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Apple Balks, Finally Relents, At Possible User Queries of Dictionary App

Geoffrey.landis writes with a snippet from CNET reporting another example of offputting treatment at Apple's App Store: "'In this case, it's a dictionary app called Ninjawords (so called because ninjas are 'smart, accurate, and really fast') that was rejected three times over the course of two months, mostly because 'objectionable' words could be looked up and found in the dictionary's search function, Gruber reported.' PCWorld also reports the story." Note that the app was eventually approved, but only after a few go-rounds and changes.

259 comments

  1. censor overlord by parallel_prankster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I for one welcome our new censoring . Switching to google android in 5 4 3 2 1.... complete

    1. Re:censor overlord by nexttech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am having a hard time understanding why people are even developing for the iPhone given the restrictions that Apple has put on it. Instead of complaining about it vote with your feet. Put your effort into something that isn't going to censor you.

    2. Re:censor overlord by mccoma · · Score: 1

      If you get in, you can make some cash and Apple pays on-time.

  2. Great... by hezekiah957 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So now I'll just have to Safari to look up the meanings of dirty words.

    1. Re:Great... by abshack · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, yeah. Apple has a strict policy against duplication of core functionality.

    2. Re:Great... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Strange. I looked up "duplication of core functionality" on Wikipedia, and it redirected me to "monopoly".

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    3. Re:Great... by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      This is hilarious. On a mac, Apple's default dictionary dashboard widget allows looking up of words like "fuck" and the like... but for some reason not on an iphone. Makes no sense at all.

    4. Re:Great... by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apple does not have a monopoly. But for all the specific anti-competitive practices we blast Microsoft for, Apple either matches them, or does worse in many regards.

      What really gets me is when I used to read Matt Asay's supposed blog about FOSS. Repeatedly he would praise people for leaving Microsoft for Apple, Lotus or other proprietary products. In fact, it seemed not a day would go by without him praising what a wonderful company Apple was, again on a blog supposedly focused on FOSS.

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    5. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stranger. I looked up "duplication of core functionality" on Wikipedia, and it redirected me to "Spindle pole body".

    6. Re:Great... by phoomp · · Score: 1

      We're in a thread discussing Apple, and you try to claim that we don't have an alternative to Microsoft?

    7. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps an analogy is in order. Most (reasonable) people would be as critical of some podunk cult leader as they are of Pol Pot. The difference between the two is merely success - some podunk cult leader might not actually have committed mass murder, but he has ambitions to do so, which is unacceptable. Similarly, (judging by their actions) Apple has Microsoft ambitions, which is unacceptable*, whether or not they are actually a monopoly. Understand?

      *TBQH, I would prefer a Microsoft monopoly to an Apple one. Before you mod me flamebait/troll, hear me out. Apple build their own hardware, which means that if everyone was buying Apple, big hardware vendors (the ones who would undoubtedly get the contracts) would have it made and there would be almost no market for alternatives or generics. With fewer vendors, there's less competition. Take Apple's choice of CPU - even a dyed-in-the-wool Intel fan has to admit that AMD are at least keeping Intel "honest", if nothing else. If it were an Apple world, there'd be no AMD, and therefore Intel would be less competitive. Secondly, Apple "Just Works (tm)". If everything in the IT industry worked as advertised (*cough* Windows *cough), I'd be out of a job (although I don't directly work in tech support/sysadmin, the IT industry would shrink, and as a relative newbie, I'd be on the chopping block). Finally, as a Linux user, I *like* being able to customize my system, and wholeheartedly reject the notion that there's a "one-size-fits-all" solution for computer setups. As proprietary as Microsoft are, Apple have shown time and time again that they'd lock things down much tighter, given their druthers.

    8. Re:Great... by shadowblaster · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many people will actually try that on Wikipedia.

    9. Re:Great... by TroyM · · Score: 2

      Ok, I haven't drunk the cool-aid and bought an iPhone yet. But my understanding is that it has a web browser, which means you can go to dictionary.com and look up words like this This (NSFW)

    10. Re:Great... by RedK · · Score: 1

      The problem with Microsoft's business tactics and the reason they are anti-competitive is because they are a monopoly to begin with. Forcing OEMs to sell Windows only and forcing them to charge for Windows for every PC sold wouldn't have worked otherwise. They'd get the finger and the OEM would simply sell something else as their OS. After enough OEMs were pissed off, Microsoft would have basically driven itself out of the market completely.

      This is precisely why Apple isn't being anti-competitive, because they can't. They don't have a Monopoly and if they piss off someone, he just goes to Android or RIM or Windows Mobile or Palm. Hence why you can't compare them to Microsoft. If they do a boneheaded move, the world is not stuck feeling the consequences, because other products exists in the market place and competition is very much alive. Calling Apple a monopoly (which it isn't) and then comparing them to Microsoft (which is impossible given their situation) doesn't help anyone.

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    11. Re:Great... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many people will actually edit it into Wikipedia! ;)

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    12. Re:Great... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yes. It is actually called "lock-in" and is a local form of monopoly for everything on the platform, enforced to those who bought their platform.

      It's not much better though, because it still is an evil kind of fraud. (It literally is an evil trap!)

      P.S.: I got a bag of "evil" words. Want some? ;)

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    13. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does not have a monopoly, are you kidding me?

      I have NEVER before heard of needing permission from Microsoft to install an APP on my Windows Mobile phone.

      Just the fact that an APP can be denied tell me that APPLE has way more control of a device that I paid hundreds for.

      Apple dictates complete control of the iPhone and then goes after anyone that tries to mimic it. Sounds like a monopoly to me...

    14. Re:Great... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Just the fact that an APP can be denied tell me that APPLE has way more control of a device that I paid hundreds for.

      Two actually serious questions:

      1. Do you own the phone, or are you leasing it for its useful life? I don't know what people are actually signing, and Apple is acting as a landlord. Maybe they are.
      2. Did you not know about Apple's tight-fisted control on the iPhone before you bought it? I'm curious if this is a lack-of-disclosure issue or mere buyer's remorse.
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    15. Re:Great... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Apple has a monopoly on selling supported software for the iPhone. Not all monopolies are anticompetitive; it has yet to be decided if this is one which is. There has certainly been some grumbling, but going after Apple for it would almost certainly mean they'd have to reopen antitrust proceedings against Microsoft. If you haven't noticed, Microsoft got totally let off on the whole antitrust thing by Ashcroft himself; there is certainly some sort of collusion there. It is unimaginable that Bill Gates would have been permitted to simply be in control of those big stacks of money over at the Gates Foundation, though, which are invested for profit in the industries of those same players. Ashcroft claimed the settlement "[...]fully and completely addressed the anti-competitive conduct outlined by the Court of Appeals against Microsoft". That's his job, though; the guy running the process on behalf of the USDOJ was appointed by Bush just months earlier, and "it's certain that Bush and his aides questioned [him] in detail about his future intentions in the Microsoft litigation." The DOJ/Microsoft deal "...breaks a longstanding cooperative relationship that began during the Ford Administration in the mid-1970s" — clearly, the decision to essentially abort antitrust proceedings against Microsoft, which had been caught dead to rights and found guilty of anticompetitive behavior in nearly every market in which they were involved, was not made lightly. It was made deliberately.

      Even if Apple has nine illegal monopolies, the DOJ cannot call them on their behavior unless they go back after Microsoft, and that is clearly not on their agenda.

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    16. Re:Great... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You could have said that in four words: "You're a retard".
      But I guess you thought yout comment would slip under the douche radar, did you? ^^

      (On a more serious note: You are unfortunately right: { $d = People are dumber than $d; eval($d); } ;)

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  3. Good to see by santax · · Score: 3, Funny

    some people still think about the children.

    1. Re:Good to see by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      some people still think about the children.

      Absolutely. Don't want a kid hearing anything objectionable! In the interests of reaching this wonderful, Utopian, and completely achievable goal, I suggest we also ban children from all other sources of possible profanity, such as:
      using the Internet,
      playing video games,
      watching TV,
      going outside,
      being around strangers,
      being around their parents and other relatives, and
      being around all other children, those vile little deviants.

    2. Re:Good to see by jimshatt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also, remove 'objectionable' body parts...

    3. Re:Good to see by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      don't forget objectionable thoughts, lobotomies for all!

    4. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not good to see. If a child is looking up an "objectionable" word in a dictionary it means they already know of the word as it is.

      At least they will be able to know it's true definition which could be better than how they're using it anyhow. And if it weren't for "objectionable" words, some children wouldn't even learn how to use a dictionary.

    5. Re:Good to see by iamhigh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly.... I want my child to see as much of the world as possible. Look at the starving kids in Africa, look how stupid that guy looks when yelling profanities (and watch how I better handle the situation), look at the "gross" and "objectionable". And read every damn book that has ever been banned.

      The only way to raise a properly educated, informed, and morally "good" kid is to introduce them to the horrors of the world and let them decide what actions and materials are best for their life. If they have never seen the bad, they cannot appreciate the good.

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    6. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Also, remove 'objectionable' body parts...

      Hey I like my objectionable body parts, you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:Good to see by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly.... I want my child to see as much of the world as possible. Look at the starving kids in Africa, look how stupid that guy looks when yelling profanities (and watch how I better handle the situation), look at the "gross" and "objectionable". And read every damn book that has ever been banned.

      That's all good, but... goatse?

    8. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't the Republicans already implemented this? It would explain the teabagger / birther crowds quite effectively...

    9. Re:Good to see by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      That's all good, but... goatse?

      Someone, give this man an Insightful +5.

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    10. Re:Good to see by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      You aren't likely find goatse in a dictionary app.

      But Safari is included out of the box.

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    11. Re:Good to see by mqduck · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What's seeing goatse going to do, turn them into sexual deviants? Burglars? Murderers? Liars? Will it even give them nightmares? No, it won't do any of those things. Everyone seems to accept ideas about what kinds of things harm children on faith, without worrying about how.

