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A Requiem For Saab

Hugh Pickens writes "The NY Times reports that auto enthusiasts across the country are dismayed by the news that General Motors is planning to shut down Saab, the Swedish carmaker it bought two decades ago, after a deal to sell it fell apart. Even with its modest and steadily declining sales, Saab, an acronym for Svenska Aeroplan Aktiebolaget, or Swedish Airplane Company, long stood out as a powerful brand in spite of itself. 'It wasn't designed to be a fashion statement,' says Ron Pinelli, president of Autodata, which tracks industry statistics. 'It was designed to provide transportation under miserable weather conditions.' Many Saab owners consider the brand's glory days to be the 1980s, when Americans began buying cars again after a recession and energy crisis. 'The cars were communicative,' says Pinelli. 'They didn't try to numb the experience like cars do today.' The cars had odd touches and appealed to those who appreciate the unconventional. Swedish engineers assumed drivers would be wearing gloves, so they designed big buttons for the dashboard. Though the cars were compact, with long hoods and short rear ends, there was plenty of headroom inside. Now Saab, a brand that once had one of the clearest identities in the industry, seems headed for extinction just as automakers are searching for more distinctive designs to help set them apart. 'It's a shame that Saab is a victim,' adds Pinelli."

438 comments

  1. I guess you could call it a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Saab Story.

    *rimshot*

    1. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Informative

      Latest news is that Spyker haven't given up completely yet. They are right now handing in a new bid and it's up to GM to decide if they want to sell.

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    2. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Troll

      Let's hope so. This would be a bit of a sad Christmas present from Obama to all the workers.

    3. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by tsa · · Score: 1

      If Spyker buys Saab it will only be killed more slowly. Spyker's financial management team is not too competent IMO.

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    4. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by segedunum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Latest news is that Spyker haven't given up completely yet. They are right now handing in a new bid and it's up to GM to decide if they want to sell.

      I wouldn't hold your breath. Vauxhall in Britain and Opel in Germany were all set to be sold, with German government money there no less, and GM did a sleight-of-hand and changed their minds.

    5. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      I'm not intimate with the details, but the mere fact that modern Spyker still exists despite their far-below-average cars seems to indicate genius on the financial management side. Buying Saab, which actually does have good cars, might even save Spyker itself.

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    6. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no fan of president milktoast, but Obama has nothing to do with the end of Saab. That distinction belongs solely to the incompetents at GM.

    7. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Timex · · Score: 1

      The BBC has an article about the resubmitted bid. If GM is looking at closing SAAB down, perhaps they would be better off selling it off to an interested party after all.

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    8. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised by GM's failure to make Saab recover. After just rebadging a couple GM cars with the Saab name...

      People know when they're getting taken for a ride. I just don't understand why GM doesn't get it. You can't just buy a bunch of brand names and slap the brands on GM shit and expect it to sell. Consumers are smarter than that.

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    9. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Criminy. You trolls sure get around. You were probably blaming George W. Bush for not hiding the Grand Canyon, since its age made such a mockery of the 6000 year old Earth and thus indirectly the bible being literally true.

    10. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      One of the critical failures has been GM's treatment of Saab. I don't know if Saab really has any good cars left.

      Specifically, GM has not allowed Saab to be the unconventional car it used to be. Last year, I was looking at various models of all sorts of cars, and here's what stuck out to me:

      4 speed transmission, when the rest of GM was moving to a 6-speed.
      Much less in terms of options than other GM brands
      Higher price tag
      Less efficiency

      Based on the advertising alone, Saab was the step-child in the GM family. No innovation was driven into that brand, and it lost its identity because GM just quite simply didn't care about it.

    11. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You seem to be describing all victims of globalization. Make a better burger, catch McDonald's attention, be bought out, and your burgers disappear. Make a better car, catch the attention of a major auto maker -----

      Obviously, I'm no fan of globalization. I'm perfectly happy to allow the Finnish to do things their way, South Africans do things their way, and New Yorkers to do things their way. I can look at each, and decide for myself which is best for me - if any. Screw those megacorporations - they decrease the number of choices we all have.

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    12. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by timepilot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      GM and so many other corporations are having problems because they have focused on maximizing short-term profit as the absolute top priority, and either forgotten their product, or sacrificed the product (with blind cost-cutting) in the name of profit.

      They have completely forgotten that producing products and services that people want to have is the way to generate profit in the long term.

      I'm not a fanboi, but Apple is a great example of a company that started with the right idea, lost their way in the '90s and found it again in the '00s.

    13. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually they're victims of an arm-long list of bad management decisions. Globalization is only making it possible that the bad management decisions are being made in a different part of the world.

      You should also bear in mind, that bad management made it possible for GM to take Saab-Scania over in first place

    14. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by tuxgeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not Obama, shit-for-brains
      It's GM

      Set down your cereal bowl of paint chips and think way back to last year and two of the big 3 automakers on the brink of bankruptcy and crying out for bailout money. Bush was in control, and it was his idea to give away billions of public $$$ to bail them out as well as his banker buddies

      Obama inherited an economy on the brink of total collapse. Were not much better off today, but at least we're not all forced to living in caves yet. Even the bankers that crashed the economy still live in comfort in their fancy beach houses thanks to all you that donated your homes and pensions to them.

      If you want to thank someone for the loss of Saab, thank Bush. He was in charge when this shit hit the fan.
      This was entirely the result of republican economics that made this mess

      Here is a fun fact for you:
      Before Bush, in 2000, the national debt was 18 Billion (the lowest it has been in TWENTY years). After 8 years of Bush and a republican controlled congress, and before the bailout, the national debt soared to over 1 trillion $$. THE HIGHEST IT HAS BEEN SINCE EVER !!!.

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    15. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even back in the pre-GM days, Saab used a lot of other companies' technology. The auto business is so capital intensive, its almost impossible not to run it in a global manner.

      The real problem with Saab was that GM a lousy job in applying its global tech. Exhibit A is rebadging a Chevy Blazer SUV as a Saab. The 9-5 was also something like 12 years old and was just being replaced with a shared platform when Saab was killed.

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    16. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by cvtan · · Score: 1, Informative

      I agree completely. Back in the "olden days" cars had personality that was appropriate to the country of origin. This was fun and added to the car freak experience. No one would mistake a German car for an Italian one: impossible! Now the country of origin is considered irrelevant or something to hide. This lack of diversity is as helpful to the auto industry as lack of genetic diversity is to agriculture. Everyone feels they have to use the same optimal approach, the same strain of wheat, or the competition will be able to charge a dollar less and have a dollar more profit. This news about SAAB is sad. I guess I should have bought one when I had the chance. Charlie Stancampiano - BMW M5/ BMW 2002tii touring/ MINI Cooper S/ Suzuki SV650 naked/ BMW R1200R/ Prius (wife's car so don't blame me!)

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    17. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Just butting in to point out that I have never seen Saab branded GM or Subaru cars here in Australia. It is possible that the Saab brand hasn't been damaged outside the US in the way it is being described.

      Now the real question is if they can survive as a niche player, missing out on economies of scale...

    18. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      From what I heard when the (now abandoned) Koenigsegg bid was accounced, the problem with selling off Saab is that it was already very reliant on GM Europe's engineering rights and expertise.

      As (I think it was) the BBC put it a day or two ago, there wasn't really enough left of Saab to make it a viable business.

      There are some signs that some parties are still interested in Saab, but I'm pretty sceptical about the involvement of Beijing Automotive, since my gut reaction is that they probably want the rights, technology and machinery to incorporate into their own business in China, rather than keeping Saab going in good faith.

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    19. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, paint chip eater, Bush was not in control, nor was it his idea. You are aware of this thing called Congress, right? You are aware they are the ones that authorize bailout funding, correct? And you are aware, of course, that Congress was under Democratic control at the time, right?

      Bush had no choice in the matter. A veto would've just been thrown back in his face. No, this mess is entirely the responsibility of the Democratic Congress, and Bush was just the unfortunate scapegoat.

    20. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I hope this second Spyker offer works out but I am not getting my hopes up. After Koeningsegg discussing their failed attempt as if it were a done deal and mentioning future plans for the X and the 9-3, and with other deals having failed, I'm not going to believe anything short of a joint announcement from Saab and the Swedish government.

      Honestly I think GM is sabotaging the talks, since GM is now controlled in large part by the UAW. Why would they support the continued existence of a competitor which employs non-union workers, when set free of GM beancounters will be able to produce better performing, higher quality and more efficient product pp all while not paying UAW protection fees, er, union dues?

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    21. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be describing all victims of globalization. Make a better burger, catch McDonald's attention, be bought out, and your burgers disappear. Make a better car, catch the attention of a major auto maker -----

      Obviously, I'm no fan of globalization. I'm perfectly happy to allow the Finnish to do things their way, South Africans do things their way, and New Yorkers to do things their way. I can look at each, and decide for myself which is best for me - if any. Screw those megacorporations - they decrease the number of choices we all have.

      Obviously, I'm no fan of globalization. I'm perfectly happy to allow the Finnish to do things their way, South Africans do things their way, and New Yorkers to do things their way. I can look at each, and decide for myself which is best for me - if any

      You just described globalization.

      In a non-globalized world, you don't get to look at each option and pick one - you just get your local version to take or leave.

    22. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously, I'm no fan of globalization. I'm perfectly happy to allow the Finnish to do things their way, South Africans do things their way, and New Yorkers to do things their way. I can look at each, and decide for myself which is best for me - if any

      That is globalization.

    23. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      GM and so many other corporations are having problems because they have focused on maximizing short-term profit as the absolute top priority, and either forgotten their product, or sacrificed the product (with blind cost-cutting) in the name of profit.

      Stockholders won't let you focus on anything else.

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    24. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 0

      Saab Story.

      *rimshot*

      Miss Kitten and the Hacker. ........ "Requiem fot a Hit" Sexcellent! tune of the day!

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    25. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 0

      Saab Story.

      *rimshot*

      Miss Kitten and the Hacker. ........ "Requiem fot a Hit" Sexcellent! tune of the day!

      Or I make better aircraft in Sweden than you!

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    26. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has stockholders.

      The point is that Jobs, who runs the show now at Apple, really cares about the product. He wants to make good stuff.

    27. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by aclarke · · Score: 1

      Actually, you have (unless I'm mistaken). I just went to http://www.saab.com.au/ and see that the only Saab apparently available in Australia is the 9-3. This is a GM rebrand, also sold as an Opel and a Cadillac (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab_9-3). This is the case with all Saabs.

    28. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      How 'bout we stop making this needlessly political? Saab isn't where it is due to any US president, but due to GM and its own management.

      I do not enjoy living in a country where the president has the final say on whether once private companies live or die, and I feel as long as we don't get used to the idea that they can, we won't be stuck with it. Politicians are *not* that powerful, this one is the market and GM's problem.

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    29. Re:I guess you could call it a ... by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      Yes, another paint chip eater joins the debate
      Where have you been the past 12 years dipshit?

      Dems are really nothing but neutered republicans. Even a republican congressional strength of 50% in addition to a retarded righty puppet commander retains full power to fuck the nation for the benefit of their corporate benefactors.

      Please pull your head from your ass before joining a debate you know nothing of. Fuck you very much

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  2. Let's just be clear on what they mean here by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    'It wasn't designed to be a fashion statement,' says Ron Pinelli, president of Autodata, which tracks industry statistics. 'It was designed to provide transportation under miserable weather conditions.'

    Is that why they built a bunch of intensely front-heavy FWD vehicles with atrocious understeer?

    Many Saab owners consider the brand's glory days to be the 1980s, when Americans began buying cars again after a recession and energy crisis. 'The cars were communicative,' says Pinelli. 'They didn't try to numb the experience like cars do today.'

    They also had reverse-mounted engines (well, in the 900) which do little to nothing to improve driving but which make them more difficult to maintain, and expensive parts. You need special parts just to do a brake pad replacement in a Saab 900. Fuck you Saab, you deserve to be dead.

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    1. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You are obviously not much of an engineer.

      Front-heavy front-wheel-drive cars had great traction in the snow. The reverse-engine placement made a reliable and compact power-plant. Nothing special about it, and I worked on them for years, models from the '70s through the '06. There were no special parts required for brake pad replacement, just a simple tool to rotate the piston which is quite common these days (see VW for instance.) This system has become more widely because of its superiority - the emergency brake uses disk brake pads and is integrated with the caliper, offering reliable and the best possible hand-brake.

      Saab will be missed - engineering that was obviously superior, with other manufacturers later following suit with surprisingly similar designs. Such as the now-common front wheel drive arrangement Saab began using in 1948. How about cold-rolled steel body frames with crumple zones, heated seats, the hatchback, how about a standard-production turbo? - the list goes on and on. They may not have invented each one of those items but stuck with the good stuff throughout. I am driving a '93 9000 with >195k miles for a winter rat this year. That kind of mileage is not uncommon, in fact almost expected in a Saab. What companies can suggest that kind of longevity today?

      It would be a shame to see a great engineering company fail.

    2. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Front-wheel drive arrangement: Predated Saab by a lot, and Saab's first front wheel drive drivetrains were a 1930s DKW design. (That DKW design's successors evolved into the current Audi lineup, BTW, and I believe that 1930s DKW design may have been exhumed as the (very loose) basis of the original 1974 VW Golf's drivetrain.)

      Hatchback: Arguably, the first hatchbacks were in the 1930s. Saab's first hatchbacks were in the late 60s.

      Standard production turbocharger: 1978 for the Saab 99, 1962 for the Oldsmobile Turbo Jetfire.

      Not sure about the others, though.

    3. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by onionman · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent up.

      (The post provides informative rationale for design decisions.)

    4. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by endocrantz · · Score: 1

      Front brakes are always superior to rear. An everyday regular-production turbo - not special one-off model - were a Saab first. Saab mainstreamed all those ideas, many that were previously blips in production (we don't have a lot of DKWs in the US) No mention was made of inventing any of it - using the best ideas in their regular production cars, everyday driver. That's what I'm tankful for. GM has already sold some of Saab's technology to China, seems there is still a market for things Saab. I'll be driving mine in comfort and safety during "The Blizzard of 2009" today. A lot of cars and trucks around me aren't going anywhere.

    5. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by RasputinAXP · · Score: 1

      How about cold-rolled steel body frames with crumple zones, heated seats, the hatchback, how about a standard-production turbo? - the list goes on and on. They may not have invented each one of those items but stuck with the good stuff throughout. I am driving a '93 9000 with >195k miles for a winter rat this year. That kind of mileage is not uncommon, in fact almost expected in a Saab. What companies can suggest that kind of longevity today?

      Not to jump all over the Saabs, but my family of mid 80's through early 90s Volvos (an '85 240DL wagon, an '88 740 wagon and a '91 740 Turbo sedan) would beg to disagree. Crumple zones, safety cages, 3-point safety belts, childproof doors...Volvo. :)

    6. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by RasputinAXP · · Score: 1

      also, they each went to their next owners with 175K, 265K, and 190K miles respectively.

    7. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by grolaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, come on....

      The reverse-mounted engine made replacing a clutch in my '82 900 T something a neophyte could do. Yes, the Haynes manual suggested using a belt to hold the clutch pressure plate compressed, but that doesn't work - yes, you do need the two special tools SAAB made to compress the pressure plate fingers and then a spring-steel c-shaped ring expands to hold the fingers compressed... But, having borrowed the tools from the dealership for an hour - at no cost - I was able to complete the job with just a small set of metric sockets.

      The brakes did need a "special tool" because the brake activator had a hydraulic cylinder with back-facing notches - it ratcheted forward as the pad wore down and had to be screwed back up to the new pad position. The face of the cylinder had two depressions in it and a flat wrench with two prongs was called for to screw in the cylinder. I made one with a flat, metal ruler and two pop-rivets. It took only a few minutes to create and worked until a jerk in a 3/4 tom pickup ran a redlight and hit me in the left-front quarter-panel - spinning my SAAB more than 360 degrees... the truck's bed came up and over and the truck that hit me wound up landing on its cab roof and skidding 45 yards upside down down a city street.

      My 6 year-old son and I, both belted in, were completely unharmed.

      I have one of the last SAAB 900 Turbos manufactured out of Trollhatten - with mostly SAAB parts - albeit that GM changed the window / cab profile. It is at 160k and doing very, very well today - averaging 32 mi/gal and just passed the CA emissions test (not too bad for a 14 year-old car that never seems to age). Compared to my twin-turbo Volvo S-80 '01 vintage (also with 160k) I've put far more money into repairing the Volvo than I ever did that SAAB.

      Understeer can happen in any vehicle with even weight distribution (mid-engine) or front-heavy design. The famous Porsche 911 has massive understeer - big deal.

      All that you do to deal with understeer is to accelerate and brake as you enter a curve forcing the front tires (drive & steering on the 900) down to greater road contact, then accelerate out of the turn. Easy and solid turning control with the tight and well crafted SAAB steering & brakes. Yes, you do need good tires - Pirelli, Yokohama & Michelin have been my go-to brands - with the Michelins winning the wear/performance battle.

    8. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the major reasons for why Volvo is seen as such a reliable and safe car is because of the rivalry with SAAB. The smaller brand SAAB kept pushing Volvo to innovate and become better.

    9. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      also, they each went to their next owners with 175K, 265K, and 190K miles respectively.

      So they'd barely got past the running-in period then?

    10. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "That kind of mileage is not uncommon, in fact almost expected in a Saab. What companies can suggest that kind of longevity today?"

      Many of them.
      Toyota, Volkswagen and Honda often last that long (and are gobbled up when they do make it to salvage to keep the rest running).
      Those brands were just as tough even in the late 1980s. Turning well over 200K is even routine for domestic pickup trucks and (barf) Jeep Cherokees.

      I feast on the dead in salvage yards and know their secrets. :)

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    11. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Let me pile on here. Especially about the NG900, though 9000s deserve special mention for traction controls and $700 fuel pumps.

      So Saabs are examples of superior engineering? How do you change the serpentine belt on an NG900? Take off the right front wheel first? remove the inner right front fender? Pus. DIC? Ball joints? Nothing is easy on these cars. NOTHING. Even the ignition switches fail. The leather is substandard. Self-adjusting clutch cable. Oh, and the hydraulic upgrade. My wife's '98 900STE Convertible is such a damned joy to work on. I can't wait to get in and fix the tonneau drive and get the windows aligned again so the wind noise is bearable. And of course I will soon find a decent manual transmission to resolve the blown 2nd gear synchros. It will be slightly easier to change the tranny than it is to change a main engine on the Shuttle. Yes, the key step is pulling the engine out by dropping out the subframe. The shift lever is like stirring warm butter with a straw. OMFG. I almost miss that old '93 900 she had.

      You have to undo the friggin front underguard to get at anything the least important on the front of the engine, like radiator hoses. The ACC depends on this little muffin fan in the dash to get temperature, and of course like any muffin fan about 1/2" square, it fails predictably. Switches fail. Foglamp lenses are brittle. Let's not get started on the front end in general on the convertible, where Saab's reputation as a driver's car failed, under GM's influence I'm sure.

      Oh, and the Swedish understood that you do not, in fact, have any genuine need for a cupholder. If you absolutely need one, they will graft one on in the most uncomfortable place, so you can knock your drink out with your right elbow at the most inopportune moment.

      And God help me, I do live to drive it. The turbo takes you from 60 to 100 effortlessly. It will go forever, if you can afford it. And there's just something about a Saab driver that keeps people from assuming anything else about you, except stubbornness.

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    12. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Timex · · Score: 1

      it's worth noting here that my 1996 Chevrolet Corsica had about 220,000 miles on it when the engine finally died.

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    13. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Everyone has stories to tell about their car that made it past 200k. Shit, I drive a 2002 Chevy Astrovan with 239k miles. Doesn't mean it's a good van. I've had to repair it numerous times(4wd, tranny, alternator x2, etc.)

      I would be interested to see hard data on how far cars typically make it before dying for good. Not just individual cases.

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    14. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      So except for the fact you required 3 special tools to complete what most cars don't require special tools for (including a BRAKE JOB which I've done quiet easily on 4 different cars over the past 20 years), and "other cars have similar steering design flaws" which requires a specialized way of TURNING.... it's a great car? Are you sure this isn't a sarcastic reply?

      You really prove the point of the GP quite nicely. I'm very glad I never owned one of these cars.

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    15. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      For novice(meaning average) drivers, understeer is far more predictable and manageable then oversteer. After driving a 3rd gen Toyota Supra turbo for a few years, I can tell you oversteer can scare the bejeezus out of anybody if you're not expecting it.

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    16. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I drive a Volkswagen T3/Vanagon. I'll eat your "safe" Volvo for breakfast.

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    17. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you have to remove the fender to do the serp belt on a NG900, yr doing it wrong. Just the fender liner...and that takes waht, 2 minutes?

      $700 fuel pump? eEuro sells factory pumps for about $250.

      DIC's take 5 minutes to change (they aren't cheap, but I buy a pile of used ones for back up). Balljoints are easy, but wasteful, since you have to throw out the rest of the control arm.

      I personally think most Saabs are pretty easy to work on, from the c900's through the current 9-5's. But that's merely my opinion. You can own, and maintain a Saab for far less than a lot of cars, if you know where to buy parts and what you're doing with a wrench.

      You can pick up a mid 90's 900 Turbo for 2 grand, put $400 into the engine, tune the ECU with open source tools (Saab drivers are all about open-source engineering) and have a 300HP car that will embarrass most cars short of a Z06 on the highway.

    18. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by keytohwy · · Score: 1

      Volvo - made to run like shit for 300,000 miles.

    19. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saabs don't understeer any more than ANY FWD car. If you know how to drive them (left foot braking, scandinavian flicks) you can make them oversteer like any good rally car should.

      Special tools to replace the pads? Never used one...just used pliers and vice-grips any time I needed to do pads. The front handbrake thing was always annoying, but not THAT bad.

      Parts for Saabs are no more than ANY foreign car.

      I can do a clutch on a reverse mounted Saab engine in a little over an hour. Can't do that with ANY other car on earth (changing belts, on the other hand, is a royal PITA, I'll give you that.) :)

    20. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I think most of the FWD maintenance horror stories of saabs and other cars from that era is simply the auto industry cutting it's teeth on FWD designs. My neon required some specialized tool to just change the timing belt, which also powered the water pump and required a lot of what you mention. I think they would have changed it if they could have, but it takes a lot of money to redesign, retool, and then still support the previous design with replacement parts. In the last 15 years the newer designs show drastic improvements in serviceability. 1975-1987 or so were the dark ages for FWD engineering (unless you were the japanese for some reason).

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    21. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am driving a '93 9000 with >195k miles for a winter rat this year. That kind of mileage is not uncommon, in fact almost expected in a Saab. What companies can suggest that kind of longevity today?

      Uh, just about any. Not too long ago I was driving a $250 1986 Ford Escort L (the low-end model) that had 180k miles on it and it probably would have easily went another 100k if the person I sold it to didn't total it. The car was is excellent shape, ran great, perfect interior, even the paint wasn't bad and it had no rust. Was my favorite car for bashing around in the ice and snow.

      There are lemons out there that are just plain crappy but there are many more good cars from practically all manufacturers. A well maintained car is a well maintained car. It's just that most people don't take care of a cheap car, therefore they tend to break (which would happen with any car if not maintained).

    22. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      And there are some groups that hit it, or twice it with regularity.

      VW's IDI/TDI diesel engines. Numerous people are hitting 300 & 400k. Not hitting 200k usually means the dealer screwed something up.

      Everyone has the stories, but its how many cumulative stories you hear about the same engines that determine if it's an exception to the rule or a rule to the exception.

    23. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honda (as I'm sure you know).

    24. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "I am driving a '93 9000 with >195k"

      How 'bout a '90 Mazda MX6? It went over 1/4 million miles back in May or June. ;^)

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    25. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      Everyone has stories to tell about their car that made it past 200k. Shit, I drive a 2002 Chevy Astrovan with 239k miles. Doesn't mean it's a good van.

      Indeed. I had an 86 Cadillac Seville that I traded in at 320K miles (it still ran fine). However this was a oddity as that particular engine was known for shaving the lobes off of the cam in less than 100K miles. But I always use synthetic oil and change it at 5K miles no matter what I drive.

    26. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by snugge · · Score: 0

      A short piece of heavy copper wire will do the trick when it comes to changing the clutch.

    27. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have one of the last SAAB 900 Turbos manufactured out of Trollhatten

      Uhm ... Trollhatten is a famous island mountain in Norway. It translates as "The Troll's hat". Trollhättan, on the other hand, is a small-ish Swedish town. It translates as ... uhm ... "The Troll's hat". Err ... never mind.

    28. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by moortak · · Score: 1

      Having spent an obscene amount of time in a Vanagon, I can tell you that if you ever have to push a vehicle a few miles you had better hope it is not a Vanagon.

