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Depression May Provide Cognitive Advantages

Hugh Pickens writes "Paul W. Andrews and J. Anderson Thomson, Jr. argue in Scientific American that although depression is considered a mental disorder, depression may in fact be a mental adaptation which provides real benefits. This is not to say that depression is not a problem. Depressed people often have trouble performing everyday activities, they can't concentrate on their work, they tend to socially isolate themselves, they are lethargic, and they often lose the ability to take pleasure from such activities such as eating and sex. So what could be so useful about depression? 'Depressed people often think intensely about their problems,' write the authors. 'These thoughts are called ruminations; they are persistent and depressed people have difficulty thinking about anything else. Numerous studies have also shown that this thinking style is often highly analytical. They dwell on a complex problem, breaking it down into smaller components, which are considered one at a time.' Various studies have found that people in depressed mood states are better at solving social dilemmas and there is evidence that people who get more depressed while they are working on complex problems in an intelligence test tend to score higher on the test (PDF). 'When one considers all the evidence, depression seems less like a disorder where the brain is operating in a haphazard way, or malfunctioning. Instead, depression seems more like the vertebrate eye — an intricate, highly organized piece of machinery that performs a specific function.'"

512 comments

  1. it makes sense by mach1980 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You just have to think about marvin the paranoid android...

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    1. Re:it makes sense by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
      Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
      Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
      Trillian: Yeah, we know.

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    2. Re:it makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm a personality prototype.

      You can tell-can't you?"

      "Life! Don't talk to ME about life!"

      Bugger skynet, the GPP feature is the technology I fear most.

      (-:

    3. Re:it makes sense by Kotoku · · Score: 1

      Or the bullet with butterfly wings.

    4. Re:it makes sense by paranoid.android · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

    5. Re:it makes sense by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Outer alloy
      Inner void
      Marvin

      Happiness has been destroyed

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    6. Re:it makes sense by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      I think I feel good about it.

    7. Re:it makes sense by Apollo_11 · · Score: 1

      You just have to think about marvin the paranoid android...

      I get it now Alice and Chains / Nirvana sound was, well Nirvana after all

    8. Re:it makes sense by mikael · · Score: 1

      Marvin quotes

      More quotes

      "Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

      Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
      Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
      Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
      Trillian: Yeah, we know.

      "Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin.
      "And what happened?" pressed Ford.
      "It committed suicide," said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.

      On being left in a parking lot for 500 million years: "The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into sort of a decline"

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    9. Re:it makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

      it's easy to joke about this, but coming from someone who has clinical depression for 1/2 my life (I'm 28 now), this "good news" does little to make us feel better. Sure, I may be considered more intelligent than most people (I got a 136 on an IQ test when I was 12ish, and was light years ahead of my peers in terms of problem-solving), yet right now I feel dumb as a fucking doorknob. I noticed that when I feel more self confident about myself, I perform MUCH better than otherwise; no surprise there, but with clinical depression, this becomes much more difficult than otherwise. With depression, I perform worse, which leads me to believe i'm not that good, which feeds on the depression and lack of self-worth etc. A vicious cycle.

      Secondly, those IQ tests are a farce: there's much more to true intelligence (the ability to understand what you learned) than just puzzles. Sure, a puzzle-wise smart person would perform better on those than their counterparts, but what about social intelligence? I used to be light years ahead of my peers...in math and physics, yet socially I am still stuck at the kindergarten level; far less developed than my peers. Does that mean I'm smarter than them? I doubt it.

      Sure, while there may be "benefits" to having depression, my experience tells me that they don't nearly outweigh the problems associated with it (I'd much rather be dumb and happy than smart and suicidal), and their method of measurement - IQ test - is bullshit.

      Sorry, not in a good mood today, so I had to rant. Anon for obvious reasons

    10. Re:it makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're getting medical help, to include meds if needed. I avoided them for years (I blame the "Just say no" addiction mentality), but the depression took away so much energy I could never do the stuff I was supposed to do. You know, exercise, deliberate socializing and the like. The first day of my Rx was practically religious for me. All of the static that went on in my head cleared up and the world was just a beautifully quiet place. I noticed this as I was walking to the time clock at work. I didn't like that job at all much either.

      YMMV, but I wish I hadn't fought my doctors about the meds and started them years ago.

    11. Re:it makes sense by TerminalSpin · · Score: 1

      It's a very long time since I heard that! - thank you!

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    12. Re:it makes sense by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Given that in my field (psychology) the absolute dominant opinion is that depression is a serious illness which: causes major loss of social and occupational function, is one of the leading contributors to the global burden of disease, and is the leading cause of suicide (World health Organisation http://www.who.int/mental_health/management/depression/definition/en/, APA: http://www.apa.org/topics/topicdepress.html), any suggestion that depression might have a "bright side" is bound to be challenged.

      Bypassing the Slashdot summary (which appears to have been written by the authors of the Scientific American Article that the link takes you to - or at least it uses their exact words), and ignoring the Scientific American Article, which was written by the authors of a paper to promote their own paper - I went to the article (The Bright Side of Being Blue: Depression as an adaptation for analysing complex problems" 2009, Psychological Review, 116, 620-654).

      The authors' main point seems to be that if a person has a complex problem that needs to be solved, then withdrawing from social contact, ruminating on your problems, taking no pleasure in anything (i.e. focusing exclusively on your problems) and so on (the symptoms of depression) make sense because the chance of solving a problem will be higher. And, since depressed people have a cognitive style which cause them to be better at focusing on the micro-detail of problems ("ruminating"), depression has an adaptive function - it helps us solve problems.

      It's certainly true that depressed people are very good ruminators, although this is generally described in negative terms as a "faulty cognitive style" because depressed people ruminate on problems that either (a) have no real existence outside of their heads or (b) exist but would be solved (or accepted) by most people without the person becoming disabled. Hence we hear stories of people who commit suicide for odd-seeming reasons (someone insulted them on facebook).

      So, I'm thinking that the authors are over-extrapolating a slight superiority in a particular problem-solving skill to a conclusion that "Depression [is] an adaptation for analyzing complex problems". I'm thinking that depression is to problem solving what cytokine storm is to a healthy immune response.

    13. Re:it makes sense by giuda · · Score: 1

      Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage!

    14. Re:it makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that last line is Beeblebroxs'.

    15. Re:it makes sense by SGDarkKnight · · Score: 1

      You mean Marvin the depressed andriod?

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    16. Re:it makes sense by BoothbyTCD · · Score: 1

      Cobain wasn't depressed, he was a heroin addict.

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    17. Re:it makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did you talk to your doctor(s) about this? I have told my Family Physician several times that I feel this way, but he won't do anything besides say "Hmmm" and right things on a notepad. It's been 3 years since I've complained about this affecting my life, but he doesn't seem too interested in doing anything.

    18. Re:it makes sense by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      any suggestion that depression might have a "bright side" is bound to be challenged.

      Humm, I should be medicated for depression, I was on medication once and I pity the human being that have to be on meds to carry on a normal life.

      Depression is not a problem, the problem is what you decide to do while in a depressed state. I'm actually a very cheerful guy, but I get depressed by "seasons" and I actually get happy when I know I'm in a depressed season because I read a lot more (8 hours a day) and can solve and learn stuff that I can't when I'm "happy" it was pretty obvious to me that depression was an alternate state of mind in which chemicals overclock your brain for problem solving, and I was maybe 14 when I realized that, whitepaper that..

      This is no news for people with depression, as the relation between tobacco and schizophrenia or artistical and creativity inclinations. Just that by "common sense" you will see depression as an illness and medicate the ass out off the poor guy that maybe can get along if he learns painting, write a novel or play piano. Or recompile you brainOS, remove self-destructive modules, so every time you feel depressed you crave for something to waste your brain MHz, I like to create cripto languages with pencil and paper, and I'm actually writing more than 50 different tales writing less than a paragraph for every one of them at a time, in a random fashion, FOR THE LULZ! and that's better and more productive than to be a medicated zombie, I truly enjoy my depression, and I did it without the help from medication or therapy, so I understand but challenge your position :)

      Also binaural waves FTW!!! look for Gnaural a little nice Open Source app. Everything and anything to stay away from meds, you certainly think different but that's more a cultural problem (as in marketing induced culture) than a rational one.

    19. Re:it makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your doctor hates you and wants you to curl up and die. You have two choices: either you get him first, or you change doctors.

    20. Re:it makes sense by l33t+gambler · · Score: 1

      If we created an AI, wouldn't we be responsible for it's well being? What if it is full of angst, and the simulation is running really fast. What would you do with chronic angst and nothing to do for two years? I had chronic angst for three weeks, then I couldn't take it anymore and tried to end my life. I'm glad I was able to have that escape, but a computer simulation may not... If God created everything we can percieve, wouldn't he be responsible for all the human and animal suffering?

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  2. Wait, so my depression is good? by Akido37 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm going to have to think about this...

    1. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Fluffeh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, it's fucking great for me. Great till one day I end up failing to find a solution to the shit that's going on.

      Yes, I am very intelligent. I am very successful in my career. I have a lot of people telling me how they would love to swap positions. I can tell you that for every person that I meet who is dumb and unsuccessful, yet happy in their lives, I would swap places in an instant.

      I got asked once, if I would prefer to live intelligently in a prison knowing I was in one, or stupidly in the same place not knowing what it was. I would choose the latter.

      Have a read of some of my musings and art to see some of my side of the coin:
      Normal
      Two Little Boys
      Positive and Negative
      and finally Depression the file in my sig.

      For the record I am bipolar (Manic Depressive in old terminology).

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    2. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some people deliberately refuse to solve their problems since they've come to rely on the depression to help them with things like art and music. Solving the problems and removing the depression would be the end to the stream of creativity they've become accustomed to. It's not very different than an alcoholic refusing to get sober because they would have to re-learn how to live life since so many things would change.

    3. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you keep a journal on DeviantArt because you're depressed, or are you depressed because you keep a journal on DeviantArt? Eh? Eh?

      I think we've made a breakthrough.

    4. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Eat well, and realise that your mind lies to you about how bad things truly are.

      That's how I get by.

      Besides, the roller-coaster ride can be quite fun. Even when careening down the spiral I somehow take some joy from this. Maybe it's that I realise my mood bears no likeness to reality.

      Life is about the experience. Enjoy every dirty, awful bit of it. :D

    5. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Xtravar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, no shit. I used to write music and do all sorts of creative things, and once I became content with life, it became a huge pain in the ass to do anything relatively creative.

      The transformation is like going from an existential POV to a nihilistic POV. All of a sudden, nothing matters because your 'problems' are all solvable and have simple answers. Imagine if Nietzsche had just decided that all of his gloomy over-thinking was a symptom of his dysfunctional childhood, and then went out and started a family and lived happily ever after.

      I like to think that it's possible to be creative without living a life filled with unnecessary drama, and that it just takes an extraordinarily adept person to do so, but sometimes I'm not so sure.

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    6. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by somersault · · Score: 1

      The thing with that kind of attitude is that you will always find more problems. I should know :p

      Though you are right that the times in my life when I've actually felt like writing poetry have been when I've been depressed. Lyrics about how everything is going well for you usually aren't very interesting. Please take note, gangsta rapper types.

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    7. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Exactly why all those great bands began to suck once they sobered up.

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    8. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by SGDarkKnight · · Score: 2, Funny

      when i start feeling down, i just take a look at my de- motivational posters and remember, it can always be worse.

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    9. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by AB3A · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Woody Allen once wrote a short story on a man who was tasked by God to find the happiest couple on Earth. He actually finds them.

      And they're dumb as a pair of sheep.

      Laugh all you want, there is much truth in this.

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    10. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they're dumb as a pair of sheep.

      Are they dumb? Or are they smart enough to realize all of the things most humans use to artificially measure intelligence is what ultimately causes depression and therefore, being the smartest people on the planet, they choose not partake those things that cause depression.

    11. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by 'The+'.$L3mm1ng · · Score: 1

      Books for you: Three Minute Therapy and Learned Optimism. The latter argues that you still might need meds for being bipolar, though. But otherwise, they might really help.

    12. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by DaFallus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lisa: As Intelligence goes up, Happiness goes down. See, I made a graph. I make a lot of graphs.

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    13. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by AB3A · · Score: 1

      While Woody Allen's comedy can get deep at times, I doubt that he was thinking that deeply when he wrote this.

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    14. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true.

      If you're smart enough to see the truth, you realize that life is temporary and pointless. Eventually everything ends. All you can do is laugh and try to enjoy the ride.

      This usually leads to coping mechanisms such as a very macabre sense of humor (which frightens and offends dumb people).

      It would be so much easier to be dumb and happy - like a dog who never thinks long-term or in the abstract. In fact, Schopenhauer commented on how much better the animals have it than we do.

      Personally, I think its stupid to dwell in negativity like Schopenhauer, but I can definitely see his point.

      Overall, I enjoy being intelligent and understanding how the world works, and I find a handful of people and things that I enjoy interacting with.

      Being a minority is frustrating tho, and often I feel like I'm the protagonist from Idiocracy. Especially when I watch Fox news.

    15. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by gnick · · Score: 1

      Indeed - I'm a pretty bright guy by most standards - Maybe not the brightest on Earth, but I did ace my GREs (OK, not the Verbals, sue me...) But I've sometimes envied the golden retriever. If you give it a squeaky toy, scratch its head, and are willing to throw a ball for a couple of hours a day, it lives in heaven all the way up to when you have to take it (still wagging its tail, but with too many old-age issues to endure) out to the mesa and dig a hole. If there are any slashdotters out there who somehow missed the 'Blue Crayon' episode of The Simpsons, find it. It's not really philosophical and won't change your life, but I think we've all been there.

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    16. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?

    17. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fight my depression for others, not for myself. Being depressed drives people away and makes it difficult to maintain a career. Thus, I try to keep my depression in check enough to function in society.

    18. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by gnick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Life is about the experience. Enjoy every dirty, awful bit of it.

      Thanks for that. I've heard many times people saying that they'd like to die quietly in their sleep without ever seeing it coming and I just don't get it. The ugly parts of life are still life. I don't enjoy pain, but in my view death is the end of life (chuckle all you want - many people disagree). And it's the only thing that we all share. I'd like to see it coming and, avoiding years of agony, a few days of despair and slipping away seem interesting. Sorry, morbid.

      Life is what it is - Work to make it as good as you can, but embrace it all. Even the awful stuff.

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    19. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Powys · · Score: 1

      As the old adage says: "Ignorance is bliss" I fervently believe that.

    20. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people deliberately refuse to solve their problems since they've come to rely on the depression to help them with things like art and music.

      Uh-uh, sure.

      Melancholy, sadness and generally low moods are emotional contexts with a richer texture than the more or less neutral flow of everyday. That's why they make expression easier.

      Actual depression robs you of the ability to even enjoy art, music or literature, much less create it. It's not an emotional context. It can actually bar emotional context from happening.

      Lastly, it's not an attitude problem. You can't just step out of it at will.

    21. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      So it is somewhat obvious that your mood is low today. The interesting question is whether you think the same way about trading places when you're high?

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    22. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good to know there are other people out there dealing with the same bullshit as me.

    23. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by trvd1707 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I got asked once, if I would prefer to live intelligently in a prison knowing I was in one, or stupidly in the same place not knowing what it was. I would choose the latter.

      Well, I guess a dumb person wouldn't know how to answer this question because it's way too complex. Or it really doesn't matter, since you would be in a prison anyway.

    24. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "For the record I am bipolar (Manic Depressive in old terminology)."

      Well, at least your happy half the time, eh?

      :)

      Just kidding...hope you make it through it all...

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    25. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      If you think that life is pointless, your advice to laugh is also pointless. Certainly humor is good medicine, but there is a point to life.

      Read Vonnegut's last book if you need an update.

      Using depression as a motivator is nihilistic. You can do the same thing without being depressed and be happier about it.

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    26. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like you've been reading the book of Ecclesiastes.

    27. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I guess a dumb person wouldn't know how to answer this question because it's way too complex. Or it really doesn't matter, since you would be in a prison anyway.

      Not what it spawned from, I know, but here's an interesting thought: tfa could be (slightly misstating things for the sake of communication) mistaking "intelligent people are more depressed" for "depression boosts intelligence", i.e. incorrectly placing the causation.

    28. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      > You can do the same thing without being depressed and be happier about it.

      Tautology...

      I've come across so *many* people who just think it's a matter of changing your mind. Trust me, I try.

      Why don't dumb people *choose* to be intelligent? Nearly everyone with any hint of ego or self-respect *wants* that...

    29. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      These aren't comparable qualities-- intelligence and depression.

      I didn't say it was easy to lift off depression.

      I did say that the same creative juices can be found from depression and also from conditions where depression isn't found.

      My citation is anecdotal, but at least a dozen cases that I've seen. Depressed people WANT to be depressed. It's part of the chemistry. Emerging from depression, and habituating that emergence, is tougher than quitting cigarettes and drugs and is only a partial answer. CBT has to be in the formula.

      Comparing intelligence, which requires a condition of using memory and cognition isn't comparable to depression, which is a state brought on by serotonin uptake dysfunction. You can take drugs for somewhat effective depression mitigation. There is no pill for intelligence (although caffeine and nicotine addicts might tell you otherwise).

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    30. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by PotatoFiend · · Score: 1

      Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?

      (Score:0)

      I think you've already found it.

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    31. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      It's not a direct comparison... it's an *analogy*...

      The reason I chose to use intelligence as an analogy is that it's another psychological quality for which choice plays relatively little part, and as such, I think it's a reasonable analogy. Choice in the many aspects which make up one's identity is an elusive quality.

      As to your following comment:

      > Comparing intelligence, which requires a condition of using memory and cognition isn't comparable to depression, which is a state brought on by serotonin uptake dysfunction. You can take drugs for somewhat effective depression mitigation.

      The current drugs, from personal experience, appear to work for a while (for some value of 'work').

      It's possible, perhaps likely, that there is more than one underlying cause for clinical depression. Some mechanism for homeostatis must exist, and in my case, I suspect that my 'set point' for serotonin level is just too low. Drugs increase my levels, I'm happier for a while, but then I revert. This of course assumes that serotonin levels are the only biological factor underlying depression.

    32. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by marnues · · Score: 1

      It doesn't particularly matter what Woody Allen was thinking if the short story does indeed lead to deep thinking.

    33. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by karmatic · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, I am very intelligent. I am very successful in my career. I have a lot of people telling me how they would love to swap positions. I can tell you that for every person that I meet who is dumb and unsuccessful, yet happy in their lives, I would swap places in an instant.

      Last year, and almost all my life before that, I was in the same position.

      On paper, my life was great - phenomenal test scores, CTO and one of the founders of a successful software company, good income, attending Harvard, etc. Tall, attractive, etc.

      And yet, my life was hell. Many emotions (love, empathy, grief, joy) were literally missing. I had family, pets, etc. die - I felt nothing, so I watched others and emulated them, lest people think I was callous. I didn't want them to see that I was empty inside - filled with only anger, hate, jealousy, etc.

      I was rather sociopathic - it made me a great salesperson, and a very lousy human being. I didn't date, I had only 1 long-term friend. In many ways, he was more screwed up than I.

      The irony is that ultimately it was my suicide plans that saved me.

      I had decided to end my life, and to ensure I would not be screwing over my family (who I was supporting), I decided to get insurance, and stage an accident. Yes, I am aware this is fraud - I was not right in the head. The fact I'm typing this is a pretty good indication I didn't go through witih it.

      As part of the insurance process, they did blood analysis. This caught that my cholesterol levels were extremely low.

      Further investigation showed that my body does not properly produce cholesterol, and that it messed up my hormonal levels - horribly.

      I now chug heavy whipping cream at night, and take hormonal replacement. The depression is gone, and I am a generally happy human being.

      When I do what I feel is right, I enjoy it - when I hurt others, or do what I feel is wrong, I feel bad. It's a very profound feeling for someone who has never felt that before. I went on my first date - I never imagined that being with someone in a social situation could feel so good.

      We are chemical beings, running on chemical processes. As we get a better understanding of the brain, how things work - more and more people are finding things that can help. I hope, I sincerely do, that you are able to find your answers, and soon.

    34. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by marnues · · Score: 1

      The analogy should be self-evident. Instead you are employing circular logic. The analogy only makes sense if we take your conclusion as a premise. That is not an analogy.

      You are not so far off. Not everyone is taught how to control their mood. However, it can be done, especially if taught at early ages.

    35. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big difference between regular depression and bipolar.
      Also, I assume thats you in the middle? Lose some fucking weight.

    36. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I understand too. The big depressing thing is death and as far as I have seen, there is no avoiding it. One day you will die, just like a happy but stupid dog. It's hard for me to think about what if anything is going to happen after that. So to be happy, you have to think you have life after death figured out. Only the stupid can say that they have that problem solved or ever will IMO.

    37. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I've come across so *many* people who just think it's a matter of changing your mind. Trust me, I try.

      Why don't dumb people *choose* to be intelligent? Nearly everyone with any hint of ego or self-respect *wants* that...

      Whenever try to give me that crap I explain to them that it's like sexual arousal. A man sees a woman walking down the street. He thinks to himself that she's attractive, he ogles a bit, and he moves on. He cannot control it, it is an automatic response to the stimulus. His brain is wired that way and the best he can do is restrain himself from raping the woman on the sidewalk.

      The way that man feels sexual arousal, I feel anxiety/paranoia/suicidal impulses. The best I can do is suppress and ignore them, but that does not make them go away.

    38. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      Depression is not a mood. Depression is a condition. Sadness is a mood. You can change your mood with your attitude, if you apply yourself. "Attituding" your way out of depression is a lot steeper hill to climb than you, and others like you, seem to think.

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    39. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      It's a lot, lot deeper than what you describe. There is no method for homeostasis because what happens to us changes each and every day, hour, and minute. What you eat has an effect; carbo loading is a curative that many people apply, as are other drugs which also try to fill the gap when serotonin uptake misfires.

      It's a long stairstep recovery. Drugs aren't the only answer; CBT and therapy really do help. I've seen the effects on numerous people first hand. I'm not a psychdoc, but I've watched it in action. It takes willpower to get out. Otherwise, you lie to yourself and the circular logic starts, preventing you from rising above liking depression. Face it: you really do like it; it's natural to do so given the condition. It's a worthy excuse not to face the real battle (and it's a REAL BATTLE) to re-habituate a normalcy that doesn't include depression-- with the aid of drugs, CBT, and therapy. Depression didn't happen overnight and it's not cured overnight. But it can be dealt with. I've seen the success. It was rough. Really really rough-- but do-able.

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    40. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by msimm · · Score: 1

      Yes well, they may be happy, but are they smug! Nothing can throw a dark cloud like a condescendingly intelligent person! And that'll learn them!

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    41. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by msimm · · Score: 1

      Despair is a quality you create. Death and dying is indifferent to you. That is what makes these things interesting to me.

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    42. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Delkster · · Score: 1

      Eat well, and realise that your mind lies to you about how bad things truly are.

      Eating well and balanced is good advice. I'm not sure how far the way of thinking you suggest is going to carry a majorly depressed person, however; if you truely could believe that things aren't so bad simply by saying so, you wouldn't be majorly depressed in the first place. You may be able to feed yourself the idea for a moment, but it won't stick or solve anything in the long run.

      It may help if you can rationalize far enough into the roots of the problems that you'll be able to believe that they aren't really problems after all, but that's a vastly different matter. That's what we have therapists to help with.

      Life is about the experience. Enjoy every dirty, awful bit of it. :D

      It's rather common in depression that you can't find enjoyment or pleasure in most things, including all those small things that people really should be enjoying. That exactly is a part of the problem itself -- not a cause but a major result of it.

    43. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to think about this...

      I already have. Analytically even. The results are depressing.

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    44. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Actually, how often do you REALLY think about death? I manage to almost never think of it, and not by some conscious act of will but just because it hardly ever enters my mind. Barring being old, ill, or having someone die close to them, most people NEVER think of it. It never comes up.

      "Man these are some good peas, oh and by the way we're all going to die"

      So to be happy, you have to think you have life after death figured out. Only the stupid can say that they have that problem solved or ever will IMO.

      I have it figured out. You die, and then your gone. Simple. Sure, this might not work for you, but it works for me. To me it isn't a problem. Sure, it might be when I get closer to it, but so far it hasn't really been an issue.

      You also pretty much claim that only stupid people are happy, which is bizarre. I've known a lot of very happy smart people, I'm sure you do to. I don't view myself as stupid, and I'm often very happy, and my baseline is generally being pretty content with life. But I suppose if I sat around repeating the "I'm going to die" mantra to myself I'd be pretty depressed to.

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    45. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Woody Allen once wrote a short story on a man who was tasked by God to find the happiest couple on Earth. He actually finds them.

      And they're dumb as a pair of sheep.

      Laugh all you want, there is much truth in this.

      There's a famous song by the Belgian/French songwriter/interpret Jacques Brel (La chanson de Jacky) that goes :
      Oh for one hour,
      Just one hour,
      One hour sometimes,
      To be dumb,
      Dumb and handsome,
      All at once.

      (Paraphrasing to English from memory)

      It's pretty hard not to agree with him :-/

      On the topic of Brel, a lot of his songs deal with such themes since he has always been on the verge of depression.

      We francophones consider him one of the two or three major writers of the 20th century. A few of his songs have been adapted to English with varying success.

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    46. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by sorak · · Score: 1

      For the record I am bipolar (Manic Depressive in old terminology).

      So does that mean you're only smart 50% of the time? Sorry, I had to say it.

    47. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by rea1l1 · · Score: 0

      A stone is born.

      It is round, but there is change.

      Over time many changes occur. The stone is ground down from the forces of nature.

      The temperature changes cause expanding and contracting, cycled yearly. The rain beats upon the stone, sadly. The sun drys the stone out, warmly.

      It develops sides upon which other stones rest, their sides meeting.

      All of the stones scuff, as they move to find a position.

      The stones are whittled down over their course, no two scuffs quite the same. All of the stones are unique.

      One stone is shaped a certain way, through the changes recently made to it from the world. It fits into the crack an other stone previously occupied, til it was scuffed too, and moved away.

      The larger stones sink to the bottom as the smaller stones move upward, similar stones gathering together.
      Most stones do not fit well, but there are a few that do and find one another, and they come together and sit, for they do not scuff.

      One stone's side sits well with the other stone's side, they move as one when there is change.

      Some stones are worn faster than others. Some wear very little bit while others wear a lot. Some are worn completely away, never being sharp. Some are broken in half, back to the sand. Then there is one less.

      Some stones are pointed. The stone that has a sharp point is less likely to find a place to rest its point. The sharper the stone the less likely it shall sit long with another, for the other stone must have a matching side for such a point, or they shall scuff.

      There are many different ways for a sharp side of stone to sit, and many different stones have sides that can match, but are not exposed to the other stone's puzzle-fit side.

      Some stones can stand under other stones, providing support, if their exposed sides rest well. Some can fit many exposed sides, though there is none of normal stone that can rest all faces of all stones.

      Stones vary in all shapes and sizes. They are all the same stone, from the same earth.

      If a stone looks too hard to find a position among its peers it will scuff too much, pushing all away.

    48. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Age, that must be it. YOU ARE RIGHT!

      --I've known a lot of very happy smart people, I'm sure you do to.--

      How many old, bold and full of mold smart ones? He'll I was happy too when I was you and didn't really know shit. Now the more I learn the less that I really want to know. I have truly almost seen and done everything except jail time.

      It's funny how life experience changes your outlook. You WILL have to come to terms with it one way or another. Do you not care what the meaning of life is?

      I guess you can still be smart and have the ability to put blinders on. So, maybe I take that little bit back maybe not. I haven't decided yet.

    49. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      I'd like to be tied to some railroad tracks and shmucked by a train, I think. Or maybe go skydiving, but have my chute fail. Quick, exciting, and only slightly painful. ;)

    50. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you mean by old, I was meaning "old and close to death", if I had to attach an actual age to that I would probably say somewhere in your later 60s, when age actually starts to effect your life, and becomes a constant reality.

      How many old, bold and full of mold smart ones? He'll I was happy too when I was you and didn't really know shit. Now the more I learn the less that I really want to know. I have truly almost seen and done everything except jail time.