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    12. Re:Good to see by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      Read every banned book? What a terrible idea, I'm sure lots of them were awful (in the sense that they were marginally readable pablum, not in the sense that they are naughty or heretical).

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    13. Re:Good to see by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Will it even give them nightmares?

      Actually, it very well might do that.

    14. Re:Good to see by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      These days, an offtopic post stating the overwhelmingly obvious here on slashdot apparently gets you modded Insightful, and not Redundant or Offtopic.

      ATTENTION MODS: , I hereby command you to mod my comment offtopic. Now, obedient serfs. Now. .

    15. Re:Good to see by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ah, yesss! My master plan is working - mod this one down too! Soon, my power shall become infinite!

    16. Re:Good to see by Spatial · · Score: 1

      The fact that it's such a noteworthy image really cements just how comically sheltered people are.

      You really shouldn't find goatse terribly shocking. (For a child it would probably be funny, because BUTTHOLE EWWW). You'd see things hundreds of times worse in a medical encyclopaedia, or even just living on a farm.

    17. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first rule of goatse is, you don't talk about goatse.

    18. Re:Good to see by wbren · · Score: 1

      Lobotomies are a bit extreme.

      Besides, that's what we have the Thought Police for. Or didn't the telescreen tell you?

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    19. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, lobotomies are a bit extreme.....instead, I propose that hungry, enraged pit bulls be unleashed at the next RNC convention. The dogs will be mistaken for hockey moms and Darwin will have his day!

    20. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 girls, 1 cup. Would you like to show that video to your kids and grandkids? Maybe snuff films?

    21. Re:Good to see by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and then when they get older we can allow them to go to Iraq to be blown to bits.

      I very rarely use the word "fuck" (unlike some who use it as punctuation), but if I ever get shot and am still able to say something, I think "fuck" might be up there on my list of choice words to say.

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    22. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My clods are very sensitive, you objectionable body part.

    23. Re:Good to see by mqduck · · Score: 1

      I'm not about to show it to them, but I wouldn't have a heart attack if my hypothetical kids and grandkids found it.

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    24. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all good.

      Your kid have the rights to be reading about people masturbating rather than spend time on Principia Mathematica.

      Oh a reminder. I think I will still be around when he is an adult. I will be there to make sure that only people who values Principia Mathematica over watching people masturbate will be given food. 'Kay?

      (These liberal artsy fartsies are getting out of hand...)

    25. Re:Good to see by moonbender · · Score: 1

      That's true. Let's ban some good books to level the field. ;)

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    26. Re:Good to see by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Just a few more times, and my dominion will be complete! Mod me again, my slaves!

    27. Re:Good to see by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Aw. Way to ruin an evil villain speech. "My domination will be complete."

    28. Re:Good to see by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      Even worse, if a child looks up an "objectionable" word in the iPhone dictionary and doesn't find it, what are they most likely to do next? Fire up Safari and google the word! Instead of a simple definition, they're going to see god-knows-what.

    29. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep seeing a hot girl hurling a sledgehammer at Apple's app store.

    30. Re:Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it will get them interested in proctology?

    31. Re:Good to see by WillyDavidK · · Score: 1

      Doubleplusgood, winston!

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  4. Anyone care? by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does anyone actually care about these apple app stories?

    Users and devs both know what their getting into, when they jumped on apples' locked down platform.
    Everything that followed was inevitable.

    1. Re:Anyone care? by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a pattern. A very boring pattern. I prefer the Penrose pattern stamped into a square of Quilted Northern.

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    2. Re:Anyone care? by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Thats just crazy... does that mean you can't download any movies from the app store that have any nudity in them?

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    3. Re:Anyone care? by mdwh2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Developers should indeed know better, but I think a lot of people don't know what they're getting into. It's only through publicising stories like this that people will realise and go elsewhere.

      This is a very worrying issue - whilst Apple are a niche player, imagine if they did end up becoming a monopoly on mobile platforms? Mobile computing is going to become ubiquitous in the next few years, and I'm very worried at any possibility of it being locked down and controlled by a single company, who could arbitrary decide what applications are allowed, or dictate whatever changes or censorship it liked. This sort of thing can't have enough publicity, just to minimise the risk of this happening. People need to support the many open alternatives whilst there's still a market.

      The worrying thing is that it's on a traditionally anti-censorship site like Slashdot that support for the Iphone seems to be strongest.

    4. Re:Anyone care? by PPalmgren · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is the users DONT know what they are getting into, only people like us do, and the the devs follow the users because they have to follow the green. Joe sixpack has no idea about this stuff. These articles are attempting to reach out to major news outlets, and its working. Just today I saw a snippet about Apple blocking Google Voice on CNN. Apple's draconian lockdown policy has limited their market saturation before, and its starting to again.

    5. Re:Anyone care? by DynamiteNeon · · Score: 1

      I care. Every time one of these types of stories come up, people either respond by saying "get over it" or "boycott." I think that's the wrong way to think about things.

      In my opinion, sometimes it's better to make so much noise that the controlling party has to change. It HAS worked in the past, despite what the naysayers like to believe.

    6. Re:Anyone care? by maxume · · Score: 1

      That quote from Star Wars addresses this, the more Apple locks down the platform and has to deal with kerfuffles over this or that program that they did not approve, the more awareness people will have of the shittiness, and the harder it will be for them to be shitty.

      Of course, between not wanting a gatekeeper and being a cheap-ass, I haven't even considered buying one. But I'm not worried about the masses either.

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    7. Re:Anyone care? by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Agreed, publicizing stories like this is extremely important. Apple deserves to be smacked around when it pulls shit like this. I don't expect Apple to stop any time time soon, but I hope people realize the kind of crap they are going to have to deal with when they plunk down a few hundred for an Apple mobile device. I know I would be pissed if I plunked down a few hundred for an iWhatever only to find that the damn thing is covered in nerf foam, has my disapproving Irish Catholic grandmother serving as the gold standard for what it censors out, and turns into a very cool and well marketed shiny white plastic iBrick if I try and unlock it.

    8. Re:Anyone care? by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      But I think that's part of the point... people actually don't know what they're getting into. Apple's rules are vague and variable. "Duplication of functionality" seems to include "duplication of future functionality only Apple knows about", and "objectionable content" seems to be insanely wide. If they are providing a platform it's reasonable for the developers to be able to determine whether they are accepted *before* they do the work, at the moment it seems to be a lottery.

    9. Re:Anyone care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh come one.

      there isn't a cat in hells chance that apple will become a monopoly player on any platform, and you know it (apart from mobile jukeboxes perhaps)

      their appeal is pretty much limited to conceited idiots who need to make a statement about their useless lives, and those types that have a lot more money than they have technical ability.

      unless you fall into one or both of these two camps you're very unlikely to buy into the lifestyle choice thing. most will find that kind of thing odious anyhow.

      the love of shiny may blind you to the fact that apple is as bad as any other company (worse if you look at their frankly dishonest marketing) but you need to buy into the dream before you get past the laughable prices that apple ask for their plastic tat. most people will walk away at the start.

    10. Re:Anyone care? by ZmeiGorynych · · Score: 1

      Yes. I might have considered an iPhone as my next gadget, and I certainly won't now.
      As a user, I _wouldn't_ know what I was getting into if it wasn't for stories like this.

  5. What is the solution ? by Tsiangkun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is the solution to censor the applications to which adults have access, or is the solution for parents not to give expensive iPhones to their immature children ?

    1. Re:What is the solution ? by santax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be honest, I think apple's core business (with the iphone and ipod) is primarly targeted at childeren, teens and young adults... Allthough I fully agree with you, I don't think this going to happen.

    2. Re:What is the solution ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe allow the parents to set the phone to only allow age-appropriate apps? It can be done on televisions, cable boxes, DVD players and game consoles around the country, why not the iPhone?

      On the other hand, if people know the situation going in, they deserve what they get when they decide to buy into it anyway (or develop for it...)

    3. Re:What is the solution ? by amplt1337 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...and does anybody think these kids don't already know all the dirty words anyway?

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    4. Re:What is the solution ? by immakiku · · Score: 1

      Neither. This isn't the right problem to be solved. We're not going to ban dictionaries in schools, so why ban it on what should be a less restrictive environment?

    5. Re:What is the solution ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      the iPhone **has** parental controls for applications, Apple is just playing nanny for the parents that don't care to use the tools available to assist with their parenting.

    6. Re:What is the solution ? by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The solution is to tell Apple to fuck the hell off.

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    7. Re:What is the solution ? by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe they should kick out the iPhones browser, since much more naughty things than words can be looked up.

      Or maybe should realize that the people using their phones don't need any more handholding than the people who USED to use AOL for internet access. Just because Steve Jobs became a power within Disney doesn't mean the iPhone should be forcing the cute n cuddly Disney experience on its owners.

    8. Re:What is the solution ? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I think we need to form a government task force that removes all dictionaries and medical texts from any homes and schools where children and immature adults are present.

    9. Re:What is the solution ? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only possible justification for parental controls is give the easily offended an outlet for the ridiculous demands they make on the rest of society. Don't like something? Censor it yourself.

      Parental Controls in addition to baseline level of bowdlerism is just absurd.

    10. Re:What is the solution ? by tacarat · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are task forces underway to not only do that, but ensure every home has a large print bible with big pictures of a non-Jewish Jesus. They'll also take any footwear the females may have and ensure all stoves have clocks over them.

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    11. Re:What is the solution ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution is to stop with the fucking censorship already. Seriously, what's the worst thing that could happen as a result of anyone cursing? Answer: Nothing. Absolutely would be different if everyone cursed whenever they felt like it. Even the children.

      Maybe if everyone curses without a good reason, curse words get diluted in meaning and when you have something *really* bad happen, you can't express yourself. Suck it up! No language is perfectly able to express every emotion, and if there's a real need for strong language I'm sure someone will come up with new curses. Besides, that's an argument for not cursing unless you have a good reason, not an argument for not cursing because children might learn more of their language.

    12. Re:What is the solution ? by funkatron · · Score: 1

      ...and does anybody think these kids don't already know all the dirty words anyway?

