coal mine if you will. Superweeds, honeybees croaking off, vendor lockin, loss of biodiversity..you have to look at the whole picture.

      No, you need to look at each individual phenomenon. Don't say 'GMOs are bad' then list a whole bunch of random problems that aren't connected.

      they have no idea whatsoever what the long term consequences will be

      Without omnipotence, that is indeed hard to predict. How do you solve such a problem? Halting progress indefinitly isn't a reasonable answer. Combustion engines caused global warming. Should we have halted the automobile for the past century until we knew every little thing that could go wrong. Sorry if this sounds reckless, but it simply isn't reasonable.

      What GM crops are is programmed food.

      I fail to see what's wrong with that.

      What GM crops are is programmed food.

      Again, so what? What difference does it make what 'happens in nature?' Also, given time, anything can happen in nature. How do you think those genes got there to begin with?

      You think there won't be some real bad WHOOPS down the line someplace?

      Maybe, but until there is evidence to indicate that, I see no reason to believe that.
       
      I can understand a distaste for Monsanto, but I don't see why the technology itself isn't good, although I must admit that too am biased.

    2. Re:Unintended consequences by FlyingBishop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have no problem with experimentation, but we're talking about a system that has functioned for millenia, and you want wholesale conversion after a few decades of testing?

      In terms of our crops, we should have century-long pilot programs where we evaluate the long-term evolutionary results of our meddling. The current method allows no room for failure.

      I know that's hard for people to swallow in an age when we expect evolution to take off at the speed of light, but we should be wary of outright replacing a functional system without reasonable testing.

    3. Re:Unintended consequences by zQuo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The parent has best post I've read about GMO risks. The US focuses on the food risks, but the new risks are the ones to watch out for. Current regulation is about testing for GMO food safety. We have *lots* of regulations in place already about food safety. GMO foods are pretty safe to eat in the short term, I'm pretty certain. But the main risk of GMO foods is not the food safety, but regulations focus mainly on the product of a genetically modified organism, not on it's effects on the ecology.

      http://www.cfr.org/publication/8688/regulation_of_gmos_in_europe_and_the_united_states.html

      The risk of releasing a "programmed" organism out into the wild, where the genetic material cannot be withdrawn once it gets out, is a new risk, and regulation has just not yet caught up, especially in the US. The long term effect of a GMO on the ecology is not tested much before release... and with a GMO, you can't withdraw the experiment! Once it's out it's out. If a GMO plant kills all the honeybees, for instance, well, what can you do to put the genie back in the bottle? Destroy all the pollen?

      All it takes is one company to skimp on testing in the short term and release a GM organism that in some way destroys the food ecology. Then we're toast. At least require some sort of enclosed biodome for testing or something.

    4. Re:Unintended consequences by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      It's bankrupting smaller farmers all over the world and leading to a global hegemony on seeds and food. Do we *really* want that to happen, do we really want to lose natural biodiversity and to keep putting millions of the poorest even further into the poorhouse? And, more importantly than that, something that impacts everyone, think of this: we have no "food insurance" or backup planet either once they screw up even worse,. and it is GOING to happen, inevitable.

      This already happened to the Gros Micheal banana and is almost certainly going to affect the Cavendish banana. The failure of a homogeneous crop supply is a practical certainty.

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  44. Not pigs as such... by DrCJM · · Score: 1

    Reading the article it seems they're actually trying to patent a preferred method of pig-fucking... Not sure if that's better or worse.

  45. Re:STFU Enviro-nazi's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Innovate farming can be done without having to do genetic manipulation.

  46. Prior Art by dalhamir · · Score: 1

    One thing that I've never quite understood is the 'Prior Art' restriction on obtaining patents. Why doesn't this provision deal with %99 of the frivolous patents out there? Obviously it doesn't. Could someon please provide me with a link that will accurately, and without paranoia about a 'conspiracy' tell me what the current precedent is and how it got that way?

  47. Fixed your sig by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

    In this dire times the heads of the aristocracy should be used as ammunition for trebuchets.

  48. Monsanto evil? What next? by vandan · · Score: 1

    Those bastards have been allowed to monopolise the food supply, polluting the Earth with their GM madness for far too long. They even want a monopoly over water! The Monsanto / GM appologists will tell me how much 'better' off we all are when eating roundup-riddled, petro-chemical-fertilised GM foods, but I allege they are full of shit.