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    29. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was at least one big win that came from mounting the engine "backwards": replacing the clutch was way easier (admittedly, with the proper factory tools) than in a "normal" arrangement. -former SAAB mechanic (1992-1999) and current owner of a 1980 and a 1993 900 Turbo

    30. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      The BMW 2002 turbo and the Porsche 911 turbo both predated the Saab on the European market. Buick's first turbo came out in 1978 along with Saab's.

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    31. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      I would be interested to see hard data on how far cars typically make it before dying for good. Not just individual cases.

      It would still be hard to make valid comparisons without full service records. Checking basic fluid levels and changing the oil can make a car last a long time or if neglected shorten its life.

    32. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Saab was building FWD cars for DECADES before the NG900 debuted in 1994. Please, do not try and excuse their design choices as 'cutting their teeth' on anything. The NG900 was just a smaller chassis crammed full of engineering, and never intended to be services by the do-it-yourselfer.

      Now, to be somewht fair, my local Saab dealer technician is superb, and one of the nationally recognized techs. And he does it ALL. Alignments, body work, electrical, transmision internals, he does everything, though he sends out body and paint because the dealer has a shop and he is too busy, even in Phoenix. But Saab techs, in general, do everything. Many a domestic make tech sends transmission work to the specialists, and even some electrical work. But to hear him tell me what he needs to do, well, damn, I'm not able to drop the subframe under the carport. Much that I just cannot do.

      My '95 Explorer is completely different. At 300105 miles, I can change out most anything, and could even change the rear axle seals if I dared to. the radiator took an hour to change, including flush and repairing the heater valve. Alternator comes off like a prom dress. I could even change the rack by myself, with my wife manning a jackstand to hold the other end up.

      Saabs were always interesting to work on. The NG900, 9-3, and 9-5 are just impossible. All the newer stuff, I challenge calling them Saabs. The influence of outsourcing, using other chassis designs, commonality (which failed) all lead to pretty average cars.

      Oh well. I'll be looking for some junkers soon. I expect used prices to go up for a little bit, and then plummet.

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    33. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're obviously not a driving enthusiast. This myth that front engine front wheel drive cars have great 'traction' in the snow is ridiculous. Sure, you can ACCELERATE faster because the weight is on the drive wheels, but that is where this gained 'traction' ends. Cars setup this way handle poorly and understeer horribly when accelerating out of a corner.

      I'm tired of the "better in winter" excuse for having everything front wheel drive now - they are cheaper to manufacture and the advantages end there.

    34. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Dunno. He described replacing a clutch and didn't discuss lifting the transmission out from under the car. Thats impressive to me.

    35. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by HBoar · · Score: 1

      As he stated pretty clearly, you don't need a special tool to do the brakes. The 80's Subarus I've owned had the same system, and any twit can make up something to turn the calipers back in. It only takes a few minutes. A tiny disadvantage, and a pretty big advantage -- a proper disc handbrake. Well worth an extra couple of minutes work every few years. You'll find that pretty much every car will need a special tool to do something -- The old Subarus also needed special tools to tighten one of the head nuts, and to adjust the valve clearances, for example. It's not poor engineering, it's just that other design considerations take precedence over whether some stingey back yard mechanic can fix everything with a $20 set of spanners. Again, you can always just make your own special tool, or borrow/buy one from a dealer.

      As for your comment regarding turning, that's just ridiculous. Every car needs a slightly different cornering technique at RACING SPEED. Obviously in normal operation, you just turn the steering wheel.

    36. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      As he stated pretty clearly, you don't need a special tool to do the brakes.

      As stated pretty clearly, he had to make the special tool. Every car I've ever owned or worked on you could either just use a flat headed screwdriver to drive the caliper back, or just use a C-clamp.

      A tiny disadvantage, and a pretty big advantage -- a proper disc handbrake. Well worth an extra couple of minutes work every few years.

      I guess I don't see the advantage. Why should I care if the handbrake is a disc or not?

      You'll find that pretty much every car will need a special tool to do something

      For normal maintenance tasks? I've had or worked on Nissans, Chryslers, GMs, and Hyundais over the years, and NONE of those have required make/model specific tools to do routine maintenance tasks like setting the valve clearances, or changing brakes.


      As for your comment regarding turning, that's just ridiculous. Every car needs a slightly different cornering technique at RACING SPEED.

      Who said anything about racing? I didn't, the GP didn't, the GGP didn't. You just seemed to pluck that out of the air.

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    37. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by HBoar · · Score: 1

      As stated pretty clearly, he had to make the special tool. Every car I've ever owned or worked on you could either just use a flat headed screwdriver to drive the caliper back, or just use a C-clamp

      Well, you basically 'made' a special tool by using a G-clamp. Similarly, you can use the end of a large (20-24mm IIRC) R/OE spanner to turn the piston in.

      I guess I don't see the advantage. Why should I care if the handbrake is a disc or not?

      Some examples would be that you don't require a separate drum brake just for the handbrake, and that you can safely use the brake to stop the car in an emergency without worrying about the all too common self actuation that happens with dedicated handbrake drum systems. Also, drum brakes are almost useless in dirty conditions, as they fill up with crap and wear out in a matter of a few hundred km (even when the brake is not used).

      NONE of those have required make/model specific tools to do routine maintenance tasks like setting the valve clearances, or changing brakes.

      None of the examples of special tools I gave are actually required, you can always find something to do the job fine. You'll probably find that all those manufacturers recommend special tools in the FSM, just no one actually uses them.

      Who said anything about racing?

      No one did, but the GP was rather obviously referring to turning in a situation where a loss of traction is to be expected, which implies a racing situation, an emergency, or an idiot driver. I chose to use the term 'racing speed' to cover these, I agree it's pretty ambiguous. Regardless, my point stands -- every car handles differently under loss of traction, and to manage this various 'tricks' can be used. Knowing these tricks for your own car can make a huge difference when it comes to avoiding an accident.

    38. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Front brakes are always superior to rear.

      Not for parking brakes. There is no scenario where this is a good thing. It is perverse and unique for the sake of being perverse and unique.

      An everyday regular-production turbo - not special one-off model - were a Saab first.

      You are either misinformed or a propagandist. The turbo was a very mainstream option in a very mainstream car starting from 1962. I must say I do like the bit of verbal jiujitsu you pulled there with 'special one-off model'. Maybe you are referring to the Oldsmobile Jetfire that had a 'special one-off' production run of about 10,000 units.

      Your logic, knowledge, and common sense fail, but the Apple owner in me appreciates your fanboyism.

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    39. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Understeer can happen in any vehicle with even weight distribution (mid-engine) or front-heavy design. The famous Porsche 911 has massive understeer - big deal.

      A rear engined 911 understeers? You don't know WTF you are talking about. Seriously. Take some public transportation or something. Use the time to learn what the big words mean that you are typing. Porsche 911 is the poster child for oversteer, not understeer. When I google that for you, it seems to me that most of the top ten results are expressing incredulity at a corner case of a modern 911 exhibiting this handling characteristic.

      Your basic misunderstanding of a simple and well documented aspect of one of the more famous cars the world over leads me to believe that the rest of your post might just be garbage.

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    40. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      He thinks a 911 normally exhibits understeer. I think he just got onto his dad's computer.

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    41. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Saab owners showing us Mac owners what real fanboyism is all about.

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    42. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by RasputinAXP · · Score: 1

      pretty much. I was ready for a new car by then; I'd gotten my first post-college job. Sold the 240 to a neighborhood kid for $1000 (bought for $1500). My sister was moving to the city and sold the 740 Turbo for a shade under what it was bought for, and I forget what the deal was with my brother's 740 wagon. I think he went to California so my parents sold that too.

    43. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by grolaw · · Score: 1

      5 bolts - a tool to compress the pressure plate fingers and a tool to hold them compressed (just a 30-40 CM diameter band of flat spring in a "C" shape) and off comes the whole clutch - replace, check throwout bearing, retighten 5 12mm bolts, use the tool to recompress the fingers of the Pressure plate, remove the spring - JOB DONE.

      OK, the hood had to come off - loosen 2 12 mm bolts and remove hood. Stand nearby until job is done. 7 Bolts two "special tools" and an HOUR to replace a clutch. Well designed and the beast required replacement about every 80k miles.

      The brake wrench is no big deal and took only a few moments to build.

      BTW, there was a huge amount of free space in those early '80s engine compartments to work in.. Any idiot could do almost anything....

      The real cost issue was scrubbing off tires in 20k mi - if you didn't keep your foot out of that turbine, you could burn rubber in any gear.

      BTW, my '82 had the manual roof. All I ever did to open it was to hold the release latch and hit the accelerator and inertia did the rest.

      Also, the original SAAB window design had the pillars so narrow that you had no forward or left and right blind spots. You could "see" right through the pillars.

      Great cars - and tougher than hell.

    44. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by grolaw · · Score: 1

      I own both Macs and SAABs....

      And had an Apple II and an XT back in the early '80s

      Oh, and I still have an original, non-modded LISA from the same era.

      I also learned to program (in a manner of speaking) on VAX PDP-11s.

      I'm older and have had "the automobile driving experience" with Oldsmobiles, Catalinas, the '67 Fastback Mustang, the VW Rabbit (the year it came out), a Porsche 928 (what an odd animal that was), A Judge, three SAAB 900 Turbos, several Volvos and still prefer the original SAABS are great touring cars and last a looong time.

      Maybe a Tesla will change my mind.... I'm moving to SOCAL and am on the waiting list.... and LAX has FREE charging stations in both short and long-term parking. Sweet.

    45. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by grolaw · · Score: 1

      If running off the road with a light touch on the wheel scares you....

      Hell, I once represented an old client that had a Celica GT-Four , twin cam turbo that was radar clocked at 200 + mph - he had to pay $500.00 and attend driving school to avoid points - but the bust was so outrageous that the driving class degenerated into what super car could come close to the performance/price ratio of a stock Toyota...

      Understeer / Oversteer - if you like to drive, you will get the hang of it pretty quickly....

    46. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by grolaw · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=porsche%20understeer&sourceid=mozilla2&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

      Google agrees with me, and I've driven 911's with ferocious understeer. Bob Bondurant's driving school has a skidpad turn just for understeer.

      Mid-engine vehicles can easily have either under or over steer issues. RTFM

    47. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were no special parts required for brake pad replacement, just a simple tool to rotate the piston which is quite common these days (see VW for instance.)

      Sorry, I meant tool. Because Saab integrated the emergency/parking brakes into the front brakes on the Saab 900 (a horrible, terrible mistake) and used an unusually fucked up floating caliper design, it has literally the most difficult-to-service disc brakes I have seen in my life. I would prefer to service drums.

      You must be insane. I've been a Saab owner for a long time and do all of my own work that doesn't need a hoist, including re-roadworthy for a write-off wreck. The brakes are dead simple, a great design. Easy to access and self adjusting.

    48. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      I did. I ended up getting a ticket on I84 at almost 93mph. Luckily the cop didn't realize I was slowing down and had just done a top speed run.

      I hit 167ish. As I recall, I had to calculate my speed with my tach because the speedo only went to 160. The policeman was very polite but hit me with points and a $300 fine and said I was lucky-if I was in excess of 100 he would have taken my car.

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    49. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by featurelesscube · · Score: 1

      tune the ECU with open source tools (Saab drivers are all about open-source engineering) and have a 300HP car that will embarrass most cars short of a Z06 on the highway.

      Do you have some links? This is very relevant to my interests....

    50. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      2010 911, 997, 996, 986, Boxster.

      Nice little slight of hand, changing my search term.

      Appeal to authority in the Bondurant name dropping?

      I'm not sure which of your rhetorical fallacies I like the most.

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    51. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by grolaw · · Score: 1

      Well, you learned about how to control the machine, or decided not to drive it past your range of safe control.

      They are powerful, well engineered machines. You just don't plop down behind the wheel of a vehicle that can double the lawful speed limit with ease and fail to educate yourself about the machine's performance characteristics at speed...

    52. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by grolaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cite the errors, wizard. My facts are out there for everybody to review...

      Attack the argument when the facts don't support your argument. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

    53. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      The error is that I posted a link to a google search to a 911, the subject of your first comment. You changed and used as reference a google search using 'porsche' as a term.

      Want to know the REAL truth? Neither one of us are exactly right. I'll leave it to you to own up to your mistake while also pointing out mine. Bet you don't have the stones to do it.

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    54. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by grolaw · · Score: 1

      Fine - we're both wrong.

      Now, after years of "friending you" and upgrading your comments in moderation - I'll change your status to "sick-puppy" for the "stones" remark (wholly uncalled for) and adopt the standard "Troll" rating for you from this point on.

      You never did cite your facts.....

    55. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Blah, blah, blah, blah. Read the articles on even your search. Traditionally, 911's exhibited initial understeer that could quickly turn into lift-throttle oversteer.

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    56. Re:Let's just be clear on what they mean here by th1nk · · Score: 1

      I second this. I've owned Saabs all my life (900S, 9000CSE, 9-3, 9-5), and do all my own work, including some stuff that does require a hoist (rebuilt the transmission in my 900). The 900 was the easiest car to work on that I've ever seen. You could do brakes and rotors with basic tools in under an hour. And the parking brakes were in the rear, not the front.

  3. Two questions from ignorance by paiute · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Who owned SAAB before?
    2. If it is such a good brand, why don't those previous owners buy it back?

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    1. Re:Two questions from ignorance by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Informative

      It was owned by an investment company called Investor. And they were just interested in cashing in money.

      It seems like GM was mostly interested in technology and mot much in brand identity. The last decade of Saab has really went from something with at least some identity to something very average that can't compete with Toyota or other brands.

      And since Saab was just another brand in the GM portfolio - and a small one - they weren't too keen on promoting it. Selling an Opel or Chevrolet would add more to the GM identity.

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    2. Re:Two questions from ignorance by cyclocommuter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is not much different from a big company like Microsoft acquiring/buying a smaller company... sooner or later the smaller company gets its life suck out of it.

    3. Re:Two questions from ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed. I owned a 1994 900S for years. I liked it but the repair costs were atrocious. That said, it had nearly 200k miles on it and was still very dependable when I got rid of it.

      In the later years GM tried to rework Saab as a traditional luxury brand a la Audi/Infinity/Lexus by watering down Saab's classic quirkiness. Loyal fans were alienated and there were too few advantages to win over fans of the competing brands. It's death is not surprising.

    4. Re:Two questions from ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      1. Who owned SAAB before?
      2. If it is such a good brand, why don't those previous owners buy it back?

      The Swedish defence company Saab AB.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab

      They don't need to buy it back, as both companies have brand/naming rights.

    5. Re:Two questions from ignorance by maestroX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Among other cars, I've owned Saabs from the 80s. Till the 80s, Saab delivered innovation, comfort, ergonomics and durability. At a price though, because comparable cars (i.e. Volvo's, BMW 5 series) were cheaper and in some respects, better; I think this is the major reason for decline in sales until 1989 en the sell-out to GM in 1989.

      IMO Saab is dead since 1989. The innovation, comfort and ergonomics just didn't improve at the rate competitors did, and seemed bad rehashes of existing stuff; the 9-7x was a Subaru, 9-5 refurbished 9000, 9-3 refurbished 900 and later Aero's just muscle versions instead of special versions. I miss the Saab touch of the 70s and 80s

      Competition learned and moved beyond (just look at Audi); the common 2L engine has seen very little improvements over the last decade, despite efforts towards bio-ethanol etc.
      Too bad, I haven't experienced car seats as good since I owned a 9000 and worse were available in later models.
      I'm still fond of the 96,99 and 900's and black sheep 9000 which were special in their days. After that, nothing really special setting it apart from the competition.
      Thanks Saab for the fond memories, money well spent.

    6. Re:Two questions from ignorance by OzPeter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Selling an Opel or Chevrolet would add more to the GM identity.

      If only GM would sell a decent Opel here. I have owned the Vectra and loved it, and spent a lot of time in Italy with a rented Astra - 1.8l 4 speed 200km/hr on the flat.

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    7. Re:Two questions from ignorance by alder · · Score: 2, Informative

      If only GM would sell a decent Opel here.

      Rejoice! ;-) It is coming. Buick regal 2010 is actually the Opel Insignia with swapped grille and logo. Initially it will be even built in Germany moving later to Canada.

    8. Re:Two questions from ignorance by dlt074 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Atlas Shrugged. GM is no longer interested in anything other then being a social experiment for the government and the unions. it stopped being a company interested in technology, innovation, profits and being the best in its field the second Obama confiscated it.

    9. Re:Two questions from ignorance by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      GM is probably heading the same way as the Swedish shipyard industry was during the late 70's and 80's where it slowly died and dissipated. There is still a crane left in Eriksberg, Gothenburg from that era, but it's no longer used and the area is reclaimed for building apartments.

      So GM seems to be a dinosaur and the only advantage to be seen is to avoid overflowing the US with unemployed former GM workers and subcontractors of GM.

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    10. Re:Two questions from ignorance by digitalunity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      GM really needs to shrink. They don't need to die. They're a huge monolithic company trying to maintain a dozen brand names in a market that just contracted. To top it off, with few exceptions they built largely uninspired cars at cut rate prices to compete with Toyota, Honda and Ford and pumped out trucks like there was no end to demand despite Ford having the market for trucks tied down nicely.

      GM is a failure of managements foresight, ability to create a car people really want, failure to compete. Dare I say it, but it's also a clear case of when a workers union can destroy the company they rely on. That a union could expect their workers to make $20 an hour with benefits for punching buttons is ridiculously shortsighted. For a long time now, GM has been under the debt burden of an overpaid union and retirees who just aren't dying as fast as they expected.

      The unions resisted automation, which would have allowed GM to deliver better cars for cheaper and made them truly competitive. Out of all the failures in GM, I would say the UAW is at the top of my list.

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    11. Re:Two questions from ignorance by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      They did sell a decent Opel in the USA. It was called the Saturn Astra.

    12. Re:Two questions from ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. It was a company interested in technology, innovation, and profits before the government stepped in? Why did they need a bailout if they were so interested in any of those things. They all sound great. Face it, the company was a shambles and would be gone by now had the government not stepped in. Don't try to rewrite history as if Obama personally bought the glorious and hugely profitable GM as a "social experiment for the government."

      The company sucked. The only debate is whether the government should have bailed them out or let their intense focus on "technology, innovation and profits" make them so successful they go out of business in two months.

    13. Re:Two questions from ignorance by hedwards · · Score: 1

      This is all too common and it's a good argument against allowing companies to buy lots of other companies out. They made similar mistakes with Saturn. They had a good thing going, but failed to make the investments necessary to keep the brand viable, then after a period of time gave up on it and sold it off. Except in this case due to the prolonged period of neglect it appears to have had to kill it completely.

      I don't think the fact that it's being outright killed ought to be a shocker to anybody, these cars have been pretty much dead for the last 2 decades, very few garages around here service them, I think that Pugeot might be the only brand that's harder to find a mechanic for around here. I realize that they're still quite popular amongst Saab owners, but if you're not managing to get new people interested, eventually the brand has to go the way of the Packard.

    14. Re:Two questions from ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was owned by an investment company called Investor. And they were just interested in cashing in money.

      Investor is the corporate arm of the Wallenberg family which funded SAAB from day 1, way back in the 1940s. The total losses they made over the decades belies your statement above. (OTOH, I do believe they had to sell in 1990.)

      It seems like GM was mostly interested in technology and mot much in brand identity. The last decade of Saab has really went from something with at least some identity to something very average that can't compete with Toyota or other brands.

      This I will agree with, and thus I wasn't planning to buy yet another SAAB, even before the collapse.

    15. Re:Two questions from ignorance by argosreality · · Score: 1

      And that car (and brand) once again shows that GM was run by idiots and probably should have been left to whither on the vine. Saturn was one of their most successful lines for a while and then they decided to bring it truely back into the fold and utterly ruined it. Reliability went into the shitter, the character was lost (see Ion) and then all we got was rebadged GMs or imported Opels (Aurora, Astra, and to the extent the Vue which was partly honda)

    16. Re:Two questions from ignorance by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Which seems to indicate that (most) large companies behave like cannibals. When there's no meat of their own kind available, cannibals will hunt whatever is easiest - in this case, customers.

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    17. Re:Two questions from ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The unions resisted automation, which would have allowed GM to deliver better cars for cheaper and made them truly competitive. Out of all the failures in GM, I would say the UAW is at the top of my list.

      Uh why? Really, why blame a union for trying to get the best contract they can for their members, when that and ensuring safety are the main reasons why unions exist? Even if the union contracts contributed to GM's financial problems, it takes both GM Management and UAW to sign a labor contract! Also, unlike in some developed countries there are many of legal strikebreaking means available to a company in the USA (all but the last type in the linked section are lawful for GM to use). Since GM always had the option to negotiate harder with the UAW, ultimately this argument goes back to a failure of management to act in the long-term interests of the company.

  4. And why do I care? by wjsteele · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really? Does this belong on /.? Where is all the fanfare for Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Plymouth & Saturn? Companies come and go. New ones will come along and replace them.

    I've got an idea... how about everybody who liked Saabs go out and order a Fisker Karma or the Tesla Model S!

    Bill

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    1. Re:And why do I care? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because those piece of shit cars, that can’t get further than five miles without needing half a year of reload time, and weigh a megaton because of the batteries, are useful in heavy snow and with nearly no sunlight.... you know... what Saab cars were made for, according to TFA! ;)

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    2. Re:And why do I care? by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

      Really? Does this belong on /.? Where is all the fanfare for Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Plymouth & Saturn? Companies come and go. New ones will come along and replace them.

      I've got an idea... how about everybody who liked Saabs go out and order a Fisker Karma or the Tesla Model S!

      Bill

      This is news for nerds for a few reasons:
      SAABs are in some ways the Slashdot user of the car world: geeky, high tech, innovative, uncommon...

      Though I'm not sure which car you would be, suggesting that SAAB lovers go plonk down $100,000 for a replacement.

      A few of SAABs innovations, cut and pasted from:
      http://www.saabmuseum.com/innovations/index.html

      1947 The Saab 92 is presented, with a streamlined, stressed-skin steel body. Thanks in part to a completely smooth underside; the Cd value for the Saab 92.001 is no more than 0.32. The engine is a two-cylinder two-stroke, transversely mounted ahead of the front axle.

      1953 Preheating of the induction air, to prevent icing in the carburettor, is introduced in December on the 1954 models.

      1958 The GT 750 is Saab's first model to have factory fitted seat belts.

      1960 Ventilation system of through-flow type with effective extraction behind the side windows.

      1961 An air "slicer", intended to keep the rear window clear, is introduced on the Saab 95 in March.

      1962 From January, all cars for Sweden are fitted with seat belts in front.

      1963 Diagonally divided brake system with double brake circuits on all Saabs of 1964 models.

      1967 The Saab 99 is presented, among other things with a double-jointed steering column of safety type, a safety body with crumple zones at front and rear and the starter switch on the floor between the front seats.

      1969 As the 1970 model, the Company releases the 99E Automatic, the first Saab with an automatic gearbox and electronic fuel injection. Head restraints, of a unique Saab design, are offered as an extra on all models.

      1970 Headlamp wipers and washers, a world "first", are introduced on the 1971 models.

      1971 Two unique Saab innovations are presented on the 1972 models: an electrically heated driving seat and self-repairing (up to 8 kph, 5 mph) bumpers.

      1972 Protecting members in the doors and glass-fibre headlinings as crash protection are introduced on the "99s" of 1973.

      1973 Front seats with integrated head restraints are introduced on the 1974 models.

      1976 Exhaust cleaning with a 3-way catalytic converter and a lambda sensor are introduced on cars for the U.S. Saab unveils its turbo concept in August, the first Saab 99 Turbo goes on sale a year later as a 1978 model.

      1978 Yet another world "first" is introduced with the Saab 900: the unique compartment air filter. The Saab 900 also has a safety-type steering column with a telescopically collapsible steering shaft and a sheet-steel crumple bellows.

      1980 The APC system protects the engine from injurious knocking due to uneven fuel quality and enables the engine to be run on petrol of various octane ratings. The APC system goes in production on the 1982 Saab 900 Turbo.

      1981 A wide-angle rear-view mirror is introduced on the driver's side of the 1982 models.

      1982 Beginning with the 1983 models, Saab fits all its cars with asbestos-free brake linings.

      1983 In March Saab presents a new development of the 2-litre engine, with double overhead camshafts, 16 valves and domed combustion chambers having centrally sited sparking plugs. With a turbo and intercooler, the engine is capable of 200 hp (160 hp in series production) - while still burning 10% less fuel than the corresponding turbo car with two valves per cylinder.

      1985 At the Stockholm Motor Show Saab presents the direct-ignition system, Saab DI, with an ignition coil for each cylinder. Automatic belt tensioners are introduced on the 1986 models of the Saab 9000.

