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On iPhone, Searching For Kama Sutra = Porn

heychris writes "Eucalyptus, an ebook app for iPhone, has been rejected from the App Store for 'objectionable content.' What's so objectionable? The Kama Sutra, available from Project Gutenberg, which is available on other ebook readers as well. Not only that, but the screenshot shows that you would have to search for Kama Sutra to get it; it's not built in to Eucalyptus. The author is reasonable but frustrated, while Herr Gruber is more succinct." I wonder how good the now-cheap Nokia 810 is as an e-book reader.

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  1. The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now excuse me, I'm going to read some find articles in the Playboy.

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    1. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 5, Informative
      It's actually not. Most of it is about relationships and marriage. Yes part of it has advice about sex but it's descriptive rather than erotic. Plus it's translated from Sanskrit so it's hardly readable. Here's a sample:

      On the occasion of a 'high congress' the Mrigi (Deer) woman should lie down in such a way as to widen her yoni, while in a 'low congress' the Hastini (Elephant) woman should lie down so as to contract hers. But in an 'equal congress' they should lie down in the natural position. What is said above concerning the Mrigi and the Hastini applies also to the Vadawa (Mare) woman. In a 'low congress the woman should particularly make use of medicine, to cause her desires to be satisfied quickly.

      Plus the famous pictures were only added later and aren't part of the actual work.

    2. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by need4mospd · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...woman should lie down in such a way as to widen her yoni,

      I love it when a woman widens her yoni.

    3. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by ckphoenix · · Score: 1

      Uh oh. I hope I don't get convicted as a hacker for reading this at work.

    4. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by emag · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stop that, I'm (still) at work, and that's getting me hot...

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    5. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by PolyDwarf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Plus it's translated from Sanskrit so it's hardly readable.

      That's a 5000 year old dead language... Couldn't they have tried Latin?

    6. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by beadfulthings · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, it's a 5,000 year old marriage manual with religious overtones. But the good folks at Apple can't allow us to be distracted from their bestsellers--immortal classics like "Pee Monkey" and "Urinal Test..." (or whatever the hell it's called).

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    7. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dood, I just in my pants! Thank god, Steve Jobs knows how to tease me until equal congress in the natural position will cause my desire to be satisfied.

    8. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by binaryseraph · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Yeah I went to a Yoni concert a while back- I can honestly say I hope he does not lay down and widen.

    9. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by sexconker · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've mastered a dead tongue. But can ya handle a live one?

    10. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus it's translated from Sanskrit so it's hardly readable.

      That's a 5000 year old dead language... Couldn't they have tried Latin?

      You youngsters. In my day we had Babylonian. And we liked it!

    11. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by derGoldstein · · Score: 4, Funny

      When the zombies take over this will be academic.

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    12. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the occasion of a 'high congress' the Mrigi (Deer) woman should lie down in such a way as to widen her yoni[...]

      I love it when a woman widens her yoni.

      Unfortunately, having the high congress present kills he mood pretty quickly.

    13. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by rubycodez · · Score: 1, Redundant

      not me, I like a nice tight yoni, tight like a mouse's ear

    14. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by david_thornley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dullest book about sex I ever read.

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    15. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by masmullin · · Score: 1

      mmmmm Talk dirty to me Brian

    16. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by beth_tk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's confusing. How do I decide what type of woman I am? Does it depend on the size of my yoni or is it caste thing?

    17. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by siloko · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've mastered a dead tongue. But can ya handle a live one?

      If not page 63 seems to have some interesting exercises . . .

    18. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by vurian · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, it's your general size and shape. Just extrapolate from the animals in question...

    19. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you like it Like free as in beer. (Being a /.er, I guess you actually have to pay for it though ...

    20. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man, I hear you.
      I had a girl sending me half-nude pics of her, and talk dirty via ICQ, because she deliberately wanted to get my dick hard.
      And then when she succeeded, my boss came in, and asked me to stand up and come with him.
      Have you ever tried to come up with excuses, when your head is high on dopamine & co?

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    21. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dull? It contains sentences about how you have to painfully slap your girl before sex, so she gets in the mood.
      It also contains some fetishes, that still are seen as perverse nowadays.
      I don't know about you, but I think even nowadays that does not count as "dull". ^^

      Oh, and it's not about sex only. Much is about foreplay. So it's more a book for girls, who still enhance their sex with their imagination. :P

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    22. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. But then again, your dick is the only one that would fit that anyway. :P

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    23. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It may have been the translation. I couldn't read far enough to get to some of that.

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    24. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by highfidelitychris · · Score: 1

      Man, I hear you. I had a girl sending me half-nude pics of her, and talk dirty via ICQ, because she deliberately wanted to get my dick hard. And then when she succeeded, my boss came in, and asked me to stand up and come with him.

      Where do you work that your boss wants you to COME with him? A porn studio?

    25. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      A .com business. And I do not work there anymore.

      But you are close. It really was like a porn studio in the summer, in case you were into the beautiful tits and bare feet and legs of scantly clad girls. :D

      In this case, what I meant was my boss coming into my office, and saying: "Come into my office. I want to show you something." (Which was a website. Not some body part. But it may have contained porn. :)

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    26. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's a 5,000 year old marriage manual with religious overtones.

      According to the Dutch indologist Herman Tieken it is not a manual at all, but a parody of a manual. To be more specific, parody of the Arthashastra, a treatise on kingship and forms of government.

    27. Re:The Kama Sutra isn't porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody got this. It's okay. I did.

  2. cydia by isama · · Score: 2, Informative

    is the answer

    1. Re:cydia by dangitman · · Score: 1

      You can get chlamydia from reading the Kama Sutra on the iPhone? In that case, I'm glad Apple's blocking it. Sorry, what was the question again?

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  3. They should pull a Trent Reznor by lothos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should pull a Trent Reznor and re-submit the app. It sounds like approval is very subjective based on the reviewer. Chances are it might get approved the second time around.

    1. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by AmazingRuss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've heard of several instances where people re-submitted unchanged apps and had them accepted. I'm guessing apple has a sweatshop somewhere in Asia stocked with marginal english speakers evaluating apps.

    2. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or special case it to not find The Kama Sutra and resubmit, then offer a patch later to undo the special case. If "it allows people looking for porn to find porn" is a valid criteria for rejecting an app, I suspect Apple is going to have to reject a lot more apps.

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    3. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by harryandthehenderson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If "it allows people looking for porn to find porn" is a valid criteria for rejecting an app, I suspect Apple is going to have to reject a lot more apps.

      And they would have to retroactively reject their own web browser.

    4. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by Thinboy00 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably the same people they've got doing customer service.

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    5. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those that don't know, www.pornhub.com in mobile safari will stream h.264 porn to your phone free.

    6. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by mcdermd · · Score: 1

      In my experience, their customer service is Canadian and United States-based.

    7. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by badpauly · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, the App-Store guidelines on what can be approved or not are most likely written to vaguely that it is up to the reviewer to decide what they mean.

      Reviewer #1 may be a liberal, and will pass the app without problem.

      Reviewer #2 might be an evangelical x-tian and will deny the app.

      Extrapolate that out to however many reviewers making those decisions, and you can see it is pure luck that gets some apps passed (Shake the Baby and Pee Monkey Toilet Trainer), while others get knocked back (Eucalyptus and the NIN app).

      "But the guidelines Lord Jobs gave us say..."

    8. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing apple has a sweatshop somewhere in Asia stocked with marginal english speakers evaluating apps.

      No, not Asia, they would have gotten the Kama Sutra reference.

    9. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by SlashWombat · · Score: 1

      Could be that one or two prudes have made it into the area that "approves" software. Or perhaps the titular head of Apple is going funny in the head in his old age. (Curious what lots of money and power do to people ... Howard Ughes comes to mind, as well as several others ....)

    10. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Why do people keep saying this? Its been proven time and again, and openly admitted by Apple, that their own default apps get special consideration in features and abilities. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to background their iPod app...

    11. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If "allowing people looking for porn to find porn" is valid criteria for rejecting an app then how the fuck can the iPhone SHIP WITH A WEB BROWSER?

    12. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by gwynevans · · Score: 1

      They should pull a Trent Reznor and re-submit the app.

      He did, but it looks like the same reviewer bounced it for the same reason, without taking on board any of his comments about it not itself having any content itself... He did later get a request to remove "this particular section" of his app, which suggests the reviewer still didn't understand what the app did (i.e. provide a search/download/read interface to PG).

    13. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Asia? That's not where the outsourcing went to if you're going for full irony points on this story.

    14. Re:They should pull a Trent Reznor by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Just Great... as if we didn't have enough problems with people using their mobile while driving already!

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  4. I'd be all set.... by Drone69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...with Eucalyptus and the shaking baby app. iPhone = iFun.

    1. Re:I'd be all set.... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny

      iPhone = iFun

      Or iPhone = !fun

      That's how I ready your statement the first time around.

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  5. Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you are so opposed to Apple's censorship, STOP BUYING AND HYPING THEIR PRODUCTS.

    Until techy geeks stop hyping everything Apple does as the "next big thing" and start paying attention to the shady shit that Apple pulls every day, the situation will never get better.

    1. Re:Here's a suggestion: by msobkow · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I couldn't agree more. Continuing to buy iPhones and other Apple products only encourages them to continue behaving as they have. Since when is it up to a company to censor products, especially when the censorship is so unevenly applied as to allow other eBook readers to access the Kama Sutra?

      Unfortunately, the simple fact of the matter is that people will not boycott Apple over such behaviour. In fact, many of their hordes of minions will probably be more likely to buy, claiming that Apple is "family friendly."

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    2. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not censorship.

    3. Re:Here's a suggestion: by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course it's censorship. It's just not government censorship. That means it isn't illegal, it's just moronic, stupid, vile, idiotic, repugnant and pathetic.

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    4. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is theres really no other alternative. There are nearly no cheap AT&T handsets that A) Have a multi-touch enabled captive touchscreen B) A decent browser C) Lots of (quality) applications to download for free.

      Sure, Android is great... Unfortunately here in the US there are only one or two phones released with it officially and both are on T-Mobile. Windows Mobile doesn't support captive touch screens officially, and almost anyone who has used WinMo can tell you it basically sucks. Blackberry looks promising, but as of now their only touch screen phone is hampered by SureType or whatever they call it making your typing speed really slow, and its locked in to Verizion. And other than Symbian (which AFAIK doesn't have a phone with a touchscreen), there aren't any other major smartphone OSes to choose from.

      Until we get cell phone networks that actually embrace new and advanced hardware, it seems like we will be stuck with crappy phones.

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    5. Re:Here's a suggestion: by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....yes it is. Whether it's justifiable or not is a more complex question, but they *are* suppressing things which have, on their own, been considered to be protected speech.

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    6. Re:Here's a suggestion: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If you are so opposed to Apple's censorship, STOP BUYING AND HYPING THEIR PRODUCTS.

      Many of us have already done just that.

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    7. Re:Here's a suggestion: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is theres really no other alternative.

      You're shitting me.

      Please don't pretend that it's all about the "A)..multi-touch enabled captive touchscreen".

      Why are people so resistant to simply admitting it's a fashion accessory? There's no shame in wanting something for status' sake. You don't have to make up rationalizations.

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    8. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately here in the US there are only one or two phones released with it officially and both are on T-Mobile. Windows Mobile doesn't support captive touch screens officially, and almost anyone who has used WinMo can tell you it basically sucks.

      (1) You can move the G1 to AT&T (or any other GSM carrier). Of course AT&T costs a metric ass-ton more than TMO, so I don't know why would want to do it, but that's a different matter? http://www.unlock-tmobileg1.com/EN/procedures/activate.php

      (2) WinMo sucks out of the box, but there is a massive community of people cooking up new ROMS and writing awesome applications. If you are a super-busy-important guy (why would you be posting on /.?) then it's not for you, but for anyone with free time that likes to play with gadgets and customize software, WinMo is an acceptable choice.

      Also, what's all the fuss about capacitive touch screens? My >2-year old (yes, it predates the 1G iPhone) HTC Titan has a resistive touch screen that works fine without the stylus for any application designed for touch-use, including most of the WinMo interface since I upgraded to 6.5 (community built, naturally). The (past) lack of good touch applications on the WinMo side of things was a software problem carried over from the days of the stylus, not because of hardware that couldn't support it.

