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Schneier On Un-Authentication

Trailrunner7 writes "Bruce Schenier writes on Threatpost.com: 'In computer security, a lot of effort is spent on the authentication problem. Whether it is passwords, secure tokens, secret questions, image mnemonics, or something else, engineers are continually coming up with more complicated — and hopefully more secure — ways for you to prove you are who you say you are over the Internet. This is important stuff, as anyone with an online bank account or remote corporate network knows. But a lot less thought and work have gone into the other end of the problem: how do you tell the system on the other end of the line that you are no longer there? How do you un-authenticate yourself? My home computer requires me to log out or turn my computer off when I want to un-authenticate. This works for me because I know enough to do it, but lots of people just leave their computer on and running when they walk away. As a result, many office computers are left logged in when people go to lunch, or when they go home for the night. This, obviously, is a security vulnerability.'"

336 comments

  1. Effective way to keep screens locked by stefanb · · Score: 4, Funny

    A bank I did some consulting work for had a very effective cultural rule to force people to lock their machines when they left their desks: if you find an unlocked machine, pull up the email client and send a message to everyone: "today's my birthday, drinks on me after work!" (other NSFW messages left to the readers imagination.)

    Apparently, very few people left their machines unlocked more than once...

    1. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is brilliant!

      Or it would be if I, as the sysadmin, couldn't easily send email in anyone's name...

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    2. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bank I did some consulting work for had a very effective cultural rule to force people to lock their machines when they left their desks: if you find an unlocked machine, pull up the email client and send a message to everyone: "today's my birthday, drinks on me after work!" (other NSFW messages left to the readers imagination.)

      $ (sleep 600 ; cat sally.au > /dev/audio) &
      $ clear

      Ah, undergrad computer labs with Sun workstations...

    3. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screen Saver - On Resume Password Protect

      Then no one needs to think!

    4. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by DevStar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We used to do the same thing at my job, until someone quoted the employee guide to point out that using someone elses computer without permission was against company policy and potentially a firing offense. That ended that.

    5. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The bank in one of our local grocery stores has frighteningly lax security...

      There's a computer running Windows XP there, against the back wall, with the screen in plain view of anyone walking by. It is pretty much always on and always logged in, sitting at the Windows XP desktop. Usually with a couple programs minimized in the taskbar. It's also got a desktop wallpaper set with BGINFO, so it's displaying the computer name and IP address and whatever else.

      The grocery store itself stays open long after the bank closes, and that computer is sitting there logged in and vulnerable. I don't know how many people (dozens? a hundred?) walk past it in a night. There's no security gate or anything, so somebody could probably just vault over the countertop and do something malicious if they wanted to... The security cameras would probably pick that up, but it might be too late. Of course there's a distinct possibility you wouldn't even need to do that... You might be able to get something useful just by standing at one of the checkout lines and snapping pictures with a decent digital camera.

      And there's a couple more computers set up with their backs towards the customer... I assume these are for tellers to sit down and consult with people. They're set up kind of like a private consultation booth or something - maybe for folks looking to discuss a loan or whatever.

      These two computers are literally sitting on the counter top with their backs towards the customer. Sure, you can't see the screen, which is an improvement... But I bet you could slip on a hardware keylogger without looking too suspicious. People are constantly walking through or idling there, waiting for someone to finish up in the store.

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    6. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >>>if you find an unlocked machine, pull up the email client and send a message to everyone: "today's my birthday, drinks on me after work!"

      When I was in college, I used to get free printouts from people who left their computers turned-on and logged-in. For example I was part of a club that ran off ~1000 flyers each month to advertise various events. I would create the flyers in advance and then simply carry a disk around until I saw a turned-on computer. I would surf the net for a half hour, waiting to see if the delinquent student, and if not then I'd start printing.

      I bet after mommy/daddy received the $100 bill, that student learned not to walk away until the computer was OFF.

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    7. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, you are a thief?

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    8. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

      I did that, but I usually IM'd the boss with something wacky... like "Man, I'm soooo drunk right now. :-)"

    9. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by aardwolf64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course, the fun rose exponentially when two people had their machines unlocked. I would frequently carry on a whole phantom conversation.

      "Hey, let's go to lunch tomorrow"
      "I can't, I have to wax my hamster"
      "I didn't know you had a hamster"
      "..."

    10. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      So it was YOU!

      I'll be subpoenaing slashdot for your information.

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    11. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All that means is I have to watch for you leaving and get there before the screen saver kicks in.

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    12. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There's one of those at my local Kroger store, a Regions, I think. They've got the exact same setup.

      I asked about it once, they said they weren't worried: If the grocery employees didn't notice or care, walking behind the counter would trigger the alarm, plus that XP machine just had regular internet access anyway: Bankers logged into a https site to enter loan applications. I could imagine getting in and out quickly enough to install a keylogger maybe, but that's it.

      I suppose if you want to go to jail for browsing myspace though, that's your perogative.

    13. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I make a screenshot of the desktop and use that as new wallpaper.

    14. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, moron, you are basically having a charge appear on someone else's account for services you got.

      And the services are not purely electronic. You got a service that really cost someone else money.

      And on top of that, you assume I download music/other files illegally. I don't.

      So, not only are you a thief, but you are not very bright. And you jump to conclusions that are not supported by the facts.

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    15. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Velorium · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well see here, you actually created a charge for somebody else to pay. The first thing of know-how to piracy is that stealing is removing an item (what you did). Piracy is making a copy of an item (downloading). If you're trying to justify actually stealing something, do so in a way that's at least somewhat logical.

    16. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by bsharp8256 · · Score: 0

      No. What I did was no more stealing than when you (and lots of other people) download movies, songs, or tv shows. It's not real property - it's just internet data.

      Think about it. If I'm right - it's not stealing. If you're right, then it is stealing and so too is downloading/bittorenting and you too are a thief. (ponder) Ooops.

      You can't make that comparison. Internet data may or may not be real property, but paper, ink, and parents' money IS real property. If you didn't have permission to use it, it is stealing.

    17. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yeah well I was young and stupid, and didn't really think about the consequences of what I was doing. Also underage. http://nelsonhaha.com/

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    18. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that you took physical property -- large amounts of ink and paper -- that cost someone actual money. Nice troll though.

    19. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How is using physical paper and toner paid for by someone else with their money the same as downloading a digital version of a movie that you already have the VHS for, but it got chewed up when your VCR died?

      There's a very good reason why the laws of virtually every country in the world DO NOT consider downloading data to be theft.

      Because it's not.

      It's copyright infringement.

      I'm not saying it's right, or justified, or anything to do with the moral right or wrong of it. If you come out with a comment about how I'm a scofflaw just because I don't think it's stealing, you've just shown your own immaturity, and complete lack of awareness of the situation, as well as sheer arrogance in putting words in my mouth.

      The simple legal fact is, the two are not connected in any way, regardless of entertainment industry propaganda.

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    20. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by HAKdragon · · Score: 3, Funny

      The real fun is to create a new folder before doing the screenshot and then deleting it right after.

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    21. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hi Commodore,

      You again make assumptions about my behavior. I can quite honestly tell you I have not done any of the above except ad blocking, which is neither illegal nor amoral.

      You again fail to see the very obvious. You charged your services to someone else's account. This isn't complicated.

      As far as my "sinning", yes I have done things I wish I hadn't. However, you come here bragging about what you have done, and then continue to justify your actions using absolutely moronic logic. if you want to follow your "sin" analogy, then you have not "repented". While you are unrepentant, you are to be treated as though you an outside, shunned and ignored.

      The bottom line is that you stole from the people you did this to.

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    22. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't work out whether you're an idiot or a troll. Keep posting, though, because you give me a hearty laugh either way.

    23. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by suso · · Score: 1

      Who says you need to be the sysadmin? Since email is insecure and most people can't read headers anyways, anyone could do that from their own system.

    24. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or taking the shot, then moving the icons into a folder, so everything becomes unmoveable.

      I used to find computers on my campus network that had their whole C drive shared without passwords (ah, good ol' Win98). If I did find something like that, I'd leave a txt file in the startup folder to let the idiot know they could be crashed without warning because they left everything open, and gave them instuctions on how close the door.

      Though, sometimes it was just fun to put shortcuts to goatse.cx in their startup folder instead.

    25. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by nacturation · · Score: 1

      And that several reams of paper and new toner that someone had to physically replace? Your analogy would be correct if you received 1000 PDFs, but you received a physical product that costs real money to produce.

      On top of that, if the club reimbursed you for the printing costs then that's fraud as well. Or were they complicit in this scheme to rip others students off?

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    26. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by xalorous · · Score: 1

      Actually ad-blocking is amoral, but not immoral. Try a dictionary. Hell, use google if you have to.

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    27. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by suso · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Just curious what sally.au is? Can't find it online.

    28. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes well... I was 17 and stupid. I wasn't really thinking about the consequences of my actions - I just thought "free paper!" and went to work causing about two hundred in damages. I obviously wouldn't do the same thing today. ...

      Unless it was Bank of America. I wouldn't have any qualms sticking-it to that corrupt organization, especially after they stole 20 billion in bailout money from taxpayer wallets*...... stupid thieves. Plus they charged me a $30 "underlimit fee" on my account that I had emptied last month and asked them to close that same day. Grrrr. If they had closed it when I asked them to close it, there wouldn't be a fine.

      *
      * legalized theft is still theft

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    29. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Velorium · · Score: 1

      Not giving credit is actually different from removing credit.

    30. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      somebody call the whambulance. religion alert on slashdot. i repeat, religion alert on slashdot. all personnel equip yourselves with purgatory defences

    31. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cannot seriously be this fucking retarded. Nice troll I guess.

    32. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      No the club operated just like ACORN or SEIU - volunteers don't get reimbursed. You do it on your own. I quit the club after only three months because they demanded a lot from their volunteers, which I couldn't afford to give.

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    33. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Velorium · · Score: 1

      Classic.

    34. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "When I was in college, I used to get free printouts from people who left their computers turned-on and logged-in. For example I was part of a club that ran off ~1000 flyers each month to advertise various events. I would create the flyers in advance and then simply carry a disk around until I saw a turned-on computer. I would surf the net for a half hour, waiting to see if the delinquent student, and if not then I'd start printing."

      Wow, your college charged for print offs from the computer room?

      I guess it was pretty much covered on our lab fees each semester.

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    35. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

      (shrug) Still results in starving artists, due to people downloading the songs instead of paying. Maybe you think I'm not being fair, but you see it pisses me off when I hear someone say "C64love is a thief!" while you or your readers are running bit-torrent in the background.

      Hello? McFly? Hello? Anybody home? (knock knock knock). I'm sure Sally the Singer whose song you're downloading doesn't see any distinction - she simply sees her labor being stolen.

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    36. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, as to "other NSFW messages" - in my old job (where we all had superuser on an e-commerce website) if you left your machine unlocked even just to go to the bathroom - when we all were there - you were likely to "send an email to the 'world'" consisting of "I love wearing women's panties!" or "I am a sheep lover!". Needless to say, you learned *quickly* to never walk away and leave your machine unlocked :P

    37. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At one point, I put together a low-powered 40 Khz. IR transmitter and receiver that would detect when anyone was sitting in front of my computer. As soon as I got up and walked away, it would invoke the screen saver. As soon as anyone sat back in front of the machine, it would bring up the login prompt. Worked very well, actually. I'm sure some company somewhere marketed some similar security scheme, although I never bothered to look. Huh, now that you made me think of it I should go see if I can find the thing and update it for USB.

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    38. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I worked at an office where we used Baggy pantsing to achieve this same effect. It worked brilliantly until on particular manager tried to make it seem like we were causing the problem, not pointing it out. I don't think that person lasted too long though.

    39. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You used someone else's credentials so that you could obtain a physical object for free, and you caused actual monetary damages for an innocent victim. This is not comparable to a nebulous "it's not real stealing" case like downloading music or movies. You committed either theft, fraud, or both, in a very real-world sense.

    40. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Actually ad-blocking is amoral

      Why?

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    41. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So, you view this as immoral behavior, yet you admit (in other threads) to still doing this as well. Wow.

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    42. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google seems to be doing a worse and worse job of finding specific things.