      1986 The S

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    3. Re:And why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. Saturn getting killed off was painful.

    4. Re:And why do I care? by wjsteele · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Frankly, if you cannot discern that SAAB was very different from the above brands, you don't know much about cars."

      Yeah, right... Saab is GM just like most of the other's I mentioned. In fact, YOU need to check out how many of Saab's "very different" cars are actually just rebadged versions of the cars I just mentioned above.

      Now, in the US they sell 3 cars, the 9-3, 9-5 and the 9-7. Two of the three models that Saab currently sells in the US are simply rebranded GM cars. (9-3 = Opel Vectra, 9-7=Chevrolet TrailBlazer) The last one (9-5) is actually unique to them. However, it is being replaced with a car based on the GM Eplison platform (Buick Lacross, and previously on the Pontiac G-6 and Saturn Aura). Again, nothing unique to it.

      They quit selling the little 9-2 a couple years ago, which was, get this... a rebranded Subaru.

      Now, genius, please tell me again how I don't know what I am talking about.

      Bill

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    5. Re:And why do I care? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not going to bag Saabs, because I haven't driven them enough to become impressed or otherwise with them. It's nice that they thought to supply a bit of head-room, and they don't drive badly. But parts are outrageously and unnecessarily expensive, and that kind of cynical gouging of customers doesn't impress me. It's a pity other manufacturers don't take that message on board.

      But if I need a vehicle that is guaranteed to be 100% reliable in the worst of conditions, I would rate my old 1950 Chamberlain tractor above any Saab, even if it does only do 40 rods to the hogshead.

    6. Re:And why do I care? by wjsteele · · Score: 1

      5 miles? Really? Perhaps you should do a little research. The Fisker Karma is a hybrid vehicle. In other words... IT RUNS ON GAS OR ELECTRIC!!! It has a range of at least 300 miles.

      The Tesla Model S on the other hand has a base range of 160 miles (with optional upgrades to 230 and 300 miles) and charges to 80% in 45 minutes. A full charge from empty takes 6 hours.

      Please do your research before you post nonsense comments... it just makes you look bad.

      Bill

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    7. Re:And why do I care? by wjsteele · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I had Saturns for years. My first one, a 93 SC1 had 284,000 miles on it when I traded it in. In all those miles, I never even had to replace a light bulb in the dang car. It also regularly got 40-42 mpg.

      Bill

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    8. Re:And why do I care? by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but anybody who has ever driven an old Pontiac TransAm knows how much fun they are. The feel if a gigantic V8 in your ass, hitting the throttle and being pulled back into your chair as if it was a god damned space shuttle launch.

      It was nice. Yes, GM tried to make the Firebird a grocery getter and really had lackluster styling. GM tried to new-ify the Firebird in the 90's when they should have looked towards the past and gone retro like the Camaro.

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    9. Re:And why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comparing SAAB to Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Plymouth & Saturn? Really? Badge engineered specials like those marques are very different from what was a very much engineering-focused Swedish brand with heavy-cross-pollination from the parent company's aircraft arm.

    10. Re:And why do I care? by anakin876 · · Score: 1

      My wife still gets 35 MPG in her 2000 SL2 that has over 100k miles on it. So far all she has had to replace is a cracked "resonator pipe" in the exhaust. I have an 06 vue that has had 2 computers die in it. I almost wish I was driving another SL2.

    11. Re:And why do I care? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Because the weren't *interesting* like those weird old Saabs were.

      When I was at MIT back in early 80s, I knew a lot of guys whose dads worked at think-tanky engineering labs like Draper, Mitre and Lincoln. It seemed like half of those dads had at least one Saab. The weird two strokes were the most prized. A friend of mine fell dozed off while driving one up to NH and drifted onto the median strip. The car rolled over (he claims) three times, ending up on its roof. He walked away literally without a scratch.

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    12. Re:And why do I care? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      The 9-3 and 9-5 have the highest percentage of original components out of any GM car. If you drive one, you'll realize that the "experience" is quite different from the typical GM car.

      Comparing a Saab to Opel or Chevy is like comparing VW to Audi, Toyota to Lexus, etc. Yes, they share things in common, but are ultimately very different vehicles.

      The 9-2x and 9-7 were colossal failures. No argument there. Badge engineering is, and has always been a stupid idea.

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    13. Re:And why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... saying that Saab is not unique because they are currently just rebadged versions of other GM brands... well that is kind of the point of this article and what everyone is saying about GM ruining Saab.

      Premise: GM ruined Saab.
      Counter-argument: Saab was never good, look at their current line, they are all just rebadged shitty GM cars.

      Flawless logic man...

    14. Re:And why do I care? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      The 9-7 model was killed off within the last couple of months.

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    15. Re:And why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, funny little clown. you convince no one with your bullet points of nouns. saab has a long history of unconventional design and engineering innovation. part of the story is their demise due to gm ownership, but perhaps your feeble brain can comprehend a history much richer than that offered by your wikipedia summary of their present line up. you apparently confuse a platform with an automobile so I'm not sure why anyone would take your opinions seriously. I do not. you make me laugh. Better stick to your Nintendo cartridges little man.

      300 comments. seems like it was a highly active story on slashdot! I win and you lose.

    16. Re:And why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly I'm a huge Saab fan from my very first car. However I actually adore the 9-2x because I get to ride around in a Subaru WRX and yet have the Saab livery, fascia and interior. Instead of looking like a college frat boy I look like a latte-sipping liberal college professor haha. In the end it's just a brand name, like any other what does it matter what's under the hood as long as it's fun (which the WRX is crazy fun).

      You could argue the same with someone who buys a Lexus instead of a Toyota or an Infiniti instead of a Nissan, Acura instead of Honda. They are buying the brand identity nothing else and usually it's just a rebadged model from the parent company with very minor if any changes much like the Saaburu with some luxury features forced in to attempt to justify the price premium. The same could be said of two identical T-Shirts one branded and one not. What makes one $30 and another $5 isn't a design difference and it's not a material one either. You are buying into a brand name and that brand is really all that matters and all that you identify with. The brand is so convincing that it will convince some people to think their $30 shirt is more durable than the $5 shirt just based on the price premium they paid. This is even though they are made at the same factory with the only difference being brand names in this case. Why else would a brand like Mercury still be around when all they make are clone cars of Fords? Brand identity, which is precisely what Spyker Motors is trying to buy.

    17. Re:And why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 9-3 was nothing like the Vectra, in fact it was so different they couldn't even make the 93 anywhere but Sweden because it was so different (which annoyed GM quite a bit)

    18. Re:And why do I care? by cvtan · · Score: 0

      I checked out the Fisker web site. Did you know that the windows in the Fisker are made from sand and can be recycled? Golly. No wonder it's so expensive. One problem I see (assuming that you have to finance it). I'm guessing many banks will not finance a car like this. In 2005 when I bought my MINI Cooper S, Eastman Savings and Loan (Kodak's bank) would not finance even 50% of the car's purchase price. The reason? It is too "exotic" (their words). Sigh.

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    19. Re:And why do I care? by thogard · · Score: 1

      The Vectra was based on a platform that came from the 900 -> 900NG -> 93 line.

    20. Re:And why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was at MIT back in early 80s, I knew a lot of guys whose dads worked at think-tanky engineering labs like Draper, Mitre and Lincoln. It seemed like half of those dads had at least one Saab. The weird two strokes were the most prized.

      I've worked up near 128 myself. Most of those guys are great at blue-skying, but unfortunately many cannot tie their shoe laces or bath on a regular basis. You'll have to excuse me if their preference of automobile is not treated with the respect to seem to afford.

      The car rolled over (he claims) three times, ending up on its roof. He walked away literally without a scratch.

      Oh screw Snaab.. they were "quirky" yes, but not as reliable and stalwart as people think. The Japanese have been whipping the European's ass for years on quality and performance.

      Think a non-Subaru Saab could survive this?

    21. Re:And why do I care? by hey! · · Score: 1

      I've worked up near 128 myself. Most of those guys are great at blue-skying, but unfortunately many cannot tie their shoe laces or bath on a regular basis.

      Yes, but we weren't arguing over whether Saabs were the best cars ever made. We were discussing why this is "news for nerds".

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    22. Re:And why do I care? by isomer1 · · Score: 1

      Bill two points: (A) You don't need to be a dick (B) Looking up Saab on Wikipedia still doesn't mean you know what you're talking about ::hugs::

    23. Re:And why do I care? by wjsteele · · Score: 1

      I'm not being a dick... I'm pointing out facts in response to the previous ACs comments. I didn't use wikipedia or even play nintendo as that AC posted.:-)

      I actually work in the automotive field and specifically, up until a year ago, mostly on GM products.

      I'm currently working at a new car company, however, it is none of the above mentioned cars. In fact, it's a brand new startup that is creating an entirely new design. If you think Saab's were unique and innovative, you should see this thing.

      Cheers,

      Bill

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    24. Re:And why do I care? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      The Saturn S-classes go forever. If anything Saturn cars were too good and too easy to fix for faux-riche people who just needed something that said "foreign and expensive and will soon be replaced with another expensive pile of junk" to impress their neighbors.

    25. Re:And why do I care? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Oldsmobile hasn't been a real car company since before WW II. It was just a brand that GM used to market generic GM cars. The same is true of Saturn, though their demotion to "just a brand" is pretty recent. Pontiac and Plymouth were never anything except brands. Their disappearance didn't really represent the shuttering of specific businesses, just GM and Chrysler getting some of the cruft out of their marketing and distribution models.

      By contrast, Saab is a distinct entity for a very long time, one that created a lot of really interesting cars, and never disappeared into the GM bureaucracy. Their product was popular among geeky types for a long time, especially before they started specializing in "luxury" cars.

      Saab has its own factories, designers, etc. Everybody who works there, from the janitor to the CEO, is out of work. The workers in the rest of GM do have reason to worry, but layoffs for them are something to worry about, not a dead certainty.

      Completely different story.

    26. Re:And why do I care? by pipingguy · · Score: 1
    27. Re:And why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll do it instead.

      You don't seem to be understanding what we are talking about here .. I own three Saabs, all of which strongly predate all of the models you mention - none of which I would ever consider owning, simply because they are rebranded random crap. The brand has already been destroyed at this point. No Saab enthusiast would consider any of that post GM crap to BE a Saab.

      Take a look at the models leading up to the mid eighties 900, then mourn the passing of Saab from the day that model ended.

    28. Re:And why do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 9-3 is an Epsilon chassis car, yes, but it isn't a re-branded Opel. Different powertrains, different rear axle design, different safety structure. The Saab Epsilon chassis was so different from all the other GM Epsilon cars that it literally only shares about 10-15% of it's components with all the other Epsilon cars.

      Facts.

      The more you know*

  5. Saab cannot die! by someme2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's GPL! If you like it that much, just fork it and the community will... wait, oh, I see. Sorry, never mind.

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    1. Re:Saab cannot die! by turbotroll · · Score: 1

      It's GPL! If you like it that much, just fork it and the community will... wait, oh, I see. Sorry, never mind.

      Now, applying some relatively recent trends in IT to the automotive industry might not be a bad idea at all, actually. :)

  6. New bid.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    It was GM themselves that turned down the offer from Spyker - seemingly a company that is in financial difficulty doesnt need the money. The timing of the decision speaks volumes as well.

    the latest news is that there is another bid as of today from Spyker, so the nail isnt quite in the coffin just yet.

    http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article6321526.ab

    GM has woefully mismanaged SAAB, played accounting games and not used the company in the way it should.

    SAAB has come up with fantastic technology over the years especially around safety, I think the engineers there have alot to offer in the future for environmental cars.

    1. Re:New bid.. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      If GM wants to retain the IP, it makes sense to let the physical company die.

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    2. Re:New bid.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, GM is killing all those deals because they don't want the competition. Shame the government had to backstop them instead of letting the market absorb the pieces of what should have been a bankrupt GM.

    3. Re:New bid.. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I think it is UAW influence which is killing the Saab offers. They (GM) have been receiving GREAT offers, and the only other option on the table is to kill off the brand. When they can get half a million for the brand, or the other option is to take a total loss, and they choose the total loss option, there is obviously something fishy and corrupt involved.

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    4. Re:New bid.. by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      SAAB hasn't turned a profit since ***BEFORE*** GM bought half of it in...1989! That's two over decades of losses! How long do you expect a non-profitable business to survive?

      Take off the rose colored glasses and read the real history.

      http://www.fundinguniverse.com/company-histories/Saab-Automobile-AB-Company-History.html

    5. Re:New bid.. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Spyker has to be the coolest car company name ever. I mean, how cool is that?

    6. Re:New bid.. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > I think the engineers there have alot to offer in the future for environmental cars.

      I would very much agree, if I was convinced that there were still any of the original engineers left. I'm not a car guy, but if GM behaved even half like what I read in various threads here, I'd have been finding a better employer.

      Still, maybe the right kind of buyer can lure some of them back in. I have no clue about how good Saab was apart from their generic imago, but I strongly subscribe to the idea of diversity in any environment.

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  7. Over here companies can fail by BlueParrot · · Score: 1, Troll

    Just as in the US they tried to get the government to bail them out using taxpayer's money, arguing it would save jobs, but the government rightly refused saying it was up to the companies themselves to sort out their finances.

    Just goes to show. Even Sweden will let the free market actually do its job. Kinda ironic seeing how the neocons of other governments like to describe us.

    Oh and while we're on the topic of governments acting sensibly, our presently rigth-wing government has lowered taxes AND cut carbon emissions. They basically reduced income tax and started taxing fossil fuels instead with the overall effect being a net reduction in tax revenue. So much for global warming just being a scam to tax us...

    1. Re:Over here companies can fail by otis+wildflower · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh and while we're on the topic of governments acting sensibly, our presently rigth-wing government has lowered taxes AND cut carbon emissions. They basically reduced income tax and started taxing fossil fuels instead with the overall effect being a net reduction in tax revenue. So much for global warming just being a scam to tax us...

      Plus, you're doing your part to drive the camel-fuckers and post-bolsheviks into penury, and for that I for one am appreciative.

    2. Re:Over here companies can fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even Sweden will let the free market actually do its job. Kinda ironic seeing how the neocons of other governments like to describe us.

      http://www.autoblog.com/2009/12/19/report-swedish-government-to-meet-with-gm-officials-could-saa/

      You were saying?

    3. Re:Over here companies can fail by db32 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Government is a scam to tax us... Sure...they sorta provide useful services, but anymore the percentage of their doings, taxings, and spendings as it relates to those things like police, fire departments, roads, is such a tiny fraction of the shit they are actually up to it is pathetic.

      Also...it is the defense contractors that you have to worry about screaming "but, the jobs!". Government bailing out defense contractors to save jobs is what Eisenhower warned about and the neocon's have taken it as the guidebook for economic planning. Forever Wars are pretty profitable when you are the guy building the weapons.

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    4. Re:Over here companies can fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the Swedish government is talking to GM and Saab, but they will not get any money from the government.

  8. numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've never driven a Saab and have no opinion on how they fared in this way.

    But what is it with Americans preferring numb cars that totally insulate them from what the car is doing? They all seem to like very mushy suspensions where the car tips around corners, and automatic transmissions. Then, because they drive very tippy cars with very high centre of gravity, they're deathly afraid of corners, and they nearly stop every time there's the slightest bend in the road.

    It seems the automotive equivalent of removing all the taste from one's food. Sure, it'll still keep you alive, but you go through your life eating bland and boring food.

    1. Re:numb driving experience by onionman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you examined the typical American diet? It's very bland; flavored only with fat, sugar, and salt.

    2. Re:numb driving experience by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quite a lot of roads in the US are poor quality, and straight.

      So, you don't care about handling, and you want something that soaks up the bumps.

    3. Re:numb driving experience by couchslug · · Score: 1

      We have too many miles of roads to maintain them in autobahn style, there is no need for rapid cornering, and auto trannies make for convenient stop-and-go driving.

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    4. Re:numb driving experience by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      they're deathly afraid of corners, and they nearly stop every time there's the slightest bend in the road.

      You could say the same about Harley-Davidson motorcycles. Back when I was in my teens we used to charitably refer to those as prams, since a pram stands a better chance of negotiating a bend in the road.

      Having said that, I have owned several Indians which were really fun to ride...

    5. Re:numb driving experience by stokessd · · Score: 1

      As someone who has spent 25 years driving in the US and several thousand miles driving in England and Scotland, what has been said above has a lot of truth to it. Our roads are hugely wide, each line is like two lanes in northern rural england or rural scotland. We push the land around to smooth and flatten our roadways rather than let the road follow the land. We have dismal public transportation (mostly) so the only people who take it are the people who for one reason or another cannot drive. That means that taking public transport isn't very nice, and doesn't really serve the societies needs very well. So it's cars or don't go.

      twenty or thirty years ago we decided to turn all of our cars into golf carts by removing manual transmissions. The flat wide basically endlessly straight roads have driven us to have soft vague suspensions and steering.

      God help the american driver if they had to deal with a round-a-bout or a road with passing places.

    6. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an American and I despise big mushy cars preferring small cars with suspensions the tighter the better. I have no idea what others see in larger vehicles but, I'll just contribute this little anecdote.

      My brother drives a Buick Regal and prior to that a Dodge Intrepid. They were both, IMHO, utter garbage, but he loves them. I asked him how he could actually drive such shit and he said he likes the way they "float" on the freeway and that small cars are just unsafe "tin cans". I think appreciating a small tight car requires a slightly more sophisticated taste. It's easy and it appeals to more baser humans proclivities to get into a big car and get sucked in by the lazyboy style seats and the veneer of luxury. It's an instant gratification thing. It's not for me but I can see how some people would like it. And of course, there's the more spacious cities that Americans drive in so we driving big cars isn't the hassle that it probably is in Europe. And gas is cheaper, so on and so forth.

    7. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what is it with Americans preferring numb cars that totally insulate them from what the car is doing?

      It started as a trend in the post war period as Americans migrated to the car dependent suburbs. There was a big push from Detroit to make smooth (numb suspension) and easy to drive (automatics) appliance automobiles. Unfortunately the cars that 'worked' for the American suburbs were usually absurd for everywhere else including American cities.

    8. Re:numb driving experience by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      But what is it with Americans preferring numb cars that totally insulate them from what the car is doing? They all seem to like very mushy suspensions where the car tips around corners, and automatic transmissions. Then, because they drive very tippy cars with very high centre of gravity, they're deathly afraid of corners, and they nearly stop every time there's the slightest bend in the road.

                Riiight - great insight there. Two important points - the US is *huge* and you try running across the country on I-80 with stiff springs. Its a little different from driving across whatever country you live in. That's also why you want cupholders - If you stop every 150 miles to get something to drink you won't get anywhere. Given good roads I could drive across Western Europe with no stops - my longest single stint is something like 525 miles with no stops. A 1200-mile day is not at all unusual, and then you get to do it again tomorrow. I just drove a European car 1900 miles on the interstate, and it was OK most of the time, then when going through LA I needed a kidney belt. Secondly - if American's loved squishy cars with super-soft suspension, how come GM, Ford, and Chrysler are going out of business? They can't give things like Monte Carlos away. If anybody wants a regular car, they get a Honda or Toyota.

              I'm an American - and should you come around, I will happily do hot laps with you around a road course, and see how great you are.

              To summarize - you don't know what the hell you are talking about.

                  Brett

    9. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL We Americans don't even have a national "food culture;" everything we eat is borrowed from other countries!

    10. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American cars are portable living rooms. We don't invest in mass transit and most American cities are sprawled over large areas. As a result, most people use their cars for commuting to and from work. A 1 1/2 hour commute to work is not unheard of. Since everyone does this, we rarely travel at more than 35 or 40 miles per hour. Personally, I've clocked 2 mph on my GPS over a 10 mile stretch while commuting home.

      Not much need for performance there. Comfort is king.

    11. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because to most of us, cars are appliances. The only people who want a clothes washer/dryer, for instance, to vibrate, are lonely housewives.

      I blame a lot of this on what little training most people are given before getting their driver's license. If everyone ran a few autocross courses in at least two cars that contrast in the amount of road feel they give the driver, I would suspect major changes for the better both in terms of the marketplace and road safety.

    12. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, chatter all you want but don't talk bad about automatic transmissions. AT has, in the words of one of my relatives, completely obsoleted the need for manual transmissions. And I'm Spaniard.

      But yeah, it numbs the "driving experience". That's why I prefer to walk with my hands, because I like to feel the texture of the ground, the gravel softly puncturing my palms... FFS.

    13. Re:numb driving experience by couchslug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Harleys (like Indians) are for those who are not in a hurry, and who want to keep the same machine for decades. Been there, done that, wore out the T-shirt and still have the bike.

      Having taught many Motorcycle Safety Foundation classes using my FXR, I note that because of their low CG a Harley can be forced to corner quite smartly. Great for reinforcing how well countersteering works, and that apehanger handlebars work just fine. :)

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    14. Re:numb driving experience by mi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But what is it with Americans preferring numb cars that totally insulate them from what the car is doing? They all seem to like very mushy suspensions where the car tips around corners, and automatic transmissions.

      The simple answer is, Americans drive. A lot more, than anyone else in the world. Whereas most Europeans can comfortably live without a car at all — relying on government-run public transportation (and when those are on strike — stay home) — most Americans need a car to get anywhere. So, in Europe a much higher share of drivers are enthusiasts — people, who like to drive. In the US everybody is a driver, even if they'd rather not be — and so there is a much bigger bias towards comfort over excitement.

      Even for enthusiasts, if you spend 90 minutes in your car every day (45 minutes each way to work and home), for example, you'll value certain features, that you wouldn't care for, if you drove for 90 minutes a week.

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    15. Re:numb driving experience by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Have you examined the typical American diet? It's very bland; flavored only with fat, sugar, and salt.

      Clearly you've never been to Britain.

      Yes, "traditional American" cuisine sucks. It's part of the reason why Americans themselves don't eat much of it. If you ever get a chance to visit the New York metro area, you'll find some of the best cuisine on the planet, thanks to the huge and diverse immigrant population (now mostly 2nd or 3rd generation). Many (myself included) are of the opinion that there is a greater abundance of good Italian food in Brooklyn than there is in Italy.

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    16. Re:numb driving experience by Warhawke · · Score: 4, Informative
      I consider myself a driving enthusiast, but I remember driving my old BMW 3-series from practically one end of the United States to the other. The features I came to love as an enthusiast - bucket seats, sports suspension and handling, black leather interior, tight manual transmission - didn't mean SQUAT when driving for sixteen hours across the vast nothingness of the Midwest. By the time I hit Topeka, KS, I was fantasizing through the numbing pain in my legs and ass and sweat dripping down my face from the 110 degree Fahrenheit (43.3 degrees Celsius) weatherabout a big evil American suburban with cushy seats, mind-numbing DVD systems for the passengers, and an air conditioning unit not designed for the crisp mountain climate of the Fatherland.

      That said, I still love my car, and I find it truly blissful to drive in any other occasion, but Americans really do have different driving habits and driving needs. For example, being an even six feet tall with size 12 feet (which is barely above average for American males), I am physically unable to cram legs into the well of the driver's seat of an Alfa Romeo Quadrifoglio. Cars of European sizes I am literally incapable of driving.

    17. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't buy it, at least not entirely. Cars are cultural.

      Canadians are very close to Americans culturally, and drive even more than their southern cousins, yet they drive smaller, lower-suspension cars than Americans (but still mostly automatics), and more diesels. This is not just because of higher fuel taxes (approx $1/gallon). I believe that Canadians' car choices would be closer to Europeans if they were given the choice - which they're not, because car makers won't import a model to Canada unless it will sell well in the US.

    18. Re:numb driving experience by macshit · · Score: 0, Troll

      But what is it with Americans preferring numb cars that totally insulate them from what the car is doing?

      They can't feel anything through all the layers of fat anyway...

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    19. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In the US everybody is a driver, even if they'd rather not be — and so there is a much bigger bias towards comfort over excitement.

      Even for enthusiasts, if you spend 90 minutes in your car every day (45 minutes each way to work and home), for example, you'll value certain features, that you wouldn't care for, if you drove for 90 minutes a week.

      In the US, everybody is a driver, yet astoundingly few people are skilled drivers. Most drive as if they expect the car to make the decisions for them -- they just happen to be sitting behind the steering wheel, which is a bummer since it's a lot harder to eat that triple cheeseburger and catch up on their texting.

      Someday, technology will eliminate the tradeoff between control and comfort. In the meantime, I prefer a manual transmission and responsive suspension because they allow me to interact more effectively with the outside environment. In fact, they require me to interact -- a good thing when all that stands between me (and my passengers) and a body bag is a thin layer of aluminum and a reaction time measured in fractions of a second.

      Driving is an inherently dangerous activity; it is physically and mentally challenging, and it requires constant, intense concentration to do it safely. As long as "comfort" encourages drivers to ignore this fact, and as long as driver "education" in this country remains a grade-school joke, we'll just keep scraping tens of thousands of innocent people into body bags every year.