      A couple, actually. Even if your going to die, YOUR STILL ALIVE. Depression is nothing but a mental illness, it isn't hyper-awareness, its focusing on the negative and ignoring the positive. Its like me claiming to be better than others because I have OCD, I must be smarter since I know the germs are out there.

      My father, for example. While he's not very old (only in his mid-60s), he has several bad health conditions, and lately death has been catching up to his friends and family (as it does), but he is very happy. A bit mad that he's so sick, so can't do everything he wants, but still happy. He even denounced religion lately (which is rather odd for his age and condition). Sure, he has moments where he isn't completely blissful, which is natural, but on the whole I would say he's happy.

      You WILL have to come to terms with it one way or another. Do you not care what the meaning of life is?

      No, I don't care what the meaning of life is. I even find the term to be somewhat silly, since who is there to say life has ANY meaning? Sure, when I was younger I cared (I cared enough to go to college for philosophy and psychology), but through that education I realized that the question itself is probably meaningless. The real question is why life would have any meaning at all.

      This is actually somewhat comforting, to me at least. For two reasons, the first being that I can stop beating my head against an imaginary wall. The second is more existential (in the literal sense), being that there is no meaning, I'm free.

      But I might be odd, because even running through all this twisting logic and conclusions bring me great joy. Life is like a great surrealist painting, or a David Lynch movie, a grand puzzle with no real solution, but it doesn't matter since all the fun is in TRYING to solve it. Its a game with no real rules and no real conditions for winning. Beautiful.

      I guess you can still be smart and have the ability to put blinders on. So, maybe I take that little bit back maybe not. I haven't decided yet.

      Blinders to what? What is so dreadful out there? Does the dread outweigh the huge amounts of sublime beauty?

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    51. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      So it is somewhat obvious that your mood is low today. The interesting question is whether you think the same way about trading places when you're high?

      Heh, good god no :P

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    52. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Or you can do like rock and funk bands of the 70s and do heroin.

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    53. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      He uses that joke in Annie Hall - didn't know he also had a short story with a similar theme. I've only read a couple of his story collections... guess I'll have to find the rest :)

    54. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by palndrumm · · Score: 1

      If there are any slashdotters out there who somehow missed the 'Blue Crayon' episode of The Simpsons, find it. It's not really philosophical and won't change your life, but I think we've all been there.

      Just in case someone needs it: obWikiLink

    55. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Two99Point80 · · Score: 1
      Saw this at the end of your "Two Little Boys" piece at DA:
      Views Total: 1,510 Today: 1,421

      Just thought you might want to know :-)

    56. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignorance is Bliss!

    57. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Haha, thanks. That put a smile on my dial today :)

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    58. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by adolf · · Score: 1

      Hey, pal - I know you mean well.

      Your writings cause me grief that I don't know how to deal with.

      WTF? Over.

    59. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I like to think that it's possible to be creative without living a life filled with unnecessary drama, and that it just takes an extraordinarily adept person to do so, but sometimes I'm not so sure."

      Afsckingmen. i can do little, jack of most master of none. i can play enough guitar to fake out some fakers... but no job and no money means no girl. time 's running out.

      i want to move to cali and get some pot prescribed. (i'm 55 now).

    60. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      Depressed people WANT to be depressed

      Fuck you.

      You may as well walk into a cancer ward and say "You people WANT to be this way"

    61. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      I got asked once, if I would prefer to live intelligently in a prison knowing I was in one, or stupidly in the same place not knowing what it was. I would choose the latter.

      I would choose the former. Why? Because, I'd use my intelligence to figure a way out of the prison. Look at that. I used my intelligence to figure a way out of a shitty situation and I'm not currently depressed. That's called thinking outside the box, btw.

      For the record I am bipolar (Manic Depressive in old terminology).

      For the record, the diagnostic criteria for type I (and probably NOS, though I haven't looked that up in a while) does NOT require a (major) depressive episode. So, one could just have (hypo)manias with no depression and still perfectly meet a Bipolar diagnosis. In other words, just saying that you are Bipolar is meaningless without knowing which type you are. You may not have experienced depression at all (though your link implies that, many people write about such things without having experienced them).

      Intelligent, eh?

      Btw, I'm Bipolar type I and I do get depressions (among other things).

      Oh, and what's with the implying "I've suffered depression therefore what I say is more meaningful" bullshit. So, what? You think that really matters? Point of fact, it doesn't. I've talked with many a person that have had very interesting and profound things to say on Bipolar/Depression who haven't experienced it themselves. What makes what I say any more valid then what they have to say? Saying that it does would mean that I would be weighing (extreme) anecdotal evidence heavier than other (extreme) anecdotal evidence. Not exactly scientific. Not exactly intelligent.

      Try again. Fail.

    62. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. I've heard many times people saying that they'd like to die quietly in their sleep without ever seeing it coming and I just don't get it. The ugly parts of life are still life. I don't enjoy pain, but in my view death is the end of life (chuckle all you want - many people disagree). And it's the only thing that we all share. I'd like to see it coming and, avoiding years of agony, a few days of despair and slipping away seem interesting. Sorry, morbid.

      What do you think people mean when they say "die peacefully in their sleep". They are not asking to avoid it, they just want it to be quick, quiet and with a minimum of fuss.

      Personally I too would rather go with a bit of dignity, not being kept alive by machines, bedridden. Going in your sleep, in your own home is about as dignified as it gets.

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    63. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      I say, don't despair! I don't even remember how it happened now, LSD, long meditation, perhaps failing out of university, but at some point everything just started clicking. I'm almost certain it was some kind of hallucinogen, but its nearly impossible to pinpoint. I think getting more in touch with myself and with nature, realizing that how other people thought or how they regarded my actions, wasn't as important as how I treated the world around me...karma, basically.

      If you can find a way in your life to make the people around you smile, you'll never frown again - I promise. But I mean, make them smile genuinely, not like "I'm saying this because I know they'll 'laugh'," but be brutally honest in that comical way, make them smile when everything they think about the world says they shouldn't, because its true; its funny; its real life. Once you bring happiness to others, you'll find yourself overwhelmed in the same.*

      *Personal experience, may not apply to everyone, but give it a shot.

    64. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      It's part of the condition. People that exhibit signs of depression are often caught in a downward spiral. They don't want to do anything about it because of avoidance behavior. Some seek treatment, others reject it, some ignore it and just have a crappy life.

      Your analogy doesn't work. One is a self-curable condition when attitude combined with drugs will work. The other are cells gone out of control.

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    65. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's fucking great for me. Great till one day I end up failing to find a solution to the shit that's going on.

      Sometimes I think our society is truly fucked up beyond repair. What on earth makes you think that sitting around drawing weird pictures and writing sad shit will make you happy? Stop thinking, get outside, do PHYSICAL work, see people, laugh, play, relate, share, help, and build a true life for yourself.

      Yeah, you're gonna say you CAN'T do those things because you're depressed. Actually, you're depressed because you WON'T do those things. Your choice. Live with the consequences.

    66. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      --Its like me claiming to be better than others because I have OCD--

      Might as well, I don't see why not? I may have it too since I feel compelled to reply.

      --Blinders to what? What is so dreadful out there?--

      I think the answer is obvious. I don't worry about natural disasters or anything, just the ever increasing man made ones. I really think the human race as a whole will not survive the 21st century using exponential growth as an example. We have been coming along exponentially for a long time now. 1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=8 etc. Now, the human capacity for war is undiminished. The usual reason for this is when too many people running things get greedy. They make it hard on the people. The people then put someone in power that promises them everything that they want in life. Just look at the 20th century as an example of this growth. I believe as many people were killed in that century, than were killed in all of recorded history before that. I have a dread of the whole thing and would like to help prevent it as would others. Of course I'm curious if I will live to see it, go fast, live long and prosper or whatever. I guess I think to much about the future.

      Global War.

      Global Warming.

      Global Hunger.

      Global Poverty.

      All of this stuff is man made. If a man made it, can he not fix it? It's actually the slightly depressed that like to fix things. The really depressed have another story to tell, I guess.

    67. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      Try to write some poetry, it works for me: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1344153&cid=29161843

    68. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Megalepozy · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... can relate to you in a way, try meditating, till u will try u won't understand how much it can help u calm ur "mind waves"

    69. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't know how bad other peoples lives can be, in fact, you may have never been in an unhappy situation (and don't give me that: because of my personality I don't let it happen shit).

      People are born unlucky and unequal, and treated unequal, if you think you had some sort of problems in your life that you can compare and say what you just said, then you already forgot how luxurious your life is while you post comfortably from a computer. You think you would enjoy being one of those 3rd world children starving? I dare you to tell them that same spiel you just wrote here. It's easy to tell people to enjoy life when you are currently enjoying it.

    70. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, I'm really glad to hear things are working out better for you.
      Second, I was ready to mod you up here, but couldn't help asking: How has this affected your work life? Have you been able to find a happy balance, or does "business as usual" not sit well with you anymore?

      I'm the opposite, in some ways, to what you were up to: My overactive conscience makes it hard for me to act against others in business, but I'm slowly becoming more hateful and resentful toward many others as it seems that is one of the only ways to become successful. Lovely Faustian bargain!

    71. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by gnick · · Score: 1

      Having witnessed a couple of deaths of loved ones in their own homes after a couple of weeks of hospice (I have a lot of respect and admiration for hospice workers), I would say that would be the best. Time to tie up loose ends, stare death in the face, stay comfortable, avoid machines and contraptions maintaining bodily functions for you, and end your days at home - That just seems right to me, assuming it's an option.

      When my father-in-law passed (fairly recently), he was not asleep. He was on morphine, but he was aware of his surroundings and was holding hands with his wife and had his family around him when he closed his eyes and checked out. I hope I'm that lucky.

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    72. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by vldmr_krn · · Score: 1

      If you're so intelligent, why can't you figure out how to be happy?

    73. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      The French always make things so complicated. For a German, getting dumb is easy: drink beer until your face turns numb and your IQ is equal to the temperature of the beer.

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    74. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      Personally, I've always wanted to die in bed, of over-exertion. At the age of 109.

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    75. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I really think the human race as a whole will not survive the 21st century using exponential growth as an example.

      I'm not too worried about this, I'm not saying that there isn't a reason to worry, it just isn't that great a chance. First, I can't see many disasters (man made or not) that could completely eliminate the species. We've survived a lot of things already. If nothing else, humans are adaptable.

      Also the exponential growth thing isn't completely accurate. Right now most of our population growth is from developing countries, while a lot of the developed ones are actually declining in population growth (birth rates are down), ignoring immigration. Most of the UN projections also say there will be some flattening of growth levels in the next decade or so, leaving an Earth with around 8-10 billion people.

      Yes, this is a lot, but before we get all Malthusian, remember that technology is also increasing at an incredible rate as well. Right now we are above the carrying capacity the Earth had even 30 years ago.

      The usual reason for this is when too many people running things get greedy. They make it hard on the people. The people then put someone in power that promises them everything that they want in life.

      This annoys me too. Though I think it annoys almost everyone. But looking through history, this has been a universal from the time we decided to invent nation-states and government. I suppose I don't worry about it too much because I don't think there is a solution, and thus worrying about isn't productive. Not saying I don't get angry about it almost weekly. I think my neighbors think me saying "Why the f* are people so goddamn stupid?!" every morning on reading the paper is some strange religious ritual I have.

      In the end, though, the big picture is mostly an academic, and abstract, thing. The only thing that really matters is our families, and immediate circle of friends, this has been the important thing since we decided to be more than mere critters, and this is all that will matters when modern society finally collapses under its own weight. Not saying we shouldn't do what we can to help others, and if we actually have the means to help others in the bigger world we should. If modern society completely died, I don't think it would be too big of a deal, people would survive, have children, fall in love, and make art. In some order.

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    76. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      If you're so intelligent, why can't you figure out how to be happy?

      Because the things that make people happy don't seem to make me so. Most people would be happy to have a comfortable job where they are respected. To earn over 100K a year in that job would also make them happy. To have lots of good friends is generally a reason to be happy. A nice house and place to stay. Food to eat and drink. Pleasant things to do during time off work.

      I have all those things, yet sometimes I just can't see the point in anything. I don't see what having all these things does to me. Yes, it's easier than not having them, but it's not what brings a happy mood into my head. You tell me what I am missing to make me happy.

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    77. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by vldmr_krn · · Score: 1

      Because the things that make people happy don't seem to make me so.

      Good. That's a key observation, and you need to accept its reality. The next stop is to identify what does make you happy.

      You tell me what I am missing to make me happy.

      You already established that things that make other people happy do not make you happy. I am not you.

      You need to learn via objective introspective observation what does make you happy. You are like many people, but similarity is not identity. No one else has your consciousness, and no one can teach you how to live with it.

    78. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

      On the topic of Brel, a lot of his songs deal with such themes since he has always been on the verge of depression.

      We francophones consider him one of the two or three major writers of the 20th century. A few of his songs have been adapted to English with varying success.

      One of the saddest songs I remember growing up, was based upon one of his: Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks (and later redone again by Westlife). And Terry livened the tune up a lot from the original :) Beautiful song, but depressing.

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    79. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by cervo · · Score: 1

      Also thyroid issues cause depression. IF you mention to your doctor that you feel depressed, he will do a blood test to check that, then assuming it is negative he will recommend antidepressants...which are another issue...

    80. Re:Wait, so my depression is good? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      And they're dumb as a pair of sheep.

      The only relevance this has is that too many people think they're so smart that they can ignore wisdom and live on their intelligence. If anything, intelligence should be second place to wisdom in life.

  3. Reverse causation by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have higher cognitive ability, you realize how the world runs, you get depressed. Not the other way 'round.

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    1. Re:Reverse causation by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with this. In terms of getting pure enjoyment and satisfaction out of life I think it's much better be a little dim and therefore not be able to see all the problems. I see a ton of people like this in my day to day work and since they have a narrower view of the world (who knows if this is actually less intelligence or not though I often interpret it that way) they are much happier. They have their huge house, they love mowing their yard, they have a cusshy job doing very little somewhere, everything is OK with them so the world must be great. (Too bad they are also the ones in charge most of the time.)

    2. Re:Reverse causation by McNihil · · Score: 4, Informative
    3. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignorance is bliss.

    4. Re:Reverse causation by mh1997 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I see a ton of people like this in my day to day work and since they have a narrower view of the world (who knows if this is actually less intelligence or not though I often interpret it that way) they are much happier.

      I agree! Last time we met, I was thinking that I wish I were as dumb as you. Sure, you're smarter than a lot of people (and therefore moderately happy) but if I had your meager intelligence, I would be so much happier than I am now.

    5. Re:Reverse causation by NekoXP · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't agree.

      "Realizing how the world runs" should not make you depressed. It's actually very easy to get through life with clinical depression without worrying about what George W. Bush did, about terrorists, about capitalism, about DRM and other things Slashdot readers get huffy about, because you're usually more often than not mired in some personal difficulty, not something about how the world "runs". This is from experience.

      I must say the whole analytical breaking down things in to small chunks fits MY worldview. But I don't concern myself with bigger world issues; not that I don't care, but they just don't affect me. Part of dealing with depression is picking what to be depressed about. And if you're spending all your time having anxiety attacks and downward slumps and moody funks about what a politician is doing in another state, or who is suing who for patent rights, or the state of Somalia, you are going to have far more personal problems hit you in the ass later on than you can probably deal with adequately.

    6. Re:Reverse causation by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's what we *used to* think. This research suggests that we were in fact incorrect.

      Correlation and causation are difficult to disentangle, and I'm usually the first to point out what you did. But this research is specifically into temporary advantages, not actual intelligence boosting.

      The idea is you shut everything out, except for what you're trying to solve - putting the blinders on, so to speak. You get no pleasure from nor have desire for things which might distract you from the issue at hand.

      It's not an intelligence boost, just a way of coping with a problem. Usually its' several problems, my opinion creeping in. Too much to do, too much stress, and the mind revolts and says "one thing at a time, my friend".

    7. Re:Reverse causation by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps, but like beer intellect is a solution as well as a problem; the sublime joys of a persons chosen intellectual endeavor blows blissful ignorance out of the fucking water. Exasperation at the absurdity and comparative stupidity of the world simply provides the higher ability person with contrast.

      --
      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    8. Re:Reverse causation by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The trouble with clinical depression is that it makes its victims miserable. So miserable that they often turn to drugs (whether prescription or illegal) or alcohol. My friend Amy, a hardcore alcoholic (in treatment for her alcoholism right now) was almost thirty before she started drinking, but had suffered from depression almost all her life.

      Considering what she's told me about her upbringing, It's no wonder she suffers from depression.

      Interestingly, though, when I was prescribed Paxil for adjustment disorder with depressed mood after my divorce, the drug dulled my drive and curiosity as well as my depression.

    9. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Realizing how the world runs" should not make you depressed. It's actually very easy to get through life with clinical depression without worrying about what George W. Bush did, about terrorists, about capitalism, about DRM and other things Slashdot readers get huffy about, because you're usually more often than not mired in some personal difficulty, not something about how the world "runs". This is from experience.

      A few of those relate directly to personal difficulty (DRM, capitalism, and terrorists -- specifically, how the reaction to them makes plane trips difficult. And some of what Bush did). It just takes an intelligent person to notice that, realize he can't do shit about it, realize this means he's stuck with his personal difficulties, and thus become depressed as a result. Unless he has high capacity for self delusion, in which case he becomes schizophrenic or bipolar instead.

    10. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I hate to brake it to you, but this is not how the world runs. You are a sheep, a slave and a scientific experiment all rolled up in one. The one that control us have no emotional ability of any kind, so thinking that if you on the top you get happy doesn't work either. Not giving a shit might be a good coping strategy in your opinion, but it also prevents you from being truly happy, the only thing you do is follow the herd.

      True happiness requires emotional capabilities, independence, self-sufficiency and control over your own life.

      If you think you have all that, than you are in an illusion, no one on this earth have it.

    11. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you think "realizing how the world runs" means something as minor as "ZOMG BUSH AND DRM AND PATENTS", I suspect you have not yet realized how the world runs. As they say, ignorance is bliss.

    12. Re:Reverse causation by BradleyAndersen · · Score: 1

      I believe at times that very unintelligent people have it easier than very intelligent people -- they don't know what they are missing!

      Similarly, people with very high IQs should be considered as 'handicapped' as people with very low IQs.

    13. Re:Reverse causation by turing_m · · Score: 1

      You have higher cognitive ability, you realize how the world runs, you get depressed. Not the other way 'round.

      Maybe that's part of the reason for the push to medicate - dumb, happy people tend not to revolt. Especially if they have food on the table and blather on the telescreen. (Slashdot works well too.)

      --
      If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
    14. Re:Reverse causation by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Antidepressants are akin to a lobotomy in a pill. Just like a lobotomy, you pretty much have a coin toss chance that it will make the situation better, or it can make the situation worse. There is a long history of depressed people cross over to suicidal when taking such things. Pay attention to the warnings on the commercials for these things now. They don't know how it works. Just like they don't know how exactly scrambling your frontal lobe with an ice pick works.

      --

      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    15. Re:Reverse causation by owlnation · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You have higher cognitive ability, you realize how the world runs, you get depressed. Not the other way 'round.

      I think that's true. It's a Doestoevskian state really. The problem with depression isn't depression, it's dealing with the idiots that aren't depressed.

      I often wonder if it's the depressed people that are the sane ones and that it's the "sane" majority who are really crazy.

      Which leads me to the fact that depression is improperly handled by medicine, by society, and economics too. Depressed people don't necessarily need medication nor counseling, what they really need is a whole other system of society away from the people who seem to enjoy "normal" things.

      Things like work life balance, 9-5, utility bills, banking rules, corporate hierarchy, living to work, etc will never work for anyone with higher cognitive function. There is no meaning in having a job like that, or living like that. Being a drone does not advance society.

      Many depressed people have the skills to change and develop society for the advancement of all. Using the current techniques to force a depressed person to stop being depressed and "fit-in", is actually potentially a bad thing for the species in my opinion.

      However...that said, the depressed are dangerous to those who want to maintain the status quo and exploit society. Which may well be the reason that it's easier for society to try keep them medicated and out of the way. Melancholia was actually an admired quality in previous centuries. It's only in the industrial age that it's been frowned upon.

    16. Re:Reverse causation by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What's depressing about those events, from stricter copyright and anti-terror laws cutting away our freedoms to economic downturn and politicians spinning 'solutions' to it that are none but make just them and their cronies richer, is that you sit there, you know it's going to hit the wall and you're utterly helpless against the collective ignorance that allows it to happen. It's like watching a train ablaze on fire running at full speed and without a conductor straight for a cliff with people singing inside. You know they're doomed, you know they'll meat a fiery and unpleasant grave, you may even be on the train, but you can't do anything about it. You can only sit there and either muse over the stupidity of humanity or join in the party.

      Things that affect me, locally, I can usually change. They don't make me depressed, they make me active, if anything. It's not depressing when it's within your power to avoid a catastrophe. It's actually quite compelling to get off your butt and DO something.

      It's depressing when you know that you're utterly powerless against it.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    17. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree with this. Since I am depressed I can see clearly that this this scientific study bass akwards

    18. Re:Reverse causation by kinnell · · Score: 1

      You're confusing depression with unhappiness.

      --
      If I seem short sighted, it is because I stand on the shoulders of midgets
    19. Re:Reverse causation by z80kid · · Score: 1
      One of the shrinks that I saw for my depression tried giving me books to read about my condition. It wasn't much help. But one of these books mentioned a study that I found interesting.

      The study had subjected depression patients (and a control group) to various stimuli over the course of several days. They strove for an even balance of good and bad stimuli *. At the end, the subjects were asked to evaluate their experiences.

      The hypothesis was that the depressed subjects would have an excessively negative view of their experiences, while the control group would have a more positive evaluation.

      What they found was the the control group had wildly inaccurate perceptions of their experience - either very positive or very negative. The depressed group had a much more accurate perception of their experience - rating it more neutral overall.

      The conclusion was that depressed people have a heightened perception and better understanding of what is happening than "normal" people.

      Needless to say, I did not find this very encouraging. (And if I'm ill because I understand too much, then explaining more to me doesn't sound like an effective cure).

      * Yeah, I'd really love to know how they quantified any of this.

    20. Re:Reverse causation by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The borders are blurry. I know few people who are depressed and happy. True, being unhappy doesn't necessarily mean you're depressed, but often it's leading there.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    21. Re:Reverse causation by Blue+Stone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >It's not an intelligence boost, just a way of coping with a problem.

      In other words: it's focus. The equivalent of a retreat - buggering off to some cave to contemplate the mysteries of life - why it's so unpleasant, etc. because you NEED to come to some sort of understanding of whatever it is that's going on with your life in order to move on.

      It's a koan - a spiritual dilemma which MUST be surmounted/resolved/transcended before ANYTHING else can be done, before life can go on.

      A crisis, which requires intense contemplation to the exclusion of all else. Which isn't strictly true, because a healthy balance is needed to resolve any issue: forgetting the problem, gaining new experiences, doing thing entirely unrelated.

      I've suffered from depression and despite all my intense contemplation of why and what was going on that was causing me to be depressed, additional diverse experiences, exposure to differing thinking, seeming unconnected phenomena was crucial in gaining any insight - as was just forgetting about things for a bit. Usually answers came quite unexpectedly when the issue was entirely out of mind. Of course, the focus was necessary, but so was the letting go.

      These days I try to avoid deep intense analytical thought - and I think I have more insight. Analytical thought can only take you so far - at a certain point you're merely re-arranging the furniture, where what you need is creativity and insight. The trick I think is to recognice the limitations of each and apply them appropriately. And in all things, apply balance.

      --
      Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce
    22. Re:Reverse causation by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they're the smart ones, who've figured out what's _actually_ important.

    23. Re:Reverse causation by somersault · · Score: 1

      I started taking pills in my final year of university. My emotional mood improved, but I also lost part of my drive or sense of what was "important" in life, and didn't bother doing my final year project (spent most of my time online talking to people, playing games, and ended up with my first ever gf). I haven't really had any cause to regret that decision because I already had a job lined up and had started in it part time before I finished that year, but I sometimes wonder if it would have been different if I hadn't been on the pills. I'm hoping in the future that my years of work experience will count for more than the lack of "honours" on my degree (and became aware in the first couple of years at Uni that degrees were no longer a guarantee of getting a job like they used to be, plus I wasn't learning much new stuff, so it all felt like a waste of time overall).

      --
      which is totally what she said
    24. Re:Reverse causation by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 1

      Really? It seems to me that there is another path to take if that is the case. Since you could just erase your own ethics, break the bonds and constraints of the current system, exploit and win. I wonder why so few intelligent people opted the "Bill Gates" path.

      --
      Where is the "Ignorant" mod tag?
    25. Re:Reverse causation by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's the conformists that keep society together, but the nonconformists that move it on.

      In earlier times, this was a good way to keep society going. "Normal" people led "normal" lives, they worked, they ate, they lived inside society's accepted grounds. Such behaviour is necessary for a society to stay together and to work as an aggregation point, a basis to work on. It defines principles and morals, standards and norms.

      Then you had the Da Vincis, the Kepplers, the Gallileos. Inventors, thinkers, visionaries that wondered "what if..." and put it to the test. Sure, we only know those people today, we don't know any of the conformists that made sure these great inventors and thinkers had food and clothing, but without these conformists, these three would not have been able to move society on.

      But know what? Neither of those three would have a single chance today to become important or famous. No, not because all their inventions are already done. Because inventing and research is, today, just another 9-5 job. It's not the big genius that comes up with something great. It's not trying something new and landing the big deal because your superior out-of-the-box thinking ability led you to new discoveries.

      In short: The thinkers are not needed anymore. Leonardo Da Vinci would today probably be stuck in a pointless clerk job and paint some pictures on the side for fun.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    26. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had depression for a long time now (13 years) and I can tell you, it's NOT your mind taking it easy and trying to find it's way around problems. It is true that you probably assess them better when you are depressed, but this is certainly not more than a side affect of it; you have more time to think about them because it's the only thing you can possibly think about. But you won't do anything with that, because 1. you have a completely distorted image of your problems and your world in general, 2. you never find any solutions (actually you might, but you won't recognize them as apt solutions), 3. you lay in bed all day and don't do anything, so you don't act on any possible solutions and most importantly 4. depression does not stop when you don't have problems (you will find new ones, other reasons to hate yourself).

    27. Re:Reverse causation by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      A lobotomy never makes things better. And as for antidepressants, they help a lot more people than they harm, although you are right about modern medicine not really knowing how they work, exactly. Of course, to put things into perspective, this is true for most medicine. Also, electroshock therapy works very well for depression, but there's a huge taboo on using it now.

      --
      (-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
    28. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I happen to know a person getting frekvent elctroshock treatments. Belive me it is more lobotomy in that treatmen than help. In short term it works. Long term it's deadly.

    29. Re:Reverse causation by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > In other words: it's focus. The equivalent of a retreat - buggering off to some cave to contemplate the mysteries of
      > life - why it's so unpleasant, etc. because you NEED to come to some sort of understanding of whatever it is that's
      > going on with your life in order to move on.

      That jives with my experiences.

      I remember being depressed and finding someone to talk to about my thoughts. What I found was, it didn't really help except to slow me down. Nothing she said really helped, it was just me working it out. I was several steps ahead of her at any given time...afterall...they were my worries, I had lots of time to analyze them.

      Even at the time I could see that there was a feedback loop going on. The problem was, I wasn't seeing how to break that feedback loop, since it became so important to do so that every setback was huge.

      I crave companionship and sex. Why can't I get them? I am single and a little socially inept with women. Why am I socially inept with women? I went to a,....oops bad branch pop back. How can I be les inept? Try to meet women. How do I do that....

      Next thing you know I am posting on craigslist and watching pickup artist videos (which all boil down to "try not to come off as the lonely sex-starved loser that you think you are")... why aren't they responding? Why do the ones who do not want to date? Why am I always the friend? I crave companionship and sex....

      Eventually events transpired that the cycle was broken, I grew, learned a lot about myself and about people. Took a couple of years in various paths of that. Feeling better about myself helped... but what was cause and what was effect? Do I feel better because I am in a stable relationship? What came first the fuckbuddy or the self-esteem? By the time I met her, I was mostly out of the rabbit hole. It was a good 6 months before I wouldn't now and again slip back in for a moment before I realized I didn't need to be in there anymore.