    9. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not!

      In fact, every chance I get, I advise people against purchasing anything from Apple!

    10. Re:Here's a suggestion: by pohl · · Score: 1

      Please don't pretend that it's all about the "A)..multi-touch enabled captive touchscreen".

      I think you're shitting me...by mixing the words "haptic" and "capacitive" into one. ...and don't pretend that you have no ability to grok usability and the beauty of software's architecture. Never mind; I know you're not pretending.

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    11. Re:Here's a suggestion: by samkass · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Only on Slashdot would your post get modded Insightful instead of its rightful "Flamebait" mod.

      In short, don't try to pretend you know why iPhone buyers buy their phones, because you obviously don't. Trust me, fashion has very little to do with my purchasing decisions. If you met me that would be pretty easy to confirm.

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    12. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because it's not. We use it because it has good features and is easy to use, plus a million others reasons.

      Why are people so resistant to admitted that it's not just a fashion accessory but is actually a great, intuitive piece of technology.

    13. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Why are people so resistant to simply admitting it's a fashion accessory?

      It's embarrassing to admit they're paying hundreds of dollars extra in order to purchase some plastic respect.

      Not that it's wrong; it should be embarrassing. Apple needs to be careful, they're doing well but navigating in very fickle waters. The fashion tide can quickly turn.

    14. Re:Here's a suggestion: by thearkitex · · Score: 1

      Why are people so resistant to simply admitting it's a fashion accessory?

      Have people gotten around to admitting that about the iPod yet? I don't know, I still used CD's to carry my "portable" music collection.

    15. Re:Here's a suggestion: by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

      So you're moving from oppresive Apple to oppresive Microsoft. Brilliant.

      WinMo is not acceptable if you have any understanding of usability. I tried 2 different phones for 2 weeks with it and I'd rather use my cheapo Samsung than a phone with WinMo. Now, Blackberry/Android could be considered alternatives, but don't ever mention WinMo as usable. Please.

    16. Re:Here's a suggestion: by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      With these random rejections happening all the time, I'm starting to think there is one Apple employee who is a complete dipshit/not fit for his job/bears a grudge against the world. It would be interesting to see what this hypothetical employee approves, if anything.

    17. Re:Here's a suggestion: by teknosapien · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more - but then again this should apply to all things Music Movies etc

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    18. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Draek · · Score: 1

      Of course, but a bit of bad publicity is also necessary for them to Get A Clue(tm). Otherwise, they may think people aren't buying it because it wasn't shiny enough instead.

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    19. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is theres really no other alternative. There are nearly no cheap AT&T handsets that A) Have a multi-touch enabled captive touchscreen B) A decent browser C) Lots of (quality) applications to download for free.

      You just made up a bunch of arbitrary search criteria. Try this: select from phones where DON'T SUCK. After that, you can worry about relatively trivial issues like multi-touch screens. I'll take DON'T SUCK and buttons, any day, over SUCK with a neural interface.

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    20. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      (1) You can move the G1 to AT&T (or any other GSM carrier). Of course AT&T costs a metric ass-ton more than TMO, so I don't know why would want to do it, but that's a different matter? http://www.unlock-tmobileg1.com/EN/procedures/activate.php

      Yes, but buying an unlocked phone costs more (like the G1 dev phone) and unlocking isn't officially supported. Just like I can unofficially jailbreak and unlock an iPhone to make it work on T-Mobile too.

      (2) WinMo sucks out of the box, but there is a massive community of people cooking up new ROMS and writing awesome applications. If you are a super-busy-important guy (why would you be posting on /.?) then it's not for you, but for anyone with free time that likes to play with gadgets and customize software, WinMo is an acceptable choice.

      Sure, but either way the core still sucks. You can make it be decent, but it still requires other software draining the battery.

      Also, what's all the fuss about capacitive touch screens? My >2-year old (yes, it predates the 1G iPhone) HTC Titan has a resistive touch screen that works fine without the stylus for any application designed for touch-use, including most of the WinMo interface since I upgraded to 6.5 (community built, naturally). The (past) lack of good touch applications on the WinMo side of things was a software problem carried over from the days of the stylus, not because of hardware that couldn't support it.

      A) No multitouch, you wouldn't think it would be that big of a deal, but it multitouch makes touchscreens much more useful for day to day activities B) Resistive touchscreens are flexible, and therefore are more prone to breaking with misuse.

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    21. Re:Here's a suggestion: by spydabyte · · Score: 1

      Who says the two parties you're referring to are one and the same? I'd argue that they are very separate groups.

      But I would agree that no, of course Apple won't change its business practices if they keep raking in the dough. I'm glad you've solved that complex market conundrum. As far as they know, their solution is working, and if I were in their shoes, I wouldn't change a thing. I might if you could prove that appeasing the hardcore enthusiast .01% market share would help the bottom line.

    22. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Ok, lets see phones that don't suck.

      iPhone
      G1
      Blackberry Bold
      Palm Pre (based solely on reviews as it isn't out yet)

      And even those phones still have a multitude of issues. There are no phones that don't suck. The iPhone has a horrid application approval process and many obvious flaws such as the lack of MMS/Copy and paste, lack of background applications, etc. But many will be fixed in iPhone OS 3.0. On the hardware side it has a crappy camera. Android still isn't 100% mature, the G1 has a broken bluetooth stack, non-standard headphone jack, and a lot of other flaws. The BlackBerry Bold still doesn't have a decent media player and due to a lack of a touchscreen browsing still isn't as good as on the iPhone. The Palm Pre will certainly have some flaws, but considering its not out yet, there aren't any real reviews.

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    23. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are nearly no cheap AT&T handsets that A) Have a multi-touch enabled captive touchscreen B) A decent browser C) Lots of (quality) applications to download for free.

      Sounds to me like you will contort your "requirements" to only ever match the iPhone. Frankly, I couldn't give a shit what phone you buy, but for the love of christ do we have to see whiny stories on slashdot every day about Apple censorship? You've made your choice, now live with the consequences and shut the fuck up already.

    24. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that the "enthusiast" market is the only part that matters when it comes to why an iPhone is supposedly "better" than any other phone. The vast majority of mindless hipster drones simply buy iPhones because that is the "phone du jour", and wouldn't know a good reason to own one from a hole in their beret wearing, mullet wrapped, head.

    25. Re:Here's a suggestion: by derGoldstein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a difference between a product that relays "I don't buy crap" and one that screams "Guess what color *my* credit card is??".

      It's more than fashion, with many/most of Apple's products. It's the upper, so called "BMW set". It's "Bling". It's almost regarded as jewelry that's 'ok' for a man to walk around with. It goes well with a Rolex.
      And yes, many people would consider is shameful to buy a watch with diamonds embedded in it.

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    26. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree completely. Note that poster indicated "If you are so opposed to Apple's censorship..."

      Fact of the matter is that there products are cool and they work (for the most part.) I don't really give a rat's ass whether or not I can use an ebook reader from the app store, it's their store and they can do what they want.

      Personally, I'm just glad my calendar updates...

    27. Re:Here's a suggestion: by ceswiedler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't it possible to be opposed to part of something, and yet still find the whole valuable enough to warrant keeping? Have you, for example, ever been married?

    28. Re:Here's a suggestion: by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Sure, Android is great... Unfortunately here in the US there are only one or two phones released with it officially and both are on T-Mobile.

      You can by the Android dev phone for US$425 +S&H (including the US$25 registration fee for the Android marketplace) or you could use grey imports. I bought my Android phone unlocked and outright for A$900 (standard price for a smartphone in AU, yes we do get ripped off) but buying it from Australia or Europe means that you'll get the local firmware (if that matters), for Australia it's Singtel's RC8 firmware.

      Until we get cell phone networks that actually embrace new and advanced hardware,

      Stop whining about the phone carriers, if you dislike the situation that much put your money where your mouth is an work around them like I do. You can buy phones outright or import them, otherwise just have a nice tall glass of get over it.

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    29. Re:Here's a suggestion: by tsm_sf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm a man of the people because my touchscreen phone/computer/mp3 player cost slightly less than yours.

      Idiots.

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    30. Re:Here's a suggestion: by mjwx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please don't pretend that it's all about the "A)..multi-touch enabled captive touchscreen".

      Multi-touch is a gimmick, you have a good point there. But a responsive touchscreen is an important feature. Capacitive touch screens with good drivers provide much faster responses, comparing the capacitive screen my HTC Dream (G1 in the US) to the resistive screen on the Samsung F480 and the Samsung screen is almost unusable compared to the responsiveness of the HTC. While a touch screen is not necessary for a phone, if you're going to put a touch screen into a phone it should be a decent touchscreen

      Why are people so resistant to simply admitting it's a fashion accessory?

      Cognitive Dissonance, they cant handle the conflicting ideas that the iphone cannot perform the same functions in other smartphones whilst maintaining the impression that the iphone is the "best phone in the world". Iphone fanboys are the worst fanboys to deal with.

      Although I admit to the sin of pride in my android based phone, I'll be the first to point out its flaws.

      There's no shame in wanting something for status' sake. You don't have to make up rationalizations.

      Post Purchase rationalisation. The Iphone cost too much to be a simple fashion accessory, unlike jewellery it will never increase in value, when their contract is up after 24 months their phone will be worthless and superseded by up to 2 models. For this they have spent a minimum of A$1800 for a locked phone.

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    31. Re:Here's a suggestion: by mjwx · · Score: 1

      So you're moving from oppresive Apple to oppresive Microsoft. Brilliant.

      Its still an improvement, Microsoft is evil as a side effect of greed, Apple are evil because they've set out to be evil. But still, going from Apple to Microsoft is like going from Nazi Germany to Soviet Russia.

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    32. Re:Here's a suggestion: by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Multi-touch is a gimmick, you have a good point there. But a responsive touchscreen is an important feature.

      Wait, why is touch screen an important feature and yet multi-touch is only a gimmick? That doesn't make sense to me.

      I don't own an iPhone and I don't ever plan on getting one, but the multi-touch interface is very nice in my limited experience with it.

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    33. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPhone can't perform a lot of the functions of a "dumb" (free) phone either, like stereo Bluetooth, video recording, MMS, tethering, usable as a removable drive, etc...

    34. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      So you're moving from oppresive Apple to oppresive Microsoft. Brilliant.

      Microsoft's "oppression" is a lot less overbearing in this case. For starters, I am granted root access to my phone -- no exploits needed -- just pop open the file explorer and edit/replace/delete whatever you want. A necessary consequence of having root access is that I can install any application by simply transferring the file, as opposed to being beholden to an app store with ridiculous and (as we see in TFA) completely arbitrary restrictions.

      Those applications, unlike in Android and iPhoneOS, can access the entire range of OS APIs and so we can create a real NAT router (http://www.wmwifirouter.com/ -- absolutely awesome app btw, wifi, bluetooth, activesync all supported) instead of having to make a half-baked proxy application because Google decided not to expose the raw socket API. Quote the makers of AndroidProxy

      It's not really a true "tethering" app. Presently we don't have access to any low level packet APIs so it's impossible (without hacking the lower levels of the phone) to write something that does the kind of NAT connection possible with Windows Mobile phones.

      http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:q-oBbuzOHAwJ:graha.ms/androidproxy/+androidproxy

      So we have an open source OS that refuses to give it's users root privileges and deliberately cripples the API versus a closed source OS with a full API and root access -- I'll call that a tie. Add in the huge application base already developed for WinMo and it's a cinch.

      WinMo is not acceptable if you have any understanding of usability. I tried 2 different phones for 2 weeks with it and I'd rather use my cheapo Samsung than a phone with WinMo. Now, Blackberry/Android could be considered alternatives, but don't ever mention WinMo as usable. Please.

      I actually said that WinMo is not usable out of the box, but quite usable after putting some time and effort into tweaking it how you like it. Most of all, there is a huge (xda,ppcgeeks) community of hackers constantly working at the devices. You used it for 2 weeks and, I'll bet dollars to donuts, didn't even try a custom ROM or a third-party today screen manager. Of course you put it away. I wouldn't use a stock WinMo phone either but my custom version is more usable that the iPhone by a large margin (and I'm using shitty 2 year old hardware that predates even the 2G iPhone).