    20. Re:numb driving experience by quanta · · Score: 1

      Let's talk about driving a Saab in Europe. back in the days Saab had a European pickup program where you would get 5% off list, two round trip coach tickets to the factory and shipment back to the sates. I picked up a 2001 9-5 Aero at the factory in Trollhaten and drove it for 3 weeks all over the place. From Sweden to Copenhagen, Hamburg, Amsterdam, Brugge, Zurich, Vaduz and back through France to drop it off in Paris after 3500 mi at 120 mph every day. What a way to drive that car!!! At that speed it had unbelievable handling. Travel like this is something you can't really do in the US or even in the EU anymore...

      Now almost 10 years later it has 110K and I can still get it over 110 on those lonely stretches.
      Still looks pretty sharp and gets 30mpg. Pretty much regular maintenance. I love it and hope it lasts another 10 years.

    21. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadians are very close to Americans culturally,

      Canadians have no culture. The US is lambasted for its lack of sophistication, but it does have culture. The Canadians are bland, pointless, dithering people who cannot figure out if they're USian or European.

      and drive even more than their southern cousins,

      Cite?

      I believe that Canadians' car choices would be closer to Europeans if they were given the choice - which they're not, because car makers won't import a model to Canada unless it will sell well in the US.

      Sounds like yet another Canadian excuse.. blame the yanks again.

    22. Re:numb driving experience by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Not all of us prefer this. There are far too many Americans driving German auto's for this to be true, including the Audi in my own garage. Please don't make such a blanket statement.

    23. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me???

      I'm 6'2" with size 11 feet, and I can comfortably sit inside my 1979 Triumph Spitfire roadster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph_Spitfire). Cars don't come much smaller than this...!

    24. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you've never been to Britain.

      Clearly, neither have you.

    25. Re:numb driving experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you comparing this to a 1993 pontiac bonneville or a 2009 Corvette? Very different purposes for all cars involved.

  9. Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by aussersterne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I lose any interest in the brand the moment an American company buys it, because I know that the quality of the "American version" isn't going to hold a candle to the Swedish version. Once the Americans get their grubby little hands on it and start to try to integrate it into their manufacturing and supply chain and QC practices, the car's gonna just be another Chevy.

    If I wanted a Chevy, I'd buy a chevy.

    I'm finally getting ready to replace my '84 with 300k miles on it. When I do, I'm buying used, and I'm buying the "last Swedish year." I'm not touching any GM Saabs or Ford Volvos.

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    1. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by sznupi · · Score: 1

      At some point it will be quite hard to find those in good condition; or registration of vehicles not abhorring to some emission norms will be impossible (you will be only able to continue owning them) - that last part quite soon in Sweden when compared even to rest of Europe, I imagine.

      What then? ;/

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    2. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by aussersterne · · Score: 0, Troll

      Toyota/Honda, I suppose. Something reliable and of reasonable quality. Certainly not American.

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    3. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by couchslug · · Score: 1

      I would never consider Saab with Honda and Toyota available. I'm a mechanic, and their systems are generally tough and reliable.

      There is good reason Saab never sold very many vehicles. Let those who love them restore an old one. There niche clubs for many vehicles that the rest of the world doesn't need.

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    4. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by Timex · · Score: 1

      Toyota/Honda, I suppose. Something reliable and of reasonable quality. Certainly not American.

      I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but....

      The biggest problem with trying to "buy American" or not buying American is that many of the dealers' goods are made in so many places that it isn't funny. Toyota, generally a Japanese company, assembles cars in the US or Canada as a way to cut costs. Traditionally "American" names like Ford or Chevrolet aren't guaranteed to have been made in the US, again because of costs. (The apparent contradiction here is not lost on me.)

      In the end, I find the best way to figure out where something is made is to look for the "Made in XXXXXX" statement.

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    5. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't Geely taking over Volvo?

      That'll make 'em better!

    6. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Not to burst your bubble or anything, but both Toyota and Honda build the majority of their American-destined cars right here in America. It's been this way for a while.

      Something the news companies like to ignore is that these so-called "import" companies are for all intents and purposes American companies.

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    7. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by plopez · · Score: 1

      Before '98 Volvo cars were generally good (probably '98s were good as well since it takes time to finish a takeover). Then they were bought by Ford and quality began to slip. Big surprise, an American company buys them and they begin to go down hill. I wish they would find a buyer for Volvo. Until then, I wouldn't don't buy a newer Volvo.

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    8. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by wwwillem · · Score: 1

      In the end, I find the best way to figure out where something is made is to look for the "Made in XXXXXX" statement.

      Which especially for a car tells you nothing. If it says "Made in Mexico" (for arguments sake) it only means that final assembly happened there. The engine could be put together in Korea and the brakes coming from Portugal.

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    9. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      This goes both ways, with lots of "domestic" cars made in Mexico or Canada.

      The terms domestic and import are basically meaningless these days.

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    10. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol. Both the Camry and the Accord are custom-designed for the US market, the way Americans like it, big bloated and cheap.

      This is especially obvious when you park the Buick-like US Honda Accord next to the Euro version (Acura TSX).

    11. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by ross.w · · Score: 1

      That's true, but those factories are using the original designs, and assembling to the standards of their parent companies.

      That's why I'd buy a VW Polo assembled in Shanghai, but not a Cheri or Great Wall, or whatever they're called.

      My Thai-built Honda Jazz is every bit as good as the Japanese made ones.

      THe problems with the US brands are the designs themselves, the quality standards, and the fact that the United Auto Workers Union runs the show. None of these things apply to Toyota or Honda.

      We get some American brand vehicles here in Australia. Without the factors of loyalty and patriotism working in their favour, most of them don't sell well at all.

      If it were cheaper, I'd consider a Chrysler 300C though...

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    12. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      The Chrysler 300C is no doubt a very stylish car with compelling features, but give it a go before you buy one. The visibility from the drivers seat is limited regardless of the drivers height.

      And I wasn't disparaging American-built Toyota or Honda cars. The tooling, designs and quality standards are all very much Japanese, as is the management culture. US culture has had it's influence on these cars, sometimes for the best and sometimes not. I'd still take a Honda or Toyota over my POS Astrovan. If only I had money...

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    13. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Once the Americans get their grubby little hands on it and start to try to integrate it into their manufacturing and supply chain and QC practices, the car's gonna just be another Chevy.

      Maybe you mean, "Once GM...etc." Not sure you meant to denigrate a whole nation over the actions of one car company. Or maybe you did. Maybe why, on this side of the pond, they're called "Snobs"

    14. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by rhomp2002 · · Score: 1

      Guess you are not interested in Vauxhall or Opel then either.

    15. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      My own anecdotal evidence was the purchase of a new 1988 Saab 900 SPG (special performance group)...obviously prior to the GM purchase. In the two years I owned the car, the problems (below) I had made me eliminate Saab from any future purchase. You claim the Americans screw things up, but how come the quality surveys are all showing the European vehicles at the bottom of the barrel now? I know we could argue about who owns the companies, and that BMW & Mercedes are making vehicles in the US, but seriously your point about America is ignorant, and hardly "Insightful"

      1. The vehicle came with Pirelli P6 tires. Don't even dream of driving on snow in these...they sucked in the rain too. The car (with front wheel drive) couldn't climb any kind of incline on snow. I swapped those tires for all weather Goodyear Eagles, and never had trouble again.

      2. One year after the purchase, while passing another vehicle on a two lane road, the transmission locked up completely as I shifted from 3-4. Saab claimed that they would cover it, but in the end charged me $4500 (in '89 dollars)...the European warranty (I lived in Germany at the time) was only good for one year, and I was just past that....fuckers.

      3. I owned the vehicle for another year, and had the driver's window get stuck in the down position, as well as the driver's side windshield wiper mechanism break.

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    16. Re:Speaking for myself as a Swedish brick driver, by Timex · · Score: 1

      Which especially for a car tells you nothing. If it says "Made in Mexico" (for arguments sake) it only means that final assembly happened there. The engine could be put together in Korea and the brakes coming from Portugal.

      This is true of most things in America.

      Most manufacturers will also have something about that listed-- something like "Parts made in [country list] and assembled in [another country]".

      It's a crap shoot, really.

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  10. Um... Because Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Plymouth by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    and Saturn suck? (Saturn to a lesser degree at first, but eventually it was of course ruined by Detroit.)

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  11. Your argument is over 20 years out of date by FranTaylor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Is that why they built a bunch of intensely front-heavy FWD vehicles with atrocious understeer?"
    "They also had reverse-mounted engines"

    They stopped making these cars in the mid 80's.

    Neither of those criticisms applies to the cars that they make today.

    1. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Neither of those criticisms applies to the cars that they make today.

      Unfortunately for you, the quotes that I attacked were about how great Saab was back in the Eighties. My point was that it was NEVER great. So your criticism does not apply to my comment. The Saab autos of today are just like anyone else's, and they are not the leader in any class — they have always been mediocre autos at best. Why should they survive?

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    2. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by udippel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I attacked were about how great Saab was back in the Eighties. My point was that it was NEVER great.

      [I wonder how this was modded Insightful? - Not by an owner of SAAB, in any case]

      Actually, sitting in our Volvo 240 GLE comes only second to sitting in a(n old) SAAB. Front-wheel drive, safety, it was a great car; and greatly missed here. Except of its price, by then. No, not everyone feels great sitting in a bumpy 4WD Jeep (that includes Range Rover at al).

    3. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, sitting in our Volvo 240 GLE comes only second to sitting in a(n old) SAAB. Front-wheel drive, safety, it was a great car; and greatly missed here.

      It's easy for me to be jaded, because I own a 1982 Mercedes 300SD. 100% high-strength steel, crumple zones, available airbag (Standard on all non-diesel models, which can easily do over 100mph... unlike the diesel) PLUS actually being fairly sizable makes it one of the safest cars of its day. It also outhandles Saabs which come in at a fraction of its mass. I ALSO own a lifted 1992 F250 XLT Diesel with an added turbo, which is one of those bumpy things. In fact, it makes the ride on anything that comes from the Jeep factory feel downright posh. But I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who doesn't need a work truck, because of the bumpy ride. But what I really want to know is, how did you even decide to bring Jeeps into the conversation? We're talking about cars here, and Saabs blow compared to the much cheaper competition. A Honda or a Nissan is a better-handling, cheaper, easier-to-repair vehicle which gets better mileage and is definitely in the same ballpark when it comes to safety, let's make THAT comparison. People want the Saab because they don't want to buy something everyone else has. Everything else is just apologia.

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    4. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Why should they survive?"

      Evidently not enough people wanted them to maintain the company, therefore it should be dumped and let whoever buys it play with the wreckage.

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    5. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Your '82 300SD outhandles an 80's Saab 900!
      Thanks for the good laugh.

      Bring your 300 to a local autocross, I'll bring my Saab. We'll see who sets a quicker time.

      The old 900's are great cars, fantastic build quality, durability and innovative design. I own pre and post-GM cars. They all have their strengths and weaknesses. But I am always sad to see a carmaker disappear, especially one that made a lot of unique contributions to the automotive world, not another appliance-like Toyota.

      Saabs are no more or less reliable than any european car, they just require regular maintenance, and that's just not for everyone.

      And to the person who stated that Saab only sold 50,000 cars in their best year. That's US sales. They usually sold 125,000-140,000 per year. Modest, but not miniscule.

      RIP SAAB, 1947-2009.

    6. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by kiloechonovember · · Score: 2, Informative

      Volvo 240's were all REAR wheel drive.

    7. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "all non-diesel models, which can easily do over 100mph... unlike the diesel"

      Yeah - something about small diesels that has always puzzled me. Why DON'T they go fast? I mean, I've driven a fully loaded Peterbilt over 100, a Kenworth, and a Freightliner. We're talking 40 tons here, not a mere 3000 pound vehicle. Try finding a gasoline engine that will move 80,000 pounds that fast! Why do people settle for substandard performance in their diesel powered cars?

      Oh, I understand the difference between torque and horsepower, and I understand that gas powered engines are always going to be better at screeching wheels, and jackrabbit starts, all other things being equal. But, that diesel can outrun ANY gas powered vehicle in the long haul, if it's engineered properly!

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    8. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Also consider that the mid-1980s Saab 900s are among the only consumer-level cars from the 80s that don't appear horrendously dated today. They were, and still are great looking cars.

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    9. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by HBoar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They don't go fast because small passenger vehicles have some requirements/limitations that aren't present in trucks -- for example, the power plant needs to be relatively lightweight and quiet, as does the drivetrain. People also don't want to have to change through 9 gear ratios and two final drive ratios to get up to speed in their family car. Hence their performance suffers by being restricted to 5 or 6 gear ratios.

      In addition, an appropriately sized (lighter than the equivalent diesel engine) gasoline engine could very easily move a truck of whatever size you want. The reason for choosing diesel engines for trucks is mainly down to efficiency.

    10. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Bring your 300 to a local autocross, I'll bring my Saab. We'll see who sets a quicker time.

      Depending on the autocross, I might give it a shot. But it's on real roads where the 300SD shines, due to its superior suspension design, weight distribution, and rigidity. My car doesn't go all floppy in a severe camber change, see. I'm rocking the factory wheels; I'd have to have wider rubber to be competitive on the track. But since I've already stomped several cars with far superior handling to a Saab 900 over various twisty roads around here with my 300SD (like St. Helena between Middletown and Calistoga, or the Hopland Grade between Kelseyville and Hopland) I don't really need to measure my penis against yours.

      The old 900's are great cars, fantastic build quality, durability and innovative design.

      The build quality is OK. The interior degrades at a fantastic rate. The "innovative design" is 100% retarded; the only good design element in the whole car is the fact that it has double wishbone front suspension. Too bad about the shitty suspension in the back. Oh, and the dodgy electrical, I've seen too many old 900s with electrical failures to believe anything about great build quality. Especially, once again, as I own one of the world's finest autos and know what such a thing looks like. (They have come down amazingly in price in recent years, but parts are still expensive.)

      Saabs are no more or less reliable than any european car, they just require regular maintenance, and that's just not for everyone.

      A car that can't run well out of its regular maintenance schedule without disintegrating isn't reliable. Also, all cars have maintenance schedules, so that says nothing. Way offtopic, I'd have to put NA SOHC Imprezas on the list of the most reliable cars around; they will run with bad sensor inputs, they are designed to be maximally durable, they have engines which are tuned well below their potential redline and which are non-interference designs (unlike the Saab 900.) Saab 900 isn't even in the running.

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    11. Re:Your argument is over 20 years out of date by AVee · · Score: 1

      Oh dear, of Saab has to die because they produce mediocre cars, what will happen to rest of GM?

  12. Re:forgot something... by Datamonstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Car makers have spent the last 100 years not inventing anything new

    You forgot one thing: Car makers have spent the last 100 years not inventing anything new... and strong-arming everyone who was trying to invent something new out of the market.

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  13. They can't die fast enough... by Bin_jammin · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the linked article, Saab had a highlight of sales at 48,000 and change in 1986, when they were a post-recession yuppie fad. They were always bad cars, and articles like this one reminiscing about the "glory days" of Saab are a bit myopic. They rusted out in key places, like where the control arms for the front suspension bolts to the body. They're a nightmare to work on, with the engine spun backwards in the engine bay. The "tight steering" meant nothing when coupled with a body that flexed terribly, especially on the convertible models. Big buttons for people wearing gloves? That's the best contribution the author can come up with in his requiem? The fact is that people don't want to spend huge money on mediocre cars. Saab was purchased to be placed in GM's lineup as a luxury foreign brand, much like Volvo's purchase by Ford. The new cars were built on better platforms than the ones Saab could engineer, with all the quirkiness still intact for buyers with too much money and not enough common sense. That GM can't give the company away, and can't make money selling weird cars is proof of this. The year GM purchased Saab they killed off Oldsmobile. Saab was selling ~40,000 cars per year, Olds was selling 250,000 cars per year. They killed a brand that made them far more money in order to have a more upscale image, only to find out what people really imagined the cars to be. They made a Saab out of a Blazer, they made a Saab out of a Subaru, and I'm sure if some marketing doofus thought it was a good idea they would have done the same with a Daewoo as well. Saab had some interesting ideas over the years, but they were cars that were constantly broken and difficult to work on. I've spent many years as an auto tech and diagnostician fixing these things. I'll always have many fond memories of working on Saabs. They've brought me so much laughter over the years.

    1. Re:They can't die fast enough... by maestroX · · Score: 2, Informative

      That GM can't give the company away, and can't make money selling weird cars is proof of this. The year GM purchased Saab they killed off Oldsmobile. Saab was selling ~40,000 cars per year, Olds was selling 250,000 cars per year.

      GM had a majority in Saab in 1990 (51%) and bought it completely in 2000. Olds was killed in 2004. GM offers unisex cars that no one wants, both brands do not fit the bill.

    2. Re:They can't die fast enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      My 99, 9-5 has never had any problems outside of general wear and tear.

      In fact, recently the 9-5 was named a consumer reports best buy.

    3. Re:They can't die fast enough... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Big buttons for people wearing gloves? That's the best contribution the author can come up with in his requiem?

      How about the ignition being in the center console so there's one less thing to split your kneecap in a crash? How about the collapsing steering column, once again helping to avoid turning the steering wheel into a death machine? How 'bout the fact that my '88 had a fully-modern EFI system with intake manifold injectors, 2 HO2S, and a MAF sensor, not that crap throttle-body, barometric pressure based crap everyone else had? How about having 9007 lights with reflector housings instead of those sealed-beam light scatterers?

      I live in Central PA, and that car was unstoppable in the snow. The only thing I've driven that was close is my Jetta, and that has 4-wheel ABS and traction control. The SAAB certainly did not. And I'm no slipmatic driver either.

    4. Re:They can't die fast enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buick == Oldsmobile for the last 30-odd years of the existence of the latter. Anyone who bought an Olds prior to 2004 went out and bought Buicks afterwards. You can even see that in Buick's sales numbers, less some decline as Buicks and Olds couldn't compete except for the AARP crowd.

    5. Re:They can't die fast enough... by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      I live in Central PA, and that car was unstoppable in the snow. The only thing I've driven that was close is my Jetta, and that has 4-wheel ABS and traction control. The SAAB certainly did not. And I'm no slipmatic driver either.

      Try any Audi with Quattro. An A4 with standard all-season tires would be great for PA. If you decide to go for some serious snow, you can upgrade your tires to Hakkapeliitta.

      Having spent 5 years in upstate New York (at the top of a hill, which was dangerous on ice) and another 2 in Burlington, VT, I can say that every other car had more trouble than the Audi Quattro, although the Subaru wasn't bad. There are some days that nobody should be out driving, and on those days, the only cars that make it over snow drifts and stay in straight lines on the road are Audis and Subus.

    6. Re:They can't die fast enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up in Central PA. I would bet you were the only SAAB owner there! As far as encountering a SAAB in the snow, it's a frightening experience! The owner is always driving too fast for conditions without regard for other traffic. SAABs and their owners are dangerous and I say good riddance!

    7. Re:They can't die fast enough... by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      He's right. The Audi Quattros and Subarus are the only cars I've encountered that can even come close to or surpass the cold-weather performance of the old Saabs. (This will likely change, as other manufacturers finally adopt AWD in their cars)

      Also look at what people who live in colder climates actually drive. I lived for a short while in Fairbanks, AK. Very few SUVs, and lots of Subarus.

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    8. Re:They can't die fast enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Central PA, and that car was unstoppable in the snow.

      Don't worry, you're not alone. Cars crashing on snow & ice

    9. Re:They can't die fast enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The year GM purchased Saab they killed off Oldsmobile.

      What? They bought Saab in 1989, the last of the Olds were shipped in 2004. I really doubt the Saab purchase had much to do with them shutting down the Oldmobile line 10 over years later.

    10. Re:They can't die fast enough... by cloud95728 · · Score: 1

      I have been working on European cars since the 50's. I worked on SAAB's in dealerships from 1980 to 1986. They were easy to work on and great performing and reliable cars. However, the vast majority of USA mechanics are very poorly trained and that is the real reason so many of these cars did not run right in the USA.

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  14. Victim of its own success (sorta) by digitalhermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SAAB was once quirky and bizarre, the choice of folks who needed some particular features. Then people started buying it, not for the suitability for cold weather or whatever, but precisely because it was quirky. Then the customers even stopped caring about the quirkiness and started buying them for the nameplate. Sure, there were a few folks who needed some strange features, but for the most part, people only cared about the name. GM, though not having the brightest business acumen, sought to capitalize. Instead of quirkiness they sold the brand on its name. Alas, in circles of people who cared about these things, GM and exclusivity are mutually - ahh - exclusive. The cars stopped selling.

    There's a right way and a wrong way to capitalize on quirkiness, I think. Apple used to sell their products as the choice of the minority. Their "Think Different" campaign was not so much about suitability but about the mere fact of being different than the masses. That campaign might not have worked a few years later when nationalism and homogenized thinking was seen as patriotic, but it was perfect for the times.

    So here was GM peddling SAAB as the choice of the oddball right during the time when it was gauche to be different. Then when that failed they started talking about SAAB's roots in a foreign military when US patriotism was near a peak. I suppose if they had survived, GM would have marketed it as the choice of banking executives. "Look! SAAB is the number one choice among failed banking executives!"

    1. Re:Victim of its own success (sorta) by Johnno74 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And what is it with Doctors and Saabs? In Australia and New Zealand at least, probably 3/4ths of the Saab drivers you'll meet are Doctors! How does that work?

    2. Re:Victim of its own success (sorta) by wagr · · Score: 1

      And when they started putting not-quite-right GM parts in them, they destroyed their reliability. Or maybe it was an attempt to bring the traditional 250k mileage cars back down to a respectable 80k. A GM 6-cylinder engine in a Saab ... how rude!

    3. Re:Victim of its own success (sorta) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a statement car for people who wear dark turtleneck sweaters under their blazers while drinking single malt scotch, and can afford the extra dough for repairs. The war stories about repairs was part of their conversation fodder (sip).

    4. Re:Victim of its own success (sorta) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's different from country to country... here socialists just love swedish cars. only the ones who want to stand out of the crowd drive saabs. the rest goes for volvos

    5. Re:Victim of its own success (sorta) by snugge · · Score: 0

      maybe doctors tend to see quite a lot of traffic victims?

    6. Re:Victim of its own success (sorta) by BuffaloBill · · Score: 1

      Number one choice among banking executives? No way! Ask your Repo man, it was the hardest car to steal. The ignition key on the console to the coil had a steel cable. In order to repo one we had to bring our own coil to hotwire it. We booked off sick when asked to bring one in.

  15. Before SAAB was bought up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    by GM they made beautiful and wonderful cars. After GM got their dirty gready little mints on the maker Saab cars started looking more like most american cars: UGLY!

    1. Re:Before SAAB was bought up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gready little mints need big buttons?

    2. Re:Before SAAB was bought up by fermion · · Score: 1
      I don't really think this is something one can blame on US stupidity. Mercedes yes, SAAB no. At least in the US, SAAB, like the BMW, were bought by those with money to burn, often as a second of third car. I know of one couple that currently own both a BMW and a SAAB and a roadster. From what I can tell, people buy these cars so they can say they own one, not because they are great cars. Because customers don't care about the quality, neither does the manufacturer. At least at the low end of the SAAB and BMW, the issue is producing a car that an upper middle class person might be able to afford as a status symbol.

      That said, the high end Mercedes and BMW are still good cars. For people who do not car about the name plate, the japanese has taken luxury away from the Europeans, for the same reason that the US lost the market. Lack of innovative thinking.

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    3. Re:Before SAAB was bought up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, I'm an American and I like European cars because they aren't designed for women or men with small dicks. I would never buy a new truck or car from GMC or Ford because I'm not a woman or an inadequate guy. I like my cars to be conservative looking, not "sporty" or "aggressive." Marketers are retards.

  16. What sort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of fighter jets will the swedish air force have to buy now? Don't tell me they have to get the JSF ?

  17. What about the Saab Defence division? by schwit1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can Gripens be had cheap?

    1. Re:What about the Saab Defence division? by bjomape · · Score: 2, Informative

      Saab Automobile and the rest of Saab (the parts that make military aircraft, radar systems, sattellite equipment, etc) split into two separate companies with a common trademark a long time ago. GM was only involved with Saab Automobile. That means no bargains on Gripens this time. On the other hand, if you decide to buy one, the support will continue.

    2. Re:What about the Saab Defence division? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. However, the Gripen aircraft production is hanging on a thin thread. If Saab does not get an order either from the Swedish Air Force or an export customer before the end of 2010 they will have to consider closing down the production line and a big part of the development department. But Saab makes plenty of other things in their aircraft factory, including B787 cargo doors and A380 wing components and they are also working with the French manufacturer Dassault on the nEUROn UCAV demonstrator. Saab also has an interesting UAV helicopter concept which might become a good export product someday.