      Most parents will go to extreme lengths to keep that delusion intact.

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    13. Re:What is the solution ? by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't understand what you mean.

      I looked up the word 'fuck' but I can't find it in my iDictionary.

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    14. Re:What is the solution ? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Censorship - it Just Works, Out Of The Box!

      I'm not a fan of the Iphone, but I've got to admit, they're way ahead on this one.

    15. Re:What is the solution ? by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      ensure all stoves have clocks over them.

      Huh?

    16. Re:What is the solution ? by tacarat · · Score: 2

      Redneck to his wife: What do you need a watch for? I just put a clock over the stove.

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    17. Re:What is the solution ? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      There are task forces underway to... ensure every home has a large print bible with big pictures of a non-Jewish Jesus.

      How? With full-frontal non-circumcised nudity?

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    18. Re:What is the solution ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which reminds me, I really should get working on my "Complete collection of Wally Wood's art" app. What could possibly go wrong?

    19. Re:What is the solution ? by Symbha · · Score: 1

      MOST people, don't really know the situation going in. All they see are pretty picture on their telivision, with some cool song that they probably haven't heard before, but love... and fancy things their phones can do because of the appstore. MOST people don't realize the anticompetitve stuff, and the the risk you assume as a developer to work with them. MOST people don't realize there is no refund mechanism for any kind of a warranty, whether that's due to apple or the developer. For most people, it's just a fancy phone, that connects to their itunes.

    20. Re:What is the solution ? by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know you're being funny and all, but you made me check. And indeed, 'fuck' shows up in the Dictionary app in Leopard. I guess they left it there in case developers needed to define that word between 'go' and 'yourself' on the iPhone app rejection letter.

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    21. Re:What is the solution ? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      ...and does anybody think these kids don't already know all the dirty words anyway?

      Well, I for one have my doubts that even by the age of 10, any kid knows all the dirty words. Especially considering how quickly new dirty words (or new dirty meanings for old words) are being coined in English these days.

      Visit urbandictionary.com, for example, and see how many of the definitions you or your child know before reading them there.

      Keeping up with the latest fashions in dirty words is more than a full-time job.

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    22. Re:What is the solution ? by tacarat · · Score: 1

      An excellent point for the next meeting. In the mean time I'll ponder who the hell would mod my first post informative...

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    23. Re:What is the solution ? by luddite47 · · Score: 1

      And which of your two solutions sells more iPhones? 'cause if I were Apple - that'd be the one that I would choose.

    24. Re:What is the solution ? by mqduck · · Score: 1

      FWIW, my mom is the person I know who was the most interested in getting an iPhone.

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    25. Re:What is the solution ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You seek a solution, but you haven't clarified the problem. I can't see that there is one here - people buy a service, and agree to the requirements of that service. Perhaps the real problem is that not enough people do real research beforehand? The problem is definitely not what apple chooses to do, as they're a public corporation and not a government agent - if they want to play nanny, they're free to do so as long as people continue tolerating it.

      If enough people chose /not/ to tolerate it, the apple board would buy a clue. Alas, most folks aren't even aware that they're missing anything, so that's unlikely in the extreme.

    26. Re:What is the solution ? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I think apple's core business (with the iphone and ipod) is primarly targeted at childeren, teens and young adults... Allthough I fully agree with you, I don't think this going to happen.

      The irony is at the price they are offering them in Australia they are too expensive for teens and tweens. I see iphones in the hands of the mid 30's for the most part. I figure an iphone is the perfect device for the Mid Life Crisis, cheaper then a Ferrari.

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    27. Re:What is the solution ? by Taikutusu · · Score: 1

      iCensor.

    28. Re:What is the solution ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Leave the basement once in a while and you'll meet more people.

    29. Re:What is the solution ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I can. My Mac provides - along with a definition - such useful things as:
      PHRASES
      go fuck yourself an exclamation expressing anger or contempt for, or rejection of, someone. not give a fuck ( about) used to emphasize indifference or contempt.

  6. 100% proof... by tacarat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pirates work at the Apple App Store.

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  7. Relents? by jpmorgan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you RTFA, it says the app wasn't approved until the 'objectionable' words were removed from the dictionary. And then it was slapped with a 17+. But I'm a charitable fellow, so I'll give Apple the benefit of the doubt and assume that the 17+ rating was a dadaist statement on literacy and education in 21st century America.

    1. Re:Relents? by sootman · · Score: 1

      If you RTFA, it says the app wasn't approved until the 'objectionable' words were removed from the dictionary.

      Yeah, objectionable words like "screw" and "snatch." Yes, really. And even with all the "bad" words gone (actual bad words, like "fuck", and pretend bad words, like "screw") they STILL get a 17+ rating. WTF?!? Apple is REALLY being retarded on this one.

      I'll give Apple the benefit of the doubt and assume that the 17+ rating was a dadaist statement on literacy and education in 21st century America.

      Nice one. :-)

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    2. Re:Relents? by remmelt · · Score: 1

      "fuck" is an actual bad word?

    3. Re:Relents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      objectionable words like "screw" and "snatch."

      How odd...

      I'm going to snatch a drill and some screws, and build a fence later.

  8. What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by PhantomHarlock · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could someone please explain Apple's rationale for their extremely conservative (and stupid) position on keeping everything suitable for a 6 year old? Why not let everything in and have parental controls if they're so concerned? I mean you can surf porn sites with the built in safari browser, so they should allow all 'look up' type apps with that same rationale, or ban safari or censor its web access.

    I'm surprised they haven't banned Brushes because you can draw naked ladies with it.

    Well, in any case, my iPhone is still slated to be pounded into ground glass as soon as my contract is up. Pretty much had it with the thing.

    1. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Safari can be censored. Check the parental controls.

    2. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also prevent installing apps with a certain rating, yet this 17+ rated app still had to meet standards that Apple won't hold itself to.

    3. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised they haven't banned Brushes because you can draw naked ladies with it.

      I didn't know you could do that with it!

      I just love these little easter eggs devs slip past apple's review staff.

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    4. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by mftb · · Score: 1

      +50 defence against lawsuits

    5. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but it isn't by default. what's the point ? somebody could text him or abuse him over the phone so... ? relax this is the real world, not iWorld. but hey...

    6. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      on keeping everything suitable for a 6 year old?

      Elementary school dictionaries have these words in them too. Many 6 year-olds even go through the effort of highlighting them.

    7. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1000 setting precedence which might screw them over later when someone else sues them for something they missed

    8. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If, by "censored", you mean "disabled completely".

    9. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT&T?

    10. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Yeha, this thing could have been too (by not installing it, for example). There's a difference between optional self-inflicted censorship (I see it as silly, but then, I don't have kids) and mandatory, externally-imposed censorship. Guess which one this story is about?

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    11. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Why not let everything in and have parental controls if they're so concerned?

      What, are you kidding? They just released copy & paste a month or so ago, in the third beta version. Parental Controls is a release-plus feature.

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    12. Re:What is apple's rationale behind this behavior? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple doesn't offer any rationale. Getting any comment from them on the matter at all is like pulling teeth, and when you do, it's invariably something along the lines of, "Apple can reject applications from the App Store at its discretion."

  9. Yet Another Apple Store Rejection Story by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 1

    I don't know if I should be saddened by the fact that all these stories about Apple Store rejections mean more publicity for a company such as Apple (under the principle that no publicity is bad publicity), or be pleased by the fact that the danger of developing for a closed platform is being so widely exposed.

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    1. Re:Yet Another Apple Store Rejection Story by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      The problem is that there are a number of people who see these restrictions as a Good Thing when they learn about them - those who want to Do It For Your Own Good. Fortunately, this group is very limited -- it consists merely of Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, and Parents.

  10. Just who do they think they are anyway? by kheldan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who appointed Apple to be the legal guardian and nanny of iPhone users? Are they going to block internet access to http://dictionary.com/ because you can look up words like "motherfucker" there too?

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    1. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by santax · · Score: 1

      Idid? /stevemode

    2. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or block /. because I just read that word

    3. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do it because they are overtly paranoid about some enraged moral guardian suing them over "offensive" content. It is apparently easier and cheaper to annoy the developers that have incentive to get their software published. If you want to blame something, blame the litigious atmosphere in modern USA.

    4. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by lp60068 · · Score: 1

      They should apply a common sense standard - can you look up the word in the printed version of the dictionary? Then let it in. When I was a kid I looked dirty words in the dictionary. So what? Why do we continue to underestimate kids? In grade school we were using 4 letter words all the time and tried to come up with different combinations. lol - we never got the words from the dictionary, but from others using the words.

    5. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by EvanED · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who appointed Apple to be the legal guardian and nanny of iPhone users?

      To be fair, the iPhone users did.

      Which is why I don't have an iPhone.

    6. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is why every other platform also doesn't allow dictionaries without any naughty words. It must be the fear of litigation.

    7. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who appointed Apple to be the legal guardian and nanny of iPhone users?

      I was going to say Jennipher Dickens, except Apple was applying rejection terms to applications from the start before Baby Shaker(*) made it to the store. But I think you can hold her responsible for the ramping up of the rules.

      And the kinds of rejections we see now indicate to me that there are people on the approval panel inside Apple protesting these rules by making these sorts of ridiculous rejections to pressure Apple with bad press to let up.

      (*) And a misunderstood "game" it was: it intended to educate that it is very easy to kill a baby with very little shaking, so don't shake them! Better to learn that lesson safely on your iPhone than with a real baby! A shame the publisher is too cowed to explain it.

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    8. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Who appointed Apple to be the legal guardian and nanny of iPhone users?

      I'm pretty sure Apple did.

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    9. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by iperkins · · Score: 1

      Or /., where someone could type "shithook"?

    10. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blame the US tort system. write your congressmen.

    11. Re:Just who do they think they are anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They only did in a de facto sense; for the vast majority at the very least, there won't have been any deliberation.