    43. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by afidel · · Score: 1

      SMTP is insecure, most corporate email systems ARE secure/authenticated, that's one of the advantages. Btw I did this to our former helpdesk manager. He kept leaving his workstation unlocked despite my repeated reminders so one day I sent an email from him to his boss confessing to be an idiot who left his workstation unlocked. He came running from a meeting when he saw the message on his Blackberry. He was pissed at me but our boss just laughed and told him to stop being so stupid and to follow company policy. I'd love to be allowed to do something like the Sunray smart cards or use locked screensaver policies but whenever I've brought it up it's been shot down. Maybe now that I have a new SVP I should bring it up again.

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    44. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by timbck2 · · Score: 1

      Probably Meg Ryan's fake orgasm from When Harry Met Sally, if I had to guess.

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    45. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Why didn't you just go to the university printing office and have them do it? It would've probably either been free or reimbursed by the University's activities fund.

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    46. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. What I did was no more stealing than when you (and lots of other people) download movies, songs, or tv shows. It's not real property - it's just internet data.

      Think about it. If I'm right - it's not stealing. If you're right, then it is stealing and so too is downloading/bittorenting and you too are a thief. (ponder) Ooops.

      When I download a song (which I will readily admit to doing) I use my own disk space and bandwidth, which I paid for, to make duplicates of bits stored on another server. While I may very well be failing to pay for the song (actually, I usually do pay for it) I am not actually taking anything away from anyone. The act of making my own copy of those bits does not remove those bits from the original owner's possession. That's why it's called copyright infringement and not theft.

      You, on the other hand, made printouts. Those printouts used paper and toner. That paper and toner was removed from the printer by your hands. You took those printouts with you. You physically removed those printouts from the original owner's possession.

      You, making those printouts and not paying for them, is the same as me walking out of Staples with a box of printer paper that I didn't pay for. It is theft.

      The fact that you used another student's login to hide your actions does not make it any better.

      The fact that other human beings on this planet have "sinned" does not make it any better.

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    47. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You can get little RFID tokens that you keep in your pocket. When you move out of range of the RFID reader on the PC (about 3m away) it automatically locks the workstation and can either require a password to unlock or simply having the token back in range.

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    48. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was 17 and stupid

      Well, at least you aren't 17 anymore. 1 out of 2 isn't bad.

    49. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was fake..??

    50. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      And you believed them?

      Even if I believed that they believed what they had been told, I wouldn't believe they had been told or understood the full truth, I wouldn't believe they always followed all security precautions (like logging out when not at their desks), and I wouldn't believe that their kind of lax physical security made them safe.

    51. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      This is kind of like the car that parks in the "dangerous" areas with its doors and trunk unlocked and open.

      The "baddies" go after the property that's moderately challenging to steal, not after these. Either there's nothing worth taking or it's something they shouldn't take.

    52. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he really is that fucking retarded. Enjoy a trip through dementia sometime.

    53. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just hit Windows-L on the keyboard as I'm getting up.

      In fact, if I'm not using the computer, it's usually locked – even if I'm at my desk doing paperwork.

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    54. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....It's not real property....

      I assume you printed your brochures and flyers or whatever on virtual paper. Last time I looked, real paper and ink costs real money.

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    55. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....religion alert on slashdot....

      It's not only that most religions forbid stealing, but it's also illegal. If you were hauled into court on this confession and corroborative evidence, you would most likely be found guilty and receive some sort of punishment.

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    56. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Velorium · · Score: 1

      Obvious troll is obvious.

    57. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that other people also steal does not make you any less of a thief. And for the record, most artists don't care if you download their song because the record label is the one that stands to make/lose money in that action. Now if you snuck into a concert for free, or stole a t-shirt from the merch table, that is something the artist would care about.

      Oh, and also, not EVERYBODY downloads music/movies. Your assumtion that everyone does is not only wrong and ignorant, but still does not excuse any of your own thievery. Saying other people are bigger thieves is just a bullshit rationalization to yourself.

    58. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      I've noticed this... is my google-fu getting bad? Has google finally lost its magic? Is the internet just... too... big?!!?

    59. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>walking out of Staples with a box of printer paper that I didn't pay for.

      "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this one, because if I had known that sort of thing was frowned upon..." - George Costanza.

      What's it called when I BUY a box of paper that is advertised as $25 back via rebate, but I wait and wait and wait, but Staples never sends me the twenty five dollars. Is that also considered theft or is that merely "false advertising"? And does it really matter? The end result is still the same no matter what you call it.

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    60. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by jbezorg · · Score: 1
      Underage? Does "When I was in college" ring a bell?

      :P

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    61. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I forget the exact number, but I believe the first $20 or 200 pages was free-of-charge (per semester) and then each additional page was billed at 10 cents. Most students didn't come anywhere near exhausting their free paper allotment because back then (1990) we still did most of our work with pencil and paper.

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    62. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by lkl · · Score: 2, Funny

      One morning at the office all the files in the home directory of a colleague were missing. After digging around a bit he concluded that someone had apparently mkdir ~/.remember_to_log_out mv ~/* ~/.remember_to_log_out

    63. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Ha. Maybe things have changed (I hear today's students can get free valet service for their laundry), but my university in the 90s certainly didn't give-away stuff for free. You got ~200 free pages per semester and that was it.

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    64. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant immoral, not amoral. Amoral means "It's not a moral choice and to act or not act is neither 'good' or 'bad' in and of itself." Money is amoral, it's not moral nor immoral, what people do with it may be moral or immoral but not the money itself. As far as the "ad blocking is neither illrgal nor immoral," you are at least half correct. That said, it could be argued that ad blocking is immoral because you are gainning services at the expense of the content provider without repaying the content provider with your impression. Or if you are still causing an impression to be registered you are in effect causing the content provider to steal from the ad agency. That said, these arguments aren't very compelling to me, because that would also mean muting the televission and running to the restroom or kitchen would also be immoral.

      That said, commodore64_love's use of the scripture "Let he who have no sin cast the first stone" is misusing the Word of God to say that what he did was not immoral or illegal; when in fact it is both. To remeber the end of the story, Christ, who was without sin was then urged by the mob to take up a stone, but instead said to the woman in question, "Go and sin no more." I would urge you, commodore64_love, to do the same in regard to both Copyright Infringment and your paper theft.

    65. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's software that does this with your cellphone bluetooth. So, you walk away from the computer with your phone in your pocket (assuming you don't leave it at your desk) and the compy locks itself. Of course you need bluetooth on your computer (many laptops do). But it's effectively what you are describing with technology most people already have on their person.

    66. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by afidel · · Score: 1

      Dude, no way in hell I would pay that fee, or any fines on the fee. So what if they turn me in to the credit agencies, one bad debt like that wouldn't hurt your score much. I refuse to pay for other peoples laziness, incompetence, or corruption. I guess that's one advantage of having my financial house in order, one ding against my 800+ credit score means squat to me so anyone who tries to pull that kind of stunt loses my business and they can stuff their bogus fees.

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    67. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is brilliant!

      Or it would be if I, as the sysadmin, couldn't easily send email in anyone's name...

      Wow. Don't you feel important? Except that, really, ANYONE can send an email as ANYONE else, at ANY TIME. Here's a tip: type the following in a telnet prompt, where your ISP's mail server is called "smtp.myisp.com"

      # telnet smtp.myisp.com 25
      HELO foobar
      MAIL FROM: billgates@microsoft.com
      RCPT TO: samjones109@yahoo.com
      SUBJECT: Free drinks on the house!

      Hey! I gots my billions of dollars so come down to Joe's bar at 5:30 and drinks are on me!

      -Billie Richboy. .

      Congratulations! You've just faked being Bill Gates to Sam Jones! Wasn't that hard?

      A few times, I've gotten a cheap kick sending text messages via the SMS gateway to cell phone users from themselves. It helped out once when I had a gal friend whose ex-boyfriend was giving her grief - freaked her ex out to send messages that looked to him like they came from his phone: ("Just leave me alone...")

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    68. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      I bet she still didn't sleep with you though, but that was still a very friendly, chivalrous thing to do you little white knight you

    69. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      And the next email:

      "I don't! (wink)"

    70. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      No the club operated just like ACORN

      Well that explains a lot about your attitude.

    71. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by harl · · Score: 1

      Ahh the download is a lost sale fallacy.

      It's simply not true.

      First it's bonehead economics. At price point X you will have Y sales. As the cost drops more people are willing to aquire the good. As the cost rises people are less willing to aquire the good. Many many things downloaded are done because they are free not because they are trying to get things for free. At $5 they're just not interested in the item. There are people who download every single xbox game. They see no reason not to. Never in a million years were they ever going to buy cloudy with a chance of meatballs but for the price of a blank DL+R they'll check it out.

      Second it's a logical fallacy. If paying less than max for a product is bad then sales are bad. Amazon is bad. Blockbuster, netflix, gamefly are all bad. Anything other than paying $30 for a DVD would be wrong.

      Also I'd like to point out that it's not illegal. Possession of illegally made copies is not a crime. Making and/or distributing said copies is a crime.

      Forcing others to pay for your printouts. Most definitely a crime. One which directly took money out of their pocket and put it in yours.

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    72. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by sjames · · Score: 1

      More like if someone 'finds' your wallet and goes on a shopping spree with your credit cards.

    73. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      sally.au intitle:index-of works. The first result is actually the same site that Anonymous Coward linked to.

      My first attempt was actually "sally filetype:au" but that didn't work too well.

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    74. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by dfxm · · Score: 1

      Why is only one side of this argument modded up? MyLongNickName's posts are only insightful if we know the other side of the story.

      IMO, we need to see either both sides of this story or neither side. I vote for the latter.

    75. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > Piracy is making a copy of an item

      Tell that to the people whose ships get hijacked.

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    76. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Now there's the interesting one. Do you have a link (or links) to a manufacturer(s) or reseller(s) ? Also, do you know if these things can also be made to work on Mac and Linux ?

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    77. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by vegiVamp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yep, did that. Also changed win.ini to have shell=clock.exe.

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    78. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's also stealing, and if you're willing to pursue it you can probably be compensated. As everyone else has been trying to tell you, just because other people or organizations do things that are illegal or immoral, that does not make your illegal *and* immoral activity any more justifiable.

      Also, just because you don't listen and keep replying with the same shit doesn't mean that any of the people on the internet reading this will agree with you (and your posts will probably keep being modded down).

    79. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Seedy2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But surely you can just sit down at a locked computer, then look at the sticky note and log in anyway.

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    80. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Garridan · · Score: 1

      I challenge your assertion that ad-blocking is amoral. I block ads because I use 64-bit linux and my flash player sends CPU usage to 100% and burns up my battery. Also, ad-blocking is no more amoral than changing the channel on your TV during ad breaks, or flipping past the ads in a magazine.

    81. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever someone leaves their desk at my company, they usually "hasselhoff" him. That is, as urban dictionary quotes, putting homoerotic image of David Hasselhoff (there are plenty on google images search) on their desktop wallpaper. Some nasty examples.

    82. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Velorium · · Score: 1

      And this is where the ambiguity of the word comes in.

    83. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the student general allotment. Clubs get treated differently and have more options. For instance, a club doesn't have to pay to reserve a classroom, but other organizations that want to use university classrooms would have a fee if it is even an option. Clubs can get grants from the student activities fund which all students are required to contribute to, and grants to cover printing expenses at the university press would certainly have a very low bar to get.

      Jeez. People need to network better and make themselves aware of their resources. At the very least, talk to your club's faculty advisor once in a while.

    84. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by nametaken · · Score: 1

      That 'someone' sounds like the worlds biggest anal-retentive dickhead.

    85. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or in other words... sounds like someone from HR

    86. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by PurpleRain · · Score: 1

      There's also software to do this with a webcam here. It claims to do facial recognition.

    87. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.5693

      Not sure about Mac/Linux. The more expensive professional ones support them (as well as things like logging and two-factor security), but you can get them for as little as £10 if you just need a basic one.

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    88. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by harry666t · · Score: 1

      It's a common practice at my work place to change someone's wallpaper to a picture of Mariusz Pudzianowski (try a google image search on him). The meme started with someone changing the wallpaper on the boss' laptop, and at the moment I'm the only one working here who hadn't ever had their wallpaper changed, and I've pulled that trick off more times than the rest of our crew combined :) and yes, my coworkers learned to appreciate the "lock screen" feature pretty quickly.

      By the way, relaxed and friendly atmosphere helps a lot at work. I guess it's only possible at small companies. I couldn't imagine doing any sort of my daily work activities (chair races, pillow battles, playing volleyball, bringing guitars and jamming, etc) at any bigger firm. I spend 10 minutes on doing crazy shit and I'm more productive for the next two hours.

