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Caffeinated Alcoholic Drinks May Be Illegal

Anonymusing writes "The FDA has announced an investigation into the safety and legality of alcoholic beverages containing caffeine. As a Wall Street Journal blog reports, two major beer companies, MillerCoors and Anheuser-Busch, stopped producing caffeinated alcoholic drinks last year after reports surfaced of increased negative effects compared to caffeine-free alcohol. CNN notes that, according to FDA rules, 'food additives require premarket approval based on data demonstrating safety submitted to the agency' — and caffeine is a food additive. The 26 targeted beverage makers have 30 days to respond."

398 comments

  1. Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or is that not going to be available either?

    1. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by sopssa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or will they start monitoring in stores now that you wont buy vodka and red bull at the same time?

      It's also interesting that alcohol is being kept legal while it has a lot more health issues than like cannabis, like heart disease, dementia, cancer, alcoholism, diabetes, strokes and then the usual ones like hangover and weight problems. It seems it should be other way around.

      That being said, I prefer good vodka (Russian Standard Vodka) over beer any day. Usually the best mix is just some smashed ice and lime. I used to mix with red bull, but it tastes like shit now.

    2. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by munctional · · Score: 4, Funny

      The USA tried banning alcohol once, but it didn't work out too well.

      At least we got cool bar names like "The 21st Amendment" out of it.

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    3. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      It's hard to blame them; alcohol is already dangerous and adding a stimulant can only make it worse. I bet they have trouble drawing the line between "powerful psychoactive drug linked to addiction and serious long-term health problems" and "same but legal for political reasons."

      Not that caffeine is particularly dangerous, but someone at the FDA probably gets buried in controversy every time a new alcohol product lands on his desk.

    4. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since is only looking at pre-mixed drinks; you're free to mix vodka and red bull if you want, and in fact bars are free to mix them for their patrons as well.

    5. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by mweather · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We tried banning cannabis, cocaine, heroin, and a laundry list of other drugs as well. It hasn't worked out any better.

    6. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Funny

      We tried banning cannabis, cocaine, heroin, and a laundry list of other drugs as well

      I don't know about cocaine or heroin, but I am all for banning the eating of other people, AND banning me having to do laundry.

      (lame joke quota: filled... for now...)

    7. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by fractoid · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I've had a couple of bad experiences mixing energy drinks with spirits, and I avoid it now. The problem is that enough caffeine can keep you up and mobile well past the point when you should have passed out from alcohol, resulting in you doing really, REALLY retarded things. And what you say about "powerful psychoactive drugs" is very true - alcohol is no better (or worse) than many things that will land you in jail for 20 years.

      I found the comment at the end of this article very telling (even if it is about Australia, not the U.S.):

      "Dealers often advertise this drug as being like ecstasy but its properties are much more similar to cocaine and amphetamines," said Professor Iain McGregor, director of Sydney University's Psychopharmacology Laboratory. "Users get feelings of euphoria, it's dancey, it's happy, a bit trippy.

      "Unfortunately for people like myself and Paul (Dillon), who are here to tell people drugs are bad, there doesn't appear to be a whole lot that is bad about it."

      You heard it here first, folks. It's 'unfortunate' for the regulators when there "doesn't appear to be a whole lot that is bad about" a mood altering substance.

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    8. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We tried banning cannabis, cocaine, heroin, and a laundry list of other drugs as well. It hasn't worked out any better.

      Actually, out of all of those the only one we've banned is pot. The others are restricted, but legally available from your local pharmacy. Translation- it's good to be a pillhead, but stay away from the stuff that grows naturally, it's "bad" for you.

      Along a similar line, if caffeine is an "additive" then how exactly does it get into cofee and tea? Doh!

      Besides, while the FDA might be able to put a little pressure here, caffeine is already pre-approved for general consumption and doesn't require individual approval. If their beef is that it hasn't been approved for use with alcohol, then the FDA is out of luck since they don't have control over booze... that belongs to the BATF.

    9. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      In certain circumstances I think certain combinations are appropriately banned, like liquor store / car dealership for example

    10. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by bertoelcon · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am all for banning the eating of other people.

      Really I think its a waste of perfectly good food to not to eat people. Think of how many starving people 1 fat person would feed. It is like recycling food.

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    11. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While they're at it, can they at least get some regulations about caffeine labeling on beverages? I'm sure I'm not the only one who gets really twitchy above a 350 mg dosage, and the fact that most "energy drinks" don't specify how much ("about a cup of coffee" is not a measurement, FFS) is really annoying.

    12. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Informative

      You heard it here first, folks. It's 'unfortunate' for the regulators when there "doesn't appear to be a whole lot that is bad about" a mood altering substance.

      It's an untested drug. Its effects on the body have never been studied. People are taking it anyway, and regulators don't have an easy warning to tell users to get them to stop taking it.

      FDA-approved prescription medications have a long enough history of terrifying mistakes. If there's a place to take a stand for conscientious drug use, it's not here.

    13. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by jours · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Karma be damned: Yes, it has worked out better. Sixty-plus percent of Americans drink alcohol (CBS) while only about 7% use illegal drugs (White House), and that includes marijuana.

      The "war on drugs" has its problems to be sure, but it certainly does reduce drug use in the general population if only because it chokes the supply.

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    14. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 1

      The problem is that enough caffeine can keep you up and mobile well past the point when you should have passed out from alcohol

      Somehow I think passing out from alcohol is a problem in and of itself.

    15. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by fractoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not condoning the use of an untested drug with unknown side effects. There's no way in hell I'd try this new compound until it had a long track record and the full effects were well known. Of course, since it makes people happy, that will probably never happen in a clinical trial because it will be banned to appease puritans.

      What I was doing was strongly condemning the attitude of a publicly funded scientist who seems to believe that it is his duty to paint recreational drug use as a bad thing regardless of whether or not it is genuinely harmful.

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    16. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't choke the supply.. at all.
      The only good the war on drugs has done is indoctrinated the public into believing that at all illegal drugs are evil and will steal your soul.

    17. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Two words, dude. Sustainable cannibalism.

      I have a friend who has a rare disease of the internal organs. Every few months he has to go to the doctor, who takes a big chunk of his liver for testing. Between tests, it GROWS BACK like crabgrass.

      So how about making human liver from living donors a viable food source? I figure as long as we don't those who eat donated liver also donate their livers to eat, it's all good.

    18. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The problem is that enough caffeine can keep you up and mobile well past the point when you should have passed out from alcohol, resulting in you doing really, REALLY retarded things.

      Examples of things to NOT do with friends at 3am after too many Red Bulls and vodka shots:

      • Paint your bedroom.
      • Call old girlfriends.
      • Say: "I think I need a haircut."
      • Think: "That Wasabi can't be that hot."
      • Do *anything* without your pants on - alone or (especially) not alone.

      This advise is doubly important if you're also high.

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    19. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Informative

      7% use illegal drugs (White House), and that includes marijuana.

      yeah, so consider the source. A recent survey here in NH found 11% freely admitting to pollsters that they smoke weed.

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    20. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Informative

      We tried banning cannabis, cocaine, heroin, and a laundry list of other drugs as well. It hasn't worked out any better.

      That's simply not true. It's provided tremendous revenue for black ops government entities that don't officially exist, has kept the military industrial complex well fed, the US at a constant state of 'war' and provided cover for a creeping police state.

      It's worked out tremendously (unless you care about quaint things like rule-of-law).

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    21. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      The difference is that alcohol became legal again.

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    22. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      Solient green is PEOPLE!

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    23. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you've forced some people not to use a harmless substance at what cost? Billions of dollars wasted. Thousands killed by gangs and cartels. Millions of fellow citizens locked up and living off of your money. Countless violations of constitutional rights in order to enforce the pointless bans.

      Prohibition is a disgrace and you've got to be either an idiot, or making money off it to argue otherwise.

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    24. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Human Resources ?

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    25. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 2, Funny

      We tried banning cannabis, cocaine, heroin, and a laundry list of other drugs as well. It hasn't worked out any better.

      Hah! You're busted! Only pot smokers talk about how "cannabis" laws are unjust, stupid, or just don't work. They're perfectly correct and some of their points can not be argued with, but the rest of us, the non-hippies how abide by our laws, say "marijuana." Don't worry, slashdot obviously does not require any pre-posting drug screens, so you're in the clear.



      PS wanna go out to the parking lot man?

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    26. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It chokes the supply a significant amount. There's a large number of people here (myself included) that wouldn't know where to find drugs if they wanted them this week. That's one hell of a step away from them being available at your local supermarket/drugstore.

      Not that this is how it should be, but yes, it does stop the supply somewhat.

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    27. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to some studies over in europe, after pot was made 'legal', usage went down, so it may in fact increase usage. It's certain that banning alcohol made the related problems way worse, so it's reasonable to expect the same for pot. Also, teenagers have an easier time getting pot compared to booze, so that's what they do.

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    28. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the other 53% are in jail. I am sure the stats will support the other drug if we legit one and illegal the other. ^_^

    29. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be honest, alcohol is one of the worst drugs for the fact that it's one of the most addictive (compare, e.g. with THC/Cannabis, Psylocibin/'Shrooms or LSD, which are not addictive), most toxic and socially most destructive (because it increases agressiveness).

      Yet alcohol is 100% legal in any amounts, and all other drugs (of which some are safe and actually beneficial (e.g. THC is a powerful antidepressant and apparently improves the condition of Alzheimer's patients)) are 100% illegal in any amounts.

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    30. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Think of how many starving people 1 fat person would feed.

      Ugh, I'm gonna be sick now...

      Think of all the cholesterol!

    31. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      Yet alcohol is 100% legal in any amounts, and all other drugs (of which some are safe and actually beneficial (e.g. THC is a powerful antidepressant and apparently improves the condition of Alzheimer's patients)) are 100% illegal in any amounts.

      Not true - the Federal government has a few people for whom pot is deemed a "Medical Necessity". Sort of makes the Schedule 1 - "no currently accepted medical use" - classification of pot seem a bit political rather than medical doesn't it?

    32. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Sort of makes the Schedule 1 - "no currently accepted medical use" - classification of pot seem a bit political rather than medical doesn't it?

      I don't think there's much to do with drugs (with obvious exceptions for the few that are seriously addictive and physically damaging) that isn't political rather than medical.

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    33. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The problem is that enough caffeine can keep you up and mobile well past the point when you should have passed out from alcohol, resulting in you doing really, REALLY retarded things.

      Back in the mid-70s, when I was young, I made a great discovery: first, have a shot of tequila, mano a mano and back it up with a glass of Mexican Coffee. (Like Irish, but with tequila instead of Irish whiskey.) When that's empty, get a refill on both. The tequila gets you drunk and the coffee gets you wired, resulting in a weird, wide awake drunk. I won't talk about how I'd feel the next morning, however.

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    34. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      I have literally done every single one of these things.

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    35. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most people especially the fat ones probably won't pass FDA toxicity tests. Lots of toxic stuff accumulates in fat over the years.

    36. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      So how about making human liver from living donors a viable food source? I figure as long as we don't those who eat donated liver also donate their livers to eat, it's all good.

      Did you just suggest a perpetual motion machine using horribly nonsensical English?

    37. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think its a waste of perfectly good food to not to eat people

      Well, maybe with chiani.... and if properly prepared, then again, there is that prion issue.

      No, I think I'll stand by my sig, as long as I deign preserve it thus.

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    38. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by lastgoodnickname · · Score: 0

      Really I think its a waste of perfectly good food to not to eat people.

      That's what SHE said.

    39. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. And not remember Anything.

      * screaming stupid shit in the middle of busy streets

      * crying to catch taxis by running in front of them

      but hey, I wouldn't stop drinking anyway :D

    40. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Firehed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Probably none. They're fat, not muscular. Eating bodybuilders, on the other hand, may pan out in a crisis.

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    41. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by JimboFBX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd swap pot for alcohol any day of the week as person with booze in my freezer and as a person who's never done pot. Until then, I advocate a liquor license and the ability petition away an individual's license. Quite simply people shouldn't be buying nor supplying alcohol to alcoholics and the honor system we have here flat out doesn't work when an alcoholic by definition has something screwed up in their brain. Booze should also be introduced gradually at younger ages that predate driving (enforced by the license).

      Also pot will make you sterile (low sperm count) with excessive use. Alcoholics on the other hand... Well, we all know that story. If your addicted rampantly to something I'd rather you were sterile and not hurting the human race by reproducing.

      And I'm against simply legalizing pot and keeping alcohol because I believe recreational drugs are counter-productive to society. If your bored, do something creative, learn new talents, volunteer, find ways to contribute. Kids who play video games to counter boredom often times grow up to be scientists or programmers. Kids who do drugs grow up to ring up your order, have too many kids who have a shitty childhood, and also supply drugs to people who shouldn't get it. Additionally, many people unfortunately use government laws as their moral compass; legalizing a drug is one way of saying "society says its ok". Ok, it our laws shouldn't be saying that, but we outlaw so many things that are even remotely dangerous that that is what our laws have become. If its legal, then it must be safe and there must be nothing wrong with it.

    42. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Drug war produces its sidekick gang war. It also financed the drug cartels, civil wars in some Latin America (FARK, Sandinista, etc.). The collateral damage is arguably worse than the harm of drug use.

      Not to mention overcrowding prisons in CA, helping the state go bankrupt even faster.

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    43. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by lastgoodnickname · · Score: 0

      Solyent Chrome is vegetables.

    44. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Firehed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You consider the White House to be a valid source on illegal drug use stats? That sounds about as valid as a study from Mr. Kalashnikov showing that AK47s are the best machine guns available. I'd trust numbers from the DEA before the White House - they're just enforcing the policies, not trying to shove their importance down everyone's throats.

      Maybe it's a regional thing, but I'd guess it's closer to 20-30% around here. If you were to look only at people between 17-25, it's probably 60%+.

      Of course, it also depends how you quantify "use". Daily? Once a week? A month? A year? Ever?

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    45. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Go to your nearest college campus. It's practically a black market emporium, whether you need PILLS HERE (uppers, downers, stimulants, concentration enhancers, etc.) or any number of other recreational drugs.

    46. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by bunbuntheminilop · · Score: 0

      The chinese lost the Opium wars, and it destroyed their government. History tells us that we probably wont win, but we must fight the fight.

    47. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      I've had a couple of bad experiences mixing energy drinks with spirits, and I avoid it now. The problem is that enough caffeine can keep you up and mobile well past the point when you should have passed out from alcohol, resulting in you doing really, REALLY retarded things. And what you say about "powerful psychoactive drugs" is very true - alcohol is no better (or worse) than many things that will land you in jail for 20 years.

      You mix a stimulant with a depressant and you expect precisely what to happen? These aren't waveforms or chemicals that cancel out; you'll be able to make bad decisions twice as fast!

      Of course, the caffeine keeping you up long enough to give you time to pound back a few extra beers isn't going to help either.

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    48. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Probably none. They're fat, not muscular. Eating bodybuilders, on the other hand, may pan out in a crisis.

      Actually, the fat person will feed more people, although it's probably not as healthy a diet. (Your statement seems to imply only protein is a food source -- both carbs and fat are food sources too, and of more immediate value to the consumer, being easier to convert into energy directly.)

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    49. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by lastgoodnickname · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I Kids who play video games to counter boredom often times grow up to ring up your order, have too many kids who have a shitty childhood, and also supply drugs to people who shouldn't get it. Kids who do drugs grow up to be scientists or programmers.

    50. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      XD

      In all seriousness, what is it about being drunk that makes "paint your bedroom" seem like a good idea? I don't mean why the idea seems like a good one when drunk, I mean of all the bad things you could do while drunk, what is it about painting a room that makes that particular idea such a popular one? I swear that particular impulse is far more common than many other bad ideas for things you could do while drunk? What is it about home improvement in general and painting in particular?