      Take my parents, for example, who're in their 60s. My father got an iPhone last year (boys and their toys...) - do you honestly think that he realized that Apple would consider it within its (ethical, not legal) rights to make it impossible for him to buy a dictionary application because you could use it to look up naughty words? What's more, do you honestly think that if he had realized, he'd have been OK with that?

      Come *on*.

      The real answer is that people simply don't know that shit like this is going on and that Apple is doing it because they can get away with it, probably on some braindead advice from either legal ("somebody might sue us!") or marketing ("we have to appear as wholesome and family-friendly!"). Therefore, getting the word out through news stories like this is important.

  11. STOP IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STOP trying to talk common sense into Apple.

    Let them reject tons of useful applications for stupid reasons such as a user actually being able to type "nigger" into a text box on a phone that they own.

    It will only make Android a more attractive platform.
    "Why yes, I do have a dictionary application. They don't have that on the iPhone? Hmm, too bad."

    Prior restraint on applications is bad for the same reason that prior restraint on speech is bad. Freedom ain't free.

  12. Text fields? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Do all text fields in iPhone have the functionality of not allowing the user to write "objectionable" words as well? Because, you know, what if somebody posted a comment like "I hate those iWhores!" on Slashdot. That would be real shame.

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    1. Re:Text fields? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite the opposite. Those words are in the iPhone's auto-correct dictionary.

      Oddly, hypocrite is in there too.

  13. Is this word missing too? by jackfurr · · Score: 1

    I wonder if you can look up the word: MONOPOLY!

    1. Re:Is this word missing too? by RedK · · Score: 1

      Needs clarification : Monopoly on what ?

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    2. Re:Is this word missing too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that means what you think it means.

    3. Re:Is this word missing too? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Eh? What monopoly? There are three other major players in the smart phone market. People have plenty of choice -- the problem is that so many are choosing this platform, restrictions and all ;)

  14. If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If someone is looking up a word, don't they already know about it?

    If it is a "bad" word, the dictionary ought to tell you, in addition to the definition, that it is not a polite word.

    Even my paper dictionary has "fuck" in it. My kids know all the "bad" words, and they know when not to use them (when their mother is around.)

    Does the iPhone prevent them from browsing urbandictionary.com?

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    1. Re:If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by RedK · · Score: 1

      I think people saying things like "There's Safari on the iPhone" don't quite get the difference. Apple isn't responsible for all the web pages on the Internet even though they make a browser (as per your urbandictionary.com quip). However, what is sold in the App Store is directly under their responsibility. They get to decide what goes on there and what doesn't, and if you don't like, well you can just get the competition's phone. I don't see what's so wrong with them deciding what goes and doesn't go up on their own store. Do I get to decide what you put in your slashdot journal ?

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    2. Re:If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do I get to decide what you put in your slashdot journal ?

      What's it worth to you?

    3. Re:If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are missing the point - the big problem is that Iphone can only use software that is on the app store, therefore Apple's decisions on what's allowed on the store are equivalent to Apple deciding what apps are allowed on the platform, and that is the issue. No one cares about simply not being hosted on a store.

      Now sure, Apple are still free to make a locked down platform if the like. Equally, people are free to criticise Apple for doing so. And yes, not buy their Iphone - and how will people know not to buy the Iphone? That's right, with stories like this.

      No, you don't get to decide what goes in my journal. But if Slashdot decide to disallow naughty words - whilst that would be their "right" - people would clearly still have the right to criticise them over that decision. No one's claiming that Apple don't have a legal right - that's a straw man. Saying "But but, they have a right" could apply to most of the stories that make Slashdot (or the news in general). Most of the time, that's not the issue.

    4. Re:If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by RedK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I guess I don't see it as a "BIG PROBLEM" (tm). It's their platform to begin with, they made it and decided what it would be. Their rules are made known when downloading the SDK and paying the 99$ fee. It would only be a "BIG PROBLEM" (tm) if they were the only game in town. Vote with your wallet.

      As for complaining about it, sure you're free to complain. However, reading most of the comments here, it seems like people aren't actually complaining more than trying to insinuate that Apple is acting against some ethical or legal code.

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    5. Re:If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Their rules are made known when downloading the SDK and paying the 99$ fee.

      Users have to download and SDK and pay a fee now?

      It would only be a "BIG PROBLEM" (tm) if they were the only game in town. Vote with your wallet.

      Yes, and this is the point I addressed with: "And yes, not buy their Iphone - and how will people know not to buy the Iphone? That's right, with stories like this."

      Not everything is as black and white as being pigeon-holed into "BIG PROBLEM (tm)" and "NOT BIG PROBLEM (tm)". I could go to just about every story on Slashdot and say "But this isn't a BIG PROBLEM (tm)". What's the point?

      However, reading most of the comments here, it seems like people aren't actually complaining more than trying to insinuate that Apple is acting against some ethical or legal code.

      Okay, link to some.

    6. Re:If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by RedK · · Score: 1

      Users have to download and SDK and pay a fee now?

      No, but Users don't submit apps and get them rejected either. Users decide to purchase the iPhone based on the apps available, which have already gone through the screening process. They choose iPhone based on if it fills their needs or not. Developpers get apps rejected if they don't follow the rules and as such, it's important for them to know the rules. And if it's not a BIG PROBLEM, why did you say it was ? It's a small problem and the discussion here could be about alternatives instead of just whiny babies saying "Apple don't wanna gimme the iPhone I want WAAAAAAA". I'm not saying we shouldn't discuss this, but that the discussion around it could be a bit more intelligent.

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    7. Re:If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      heir rules are made known when downloading the SDK and paying the 99$ fee.

      I think the issue at hand is that the rules aren't actually made clear - see this blog of rejections for examples of things that have caught developers out.

      It would only be a "BIG PROBLEM" (tm) if they were the only game in town. Vote with your wallet.

      In terms of possible earnings, the iPhone might not be the only game in town, but it is probably the best game in town - it's got global reach, increasing market penetration, and a standard platform (iPhone gen 1, 3G or 3GS; or iPod Touch gen 1 or 2, all with the same mode of interaction), which makes it very easy to code for, as opposed to the multitude of permutations for Android or WinMo.

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    8. Re:If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you don't find the extreme "think of the children!" attitude at least ethically or morally wrong?

    9. Re:If someone is looking up a "bad" word... by RedK · · Score: 1

      When it comes to government control and laws I have to follow that limit my freedoms ? Yes, very wrong. When it comes to private entities that want to administer their private assets from which I can simply walk away and give my money to the competition ? No, not wrong at all. In the end, it's their assets and their profit. I fully support their right to do what they want with it as long as they fully support my right to vote with my wallet. Which Apple does, until they have a monopoly on smartphones (like that will ever happen). If they want the "Think of the children" crowd as iPhone users, that's their prerogative and who are we to say it's ethically or morally wrong ?

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
  15. Haha. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 2, Funny

    That reminds me of when I was a kid and I would go to the library and look up "dirty" words in the dictionary. Learning that 'vagina' is in the dictionary is comedy gold to an 8-year-old...

    1. Re:Haha. by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      An 8 year old living in the pre-internet era maybe. An 8 year old who knows about the net and is interested enough to look will find just about anything they're interested to look for really. Parents are kidding themselves if they think parent controls work, I remember as a kid getting around the duke nukem parental control, it just made you more interested

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  16. And yet I still want one. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    Even with all the stories about how this or that app has been banned by Apple's app store, I still want an iPhone. Ahhh, the power of It Just Works.

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    1. Re:And yet I still want one. by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, the power of It Just Works.

      No, no. You're saying it wrong.

      It just works.

      There, that's better.

    2. Re:And yet I still want one. by Draek · · Score: 1

      Even with all the stories about how this or that app has been banned by Apple's app store, I still want an iPhone. Ahhh, the power of Apple's marketing department.

      Fixed that for you.

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    3. Re:And yet I still want one. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, the power of It Just Works.

      It "just works", except if you want to use a dictionary (or develop an application)? I wouldn't call that working. "Works, Only Just" maybe.

  17. Quick by oldhack · · Score: 1

    Somebody submit a "soup" application, and have Apple reject it.

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    1. Re:Quick by dissy · · Score: 1

      Somebody submit a "soup" application, and have Apple reject it.

      If you don't mind me asking.. "Soup" application?

      I tried googling but I can't tell which (if any) are for this context.

    2. Re:Quick by oldhack · · Score: 1

      So Apple shout "NO SOUP FOR YOU! NEXT!"

      So many caps? Ok. PERL sucks.

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    3. Re:Quick by dissy · · Score: 1

      lol

      I must be getting old or something. I've already forgotten that choice Seinfeld moment

  18. If you mean did not relent, then yes by mikesum · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From TFA ,"The list of omitted words includes some which have utterly non-objectionable senses: ass, snatch, pussy, cock, and even screw." There is just so much crap involved with the app store, when the FTC come down on Apple it will be well deserved, unless they manage to bride their way out.

    1. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by RedK · · Score: 1

      What would the FTC do to Apple and why exactly ? Unless the iPhone interferes with other devices in the radio spectrum, I don't see what jurisdiction the FTC hold over Apple.

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    2. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either this is really subtle humor, or you're confusing the FTC and the FCC.

    3. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by deltharius · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what on Earth would the Federal Trade Commission, a government agency responsible for consumer protection, ever have to do with Apple? And the FTC doesn't care about the radio spectrum, since that is the jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Commission, the FCC.

    4. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by RedK · · Score: 1

      Touche. However as I said in another post, I don't see what consumer protection has anything to do with Apple's control over what they sell. How are consumers harmed exactly by Apple censoring "Ninjawords" ?

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    5. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by mftb · · Score: 1

      By not being able to get the complete version of Ninjawords the developer had originally intended to sell?

    6. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) is concerned with consumer protection and anti-competitive business practices.

    7. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by RedK · · Score: 1

      He's free to sell it for other platforms/through other stores not under Apple control.

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    8. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless they manage to bride their way out.

      I don't think the head of the FCC's daughter will agree to this, but maybe?