    89. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by harry666t · · Score: 1

      > download music/other files illegally

      And when they delegalize breathing, you're going to do what, hold your breath until you suffocate?

    90. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by harry666t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A lot of laptops have builtin webcams these days. Couple that with some simple face recognition. When the face disappears from the view, lock the screen.

      Another idea - bluetooth. Virtually all cell phones and a lot of laptops have it. A small BT adapter should cost about a few bucks. libpam-blue is already there.

    91. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by jewps · · Score: 1

      Pillow fights at work?! I'd take a cut in pay just to participate!

    92. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Don't you feel naive?

      When you enter the adult working world you will find that most companies do not rely on plain SMTP for their internal mail.

    93. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      A lot of laptops have builtin webcams these days. Couple that with some simple face recognition. When the face disappears from the view, lock the screen.

      Photo

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    94. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by severoon · · Score: 1

      Yea, commie, I have to agree with longnick. Blocking ads is like going to Vegas and taking advantage of the cheap buffets without gambling. Not immoral (ahem, "amoral", not so sure), but if everyone did it, the buffets would cease to exist.

      What you did is more like seeing a bike that wasn't properly locked to the bike rack, so you figure, OH YEA BABY. FREE BIKE.

      Except it's not a free bike. The owner made a mistake, but that doesn't mean you're not a thief. Accidentally leaving one's door unlocked is not an tantamount to intentionally giving your stuff away.

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    95. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Sancho · · Score: 1

      I think I'd notice someone running up to my monitor in order to put a photo in front of it. If the software activates within a couple of seconds of not detecting a face, that's what they'd have to do.

    96. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Sancho · · Score: 1

      I challenge you to look up the definitions of words.

      http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/amoral

      Adjective

      amoral (comparative more amoral, superlative most amoral)

      Positive
      amoral

      Comparative
      more amoral

      Superlative
      most amoral

            1. (of acts) being neither moral nor immoral
            2. (of people) not believing in or caring for morality and immorality

    97. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by booyabazooka · · Score: 1

      We have the same sort of policy at my work - unlocked machines are open to pranks. This has the nice side effect that it encourages people to learn more about Linux as they try to invent more creative trickery.

    98. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who probably either got caught with their computer unlocked a few too many times, or who got a "suggestion" from a C-level executive that had the same thing happen.

    99. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Garridan · · Score: 1

      I realized this some time after I posted that (that'll teach me to post pre-coffee). While my argument is in error, my thesis may stand: some people feel morally obliged to view ads -- for them, ad-blocking is a moral issue. Therefore, ad-blocking is not amoral.

    100. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Ahh the download is a lost sale fallacy. It's simply not true.

      Well... it's only partly true. I'd estimate that about 10% of people I know, if they did not have internet, would have bought the product on CD or DVD. So you can estimate that 10 downloads == 1 lost sale overall.

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    101. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Ahh the old "two wrongs don't make a right" fallacy. If we held true to that saying, we would not put people in jail because that too is a "wrong".

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    102. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      :-) Barack Obama used to work for ACORN.

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    103. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Biometrics are a really bad way to authenticate people, because they are easy to fake (photo, tape-lifted fingerprint etc) and because you can't revoke them. After all, if someone has a photo of you it's not like you can just change your face like you change your password or RFID token.

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    104. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by vakuona · · Score: 1

      Besides, biometrics make people the target. Instead of looking for your password, they might be looking for you. No thanks!

    105. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Omestes · · Score: 1

      :-) Barack Obama used to work for ACORN.

      Nope. He did not. He might have some ties to them (they were in basically the same buisness as him, organization) but he was never an employee of them.

      Notice: This post isn't saying anything positive or negative about Obama or ACORN, its just correcting facts.

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    106. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      It helped out once when I had a gal friend whose ex-boyfriend was giving her grief - freaked her ex out to send messages that looked to him like they came from his phone: ("Just leave me alone...")

      It sounds like it wasn't the ex-boyfriend that was doing the harassment, it was you and the girl. If the girl had really wanted to be left alone, she would have blocked the other person's phone calls, emails, and texts from ever reaching her in the first place, the last thing you would do is to try and find novel convoluted ways to contact them again.

      And by the way, unless the girl had an history of breaking and entering his premises in a psycho-killer like fashion, I do not think that the ex-boyfriend was as "freaked out" as you say he was. Curiosity picked, sure. Freaked out, I certainly doubt it. That's another thing that doesn't add up. You do not try to pick the curiosity of someone, or create drama in the life of the same someone, you're trying to get rid of. If you do, you just know they're going to use this as the latest lame excuse/motivation to try to contact you (or argue with you) again.

      Who knows? May be, you were totally selfless in this, and that was your true hidden objective all along -- to reunite the two love birds whatever it took. In that case, congratulations! What you did sounds like something that might have actually worked.

    107. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by johnshirley · · Score: 1

      On a Mac, use the Active Screen Corners feature of Exposé in System Preferences. Set one corner to start the screensaver. Then, go to the Security page and hit the checkbox next to "Require password..."

      That part's easy.

      Then you have to train your users to move the mouse over and park in the chosen corner of the screen.

      That part's hard.

      The human element will always be the weakest link in the security chain.

    108. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Group Policy implementing a screensaver that comes on after 15 minutes of idle time that is also password-protected can also work, at least for Windows-based workstations.

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    109. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine uses bluetooth devices for the same thing. If his phone or headset go out of range, his computer instantly locks. I don't think he has implemented auto-unlock, but it would probably be fairly simple to do.

    110. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1
      I bet she still didn't sleep with you though, but that was still a very friendly, chivalrous thing to do you little white knight you

      Ooooh nice sir, nice indeed! *takes off hat*

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    111. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if the discussion is on unauthentication, then the webcam or some proximity sensor is better than an idle timeout. It would be hard not to notice somebody sticking a picture of you in front of the webcam the moment you leave your chair.

    112. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Whilst this is funny, doing this is liable to risk geting you shitcanned. Banking's a highly regulated industry. PCI, DSS, etc regulations mandate levels of access security, with stiff penatlities from financial regulators and VISA, Mastercard et al. In theory this shoul dmean a mandated locking screensaver, etc, but this regulatory control is why most work places will have a policy stating that unauthorised access to another's machine is a diciplinary offence. Don't give someone the rope with which to hang you...

    113. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Golthar · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do that too at a bank I work for.
      Even better is that the appointed AYIC officer for our office has been caught twice not locking his desktop.

      And yes, it's easy to retaliate by forging email, but it loses it's effect in an IT environment.

    114. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The difference is maybe that a quick look into the header would reveal what's up, not to mention that pretty much every spamfilter I know would toss it before it even gets delivered.

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    115. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's called making up numbers.

    116. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that does not answer my question :-)

      For linux, I've in the mean time found blueproximity, which monitors bluetooth connection strenght to $device, say your cellphone. Works a charm.

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    117. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Well, yes... that's fairly obvious; he called her a gal friend, not a girl friend. You don't sleep with gal friends (trust me).

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    118. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Wow, way to jump to all sorts of wild conclusions to create hypothetical situations that probably didn't happen. I guess it was somewhat mentally stimulating to follow that train of thought, but somehow I still feel like it was a waste of my time. (Of course, that's mostly what I'm here for, so maybe it's not all bad.)

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    119. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      He never said the face unlocks it. You don't even need the correct face... "simple" face recognition = does it have a mouth, nose, eyes, and know the password? Okay. If it leaves, lock again.

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    120. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Don't use the face for the password. Just use it for the logoff. If the owner of the face knows the correct password, unlock it. Lock it again when the face goes away.

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    121. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Heh, nice. You could do that in Windows ME, too... I had a computer that crashed (explorer crashed on load, every time), and I got by for quite a while using Trillian (it's an IM client) as my shell instead. Via the hotkeys I'd already created, I could launch all of the apps that I used on a routine basis. (Eventually I got XP on it, but the Trillian+ME system lasted quite a while...)

      It was a kludgy hack, but it made me feel really geeky. Sort of like the command-line speech synthesis application I found and used to hack together a time announcement: wrote a program to invoke the text-to-speech app with the current time, and set an event in the Windows Task Scheduler to run every half-hour. Macfags, take that... you aren't the only ones with computers that can talk. ;)

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    122. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A problem with this is you don't know if the bluetooth on your phone is secure. You don't really want someone hacking it and running up your phone bill (or worse) just for the convenience of having your computer lock and unlock automatically, and there is the extra power your phone uses up by have its bluetooth radio constantly on.

      I don't know it that is still possible on new phone, but I heard about phones being hacked through their bluetooth several years ago.

    123. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by ProfFalcon · · Score: 1

      Wow did you miss the point. He wasn't recommending using your face as the unlock mechanism. He was recommending using the lack of your face as a locking mechanism.

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    124. Re:Effective way to keep screens locked by dossen · · Score: 1

      Better yet - do a screenshot of the users desktop - with apps open and all, hide all icons etc. and set the screenshot as background... :-)

  2. How do you un-authenticate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    By disconnecting. Problem solved. Next story, please.

    1. Re:How do you un-authenticate? by spydabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're the first person to address the real issue he's talking about and not the simple example of leaving a computer unlocked.

      Think of a remote connection to Remote Desktop for Windows. When does the server know when to sever the connection? Is it after some time delay of minimal activity? If it's left authenticated for time X, and the ability for the traffic to be hijacked is Y, are X and Y proportional?

      It's not as simple as I walk away from a physical machine anymore. My favorite is when an application doesn't close when you press the X in windows (upper right) or OS X (upper left). It's connections are still left open, leaving authentication on opening the application worthless.

    2. Re:How do you un-authenticate? by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My favorite is when an application doesn't close when you press the X in windows (upper right) or OS X (upper left).

      On a Mac, that closes the window, but the application is still running.

    3. Re:How do you un-authenticate? by dfxm · · Score: 1

      It's not as simple as I walk away from a physical machine anymore. My favorite is when an application doesn't close when you press the X in windows (upper right) or OS X (upper left). It's connections are still left open, leaving authentication on opening the application worthless.

      There has always been a trade-off between security and usability. A lot of times, it doesn't matter if when I click the X I don't get un-authenticated. I agree it is poor design though when you Quit or Exit an application and the app is still running.

  3. I lock my computer when I walk away by yincrash · · Score: 2, Informative

    ctl + alt + del -> k on windows, and ctrl + alt + l on ubuntu. that's all. a lot of offices also have windows security policies set to lock the screen after 5 minutes idle.

    1. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Deag · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll save you a keystroke, windows-L works too.

    2. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yup. And/or hopefully your competent sysadmins have configured (and locked down the ability to change) the screensaver timeout to a reasonable threshold of 15 minutes or so.

    3. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      ctl + alt + del -> k on windows

      For XP and newer there's an even easier way...

      WinKey + L

      Instantly locks your computer.

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    4. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by MozeeToby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Windows-L is even easier in Windows.

      I would think this is the easiest security problem in the world to solve. If no activity for X minutes, lock the PC and send an email reminder to the user that says "Hey Dumbass, lock your PC when you leave".

    5. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by rwv · · Score: 1

      Windows Button + L also locks your desktop on Windows (assuming you have a keyboard with the Windows button).

    6. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      ctl + alt + del -> k on windows

      Other than Win-L, you can save yourself a hunt for the 'K' key and realize that "Lock Computer" is the first button in the "security dialog" that pops up. Ctrl-Alt-Del-Enter works far faster since Enter on the numpad works and is a convenient location to hit it whilst standing up.

      Doesn't work for everyone (especially those where group policy disables lock) - but hitting enter to "Log Off" doesn't do anything disaterous until you hit it again (it pops up a dialog asking for confirmation).

    7. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Informative

      If no activity for X minutes, lock the PC and send an email reminder to the user that says "Hey Dumbass, lock your PC when you leave".

      Yeah, because I never sit at my desk for ten minutes on a phone call or reviewing paper notes.

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    8. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      Actually, I find this extremely annoying, since they have also mandated complicated and impossible-to-remember passwords that take a long time to type and have to be changed to different complicated and un-rememberable passwords on a frequent basis.

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    9. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Gi0 · · Score: 1

      Then make the lock at 11 minutes or u can give your mouse a click while u re talking.Doesnt sound that hard.U just have to adopt.

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    10. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am more referring to the email part, not the lock part. Locking is fine. The automated email doesn't.

      And for god's sake, this is not AOL. Please don't type like you are.