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    51. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 2, Informative

      We tried banning cannabis, cocaine, heroin, and a laundry list of other drugs as well. It hasn't worked out any better.

      Actually, out of all of those the only one we've banned is pot. The others are restricted, but legally available from your local pharmacy.

      I don't believe that heroin is legally available even by prescription, at least not in the U.S. It's a Schedule I controlled substance, here which means, among other things, that:

      (A) The drug or other substance has a high potential for abuse.
      (B) The drug or other substance has no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.

      You're right about cocaine, though; it's sometimes still used as a local anesthetic.

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    52. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      I have literally done every single one of these things.

      Not me. I hate painting.

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    53. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Shihar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree. It has worked awesome. At only the cost of a billions on dollars, literally hundreds of thousands of deaths, the funding of black markets, and the countless ruined lives for minor drug offenses, we have done a great job making it so that only about 10% of the population is criminal at any one time for using a basically harmless drug that ranks below caffeine and alcohol in terms of side effectives. Mission accomplished! We are winning the war on drugs!

    54. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only people for prohibition are crooked cops and gangsters. It hurts everyone else.

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    55. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Think of how many starving people 1 fat person would feed. It is like recycling food.

      So, you don't care about what that's going to do to the cholesterol levels of those poor starving people.

      At least we can feed them lean people, instead. I have a neighbor who's out running every morning. He doesn't have much meat, but what's there is probably healthy, if a bit stringy.

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    56. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      *Drinks a lot*

      Damn, that's an ugly color. I'm gonna fix that shit now!

    57. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      As a chemist, I only drink Red Ox.

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    58. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Also pot will make you sterile (low sperm count) with excessive use.

      Not really, this is an ancient myth and I dare you to find any reliable sources claiming this (no, government websites listing side-effects of cannabis are not "reliable sources", I mean actual references for research that has shown this).

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    59. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd smoke less of it if it was easier to get hold of.

      Some days I can't be bothered with it, like during the week, but if there's some left from the weekend, I smoke it. Sometimes when I have important things to do :(

      If I could buy a joint's worth whenever i felt like it, like after a bad day at the office, I would smoke less of it.

    60. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by kklein · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's a large number of people here (myself included) that wouldn't know where to find drugs if they wanted them this week.

      That's just because you don't want any this week. If you did, you'd know.

      I don't want any this week, either, but I know someone who would know, if I did want any.

      See, I don't think we've done anything, because the simple fact of the matter is that most people don't actually want to do anything harder than pot (which is why we should legalize it). I've never liked pot, but I've experimented considerably beyond that, and you know what? Drugs suck. I don't think they should be illegal, but I also don't think we are really reducing users any, because the vast majority of people who try them don't keep doing them.

      Alcohol, for all its ills, is very easy to use and very easy to dose correctly. Mistakes still happen, but the truth of the matter is that doing a little of it feels good, and then it starts feeling bad and worse and worse the more you do. There is a very large swath of dosage of that drug that is just plain unpleasant, and that is usually enough to keep people from hurting themselves on it. Even so, people--usually novice users of it--sometimes go too far. No matter though, because when that happens, you just take them to the hospital and get their stomach pumped.

      I say "no matter" because when you decide to do that, you're not deciding to go to jail after the hospital. And that is am important difference between legal drugs and illegal drugs.

      Now, there are some people for whom the unpleasantness of drunkenness is not dissuasive. They will keep using until they are addicted. The same is true with any other drug you can think of--some people can't or won't control themselves, and you can't stop them from destroying their lives with substances. They are weak people, even when they are our friends and family members, and they get what they deserve.

      Maybe it's in their character; maybe it's in their genes, but they are going to die in a gutter whether drugs are illegal or not.

      So why do all of us have to have our rights trampled and lose our sovereignty over what we do with our own bodies just to vainly try to save degenerates who are not long for this world and are only trivially affected by these laws?

      You, Mr. Freeman, have obviously not tried enough drugs or been around enough users to have any idea what you're talking about.

    61. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to post the same thing, but noting Lawyers, Prison workers, Drug testing labs, shrinks, rehab counselors ,,,
      It's worked real well.

    62. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by JimboFBX · · Score: 2, Funny

      My wife's sterile hippie uncle.

    63. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if it was legal it would only go to terrorists in D.C.

    64. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by crasher35 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      We also tried banning alcohol (prohibition). That didn't work too well either.

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      I don't like to sit. Sitting is for people who like to sit.

    65. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      To be honest, alcohol is one of the worst drugs for the fact that it's one of the most addictive (compare, e.g. with THC/Cannabis, Psylocibin/'Shrooms or LSD, which are not addictive), most toxic and socially most destructive (because it increases agressiveness). Source? Study? Proof? That it's one of the worst, one of the most addictive and that the other drugs you list are not addictive. By the way, I've never known anyone who gets aggressive when drunk. Happy or silly, yes. Aggressive, no.

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    66. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soylent Green is spelt right!

    67. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by makomk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Of course it's his job. Here in the UK, the government's scientific advisor on drugs was foolish enough to advise based on the actual science. He got sacked as a result.

    68. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Dilpo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This isn't so much about banning each of the drugs from use or use in combination. This is the FDA forbidding the sale of these two in combination because no one bothered to check (with them) if it was safe. The FDA doesn't give a shit what you do with the stuff you buy after you buy it. Their job is just to make sure that the stuff on the shelf labeled for human consumption is safe for human consumption. If you buy eggs and let them sit out for 2 weeks on the counter the FDA doesn't give a shit if that made you sick and they don't give a shit if you mix a red bull and vodka. They just don't want you mixing them, bottling them up, and then offering it for sale without checking to make sure that its safe and proving to them that its safe.

      Now on the other hand if you do decide you REALLY want to sell that. You can jump through their hoops performing studies to demonstrate how your specific caffeinated alcoholic drink is safe. If they then approve it based on those studies then you are all good for selling it.
      Their beef, as it stands right now, is that on one bothered to check with them first before just mixing stuff and putting it up for sale. This isn't some OMG WE MUST BAN THIS ITS KILLING OUR CHILDREN HALP DEA! This is just the FDA saying "hey you broke the rules, the very well known and publicly available rules that helps us ensure that stuff sitting on the shelf for sale won't kill you."

    69. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Is alcohol actually physically addictive? I had always thought that it was, like marijuana, only psychologically addictive.

    70. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by edumacator · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points. I would give you a +1 funny for sure...

    71. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by kramerd · · Score: 1

      Regulators could just say "its an untested drug, its effects on the body have never been studied."

      Seems like a pretty easy warning to me...

    72. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Heroin is available under medial supervision as a pain killer in Britain. In the US, doctors seem to prefer to prescribe things like Vicodin which does much the same thing.

    73. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by ultranova · · Score: 4, Informative

      Is alcohol actually physically addictive? I had always thought that it was, like marijuana, only psychologically addictive.

      Not only is it physically addictive, it's also one of the few substances who's withdrawal symptoms can kill you.

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    74. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by RMingin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cocaine is, in fact, the only local I know of that can be used in the eye. Go ask an eye surgeon how much cocaine they use in a month. It'll be a non-trivial amount, and absurdly pure, but unfortunately also metered to an extraordinary fineness, and covered with seals and signatures ten ways to Sunday.

      There's actually a chemical plant in New Jersey that provides all of the US G'vmt's legal cocaine supply. They give the post-processed leaves to Coca-Cola for extraction of the infamous non-active ingredients afterwords. It's a fun research topic.

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    75. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      Heroin is available under medial supervision as a pain killer in Britain. In the US, doctors seem to prefer to prescribe things like Vicodin

      It's not so much that U.S. doctors prefer to prescribe other drugs, it's that they have no choice. Being a Schedule I substance, it's illegal to prescribe heroin for any purpose here. That's too bad, really, because it's the best choice in certain situations, particularly end-of-life pain mitigation.

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    76. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      How about just cannibalizing the government officials who overstep their constitutionally assigned duties.
      Democrats could actually feed the poor. Republicans on a spit.There are enough bureaucarts, politicians, judges, and cops to drive the price of meat down for years.
                This is an entirely new twist on the old "eat the rich" attitude, since it turns out the rich have done more to keep the U.S. working and viable in a year than the government ever has.
           
      Whatever is left over could be made into fertilizer and lampshades.

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    77. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more to the point, am I breaking the law by making mead with coffee in place of plain water?

    78. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heroin is not, a but a whole HOST of derivative drugs (or more properly, drugs derived from the same source) certainly are.

      Morphine, oxycodone (Percocet, Percodan, Oxycontin, etc.), hydrocodone (Vicodin, Norco, etc.), codeine...and so on and so forth.

    79. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Well if you make jerky , no one could tell the difference. Just tell them its deer meat.
      People usually don't even question the mountain oysters I fry up when I tell them its chicken nuggets.

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    80. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      I was even shooting for funny, I didn't expect to be taken this seriously.

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    81. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      By the way, I've never known anyone who gets aggressive when drunk. Happy or silly, yes. Aggressive, no.

      You've never seen an aggressive drunk? You must lead a sheltered life.

    82. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by jbengt · · Score: 1

      DTs

    83. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      I was even shooting for funny, I didn't expect to be taken this seriously.

      What, mods can't make jokes too? I think the insightful mod is very funny - as it was clearly intended to be.

      Anyway I wouldn't eat people, but I could go for some Spaaaaace Meaaat!

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    84. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      I've discussed this at length with friends. Highly active people would not be tasty, their meat would be too tough. You basically want people that have lived like veal calves but are built such that they have plenty of muscle mass despite being slow and weak.

        - A not-self-interested-at-all long distance runner

    85. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Mr+Otobor · · Score: 1

      Ewww, think of all the diseases. We already tried feeding pigs to pigs and cows to cows, look how well that turned out.

    86. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Funny

      Human Resources ?

      From a new hire package:
      Retirement Options
      Please select the end of the statement you feel most closely matches your lifestyle and personal preferences:
      When I retire I would like:

      1. to be braised in a white wine reduction.
      2. to be wrapped in banana leaves and buried in a hole full of hot rocks.
      3. to be smoked in a bar-b-que pit.
      4. to be made into bratwurst and boiled in beer.
      5. to be far, far away from you crazy fuckers!
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    87. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by hitmark · · Score: 1

      huh, i thought the common word was "weed"...

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    88. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Do we need further evidence that slashdot moderation is broken and does not in practice self correct. +5 funny, while tasteless, I could accept. But +4 insightful says people here have considered this and really would like to start eating other people. That is of course ridiculous.

      Like to, no. Resort to, of course they would. History does tend to bare this out. While the OP may have been going for the joke, and some folks played along, this topic makes many people nervous because they think they know who they are... thinking about this topic may take them places they don't want to go, psychologically speaking. Also, eating someone that has died is not the same (in my book at least) as killing someone to eat them. If they are already dead there is no selection process or criteria. But to think that entertaining the idea is out of bounds for some reason is choosing to place yourself in a small box and ignoring history. As for the tasteless jokes, well, someone with such a low uid should not need to be told but "Welcome to Slashdot!"

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    89. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "alcohol is being kept legal while it has a lot more health issues than like cannabis"

      Yeah, because a worse drug is on the market makes it okay for another drug to be legal. Fact is, cannabis in excess causes all sorts of problems, including lung cancer (unfiltered smoke), cognitive issues (esp. long term use), and other brain issues (pressure changes). All of the major items you listed are long term or abusive alcoholic risks. For example, low alcohol consumption reduces stroke, heart attack, and cardiovascular disease, not increase it, more benefits if it's red wine.

      Compare that to cannabis, where it seems all the "benefits" of THC use is really as a treatment, not a regular dosing which most people advocating its legalization really are aiming for.

      I'm in favor of cannabis being legal, more for economic reasons (the plants make great fiber for clothes and paper and the seeds are quite good to eat and nutritious) and anti-drug reasons (opposite of what yours might be, as it would crush the Mary Jane users and all the criminal activity in the underground traffic). The main problem I have with cannabis being legal is the same problem I have with cigarettes being legal--if YOU want to smoke, that's fine; contain your smoke--don't give it to your kids, the neighbors, etc. Too many people use their shit outdoors in the deliberate or ignorant presence of other people, toss their butts outside (the number of forest fires caused by this practice is absurd, the environmental impact alone should make this illegal anywhere), crack a car window waiting for a light as pedestrians wait to cross, etc. I'm rather sick of getting second hand smoke everytime I walk into a shopping mall from adults and teens smoking outside at the entrance, or neighbors who smoke on their porches. Get a room and vent it up your chimney all you want. Smoke THC outside with my kids nearby, and legal or not, I'll burn dog shit at the property line next time the wind is blowing into your home and you're trying to have a bbq (all, the joys of owning propane tanks and red dragons and no nearby conifers).

    90. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Delicatessen?

    91. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Sheltered? BWAHAHAHAHA. I went to college who with people who started the weekend with a fifth of vodka or a 30-rack of beer. Then there were the Furries and Rocky Horror fans. I've met and seen scores of people who were drunk. None of them got violent.

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    92. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Usage of alcohol went up during prohibition and then down afterwards. Its the 80/20 90/10 or whatever rule that its the minority that does the majority of the drinking/drug use, etc. So, it may not affect the teetotalers, but for those that participate, you have to be in the "club" once its illegal, and then you want the most powerful dosage you can get because its more bang for your buck, easier to conceal, etc.

    93. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1

      As someone who has booze in their freezer, you sound like a bit of a hypocrite.

    94. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just get some at the body shop...

    95. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Xyrus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and it's OK for you.

      ~X~

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    96. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just commenting to say that

      teenagers have an easier time getting pot compared to booze, so that's what they do

      is a very good thing. I don't care to back up the next statements with facts, but feel free to check if you are really interested: It is better, during mental development (which is argued to last until age 20 or so), that they smoke pot instead of drink alcohol. Alcohol kills the memory cells, where pot only temporarily impairs memory cells. When you are developing mentally, it is a very bad idea to force reiterization of the already formed mental capacities.

    97. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please post where to get this drug, I want to try it before I commit myself to an oppinion

    98. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

      Examples of things to NOT do with friends at 3am after too many Red Bulls and vodka shots:

      • Do *anything* without your pants on - alone or (especially) not alone.
      • l

      You, sir, have either an exceptionally capable bladder or exceptionally repulsive pants.

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    99. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And keeps prices high due to artificial scarcity, much to the joy of the drug lords. (Who I suspect are the major driving force behind the 'war on drugs', without which their profits would substantially shrink, at least in the short term.)

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    100. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am all for banning the eating of other people.

      Really I think its a waste of perfectly good food to not to eat people. Think of how many starving people 1 fat person would feed. It is like recycling food.

      Yes, but really...who wants to eat all that fat.

    101. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why have drugs become cheaper/stronger as time passed?

    102. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by tyrus568 · · Score: 1

      "They are weak people, even when they are our friends and family members, and they get what they deserve.

      Maybe it's in their character;"

      I must inform you that addiction is a disease. It is not a moral failing, but an incurable, progressive, and eventually deadly disease that can only be arrested, kind of like cancer.

      Shame on you for judging an entire class of people.

      Drug addiction is a brain disease that is recurring and devastating on the afflicted as well as their families and loved ones. I don't wish it on anyone.

      I don't disavow the blame on addicts for the damage that they do; only they are responsible. But they suffer from a disease, and it is not a moral failing as you claim.

    103. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      more to the point, am I breaking the law by making mead with coffee in place of plain water?

      I'm pretty sure you're cool as long as you aren't selling it.

      Let me rephrase that: coffee-based mead is a vile idea. Your drink is bad and you should feel bad.

      =3

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    104. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'll get modded down to oblivion but I think we should have kept the ban on alcohol exactly for the reasons the parent poster stated. Alcohol is dangerous - small amounts don't (usually) do anything but over time it's not good for people, especially their brains. Alcohol dissolves brain tissue - particularly the neurons in the cerebellum. Alcohol can weaken the blood brain barrier (over time) and cause all sorts of problems. Most of our automobile accidents are mainly due to alcohol. Much of our crime is due to (or greatly exacerbated by) alcohol.