    9. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by compgenius3 · · Score: 1

      I think that would be the FCC if there were any problems with radio spectrum. The FTC would be right to investigate any shady business practices.

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    10. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      From TFA ,"The list of omitted words includes some which have utterly non-objectionable senses: ass, snatch, pussy, cock, and even screw."

      "Screw" has always been a dirty word at Apple. Wholesome families like their computer cases sealed up tight with no removable or replaceable parts.

    11. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and also bribe

    12. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yes by mftb · · Score: 1

      ...and iphone users would lose out

  19. Hahah, charade you are by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apple isn't just the new Microsoft. Apple is the new Mary Whitehouse and Thomas Bowdler.

  20. Apple Is Like Any Other Corporation by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Apple is just like any other corporation. Wow, who saw that coming?

    I, for one, wish that the fanbois would just shut up about Apple's supposed superiority. You get what you pay for, Apple costs more, it ought to be better. Better != Divine.

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    1. Re:Apple Is Like Any Other Corporation by RedK · · Score: 1

      Wait, you define better as "A dictionary app with naughty words in it" ? On a device connected to the Internet ? Seriously, why do you even need a dictionary like "Ninjawords" in the first place... Sounds like some guy just took an hour to code an app and hopes to make big bucks off it through publicity like this.

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
  21. Objectionable content and Federal Prison... by Panaflex · · Score: 0

    Lots of kids have these... almost every kid wants one for christmas. Cheap & free games, email and text messaging. It's not as if adults don't know these words already. Apple distributes the apps and is culpable for their content, as they are collecting the money. You bet their not going distribute "objectionable material" without some sort of filters or working rating system - nobody wants to end up in Federal Prison either.

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    1. Re:Objectionable content and Federal Prison... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is why no platform has any software with naughty words in it. And Microsoft are so liable for every Windows application out there.

      Oh wait, they're not. The issue with it being on their store wouldn't be an issue, if they allowed the platform to use software from anywhere, like every other platform on the planet.

  22. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yesOKAY WHO .. by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The list of omitted words includes...

    Alright, inquiring minds want to know just who at Apple looked up all these words to see that they were actually in this app in the first place? Who has that dirty little mind to look up all these naughty words -- and is still allowed to work at bright shining, purer than Ivory Soap Apple?

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  23. Best Quote from TFA: by hivemind_mvgc · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Apple requires you to be 17 years or older to purchase a censored dictionary that omits half the words Steve Jobs uses every day."

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  24. Apple Computers by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Redefining English since 1984

  25. Apple declares: "F[CENSORED] it, we're evil" by David+Gerard · · Score: 1, Informative

    After bricking unlocked iPhones, kicking applications off the iPhone store that might even slightly compete with iTunes in the far future and charging developers for the privilege and filing a wave of patents on basic well-known computer science, Apple Inc. today filed a Form 8-K with the Securities and Exchange Commission declaring that it was openly adopting Evil(tm) as a corporate policy.

    "F*** it," said Steve Jobs to an audience of soul-mortgaged thralls, "we're evil. But our stuff is sooo good. You'll keep taking our abuse. You love it, you worm. Because our stuff is great. It's shiny and it's pretty and it's cool and it works. It's not like you'll go back to a Windows Mobile phone. Ha! Ha!"

    Steve Ballmer of Microsoft was incensed at the news. "Our evil is better than anyone's evil! No-one sweats the details of evil like Microsoft! Where's your antitrust trial, you polo-necked bozo? We've worked hard on our evil! Our Zune's as evil as an iPod any day! I won't let my kids use a lesser evil! We're going to do an ad about that! I'll be in it! With Jerry Seinfeld! Beat that! A**hole."

    "Of course, we're still not evil, we said so," said Sergey Brin of Google. "You can trust us on this. Every bit of data about you, your life and the house you live in is strictly a secret between you and our marketing department. But, hypothetically, if we were evil, it's not like you're going to use Windows Live Search. I mean, 'Bing.' Ha! Ha! I'm sorry, that's my 'spreading good cheer' laugh. Really."

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  26. Ban the phone app by moloney · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe Apple should ban the phone application in the iPhone since users are currently able to communicate bad words.

  27. Android = Open by blackfrancis75 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, dozens of comments so far on this one and I'm the first smug G1 owner to point out how open the Android system is. Did I mention it was open? open, open, open

    1. Re:Android = Open by Fallen+Seraph · · Score: 1

      So's my Pre, and it's smaller and slicker than a G1 :P Though I must admit the HTC Hero will probably be the first Android phone that's actually appealing hardware-wise imo :) So basically everyone's evolving and improving... except Apple... who made the first major leap in quite a while, and then began shooting themselves in the foot >.>

    2. Re:Android = Open by schon · · Score: 1

      how open the Android system is. Did I mention it was open? open, open, open

      So's my Pre

      OK, so where can I download the Pre's source code, and under which Open Source license is it released?

      I found open source apps they use, but their own code is strangely absent.

    3. Re:Android = Open by RedK · · Score: 1

      Open doesn't necessarily mean Open source. It could just mean that a SDK is available with dev tools to anyone and that apps can be installed from anywhere.

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    4. Re:Android = Open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you're not cool like an Apple user.

    5. Re:Android = Open by Fallen+Seraph · · Score: 1

      As the other reply to you states, Open Platform != Open Source

      That being said, the entire source code to WebOS was leaked online before they even publically released the SDK, and the entire thing basically runs on a heavily modified linux backend :P

  28. Wellll, by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Apple were to get away with censorship, and no one complained, who might follow Apple's example? Maybe the Bing-a-lings who run Microsoft? And, if no one objects to MS censoring what MS customers can see on the net, then who is next?

    Yeah, I know, lots of people don't buy the slippery slope arguments. Buy it or not, give it some thought.

    The developers who are fighting Apple on this are doing us all a service, believe it or not.

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    1. Re:Wellll, by RedK · · Score: 0, Troll

      What is Apple censoring on the net exactly ? Apple is choosing what goes and doesn't go into the App Store, a private entity under their control. They haven't censored anything on the Internet yet. This guy is free to register ninjawords.com and put up his dictionary as a web application and it will show up on Safari on the iPhone without any kind of censorship.

      Also, Microsoft doesn't play by the same rules Apple does, so not only is your argument is a slipery slope, it's also a strawman. Monopolies have to abide by the rules of anti-trust laws. Apple doesn't.

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    2. Re:Wellll, by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Also, Microsoft doesn't play by the same rules Apple does, so not only is your argument is a slipery slope, it's also a strawman. Monopolies have to abide by the rules of anti-trust laws. Apple doesn't.

      That's a straw man. Where did the OP say they weren't legally allowed to? As I said in my other post, you confuse legality with criticism - either that, or you're keen to make up a straw man in this thread. The issue of being a monopoly is also therefore irrelevant, and there was no straw man in the OP's post.

      The point he made was that if this was seen as acceptable behaviour (i.e., they didn't get bad publicity and criticism), then other companies may follow, which would be bad. Not illegal, but bad for consumers.

      Incidentally, he also never claimed that Apple were censoring the net, so that's another straw man - he clearly was talking about the possibility of MS doing so.

    3. Re:Wellll, by jc42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This guy is free to register ninjawords.com and put up his dictionary as a web application ...

      My immediate thought was that if I were developing a dictionary app, I'd simply (simply? Hah! ;-) include a feature that allows for downloading dictionary "modules" from the Web. And I'd document the files' formats.

      Of course, the first thing many users would download would be the "naughty words" module. But my justification would be something different. There are all sorts of specialized sub-dialects of English that use specialized jargon. Computer software is one. Medicine is another (with a tree of sub-specialties). World of Warfare is another. There are zillions of them. Just imagine how useful it could be if the people dealing with a specialty with its own jargon could provide a dictionary module to everyone in their field. That would be a prime selling point of a dictionary.

      The program itself probably wouldn't even come with a built-in dictionary. Instead, it could read a "basic English" module that lacks all the objectionable words, as well as the huge stock of words most people have never heard. Then it would contact a list of known dictionary-module sites, and present the modules to the user as a checklist. If they want the dirty-word module, they can check it. If they want the fly-fishing-jargon or the Hello-Kitty module, they can check it.

      Nobody in any software store would have any reason to object to my basic distribution. And I wouldn't be responsible for the words or definitions on some obscure web site that I've never heard of.

      It could also be a useful approach for dictionaries in other languages, too. Just make sure it supports Unicode, and other people could start setting it up themselves.

      (OTOH, there's wiktionary.org, which could probably do something similar today. Dunno how easy it would be to make an excerpt for just one or two languages, though.)

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    4. Re:Wellll, by RedK · · Score: 1

      The OP simply qualified his criticism of Apple by comparing them to Microsoft. I simply told him why the comparison couldn't be made. Microsoft have legal factors around them that would prevent this type of abuse, Apple doesn't. You thus can't compare both those entities on these issues since they don't play by the same rules.

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    5. Re:Wellll, by GofG · · Score: 1

      Verizon's buyout of the 700mhz range of radio and their development of the so-called "4G" network will solve that single-handedly if Verizon doesn't get the iPhone. The iPhone may be significantly better than, say, an HTC Touch, but if the Touch gets 20Mb/s download speed (the LOW end of peak speeds in Verizon's initial tests, before all the software is even stable) and the iPhone gets 500kbps on AT&T's 3G network, Apple simply isn't going to be alone in the market.

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    6. Re:Wellll, by GofG · · Score: 1

      :/ meant to reply to the comment below this

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    7. Re:Wellll, by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Slippery slope is a falacy. End of discussion. /sarcasm

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    8. Re:Wellll, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you could test out your suggestion and find out that Phil Crosby did so 3 years ago

      ninjawords.com
      The reason he wrote it

      I agree there's little need for it to be a separate 'app', but then again, there isn't a need for most 'apps' when you have a browser...

    9. Re:Wellll, by Draek · · Score: 1

      Of course, the first thing many users would download would be the "naughty words" module.