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    11. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by sam0737 · · Score: 1

      or apparently Windows-P on my keyboard...oh I'm using Dvorak.

    12. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by pla · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work for everyone (especially those where group policy disables lock)

      Okay, I realize you can disable locking via GP, but why would you? Most IT staffs fight with their users to lock their machines, or try to negotiate a reasonable timeout (I keep my own workstation at a timeout of one minute, with a lock-grace period of 15 seconds (so if it accidentally comes on while reading something, I can just bump the mouse without needing to reenter my password).

      Not like the admins can't get into your machine when they need to anyway, which seems like the only possible reason for such a policy...

      Then again, in fairness, the admins may well not know how to get into your account. I used to work for a multinational as an engineer, and once got into an argument with IT staff over an email asking for passwords so they could do maintenance at night. I responded that they should feel free to change my password to whatever they liked, but no, they could not have my normal password (I also explained that their request looked exactly like a classic phishing expedition, but can't claim to have actually managed to convince them of the error of their ways in that regard). This did not go over well, but I did "win" the battle (which went up a good three or four layers of management before someone sane noticed that it would take considerably more effort to maintain an up-to-date list of passwords than to simply reset them as (rarely) needed).

    13. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Ohrion · · Score: 1

      You find this annoying? Why? Do you commonly sit next to your computer at work while doing absolutely nothing on it for extended periods of time?

    14. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 1

      Windows key + L for lock

    15. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And the company I work for has an effective way of ensuring employees complete the above steps, too: if you don't, you get fired. Or a formal disciplinary, at any rate.

      You'd be amazed how effective a method that is for ensuring "un-authentication". There's a 5 minute screensaver for good measure, and most network services on the intranet have a very short time-out.

      What more do you need?

    16. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Other than Win-L, you can save yourself a hunt for the 'K' key and realize that "Lock Computer" is the first button in the "security dialog" that pops up.

      Errm....
      How crappy a typist do you have to be to have to "hunt" for the K key? It's not like it moves around on a frequent basis.....

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    17. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Ephemeriis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then make the lock at 11 minutes or u can give your mouse a click while u re talking.Doesnt sound that hard.U just have to adopt.

      But... I don't want any more children.

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    18. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      That isn't at all an uncommon use case. There are certainly jobs where you are solidly on the computer all day; but getting up for 20 minutes to poke at the whiteboard, or have an extended conversation about something, or rearrange a recalcitrant piece of hardware, or work something out on paper, or take a phone call without background typing noises, isn't exactly a freakish event.

    19. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by chickenarise · · Score: 1

      You still have your windows keys? I took those off the day I got my keyboard...

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    20. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by xalorous · · Score: 1

      The only reaction I can put into words is, "They're doing it wrong!"

      If you're on my network I can see your stuff and the only person who knows your password had better be you.

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    21. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Ok. Use a webcam and memory resident software. See the big blob that is a person who is usually there walk away? Lock right away!

    22. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Disabling locking makes more sense in multi-user lab environments than in one user/one desk setups.

      Admins can always log users out; but having a few putzes lock their machines and wander away can substantially reduce the throughput of a public drop-in lab. For schools and the like, this is the primary motivation.

      Now, a better solution would be to allow any user to log out a locked user, or have locked accounts automatically become eligible for one-click logout after x minutes, or a combination of the two; but checking the "disable lock" box is faster and easier(I'm not even sure if the nicer alternatives are supported).

    23. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Just write it on a sticky note and stick it to your monitor. Problem solved!

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    24. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      I believe similar technology is used in some high security installations. I believe it was someone from Diebold (new company name escapes me) that talked about this.

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    25. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I do that all the time... with my PC locked.

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    26. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by vinson · · Score: 1

      What finger do you use to hit the del key in ctrl-alt-del? I use the middle finger and I bet a lot of people do. Guess where your index finger is as a side effect. Efficiency rules.

    27. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Anpheus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? They work great as the "meta" key in Linux, at least for the US keyboard layout I end up getting.

    28. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by adrianwn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, that'll teach the establishment a lesson, you little rebel!
      Fuck the system, man!

      Oh, and I nearly forgot: "Arise, chicken! Chicken, arise!"
      (for the uninitiated: ATHF)

    29. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by cetialphav · · Score: 1

      One job (at a large mega-corporation) required everyone to take an online security class once a year. You had to pass a test to get credit for the class. On one test, it gave the following, "True or False: The best way to remember your password is to keep it on a sticky note on your monitor."

      The answer they wanted was obviously False, but I so wanted to put True. What possible way could be better? People can try to remember but when you have dozens of accounts, passwords will inevitably be forgotten. I guess I could tattoo it on my hand, but that makes it difficult to change so that is out. I found it hard to make the case that there is a better method than using a sticky pad. Personally, I keep them in an unencrypted text file (over 200 entries right now).

    30. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Locking the screen sounds great except I've discovered that people like screen savers a LOT and some of the screen savers use a screenshot from what's on the desktop at that moment to distort and manipulate in any way they desire. Any idea why that might not be the best? That email that you were finishing writing to your boss about the unruly behavior of the person who shares your cubicle can easily be read by anyone who passes by. Same with that spreadsheet showing that your company is losing millions this quarter on your new product.. There are FAR more issues there but suffice to say that locking the screen isn't a be-all-end-all solution.

    31. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by xZgf6xHx2uhoAj9D · · Score: 1

      Why would you go out of your way to make your keyboard less useful? What do you use for your second meta key?

    32. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      On Windows since XP and on OS X since 10.4 (I think, maybe 10.5) if one user locks the screen another user can still log in. You can simulate this behaviour on X11 with Xephyr, but it's not so well-integrated into the system. This uses a little bit of memory, but if one of the users is inactive for a while then all of their data will be swapped out, so you're really only wasting swap space and most systems have a lot of this to spare.

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    33. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of SECONDS to log in. You sound like you're in denial -- just like the old lady whose home computer is part of a botnet. "I might be on the phone for ten minutes" is a really flimsy excuse.

    34. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Hi,

      If you read the other message I responded to, you would see I have no problem with the auto-lock. It is the email part I had a problem with.

      Have a nice day.

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    35. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Now, a better solution would be to allow any user to log out a locked user

      It's called the power button.

      Now granted, if I found a locked computer I generally left it alone as long as there were unlocked computers available. If there was a note taped to the monitor giving a good reason ("PLEASE for the love of God don't touch this, it's running simulations for my final project!!"), I might leave it alone even if that meant going to a different lab. However, if there was no note, I felt perfectly justified in rebooting the PC if the rest of the computers were occupied.

      (Only semi-related...) One time I was auto-logged-off by some jerk who apparently was an administrator and had remote login capabilities. It logged me off with no warning and popped up the message that the computer was in use and locked by another user. I moved to another computer, but just to prove that physical access still wins (and to get some much-wanted revenge) I powercycled it ten or fifteen minutes later once I figured he'd be in full swing at whatever he was doing on it. ;)

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    36. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, thanks, that will save me some time.

    37. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then if you only do that once in a day then you'd only have to use your password once(well twice if you include the initial logon). So, uuhhh, what's the problem again? Seriously, once isn't gonna fucking kill you.

    38. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Unless your password is in the hundreds of thousands of characters, I highly doubt that it is 'un-rememberable'. Just take your normal password, make the p455w0rd 1337, then make one of the letters in the p455W0rd capitalized. There, you have a secure password that only requires that you remember which letter you capitalized.

    39. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by chickenarise · · Score: 1

      Less useful? I would not say it is very useful to have L4D, TF2, or any other game minimize when I'm trying to hit control to crouch but accidentally hit the windows key. Yes I know I could take less drastic measures, but I have yet to WANT to press the windows key, so fuck it.

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    40. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless your password is in the hundreds of thousands of characters, I highly doubt that it is 'un-rememberable'. Just take your normal password, make the p455w0rd 1337, then make one of the letters in the p455W0rd capitalized. There, you have a secure password that only requires that you remember which letter you capitalized.

      A secure password?? That would be easy enough if I only needed "a" password, not fifty. (and one of the rules I do follow-- apparently the only person in the universe who does-- is to never use the same password on two different systems). And if I didn't have to change it every month.

      Except that even then your system fails, since it has to have upper and lower case and numbers and symbols, and has to start and end with a letter, and one of the first eight characters has to be a number, and a couple of other constraints that I won't mention.

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    41. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I use my right little finger to hit the left Ctrl key, turn my hand upside down and use my right thumb to hit the right Alt key, then use my left thumb to hit the Del key.

      That puts my left little finger right about where the K key is. :)

      Seriously, though, I frequently hit the Del key with my ring finger, and my thumb is just nicely over the K key if I do.

      Not that I really need to worry about this, because none of my computers are on a Windows domain, so hitting Ctrl-Alt-Del just brings up the task manager.

      If I'm working on a client's computer that is on a domain, I'm not leaving it while I'm logged in. At all.

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    42. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The easiest way is not always the best way. :P

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    43. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Windows doesn't support it in a multi-user network environment. I don't know why, but it doesn't.

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    44. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by sjames · · Score: 1

      Given that this is XP we're talking about, what's the key to NOT have my computer lock up?

    45. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      Yes I know I could take less drastic measures, but I have yet to WANT to press the windows key, so fuck it.

      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.

    46. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      One also assumes there isn't a patch for bad spelling.

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    47. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The button on the side, is it glowing?

      Yeah you need to turn it on.

      The button turns it on.

      You do know how a button works, don't you?

    48. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by edbob · · Score: 1

      At one time, I build a device that would keep the mouse moving so that if I walked away from the computer would not lock automatically. Back in the Win98 days, we had software that had problems if the no activity timeout got activated. The easiest solution was to keep the mouse moving.

    49. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I know I could take less drastic measures, but I have yet to WANT to press the windows key, so fuck it.

      Like not playing these games with your elbows?

    50. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by sjames · · Score: 1

      You must have it backwards. The computer doesn't lock up when it's turned OFF :-)

    51. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Tynin · · Score: 1

      On my Windows gaming box I had to take the Windows function keys off. Some games hitting those Windows keys will take you right out of the game, and some games don't handle or let you Alt + Tab out, so the act of forcing it causing the program to crash. I don't game as much or even play any MMO's anymore, but back when I was playing WoW, it was EXTREMELY annoying accidentally hitting the Windows key, normally when you are in the heat of a fight, getting kicked back to the desktop, frantically trying to get WoW back on screen, just in time to find out you died. Only needed to die one time before I popped those keys right the hell off.

    52. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me too

      I am more referring to the email part, not the lock part. Locking is fine. The automated email doesn't.

      And for god's sake, this is not AOL. Please don't type like you are.

    53. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Tynin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A secure password?? That would be easy enough if I only needed "a" password, not fifty. (and one of the rules I do follow-- apparently the only person in the universe who does-- is to never use the same password on two different systems). And if I didn't have to change it every month.

      Well, if you are able to set your own passwords you can still use a similar setup to what pwffff was suggesting.

      Say you have 50 passwords, each needs to be diff, and they change every so often. Make all your passwords start with p455W0rd, then the next 2 (or more if you are so inclined) characters you could use to signify which server / app / product it is to be used with, and then have the next 2 characters increment for each time you are mandated to change your password.

      i.e.[base password][few character to identify the system you are logging into][few character to increment your password for reoccuring passwd changes]

      and really it can be in any order you are comfortable with and can be massaged into working with some crazy password requirements.

      Password 1 = p455W0rd0101
      In 3 months, or whatever the policy is, you'd change it to Password 1 = p455W0rd0102

      And for your next password, you'd have it start as Password 2 = p455W0rd0201
      and next time you change it, increment the last 2 digits. p455W0rd0202

      Bottom line is if you never tell anyone that your base password starts with p455W0rd, then I don't think having a personalize system of 2+ characters to distinguish which system the password is for, and another 2+ characters to allow to reoccurring password changes would make your password any less secure, with the benefit of making them easier to remember. For extra security, add some ! _ - @ % etc characters to break up the 3 parts to your password. i.e. p455W0rd#02!01

      I have an ungodly number of passwd's to remember, and I used to feel your pain until I started doing this. Good luck!

    54. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Tynin · · Score: 1

      Then you'd just need to keep an eye out for any employees that keeps those life size cardboard cutouts at there desk, no doubt trying to subvert this cleaver tech. (No lie, we have a cardboard cutout of that now older and no longer used Home Depot guy in my office... and I had no idea why until reading the parents post)

    55. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by Aliencow · · Score: 1

      I saw that it exists in USB format, called the Mouse wiggler or something similar.