    Time to protect our food supply from both GM and patents. First step is a Monsanto boycott.

    1. Re:Monsanto evil? What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's isn't "better" at all - the consequences of what they're doing is putting the whole food chain at risk.

      Food is a part of a complex eco structure, and Monsanto will happily destroy this structure. The principle is "profit now, f*ck our kids". They have engineered what could easily turn into a plague to our food supply, and I bet you that most Monsanto execs already have houses in Europe where GM is not accepted (except in the UK so it's good they have a moat around the place). They know bloody well what they're doing, but they have even less scruples than the average Bush era politician.

  49. Unconditional aversion towards patents is wrong by louzer · · Score: 1

    Let the number of people whom you can feed with a loaf of bread be n.

    Let the number of people who can jerk off to one porn file, or use a Windows ISO image be M.

    Clearly M > n. Economists call this phenomena scarcity. A loaf of bread is more scarce than a porn video file because potentially infinite number of people can get utilize a porn video file but that is not true for bread.

    Scarcity leads to opportunity costs. i.e. the amount of stuff that needs to be not-produced to produce bread.

    Differences in opportunity costs for various goods is what drives capitalism. Somebody will find it cheaper to produce bread instead of cereal flakes. Somebody will find it cheaper to produce cereal flakes instead of bread. They will exchange these commodities through a common token of exchange (money) and achieve a total higher production than if each where trying to produce both bread and corn flakes individually without specializing in one commodity & exchange.

    However, there is catch. The society needs to legalize private property rights for goods-with-scarcity for the above plan to work. Or else nobody will have the incentive to capitalize on their lower oppurtunity costs for a particular widget if everybody can own/copycat everything he/she produces without exchanging anything in return for it. This will inevitably lead to very low production like what happened in communist economies which had no private property rights.

    Geeks are right when they say patents & copyrights are bad for goods with no scarcity. e.g. software, digital media formats

    Geeks are wrong when they say patents & copyrights are bad for goods with scarcity. e.g. goods made using biotech.

    So my advice for geeks is keep their FOSS ideologies where it belongs, i.e. goods with no scarcity. e.g. bioinformatics.

    Biotech is a whole different story. FOSS ideas won't work there.

    P.S: Don't mistake biotech for bioinformatics

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    1. Re:Unconditional aversion towards patents is wrong by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with saying one can own and sell the wheat used to make a loaf of bread, or a box of cereal flakes, or anything else, as that wheat is indeed a tangible and scarce good.

      On the other hand, giving one rights to all wheat grown that has a given gene is much more questionable. Genes (especially desirable genes) spread naturally and are not really a scarce commodity. Selective breeding for desirable traits with the help of farmers has been practiced for millennia. Selective breeding for desirable traits without such help has been occurring for eons. Seems there's a bit of prior art there.

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    2. Re:Unconditional aversion towards patents is wrong by louzer · · Score: 1

      Definitely, not all biological artifacts can be replicated with low opportunity costs. For example, Many enzymes used in my labs are extremely costly to replicate/produce. So we just buy them from biotech companies. I believe such companies should be given the right to own the specific method they use to make those enzymes in large quantities and at cheaper oppurtunity costs than what can be achieved in college labs. Other wise those companies won't have the incentive to produce such goods, and will make biotech/life sciences extremely costly.

      All I advocate is that the extremist anti-private-property sentiments I see in the FOSS community is not justified by reality.

      May be in future when all widgets can be replicated with little opportunity costs owing to advances in nano-technology & bio-tech, we may have to come up with some type of post-scarcity economic doctrine.

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    3. Re:Unconditional aversion towards patents is wrong by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      If such a better method exists, and weren't "owned", why wouldn't you just use it yourself?

      I develop and use FOSS, and I haven't yet met one person who's opposed to private property, so I'm going to say that's a straw man. Even if we had replication technology of some type, we would continue to want some private things, like homes or heirlooms. That's not unreasonable.

      In the grand tradition here, I think we can use a car. I own my car. I can say to someone "No, you may not drive my car." I can say to someone "No, you may not ride in my car." It's my private property. I'm in no way against that, and I think you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone, FOSS developer or otherwise, who would disagree.