      Of course, this presumes that you like technology and enjoy fiddling with things to make them better. If you are a business guy that's too busy, get a Blackberry. If you are not technical enough to deal with flashing a device, transferring applications and editing settings, go for the iPhone.

      Like I said, I'm watching Andriod, but the lack of a good bluetooth tethering solution (USB, lol) with real sockets is holding me back. A few years of application development and maybe we'll talk.

    35. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      Sure, but either way the core still sucks. You can make it be decent, but it still requires other software draining the battery.

      The WinMo 6.5 core (which, as usual, is back-ported to my 2 year old device by the community) is fine and the "other software" doesn't drain the battery when the phone is in standby. I get better battery life that my roommates iPhone, although that's partly due to the fact that CDMA/EVDO eats GSM/UTMS any day of the week.

      A) No multitouch, you wouldn't think it would be that big of a deal, but it multitouch makes touchscreens much more useful for day to day activities B) Resistive touchscreens are flexible, and therefore are more prone to breaking with misuse.

      I've used multitouch, seemed like a neat feature but nothing to justify a "big deal". All my apps have gestures, including a version of Opera with a touch-zoom-bar that works just as well as the Safari version -- actually better, since I don't need to move another finger onto the screen but can one hand it with my thumb.

      As for breaking, I've spent 2 years of putting my WinMo phone (HTC Titan) directly into my pocket with nothing but aplastic screen protector -- it's banged up and scratched to hell. I've dropped it so many times that the nicks and scratches aren't even distinct any more. The touchscreen works just fine -- it was never as accurate as the iphone but with good software it doesn't need to be.

    36. Re:Here's a suggestion: by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Rubies on the other hand..

      You know, jeweled bearings actually do improve the performance of (non-quartz...) watches. But you can't see them...

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    37. Re:Here's a suggestion: by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Wait, why is touch screen an important feature and yet multi-touch is only a gimmick? That doesn't make sense to me.

      Because the majority of people will only be touching one area at a time. The Dream (G1) is fast enough that it can differentiate different touches on a soft KB without multi-touch even when using both hands. If you look at most people you'll find them using their phone with 1 hand, this kind of invalidates the need for multi-touch.

      I never said a touch screen was an important feature, I said if you're going to include a touch screen it needs to be responsive.

      I don't own an iPhone and I don't ever plan on getting one, but the multi-touch interface is very nice in my limited experience with it.

      This is just Apple marketing at work. Multi touch is not used as much as people think, even by iphone owners, its something put in there for gimmicky reasons and so apple can shoehorn in a few patents to squeeze out competition. Remember that the Nintendo DS has been very successful without multitouch mainly because people dont need it with a touch screen.

      I find the "pinch zoom" to be very user unfriendly to use as it requires the use of both hands, on a mobile device the UI should be focused around being able to use 90% of the devices function with a single hand (I.E. the one that is holding the device).

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    38. Re:Here's a suggestion: by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      anyone who has used WinMo can tell you it basically sucks.

      Nonsense! Windows Mobile has achieved a very advanced level of suck.

    39. Re:Here's a suggestion: by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I wanted to like G1, but the lack of multitouch killed it for me. You don't need to be an Apple apostle or a fashion slave to like the iPhone, just like you don't need to be a self-aggrandizing dweeb who thinks he's cooler because his phone is big and not shiny to like the G1.

      Multitouch has plenty of legitimate uses, which have emerged both in gestures and applications. Yes, some are gimmicky - the inconsistent use of two fingers to rotate on OSX comes to mind - but some (like pinching in Safari or especially in Maps) are actually quite a breakthrough. I've used a between the Storm, the G1, and the iPhone, multitouch is by far the biggest draw of the iPhone. Show me an app like Ocarina that would work as well without multi-touch. One finger cannot do as much as four. You'd think the people who have been ridiculing the Mac's one-button mice wouldn't be stuck in one-finger inputs.

      (Plus, multitouch + the AirMouse app + a home theater PC = A really damn good idea that was a long time coming.)

    40. Re:Here's a suggestion: by masmullin · · Score: 1

      no. and I cut off my feet to get rid of the useless baby toes!

    41. Re:Here's a suggestion: by nausea_malvarma · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because it's not. We use it because it has good features and is easy to use, plus a million others reasons.

      Why are people so resistant to admitted that it's not just a fashion accessory but is actually a great, intuitive piece of technology.

      CAR ANALOGY:

      A Porsche has good features, and it's easy to use. Infact, Porsches are good cars, and great pieces of technology. But that doesn't mean everyone needs a Porsche, or that all Porsche purchases are motivated by the car's attractive specs.

      Infact, most people buy Porsches because they are a trendy status symbol, and owning one makes you look cool and important. Like the iphone.

    42. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) Have a multi-touch enabled captive touchscreen B) A decent browser C) Lots of (quality) applications to download for free.

      It's a freakin' telephone! Use a laptop if you want something else!

    43. Re:Here's a suggestion: by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone boycott something that is obviously going to be fixed in the next version? This is hardly "shady" or censorship. What Apple are doing is annoying, but lets not blow it out of proportion like people here have done in the past regarding iPhone issues.

    44. Re:Here's a suggestion: by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Now, we can argue about the degree of restriction and classification of content in these cases, but if filtering out possible adult content in a store is censorship, then what is not selling porn to minors? Or do you support that idea? And exactly why is it "moronic, stupid, vile, idiotic, repugnant and pathetic"? Please keep in mind I'm not talking about the results of Apple's implementation, but their decision to do it.

    45. Re:Here's a suggestion: by LilWolf · · Score: 1

      And other than Symbian (which AFAIK doesn't have a phone with a touchscreen)

      There is the Nokia 5800 XpressMusic. Not sure if it's available in the US though.

      http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/02/nokia-5800-xpressmusic-hands-on/

    46. Re:Here's a suggestion: by echnaton192 · · Score: 1

      Um - how about: I am reluctant to buy the iphone for its poor GPS (no navi-software) and its bad app-store-policy and its lack of modem-capability, but I DEMAND multi-touch on my next phone?

      I don't give a damn about "style". But everytime somebody showed me how to use the iphone, I envy them. No waiting for the iphone to respond, easy internet, easy usage - and did I mention the instant response time?

      It's not about style. It's about liking the usability. Give me alternatives or I'll strongly consider buying an iphone next time around - IF I could use it for navigation and as internet-access to my netbook.

      Style to me simply boils down to "phone needs to be black". But usability simply boils down to: Haven't seen anything nearly as good as this one. So Jailbreak might be the only option.

      A phone needs to be fast and intuitive and so on. I'll consider alternatives. But multitouch is fun to use. To me, that counts.

    47. Re:Here's a suggestion: by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I wanted to like G1, but the lack of multitouch killed it for me.

      How? if multitouch is the only thing on the HTC Dream you didn't like then clearly the HTC Dream or Android is not for you.

      just like you don't need to be a self-aggrandizing dweeb who thinks he's cooler because his phone is big and not shiny to like the G1.

      Here's where all your arguments lost any value. I have a HTC Dream (G1 in the US and UK) and my phone is not a fashion statement, it performs a function (work calls and email on the move). If you were slightly more clued in and a bit less judgemental (and actually got the facts right) I'd agree with you, I dislike phone fanboyism or fanboyism of any kind and will be the first to point out the flaws in the HTC Dream and Android (lack of multitouch is not one of them).

      Please go back and review the facts.

      Now think for a moment, on a mobile device one would expect to be, well mobile. try walking down the street using both hands on your mobile, or standing on public transport and use both hands to use your mobile, or try holding something, like a drink and using your phone at the same time. Requiring both hands for a phone is just plain stupid. most people will only use their thumb to operate their phones, this is because this movement is more natural and ergonomic then having to use your other hand.

      Mobile phones and/or devices are made for convenience, not for real work. If I need more input then my phone can provide, I'll sit down at a desk with a PC or laptop and use a proper input device.

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    48. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone boycott something that is obviously going to be fixed in the next version? This is hardly "shady" or censorship. What Apple are doing is annoying, but lets not blow it out of proportion like people here have done in the past regarding iPhone issues.

      I'm appalled you'd stand up and defend this. Go read the original article and see if you still agree with Apple's actions.

      http://www.blog.montgomerie.net/whither-eucalyptus

      • It's hypocritical - Apple's Safari can display the exact same file
      • It's also hypocritical in that other apps with the same content (Stanza, Kindle, etc etc) are allowed through no problem
      • It's arbitrary - there is no comeback in this process, no appeal, and not even a proper justification
      • It's censorship - Apple decide which apps can show which content according to some widely variable standard which doesn't apply to everyone
      • There's no intimation from Apple that this will be fixed, you're reading that into it from other apologists on the net saying 'oh well it's parental controls'. What sort of reason is that when the internet is already on the phone?
      • There is no proper appeal process, all you get is the same idiot who rejected the app in the first place parroting the same sections of legalese in their over-the-top development contract.
      • Lastly, it's bullshit, and it makes me rethink any association with Apple, and wonder whether I really want to use their products at all.

      Apple really needs to sort out their app approval process, and people need to stop apologising for their obvious hypocrisy and censorship. Parental controls are a nonsense when you give access to the open internet, and censorship doesn't work anyway. Are they planning on censoring the internet now as well, in the hope of avoiding little Johnny finding something bad on his phone? What a lame defence for a hypocritical and arbitrary rejection from Apple.

      Apple should strike this clause from their contract and stop trying to censor works of literature and art which are already available on the phone. The same argument could be used to block any app which accesses the internet, or uses a webview from the phone, as they can all potentially show objectionable content.

      The worst part of all this is that Apple doesn't feel the need to respond to complaints, and the only way they will is if enough people pick up on this and start mentioning it to Apple at every opportunity as a seriously dumb move.

    49. Re:Here's a suggestion: by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      You're free to feel how you want to feel on multi-touch interfaces, but I can't agree. And no, it's not because of Apple's marketing. Apple's marketing is all about applications anyway, isn't it? I have yet to see an add showing someone rotating a map with two fingers.

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    50. Re:Here's a suggestion: by FlightlessParrot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why are people so resistant to simply admitting it's a fashion accessory? There's no shame in wanting something for status'sake. You don't have to make up rationalizations.

      Name me one other smartphone or PDA on which you can install Liddell & Scott's Greek English Lexicon (that's the big Liddell, with tiny print and 2,000 A4 size pages). As well as Lewis & Short's Latin Dictionary, which beats shit out of Whitaker's Words on a Palm. Your stupid antifanboi attitude means you're depriving yourself of a really useful tool for the study of ancient Greek. Kids these days.

    51. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0, Troll

      And shits like you can't understand that sheer number of functions doesn't make for a good product. If the iPhone has the functions required and it has a user-interface far superior to other phones there is little reason other than cost and service availability to not get one.

      I do not have an iPhone. I don't have a cellular phone at all, of any model.

      I do have an iPod Touch, and I love it. It works as a music player and I have several useful applications, including one I wrote myself. I really don't give a crap what anyone else thinks about it.

    52. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      Anyone who assumes that liking the iPhone means that one is interested in making a fashion statement is an unmitigated asshole and really should be killed to remove such filth from the world. Really. Debate on the merits of the product in question. Don't make up silly and stupid shit about people you've never met just to satisfy your overblown ego.

    53. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      I'm appalled that you actually care that Apple made an arbitrary decision that you don't agree with. Oh wait. I'm not. I just think you're an idiot.

      Every corporation makes decisions like this from time to time. If you're going to use this as a criterion, you're not going to be doing much shopping anymore.

      All the app developer needs to do is resubmit. That's the appeals process. Any real developer for the iPhone already knows this.

    54. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      It is censorship. I pretty much agree with the rest of your post though.

    55. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      And I bet your smugness vastly exceeds that of any other person on the planet.

    56. Re:Here's a suggestion: by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Hrm... actually wished death on people over something as insipid as saying iphones are fashion toys...

      That's GOT to fall under "He doth protest too much"

    57. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Ok, lets see phones that don't suck.