      Err, no. The first thing that most users would download would be the "all of the above" module. The usefulness of a dictionary is directly proportional to the number of words it includes a good definition for, and I like my apps useful.

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    10. Re:Wellll, by moonbender · · Score: 1

      You could do that and it'd make a lot of sense. What'd make even more "sense", though, is to not document to format and sell unoffending specialised modules yourself. Or, don't use add-in lexicons at all, that way you get to sell an update every couple months "NOW with expanded lexicon".

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    11. Re:Wellll, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious about the "get away" with censorship part. Makes it sound like Apple is doing something wrong. They created the phone, they told everyone they have control over all aspects, and yet people continue to buy it, and complain. If I design an autonomous robot to feeds only on rotting corpses, are these people going to complain that my machine does not run on the brownies they make. It wasn't designed that way. Don't like it? Don't buy it.

      On a somewhat different note...why not develop for Symbian? The install base is massively greater (meaning potential for massively greater profit). You don't have to pay Nokia to do it. You have a choice of programming languages.

    12. Re:Wellll, by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      they told everyone they have control over all aspects, and yet people continue to buy it, and complain.

      Your definition of 'everyone' may not include most actual buyers, even if a plurality of Slashdot readers may be covered. If employees at the Apple and AT&T stores and/or mailorder websites do disclose that the only way to get apps is through iTunes and that Apple disapproves many applications without disclosure, then color me wrong.

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    13. Re:Wellll, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    14. Re:Wellll, by jc42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What'd make even more "sense", though, is to not document to format and sell unoffending specialised modules yourself. ...

      Ah, but you missed my point, which was to be able to say in all innocence that you aren't supplying the things that offend the retailers' or censors' sensibilities. That's being done by other people that have nothing to do with you.

      Actually, I suppose it could be useful to cooperate on the side with the developers of the add-on modules. A true entrepreneur would do this, for a price, and get some handy royalties from all those follow-on sales. But if the bluenose crowd found out, they'd probably be all over you for "aiding and abetting" immorality. If you're really worried about this (as we apparently must be with Apple), the safest approach would be to keep your distance. Document how others can make add-on modules, since that will make your basic product sell better, but don't take part in the add-ons that bring out the people with torches and pitchforks (or control over the retail outlets).

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    15. Re:Wellll, by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Lets say I did not miss your point, I just conveniently ignored it while making my own. ;) Apart from my facetious suggestion I agree that add-on modules would be a really good idea for an iPhone dictionary.

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    16. Re:Wellll, by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Lets say I did not miss your point, I just conveniently ignored it while making my own. ;)

      Y'know; I was a bit suspicious ...

      (And ignoring the point of what you're replying to is sorta conventional here on /. But, as with other sorts of humor, it can be hard to detect from language in text form. ;-)

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  29. resembles communist!? by BoostFab · · Score: 1

    They their app store screening operation has becoming more like communist.

    1. Re:resembles communist!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold it McCarthy, this ain't the fifties.

  30. No Calculator App then? by Luthair · · Score: 4, Funny

    someone could enter 8008S on it, think of the children!

    1. Re:No Calculator App then? by raddan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your calculator has an 'S' key?

    2. Re:No Calculator App then? by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      My TI-89 sure does. Also greyscale graphics, and potentially an illustrated kama sutra app...

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    3. Re:No Calculator App then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes

  31. Same story with similar app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a developper of ZenTap (video), it isn't dictionary (basically is text editor) but one of it's abilities is the text prediction.

    Apple rejected one of the first versions (called FastMail) of zentap because they found some "bad" words in the predictions.

    And what I've done to fix it? Nothing

    I resubmit it without any changes but in the submission form there are a section(Application Rating Detail) where you have to mark things like:

    • Cartoon or Fantasy Violence NONE Infrequent Frequent
    • Realistic Violence NONE Infrequent Frequent
    • Sexual Content or Nudity NONE Infrequent Frequent
    • Profanity or Crude Humor NONE Infrequent Frequent
    • ...

    Marking the diferent categories automatically are changing your app rating.

    In my case I had to mark Profantiy Infrequent (this increased my app rating from +4 to +9) and it was accepted (don't look for ZenTap in Itunes, it isn't available yet).

    There are no more alternatives if you want work with Apple.

  32. Offline Wiktionary ? by eulernet · · Score: 1

    Since the author of NinjaWords submitted it to AppStore, I think he wants to makes some money from it.

    This is quite unethical, because it's basically a dump of wiktionary: http://en.wiktionary.org/
    (the dumps can be downloaded freely)
    and frankly, it's not the best dictionary on the Web (see for example http://www.tfd.com/ )

    A free offline Wikipedia already exists for the iPhone:
    http://collison.ie/wikipedia-iphone/

    So, I really don't see the point of this application.

    Is it so lame that it needs so much PR ?

    Apple should not even allow such applications to be sold !

    1. Re:Offline Wiktionary ? by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      is there an easy way to convert the XML into a SQL database? I looked at using Wiktionary to make a quiz program to teach students words (ie, I type in a list of words, and it quizzes them on the definitions), but I couldn't figure out how to do that so I used Wordnet instead (which is not as good as wiktionary)

    2. Re:Offline Wiktionary ? by eulernet · · Score: 1

      I think you should forget about SQL, it's really not adapted to text search.
      Try Lucene, which is a high performance open-source text search engine.

  33. wow by neonsignal · · Score: 1

    !

    A dictionary that is missing the most commonly used words!

    Foresighted U.S. Censorship for the Knockout

  34. Apple has done this before by retsyx · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am the author of the until recently reasonably successful application Dictionary. Apple required censorship to allow Dictionary to be posted. This was back in December 2008. The full text of the rejection notice was:

    "Applications must not contain any obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory content or materials of any kind (text, graphics, images, photographs, etc.), or other content or materials that in Apple's reasonable judgement may be found objectionable by iPhone or iPod touch users."

    The screenshot provided with the rejection notice should the same type of words as in the OP. Again, words you had to search for to find.

    More recently, Apple decided that because Dictionary provides uncensored access to Wikipedia, it must carry a 17+ rating. The text in this case was:

    "Dictionary allows unfiltered access to Wikipedia, which includes frequent mature or suggestive themes. Applications must be rated accordingly for the highest level of content that the user is able to access."

    As an app developer, this kind of behavior on Apple's part is very frustrating. Apple have fallen off their rocker, IMO.

  35. This article is too forgiving. by Facegarden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This summary is way too forgiving!

    Apple went crazy with this one, far more than they have before.

    The summary says: "Note that the app was eventually approved, but only after a few go-rounds and changes."

    Yeah, the few go-rounds and changed included *Completely removing* words apple didn't like, including the word "ass" among other things.

    Note that the developer already went out of their way on the very first version of the program to prevent offensive words from coming up as suggestions for other things - i.e. typing "fuc" did not bring up "fuck" as a suggestion, you had to already know a profane word in order to see its definition.

    Apple still rejected it even with those modifications, and didn't approve it until certain words were completely removed, including fuck, shit, etc AND the developer had to give their program a 17+ age rating!

    This goes beyond apple's normal bullshit into a whole new level of bullshit.
    -Taylor

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    1. Re:This article is too forgiving. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, I am right now using Spotlight on OS X to look up the word "fuck":

      [...]PHRASES
      go fuck yourself an exclamation expressing anger or contempt for, or rejection of, someone.

      How handy, I just ran into a great opportunity to use this phrase a few minutes ago, browsing apple.slashdot.org...

    2. Re:This article is too forgiving. by vrillusions · · Score: 1

      Open up dictionary app on os x, or even just use the spotlight search (dictionary gives you more suggestions though) and you can search for any of the common 4 letter swear words. The word that fuck has a TON of suggestions as to what you mean all include said word. Also all the other words you mention can be found in the dictionary app on os x.

  36. took long enough for this to get here. by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    If the bible belt prudes hadn't asked for this no one would ever have thought of this. If nothing had been banned in Boston we wouldn't be seeing crap like this. Remember that someone had to think like this or this would never have happened.
    Ask the idiots that are still trying to burn books for their content. You guys have the wrong bad guys here.
    We need to look at a society that thinks that bad words are no good for kids and so we must ban them so that we can claim we are responsible parents and not have to actually parent them ourselves. There are devices for sale Target that will censor DVDs for you on the fly taking out every bad word and all the violence and they sell these pieces of crap. So quit blaming Apple and go after the real bullies, the so called moral majority which is neither.

  37. Said perfectly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Reposted from the story site:

    shbc123 says:
    Wed Aug 05 13:24:53 PDT 2009

    Re: Apple Screws Up Again, Censors iPhone Dictionary App

    Should Apple not also censor what music can be placed on iPods? If they're truly doing this to maintain the sanctity of their phone, how can they justify allowing objectionable music on their music players - what music is able to be placed on iPods should also be dictated by Apple. What about on their computers themselves. Why don't they prohibit any objectionably programs to be installed on their Macintosh computers? Perhaps the next release of OS X should implement another level of parental controls - Apple controls, which would supersede parental controls.

    And then there's the claim that they reject certain apps because the provide features similar to ones already built in. Forgetting the fact that the user has already purchased the device, why can't a user decide for themselves who's implementation of a given feature they prefer? Following the same logic as above, why doesn't Apple police Macintosh applications? Firefox? Forget it, it provides functionality that's already available in OS X in the form of Safari. And again, what of their iPods. Why doesn't Apple police music available on their music players? So you want to listen to Pearl Jam AND Sound Garden? Sorry, Apple has determined they're too similar so you'll have to choose one.

    I'll admit to never being much of an Apple fan, but I must say I've really enjoyed my iPhone. But this nonsense must end. If it doesn't by the time my AT&T contract is up, I'll be shopping for a nice new Android phone. Thank you Apple. My first experience as a customer is quickly turning sour.

    1. Re:Said perfectly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contracts with AT&T are the real problem here. Both yours and Apple's. Hopefully once Apple's contract with AT&T expires, all this crap will go away, because I have a hard time believing Apple would have done things this way if they didn't have to please the US networks.