      What I do have trouble with is the concept of an idea as property. My thoughts and ideas are my private property precisely as long as I keep them to myself. As soon as I present them to anyone, they become a part of the world as a whole.

      The main difference here is, there is only one car. If anyone who wanted just got in and drove it, they would increase the mileage and wear on it, not to mention depriving me of it while they were using it. To say an idea can be property is more like trying to prohibit people from looking at one's car. Any number of people can look at it, without depriving me of it or degrading it in the slightest.

      Ideas are not and cannot be property, because they can be infinitely replicated, especially now. We're already to the post-scarcity economy as far as anything that can be digitized goes, as there is no scarcity of bits, and any idea or concept can be digitized. The same is true of genes, methods, ideas, what have you. My use of it does not harm yours, you can still use it too. Trying to enforce "ownership" of something there's a potentially infinite number of, like uses of an idea, leads to absurdities, and absurdities like patenting pigs are exactly what we see here. Monsanto did not invent pigs, nor did they invent selective breeding for desirable traits. Vast amounts of prior art exist for both. Your enzyme maker likely just uses an economy-of-scale effect that you couldn't replicate in a college lab even if you knew and theoretically could use their methods, and if they don't and anyone can easily replicate what they do anywhere, it's not very novel anyway, and someone would have come up with it with or without them.

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    4. Re:Unconditional aversion towards patents is wrong by louzer · · Score: 1

      If such a better method exists, and weren't "owned", I wouldn't use it because it is still extremely costly and time consuming for a small lab.. It would be like trying to make a green label Johnnie Walker at home. Therefore I believe we should give these companies enough incentives to enter into the business and reduce all our costs as a result.

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  50. They really don't know what they are doing. by Demonantis · · Score: 1

    They shot genetic material at cells until the cells take up the genetic material and hopefully do what the researcher wants it to do. They usually use a sequence that protects it from some herbicide to know what cells take up the genetic material. I realize that the benefits are immense from these products, but I kinda have to stop. Do they actually now what they are doing or are they just guessing? I don't know what can happen, but it really bugs me when they try to sound like they know exactly what they are doing.

  51. Like Champagne and Certain Cheeses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This company isn't looking to be our new Pig Breeding Overlords they basically want to say this is a Monsanto Bred Pig with a certain process and no other pigs can be called Monsanto pigs. If you copy the process you can still sell your pig but you can not call it a Monsanto Pig.

  52. Can't find anything new to report on? by csokat · · Score: 0

    Scraping the barrel or what, that original story is from 2005...

  53. New tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tagged 'capitalistpigs' for obvious reasons. =)

  54. Want a bet? by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to bet on how long it will take before this whole silly scam that is the current patent system will come tumbling down, due to this kind of possibly legal, but obviously unsound patents? As far as I can see, it will have to go one way or the other; it has long been simply a way for big companies to stifle competition and extort money from those who can ill afford it, and it is well on the way to become the next, big stumbling block for our economy.

  55. Remember patent are only for 20 years by aepervius · · Score: 1

    So at SOME point, Monsanto seeds will be free for the grab, and farmer with contaminated fields can smile at any Monsanto lawyer and show them the bird.

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  56. How DOES this guy write code? by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 1

    --Christoph Then, a patent expert with Greenpeace in Germany--

    If Then then Then = True
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  57. Re:STFU Enviro-nazi's by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

    No, just enough of us to provide a supply of Soylent Green for the rest until the population is small enough to support using more sustainable farming techniques.

    Alas, the maximal population that the land can support will probably be severely reduced by then, because modern agricultural techniques ruin the land for anything except heavily industrialised agriculture.

  58. It's 20 years for now by S3D · · Score: 1

    After decade or two we can expect corporations lobbying for patents term extension for another 20 years. Copyright holders pushed it through, why not patent owners ?

  59. In other news ... by Zumbs · · Score: 1

    Viagra patended human intercourse.

    "We applied for a patent for some specific reproductive methods used by humans" said Viagra spokesperson John Smith, "Any enjoyment or kids produced using these methods would be covered by these patents."

    When asked on pricing, mr. Smith responded "We expect to present very affordable licences to the general public, shortly."

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  60. Re:Clueless insanity drives MindSpeak.... by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

    So you admit that you arguments are based on an invented stance that no one actually supports, and yet somehow everyone else is supposed to disprove it to win the argument?