      Besides, during Prohibition organized crime rates may have gone up but overall crime rates went down. Prohibition was effective but too many people didn't want it for it to last. That's fine - that was the will of the people but I still think it should have lasted.

    105. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Nice ad hominem attacks there. Marijuana is not harmless. It's not as bad as cigarettes or alcohol or many of the other drugs but it is not "harmless". There's a strong consensus within neuroscience research that marijuana is not good for your brain.

    106. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by ChangelingJane · · Score: 1

      I guess everybody's forgotten how mad cow disease started...

    107. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by ChangelingJane · · Score: 1

      Drive-thru liquor stores, on the other hand, still exist in some places.

    108. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Not really. Mad cow disease, when transmitted to humans, is called variant Creutzfeld-Jacob disease. The original Creutzfeld-Jacob disease occurs spontaneously, but can be transmitted by cannibalism and is suspected to have been more common among some tribes that practised cannibalism like those in New Guinea and elsewhere. But cows didn't get mad cow disease by eating people or even by eating cows; as with humans it probably started spontaneously. However, it did get much more widespread as a result of feeding unusable cow parts, like the nervous system, back to cows to cut feed costs. That said, the prions tend to be more in the nervous system, so you might be relatively safer eating the liver, if it weren't for the fact that the liver is the filter of the bloodstream and contains a lot more noxious junk (as well as some important vitamins) than the rest of the body as a result.

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    109. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Since is only looking at pre-mixed drinks; you're free to mix vodka and red bull if you want, and in fact bars are free to mix them for their patrons as well.

      What is the point of making it illegal to manufacture drinks containing alcohol and caffeine while allowing me to pour Irish Whiskey into my coffee whenever I like? Or Rum into my Coke? Or....

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    110. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect "sterile" is just his excuse to skip the rubber

    111. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a large number of people here (myself included) that wouldn't know where to find drugs if they wanted them this week.

      There's also a large number of people that have an easier time obtaining marijuana than alcohol. We call them teenagers.

      It's been shown that when you control substances, like alcohol, they're harder for minors to obtain than when they're banned outright, like pot. However, neither method is particularly effective, but one is worse than the other.

    112. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      So how about making human liver from living donors a viable food source? I figure as long as we don't those who eat donated liver also donate their livers to eat, it's all good.

      This sentence order is of out.

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    113. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      The research is mixed, but certainly not enough evidence of harm exists to justify prohibition. Replace harmless with "maybe somewhat harmful" if you like, the argument still stands.

      And the people supporting prohibition are still idiots or profiteers.

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    114. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought he got sacked not for the advice per-se but for bitching publicly when the governement ignored his advice.

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    115. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      Lets also not forget that alcohol IS more dangerous to overdose on than heroin.

      Alcohol intoxication/poisoning/overdose:
      Go to the hospital and get stomach pumped, if this fails to remove enough alcohol, you're probably screwed.

      Heroin intoxication/overdose If you can get to the hospital with a pulse and aren't brain dead yet, ONE SHOT of an opiate antagonist, Naloxone, and you no longer face any threat, except for the legal thread, and if you were using long half life opioids like methadone, which would require repeated naloxone doses.

      The point is:

      If you're only on opiates, YOU'VE BEEN BROUGHT BACK TO BASELINE.

      If you're only on alcohol, you're still intoxicated, you've just had additional fluids removed so hopefully you don't die.

      Also, the most common combination drugs seen in drug overdose deaths are opioids mixed with benzodiazapines, but, there are antidotes (drug-antagonists) for both of these drug types.

    116. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Forget that... captain and coke? That's been around for ages.

    117. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Unequivocal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh great. Another movie ending spoiled.

    118. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

      Just a bit of info from an oncology nurse: there is an increase in chemo resistant carcinoma with people who start smoking pot at a young age. Many of the complications from alcohol have well known and effective treatments.

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    119. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

      According to the linked article, it only targets packaged drinks. Had me concerned because I enjoy that, rum and coke, or on special occasions a Patron and red bull.

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    120. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've discussed this at length with friends. Highly active people would not be tasty, their meat would be too tough.

      Dude, it's all about the marinade.

      I have found that if you lay the runner-steaks in a shallow bowl of garlic and tamari overnight, cover it and set it in the refrigerator, it'll be both tasty and tender the next day.

      Then, just before the meat is done, you add one beaten egg yolk and the juice from one pineal gland to the marinade, bring it to a simmer and use it as a reduction sauce. You can also add a tbsp of flour and rendered lard (talk to your local liposuctionist) to make a nice roux.

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    121. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by mweather · · Score: 1

      7% currently use drugs. The majority have tried at least one. The majority had the opportunity to do drugs and decided not to. Legalization is not going to change that at all. Of all the reasons not to do cocaine, or heroin, or meth, their legality is dead last. Everyone who wants to do drugs, already does. Everyone else tried and gave them up, or never had any desire to try them in the first place. The law played almost no part in their decision.

    122. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      By the way, I've never known anyone who gets aggressive when drunk. Happy or silly, yes. Aggressive, no.

      Yeah, well, that's a big pile of bullshit right there.

      FYI, about 100.000 violent crimes annually in the US are done under the influence of alcohol. This doesn't include the many cases of domestic abuse and violence of all kinds, that end unreported.

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    123. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess that makes me an idiot because there is no way I'd profit from prohibition. :)

    124. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Meski · · Score: 1

      Red Bull & vodka - only did that once, and I got worst hangover imaginable.

    125. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      I know it was used as an anesthetic at one time, but do they use it for that at all anymore?
      The only thing I found was: "Cocaine and Phenylephrine Eye Drop Test for Parkinson Disease"
      http://jama.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/full/293/8/932-b

    126. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by RMingin · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine#Cocaine_as_a_local_anesthetic

      It is true that it's being replaced with synthetics, but I believe it's in wider use than the WP article implies. I've talked to several local eye surgeons who swear by it and endure large amounts of additional paperwork to get the Real Thing.

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    127. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      There is a huge difference between banning the manufacture and commercialisation of a product and making the possession and use of a product illegal.

      So should unhealthy products, that are addictive and bad for human health be limited in their 'commercial' viability, of course, should possession and use be made illegal, of course not.

      Should corporations be fined hundreds of millions of dollars and their executives imprisoned for the rest of their lives when they knowingly produce and sell addictive toxic products, absolutely, should the users be penalised considering they are already victims, absolutely not.

      So either tax the life out of noxious junk food and beverages or make their 'commercial production' and 'commercial sale' (where the return for the fines justify prosecution) illegal. Now of course limited production, with auditing and monitoring of production facilities, sold at regulated premises with all advertising and commercialisation being strictly illegal, taxed specifically for the purpose of treating harmful consequences and addiction and, with strictly controlled and audited profit structures (you do not ever want it to be a desirable commercial business venture), puts yet another light on it.

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    128. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Alcohol, for all its ills, is very easy to use and very easy to dose correctly.

      This is mainly due to the fact that it is commercially available and regulated. If you were buying your alcohol in unmarked bottles from a guy on a street corner in an unsavoury neighbourhood, and could never be sure whether you were getting pure meths, urine or hopefully something in between, then you might have a few more problems with correct dosing.

    129. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 2, Funny

      What you reverse polish notation do have against?

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    130. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I wish I could transfer points from my own post score to other posts. Mod parent up +(1/x; x->0)

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    131. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by donovansmith · · Score: 1

      I can see it now. Stevinson Toyota and Liquormart. Where the sales people will try to sell you a top shelf 10-year-old scotch with an extended warranty, paint protection, and theft recovery service.

    132. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by kauttapiste · · Score: 1

      Or..you could give the high-explosives treatment like in Mythbusters!

    133. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      several local eye surgeons who swear by it and endure large amounts of additional paperwork to get the Real Thing

      Heh, well THAT 's not surprising! But seriously, thanks for the response; I was just curious.

    134. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by makomk · · Score: 1

      Not really, given that the "bitching" happened before the Government went and ignored his advice, amongst other things.

    135. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      Darn! I thought it was "pot"!

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    136. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      Because they don't want you to think something like "if the government allows it to be sold in my grocery, it must be harmless". After that, if you want to create your own home poison, it's your loss^H^H^H^Hchoice.

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    137. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      Second result from googling "aggressive drunk".

      Every now and then, there's a news flash about a dad hitting his wives and children after getting drunk.

      Personally, I believe that alcohol just kills inhibition. If you already had aggressive ideas before getting drunk, you're likely to put them to action when drunk. If, in the other hand, you had happy thoughts, you're likely to make a fool of yourself.

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    138. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      dad hitting his wives

      Not necessarily in Middle East, but a honest typo : )

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    139. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      "According to some studies over in europe, after pot was made 'legal', usage went down,"

      Alright, seriously? my post was modded down to 1, but this mention of "studies" gets modded up to "+5 insightful"?

      Alright fine, I guess I'll do the same:
      According to some studies done in America, when pot was made illegal, it caused usage to go down.

      Mod this +5 please!!! I mentioned "Studies"!!!

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    140. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Says the man who can't tell supply from demand. You not being able to find a market means demand goes down. Current drug busts haven't got a chinese chance in hell of affecting supply - pot is cheap, and it's the largest illegal drug crop in the US by dollars (accordingly to clearly fuzzy studies - it is illegal, after all). Cocaine is (again, according to second hand reports) cheaper now than in the 80s, so I don't see supply of much of anything being choked.

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    141. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a tremendous cunt you are.

    142. Re:Mines a vodka and red bull... by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      How would you get drugs in Japan when the stigma for doing anything outside of booze and cigarettes is so great?

  2. Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok? by Glasswire · · Score: 1

    And would my bartender get arrested?

  3. The names alone should be enough for a ban by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    Liquid Charge, Max Fury, Hard Wired, Vicious Vodka ... Anyone who sells stuff with names like that deserves to be shut down. Of course, anyone who buys the stuff deserves whatever happens to them, so maybe they should stay on the market. ;)

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    1. Re:The names alone should be enough for a ban by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      It's not particularly novel. Hurricane and Colt 45 (Lando Calrissian's beer of choice) are both "malt liquors".

    2. Re:The names alone should be enough for a ban by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster, that's a good one. Make sure they cut it with Good Ol' Janx Spirit.

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  4. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Point-of-sale mixed drinks are specifically excluded. It's kind of arbitrary, yeah, but the FDA doesn't really have jurisdiction over that kind of thing. State and local health departments do, of course, and I can see some overzealous crusader trying to make a name for himself that way, but trying to get rid of classic caffeine-and-alcohol combinations like Irish coffee or rum and Coke would probably create too much of a backlash.

    Hmmm, I wonder about chocolate and coffee liqueurs? I can't see them banning Kahlua any time soon, either.

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  5. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Informative

    Crap, now I've gotta chug as many of these vodka and Red Bull drinks as possible before the health inspector bursts in... better tell the bartender my home address now so she can tell the cabbie where I live later.

  6. Rum and coke by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    How long has this been around? Probably as long as coke. So now they think it should be made illegal. Idiots.

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    1. Re:Rum and coke by natehoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How long has this been around? Probably as long as coke. So now they think it should be made illegal. Idiots.

      No, sorry, the summary is really short on vital information. Rum'n'cokes are not on trial here. There is a standard called GRAS (Generally Recognized As Safe) that can be met, and rum'n'cokes fit this standard. And no one "thinks they should be illegal" - this is an announcement of a start of an investigation, not an announcement of a new law. That investigation MAY lead to a law, but it may not.

      These are NOT rum'n'cokes they are talking about. "Sparks" (a Miller/Coors product), one of the products that is being reformulated, had as much alcohol as a can of beer but as much caffeine as a "stay awake" pill. The proportion of alcohol to caffeine is the issue. Think "rum'n'coke with a 'no-doz' pill chaser". Have a half-dozen of them and the caffeine will have you so hyped up you'll feel normal, or damned near it. A half a dozen rum'n'cokes would put you under the table - a half dozen of these little beauties would have you driving through the front door of the bar into the table while convinced that was your garage. Your coordination and function is shot to shit but you have enough energy to feel normal.

      This is largely the same risk as people mixing Red Bull with alcohol, except in this case breweries are setting the proportions. You can't regulate stupid - college kids will always do stupid things like this - but at issue here is whether to ask companies to refrain from making this proportion intentionally. Faced with the evidence in the investigation, several manufacturers have voluntarily (as in, not under coercion from the Government) discontinued this class of caffeinated alcoholic beverages because of the possibility of accidental abuse due to the fact that the caffeine-to-alcohol ratio in these beverages tends to conceal the effects of the alcohol.

      I'm not totally in favor of laws like this, but this isn't a law. At least not yet. It's an investigation that may or may not lead to a law. At that point, I'm still not sure about a law, but at least the risks would be identified and documented. Then manufacturers would probably just pull the product based on the information given before a law was even passed (and some of them already did!).

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    2. Re:Rum and coke by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      These are NOT rum'n'cokes they are talking about. "Sparks" (a Miller/Coors product), one of the products that is being reformulated, had as much alcohol as a can of beer but as much caffeine as a "stay awake" pill.
      Given the diuretic effects of caffeine, you really aren't drinking the beer or even renting it, sounds like your just pre-filtering the stuff before it goes down the toilet.

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    3. Re:Rum and coke by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      This is largely the same risk as people mixing Red Bull with alcohol, except in this case breweries are setting the proportions. You can't regulate stupid - college kids will always do stupid things like this - but at issue here is whether to ask companies to refrain from making this proportion intentionally.

      Vodca-Redbull is a popular drink here in Belgium in all major clubs and has been for some time. It definitely meets your GRAS criterium.

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    4. Re:Rum and coke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard a (possibly apocryphal) story that rum and coke has its roots in the Spanish-American war, around 1898. American troops fighting in Cuba and Puerto Rico mixed caribbean culture (rum) with American (coke).

      But... Coke has a lot less caffeine than an energy drink.. And rum and coke isn't sold prepacked, i.e. you don't get rum in your can at the super market.

    5. Re:Rum and coke by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Huh, just learned that miller bought Sparks.

      I drink them from time to time, and I can drink more than an average person for my body weight. I cannot drink more than 2 Sparks. Just becomes nasty. Leaves a film on your teeth, etc.

      Sparks are a great "Lets start the night" drink, or to have one or two, but they don't sell them by the six pack for a reason. Oh, and they are 6 and 7% alcohol. Well above most beers.

    6. Re:Rum and coke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope.

      I drink Sparks. In fact, when I drink Sparks, I usually drink six. Exactly six. I have never wanted to drive through anything after ingesting that amount. When I drink, I don't drive. It doesn't matter how NORMAL I feel.

      And I can tell you, you do NOT feel normal after six Sparks. If i did, I would cease drinking them immediately.

  7. Jack and Coke? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since Coke is probably the single most common dark mixer, a lot of bartenders are going to be peeved over this one.

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    1. Re:Jack and Coke? by metaomni · · Score: 1

      To everyone who is going to make a similar comment, please please please RTFA.

      This has nothing to do with banning Jack & Coke, Red Bull + Vodka, etc. You're free to get smashed and caffeinated at the same time until you keel over in twitchy delirium. All the FDA has indicated is that they haven't authorized caffeine as an additive to alcoholic beverages AS THEY COME FROM THE MANUFACTURER. Well, more specifically, they're asking the makers why they thought they didn't have to clear it with the FDA.

    2. Re:Jack and Coke? by eggman9713 · · Score: 1

      Fuck Jack! Jameson all the way!

    3. Re:Jack and Coke? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with banning Jack & Coke, Red Bull + Vodka, etc... Well, more specifically, they're asking the makers why they thought they didn't have to clear it with the FDA.