      Apparently, police use it to prevent machines from getting locked when they seize them. I don't remember who makes them but they also make some kind of power 'bridge' to allow you to plug a running machine to a UPS without shutting it down.

    56. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 1

      control + esc does the same thing as the windows key so no functionality is lost. Lets just call it a physical remap. ;)

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    57. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      I took th ky off my kyboard as soon as I got it. It just gts in th way.

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    58. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't... the windows key is used in a number of handy shortcuts. Ctrl-Esc doesn't work for them.

      Win-M - minimize all open windows
      Win-Shift-M - restore all windows minimized by Win-M
      Win-D - toggle hiding all open windows (some windows can't be minimized, but can still be hidden)
      Win-E - Windows Explorer
      Win-F - Search
      Win-L - Lock desktop (or if fast user switching is enabled, return to login screen)
      Win-R - Run dialog
      Win-Tab - Cycle through window buttons on the taskbar, Enter activates the selected window
      Win-Pause - System Properties (very handy ;)

      Of these, I use the Win-L shortcut many times a day, the Win-R command on a daily basis, and the Win-M/Win-D shortcuts fairly often.

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    59. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I use this .js:

      var wshShell = new ActiveXObject("WScript.Shell");

      var interval = 870;
      /* var interval = wshShell.RegRead("HKCU\\Software\\Policies\\Microsoft\\Windows\\Control Panel\\Desktop\\ScreenSaveTimeOut") - 30; */

      while (1) {
        WScript.Sleep(interval * 1000);
        wshShell.SendKeys("%`");
      }

      (Depending on whether the RegRead throws an exception, I commented it out and put a constant number of seconds. If your screensaver is mandated in the group policy, it should work with the RegRead put back in.)

      Every interval seconds, it sends an Alt-[`] keystroke (which shouldn't do anything in most any application – but you could always change it to something else).

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    60. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I should mention: The script runs forever; to kill it, open Task Manager and kill wscript.exe.

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    61. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 1

      Thank you for correcting me, I always used control + esc and R to bring up the run dialog to get in to command prompt, which is all I ever needed. Forgive my ignorance.

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    62. Re:I lock my computer when I walk away by kcbnac · · Score: 1

      In Left4Dead they finally added it as a video option. Windowed No Border. (The other Source games you can set it to windowed, then add the '-noborder' option to the shortcut/steam entry launch settings - EXCEPT Counter-Strike:Source - old engine version) - then hitting the start button isn't so bad. (Requires a little more resources, so if you're on a low-end box, it's not so great) - but works well, and lets me scroll over to my second display (browser, IMs, whatnot) without having to wait for the game to come back up.

  4. User education. by millia · · Score: 1

    User education. It won't go away, you always need to do it, and for most users, you have to do it multiple times. Proximity systems may help, but...

    For the record, on a winders machine, window-L. Two keystrokes, you're done. Well, mostly, but that'll keep most people out.

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    1. Re:User education. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I used to use BluePhoneMenu on OS X to lock my screen whenever my phone went out of Bluetooth range. This worked well, except when I was at home and my phone was in my coat pocket, hanging up. Then it would be just on the edge of range, so the enter and exit range actions would trigger every few seconds.

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  5. Easy fix already available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just set it to have password protected screen saver.

  6. Bad company policies then by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    This works for me because I know enough to do it, but lots of people just leave their computer on and running when they walk away. As a result, many office computers are left logged in when people go to lunch, or when they go home for the night. This, obviously, is a security vulnerability.

    Sounds like lazy IT PHBs. At my company you're required to have a password-protected screen saver that kicks in after fifteen minutes, with policies set up so that you're automatically logged off an hour after your quitting time.

    1. Re:Bad company policies then by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      This works for me because I know enough to do it, but lots of people just leave their computer on and running when they walk away. As a result, many office computers are left logged in when people go to lunch, or when they go home for the night. This, obviously, is a security vulnerability.

      Sounds like lazy IT PHBs. At my company you're required to have a password-protected screen saver that kicks in after fifteen minutes, with policies set up so that you're automatically logged off an hour after your quitting time.

      Yeah... I did that once...

      It's easy enough to do, a couple clicks of the mouse. Group Policy lets you do all sorts of stuff. Set it up to lock the computers after about 15 minutes of inactivity, and log everyone off about an hour after closing time. Seemed like a great idea to me, especially since it was a medical office and they had expressed numerous concerns about security and confidentiality.

      Then the screaming started. Folks would walk away from their computers and come back to a locked screen... But they wouldn't know how to log in. They didn't know what username and password to put in there because it looked ever so slightly different from what they saw when they first showed up in the morning. Or someone would walk away for an hour or two without logging off, and someone else would have to use their computer while they were gone. Or someone would want to quickly glance at some information, but the computer would be locked and they'd either have to unlock it themselves or find someone else to unlock it.

      I sent around some emails explaining things. Detailed how long you could leave a machine idle before it locked. Explained which username and password to use. Made sure people had the ability to unlock other computers if they had to.

      After about two days they made me disable those policies. They didn't even want the account to automatically log off after work, because it was easier to leave everything up and running overnight and come back to it in the morning...

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    2. Re:Bad company policies then by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You got that in writing, right? So you have some lawsuit insurance when someone figures out how easy it would be to steal some identifying information and they blame the IT guy?

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    3. Re:Bad company policies then by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Or someone would walk away for an hour or two without logging off, and someone else would have to use their computer while they were gone.

      Doesn't windows support multiple sessions, these days? Leave their session alone and log in to yours. "Switch user", I think it's called.

      They didn't even want the account to automatically log off after work, because it was easier to leave everything up and running overnight and come back to it in the morning...

      What about automatically locking, at least?

      But yes, I aggree with zippthorne -- get it in writing, especially if you can get them to sign something along the lines of "I understand that this will significantly decrease security, below what many professionals consider to be acceptable."

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    4. Re:Bad company policies then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe Fast-User Switching works in domains, just when the PC is stand-alone.

    5. Re:Bad company policies then by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Yeah. We've got ninety-minute screensaver delays on most of the computers, because when they complained about the ten-minute ones ("I was just using it! I only stepped away for thirty seconds to help a patron! I don't have time to log back in every thirty seconds!"), I told them "Well, we can increase the time..." and this seemed reasonable to them. So we set 'em to twenty minutes, and the complaining did not abate, and we set them to forty-five minutes, and the complaining did not abate, and we set them to sixty minutes, and still there was significant complaining.

      So we eventually ended up at ninety minutes, and if they complain about that I give them a hard look and suggest that maybe if they aren't using the computer every hour and a half perhaps this is an indication that they don't really need a newer faster one that badly when upgrade time comes around, since they aren't using it that much anyway.

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    6. Re:Bad company policies then by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then the screaming started. Folks would walk away from their computers and come back to a locked screen... But they wouldn't know how to log in. They didn't know what username and password to put in there because it looked ever so slightly different from what they saw when they first showed up in the morning.

      You have to have the cooperation of the people at the top of the organization, who would send a memo to everyone saying that for security reaons, this is what you WILL do, and failure will result in discplinary action. If you're a hospital or something you would be insane not to. It worked where I work.

      Or someone would walk away for an hour or two without logging off, and someone else would have to use their computer while they were gone.

      You need more computers then. Everyone here has one on their desk, I thoght that was pretty much the norm at any company.

      Or someone would want to quickly glance at some information, but the computer would be locked and they'd either have to unlock it themselves or find someone else to unlock it.

      It only takes a few seconds to log back in. And once it's explained to them how to do it, they shouldn't have to ask again.

      If I were in your position I'd be looking for a job somewhere that's likely to still be in business in five yeras, because it sounds to me like you sre surrounded by idiots from the CEO on down. I'd hate to have a job like that, and if they're as stupid as you make them out to be, I don't know how they're going to stay solvent.

      Of course, in a lot of instances you don't really need security; if it's a small shop with a dozen people working there, everyone with a key to the building whose doors stay locked the physical security should suffice. I have my home PC set up so I don't have to enter a PW at all unless I need to do something as root.

    7. Re:Bad company policies then by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

      Or someone would want to quickly glance at some information, but the computer would be locked and they'd either have to unlock it themselves or find someone else to unlock it.

      We have this problem a lot at my work. WinXP pro machines. Once locked, the only way to get back into them is to forcefully restart the computer. Big time waster. Unfortunately there is not much we can do, as logging in and out every time someone goes on a 30 minute service call would waste even more time (logging in to computer, logging in to 2 websites, getting applications set up, etc) while students are waiting in line to be helped.

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    8. Re:Bad company policies then by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      You have my sympathy! I'll admit that security is, by definition, a PITA, but it seems ridiculous to gripe about a 15 minute timeout. In my office we take that for granted. In fact, I've known people who will say something if they see you walking away from your PC without locking it, even with the timeout.

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    9. Re:Bad company policies then by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Or someone would want to quickly glance at some information, but the computer would be locked and they'd either have to unlock it themselves or find someone else to unlock it.

      We have this problem a lot at my work. WinXP pro machines. Once locked, the only way to get back into them is to forcefully restart the computer. Big time waster. Unfortunately there is not much we can do, as logging in and out every time someone goes on a 30 minute service call would waste even more time (logging in to computer, logging in to 2 websites, getting applications set up, etc) while students are waiting in line to be helped.

      If you've got local administrative rights you can unlock a computer...

      But the unlock process is messy - it basically just forcibly logs off the locked session. You can lose work that way.

      And I don't like giving everyone local administrative rights - too many opportunities for things to go horribly wrong.

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    10. Re:Bad company policies then by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "...and log everyone off about an hour after closing time."

      I try very hard to remember to lock my computer whenever I get up from the desk, but, the auto-logging OFF at COB would bother me.

      It takes so damned long when I come to a shut off computer, to boot it up (disk encryption)..then get the wirless lan going, then VPN, while that is going on, with virus check, and then opening up cygwin for xterm windows, then outlook...etc.

      Well, takes a freaking half hour to just get going it seems....I'd much rather keep all my stuff open, and lock the computer on weekdays (turning off network connections), than to have to power up from scratch every day.

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    11. Re:Bad company policies then by jabelli · · Score: 1

      Multiple sessions when attached to a domain didn't show up until Vista.

    12. Re:Bad company policies then by jabelli · · Score: 1

      One word: hibernation.

    13. Re:Bad company policies then by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      That seems like a really stupid oversight, doesn't it?

      For what it's worth, if Linux doesn't already support this, it wouldn't take long to enable.

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    14. Re:Bad company policies then by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you have a password locked screensaver, what's the point in logging off? No one can do anything with the computer when it's locked. Logging off just means you have to spend time the next morning getting all your apps open and back to where you were the previous evening.

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    15. Re:Bad company policies then by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 1

      Have a generic station shared log in with no access to personal files with enough access to network resources to run the applications needed. The users have to remember a second log in but everyone that uses that station can unlock the pc.

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  7. Electronic Noses ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

    ... that would detect if the logged in user is around would probably solve the problem. Automatic locking of the screen is a nightmare if you have other things to do (phone etc.) but in case need the computer immediately.

    CC.

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    1. Re:Electronic Noses ... by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      I set my screensaver to appear after 5 minutes, and then lock after 10 seconds. If I see the screensaver starting I just touch the mouse and I can snoozy another 5 minutes. Don't know if it works with Windows, but I like the (KDE) option very much.

    2. Re:Electronic Noses ... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you are running KDE, and want proximity detection, you can set it up to listen for your phone's bluetooth radio and lock/unlock in response to the absence/presence of that signal.

      Kbluelock.

    3. Re:Electronic Noses ... by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what the timeout is and I have not yet figured out how to change it, but both Windows and Mac OS have a short grace period on the autolock which allows the same behavior.

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    4. Re:Electronic Noses ... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, I've gotten bit by the screensaver kicking in while I'm on the phone, but it still only takes seconds to enter the password if I need to. Annoying, but hardly a "nightmare".

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    5. Re:Electronic Noses ... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Nice, thanks for that.

      c. 1998 I was working for a hospital with frequent user changes on shared computers, and we had this kind of problem. I wanted to prototype an infra-red proximity detector that would just clear the user's Kerberos ticket when he walked away (we were looking to make the common case good, not perfect the security). I already had most of the code from writing a screensaver to do the same, but IT management wouldn't fund the project because toilets had similar sensors, and that was just 'too goofy a similarity to be taken seriously.' This is how security decisions really get made.