  18. Horrifyingly poor management by FranTaylor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Back before they developed the yuppie image and the high prices, they were just a nice solid car that was unstoppable in bad weather. Certainly they were more expensive than the typical car, but not so much so that they were unaffordable.

    But GM really destroyed them by pushing them into a market that they were designed for.

    We New Englanders still need a nice winter car, and Saab is not there for that purpose any more because they are just too darned expensive now. I only have one because I bought it used, there's no way I'm going to pay $40K for a car.

    Saab was a modest company making a modest profit on a modest sales. GM came along and doubled their production and raised the prices. In the process they made the company much more fragile because now they had to maintain sales levels to pay down the expenses of expanding.

    Really the story is not all that different from the typical failed high-tech company: crash and burn while attempting to grow out of the initial successful market. The projected sales increases don't happen. This failure pattern happens over and over again so many times, you'd think managers would learn.

    A lesson to be learned and yet another reason for Europeans to be annoyed at Americans.

    1. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by laing · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed. GM's cars cost much more than they should. If you consider the inferior quality, they should cost LESS than the competition instead of more. GM should by all rights have gone into bankruptcy. Their union contracts have strangled their ability to compete in a fair market. Instead of BK, they are now largely owned by the US Government! When there are no consequences to failure, poor management will continue. Expect more bad things from GM in the future.

    2. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by TarPitt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Their union contracts have strangled their ability to compete in a fair market.

      You mean the same United Auto Workers union that the very successful Ford has worked with for decades? Amazing how that union has brought down GM, but somehow the same union represents workers at the successful Ford.

      Scott Adams made fun of the tendency of management to blame the least powerful individuals for management failing.. The UAW is a convenient scapegoat for right-wing talking heads, but the decision to manufacture poorly-made cars that do not meet a market need is purely management's.

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    3. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, it doesn't stop at "bad management". Basically they let Opel stab SAAB in the back by letting them use the company as a dumping ground for old unwanted parts (for instance stuff from the Ascona) that could be sold for outrageous prices via intercorporate transfers, in general overcharge the company like for instance the same engine in a SAAB would cost the car manufacturer 3-5 times more than if it was going to an Opel, they let SAAB pay wages and benefits for quite a few people who were working *exclusively* for GM and *any* venture - like for instance releasing a small, fuel efficient car was effectively stopped, because that would have competed with Opel's offerings. Also GM didn't let SAAB sell their cars directly to customers abroad, but rather had them sell them to other companies within the corporation like SAAB USA, which is a separate company, for self cost or below cost, and then have *that* company sell the car and pocket the profit.

      Opel stabbed them in the back by using it's leverage within GM, GM let them. GM drained the money away, and presented it as SAAB losing money, and since that's what people want to believe the myth is quickly getting set in stone. I realize that this story is nothing unusual, but it's the real story, and it makes "mismanagement" seem like a rather bland description. "Deliberately running it aground" seems more reasonable.

    4. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by Dr_Ken · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed. The same sort of thing happened to Volvo and VW too. They were mid-level basic transportation for the average person in Europe. Nothing fancy. Then American yuppies found out about them and they became another commodity of SWPL and that was the end of them as comfortable, sturdy and economical automobiles for middle income earners. Their prices ballooned and they became just another toy for the yuppsters and their ilk.

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    5. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Their union contracts have strangled their ability to compete in a fair market.

      You mean the same United Auto Workers union that the very successful Ford has worked with for decades? Amazing how that union has brought down GM, but somehow the same union represents workers at the successful Ford.

      Scott Adams made fun of the tendency of management to blame the least powerful individuals for management failing.. The UAW is a convenient scapegoat for right-wing talking heads, but the decision to manufacture poorly-made cars that do not meet a market need is purely management's.

      It's not the current union contracts. It's the retirees.

      Ford has pretty much maintained their smaller-to-being-with market share. So because of market growth worldwide, Ford is selling more cars than they used to.

      Unlike GM. GM is a shodow of its former self. They're selling a lot fewer cars than they used to. The company is a lot smaller, with much smaller cash flow. But GM has huge numbers of retirees from its heyday, along with probably a huge number of early-retirees from the days GM was shrinking and laying off workers.

      And all those retirees are on defined-benefit retirement plans.

      So, GM is fucked.

      Their loss of market share made their union retirement plans the millstone around their neck that sunk them. Just because that didn't happen to Ford doesn't make it false.

      God, what horrendously weak "logic" you used there.

    6. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by wtbname · · Score: 1

      Really? Another reason for Europeans to be annoyed at Americans? /sigh

      Oh wait, do you speak for all of Europe? No seriously, which one of you speaks for all of Europe, cause there's five of you in every damn thread. Maybe you guys should coordinate your message. Form a Slashdotopean Union or some stupid shit like that.

      It will probably take you longer to get your message out having to come to a consensus and all, but at least we wouldn't be subjected to your better-than-thou bullshit every five minutes.

    7. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "We New Englanders still need a nice winter car,"

      Subaru.

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    8. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Uh, just FYI, we are europeans. Mostly.

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    9. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ford is only successful because they had a CEO who mortgaged all the company's assets for 23 billion back when there was still a credit market to be found. It's now a nice cushion that lets them lose money longer than the other car makers, but it doesn't actually make them successful, and the jury is still out on whether it will save them or not.

    10. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by cynyr · · Score: 1

      as a note, almost every front/all wheel drive car is a great winter car with snow tires on. Really just go buy some snow tires and then see if you need a "great winter car"

      p.s. to stave off the trolls, I grew up in Minnesota, went to college in the upper peninsula of Michigan, and am now back in Minnesota. so driving in snow has been something that just happens for 3-6 months of the year.

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    11. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford has negative equity and negative revenue. They, as a whole, are not successful.

    12. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically you're saying they're in a situation like Bethleham Steel found themselves in?

    13. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by jmauro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But ask your self how did these long-term retiree contracts even exist if management hadn't thought it was a good idea to offer them in lue of a 50 or a dollar an hour raise back in the 1950s? How did the become under-funded over years of management not funding them?

      Did these contracts appear out of thin air? Nope each side went into the agreement with something they can accept and signed on the dotted line and expected the other side to hold up their end.

      These were all management decisions that were made by GM's board and the decisions they made catasrophicly bad. They based them on assumptions that became appearent in the late 60's were not holding up, but GM kept making them over and over again. Based on their size it let them asorb the hits until the 80's, but by then it was way, way too late to make the changes.

      Blaming the guy on the factory floor trying to keep a middle class life for things he cannot control is sad.

    14. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're going to have to cite sources on that. The UAW workers get a lot of crap from conservative hatchet men that are basically opposed to any sort of union because workers shouldn't have any rights. GM was brought down by it's own incompetence. Saturn is a good example, people loved Saturn's quirky way of doing business and the cars themselves weren't exactly crap either, they were affordable and people loved them. 4 or 5 years of no refreshes or any signs of meaningful development work and it had to be sold off. Fortunately Penske has the foresight and understanding to bring it back into profits, but without the mismanagement of GM it wouldn't need to be.

      That's not the UAW's fault, that's better blamed on anti-environment conservatives and incompetent managers at GM. It's not at all in the UAW's best interest for GM or really any of the automakers to go under. There's very little sense in making concessions when management makes no hint of actually reforming the way that they do business to become more productive and profitable again. If the company's going to be run into the ground, then at least the retirees get their share of the pie rather than the fat cat execs that did this to themselves.

    15. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a load of bullshit you've got right there. The mortgaging of the assets before the credit freeze was a bit of extremely good luck, but there's far more going on than just that. The quality of the vehicles has been going up significantly in recent times. They've cut the number of possible options down markedly, for a while there was something like 4,000 different tauruses available when you factored in options. They've spent a lot of time and money on making cars that are more likely to sell well on the coasts rather than focusing tunnel vision on middle America.

      And they've been getting a lot of very positive press coverage for it as well as positive reviews on their new models. Not to mention that JD Power has given them similar marks to Toyota for quality.

      Bottom line though is that sales have been picking up and they've been managing to eat other car companies lunch in the last year or so, something that wouldn't have happened in the recent years. Sure they've going to be a smaller company than previously, but they've realized that producing large volumes of vehicles then having to deep discount them to get them sold isn't a viable strategy for making solid profits.

    16. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Okay, it's fair to say Ford is doing a lot better than GM, but I'm not sure I'd describe it as "very successful".

    17. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blaming the guy on the factory floor trying to keep a middle class life for things he cannot control is sad.

      I agree. I'd suggest phrasing it more pithily though, like this:
      When the autoworkers asked for a $1/hr raise starting immediately, management basically told the autoworkers they could have a $10 an hour raise for (30 years) starting tomorrow instead, so the quarterly numbers would look better today. Guess what, it's tomorrow. You're calling the workers greedy for the short-sightedness of the managers.

    18. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting this from? The write up at: http://www.fundinguniverse.com/company-histories/Saab-Automobile-AB-Company-History.html

      Show the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you just said.

      When GM acquired at 50% stake in SAAB in 1989 the company had already been operating at a LOSS for several years. They decreased the time to build a car from 100 hours to 50-60 hours, increasing per unit profit!

      Also don't overlook that for much of the period of GM "ownership" they actually had only %50 of the company. Peter Wallenberg / INVESTOR owned the other half!

      Why SAABs demise is being blamed solely on GM is beyond me.

    19. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by TarPitt · · Score: 1

      God, what horrendously weak "logic" you used there.

      So the same millstone around GM's neck was a non-issue for the better managed Ford, and you call this "horrendously weak logic"?

      Sounds like it supports my point, and that the overhang of pensions and retiree medical benefits simply "leveraged" the poor management decisions of GM.

      Since Ford did not have the loss of market share (due to more intelligent management decisions), the same "millstone" did not bring them down.

      Good for Ford's management.

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    20. Re:Horrifyingly poor management by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      "We New Englanders still need a nice winter car,"

      Subaru.

      Exactly. This area used to be lousy with Saabs - we'd play punch-Sabb with 911's in the early 90's and they were famous for being in the shop. I heard the manuals' clutch was a nearly a disposable part. Then Subaru came forward with their change from the old Legacys that rusted by year 3 to the Outback and associated lines with high quality builds, and now it seems Subaru has a quarter of the Northern New England car market. Mine is from '98 and still works mostly well.

      Saab's niche was filled with a better product - oh well. Volvo suffered a similar fate (what, rear wheel drive for snow?) and has only clawed back some among the affluent with the Cross-Country AWD which is pretty darn close to an expensive Subaru Outback Legacy.

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  19. Near-Death Experience of Saab by reporter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In the middle of this decade, General Motors (GM) owned part of both Saab and Subaru and attempted to save some money by re-badging a Subaru as a Saab and calling the finished product "Saab 9-2X". This single act signaled the end of Saab. Though Subaru has acceptable quality, the re-badging destroys the Saab mystique. You would encounter the same problem if Ford had re-badged the Mazda RX-8 as a "Mustang".

    Nonetheless, you need not cry for Saab. It will live again. According to a news report just issued by the "Wall Street Journal", Spyker has made another offer to buy Saab. This time, we have the real deal.

    1. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      You would encounter the same problem if Ford had re-badged the Mazda RX-8 as a "Mustang".

      I don't know. Ford rebranded an F-150 truck chassis as a "Lincoln", and it didn't seem to hurt them.

    2. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard about that re-badging - I suspect we don't see those models here in Australia. We mostly see Subaru as a replacement for the Volvo as the weapon of choice for incompetent suburban drivers. At least Volvo made sense as an acronym: Voluntarily OverLoaded with Vile Offspring.

    3. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      The customers of today really don't care about brand - too many identical products are provided under the same brand with just some differences in styling.

      And the latest version of the Subaru Legacy has some visual similarities to the Saab 9-5. But that's hardly surprising - since many different car brands do share the same style - even if the owners are different. In the end it's the designers that are hired that share ideas. Just look at how tail lights look on various cars from different years.

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    4. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      Gad. I hated the Saabarus and what GM did.

      The quote in this story, "(SAAB) wasn't designed to be a fashion statement, it was designed to provide transportation under miserable weather conditions." tells the story of when Saab was at its best. In the GM years, at least in the US, Saab took the path of expensive Euro car. Saabs and Volvos both used to drive a bit like trucks, but they felt secure and solid. Trying to market Saabs as a Swedish BMW failed - people looking for the cachet of BMW will buy BMW.

    5. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Gad. I hated the Saabarus and what GM did.

      Why?

      Saab was badge-engineering well before GM got involved. They used Triumph Dolomite engines in the 99 and Ford V4 engines in the Sonatas, The Saab 600 was a Lancia Delta, and the 9000 a Fiat Croma/Type Four.

      Apart from a few of the very early models, Saabs were, mechanically at least, generic eurocars.

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    6. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't the first time that happened. A lot of folks would be shocked if they knew how much that happened as it is.

      The death knell for Saab was when people believed it was somehow different than any other car company.

    7. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ford rebranded an F-150 truck chassis as a "Lincoln", and it didn't seem to hurt them.

      That's because "Lincoln = Ford + extra shiny bits" has been in effect for at least 40 years.

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    8. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by vakuona · · Score: 1

      I know exactly what you mean. Nothing as evil in the automotive world as badge engineering in my opinion. But happens all the time.

    9. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      I drive a Subaru. And it's a damn good car, well above merely "acceptable". In fact, it's outlasted every american car I ever owned. put together. and then some. And they seem to trade with Nissan for third and fourth place behind Honda and Toyota trading for one and two every time Consumer Reports does a quality and reliability rating.

      Of course, it is heartening to see that they have shed the GM albatross from their neck. But there are quite a lot of much worse cars in the GM lineup that *could* have been re-badged as a Saab.

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    10. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lesbians on Slashdot?

    11. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Nerrd · · Score: 1

      eh, i think you're a little off the mark there. Badge Engineering is not exemplified by purchasing powerplants from another company. That is a practice which goes back to the very beginning of the industrial age. Badge engineering is taking an off the shelf product and putting your badge on it. Two cars that share a chassis/platform, also, are not badge engineering. Is an Audi A3 a badge engineered NewBeetle? I think not.

    12. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot... rod... Lincoln.

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    13. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by AllergicToMilk · · Score: 1

      That is because Lincoln was not iconic. Mustang, Corvette, Camaro, these are iconic names. Any car so named is expected to live up to certain values. That is why the Mustang II was so reviled. It is also why the Ford Probe didn't replace the Mustang and get it's name back in the '80s. About a year out of coming to market, the marketers wised up and changed those plans. Further, GM, Ford and Chrysler have a long history of bringing models into other brands. Making the Mustang a Mercury Capri did not hurt the Mustang brand one iota.

      Saab had a very strong identity in the 80's and 90s. This last decade made it almost completely non-interesting. Re-badging a Subaru that failed at paying even lip-service to that identity was offensive to those who loved Saabs. GM clearly simply intended to milk the Saab fandom for every penny and cast it off. This end is no accident.

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    14. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schwing!

    15. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by kimvette · · Score: 1

      There were also reports yesterday that the Swedish government is holding an emergency meeting to discuss options to rescue Saab. See the reports on Saab United and Saab Central boards.

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    16. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Right - Lincoln and Mercury have been part of Ford for about as long as Oldsmobile, Pontiac, and Buick have been part of GM. Platform sharing between subsidiaries have been going on since the 50s, and became increasingly possible. Ever wonder why mid-size GMs always looked very similar between brands, why the Mercury Capri and Ford Mustang looked almost exactly alike, and why the Dodge Daytona and Plymouth Laser looked exactly the same? Competitors often rebadge each others' models. The Mitsubishi Precis was nothing more than a Hyundai Precis. The last-generation Chevy Nova was a rebadged Toyota Corolla.

      Heck, Dodge subsidiaries even sold the same platform under the same model name through different brands at times (Chrysler/Dodge/Plymouth). Platform and even model sharing is nothing new in the automotive industry.

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    17. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Explain the Mercury Capri. ;) The r^HMustang has been whored out before by Ford.

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    18. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by kimvette · · Score: 1

      The 9-2 was not very popular at all. Heck even the 9-7 didn't catch on.

      Saab aficionados want a Saab, not a rebadged $foo.

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    19. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Eazy-O · · Score: 1

      While what you're talking about is indeed badge engineering, it's not quite the same as rebadging along the lines of 9-2x.

      9-2x was an off the shelf Impreza with some new bits and bobs. Same with the Saab 9-7 and GMC Envoy.

      The Saab 9000, Fiat Chroma, Lancia Thema and the Alfa Romeo 164 were jointly developed. Same with the 600 and Lancia Delta.

      During joint development, Saab acutally had a say in the design of the vehicle, while with rebadging it's merely a matter of styling, and a severely limited one at that.

      I'm sorry, but calling them generic eurocars is, even mechanically, quite off its mark.

    20. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well here is you an example to get the feel of how it works, the Ford Ranger, which you probably know as the Mazda B series, and we here in America get both. I have sat my Ranger beside a B Series and yakked at the Mazda owner and you really can't tell them apart. They change the grill work a little bit but other than that they are Twinkies.

      The same goes for Capri/Mustang, the 70s Camaro/Firebird/Trans Am had a lot of identical parts, and most Ford and Chevy family cars are pretty much the same car, just named a dozen different things in each company. Personally I like it, as when I had a Mustang it was often cheaper to score some Mercury parts than Pony parts, and if anything happens to my Ranger I'll have the Mazda as well as Ford parts to grab, not that I would need to as there seems to be a bazillion Rangers where I live.

      So they don't have Twinkie vehicles in OZ? How do they fill up their lines, or do they just offer a couple of models and that's it? Hell it wouldn't be an American car lot of we didn't have 50 versions. I know that with the Ranger they have the short cab, the four door, the "sport package", the fleet vehicle, which is a short cab with 4 Cylinder and standard transmission painted company white, etc. Its probably why our car companies got into trouble, having to have 40 variations on a theme.

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    21. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Majkow · · Score: 1

      In Oz we have the same thing. Nissan patrol 88-95 was rebadged as a ford maverick, Holden commodore (GM owned) got rebadged to a toyota lexan or vise versa, Ford courier/ranger was the rebadged mazda (even the ford badges have mazda part numbers and logo's on the back), Holden barina was a rebadged suziki swift and then an opel. with australia most cars that are owned by GM would be rebadged as Holden and those owned by ford would be rebadged as a ford.

    22. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by ProppaT · · Score: 1

      Well, the real crime was what GM did to the design. They tried their best to make Saabs look like any other car on the road. The 2003+ Saab's weren't instantly recognizable as a Saab, and that was sad. The build quality also went down the crapper. I should know, I have a 5 year old one that's been nothing but a junk bucket. The engineering isn't logical or intellegent. The old ones were very logical how they were constructed. Only a few things really ever went wrong with them and they were easy to work on. The new ones are just a disaster. I plan to buy a 2002 prior model eventually and dump what I have now.

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    23. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mustang still existed with it's own brand when they also re-badged it as the Capri. When they re-badge it, it is just a car. That statement would not apply if there was some exclusivity to it, but that is not the case with any of the cars under discussion.

      For instance, you might hurt the Ferrari brand if they re-badged it as a Ford and sold it for many thousands less mainly because it would diminish the exclusivity of the Ferrari.

      No. What is being discussed here is the case where you take a car that does not meet expectations and sell it under the brand that has the cachet. So, if you take a Honda Civic and slap a Mustang badge on it you will damage the Mustang brand. This is, in fact, what happened when Ford took a Pinto derivative and slapped a Mustang badge on it... the Mustang II.

      If it wasn't so ludicrously different, Chevy might have hurt the Corvette with the Chevette.

    24. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by rhomp2002 · · Score: 1

      Saab designed the Triumph Dolomite engines. The Saab 9000 was part of a joint effort with Fiat, Alfa, Peugeot and Saab. All 4 released models of the car based on the same chassis with their own engines - the Saab 9000, the Fiat Chroma, the Lancia Gamma, the Peugeot 604. The Lancia Delta rebadged as a Saab was an offshoot of that group working. The Ford v4 engines were used as an interim basis because Saab at the time did not have the facilities to design and build a 4-cylinder 4-stroke engine of their own. The V4 from Ford was used in the 95, 96 and Sonnett models of Saab.

    25. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      Saab designed the Triumph Dolomite engines.

      No, they didn't. The Triumph Slant-4 was an offshoot of the V8 engine Triumph built for the Stag.

      From Wikipedia:

      The Triumph Slant-4 is an engine developed by Triumph. According to Triumph historians Graham Robson and Richard Langworth in Triumph Cars, the complete story, the engine was developed in-house by a design team led by Lewis Dawtry and Harry Webster.

      The UK engineering and consultancy company Ricardo, which did have a general engine-development contract with Triumph, was not directly involved with its design, but was usually kept informed of anything new being planned. Ricardo was involved in developing a new engine for Saab, as a replacement for their aging Saab two-stroke and V4 units. When that development proved too expensive and risky to produce, Ricardo, knowing the slant-4 was almost ready for production, brought Saab into contact with Triumph.

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    26. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by turbotroll · · Score: 1

      Gad. I hated the Saabarus and what GM did.

      Why?

      Saab was badge-engineering well before GM got involved. They used Triumph Dolomite engines in the 99 and Ford V4 engines in the Sonatas, The Saab 600 was a Lancia Delta, and the 9000 a Fiat Croma/Type Four.

      While it is true that Saab was badge-engineering before its GM era, let's put a couple of facts straight.

      First of all, sharing engines is far from badge engineering. Badge engineering refers to the practice of selling otherwise identical cars under different badges. Apart from the Saab 600/Lancia Delta, Saab 9-2X and 9-7X, i cannot think of any other example. While the 9000 shares a lot of its DNA with Fiat Croma and Alfa Romeo 164, it is not the same car. The same goes for the current 9-3 and 9-3X.

      There was certainly no Saab "Sonata", ever - I assume you meant Sonett. The Sonett never shared anything with any other make apart from the Ford V4 engine. The same goes for the 99 from the same period of time. Again, sharing engines is not badge engineering.

      Apart from a few of the very early models, Saabs were, mechanically at least, generic eurocars.

      And this is supposed to mean - what exactly? What is a "generic eurocar"?

    27. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Jon_S · · Score: 1

      Gad. I hated the Saabarus and what GM did. The quote in this story, "(SAAB) wasn't designed to be a fashion statement, it was designed to provide transportation under miserable weather conditions." tells the story of when Saab was at its best.

      That's kind of an ironic statement in my opinion since (as a subaru driver for 22 years in a very snowy part of the northeast US), I would say "subaru wasn't designed to be a fashion statement, it was designed to provide transportation under miserable weather conditions."

    28. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      I don't think you could argue the Saabaru as a "single act that ended Saab." It was yet another sign of trouble-- but I think what killed Saab is global vehicle homogenization. The Saab problem is the same as the Saturn, Pontiac, etc problem-- One car with different prices attached to different badges and few meaningful differences between them. For a short time this might have worked, but soon entry level models under different marques are diluting the value of the "premium" cars. I wouldn't say Saab has a "mystique." I'd say they *had* interesting cars with some unique features-- once those interesting cars and unique features went away you really didn't have a Saab.

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    29. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saab was badge-engineering well before GM got involved. They used Triumph Dolomite engines in the 99 and Ford V4 engines in the Sonatas, The Saab 600 was a Lancia Delta, and the 9000 a Fiat Croma/Type Four.

      Triumph engines were used on early 99 models only. From the triumph engine (1.7l IIRC), Saab developed its 2.0l B-type engine. Further development brought the H type engine which lived rich and strong life with various 2.0 liter 8- and 16 valve variations, and even one 2.1 liter model. 2.3 liter engines developed for the 9000 series had still strong relationship with the trusty 2.0 liter model. Ford V4 engines were mostly used in 95 and 96 models - I can't remember if sonatas ever had that engine, as sonata was strongly based on model 99. Saab 600 is generally considered the ugly bastard child that shouldn't have ever born, and really doesn't have any good characteristics of the real Saabs of that era.

      9000, whose chassis was indeed developed in co-operation with Fiat and Lancia, differs from its cousins in many ways. Even if you can take a door from Fiat Croma and install it into a Saab 9000, the weight alone tells that they are whole different things. Saab has more internal safety structures, and Saab kept on developing the body further in other ways as well. You can see that these cars are related, but Saab 9000 definitely was completely different beast than its poor cousins.

    30. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by sglines · · Score: 1

      I had, until recently, a 2000 model year Saab model 95. It was the most comfortable car I have ever owned but the most expensive to maintain. There were 22 pumps (I kid you not) and I think I replaced almost half at an average of $600 per pump. I'm not sure what happened but the automotive part of Saab was not well designed and reminded me of an old Fiat I once had only an order of magnitude more expensive to fix.