    Sounds to me like you work for Greenpeace

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  61. hehe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and who's next? of course, YOU PIGS! mahahaha!

  62. Re:STFU Enviro-nazi's by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    Fuck with the food supply, and bad things can happen.

    No civilization is ever further than three meals away from an armed civil uprising.

  63. We are going to need a PigVault(tm)! by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Just like the seed vault in Norway, we are going to need a pig vault in case Monsanto decides some day to stop selling pig sperm to our farmers.

    BTW, please someone tell me if this is not the perfect plot for a James Bond movie. They even have a lair-looking building

  64. Invasive species by zogger · · Score: 1

    OK, here is another way to look at it. We've had an ongoing bad problem with just normal species introduced into areas that didn't have them with bad results. Think of the zebra mussel for one, and there have been numerous others down through the years, all over, the cane toad in Australia is another, in the US south, kudzu, various insect pests, there's a big list. Then we can look at invasive species that came from just normal intra species breeding and crossing, the Africanized European honeybee is a big one there.

    Now, geneticaly modified organisms are "invasive species", just all man made. We have now this political dilemma as we put stricter controls on moving species around the planet, we are lessening controls on moving/introducing man made new species. Well, which is it, are invasive species a problem or not? We just don't call man made organisms invasive species, but in a very real sense, they are. All we have is past examples, some seem to be OK, others to be really *not* OK, and we don't know until it happens.
    Sorta like casino bank gambling, except with living things. Are we really being honest about the risk side of risk/reward? I maintain we aren't, they are severely downplaying the risk, and there is no insurance available, we have no backup full ecosystems once invasive species get loose, and they sometimes create rather large problems that even with all our tech we cannot solve.

    We have no idea long term what will happen with many of them, and all we have to go on so far is some examples like I mentioned, the canola superweed, and like starlink corn, etc., and then the side effects of modding local environments with these invasive species so that you can re-mod it with specific chemicals, and it doesn't seem to take long to start having problems from another vector, the example of the Palmer pigweed amaranth showing up heavy in GM cotton fields, then taking them over, developing huge resistance to the very chemicals pushed in the beginning as being "economical". Yes they were-for awhile., but a generation or two at the most and now these problems are starting to show up. And that is state of the art, it is as specific as we have to look at, we just don't know until after a generation or two timewise. We don't know in advance, they guess and take the default it will be OK because it is their economic investment. This has turned into faith based science, that's the worry, faith based on corporate PR.

    The thing is we just don't know. And the economics can sometimes not be there either, look at the recent big wipeout of corn/maize in South Africa for an example, they had a lot of farmers there who grew monsanto GM corn that failed to produce much in the way of edible grain this season, and that is the number one food crop there. The farmers blame the company, the company blames the farmers, but none of that matters once you look at the result, a severely restricted crop. We keep seeing unintended consequences, glitches, bugs, small 0 days, biological programming errors compounded by inapproriate user actions to continue my analogy. Whoopsies. I am just worried we will start seeing really LARGE 0 days, because the small and mediums are now starting to show up after a generation. And if a big corporation screws up, I mean really screws up, they go bankrupt..but that economic bankruptcy still wouldn't solve the problem of their biological screwup now running rampant all over. There is no biological insurance out there available.

    There are no easy answers here, none. All I have is this mental graph in my head of remembering back, how this industry has progressed, it started out amazing, everyone jumped on the bandwagon, then the gotchas start showing up, little niggling problems, then the larger ones, then.....it made me change my mind because I am about convinced now the whoppers will eventually show up, right now I think honeybee CCD could be the first really large one. Here's one that might happen, modding crops to produce pharmaceuticals. Ce

  65. Sooner or later by spidercoz · · Score: 1

    after someone claims rights to everything in the world, the rational people are going to wake up and realize it's fucking meaningless. It'll probably happen after some douchebag rights holder tries to sue someone for infringement, but then finds out the rights for suing someone for rights infringement belong to someone else, so they have to file for a license to sue for infringement but the troll holder is an extortionate cunt and demands unreasonable licensing fees, only to find out that the rights for charging unreasonable licensing fees is held by someone else. You see where this is going?

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  66. Anyone care to read an application? From 2005? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are we rehashing the news from 2005?