      And their answer should probably be, "people have been mixing liquor and caffeine in the form of [rum,whisky,whatever] and Coke for 95 years, and this mixture is generally recognized as safe (for whatever values of 'safe' alcohol permits).

      I think that's what this thread is about.

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    4. Re:Jack and Coke? by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      I could say that the bar is the manufacturer of the drink, couldn't I?

    5. Re:Jack and Coke? by metaomni · · Score: 1

      As has been laid out in detail elsewhere in the comments section, the problem isn't a matter of type -- it's a matter of degree. Most of the drinks in question are not the functional equivalent of a rum and coke. We're talking more along the lines of a no-doze with a shot of rum as a chaser.

      They're basically asking the mfg's to show why it's GRAS to have that much caffeine mixed with alcohol (my guess is they won't be able to).

    6. Re:Jack and Coke? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most of the drinks in question are not the functional equivalent of a rum and coke. We're talking more along the lines of a no-doze with a shot of rum as a chaser.

      Thanks, you pushed me to look up the numbers.

      Bud Extra seems to have 54mg of caffeine in a 10-oz can (CSPI settlement document.)

      A No-Doze has 200mg of caffeine.

      Coke Classic is 2.8mg/oz, or in a half-can mixed drink 16.8mg, so that's indeed not equivalent.

      However, drip coffee is 18.1mg/oz (I know, overly precise for an average).

      The top two google recipes for Irish Coffee call for 6 or 8 oz. Taking the conservative 6, that nets 109mg caffeine and one oz whisky, which should be about the same alcohol as a can of beer.

      So, Irish coffee is double the concentration of caffeine to alcohol as the Bud product. If you can figure out when coffee beans were first imported to Ireland, you'll know when the first Irish coffee was made (perhaps without the sugar and cream - that appears to be a US thing from the mid 20th century.)

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    7. Re:Jack and Coke? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with banning Jack & Coke, Red Bull + Vodka, etc. You're free to get smashed and caffeinated at the same time until you keel over in twitchy delirium. All the FDA has indicated is that they haven't authorized caffeine as an additive to alcoholic beverages AS THEY COME FROM THE MANUFACTURER.

      If there really is that big a danger the FDA shouldn't be targeting just pre-made drinks. It's still alcohol+caffeine, if it gets mixed by a bar.

      As for the original post, they do make CAFFEINE-FREE Coke. And I'm sure it tastes close enough to the original that people wouldn't notice a difference in flavor in a mixed drink.

    8. Re:Jack and Coke? by metaomni · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but (and this is venturing into territory where I'm making more assumption than I am restating known facts), I believe it's outside the FDA's jurisdiction to cover beverages mixed at points of purchase or in the home - I believe the former would likely fall to state health departments (or, I suppose, specific action by Congress), adn the latter jeez, I don't even know who, if anyone, would regulate that.

      Again, I think this whole debate is silly, especially here in slashdot. The FDA hasn't BANNED these mixtures. What they're asking for is proof that it's safe. The FDA operates under a null hypothesis that assumes all additives are dangerous until proven otherwise (proven as GRAS). I think that's pretty reasonable when it comes to federal regulation of food and beverage products, and if it truly isn't a big deal as many commenters seem to think, then the companies can come up with the requisite evidence and caffeine as an additive in alcoholic beverages gets added to the GRAS list.

    9. Re:Jack and Coke? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      The FDA hasn't BANNED these mixtures. What they're asking for is proof that it's safe. The FDA operates under a null hypothesis that assumes all additives are dangerous until proven otherwise (proven as GRAS).

      I think that is kind of silly. Prove it's safe? We're talking about two substances that are already consumed separately and have been deemed safe, and are consumed together mixed by the end user and have been treated as safe. Unless these manufacturers are putting in MASSIVE doses of caffeine compared to popular mixed drinks of the same volume, why would there be any difference in reaction?

      I actually buy these 12-pack cases of these little 8 oz. cans of Coke (marketed as being "100 calorie"), because they're the perfect size for making single mixed drinks with and then you don't have a whole bottle of soda going flat in the fridge. After reading this I think I'll start buying the caffeine-free version of them. I thought it was odd such a rather unpopular variant of Coke was also available in this size but Cherry Coke wasn't at the store. Maybe others are already doing this.

    10. Re:Jack and Coke? by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      Can I get an amen?

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    11. Re:Jack and Coke? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      You are kidding right? I love Coke, I mean I love it. If it was the only liquid on earth I would be perfectly content. Diet Code is bad, Coke Zero is OK not great, but the people who worked on Caffeine-free Coke belong in a special hell. Its awful! I would rather have a nice tall frosty glass of 120 weight gear oil.

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    12. Re:Jack and Coke? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Since clearly this has been a common chemical mixture for at least a couple hundred years, why in hell isn't GRAS by default? (Generally Recognised As Safe)

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    13. Re:Jack and Coke? by proxima · · Score: 1

      You are kidding right? I love Coke, I mean I love it. If it was the only liquid on earth I would be perfectly content. Diet Code is bad, Coke Zero is OK not great, but the people who worked on Caffeine-free Coke belong in a special hell. Its awful! I would rather have a nice tall frosty glass of 120 weight gear oil.

      Umm, what's to work on? You simply don't add the caffeine. Caffeine free coke has just as much sugar, etc. Caffeine adds two things: its (mild) stimulant properties (which pales in comparison to the caffeine quantity in coffee and energy drinks) and a bit of a bitter flavor. You must really like that bitterness to find caffeine free coke worse than Coke Zero or Diet Coke. I bet most people couldn't tell the difference in a blind taste test. Heck, there are lots of stories about people being switched to decaf without their knowledge, though if people notice it's often because they feel caffeine withdrawal.

      On the other hand, decaf coffee has the caffeine removed in a process which degrades the complex flavor. This means that aside from the bitterness factor, you need to spend more money on decaf coffee than regular coffee to get the same general quality flavor.

      I'm not doubting your claim about hating caffeine free, but I am surprised that someone who is so sensitive to bitterness prefers it there rather than absent.

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    14. Re:Jack and Coke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two things... I've been warning people about the dangers of whiskey and coke for years and I can't believe the FDA actually banned something. Red Bull and Coca-Cola must have pretty crappy lobbyists.

    15. Re:Jack and Coke? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I've been warning people about the dangers of whiskey and coke for years

      Yes, namely that I can't shoot pool without enough of it. Won't someone think of the billiards?

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    16. Re:Jack and Coke? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      bureaucracy is self-perpetuating?

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    17. Re:Jack and Coke? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It probably stems from about a decade back, when the FDA decided that to require testing for all the very old drugs that had been on the market for decades, since long before testing was even thought of, let alone required. This came to my attention because pen-strep antibiotic, which had been in use for over 70 years at that time with ZERO problems (other than the ordinary stuff like random people being allergic) was one of the drug combos that the FDA decided to require be tested. At a cost of over a million bucks to test a cheap generic, the manufacturers said fuck you, and stopped making it -- much to the horror of the entire agriculture industry, who are now forced to substitute more expensive drugs that don't work as well, or scrounge up and mix their own replacements. (Actually, tho penicillin is widely available, I'm not sure you can buy streptomycin by itself anymore, except as laboratory grade which is very expensive.) The irony is that the newer drugs don't have nearly the long and broad history of safe use, but hey, they passed the FDA test requirements!

      Sometimes the FDA makes no sense. Oh wait, it's part of the government, never mind!!

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    18. Re:Jack and Coke? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the FDA makes no sense. Oh wait, it's part of the government, never mind!!

      This makes perfect sense if you account for regulatory capture.

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    19. Re:Jack and Coke? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It would, except at the time Pfizer (who would have been dinged the cost of testing injectable pen-strep) was screaming bloody murder about it right along with ranchers, and there was not yet any reasonable alternative in the ranch-affordable drug market. So they had nothing to gain from killing the product, and probably lost a year or so worth of sales while other products geared up.

      Note that the FDA hasn't tried to pull this with aspirin or with straight penicillin (neither of which has undergone modern testing), which I attribute to the sheer size of the expected backlash if they did try it... rather akin to what would happen if they tried to prohibit caffeine in ordinary soft drinks.

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    20. Re:Jack and Coke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was visiting Ireland, and I would consider Irish Pubs to be the authoritative source on what is or is not an Irish Coffee, the coffee was sweetened. The cream was unsweetened cream whipped to soft peaks and floating on top. It was certainly not the stuff you get from a can.

    21. Re:Jack and Coke? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      there was not yet any reasonable alternative in the ranch-affordable drug market

      I take it then, that Pfeizer doesn't sell the replacement, more expensive, drug? I agree, it's not conclusive, but I do wonder if giving up profit in this one market established a general premise for more broad profit in other sectors. It's hard to verify intent, but numbers are pretty good.

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    22. Re:Jack and Coke? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Not for this market at that time, and I vaguely recall Combiotic (pen-strep) was their top seller to boot; you could get a generic by then but it hadn't dislodged the old reliable brand. And now instead of most of the ag market buying their core antibiotic from Pfizer, the market got scattered among a number of producers. I don't see any benefit in it for Pfizer at all, tho doubtless some other ag-drug manufacturers were delighted -- there was a rash of advertising by one and all (including Pfizer, what choice did they have but to make the best of it?) for tetracycline products as a proposed substitute (which it wasn't, really). Tetracycline was long since a generic, so no huge financial benefit, but ag producers are not going to pay outrageous newly-R&D'd prices for drugs they buy by the crate. If it's not cost-effective, they'll do without.

      (And I bought the last two bottles of pen-strep my then-supplier had left. :(

      Hmmm... looks like it can be had from overseas sources again, but at an appallingly high price!! ($40/100ml; used to be about $5, and pen alone is *presently* about $8/100ml. Never mind!!)

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    23. Re:Jack and Coke? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      BTW I don't disagree that it happens.. In fact I think this is the core constituency, so to speak, of the Great ObamaCare Bill. Who will benefit? I think it'll be that unsung fastest growing and most profitable segment of the healthcare industry, corporate-owned hospital chains.

      I explain my reasoning here:
      http://www.city-data.com/forum/11630712-post402.html

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    24. Re:Jack and Coke? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      wow, that's a great way to create a black market.

      Thanks for the info.

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    25. Re:Jack and Coke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are referring to Red Bull type drinks NOT Coca Cola or any other typical mixer. When I bartended I had a Doctor that would ask me to refuse to make those drinks because they are so dangerous.

  8. No more Ice Breakers!? by eggman9713 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ice Breaker:

    1.5 oz Vodka
    0.5 oz Cassis
    4 oz Energy Drink of your choice (I prefer NoFear or Amp in mine)
    4 oz Pineapple Juice
    Shake with ice, serve on the rocks in a martini glass.

    Come and get me, coppers!

    1. Re:No more Ice Breakers!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tucker Death Mix beats your pussy mixed drink anyday. :P

    2. Re:No more Ice Breakers!? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      You forgot two steps. The correct version follows:

      1.5 oz Vodka
      0.5 oz Cassis
      4 oz Energy Drink of your choice (I prefer NoFear or Amp in mine)
      4 oz Pineapple Juice
      Shake with ice, serve on the rocks in a martini glass.

      ???
      Profit!

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  9. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by digitalunity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Unless we're talking about spanish coffees, alcoholic coffee drinks often have a lot less liquor than the drinks they are talking about. A shot of vodka in a 6 oz. red bull has tremendous side effects for a lot of people.

    My own informal research done in bars among friends who enjoy drinks like this, heart palpitations aren't unusual after a few vodka/redbulls or jager bombs. Mixing a moderate stimulant with a strong depressant just spells disaster.

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  10. SPARKS! by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    !!!!

    Warning: Negative side effects may include being a lot more drunk than you thought you were and the irrational urge to do something dangerous.

    !!!!

    1. Re:SPARKS! by thenextstevejobs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As my evangelical Sparks drinking friend used to say, "The alcohol needed to come up with bad ideas, and the energy required to follow through with them".

      He checks the Sparks present in all the liquor stores he goes into to see if they still have the Old Label, thus still containing the original recipe... Still fairly common here in San Francisco

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  11. Buzz Beer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Does this remind anyone of the Drew Carey show, with their concoction of coffee and beer? Buzz Beer!

    1. Re:Buzz Beer! by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Damn, you beat me to it.

          Long live Buzz Beer! :)

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    2. Re:Buzz Beer! by sopssa · · Score: 2, Informative

      Beer mixed with coffee sounds quite horrible. In fact, anything mixed with beer does.

      Only vodka and such pure liquors are good for mixing.

    3. Re:Buzz Beer! by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      There's actually quite a few porters and stouts brewed with coffee, e.g. example A, example B

    4. Re:Buzz Beer! by macshit · · Score: 1

      Does this remind anyone of the Drew Carey show, with their concoction of coffee and beer? Buzz Beer!

      The concept is intriguing, but... it sounds like it'd taste pretty vile...

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    5. Re:Buzz Beer! by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      Nothing better than everclear and espresso.

    6. Re:Buzz Beer! by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Lager + Lime juice + a little salt = Michelada (chilli powder optional)

      It's a lot more refreshing than straight beer and great when you are on the beach

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    7. Re:Buzz Beer! by Airw0lf · · Score: 1

      Lager + Lime juice + a little salt = Michelada (chilli powder optional)

      It's a lot more refreshing than straight beer and great when you are on the beach

      When I was in Southern California I was at a party and the host showed me how to do this with Tecate. It was nice. I think some tomato juice may also have been involved...

    8. Re:Buzz Beer! by value_added · · Score: 1

      Beer mixed with coffee sounds quite horrible. In fact, anything mixed with beer does.

      Here's one I grew up with -- whisk two raw egg yolks with 1-2 tablespoons of table sugar in the bottom of a large glass, and then fill to the top with beer. Apparently, soldiers during WW2 drank the concoction for breakfast. It's rather good once you get over the initial WTF.

    9. Re:Buzz Beer! by Inda · · Score: 1

      Tia maria, in an optic glass, dropped in the pint of beer. Depth-charge!

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    10. Re:Buzz Beer! by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      If you watched the Drew Carey show, you'd know more about it. Ya, it was suppose to taste terrible, but you'd get drunk and be wide awake. It was totally fictional though.

          I don't think I could bring myself to drink it, if it had existed. If I want caffeinated alcohol, I'll stick with rum & coke, since every bar in the world knows how to make it. Well, sometimes you have to order Bacardi and cola, but that depends on the part of the world that you're in. I'm still not a Redbull & vodka fan. It may be an acquired taste, but Redbull still tastes like ass.

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    11. Re:Buzz Beer! by yelvington · · Score: 1

      On the contrary. Some very good beer is actually brewed with coffee.

      I draw the line at some of the things Mexicans do to beer. However, it appears that Anheuser-Busch draws no such line.
         

    12. Re:Buzz Beer! by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      I'm really curious... Where did you come across that little tid bit of information?

      -XcepticZP

    13. Re:Buzz Beer! by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      Cola bier is popular in Germany by club goers. Usually mixed 50/50 or 60/40.

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    14. Re:Buzz Beer! by Abreu · · Score: 1

      The version with Clamato is another drink, but the name escapes me for the moment...

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  12. The War on Drugs just got dumberer by ProteusQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon, we'll be smoking weed in a bar wondering how we can score some Jack & Coke.

    1. Re:The War on Drugs just got dumberer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is effing hilarious!!! Score 5 Funny!

    2. Re:The War on Drugs just got dumberer by value_added · · Score: 1

      If this development is any indication, then we'll be there soon enough.

    3. Re:The War on Drugs just got dumberer by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      That's probably a better version of the future than what we have in the present, seeing as how the number of alcohol related deaths is significantly higher than the number of marijuana related deaths.

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    4. Re:The War on Drugs just got dumberer by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      They can sell the booze and the store can sell them nodoze. FDA is grandstanding for a budget increase again.

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    5. Re:The War on Drugs just got dumberer by chimericdream · · Score: 1

      Except with all of the anti-smoking laws being passed, you will be smoking your week *outside* the bar.