    31. Re:Near-Death Experience of Saab by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      I should have clarified. I like Subarus as well as Saabs, but I don't like what GM did to cobble them together. I agree with your assessment of Subaru as pertains to rough driving conditions.

      As for an earlier response that claimed the use of Triumph and Ford engines in earlier Saabs made them "badge-engineered", then that person I suppose would consider early Lotus merely badge-engineered Fords, as they used engines and exterior parts from existing Fords. But of course, that's not what badge engineering is.

  20. part of our family is dead by spywhere · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My mother's father was the second Saab dealer in North America.
    My father and I worked on every Saab in the southern half of our state from the '60s until 1980. My dad was known for converting '65-up models from the 3-cylinder engines to the later V4's, and he also did special effects for the one Bond film in which 007 drove a Saab. Saab offered to build a dealership for my father, but he was ready to retire... so they sold the franchise to a real loser, and stopped selling us parts.

    The Saab 96 was so far ahead of its time that nobody has yet caught up to it. It was the stiffest, strongest & safest 2000-lb. car ever built.

    1. Re:part of our family is dead by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Didn’t they say: Put a cannon on a Saab 96, and you got a tank? ^^

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    2. Re:part of our family is dead by cynyr · · Score: 1

      can is have the "stiffest, strongest, and safest" 1500lb car?(really less than 1000 or 500) why do i need 1 ton of car to move 200lb me? even if i assume that i 2x the car mass as people mass, taking 4 guys(@~200lb each) I really only need a 1600lb car then.

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    3. Re:part of our family is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...james bond has never driven a saab in any of the films nor have any other supporting characters - in fact, short of some obscure background traffic cameo which i've yet to identify, the *only* appearance of a saab in the body of 007 canon were a handful of early-nineties novels...

    4. Re:part of our family is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Saab 96 was so far ahead of its time that nobody has yet caught up to it. It was the stiffest, strongest & safest 2000-lb. car ever built.

      The OpenSAAB project, soon to be renamed HaikuSAAB, is working to implement an open source car compatible with the original SAAB.

    5. Re:part of our family is dead by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      With the release of Licence Renewed Saab Automobile took the opportunity to launch a Bond themed promotional campaign complete with an actual car outfitted like the one in the book (but using smoke instead of tear gas). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Licence_Renewed#The_Silver_Beast

      Maybe the story was lost in retelling.. Or maybe the old man told him a little fib.

  21. A current owner, not dismayed by wagr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm currently on my third Saab. A couple decades ago, I scattered my old Chevy Citation along a guardrail during a snowstorm (one of the few guardrails in these Colorado mountains). I decided to get a safe winter vehicle, and found a used '83 Saab. Quirky, yes; cold, yes; but great control with a crash-cage disguised as a passenger compartment. Turbo is great for getting around trucks in the mountains.

    My current Saab 93 is much more comfortable to drive, though their great handling means feeling every bump in the road.

    The most recent models (I've driven them as loaners when mine is in for service) have moved the dashboard away from the driver by a few centimeters; enough to make reaching many controls annoying to me. I already knew my next car would not be a Saab. Since I haven't driven anything other than Saabs (and my father's Subaru Forester) for all these years, I don't know what I'll get. Hopefully by the time this one costs too much to maintain, nothing current will be sold anymore.

    1. Re:A current owner, not dismayed by bdsesq · · Score: 1

      GM killed Saab some years ago.
      I enjoyed the Saabs I have owned. I bought them new and put 200k miles on both of them. Three years ago I needed a new car and found out they were not making real Saabs any more. The new Saabs were turned into just another GM piece of crap.
      I bought an Acura. It is not as good as Saab used to be but it is a lot better than Saab is now.

    2. Re:A current owner, not dismayed by kklein · · Score: 1

      My brother (also in Colorado) has driven an old Saab for years, and I love borrowing it. Everything is so easy to reach and "in the right place"--like Apple designed the UI of that car. And yeah, getting around trucks on Berthoud Pass, and taking the switchbacks with speed and confidence. It is a great mountain car.

      I looked at them a couple years ago when I was replacing our car, though, and was not impressed anymore.

  22. Re:Cars is a thing of the past by mangu · · Score: 1

    Car makers have spent the last 100 years not inventing anything new

    Yes, I know what you mean.

  23. Sell It to an Electric Company by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    There might possibly be some kind of good business reason to shut down Saab rather than sell it. But it seems to me that there are several startup electric car companies that need a brand to sell cars to "normal people" who just want a more efficient vehicle that's "just a car". Companies that also need factories and workers to build lots of cars when they scale up. Saab has both. It seems that the next generation of car tech is taking just slightly too long to recycle what the dying old generation needs to cast off.

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    1. Re:Sell It to an Electric Company by maxume · · Score: 1

      Why would they buy obsolete factories? Look at Hyundai, people see them as a 'cheap' brand, but part of the reason their cars cost less is that they are welded together by robots, robots that do it faster, with tighter tolerances, than a human.

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    2. Re:Sell It to an Electric Company by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Because most parts of the factories are not obsolete. Saab has plenty of robots. But making cars, whether gas or electric, also needs lots of labor. You can't create that overnight, not if it's going to run smoothly. The need for much of what Saab's got is part of the reason electric car corps aren't scaling up so quick, and part of the reason they still cost so much, in a scale economy blocking cycle.

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  24. Re:Cars is a thing of the past by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    That's a very narrow definition of new. What would it take for you to declare their product new, a flying car?

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  25. Your opinion by FranTaylor · · Score: 3, Informative

    "My point was that it was NEVER great."

    What does "great" mean? They were not high performance in the manner of Porsche. They were not high reliability like a Japanese car. They were not luxurious like a Rolls. That's not the point.

    But they were "great" at their original design goal as stated: a good car in bad weather.

    1. Re:Your opinion by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      But they were "great" at their original design goal as stated: a good car in bad weather.

      Even the old Citroen 2CV was/is good in snow and ice. I dare say you could probably say the same about a lot of front-wheel-drive cars, though I wouldn't care to trust my life to a Daewoo.

    2. Re:Your opinion by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And against Moose. Hitting a moose is unlike hitting any other animal because of how high they stand. It's more or less like hitting a 2 ton wrecking ball.

      http://www.saabhistory.com/2006/12/22/saab-900-moose-test-footage-1997/

      And Saab was the best recourse in arguments against "But I NEED an SUV because I live in Michigan in the snow." Really, because the Swedish get away with a Saab.
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      Then there's that old urban legend of the old Saab owner challenging a Porsche owner to a race... in Reverse.

      Saab owner shuts his car off. Rolls it forward, drops the clutch with the car in reverse and the car roars to life.

      He soundly beats the Porsche owner with his 3 forward gears as the engine runs backwards.

      Good ole two strokes.
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      And a list of Saab innovations:
      * 1958: The GT 750 is the first car fitted with seatbelts as standard.[26]
      * 1963: Saab becomes the first volume maker to offer diagonally-split dual brake circuits.
      * 1969: Saab creates an ignition system near the gearbox, instead of behind the steering wheel like most cars.
      * 1970: Saab introduces a world-first - headlamp wipers and washers.
      * 1971: Heated front seats are introduced, the first time in the world they are fitted as standard.
      * 1971: Saab develops the impact-absorbing, self-repairing bumper.
      * 1976: Saab was the first manufacturer to produce a turbo engine with wastegate to control boost.
      * 1978: Saab introduces another 'world-first,' the passenger compartment air filter (pollen filter).
      * 1980: Saab introduces Automatic Performance Control (APC), and an anti-knock sensor that allowed higher fuel economy and the use of lower grade fuel without engine damage.
      * 1981: Saab introduces the split-field side mirror. This reduces the drivers blind spot.
      * 1982: Saab introduces asbestos-free brake pads.
      * 1983: Saab introduces the 16-valve turbocharged engine
      * 1985: Saab pioneers direct ignition, eliminating the distributor and spark plug wires.
      * 1991: Saab introduces a 'light-pressure' turbo.
      * 1991: Saab is the first manufacturer to offer CFC-free air-conditioning.
      * 1991: Saab develops its 'Trionic' engine management system, equipped with a 32-bit micro-processor.
      * 1993: Saab introduces the 'Sensonic clutch' and the 'Black Panel', later to be called the 'Night Panel'.
      * 1993: Saab develops the 'Safeseat' rear passenger protection system.
      * 1994: Saab introduces the 'Trionic T5.5' engine management system, its processor is a Motorola 68332.
      * 1995: Saab presents an asymmetrically turbocharged V6 at the Motor Show in Frankfurt am Main, Germany.
      * 1996: Saab introduces active head restraints (SAHR), which help minimize the risk of whiplash.
      * 1997: Saab introduces Electronic Brake-force Distribution
      * 1997: Saab fits ventilated front seats to their new 9-5.
      * 1997: Saab introduces ComSense; an alert delay feature that reduces the risk of distraction by briefly postponing lower priority alerts when the brakes or indicators are activated
      * 2000: Saab introduces Saab Variable Compression, an engine in which the compression ratio is varied by tilting the cylinder head in relation to the pistons.
      * 2002: Saab developed ReAxs System provides crisp steering feedback and contributes to enhanced driving stability in curves
      * 2003: Saab introduces CargoSET; automatic storage well retraction for the convertible, a two-step tonneau action for quicker soft-top deployment
      * 2008: Saab introduces Cross-wheel drive, an advanced all-wheel drive system with eLSD.

    3. Re:Your opinion by catmistake · · Score: 1

      * 1958: The GT 750 is the first car fitted with seatbelts as standard.[26]

      Key word here being 'standard,' as they were invented by Mercedes, and first implemented by Volvo.

    4. Re:Your opinion by jmauro · · Score: 1

      Then there's that old urban legend of the old Saab owner challenging a Porsche owner to a race... in Reverse.

      this is from the Saab orignal 2 stroke engine deisgn. With a 2 stroke engine if the car is moving backwards at ignition it's possible to to get the pistons to turn in reverse so fowards gears move the car in reverse. A normal car is stuck in a low gear ratio since it cannot pull off the same trick. At that point it's relatively easy for the Saab to beat just about anythng.

    5. Re:Your opinion by turbotroll · · Score: 1

      Excellent post!

  26. In 20 years time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... all the car industry will shutdown as today is known.

  27. GM is the Computer Associates of the car industry by TarPitt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They take brands past their prime and run them into the ground

    (damn, a computer analogy for a car story. A first for Slashdot?)

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  28. Bailout imminent by variable26 · · Score: 0, Troll

    This just in from CNN -Tiger's ex-wife Elin Nordegren is consulting with a high-powered Hollywood divorce attorney to work on a bailout for the beleaguered Swedish company.

    Movie at eleven

  29. Quirky? by Waccoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remember the 9-2X? It was a re-badged Subaru Impreza. Even by SAAB standards it was a flop. You can't keep a niche brand going with re-brands!

    Saturn went out pretty much the same way, and that's why I traded my Saturn SL2 for a Subaru Impreza, rather than a Saturn ION. The Subaru has lots of unique things about it. Saturns became typical, boring, unreliable American cars.

    Way to kill all the interesting brands, but keep Buick on life support.

  30. Government Effects--Trolling for Votes by BoRegardless · · Score: 0

    Saab of all the auto companies out there should have stayed small and survived & could have done so. They had concepts that suited their market and kept advancing. My guess is someone will buy the brand name, model rights and maybe a facility or two and try to keep it alive by sharing more components with other auto component parts and auto makers. You can buy engine and drive train parts, instead of making them, thus keeping up with the big guys. But the profitability of small volume mfgr as a business is REALLY TOUGH. In the late 1990s I recall auto analysts saying there was twice as much auto production capacity as their were buyers. Something has to give and now the closures are starting. The train wreck has been a long time coming. The overall interference by the governmental entities that push large auto companies in their design, fuels, safety, unions and other choices has resulted in the mess today where it should have been GM that was sold off for parts, except for the politics. In the late 1990s I recall auto analysts saying there was twice as much auto production capacity as their were buyers. Something has to give and now the closures are starting. Rather than our government improving the business conditions so our US auto companies could continue to compete on the global markets, it is easily seen that the state and federal governments hindered auto companies in so many ways. That includes pressure to roll over to union demands. I really don't give GM a chance of surviving long term, because of the innefficiencies in place. The U.S. did NOT get to be a great country by having Presidents & Congress, inexperienced in business, telling companies what they have to do, resulting in inefficient business conditions for the companies within their borders, who then can't compete in the global market that the politicians themselves push as desirable for export conditions and hopefully increased employment. It is just sick. It is a tax on us all to support these "to big to fail" companies merely because senators, congressmen and the President want votes.

    1. Re:Government Effects--Trolling for Votes by nathanh · · Score: 1

      The U.S. did NOT get to be a great country by having Presidents & Congress, inexperienced in business, telling companies what they have to do

      Correct. It became a great country because the land resources had not been tapped by the indigenous natives. When the industrialised countries arrived, they killed 90% of the indigenous population, pillaged the existing land for its resources (wood, coal, oil, gas, ore, crops), stole additional land from neighbouring countries (see Mexican Cession), and rode mighty on the sudden influx of wealth from those resources.

      It's a mistake to think that your business models, or your government models, or your religious choices, or your cultural values, had anything to do with USA's success. The success is primarily driven by natural wealth. The reason you have wealth is because the USA was an untapped gold mine.

      It's exactly the same situation down here in Australia. We have a tiny population (less than 20 million) and the world's largest supplies of coal, uranium, and decent supplies of natural gas. The original settlers killed 90% of the indigenous population, pillaged the existing land for its resources, and as a result we have unimaginable wealth concentrated in the hands of the lucky few. That's why we all have cars and houses and relatively comfortable lifestyles.

      Our success also has nothing to do with our government, or our religions, or our business models. We could have been a communist country, or a feudal system, or even a monarchy (I think we almost are a monarchy), and we would still be rich as all buggery.

  31. They feel fine by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    Let me guess Liquidate your company, liquidate your company GM - Here's one -- nine pence. Saab - DEAD PERSON: I'm not bankrupt! Bankrupcy court - What? GM - Nothing -- here's your nine pence. Saab - I'm not Bankrupt! BC - Here -- he says he's not bankrupt! GM - Yes, he is. Saab - I'm not! (And so on, I hear Saab feels fine)

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  32. Slaabs can't die fast enough... by aoeu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Strongly concur, I refuse to work on these POS. The owners also tend to be pieces of work. Kudos to GM for doing us all a favor by buying the brand and putting it down. No offense to the workers in Trollheim. Peace?

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  33. Back in the day at the commune by zogger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There was always the rivalry going on between the saab two stroke guys and the VW beetle guys over which car had the best traction in the snow. So we had the great drive off until you can't get any further contest (we had a tractor to get the cars unstuck). We got the good blizzard needed, can't recall exactly but around knee deep. Lined up the VW and the 900 next to each other on the old country gravel road and off they went.

    The air cooled rear engine VW kept going around one hundred yards further, albeit with not much in the way of practical steering, it rode up on the pan as it mushed the snow underneath, changing the angle, pushing the rear wheels down even harder. At least that is how we all analyzed what happened watching this "race".

    Lawn, saber toothed badgers, etc, just my recollection of the real world results with snow traction and two popular alternative cars then for all of us woods hippies.

    As to winter *heat* in the cabin, well, the saab won there of course. As to overall rough road combined mud, snow etc get from point A to B day to day practicality, the VeeDubbs took it for the rural hipsters, the saabs more for the townie boys who came out to visit.

    What trounced both of them was an old Model A Ford one of the guys had that still cranked and ran. I thought that was funny. They used to use that thing to drag logs out of the woods. It was the closest thing to a combined sedan/truck/tractor in functionality I have ever seen.

    1. Re:Back in the day at the commune by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What trounced both of them was an old Model A Ford one of the guys had that still cranked and ran. I thought that was funny.

      If you actually consider what the vast majority of road were like back when the Model A was produced, you'd think nothing of it. Cars from those days were >all essentially off-road vehicles, because if you lived anywhere but the center of a big city, you were going to be driving down muddy, rutted cart tracks. Seriously, look at the designs: low gearing and high clearance, the lot of them.

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    2. Re:Back in the day at the commune by modecx · · Score: 1

      What trounced both of them was an old Model A Ford one of the guys had that still cranked and ran. I thought that was funny. They used to use that thing to drag logs out of the woods. It was the closest thing to a combined sedan/truck/tractor in functionality I have ever seen.

      It's the skinny wheels and relatively tall chassis. I once saw a guy on an old WWII era Harley with a sidecar in similar conditions. I thought he was fucking nuts, but those skinny military style tires cut through the crap and he went straight up a hill where the big 4x4s were having problems.

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    3. Re:Back in the day at the commune by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Well, the thinner the wheel and tire, the better traction in snow (which is why snow tires are thinner). IIRC, the Model A used freakin wagon wheels.

    4. Re:Back in the day at the commune by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      There was always the rivalry going on between the saab two stroke guys and the VW beetle guys

      That's like two guys on slashdot arguing about who is the bigger nerd...

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    5. Re:Back in the day at the commune by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I was given an interesting drive in a Subaru station wagon in early 1978. It plowed through deep fresh snow, the excess coming up over the hood. That solved the problem of snow compacting under the body, lifting the wheels off the ground.

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  34. Gloves? by camperdave · · Score: 0

    Gloves? As a discriminating consumer I prefer to purchase vehicles that have working heaters.

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  35. What about the Spyker purchase offer? by Kizeh · · Score: 1

    Any more news on the new offer Spyker just made for the Saab assets? Not guaranteed to be dead yet.

  36. What this thread needs . . . . by Anonymous+Poodle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is a decent car analogy.

    1. Re:What this thread needs . . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'll try it.

      Let's say you had a car, and one day found out that your car was actually a bus disguised as a car. Let's imagine that this explained many little engineering quirks that you'd wondered about, like those seats that were way in the back. Then a couple years later you hear that the company went under because nobody wanted cars with bus characteristics, and were in fact buying cars for the very reason that they weren't buses. People were sort of sad that they'd now be stuck with buses, but honestly that had already been the case for some time.

  37. My Saab Story by anorlunda · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is probably my last chance to tell my Saab story in public.

    In 1973 I was living in Sweden. Just before returning to the USA I bought a new Saab Combi Coupe. That is the hatchback model that later became the famous Saab 900. 73 was the first model year and they were not marketing them to the USA yet. I had mine shipped to the USA when it was only 2 weeks old. My oh my. Remember the adage about not buying version 1.0 of anything? I should have remembered that.

    On the very first day of driving the manual shift lever jumped out of 2nd gear, hit me in the wrist and cracked a bone.

    Back in the USA, my clutch failed. I took it to the Saab dealer for a free warranty replacement. The new one failed; and the next and the next... That car went through 7 clutches in one year. Once, the new clutch failed only 6 miles from the dealer. It wasn't me. I have long experience with manual transmissions and I don't ride the clutch.

    About a year and a day from new (with a 12 month warranty) I drove through a puddle. The car stopped instantly. The engine refused to turn. Upon taking the engine apart, we found water in the pistons and all the connecting rods bent like pretzels. It turns out that the air intake was low to the ground with a 90 degree elbow. Mine was mounted with the elbow facing forward, like a water scoop if one ever hit a puddle. There was a factory bulletin to rotate that elbow 180 degrees, but my dealer just shrugged. After 7 visits to the dealer he didn't feel responsible for doing the work or for informing me about the bulletins.

    Still more. Upon further inspection we found that there were no retaining rings on the piston king pins. The pins had been wearing grooves in the side of the engine block. If I hadn't driven into the puddle, the block would have exploded soon; probably while I was speeding down the interstate.

    The Saab regional office refused to talk to me or even listen to my story. I sold that Saab, 13 months old for 10% of my purchase price leaving me with nothing to do but Saab saab saab.

    1. Re:My Saab Story by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a horrible story. A few years ago I thought about buying a Saab someday, but then I looked up the reliability on Consumer Reports (generally poor). That and the price tag killed any thoughts about Saab.

      I think the lesson learned from your story (apart from not buying a 1.0 version of anything) is to not import a car into a country where it's not normally sold. I'd bet a lot of your negative dealer experiences can be explained by just this one simple fact. The mechanics don't know anything about it, the sales guys don't give a rats ass about it's reputation, the support people don't know anything about recalls, your local dealership doesn't see any loyalty towards you since you didn't buy it from THEM, and the regional office finds it easier to just ignore you since your model doesn't even show up under magnification.

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    2. Re:My Saab Story by catmistake · · Score: 1
      What you need to add to your story is that you have some other manual transmission vehical with 200,000 miles and the original clutch, because otherwise, the other issues notwithstanding, it appears that you ride your clutches religiously.

      On the very first day of driving the manual shift lever jumped out of 2nd gear, hit me in the wrist and cracked a bone.

      Yes, if you don't clutch all the way to the floor, the synchronizers will strip, and shift levers pop out of gear. This damage occurs fast. Some manual transmissions are more forgiving, but fully clutching is of prime importance if you want a clutch to last.

      That car went through 7 clutches in one year.

      Another way to say that is that you, as a driver, went through 7 clutches in a year. If you ever had to replace a clutch in any other vehical, then it is clear the problem exists between clutch pedal and car seat. Ever considered an automatic transmission? If you're not ready to clutch, keep your foot away from the pedal... it's not a foot rest. If you're ready to clutch, press that pedal all the way to the floor... push it all the way down before gearing. It's far better to pop the clutch than smoothly grab the grear by gasing and clutching simultaneously. A clutch should last the life of a car.

    3. Re:My Saab Story by exsequor · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should have gone to another dealership after they screwed up the second time?

    4. Re:My Saab Story by anorlunda · · Score: 1

      OK, for the sake of the record and for ye of little faith.

      I have been driving manual transmissions for 45 years -- close to 1 million miles. I only replaced one other clutch in another car.

      As someone else commented, I probably should have located another dealer.

    5. Re:My Saab Story by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but even if not for your sake, needed to be said. I myself ruined the synchonizers in my rocket car (242ti), but this was due to rugs the reseller put in that were not original... taken out, after the trouble presented itself (pops out of second when clutching now... I call it autoshifting), I had a full extra inch of travel.

    6. Re:My Saab Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There aren't that many Saab dealers.

  38. Eh, you give the answer. Food by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Compare an american pizza with an italian one. A real hamburger with anything from any american restaurant. American beer? Coffee? We got Starbucks in holland now and frankly, their coffee sucks. I can get better from an espresso machine. Ben&Jerry icecream? For the price, not nearly as good as you would think.

    That is not to say everything american is bad, it is just that when you have to appeal to 360 million people, you end up becoming distinctly average. The US HAS got local restaurants, even chains of them, that provide something different, something with a taste that dares not to appeal to everyone. To be unique, but they will always be local affairs that don't make it out of their local area, let alone across the ocean.

    The big american cars you know are aimed at the general US population. They require a car NOT for local travel but for long distance travel (or at least, they think they do). The world is filled with car-buyers who buy a car for the situation they might one day be in that they seen in the movies and not the one they need every single day of their real lives. Every american dreams of driving along a long highway into the sunset. For that you need a 3-ton car with soft suspension. And you want plenty of room on an 12 hour ride. Oh sure, it is hell on the short daily trips, but one day you might drive away from it all and you will be glad for it then.

    What amuses me most is the episodes of myth-busters where they test fuel-efficiency myths in 3 ton gas guzzlers. That is because no american can drive anything less then a v8. Because you need those extra horsepowers if you ever need to accelarate fast for some idiotic safety reason (that you would accelerate faster in a lighter car with a better power to weight ratio is something no american can understand).

    There is a reason every famous car comes from europe. The same reason Michelin guide is french. Americans do big and succesful, europeans do financial failure but do it beautifully.

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    1. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Compare an american pizza with an italian one. A real hamburger with anything from any american restaurant."

      All's I gotta say is, check yoself, Euro douche. A "real" hamburger comes from, what, maybe France? Or pizza, the one that we popularized around the world, not that Italian cheese bread version.

      Ok, I give you that American cars are fat dullards, apparently to accomodate our collective fatasses. Even Japanese Toyotas become fat dullards when they come over. Nevertheless, American cars aren't as high maintenance and crap quality like bottom-less money sink that are Euro imports.

    2. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Compare an american pizza with an italian one.

      The best pizza I ever had was in Amsterdam, actually. The second best was in New York City. Italian pizza is, sad to say, largely unimpressive. It was, however still better than american pizza from a chain like Dominos.

      A real hamburger with anything from any american restaurant.

      I can direct you to no less than six unbelievable hamburgers within 20 miles of where I currently sit in the US, as can anyone else in a medium or large sized city here. What you won't get is directions to a chain restaurant like McDonald's or Burger King.

      American beer?

      I have to agree with you there. Beer here is terrible.

      Coffee?

