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Scientists To Breed the Auroch From Extinction

ImNotARealPerson writes "Scientists in Italy are hoping to breed back from extinction the mighty auroch, a bovine species which has been extinct since 1627. The auroch weighed 2,200 pounds (1000kg) and its shoulders stood at 6'6". The beasts once roamed most of Asia and northern Africa. The animal was depicted in cave paintings and Julius Caesar described it as being a little less in size than an elephant. A member of the Consortium for Experimental Biotechnology suggests that 99% of the auroch's DNA can be recreated from genetic material found in surviving bone material. Wikipedia mentions that researchers in Poland are working on the same problem."

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  1. Yum by ari_j · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It sounds delicious.

    1. Re:Yum by millennial · · Score: 1

      JINX.

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    2. Re:Yum by Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wonder what it tastes like?

      [*Gets in line first*]

    3. Re:Yum by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      Chicken.

    4. Re:Yum by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

      Bring it back so that we can eat it to extinction like the carrier piegon.

    5. Re:Yum by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm. What would the ancestor of all domestic cattle taste like. Hmm.

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    6. Re:Yum by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Beef actually, but thanks for playing!

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    7. Re:Yum by Fjodor42 · · Score: 1

      Not likely, since it's believed to be the ancestor of modern cows, so my guess would be "even tastier" :-)

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    8. Re:Yum by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the redundant mod. I hate getting those when I couldn't have known that I was second in line.

    9. Re:Yum by camperslo · · Score: 1

      If they're considering the possibility of the Auroch being used for food (I guess it was before if it was hunted so much), it's fair to ask what advantages it might have over modern cattle.
      Specifically I'm wondering about the carbon footprint per pound of meat, milk etc.

      Can industry be trusted to act responsibly? I was shocked to learn how far a large cattle operation in California went to alter what was being taught (or wasn't) at a University well know for Agriculture.

      http://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/story/983620.html

    10. Re:Yum by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Given it's size and non-domesticity, I'd guess more like bison than modern beef.

    11. Re:Yum by obarthelemy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think that's the point... they're doing it 'coz they can.

      I'm holding out for dinosaurs myself... or the dodo bird. An oversize gazelle doesn't sound like much fun.

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    12. Re:Yum by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Gamey and tough.

    13. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      It's a sad day for slashdot when an obvious troll is marked neither funny, troll, or flamebait, and only insightful and informative.

    14. Re:Yum by Happy-R-BOB · · Score: 1

      Yum gotta get me some Meef Tacos! They're so good, they're extinct! I bet it will be a limited time offer too.

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    15. Re:Yum by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what a huge load of bull!

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    16. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bring it back so that we can eat it to extinction like the carrier piegon.

      You must be French. There is a pie chart and a polygon, but you cannot mate them to create a piegon,
      and even if you could, it would be a bad idea because as soon as you'd say "piegon", you'd get a
      collective "Oh, F**K, NO!!! Now there's no more pie left for me!" At a conference presentation
      "piegon" might be your last words, so start evolving by learning to spell better or you, too, will
      go the auroch way.

    17. Re:Yum by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's mentioned in the article, though in the case of the Nazis' attempt they made something to look a bit like them rather than have a similar genetic makeup as in this case.

    18. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That won't matter soon.
      Since there is a huge divide between Beef and Chicken lovers, eventually some smart guy is going to come along and create Chickeef.
      All the richness of beef, and all the good of chicken.

      It'll be the best thing since Best Of Both breads, or as i like to call it, Sepia Bread.

    19. Re:Yum by vilms · · Score: 0

      Wow, tasty AND you can wash your hands in it?

    20. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should try to post something which actually adds to the conversation, instead of obvious drivel which twenty other people are probably already thinking.

    21. Re:Yum by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      Or how about Beefen?

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    22. Re:Yum by machine321 · · Score: 1

      Can industry be trusted to act responsibly?

      No, unless it increases short-term value for its stockholders.

    23. Re:Yum by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      I think you will find it is called bicken!

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    24. Re:Yum by Stooshie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you do standup in clubs anywhere.

      I'll try and avoid them

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    25. Re:Yum by dasmoo · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of ideas where you can say the Nazis did this already, some good, some kinda evil.

    26. Re:Yum by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, being delicious may make them go from being extict->recreated->common. Look at the mighty buffalo of the midwest. They were on the edge of extiction until they were commercially marketed, which made it viable to raise them as livestock, which made their numbers swell. In many parts of central USA you can buy buffalo meat, which many say is very lean and good tasting.