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  8. Smartcards by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    In organisations where data is sensitive they use smartcards.

    If you make the same smartcard open the doors to the building then you ensure that nobody will leave it in their PC while they go out for a break.

    1. Re:Smartcards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they go with Jim and he brings his...

    2. Re:Smartcards by gnieboer · · Score: 1

      Yep, Smart Cards are the way to go. No more passwords to remember first off...(eliminate the security hole created by complex passwords... the 'cheat sheet' carefully concealed in the top drawer of thousands of people's desks)

      Then, when you remove them, the computer locks up.
      AND, the PIN number to access the smart card is only cached for a couple minutes, so worst case if you do mistakenly leave the card in while in a meeting in the secure building and have no screensaver, the damage you can do is greatly reduced. Someone could send an email on your behalf, but not a digitally signed/encrypted one.

      Of course, it is a pain when you leave your card in your computer when you leave work for the day and then can't get back in to work (did it last week, many buildings will let you leave without a card, just not enter), and having to enter your PIN multiple times a day is also a pain, but overall I've got to say I'd never go back to all those passwords.

  9. applies the burninator by Tim4444 · · Score: 1

    When people at the office leave their systems unlocked we see a teachable moment. Choose from any number of good techniques and have some fun. Some good ones include changing the keyboard layout, installing keyloggers, switching their homepage to something horribly inappropriate, impersonating them on IM. Interestingly enough, most people learn fast after that.

    1. Re:applies the burninator by Zordak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do a "Print Screen" of their desktop and set it as their wallpaper. Then set their taskbar to auto-hide and set the desktop to hide icons. Enjoy watching them click all over the reactionless bmp trying to open stuff.

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    2. Re:applies the burninator by Tim4444 · · Score: 1

      ah, the only hard part is trying not to laugh too soon and give it away :)

    3. Re:applies the burninator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real WTF(oops wrong site) is that they do not have their taskbar set to auto-hide. What are they? Gnomes?

    4. Re:applies the burninator by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, come to think of it... if they're a geek and they already have their taskbar set to auto-hide, you could still screw with them by moving it to a different side of the screen then adjusting the monitor so it's off the visible screen (not sure if LCDs will let you do this, but most of them probably would I imagine).

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  10. Article states the obvious by jbezorg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Designing systems for usability is hard, especially when security is involved.

    Meh.. I was hoping for some deeper insights than that.

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    1. Re:Article states the obvious by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Deeper would be nice, but being that usability is one of if not the single largest problem in the computing world, its probably good if we focus on the basics for a while, until everyone at least gets that part of it.

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    2. Re:Article states the obvious by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      "Usability is one of if not the single largest problem in the computing world but we should focus on the basics for a while. That being to remind and encourage people to log out."

      That sums up the article for me.

      I agree. We should focus on the basics for a while. That's why I wanted more and was disappointed when the article took a step or two down that road but then stopped.

      Well, at least it got a few gears turning.

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  11. Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative

    Back before ease of use eclipsed security, I once encountered a military system where the access terminal was surrounded by a small fence. Opening the gate in the fence forced an immediate logout.

    Nobody would tolerate that today. Except, maybe, for an ATM.

    1. Re:Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by greed · · Score: 1

      There's a local catalogue store that has a neat system. They've got paper catalogues and merchandise on display, like most such stores, and you fill out a paper form and bring it to an order taker to get the stuff you want.

      But you can also use an in-store computer terminal and use your member ID to get a ready-to-scan completed order form, plus it's already done the inventory verification step.

      To protect your personal info, you must stand on a rubber pressure mat like they used to have for opening grocery store doors. When you step off the mat, it wipes the session and brings the machine back to the "Please stand on mat to start a session" logo screen.

      You still have to trust that they actually work, but you're handing your membership info over to the store if you want to buy something anyway....

      I could see something similar triggering a screen locker instead. Get up off your desk chair for more than 5 seconds and the screen locks.

    2. Re:Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Trouble is, anywhere except a building full of guys with guns, you would also have encountered an ingenious arrangement of paper clips and/or packing tape holding the door sensor permanently in the closed position...

    3. Re:Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      You could do a modern version that would be less intrusive. For example, make a small bluetooth device with a short range, and have the computer automatically log out whenever the device got out of range. There are programs that will do this with your cell phone, assuming the cell phone has bluetooth.

      Of course, it'd be nice if someone would standardize some of this stuff. Personally, I think it'd be nice if we could have some kind of universal ID that worked on private-key encryption, and we used that instead of passwords. You know, like you have your own SSL cert that you can use to encrypt files and email, sign into websites, log in via SSH, etc. AFAIK no one is offering a well supported and well integrated solution for that.

      I don't know how we can expect a good solution for un-authentication if we haven't even come up with good standard solutions for authentication yet.

    4. Re:Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

      Nobody would tolerate that today. Except, maybe, for an ATM.

      Hehe, I'm picturing an ATM that lock you inside until you take your card and cash with you.

      Better still is getting rid of retarded ATM's that actually take your card inside them. What the hell is wrong with just letting me swipe it? Why give me the opportunity to forget it unless you plan on making a service charge out if it?

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    5. Re:Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The logic behind the ATM that took your card was that if you failed to enter your PIN correctly they would keep your card. Seems to not be an issue these days.

      Most of those units would also retract the card and keep it if it isn't removed from the slot after a set period of time.

    6. Re:Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Back before ease of use eclipsed security,

      When was this? I cut my computing teeth in the 1980s, and security was basically non-existent for personal machines. The concerns about security have only really come into effect since the rise of the internet. So, what timeline are you talking about?

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    7. Re:Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody would tolerate that today. Except, maybe, for an ATM.

      It's interesting you mentioned ATMs. Just the other day I saw a failure to unauthenticate at an ATM. It was a drive up and I had to wait. When I pulled up, the screen said, "Would you like more time? Yes/No" I was tempted to hit "Yes" just to see what I had access to, but I decided even that wasn't ethical enough. I assume a thief would have been caught, since there had to be plenty of video, but it would still really suck to find our account empty and have to deal with all that mess.

    8. Re:Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That seems like a system that is rife for abuse... Want to piss someone off? Just open the gate when they are in the middle of work.

    9. Re:Solutions that work, but are too bulky. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      He's talking about the military...

      If they're your superior and you try this crap, you can expect to have your ass handed to you.

      If you're their superior, they pretty much have to suck it in and put up with this sort of bullying, but you're not going to be very well respected by your subordinates. Obeyed, but not respected.

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  12. Reauthenticate when suspicious by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Requiring re-authentication whenever a logged-in user does something suspicious-- i.e., tranferring large amounts of money, installing a keylogger, sending out ten thousand e-mail messages, scanning networks for open ports, etc.-- might be useful.

    If you really do need to do this kind of thing (I suppose people sometimes do have legitimate requirements to wire large amounts of money to offshore accounts), it's not a big hassle to log in again.

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    1. Re:Reauthenticate when suspicious by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      That always annoys me. No one should be able to steal my session, if it's encrypted (replace with "session cookie" and "https" if we're talking about the Internet) -- if they could, they could probably steal my password, too. If they've got my password, that's a trivial annoyance. And if you're worried about leaving people logged in, add an inactivity timeout.

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    2. Re:Reauthenticate when suspicious by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Even better, you could require authentication at random times, even when the user is doing something seemingly trivial. You could even give it a catchy name like "User Access Controls."

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    3. Re:Reauthenticate when suspicious by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is --
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    4. Re:Reauthenticate when suspicious by MichaelJE2 · · Score: 1

      So if you can detect that the user is attempting to install a keylogger, shouldn't you log them out and disable their account?

    5. Re:Reauthenticate when suspicious by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      If you're sure.

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    6. Re:Reauthenticate when suspicious by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. You just ported sudo to a social system.

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  13. MS solved this problem, but removed it with W2K+ by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows 95/98/ME had a built-in solution to this problem, but MS removed it in the Win 2K and newer. They simply had the machine crash every 2 hours. Heavy handed, sure, but it worked.

  14. This is more a policy issues then a technical one by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While yes, there are technical measures that you can put in place to automatically lock screens and accounts and such after a pre determined time period, the best solution is a policy, and actual enforcement of that policy. There in lies the problems in many organizations, enforcement is not being done consistently.

    With technical controls, there is always that time frame, for example idle accounts, usually 30 days from last login and then automatically lock the account, well a malicious user has 30 days to which to attempt access to that account. Same goes for screen locks, 15 min is a common default, well you walk away and I have 15 min to make my way over and have fun with the account. You can reduce the amount of time, but that has other issues, users get annoyed at the screen locking while they are on the phone, or whatever while they are at their desk, results in crappy passwords.

    With a policy, and enforcement behind it, accounts can be removed, users will lock their screens (hopefully) within a timely manner.

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  15. xlock by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Or rather the locking option of xscreensaver has worked very well for years for me. You just need to make it a habit.

    Otherwise logging out has been solved for half a century now, just use a reasonably security aware OS.

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  16. kerberos AFS token flush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As early as the mid-90s the command-line Unix clients for AFS had a command to flush your credentials.

    Students where I went to school were encouraged to flush unnecessary credentials or log off.

    These were network credentials, not local ones.

  17. Paper? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    What is this "paper" of which you speak?

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    1. Re:Paper? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hardcopy Playboy. It gets around the web monitoring software.

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    2. Re:Paper? by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      Hardcopy Playboy. It gets around the web monitoring software.

      Which explains why the user doesn't have a free hand to Win+L.

  18. Pwning by al3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In my office an unlocked computer is fair game for harmless pranks that have become known simply as pwning.

    Nothing too nasty happens as the shame is in having been pwnd, not in the severity of damage inflicted.

    There, my computer just announced "it's one thirty" in a robot voice. Nice. Thanks a lot, guys.

    1. Re:Pwning by jimwelch · · Score: 1

      As pointed out elsewhere, this is probable a violation of company policy or even Federal law. Careful or men wearing coat and ties will show up. (see signature below).

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  19. It still works in XP by davidwr · · Score: 3, Funny

    At least it does on my compu[BSOD graphic goes here]

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    1. Re:It still works in XP by CannonballHead · · Score: 3, Funny

      that's cool, your BSOD also pushes preview/submit automatically. :)

    2. Re:It still works in XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Button-pushing Screen O' Death

  20. Put the onus on the client by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Informative

    You make the client system re-authenticate after a configurable amount of time, and that authentication comes via central storage of authentication passwords/tokens. For example, Keychain.

    My laptop is set up with SSHKeychain, and it has options for locking my Keychain. If I activate the screensaver and don't come back within 3 minutes or so, it locks the keychain, and any program that wants to use a stored password triggers a password authenticaton dialog box for the system keychain password.

    This puts the power of security in the hands of the user or organization. Computer at home, no roommates? Probably not an issue to lock your keychain any time except when you shut down your computer. Work in a cube? After 5-10 minutes of inactivity or whenever you lock your screensaver.

  21. Enterprise level security policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just force all machines to have password-protected screen savers. You can enforce that at an enterprise level so users can't disable it.

    Much kinder than public humiliation, and safer too since it doesn't rely on someone else noticing.

  22. Incentives, too. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Catch a coworker with their screen unlocked, get a small bonus.

    Get caught that way more than x number of times, get fired. The pink slip is the most effective LART, when it's feasible to use it.

    Oh, and make it easy. On KDE, ctrl+alt+l locks my screen. Logging out isn't much harder (win+backspace, then alt+l), but it's not significantly more secure, and it is less convenient (I have to close everything, and I have to watch the logout process to make sure it completes -- lock screen is instantaneous).

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  23. bluetooth? by jagee · · Score: 1

    So i can remember to logout or lock the screen as muck as the other, but I keep my phone in my pocket at work so using bluetooth is quite handy for me. I lowered the sensitivity so a few steps from my desk and instant screen lock. Keeps other employees from abusing my irc client when im close but not paying attention. http://blueproximity.sourceforge.net/ Have not seen this for windows but who cares us linux at work.

    1. Re:bluetooth? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      What happens if your phone dies but you forgot the charger at home? ;)

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    2. Re:bluetooth? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Using Salling Clicker, if you unlock without a bluetooth signal, it just doesn't do anything. It has to start talking to a bluetooth device before it will lock for not having one.

      You still get the annoying lock when your battery dies, but you just unlock it and move on, without the safety net of auto-lock when you leave next time.