      [ list of fancy gadgets omitted ]

      So you're saying that my 5 € (subsidised) phone sucks because it focuses on making phone calls and remembering phone numbers ? I'll let you know that it also gives the time and doubles as an alarm clock. So there.

      Works fine for me.

      I'm not interested in it doing anything more. I don't want email on the road. Email is asynchronous. That's the point. I pride myself in being able to stay offline for *hours* at the time.

      I'm already annoyed enough with the phone on the road. I'm actually even quite annoyed by the widespread expectation that when you're at home, you're supposed to answer the phone even if you're doing something else. Now you're supposed to answer the phone all the time. Now you're going to have to answer email, IMs and whatnot all the time as well.

      Well count me out.

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    58. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ATT has the HTC Touch Pro, which while not multitouch has a great touchscreen (better than the iPhone imho because it's 640*480) and lots of software and a better browser that even supports tabbed browsing.

    59. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently got one, and had no phone previously. The iphone contract was the same price as normal phones... the only difference being that the data usage tends to be higher so the monthly cost is higher but, that depends on how much I use it and in every other respect I'd be paying as much monthy for a regular mobile.

      So I don't see what the big deal is.

      Or am I missing something?

    60. Re:Here's a suggestion: by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Not allowing minors to buy or view porn is still censorship. It may be a good idea (though I don't recall that not being allowed to buy porn ever stopped my friends and I getting our hands on copies of Hustler and Penthouse, and this was in the days before online porn).

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    61. Re:Here's a suggestion: by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      "Of course AT&T costs a metric ass-ton more than TMO, so I don't know why would want to do it, but that's a different matter?"

      Really? Last time I looked T mobile's data plan was significantly higher than ATT's

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    62. Re:Here's a suggestion: by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I saw a Porsche SUV a while back and thought exactly this.

    63. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      I'm appalled that you actually care that Apple made an arbitrary decision that you don't agree with. Oh wait. I'm not. I just think you're an idiot.

      Whatever. I care because I use and develop applications for their platform. If they start making a lot more decisions like that, it'll make my life uncomfortable to the point where I'll look for alternatives. They have made lots of arbitrary decisions like this which are beyond stupid lately, and if they continue, that makes my life difficult as a user and as a developer. Seems pretty obvious to me why I would care.

      If this is the future of the Apple platform, I don't like it. It's not a single arbitrary decision, it's a symptom of an arrogant refusal to adjust a system that is plainly broken. Quite apart from that censorship of this kind is not something I find acceptable. But maybe you don't mind some corporation deciding what content you can access, and what you cannot?

      All the app developer needs to do is resubmit. That's the appeals process. Any real developer for the iPhone already knows this.

      He already did, as you'd know if you had RTFA, and got the same idiotic responses back. There is no fucking appeals process - every *real* developer for the iPhone already knows this. You send emails to a black hole and occasionally get a response back, or resubmit several times, waiting from days to weeks each time in between, in the hope you find a more reasonable reviewer. Oftentimes people just give in and make changes, whether they agree with them or not, and sometimes they even have no idea exactly what the problem is because the responses are so inscrutable. Take a look on the developer forums under 'Distribution' if you actually have access and don't believe me.

    64. Re:Here's a suggestion: by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I keep going over your argument, but it doesn't make sense to me. Apple is not trying to suppress information in the same way some dictator does. They've made a decision to not allow certain content in their stores. Yes, they aren't doing a good job at it, but that's another story. Censorship is not when someone will not allow your product to be included into their exclusive store. Perhaps you could talk about anti-competitive practices, but I still don't see how you can call this real censorship with a strait face. Perhaps it meets a definition of censorship, but it's not the kind I consider as important. I think some people here don't know how to separate out the different aspects of an issue. There are many problems with the iPhone and the App store, but I don't think censorship is one of them.

    65. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Diag · · Score: 1

      I don't have or want an iPhone, but I do have an iPod Touch. When I have internet connectivity on it, multitouch is awesome. Or even when I'm just showing off photos, being able to zoom in and out of web pages and photos so easily continues to amaze me after over a year of using the thing.

      I am not a "fanboy", and haven't really seen any of the Android stuff, or other alternatives, but... I really think multitouch is a great innovation - not a gimmick.

      But simple things like typing text, and looking up contacts continue to suck on the iPod Touch/iPhone. Hence, I'll stick with my bog standard Nokia phone for .... the phone stuff.

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    66. Re:Here's a suggestion: by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I care because I use and develop applications for their platform. If they start making a lot more decisions like that, it'll make my life uncomfortable to the point where I'll look for alternatives.

      Well, I guess that's what it comes down to. I don't think Apple will get worse. I think the situation will improve. But that's because I think they have their reasons for doing what they have done, even if it doesn't suit me.

      They have made lots of arbitrary decisions like this which are beyond stupid lately...

      I think the decisions they've made are not arbitrary, but are simply them deciding how to run their business, and since they have been delivering good products in the past, I trust that they have reasons for their decisions, at least for now. Why do you think that certain decision are arbitrary? Why would such a big company with a focus on making money via quality products make truly arbitrary decisions?

      I think much of the restrictions and limitations of the iPhone and the App store are simply because Apple doesn't want to rush things (something I agree with), and limiting functionality and imposing restrictions is a good way to control the situation until everything is sorted out. Just like there was no App store at all to begin with. Just like the first iPhone was missing many features that are there now. Just like the NDA issues when development was opened up to 3rd parties. Just like there was no Exchange before, and how the next version will have CalDAV. Just like the next version of the App store will have a parental control/content ratings system.

    67. Re:Here's a suggestion: by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      OK. So it's censorship. Then is it important? Are whistle-blowers being suppressed, are there controversial political issues here? Because in a store with no parental control, is it really that unexpected to not allow something of possible adult content? Keep in mind that Apple have parental control as a feature of their OS. So obviously anything else they do, they have to consider how it fits in with that.

      If we call everything like this censorship, then I think we degrade the term for when it really matters.

    68. Re:Here's a suggestion: by nickfd · · Score: 1

      It is, unlocked north american version, for 220$ if you can find it on a deal, or less if you can find an at&t retailer selling it with a subsidy.

    69. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      Nokia 5800 XpressMusic phone, a Symbian touch screen phone available across the world including America

      It's a touch screen phone with a webkit based browser than seems equal in ability to the iPhone.

      Nokia Music is a surprisingly good copy of iTunes (although the DRM on the songs sucks). I think the Music player is simple and intuitive to use although I'll admit the iPhone is easier to use.

      The phone supports push/pull email and can be setup to grab your hotmail as well. The phone also supports copy/paste for messages and MMS messaging which is integrated nicely.

      The GPS capabilities are better than I iPhone's. I have a friend who own one and my Nokia can get a more accurate position than his iPhone. You also have better maps since the Nokia works with Nokia Maps 2.0, Garmin software and Google Maps. Lastly the phone supports satellite navigation, a feature which I thought I would never use but have used a lot.

      The Nokia phone is marginally thicker (by 2/3mm) and it seems worse because the Nokia phone is rectangular. It also lacks multi touch but then the phone vibrates when you touch the screen letting you know you've activated it (very handy). The phone doesn't require a highly expensive contract (I'm on a £20pm tarif and paying an additional £7pm for an unlimited download bolt on). Its also cheaper than the iPhone, it's ok to admit you only own one because its "cool".

    70. Re:Here's a suggestion: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      amRadioHed, I agree that multi-touch is very nice technology.

      I know you weren't responding to me, but to my responder, but still, I want to clarify that my point was that to say most people buy an iPhone because of it's "captive multitouch" is a little suspicious.

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    71. Re:Here's a suggestion: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, having a more open method to acquire apps, as opposed to the way Apple is locking down the app store, is more important than a multi-touch interface.

      I'd love a good, responsive multitouch interface, but not at the expense of getting the very best apps, regardless of whether they meet Apple's requirements (no VIOP, for example).

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    72. Re:Here's a suggestion: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Anyone who assumes that liking the iPhone means that one is interested in making a fashion statement is an unmitigated asshole and really should be killed to remove such filth from the world.

      I agree wholeheartedly.

      Oh wait...

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    73. Re:Here's a suggestion: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I love my iPod Touch, as well. I hate having to violate my user agreement with Apple just to use it though.

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    74. Re:Here's a suggestion: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      But everytime somebody showed me how to use the iphone, I envy them.

      Don't carry around all that envy. It's a sure way to high-blood pressure, depression and an early demise.

      It's not for nothing that envy was one of the original Seven Deadly Sins. It's a killer.

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    75. Re:Here's a suggestion: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Your stupid antifanboi attitude...

      Wow.

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    76. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that certain decision are arbitrary?

      Because they are contradicted by the actions of Apple in other areas - in this case one reviewer is actively searching for bad words, or bad concepts (whatever their criteria are for that), and not allowing apps which allow access to them. Dictionaries have also been rejected.

      Other reviewers allow apps which access exactly the same content. That's arbitrary, wouldn't you agree?

      I think much of the restrictions and limitations of the iPhone and the App store are simply because Apple doesn't want to rush things (something I agree with), and limiting functionality and imposing restrictions is a good way to control the situation until everything is sorted out.

      I'm afraid your perception of Apple's competence, and more specifically the competence of their app store reviewers, does not jive with reality. This is not an example of a patient and slow process trying to weed out problems, it's just an example of one hand not knowing what the other is doing.

      The app has just been allowed on the store with no censorship required - I suspect because of the storm of bad publicity this engendered for Apple, and the obvious hypocrisy of trying to ban things for adult content when you have adult content on the store already, and access to the internet built-in. A parental control system is a farce anyway, for all kinds of reasons, but I guess given the puritanical strands in US culture it's a necessity. I'll be interested to see how they handle Safari with such a system. A blanket ban? A whitelist?

      Just like there was no App store at all to begin with. Just like the first iPhone was missing many features that are there now. Just like the NDA issues

      Some of those examples you listed Apple probably would have come to anyway (say Exchange support), some, like the NDA and SDK itself, they probably never would have fixed without critical comments from outsiders and developers. So I think constructive criticism of Apple is quite justifiable, especially when their actions are not reasonable (as in this case).

      You appear to be defending Apple with the argument of 'well, I trust them', which is not a good position to take with a corporation, because corporations don't have morals and are composed of individuals with all kinds of levels of trustworthiness. The only things that keep them in check are the demands of customers and government regulation.

    77. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it meets a definition of censorship, but it's not the kind I consider as important.

      Heh. Well, if you think censorship can only take place in government offices, then this is not censorship. In our brave new world where corporations have more influence on us than governments, that means censorship will not henceforth be a problem, and perhaps if enough companies do the right thing then one day works like the Kama Sutra will simply unexist.

      Personally, I would call filtering and suppression of content by governments, record labels, publishers, Apple, or any other organisation censorship. However if you want to call it something else, I don't think that would fundamentally alter anyone's position on the matter, would it?

    78. Re:Here's a suggestion: by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Let me know when they start censoring based criteria such as political ideas and civil rights.

      Besides. All this ignores the fact that this is only temporary. If they continue to do the same after they have their content control system working, then it's something to talk about.

      The other option here is that Apple aren't allowed discretion in what passes in their own store. Now if you want to talk about open vs. closed systems, then that's something else, IMHO.

      I think this is similar how many people mistake freedom of speech as a right to be heard by whoever you want.

    79. Re:Here's a suggestion: by Proteus · · Score: 1

      It's embarrassing to admit they're paying hundreds of dollars extra in order to purchase some plastic respect.

      Ah, slashdot, home of the social over-simplification.

      The iPhone is a fine smart phone. It's a decent phone, with a quite respectable OS and available set of applications. Apple is doing a shit job of managing the app store - which tends to happen when you have an artificial monopoly - but, that doesn't make the phone shit.

      I'm sure there are people out there who buy iPhones because everyone else seems to have one. But inferring from this that the iPhone must suck is fallacious.

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  6. Looks good by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I watched the animations on the site, and nowhere did I see the mention of the Kama Sutra. Then again if you can find the Kama Sutra in a search, how is this any different from Google or Safari?

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    1. Re:Looks good by Happler · · Score: 1

      Agreed. If they are going to ban an app for reasons like this, then they need to ban the web browser, since it can hit more porn then pretty much any other app they can find.