      I can direct you to no less than a dozen good coffee places here where I live... What you won't get is directions to a chain coffee place like Starbucks.

      Are you picking up on the pattern? There's nothing wrong with our pizza, hamburgers, or coffee. The trouble is that franchised chains that specialize in these products do not make good stuff.

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    3. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say that American food and beer is mostly crap and local stuff "average." I've been to Holland, but I don't think you've been to the US (yeah our immigration and visa policies are asinine) so let me help you out a bit. Pizza Hut is the McDonald's of American pizza restaurants, chains included. Any American town bigger than 3,000 people will have at least one pizzeria that kicks the crap out of Pizza Hut or any other megachain. Any American city will have a pizzeria that could compete just fine in Italy. The best burgers in the world are American and are present in any decent bar and grill. McDonalds doesn't count as it isn't actually food. The other burger megachains are borderline acceptable if one is in a hurry. If not, go to a decent American bar, order your burger, and wash it down with the local microbrew. American beer is more than the Miller, Busch, and Budweiser mass-produced, unhopped, rice and other adjunct-laden, tasteless, colorless, flavorless crap. Yes that's the lion's share but microbreweries have been accelerating for thirty years and some aren't so micro anymore. American microbreweries can and do compete with any beer in the world. Coffee? I wouldn't know since I find it utterly vile, although Starbucks is the stuff of jokes here too. American cars are admittedly hit and miss and generally have crap gas mileage, but not all European manufacturers are Lamborghini: there's also Peugeot. V8's are rare outside of work vans/trucks. The most popular cars are no longer SUVs but instead compacts and sedans. Driving across the country sucks hairy monkey balls and it takes four 12-hour days to do it.

      American megachains are highly successful at selling cheap, mass-produced, bland, tasteless, over salty, fatty, sugary sweet, over-processed crap to markets worldwide. That's 6 billion consumers, not 360 million. Local produce and local restaurants are losing market share to our worst crap. That can't happen unless there's a lot of people who want the stuff. People are basically the same the whole world wide and that's why mass produced flavorless crap sells. It just so happens that Americans came up with the business model first. Cheer up: your coming diabetes and obesity epidemics won't be as bad as ours because you've got a functional health care system.

    4. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Oh sure, it is hell on the short daily trips, but one day you might drive away from it all and you will be glad for it then. "

      Hell in the city perhaps, but not in the suburbs or rural areas.

      I prefer pickup trucks (I haul lots of tools and equipment) and cannot fault them for commuting in the many areas they fit.
      They are comfortable, torquey, have excellent visibility, and other drivers treat them with much more respect than they do small cars or motorcycles.

      I won't commute on my Harley any more due to the route being packed with crash-prone idiots, but those same idiots give my trucks a wide berth (++for front bumpers made from 8" I-beam and railroad rail!).

      There is a place for sporty cars, those who prefer them should buy lots of them, but they don't do shit for me.

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    5. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What amuses me most is the episodes of myth-busters where they test fuel-efficiency myths in 3 ton gas guzzlers. That is because no american can drive anything less then a v8. Because you need those extra horsepowers if you ever need to accelarate fast for some idiotic safety reason (that you would accelerate faster in a lighter car with a better power to weight ratio is something no american can understand).

          Once again, another moronic comment. Given that you actually do have to drive for long distances, as you note, you want the car to be the way it is. Included in those long distance drives are some interesting topological features we refer to as the Sierra Nevadas, the Wasatch range, the Rocky Mountains, the Siskyous, etc. Even in the middle of Nevada there are very long climbs up very long hills. You can get, say, a Chevy Monto Carlo with a V6. Start in Reno, drive to Salt Lake City on the interstate. About once an hour you will need to climb a big mountain you never heard of at 85 MPH. Please note your speed at the top of, say, Golconda Summit. If you don't blow the motor on the way up, presumably. Even better, drive the 40 miles from SLC to Park City. It will gut itself out for 15 straight minutes at 50 mph.

              Yes, a very light Lotus Elise would have no problem climbing that hill with a 4-cylinder because it's light. But try doing that for 14-16 hours straight. For 2-3 days straight.

                You guys have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. By the way, I do that trip 2-3 times a year in a Mazda mini-van, chosen because it has the best power-weight ratio and can climb the hills at full speed. And my other cars are a Lotus Esprit, a Porsche Cayman S, and until last wednesday, a Mustang Cobra SVT.

                  Brett

    6. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by amaupin · · Score: 1

      The US HAS got local restaurants, even chains of them, that provide something different, something with a taste that dares not to appeal to everyone.

      Ah yes, Taco Bell. I'm a big fan myself.

    7. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by modecx · · Score: 1

      There is a reason every famous car comes from europe.

      Of course you would say that as an European--all you've ever seen are European & Asian cars. I've seen a lot of cars from a lot of all over, and America has about 5 memorable cars to every memorable European car.

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    8. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by kklein · · Score: 3, Insightful

      YES.

      I live in Japan. I get so tired of people telling me that the food/beer/coffee in America is bad. I always follow up with "where did you eat?" The people who complain the most about the food, no shit, answer "McDonald's."

      Really? The food at McDonald's in America is bad? Really? So, you mean, it's exactly the same as at McDonald's in Japan? Really? Why did you go to McDonald's????

      Beer? Oh, you drank Budweiser and Coors. Well, that right there is why no one with more than a high school education touches that crap. Micros abound, especially in my home state of Colorado, and many of them are fantastic and award-winning.

      Coffee? Did you go to Starbucks? You did, didn't you? Did you happen to notice that it tasted exactly the same as in Japan--burnt, bitter, and then dressed up with more sweetened milk than coffee in a futile attempt to hide the fact that they spend nothing on their beans? You did? Then why did you go there?

      When I'm in the states, I love to grab foreigners and take them eating. It's not that food is bad in the US. We have some really phenomenal food--both at the high, hoity-toity end, as well as the hearty "food of the people" end (truck stops FTW!)--It's just that, as a foreigner, you go for what gets in your eye first, and that's going to be a chain. Chain food, no matter what country, is bad--or, at least, nowhere near as good as if you go to an independent place.

      America has many problems, but lack of delicious food is not one of them. In fact, I've never been to a country that did not have delicious food, but usually you need a local to show you where to eat.

    9. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are comfortable, torquey, have excellent visibility, and I can drive like a prick and not have to give a fuck about other drivers in small cars or motorcycles.

      FTFY.

    10. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good to see that bigotry is alive and well on slashdot.

    11. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amesterdam? Italy? New Fucking York? The place where "pizza" is a greasy cracker with spray-on tomato puree topped with spray on cheese, utterly devoid of spice and meat, and must be under 1/8 of an inch thick, with a pound of grease sloshing around on top? Served cold with a side of yo go fuck yoself? Weeping Jesus on a cross you've never had pizza. Go to Chicago. Go downtown and ask anyone where you can get pizza and you'll be pointed to any one of the twenty best pizzerias in the world. The kind of place that if some "pizza" making douche from New Fucking York (or Italy, they're equally clueless) went to would immediately hang themselves out of shame and to apologize for so severely insulting pizzakind after simply smelling the mind-blowing, totally superior, pure, godly awesomeness that is Chicago-style pizza.

    12. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by dafing · · Score: 1

      Im a young New Zealander, we generally dont have American cars here, although I've noticed a LOT of chryslers recently, I've been assuming its some scheme to offload inferior cars on poor old New Zealand.

      I've never been a fan of American cars, I generally dont like "classic" cars, although I do have a soft spot for Jaguar :)

      I've grown up with "US Cars = poor quality, expensive, crap, slow, massive V8, 20 kilometre turning circle" etc. Watching Top Gear, the worlds best car show has reinforced this.

      When I think of any car I'd consider owning, APART FROM A TESLA*, its not American. In all seriousness, what US only American cars would you recommend to someone from another country? I'm quite tall, about 6 feet 4 inches in american terms, and thought US cars would be perfect for me, being colossal. Any suggestions of truly memorable US cars would be much appreciated! I can think of cars I'd like from Italy, France, England, Germany, Japan.... what is a memorable modern US car?

      *even though the Tesla seems to have a lot of "rough" spots, I hate the rear end, and its quite heavy because of the batteries, it has poor handling? In a way, it seems like the beautiful Lotus got "americanised" into the Tesla. I hope Tesla becomes successful though, electric cars FTW!

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    13. Re:Eh, you give the answer. Food by PipsqueakOnAP133 · · Score: 1

      I'm posting from Yokohama (on vacation), and while I agree that chain restaurants are crappy in America, and that America isn't short on good places to eat (Ahh, California, home sweet home)..... the fact is, when I go to Japan and Taiwan and walk around randomly, the chance is higher that any random restaurant I walk into out here is better than any random restaurant I walk into in Cali (within the same price range).

      "So, you mean, it's exactly the same as at McDonald's in Japan"...

      McDonald's in Japan, KFC in Japan, and KFC in Taiwan all are on a class higher than their ghetto siblings in America. There's a certain amount of pride Asians have in their cooking that I feel provides a social expectation of a higher quality of service when it comes to food... even for an American chain. It's something I didn't really truly believe until I was going to Taiwan a few years ago and one of my friends tells me, "you gotta try the KFC." I'm like, "wtf? KFC? I'm going to Taiwan and over $10 peking duck that's probably better than any in the entire Northern California Bay Area, you want me to try KFC?" In the end I tried it, and it ruined KFC for me forever because in Hsin-chu (Taiwan), there's the best KFC I've ever had. (It's good in Tokyo too, I had to try it once when I wanted a quick snack just to see if it was a anomaly).

      I was with a friend in Tokyo one time and we wanted katsu curry. Walked in the first one we could find, and it was so much more flavorful than the majority of places I've had the same dish in Cali. There used to be an awesome place in Mountain View, but the guy closed it because he needed to go back to Japan to take care of his family. There's a branch of a chain restaurant in Cupertino called Curry House, doesn't compete.

      America does have assloads of good food. (Want steak? Go to Forbes Mill in Los Gatos.) But for each good restaurant, there's a lot more subpar restaurants compared to Japan and Taiwan. Consequently, people will think America has awful food because the likelihood of getting crap is higher too.

  39. Anyong haseo! by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

    Unlike you, I don't want to push all of the Americans into the sea, but I have to admit I haven't had much with American cars. In addition to Japanese cars, though, consider Korean ones. I love my 2007 Hyundai Santa Fe, it's just as good a car and it was at a noticeably better price than its rivals. And it has a feature that I never realized I'd appreciate so much -- a tight turning radius.

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    1. Re:Anyong haseo! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I drive a rear-engine Volkswagen. Back in their heyday, they had a reputation for ridiculous reliability (with proper maintenance) at low cost. At a VW show a couple years ago I was talking to an old VW engineer who worked on those early designs. His opinion was that the current equivalent of VW then, is Hyundai and their subsidiary Kia. From what I've seen, it's true. My boss drives a 2007 Kia Rio 150 miles round trip, 5 days a week. The crazy thing gets 42mpg consistently, and with the exception of a punctured AC condenser from road debris, has nothing wrong with it. I rented an 08 Kia Rio last year, and the thing was amazing. Headroom, the car actually had headroom! If I wasn't too stupid to stop driving an out of date VW, I'd be driving a Hyundai or Kia.

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  40. Re:GM is the Computer Associates of the car indust by Anonymous+Poodle · · Score: 1

    More than likely a horse analogy (when you think about it), but I have no firm proof.

    If anyone has solid evidence of the etiology of the phrase, please do share.

  41. Re:They feel fine(Let me make it more readable by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1
    Let me guess

    Liquidate your company, liquidate your company

    GM - Here's one -- nine pence.

    Saab - I'm not bankrupt!

    Bankrupcy court - What?

    GM - Nothing -- here's your nine pence.

    Saab - I'm not Bankrupt!

    BC - Here -- he says he's not bankrupt!

    GM - Yes, he is.

    Saab - I'm not! (And so on, I hear Saab feels fine)

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  42. Update: Spyker renews bid by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1
  43. I loved them in the 80's by stokessd · · Score: 1

    I love the design of the 900, sure it's a bit fugly, but man did it handle well and had an ergonomics that no other car had. I was ready to buy one and GM bought SAAB, so that was a deal breaker for me. Shortly after the GM acquisition, they started looking like weird beretta's rather than the amazingly quirky and great cars they used to be. The substitution of a Delco radio said it all, the saab had turned to crap. And I say that as an american engineer, lest you think I'm some sort of butthurt swedish person.

    Sheldon

  44. GM, so incompetant? by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 1

    So incompetent that they can't even manage to spin off brands that there are potential buyers for? Think about it - they blew selling Saturn and Saab, and they haven't managed to sell Opel - if it weren't for the involvement of the German government, I suspect they'd be shutting Opel down as well. Hummer? Well, we'll see. I suspect the deal with the Chinese company that wants Hummer will fall through in the end as well. Last spring, they claimed they had 16 potential buyers for Saturn and 3 for Saab.

    So, either they were greedy as hell and were asking well above the value of these brands for the sale, or they were never interested in selling a unit off to a potential competitor and the entire story of selling the units was done to make it sound like they'd be raising cash through these spin-offs and would be able to pay the government back sooner.

  45. Former Saab owner feels a bit nostalgic by Exp315 · · Score: 1

    I owned a Saab 900 for 20 years, and honestly it was a great car, if a bit quirky. For every weird design feature that didn't work (e.g., the famous ignition key on the floor between the seats, the gear-drive water pump on top of the engine in my model), there were others that did work (the huge hatchback, the alternator also on top of the engine).

    Two of my favorite Saab stories:

    Someone once described the design of the Saab 900 as "it's as if you described a 4-wheeled Earth vehicle to a bunch of Martian engineers, and they tried to replicate it from your description".

    I don't know if it's true or not, but there was a news story that a bank robber tried to carjack a woman's Saab 900 as she was getting into it outside the bank, but couldn't figure out where the ignition key went in and was forced to abandon it.

    1. Re:Former Saab owner feels a bit nostalgic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That story rings true, if the robbers were american, ie. stupid, since the ignition key is positioned on the console in front of the handbrake on most models (that way you won't have to have the keys removed by surgery from your knee if you crash).

      BTW, another safety feature bound to confound people unfamilar with the car was that you could not remove the keys without moving the shift lever to the reverse. :>

  46. SAAB - some lemons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good friend bought a new SAAB in 1989. Over the next year, it spent more time in the dealer's shop than on the road. My friend had to sue the company under lemon laws of our state to get his money back. The company tried to fight it rather than settle over what was clearly a lemon vehicle.

    Then he bought an Acura.

    This is a single story when thousands of vehicles are certainly performing as intended with happy owners. It could have just been this particular SAAB dealer that wanted to fight too. I don't know the details.

    I've had issues with a Ford - nowhere near the same level, just a deep clunk with every shift that couldn't be fixed after taking a new vehicle to the dealer 5+ times.

  47. People bought Saabs BECAUSE they were quirky by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Saabs were different, expensive, and European, and that was the only reason Americans bought them.

    GM bought the company on the premise it could switch out the custom parts for commodity parts from the GM parts bin and reduce cost and make more money.

    Of course, that meant the existing customers were disillusioned and figured if they wanted o save money, other brands did it better, or if they wanted to be ostentatious, other brands also did that better.

    It's like HP or any other quirky brand. They have a niche in the market and loyal customers *because of* the quirks, and when the quirks go away, so do the quirky loyal customers. That puts them in the thick of the commodity market, competing on price and quality just like everyone else.

    If they had stayed quirky, they would have kept their loyal market share. GM already had numerous brands competing (and losing) on quality and price, so buying Saab the company was the beginning of the end for Saab. Besides, it also marked them as no longer quite as European as they used to be, lowering their snob appeal.

  48. GM's made some wierd decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I've liked some of their cars because they got the "feel" right, I still think a lot of the decisions they've made are wrong or seriously half-assed and not well thought out. I guess I'll focus on car brands, but there were even some engineering greats like even when they had the ability to do proper fuel injection they built engines with a real WTF piece of work called an electronic carbuerator. (And yes, ask a mechanic to pop the hood on an older '80s car... And you'll literally hear "WTF!!" when he sees it. Older mechanical carbs or similar period throttle body injectors are a hell of a lot more reliable and easier to work with.)

    Anyhow, I think GM kind of lost it with SAABs when they started making Saabarus. It just lost something particular about the distinctiveness when that happened. Not that Subaru SAABs were bad cars, but I think the quirks from the past are what distinguished the brand and they lost touch with their core audience.

    Now going back to other brands. Oldsmobile went bye-bye first. And looking at things, this was understandable. It's because the new Saturn division was a freaking clone of Oldsmobile. So once Saturn moved away from only having small cars, they didn't need two Oldsmobiles and got rid of the original division.

    But one thing that seems pathetic is the GM history with Pontiac. (Frankly, I'm gonna rant.) Ever since the 1970's, it seems the ongoing joke (or maybe not, 'cuz it's not that funny to some car enthusiasts) is that whenever they finally got something just right - that's when they chucked it. Oh we finally solved the problem with the short-block 4 on the Fiero and some issues with it's molded composites, nope - can't make them anymore! Hey we the Firebird just right, oh we're not gonna make those anymore. Oh we made these Grand Ams too damn popular with the last redesign and decent ergonomics, f' it! We don't want to sell those to you anymore. Let's replace it with a car with chunkola design and huge blind-spot A-pillars, and make it the size and weight of the Gran Prix but with less power in the base model. So what happens once they finally throw out most of the bullshit cars (SUVs and Minivans that didn't belong there in the first place) and started making an entire linup that appeared to live up to the "Driving Excitement" mantra with decent handling and engines? Oh, can't have that! No sporty looking cars that are actually fun. Let's just stop making Pontiacs altogether!

    And Hummer is going bye-bye because its a drain on the average fleet fuel economy, and because they don't sell as well when fuel prices go up.

    Strangely enough though, they're still keeping Buick around. Not that they're bad cars, but rather they're pretty much another Cadillac. (Although historically, sometimes their build quality was actually better than Cadillac at times - which seems odd for being a "lower tier" division.) I guess it's because the Chinese (thank the strange preference of Chairman Mao) and old fogeys like them.

    But seriously, they kept Buick where Cadillac could cover the same audience with a few lower priced models. But Pontiac is still different enough from Chevy and caters to a different audience (Pontiac cars are supposed to be "sporty" as where most Chevy is "bread n' butter") and they got rid of Pontiac. Sure there's the Chevy's SS models, but sometimes the interior layout and aesthetics (if not bean-countered to death like the recent G5) were better thought out on the Pontiac side. They're going to have to work hard at making some really slick Chevys if they're going to try to win back any Pontiac fans they gave the finger to. Of course the Japanese and Koreans will probably appreciate the thoughtful management decision. (Hint, if you want to appeal to a former Pontiac person - have tight ratio steering with some road feel, handling takes precedence over cushiness, and firm non-mush pedals. And yes that firmness goes for the gas too, it's actually more comfy to stay at legal speeds that way when not using cruise control since you can rest your foot on the pedal instead of holding it up. Hear that Toyota?)

  49. Let the EU buy it then. by p51d007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    GM owns it (which was dumb in the first place), so let the Swiss buy it back from GM.

    1. Re:Let the EU buy it then. by Solo-Malee · · Score: 2, Informative

      GM owns it (which was dumb in the first place), so let the Swiss buy it back from GM.

      errrm, now let me see what's wrong here... 1. Saab are SWEDISH, that's SWEDEN, not SWITZERLAND. 2. Switzerland are not a member of the EU anyway although they are a part of the EEA, so why on earth on your logic should the EU want to buy it anyway. But true, GM were dumb, they showed complete incompetence in managing their business and their aquisitions.

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    2. Re:Let the EU buy it then. by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      well of course an american company when faced with the over capacity in the world car market is going to shut down non US susidiarys first :-(

  50. I tried to kill my first 96 by spywhere · · Score: 1

    My first Saab 96 was a '69 model, with about 100K miles on it, and I drove it like a stolen car. I took it off-roading every chance I got... sometimes, I would be the only car out at the end of a Jeep trail, with the truckers trying to figure out how I got there.

    I beat that poor thing unmercifully for about two years until one of the tie rod ends got sloppy. I replaced it, set the toe with a long piece of string, and drove to a shop to get the wheels aligned... but they were aligned perfectly after all that abuse, so the guy only charged me ten bucks.

  51. Re:forgot something... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ah yes.... because car makers have some inexplicable oath of fealty to the status quo that prevents them from marketing (say) a car with the fabled 100mpg carburetor and driving their competitors out of business overnight.

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  52. How many great brands must Ford and GM Destroy? by Solo-Malee · · Score: 1

    I for one hope that SAAB can move into some caring hands that will allow the company to thrive and innovate as it did in the earlier half of it's life. The death of Saab I think started once GM had it's dirty incompetent hands on it. The demise was signalled after the 900, when they started to become just another Eurobox built on the same chassis as every other boring old Eurobox, shared floor plan shared engines...etc. I once owned a 1974 SAAB 96, it was the most quirky car I ever owned, column shift, freewheel built in to the transmission, a Ford V4 engine. No transmission tunnel, a boot you could sleep inside, all finished in Sh1t Brown, but I loved it, until it caught fire due to my own stupid tuning attempts. The 99 Turbo and the 99 EMS were ground breaking cars in their day, and for a while unbeatable on the rally circuit. I hope Spyker can resucitate the brand, before someone else has to bring the badge back from the dead. Solo

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    1. Re:How many great brands must Ford and GM Destroy? by Sets_Chaos · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I shall be sad to see Saab go. They were unique. A real shame.

  53. Saab was great until 900i by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    SAAB was once a great car for its time. From the first SAAB 92 up until the middle 900 series they was pretty excellent compared to many other cars. The heating in a SAAB was very good and suitable for northern climate, not to mention the nice handling in heavy snow.

    I dont know what went wrong really but a big shift in the target audience of the cars was made. Later cars was very expensive, bland and gaz guzzlers.

    The Chinese are getting up to speed making cars so i guess it was just a matter of time before European and American cars started to disappear. The worst that could happen is if the Chinese somehow manage to make fuel efficient cars much cheaper than other countries. Up until now there has been easy to keep trade barriers up in the name of the enviroment.

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    1. Re:Saab was great until 900i by billeeto · · Score: 1

      I gave my '92 900 turbo convertible to my son, what a classic design. it has a rebuilt engine and new transmission, with about 220k miles, looks great and drives well with good acceleration ... same car as seen in Sideways, but we pray it won't meet the same fate as that one... in fact we hope Saab as a whole won't smash into a proverbial tree, but I am glad the status quo in Trollhattan is over. I'd rather see Saab end then more of the ho-hum Saaburus.

  54. Damn! by jd80026 · · Score: 1

    I just bought "Kill Your TV" and "Visualize Whirled Peas" bumper stickers. To what vehicle will I attach them now?

    1. Re:Damn! by nerdonamotorcycle · · Score: 1

      Judging by the vehicles I see around Somerville MA, your Prius will do just dandy.

    2. Re:Damn! by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      And there is always Vulva... I mean Volvo

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  55. I love Saab! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first car being a Saab, I loved it. A mid '90s Saab 9.5 with the bigger 3.0 litre V6. The performance was better than my Taurus SHO and definetly better than my Buick LeSabre or Cadillac DeVille. Great gas milage. Super Charged. Vented leather seats. Oh, and in Ohio here, it performed better in the snow than most SUVs. Beautiful car. Oh, and one wonderful thing about Saabs are that some models allow cast blocks, less wear and deals better with temperature changes, just heavier..

  56. if you had used the original SAAB 95 by doginthewoods · · Score: 1

    that has the three cylinder 2 stroke, oil in the gas tank, no starter solenoid, no oil pump, always on electrical system, suicide doors, it would win that competition hands down. I had one (quick, you have been playing in a club, drinking all night, and are really sloshed, but you have to get gas on the way home. So you pull into a gas station at 3:00AM with US$4.00 in your pocket- back when gas was $1.80 a gallon. Now, how much oil do you put into the gas tank?). My SAAB just slid on top of the snow, like a sled, and the front wheels and skinny tires steered just great. I miss that car- the grey goose, we named it.

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  57. Re:forgot something... by moortak · · Score: 1

    Yes, I love my Winton. If only there were some way to start it without turning that tiresome crank.

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  58. Not Dead Yet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BBC is reporting a new offer by Spyker.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8423363.stm

    Silly NYT, don't they know to check Netcraft?

  59. Re:GM is the Computer Associates of the car indust by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Funny

    They take brands past their prime and run them into the ground

    That description fits the New York Mets as well.

  60. Misinformed, Not Informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To say that "Saabs were, mechanically at least, generic eurocars," clearly reveals that you have never had your hands on one and, therefore, have no idea what you're talking about.