      But thats how I approach all things that I succeed at. Just get in there and pound on the problem until I find out what needs to change. When your pounding on your self, it can hurt.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    30. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's how my world runs. I'm gonna get older. I'm gonna die. That day, I'm gonna make some people I care about very sad. Fifty years later, nobody will care about me. A million years later, there will be nobody around to care about anything. Jesus/Heaven? Ha. Why do I get up in the morning? Good question. YMMV? I don't think so.

    31. Re:Reverse causation by mlynx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This may be more than I should post in a public forum, but I'm tired of the horror stories over antidepressants. I bought into that for nearly 20 year and just about lost my life for it.

      When I started taking my meds, my blood pressure was 200/140. I was significantly overweight and also had no energy. I would tell people that I was not a morning person and sleep until noon or later. I had no self confidence and no social life. I would cry unconsolably for the most minute things. I was a mess and there wasn't really anything that I could do to break the cycle.

      Today, about a year and a half later, I have normal blood pressure (it dropped to normal during the first month!). I regularly get up at 5:30/6:00. I have interest in going places and doing things, I even got out and sang karaoke in public. I feel great, I have lots of energy and am losing weight. I've even gotten back into some of the interests that have waned over the years. In short, my life has been improving despite very trying circumstances (my wife decided that she would be better off without me in January and filed for divorce after 11 years and 5 children).

      Certainly not a lobotomy. I'd say anyone experiencing that is on the wrong medication and needs to find something that works.

    32. Re:Reverse causation by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      When I got off of them was the only time in my life I ever considered suicide. I wouln't take Paxil again for any reason I know of. But as to "lobotomy in a pill", the biggest difference is you can stop taking the pills, but you can't reverse a lobotomy.

    33. Re:Reverse causation by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      In terms of getting pure enjoyment and satisfaction out of life I think it's much better be a little dim and therefore not be able to see all the problems.

      Nah, I find it much preferable to be intelligent so as to be able to enjoy the more subtle pleasures. And I find that a combination of narcissism, hedonism and a borderline sociopathic personality offset the greater awareness intelligence brings quite nicely.

      --
      ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
    34. Re:Reverse causation by eln · · Score: 1

      It just takes an intelligent person to notice that, realize he can't do shit about it, realize this means he's stuck with his personal difficulties, and thus become depressed as a result. Unless he has high capacity for self delusion, in which case he becomes schizophrenic or bipolar instead.

      Realizing there exist multiple things that make life difficult, and also realizing you can't do anything about them, does not have to result in depression. If you are highly intelligent and also the type of person who gets emotionally bent out of shape easily, then I suppose it would. On the other hand, if you're the kind of person who is both intelligent and adaptable, these things do not have to depress you. If you look at things from a pragmatic point of view, these things shouldn't depress you.

      After all, if there are things you can't change that make life difficult, what is the point wasting emotional energy getting depressed over them? It's far easier to look at the problem rationally, find ways to adapt yourself to minimize your own discomfort, and move on with your life.

    35. Re:Reverse causation by bkaul · · Score: 1

      The fact that you're a pessimist doesn't imply that optimists have lower cognitive ability. It's natural to assume that those who see things the same way as you are more intelligent than those who do not, but it's a logical fallacy nonetheless.

    36. Re:Reverse causation by NikLinna · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the Taggart Tunnel scene in Atlas Shrugged. (This is not an endorsement of Objectivism(TM). However, Atlas Shrugged, while a bit slow for the first 200 pages, is a rollicking good read after that!)

    37. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of dealing with depression is picking what to be depressed about.

      Which works wonders for those who wear their "depression" as if it were some sort of fashion statement. For those of us who have the actual condition caused by a biological trigger rather than a social one, well, choosing not to be depressed simply doesn't work.
       
      I've tried selectivly ignoring things, and that hasn't worked. I've tried living with and without girlfriends, and contrary to popular belief, having a girl around doesn't magically make everything better (it causes more frustration than it solves). I've tried religion, yoga, meditation, and dozens of other things, and it all comes back to the realization that the problem is inside my brain, and nothing can fix it (though some drugs can alieviate the symptoms).
       
      Saying that you can think yourself out of it is the same as trying to tell a diabetic that they just need to think positive (or stop sinning, or meditate, or open up their chi flow) in order to control their blood sugar levels.

    38. Re:Reverse causation by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your sentiment, I have actually noticed enhanced cognitive functions on my own part while in fits of depression, irritation, or anger. Loss-of-perspective may follow, but I focus better on whatever tasks I can be bothered to do and generally do a better job at everything.

      The biggest thought-killer for me is sex. The shot of endorphins plus whatever hormones go along with it make me a bit stupid and careless, at least in my opinion. This only applies to real sex and not the solo equivalent. Gee, wonder why.

    39. Re:Reverse causation by Sumbius · · Score: 1

      Depression + Above average IQ + Philosophy and psychology + cynism = A very interesting view of life. I kind of enjoy my cynism induced depression. It's a bit like a mild mental masochism.

    40. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As a person who's gone through years of depression, with islands of severe depression, I'm going to have to disagree with you. I don't see how those nights I spent afraid to sleep because of my disturbing dreams, or the days where I couldn't stop taking pills or searching for veins to slice, helped society. And I don't see how the people who helped me back on the path of the sane did it to imprision my mind. Perhaps I'm not quite as analytical as I was a few years ago, but I'm capable of thinking of things other than being a shitbag.

      Yes, depression is not handled well by society. A lot of people just can't understand it. Bliss is far too overrated. But I don't see how keeping loved ones alive and trying to help them overcome pain deserves this sort of attack.

    41. Re:Reverse causation by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      There are a large number of rather intelligent people who are certainly clued into the way the world works who aren't depressed. I daresay, in fact, that many of the brightest lights in humanity have been smart and happy; curious characters who are quite well aware of how the world works, but are able to find it fascinating rather than depressing, or who take joy in playing with the system of the world.

      Chemical imbalances aside, I'd suggest that if someone were *truly* functioning at the high end of the cognitive range for humans, they'd be smart enough to figure out how to enjoy life rather than mope around about it. Being able to reframe painful experiences into good things is, I'd say, a hallmark of emotional stability and high intelligence coupled with good adaptability and problem solving skills.

      (By "reframe" I don't mean self-deception - I mean being able to explore painful experiences from a viewpoint that takes what's good out of them and use that to make yourself better. Not "grudgingly, bitterly stronger and able to cope" but I mean, with joy, transcending the negative experience, turning it into and opportunity to grow beyond what one might have been otherwise.)

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    42. Re:Reverse causation by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Truly smart people don't see problems as something to get depressed about but as things to be understood and solved, subverted or worked around, and they enjoy doing it because it's play.

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    43. Re:Reverse causation by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I think that's true. It's a Doestoevskian state really. The problem with depression isn't depression, it's dealing with the idiots that aren't depressed.

      Interesting. I was just reading the Idiot I don't know if you mean to link Dostoyevsky -> idiot -> what is a "healthy" view of the world and society -> who is the real idiot, but if you did that was brilliant.

      --
      I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
    44. Re:Reverse causation by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      So... you are pulling the "WORKS HERE. NOTABUG!", huh?

      Your story in no way invalidates what I said. As a matter of fact, you illustrate one end of a two end spectrum I just explained. It worked for you. It does work for some people. For others it makes things terribly worse. That's why the warnings for these drugs clearly state "If your mood worsens or you feel suicidal, stop taking the medication and seek a professional".

      Antidepressants work by mangling the neurotransmitter receptors in your brain. Essentially, just changing the way it works to stir up the soup, hoping whatever happens is a better situation for your brain functioning than what you currently have. This is EXACTLY what a lobotomy does, only it isn't chemical, but physical.

      People equate a lobotomy with enormously insane people who end up a vegetable at the other end. It simply isn't true for most cases. Again, this is exactly the same situation as taking these drugs. To quote from Wikipedia:

      "Lobotomies have now fallen out of use, as doctors use various drugs and psychological therapies to treat mental illnesses. Lobotomies were used mainly from the 1930s to 1950s to treat a wide range of severe disorders, including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders, as well as people who were considered a nuisance by demonstrating behavior characterized as, for example, "moodiness" or "youthful defiance"."

      --

      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    45. Re:Reverse causation by thesandtiger · · Score: 0

      Bzzt.

      Someone who is smart *makes* a place for themselves rather than bitching a moaning about how the world doesn't fit.

      If you're so smart and having a 9-5 job, paying bills, etc. doesn't work for you, why haven't you figured out a way to not have to do those things? Survey says: You aren't nearly as smart as you think you are. Someone who is smart will figure out how to game the system and have fun with it, rather than turning into a morose sad-sack who sits at home shaking his tiny fist at the rest of the world, convinced that if only everyone else were smarter, they'd GET IT!

      Making "fuck you" money is EASY to do if you really want to, and having that kind of money lets you opt out of many of the things you're complaining about.

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    46. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you know how the world runs, simply let go of your ethics and sympathy, and you'll feel happy again.

    47. Re:Reverse causation by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      Things like work life balance, 9-5, utility bills, banking rules, corporate hierarchy, living to work, etc will never work for anyone with higher cognitive function.

      Being a slacker doesn't make you smart.

      Being a drone does not advance society.

      Society isn't run by a tiny group of smart people. It takes an army of "drones" to keep everything running.

      I, myself, am in a perpetual and permanent state of mild depression. Or maybe melancholia would be a better description.

    48. Re:Reverse causation by lwiniarski · · Score: 1

      You have higher cognitive ability, you realize how the world runs, you get depressed. Not the other way 'round.

      My personal belief is often depression is the result of repressed anger and anger directed inward instead of outward. So many highly intelligent people have been brainwashed to believe that they can do nothing to change society, or are afraid they will be suffer terrible consequences if they try and change the world for the better.. Activism helps against depression IMHO "The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows too little." â" Mark Twain

    49. Re:Reverse causation by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Considering how life was in even the richest countries just a couple hundred years ago, we should be ecstatic to be alive right now. Turns out humans have a misery set point, which is probably good. It keeps horrying things from breaking us, but also makes us somewhat miserable when things are good.

      Life in the early 1800s in the richest countries involved being povery-stricken compared to today's standards, all sorts of health problems with no treatments, slavery, indentured servitude, powerless if you didnt own any land, very strict conservative society, debtor's prison, polio, smallpox, poor education, extreme religiosity, etc etc

    50. Re:Reverse causation by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      It's really like watching a bunch of hungry monkeys in bomb factories, and the monkeys have the sledgehammers. We'll there is also no use in worrying about things you can't change. Even thinking about that is depressing, a monkey pressing buttons.

    51. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree my like beer intellect is a great solution but causes problems and but this comment could use a little more punctuation if you are not too not depressed to type some in

      eats shoots and leaves

    52. Re:Reverse causation by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Either that or you realize how dreadfully amusing the whole thing is. I always pondered that at some point in time God took a vacation, and appointed Salvador Dalà as his replacement. This generally makes me laugh at the futility of it all. I don't see depression being the only possible conclusion for intellect.

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    53. Re:Reverse causation by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1
      Warning: Rant ahead.

      What's depressing about those events, from stricter copyright and anti-terror laws cutting away our freedoms to economic downturn and politicians spinning 'solutions' to it that are none but make just them and their cronies richer, is that you sit there, you know it's going to hit the wall and you're utterly helpless against the collective ignorance that allows it to happen. It's like watching a train ablaze on fire running at full speed and without a conductor straight for a cliff with people singing inside.

      Alright, I am sorry if this ends up being offensive to somebody but I am sick of some nihilistic bullshit excuse being used incessantly to defend an attitude of complacency. The whole idea that, "we can't do anything about anything" is precisely the attitude that the powers that be want to instill in every man, woman, and child so that they just give up before making a fucking ruckus in the place. Frankly, I call bullshit. You, like me, and like every other human being on the planet have a lot more power to change things than we give ourselves credit for. Every day that you wake up and leave your house (I know this is slashdot but you do leave sometimes right?) you interact with people. Sure, a lot of those people are stupid, naive, ignorant, whatever. That doesn't mean, however, that they are incapable of being inspired. We champions of cynicism here on slashdot waste our days deriding those who are not of a 'nerdy' mindset for being too stupid or ignorant. Rather than bemoan them and lock ourselves away in our virtual white towers why don't we get out and teach them something? Do you really think that's impossible?

      If you spent an hour every other day talking to someone 'dumber, less aware, or more naive' than you, over time, their powers of brainwashed stubbornness crammed into their lives by mainstream media and such would begin to crumble. You want people to be more aware of abuses of power by the government? Go talk to them about it in Starbucks. Don't sit on a street corner with a sign...just strike up a conversation and amiably start to explain to them what you DO know that they DO NOT. Bait them with things they are interested in such as the inability to play their DVD collection after building it up for 5 years. Do whatever it takes, just don't be some snarky douche about it. If your a total wanker you won't come off any better than the BSing politicians and CEO's that we have all become numb to listening to.

      If we, the self-proclaimed intelligent of the world, spent more time talking to a group of 5, less-intelligent friends and less time pissing about how stupid they are on the internet, the resulting explosion of awareness would follow an exponential trend. Supposedly Ghandi once said something along the lines of, "Be the change you want to see." Well then go be the change that you want to see. Use your intelligence for the powers of good. Use your knowledge of the government to smart off to cops when they give you crap. Don't do it enough to ruin your own life. Don't do it enough to get thrown in jail for eternity, but make their lives more difficult. And if you do push it to far, use your molded powers of obsessive google searching to learn something about the legal system and fight their dark powers of coercion with your light powers of rationality. Make sure you do it in front of a friend so that they can see being intelligent really CAN help you function in this society (just not in the ways we are 'supposed to'). If you are sick of crappy intellectual property laws, go write a book or record a song or something else creative, release it under an open license, and show your friends how the world has access to something you created. The simple fact of the matter is that, with the advent of the internet, we all have the ability to touch and inspire and change more people than ever before. Even some intelligent blog written on a stupid site like myspace might inspire 1 or 2 of your friends to go pick up a new book for the fi

    54. Re:Reverse causation by shitbrain · · Score: 1

      In other words, ignorance is bliss. But ignorance will not change a thing! Actually I think anecdotal thinkers suffers too. And one thing is for sure, anectotal thinking patterns is the root cause of a fair amount of how this world runs.

    55. Re:Reverse causation by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      you know it's going to hit the wall and you're utterly helpless against the collective ignorance that allows it to happen

      Yep. It's called "learned helplessness". Dogs who learn that they can jump away to prevent electric shocks will keep trying to jump away. Dogs who haven't learned anything will try to jump away as well. But dogs who've learned that they can't control shocks stop trying; they lie down and whimper.

    56. Re:Reverse causation by Omestes · · Score: 1

      True happiness requires emotional capabilities, independence, self-sufficiency and control over your own life.

      That is nothing but the No True Scotsman fallacy. These might be the criteria you attach to happiness, but you'll find this is very far from universal. I do agree though that we lack these, we always have and we always will. We are a social animal, so really none of these things are in our nature. The last one is attainable, perhaps, but all the others are a myth.

      I used to spend a great deal of time raging over this idea. The I moved somewhere beautiful where I could take nice long walks, sit under trees, and talk to wild rabbits while watching the sunset. I realized that none of it really matters, the only thing that really matters is milking every moment, experiencing it all. Most of the things that depress us, or that enrage us, are meaningless abstractions. We let them have power over us by focusing on them constantly. I realized a long time ago that all I need to be happy is a pen, a note book, and decent coffee, and to be able to go outside, into nature.

      Sure, the world sucks, but does that really matter? The world has always sucked, and will continue to suck long after your gone. There is nothing you can do about it on a grand scale, so why worry about it? Do what you can to effect change locally, thats all we can ever do. Being depressed about some mythical "big picture" is rather futile. Even with all the crap in the world, there are aspects of sublime beauty lurking in all the murk and scum.

      That is what depression is, the inability to focus on the good and beautiful bits. Its a mental illness, not some higher form of truth. Worse, its a mindless self-fulfilling prophecy, a self inflicted prison; you expect all things to be trash, so you only seek out the trash, and thus feel justified. You focus on the meaningless of it all... never realizing that this is also a meaningless thought. You established the fact that all is meaningless, and that is fine, now move on. There is no meaning, thus you are now open to forge your own meaning. (Trite, but its Sartre, who I will accept as an authority).

      I'm rambling a bit, I apologize.

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    57. Re:Reverse causation by russotto · · Score: 1

      Society isn't run by a tiny group of smart people. It takes an army of "drones" to keep everything running.

      The decisions are made by a relatively small group of powerful people. The army of "drones" runs things but has little input in how they are run.

    58. Re:Reverse causation by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Making "fuck you" money is EASY to do if you really want to, and having that kind of money lets you opt out of many of the things you're complaining about.

      I'm noting a distinct lack of details to this "making 'fuck you' money" idea. I'm guessing there's a ????? somewhere in the business plan, though.

    59. Re:Reverse causation by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Have you tried cognitive therapy? Drugs are really only good for covering the symptoms long enough to get real therapy.

      Saying that you can think yourself out of it is the same as trying to tell a diabetic that they just need to think positive (or stop sinning, or meditate, or open up their chi flow) in order to control their blood sugar levels.

      That annoys the living crap out of me too. My mother has rather sever depression (not bipolar, thank God. People suffering depression can at least be happy that they never get manic), and people have told her the "boot strap" thing millions of times. She isn't happy, if she could pull herself out of it, one would think she would have by now. That said, there are activities, I've noticed, that a lot of people with actual depression do that exasperate the condition, and these the people CAN control. If they did so they might reach at least a slightly less funky depression.

      These of course are complete isolation, complete lethargy, and drinking/substance abuse. Yes, being depressed, and thus having a much higher motivational threshold than most other people, abstaining from these behaviors are much harder than one might expect, but doing so is possible, and can only have positive effects.

      You have SOME control over yourself, just like the rest of us.

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    60. Re:Reverse causation by Omestes · · Score: 1

      That makes sense... Depressed people have a depressed stimulus threshold. Its takes more stimulus to arouse even a minor reaction from them. Some people have very low thresholds, and get wildly happy or wildly upset over nothing (mania), some people are normal, people with depression are rocks. You can see the same thing in drug burn outs, actually, the flattening of affect and stimulus thresholds. Your brain isn't producing (or absorbing, I forgot which) enough serotonin, thus you need more of it floating about your synapses to elicit any affective response.

       

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    61. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Please. Never. Ever. Comment on a discussion about clinical depression.

      What you are talking about and what clinical depression is are so unrelated that it is painful to read what you have written.

      Clinical depression is (can be) a disease of immense, insidious proportions. It's not "I am depressed about ____." It's an entirely different state of cognition and experience.

      I would die happily if I could experience the kind of depression you are talking about.

      (p.s., to people who say that you have to be stupid to not be depressed... you're wrong, and self-deluding. This transition isn't from intelligence and depression to stupidity and happiness. It's from obsessive-analysis and detached superiority to curiosity and involvement. This has nothing to do with intelligence.)

    62. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo for posting that. I'm going through the same thing and once I finally got on anti-depressants after almost 30 years of suffering with depression it really has helped me get my life back on track.

    63. Re:Reverse causation by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Given that the person I was responding to was insisting that they are so frightfully intelligent that they cannot possibly be meant to stay in this mundane world, ????? should not be an opaque or unknown concept to them - they should be smart enough to think of the answer. Plenty of incredibly stupid people make tons of money, so this shouldn't be a problem for people so much smarter, right?

      However, assuming that the precious snowflake in question cannot put his or her vast intellect to the task of finding some truly great and remunerative idea, or has no skills there are some very simple things that can be done to generate the funds to drop out of society if one is truly motivated and willing to delay gratification for 5-10 years.

      1) Cut your expenses to the bone. I don't mean "Live like you make 20k a year when you make 40k" - I mean "Live like you make 6k a year." Seriously, it's possible. It's not fun, it's not comfortable, but it's possible. Even in a city. A friend of mine in Chicago lives on a little under 6k a year while he's in school - he lives in a "commune," grows much of his own food, and ruthlessly exploits coupons when he goes shopping for what he can't grow. If you have kids or a family or other obligations, I guess it's tough luck for you - perhaps you should have considered the whole "drop out of society" thing before having kids.

      2) Work like a mercenary. Get a job. Get another job. Get three jobs if you can swing it. Use that glob of jelly between your ears to get skills that will pay. Even if you can't get a job-job, there are PLENTY of things that can be done to get money that don't involve anyone hiring you. I have a friend with 4 jobs - 1 full time, 1 weekend job, and 2 that are "telecommute" project gigs that he farms out to people in India and gives them half the pay. Sales jobs (100% commission) are always hiring since there's very little expense in bringing a new person in, and those can be VERY lucrative if you're willing to make several hundred phone calls a day and develop a skin so thick it transforms the audio-waves for "fuck you!" into "Yes, I *would* like you to tell me more about your fabulous product/service!" I know people who are functionally retarded who make absurd livings in sales because they worked like animals for the first 3-5 years to get good at it.

      3) Save everything in safe vehicles that will match inflation or at least not get totally fucked by it.

      In 5-10 years of living like this you can amass - easily, if you're really working hard - $250,000-500,000.

      Then take that money and move somewhere with an incredibly low cost of living where living on 5-6k a year will actually be like living on 50-60k a year in a city in the US. I know several people who have retired to various south-east asian countries and live *quite* well on interest from less than $1,000,000 USD in assets.

      My point here is that if someone is complaining that they are *too smart* for this benighted world, and that this is causing them depression, then they either aren't trying hard enough to drop out of it properly or (much more likely) they aren't nearly as smart as they think.

      If I sound like I'm mocking people with the "I'm too smart to function in this world," mentality it's because I am. They're really funny!

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    64. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Many people commenting here don't understand how devastating depression can be.

    65. Re:Reverse causation by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Yet, that's a very convenient false dichotomy. "I'm a genius therefore my life sucks. It cannot be averted". Even if it's utter bullshit. Try "I'm smart and not satisfied with my life. BRB, using my genius to find a solution to that instead of whining and babbling about the fatalism of my situation".

      --
      You just got troll'd!
    66. Re:Reverse causation by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

      Dude, if you think that $250-500K is FU money, you really don't have a clue about inflation or risk over time (or else you don't mind living in a shack in Bugfuckville for the rest of your life). Try $10-20M. That will get you one white chip. If you really want FU money, start aiming at $40-100M.

      And, BTW, most really smart people will never have that kind of money. They tend to overthink their investments. Warren Buffet was once asked by a college professor what to do to make money. Warren told him, "Lose about fifty IQ points."

      Not to mention that the "ability" to make large quantities of money usually starts with either larger quantities of money from ones parents or large quantities of luck, in addition to ones motivation, hard work, etc.

      --
      That is all.
    67. Re:Reverse causation by 4D6963 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Cry me a fucking river. Seriously, mod me down, but this thread is filling up with pure faggotry from people who enjoy too much looking at how superiorly smart they are and how depressed in romantic proportions they are about bullshit that hardly even affects them or anyone for that matter.

      Take that copyright shit, what does it do? Oh noes, there's a thin chance you might get a fined if you distribute copyrighted works? Boo-fucking-hoo! What about anti-terror laws? Are *you* going to Gitmo because the NSA wiretaps everybody and their momma? Who is it going to affect? How long before it's overturned? Cut the fucking crap, no one's doomed. What, the government takes a few percent of your income more than you like? Big fucking deal, that's just a few percents, you won't take them to heaven, and they wouldn't change your life anyways.

      What, you're sad cause some kids you never saw in some countries you've never been to before are dying? If you care so much about them join some charity or donate money, or grow some fucking balls and be a man. Everything isn't nice and shiny, but so fucking what, for every person dying there must be something like 1,000 people having great sex and 100,000 people laughing to the tears. So think about that if that makes you happy, or pop some fucking pills if you can't grow a pair and cope with reality.

      --
      You just got troll'd!
    68. Re:Reverse causation by thesandtiger · · Score: 2

      You're missing the point, but that's OK. Here it is in condensed form:

      If you (the general you) believe that you are so smart that your depression is caused by seeing societies ills, and by having to deal with the mundane requirements of civilization (bills, banks, whatever), then why aren't you smart enough to either:

      1) Figure out a way to fix some of societies ills so that you aren't depressed by it
      2) Figure out a way to use societies ills to make enough money to leave society so that you aren't depressed by it
      3) Muster up the motivation to work within society to make enough money to leave society behind (in a way that requires only hard work and extreme frugality) so that you aren't depressed by it

      The answer is: you ain't that smart, and maybe you should get the fuck over yourself. Smart people *solve* their problems, whether by changing the conditions they find themselves in or changing themselves to better handle the conditions.

      On the topic of Fuck You Money: FYM is whatever it takes for the individual in question to be able to say Fuck You to having to work while still meeting their needs and wants that require money. For someone with incredibly modest desires, this might be very close to zero. For someone who has more traditionally American notions of consumption, this could be into the $100 million range as you suggest. I had my magic number, you have yours, someone else has theirs - it's not my place to tell people what it is. What I offered was one way that is very nearly foolproof (assuming one has the discipline for it) of making enough money in a reasonably short period of time that will enable them to walk away from the burdens of western civilization if they are willing to live within certain reasonable conditions.

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    69. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making "Fuck You" money is easy if you don't mind taking advantage of people, or buying into something that's against your principles. To "game the system" is to exploit people when that system is society.

    70. Re:Reverse causation by mlynx · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm pulling the "shouldn't drive nails with a screwdriver" thing. Maybe for /. "shouldn't use Windows 98 as an edge router".

      The goal of the meds, as explained by my doctor, psychologist and counselor are to get me to where I know what "well" feels like. Then consider slowly coming off them. They're a means to an end, not the end itself. A lobotomy tends to be the end. Maybe we'll disagree on this point, but I'm okay with that.

      You mentioned that there's a chance that one medication isn't the right thing and that it's a coin toss. I won't argue that. I have a friend whose bipolar meds effectively turned him into Rip Van Winkle, which wasn't so good for his family life. However, when the medication works, it works great! That's the piece that so many folks miss because of the scary stories or comparisons made with a lobotomy (which tends to be very final).

    71. Re:Reverse causation by mlynx · · Score: 1

      It's what I wish I had known back then. I really wish I had stuck with the first anti-depressants when I was 15, but I bought into all the stories and gave up after a week. I don't know all of what I missed, but I can imagine a lot that would have been different.

    72. Re:Reverse causation by LihTox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Things that affect me, locally, I can usually change. They don't make me depressed, they make me active, if anything. It's not depressing when it's within your power to avoid a catastrophe. It's actually quite compelling to get off your butt and DO something.

      Then you're not clinically depressed. Depressed people aren't necessarily upset about the world, they're upset because they can't get themselves out of the house in the morning, because they find no pleasure in anything they used to enjoy. Clinical depression IS about the small, local stuff.

      Not to belittle your anxieties-- I hope they aren't debilitating-- but I think you've got the wrong diagnosis.

    73. Re:Reverse causation by mlynx · · Score: 1
      The scary part was that I had no idea that my blood pressure was related to the depression!

      I was afraid a stroke or heart attack was how my life was going to end (early). I was amazed at how quickly it corrected itself when my emotional state stabilized.

    74. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using the current techniques to force a depressed person to stop being depressed and "fit-in", is actually potentially a bad thing for the species in my opinion.

      This is an interesting point. Once you start looking for it, there are extremely powerful structures in place to use a combination of guilt, coercion and reward to get 'depressed' individuals to conform and 'make the most of themselves' (etc).

      I don't doubt that there is such a thing as medical depression - I have known several people who have suffered from a deep and highly irrational state of unhappiness where their view of reality has in fact become distinctly twisted and full of unpleasant negative feedback loops.