    6. Re:The War on Drugs just got dumberer by chimericdream · · Score: 1

      My god, I can't spell.... you will be smoking your *weed*.

  13. Re:Jeebus, this is a first for me. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    It just turned up here. That said slashcode is a bit flaky now. Occasionally it gives me a front page with the last five or so articles removed. Maybe it gave you a preview for some reason.

  14. correlation, causation... same difference by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

    Of 2,900 students in the study who had had a drink in the past month, 39% of those who had mixed an energy drink with alcohol had ridden with a drunk driver, compared with 23% of those who had a plain alcoholic drink. More than 12% of students who had consumed an energy drink with alcohol had been hurt or injured, compared with 6% who had consumed a plain alcoholic drink.

    causality is overrated anyway

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    1. Re:correlation, causation... same difference by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Being statistically rigorous is so painful hardly anyone does it anyways.

      It's just a lot more convenient to take causality directly from the statistic. It's close enough to right to work a good bit of the time.

      Only nerds would bother requiring rigor before drafting laws/regulations in response...

    2. Re:correlation, causation... same difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, only nerds would want to be sure that laws and regulations aren't based on potentially flawed conclusions.

      Seriously?

    3. Re:correlation, causation... same difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. Do you think this result might just have something to do with the target demographic for energy drink marketing? EXTREME!!!

  15. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by natehoy · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the legalities of this, and focusing on the identified risk, decaf would be OK.

    The problem as identified in the article, if I read it correctly, is that drinking megacaf beverages with large amounts of alcohol basically puts you in an "inebriated and energized" state. In other words, when you get completely falling-down drunk, the caffeine only mitigates the "falling down" part. It prevents you from passing out when passing out is a damned fine defense mechanism that keeps you from doing something incredibly and amazingly stupid.

    The same effect can be seen by a drunk who's had WAY too many and tries to down a bunch of coffee to compensate. Their responses aren't any more accurate - they are still a danger to themselves and others, but it gives them the energy to FEEL like they are functioning somewhere near normal. At least someone on four sixpacks of Bud is pretty much incapacitated, and generally understands that. Add two pots of coffee and they start FEELING energized and alert, when in fact they are only energized.

    So you can safely mix anything you want with your alcohol and avoid this effect, as long as you don't want a stimulant. And while decaf coffee does have a certain amount of caffeine, for the purposes of this discussion it's not enough to compensate for the alcohol and is therefore irrelevant.

    As to "would the law follow this logical train of thought", well, look at the state of the average knee-jerk law and think about it. Though, as others have stated, if the bartender mixes it it's OK. It's really only packaged liquor they appear to be going after.

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  16. Drug criminalization never works. by reporter · · Score: 1
    The fact of the matter is that drug criminalization never works. If people want to pop, snort, or inject drugs, then they will do so. If the FDA bans the caffeine-spiked beer, then it will just be available in the black market.

    So, the FDA should allow anything to be consumed by anyone under 1 caveat: feeding, selling, or offering FDA-determined unhealthy substances (e. g., heroin, tobacco, alcohol, and the like) to anyone under the age of 21 should be treated as a felony -- with a mandatory minimum penalty of 10 years in prison. Once you reach the age of 21, you are an adult in the eyes of the law, and you are free to destroy your body in any way that you want. What you do with yourself is none of society's business. Since health care is not guaranteed in the USA, medical treatment for your sickness (due to your deliberate consumption of unhealthy substances) will not be paid by the other taxpayers.

    The "Just say no." campaign never worked. The "You are free to inject until you die at your own expense." campaign will work.

    1. Re:Drug criminalization never works. by macshit · · Score: 1

      Eh? They aren't "criminalizing drugs", they're just applying the normal regulatory process to commercial mass producers. This is what they're supposed to do.

      It's perfectly fine to mix such drinks yourself, or have the bartender mix them for you...

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    2. Re:Drug criminalization never works. by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Eh? They aren't "criminalizing drugs", they're just applying the normal regulatory process to commercial mass producers. This is what they're supposed to do.

      Which makes me wonder why more aspects of society don't operate under a default assumption that [chemical/additive] is unsafe until proven otherwise.

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    3. Re:Drug criminalization never works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with the premise of your argument, i must point out that the age should reasonably be no more that 18 years. 18 is the point were you are emancipated and therefore responsible for all your own actions, and this can even be lower in some instances ie enlist at 17 your parents sign a release and you don't have to go through them for anything again.

  17. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by 5pp000 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's pretty weird to read that the combination of caffeine and alcohol is not "generally recognized as safe". For how many centuries do you suppose people have been drinking Irish coffee?

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  18. Covert war on energy drinks by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

    I also laughed at the TFAs, with the picture of the Vodka and Red Bull on the other TFA...and what about those Jager-bombs?

    But, it could be another front on the war on energy drinks. Google searching for "Red Bull kid death", looking for an article about how excessive energy drinks are causing health problems in kids, yields this first propaganda hit. But all it takes is one of these to get pusilanimous parents in an uproar.

    But I'll admit that those drinks are bad. They almost always but taurine and ginseng and other shit into them to increase the synergistic effects, and they taste like by-products from a meth lab.

    One of the TFAs also says that Sparks drinks have been discontinued, but they're still readily available in my state, and there's no shortage of them. But the worst(best?) one is Joose.

    1. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      [...] and they taste like by-products from a meth lab.

      Gonna have to take your word on that; but, my friend has said for years that Red Bull (no alcohol added) tastes like "sweetness and strange".

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    2. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Red Bull with no alcohol added tastes like bubble gum-flavored urine.

    3. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've honestly got to ask how you know this...

    4. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was once involved in a golden shower with Bazooka Joe.

    5. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      The problem with energy drinks IIRC is that they thicken your blood, so thick blood + lots of booze + heart palpitations = probably not the smartest way to spend your Saturday night. But I've always been pro informed choice, so hey, as long as you know the shit ain't good for you and you want to gulp them down anyway, as long as you aren't driving knock yourself out.

      I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm personally sick of this damned nanny government bullshit. Watch as they try to use the "to pay for the increased health costs" as an excuse to tax the shit out of it like cigarettes, which BTW they then promptly blew the money collected like crack whores in Vegas on anything BUT health costs of smokers. To me this smells like another build up to a new tax. Want caffeine or an energy drink with that booze? Well pay up sucker, after all we know what is best for you. I am so damned sick of BOTH sides with the nanny government bullshit.

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    6. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Sir, I salute you.

    7. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Gonna have to take your word on that; but, my friend has said for years that Red Bull (no alcohol added) tastes like "sweetness and strange".

      Red Bull tastes like liquid Pez.

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    8. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by maxume · · Score: 1

      It tastes like vomit to me.

      Why yes, I have puked before, making me somewhat familiar with the delicious flavor of vomit.

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    9. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Watch as they try to use the "to pay for the increased health costs" as an excuse to tax the shit out of it like cigarettes

      Gosh, that would be terrible. It would almost be like, some kind of extra tax on a product that is purely a luxury item.

      And you say this money could go towards people who I don't personally know getting basic preventative health care and medical treatment? What kind of society do we live in, that we could be oppressed this way! It's like those bigwigs in Washington think we've signed some kind of contract to live in a special society or something.

      I, for one, am outraged. I will be tweeting my dismay shortly, and I assure you the CNN blog will also be getting an earful.

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    10. Re:Covert war on energy drinks by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Except they DID NOT spend it on health care. My state spent it on roads, on increased pay for themselves, hell they even bought a new trauma unit because the state next door had one and the legislature thought it made them "look bad". The point is it does NOT matter WHY they add the tax, once the money is in their hands they blow it like crack whores on any damned thing their heart desires.

      Or are you too stupid to decide where your money goes and need nanny government to hold you hand? I am an adult I should decide what goes in my body and NOT some politician. I would be MORE than happy to sign a contract that says I can do what I want to my body and if I get cancer or heart disease or whatever the ONLY thing I will get is the cheapest pain killers they have, which I will pay for out of my own pocket. But they won't allow that, why? Because THEY think they are smarter than YOU and should have final say on what YOU do with YOUR money. Which is the whole point of "sin taxes" and other bullshit designed by nanny government to treat you like a child.

      If the founding fathers could have seen what a fucked up nanny government was gonna do to their precious constitution they would have thrown it in the fire and started over. If you can't even decide what is allowed in your own body what kind of freedom do you really have?

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  19. Re:Jeebus, this is a first for me. by sopssa · · Score: 1

    Seeing as his and some other first posters posts are dated Saturday November 14, @09:07PM , and the articles November 15, @05:36AM (when I saw it too), maybe it was available earlier too.

  20. Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by Cordath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a pretty huge problem with banning alcoholic beverages containing caffeine. The worst offenders are not drinks that come in a can from Coors, but mixed drinks, like Vodka Red-Bull's. You can make laws telling people not to mix their Vodka and Red Bulls together, but good luck enforcing them! (Honestly, you'd think common sense and a sense of taste would be enough...)

    The truly awful thing is that, if this kind of law was enacted, the drinks it would actually kill would be wonderful, rich microbrew espresso stouts and imperial coffee stouts. Outlaw Coors Light if you must, but DO NOT FUCK WITH GOOD BEER.

    Finally, the most damning argument against this sort of law of all is that stupid frat boys and girls will still wind up doing stupid things no matter what they're drinking. So what's the point eh?

    1. Re:Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by T+Murphy · · Score: 4, Informative

      These beers are subject to the regulation of the FDA, meaning people are trusting the products are safe by assuming the FDA okays them. The FDA does not have sufficient scientific evidence as to whether caffeine + alcohol has additional problems to be concerned about- until they do they cannot approve these products. Products that are not regulated by the FDA aren't so much of a problem, as it is (or should be) understood that people are then solely trusting the person making the product. If government regulators let things slide "because lots of people are doing it already" we might still have x-ray machines in shoe shops and cure-all radioactive water.

      I don't see what all the commotion is about. We know how science works, and that is exactly what the FDA is trying to do. They assume the null hypothesis (new products may be unsafe) until proven otherwise- or at least until they know the risks and can make in informed decision. These manufacturers knew they had to get FDA approval, but didn't. This wouldn't be a problem if the beer companies did their homework.

      Most importantly, the FDA is saying it is illegal to make these products without approval not to make these products at all, ever. If the mix is as safe as people believe it to be, there won't be a problem.

    2. Re:Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      For those that can't be bothered to read TFA: They are looking into banning the addition of caffeine to alcoholic drinks. They have said nothing about banning the use of coffee as an ingredient.

    3. Re:Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those "coffee" stouts you are so worried about usually do not have any coffee in them at all (some may use it for flavoring, but I'm pretty sure they are a very small minority). The dark roasted malts impart a coffee-like flavor to the beer. I love me some dark beers, but get very jittery when I have caffeine (I pretty much won't drink any caffeinated beverages), and I never have any reactions when I drink "coffee" stouts. Even if all stouts used coffee in them, they would use it for the flavor, not the caffeine, and could use decaffeinated coffee. Trust this anonymous coward, your beer is safe.

    4. Re:Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by ultramk · · Score: 1

      You are quite uninformed. As a card-carrying beer geek, I can tell you that craft and micro beers brewed with actual, real coffee are a significant niche. They are always advertised as such, so we're not talking about your Young's Double Chocolate or Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout here. (as much as I enjoy those, they do not contain actual coffee)

      No, we're talking about lovely beers like Beer Geek Breakfast, from Denmark. The 2008 World Beer Cup had 24 different entries in the Coffee Beer category. Here's a nice article to acquaint you with the basics.

      Some of these beers have significant amounts of caffeine. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but regular and decaffeinated coffee taste quite different. That's because to get decaffeinated beans, they are soaked in a solvent to remove as much of the caffeine as possible, up to 8 or 10 times. Considering that there are over 400 different chemicals in coffee that comprise the flavor of the final drink, it's not surprising that a lot of richness and subtlety is lost in this process.

      To put it mildly, I'm quite concerned about this investigation. The FDA has a record of passing down heavy-handed, poorly-written rulings based as much on press as science: laws so broadly written and interpreted that the law of unintended consequences will be in full effect.

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    5. Re:Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      These beers are subject to the regulation of the FDA, meaning people are trusting the products are safe by assuming the FDA okays them. The FDA does not have sufficient scientific evidence as to whether caffeine + alcohol has additional problems to be concerned about- until they do they cannot approve these products.

      So, we don't know that it's dangerous and therefore it should be banned? How about we don't know that it's dangerous therefore it should be allowed until sufficient scientific evidence shows that it is harmful? The burden of proof should not be on the distributor of a beverage to disprove every hypothetical negative health effect, especially in the case where all the ingredients are already certified as Generally Recognized as Safe (the FDA classification for mundane ingredients that are used all the time -- it would be a totally different story if these drinks had novel or untested additives).

      Just to be clear, I have nothing against doing the appropriate scientific research to explore the issue. That's the only way to really settle the issue. My position is that, in the absence of the evidence and given that all the ingredients are GRAS, the manufacturers should be in the clear until there is credible evidence of serious health risks. It doesn't have to be a slam dunk, but it does have to be more than the mere speculation that seems to be going on here.

    6. Re:Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by hitmark · · Score: 1

      as most kids figure out at a early age, its easier to get forgiveness then permission...

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    7. Re:Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      If a product is under the jurisdiction of the FDA, and is being commercially distributed, it is assumed to be FDA approved. I think you can agree with me the FDA cannot approve this combination without data, so until they do these products under their jurisdiction cannot be sold. I'm sure you've seen lots of medication commercials where they say "do not take with alcohol". Just because two things are relatively safe does not make them safe in combination (given they are both drugs in the first place). I agree that beer companies shouldn't have the burden of proof- that is on the FDA, the beer companies just cannot release products pending FDA approval.

      I agree companies should be able to release products without explicit FDA approval if they are reasonably assumed safe. No drugs or one GRAS drug is fine. Two drugs - especially of opposite types- will almost certainly have added risks. It's not like you are deprived of the right to mix your own drink if you really want one, and the beer companies are making plenty of money as-is, so I don't see the need to rush.

    8. Re:Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      I think you can agree with me the FDA cannot approve this combination without data, so until they do these products under their jurisdiction cannot be sold.

      I do not agree. In fact, I think the FDA cannot ban a combination without data showing a substantial risk. The null hypothesis ought to be that products made from safe ingredients (as opposed to novel additives) are safe until proven otherwise.

      Just because two things are relatively safe does not make them safe in combination (given they are both drugs in the first place). I agree that beer companies shouldn't have the burden of proof- that is on the FDA, the beer companies just cannot release products pending FDA approval.

      So if I want to sell wasabi-flavored icecream, I have to wait until the FDA approves the combination of wasabi and cream (or wasabi and sugar)? That's absurd. Wasabi is safe, ice cream is safe, therefore unless there is specific evidence that you ought not to combine them, the default ought to be that the combination is safe.

      It's not like you are deprived of the right to mix your own drink if you really want one, and the beer companies are making plenty of money as-is, so I don't see the need to rush.

      The only rush I see is a rush to ban the product before there is any real evidence that it is harmful.

    9. Re:Just try and take my Espresso Stout away!!! by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Neither wasabi nor ice cream are drugs. Caffeine and alcohol are. That is the root of my concern. Note I gave an example of how many drugs are not recommended to be taken with alcohol. It is well known that taking multiple drugs can cause problems and that study is needed to determine the risks.

  21. I wonder... by rapturizer · · Score: 1

    if the drinks with caffeine caused the behavior they are concerned about or the personality of the person. The people a the bar I occasionally visit who order these drinks (particularly the ones with energy drinks) seem to have a certain type of personality that would lend itself to the actions observed.

    1. Re:I wonder... by Compholio · · Score: 1

      The people a the bar I occasionally visit who order these drinks (particularly the ones with energy drinks) seem to have a certain type of personality that would lend itself to the actions observed.