  38. Errm, what about Slashdot? by Lars+T. · · Score: 0, Troll

    Two links to add infested mass-media blurbs both quoting the same blog entry by John Gruber, but no fucking direct link to that story. Boo to Apple, Hurray to Slashdot for sticking it to Corporate America?

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  39. I'm confused by Santana · · Score: 1

    +1 Sarcasm or +1 Insightful?

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  40. Nazis are banned from the App store. by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

    Turns out the Nazi party was involved in some very bad things a long time ago, so to prevent our children from being exposed to such hateful thoughts or ideas that might scar them for life and expose them to lawsuits, Apple has decided to ban all apps involving Nazis.

    That includes soup apps.

  41. Is this affecting developers? by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have downloaded the Xcode development environment, and lately I've been working on a cool idea for an iPhone app. The more stories I read like this, though, the more I'm wondering whether or not I want to bother.

    I've already been jerked around by Apple in regards to this. I have a coworker who, when he found out that I can develop software, agreed to pay for my enrollment in the dev program in exchange for helping him out with some coding. So he bought an enrollment package for me, we filled out the info, and the next day, I got an e-mail from Apple saying that because my application and payment information didn't match up, I had to provide them a notarized copy or a government-issued photograph to prove I am who I claim that I am. I sent them back an e-mail saying that I didn't feel comfortable providing them my personal information, that nowhere in the terms I agreed to did it say that such documentation was required, and that if they want to send me a letter or call my phone to verify my information, I'd welcome the opportunity to do so. They have yet to reply back, so tomorrow, I'm probably going to ask for my coworker's money back and just register myself under my own company's name instead.

    So developer-to-developer, I can't help but wonder, is it worth it? Sure, there are stories around of people making a million bucks off of $0.99 apps, but the kind of stuff I have in mind is niche-oriented, and I don't plan to be a millionaire; it's more of a hobby than anything else.

    I have an iPhone and I love it, but I don't like the thought that I can't install stuff that I might want because Apple says so. I really don't like being jerked around as a developer and told what other people can and can't run of mine that I write, especially when there's no danger of causing the system to crash or anything like that.

    I can't help but wonder if Apple keeps jerking developers around like this if eventually they'll give up and move on to another platform. Apple is customer-focused, and that's great, really, it is. But at what point will they realize that they need developers on board too, just as much or more than we need Apple?

    1. Re:Is this affecting developers? by mjwx · · Score: 2, Informative

      orker who, when he found out that I can develop software, agreed to pay for my enrollment in the dev program in exchange for helping him out with some coding. So he bought an enrollment package for me, we filled out the info, and the next day, I got an e-mail from Apple saying that because my application and payment information didn't match up, I had to provide them a notarized copy or a government-issued photograph to prove I am who I claim that I am. I sent them back an e-mail saying that I didn't feel comfortable providing them my personal information,

      I'm far from an Apple defender (just modded in an MS thread because I likened Apple to Microsoft and I cant figure out which type of fanboy I pissed off more) but...

      If you information does not match the payment information this throws up a whole bunch of red flags about credit card usage. They have to determine that you are, well who you say you are. Look at it from their perspective. This is something all banks enforce so it's not limited to Apple.

      I can't help but wonder if Apple keeps jerking developers around like this if eventually they'll give up and move on to another platform.

      I mean this in the nicest way but why would Apple care about little developers like you when it can enforce its rules on large development houses like EA with far more efficiency. Yes Apple may very well want to drive away independent developers and this would be suicide because most apple sales are cheap, disposable US$1 programs, most Iphone owners don't want to pay US$10 per program (I wouldn't either so I dont blame them) but why wouldn't apple, control is more important to them then profit or market share.

      Apple is customer-focused, and that's great, really, it is.

      Apple is control focused and that really really isn't great.

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    2. Re:Is this affecting developers? by ImYourVirus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hey when they first came out I really wanted one to like a bunch of other people I knew, then I started learning about the draw back to having one, some of which may seem petty to you but aren't to me, I have lots of people send me picture messages and whatever, nope can't do that they have to 'email' them, well thats a fucking waste of time trying to tell everyone that, I had asked my mom who has one if she got my mms she said no I had to email it, I was like wtf? Pass. Can only use bluetooth with headsets? Pass. Draconian app store? Pass. 500 'updates' a month? Pass. Lastly but not leastly you can't get insurance on them through your provider... Big pass, I mean the entire screen is breakable which can ruin the phone, best policy is better safe than sorry...

      There are others but why bore you any longer.

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    3. Re:Is this affecting developers? by JLangbridge · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I used to be an iPhone dev too, but I've completely given in. XCode is beautiful, working on MacOS X is a dream, iPhones are incredible, but I really, really hate it when a control freak sends me back my application because an icon is a few pixels to the left than what they were expecting. The Apple iPhone Guidelines isn't a guideline, it's a Bible, and any transgression is immediately punished by sending the app back with a fat "No" written on the email. I've had apps refused for graphical problems (i.e. they didn't like my icon), for too much functionality (i.e. One application should do only one thing, and do it well) even though the extra functionality can be defended and explained as "necessary". So I quit my job, and I'm back doing embedded Linux projects. I still have an iPhone, but with the recent events concerning Google and Apple, quite honestly I've given in and I'm looking for a new phone. As for iPhone development, I've had job offers, and I've refused every single one. Apple development is history as far as I'm concerned.

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    4. Re:Is this affecting developers? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      If you information does not match the payment information this throws up a whole bunch of red flags about credit card usage. They have to determine that you are, well who you say you are.

      No, they don't.

      Using my own name, I've signed up for a lot of different things (classes, software purchase, etc.), and the payment comes from a credit card in the name of the company I work for. The card isn't mine, doesn't have my name on it, and I never had to enter anything that indicated that I work for the company on the card. In most of these cases, there was no shipment of any physical item, but a few times there were training materials that got shipped to my home (which is also completely unrelated to the company address).

      There has never been a problem where the seller of the good/service/whatever asked for more information.

      At a previous job, things were pretty much the same, but the "corporate" card used had a person's name on it that wasn't mine, because it really was a personal card of the CEO. Again, no issues.

      The only thing that really sets off red flags is if you try to ship something to an address not on file with the credit card company, but not every vendor checks this.

    5. Re:Is this affecting developers? by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of Nintendo's lock-down policies during the NES era.

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    6. Re:Is this affecting developers? by paanta · · Score: 1

      You know, here's the problem: it's still the best mobile device. Period. You can bitch all you want, but I don't know anyone who has purchased one and decided to sell it for a Pre or G1 or anything else. Any geek that uses one knows the app store approval process is HUGELY problematic, but what am I going to do? If I were a developer, I'd still want access to its user base. As a user, I still want access to its unbelievably nice hardware and awesome apps. The whole thing pisses me off, but I'd rather get screwed by Apple than switch to something with nowhere near the user experience. And yeah, I realize I sound like a woman in an abusive relationship.

    7. Re:Is this affecting developers? by Miseph · · Score: 1

      Sure, but I've also never heard of a person buying a Pre or G1 only to decide that, nah, they'd really prefer an iPhone.

      Those things are expensive, and very few people are willing, let alone ABLE, to really switch from one to the other on a whim.

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    8. Re:Is this affecting developers? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      No, they don't.

      Using my own name, I've signed up for a lot of different things (classes, software purchase, etc.), and the payment comes from a credit card in the name of the company I work for. The card isn't mine, doesn't have my name on it, and I never had to enter anything that indicated that I work for the company on the card. In most of these cases, there was no shipment of any physical item, but a few times there were training materials that got shipped to my home (which is also completely unrelated to the company address).

      Please tell me which bank allows you to do this, I want to nothing to do with them.

      Almost everything I've purchased with a credit card has specified that the purchaser's details must be the same as the credit card details otherwise this gets tagged as a potential fraud. This is in the Australian banking system which is a lot more stable, I mean regulated, no I mean stable then the US. I also get this with a lot of Asian banks as well.

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    9. Re:Is this affecting developers? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Almost everything I've purchased with a credit card has specified that the purchaser's details must be the same as the credit card details otherwise this gets tagged as a potential fraud.

      This is generally true for physical items but not for services (like training classes) or "developer's kits" that are downloaded and the fee pays mostly for support or certification of apps.

      Another example is that it's not uncommon for someone to pay for an airline ticket for another person. When I buy a ticket for my wife, nobody questions the fact that my credit card says "John Doe" and her name is "Jane Smith" (because she didn't change her name when we got married).

    10. Re:Is this affecting developers? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Another example is that it's not uncommon for someone to pay for an airline ticket for another person. When I buy a ticket for my wife, nobody questions the fact that my credit card says "John Doe" and her name is "Jane Smith" (because she didn't change her name when we got married).

      I don't know what airlines you book through but with Air Asia, Thai Airways, Singapore Airlines, Tiger Airways and Virgin Australia the booking page specifically states that the credit card holder must be one of the passengers otherwise you have to book a ticket via an agent (or fill out a separate form stating this indemnifying them from fraud). You can book a ticket for someone else but it must be joined to a ticket that the card holder is are travelling on. The credit card is used as identification, according to their TOS they can refuse boarding if you cannot produce the credit card used to purchase the ticket. If they do this in Australia you have no recourse as it is made clear that you need to present your CC to get the ticket. So you as John Doe can book a ticket for Jane Smith but you must also book a ticket for John Doe.

      I buy my air tickets exclusively on-line these days and get pulled up for my CC and my Passport at check-in whenever I leave Australia so it's pretty well enforced by Australian airports, not so much in Kuala Lumpur. This may be different if you're going via an agent like expedia.com (spelling?) as it is the agent buying the ticket and you're buying it off the agent but then if you get refused boarding then you have no recourse with the airline as you bought the ticket from the agent.

      This is generally true for physical items but not for services (like training classes) or "developer's kits" that are downloaded and the fee pays mostly for support or certification of apps.

      This is still an online transaction. All the seller or more likely, the bank wanted to do was determine that the person buying this was who they said they are.