      If they really want that much of a nanny state, then they need to have the telco's filter the web that the iphone can see.

    2. Re:Looks good by tlhIngan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I watched the animations on the site, and nowhere did I see the mention of the Kama Sutra. Then again if you can find the Kama Sutra in a search, how is this any different from Google or Safari?

      The funny thing with apps is - can you tell where the app ends and the downloaded network content begins?

      A number of apps make remote content appear as if it was local - sure things may be streaming and fetched from webservers and displayed in embedded WebKit frameworks, but they have the look and feel of the app itself.

      Using Safari, one knows they're accessing content on the Internet. Using an app, it can be quite difficult to tell what content's coming off the Internet, and what content's actually stored in the app itself. Especially since some apps hit the network to retrieve the content, while others build it in for offline use. It can be hard to tell - unless apps start putting up a big banner saying "You are now accessing online content" screen you have to tape through like some websites do when hitting 3rd-party links.

      (The same issue will happen with the Pre - the Internet is so seamlessly integrated that where the app ends and online content begins is very blurry).

      As for a sweatshop in Asia, well, it would explain it - local customs and all...

    3. Re:Looks good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PROTIP: It isn't.

      Safari should be banned from the iPhone next.

  7. As to the question of the Nokia N810 by shellster_dude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I happen to own a nokia n810, and I believe that it's ebook reading ability, particularly pdf, is excellent. It is probably my primary use for the device.

    1. Re:As to the question of the Nokia N810 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a Nokia 770 myself. I -don't- like the way it handles pdfs, but any other forms of text, rtf, html, etc, it's fantastic! I use it primarily as a book reader, and for almost nothing else, actually.

    2. Re:As to the question of the Nokia N810 by Simon80 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I second this, my N800 can surf the web, play music and videos, view documents, make SIP calls, and run arbitrary (free!) Linux applications that people port to the platform (i.e. torrent client, pidgin, mplayer, Gnumeric..), with no approval necessary from Nokia, and yet when I'm not in class with the thing taking notes and using the Internet, my main use for it is to read books on the bus or when killing time for whatever reason. In the last four months alone, I've read over 500 pages of the OpenGL Red Book on it. I highly recommend an N810 to users who want an inexpensive, non-crappy alternative to the iPod Touch.

    3. Re:As to the question of the Nokia N810 by 5pp000 · · Score: 1

      I'm very happy with my N810 as well. I read PDFs on it all the time.

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    4. Re:As to the question of the Nokia N810 by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      I hate "me too" posts, but I can add that FBReader is available for the N810 and can read all sorts of e-book formats. I migrated from a Palm T|X, so keeping my Plucker and pdb docs was a nice. Plus there's the Garnet VM (Palm Emulator), so you could use any of the Palm book readers if you'd rather.

      I've loaded my N810 with tons of applications and haven't spent a nickel on software.

      The PIM software, I'll admit, is marginal. I still use Datebk6 under GVM for my calendar. Also the GPS is kinda slow to lock on. But as an e-book reader (or for music, video, internet, notes, x-term, and more) it's great. If you're a linux geek, you'll love it. If not, you probably won't even realize it runs linux.

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    5. Re:As to the question of the Nokia N810 by Biotech9 · · Score: 1

      I have the Nokia 770, and it's a great ebook reader. I must have read a hundred books on it by now. The only problem is reading in bright sunlight, that's not so fun.

      But great battery life, and it plays SCUMMVM so right now I have Full Throttle on it, as well as a few maps, mp3s and maemo mapper for the occasional drive.

  8. I have an N770 by Antidamage · · Score: 1

    My N770 isn't just dirt cheap, it's a fine ebook reader as it has a higher resolution screen than the iPhone: 640x480 vs 840x480.

    It's also a great little remote desktop terminal when I'm around the house. I use it as a winamp remote.

    1. Re:I have an N770 by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      My bad, the iPhone is 480x320. So it sort of sucks balls.

    2. Re:I have an N770 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What a wonderful comparison - an Internet tablet versus a cellular phone. Why not compare a laptop to an iPhone while you're at it.

    3. Re:I have an N770 by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Without bothering to Google, I'd guess the Nokia thing is cheaper than the iPhone. The only disadvantage it has is it's a little larger.

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    4. Re:I have an N770 by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      I was responding to the mention of an N800 in the article summary as an ebook reader. Surely it wasn't that hard for you to make the correct connection.

  9. Nokia N810 by bluephone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have an N810 and LOVE IT. I installed Evince which lets me rotate PDFs left or right so I have a full page visible on the 800x480 screen, and it's wonderful to read a book on. The fact that I have a full Gecko based browser and full xterminal everywhere is just icing on the cake.

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    1. Re:Nokia N810 by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it just does not have the same je nais se qua as the iPhone. For some people, being more productive isn't enough. They have to have the only phone that matters.

      When Nokia starts having billboards on the sides of buses with silhouettes of hip-looking young people dancing, then we can talk.

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    2. Re:Nokia N810 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am always impressed of well perform this quite old device. It's too bad you cannot make phone call with it (yeah, I know skype).

    3. Re:Nokia N810 by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Who the fuck invented fashion anyway? They should be shot! It is such a waste of energy and time.

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    4. Re:Nokia N810 by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it just does not have the same je nais se qua as the iPhone. For some people, being more productive isn't enough. They have to have the only phone that matters.

      When Nokia starts having billboards on the sides of buses with silhouettes of hip-looking young people dancing, then we can talk.

      Obviously you haven't read this review of the iPhone: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

    5. Re:Nokia N810 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an iPhone and LOVE IT. Out of the box, PDFs are fully visibe on the 480x320 screen. By zooming in, or downloading any of the eBook apps, it's wonderful to read a book on. The fact that I have a full WebKit based browser, and full xterminal everywhere is just icing on the cake.

      Fixed that for you. Yes, I know you don't get a terminal unless you jailbreak, but that's a moot point, since I have, it's easy, and it takes all of 3 minutes.

    6. Re:Nokia N810 by Eil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have an N800 and I only sorta like it.

      I could spend all day complaining about it, but suffice to say that in regards to reading e-books... it's not much of a long-term solution. The screen has incredible resolution for its size, but the size of the screen is still small. You either need to hold the tablet close to your face or suffer eye strain.

      The Nokia Gecko browser is a joke. It's very slow, has limited options, and is very very buggy. Quite often it stops working completely until you do a reboot. I can't believe the lack of quality control on the central piece of software for a device proudly proclaimed to be an Internet Tablet. Some bloke is working on a WebKit browser right now and while the UI still needs a lot of work, it is at least several times faster than Gecko and relatively stable.

      So far, my preferred use of the N800 is for podcasts. It's quite nice to be able to just download the podcasts right to the tablet over wifi and then carry it along with me wherever I go. Music streams drain the battery something fierce, otherwise it would be good for those as well.

    7. Re:Nokia N810 by bluephone · · Score: 1

      Wow. I'll reboot my 810 every few months and that's it. It's rock solid for me. The 800 was originally released at 330mhz or so, and OS2008 bumped it up to 400 like the 810 has, so maybe the 800 is flakier at the higher speed? The 810 is a fantastic machine to me.

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    8. Re:Nokia N810 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but it just does not have the same je nais se qua as the iPhone. For some people, being more productive isn't enough. They have to have the only phone that matters.

      When Nokia starts having billboards on the sides of buses with silhouettes of hip-looking young people dancing, then we can talk.

      The iPhone does not matter. It is actually a crappy phone with a very poor transceiver. Only in America is it considered decent. USA is so behind in many areas of technology and the sheeple do not realize it.

    9. Re:Nokia N810 by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      That has to be the funniest review of a consumer electronics product. Evar! My sides are STILL hurting from laughing so hard!

      Thanks, man. You just made my whole week.

    10. Re:Nokia N810 by marsu_k · · Score: 1

      I've never had to reset my N800 to get the browser working properly, but granted, MicroB is sluggish. It seems Gecko is really not suited for mobile platforms without major tweaks, we'll see how well Fennec (the upcoming "mobile Firefox") manages. But yes, the Webkit-based Tear browser is great, definitely much more responsive than MicroB. Now it only needs a proper AdBlocker (about the only that MicroB does better).

      (Offtopic, but regarding music and media in general, be sure to check out Canola 2. A wonderful app, can be operated just fine without a stylus)

    11. Re:Nokia N810 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, given that we're comparing to iPhones/iPods, I don't think the small screen is much of a criticism -- it's a bigger screen, with way more pixels, so you can display the same amount of text bigger and crisper. So anyone who was happy with the iPhone except that Apple's being a pain, should be quite happy with the N8x0's screen.

      As for the browser, I believe the project you're referring to is Tear -- way better than MicroB (Nokia's Gecko-based browser), and I use it a lot, but for me MicroB's not nearly as bad as you make it sound. Are you running the latest update?

    12. Re:Nokia N810 by Proteus · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it just does not have the same je nais se qua as the iPhone.

      Hm, really? Personally, I returned my n810 - it was too fiddly. A jailbroken iPhone has so far been the only smart phone I can stand to use; I'm able to easily pick it up, do something useful in short order, and put it away again.

      The attraction to the iPhone is partly novelty - it's the only touchscreen-only phone I've ever seen that's actually usable - but also partly that it's intuitive. Watching my wife and non-geek friends pick up the phone and immediately be productive has been amazing.

      This is what Apple is very good at: finding the right places to sacrifice power and flexibility to increase utility for most users.

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  10. Just Resubmit by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Informative

    Its been very thoroughly established that Apple's censorship program is based more upon the reviewer you get than any standard set of guidelines. Someone got overzealous and rejected it, that doesn't mean that it is against Apple's policies. Just re-submit the thing and I'd lay even money on it that it will be approved the next time.

    1. Re:Just Resubmit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't censorship.

    2. Re:Just Resubmit by davester666 · · Score: 1

      From reading the developers blog, he did re-submit it after getting an initial rejection.

      His mistake seems (to me) to be resubmitting it and referencing the original complaint. The second reviewer just searched for the exact same phrase and got the exact same answer. Now, he has to create a new company, rename the app, and resubmit it to get a fair shake from a new reviewer...

      Now, I have no idea how ANY of the so-called replacement browsers could possibly have been approved, as simply using them to google for the word 'porn' provides access to much more graphic information than the Kama Sutra.

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    3. Re:Just Resubmit by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Let me introduce to my friend, the dictionary. You might find it enlightening.

    4. Re:Just Resubmit by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its been very thoroughly established that Apple's censorship program is based more upon the reviewer you get than any standard set of guidelines.

      So the problem is the way Apple set up the reviewing process and selects reviewers and allows for appeal of the reviewers' decision?

      Same result. Ultimately, it's Apple's fault.

      Apple simple does not believe in the power of the free-market, I guess. Instead of letting the free and unfettered action of the marketplace decide which apps and content will be run on the iPhone, as god himself intended, they have decided that they have to protect...somebody, most likely themselves, from some user somewhere actually making a decision for themselves.

      Remember that famous Apple commercial for the Macintosh, way back when, with the Orwell 1984 theme and how Microsoft was like Big Brother and Apple was going to free people from the constraints of blah blah blah?

      They've decided that Big Brother wasn't such a bad guy after all.

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    5. Re:Just Resubmit by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apple simple does not believe in the power of the free-market, I guess. Instead of letting the free and unfettered action of the marketplace decide which apps and content will be run on the iPhone, as god himself intended, they have decided that they have to protect...somebody, most likely themselves, from some user somewhere actually making a decision for themselves.

      Oh, FFS. Do you really believe that "the power of the free-market" would solve this problem? This is the free market; Apple is a corporation, not a government agency. They're making decisions based on what they think will ultimately lead to the greatest profit. They may very well be wrong, of course, but they're doing what corporations always do when they're, um, free to do so. Which only goes to show that boneheaded bureaucrats are boneheaded bureaucrats, whether they work for the Eeevil Government or the Holy Private Sector. The great Invisible Hand(R)(C)(TM)(Pat.Pend.) can be just as mindlessly destructive, just as inimical to initiative and hard work and individual achievement, as the Specter Of Socialism.