    WO2005/015989 and WO2005/017204

    http://v3.espacenet.com/publicationDetails/biblio?adjacent=true&KC=A1&date=20060503&NR=1651030A1&DB=EPODOC&locale=en_V3&CC=EP&FT=D

    Let's get up to date.

    Check out some US file history at

    http://portal.uspto.gov/external/portal/pair

    with application number 10/565548 .

    Or some EP file history from

    http://www.epoline.org/portal/public/registerplus

    with Application number EP20040757318 .

    Or stick with old news:

    http://newstandardnews.net/content/index.cfm/items/2240

    http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=GUP20060520&articleId=2480

    Frankly, I am tired of the amateur approach to patents so prevalent at Slashdot.

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  68. The title is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're trying to patent pig-fucking, which somehow seems ironic...

  69. Find out about the real Monsanto by Rubinhood · · Score: 1

    Some of the above comments are really funny, but this is actually quite serious. Monsanto is one of the most evil corporates ever. They force their genetically modified crap upon (bio)farmers. When their seeds then infect other crops, their lawyers appear and claim intellectual property rights, suing farmers left and right.
    They promise better crops / results from GM origins, but the crops are actually worse over the years, they can't be sold in as many markets (because of GM bans), they require much more chemicals, superweeds take hold, and cancer increases.
    I pray that genetically modified seeds (or animals, as the article says) never come to Europe. Ever.

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  71. Article From 2005.... New Owner by ninji · · Score: 1

    This article was from 2005. In 2007 Monsanto sold its swine breeding business, Choice Genetics, to Newsham Genetics LC. Monsanto's doing plenty of other crazy stuff people should be paying attention to, but this is old news.

    1. Re:Article From 2005.... New Owner by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      New Sham Genetics?

      I thought this was an old sham from 2005. Funny that, really.

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  72. Mod Parent Up by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Coming from a strong Jewish heritage, that's... that's so incredibly offensive!

    I love it!

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  73. Patentability? by Spud+Zeppelin · · Score: 1

    It should have been a no-brainer very early on in the process that reproduction is "obvious to a person skilled in the art."

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  74. Re:STFU Enviro-nazi's by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    And I'm not arguing against innovation. I am arguing against essentially giving a single entity such a large degree of very direct control over agricultural production. We're already seeing the effects of having Companies Too Big To Die actually dying wreaking havoc with the economy. I don't care to have such analogous circumstances happening to the single most important aspect of civilization.

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  75. Prior Art? by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    Well this is a pickle, do we allow the creationists to try and claim prior art?

  76. Misleading Headline by Tarlus · · Score: 1

    Pigs != Breeding techniques for pigs

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  77. Monsanto must be stopped by pbaer · · Score: 1

    For someone who thinks that what Monsanto is doing is wrong and harmful to the world, is there any organization whose primary mission is to stop Monsanto and companies like it? If not...

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  78. prior art exists by swschrad · · Score: 1

    just ask momma pig and daddy pig.

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  79. I thought patents were for inventions/creations? by joocemann · · Score: 1

    Pigs and pig breeding were not invented nor created by Monsanto. How is this not immediately rejected by our patent system.

    Furthermore, since when are natural, non-invented, life forms patentable? And even if an organism is modified, it is only the modification that was contributed, not the whole organism. To allow patent to whole organisms based on simple discovery or modification is akin to allowing a patent on Iron because you've found a way to make something with it.

    This is nonsense. I think our politicians need an education beyond law school (aka learning how to manipulate and exploit).

  80. Trying to fix it. Need help. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm probably buried in the comments thread by now, but I'm a Monsanto grunt, so I thought that I'd throw my two cents into the ring, since I'm also a long-time Slashdot reader. I've been working at the company for about a year, and it seems to me to be run by very smart people. I've honestly never worked with this many talented people outside of the University - where everybody works for practically free. And to be honest, my access to research is much higher than at the university I worked at previously.

    Monsanto has given up the rBGH industry and the livestock, and I know of no plans to bring a Terminator gene to market - ever. I think it might be like how some countries are "nuclear ready" - they could start producing the weapons if a war broke out, but they aren't making it right now. People didn't like the Terminator gene, and it's my impression that the scientists who work here didn't either.