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  42. Should apple not censor music??? by shungi · · Score: 1

    Can't one of you techi types make it so I can upload a song to my iphone that engages the other functions? ??

    1. Re:Should apple not censor music??? by beerbear · · Score: 1

      Boss, is that you?

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  43. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yesOKAY WHO .. by OverZealous.com · · Score: 1

    My guess is apple reviewers have a list of words in a file (that only the lawyers are allowed to read). Then they take the compiled app and do something like

    strings NinjaDictionary.app | grep --file=naughtywords.txt

    If it returns something, then click the INSTANT BANISHMENT OF DOOM button. The app never even has to be run! They can probably ban 2000-3000 apps per day this way, and they probably get a bonus.

    In all seriousness, my guess at the problems with Apple is a bad metrics or punishment/reward system for the reviewers. Reviewers probably don't get any benefit for approving, but if they approve an app that gets them in trouble later, they get punished.

  44. Dictionary! App by Falstaft · · Score: 1

    For those who are interested, there is a fine little FREE app called Dictionary! (previousy Dictionare) for iPhone/touch that features all the dirty words you could ever want. Its entries are not hugely detailed, but when you want an uncensored definition, it's the way to go. For example, when I fill the search field with "fuck" it gives me entries for 'fuck', 'fuckup', 'fucker', 'fucking', 'fuckhead', 'fuck all', 'fuck off', 'fucked-up' and 'fucking(a)'. Frankly, I find all of these wonderful descriptors for Apple's retard-power over the App store.

    1. Re:Dictionary! App by omarch · · Score: 1

      I have two paid dictionary apps on my iPod - American Heritage Dictionary and Longman's Dictionary of Contemporary English. Both of them contain every dirty word I'm aware of.

  45. Apple is so inconsistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quite apart from the inanity of a bowdlerized dictionary, Apple is so inconsistent.

    I have 3 different dictionaries on my iPhone (yes that's weird I agree) all of which have the words that Word Ninja was required to remove. I have the same words in the dictionary that came with my Mac.

    This feels to me like some application reviewer at Apple that either has issues of their own, or who really doesn't understand the rules.

    Clearly Word Ninja have a case to answer about Apples inconsistency.

    btw it took me back to the happy age of 12 checking out all the 'dirty' words in the dictionary

  46. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was maybe news the first two or three stories, but now it seems there is a "ZOMG Apple censors Iphone app" every week. It's the same story every time and we have all read it already. If the goal is just to keep reminding people that Iphones are a locked-down platform, then Slashdot is the wrong audience, because everyone here already knows that and there's no need to remind us. And Slashdot stories won't reach the people who actually buy Iphones and even if they did, those people would think thing along the lines of "Oh well, it's a Slashdot story, we all know Slashdotters are a paranoid bunch, and there's no way that something so outrageous could be true in any case."

  47. Centralized censorship is dangerous by WML+MUNSON · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Exactly.... I want my child to see as much of the world as possible. Look at the starving kids in Africa, look how stupid that guy looks when yelling profanities (and watch how I better handle the situation), look at the "gross" and "objectionable". And read every damn book that has ever been banned.

    That's all good, but... goatse?

    Censoring content such as Goatse may be a well-intended attempt to shield society at-large from the darker alleyways of humanity, but to accomplish this by means of centralizing restrictions on content and communication is very dangerous, as it replaces lost innocence with lost liberty.

    1. Re:Centralized censorship is dangerous by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I definitely wasn't endorsing centralized censorship; merely pointing out that there are some things that you might want to keep away from your children.

    2. Re:Centralized censorship is dangerous by chefren · · Score: 1

      I thought that alleyway was more red than dark ... (shudder)

  48. Ignored for a long time by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    Dear iPhone users and Developers: You have been ignored. Don't blog about it, don't whine. If you are an iPhone only developer and your app was rejected without any meaningful reason, bad for you...

    Next time, have decency to ship same application for Symbian userbase, Windows Mobile and even J2ME. Yes, the "cool platform" choice of you have tendency to reject applications and even have capability to kill them remotely. Now, it is not that cool or trendy, head to http://www.forum.nokia.com/ . There you have access to 100M potential users. Or head to http://www.getjar.com/ and see what are you missing.

    Right now, writing this message, I see this Google Ad at top
      "Unlock i`Phone -
    Millions of Satisfied Customers Unlock Your i`Phone Now!
    www.Unlock-the-iPhone.com"

    Expect something good from that platform especially for development?

  49. War of words by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

    Push for urbandictionary to add an obscene alternate definition for "Apple". Someone above mentioned words like "screw" were removed from this app so I'd like to see what happens then...

  50. Dictionary.com App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the Dictionary.com app on my iphone. I was never prompted for age appropriateness, and my dictionary has all the words listed above. Is it censorship, or Apple favoring one app over another?

  51. Re:If you mean did not relent, then yesOKAY WHO .. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Who has that dirty little mind to look up all these naughty words -- and is still allowed to work at bright shining, purer than Ivory Soap Apple?

    They probably hired a linux contractor for a day.

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  52. Fire those guys doing the screening by klui · · Score: 1

    Ironic because NeXTstep's unabridged dictionary application allow you to look up the words "fuck," "shit," etc.

    Has Apple lost its mind? Maybe it's just a bunch of over zealous self-righteous assholes working at the iPhone App screening department. I like Apple, but its behavior recently just goes to show that any company with a lot of control and influence on a particular segment will do everything it can to maintain that control and influence. I am less likely to purchase Apple stuff nor recommend their products to others.

  53. Apples new uber secret project leaked by segagman · · Score: 0

    Apples new uber secret project leaked 'iCensorship' its guaranteed to be all the rave and you wont even know why! 'iChina ,iIran, iPropaganda iControl' Next..coming soon to a app store near you....wait ...wait ....'iHypocriteZ' this new app will automatically log you in to twitter as if you were in Iran to confuse the goverment and for the first time ever in a iPhone it will run a background prosses to help China censor google, and yahoo/bing. Its a brave new world Mr. Orwell.

  54. What about the Dictionary app in OS X? by t34g4rd3n · · Score: 1

    You can look up the word 'shit' in the Dictionary app and it not only returns the definition but also several useful examples of speech including 'to get one's shit together'. I don't remember what other unsavory words I've looked up there, but I'm pretty sure there were a number of them. How, exactly, is this Ninjawords thing any different? Is the Dictionary app just a database of Merriam-Webster or something?

  55. Apple VP Responds...The Rest of the Story.... by Karlt1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://daringfireball.net/2009/08/phil_schiller_app_store

    Let me start with the most important points - Apple did not censor the content in this developer's application and Apple did not reject this developer's application for including references to common swear words. You accused Apple of both in your story and the fact is that we did neither.

    Ninjawords is an application which uses content from the Wiktionary.org online wiki-based dictionary to provide a nice fast dictionary application on the web and on the iPhone. Contrary to what you reported, the Ninjawords application was not rejected in the App Store review process for including common "swear" words. In fact anyone can easily see that Apple has previously approved other dictionary applications in the App Store that include all of the "swear" words that you gave as examples in your story.

    The issue that the App Store reviewers did find with the Ninjawords application is that it provided access to other more vulgar terms than those found in traditional and common dictionaries, words that many reasonable people might find upsetting or objectionable. A quick search on Wiktionary.org easily turns up a number of offensive "urban slang" terms that you won't find in popular dictionaries such as one that you referenced, the New Oxford American Dictionary included in Mac OS X. Apple rejected the initial submission of Ninjawords for this reason, provided the Ninjawords developer with information about some of the vulgar terms, and suggested to the developer that they resubmit the application for approval once parental controls were implemented on the iPhone.

    The Ninjawords developer then decided to filter some offensive terms in the Ninjawords application and resubmit it for approval for distribution in the App Store before parental controls were implemented. Apple did not ask the developer to censor any content in Ninjawords, the developer decided to do that themselves in order to get to market faster. Even though the developer chose to censor some terms, there still remained enough vulgar terms that it required a parental control rating of 17+.

    You are correct that the Ninjawords application should not have needed to be censored while also receiving a 17+ rating, but that was a result of the developers' actions, not Apple's. I believe that the Apple app review team's original recommendation to the developer to submit the Ninjawords application, without censoring it, to the App Store once parental controls was implemented would have been the best course of action for all; Wiktionary.org is an open, ever-changing resource and filtering the content does not seem reasonable or necessary.

    1. Re:Apple VP Responds...The Rest of the Story.... by Smurf · · Score: 1

      Damn, where are the mod points when you need them?

      Mod the parent up! It's an important and informative update on the original article itself!

  56. Censoring dictionaries does not even help children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was around 9 or 10 years old I was a naive little kid with very religious parents. My older brother was moved out by then and I was shy so I had few friends at school, so I had no one to learn any of those "naughty" things from. I remember hearing the words "shit" and "fuck" over and over and really being distressed at what it meant. I knew were naughty words and didn't want to ask my parents. I felt like my few friends would make fun of me if they knew I didn't know. So what do you think I did? I turned to my family's dictionary. I can't tell you these days whether it was advertised as an abridged dictionary or not, but I can tell you how frustrated I was not to be able to find the words "shit" or "fuck".

    Censoring stuff just hurts kids, especially those who already have the most issues and likely no one else to turn to when they need to understand something society finds "naughty". Don't censor reference material, Apple.

  57. Conclusion by Lars+T. · · Score: 0

    Apple has dozens if not hundreds of people working in the app approval department - and some of them are pricks.

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  58. how did they get Wiktionary into a usable format? by bitt3n · · Score: 1

    I'm curious how they converted Wiktionary into a format usable for this project. Lots of people use Wordnet because there's already a SQL version so it's easy.. I would love to use wiktionary but I couldn't figure out how to turn it into SQL. (I made a site that lets me create vocab quizzes for students using words I select, but it employs Wordnet, which does kind of suck.) I should mention that the answer could be obvious as I just code LAMP as a hobby, but I would love to know how to do it.