      But as someone who has been medically diagnosed some years ago with depression I can say that I have been 'happier' in some sense (on a scale which perhaps runs somewhat perpendicular to the standard happiness scale) since I started to appreciate that perhaps 'depression' is sometimes just code for 'cannot suppress a clear perception of what is actually happening around him/her'. In other words, once you start making little links like:

      - I am an intelligent autonomous being yet I put on an anachronistic and bizarre costume (a suit) and come and sit in a little room in a concrete block looking at little pieces of paper 5 days out of 7 for 10 hours out of the 16 or so I am awake; or

      - despite the fact that most people I encounter day to day are relatively kind, well-intentioned and generous, when humans make collective decisions they tend to place psychopaths and liars in control of the group; or

      - humans as a group appear incapable of responding to problems until those problems have a direct and tangible impact on a large proportion of the group; or

      - despite being conditioned for 16-20-odd years to believe that my particular life has meaning and significance in some external, objective context, the opposite is almost certainly true and in due course I will cease to exist with no great fanfare

      - despite being conditioned (and perhaps biologically pre-programmed) to believe that abstract ideals provide a solid basis for living, there is little evidence to suggest that this is in any way true

      then 'depression' starts to be a label for an inability to switch off those perceptions.

      I was even put on drugs. They made me unstable and deeply unhappy in an entirely new way. I took myself off them and didn't go back to the doctors. It scares the hell out of me now to look back and think that I was quite literally drugged to make my brain release more 'happy chemicals' in a systematic attempt by society (via medical orthodoxy) to suppress my view of the world. We write about that stuff in dystopian sci-fi novels but it is done to thousands and thousands of people every day.

      It sounds like a crazy, paranoid conspiracy when you express it, but shit, it's true.

    75. Re:Reverse causation by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      Part of dealing with depression is picking what to be depressed about.

      You should be very thankful, for you're obviously not depressed. This applies to most of the rest of your completely uninsightful post as well. How you got those mods I have no idea.

    76. Re:Reverse causation by ajlisows · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wouldn't say that "Things like work life balance, 9-5, utility bills, banking rules, corporate hierarchy, living to work, etc will never work for anyone with higher cognitive function." I myself have tested out several times on IQ tests at the top end of "Genius" (For whatever that is worth...I know I'm bright but I don't know how much stock I put into the IQ numbers) and struggle with those things. My brain simply doesn't work 9-5. It works when it works and I have little control over it. I do consulting now for the last five years and make my own hours, but when I was working 8-4:30 the prospect of being punished/losing my job for punching in at 8:07 kept me anxious and awake at nights....leading me to punch in at 8:07. On the other hand I have a friend that has tested out well into the 170's which is "High Genius" and when we work on problems together it is clear that he is more intelligent than me. He has no problems with the 9-5 world. He doesn't have the psychological problems I do. He's a HAPPIER person in general.

      Maybe he is an outlier, maybe not. I've considered for awhile that there is a sweet spot in the "Genius" range where people are too smart to cope, not smart enough to figure out how to cope with being too smart. Of course, with the small amount of people who qualify for high genius status it is probably pretty hard to make that determination.

      I just read back on my post and frankly, I'd imagine that anyone reading this is probably thinking "Genius my ass..this guy isn't making sense." I apologize. I had a hard time putting into words what I was trying to say, but hopefully some of you can understand it. ;)

    77. Re:Reverse causation by her0savestheday · · Score: 1

      I've been a LONG time slashdot reader and registered purely to ask you, are you one of my old roommates and did you sneak a look on my computer because I wrote pretty much that exact paragraph like 6 months ago as a dialogue between two people. Or maybe the feeling is just that common. Reading what you wrote really has caught me off gaurd.

    78. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly. I, for example, just *know* for a fact, that you get scammed, tricked, etc, many dozen times on any given day. Which for a fact slows you down extremely. So extremely, that I think it's simply not worth the effort to fight it. And because it stops me from doing what I actually want to to, I simply stopped doing anything. I just "survive" barely. That's it.
      And it really sucks.

      For example when you go shopping: Every single of those products is a scam. Every. single. one. Ofter multiple times per product.
      There is cheap crap in it, that they sell as something valuabe. There are lies over lies on the outside. You buy it with something called "money", that is really no money at all anymore.
      And when you use/consume that product, you fall into holes of disappointment left and right. Everything in and on it is fake and so fake it's fake again. Cheap sugar and oils, mixed, colored, flavored. Hell it's not even food anymore!
      The device you buy has specific points of failure.
      The clothing is made by Chinese children in torture-like-sweatshops, out of biotech plants destroying the world and mangled with toxic substances. Have you seen the faces of those people? Crushed to their innermost self. Just as KZs and Gulags!

      All business on this planet is a scam. Every. single. one.
      Healthcare cares for your diseases only.
      Millitary is all about making cash from killing people.
      Media is all about control and disinformation for power.
      Marketing is professional lying.
      Politics is professional lying for power.
      Cars get dents and lose their color, if you so much as touch them.
      All "body care" products are the very reason you actually start to need them!

      It's an endless hall of shit! The only reason humanity does not deserve to die, is because that would not be enough of a punishment. By far!

      And it's all powered by the strength of the dumb mass. The global army of retards and those who live their life in a walking daze. Which is pretty much everyone not in power.
      They all lie to themselves constantly, about how everything is just OK. They ignore reality, close their eyes, and accept everything. Literally numbing themselves down all day long

      And when someone tells them truth again, their defense mechanism attacks the savior instead of the real evil, thereby hurting themselves even more, to protect their torturer. (Wait for those with mod points do the exact same thing on this comment!)

    79. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words: understanding + knowledge => depression

      I'd agree with that. That's why I try not to pay attention to politics: yes I know it's important, but for me the depression isn't worth it.

    80. Re:Reverse causation by adminstring · · Score: 1

      There are at least four factors at work in determining the happiness of an individual - neurological chemistry, experience, intelligence, and wisdom. Wisdom and intelligence don't necessarily go together - Bernie Madoff is a great example of this. He's a very smart guy, but he has caused a lot of suffering to himself and others. You can even study the roots of suffering as an intellectual exercise, but if you can't apply what you've learned to your own life as you're living it, it isn't going to make you happy. Consistently applying such principles in action is wisdom.

      --
      My truck is like a series of tubes.
    81. Re:Reverse causation by adolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've driven nails with a screwdriver. And I've driven screws with a hammer. (And no, I'm not speaking metaphorically -- I really have done both. But if metaphors are in order: Given a problem, one uses the tools that one has, doesn't one?)

      I've been on antidepressants of various description before. I've learned, through them over time, how to cause myself to "feel normal." I've weaned myself from them properly over the course of months. Things seemed just fine for a long time -- most of a decade, in fact.

      And now, years later, I've failed. Suicide became, and was, a realistic option until quite recently, for me. So real that I've openly discussed the topic with my wife and a few very close friends. (No, none of them had the sense to admit me, because they realize that doing so would be deadly in that fragile state. Suicide watch at the looney bin doesn't keep a smart person from killing themself.)

      So, my point, however meek it is: Knowing what "well" feels like isn't always a cure. I've been well, I've been depressed, I've been treated, I've re-learned what "well" means, and I've gone backward.

      I'm beginning, slowly, to get back toward "well." Medication seems to be helping, but it took most of a year for it to begin doing so. I'm finally at a stage now where I'm finally going back to work on a regular basis (thanks, Boss, for not firing me for my months of dispondancy!), and I'm learning (again!) how to feel decent about myself.

      It's hard, though. Drugs aren't a cure-all. They help, sure, but it's not always a permanent fix.

      I miss a dose, I realize what hell things are, and I regress very rapidly. For fuck's sake: I called off work on Monday, after spending an hour and a half in the shower thinking about my dead sister and the daughter and blood family that I don't get to talk to, and it's like: Fuck! I'm broken! *revert* *revert* *revert*

      I woke my wife up on her day off, and told her I wasn't going to go to work today, because I forgot to take my meds and was thinking about all kinds of things that needn't be thought about.

      And yeah, she was all cool and understanding once I explained it, and I got to chill for a day. But now, she wants money to pay for new plates for the cars, and I need money to pay for my (stupidly inexpensive) Dreamhost acccount which is a couple of months past-due, and it's like: Fuck! I should've worked Monday even if it hurt so badly that I might've not lived through the day.

      It's an ugly hole. Some folks might find it easier than others to dig their way out of it, but it's still ugly and often quite deep. And sometimes, even after you think you're free and clear, it sucks you back in for more.

      Today, I feel alright. My meds are straight, and I got a few difficult things accomplished today while I was at work.

      Tomorrow, who knows? I've already eaten my daily dose, but that's no reason to suspect that I might not decide to run the car into a bridge abutment at 160MPH after carefully sabotaging the seatbelt to make sure the insurance pays out for those I love.

      Yay, depression. It's an ugly deck, but that's all the cards I've got to play.

      (I'd post anon, but there's no useful way to get this account traced back to a real person.)

    82. Re:Reverse causation by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Not that kind of depression. They are talking about clinical depression.

    83. Re:Reverse causation by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      It's actually very easy to get through life with clinical depression without worrying about what George W. Bush did...

      Nonsense. What people focus on while depressed comes in on there own experience while they are depressed. So, if they like watching the news, etc, then it's actually highly likely that they'll focus on that. Otherwise, it's people screwing them in other ways. In other words, what one focuses on while depressed is dependent on that particular person. So, it's not "easy," nor "not easy" to "get through life with clinical depression without worrying about what George W. Bush did". It just depends on "you." "You" don't really have much of a choice in the matter in more ways than one.

    84. Re:Reverse causation by sonicmerlin · · Score: 0

      It's stories like yours that make me glad I'm Asian. Western women really suck.

    85. Re:Reverse causation by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's not about intelligence. Sure, that's a part of it - and intelligent people are often depressed as a result. But there's more to intelligence than that.

      You can see all the gritty, shitty things about life and still be a happy, cheerful person. How? Shut it out. I'm not saying ignore it, I'm saying shut it out from your emotional 'center' and be your own person. I guess this might be considered "wisdom", if such a thing is still considered present in the minds of man.

      It seems to me that entirely too many geeky types think because they're depressed, they are intelligent. They see things others don't - or things they think others don't - so therefore they're smarter. Do they even consider that others who may be more intelligent than they are shut such things out and chose to not dwell on what serves no purpose in dwelling?

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    86. Re:Reverse causation by releaze · · Score: 1

      Even though a 'regular' position in society is the easy, most simple option, it is not your written destiny. You can make anything out of your own life when you are consciouss and aware. People who are depressed with life often go "Society is unfair, they should provide for me, it's gotta change, everything is so bad" and by having that analysed (and they often have very extensive and large stories often pretty well argumented too, on all the subjects that personally bugs the hell out of them) they are still left with empty hands, no empowerment, feeling more helpless because instead of looking into things that they can actually do, they put all their energy in seeing every possible obstacle on their way. Plus they validate every action that they don't take with all those virtual obstacles. They stay in the same position.

      Once people find out that life is in their own hands, and when they start the journey there are always possibilities and other routes to pass certain obstacles, they become alot more happier. THAT is something society should foster instead of throwing over the entire system. When people take responsibility over their own lives and live it the way they want to, then society will change, because it's population will change. That's always the way it works, individuals are always a load of steps ahead.

    87. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me or is it funny and ironic when a post modded flaimbait uses faggotry in the first two sentances?

    88. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days I try to avoid deep intense analytical thought - and I think I have more insight. Analytical thought can only take you so far - at a certain point you're merely re-arranging the furniture, where what you need is creativity and insight.

      I disagree with this, based on one depressive episode. The therapist I worked with at the time disagrees also, based on many people with many depressive episodes. This can't speak for every depression; there are obvious chemical imbalances that have been mentioned here but, as TFA itself stated, some 30% to 50% of all people suffer from depressive episodes bad enough to require treatment. There is something more fundamental going on here.

      In my case, it was a conflict between things I "knew" to be right, deeply ingrained habits reinforced by many years of repetition, and an analytical review of these things that said they were wrong.

      A lot of behaviors in people are "hardwired". It is the reason that they keep drilling math problems into you long after you already know how to do them. The process is one of moving a conscious, analytical process to a subconscious, automatic response that is much faster. This is a good thing. However, there are also cases where the analytical process is skipped and behaviors are "programmed" in. One of the prime times for this is childhood. Young minds, without a real basis for analytical thought, often have automatic behaviors drilled into them. This is not always a bad thing; some things must be reinforced to make sure that they survive to the point where analytical thinking is possible in the first place. Things like "stop and look both ways before crossing the street" are drilled in until they become subconscious, automatic reactions to prevent children from getting run over until they accumulate enough experience for analytical capacity in the first place.

      Unfortunately, many other complex behaviors can be drilled into young minds also. Some can definitely be problematic in later life. After analytic capabilities develop, they can even be recognized. But by this time they are already automatic. It is very difficult for the rational conscious mind to alter behaviors that are "programmed" into the subconscious mind. In my case, it was this conflict that led to my depression. According to the therapist I worked with, many other cases of depression are caused by this, also. Many of them have roots deep in childhood, for the reasons mentioned above, and this is the reason that therapists so often concentrate on early childhood experiences to try and resolve depression. The "additional diverse experiences, exposure to differing thinking, seeming unconnected phenomena" you mentioned are also things that therapists encourage to counter depression. Perhaps this helps in the process of rewiring subconscious behaviors? But I think that the "deep intense analytical thought" that you mention avoiding now is, I think, another part of the process.

      After my depressive episode, I often wondered if there was not an evolutionary advantage to depression. I see a lot of advantages in the "hardwiring" of subconscious behaviors and can posit the evolutionary pressure for them. But what a about a mechanism to reset potentially harmful hardwired responses? Could that be depression's function?

    89. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that sense, I think that there are people who deliberately remain ignorant of certain issues mainly because they're smart enough to realize that "too much information and understanding" will cause them to become depressed. As an engineering student, I've met a lot of kids who are either really naive or faking it. Either way, it's working, because they've managed to avoid the worst of life in many situations.

    90. Re:Reverse causation by mlynx · · Score: 1

      Not really sure that there's much I can say. I stand corrected on the usage and goal. In some cases, antidepressants sound like they need to become a permanent fixture in the lives of some.

      It sounds like you're still struggling and I hope you succeed. It sounds like you've got an incredible support network in your wife, boss and friends. I've found that to be invaluable, especially when I can trust them with what I've felt and thought.

      Thanks for sharing and best of luck.

    91. Re:Reverse causation by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I admire your enthusiasm. Allow me to elaborate where I come from, maybe then you may offer me some advice.

      I am, as I've told numerous times, in IT security. One of the fields where you often hang your head over the stupidity, or rather ignorance, of the average computer user. So I did what you suggest: Go out and preach. NOt the choir, i.e. here, I pondered how I could possibly reach the most people who are at least willing to listen and learn.

      I went into adult teaching. I spent (and still spend) my evenings (and sometimes days) teaching classes on computer security. To various audiences. IT admins of companies where their bosses finally realized that a secure IT is a good thing. Computer users who don't want to be spambots anymore. Anyone willing to listen. From entry level ("this is your IE on a bot") to beginning forensic ("this is how you find out how you got infected").

      To make a long story short, the response is less than stellar. I am now at the point where I cover my cost and don't cost the learning institute anything anymore (i.e. the course costs basically 5 bucks an hour, I need about 8-10 hours to teach the fundamentals. For about 50 bucks you get peace of mind and a general understanding of how to keep your box secure at home, plus an AV/FW toolkit for a year 'cause I made a deal with the company. That's what the AV/FW costs for a year WITHOUT the damn course!).

      In a nutshell, I can't get classes together. I have about 10, maybe 20 people a year. And it's not for a lack of advertising, it's the biggest adult teaching organisation in the whole country that I'm working with here. They advertise it in their annual course book, I offer free information nights every other month to see if it's something you might want, I'm honestly at my wits ends how to attract more people.

      Any suggestions welcome.

      It seems to me most people are genuinely happy in their little world of makebelieve. Close your eyes and hope everything's just fine, what I can't see does not exist. Those are the people you want to change something with? Because I hope we can agree that you can't change a whole lot alone.

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    92. Re:Reverse causation by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Could you at least leave me my dilusion that I'm highly intelligent because I can't stop musing and pondering over things until they are analyzed to death?

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    93. Re:Reverse causation by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I've been there 2 years ago. It ended in me losing my dream job because getting out of bed became a chore of epic proportions every day, to the point where I showed up around noon every day because only by then I had the 'strength' to even drag my carcas out and walk the 10 minutes to the company.

      Does that count?

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    94. Re:Reverse causation by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand what you're saying, any of you, if you think that happiness comes from being "dumb"

      This article is saying that for some problems in our lives, depression acts as a mechanism to really go over the problem and try and solve it (in other cases it is a hormonal imbalance, and needs to be looked at medically).

      People think "If you're dumb, you wont be depressed!" - which is wrong.. you'll still have issues whether you're smart or stupid, do stupid people have relationship problems? Do they worry about money when they get laid off? Do they worry about health if they're unhealthy? Of-bloody-course.

      To ask for bliss from worry and depression would be to ask that you were so retarded that you would not in any way understand when a problem came your way which you needed to solve.. you would look at a round peg and a square hole and in no way understand that there's a problem there which needs to be solved.

      In essence, you wouldn't be stupid, you would be a vegetable, and although a vegetable might never be depressed, a vegetable would also never be happy with solving the problems which arise.

    95. Re:Reverse causation by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Captain Obvious got himself some mod points ;-)

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    96. Re:Reverse causation by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I can understand your problem.

      Is this a hobby for you? If so, it doesn't sound like you are enjoying it. The normal response to the realization that one is not enjoying a hobby is to stop doing it. Because you have not stopped, I must suppose that either you are gaining some sort of personal satisfaction from the activity, or that it is not a hobby.

      If you are doing this to make money, then you have to analyze why you are failing from a business perspective. Perhaps you are simply not charging enough money. People tend to value goods and services partly on the basis of the asking price. Give something away for free, and people think it's worthless. So perhaps if you raise your prices (which, I suppose, would mean not using the "adult teaching organisation" you are now working with), you will make more money and even have more customers. Then again, there may simply not be much of a market for the goods you are offering. In that case, you should probably stop doing this.

      It sounds to me as though you wish that more people shared your concerns about computer security. I can empathize with this sentiment; I once taught philosophy, and I was disappointed to find that most people simply don't care about the kinds of questions I find fascinating. Even worse, I found that instruction in even basic mental survival skills—such as critical thinking and clear writing—simply did not sell. So I went "into computers". If your situation is indeed like mine, then I can only advise you to adjust your expectations of other people. Most adults do not have a passion to better themselves, because this requires work that has no immediate and obvious rewards. You can't take it to the bank.

      There is one possibility that occurs to me: consider teaching children. If you can get to them before the educational system has managed to kill their natural curiosity, and if you have the knack for dealing with kids (I don't), then you might find them a much more willing audience.

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    97. Re:Reverse causation by cervo · · Score: 1

      My issues with antidepressants are 2:

      1) They keep changing them and the wrong ones are really wrong. I never found one that works. One of them did nothing and the other one gave the ultimate "medicated" feeling. A humming in the head, a tight neck, I just felt medicated. And it cut me off from everything, it's like everything I experienced went through a filter.

      2) Antidepressants mask the problem, they make you feel better, but depression seems like something that has a problem, you solve the problem and are no longer depressed. I'd rather cognitive behavioral therapy or something else to learn how to deal with my life without being depressed. However health insurance favors antidepressants to that.

    98. Re:Reverse causation by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      Correction: you THINK you know how the world runs and you get depressed.
      Once you gain more knowledge and wisdom you eventually do figure out how everthing works and then you're happy again.

    99. Re:Reverse causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life is not any easier in the wild. I'm all for trying to help people, but I think that in order to come up with "they need a whole new society that doesn't suck" you have to start from the premise that people are owed happiness. We're not. You take what you can get.

      At least, on the days when I'm not feeling depressed, I remember that.

  4. Correlation is not Causation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

    1. Re:Correlation is not Causation... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      exactly! Depressed people need their GPP modules adjusted. That's all.

      Of course then we'd be dumb as doors... but happy.

  5. old news by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am lazy and I did a quick google and couldn't find a link...

    However, I remember reading about a study in my college Psychology class that pointed to the fact that people depressed actually have a *clearer* view of reality when compared to the non-depressed. It's a rose colored glasses type of effect. When given questions about certain situations, clinically depressed persons tended to give more answers that matched up with the real-world reality of situations than the non-depressed.

    In other words the world is shit I am justified in being depressed all the time.

    1. Re:old news by alexhs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here is a link (pointing to studies).

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    2. Re:old news by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      Maybe the "real-world reality" was interpreted by a depressed person. Just saying...

    3. Re:old news by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Well... along those lines I am happy to read the wikipedia article linked in above, because it is eye opening and balancing to see some of the counter arguments there (which I agree with... the depressed are also less likely to see the positive when it is there).

      However, there are plenty of real world FACTS that can be used in a study like this that aren't open to alternative views of reality, and I do believe that many of these negative facts are glossed over in the mind of the "normal" non-depressed person simply for the fact that dwelling on them causes problems in functioning. For instance, if we dwell too much every day on how dangerous the roads really are we might have problems using them every day. That's a bad example, but maybe you can catch my drift from that.

    4. Re:old news by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      This doesn't relate to clinical depression, but just personal development. But I think people can start out happy and unaware, and then when they become more aware, become dissatisfied with mundane accomplishments, whatever, then it knocks their happiness out of kilter. And there they get stuck. But becoming more aware is a necessary step in one's development. The trick is to get to the stage beyond that which is aware and happy. That usually comes about through action on the things you've become aware of and changing your behaviour.

      Just some thoughts.
      H.

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    5. Re:old news by howlinmonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have read similar studies and find that amazing when considered in the light of the fact that successful people tend to be more optimistic. So, seeing a "clearer view of reality" doesn't seem to confer any advantages. I lean toward the view that intelligent people are more depressed because of the fact that they see reality more clearly.

    6. Re:old news by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      As matter of fact, I completely agree with you. It's being able to ignore the trivial problems, look on the bright side of bad situations and the Just-world phenomenon that enable happy people to stay happy.
      I think I was just being cynical...

    7. Re:old news by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      That's how the Total Perspective Vortex works.

    8. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words the world is shit I am justified in being depressed all the time.

      No, you have no justification whatsoever to be depressed while receiving any sort of oral service on your genitalia from an attractive female or male (whatever floats your boat.) You should just close your eyes and float away. If you are depressed, you are doing it wrong. Get some meds.

    9. Re:old news by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suspect that whether or not a clearer view of reality confers an advantage depends in large part on the circumstances, mostly the cost of failure vs. possible success.

      In a system with debtor's prisons, being optimistic about your small business plan is probably a stupid idea. In a system with comparatively mild bankruptcy terms, and relatively easy incorporation, optimism may well be a very lucrative virtue. In some clannish honor-bound society, being optimistic about your chances with a possible sexual partner could get you killed. In a bar full of strangers in the modern west, the potential downsides are pretty low(assuming social rejection doesn't bother you).

      Broadly, depending on the prevailing ratio between possible downsides/worst case scenarios and possible upsides/best case scenarios, a delusionally positive perspective could be highly adaptive, or swiftly lethal, or somewhere in between. A delusionally negative perspective could be as well, in principle.

    10. Re:old news by plastbox · · Score: 1

      However, there are plenty of real world FACTS that can be used in a study like this that aren't open to alternative views of reality

      Tell that to an ID-supporter/creationist/general religious person! Facts, HAH!

    11. Re:old news by easyTree · · Score: 1

      It's being able to ignore the trivial problems, look on the bright side of bad situations and the Just-world phenomenon that enable happy people to stay happy.

      Isn't that a longer way of saying 'ignorance is bliss', i.e. completely reject as real, any experience which doesn't fit into the 'positive' category ? or diminish it's importance so you can trick yourself into feeling that "everything's ok" ?

      What would be nice is if one could look all around the world without finding countless examples of people/organised-group-of-people taking advantage of and killing others, most often using weapons sold by one's own neighbours who have the gall to call themselves civilized and who benefit from all the advantages that stealing life from foreigners has to offer.

      That's the real cause of depression, in my opinion, other people :D - specifically the kind of other people who are *unreflective*.

    12. Re:old news by Mprx · · Score: 1

      Optimism leaves you more affected by events out of your control. Some of those optimists will be lucky and end up successful, and some will not. If you only look at the successful people you might think optimism causes success, but that's because you didn't notice those for whom optimism didn't work out.

    13. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hah. I'm a transsexual; until I can come up with $30,000 to fix my genitalia having them touched at all gives me panic attacks.

    14. Re:old news by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      Well it's not just ignorance, it's being able to trivialize negative thoughts: "Innocent people are dying in Iraq but at least my family is ok" or "That girl doesn't love me but there are other girls I like". Of course, "ignorance is bliss" is also a major factor ;)

    15. Re:old news by howlinmonkey · · Score: 1

      Excellent insight! The reality is that optimism proffers an advantage in our current American/Western society. At other times or places pessimism may well be a better choice.

    16. Re:old news by plastbox · · Score: 1

      What is up with all this pressure on being happy anyways? I don't get it.. Is there something wrong with you if you don't have something to make you laugh with glee or feel that warm, fuzzy "I am loved"-feeling every day?"

      I've been down. I've experienced alcoholism and violence up close. My school years are not even worth mentioning, and dreading both going to school and coming home generally isn't considered healthy for a kid/teen. Still, I refuse to say I have been depressed. Did I need a week or two worth of Sobril once because a lot of both old and new shit hit the fan at once? Yes. Am I a whiny bitch who knows I have nothing to be depressed about, or so dumb I just let the voices in my head control me? No

      See, that's the whole trick. The brain is mallable. If I so chose, I could go into a self-inflicted depression in a few weeks. If I wanted, I could become an outwardly angry, hostile person. It's all about beeing intelligent enough to realize you are in control of which thoughts you allow your brain to cultivate. If you give into that naggy little voice that warns you not to do something or tells you something is wrong (like jealousy), it will soon become a Godzilla-size monster trampling around in your head. I've had the whole experience with "voices" (not divine, spiritual or insane ones, just thoughts) constantly telling me I suck. I shouldn't even try, that unanswered sms will remain unanswered because I don't matter one bit to anyone, I should just end it because.. hell.. how many people would I hurt and how long until even they got over it? Fuck that. I stopped allowing myself to listen do that stuff. I quite literally forced those voices to the back of my head, beat them into submission, and steered my internal, mental dialog (or is it monolog..?) towards more happy (or at least technical, cool) things.

      Hard work, but the concept is easy as pie.

    17. Re:old news by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Yah, that seems to be the core of it; the trivializing.

      I'd be interested in seeing the results of a study measuring, for equally-aware individuals, whether this is an active process - whether 'happy people' choose to change the importance of things which tend to make them less happy and whether 'unhappy people' are unable 'artificially' change something's importance simply to achieve a desired end.

    18. Re:old news by johndiii · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well said. The key here is choice. You've made choices to alter both the course and tenor of your life. Being happy is not something that happens to one, it is a choice that one makes. Not always easy (and often very hard), but possible. I've known others who have turned their life around in similar fashion, and they have my highest respect.

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    19. Re:old news by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I am lazy and I did a quick google and couldn't find a link...

      However, I remember reading about a study in my college Psychology class that pointed to the fact that people depressed actually have a *clearer* view of reality when compared to the non-depressed. It's a rose colored glasses type of effect. When given questions about certain situations, clinically depressed persons tended to give more answers that matched up with the real-world reality of situations than the non-depressed.

      In other words the world is shit I am justified in being depressed all the time.

      Actually, looking at the Wikipedia entry posted further down, it appears to me that the study found that depressed people believed that they had no control in certain situations where in fact they had no control, whereas the non-depressed persons in the study felt that they had some control. The problem with the conclusion that the depressed people had a clearer view of reality comes from the fact that they, also, believed they had no control in situations where in fact they had some level of control.

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    20. Re:old news by Satanicolas · · Score: 0

      cognitive-behavioural therapy in a nutshell, this works !!!

    21. Re:old news by plastbox · · Score: 1

      Actually, my reply was far too long. You made my entire point in one sentence, heh.