      Its good stuff if you need that sort of thing, its been a few years since I was in a position to actually require that level of security so I haven't used it in a while.

      http://www.salling.com/clicker/

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    3. Re:bluetooth? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      There is a tool for Mac OS X that will do this as well. I forgot the name of it but it works great.

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  24. Location based devices.. by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some places use smartcards, the card must be in the slot or it locks your screen... The same card is also used to open the doors so if you leave the room without taking the card then you can't get back in. Most people had the card attached to their belt or similar.

    Another idea is to track the location of your phone using bluetooth (10 meters range), if you walk too far away it loses signal and locks the screen.

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  25. Un-Authenticating Teachers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent three years as the sysadmin for a high school with about 150 faculty. Thanks to teachers' unions going too far, it's practically illegal to fire [or even evaluate the performance of] a tenured public school teacher, even if they flat out refuse to do their job. Needless to say, I was dealing with a pretty big group of spoiled brats who cared nothing about security or confidentiality, which includes blabbing students' online grade retrieval passwords over the phone to any caller claiming to be a parent.

    I set the screen lockout timer to 60 minutes, which was enough for a teacher to display an exam on a video projector and have it show through an entire 50-minute class. This sounds like a long time, but before I started working there, teachers would stay logged on and unlocked all summer.

    Needless to say, there was one teacher who was _furious_ about the 60-minute lockout. She was furious at the fact that, every morning, she had to press Ctrl+Alt+Del and type per password; a whole 10 or so keystrokes. She went to an assistant principal and threatened to go to the district's IS chief.

    When the assistant principal asked me if there was a way to make the group policy apply to everyone except her, I lied and said no. Anyone who knows Group Policy knows that you can scope a GPO to not apply to one user, but if I had admitted that I could do that, I'd be forced to, district security policy be damned.

  26. This is De-Authorizing, not De-Authenticating by zentechno · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One other system used more prevalently is the simple locking screen saver. The idea is only the user, and sysadmin have the password to unlock the screen, and access through the system is prohibited until the screen saver password is entered. I'm not a fan of this, as generally screen-saver passwords are more-often assigned by the users themselves, and so are easier to guess than the back-end passwords which on occasion are set by the site, or by the sysadmin in the case of accessing corporate systems via corporate-policy. Now a minor, but important distinction. This isn't "un-authentication" this is de-authorizing the computer from which you're logged in accessing the place you're logged in to. You want to "authenticate a de-authorization" that is verify that you are the person removing access privileges. If the system doesn't require authentication to de-authorize access, then a denial of service attack is made (somewhat) trivial, and if more thought process went into understanding the difference I think more places would realize how serious the solution needs to be.

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  27. RFID by Demonantis · · Score: 1

    I like the rfid card cars that detect when the user is near by and unlocks. The car starts with a button when the rfid is near by to make things even easier. Of course it has to be a secure challenge, answer style system like SIM cards or it is just as bad as those enhanced id things.

  28. Enforced Group Polcies by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    Our Group Policy is set to auto-lock the system after 15 minutes of non-use. Everyone gets it, almost no exceptions.

    Bring the hammer!

  29. Re:MS solved this problem, but removed it with W2K by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    If you have an Android-based phone, Vista supports user-initiated remote crashing with a third-party tool.

  30. Bluetooth auto-lock when you walk away by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Salling Clicker is an app that will auto lock when it loses the Bluetooth signal from a device like your phone. Instant auto lock when you walk off as long as your phone is on you.

    It can also unlock when you return, but thats obviously dangerous in a few different ways since it effectively makes your bluetooth device a token for authentication and that is easy enough to clone off.

    http://www.salling.com/clicker/

    The problem is you have to have it installed and your phone/device must be paired. This is acceptable for machines you use all the time, but doesn't really help at a kiosk or any other machine you're going to use once in a while.

    For Unix there is the simple solution of just using one of the auto logoff deamons to kick you off after some idle time to cover when you forget to do so yourself. Of course, any sort of acceptable idle time that isn't annoyingly short is also long enough to be dangerous as hell.

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    1. Re:Bluetooth auto-lock when you walk away by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      With Linux there's a free program that lets you use your cell phone's bluetooth. In Windows (and Linux and probably every other OS) you can set your screen saver to require a password to log back in.

      No need to spend money on more gadgets. Maybe a bluetooth card for your PC.

  31. Firewall logout by jimwelch · · Score: 1

    Our PHB IT's went very tight on network security. (haha) User's have to authenticate with the firewall every 12 hours. They originally wanted 8 hours. We pointed out that the main users (R&D), would work 10-12 hours a day. Everyone else is on a different network. It slows down starting up a windoze PC, every morning by about 10-20 minutes, as many taskbar apps, automatically start-up and check the network for updates. We have removed auto-connecting networks disks and moved them to a script, started manually after authentication. How much does this cost in productivity?

    Screens savers automatically lock at predetermined 15 minutes.

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  32. Dictionary by rpresser · · Score: 1

    Using google to learn something is superior to using a dictionary. It should be your first choice. Only if google does not supply an acceptable answer (or if the answer you get proves you to be a fool who believes everything he reads online) should you consult dead trees.

    1. Re:Dictionary by coolsnowmen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. Google is a search engine and doesn't always know which is the best answer (or even the right one).

      A Merrian-Webster dictionary or OED is considered a primary source for standard word definition (or existence). In the academic and engineering world we care about where the 'facts' come from. So sources do matter.

      If you know where to look in a trusted and accurate source, you should always go there before a search engine. Yesterday, I needed to know the syntax for srncpy. So I typed man strncpy, I didn't goto google.

    2. Re:Dictionary by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...Google is a search engine...

      that more often than not has a Wikipedia link on the first page. On controversial things Wikipedia might not be trusted all the time, but on mundane stuff it is usually right on.

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    3. Re:Dictionary by rpresser · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=define+amoral

      Not only is the CORRECT answer the FIRST link on the page, the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary is the fourth link AND CONTAINS THE COMPLETE DEFINITION IN THE SNIPPET.

      YFI. HTH. HAND.

    4. Re:Dictionary by rpresser · · Score: 1

      Oh boy. I fail it. The first link is the fucking metal band "Amoral" as described on Wikipedia. Google laughs at me.

    5. Re:Dictionary by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      A Merrian-Webster dictionary or OED is considered a primary source for standard word definition (or existence). In the academic and engineering world we care about where the 'facts' come from. So sources do matter.

      The fact that you found something by searching on Google doesn't affect whether or not the source you discovered was reputable. E.g. if I'm looking up a definition, the Merriam-Webster result is probably going to be more trustworthy than the UrbanDictionary one. On the other hand, if I know I'm looking up some slang or an internet meme, UrbanDictionary will probably have a better answer than Webster. Either way, I can find all the relevant data using Google's "define:" tag, and I'm intelligent enough to figure out which sources are good and which ones should be taken with a grain of salt (or disregarded completely).

      If you know where to look in a trusted and accurate source, you should always go there before a search engine. Yesterday, I needed to know the syntax for srncpy. So I typed man strncpy, I didn't goto google.

      Sometimes, okay. But sometimes a search engine will give links to good sources of information that you didn't already know about, and in any event it'll give you a bunch of sources side-by-side so you can pick and choose. If you're just looking up some fact that you know you can find in the man pages, sure, use those. Lots of times, though, Google is handy. FWIW, you could probably find the exact same information by searching for "man strncpy" (not that it would be too useful in this particular example, since you don't really want any more or less than the man entry).

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    6. Re:Dictionary by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      I get it, search engines find stuff well.

      The fact is, there are sources information that are better found in other places. Google cannot solve all your problems. Sifting through the BS search hits for some of my more scientific and technical questions is a complete waste of time compared to my textbooks. Yes, if that text book is online, then, sure, you might get a hit there, and then there is no difference at all.

    7. Re:Dictionary by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      For definitions, I tend to prefer http://www.google.com/search?q=define:amoral.

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    8. Re:Dictionary by Tynin · · Score: 1

      I think rpresser was talking about using google to get definitions on words. It really is hard to beat google using its define: feature. Of course, using 'man cmd' makes sense when you are running on the appropriate OS. But, for looking up odd acronyms or getting word definitions, I don't know of any linux programs (I'm sure there might be one out there, but I'm unaware) that I can type in 'define: HERF' (in light of the HERF gun article from yesterday, I had no idea what HERF was and the description wasn't exactly forthcoming with the details) in a browser, from ANY OS, once I'm on google.com and expect at least to find a good idea of what I'm looking for so it can point me in the right direction and I can tweak my search to get better results as needed. Although you bring up an interesting point, maybe google needs a man: search type with an os: (and maybe even a version) modifier, that would be pretty awesome.

    9. Re:Dictionary by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      http://www.dictionary.com/ might also work. (Funny how people overlook the obvious.)

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    10. Re:Dictionary by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      If I want a dictionary, I might use http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/amoral, but the Google definitions will list a bunch of them for comparison, which is nice sometimes.

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  33. Re:MS solved this problem, but removed it with W2K by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    If you have an Android-based phone, Vista supports user-initiated remote crashing with a third-party tool.

    That Microsoft, always thinking ahead and innovating the features users really want! You don't see Linux with that feature! I hope Microsoft patents the hell out of that so noone else can use it.

    Microsoft, we innovate the HELL outta your ass! :)

  34. Wow, impressive find by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know, but thats pretty obvious, isn't it?
    The last time Bruce Schneier found out that Google Desktop Search may index files of your hidden TrueCrypt partition if you let the daemon index it.
    Nothing against Bruce, but I think there are more important things to investigate than this stuff...

  35. TLS/SSL by Bakkster · · Score: 1

    I'm less interested in being de-authenticated from my web logins. I'm much more interested in finding a way to deauthenticate website security certificates. When a malicious website obtains a security certificate, how do you remove it?

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    1. Re:TLS/SSL by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      OCSP/CRL, certificate revocation list. If you have found a fraudulent site or a legit site who's cert has been compromised contact the signer and have them add it to their CRL/OCSP blacklist. I'm not sure if there is any mechanism for a local CRL, though you can certainly stop trusting a signer if they show a significant lack of diligence in screening their clients.

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  36. 'Un-Authenticate' ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually just pull the plug on the powercord of my PC to 'un-authenticate'...

    1. Re:'Un-Authenticate' ? by lbalbalba · · Score: 1

      Really, you'll just have to nuke the authenticating partner from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...

  37. brightside for *NIX by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    I run "brightside" to enable hot corner actions in X.
    http://lifehacker.com/263508/add-screen-actions-with-brightside

    So throwing the mouse onto one corner of the screen locks X and puts on a pretty screensaver, another corner puts the display on standby, and one corner disables the screensaver for when I'm watching movies or slideshows or something like that.

    At some point, I recompiled brightside to use xscreensaver-command instead of gnome-screensaver-command, but I eventually gave up on that.

    I also use xbindkeys + xbindkeys-config to configure some of the extra keys on my multimedia keyboard to do things like that too.

  38. *NIX by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    The standard *nix command to tell your computer (and the rest of the world) that you are not longer you is kill. Your body could be more or less the same, but you are not there anymore. If you refuse to die, the superuser, superhero, or even the government could make sure that you are effectively dead.

  39. This is quite the problem! by MrCrassic · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I didn't think much of it before; use a timeout, and there you have it. However, I can see the challenge being posed here: the only immediately obvious solution to determining whether a person's there or not is by timing inactivity. As mentioned in the article, determining an "inactive threshold" requires quite a bit of fine tuning and knowledge of usability with the obvious risk of malicious adversaries having access to that open channel for the amount of time the channel is open.

    First thing I could think of, at least for laptop users with integrated cameras, is using light mapping to determine whether the computer user is physically there or not. Facial biometrics could be applied, but I think that would be way too computationally intensive (b/c if the face moves even a slight bit, the hash would need to be completely recalculated. Wouldn't it be harsh if we had to check our account balances completely frozen!). However, I'm sure there is some research out there that shows what an average light (luminance) distribution should look like without the person actually being there. Of course, this is flawed, since it only works with laptops that have integrated cameras and cannot distinguish one person from another.

    Then, I thought a few other things, and realized that any other somewhat obvious solution probably involves gathering the user's current location and measuring displacement between the user and computer somehow. These would raise great challenges regarding user privacy, though I think that people are becoming much more complacent with privacy violations for security enhancements and/or personal leisure a la Google and Facebook (myself included).