    Personally, I think a lot of the blowback against GM crops is over the top and based on a gut reaction that people have. Organic techniques are not sufficient to feed everybody at this point. GM gives us the opportunity to do a lot more than increase yield - you can make plants that are able to grow in drought or flooding, use nitrogen more effectively and are resistant to bugs by using far less pesticide than conventional means, plus who knows how many other things. For the most part, you can probably even do that by just moving around the genes that are already in the plant.

    My personal concerns are more about biodiversity and corporate control - I'm all for government regulations, but a corporation won't regulate itself (see the movie "The Corporation"). Genetic patents are a much bigger deal than the science, from this perspective, and if you believe they should be changed, then *please* email your representative. Also, realize that many other companies like Syngenta, BASF, and Dow are in this business, too - they're 50% of the market although they receive far less scrutiny.

    I also don't believe that this business is bankrupting farmers around the world like some people are saying. It doesn't make sense to have a perennial business where people arenâ(TM)t going to be repeat buyers.

    Of course, I'm also not so naive to believe that I can put total trust in a corporation. If the bailout has shown us anything, it's that these behemoths get too big for anybody to really know everything that's going on. Again: state and federal legislation is the best way to force the company to be accountable.

    One other thing, I just think it's worthwhile to think "What does this really mean" before going straight from a company's name to "EVIL!!!!" It does a disservice to the people who are trying to make a change from the inside. Reasoned and intelligible critiques are much more likely to change things, even if they don't garner as many pitchforks.

    Peace and love to the /.

  81. Re:STFU Enviro-nazi's by Dripdry · · Score: 1

    Which is why they will get massive amounts of money when they finally do begin to fail.

    Governments around the world will bankrupt themselves in order to prop up Monsanto if they ever fail or if their crops begin to. It's just like AIG except on a much more serious scale.

    Has anyone suggested investing in commodities? :-)

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  82. The corporate wars are coming. by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    It may be the stuff of cyberpunk novels, but I believe we'll see widespread corporate warfare in the coming century. Heck, Blackwater (Xe) is already insinuated into government.

    But we will hit a point where the only thing for the civilian population to do is rise up, and take arms against the corporations. And it will be with bloodshed, not lawyers. (Unless they beat them to death with lawyers, which some people may advocate)

  83. On the surface, not much to see here by wintermind · · Score: 1

    It took ten years, but I can finally post on a Slashdot story with some degree of authority. I have a PhD in animal breeding and genetics and work actively in the area. Also note that IANAL. (Disclaimer: This post represents my opinions only, not those of my employer, the US Department of Agriculture.)

    As noted up-thread, this patent was filed for years ago. We discussed it quite a bit around the office. Assuming a sane world in which there is a competent patent examination process most of the claims in the patent will be thrown out on prior art, and in many cases an innovative step is lacking. Note that the patent is species-specific. What does that tell us? It tells us that Monsanto (tm) was aware of prior art in other species but believed the PTO could be convinced that moving from cows or chickens to pigs is a novel step that is non-obvious to a practitioner skilled in the art. I believe that this application has gone nowhere, and that the IP was sold off, maybe to PIC or Newsham.

    This is slimy, unpleasant stuff, but I am cautiously optimistic that any patent granted will be so narrow in scope as to not affect most of us consumers. Genetic evaluation programs for dairy cattle are now using high-density SNP arrays to improve predictions, and there are a number of nasty patent applications floating around out there, and the PTO may get some of them wrong.

  84. Biotech Company To Patent Pigs by alexo · · Score: 1

    Police departments worldwide expected to pay royalties.

  85. Re:Clueless insanity drives MindSpeak.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    *hangs head sheepishly*

    I keep trying to avoid posting while drinking, but an obvious 'Epic Fail' this time. I reread my comment, and wondered what my own point was.

    Sounds to me like you work for Greenpeace

    Maybe I should infiltrate them, then turn alcoholic!

    I think my point was about looking out for the dangers that can crop up from all of this patenting genomes/sequences/DNA, it could come back around to bite us in the butt.

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  86. Re:Clueless insanity drives MindSpeak.... by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

    Well as far as that goes, yea it has a lot of potential to bite us in the but. I don't think that we should be able to patent genes, unless they are engineered from scratch. Otherwise it's the textbook definition of trying to patent prior art

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