      Though I feel the need to point out that saying to a depressed person "it's a choice one makes" probably has as much impact as saying the very same thing you said to an overweight person. It still leaves them in the dark about what, exactly, they should do. It's like Satanicolas says below "cognitive-behavioural therapy". There are no breaks, no cures, no instant-sixpack diets. There is realization and willpower (and brains) to push things in the right direction and adapt. Scarily, the person you pretend to be is the person you become if you put in some effort.

      Oh, and a bit of a newsflash to the guy posting the links to his My Chemical Romance/Breaking Benjamin inspired DeviantArt texts: Everyone feels like they don't fit in. Everyone has monday mornings. Everyone has regrets. Get your head out of your ass and realize that you are (probably) like that 300 pound guy complaining that his weight is somehow genetic while chugging down his 5th full MacDonald's menu.

    22. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >In other words the world is shit I am justified in being depressed all the time.
      That's a very stupid statement.

      You need no justification for feeling a certain way, and giving yourself a reason to feel sad and depressed is just stupid.

    23. Re:old news by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Optimism leaves you more affected by events out of your control. Some of those optimists will be lucky and end up successful, and some will not. If you only look at the successful people you might think optimism causes success, but that's because you didn't notice those for whom optimism didn't work out.

      Baloney. Whether you are an optimist or a pessimist is irrelevant to whether you are affected by events out of your control. By definition, they are out of your control, and you are affected by them, regardless of whether you view them positively or negatively.

    24. Re:old news by emptiest+flow · · Score: 1

      people depressed actually have a *clearer* view of reality when compared to the non-depressed.

      Until they discover there's a solution.

      In other words, they see the problems. Which makes them stressed (because they "know" it should be different). And they put all their mental problem solving energy (their focus and glucose in the brain) into solving THOSE problems which makes them seem lethargic to the outside world (while there's a lot going on inside).

      But every puzzle is stressful during the thinking phase until you get that "a HA!" which then makes you feel better and more complete than before.

      I actually have a lot of respect for the people we're describing because they're accurately looking for an answer to a giant puzzle. Even though they're socially "distracted".

      The solution to the problem of why social reality around us is in such a shitty state, can be found. There are giant obstacles blocking you from figuring them out though, mostly stemming from assumptions that nature has evolved about how to interpret the patterns of reality (assumptions in yourself and coming from others). Bugs in the human genome that we keep working with in our mind. Sort of like how our genome "decided" to keep the model of an eye with a blind spot. It's a very advanced reality interpretation tool, but buggy.

    25. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing the point. Depression is a distortion of reality, not a "clearer view".

    26. Re:old news by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The interesting question is whether that optimism offers an advantage to our current society...

      My pet theory(largely baseless speculation alert) is that a degree of selection for optimism is extraordinarily useful; but that, past a certain point, it becomes toxic.

      Without some degree of optimism, you get highly stagnant arrangements, where advances are rejected out of hand as being untraditional("That isn't how we do things here", "The old ways are best", "If it was good enough for $HISTORICAL_FIGURE, it's good enough for me") and people's individual attempts to improve their position attract mostly spite("trying to rise above your station?", "Do you think you're better than us?", "Acting White", "Our family have always been $SOCIAL_POSITION", caste systems, etc.). That is obviously inefficient, not a recipe for improvement, and substantially unjust to boot.

      On the other hand, in an excessively optimism producing environment, where the risk/reward ratio is skewed enough, your society's elite will come to consist largely of people who have never faced a consequence with actual teeth in their entire lives, and who are no longer defined by their ability to solve real problems; but by their ability to gamble constantly, taking the winnings and being shielded from the losses. Such people, even if intellectually capable of understanding risk, won't have the visceral, emotional experience of it that TFA describes as having cognitive advantages. They won't really believe in it.

      This I suspect(admittedly without any great evidence) is why highly complex, advanced, and powerful societies have a nasty habit of falling into decay and/or being sacked by barbarians. If the people who control a society's direction(and, democratic fantasies to the contrary, this is always a society's elite) don't really understand that the world does, in fact, have hard and immutable edges, constraints that nothing will swoop in and save you from, that a call to your parents will not get rid of, that god will not provide a way around, they'll always be playing a game at some level. They'll be selected(by the society's abnormal risk/reward ratio) for boundless self confidence and excessive levels of risk-taking.

      For a while they, and the society, will fly high; but sooner or later it will crash into some hard constraint or another and be eaten by people for whom risks are fatal rather than financial, and very, very real. (Even on a much more mundane basis, day to day, an optimist may be a natural fit for marketing; but you'd really rather the guy who handles your backups be pessimistic with a side of paranoid.)

    27. Re:old news by johndiii · · Score: 1

      Yes, saying that it's a choice is not going to help someone much in overcoming depression. I've seen cognitive-behavioral therapy work, but it's not an easy cure. There is a lot of work involved. From (observed) experience, long-term antidepressant medication is not the answer. In the short term, it can be helpful, but it's detrimental in the long term, particularly when the patient depends on it.

      Some people can do this on their own. Most can't.

      And you're right that everyone has those moments. Even people who are generally happy and well-adjusted. It's a part of life. Feel the sadness and loss, even wallow in it a bit - it's a fundamental part of the human condition. It's only bad when you build your life around it, and can't escape.

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    28. Re:old news by Mprx · · Score: 1

      The events may be outside your control, but your reaction is not. Pessimists prepare for disaster, optimists assume they don't need to. Preparing for disaster isn't free, so the optimists win if it never happens.

    29. Re:old news by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      The book Shadow Syndromes is what you're looking for.

    30. Re:old news by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You have no idea what you're talking about.

      Happiness is not a choice. If it was, who'd check the "I wanna be unhappy!" box? It is often possible to learn to be more happy, but it's kind of like learning to play the violin: you don't just decide one morning that you know how to play the violin. Instead, you work on it. You study and practice, and find people to help you. Possibly you find out you just can't learn to do it.

      And, yes, happiness is something that happens to some people. Some people are basically happy for no real reason, just like a depressed person will be unhappy for no real reason.

      Happiness is complicated, and people who try to simplify it and call it a choice really annoy me.

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    31. Re:old news by plastbox · · Score: 1

      Happiness is complicated, and people who try to simplify it and call it a choice really annoy me.

      And people who make up excuses instead of putting in some hard work really annoy me. Of course brain chemistry isn't the same for everyone. Of course some people are more prone to be "careless (i.e. dumb) and happy" while others tend to feel adversity more heavily. And who is dumb enough to think one can be happy all the time? Clue: it's called Ecstasy and it usually doesn't end well. Being content is a much more realistic goal. Be happy when something good actually happens, be sad when something really sad happens, and train yourself to be emotionally "neutral" and content the rest of the time.

      If you don't have a job and get turned down a couple of times, one group of people will just shrug it off and try again while the other group sit and think about how miserable their existence is, causing them to get even more down, causing them to wallow even more in their own misery, getting them even further down, ad infinitum.

      Of course, what most people do is first go through the "Damnit! This is crap, why can't I get a decent job? How will I pay my bills?"-response, then move on to "Well.. there was probably someone more qualified than me. If I keep trying I will get a job, and after all, I have to get a job don't I?". Some people though, don't know how to cope. They follow the initial train of thought with "I'll not have any food. Can't pay for my apartment. My friends won't like hanging out with a fucking bum like me. I'm so useless." digging themselves deeper and deeper into the ditch.

      Yeah, that was a rather simplified example but the facts remain. If you let failures get you down to the point of not trying, you will never succeed. If you let those pesky negative thoughts prevail, they will feed more negative thoughts until there is nothing left but negativity.

      Lastly, please don't claim, like so many do, that you can't control your mind because "it's who you are" or some crud like that! You can control what you say, can you not? Yeah, thought so. If you invest a little in self-awareness you can fairly easily decide that when a negative train of thought starts, you force your focus (and thus your inner dialog) towards something else. Be it pron, calling a friend (and subduing the thoughts that (s)he doesn't want to talk to you), or focusing on your god damned finger nails.. Doesn't matter. Nip it by the bud every time and it won't have time to seed new crap. Do this enough times, and you have successfully completed cognitive-behavioural therapy.

      Turn it around.. every 5 minutes, pull up that lovely goatse.cx picture in your mind and dwell on it for a few minutes. Imagine it in all it's *cough* glorious anatomical incorrectness. Do this for a week, and I promise you, that picture will be popping into your skull uninvited a lot more often than you would like.

    32. Re:old news by Optimus6128 · · Score: 1
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    33. Re:old news by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Okay, you have a little idea of what you're talking about. You are aware of cognitive therapy in the treatment of depression. What you don't seem to be aware of is that it's not a sure thing, even when assisted by appropriate use of antidepressants. You are partly correct in that a depressed person can try to get better, but dead wrong (sometimes literally) in that you seem to think it's a simple matter of choice.

      I will also point out that you can control how you move, where you look, and what you think about. Therefore, by that exact reasoning, you should be able to drive drunk safely. Please don't claim that you can't control your mind or body because it's "what you are" or some crud like that; it's just a biochemical imbalance in the brain, something like the biochemical problems in the brains of some depressives.

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    34. Re:old news by plastbox · · Score: 1

      What's up with slashdotters using very small minorities to argue against my post regarding the majority? It's like this other article where I said something like "people (excluding a very few individuals) are fat because they sit still and eat crap all day" and got hammered by people screaming about how bad it was for those who actually have a medical condition to blame.

      I actually said "Of course brain chemistry isn't the same for everyone." excluding (or so I thought) the extremes. Yes, there are people who have actual problems. This number probably fits well with the number of suicides 50 years ago when no treatment were available.

      My point was that these days all you need to do is tell your MD "I feel down all the time and get tired easily.". He won't ask about your diet, he won't tell you to work out, he will give you pills. A vast majority of so-called depressed people could get by just fine without medication, and are in fact hurting themselves taking drugs they don't strictly need, instead of dealing with life.

      I might just be cynical and somewhat bitter, but when anti-depressants are prescribed to anyone who claims to need them (since there is no easy way to really diagnose mental/emotional illness), things ain't like they should be!

    35. Re:old news by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Actually, reviewing your last two posts in this thread, I found one comment, in the second post, about brain chemistry differing. Otherwise, all I see is two posts of unfounded assumptions and some self-congratulations about how you beat depression, and implying everybody can.

      Don't get me wrong - it's good that you were able to get out of depression. What I find annoying (and would really resent if I took you seriously enough) is your attitude that anybody could do the same thing. Some people don't get depressed, and that's a good thing. Some people can get themselves out of it with self-learned cognitive therapy like you did, and that's a good thing. A fair number of people aren't going to be helped by it, or at least helped fast. This is a bad thing, and you're doing them no favors by telling them they can get out of it with some simple cognitive therapy. They're already very prone to feelings of guilt, worthlessness, and helplessness, and if they can't be like you and bounce out fast they will feel even more like it's their fault.

      I also take exception to "so-called depressed people". Depression is a serious problem, and has several causes. Some of it is situational (BTW, a friend of mine went to a doctor, and was told antidepressants wouldn't help with situational depression), and some of it is more physiological. It's not that hard to diagnose with self-reporting of symptoms and questionnaires, although telling what's situational and what's physiological is more of a judgment call.

      You haven't learned a lot about depression from studying the psychology and physiology, or you wouldn't be as cynical about treatment, and wouldn't use some of the phrases you do. Therefore, you've probably learned from your own experiences, and decided that they apply to almost everybody out there. It appears that you know approximately nothing about serious clinical depression or dysthymia, but because you've been moderately (and probably situationally) depressed, you can speak for almost every case out there.

      Take it from somebody who's used antidepressants, talk therapy, and self-taught cognitive therapy to claw out of some pretty nasty depression: you don't know what you're talking about.

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    36. Re:old news by plastbox · · Score: 1

      Heh, I find it rather funny that you acknowledge that I am not talking about everyone, then go on to cream me for talking about everyone.

      ..and if they can't be like you and bounce out fast they will feel even more like it's their fault.

      Who the hell said it was fast? This is an Internet forum and as such I assume people aren't too terribly interested in hearing my life story. Suffice to say, it's been mostly bullshit since I was old enough to see how others lived and were cared for compared to me (6-7 years old). People who know me well say they doubt very much they would have survived, and I've had my insulin pen in hand, ready to od while crying like a baby and.. yeah. Fuck it, it's not interesting. Point is, you can take your assumptions about me and my situations and shove them right up your hairy, holier-than-thou, medicated ass.

      When my grandparents were young, you coped. You did your job as best you could, you earned enough to eat and perhaps get a new shirt or a pair of socks now and then. My grandfather got a honorary medal for working more than 25 years without one sickday (in fact, I don't think he ever had one from he started working 12 hour days, 6 days a week at age 14).

      These days though, a lot of people are on anti-depressants. A lot more than 10 years ago, a hell of a lot more than 50-60 years ago. You can't honestly claim that everyone who gets antidepressants would have committed suicide? That would mean a LOT of suicides up until about 10 years ago!

      I mean, come on.. let's overdo it something aweful and say that 1% of the population offed themselves prior to the advent of antidepressants. Compare that then to numbers from the CDC which claim at least 25% of all adults will use antidepressants at least once in their lives. That means that either mental illness has exploded from less than 1% to over 25% the past 10 years, or... more than 24% of the population goes on antidepressants at least once without needing it.

      It appears that you know approximately nothing about serious clinical depression or dysthymia.

      It appears you can read and respond in turn. I already said (as you started your post by acknowledging) that the extreme cases are beyond my post.

      but because you've been moderately (and probably situationally) depressed, you can speak for almost every case out there.

      Again, shove it . As anyone who tries to claim their life sucks will argue, depression is subjective (with, of course, the exception of the absolute minority who has something actually wrong with their brains). The fact that I choose to not get into a pissing contest about who has had it worse doesn't give you the right to belittle what I have been through to try and make your point seem valid.

  6. Poppycock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My parents/teachers/doctors/government say I need the bennies.

  7. I can't escape... by pHus10n · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I'm all depressed and thought I would come to Slashdot and read some funny comments. That'll cheer me up, right? No one RTFA? Snarky posts for +5 Funny? All I found was an article reminding me how god damned depressed I am.

    1. Re:I can't escape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry to hear, bud. Go have some sex, that'll cheer you up right-quick.

      ...

      Oh shit, forgot where I was. Sorry man, you're screwed.

    2. Re:I can't escape... by pHus10n · · Score: 1

      I re-read my post, and while I was aiming for Funny, it didn't quite come out that way. Thanks for the thought, though :)

    3. Re:I can't escape... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would have modded it +1 Suicidal

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    4. Re:I can't escape... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      blah blah russia funny aims for you etc..

    5. Re:I can't escape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most "funny" comments here probably helped make you more depressed.

    6. Re:I can't escape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell modded this funny?!

    7. Re:I can't escape... by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded this funny is a mean-spirited fucking cocksucker.

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  8. I guess thats why the saying goes by McNihil · · Score: 1

    Wound up too tight. Depth first focus. Not a surprising finding IMHO.

    Coffee helps to make sure that the depth of focus is not too deep where one hits the bottom (depression, with extremely single minded and obsessive thinking.) A little chaos is actually a good thing (tm).

    1. Re:I guess thats why the saying goes by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Uhh, but aren't they saying (*) that depression allows one to override one's tendency to be breadth-first (i.e. allocate appropriate brain-time to all one's daily responsilities) and instead let everything fall into disrepair so that more time may be spent in single-minded obsessive thought and that *this is a good thing* ?

      As I read your phrase 'depression, with extremely single minded and obsessive thinking', it was augmented (for me) with what's probably an inherited value-judgement, that this type of thinking is 'bad' or unhealthy in some way. I'm not clear how common this judgement is but maybe it will change as a result of the article's 'findings' ?

      (*) - no doubt I've revealed myself to be an article-reader, omg, shhh, don't tell anyone!

    2. Re:I guess thats why the saying goes by McNihil · · Score: 1

      "inherited value-judgement"

      I am speaking from direct personal brushes with depression (not that /. is a friggin place to disclose shit like this), and believe me it is not an inherited value-judgement. It's freaking real, it's a steep wall in a bottom less pit.

      What I am saying is that making our head-loop too tight is not good unless you know how to get out of it (much like doing TM (Transcendental Meditation) and that stuff without having a "drivers license")... you will end up catatonic otherwise. Yes this is one of the darker sides of programming... if you are any good at it you will get extremely immersed in it and to that extent you will end up prone to depression because you will be so close to the "metal" in most and maybe all of your dealings in other life situations.

      This is why coffee (caffeine) is important... it creates chaos... certain music does it too.

    3. Re:I guess thats why the saying goes by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. It's an apparently bottomless pit with narrow steps, each of height comparable to 'yours' embedded in the pit-wall.

      For what it's worth, I was attempting to say that it's socially 'normal' to consider depression 'bad' and maybe that's part of the problem. If the study is to be believed, this is a natural thing which shouldn't be stigmatized. Imagine how it would be if there were stigma associated with, *thinks for a while...* eating. Sooner or later you're gonna need to do it but shy away because you know it's 'bad' or will be unpleasant.

      Maybe the answer is to just go with it until it passes?

      Note: I'm not attempting to trivialise what it means to be depressed.

    4. Re:I guess thats why the saying goes by McNihil · · Score: 1

      "to consider depression 'bad'"

      It's considered bad only because people who do not have it are afraid of it because they know that funky moods are contagious... believing it to be as fast acting agents as happy moods (which luckily it is not.) To call it stigma is definitely wrong IMHO... it is a safety latch in our minds.

      Any professional dealing with patients like these should get flowers because they are doing a very difficult job.

      "Maybe the answer is to just go with it until it passes?"

      Definitely not, it needs professional attention. One needs to be led out of the loop by someone who sees.

      As with any sophisticated computer program it can not ask itself if it is correct or make it so that it can correct itself. I am stretching this to include our human brains as well, there needs to be an agent from outside... This is fundamentally why religion and politics are such contentious issues... loop calibrating agents (no I am not going to say brain washing but its on a good way into that realm.)

  9. wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    if you are better at solving your problems when you are depressed, how come depressed people commit suicide when they are faced with problems?

    1. Re:wait... by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not every depressed person drifts to suicide. Some of us just become miserable cynical bastards.

      Kind of like Goth vs Emo - one wants to kill you, while the other wants to kill himself.

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    2. Re:wait... by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      Well, it's a very direct way of solving their problem ...

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    3. Re:wait... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Because we find futility in what we do. Sometimes you realize that even if you solve your current problem, there is still no solution to the other stuff going on.

      people get suicidal when they cannot find any way out and are unable to find someone who can communicate to anyone who they see as understanding. I know, I have been there.

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    4. Re:wait... by Zashi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because suicide is usually the best option. Why deal with one problem at a time when you can get rid of all your problems once and for all.


      Yes. I'm being snarky. I also happen to have a 148 IQ and have been diagnosed with clinical depression, so don't anyone mod me down for being insensitive to the smarty-pants depressasaurouses. I am one of them.

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    5. Re:wait... by anticharisma · · Score: 0

      cos they appreciate they lack power to fix da problem...

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    6. Re:wait... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jesus Christ, those are the two choices?

      Fuck.

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    7. Re:wait... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Nice. I like the amber 'Freak' badge next to your name...

    8. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      OOOOO! 148 IQ.. anyone who posts their IQ on slashdot has to be 1. 'also happens to be' full of shit 2. 'also happens to be' lame as fuck

    9. Re:wait... by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 1

      Or something I like saying: "I divide my moods up into 'myself' and 'everyone else' days, as in 'If I had a gun, who would I should first?'"

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    10. Re:wait... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Probably because they conclude that the solution would require either that that those in control voluntarily act for the greater good (fat chance) or convincing the fat, dumb and happy masses to think about something.

    11. Re:wait... by Inda · · Score: 1

      No short-term violence is the answer (see my previous post). Why top yourself when everyone else is the problem?

      I think I should book another appointment.

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    12. Re:wait... by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      There are never just two choices.

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    13. Re:wait... by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      You're modded funny but you are right suicide. If you read about people with depression who made failed attempts at suicide a common refrain is that "it just seemed like the sensible thing to do."

      It is unfortunate to see the almost mind boggling number of ill informed and callous comments made about depression in these threads.

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    14. Re:wait... by russotto · · Score: 1

      if you are better at solving your problems when you are depressed, how come depressed people commit suicide when they are faced with problems?

      Perhaps that's what happens when they fail despite being depression. Note that in many cases, lifting the depression (with antidepressants) without lifting the problems results in suicide.

      The non-depressed, of course, don't believe the problems exist or think they're easy and no big deal. But when challenged by the depressed person, they'll never provide a workable solution to the problems faced by the depressed person; they'll either say "only you can solve your problems", or they'll present a "just do it" "solution" which provides no actual information (e.g. problem: "My job sucks" solution: "Just find another one"), or at best they'll suggest something which has been tried and failed.

    15. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you are better at solving your problems when you are depressed, how come depressed people commit suicide when they are faced with problems?

      I'm not really sure, but I thinking that's a rhetorical question?

    16. Re:wait... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      You spelled depressasauruses wrong. How can we trust you to correctly report something as complicated as a three-digit number?

    17. Re:wait... by TallOneInBlack · · Score: 1

      Is that supposed to be funny? Goths aren't violent. They're teased and tortured by ignorant bullies, but they rarely retaliate physically. They suck it up as more proof that the world is filled with callous jerks, and then go home and write bad poetry about it.

    18. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah? I've tested at 151 (MEGA!!!) and have never suffered from depression in my entire 34 years on this planet, going through a divorce, loss of a child, etc ... I even got an award for humour during the most traumatic period of my life, so I was hardly what one would call depressed.

      I simply dealt with problems as and when I could.

      Posting anonymously, as I keep my IQ a secret

    19. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also happen to have a 148 IQ

      OMG you may, like, apply for Mensa membership and then drink tea with Stephen Hawking!

    20. Re:wait... by Zashi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, but the cut off for "genius" for the test I took is 145. So I'm just barely there. I know lots of people with high IQs. I'm actually quite dumb for a "genius." I'm probably the dumbest genius any of my friends have ever met. Besides, if I were to lie about my IQ I'd either go way higher or way lower. 175 is an IQ worth lying about. 148... meh.

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    21. Re:wait... by Zashi · · Score: 1

      I think there is some lenience when spelling recently made up words. I really debated whether or not I should mention my IQ because of responses like yours and others, but what the hell. It's pretty funny how defensive everyone gets; it's as though by saying my IQ everyone else feels like I'm making fun of theirs. It's not hard to do well on IQ tests, especially if you've taken a few different ones. Really, from my perspective I'm a bit on the slow side, mostly when compared to the people I went to school with. No one questioned my claim about having depression, but isn't it just as likely that I'm making that up so I have something to bullshit about on slashdot? Having an IQ in the top 2 percentile doesn't make me a good person, talented, a good lover, or a skilled craftsmen. There is more to a person's worth than their IQ. I actually have a very limited skillset. Honest to god, I'm not bragging. I was just setting up a morbidly funny comment. Most people in my life do recognize me as smart--something that's true for the majority of /.ers, I'm willing to bet. So I'm not claiming to be special in any extraordinary way, certainly not to this crowd.

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    22. Re:wait... by Zashi · · Score: 1

      D'oh! You are smarter than I, for sure (by 3 points). I should've posted anonymously :(.

      And I don't think the article was making any kind of "iff" statement, i.e. implying the converse is true: people with high IQs are depressed. It's more about depression being a mechanism to enabled more detailed oriented thinking. So.. depression = bowling lane bumpers? It's possible to bowl well without bumpers just as it's possible to be an intelligent person without using the depression mechanism, but the bumpers and depression can help those who need it...

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    23. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, if you'd only made it to 149 you would know how foolish you sound at 148.

    24. Re:wait... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I was actually being 100% facetious. I had hoped that would be clear, but I take responsibility for my failure in meeting that hope.

    25. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well. unless you include drugged up and unable to do anything. sure.

      personally i find A or B to be perfectly acceptable compared to C.

      and remember. they're outlooks. you can be labeled without looking like one.

    26. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you really just brag about your IQ on the Internet? RAWLLOZLERS

    27. Re:wait... by Zashi · · Score: 1

      Sorry... I would've taken your reply as facetious had I not just read 3 posts blasting me for posting my IQ. I'm a friggin moron. :/

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    28. Re:wait... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Nah. You made a valid point. You just failed to consider the ramifications of the Slashdot mentality before you posted your valid piont.

    29. Re:wait... by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Posting anonymously, as I keep my IQ a secret

      Erhm.... No, you've kept your identity a secret, not your IQ. You've provided enough significant personal information that someone who knew you and stumbled across this comment would almost certainly infer your identity, and thus would know your IQ which you have advertised.

      If you were the depressed sort, you might have realized that. ;-)

      However, that kind of error is a very small price to pay for a positive outlook.

    30. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ chose #2a: he wanted to make people kill him. And he got his way, only his dad wouldn't have it.

    31. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IQ tests are mainly a measure of how well people do in IQ tests.

      Besides, depressed people are more likely to have problems applying their (maybe enormous) ability for something productive, than lacking the ability.

    32. Re:wait... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      You know, I can't remember why that is there. I'm sure you did or said something to piss me off on a bad day... whatever.

      Looking at your history, you don't seem a troll and/or idiot, which is what I usually reserve my "foes" for... so you're off the list :P

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    33. Re:wait... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Goths I knew weren't really Goth. Who knows. But you didn't want to piss them off, they wouldn't take it lightly.

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    34. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's goes Tokyo! Go Go Depressasaurous!

    35. Re:wait... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      :( - I mean :)

    36. Re:wait... by PiSkyHi · · Score: 1

      Like many who know the paradox of being tested by a system which is itself designed by people who may have a lower IQ than you, plus the fact that anything unique about you is completely useless on any systematic test, by definition.

      My score is off the scale.

    37. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were to lie about what I were to lie about, that's EXACTLY what I'd say!

    38. Re:wait... by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Not every depressed person drifts to suicide. Some of us just become miserable cynical bastards.

      some of us just become cynical bastards. I might be depressed, but i'm not miserable. I still have porn.

      --
      Be seeing you...
    39. Re:wait... by Nyder · · Score: 1

      online IQ test do not count.

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      Be seeing you...
    40. Re:wait... by RustyShaft · · Score: 1

      Oh hell no!! After many decades of IT in addition to clueless management and whiny users on top of depression, I've found something very positive!! I get thousands and thousands of Miller Beer points for all the drinking I do.

    41. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry -- be furry!
      Or would that be even worse?
      At least it's +11(likely to score)

    42. Re:wait... by TallOneInBlack · · Score: 1

      It's possible they dressed in the goth look and went around proclaiming themselves goths because they wanted to be oh-so-spooky and scary... without knowing what goth truly is. That's especially common among teenagers. It's possible they were, in general, nice people who got tired of being picked on and finally had to fight back to protect themselves. It's also possible that they were indeed violent people; if so, they would definitely be an anomaly, not the goth norm at all. I find it frustrating that the association with violence and goths persists. There's no basis for it.

    43. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      175 is an IQ worth lying about. 148... meh.

      Oh, you insensitive clod! (147 here)

    44. Re:wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      172. Now, where are my razor blades?

  10. Speaking from personal experience by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it much more difficult to think logically about my own emotional problems when I am depressed. In that state, introspection is likely to lead to more depression. That's why it's referred to as a vicious cycle — depression is depressing! So it might be easier to figure out other people's problems but I'm skeptical that it actually leads to solutions to one's own social problems. Then again, perhaps that's just because I'm personally poorly socialized.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    1. Re:Speaking from personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anecdotally, I think depression becomes chronic when one can't find a solution to their problem. It's probably a very useful tool for at the start but becomes a problem when, after many nights awake, the poor sod feels that their situation is futile and unsolvable.

    2. Re:Speaking from personal experience by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're trying to avoid solving the problems that are causing you to be depressed in the first place. Having gotten through a pretty serious depression not long ago, I finally see how things ended up as they did and why my life was so reclusive. All the way back to how childhood experiences affected me.

      Still doesn't fill the emptiness. 3 years of effort at socializing and all I got was this depression. ^_^

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      - These characters were randomly selected.
    3. Re:Speaking from personal experience by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2, Informative

      I find it much more difficult to think logically about my own emotional problems when I am depressed.

      My emphasis is added there... because I think it's true. I think though the argument that seems to be made here is that you can think better analytically. I know as much as I have tried through my years of depression to think an emotional problem through analytically it has never worked.