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    6. Re:Just Resubmit by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      3. an adverse critic; faultfinder.

      Fuck it, ALL of you are censors then.

    7. Re:Just Resubmit by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      I really don't think anyone calling himself "Pope"-anything is going to give a rational opinion about anything.

    8. Re:Just Resubmit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Invisible Hand(R)(C)(TM)(Pat.Pend.)

      Was this meant to be an attack on capitalism? You do realise trademarks, copyright and patents are all artifacts of government interference in the market, right?

  11. Karma Sutra is misunderstood... by Manip · · Score: 5, Informative

    A lot of people have the mistaken impression that the Karma Sutra is a sex guide when in reality it is a guide to having and maintaining a strong relationship.

    For example it talks about marriage, how to meet women, and other things that you might expect from any modern relationship guide. It has a few sections about sex, kissing, and such but isn't the "sexual positions" guide that people think it is (often mis-referenced as such).

    It is no more porn than any modern relationship book (e.g. "Women are from venus men are from mars").

    1. Re:Karma Sutra is misunderstood... by vux984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lot of people have the mistaken impression that the Karma Sutra is a sex guide when in reality it is a guide to having and maintaining a strong relationship.

      A significant portion of the book is a sex guide.

      It is no more porn than any modern relationship book (e.g. "Women are from venus men are from mars").

      I agree its not 'porn' in the sense that its intent isn't to stimulate or excite the reader, but its not Women are from Venus Men are from Mars.

      It's more like 2nd Century Cosmo for guys... "64 sex acts to dazzle your loved one...", "What your courtesan really expects to get paid", "6 ways to attract a mate", and "9 things your 9 wives do when you aren't looking', 'Is your neighbors wife sending you a signal? Find out what to do inside!'... yep, pretty much Cosmo...

      minus the ads.

    2. Re:Karma Sutra is misunderstood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and misspelled...

    3. Re:Karma Sutra is misunderstood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example it talks about marriage, how to meet women, and other things that you might expect from any modern relationship guide. It has a few sections about sex, kissing, and such but isn't the "sexual positions" guide that people think it is (often mis-referenced as such).

      It's not so much a mis-reference as the part/aspect of the book is the one emphasised most in modern culture. Partly because a translation in English is hilarious when they compare the positions to various animal behaviours. It's hysterical. Not particularly useful as either a sex or relationship guide unless you're truly fit and truly warped.

  12. Oh please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is how they judge apps, then I think every way to view pornographic material should be removed. Safari, the actual phone, I'm sure there's some other ingenious ways. It seems apple doesn't want to have people compete with it's own products :P.

  13. Good thing... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    ... that the reviewer didn't look for 120 Days of Sodom , I guess.

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    1. Re:Good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... that the reviewer didn't look for 120 Days of Sodom , I guess.

      Why would they reject a work from some stuffy old French aristocrat? I've seen worse on 4chan.

    2. Re:Good thing... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I've seen worse on 4chan.

      You know, if Dr Shipman had excused his behaviour by saying 'Well, more people were killed in the Second World War...' then it might have been similar to what you just said.

      These are, after all, the people who took a cute teddy bear figure and turned it into a mascot for paedophilia.

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  14. Do not by nova.alpha · · Score: 0

    Do not develop for appstore.

  15. i confused... by hh4m · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ppl love apple, then th same ppl hate it.... apple is quite consistent, it always likes to play catholic school teacher, but th fans r th ones who confuse me....

    1. Re:i confused... by pohl · · Score: 1

      Perhaps there are two groups of people with opposite views?

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    2. Re:i confused... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      ppl love apple, then th same ppl hate it.

      Thats because Apple is both inspired and retarded at the same time.

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  16. The Author's Blog response by heychris · · Score: 5, Informative
    Hi folks,

    Original submitter here. It seems the root link to the the author's blog is gone, though it's in the firehose submission:

    http://www.blog.montgomerie.net/whither-eucalyptus

    He's posting his entire dealings with Apple, mostly of the form letter variety. Hope this app nonsense gets cleared up soon.

    CC

    1. Re:The Author's Blog response by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Heres a related article:

      http://arstechnica.com/apple/news/2009/05/easter-eggs-may-get-apps-approved-but-could-hurt-app-store.ars

      From the article:

      Jelle Prins created an iPhone app called Lyrics that allows a user to search for the lyrics to any song--even NWA's "F*ck Tha Police" or Rage Against The Machine's "Killing In The Name." Of course, Apple promptly rejected the app citing the "objectionable content" clause of the iPhone developer's agreement

      What. The. Fuck?

      So an application which does not specifically prohibit iphone users from searching for 'objectionable content' gets rejected?

      This isn't just about apps that *contain* 'objectionable content'.

      Its about apps that *permit* the user to *search* for 'objectionable content'.

      To me, and I'm sure to most reasonable people, this is in itself objectionable.

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    2. Re:The Author's Blog response by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Reading Apple's replies to him, it looks like he's talking to a wall. 2 re-submissions and 2 denials, and they still don't answer a single question he asked.

    3. Re:The Author's Blog response by Shawndeisi · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that they're more than happy to sell you the actual NWA song "fuck tha police"

  17. Resubmit it. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    There is either more to this story than meets the eye, or Apple really needs to get some better standards to their reviewers.

    I can understand if this was rejected because the reader in some way made it significantly easier to find the content. Bear in mind, even through the Kama Sutra is not a work of pornography, it is an adult work and if it was featured in some way, no one would doubt that there should be some consideration given to if it will be allowed on a site without parental controls.

    There is probably a spectrum between full-on general web browser and an app that is only the Kama Sutra, with pictures and diagrams. One could argue that if this app laid somewhere between the two in terms of how it is featured, there might be a reason to consider rejecting it. It would be nice, either way, if the reviewers and Apple made that line well-established.

    Obviously, parental controls will make this situation go away. So, once that is dealt with, it should just be resubmitted. It only makes me wonder why Apple had not launched that functionality to begin with.

    If, for some reason, the book was not rejected due to that work being featured in some way, then the reviewers are a bunch of retards. But you don't need me to tell you that.

  18. App Store advertising scheme by daybot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This iPhone App advertising scheme isn't fooling me and I'm tired of these Slashdot stories feeding the cycle.

    1. Get iPhone app rejected by Apple, publish story, incite moral outrage by online community, then resubmit and get it accepted.
    2. ???
    3. Profit!
    1. Re:App Store advertising scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This iPhone App advertising scheme isn't fooling me and I'm tired of these Slashdot stories feeding the cycle.

      1. Get iPhone app rejected by Apple, publish story, incite moral outrage by online community, then resubmit and get it accepted.
      2. Profit!

      Fixed that for you.

  19. Alternatives by Inakizombie · · Score: 1

    I'll stick with my G1, thanks.

    1. Re:Alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'll stick with my G1, thanks.

      Yes, because that is almost identical to an iphone, except for the lack of most of the functionality, stability, and 9980 of the iphone apps. Yes, virtually identical.

      Don't care for Apple's heavyhandedness? Jailbreak. You can do it using an installshield wizard app that takes all of 30 seconds to run. And you can un-jailbreak at will. And while jailbroken, you can still download, run, and purchase Apple store apps.

      None of which you can do with your G1.

      But yes, it's an alternative, much like sitting in your parents' basement is an alternative to going to the movies with a date.

    2. Re:Alternatives by Inakizombie · · Score: 1

      Aww look! I got a troll! So cute. =D

      The app store on the G1 is smaller, but I've found everything I need to actually use my phone, rather than just eye candy. The stability has been top notch, and I know this is regionally based, but the signal quality for me blows AT&T away.

      I could jailbreak the G1 but I haven't found a need yet. I haven't tested yet, but from my understanding the app store works just fine on rooted phones. Oh and I can upgrade the storage or battery, or carry multiple batteries if I really wanted.

      Don't get me wrong, I like the iPhone, but the G1 fits my needs. I just don't have a use for 9980 "Wooo" buttons.

  20. Kama Sutra is not porn by bzzfzz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is difficult to imagine how the text-only English translation of the Kama Sutra could be considered porn by anyone who has not spent the last 20 years in a Skinner box. Today, it is probably best understood as an interesting piece of history, since its contents are neither especially informative or titillating.

    Of course, if some of the reviewers at Apple have spent the last 20 years in a Skinner box, that would explain a number of the bogus rejections.

    1. Re:Kama Sutra is not porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Kama Sutra is not porn by gemada · · Score: 1

      It is difficult to imagine how the text-only English translation of the Kama Sutra could be considered porn by anyone who has not spent the last 20 years in a Skinner box.

      skinner box...now that sounds like porn.

    3. Re:Kama Sutra is not porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Is this the iSkinner app?

    4. Re:Kama Sutra is not porn by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I don't know...If you were stuck inside a ska band, you'd probably be equally disconnected with the world...

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
  21. N810 as eBook Reader by kwalker · · Score: 1, Informative

    I use my n810 as an eBook reader all the time. The screen works quite well, and FBreader works like a champ (Even has its own Maemo repository). It doesn't have a book repository, but I haven't need one. The n800 should work about the same, and has a slightly larger screen. I just needed the keyboard.

    But then again, I've been using eReaders since my original Palm Pro.

    --
    ... And so it comes to this.
  22. 1.5 Get some blogger to flip out .... by wsanders · · Score: 1

    ... over the injustice and swear that his Apple fanboy days are over FOREV... oh wait nevermind.

    --
    Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
  23. Porn is probably not the real reason by thewils · · Score: 0

    It's probably because Apple are coming out with their own reader and don't want the competition.

    --
    Once I was a four stone apology. Now I am two separate gorillas.
    1. Re:Porn is probably not the real reason by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's probably because Apple are coming out with their own reader and don't want the competition.

      Nah, it's because they're coming out with their own book of sexual positions and don't want the competition. Of course their book likely involves Apple fanbois having unspeakable things done to them by Steve Jobs.

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    2. Re:Porn is probably not the real reason by masmullin · · Score: 1

      does the iPhone have a vibration mode?

    3. Re:Porn is probably not the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be 'unspeakable' ... no matter how bad it was, I'm sure that they'd brag to anyone that would listen... and we'd definately hear about here on /.

  24. Barn door closed, horse already gone. by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    I've had Stanza (another ebook reader) installed on my iPhone for months. And just last week on a whim I wondered if I could download the Kama Sutra from Gutenberg with it, so I tried. Sure enough, it worked fine.*

    So I dunno what the point of this rejection is, since I can already do with my (locked, unbroken, completely unhacked) iPhone the very thing they are trying now to prevent.

    [*: Didn't learn anything new, though. :-) ]

    --
    With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
  25. Books are supposed to be dangerous... by Tikkun · · Score: 1

    They are supposed to contain knowledge, wisdom, insight, information, ideas and imaginings.

    If you don't have access to information that could offend someone (or at least challenge how they look at the world), then you can't have access to anything. In this sense a program that can read books is the most offensive possible program you can make.

    However, Steve Jobs' comments about people not reading books anymore aside, I don't want to live in a world without books or one with a reading list approved by some organization or bureaucrat.

  26. Babysitters by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't need our new government to babysit me -- Apple's more than willing to do it for them.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Babysitters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems fairly obvious that this is a mistake. Apple has no interest in censoring your access to books that talk about sex (as evidenced by their acceptance of other apps that can read the Kama Sutra), but simply has under-trained staff.

    2. Re:Babysitters by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Absolutely impossible...

      http://www.blog.montgomerie.net/whither-eucalyptus

      The author diligently resubmitted the app multiple times, and multiple times they cited the 'explicit content'.

  27. Does the iPhone come with a web browser? by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    And can one do a web search using that browser for pornographic material? And so on that basis wouldn't that qualify that browser as a restricted app?

    What the hell is Apple smoking?

    --
    Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
  28. The Nokia 810 is okay by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the summary: "I wonder how good the now-cheap Nokia 810 is as an e-book reader."

    I have an N800, which is very close in specs. It's okay as an e-book reader, but nothing to write home about. I'm using FBReader.

    As a general purpose internet laptop killer, it's awesome, though. Especially if you couple it with a bluetooth keyboard. I've written novels on it, VNCed, SSHed, played some games, diagnose networks, listened to podcasts, and even played Ur-Quan Masters on it.