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    27. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what IS the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

    28. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you havent seen the matrix.

    29. Re:Yum by robinstar1574 · · Score: 0

      From historical accounts, it tastes similar to whale.

    30. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not likely, since it's believed to be the ancestor of modern cows, so my guess would be "even tastier" :-)

      I suspect not. Consider the premise put forth in Darwin's famous treatise, Oregano on Species , that all food evolves from lower forms of food -- often described as "survival of the tastiest". Aurochs would have been conserved if they tasted better than domestic cattle; their having been hunted to extinction is evidence that they were not as tasty, and were exterminated to free up more grazing room for better-tasting animals. Admittedly, this could have been an artifact of the less-sophisticated culinary techniques of the period; chefs familiar with the techniques and seasonings of Texas or Kansas City barbecue would likely have been able to produce a much more delectable meal from aurochs than medieval cooks, for whom spices not grown locally were rare and expensive, and who lacked ingredients such as the tomato.

    31. Re:Yum by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      I think you are confused with the passenger pigeon.

    32. Re:Yum by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Or they were hunted to extinction because their tasty meat caused addiction.

    33. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as good as penguin though.

    34. Re:Yum by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I'll put my bet on "wild and rangy" flavor. More like buffalo (American Bison) than like today's cows.

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    35. Re:Yum by elrous0 · · Score: 0

      According to historical reports, it tasted like chicken...a chicken eaten by a skunk which then died, rotted, and was in turn eaten by a vulture, digested, and shit out onto a pile of dog feces. In other words, it tasted pretty much like a modern McDonalds burger.

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    36. Re:Yum by ari_j · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bison are from the genus Bison. Buffalo are apparently from the geni Syncerus (African buffalo) or Bubalus (water buffalo and its smaller cousins). But since they are all from the Bovinae subfamily and "buffalo" includes more than one genus, I personally don't see why it's so incorrect to refer to the bison as the American buffalo.

    37. Re:Yum by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Bring it back so that we can eat it to extinction like the carrier piegon.

      You mean to tell me this world has NO CARRIER??
      +++

    38. Re:Yum by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      One is smelly, dirty, and awful to look at. The other isn't located in New York.

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    39. Re:Yum by AmazingChicken · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Heh heh Bull that's funny.

    40. Re:Yum by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> Wonder what it tastes like?

      Reportedly it tastes a bit like Spotted Owl with just a hint of Bald Eagle.

    41. Re:Yum by AmazingChicken · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Dangerous, delicious AND low cholesterol.

    42. Re:Yum by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      They were on the edge of extiction until they were commercially marketed,

      Er, not quite. They were on the verge of extinction because of the wholesale slaughter for their hides due in large part to poachers as well as the railroads who wanted to use the land. Their meat was rarely used by the white man.

      It was thanks to Teddy Roosevelt and his making Yellowstone the first national park, that the buffalo survived at all. One of the first wardens, Buffalo Jones, used his own ranch in Nebraska to bring buffalo back to Yellowstone and breed with the remaining 500 or so (Roosevelt's estimate).

      For reference

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    43. Re:Yum by charlesj68 · · Score: 1

      I have had buffalo steaks and buffalo burgers in over a dozen different restaurants, and "wild and rangy" are not adjectives I would have chosen to describe the experience.

    44. Re:Yum by nizo · · Score: 1

      Unless of course they went extinct because they were the tastiest!

    45. Re:Yum by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      Chicken?

    46. Re:Yum by edrobinson · · Score: 1

      You know damn well it tastes like chicken!

    47. Re:Yum by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      A problem with a lot of buffalo today is that it is grown on ranches in a similar fashion to cows. Thus, while they are more athletic as animals than the typical cow (and we end up with less fat, more meat), they are not going to be as gamy as a deer or bear.

    48. Re:Yum by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Bison are from the genus Bison. Buffalo are apparently from the geni

      Pedanticness: "genus" is third declension, like "opus", and so the plural is "genera" (cf "opera").

      The "-us" ending does resemble first declension, which does take "-i" for the nominative plural ending, but it's third instead.