      Again.. Depression is not a good thing to have no matter what any study says. Just because it can give you a slight advantage in one area of life doesn't mean it gives you a major disadvantage in another area (or with Depression many areas) of life.

    4. Re:Speaking from personal experience by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Stupid double negative. Depression can give you a slight advantage in one area of life... but it also causes major disadvantages in many other areas of your life. That's what I meant.

    5. Re:Speaking from personal experience by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      A very good friend committed to suicide due to depression some 20 years ago at 25 years old, for almost exactly that reason, he wrote he could not break what he called "the circle".

      He was an whiz programmer, worked for defense dept as a research scientist.

      I will never forget his first PC. All hand built, including keyboard of individual switches hard wired and a wooden case. Wrote his own OS in machine code at 17. Of course nobody had even heard of a mouse back then.

      He would have loved Slashdot

      Great musician too, such a loss.

        I can relate to this quote from X05633511 post above.

      "Not every depressed person drifts to suicide. Some of us just become miserable cynical bastards."

      (-;

    6. Re:Speaking from personal experience by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Still doesn't fill the emptiness. 3 years of effort at socializing and all I got was this depression. ^_^

      Well, what's really missing from the modern existence most people lead is a real connection, with anyone. I think this is mostly because we aren't forced to get along with the people in our village any more. It has become a valid option to just move. Writ large enough this means no problem will ever get solved. We just keep moving. Devastate one continent, and populate the next. Too bad we're out of those...

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    7. Re:Speaking from personal experience by anticharisma · · Score: 1

      great depression can be the underlying catalyst for great artistic expression. You can get posthumerously rich from great art...even if it takes choppin ya ear off.

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    8. Re:Speaking from personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of my ability to think logically has come from my life's stages of depression. However, the amount of evidence and statistics available regarding psychological or sociological conditions makes it very hard to determine the root of a problem, I often end up with many magnitudes more interpretations than I am able to remember.
      I've also found something in my personal experience that has an interesting relation to this study; when I was brought out of my depression by playing games 10 hours a day I found my overall high school average went up by 20% over the period of 2 years. What's up with that?

    9. Re:Speaking from personal experience by Inda · · Score: 1

      I suffer regularly from clinical depression. Check my up and down posting history!

      Speaking from personal experience too, I suffer from violent fantasies during my depressive states. The answer to most problems involves short-term violence. Thank fuck I can still reason with myself or a lot of people around here would have pencils jammed up their noses. :)

      No one wants depression. Using it to solve problems is not an option for me. Unless the problem involves killing someone. Maybe a career as a hitman is my vocation?

      Happy, happy, joy, joy.

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      This post contains benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde and hydrogen cyanide.
    10. Re:Speaking from personal experience by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      What about when you know exactly what the problem is, how to solve it, but you're just to damn undisciplined to actually solve it?

    11. Re:Speaking from personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you're happy enough.
      That's right!
      I'll teach you to be happy.
      I'll teach yer grandmother to suck eggs!
      Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

    12. Re:Speaking from personal experience by pavon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm having a really hard time buying this as well. Maybe it is true of short-term situational depression, but as someone who has had to deal with cronic low self-esteem my entire life, and cyclical depression since puberty, this seems like a real rose-colored view based on a contrived definition of "logical thinking".

      Thinking logically about a subject is more than systematically breaking it down into sub-problems. It requires the ability to discard ideas that are not supported by evidence, and to weigh things honestly. I cannot do that when I am depressed. All this "logical thinking" amounts to is obsessing over every detail, cataloging every negative thing about myself, while dismissing anything positive as not important. I know that people like me, but damned if I will admit it when I'm depressed. I know that I have gotten somewhat better at social situations over time, but when I'm depressed it's "this is the way I've always been, this is the way I'll always be". A state of mind where I cling onto beliefs regardless of evidence or reason is not what I would consider to be logical.

      Furthermore, I can't say that I have made any progress as a result of my ruminating while depressed. It has all been due to dispassionate decisions made while sober, that I made a point not to become hyped-up about because that would only cause disappointment later on.

    13. Re:Speaking from personal experience by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      great depression can be the underlying catalyst for great artistic expression.

      Maybe, but the vast majority of depressives will never produce a single thing of value in their whole miserable lives.

      Remember: Down the street, not across the road.

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    14. Re:Speaking from personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking true, man. Some other dude talks about high IQ shit. Yeah, I've scored high on that stupid douchebaggery, too, but my "emotional IQ" must be goddamn zero. No fucking tact! I've got zilch. Btw, the other "genius" with high IQ? One stupid douchebag.

      Like I was saying, I'm hella depressed and fuck you all. And yeah, God bless, assholes.

    15. Re:Speaking from personal experience by Lotana · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, when that happens you need another person to help. Someone to provide encouragement, understanding and maybe direct support to help you get over that barrier that is holding you back from doing what you know is right.

      This is when family, friends or if nobody else psychiatrists become invaluable.

  11. Maybe it is like malaria and sickle cell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A trait that confers resistance to malaria when you get both or one of the dominate forms of hemoglobin from your parents, but you get screwed if you get both recessive genes. The odds get better for the majority of combinations, but one particular outcome is worse.

    Maybe natural selection is selecting for more analitical thinking in most combinations of parental genes, but the group that gets all the recessives ends up with depression.

  12. Reading shit like this by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Depresses the hell out of me.

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    "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
    1. Re:Reading shit like this by anticharisma · · Score: 1

      and doesnt it feeeel ggooood!! Embrace your depression.

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      http://www.anticharisma.com/
    2. Re:Reading shit like this by PiSkyHi · · Score: 1

      What's really sad is that there are a bunch of people out there who are actually both depressed and stupid - many of them hoping for the the self-absorbed ego boost of appearing to be a very bright misunderstood person.

      I think the intelligent ones are the realists who can take the bull of survival by the horns.

      I'm not sure where I fit in in this picture, I'm sure to some I sound like a stuck up git - however, I realise that transcending being misunderstood by others is a great way to be happy, regardless of ones intelligence - such a subjective term, its vastly overrated.

    3. Re:Reading shit like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome. That leaves you heavenly. Depression is good.

  13. Beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So might depressants provide a similar boost? I've found that a beer or two helps me concentrate on problem sets. Maybe I'm not deluded...

    1. Re:Beer? by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      Alcohol is a depressant. Now we can conclude that alcohol helps us solve complex problems! Bonus!

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      It's not a lie. It's the truth with lossy compression.
    2. Re:Beer? by value_added · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Alcohol is a depressant. Now we can conclude that alcohol helps us solve complex problems! Bonus!

      Normal, healthy people enjoy poisons. Listening to sad or depressing music makes us feel better. Tales of tragedy are inspiring. Confident, happy people seek out danger.

      Life is full of ironies and paradoxes. What confounds me is that our modern view of such things is so narrow that instead of celebrating life as it is, we insist on classifying non-productive or poorly understood aspects as an illness as though the "good" could exist without the "bad". And illnesses, we all know, requires treatment.

      Depressed? Sucks to be have to be at work in the morning, but by all means, indulge yourself with your favourite poison, put on some blues music, share depressing stories, and if needed, go start a fight or do something reckless. Chances are you'll be a healthier and happier person for it. And maybe, according to the article, smarter.

  14. I suspect I'd be a lot happier. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    If I were able to perform this intricate and highly adapted function and also handle the slightest daily stresses.

  15. woo hoo! by Chapter80 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Depression May Provide Cognitive Advantages

    I've been struggling with a real tough problem, and getting more and more depressed.
    Now I read this, and I have hope of solving it! woo hoo!

    I can't tell you how happy I am!

    wait....

    1. Re:woo hoo! by elashish14 · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that you want a lobotomy?

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  16. Genius has its cost or v/v, maybe. Sometimes? by Cragen · · Score: 1

    Yup, the Mensa test was depressing. I passed, of course.

  17. This is a surprise? by LaminatorX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most mental disorders are a result of an otherwise normal or useful mental process run-amok. Happiness and energy are good, but take them too far and you've got mania. Organization and hygine are good, but take them too far and you get OCD. Depression when half your family just died in a car wreck and your life is in turmoil is a normal part of coping, depression all the time when nothing is particularly wrong is a disease.

    1. Re:This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... depression all the time when nothing is particularly wrong is a disease.

      THANK YOU!

    2. Re:This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most mental disorders are a result of an otherwise normal or useful mental process run-amok.

      You're talking out of your ass. "Most mental disorders" are not caused by something so simple as a mental process run amok. In fact, your statement makes no sense outside of pop psychology.

    3. Re:This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      As an emmissary from the OCD camp, I hereby demand a study of our brains as well. Sure, we go raging and lose our sense of reality when some shmuck at the grocery store moves the raisins from the nut aisle to the candy aisle (where they don't goddamn belong!), but we're just as smart as those emo kids. Now get off my lawn before you move one blade of grass and I have to brush it all over again.

    4. Re:This is a surprise? by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Depression when half your family just died in a car wreck and your life is in turmoil is a normal part of coping, depression all the time when nothing is particularly wrong is a disease.

      Good point. Now if non-depressed people could accept that since the dawn of human society there has not yet been a point when "nothing is particularly wrong" we'd finally be getting somewhere.

      --
      Read Pynchon.
  18. It's Considered a Mental Disorder *NOW*... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Give it a couple of years and it will be referred to as our "Outlook Orientation," and the government will commission a study to see if depressed people are being properly represented in grade school textbooks.

    1. Re:It's Considered a Mental Disorder *NOW*... by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is some protagonist, an adopted depressed gender confused 6th grader confined to a wheel chair with biracial lesbian parents who only speak Spanish.

    2. Re:It's Considered a Mental Disorder *NOW*... by Explodicle · · Score: 3, Funny

      And poor, too! Imagine how cramped it must be, confined to a wheelchair with two other people.

    3. Re:It's Considered a Mental Disorder *NOW*... by anticharisma · · Score: 1

      wot I cant stand is bastards thesedays who are machiavellian, who notice that depression is a good excuse for anything and then bully co-workers and when caught out they go to the doctor and get a certificate that says they're depressed - and thus achieve redemption for their work-place bukkying activities, they were never depressed, but who would know.

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    4. Re:It's Considered a Mental Disorder *NOW*... by Atario · · Score: 1

      It's cute because it's homophobic.

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      "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
  19. What about suicide by Spy+Handler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    seems to me like any survival advantage offered by this would be completely wiped out by the fact that depressed people kill themselves hell of a lot more than non-depressed people.

    1. Re:What about suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Could be a result of two possible outcomes:

      Person has a problem -> become slightly depressed and their brain is put in "problem solving mode" -> they solve the problem and become normal again.
      or:
      Person has a problem -> become slightly depressed and their brain is put in "problem solving mode" -> they fail at solving their problem -> become more depressed -> they fail -> .etc.. -> suicide.

    2. Re:What about suicide by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When the body adapts to challenges, but you don't change anything and don't solve the problems the body has adapted to, the brain's functions go haywire.

      So this research says you have a problem, or several problems. Instead of using depression to advantage and actually resolving things, people tend to distract themselves with TV and alcohol or other drugs. They even take antidepressants, which make them feel they don't have to change anything at all.

      Eventually the brain can't cope, and it basically says "HEY, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, PLEASE LISTEN" and then it just gets frustrated and gives up. That could be why you have "cry for help" suicide attempts with depressed people, instead of actual success.

      Yes they do kill themselves, but in a world without plentiful and available alcohol, and without TV, and other distractions, it could help you focus on the problem at hand. Remember, survival advantage is usually measured on an organism and its natural environment - abnormal environments yield abnormal behaviour.

    3. Re:What about suicide by nulldaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They even take antidepressants, which make them feel they don't have to change anything at all..

      Well anti-depressants, if prescribed properly, do the exact opposite. They enable people to change their environment and break the vicious cycle of depression.

      I'll give you the example of someone who, due to their depressive state, is incapable of leaving the house. Without going in to much detail, this will make their depression worse. Give that same person some anti-depressants and they might feel good enough to leave the house, make new friends and create a positive reinforcing cycle. By the time the wean off the drugs, their environment might have changed such that they remain happy.

      Don't believe all the negative publicity; Drugs can be very helpful.

    4. Re:What about suicide by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Intelligence is only a survival advantage to a certain point...Once you're smart enough to out-think the predators, find the good woman, and get the high status position, all the rest of your brain power is effectively geared toward stuff that's not relevant for survival.

      Look at words that commonly get linked to genius: evil, mad, tortured, insanity (as in "There is a fine line between...". Ever see "happy genius"? "Well adjusted genius"? Not saying it doesn't happen, but it's the exception.

      I've seen studies and philosophies that talk about "abnormally" high intelligence as disruptive to society, and talk about it as self-limiting (e.g. smart people prune themselves by not breeding and/or killing themselves).

      So yea, don't think of it as a "more is better" situation. The sweet spot of intelligence in society is probably in the 130's...Too much above that and alienation starts kicking in.

      //167 here. Alienated like a motherfucker.

       

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      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    5. Re:What about suicide by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      My point was, back in the day they wouldn't have the option to "not leave their house". If you read my comment again, hopefully you will see it as a comment on man's natural state. In the modern world, we do have things like alcohol and staying in the house, and absolutely medications can help when a person is not capable of escaping those distractions.

    6. Re:What about suicide by dbet · · Score: 1

      Suicide may also be advantageous. If your death will help other members of your village survive, say, because there's one less mouth to feed and a short food supply, it could be seen as a possible form of altruism (admittedly, weakly).

      Depression is the end product of low self-esteem, which also has possible social advantages. Forcing a change in behavior, for example, that can get you to pursue low-status pathways to reproductive success that are more likely to succeed if you are a low-status individual.

      The classic example of this is an ugly woman, who can't get a husband, and has low self-esteem as a result. This causes her to just "sleep around" and not care who it's with. For someone with real prospects, this is a bad idea, because since she can get a quality man, she should, to better provide for her children. But for a woman that can't, she may as well have kids alone than not at all.

      Keep in mind, this isn't advice on what people "ought to do", it's just a pathway for genes that cause this kind of behavior to flourish.

      In the end, I think a lot of psychological wisdom has it backward. When experiencing low self-esteem, most people try to change the self-perception, as if that is the cure. Instead, they should be using that low self-esteem to change other things in their life. A bad job, a bad relationship, etc.

    7. Re:What about suicide by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      I suspect that this is a modern problem, and that depressed people did not commit suicide as often in pre-firearms societies.

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      Just because you are paranoid does not mean that no-one is out to get you.
    8. Re:What about suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well anti-depressants, if prescribed properly, do the exact opposite. They enable people to change their environment and break the vicious cycle of depression.

      Oh, bullshit.

      I'll give you the example of someone who, due to their depressive state, is incapable of leaving the house. Without going in to much detail, this will make their depression worse.

      Yeah, and a shrink is going to make housecalls? Not likely.

      Give that same person some anti-depressants and they might feel good enough to leave the house, make new friends and create a positive reinforcing cycle.

      They might have the energy to leave the house. But if they couldn't make friends before they became depressed, your happy pill won't have given them the ability to. So more likely, the pill will simply let them become content with staying in the house, or leaving it but having no friends.

      By the time the wean off the drugs, their environment might have changed such that they remain happy.

      People don't "wean off" of mood-altering drugs. Either they're on them all their life, or they stop taking them against medical advice (because they don't like the side effects, or they cost too much, or something).

    9. Re:What about suicide by k.a.f. · · Score: 1

      seems to me like any survival advantage offered by this would be completely wiped out by the fact that depressed people kill themselves hell of a lot more than non-depressed people.

      It is only a disadvantage if they kill themselves before reproducing. If the suicides tend to occur after the maximum fertile age, it might even be some kind of advantage - more resources left over for your offspring, etc. Remember, evolution doesn't give a damn about the messenger, just about the message.

    10. Re:What about suicide by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that depression is a modern disease -- it may well be that savages got depressed and killed themselves too. I further think that distractions such as TV can actually be beneficial when dealing with depression as it can take your mind off your problems (I don't alcohol beneficial as it often intensifies negative thoughts). I do agree, of course, that a hunter-gatherer lifestyle would leave a lot less time for those pesky negative thoughts to control your life.

    11. Re:What about suicide by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      Of course your point was that the "benefit" of depression, namely the problem solving capability, might not be so great in a modern environment. I actually agree with you but for different reasons: I think modern problems are possibly more complex due to our materialistic and vain existence. In that sense the act of problem solving might be more futile.

    12. Re:What about suicide by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Blades, high places, poison, rope... where there was a will I'm sure there was a way.

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      If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
    13. Re:What about suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the problem here is that depressed people often have kids before they decide that it just isn't worth it.

    14. Re:What about suicide by Unscripted · · Score: 1

      Yes, suicide is a hazard to the depressed. How many more hazards exist for the stupid? Those guys die all the time...

    15. Re:What about suicide by sjames · · Score: 1

      Perhaps at one time it was adaptive and depressed people had a coping mechanism that is now foreclosed by modern society.

    16. Re:What about suicide by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      Well anti-depressants, if prescribed properly, do the exact opposite. They enable people to change their environment and break the vicious cycle of depression.

      Oh, bullshit.

      Fair nuff.

      I'll give you the example of someone who, due to their depressive state, is incapable of leaving the house. Without going in to much detail, this will make their depression worse.

      Yeah, and a shrink is going to make housecalls? Not likely.

      I didn't think it needed to be said, but depressed people can actually leave their house... But some might choose to avoid social situations because, for example, they don't want to ruin everyone else's fun with their depression.

      Give that same person some anti-depressants and they might feel good enough to leave the house, make new friends and create a positive reinforcing cycle.

      They might have the energy to leave the house. But if they couldn't make friends before they became depressed, your happy pill won't have given them the ability to. So more likely, the pill will simply let them become content with staying in the house, or leaving it but having no friends.

      Maybe they did have friends, and can make friends, but they lose them all due to a relationship that ended badly. Anti-depressants aren't for everyone but they are amazing effective for specific circumstances.

      By the time the wean off the drugs, their environment might have changed such that they remain happy.

      People don't "wean off" of mood-altering drugs. Either they're on them all their life, or they stop taking them against medical advice (because they don't like the side effects, or they cost too much, or something).

      You're an idiot; People do wean of anti-depressants all the time, and almost always with their doctor's advice and/or consent. Stop spreading FUD.

    17. Re:What about suicide by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      Doubtful. As with a lot of problems that, like depression, are at least partly rooted in genetics, natural selection only works if the trait leads to the death of the organism before it can reproduce. A good example is our species' tendency toward war. One might naively expect that people inclined to be soldiers would have eliminated themselves from the gene pool, but battlefield losses are more than compensated for by the tendency of soldiers to impregnate their mates right before deployment.

      Personally, having suffered from clinical depression my entire adult life -- ameliorated, thankfully, by medication -- I find the entire premise of the article flawed. Unmedicated, I certainly can concentrate like heck on one thing, but I don't get to choose the subject of that concentration. It'd be great if I could be totally focused on some useful engineering problem. But the reality is that I end up obsessionally focused on some negative emotion or other, which never leads to solving any actual problem, personal or otherwise -- hence chronic depression.

      Is there some advantage to depression? Maybe, but whatever it is, I'd gladly give it up for a cure and not have to spend a couple of hundred bucks a month on pills to keep it at bay.

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    18. Re:What about suicide by turing_m · · Score: 1

      So yea, don't think of it as a "more is better" situation. The sweet spot of intelligence in society is probably in the 130's...Too much above that and alienation starts kicking in.

      Good point. Someone in the 130s can relatively easily relate to the average person. The higher up you go, the more Greek you talk without even realizing it. Most people can't even describe someone as talking like an encyclopedia because "dictionary" is about the only big, difficult book they know. It's difficult because there is a human desire to communicate, but your interests are not shared, at least, not on a level where there is an exchange.

      My brain is always searching out for the exceptions, the places to have your cake and eat it too. The counterintuitive. The hidden advantages in life that no one else knows. Unfortunately, the more you do of what is not customary, the more you stick out. To get people to copy your strange ways of doing things, you have to first achieve great wealth, or at least, the status symbols. Then they will blindly ape your mistakes too.

      For the long-term survival of the human species, I suspect that the average person needs to be smarter, if only to see the perilous long-term ramifications of doing easy but long-term stupid things.

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    19. Re:What about suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, but we have been surviving or not as a group for a while now. So traits that don't severely impact reproductive ability and have a beneficial impact on group survival should be selected for too.

    20. Re:What about suicide by bazorg · · Score: 1

      what a bunch of downers. Who'd welcome these high-IQ cognitive-enhanced suicidal overlords anyway?

    21. Re:What about suicide by russotto · · Score: 1

      Look at words that commonly get linked to genius: evil, mad, tortured, insanity (as in "There is a fine line between...". Ever see "happy genius"? "Well adjusted genius"? Not saying it doesn't happen, but it's the exception.

      The only happy and well-adjusted well-known genius I can think of is Einstein.

    22. Re:What about suicide by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      This is how the original post played out in my head:

      What about suicide?

      me: depression is supposed to help you work through problems, ignoring the problems makes depression worse and leads to frustration and suicide attempts. And then I attempted to illustrate how the modern world does not reflect the world in which this would have evolved. Specifically, it would offer survival advantage as long as people don't just ignore its warnings.

      Why do people who use antidepressants kill themselves frequently enough to merit black box warnings on medications, if the meds are supposed to be helping?

      me: Because using pills as a crutch, instead of fixing the underlying problems, doesn't allow the brain to get back to normal. Keep in mind, we have no idea how depression gets cured. If it were a simple chemical imbalance then restoring the balance would restore normal function. But once prozac came out we stopped the research. If it were an imbalance, you wouldn't have a waiting period of several months for it to kick in, it would work immediately. The latest research I found before this report suggests the brain actually gets damaged, and restoring the chemical imbalance allows it to heal, which takes time. Once it's healed you can function normally again. However this new research/theory suggests that using medications simply buys you enough energy as you suggested to fix the problems, letting the brain return to its normal state and then probably physically healing. In short, pills are good but you have to address the cause as well.

      --

      According to this new research, depression is not a modern disease. And according to this new theory, distractions which take your mind off your problems are the opposite of helpful. They don't let you solve your problem and get past it - they just prolong the problem while making you feel better. Like a pain reliever that masks the symptoms. That was my point about pills and TV and internet and all of the toys we have today - it's easy to simply ignore that you feel bad, solve no problems, and not feel better. Not feel horrible, but not feel better either.

      A hunter-gatherer society would likely present fewer complicated issues which require problem solving. When we settled down into an agrarian society and depended on rain for crops, problem solving probably became more important.

      In my own personal experience, the thing to do when I feel the first sign of depression is to change something. I don't always know what to change, but simply cleaning the house or sorting through papers which have piled up or calling a business to work out why something isn't right - these things tend to help. Avoidance behavior seems to make things worse, which matches this theory. Doing nothing when your brain is trying to fix something for you is just working against yourself. So in my personal experience, this new theory does make sense where others have not.

    23. Re:What about suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is only a disadvantage if they kill themselves before reproducing. If the suicides tend to occur after the maximum fertile age, it might even be some kind of advantage - more resources left over for your offspring, etc. Remember, evolution doesn't give a damn about the messenger, just about the message.

      Outside of a few unlikely scenarios, I don't think suicide soon after reproduction would be an evolution advantage to primates in general or humans specifically. Many primates, and especially humans, are highly social creatures which dervive real benefits from living with others of their own species. Also in the case of humans, there is an extremely long (compared to other animals) physical and mental development stage. So even in the case of mild-to-moderate shortages, it probably would be better for the offspring to have a parent because they likely have greater knowledge and/or physical ability to obtain resources that the orphaned offspring couldn't gather on their own.

    24. Re:What about suicide by anticharisma · · Score: 1

      i disagree on the basis that in practice proper prescription is difficult and from taking antidepressants; resulting mental instability is likely, especially with abrupt cessation.

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    25. Re:What about suicide by anticharisma · · Score: 1

      i agree strongly with this wot u said except for the solution bit in the final sentance, and the altruism reason in the first.

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    26. Re:What about suicide by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I certainly feel a bit gray during the long winter month- I tend to think depression is a way that man could survive through long dark winters.

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
    27. Re:What about suicide by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      Well to be fair "mental instability" should exist before anti-depressants are prescribed and just because some people use the drug incorrectly (abrupt cessation) doesn't mean the drug itself is flawed.

    28. Re:What about suicide by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      I have several friends who are working in the field, as psychiatrists, psychologists, and counselors, and they all say that most people who start on antidepressants will in fact never get off of them. Some won't because they will always truly need them, and some because of inertia. The medical establishment that prescribes seems not to have the ethical problem continuing to prescribe medication that could be eliminated, and the patients who could go off of them probably just never find the time (it's got to be a process, and perhaps a fairly intimidating one if the drugs have made a noticeable difference in their life).

    29. Re:What about suicide by trvd1707 · · Score: 1

      I agree with your idea that drugs are only buying you time. That's why several studies concluded that medications in conjunction with talk therapy seems to work better than medication alone. Sadly, sometimes they don't buy enough time, or they might even interfere with the healing process, because a lot of young people die by suicide while on medications. There are several studies showing that people younger than 25 are at higher risk of suicide when taking certain anti-depressants. I know this too well because I recently lost a son that was taking prescribed medications under the care of a physician to suicide.

    30. Re:What about suicide by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      me: Because using pills as a crutch, instead of fixing the underlying problems, doesn't allow the brain to get back to normal.Keep in mind, we have no idea how depression gets cured.

      I disagree, we have many "cures" for depression (medication and cognitive therapy come to mind). I suppose it's more a problem of identifying the right solution for that person's specific circumstances. Of course, there's a few things that will almost always prove beneficial, such as exercise.

      If it were a simple chemical imbalance then restoring the balance would restore normal function. But once prozac came out we stopped the research. If it were an imbalance, you wouldn't have a waiting period of several months for it to kick in, it would work immediately.

      There's nothing simple about a "chemical imbalance". I also don't follow as to why anti-depressants should work immediately -- it takes time, even with anti-depressants, to build up serotonin levels in your brain. Google SSRI (the most common anti-depressant) which specifically targets serotonin -- the chemical that makes you feel happy (and if you don't believe that, go have some ecstasy). Also I certainly don't believe that research has stopped in the area of depression -- the markets worth way too much for that.

      The latest research I found before this report suggests the brain actually gets damaged, and restoring the chemical imbalance allows it to heal, which takes time. Once it's healed you can function normally again.

      However this new research/theory suggests that using medications simply buys you enough energy as you suggested to fix the problems, letting the brain return to its normal state and then probably physically healing. In short, pills are good but you have to address the cause as well.

      -

      I completely agree and would in fact suggest a combination of SSRIs to get people to a stage where they are open to cognitive therapy, then cognitive therapy, in combination with exercise, to address the cause. I strongly believe that anti-depressants without cognitive therapy will rarely produce lasting changes, but that not everyone will be receptive to cognitive therapy alone. I think of anti-depressants as a tool to increase the effectiveness of other treatments.

      -

      According to this new research, depression is not a modern disease. And according to this new theory, distractions which take your mind off your problems are the opposite of helpful. They don't let you solve your problem and get past it - they just prolong the problem while making you feel better. Like a pain reliever that masks the symptoms.

      Entirely untrue: This study says nothing as to how distractions affect depression. The only thing this study says is that depressed people are better problem solvers. You might want to read a little more in to it and infer that depression is a tool to solve difficult life situations.

      To understand why distractions can be beneficial to your state of mind, you need to have some understanding of the underlying biology. Depressing thoughts lead to more depressing thoughts and each comes with a cost. Simply put, those negative thoughts decrease the levels of serotonin in your brain & overtime, without the stimuli, the serotonin receptors begin to die off. This makes it physically impossible (almost) for you to be happy (any depressed person can tell you how this feels and how shocking it was at first to even find out you could feel this way). If not for the constant barrage of negative thoughts, this might not be a problem (of course its a lot more complicated than that, but at 2:16AM I have not the motivation).

      That was my point about pills and TV and internet and all of the toys we have today - it's easy to simply ignore that you feel bad, solve no problems, and not feel better. Not feel horrible, but not feel better either.