      That might have something to do with that most people have been trained "don't mix uppers with downers." So, I'd say this falls under the category of people who do stupid things intentionally because they want to be rebellious.

    2. Re:I wonder... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I never understood the whole red-bull and vodka thing, after all red bull tastes disgusting.

      Now it clicks that it's just a plain old upper so you can party longer before you pass out from the vodka. Which makes it even dumber than I thought.

  22. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Kahlua might skirt around the definition of "food additive" because its caffeine isn't actually specifically added? Hard to say for sure, but it's plausible that having caffeine because the drink includes coffee is legally distinct from adding synthetic caffeine, as most energy drinks do.

  23. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by JesseL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Potential disaster or not, as long as people are making an informed and deliberate choice I fail to see the need for government action.

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  24. Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster by Datamonstar · · Score: 2, Funny
    Let's see...

    "Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
    Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
    Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
    Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
    Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
    Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
    Sprinkle Zamphour.
    Add an olive.
    Drink...but very carefully."

    No caffeine, so it's safe (kinda).

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    1. Re:Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless, it still violates several treaties.

    2. Re:Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster by fractoid · · Score: 1

      "Like having my brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick."

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    3. Re:Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      And I wouldn't have it any other way, baby!

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  25. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by sopssa · · Score: 1

    Exactly, and I fail to see how vodka+red bull would have tremendous side effects on people any more than other liquor.

    However one thing I've noticed is the major improvement in gaming performance, then things like this happen.

  26. This is why jagerbombs are horrible.... by asdfx · · Score: 1

    when you mix alcohol and caffeine people don't pass out.

    instead they run around black-out drunk until someone bumps into them and a fight breaks out right at closing time.

    save yourself and don't mix the two, especially in high doses.

  27. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by PachmanP · · Score: 1

    My own informal research done in bars among friends who enjoy drinks like this, heart palpitations aren't unusual after a few vodka/redbulls or jager bombs. Mixing a moderate stimulant with a strong depressant just spells disaster.

    I'd imagine you'd have issues with heart palpitations after a few redbulls even without the vodka or jager. I would imagine alcohol probably reduces their judgement, and people maybe don't think "gee I've just shotgunned 4 energy drinks maybe I should slow down"

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  28. Missing the Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they really going to mess withe Coca-Cola like that?

    Most popular caffeinated alcoholic beverage? Jack/Jim and Coke

  29. They'll take my... by mirix · · Score: 1

    They'll take my Black Russian from my cold dead hands.

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    1. Re:They'll take my... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      They'll take my Black Russian from my cold dead hands.

      Enough of that and they will. If you don't spill it first.

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  30. change the packaging by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can just alter the packaging to have two sides, like dual-action drain cleaner or epoxy. Open the top and it mixes when you pour.

    1. Re:change the packaging by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Brilliant idea. It would look cool too I'm sure it would be a selling point. Plus they could have them be different colours or better yet both be clear that change colour when mixed. I'm sure w/e company notices this will succeed.

      On a side note. Lets hope no one patents your little idea. I'm sure it is patentable...

  31. The War on Drugs just got smarterer by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think this is the right way to determine legality of drugs. (And alcohol and caffeine are certainly drugs.) Determine whether a reasonable person can use the drug with a high confidence of safety. If yes, the drug is legal. If no, the drug is illegal for reasons of public health and safety.

    Jack and Coke are two consumables that are reasonably safe in their separate forms. If you mix them together then indeed you have alcohol and caffeine, but each active ingredient is more dilute than before. That's different than adding all the caffeine of Coke (or much more) to a drink with all the alcohol of Jack Daniels.

    1. Re:The War on Drugs just got smarterer by ZosX · · Score: 1

      How diluted can it really be? I mean a shot is like 1oz, a typical mixed drink glass is like 6-8oz. Unless you are pouring them really heavy (which most bars do not do) the end product is still mostly coke. I'm not saying we should outlaw coke (jack daniels, yes....yech), but your argument doesn't really hold up. If you are drinking 1 to 1 drinks then I say you have bigger problems.

  32. Binge and Surge by jer2eydevil88 · · Score: 1

    How can I binge and surge if they outlaw it? I guess I'll be an Outlaw.

  33. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by LMariachi · · Score: 3, Informative
    For how many centuries do you suppose people have been drinking Irish coffee?

    Less than one.

  34. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by JohnBailey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Potential disaster or not, as long as people are making an informed and deliberate choice I fail to see the need for government action.

    Possibly because the informed part is often missing.

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  35. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by CrkHead · · Score: 1
    From the summary:

    'food additives require premarket approval based on data demonstrating safety submitted to the agency' -- and caffeine is a food additive

    Requiring premarket approval does not mean it is banned, just that you need approval. Before you market it.

  36. Aren't they 10-15 years late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caffeinated alcohol drinks really caught on in the mid to late 90's (when "rave" culture became mainstream and made lamer than it already was). So why now?

  37. Not just Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is not just caffeine, which has been included in drinks for quite some time; rum and coke was mentioned earlier. It is the ingredients that are mixed in with energy drinks that have strong side effects that are not fully understood, such as guarana and taurine.

    Now it may seem a little ambiguous at first, but there are several classifications of these drinks:
    1. Crazy bar mixers, such as jager bombs and red bull vodkas (strong but expensive)
    2. Malt liquor/energy drink mixers, such as Sparks (weak but cheap)
    3. High alcohol/strong energy drinks (strong and cheap), such as Four, which seem to have been pulled off the market in my area.

    Drinks such as Four have an alcohol content of 9-11% in a 24 once serving, which justifies its name as 4 times the normal alcoholic drink content. It's hard to draw the line in this debate, but being able to ingest 4x the alcoholic content of a beer plus a red bull or two from a single can is a bit much. Why not throw some absinthe in while we can?

  38. Absolute Truth by Groggnrath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I assure you, Jager and Redbull can come to no good end.

    Though I don't think it's any business of the FDA.

    Is it too much to ask for a society that lets people make their own mistakes? Must we be hemmed in by the moral and ethical mistakes of the stupidest amongst us? How long must the law protect us from ourselves? Have you as a public been fooled into thinking I'm unaware of the dangers of smoking, carousing, and general debauchery? I assure I'm well aware, and I don't care. Please stop making thing illegal for my own good. I'm old enough to choose to make my own mistakes. As should you be.

    1. Re:Absolute Truth by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      No good end usually implies there was alot of fun to be had along the way.

      I have found hitting the caffiene while drinking gets me my friends extra plastered, and all things being equal to have a crazier night out than without. Cleary the fun police need to step in.

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    2. Re:Absolute Truth by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      I assure you, Jager and Redbull can come to no good end.

      Though I don't think it's any business of the FDA.

      I assure you, Jager and Rohypnol can come to no good end.

      Though I don't think it's any business of the FDA.

      Here's a minor hint as to why it's their busness. They are called the Food and Drug Administration. Jägermeister is an alcohol and thus counts as a drug. And caffeine is a food additive.

    3. Re:Absolute Truth by hitmark · · Score: 1

      well if the mistake only harmed the person doing it, sure.

      but then there are all kinds of issues beyond that, like lawsuits, insurance agencies and maybe more i fail to recall right now.

      take your smoking example, said activity is just as harmful, if not more so, to people in the same room or general area, as the person smoking.

      or maybe boil it down to this: your rights end, where mine begins, and vice versa.

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    4. Re:Absolute Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck it, Jägermeister and Red Bull is the best thing you can find if you go out partying.
      What's so bad about it really?

      If you can't handle booze then don't drink it. Or don't drink it so much.

      And if you don't do coffee then you shouldn't do energy drinks either. But if your blood serum level of caffeine is moderate to high, you can safely gulp it. Enjoy!

    5. Re:Absolute Truth by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear!! Enough with the nannying already!

      It's better to have some people fuck up, and maybe even hurt other people along the way, than it is to restrict everyone to the lowest common denominator.

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    6. Re:Absolute Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point is to get people aware of the risks involved with mixing caffeine. No it's not going to stop people from making a Jager bomb, or a rum and coke, but get rid of premixed drinks that have caffeine. I knew a girl who was quite against drinking caffeine (except a bit of tea) she always condemned me for drinking energy drinks refusing to ever drink one. Then one day I saw her drinking a cooler that had a decent amount of caffeine, she had no clue that it did. Now thats her own fault for not reading the label (and drinking a cooler ), but to be fair most people don't expect alcohol to have caffeine unless it's a well known brand (like rockstar drinks that have alcohol).

      In general I don't get why people drink caffeine with alcohol, it only dehydrates you more so.

    7. Re:Absolute Truth by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      If adding caffeine in mass quantities to a commercial beverage is not the business of the FDA, neither is adding salt St. Peter or any other over-the-counter drug.

      However, you, like dozens of others here, did not read TFA, which only deals with high ratios of caffeine *packaged* in alcoholic beverages. The FDA cannot prevent anyone from ordering a Jagermeister and a Red Bull, and mixing them together themselves. That is up to the liquor control boards of the relevant jurisdiction. For example in Ontario Canada, bartenders cannot pour the Jager into the Red Bull, nor can they even put the shot glass into the Red Bull glass, but patrons are free to do it themselves.

      I've also heard of some municipalities banning the sale of Red Bull at licensed establishments, though patrons can bring in their own. This is intended to reduce the promotional effect of bars putting Red Bull on sale to sell more liquor. It's otherwise very common for bars to have Jager bombs on sale for the same price as just a shot of Jager, which gets people trying it who otherwise wouldn't, and shouldn't. Now that's a restriction I can live with. Remember that caffeine is no less addictive than alcohol.

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    8. Re:Absolute Truth by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It wasn't too long ago when the dangers of smoking or fast food weren't made aware to everybody. Some smoking ads advertised the health benefits of smoking. It's because of government intervention and regulation that you have the information you currently have, and are fully aware you're destroying your lungs and will most likely die of cancer far earlier than you would have otherwise by smoking. What makes the FDA looking into the dangers of smoking any different than the FDA looking into the dangers of caffeine mixed with alcohol? Do you trust your friendly, neighborhood, multinational alcohol corporation that much as to have them advise you of the health risks of the drinks they're trying to sell you? Making your own mistakes are one thing... having information about my health being deliberately hidden so that some corporation can make a few million dollars off of killing me is another thing altogether.

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    9. Re:Absolute Truth by thickdiick · · Score: 1

      That's great, but there's also a dark side to the FDA, and the dark side is much darker than you'd imagine.
      The problem with the FDA is that it holds up good drugs that could save lives. Yes, it may also hold back drugs that could cost lives, but that doesn't matter when you have a TERMINAL ILLNESS and the drug could have saved your life! The FDA is absolutely and positively an evil entity (albeit with good intentions). But good intentions don't do any good; it's results that matter. And the FDA's history is as tainted as the legacy of Stalin.

      It's hard to see the evil because those are HIDDEN COSTS. But they still cost lives.

  39. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that makes sense. And I doubt the amount of caffeine in a typical serving of Kahlua is significant. I certainly don't feel any more awake after I've had it. ;)

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  40. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by camperdave · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I fail to see how vodka+red bull would have tremendous side effects on people any more than other liquor.

    And I fail to see how talking on a cell phone while driving is any more distracting than talking to passengers while driving, but hey... the studies say different.

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  41. Misrepresentation of data! by junglebeast · · Score: 1

    First, this is not a scientific study, it's simply a survey that shows a slight correlation between some increased risk behaviors and mixing alcohol with caffeine... All this study shows is that people who make increased risk choices are more likely to make increased risk choices in other unrelated issues...because they are risk takers. Correlation is not causation! Wake up!!

    1. Re:Misrepresentation of data! by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Informative

      Correlation is not causation! Wake up!!

            Gee, thank you sir for debunking the "non scientific" study you fail to quote with - your gut feeling. I am enlightened.

            On the other hand, as a doctor I can tell you that caffeine and taurine belong to the group of drugs called xanthines, whose pharmacodynamic and pharmacokinetic effects are very well known. Alcohol has also been studied intensively, to such a point where we know its myriad effects on the human body on a molecular level.

            Now while we haven't actually asked for volunteers to submit themselves to studies where we try to kill them with a combination of xanthines and ethanol, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to look at the effects of both classes of drugs and see potential problems, especially in the areas of cardiac dysrhythmias, electrolyte imbalances, the dehydrating effect of both drugs, and the psychoactive effects of both drugs.

            But I know that since you are incredibly wise, you have considered all the studies involved in all of the above, and have a pointed argument backed by clinically controlled trials to lay the foundation of your claims.

            Correlation isn't causation, but do realize that when you have an avian that floats on water and quacks, you are probably observing a duck.

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    2. Re:Misrepresentation of data! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the other hand, as a doctor I can tell you that caffeine and taurine belong to the group of drugs called xanthines, whose pharmacodynamic and pharmacokinetic effects are very well known.

      Biochemistry and organic chem must no longer be prerequisites for med school... Taurine is not a xanthine. Not even remotely close to the same chemical class. And its pharmacodynamics are not well studied (other than some highly biased studies touting health benefits).

      As for your support for the "science" behind the study, if you RTFA, you would see the experimental design was extremely weak. The number of confounding variables is staggering, not to mention huge potential for reporting bias, selection bias, etc. My interpretation of the data is that the kind of people who fall for energy drink marketing are the same kind of people who do stupid, dangerous things when they're drunk.

    3. Re:Misrepresentation of data! by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

      As a doctor, I say thank you for putting that pedant in his place. :)

    4. Re:Misrepresentation of data! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know...
      Like in your remark, correlation is quite often found in the same sentence as causation.
      That just reinforces in my mind that correlation IS causation after all.

    5. Re:Misrepresentation of data! by Anci3nt+of+Days · · Score: 1

      Correlation isn't causation, but do realize that when you have an avian that floats on water and quacks, you are probably observing a duck.

      Or something made of wood.

      Such as a Witch.

    6. Re:Misrepresentation of data! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, as a doctor I can tell you that caffeine and taurine belong to the group of drugs called xanthines...

      You may be a doctor, but you ain't a chemist. :P Taurine is an aminosulfonic acid, not quite one of the essential amino acids, but still a useful one for the body. It's caffeine and theobromine that are methylated xanthines, featuring two fused nitrogenous rings in their chemical structure.

      Nevertheless, I agree with your opinion. ;)

    7. Re:Misrepresentation of data! by benarius · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, as a doctor I can tell you that caffeine and taurine belong to the group of drugs called xanthines, whose pharmacodynamic and pharmacokinetic effects are very well known.

      You may be a doctor but you are most definitely not a doctor of chemistry. Caffeine is a xanthine which is a type of heterocycle. Taurine is 2-aminoethanesulfonic acid.

  42. Pffft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In my lazyboy just a watchin' my TV
    There's something that the newsman can't explain to me
    Maybe I'm just paranoid as I set my reefer down but
    If there's a war on drugs goin' on, how come they're all around?

    But we're winning the war on drugs, we're winning the war on drugs
    Praise the lord and pass the bong, we're winning the war on drugs
    You can grow 'em in your basement or score 'em off the thugs.
    Put your hands against the car, we're winning the war on drugs.

    --Asylum Street Spankers "We're Winning the War on Drugs"

  43. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by fractoid · · Score: 1

    You advocating the individual's right to choose and then take responsibility for the consequences? As a superior solution to simply accepting Big Brother's word and loving him as we do? We don't take kindly to your type round here.

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  44. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by 5pp000 · · Score: 1

    Okay, .6, well, we can round that up to 1 :)

    So in these 6 decades, has anyone even heard of a problematic interaction between caffeine and alcohol? I certainly haven't.

    BTW I consume very little of either of these drugs, and don't think I've ever had them together.

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  45. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by JesseL · · Score: 1

    Another case where it doesn't matter. If someone is driving in an erratic manner or causes an accident, throw the book at them for that. Don't try to analyze and control everything that might be a contributing factor. It's futile, and contrary to the legitimate purpose of government.