    49. Re:Yum by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Damn. I'm usually the Latin pedant and knew I was wrong this morning but was in too much of a hurry to think of why. You are, of course, quite correct. That said, while we're engaging in pedantry, I don't believe that pedanticness is a word. :)

    50. Re:Yum by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Fine. Pedanticity ;-)

    51. Re:Yum by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I'm just very careful with forms of 'pedant' because of the off chance that I might accidentally stumble into a word that looks like it has that as its root but in reality comes from 'pederast'. And as much as I enjoy being the former, I have no connection whatever to the latter. =)

    52. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just the Midwest. I know there are a few restaurants in the DC area that serve buffalo meat (Ted's Montana Grill in Crystal City is the best), and I've also seen it in New England. Good buffalo meat is lean and delicious and plenty tender, but it can be tough and chewy if you don't get the really good stuff.

    53. Re:Yum by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      They were on the edge of extiction until they were commercially marketed,

      Er, not quite. They were on the verge of extinction because of the wholesale slaughter for their hides due in large part to poachers as well as the railroads who wanted to use the land. Their meat was rarely used by the white man.

      And yet their numbers were still very low and their population confined to a single area until they were commercially marketed for their meat. Reading comprehension is a terrible thing to waste.

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    54. Re:Yum by oracleofbargth · · Score: 1

      Finally, an explanation for what happened to the woolly mammoth.

    55. Re:Yum by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Yellowstone National Park was established by the U.S. Congress and signed into law by President Ulysses S. Grant, as a national park on March 1, 1872.

      Theodore Roosevelt became president in 1901.

    56. Re:Yum by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Precisely. 40 years ago, I had "beefalo" from a restaurant near home which bred and raised their own "buffalo". The flavor was nearly identical to the beef that Mother bought at Kroger's. There was just a hint of something different about the meat.

      Since then, I've eaten real buffalo raised in almost natural conditions on western ranches. The meat is quite different from what the supermarket sells.

      Those Aurochs probably don't taste like bison - but I'm convinced that they'll be more like our buffalo than they will be like domestic cattle. ESPECIALLY if they are allowed to range freely, and choose their own diet.

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    57. Re:Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see a few problems:
      - first you need to group those genes in just one cell
      - then you need to succeed in making a viable animal.
      - actually you'll need to do the above many times before you succeed (previous attempt I heard of on another species, around 400 cells were created, none of them made an animal living more than a day.
      - then you need to create several of them, a male and a female if you want them to have babies ...
      - and if we have 99% of the auroch genes, what is it going to look like?
                        Remember, the chimp has about 99% of the human genes ...

      Bottom line, is I don't think I'll eat auroch meat before I die. And they should focus on saving dying species (plenty to choose from).

    58. Re:Yum by sysadmn · · Score: 1

      Hmm. What would the ancestor of all domestic cattle taste like. Hmm.

      Chicken?

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  2. Sweet! by millennial · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I bet they're delicious.

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  3. What could possibly go wrong... by sgauss · · Score: 0

    Jurassic Park edition!

    1. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is it that every time something neat in biology comes up, the first thing everyone says is 'What could possibly go wrong' implying, of course, that something exceptionally negative will come about as a result of it? Jeepers, this thing only died out four centuries ago. They're not going to hunt you down in trained squads.

    2. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      The force is weak in this one. Snigger.

    3. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clever girl, Bessie...

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    4. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by omfgnosis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jurassic Park needn't be taken literally for it to be a good parable about why we should be concerned that toying with life and death can have unforeseen consequences.

    5. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Toying with life? Do you mean like what we do with vaccines that stop disease, medicines that cure, or plant breeding that feeds the world? Even brewing beer and baking bread could be considered 'toying with life.' No one's saying to be reckless, but you've got to admit toying with life has brought a hell of a lot more benefit than harm.

      Jurassic Park was a good movie, but a parable? My arse! Why is it that so many movies have some mad scientists killing people with their crazed experiments, but you never see the movie about people starving to death or succumbing to preventable/curable diseases because the scientists didn't do the research?

      What if people like Norman Borlaug or Edward Jenner didn't 'toy with nature?' It wouldn't be a very pretty sight, would it? I for one like it when we toy with life.

    6. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ooh. Ah. That's how it's starts. Then comes the running and the screaming."

    7. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Olé!

    8. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Honestly I blame Jurassic Park and Michael Chrichton for spreading false and completely useless tales about science gone wrong. He's the reason its hard to work on cloning things and any number of other supposedly taboo subjects of which the general populace's only knowledge comes from patently false pulp mulched out by him and others like him.

    9. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by IrquiM · · Score: 3, Funny

      That depends on in which animal they find the missing 1% DNA

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    10. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 3, Informative

      As it turns out if you recall the very popular series "Sliders", that explores scenarios where the scientists didn't do that sort of research in alternate earths. Very interesting stuff, we need more of that sort of entertainment, espscially with its emphasis on non violence.