    31. Re:What about suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in a world without plentiful and available alcohol...
      One man fights to explain cry-for-help suicides

      This summer: c0d3 b4d means c0d3 r3d for EXCITEMENT

      B4DC0D3R
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    32. Re:What about suicide by rocker_wannabe · · Score: 1

      From personal experience I can assure you that age will begin to fix the problem of "being too smart". You will eventual start having those "senior moments" where you forget what you're doing or some detail about the task at hand. The young whippersnappers will start to run circles around you and make all that knowledge and experience you have seem irrelevant. You won't be able to push yourself as hard mentally as you once did.

      Aren't you glad that there is light at the end of the tunnel?

      --
      "Meaningless!, Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless!"
    33. Re:What about suicide by johneee · · Score: 1

      The fun thing is that apparently you're at more of a risk of suicide when you're starting to get better than when you're actually depressed.

      The problem being that when you're depressed enough, you get to this great place where you don't actually have enough resources to kill yourself, you kind of feel like it's too much effort. You also think that you're such a bad person that you deserve to feel bad, so it wouldn't be right to pull the trigger.

      When you start getting better, you get to the point where you still feel worthless, but can actually get out of bed long enough to seal up the garage doors.

      --
      - ------- There are ten kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who... Huh?
    34. Re:What about suicide by darthwader · · Score: 1

      It's quite common for depression to begin late in life, after you have already had children.

      Also, for men at least, a trait that has a small chance of great success can be valuable. If there is a trait that will kill 90% of the men who have it, but make the remaining 10% so spectacularly attractive to women that each of those men father 15 or 20 children (ideally to be raised by some other guy who thinks he is the father), then that genetic trait is evolutionally successful, even though it kills 90% of the men.

      It's the same idea as risk-taking in men being an evolutionary advantage. It doesn't matter if a trait is good for an individual, it matters if it is good for the entire group which has that trait.

      PS: I notice that the parent post didn't actually mention evolution, so I may be answering a completely different question. But I think it's an interesting answer, even if it doesn't apply to the question asked. :-)

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    35. Re:What about suicide by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      ...depressed people kill themselves...

      Yeah, but before or after breeding? It makes a lot of difference.

      On that note, I notice that my kids often do things that add to my stress/increase my depression...

      --
      That is all.
    36. Re:What about suicide by Headrick · · Score: 1

      It is my understanding that in general truly depressed people do not kill themselves. It is too much effort for them. Even getting out of bed is an effort. This is why anti-depressants come with suicide warnings -- not because they cause suicidal thoughts directly but because they give the depressed enough motivation to actually off themselves.

    37. Re:What about suicide by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      The thing that absolutely drives people apeshit about me is that I don't ever deal in absolutes.

      "Will this work?"
      "Probably."
      "Probably? Probably? I need a yes or no!"
      *shrugs*
      "Jesus. How much more time do you need?"
      "I don't know how to make it any more done than it is."
      "...Wait what? I thought you said it'd only probably work?!"
      "Right."

      In my world, there are always a billion things to go wrong. If you flipped a light switch up and down 1000 times, and then asked me if the lights would come on if you flipped it one more time, I'd say "Probably" if they'd come on 1000 times in a row, and "Probably not" if they'd never come on.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    38. Re:What about suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So more likely, the pill will simply let them become content with staying in the house, or leaving it but having no friends.

      You sound like Tom Cruise.

    39. Re:What about suicide by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      seems to me like any survival advantage offered by this would be completely wiped out by the fact that depressed people kill themselves

      But do they kill themselves before they procreate? As far as evolution is concerned, this is the largest factor. Now, since the advent of social groupings and constructs, the evolution of behaviors that enhance a group's survival have become a factor, but a trait's impact on procreation volume (or lack of getting in the way of it) is still significant.

    40. Re:What about suicide by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      I have several friends who are working in the field, as psychiatrists, psychologists, and counselors, and they all say that most people who start on antidepressants will in fact never get off of them.

      Well unfortunately I couldn't find a study to indicate one way or the other, and both of our evidence just just anecdotal, but I personally know numerous people who have started and weaned off anti-depressants. It most definitely can be done.

      Some won't because they will always truly need them, and some because of inertia. The medical establishment that prescribes seems not to have the ethical problem continuing to prescribe medication that could be eliminated

      That's unfortunately true. I also think that (through no fault of their own) many GP's don't have to time to ensure that anti-depressants are followed up by cognitive therapy or lifestyle changes, which would often result on a dependence on the drug.

      , and the patients who could go off of them probably just never find the time (it's got to be a process, and perhaps a fairly intimidating one if the drugs have made a noticeable difference in their life).

      Well it can be intimidating, that's true, but that's why it's done slowly. Furthermore, the side effects of SSRIs (memory loss, loss of libido, unable to be 'happy', etc.) means many people will themselves decide when its appropriate to stop.

      But I do agree, for some people this might be a problem that will need to be addressed by their practitioner.

    41. Re:What about suicide by Nyder · · Score: 1

      seems to me like any survival advantage offered by this would be completely wiped out by the fact that depressed people kill themselves hell of a lot more than non-depressed people.

      We've been known to take others out with us, so I suggest you watch out.

      That cop next to you might be depressed and doesn't like how you dress.

      --
      Be seeing you...
  20. Ignorance is Bliss by Akido37 · · Score: 1

    I guess the fact that "Ignorance Is Bliss" is a saying, kind of implies that people always knew this.

  21. Well doh by Kjella · · Score: 4, Informative

    Honestly, we all know that there are things like "taking things too seriously" and "taking things too lightly". Depression isn't there as a cruel joke to make miserable people more miserable, it's to make sure that in a grave situation you take a honest look at the situation and deal with it. It's a natural self-defense mechanism that for example you probably wouldn't want to have sex, get pregnant and have a child in a bad situation, being a leftover from before contraception. Of course some people get too much of it, just like others want to cuddle the cute grizzly bear and don't see a problem until they make a Darwin award of themselves. Very few aspects of typical human behavior is really that irrational, though it can be really out of place in the modern world.

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    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    1. Re:Well doh by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Depression isn't there as a cruel joke to make miserable people more miserable, it's to make sure that in a grave situation you take a honest look at the situation and deal with it.

      That's not how clinically depressed people react. They take an extremely biased look at the situation (even situations that have long passed) and try to escape from it.

      You're talking about normal "depresion; aka "the blues". Clinical depression is another thing entirely.

  22. Old news by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I read this somewhere over a month ago.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  23. Re:Genius has its cost or v/v, maybe. Sometimes? by tsstahl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As opposed to the emotional effect of failing when you thought you'd blow right through it? :)

  24. Makes sense by gte275e · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This article pretty much describes me to a T. I have been suffering from depression for a few years now and whenever I get down, I definitely have the thinking patterns that was described in this post. However, after going through depression, I have decided that it is much, much better to be ignorant and happy than depressed and realistic.

  25. They forgot an important thing. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While depressive people tend to consider a problem very intensely and break it into lots of sub-problems and try to analyze what could have happened if some options were different, all those - ruminations (as the summary states) - still lead to nothing because the all the shit has already hit the fan and there is nothing that can undone that. so the thoughts go round and round and round again.

    --
    "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    1. Re:They forgot an important thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it sound like people who are depressed don't encounter new problems. Of course they do. For one, being depressed causes all kinds of problems. Moreover, since - in my experience - one can't function like other people, one has to find solutions to that problem as well. I, for example, work from home as a freelance Perl programmer because I can't just function in a normal job. I can't code for days, and then have very highly productive days. I probably on average produce the same as other programmers (and I like to think: better quality ;-) ). But now try to find a company that wouldn't have a problem with that.

    2. Re:They forgot an important thing. by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 1

      I think they're saying that there are important benefits to the depressive style of thinking. It's only a problem when it's inappropriate.

      It's similar to the instincts of gorging on high-energy foods; of being terrified of potential dangers; and of being violently enraged about intrusion into one's territory. These all have benefits in some situations that used to be more common than they are today.

  26. And pain is very beneficial to survival by nedlohs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But chronic pain is not so wonderful.

    Having an immune system is also beneficial to survival. Multiple sclerosis, not so great.

    1. Re:And pain is very beneficial to survival by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Try having arthritis, an immune disease that causes extreme chronic pain.

      I think I must be getting younger as I age, my arthritis was much worse in my late teens and early 20s. I rarely suffer from it these days.

    2. Re:And pain is very beneficial to survival by Nyder · · Score: 1

      But chronic pain is not so wonderful.

      Having an immune system is also beneficial to survival. Multiple sclerosis, not so great.

      thats because we are suppose to clean the gene pool out.

      MS would be gone if we would of just wiped out everyone that has it or someone in their family has it.

      wait, I know this is slashdot, so we talking microsoft, or something else?

      --
      Be seeing you...
  27. I would rather be happy and stupid ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having suffered from depression in the past, I can tell you that this finding brings no comfort to depressed people. I would rather be happy and terrible at solving problems than be depressed and great at it.

    1. Re:I would rather be happy and stupid ... by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss?

  28. This story.... by alvieboy · · Score: 1

    This story really made me feel deeply depressed. I guess I'll ruminate for a while now.

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    Best sig ever: SEGFAULT

  29. in other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the psych profession still has very little idea of what is going on in the human mind but they still insist on "treating" people

  30. Sweet by imgod2u · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nobel prize, here I come.

  31. But what does it accomplish... by Anarchitektur · · Score: 1

    if your conclusion to all these said problems is "everything is crap"?

  32. An expression of "Depressive Realism" by malkavian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is basically where people who are prone to depression have markedly less influence by illusiory conditions. They view the world as it is, without the rose tinted spectacles of the non-depressed.
    This gives a general predisposition towards problem solving and accurate assessment of situations, allowing the excision of the personal investment in problems, treating the problem as a more logical construct, which overall leads to better problem solving (which has been researched since the late 70s and 80s).

    However, depression being what it is, it doesn't make life around a depressed person any easier, and isn't that great for the depressed person themselves (I speak as one that's prone to that state of mind and have to be a little careful from time to time; it does make things in my favourite field of IT Business Continuity seem somewhat easier than it does for most though, with me jokingly being accused of having enough paranoia for the whole hospital).
    The trouble with "Depressive Realism" is that it's not entirely evident whether it's the realistic state of mind that brings about depression (having trouble with the normal chit chat that greases the social wheels, yet goes nowhere, is a real drag and will definitely get you down), or whether it's the depressive state of mind that leaves you more objective.

    1. Re:An expression of "Depressive Realism" by PiSkyHi · · Score: 1

      "They view the world the way it is, without the rose tinted spectacles of the non-depressed.

      Does wearing shit tinted glasses make one more of a realist ? or is it possible that the analysts who draw conclusions about depression are often unaware that seeing the world as a depressive cause is a self-fulfilling prophecy and not objective at all.

  33. New way to crack JEE. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Funny

    About a week or so before sitting for the IIT-JEE break up with your girlfriend and fall into despair and depression. Great way to boost your All India Rank and State Rank.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  34. Unconditional happyness IS the true disorder by Zen-Mind · · Score: 2

    I never considered an occasional depression a disorder and this tends to prove it; depression would just be a state of mind to help you solve the problem that caused the state of mind in the first place. To me people that are always depresses or even always happy are probably the ones suffering from a disorder.

    1. Re:Unconditional happyness IS the true disorder by anticharisma · · Score: 2

      ...Unless their life is always shit in which case they're always blue, or unless their life happens to be pretty cool, in which case a normal person would find it difficult to snap out of the persistent feelings of hapiness.

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      http://www.anticharisma.com/
    2. Re:Unconditional happyness IS the true disorder by Zen-Mind · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm, made me think of this.

  35. functionless until proved grantable by epine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ruminant depression is a different order of magnitude from end-of-universe major depression. Which do they mean?

    Sherwin Nuland on electroshock therapy

    At the other end of the spectrum, it's just a mood disorder (and working title of Annie Hall).

    Anhedonia

    Years ago I read an article about stress and the immune system. The claim was that under stress, the immune cells leave the blood stream and enter into the skin cells. Hence the collapse of immune levels in the blood stream. Stress is often associated with physical confrontation. Perhaps under this circumstance the body is more concerning about fighting off infection from skin trauma than whether the last meal was a mite tainted, or some child has picked up a sneeze.

    I haven't seen this followed up, but does it really make sense that body's response to stress is to shut down the immune system? Never to me, it didn't.

    Another great one is the doctors instructing you that "whatever your itch system conveys, ignore it".

    'Itchy' neurons tell mice when to scratch

    So we have an entire nervous subsystem devoted to itch, and our only response is to not listen?

    I read an article that the appendix is now believed to act as a pocket of gut bacteria to restart the gut after a core dump.

    And then there was the whole thing about "junk DNA" where junk is apparently a scientific word meaning "you can't write a successful grant to study this". From another perspective, at the original sequencing cost of $1 per base pair, I can feel their pain.

    I get mighty tired of the scientific meme "functionless until proved grantable". Were the scientists originally responsible for this, or the surgeons?

    How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Three, but while they're at it, they'll change the socket too.

    1. Re:functionless until proved grantable by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      >

      I get mighty tired of the scientific meme "functionless until proved grantable". Were the scientists originally responsible for this, or the surgeons?

      This meme is the result of the Theory of Evolution. The idea was (is?) that creatures evolved a new structure that would make the function of an existing structure redundant. Gradually the creature would mutate so that the now redundant structure becomes less and less functional over time until it eventually disappears completely.
      Whether or not this meme is a valid interpretation of the Theory of Evolution or not is a completely different question. It was however a prevalent understanding until at least quite recently.

      --
      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    2. Re:functionless until proved grantable by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      This is why I have a problem with the notion of "Intelligent" Design. If someone/thing did design us, they did a monumentally screwed up job.

      --
      That is all.
  36. Yeah? by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    I must have been a f*cking genius back then.

  37. Let me try this out. by damburger · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm currently doing a very complicated documentation job about a system I've not worked on previously (its essentially been abandoned and I have to put together what they've done so it can be continued). I'm going to put on a few Radiohead tracks and see if it gets any easier.

    --
    If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    1. Re:Let me try this out. by damburger · · Score: 1

      Experiment complete. Documentation just records how empty our lives are. I think I am going to ask for the rest of the day off :(

      --
      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
  38. meaning of life and existential crisis by alphamerik · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately there exists a condition of being depressed about ones function within the universe and purpose for being. What is the meaning of relationships? Is everything self gratification? Absurdism may be the only practical approach, but not everyone is depressed about petty worldy or personal things.

    1. Re:meaning of life and existential crisis by somersault · · Score: 1

      What is the meaning of relationships? Is everything self gratification?

      IMO that comes down to "personal things", because your views on them vastly affect how you will interact with others. In my current opinion there is no overarching "meaning" to anything, but that doesn't mean things can't have personal meaning. Anything going on in the world is bound to appear absurd to someone. It's funny how seriously most of us take our jobs, how nice our homes look etc. Well it's funny to us, but probably not to those who can't get a job or are working under the poverty line, etc. But so much of our social order just has no "meaning" other than the fact that it has become normal. I get that you were just being rhetorical, but I couldn't exist, sorry. This is the reason that I end up getting depressed, I take even hypothetical situations, play them out, and get sad at how fscked up everything is. Or sometimes the situations are real, and there is no escape.

      --
      which is totally what she said
  39. Is this irony? by jggimi · · Score: 1

    Because if I suffer from both obesity and clinical depression then my brain is an intelligent mess.

  40. the clarity comes from the removal of optamism by anticharisma · · Score: 1

    optamistic people are living on hope; depresso guy acknowledges that he will never everr get to bang all the hot chicks, he is right cos he's sober free from the drunkenness of optamism

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    http://www.anticharisma.com/
  41. morning brain cramp by epine · · Score: 1

    Add to my previous post masturbation and nocturnal emission: it turns out that a small amount of fresh sperm is more effective than a larger quantity of stale spumen.

    And female orgasm: the cervix mashes down on a little pocket where semen pools.

    And the bulbous bowhead of the male member: turns out to be good at removing stale/foreign semen from the vaginal tract.

    I knew I had more material, but it was locked away in another file.

    Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm

  42. Depression sells medicine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are supposed to dwell,be sad, and sometimes feel depressed. A good diet and plenty of water/exercise will balance out the feelings and help you reflect. Meds and quick fixes are to be avoided.

  43. Did anyone else read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Paul Thomas Anderson the first time they saw the summary?

    I was like "you'd know all about depression, you wrote Magnolia."

  44. These thoughts are called ruminations by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I like the idea that depressed people can have deeper thoughts than everyone else just by calling them some fancy name. I bet that helps them feel better about how shitty their lives are. It's no wonder that Thesaurus and Therapy both start with TH. THPBBBPPP!

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    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  45. This explains the PHBs of the world by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    If my PHB is trying to make me miserable, it's just so I'll have higher mental faculties. Of course, if I fail to show a sunny and cheery disposition despite my misery, I'll be marked down as having a bad attitude.

    Of course, all this can be solved by being one of the 10% of Americans who are on happy pills.

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  46. Nothing new under the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The old adage still rings true - Ignorance is bliss

  47. also, this article is the first ive heard depressi by anticharisma · · Score: 1

    also, this article is the first ive heard depression described correctly in comparison to my views and in contrast to the absolute bulshit misinformation pharma-company propaganda that currently permiates the zeitgeist of western society. "ask your doctor if XYZ is right for you" depression is the mind telling us theres a problem and putting us in a mode that is motivated to solve in a meaningful way the prob at hand. Antidepressants are WRONG cos they shut off this vital bodily mental function and cause things like the colambine naughtiness... Read my article on this issue here http://www.anticharisma.com/zeitgeistyettobecomezeitgeist.html [anticharisma.com] cos I really reckon I know what im talkin about here, and I came to my analytical conclusions about depression during a mental rumination process conducted while I was in the grips of depression...

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  48. This means that it is... by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

    time to go off my meds...

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    Just because you are paranoid does not mean that no-one is out to get you.
  49. Advantages... by Jedi1USA · · Score: 1

    ....like the ability to listen to Emo music without wanting to jam pencils into your ears?

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    1. Re:Advantages... by russotto · · Score: 1

      ....like the ability to listen to Emo music without wanting to jam pencils into your ears?

      It's not that you don't want to, it's that you figure out that it won't help and will harm beyond the very short term, so you don't do it.

  50. Re:Outlook Orientation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that what we now call how people feel when stuck with using Microsoft mail programs?

  51. Maybe by deuterium · · Score: 1

    It's human to say that something serves a purpose. The body is just a continuing mess of chemical reactions, none with a specific design. People have made similar claims of benefit about autism and schizophrenia, too. They confer logic and creativity. It doesn't change the fact that they're also significant handicaps.

    I also have to question just how depressed the study participants were. Having been clinically depressed twice, my experience was one of blank, dreary shutdown. True, I didn't have an overly optimistic external viewpoint, but I also had an overly negative self-narrative. I was irrational. Fortunately, I couldn't summon the energy or focus to think about much of anything anyway.

  52. I'm really awfuly glad I'm a Beta by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see a ton of people like this in my day to day work and since they have a narrower view of the world (who knows if this is actually less intelligence or not though I often interpret it that way) they are much happier.

    "Alpha children wear grey They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfuly glad I'm a Beta "

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    Beta is broken and the link to classic doesn't work. Stop wasting our time or there won't be anybody left here.
    1. Re:I'm really awfuly glad I'm a Beta by gnick · · Score: 1

      I've already posted here otherwise I'd help you on your inevitable path to a '+5'. Half the posts on here (including my priors) could be eliminated by that single Brave New World quote.

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    2. Re:I'm really awfuly glad I'm a Beta by msimm · · Score: 1

      'Dumber' people sublimate their needs. Smarter people analyze them. It seems like we often have problems prioritizing when or what we analyze, which itself is actually kind of 'dumb'. Balancing analysis and sublimation is difficult. I certainly don't do it very well, but the few times I have or do I'd describe as peaceful, similar to happiness but with a underlying and searching self-awareness.

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    3. Re:I'm really awfuly glad I'm a Beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brave New World reference (A. Huxley) for the uneducated. Sad, but this must be done these days. Carry on.

  53. OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so what if you're depressed and you smoke a lot of pot? Does that balance you at NORML?

  54. This news came just in time! by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

    And to think wanting to put a bullet in my brain is actually a sign of efficient programming.

    I'm working on a project that follows the hand off of 150 million dollars worth of application source code. As I was reviewing the software I found several remarks. Two were:

    ' I don't know why I have to include this in the program
    ' but it's the only way it will work

    ' For some reason I have to put this in here to keep
    ' from getting an exception error

    The last one is a keeper because we still got the exception error until it was fixed.

    Jimmy Hendrix was obviously not a programmer.

  55. Problem Solved by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, I solved the problem of overpopulation. But nobody cares and somebody will steal my solution anyway, so now I'm going to kill myself.

    I'm so depressed.

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    1. Re:Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I solved the problem of overpopulation. But nobody cares and somebody will steal my solution anyway, so now I'm going to kill myself.

      I'm so depressed.

      That's one small step towards ending overpopulation. Thanks for doing your part!

    2. Re:Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the solution to overpopulation, is knowing the solution and getting depressed about it, so you're adpt to kill yourself, thus lowering the population?

      Somehow the Catcha "Absurd" is very fitting....

    3. Re:Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In summary:

      Depression is the solution to overpopulation.

      The "cognitive advantages" that those obviously-not-depressed researchers are talking about will most likely only help depressed people not fail miserably at killing themselves.

  56. Coping methods are not guaranteed by erroneus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When people are depressed there can be considered two types -- 1) survivors and 2) dead

    The dead are people who are actually dead or pretty much on their way to that end. Those remaining are survivors. To become a survivor, one has to adjust and adapt. Closing down the emotional parts of the personality is just such a coping method that works for many who would otherwise be ruled by their less stable emotional components. The observations made are essentially looking at "what's left over" when the emotional part of a personality is suppressed.

    As another commenter pointed out, depressed artists use their more intense and unstable emotional core to enhance their works. So the result of depression is not always becoming more analytical and good at problem solving, but rather, it is a common result found when all other aspects of a personality are controlled, limited or suppressed.

    And those that do not manage to control, limit or suppress their emotional components end up in jail, mental institutions or dead and generally progress beyond simple depression (meaning they no longer fit into the category of "the depressed") into much more dramatic categories.

    1. Re:Coping methods are not guaranteed by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      I don't find depression makes me any more analytical, it makes me much more creative. I write better music, lyrics, poetry, hell, even D&D campaigns when I'm depressed. I've learned to use my depression and channel it into useful outlets rather than just mope about something.

    2. Re:Coping methods are not guaranteed by erroneus · · Score: 1

      When someone says "when I'm depressed" as if to say sometimes they are and other times they are not, are not "depressed" in the clinical sense. Please google around to learn what depression is.

    3. Re:Coping methods are not guaranteed by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      The article isn't specifically talking about clinical depression but about the mood and how it effects the brain while under that influence.

    4. Re:Coping methods are not guaranteed by russotto · · Score: 1

      When someone says "when I'm depressed" as if to say sometimes they are and other times they are not, are not "depressed" in the clinical sense. Please google around to learn what depression is.

      The answer is... no one knows. The whole "chemical imbalance" theory is without foundation; yes, we know we can twiddle someone's mood by twiddling with their neurotransmitters, but that doesn't mean we're actually getting at the cause of the depression.

      However, even if you accept the prevailing theory, unipolar depression most certainly can be episodic; you don't have to be in a depressed state all the time to fit the diagnosis.

    5. Re:Coping methods are not guaranteed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So agree...I have lost too many friends to depression and very nearly my own life. I was taught by a victims compensation tribunals clinical psychologist that my disassociation of emotions after a bad assault (rescuing a friend from DV) was my brain protecting me. I learnt to not react if the emotion spilled out but to reach out to my loved ones for help when I couldn't cope - before I got to the point of no return. I am a survivor but I do more than just survive now - I live! I had depression quite young but unrecognised and untreated...then after the assault developed PTSD and that morphed into Long term depression and anxiety...my brain just won't produce enough seratonin anymore, however I know it is my intelligence and resourcefulness that has kept me alive - along with a lot of love (even when I couldn't see or feel it).

  57. Vertebrate eye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't want an eye with vertebrae. I'll stick with the beam.

  58. Thank you, Stinky Wizzleteats by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 1

    "The little critters of nature... they don't know they're ugly!"

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    You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert until you read it in the original Klingon.
  59. Not a bag of chips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In light of this article, a lot of you guys are trying to make depression seem like an eye opening experience. When I'm depressed, it's true that I tend to get lost in deep thought more often, and the rose tinted goggles are definitely gone, but it's more like they're replaced with shit tinted specs. I tend to think I'm worthless and can't do anything, that no one wants me around, and that everything is being designed for my failure. The end result is that I'm demotivated and I don't want to do anything. That's what depression is, not a fun day at camp fucking intellectual as everyone seems to want to believe it is.

    1. Re:Not a bag of chips by anticharisma · · Score: 1

      but depressiion is a powerful thing that disillusions the depressed person. Depression sweeps away the rose coloured glasses and demands proof and facts that indicate success, before it will allow the depressed person to feel positive. its an evidence based thing and thats why that study claims depression improves objectivity. I find there is some power in depression, because it gets me closer to what i want to know. I say this while keeping in mind the pervasive requirement to be positive that society insists upon as the context to daring to acknowledge to yourself that your depressed.

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  60. Heads, Tails ... or on its Edge by Athanasius · · Score: 2, Informative

    From a long experience with various SSRIs, an nSRI, an anti-psychotic and a beta blocker (and now an anti-convulsant with alleged action against anxiety, but it's too soon to draw conclusions on that one yet) I can tell you that the coin can also land on its edge, i.e. the medication does sweet fuck all other than a few side effects at the start and possible withdrawal symptoms if you come off it too quickly (thanks Venlafaxine for that lovely 'rollercoaster' effect).

  61. on a good day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As emotion in the extreme (love, hate, happiness, sadness) can be all consuming to ones thoughts, it kinda makes sense it's possible depression (lacking interest and ability to be stimulated) where one is void of emotions may in enable thoughts to be freed and consciously focused more accurately.

  62. News for Nerds? by masmullin · · Score: 1

    How is this related to technology... ahh dont bother replying, I just dont care anymore.

  63. Competency of Abraham Lincoln by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many historians regard Abraham Lincoln as one of the best presidents the United States has had.

    Turns out he had many characteristics of a depressed individual, which perhaps would have given him clearer insight into the issues of his day.

  64. oh yeah, great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...but it's not new.
    Human yet knows that for ages, i.e in TaoÃsm that's what is called "contemplation" (the same word very takes sense at least in french)
    It's a constructive and no-productive (hehe) part of life that aims in understanding how the world rolls. Do you remember opium smokers ?
    I think science mainly usefull to formerly validate what we unconsciously already know.. great..

    it's joyful, but it's really not new for me.

      I also happen to have a 148 IQ
    Yeh, me 2, I are 940 IQ end I haz been diagnosed clinicly dead

  65. Stress as a factor? by SaXisT4LiF · · Score: 1

    From the description of the study, it sounds like this effect could be due to stress rather than depression and the two just happen to be correlated. When you encounter a complex problem, how would you describe your emotional state? depressed or stressed?

    The study notes that stressful life events have been shown to induce depression, but their analysis does not seem to control for stress as a potential factor.

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  66. bummer. by ecoshift · · Score: 1

    whoa, that's depressing...

  67. Did anyone else read that wrong? by liquiddark · · Score: 1

    I read "everyday activities such as eating and sex" and thought "one of those is not every day on Slashdot". On consideration, it's not every day just about anywhere.

  68. Obsessive Compulsives are obsessive and compulsive by sonnejw0 · · Score: 1

    So we have a Scientific American article telling us that Obsessive Compulsive people (a trait shared among those clinically depressed) are obsessive and compulsive? Holy crap! I knew that the grant stimulus was handing out money like a paedophile hands out candy, but I had no idea ... I need to get me some of that!