    Instead; encourage people to know their limitations and act within them, and hold them responsible if they fail to do so.

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  46. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of someone getting trashed off of Irish coffee. Maybe it happens sometimes, but I think that redbull and vodka's are much more likely to be abused.

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  47. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by JesseL · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that people have no idea that they're imbibing concoctions that contain alcohol and caffeine, and that they further have no idea of the effects of those chemicals? That knowledge is the whole reason the stuff sells.

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  48. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um they are not talking about u miixing Red Bulls and Vodka. That will still go on. They are targeting drinks that are alcoholic and have caffeine. I.E. Sparks.

    This is just stupid, when will the nanny state stop! Its really getting old. Just like the comment above you said, they wont get rid of rum and coke. Its just a joke. What are they going to not let you buy red Bulls and Alcohol together, have someone watching just in case someone mixes some Rum with a monster.

    I am fearful of what will happen when we pass universal health care. Then let the lunacy begin. I'm sorry sir you cant buy that cheese, you have met your cheese quota for the year. Sorry sir that bacon is not allowed under Article 12 sub section D of we know whats best for you.

    This it wont happen just wait and see.

  49. Re:The thing about cannabis... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

    [Citation Needed]

  50. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by JesseL · · Score: 1

    I guess I'm a dinosaur like that.

    "Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies, The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for own good w...ill torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis

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  51. Re:The thing about cannabis... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

    what

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  52. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by yobjob · · Score: 1

    One is a sedative, the other a stimulant. Mixing the 2 is a reliable way to have a heart attack. Especially when combined with other high risk factors such as lack of exercise and obesity. It's the same principle for why one should never mix prescription drugs without professional advice.

  53. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The parent is correct. It isn't as though all FDA regulations apply to all things. There are some that apply only to packaged goods. Nutritional labeling would be a good example. Any packaged good intended for resale is required to have a nutritional label on it. However, prepared meals are not. While many restaurants do make nutritional data available on their website or the like, they don't have to and they don't have to provide a label with the food.

    Same sort of thing here. They are looking at regulating packaged drinks with alcohol and caffeine. Also note the "regulating" part. They aren't saying they are going to ban them, they are just having a look to see if maybe rules should be made for them. For example they might find that a certain ratio of alcohol to caffeine is unsafe and thus regulate that ratio.

  54. Car analogy! by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    From TFA: “The analogy I like to use is that it’s like stepping on the gas pedal and the brake pedal of a car at the same time,"

    Crap. I was going to post a car analogy, but I am now redundant.

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  55. Yeah, baby! by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not throw some absinthe in while we can?

    As we all know, absinthe doth make the tart grow fonder.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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  56. They can have my Twisted Tea... by Crock23A · · Score: 1

    ...when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

  57. This is ridiculous by SheeEttin · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I'm starting to get a little scared about all the legislating going on... I mean, seriously, it's alcohol. People don't drink it for the health benefits!
    I'm really hoping that in the near future, the US government becomes much more hands-off. We can handle life on our own, really. (Well, most of us can. As for people like this, well... Tough luck to them.)

    Failing that, though, can anyone recommend a nice country with good Internet access and a hands-off government? :)

    1. Re:This is ridiculous by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Well, we're gearing up for 'nationalized' healthcare, so in order for everyone to afford it, the floodgates are open to ban what is deemed 'unhealthy.' I agree that mixing large amounts of caffeine and alcohol is inherently unhealthy, it's not something that can't be recovered from with a multivitamin, a lot of water, and a good meal. If you were drinking a few Sparks' a day, though, you'd die by 40 of hypertension.

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    2. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not legislating, it's regulating. The FDA is exercising regulatory authority already granted to them by Congress.

      I would like to see government be more hands-off, though. Then I can lock those eight year olds into my sweat shops during their twenty-three hour shifts.

  58. Re:The thing about cannabis... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not going to argue the "kinda out of it for a month" claim but I challenge you to produce the results of any study that backs up your claim that isn't countered by double the number of studies that find exactly the opposite, but your claim that you're "ok maybe two or three days later" is ridiculous. Brain damage, cirrhosis, heart disease are some permanent problems just to name a few, and if that's not good enough for you, you can die by drinking it quickly enough.

    Go try to die or have any permanent effect by smoking as much pot as you possibly can as fast as you can. Unless you have asthma or a very bad heart or something, you will fail, every time. Use a vaporizer, a gravity bong, it doesn't matter, you just can't do it. I'm not even sure you could permanently hurt yourself if you ate a pound of the stuff. In studies, the lethal to effective dose ratio from animal studies, I've seen numbers anywhere from 250:1 to 40,000:1. Even for really really good weed, where you would feel something off half of a normal-sized hit, and using the 250:1 statistic which is frankly so far outside what every other study I've seen that it should hardly be considered, you'd have to take 125 hits to die. All I have to say is, go try to take 125 hits of weed good enough to get you stoned of half a hit. Just try, try as hard as you can.

    On second thought, I will argue against your "out of it for a month" claim, because it's just so ridiculous. No drug lasts for a month, that's just silly. If you did try it, and you felt out of it for a month, you either smoked something laced with an exotic research chemical (you didn't), or I'm afraid it was nothing but your overactive imagination at work.

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  59. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

    And I fail to see how talking on a cell phone while driving is any more distracting than talking to passengers while driving, but hey... the studies say different.

    Passengers generally become less distracting when they know you need more concentration on the road. (Also, you don't have to hold the passenger to your ear.)

  60. Alcohol is "food" now? by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 1

    So alcoholic beverages are "food" according to the FDA. At least that's the logic they appear to be pursuing. I guess the next step is to subsidize beer with food stamps.

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    1. Re:Alcohol is "food" now? by maccodemonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_and_Drug_Administration_(United_States) Anything with less than 7% alcohol content are under the prevue of the FDA.

    2. Re:Alcohol is "food" now? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      You mean, drug stamps?

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  61. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Mprx · · Score: 1

    The reason is obvious - passengers can see the road and react to hazards, people on the phone cannot.

  62. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by jabelli · · Score: 1

    People dump booze into everything else; you really think that he was the first person to ever mix coffee and alcohol? He was just the first person to formally give it a name and sell it.

  63. How many more laws .... by xgadflyx · · Score: 2

    At most this should wind up an FDA advisory notice/warning. We DO NOT need anymore legislation dictating how we are to live. Period.

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  64. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a perfectly good argument for legalising drink driving. Thankfully the rest of society hasn't gone that crazy. Yet.

  65. Sounds good by msimm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Worked for the cows!

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  66. But what about...? by NightHwk1 · · Score: 1

    Would this affect legality of "normal" drinks like coffee porters/stouts? How about Irish coffee?

  67. Re:The thing about cannabis... by lastgoodnickname · · Score: 0

    its seemed like a month, mannnnnnn

  68. Oh the irony... by CoolCalmChris · · Score: 1

    ...that they took Sparks off the market (well, the caffeinated version that was worth a damn, I certainly never drank it because it tasted good) and replaced it with 4Loko, which at 12% is twice as strong as original Sparks in a can twice the size (24 oz).

    I'm no lightweight when it comes to drinking, but one of these packs a punch and two is pushing your luck. Three 4Lokos is the equivalent of drinking a 12 pack of 6% beer and a few Red Bulls, so it's real easy to get lulled into thinking "I only had three of these things, I can't be that fucked up."

    Still, I don't see why they should be illegal. Clearly labeled, yes...but banned? Definitely not.

  69. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by blindseer · · Score: 1

    Or so the bartender can tell the ambulance driver where next of kin is most likely to be found.

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  70. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Firehed · · Score: 1

    I think "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is the whole reason the stuff sells.

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  71. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by osu-neko · · Score: 1

    Cute, but entirely misses the point. None of this is to protect you from yourself. You can go hang for all I care if it's a result of your own actions. What's a problem is when you insist on dragging innocent people to their graves with you. "I will take responsibility for the consequences" doesn't cut it when there's absolutely nothing you can do to bring back the dead. Any claim of "taking responsibility for the consequences" under those circumstances is bullshit. There's absolutely nothing you can do to do that.

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  72. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by osu-neko · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's pretty weird to read that the combination of caffeine and alcohol is not "generally recognized as safe". For how many centuries do you suppose people have been drinking Irish coffee?

    (Using the same logic...) It's pretty weird to read that cars require safety testing before being allowed on the road. For how many centuries do you suppose people have been using wheeled vehicles?

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  73. Alcohol is a drug by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

    Case closed

  74. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mixing a moderate stimulant with a strong depressant just spells disaster.

    No it doesn't, it spells: Rum Toe Salad Time .

  75. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by palegray.net · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That's easily determined. I keep a note in my wallet to that effect, along with a note on my iPhone.

  76. What's the point.... by thephydes · · Score: 4, Funny

    I drink coffee in the morning to get rid of the last effects of alcohol the evening before, and drink alcohol in the evening to get rid of the last effects of the coffee in the morning....

    1. Re:What's the point.... by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

      Your recognition that the effects of each have their respective places and times shows much more discretion than those who would purchase a pre-mixed alcohol and caffeine drink.
      It's a real shame the man has to step in to save idiots from their own poor decisions.

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    2. Re:What's the point.... by Anci3nt+of+Days · · Score: 1

      I drink coffee in the morning to get rid of the last effects of alcohol the evening before, and drink alcohol in the evening to get rid of the last effects of the coffee in the morning....

      So when you drink coffee all night cramming for an exam - of course the only logical solution is to drink copious amounts of alcohol in the morning.
      See Mum... I isnt' just a dum colledge student.

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  77. Yeah, No. Sounds good but wrong. by raehl · · Score: 1

    Your post sounds incredibly plausible. It's just completely mistaken.

    The issue is that it's illegal to add ANYTHING to food or beverages sold in the US, unless:

    1) You have proven to the FDA that the additive is safe and they have approved the use of the additive, or
    2) The additive is "Generally Accepted" as safe (sugar and salt would be considered generally accepted as safe additives)

    Caffeine is an additive, and the FDA has only approved the use of caffeine as an additive in soft drinks in amounts less than 200mg, so unless the companies distributing these products can show that caffeine is generally accepted as safe, it's illegal to add it to alcoholic beverages. Or anything else that isn't a soft drink.

    This has nothing to do with having alcohol and caffeine together specifically. It's just a natural extension of the law in the US that says "You can't put shit in food if you don't show it's safe first."

  78. what part of the constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What part of the constitution actually authorizes them to do this?

    1. Re:what part of the constitution by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      What part of the constitution actually authorizes them to do this?

      I'm pretty sure it's the part that says corporations are legal individuals with the right to market products without regulation, and which right shall not be infringed on first amendment grounds.

      It's the part right after the "money is speech" bit, I believe.

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  79. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am fearful of what will happen when we pass universal health care. Then let the lunacy begin. I'm sorry sir you cant buy that cheese, you have met your cheese quota for the year. Sorry sir that bacon is not allowed under Article 12 sub section D of we know whats best for you.

    I was with you until you started getting retarded right here.

    Here in Sweden, where universal healthcare has been in place for many years, you'll have no trouble buying a vodka + Red Bull in any bar. And people pig out on all-you-can-eat lunch buffets regularly.

  80. Tia Maria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tia Maria or Kahlua anyone? :)

  81. Correlation does not impy causation by bongk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So I read the article about the reports of negative effects. They surveyed college students, and a result (for example) was that students who mixed energy drinks and alcohol were more likely to ride with a drunk driver. Or put another way, students who rode with a drunk driver were more likely to mix energy drinks and alcohol. Maybe riding with a drunk driver gives a person cravings for energy drinks mixed with alcohol. Or maybe People who are stupid or have poor regard for their own health and safety are likely to make multiple bad decisions, like riding with a drunk driver and mixing energy drinks and alcohol.

    I'm not saying mixing energy drinks and alcohol is not bad, I'm sure it is, I'm just saying the study may be flawed.

  82. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    Perhaps government has a little more common sense there; I don't know. Here in the states now you have to show ID to buy cold medication and decongestants most places and even if you are plainly sick as dog they won't sell you more than one box.

    Why because someone might use it to cook methadone.. Trust me the parent poster is correct. In the USA if universal health care passes we are only a decade or so from having health id cards with our last know BMI listed on them. When we hit the grocery check out belt with bacon and a carton of eggs it absolutely will be "Papers please." and very likely "oh sorry we have a problem here your listed at 22 and we can only sell you 1/3lb every quarter you're past quota I am sorry sir."

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  83. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by MrMr · · Score: 1

    not many, it was invented at Shannon airport about 70 years ago.

  84. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had Jägermeister+ Redbull many many times, but I usually put a limit at 4 a night, and I've never experienced any difference between those drinks and other drinks.

  85. Re:The thing about cannabis... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    Booze gets you hammered, and you are still ok maybe two to three days later.

    Holy shit, what are you drinking that takes three days to recover from? If it takes more than one day to recover from a night of drinking, you're probably in the hospital (or the morgue) for alcohol poisoning.

  86. Extended effects by AlpineR · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No drug lasts for a month, that's just silly.

    I've heard LSD called the drug that keeps on giving. So even if the drug itself is no longer in your system, there could be mental effects for a month after.

    I can't comment on natural marijuana, but I did take synthetic THC (Marinol) during chemotherapy. I wasn't getting much effect from single-pill doses, so one night I tried two pills spaced two hours apart (which was still well within the prescribed dosage). A couple hours later I was hit with unpleasant hallucinations and distortions of time (my blog entry). My body returned to normal overnight, but my brain was well scrambled for at least a week.

    So I don't think it's crazy to say some drugs could have an effect for longer than they're measurable in the bloodstream. I'd like to see more scientific studies of many drugs and legalization of those that can be used with reasonable safety. Maybe natural marijuana would have been a better treatment for my chemotherapy side effects, but unfortunately in my district it's still thoroughly illegal.

    1. Re:Extended effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homeopathic recreational drugs. You may be on to something. After all, you won't actually have anything illegal in your possession, and you won't be selling anything illegal, just "charged" water. This bears thinking on.

    2. Re:Extended effects by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Interesting about the hallucinations... the "I dunno if I did this already, what was I doing again??" is something I've observed in some regular pot users, too. And I know someone who quit smoking pot after an episode of seeing people with three heads (and he hadn't taken any other drugs). Might be a threshold of susceptibility for some people.

      Since the question was raised, what IS the LD50 for THC?

      [Personally I think it should all be legalized, regulated, and taxed.]

       

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    3. Re:Extended effects by ChangelingJane · · Score: 1

      For some people with mental illness or certain genetic predispositions, marijuana can trigger the onset of schizophrenia. And once it's triggered, there is no going back. It's only for a small portion of the population, but it is still a potential risk.

    4. Re:Extended effects by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Same as for a small segment, a single drink can trigger alcoholism. Or that aspirin you just took could be the one that triggers an allergic reaction. Nothing in life is risk-free.

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    5. Re:Extended effects by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Since I asked about the LD50 for THC...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrahydrocannabinol#Toxicity

      Appears you could kill yourself with pure THC, but smoking pot doesn't seem like a very practical method of suicide. ;)

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    6. Re:Extended effects by Nethead · · Score: 1

      You have just proved that Homeopathy doesn't work, for if Homeopathic drugs did work, there would be recreational uses for them.

      Thank you.

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    7. Re:Extended effects by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      I've heard LSD called the drug that keeps on giving. So even if the drug itself is no longer in your system, there could be mental effects for a month after.

      It's called PTSD. Getting in a car accident or getting shot at can do the same thing, as can anything with that much emotional impact. I've known people that needed counseling after an accident before they could get behind the wheel again. If you're that sort of person, dropping acid in an uncontrolled environment is probably a bad idea. Then again, doing so under the care and supervision of a therapist might prove helpful.