    How does fitting Triumph and Ford engines constitute badge engineering? If that were true, then the Ford Taurus SHO is really a Yamaha because it's got a Yamaha engine, a Rolls Royce Silver Spirit is really a BMW because it's got a BMW engine, and a Ferrari Dino is actually a Fiat because, well, you know. Incidentally, the Triumph engines were turds: Saab began to use their own only a few years into the 99's production.

    Meanwhile, Type 4 cars were not badge engineered; they shared a platform, which is completely different. No one looks at an Alfa 164 and concludes it's a Saab 9000 with an Alfa badge. The interiors, exteriors, powertrains, suspension specifications, etc. are all fundamentally different among Type 4 cars even if they have common dimensions. (Yes, some components are interchangeable across marques, e.g., windshields.)

    Saab (pre-GM) learned their lesson with the Lancia, selling it for only three years, only in Sweden and Norway, never in great numbers, and never in the US, Saab's largest market (of over two dozen).

    1. Re:Misinformed, Not Informative by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      To say that "Saabs were, mechanically at least, generic eurocars," clearly reveals that you have never had your hands on one and, therefore, have no idea what you're talking about.

      Really? Why would you say that, it's not as though they are rare or exotic vehicles.

      I tested Saab 9000s amongst other similar sized cars before buying my Mercedes C200T. I've also driven and passengered in Saabs owned by friends and associates many times since.

      I still own the Mercedes, though it's now mostly driven by my gf, and have never regretted the decision.

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  61. Badge-engineering? by calidoscope · · Score: 1
    I would hardly call the 9000 "Badge-engineered", while the design may have borrowed from Fiat, the engines were built in the Scania plant in Sodertalje the bodies were built and cars assembled in Trollhatten. I got a tour of the Trollhatten factory with my former brother-in-law in 1986, and saw both the fabrication of the body panels and assembly of the cars.

    The 9000 was quite a nice design, roomy inside and not overly large outside. The 16 valve turbocharged 4 cylinder engine had some neat features - the central spark-plug allowed for a higher compression ratio and APC allowed operation on varying grades of gasolene.

    And by the way, the Ford V-4's were used in the Sonetts, AFAIK, SAAB never had a car called the Sonata.

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    1. Re:Badge-engineering? by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      I think you have the timeline wrong. The 1986-1989 (and maybe later, I'm not sure) SAABs, including the 9000S and 9000T, were Swedish, not GM.

    2. Re:Badge-engineering? by calidoscope · · Score: 1

      I didn't say anything about GM.

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  62. China? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised a China-based co hasn't purchased it. China has the cash (thanks to lopsided trading) and the will to get into the car biz.
         

    1. Re:China? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Of all the Chinese auto brands, Chery is the only one remotely capable of meeting strict safety guidelines in the US. It will be some time before they do so, but expect Chery to be the first Chinese automotive brand to be imported when the time comes.

      Aside from Chery, all other Chinese brands are total trash! Don't worry, they have a long long way to go before being looked at as serious competition.

      http://www.cheryinternational.com/

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  63. GM improved the Saab 93 tremendously by VTEngineer · · Score: 1

    they made it more reliable. I talked to a Saab mechanic and he told me to be very happy I had a 2001 93. GM improved many things in the Saab to make it more reliable. I have no reason to doubt him. He gave me specifics that have long since slipped my mind, but GM failed Saab in marketing, not platform.

    1. Re:GM improved the Saab 93 tremendously by clay_shooter · · Score: 1

      People can talk all they want about how nifty this feature or that feature was. They couldn't sell cars and they had reliability problems. GM got a lot of credit for providing platform components to Saab. Saab never sold enough cars to support modern electronics and technical investment. It was only GMs partial investment that let them continue to exist during the slide from 130,000 cars to 70,000 cars and them back to 120,000 cars.

  64. I learned to drive in a 1967 Saab 96 by dr2chase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    2 stroke, 3 cylinders, 3 barrel carburetor. 4 speed on the column. Dual diagonal braking, unibody construction, aircraft seat/shoulder belts. The 2-strokes were sadly, badly, filthy.

    Parts on the car were half-metric, half-English. Many of the electronics were by Lucas, Prince of Darkness.

    Over time, rebuilt two transmissions, several clutches, several sets of brakes, replaced some body panels. Eventually worked on the engine some, also once swapped front brakes, drum for disk.

    My brother totalled two of them, one with the able assistance of a speeding drunk from the rear, the other as a solo effort, rolling the car and denting every body panel. Both times, nobody was hurt.

    Bought two Saab 95s (station wagons, one V-4, the other 3-cylinder), one for $100, the other for $50, combined them to make one car, drove it from one side of the country to the other.

    The old Saabs were damn fun cars, even though they had itty-bitty engines (820-850cc) producing barely 50hp. In terms of "bang for the buck", they were a total win. The only car I've ever had all 4 wheels off the ground, was a Saab.

  65. lol American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweden = Swedish :-)

    1. Re:lol American by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Don't think it's because he's ignorant of just European geography. We Americans also can't tell the difference between Iowa and Idaho.

  66. Life support... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    ...but not dead yet. There is news today that Spyker has changed their offer.

    http://money.cnn.com/2009/12/20/autos/saab_gm_spyker_offer/index.htm

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  67. Sweet Saab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I drive a 1990 900se. Of course i've spent a bunch of money keeping this up this year(recently new exhaust/tires/shocks and voltage regulator) still less than the Mini Clubman I'd buy if I HAD to buy a new car. But i like it. I like it a lot. for a 20 year old car I've had folks stop me and say it's a beauty. And it glows atfer a simple car wash(someone stole the 20 year old Apple sticker I had taped to the window at the car wash though!) -
    This car replaced a 1996 escort that was a decrepit p.o.s. I will agree the best thing about it is the heat and and that once you've cleared the snow off the top you can open the sunroof and let the cool air in.
    the 1990 Saab has a classic look ("the seinfeld") that is wicked pissah as they say here in new england. That's what counts isn't it?

  68. Born From Jets. by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

    Stupidest auto slogan ever. I thought it was a joke ad the first time I saw it, but no...that's their tag line.

    Subaru is trying to outdo them now with "Love...it's what makes a Subaru, a Subaru."

    *shudder*

    1. Re:Born From Jets. by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      You know SAAB's history right? Once upon a time SAAB, the car company, was part of the SAAB aircraft manufacturing company.

      Heck BMW's logo, the roundel, symbolizes that they used to make aircraft engines.

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    2. Re:Born From Jets. by crimperman · · Score: 1

      > You know SAAB's history right? Once upon a time SAAB, the car company, was part of the SAAB aircraft manufacturing company.

      That's what I was thinking. That and the fact that the acronym is expanded in the TFS "Swedish Aircraft Company" (anglicised)

      sheesh

    3. Re:Born From Jets. by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Oh I know where they came from. That doesn't make the slogan any less unpleasant to the ear.

  69. SAAB stands for mediocracy... by CrAlt · · Score: 1

    Collapsible steering column is something special in the 1980s? Sorry.. Invented by mercades in 1959 and standard in the "big 3" by 1968/69.
    Saab EFI? Again.. nothing special. It was a Bosch Jetronic system.. found in many VW's, MB's, Fords, BMW's, Volvo's of the time..
    composite headlights? Even the Mustang had them by '88. The only reason sealed beam stuck around so long in the USA was because of the dumb ass DOT.

    So what great advances did SAAB come up with? Oh ya.. the key in the console and big buttons... you got me there :P

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  70. James Bond drove a Saab in the John Gardner books by QuatermassX · · Score: 1

    I always thought it deeply peculiar that Gardner's Bond drove a Saab 900 Turbo in the 1980s. Saab also did a tie-in promotion. Surely Gardner could have given the poor bastard a Jaguar, though. Or something sporty like a Mazda.

  71. A victim to institutional stupidity... by Genda · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The problem is Saab was owned by GM. One of three American automobile companies in the United States who have all raised stupidity to an artform. They didn't need to be bailed out because the economy tanked last year... they needed to be bailed out, because they are arrogant, smug, self important twits who think they don't need to respond to things like the government, the economy, the price of oil, the environment, or the needs, wants, and demands of their customers. When the price of oil crested, they continue to try to RAM ROD monster SUVs and Trucks down the collective throats of Americans, while Toyota sold hybrids like they were going out of style. The best thing any of these clowns could come up with was to make Giant, Rediculous SUVs with hybrid power plants... Oooooo now they get 26 MPG instead of 7... and the Prius is happily chugging along at 60 MPG...

    Until Corporate leaders in this country understand they are here to serve, not be served... we will continue to suffer the kinds of ridiculous failure we are seeing today.

    The disappearance of Saab reflects an industry that has lost it's way, and a society that has become pavlovian in the way it responds to what the fashion makers tell us we should like. Inside such a culture, intelligent, distinctive, eclectic, and off-beat style have little place, and sadly no market.

  72. Your surprised !!! by asamad · · Score: 1

    This is what happens with a business becomes a business unit under an american company or that fact any multinational

  73. Not sure now by zogger · · Score: 1

    Well, ya got me, maybe I am not remembering the model number correctly, although I do remember it was a three cylinder two stroke, and I remember the different exhaust sound. Wasn't my machine so I just don't recall the model number probably. (I think olden days, hippie and commune as keywords might have something to do with my recollection 0_o) ;)

    gas was around 35-45 cents a gallon or so, something like that at the time. I personally was in between rides then, some friends had burnt up my old $100 flathead six volt '55 ford meat wagon (panel truck) trying to jump it with a 12 volt.

    The snow plow race results were as I stated though, the beetle kept on going, well past what any of us thought would happen. Neither one made it all that far, the saab maybe 75 yards and the VW another 100 yards past that, and only because the road was straight right there. The snow was fairly deep and the saab built up a huge amount at the front/over the bumper and eventually couldn't crunch through it, whereas the vw rode up over the snow in the front and just kept going with the rear wheels with not much steering available at all, the front wheels weren't even touching the ground much.

    The only saab I ever liked styling wise was the sonnet, but I never owned one, just used to see them tooling around.

    I've only owned a handful/maybe a dozen or so sedans, I am mostly a truck and four wheel drive guy, although I have quite fond memories of my vw bus, which was another real practical vehicle, which I think of as a crossover/truck/sedan that got good, or at least pretty fair mileage, and had pretty good stock offroad capabilities with the addition of some adapters and larger real wheels/tires.

        I *liked* working on the air cooled, simple, easy, no exotic tools needed other than two wrenches to make things easier, a swivel 17 for the 2 o'clock motor to transaxle bolt and a curved C shaped 13 for the pict 34 carbs. Dang..this is decades ago, so I'll add "IIRC".

    The only easier to work on vehicle I ever owned was a 69 rear engine fiat spider 850, dang that was a cool little car, 50 mpg and ran like a sewing machine after I did a slick little mini hotrod rebuild. Their big flaw was cheap ass sheetmetal that rusted easily, which destroyed the body, which made the car instant junk. Too bad there..

        You could pull the engine without even using a jack if you felt like it! You could grab it in the back, heft it up, and kick some wood under the pan, then unbolt it, along with the rear bumper and tin, and push the car away from the engine. They used these cheap ingenious flex joints at the drive wheels that were just stout rubber with some bolts through it. I never had to but it certainly looked like if you ever wore one out, say someplace you couldn't get parts and just *had* to fix it, you could just cut up some old tires and drill some holes and make a little stack of rubber plates the correct or close enough thickness that way and get going again. Had toggle switches for all the electrical with a fuse at each switch so it was real easy to see what was what, stuff like that to make it cheap and simple.

    1. Re:Not sure now by sznupi · · Score: 1

      The way VW kept going runs in the family. Germans had Kubelwagen during WW2, mostly based on Beetle. Even though only RWD, it was very competitive with 4WDs other sides used; it's low weight and flat bottom meant it was more or less sliding over difficult terrain.

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  74. I always wonder who buy SAAB's by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    particularly when the resell value goes through the floor after 4 years, I can buy a SAAB convertible 2002 model for next to nothing with leather interior (about AU$4k in good nick). Only thing worse would be Alfa's, an associate recently sold his Alfa two (2) years after it was purchased with very low mileage that cost over AU$80k new for a measly $35k, thats AU$22k per year depreciation, bugger that.

    1. Re:I always wonder who buy SAAB's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GO Drive one. I dare you. :) Put it into corners.. floor the gas. Load it with stuff.. you'll be amazed on how well thought out it is.

  75. Re:Cars is a thing of the past by Myopic · · Score: 1

    I disagree. Car makers have invented lots of stuff over the course of the development of the internal combustion engine.

  76. Re:forgot something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Erhm... well, it's not that it can't be done, but car makers would never be able to maintain the technological lead long enough to recuperate the huge initial investment. Such a technological arms race wouldn't benefit any of the involved companies. Car makers have invented plenty of things the last 100 years. They just haven't come up with a truly novel concept of the auto mobile.

  77. They are keeping Opal because they need it by clay_shooter · · Score: 1

    A lot of GMs good small platform engineering comes out of Opal. They decided it was foolish to give that operation to a competitor.

    As for Saturn and Saab. GM has to weigh the short term cash the get against the creation of a long term competitor. The Saturn sale would have provided a dealer network for Chinese companies.

    Ford was smart at least in the mid term. They sold their biggest sources of red ink to a possible future competitor. It will take years for Tata to recover from their mistake.

    1. Re:They are keeping Opal because they need it by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 1

      Good point about Ford :)

      The Saab thing makes no sense to me - there's almost no dealer network, and they had a few niche manufacturers interested in it. Seems like it would have been some of something, instead of all of nothing. Saturn, yeah, although I was a little surprised the Penkse deal fell through.

  78. GM drove the company into the ground by guacamole · · Score: 1

    There is no doubt that SAAB of the 90s could not exist on its own. It was too small to be able to compete effectively with companies like BMW, Volvo, or the Japanese. However, back then it was not completely hopeless. The one who really drove this brand into the ground was GM. They simply starved the company of R&D funding, or engines, or genuine platforms, and engaged instead of stupid, blatant brand engineering, thus alienating hardcore Saab fans without attracting any new customers.

    Consider this, in the whole 10 years or so under GM management, the only truly new Saab was the current 9-3. The old 9-3 was a continuation of a 1990s Saab 900. But the most outrageous problem with Saab's product lineup is that GM refused to update Saab's flagship product the Saab 9-5 for about 10 years. Instead, they did a slight resking in mid-2000s hoping that this would be enough. But that was not enough. Saab 9-5 was not competitive even in year 2000. Instead of bring real new product, GM management decided to rebadge the the Subaru Impreza and sell it as a Saab 9-2. Then also reskinned a Chevy Trail Blazer and tried to sell it as Saab 9-7 instead of trying to fund the development of Saab's own CUV concept car which existed as a paper drawing since early years of this decade. Frankly, if you look at Saab's decline under GM, it's not different from what we were seeing happening to Ford, Mercury, Chevy, and Pontiac. That is the "American" was of doing car business. Buying multiple brands, rebadging 15 year old designs and trying to sell them under 5 different brand names, etc. This is why GM ended up going bankrupt this year.

  79. It's a rev range issue by DG · · Score: 1

    As you spin the motor faster, the physical time available to fill the cylinder and light it off gets shorter and shorter.

    And at high loads, you need larger amounts of fuel as well. So at high engine speeds and high power outputs, you need to cram in a whole lot of fuel and air and you don't have much time to do it.

    Not a problem with a gas motor, because the ignition event is a spark and all the fuel/air mixing is done upstream of the cylinder.

    For a diesel though, ignition is through air compression and the ignition event is triggered by the injection of fuel into the superheated combustion chamber.

    Because the mixture fires as soon as you start the injection event, high motor speeds require VERY fast injection times. This translates into very high injection pressures.

    Until recently, there were practical limits on how high this injection pressure could be - which in turn limited max engine RPM to around 3500 RPM.

    Big trucks can get around this by running multi-gear transmissions. If you have 18+ gears, it doesn't matter if your rev range is 2000 RPM. It may take 3 shifts to cross an intersection, but that's not a big deal. Plus you can fine-tune road speed to the efficiency peak in the rev range and save fuel.

    But in an automotive environment, you get somewhere between 4 and 6 transmission gears. Depending on the torque curve of the engine and the number and spacing of the gears, something is going to have to give somewhere, and a low-power, inexpensive car is going to use narrowly-spaced gears and less of them. I had an '88 Jetta naturally aspirated diesel (4 cyl, 4 speed) that had a top speed of 110 km/h in a dead fall.

    If you turbocharge and spend more money, you can spread the gear ratios out and have more of them, and that helps a lot. My 2002 Dodge Cummins turbo-diesel (500 ft/lbs of torque) has 6 speeds, and tops out at about 125 km/h. It would be even faster, but I specified a low rear gear for towing purposes.

    But here's the thing - that motor was a $10,000 option. That truck was $70k brand new, where the gassers were much cheaper.

    DG

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    1. Re:It's a rev range issue by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Until recently, there were practical limits on how high this injection pressure could be - which in turn limited max engine RPM to around 3500 RPM.

      MBZ 650.917 (did I get that right?) 170hp/170ft-lb 3.0l L5 turbo diesels (typ. Garrett T0301 turbocharger @11psi) redline at 4700 rpm. It's possible because of the small cylinders and prechamber design. However my International-Navistar 7.3l V8 diesel redlines more like 3500, as you say... but it is also an IDI prechamber design. The only thing I'm sure of is that the Bosch injection pump on the Mercedes is much better-designed than the Stanadyne unit on the V8. Both are cooled solely by fuel flow, though, which seems like a big mistake to me in both cases. It's especially stupid on the V8, because the injection pump sits in the valley right behind the timing gear. In the mercedes, the pump is on the opposite side from the manifolds and turbo. I suspect the only real difference which led to the lower redline on the big diesel is that the parts are bigger and sloppier; 3 liters into 5 cylinders is much more graceful than 7.3 liters into 8. V8s are pretty good on vibration, but nowhere near as good as inline fives.

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  80. What a crap by Werrismys · · Score: 1

    The fact that after 341 replys I found no matches for "saabists" or "homos" or "cheapshots" tells its grim tale. From a Finnish perspective, totally objective! SAAB cost more than Datsuns and other japs in the early 80s in Finland. They were bought by homos with attitude problems, who could not afford a BMW or a Mercedes-Benz. So they assholed their merry way around our highways, feeling superior, driving their gay swedish abominations. Owning a SAAB mean "I HAVE MONEY" or "LOOK HONEY; I DRIVE LIKE A DRUNKEN GAY TURKEY", usually both. Fuck you, SAAB, and good riddance. SAAB did one interesting post-war jet fighter, the Tunnan (wikipedia for it). SAAB dying is an end of an era - twilight of a socialdemocratic nation.

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  81. And nobody should care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck American car companies. I feel for Saab, but I love seeing GM circle the drain. Lets just hope our dumb-shit government doesn't bail them out next time.

  82. Stop feeding European parasites by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    The only money making division of GM is the USA and China. The entire company turn red because of all the money funneled to Europe to support their "operations", fully covered health care and 30-hour work week. Not just GM, but many American companies as well.

    Unfortunately, this will not change due to the white man. Only a fundamental change of U.S. government will solve the problem they faced.

  83. For those that know... by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1

    I drive a 120,000mile Saab 9-5 late 01 MY02 Aero Estate Auto (Manual's were too rare thus expensive). It has 250BHP from a 2.3litre petrol engine. I love it. It is the best car I have had. I have treated it rough because I bought cheap second hand.

    Nobody has mentioned the iconic cup holder...simple, elegant, functional...
    Nobody mentioned the dimming of the cockpit for night driving...
    How about the auto leveling suspension?
    How about the most comfortable seats of ANY car.

    I long and hope for Saab's return...

    Karem

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  84. GM's secret plan by JBaustian · · Score: 1

    GM would like to sell the company, BUT... it wants to limit the technology transfer to the new owners AND it does not want the new company to compete against GM's other brands.

    This is why the Saturn deal with Penske fell through, and why GM and Magna International eventually did not come to an agreement over Opel/Vauxhall.

    GM wanted to sell Saturn and Saab, cash the checks, then turn around and destroy the companies so it could sell more Chevrolets and Buicks. Koeniggsegg and Penske figured this out in time, I am not sure of Spyker really understands what is going on.

  85. who cares about saab what about pontiac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares about saab? Pontiac had a much cooler heritage and actually still sold a shitton of cars. Although the Pontiac brand is nothing like what it used to be.

  86. By Neruos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A better product does not equal a better profit. People need to understand that Capitialism is at the sole mercy of the consumer and like all consumers, someone's fancy 1 day can be completely different the next. It's not all about supply and demand, sure that model worked 500 years ago, but it's a double edge sword.

  87. Eheh, where is the american Beetle by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Explain please why disney used a german car and spielberg a british car then?

    Where is the Jaguar E-type? Where is the american Mini-cooper? And I could go on and on. US cars just don't compete.

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    1. Re:Eheh, where is the american Beetle by modecx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I won't deny that Europe has iconic cars. American icons, however, were mostly cars of the people, in that if you had a modest job, you could probably afford to buy it (at least the version with modest trim leve) in your lifetime. i.e. Middle Class people. Iconic European cars, however were (and are) mostly (with rare exception) items which could be afforded only by the wealthy.

      Examples: when I think iconic American car I think Mustang, Camaro, GTO, Corvette, Classic AMC, Buicks, Plymouths etc. Most were relatively affordable late 50's-60's and 70's models with Muscle and personality. This market segment didn't really exist in Europe--or alternatively little attempt was made to fill it.

      VW/Mini/MG/Triumph/Fiat/Alfa/Peugeot etc... All made interesting cars in their own right, but they just don't get the blood pumping the same as American muscle, and aren't as memorable to *us*. Even now, the currency to buy a value-priced compact car in Europe could buy a more fun, if slightly handicapped copy of an American classic... And the market lessons here have forced manufacturers to really step up in the quality department.

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  88. re: porsche 911 _understeer_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe in the bizarro universe...or in reverse;-)

  89. SAAB 900/99 by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    I used to rallye SAAB 900's. Great cars, despite their weird shapes. Had one with over 250k on the original turbo.

    Not bad for cars with an old triumph derivative motor.

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  90. Close... by BancBoy · · Score: 1

    You would encounter the same problem if Ford had re-badged the Mazda RX-8 as a "Mustang".

    How about if they had rebadged a Ford as a Jaguar? Oh wait...

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  91. The question is... by BancBoy · · Score: 1

    Excuse me???

    I'm 6'2" with size 11 feet, and I can comfortably sit inside my 1979 Triumph Spitfire roadster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph_Spitfire). Cars don't come much smaller than this...!

    How many of you 6'2" tall, size 11-12 feet guys can we fit into a VW Bug? I think I've seen it done at the circus.

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  92. 007 by BancBoy · · Score: 1

    ...james bond has never driven a saab in any of the films nor have any other supporting characters - in fact, short of some obscure background traffic cameo which i've yet to identify, the *only* appearance of a saab in the body of 007 canon were a handful of early-nineties novels...

    That 900 Turbo was badass, particularly in Icebreaker.
    It was a few years back, maybe he remembers it wrong and his dad did special effects for the car in the book. :)

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  93. Jaguar or Mazda??? by BancBoy · · Score: 1

    I always thought it deeply peculiar that Gardner's Bond drove a Saab 900 Turbo in the 1980s. Saab also did a tie-in promotion. Surely Gardner could have given the poor bastard a Jaguar, though. Or something sporty like a Mazda.

    That would have worked out real well in Icebreaker... Did you think the VP70 or the ASP 9mm was too utilitarian? Should Gardner have given Bond a pimp gun?

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  94. WRONG by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    The seatbelt was patented in the US in 1885. Mercedes started in 1886.

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  95. Saab has long been destroyed by GM by Shompol · · Score: 1

    http://www.edmunds.com/saab/97x/review.html

    This is just the conclusion

  96. yep by zogger · · Score: 1

    Always thought one of these would be slick

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Schwimmwagen

    too bad no one ever made kit car knock offs for those

    Long time ago I thought about trying to do a mod to my
    VW bus to make it amphibious, by having two crank down pontoons on the roof, driving, they look like you are carrying two canoes, then down at the boat ramp you could just crank them down and lock them in place. Turn the thing into a sort of trimaran once it went into the water in other words. Never got past the sketching stage though.

  97. i'm confused by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    is this a twist on the austria/ australia joke?

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  98. Missing the point by frenchgates · · Score: 1

    It's not the handling it's the whole package. The 900/93 is an awesome everything car with huge cargo area, decent mileage and the feel of a luxury sports car. What else offers that?

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  99. curious...what about the planes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SAAB still makes planes. Notably the recent Gripen (spelling), pretty sure that was the one, the swedish AF adopted in the past few years, along with many other countries looking at it for a cheap multirole fighter. Was the SSAB car division split off, or did GM aquire teh entire corporation? SAAB has a long history in the aero world of quality, im curious if thats dying too with this decision.