    1. Re:This is quite the problem! by sowth · · Score: 1

      If the camera doesn't move, a snapshot of the background could be taken, and when the image is significantly different (say, more than X # of pixels changed by brightness Y), it would probably mean the user is there. The comparison wouldn't take much processing time. Though obviously if something was moved or changed in the background, it would cause false positives. Perhaps the area where the user sits could be selected. It would require someone to set this all up, but it would be doable and cheap and should work reasonably well...until the chair moves. ;-)

  40. Group Policy by Bearded+Frog · · Score: 0

    At work I just have it set up in group policy so everyone's PC goes to screensaver after 15 minutes with password protect on return.

  41. In the Marine Corps... by RingDev · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any time someone left a machine unlocked in the MC we would pounce on it. It would take less than 2 minutes to get emails out to the appropriate members of the chain of command to volunteer the Marine for every shit duty we could find (and swap his or her desktop background screen saver to something highly entertaining or inappropriate).

    -Rick

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    1. Re:In the Marine Corps... by KaimaraZatar · · Score: 1

      You must be a youngster. Back in the Old Corps, when someone left a terminal unsecured, we loaded a simulated login screen. When the user returned and entered their id/password, their account's storage and processing resources were re-allocated to ours. If the account happened to belong to someone from the systems shop, we also increased our default initiator class. For repeat offenders, we didn't need to volunteer 'em... we just printed an AA (alternate assignment) order to the admin shop. Semper Fi

    2. Re:In the Marine Corps... by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Heh, that was a project of mine from highschool. Things were a lot easier to spoof in the days of DOS and ASCII.

      By the time I dropped to the fleet, pretty much everyone was on NT. And I worked in desktop apps and web units, so no green-screen crap for me.

      -Rick

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  42. Locking a CLI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it possible to lock a machine in bash, for example? Could I run `$cmdThatWillTakeAWhileToComplete &` and then `$lockCmd`?

    1. Re:Locking a CLI? by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have no idea how to do it in bash, but you can easily lock a computer from the command line in Windows.
      rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation

      Another one:
      rundll32.exe shell32.dll,SHExitWindowsEx [0|1|2|4|8]
      0: logoff, 1: shut down, 2: reboot, 4: forced shutdown, 8: powers down the machine

      This would be a fun one to put in the Startup menu of someone who left their PC unlocked, actually... :D

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    2. Re:Locking a CLI? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You want vlock.

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    3. Re:Locking a CLI? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Use screen.

      Start screen

      Run long running app

      Ctrl-a then d to detach

      ctrl-d to logout

      Alternatively, just lock screen with ctrl-a x (I think its x, I don't use it myself, only run into it by accident due to fat fingers occasionally.)

      You could also due 'longrunningapp ; exit' before exiting screen as well to have your screen session go away at the end.

      Or ...

      nohup $cmdThatWillTakeAWhileToComplete & ; exit

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    4. Re:Locking a CLI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be a fun one to put in the Startup menu of someone who left their PC unlocked, actually... :D

      Oh well, you'd just stick in your Windows Live CD, mount all drives, chroot into the installation and fix it.

      Oh wait, no you wouldn't. Linux to the rescue? Or can windows handle this? It's been a while since I've used it...

    5. Re:Locking a CLI? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends on where it was.

      If it was in the user's personal start menu, you could just log in as administrator and delete it from the %userprofile%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup folder in the user's settings. (Key would be to log in as someone else – and the someone else would have to have administrator rights on that computer.)

      If it was in the All Users start menu, logging in as administrator wouldn't work either. In that case, I think booting into safe mode would prevent it from running, and if not, you could always boot to command prompt. Then delete the shortcut from the C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup folder.

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  43. Implants by dilute · · Score: 1

    Like cattle. Then you could really be accounted for. No problemo.

    It's the old issue of "polling" vs automatic "interrupts". In this case, the polling solution would appear to have less impact on personal privacy. Anything that could generate an "interrupt" when you moved away from your computer could just as well track you as you moved eleswhere. As I said, cattle tags.

    I think I'd rather put up with the minor annoyance of having my systems periodically time out on me.

  44. drinks are on me!! by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    Hi this guy left his computer unlocked and on slashdot! stupid haha!!

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  45. User Responsibility by Jenny0000001 · · Score: 1

    It is great that systems are being created in order to ensure user security, however, privacy protection can only go so far. It is the responsibility of the user to log-off when leaving a computer unattended to in an environment that poses the risk of a possible security breach.

  46. Transactions need 3 elements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Target needs to be authenticated to the user. This should require some positive action, as opposed to relying on certificates which are mostly ignored and whose provenance is not as strongly assured as was initially advertised.
    2. Customer needs to authenticate to the target. Passwords are not enough since humans can remember approximately 1 password only, and only if they use it constantly. The authentication should change and replays should be rejected.
    3. Customer must affirm details of the transaction before it is committed. This too must use some method that is changeable and disallows playback.

    Ideally a transaction will have all these elements in one idempotent package, the way for example a check might if the signature were a better biometric than it is and if the signature were checked always. That is however technically awkward on a net, so the 3 elements listed may need to be separately done. Omitting any of the elements allows different classes of attacks. If all the elements are present and tied together, attacks become very hard. Also, note, step 3 makes it largely irrelevant whether the customer is declared not-present afterwards or not. It serves also to terminate the transaction. Whether another transaction is begun or not is for the most part immaterial. (A method I have advocated to accomplish these would allow several transactions to be tied together if desired, in one session, but there would always be a "signature" or "affirmation" step for each, even if the initial authentication steps were recent enough to continue to use them.)

    This needs hardware. However it can be done very cheaply; the hardware needed can in quantity be had for perhaps $3 a copy, possibly less, even as electronics. Paper approximations could be far cheaper still.

  47. Re:This is more a policy issues then a technical o by starfishsystems · · Score: 1

    Absolutely agreed.

    And, in my thirty years working in the industry, I've observed that most organizations either have no security policy or have a rather tenuous linkage between the policy and its implementation.

    Here's one example. On the first day at one of the smarter places I worked, I came back from a washroom break to find my screen locked with a cutesy warning from the manager of another group (in other words, not in my chain of command). I asked him why he felt that it was his business to tamper with my operations. He condescendingly explained his views on the matter. Fine, I said, are these your personal views or is there some kind of policy or guideline that you'd like me to know about? It turns out there was neither, and no training nor orientation for new staff, a lot of system capabilities that were left wide open, and very diverse practices among the seasoned staff.

    The problem I have with situations like that is that they are profoundly irresponsible. It's one thing to have a computing environment that is basically adrift in terms of security. That's fine, if the organization determines that it's not a concern, and takes responsibility for the consequences. But to download that responsibility onto people who have literally just walked in the door is not only unethical, it's doomed to fail.

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  48. "Turn on, log in, drop out." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only Timothy Leary listened to Schneier!

  49. Re:MS solved this problem, but removed it with W2K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They brought back the feature in Vista

  50. Let your phone log you out by nicc777 · · Score: 1

    Most people I know take their mobile phone with them when they leave their desks, so why not use a Bluetooth app (like this one) to lock the screen once your phone is out of range.

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  51. Simple by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

    A dead man's switch. If it's good enough for the soviet nuclear arsenal, it's good enough for a PC.

  52. Two words by UbuntuniX · · Score: 0

    Lock session.

  53. In case you missed it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...here's another post on it.

    Winkey + L

  54. Auto Lock Your Computer/web app/insert resource by digitalloving · · Score: 1

    This problem is a non-issue and has been for years. Every Windows, Mac and Linux desktop I have had the pleasure of administering over the last 10 years had an automatic computer lock after x minutes of non-use. It is easy to set up for both enterprise and home users. The idea that this password is "set by the end user and less secure" is just plain silly as it *should* just use the credentials of the logged in user. If this is in the enterprise, it will follow whatever the password policy is corporate wide. If this is an end user, they need to make a secure password, which is their responsibility if they care about safe computing.

    For web resources, require re-authentication (the idea that re-authorization plays any part in this scenario is making it needlessly more complicated) after x amount of time. All web frameworks have a built in time out for this reason. You actually have to go out of your way to write something that doesn't automatically time out after a period of time.

    To put this bluntly, if you're having a problem with this sort of issue.....you're doing it wrong.

    1. Re:Auto Lock Your Computer/web app/insert resource by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Really? Doing it wrong eh?

      So you appearently think its impossible for someone to sneak in and do something bad in the period of time between when you leave your PC and when the auto-lock kicks in.

      You haven't been using PCs for long have you? I can't count the number of times I've pranked someone by taking advantage of a 5 minute delay till the screensaver kicks in, and 5 minutes is annoyingly short.

      Fortunately, people don't come to you for security insight, they go to Schenier ...

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  55. What about for xscreensaver? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Is there one for xscreensaver? I know in KDE v3.5.10, I can lock my key but that doesn't run xscreensaver (only blank my screen and uses KDE's login). :(

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  56. Schneier... by squoke · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does anyone else get the feeling that Schneier is tapped out of ideas so he sits around and finds the most obvious/minute things to write about. Honestly, who here deals in security and does not advise their users to ctrl+alt+del before they walk away?

    1. Re:Schneier... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      And how many users do you know that actually DO that outside of the geek circle? Go ahead, you can count them on one hand, probably can count them on one hand without any fingers.

      'Advising' doesn't make it happen.

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  57. Oh noes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that ubuntu is going to 'lead the way' and force all their new desktop installs to auto-lock after 5 minutes, because making a headline ("We are better than everyone else because we once read this article on /. ...") is much more important than improving a product.

  58. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While its all good and well to have "hilarious" suggestions which run the idea of forcing behaviour into people, one way or another, we're totally off the mark.

    while I will be using a windows scenario, I'm pretty much expecting *nix versions as well.... if they do not exist surely someone is already working on this.
    smart card readers + certificate services = win.
    As part of your Windows 2003 and 2008 MCSA (thus MCSE also includes this) you need to understand certificate services and how you can use smart cards to logon.

    An example that i have seen is as follows:
    - user has smart card on retractable, attached to themselves.
    - user inserts smarrt card, and is prompted for a 4 digit pin number
    - user puts in pin number, and they are now logged in.
    - when they pull the card out, the workstation automatically locks
    - policy states cards must be on staff at all times (quite common in most governments and enterprises)

    Now this setup isn't hard coded and you can configure the policies to perform different actions on different events (e.g. logoff when the card is pulled).
    While i recognise that you need a reader on every computer, in this day and age its quite easy to negotiate a built in reader with your next SOE/MOE rollout. In addition you require at the least 2 additional servers (one Root CA and one Intermediate CA) but with virtualisation and the fact that one of those servers is permanently turned off, its not that big of a deal.

    I am unaware of what the administration is like and at what level it becomes economical, but the bottom line is that if you have the processing power to crunch the certificate services overhead, you can do this.

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by sowth · · Score: 1

      Or you could RTFA. Schneier already glossed over that.

  59. Mr. Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next from Schneier,

    SKY IS BLUE!

  60. kdestroy? by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

    In a kerberized environment, kdestroy (or click on the "Remove Credentials Cache" option on the krb5-auth-dialog applet) is enough to ensure that all your access will not work until you re-authenticate. Remote shell sessions, web sites, email etc.

    Now, if KDE had an option to kdestroy on screen saver lock, and if it correctly got tickets on unlock, it would be a lot more usable. /me logs some bugs ...

  61. A rather simple way by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Pressure sensor on the chair hooked to the computer using bluetooth or something.

    1. Re:A rather simple way by sowth · · Score: 1

      No! You clearly don't know how to train real people. 100,000 volts wired to the doorknob. Shuts off when they log out. Users who forget to log out before they leave die. Natural selection at work. You just need a liberal breeding policy to keep the population stable. (Everyone forgets to log off at some point.)

    2. Re:A rather simple way by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how do you get in to remove their corpse before it rots?

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    3. Re:A rather simple way by sowth · · Score: 1

      Easy, just have some cannibal Frankensteins roaming around. The electrified doors will recharge the creatures, and they'll eat the dead bodies, bones and all. Yum. Just don't ask how we keep the zombie tigers in line, who keep the Frankenstein population under control.

  62. Re:MS solved this problem, but removed it with W2K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't their solution for 95/98/ME not to authenticate in the first place? I seem to remember just clicking "Cancel" on the login prompt let you into the computer.

  63. Re:MS solved this problem, but removed it with W2K by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Wasn't their solution for 95/98/ME not to authenticate in the first place? I seem to remember just clicking "Cancel" on the login prompt let you into the computer.

    Right, that's when it crashed. :)