    I barely touch my laptop anymore unless I need something that genuinely calls for a larger screen, like a spreadsheet or balancing my checkbook. The fun stuff, I leave to the N800.

    1. Re:The Nokia 810 is okay by mzechner · · Score: 1

      seconded even though redundant on my part. the pdf reader that comes pre installed is ok but has long page load times for some pdfs (mostly those from citeseer). the screen is superior to the iphone's screen, not to mention that it runs a fullblown linux that is 100% under your control. additionally there's python 2.5 at your hand, a real vnc client, xterminal, mplayer (which is just awesome for watching battlestar galactica before going to sleep) and anything else you could wish for. the keyboard is to small for my hands but it's ok for e-mails and slashdot posts. it could use a better cpu and a bit more ram. some sites i just can't visit with java script enabled (slashdot...). i'm not working for nokia, i just think this little gadget deserves all the praise it can get. for me it's a netbook and iphone killer.

    2. Re:The Nokia 810 is okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you have written multiple novels on it .. you don't say...

      You have credibility!

    3. Re:The Nokia 810 is okay by uofitorn · · Score: 1

      Can you tether a phone with a data plan (similar to how I can on my laptop) to the tablet and get full internet access?

      --
      "What kind of music do pirates listen to?" -Paul Maud'dib
      "Yeeeaaarrrrr n' Bee!!" -Stilgar, Leader of Sietch Tabr
    4. Re:The Nokia 810 is okay by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wrote 'em. Never said I published them. Anyway, I think I have more cred than an AC. ;)

      The objective was to show that the device can handle a useful workload. Word processing seemed like a good example.

    5. Re:The Nokia 810 is okay by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      I just googled "N800 bluetooth phone internet" and came up with a few good links for pairing with an AT&T Tilt and a Sony Erikson. It looks like any device that supports BT DUN will give you what you're looking for.

      The N800 sports a 2.26 kernel anyway, so if nothing else, roll your own modules and share out the results. Maemo.org is a great community for this kind of support.

  29. Today's Top Free App is all about the pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today's Top Free Application for the iphone is called "What's Your Sex Appeal?" by LOLriffic Stuff.

  30. Sweatshop by davebarnes · · Score: 1

    Exactly.
    And, they get sweaty thinking about sex all the time.

    --
    Dave Barnes 9 breweries within walking distance of my house
  31. Re:Here's a suggestion: Yes It Would Be Nice... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    If you are so opposed to Apple's censorship, STOP BUYING AND HYPING THEIR PRODUCTS.

    I agree with that. It would be nice to see Apple transformed from Arrogant to Humble and Appreciative.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  32. The interface and page turn animation is amazing. by psoriac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://th.ingsmadeoutofotherthin.gs/eucalyptus/

    Just watching the demo video of Eucalyptus's interface makes me want to purchase it. The search methods, content organization, page zooming, and page turning seem very well designed and polished to me. Integration with Project Gutenberg is a fantastic bonus.

    Disclaimer: I have no relationship with either Eucalyptus or Project Gutenberg. I'm just a very impressed hopefully-soon-to-be user.

    --
    I browse Slashdot at +3, Funny
  33. The next time... by Schnoogs · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...your partner is on the phone during sex they might actually be looking up the next position instead of chatting with a friend.

    1. Re:The next time... by masmullin · · Score: 1

      and we'll both be doing it at 3G speeds!

    2. Re:The next time... by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      The next time your partner is on the phone during sex they might actually be looking up the next position instead of chatting with a friend.

      Talking about the Kama Sutra, I assume you're in the position to actually see your partner holding a phone.

      --
      8 of 13 people found this answer helpful. Did you?
  34. Ban Internet Access for IPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its possible on the iphone to go to "Adult" sites, and play music that may have swear words in them, etc etc.
    Therefore should Apple ban any apps that show pictures, movies, internet, and text.
    What about Chat lines, sex calls, phone sex, all undesirable, so therefore they should also ban phone calls.
    The worst part of the iPhone is its made by Apple!

  35. Because it's not by weston · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why are people so resistant to simply admitting it's a fashion accessory?

    Maybe before we actually discuss the issue, we could get some idea from you of why people seem to think they've shown some kind of deep insight when they say things like this.

  36. Why Should Apple Even Care? by EzInKy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, why should Apple even have the right to restrict what people do, see, read, or hear on the hardware that they purchased from them? Once money has changed hands their ownership to the metal has ended.

    --
    Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
    1. Re:Why Should Apple Even Care? by docbrody · · Score: 1

      I wish I knew the answer, but I would guess they are afraid some jackass District Attorney from the south will sue them.

    2. Re:Why Should Apple Even Care? by __aarzwb9394 · · Score: 1

      It strikes me that Apple must be planning on entering the ebook reader market. Or is there already something like that in the app store?(I don't have an iPhone.) An app that can usefully access and search Project Gutenberg would be brilliant, but it might make any future Apple ebook reader seem less "insanely great" so they are looking for reasons to not sell it. That my two pence worth anyway.

    3. Re:Why Should Apple Even Care? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Why shouldn't they have the right?

      You have a right to get around their limitations and they have a right to implement them.

      I don't see how this is unfair or illegal in any way.

    4. Re:Why Should Apple Even Care? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The two Ls. Lawyers and liability.

  37. The Real Question by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real question is not why Apple is treating the Kama Sutra like porn, but why can't we get official, paid in full porn through the main application and content conduit for the iPhone?

    Come on Steve, there are adults out there using the iPhone. Give them what they want and be the pimp of your dreams.

  38. Jesus Christ by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree with the more "succinct" blog commenter that is linked in the summary; this is a truly execrable move on Apple's part. The point isn't just that the Kama Sutra can be found elsewhere or that it doesn't meet the definition of pornography. I'm sorry, but the Kama Sutra is one of the world's great religious texts, and is a great literary work in its own right. That Apple would put itself on the side of prohibiting access to it on some sort of moral grounds is completely outrageous. Apple should issue a public apology and fire the person who made this decision. Better yet, they should make the app store approval process more content-neutral, but we know that's not going to happen.

    1. Re:Jesus Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bloody religius nutcases - please stop tagging your posts with this imaginary friend of yours, will you?!

    2. Re:Jesus Christ by dodobh · · Score: 1

      The Kamasutra is not a religious text.

      --
      I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
    3. Re:Jesus Christ by msclrhd · · Score: 1

      If they are going to use the pornography argument, at least cite something like "Fannie Hill" (at least cite the *good* stuff!) So what are they going to ban now:
      1. web browsers -- I can search the web, including Guttenberg. Oh and "The internet is for porn" http://www.avenueq.com/videoclips.html, http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645
      2. music players -- 'cause I can listen to libravox's reading of "Fannie Hill"
      3. etext readers -- c.f. TFA
      4. image viewers -- for obvious reasons
      5. video players -- also, for obvious reasons
      6. everything!
      7. ???
      8. not profit!!

    4. Re:Jesus Christ by MaxVT · · Score: 1

      You forgot the phone functionality - you can call a "phone sex" number... so they should ban this feature from the iPhone.

    5. Re:Jesus Christ by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes it is. I suppose it depends on your definition of "religious" but it is considered a sacred text, its writing is attributed to a god (or a sacred bull), and it contains moral instruction for readers.

  39. sweatshop by commodoresloat · · Score: 4

    I'm guessing apple has a sweatshop somewhere in Asia stocked with marginal english speakers evaluating apps.

    Well it's probably not a sweatshop in India, since they'd likely have recognized the Kama Sutra...

  40. +1 informative by commodoresloat · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slashdot: news for wanking, stuff that spatters!

  41. i vs. ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of this.

      -AC

  42. This will be the first app I buy. by jea6 · · Score: 1

    I have not bought any apps for my phone yet. I promise this will be the first one. That demo was great.

    --

    sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
  43. This will eventually kill their developer base by raddan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm OK with Apple doing idiotic stuff like this. History has shown that, in the long run, the "walled garden" approach does not have a lot of longevity. Apple should know this better than anyone, seeing as they've tried it repeatedly. In the end cheap and open always wins.

    I'm willing to bet that once Android phones are really available, you're going to see the smartest developers moving over. Not because Android is technically superior-- it may not be-- but because no one wants to PAY for a SDK and pour loads of time into developing and refining applications, only to have it blocked by Apple for some arbitrary or unknown reason. Couple that with Apple's long history of incorporating good ideas into their own platform at the expense of developers, and I think their App Store will eventually marginalize itself.

    Right now, the iPhone is really the only slick thing out there (I speak as a Blackberry user and administrator, which is a platform that works but not well), but how long do you think this will be the case?

  44. offtopic by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

    "je ne sais quoi"

  45. Bug Report by yumyum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apple's nuts on this. I went to Apple's Bug Reporter to complain about this. You may have to be a registered developer to do this. If so and you are one, please burn some Apple karma and let them know that their approval process is nuts.

  46. Are they gonna ban Safari too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because there's nothing stopping me from browsing gobs of porn with a web browser...

  47. So, who cares? by mrwolf007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple hasnt made anything i would would give a damn about.
    And ever since my experiences with Nokias Softwaremarket i havent even made any mobile apps.
    Might as well burn some karma for truth.

    1. Re:So, who cares? by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Might as well burn some karma for truth.

      Then you're no better than they are -- just another censoring bastard, taking the torch to the Karma Sutra...

  48. The so-called information age. by Vexorian · · Score: 1

    You know how we are starting to look like those moronic cultures that burned books?

    --

    Copyright infringement is "piracy" in the same way DRM is "consumer rape"
  49. Re:Here's a suggestion: Yes It Would Be Nice... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    I agree with that. It would be nice to see Apple transformed from Arrogant to Humble and Appreciative.

    So, exactly how are you going to get Apple to replace Steve Jobs with Steve Wozniak?

  50. I doubt it has anything to do with porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it has more to do with taking money away from Kindle. A lot of the same books cost $$$ from Amazon.

  51. Android. by feepness · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know why anyone even touches an iPhone. I will not tolerate my Apps being limited.

    1. Re:Android. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Because they're more concerned about having something that works for everything they need than any particular freedom idea?

    2. Re:Android. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      I have an iPod Touch and I am not limited any way on the apps I can install.

    3. Re:Android. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Well there's those of us users who don't even use any of the third party apps but still find the phone to be the best combination of phone/Internet/email available for under $200.

  52. Do a search for "ebook" in the apps store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Notice all the classics selling for $0.99.

    Classics which would be free to view using Eucalyptus.

    What effect would this have on apps store revenue?

  53. Is that a Ted Kennedy joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that a Ted Kennedy joke?

  54. most cell phones make reasonable book readers by bukuman · · Score: 1

    Most cell phones make decent ebook readers.

    A couple of clicks at http://www.booksinmyphone.com/ or it's mobile site and you can get some book apps running in just about any phone.

    The main stumbling blocks are that it's only really 'click to install' if you have internet access and the carriers have not crippled your phone to try to extract more $ from you. Those aside I had a fine reading experience on my four year old phone.

  55. Chatting on the phone with a friend during sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh Christ, doing your GF while she talks to her best friend on the phone? Is this the new sex intensifier?

    Now I feel really old.

    No wonder there are 5 billion cellphones in the world.

  56. Not sex, but control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course their book likely involves Apple fanbois having unspeakable things done to them by Steve Jobs.

    It's not sex that does it for Jobs, but utterly unbridled, beyond extreme, control freakism.

    If he weren't a billionaire, Stevie baby would be locked up in a mental institution and the key thrown away.

  57. Why people touch the iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wish I had mod points for you.

    Analysing it rationally though, people who know about Apple's evil bits will touch the iPhone for two reasons:

    (i) Physically, it's a very nice gadget. Not perfect, but good enough to get attached to. It's slightly ahead of Android G1 on sheer sex --- it's a bit better physically (unless you want a physical keyboard), but it's neck and neck on the UI. Multitouch is uber-sexy^99, but the Android phone integration is actually a lot more useful. iPhone wins on a few points of sexiness.