      The problem we have now is that the drugs are usually illegal, but they are allowed as an excuse for bad behavior -- except DUI, thankfully. The drugs should not be illegal, but BEING AN ASSHOLE on drugs should be punished as severely as performing the same acts sober. If you're going to experiment, lock yourself down so you can't go stupid on anyone else.

      Mal-2

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    8. Re:Extended effects by ChangelingJane · · Score: 1

      Obviously. The reason I brought it up was the mention of hallucinations.

    9. Re:Extended effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I have been taking considerable amounts of LSD for many many years
      There is no ongoing mental effects or "Flash backs". That is made up and hammered into the minds of people who have not tried it.

      Do you think maybe the effects of the chemo and all of the other things you were taking may have had any impact?
      My father just got out of hospital after spending two weeks in there for chemo and stem-cell replacement, and he is still a bit out of it without any Marinol.

    10. Re:Extended effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Seeing as THC is the pain killer substance in weed, and not the major head-tripping psychoactive chemical, I call over-active imagination. How exactly you can tell it was the pills and not the radiation that 'scrambled your brain for a week' is another matter.

      How a comment full of anecdotal (you heard LSD is called something that might imply it might last longer than it should - give me a fucking break) evidence and speculation reached +5 insightful i'll never know, perhaps due to your call for more study. More study is always welcome, but not because people treat these drugs like Voodoo magic.

  87. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that people have no idea that they're imbibing concoctions that contain alcohol and caffeine, and that they further have no idea of the effects of those chemicals?

    Yes, yes we are. You obviously haven't spent enough time in bars near college campuses.

  88. Finding something by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    I challenge you to produce the results of any study that backs up your claim that isn't countered by double the number of studies that find exactly the opposite

    P.S. I'm not convinced that you can toss out studies that find something just because other studies didn't. That's like saying we sent three expeditions to find a white whale. Two returned empty-handed and one returned with a white whale. Therefore, white whales do not exist. If the studies looked for different things, in different places, or in different ways then they might all be valid.

  89. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    So in these 6 decades, has anyone even heard of a problematic interaction between caffeine and alcohol? I certainly haven't.

    It's not like mixing ammonia and bleach. One or two cups of Irish coffee won't do much to you. Most people can handle two drinks without being affected much at all, and a can of Red Bull probably has more caffeine than two cups of Irish coffee.

  90. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mod parent "Glenn Beck"

  91. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    There's also usually a lot less caffeine in something like an Irish coffee, and you don't tend to drink them all evening.

  92. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you hang with a different crowd, but I don't think I've ever seen someone chug Irish coffees all night.

  93. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by maxume · · Score: 1

    It would be sort of hard to drink that much beer and coffee (I guess you were probably using hyperbole, but it is an interesting aside), drinking a case in 8 hours means you are downing 12 ounces of liquid every 20 minutes, and the two pots of coffee would be another 120 ounces, so at the same rate, it would add another 3 hours.

    Double the rate (1 can every 10 minutes is insane! Maybe not for the first couple, but after that...) and you are still talking about more than 5 hours.

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  94. That burning thing.. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Go try to die or have any permanent effect by smoking as much pot

    You are going to wind up with lung cancer and emphysema.

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    1. Re:That burning thing.. by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Go try to die or have any permanent effect by smoking as much pot

      You are going to wind up with lung cancer and emphysema.

      Smoking pot is not linked to lung cancer.

      If you use a vaporizer (as the GP suggested) you definitely reduce, and possibly eliminate, the risk of emphysema.

      Try again?

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  95. Re:The thing about cannabis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    after eating about a quarter of an ounce, I was out of it for a day. completely out of it, slept through most of it, completely non-functional, for ONE day. I am not a big pot head, I've used it fewer than thirty times in my life, and that's all that happened when I overdosed.

    Alcohol poisoning is much easier to self inflict, and much more likely to kill you.

  96. Slippery slope by d_54321 · · Score: 1

    First they came for the heroin shooters, and I said nothing.
    Then they came for the crack smokers, and I said nothing.
    Then they came for me with my rum and Coke, and there was no one left to defend me.
    Plus I was really wasted.

  97. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by JesseL · · Score: 1

    No shit Sherlock.

    You obviously have no idea what really taking responsibility means. If you fuck up so bad that nothing can ever fix it, you deserve to spend the rest of your life dedicated to trying to fix it anyway. That kind of deterrent tends to be more effective at preventing tragedies than turning society into a bunch of perpetual children by restricting everything they might do that could have ugly consequences.

    Of course it's too late to do any good for people like you who have already either decided to be perpetual children, or see themselves as overseers of that perverse kindergarten.

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  98. more offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's probably because funny doesn't give karma points any more, therefore, insightful became the new funny

  99. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by jbengt · · Score: 1
    Let me correct that for you:

    Why because drug dealers have been buying it to cook methamphetamine .

  100. Not a ban on whiskey and Coke by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    I don't support the FDA's actions here. But in reply to about half the comments thus far written. This isn't a ban on mixing an alcoholic beverage with a caffeinated one. The FDA, in light of studies that suggest mixing caffeine and alcohol causes more injuries than alcohol alone, has asked makers of alcoholic beverages to supply evidence that it has already allowed caffeine to be added to alcoholic beverages. Their is that caffeine is legally a food additive and you must get the FDA's permission to add a given additive to a given product. So whether you like this development or not, it does not ban whiskey and Coke or Red Bull and Vodka, as the FDA does not have the authority to ban the mixing of drinks.

  101. Re:The thing about cannabis... by redcaboodle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The problem starts when you are out so far your body forgets to breathe. Can happen with all downing drugs and is one of the main dangers of OD. You may have been very lucky to survive. If you ate the stuff and your body tried to vomit it out but couldn't due to your being too far out cold, you might even have died suffocating on your own vomit.

    As for alcohol poisoning - I doubt it's harder to inflict than grass poisoning or more likely to kill. If you OD, you screwed up, whatever the poison in question is.

    Word of advice - decide beforehand on your limit, monitor your own intake and know that if you loose count, it's time to call it a day. If you have to experiment, get a sober minder to stay with you.

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  102. Re:Yeah, No. Sounds good but wrong. by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

    My shit is safer than most.

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  103. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by JohnBailey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are you saying that people have no idea that they're imbibing concoctions that contain alcohol and caffeine, and that they further have no idea of the effects of those chemicals? That knowledge is the whole reason the stuff sells.

    No. People buying these drinks know they have "an effect" Usually an enjoyable one at first. They do not necessarily think about that effect when pouring it down their neck. Or what happens to them when they drink a large number of these drinks.
    People in their late teens/early 20s do not have a great reputation for considerd actions when in a group, vying for each other to show how much more they can drink than their friends. Perhaps it's a cultural thing, but I doubt there is that much difference between young Americans and young English adults. And drinking too many alcoholic energy drinks is more of a group activity than something you do to unwind after a hard day.

    If you imagine everybody is rational and looks at consequences carefully before engaging in such activities, you really need to get out more.

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  104. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by JesseL · · Score: 1

    Do you imagine that the problem of young people being reckless is one that can be reduced by banning caffeinated alcoholic drinks?

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  105. Vicodin vs. Morphine vs. Heroin by billstewart · · Score: 2, Informative

    Morphine's available in the US for similar applications, and for most applications it's as good as or better than heroin.

    Vicodin (hydrocodone plus acetaminophen/paracetamol ) is widely prescribed for unsupervised use, for people who need something a bit stronger than codeine (which is also mixed with acetaminophen here) - the FDA and DEA allow it because the acetaminophen will rot your liver and kidneys if you take abuse-level doses, so they don't mind if your dentist prescribes you a bottle of 20 to take until your root-canal pain wears off. Oxycodone is somewhat stronger than hydrocodone.

    Those drugs can be prescribed with only moderate levels of bureaucracy here - but if doctors want to prescribe anything stronger, or prescribe opiates that aren't mixed with other drugs, outside of a hospital environment, there's a much heavier level of bureaucratic supervision and in many cases outright harassment. That's starting to be a problem, as the medical practices are finding that acetaminophen overuse is a more serious problem than they'd expected, but they can't prescribe the safer versions because of the regulators' perception of abuse potential.

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    1. Re:Vicodin vs. Morphine vs. Heroin by mweather · · Score: 1

      Morphine's available in the US for similar applications, and for most applications it's as good as or better than heroin.

      Morphine is available in Britain as well, yet many doctors still chose heroin.

  106. Oh darn... by Jager+Dave · · Score: 1

    There goes my Rum and Coke, with my Jager & Red Bull chaser..... (Kidding! I'd never corrupt Jager by mixing it with Red Bull... Drink it straight, like a man! :> )

  107. Where to buy marijuana this week :-) by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I'm in the San Francisco Bay Area; if I wanted to legally buy marijuana this week I could look in the paper for a doctor who'll recommend marijuana to help my back pain / migraines / stress / paranoia / whatever, and then go buy good quality marijuana at a "clinic".
    Jon Stewart (no relation) once said the whole medical-marijuana process seemed silly, if he needed it he could go buy it in the park like everybody else in New York does :-) Or there's probably a jam-band concert coming to your area next summer, if you're not in a hurry.

    On the other hand, if I wanted a non-hippie drug like meth, I don't actually know where to look; rednecks don't hang out in drum circles, the nearby motorcycle shops are for yuppies, and walking into a strange biker bar asking if anybody's dealing meth is probably a Bad Idea. Maybe some of the hippie drug dealers in the park would know somebody who knows somebody.

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  108. this is sad news for my invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aspirbeer, with 100 mg of ibuprofen per bottle.

  109. Brownies, unless you're taking it for nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vaporizers seem to be the medical recommendation for taking it for nausea, but otherwise, if you want to consume mass quantities of the stuff without lung damage, baked goods are the way to go. One college friend of mine found that there are unfortunate feedback problems with that approach, though - the effects can hit you in different order if you're eating it, and he'd be getting the munchies before the high set in, and there's this plate of yummy brownies on the table...

    There was one French soldier who tried to commit suicide by eating a pound or so of hashish. Didn't work, though he was asleep for a while and disoriented for a while longer.

  110. Re:The thing about cannabis... by billstewart · · Score: 1

    That doesn't seem to be a medical risk with marijuana - there are no known cases of death from overdose, and it tends to discourage vomiting (unlike some of the psychedelic mushrooms.) On the other hand, even though marijuana's not fatal, it can lead to Stupidity, which can be fatal.

    But yeah, you definitely should have a babysitter if you're consuming dubious substances. (Quarter of an ounce? Dude, what were you thinking?)

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  111. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by VJ42 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps government has a little more common sense there

    That would be believable, but here in the UK the government hasn't stopped me buying a Vodka & Red bull yet. We also have some of the highest obesity rates in Europe due to people still being able to pig out and not exercise. Not even the American government is dumber than ours here.

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  112. Why Vodka+RedBull is a Bad Idea by billstewart · · Score: 1

    The main problem is that it lets you consume lots of alcohol without realizing that you're that drunk, because the caffeine makes you awake and bouncy, and the lack of flavor in the vodka also makes you notice it less. If you'd been drinking that much vodka straight up, you'd have noticed the effects earlier and slowed down, or at least been more aware that you shouldn't be doing things that seem like a perfectly fine idea with all that caffeine. And then the ethanol catches up with you.

    Irish coffee doesn't have quite the same effect, because it's hot enough you drink it slowly, plus the social environment you drink it in is different. And it has good-tasting ingredients, as opposed to Red Bull which is just nasty :-) Rum & Coke is an intermediate case - you're getting a lot more liquid for the amount of ethanol and caffeine, so your body can process it more slowly and you won't get as much of the dehydration problems causing that hangover the next day.

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  113. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by digitalunity · · Score: 1

    Let's go further. Let's have the FDA stop telling doctors what drugs can't be used together. If patients make an informed decision to take medications that combine to form deadly side effects, why should the government step in to tell them they can't.

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  114. Yes, but are you informed enough? by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Have you as a public been fooled into thinking I'm unaware of the dangers of smoking, carousing, and general debauchery?

    It's not these the FDA is concerned about, but the possibly as-yet-unknown interactions between caffeine and alcohol that could exacerbate the long term ill effects of the other.

    As I understand it, to fully understand the risks, you must be a microbiologist who specializes in human metabolism. Me, I'm a CS major, and while I could spend a decade of my life studying biology and chemistry, and human metabolism so that I could know for certain the risks, I choose not to.

    Instead, a portion of my tax dollars pays someone at the FDA to do that for me. That way, I can get on with having a good time without having to conduct a formal risk analysis every time I go the bar.

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  115. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by aXis100 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but do people have half a dozen plus irish coffees in a single night, then dance around like hooligans? No - and I'd bet most people usually only have one after a substantial restaurant meal and beer/wine.

  116. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

    Do you imagine that the problem of young people being reckless is one that can be reduced by banning caffeinated alcoholic drinks?

    No.. Do you imagine it is supposed to?

    Sorry.. I don't do pedantic or false dichotomy bullshit. Too much effort to argue around imaginary points.

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  117. Re:Yeah, No. Sounds good but wrong. by adolf · · Score: 1

    If beer is food, and needs to be regulated as such, then it should be tax-exempt like other food items.

  118. Re:The thing about cannabis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've only done pot about 6 times, every single time results in me feeling dizzy, nauseous, and I usually vomit. I've tried different methods of smoking, the marijuana was different each time, but it always ends up making me puke. Why six times? Well every once in a while my friends will convince me they've figured out why I react so badly and I give in and try it a different way but I always get sick. I'm not going to try it anymore, I'm just one of those people who's body rejects THC.

    Now Rx opiates on the other hand...

  119. Where is Pepsi and Coke by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    They did not mention any of the products that we know has way too much caffeine in it, Pepsi and Coke, would they not
    be subject to this law as well, or are they greasing the pockets of those pushing the enforcement of such laws?

  120. Somewhere... by Hettinga · · Score: 1

    ... a dude named Lebowski laughs...

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  121. He did it, so why can't I? by hrimhari · · Score: 1

    Ditto. In my idiotic mind, I can't follow an argument that says "X shouldn't be illegal because Y isn't". I'd rather go for adding more restrictions to Y. Maybe some nice shocking messages like those in cigarette packs.

    For our "luck", the tobacco companies went the way of "it's harmless" instead of "alcohol is worse". A few decades and researches later, when they were proven wrong and that they knew it all along, we have Canadian provinces suing them to recover the money spent treating lung cancer victims.

    Unfortunately, drugs haven't become the main source of revenue of any legal big company (except for prescription drugs, but that's another topic, wouldn't you say?), so there will be no such prosecution coming for them in the near future.

    I seriously hope that GP won't turn that around and say "that's my point! If they were legal, we could sue!"

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  122. Re:Shoot, there goes my Irish Coffee. Is Decafe ok by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

    The Internet says:

    Kahlua actually has very low levels of caffeine, (approximately 4.85 mg in each 1.5 oz drink).

    One cup of coffee contains about 100mg of caffeine, so if were looking at 100ml of Kahlua there should be about 10 mg of caffeine. (1/10 of a cup of coffee).

    I gather you'd be wasted before you noticed any caffeine from drinking Kahlua.

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  123. Re:Yeah, No. Sounds good but wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, and thus you should be able to buy it after midnight (OK, restrictions vary by jurisdiction).

    Imagine if foods worked the same way: The store clerk refuses to ring up a pack of Twinkies just because it's late afternoon and the law says "you might spoil your dinner". And if you're obese, the clerk will refuse, saying "you've had a few too many". Forget that jar of Prego, too - I can smell the garlic on your breath all the way over here...

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  124. imo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMO this was bound to happen. Have you ever drank two Sparks in a row?

    My heart started to feel uncomfortable.

    I think these companies could be in a lot of trouble if the shit were to hit the fan. Drugs don't produce this uncomfortable feeling until near-overdose territory.

    Read: Meth is comfortable where as higher doses of caffeine make my heart feel like it's under strain (*cough* a friend told me lol).