    (Yes yes, I'm trivializing the findings and I'm sure/hope there is much more to it than that, but that's the kind of comment you get from a guy who only read the summary)

  69. Re:Genius has its cost or v/v, maybe. Sometimes? by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

    So you just took the Mensa test? Only an hour and you're done right? You should have taken the WAIS. 4 hours of ever harder questions of many different types. At the end, I got TOTALLY depressed, so I scored 138 and was able to become a member of Intertel. 99th centile instead of 98th for Mensa :-)

  70. seems backwards by xmousex · · Score: 1

    virtually every major problem ive run into in life is solved by letting go and walking away from it for a time and focus on other things. then when i return to the problem later i usually have the answer worked out or i can make a fresh approach toward the solution.

    if i took the depressive approach described in this article i suspect i would have problems solving even the most basic of problems. it sounds like depression is a refusal to allow the rest of your brain to do its job. ?

    1. Re:seems backwards by anticharisma · · Score: 1

      Nah cos I see depression as the symptom of one being aware of but powerless to fix a serious problem in their life that they are inescapably confronted with. The thing about depression is that the sufferer is basically trapped and hasnt the ability to distance themselves from a seemingly unsolvable problem.

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  71. Depressive Realism... by kj_kabaje · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is well known and documented already. Knowing about reality can be a real downer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depressive_realism.

  72. Depression or Anxiety, Which Would You Prefer? by srobert · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a history of dealing with depression that goes back many years. It comes and goes. But lately, I have succumbed to levels of anxiety that are wholly unfamiliar to me. It seems that the only way to reverse the anxiety (besides Xanax) is to revert to a more depressed state. The depression actually feels comfortable by comparison. I suppose that's because I'm used to it.

    1. Re:Depression or Anxiety, Which Would You Prefer? by russotto · · Score: 1

      But lately, I have succumbed to levels of anxiety that are wholly unfamiliar to me. It seems that the only way to reverse the anxiety (besides Xanax) is to revert to a more depressed state.

      They have a pill for that too.

    2. Re:Depression or Anxiety, Which Would You Prefer? by lbalbalba · · Score: 1

      Actually, Lithium doesn't address 'regular' depression or anxiety, instead it makes people with heavy mood swings (heavy, unrealistic ups, followed by heavy downs, followed by... you get the idea...) more 'stable', with lower, more realistic 'ups', and higher more 'normal' downs. Some antidepressants do address anxiety as well though, like for example Anafranil (Clomipramine) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clomipramine or Seroxat (paroxetine) .

    3. Re:Depression or Anxiety, Which Would You Prefer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the same problem. I just got a pretty huge dosage of xanax to help with it, but I *hate* the way that xanax makes me feel.

      One way to curb the bizarre feeling that the xanax gives me is to immerse myself in a problem...this time around, have chosen psychology (beautiful, eh?). Before that it has been music, computer science, programming, etc. etc.

      Use it to your advantage ;-)

      I know it isn't that simple. In reality, it is more along the lines of immersing myself in a lot of alcohol, and a lot of drugs (and sometimes both at the same time...which is a terrible, terrible idea). The drugs and alcohol make me feel *crazy* and that is a fucking bad place to be. Drowning myself in a topic helps me feel normal. Getting lost in a text is, for me, like sticking my fingers in my ears and go "la la la la la" to my brain.

  73. the article ofc by LeonN · · Score: 1

    Yea it might, but whats the point of it all?

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  74. Don't say... by Joebert · · Score: 1

    ... I never told you so.

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  75. No sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Giving sympathy to depressed people doesn't lift them out of their depression. It just reinforces the secondary gain, subtly conditioning their unconscious mind to depress them whenever they feel like they would like a little sympathy.

    Depressed people don't do this on purpose, of course. Nobody gets addicted to a secondary gain on purpose. Nobody even knows they are doing it. That is why it is "unconscious." They don't sit there and think "I should make myself feel sad and miserable, even though I hate feeling sad and miserable, because when I authentically feel sad and miserable (and am not faking it), only then do other people show me some affection and make me feel good." Though some of us would like to pass judgment on them; telling ourselves stories about how they are doing this on purpose; the fact is they usually have no idea this is going on.

    I understand that being depressed sucks. I was depressed for a solid two years after a bad break-up. It was the worst two years of my life. Receiving sympathy from my friends didn't help. It seemed to them like the depression-originated things I did and said were fishing for sympathy, so they kindly complied. But I was depressed again the very next day. They had tried to treat the symptom, but that did nothing for curing the disease, and it just made me feel even worse for my inability to stay happy.

    If you are depressed due to a chemical imbalance, then take your meds. That will do much more good for you than using blogs to show the world how depressed you are. No amount of sympathy will lift you from your state...it will just more deeply entrench you in the long run.

    If you are depressed, like I was, over a specific event, then skip the meds and find a way to move beyond. THAT hole is one you dug yourself (not by causing the event, but by remaining emotionally addicted to it), and only you can climb out of it.

    But either way, don't be a pity-suck. It makes the depression worse and it makes you pathetic. And don't cater to those who beg for pity...because they also beg for pain...and all you actually accomplish is a worsening of their problems.

  76. You're also narcissistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to trigger an episode - please don't hurt yourself. Depression has many forms, but the most common is caused by extreme egoism. You're not as smart as you believe.

    1. Re:You're also narcissistic by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble but you don't know what you're talking about.

    2. Re:You're also narcissistic by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the other way around. Read Alice Miller's "Drama of the Gifted Child"

      Grandiosity is just one of the common ways people cope with feelings of insufficiency. For example, constantly needing to fish for opinions in order to reassure oneself, or being a huge ass to push people away before they can reject you. Or acting like a loner so that other people don't depend on you so you don't let them down. Etc, etc.

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  77. that sort of makes me happy by bodland · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess.

  78. Cognitive Advantages May Provide Depression by Herr_Skymarshall · · Score: 0

    OMG!!

  79. Cheer up, Marvin! by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Not only is depression (in others) useful, it gives billions of airheaded Trillians something to do while they're torking off their daily boyfriends.

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    ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
  80. Cynicism =/= depression by bbasgen · · Score: 1

    Many posters seem to be attempting to justify their "depression" as being somehow reflective of a more accurate world view. Firstly, I think most folks are actually expressing cynicism, and not depression. While external events may trigger depression, the source is internal -- lack of self-confidence, desire, hope for one's own future, etc. Cynicism, OTOH, is a pessimistic world view such that one can justify actions being meaningless in a world where everything is going to go wrong anyway.

    Secondly, it is problematic to correlate ignorance with happiness, without a pretty shallow view of happiness. The concept of happiness itself is a pervasive problem, because it is presented as some obtainable ideal, when it is nothing of the sort. Happiness and sadness are a natural part of the ebb and flow of life, you can't miraculously obtain one without the capacity for the other being ever-present. It is far more useful to consider things from the point of view of contentment, or put another way, acceptance. Cynicism or optimism, for example, are rejections of the view that there is balance in the world, and instead posit some sort of universal constant towards one direction or the other. The problem, of course, is that their premise will at times not come to fruition, and significant distortions are necessary to continue to justify the world view.

    In summary, depression and cynicism are not necessary states for intelligent people. They are certainly ever present phases, but think of this as an excuse for philosophical exploration. In other words, we get to these places because whatever constructs we had for a world view didn't quite work out. Time for reassessment, and another attempt.

    Disclaimer: I'm a Daoist. ;p

  81. Rumination is crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, it's the most broken-down, circular, pointless plodding thought process I've ever encountered. I've known plenty of people with a range of minor-to-more-signifiicant mental health problems and ruminatory thoughts, and all their ruminations have never got them anywhere. Not one of them, not once, ever got to the root of those endless problems they chased their own tails round in circles in for ages and ages, and TBH most of the content of their ruminations and apparent insights was just vacuous, trite or meaningless. Time spent ruminating is time completely and utterly wasted, you get far better results by giving up the hopeless illusion of control and accepting you're just never going to have all the answers to everything in life. It may perhaps aid your performance at some low-level sensory-cognitive tasks, but that doesn't scale up to any greater ability to deal with real-world scale and life-choice problems.

  82. Really (not surprised)? by AnAdventurer · · Score: 1

    I tend to think that most people live lives that really suck. (I am not being funny, face it; 9 of 10 people would rather be doing something other then what they are doing at any given time. See: WOW and 2nd Life) There should be no surprise that when you have a group that biologically/chemically can not rationalize they boring/bad/unhappy life they may be a bit smarter then the rest of us cow to the slaughter. It is well known that many brilliant people do not sleep as much (Leonardo da Vinci reportedly sleep only about 2 hours a night). Clinical depression is often tied to serotonin uptake issues, the very same stuff that helps us sleep makes us happy when we are in out little cubical waiting for 5 PM. Being our collective and profound, underwhelming knowledge of how the entirety of the human brain works it's not surprising that there is a link there. I can't wait to hear more.

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  83. me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Depressed people often think intensely about their problems,'

    Me too! But instead of the dull outlook on things I look for the good things.

    I don't recall where I heard it but I like to try and live by the following model.

    --If something is bothering you, instead of worrying about it do something about it. If you can't do anything about it and it is out of your control, don't worry about it, it's not going to make it better.--

    If you can follow that you should be one happy person.

  84. Whatever you do... by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

    Don't let your managers find out about this.

    1. Re:Whatever you do... by anticharisma · · Score: 1

      True. Society tolerates no negativity, despite negativity being half the coin lurking in all peoples subconscious.

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  85. Mentats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our depressed mentat overlords! No, seriously, depression decreases the amount of brain tissue of a patient in a measurable way. This whole thing smells like scientology, really.

  86. Depression is genetic... by nulled · · Score: 1

    Some have commented that you think deeply, you know how things really work, and you get depressed.

    But, that sort of depression is temporary, as your brain is able to release Oxytocin and correct itself. Those that do not release enough Oxytocin feel more pain and are more sensitive to things, so get depressed, and stay depressed for longer. While those that produce the chemical for the brain to rebound and cope faster.

    If you as a child grew up in a bad situation, like abuse and so forth, may become depressed. Depression is inner rage, while others extroverted will rag out on the world and on others, instead on themselves.

    On the other hand, like another commenter has states, there is no real proof of which came first. It's a chicken and an egg problem.

  87. Yeah, right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually *am* suffering from depression for quite a few years now, and the only problem im constantly trying to solve is how to kill myself in an humane as possible fashion. Which I would hardly consider any kind of 'cognitive advantage'.

  88. Depression thoughts by Love2think · · Score: 1

    The world doesn't go for us the way we'd like it to go so boom.....depression. We lose someone important in our lives to death (parent/spouse/child) [the world isn't going the way we'd like it to go] and boom.....depression. Depression is a creation of our mind. That same mind has an incredibly complex and powerful way to deal with good emotions. The overwhelming majority of these types of difficulties (and I'm not speaking of those with an observable deficiency in seratonin or some type of psychosis) comes from things not being how we thought they would be. How many of you thought you'd be someplace in your life at a certain age, only to get there and feel sad because you never made it as big as you'd hoped? Not to grandstand but Buddha spelled out how to deal with all this reality smeality (my word) about 2400 years ago and that's to understand that there's nothing that's "real." Form is emptiness and emptiness is form. Learn to control the mind and you life will follow. Others have mentioned how they'd trade what they had to be dumb and happy.. Christianity too also says in their bible (and I'm probably paraphrasing)...Lest you become as little children, thou shall not enter into the Kingdom of God. (~2000 years ago) I've not seen too many depressed little children. I have a 7 mo son who's always happy just to be held in mine or my wife's arms. It's all about training the mind and maybe, just maybe, watching a little less tv that tells you you're not ok and that you have to buy this or something is wrong/missing with you!

  89. Re-order vs. dis-order, effect as cause by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    The generalizations in TFA are misleading. People with clinical depression do not process much of anything, and dwell mostly on the negative aspects of their emotional and behavioral states. People with genetically mediated depression (ie. those for whom drug therapy is appropriate) may adapt to it, and learn to process things in a manner that fits the emotional state, that state being strong enough to overpower cognitions without such emotional baggage. But these are adaptations to adverse states, not adoption of cognitive styles that while processing promote consistent behavioral and possibly emotional states. Thus, it would be more appropriate to say there are people who, when approaching a problem that requires prolonged hierarchical analysis, fall into a cognitive state with attendant emotional and behavioral states that appear as though they are depression. People prone to depression may also be prone to adopting this processing style, but it's probably over-reaching to say that depression causes it (or depressed people think this way).

    Although there are people for whom a particular state is problematic, it is not the state that is the problem but rather the person's inability to control it and/or their life, particularly those things that the state makes difficult to contend with in real life. For some, a particular cognitive state may produce in them a set of behaviors that produce problems, or that others consider to be problems, while serving the purpose of processing information in a certain way. There are some people who, when trying to solve a complex problem, will take in all they can about it, then go on with life and not think about that problem. Later, a solution will emerge seemingly of its own accord. This intuitive problem solving approach allows these people to solve problems more efficiently than they could have otherwise, and may not have been able to at all. This style of partitioned attention has positive effects in solving some problems. However, the effort of keeping one problem solving process operating in 'silent mode', and of maintaining the separation from other processes, puts a strain on the attentional system. This is sometimes called the attention bottleneck. When this happens, the person's behavior appears to indicate that they are unable to maintain their focus on things.

    In order to solve a problem the person chooses to be a little scattered for a while. They exhibit a temporary deficiency in their attentional system but can override it easily when necessary. There are also persons who tend to process things in this way due to their psychological and/or physiological make up. They are less able to override the state, and exhibit the 'scattered' state more often and more obviously. Rather than a 'temporary deficiency in their attentional system' it is more accurate to say that they have an attentional deficit.

    And there you have a parallel example to TFA where a cognitive style and a problematic behavior range coincide, but differentiating the cases of cause/effect (frequently with less control) and common correlation (more frequently with better control). This should help illustrate that it is more accurate to consider certain states, and not an entire person, to be disordered, as well as the fact that adoption of things that change one in a significant manner should be considered re-ordering rather than dis-ordering. Furthermore, it should be the person themselves who makes the determination as to whether the state produces in them a disorder due to it causing problems in living, rather than other people or even themselves coming to that conclusion because the resulting behaviors happen to fit a pattern seen in people who also exhibit those behaviors and have significant life problems caused by them.

    So, people who use a cognitive process that runs in the background and produces a result seemingly automatically sometimes exhibit deficits in control of their attention. But people who exhibit deficits in control over their attention may may or may not be us

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  90. Oxytocin ? by lbalbalba · · Score: 1

    Are you sure that you don't mean serotonin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serotonin#Antidepressants, which is one of the main factors involved in depression ?

  91. It's a Pretty Good Description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm diagnosed with major depressive disorder. See a therapist regularly, go to group therapy, and have been on all sorts of meds forever (although I decided to try getting off them yesterday, in consultation with my psychiatrist).

    And yep, that up there is pretty good description of the way I think.

    Depression still sucks, though. :(

  92. Depression is not a disorder by PriceIke · · Score: 1

    FTA: Research in the US and other countries estimates that between 30 to 50 percent of people have met current psychiatric diagnostic criteria for major depressive disorder sometime in their lives. But the brain plays crucial roles in promoting survival and reproduction, so the pressures of evolution should have left our brains resistant to such high rates of malfunction. Mental disorders should generally be rare -- why isn't depression?

    Because depression is not, fundamentally, a mental disorder. It is wired into every human brain .. anyone subject to repeated setbacks, social neglect or ostracism, or trapped in an unpleasant situation with no solution will likely begin to suffer depression. The brain 'shuts down' (http://psychweb.cisat.jmu.edu/ToKSystem/My%20ToK%20Papers/BSM%20Final.pdf) so as to minimize emotional risk as well as consumption of resources. If we were pack animals, the animal would remove itself from the pack and thus the safety in numbers, to either starve or be taken by a predator. That way the pack doesn't waste time supporting a 'useless' (at best) or 'parasitic' (at worst) member of the pack.

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  93. I understand this by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Funny

    I get soooo depressed whenever I attempt to solve the problem of how to get Noureen DeWulf, Jessica Alba and Rose McGowen into bed (either individually or all at the same time).

    Any help out there appreciated.....

    1. Re:I understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get soooo depressed whenever I attempt to solve the problem of how to get Noureen DeWulf, Jessica Alba and Rose McGowen into bed (either individually or all at the same time).

      Any help out there appreciated.....

      They always say suicide isn't an answer. Having read your contribution to this discussion, however, I think it might help my depression if you would kindly kill yourself.

    2. Re:I understand this by tuxicle · · Score: 1

      You just need to break the problem down to individual parts...

  94. Sounds like cost saving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds to me like they're saying depressed people must be so super smart that they'll be able to think their way out of all their problems and stop being depressed. They are clearly not depressed, since they're so fucking stupid to actually think that.

    The new cost-saving treatment for depression will be telling people to go solve all their problems and stop being depressed. Well, at least that's better than the current system, where you will do/take all kinds of crap, until you're so fed up with that that you'll be telling everyone you're relaxed and happy, because you can't be bothered to talk anymore to some clueless moron who's advice will be "think positive".

  95. Being depressed. by neo · · Score: 1

    Catatonic depression basically shuts me down to the point where I'm not capable of doing anything, which is good because it's at these times that I realize that life is worthless, shitty, and without redeeming value. If I had any inertia I'd kill myself. This is the worst of the sin wave.

    During the "normal depression" I just want to be alone and I find no joy in life. However anything that is escapist is appealing. I write stories, poetry, paint, and otherwise find outlets for creativity. It's all stuff you'd get really depressed if you saw, but there it is... the world deconstructed.

    Then there are the times I'm feeling well. This is freedom like most people will never know. Remember that scene in Fight Club where he tells the guy that if he doesn't follow his dream he'll come back and kill him and then says something like "tomorrow his breakfast will taste better than anything you or I have ever eaten"? Well that's what it's like. The high of the sin wave. I can't even remember what depression is like... or even that I have it. All things feel good and life is wonderful. All my relationships have started in these phases. Hypo-manic, in a way.

    I score in the top 99% for analytical thinking (for my age).
    In the third grade I scored 152 on an IQ test.
    I can solve most problems without actually thinking about the steps required. I just "know".

    And yet, today I wanted to step in front of the subway train.

    1. Re:Being depressed. by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      Hi, I'd like to read some of the stuff you wrote.

      I also use poetry and stories as a "way to let it all out", and I'm interested in checking out how it works for other people. Another way for me is to get another job (besides the primary one) or engage in other activities, to keep my mind loaded.

  96. Thanks For The Advice; I'll Get Depressed To Win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    up to U.S. $7 million if I solve all of the Millenium problems.

    Yours In Valium,
    Kilgore Trout

  97. Voodoo Science by johnos · · Score: 1

    TFA is nonsense. Full of generalizations, suppositions and voodoo. They make no distinction whatever between different types of depression. They don't mention physiological symptoms or account for the role of anti-depressants, ECT or other treatments in relieving symptoms. They don't deal with the obvious problem that depression can lead to suicide. The notion that encouraging rumination should have a measurable impact on the progress of the episode is laughable. Should blowing your nose more often have an impact on how quickly you recover from a cold?

    In very rough terms, there are two types of depression: transitory and chronic. Transitory depression is a reaction some people have to trauma, psychic or physical. When someone says 30% of adults suffer from depression sometime in their life, this is what they are talking about. If your marriage breaks down, you get depressed for a time. You might even benefit from focusing on your problems, but to say the depression is an evolutionary adaptation that leads to the analysis leads to benefits is voodoo. Its the same thing as saying Sickle Cell Anemia confers a resistance to Malaria.

    The notion that every human characteristic must have an evolutionary benefit is plain stupid. Its this kind of thinking that has turned Evolutionary Psychology into a joke. This article is a prime example.

  98. I don't worry by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    I don't worry now, because one day I was fixing the Dali Lama's computer when it broke. I said "Man are you going to pay me now or what?". He said I don't have any money and if I did I wouldn't give it to you, but I can give you something else instead. I thought to myself, self I gotta get something outa this deal and a little something is better than nothing. So I said OK. He said the he would put me on the fast track to the afterlife. So, I don't worry since I now have that going for me:)(: Now contemplate that with a Shenyang.

  99. There are several IQ scales by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    140 on one might be 160 on the other.

    Percentage is more useful, course you should also include the margin for error in the test as well.

     

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  100. Big diff between mild depression and depression by sandmaninator · · Score: 1

    Regular depression is debilitating in almost every way.
    Mild depression is unpleasant but has the benefit of helping some cognitive abilities.

  101. Unpredictable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I really hate about depression* is that it makes me quite unpredictable. This makes it harder for others to socialize with me, and for me when making quick decisions.

    Once I realize that I'm actually depressed, it's a minor relief, because now I know how I'll be reacting for the next few days, until the depression goes off, but that is such a relief that I instantly realize it and adjust accordingly.

    The hard part is asking yourself whether you're just sad for some reason, or depressed for no reason, and the inaction that results from your hesitation to make any decision, from fear of being depressed or manic and doing something you'll regret.

    *Besides the obvious feelings of emptiness, animosity and laziness.

  102. Depression is like an alarm system by ArunRajanPunj · · Score: 1

    Depression is like an alarm system, Frequently it tells us there is something in our life which needs to be addressed. Occasionally, it starts raising an alarm without any reason or not shut off, and itself becomes the problem. It is highly useful, but not really welcome.

  103. Cause and effect by n8r0n · · Score: 1

    Does depression provide cognitive advantages, or does having a cognitive advantage make you more likely to be depressed?

    Our society wants to call everything a disease, probably because nobody wants to take responsibility for their own problems. But, sometimes, depression is simply a natural reaction to what's happening around you.

    Personally, I consider anyone who doesn't think the world is in big trouble to be mentally defective. I think there are two reasonable reactions for those of us who do realize we're in trouble. One, be depressed. Two, stop feeling crappy and do something about our problems. However, the vast majority of our society is either depressed for completely selfish reasons (e.g. my wife is humping the UPS guy), or happy for completely selfish reasons (e.g. I have a big house).

    But for the crowd that likes to pretend we're not making our planet less inhabitable, that we're making progress towards world peace, and that we're not slaves to the world's bankers, Depression is a great way to marginalize the response of those who're actually bright enough to realize what's happening.

  104. You have misread Nietzsche by Brain-Fu · · Score: 1

    Though this is secondary to your main point (which I will not presently challenge), your selection of Nietzsche as an example is a poor one.

    Nietzsche questioned the absolute nature of truth, and repeatedly returned to a resultant affirmation of life. He found value not in abstract notions of virtue which he felt were erroneously held to be universal absolutes, nor in unsubstantial promises about an afterlife (about which he ranted often). He saw these attitudes (most popular among the religious, but also among idealists in general) to be rejections of life and, in his own words, the true nihilism.

    To put it simply, why do you value something abstract? Because you hate the real. Why do you look forward to a better afterlife? Because you hate this life.

    To someone who thinks the meaning of life lies somewhere in an abstract concept or afterlife, Nietzsche will seem gloomy. This is not because he sees no value to life, but because he sees value precisely where others do not: in existence itself. In many of his works, he celebrates this quite jubilantly.

    Nietzsche is hard to read, no doubt. His writing style is anything but simple, and his target audience is not the common man. Further, there are issues with his editor having been a racist (and having poisoned some of his writings with racism), and also with translators that didn't really understand him. If you want to understand Nietzsche, read Walter Kaufmann's essays and translations.

    Lastly, and as an aside, Nietzsche could not have raised a family...his health problems were quite extreme and made him unattractive. He in fact proposed to more than a few women and was always rejected. This did not prevent him from affirming the value of life itself, and finding encouragement in his place in the evolutionary process (seeing man as a bridge to an even greater man).

  105. What I found interesting by tqft · · Score: 1

    What I found interesting was that I am reading Vernor Vinge's "A Deepness In the Sky", only partway through.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Deepness_in_the_Sky

    The zipheads aka the Focussed. Biochemical (originally diseased induced in the Emergents) manipulation of the brian to create deep undisturbed thought on an issue.

    Originally published 1999

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  106. I have news people by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    This is it. It's not going to get any better.

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  107. Story name? by Kyont · · Score: 1

    I'd love to read this story, if you can figure out or remember the name of it. Maybe it's just the telling of this tale from Annie Hall that another poster mentioned? But it'd be great if it's actually a story, definitely worth a read. Searching Google for "woody allen happiest couple story" brings up only your Slashdot post as the first hit!

    This would be the same Woody who said, "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

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    1. Re:Story name? by AB3A · · Score: 1

      I've read at least a couple short story anthologies by Woody Allen. The only one I can remember the name of was _Without_Feathers_, but it's been decades since I read it.

      Woody Allen was a very funny guy in the 1970s. He got over it.

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  108. Opposite world by minstrelmike · · Score: 0

    I was always under the impression that thought and depression worked opposite that; they've got cause-effect wrong.
    Seems to me folks start off not thinking and many maintain that throughout life.
    Some however, do begin thinking about the world and people and the way things are right now and the way things could or 'should' be and then they get depressed.

    Depression doesn't cause clear thought; clear thought causes depression.

  109. Re:IQ by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    I'm posting as Anonymous Coward so you won't think I'm lying about my 185 IQ. As Anonymous Coward I have no (obvious) incentive to lie about it. I tested this years ago in kidnergarten, also, they gave me another brand of IQ test a few weeks later and it came out to 165ish.

    Anyways, I too have been diagnosed with depression. I think they diagnose everyone with that if they can't come up with something better. Anyways, I don't know if IQ has anything to do with it in my case, because I took some IQ tests online more recently ( as an adult ) and have scored all over the board - 104, 155, 123, 133 ( I made those numbers up, but they are similar to the actual scores which I don't remember - I made up the 185 and 165 too because I don't remember the exact scores but they were thereabouts ).

    Point being, IQ scores seem to be fairly unreliable at least in my case, and if they are effected by depression, then depression seems to have in my case driven them lower. If it works the other way with depressiveness being a cause of high IQ, then I must have been really depressed as a kidnerdgartener ( which I totally wasn't ). Maybe it's the world that makes you dumb. Or maybe it's just me that's gotten dumber. Or maybe IQ tests are dumb.

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  110. Ruminations == OCD == depression by Optimus6128 · · Score: 1

    It's hard to make a point because there are different kinds of depressions and everybody sees depression from a different perspective.

    For example, when I read in the article about ruminations, analytical thinking, being isolated to focus on a single problem, etc,. I identified with all of this. Also, I never thought I have clinical depression (Iirc, the depression that comes without any apparent reason at all, not being sad because you were dumped by your girlfriend or something) but there is some other kind of depression which in my opinion comes because of another chronic mental disease that makes your life horrible. In my case it's obsessive compulsive disorder but not the mainstream one (I don't do rituals) but the unseen one, Pure-O form of it that makes you worry and be ashamed about horrible thoughts that happened to pass through your mind.

    The keyword 'ruminations' in the article is also a primary characteristic of OCD (both the ritualistic one and Pure-O) where you are bothered with endless thoughts that go into cycles and you can't let it go. While I had the cycling worries illogical thoughts ("If I trip on the cracks a good person will die" or being bothered by sexual/violent thoughts on people or situations you wouldn't like to have them) the same ruminations went for more "logical" worries (Did I just said something that has harmed someone? What if I forgot to lock the door and be robbed?). Generally, I was overthinking and overanalyzing and worrying about things too much and even if I wanted to tell my brain to shut up it wasn't possible. Add to all these, how they also affected my social life, how I was sensitive and school and being bullied all the time, how things didn't went nice in family too and you have an accumulation of sad experiences, negative thoughts, bad memories, a complex for other people's successful life, an isolation from people, awful feelings about myself and the ruminations continue on all these parts (What am I? Why am I not normal? Why is abnormal bad? Also revolving around "I need to have a life" to "Fuck real life! It's a lie.." and never finding a point of serenity).

    They all add up and it becomes more complex, also my personality is based on these thoughts and if I could turn back and become just like the rest I would be more depressed because I wouldn't be me but what people dictated me to be (I had a lot of hate for criticism like "You should get a life! You should be just like the rest.."). It's all a complex pattern. (This kind of) depression is not weltschmerz but a result of a mental disorder that lead (or had very similar characteristics) to overthinking, deeply analyzing, worrying while the rest were just having fun in their ignorance and also a result from the social trauma for thinking and acting different than the rest.

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