    (ii) The RDF. Although we joke about it, the RDF is real: it permeates our entire techie culture, even that of the Apple detractors. Our perfectly sane friends who buy an iPhone start drooling incoherently, and despite being bright enough to know and accept that their judgement has gone AWOL (as they freely admit), nevertheless will chant Apple mantras every couple of hours. And they know what's happening and laugh at themselves, but they still continue doing it. The RDF is *extremely* powerful, way way way way beyond normal marketting. Some of my friends are ludicrously bright, so this is no joke --- they see it happening to themselves with eyes wide open, and yet they still let it proceed, and joke about it. (One says she's letting it happen as an experiment, and I believe her ... her PhD says something.)

    So there are at least two undeniable reasons to touch the iPhone, even if you know that it's not all roses ahead and that Apple is teh suk. Whether or not the Apps Store problem will affect this balance I don't know. I suspect not --- the strength of the RDF is just completely beyond anything that's come before.

  58. Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Do we really need "XXX got rejected from App Store" news every day?

  59. Apple = Evil by lpq · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's only showing it's colors.

    Apple's always been *evil*. They've just become very good at creating the 'must-have' style products that are overpriced, locking you into Apple ... at every chance. Easily shutting down anything remotely resembling 'freedom' -- which is what made the PC great in the first place. People have complained about MS's adoption of more and more DRM, but Apple's always had a de facto locking -- by having exclusive locks on compatible hardware. MS went with the approach of allowing unrestricted interoperability (which, when they've tried to limit, they've gotten slapped down due to their monopoly position, but Apple is similarly a monopoly in their market. But MS on PC's and Apples on Apples, are both monopolies. Apple gets away with it because they are smaller -- but their policies and user-abuse are far harsher and more totalitarian than MS. Much of that stems from Apple's core culture, but some of it also stems from MS being forced to be more open because they are a standard -- which they became because of their openness.

    It disgusts me the way Apple fanboys fawn all everything Apple, which fancying themselves superior to PC-users. Bu it's nothing more than it ever was -- financial and "in-crowd" elitism.

    You see it in Apple's commercials...the I'm a Mac, vs. PC. The PC guy looks like the average harried Joe -- while the Apple guy is just portrayed as 'cool'...with all his little 16-17 y/o rail-thin model pod-girls dancing around him in silhouette, like an oh-so-more-sophisticated 'Deadhead' scene of rainbow colors, but with the original 'cool' of Beatles style and music 60's-70 -- the epitome of cool in the baby-boom generation, with it's message perpetuating the message of perpetual cool youth with their stylish Apple products. The iPhone, by it's price should be focused on adults and business types, but it's obviously focused on sales to teens and 20'-something as the latest trend of electronic fashion -- just like the ipods were yesterday's (and ongoing) fashion statement.

    But people should be concerned about how much market lock-in Apple has -- they own the main means of distribution for their gadgets -- and get to decide how their devices are used -- and they have shown that they have no qualms about shutting down anyone who tries to use their product in an unapproved manner -- or even performing the crudest of Christian censorship campaigns against 'objectionable' classics that have been previously censored or caused controversy. What will be next on their banned list, the unexpurgated poems of Walt Whitman, or the 'Song of Songs': an erotic piece that has been subject to demands of censorship over the centuries as it describes intense expressions of physical love, the voluptuous beauty of lovers longing for one another and in a uniquely feminine perspective, it's seductive and intimate language conveys and immediate, sensuous and intoxicating desire. Certainly worthy of censorship -- or how about the recent decision in Bloomington, Ind where the city is refusing to run a paid-bus, public-service ad, "You can be good without God", as being too controversial (that's their definition of objectionable).

    That Apple is using it's censorship powers on type of apps and content is very disturbing given it's unique, monopoly lock in the markets it sells too -- yet the fan boys swoon on, like Apple can do no wrong. They were they original PC-company that moved to sue all their competitors out of business. The original company that "sued over their "Intellectual Property" -- they've been guilty of copyright, patent, trademark and DRM abuse since their creation and have no qualms using lawsuits and their market-lock on their products, to control what you can with "your" product (it's really their product -- they can brick-it anytime they don't like a change you've implemented). If you are lucky, they'll replace it

    1. Re:Apple = Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure enough, most apple products are overpriced shiny. You can't claim that you want a flying car and then buy a thunderbird because its the closest thing to it in the market. Unfortunately, most people do see this as an acceptable compromise.

      You are, however, dead wrong about the kindle.

      You can take any book you already own (ebook or otherwise), attach the file to your amazon registered email address, and for 10 cents, get it formatted for your kindle account. Then you can download it for free to any kindle by logging in to your account on that kindle.

      As for the value of any e-book reader, the whole point is that I can download and in under a minute be reading any book. I don't have to carry my bookshelf around, and if its a new book, I don't have to go to a bookstore or wait for my books to get shipped to me. The battery life is fantastic, the readability is often better than some of my older books, and more often than not,the books are a little cheaper than the dead tree version.

    2. Re:Apple = Evil by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Apple's always been *evil*. They've just become very good at creating the 'must-have' style products that are overpriced, locking you into Apple ... at every chance. Easily shutting down anything remotely resembling 'freedom'

      Since when is a publicly traded company in the business of selling "freedom"? Freetards go away. If you don't like it, don't buy it.

      It disgusts me the way Apple fanboys fawn all everything Apple

      Could you discredit the authority of your post any more by dragging in old, tired biases?

      Apple gets away with it because they are smaller

      No, they get away with it because their stuff works as advertised (for the most part), and consumers notice.

      That Apple is using it's censorship powers on type of apps and content is very disturbing

      Apple censorship powers? Seriously? The government censors--Apple sells electronic devices.

      It surprises me to see so many supporters of such oppressive products.

      Given the choice between "oppressive product" that is ugly and doesn't work half the time or an "oppressive product" that just works, I'll take my oppression in heavy doses for the later.

    3. Re:Apple = Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TLDR, but everything you said was completely true, at least in the first sentence. Also, the villain in my novel is based on Steve Jobs.

    4. Re:Apple = Evil by barnacle999 · · Score: 1

      Relax. Apple makes products that millions of people love to own, so they buy them. It's as simple as that. And spare us the threadbare and awkwardly dramatic Farhrenheit 451-like rant about "What's next to be banned?!". Casting Apple in this role is not only a stretch, it's just really weird. Oh, and since when did apple have a "monopoly lock" on smartphone applications?

  60. Fire? Don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just allow the app and apologise. No need to fire anybody over it, the person who made this mistake might be an excellent employee. People make mistakes. Thinking that the Kama Sutra is porn isn't even an uncommon one.

    1. Re:Fire? Don't think so. by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I advocate it as a face-saving move for Apple. Perhaps it's a bit much but I think Apple would do well to distance themselves as far as possible from this nonsense.

  61. Making sex a taboo is the sickest thing... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    It's really strange.
    Murder? Passes
    Massacre? Passes
    Giant weapons? Passes
    Religious indoctrination? Passes
    And:
    Eating? Passes
    Sleeping? Passes
    Drinking? Passes
    Breathing? Passes
    Communicating? Passes
    Sex? NO, we can't have that?

    What's WRONG with these people?
    Too much religious indoctrination?

    I once read that the point was, to make the most important need(s) a sin, and then tell them that the punishment is something horrible, so that everybody feels guilty, and everybody becomes controllable trough your own idiotic rules.
    Of course, your slaves still have to reproduce. And that's why there is the missionary position.

    Funny how there are religions, where they do the same shit with eating. Like disallowing everything except mixed pickles and raw cereals.

    If only people would realize that this is a disease. I mean those people who do not make money off of it.

    I, for one, wonder, if I should start making money off of it too. I mean, there will always be enough retards...

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    1. Re:Making sex a taboo is the sickest thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, there will always be enough retards

      Yep... and you're one of them.

  62. You are wrong by yabos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you use any type of analytics software in your iPhone application you can see exactly when and where Apple is testing your app from. Mine is tested from Sunnyvale California on an iPod touch and iPhone.

  63. My guess by Benanov · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's because his app doesn't respect parental control settings.

    Still kinda stupid.

  64. Stanza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stanza (http://www.lexcycle.com) is a great ebook reader on the iPhone. It's free, it's got wireless syncing, built-in ebook purchasing capability, access to multiple libraries (including feedbooks and project gutenberg) from within the app, adjustable font size, color, etc., support for hypertext...

    Seriously, guys, if you want an ebook reader on the iPhone, Stanza is the way to go.

  65. Can you only get apps through the App Store? by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Serious question, I don't know. Since its Apple, and they like to hobble users I am suspecting that it may be they have locked the phone so the only way to get apps is though this store?

    Or is it possible to just download it from the authors website and put it on your phone?

    If it has to be through the Apple censorship filter that would be a reason for me NEVER to get one of these things.

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  66. Re:Can you only get apps through the App Store? by cattrain · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can get apps from a third party only if you jailbreak it.

  67. Re:Can you only get apps through the App Store? by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Meaning hack it? Does it require opening it?

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    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  68. Re:Can you only get apps through the App Store? by cattrain · · Score: 1

    I don't think so, but I've never had an iPhone. I did a quick Google search, and it looks like you use a program on your computer.

  69. Again? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    Can slashdot go a week without listing another app rejected?

  70. Re:Can you only get apps through the App Store? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    "Serious question" coupled with "Apple like to hobble users" and "Apple censorship filter" causes me to believe your question isn't serious at all.

  71. I... see... brain-dead... people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> The problem is theres really no other alternative

    Fucking Apple whore. The reason I keep myself away from Apple. Hate to use the term Sheeple, but you and your ilk are nothing but one.

  72. Amazon broaching on evil as well by lpq · · Score: 1

    Sorry , not wrong about kindle -- you you posted main reason why in your post!

    You can take any book you already own (ebook or otherwise), attach the file to your amazon registered email address, and for 10 cents, get it formatted for your kindle account. Then you can download it for free to any kindle by logging in to your account on that kindle.

    I can download anything from Gutenberg, or any of the other 10K-100K public domain titles (depends on what source you credit, and what counts as a 'title', I supposed), and only pay 10 cent to register a public domain book to my amazon account so I can transfer my free-file to my kindle?

    Remember the little blue books that became popular after the 1st depression? NEW, they were only 5-10cents each for a paper copy, and used, you could often pick 50 for a dollar! And you didn't have to register your purchase with anyone!

    Such a deal only 10cents to read a 'free' book on my kindle.

    Or are you saying I can write into kindle and tell them ALL of the paper-copy (Paperback and hardback) books I own, and for 10-cents they'll provide me with a mono-chrome, kindle version? Will it include all diagrams and pics? How do they scan in older books? How do they verify my ownership? Do I just send them a photocopy of the title page? Somehow I think you are telling me the former. That I only need to pay 10cents to register any title I want to read w/Amazon. NOT a deal.

    What was a deal was when someone wrote a python script that allowed you download such books directly to your kindling from your computer -- no Amazon registration or fee required.

    If I have a PDF-encryted/registered ebook I bought from someone else, I want to be able to load it as well (presuming I can have my 'reader' act as 'book-cache' for my main computer.

    While I'm comfortable that I can add Terabyte disks to my local computer to hold all my books and that I can backup my disks -- and that I can have the option to download any of those books at anytime to a portable reader (like a kindle -- but ideally full color), I don't have the faith that I can extend or expand my kindling's capacity nor read anything not licensed by Amazon, nor read anything when I am off the net, but still have my local laptop on a plane or *wherever* I don't want to accrue per-minute or per-megabyte download charges (as I would on most phones, unless I pay for unlimited dataplans). But even then, it's nothing like having local access to your library.

    So no, not wrong about Kindle. They even charge to read free stuff. I can't download from my computer directly. Everything tied to Amazon's whim.

    Nothing here should meant to be said to detract from the device itself -- only Amazon's desire to be the only access port to it.

  73. Symbian is the best - nokia 5800 or n97! by nickfd · · Score: 1

    Look into the nokia 5800, or the n97 if you can wait a month. The 5800 won the best multimedia smartphone award in the UK magazine Smartphone & PDA Essentials http://www.allaboutsymbian.com/news/item/9510_Nokia_5800_wins_as_Best_multim.php Slickdeals just showed a deal for 220$ to get a NAM version, unlocked, too, just a few days ago. Symbian is epic.