    11. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bovines? Bringing an extinct species back to life? Being hunted down might not be completely off the cards.

    12. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that emo bitch mary shelley

    13. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      What could possibly go wrong' implying, of course, that something exceptionally negative will come about as a result of it?

      How about Aurochs with lasers on their heads?

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    14. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      Actually in this case it was the second thing everyone said. The first (usually taking second place) was, "I wonder what they taste like."

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    15. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by zwei2stein · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... but you never see the movie about people starving to death or succumbing to preventable/curable diseases because the scientists didn't do the research? ...

      There are.

      But usually, people who die to preventable diseases are displayed as heroes for sticking with their belief system. Martyrdom meme is strong.

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    16. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by ericlondaits · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing their farts contain a surprising amount of methane and they singlehandedly double the amount of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, bringing forth the apocalypse while unassumingly chewing grass in the fields.

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    17. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by hey! · · Score: 1

      'Toying with life' is one valuable definition of 'life'.

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    18. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that so many movies have some mad scientists killing people with their crazed experiments, but you never see the movie about people starving to death or succumbing to preventable/curable diseases because the scientists didn't do the research?

      Because the latter makes for a terrible date movie. Nobody got laid the night they took their sweetie to see Schindler's List.

    19. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's ironic that some of the people who rant the loudest against humans "playing God" by choosing to discontinue life-support or terminating a pregnancy have no problems with putting someone on life-support to begin with (defying what would seem a rather obvious decision by "God" that the person is ready to die) or engaging in the most "God-like" act of all: willfully creating a new life. It's not so much that they object to people playing God, rather they object to people making God-like decisions that disagree with their own.

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    20. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Details matter.

      You actually *can* learn something useful in a way from considering the Jurassic Park story. Consider this: the T. rex was awesome, *cool* even. The raptors were terrifying. The little venom spitting dinosaur was the worst.

      If you think about it, that's actually a fairly reasonable reaction. Which of the animals would be a potential problem for people if they were reconstructed? The T. rex is huge, easy to spot, and probably needs an enormous geographic range to itself to survive. If a breeding pair escaped, they'd have almost no chance of establishing a stable population, even if people left them alone.

      The raptors on the other hand might have a chance. The range for a single T. rex probably would support a good sized band of them. But they probably wouldn't be hard to hunt down. They're still pretty big and would be easy to track down. As formidable as they are, they wouldn't be a match for a squad of human commandos.

      It's that little spitting dinosaur that you'd have to look out for. If a breeding pair escaped, they'd be all over the place and you'd never be able to eradicate them.

      The smaller an individual organism is and the less resources it requires to maintain itself in breeding condition, the harder it is to eradicate. Insects the the fire ant, the japanese beetle, or the asian tiger mosquito pretty much can't be stopped once they start breeding in a hospitable environment. Microorganisms are the very hardest. Unless they have a very narrow habitat (e.g. pathogens that infect humans only), you can't even begin to contain their geographic spread; even then it's hard.

      In any case, if you read the book, the real screwups werent't he scientists. They were the systems engineers who relied too much on the resumptions in the requirements spec.

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    21. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Jurassic Park is just one example of many. People have countless idiotic notions about "cloning" that have nothing to do with Chrichton's fiction (e.g. it'll lead to overpopulation, a clone will know everything the original does). There's a whole lot of Hollywood (and just plain ignorance about biology) to blame.

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    22. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, since they have 99% of the DNA, they're golden! That last 1% couldn't possibly control something like rampant breeding, accelerated maturation, and a real hankering for the taste of human brains.

      Wait, that sounds like a great movie idea ... forget I said anything.

    23. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by domatic · · Score: 1

      Except of course when they are allowing their children to die. Then they're generally seen as negligent.

    24. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But my parrot is no more; it is an EX-parrot. Ni!

    25. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      You neglect to consider all the kids inspired into biology and genetics, archaeology & palentology, and chaos and fractals (ok that guy sucked) and 'It's a Unix system' and off I fly into the filesystem! (ok you might have a point...)

    26. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by The+Hooloovoo · · Score: 1

      Do you know who else tried to bring back aurochs?

      That's right, Hitler!

    27. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Domestication of animals, selective breeding, these are ancient practices that go back further than agriculture, which is the breeding of plants. Considering that humans have been successfully "toying" with life for some 10 millenia and more, I'd say there's probably nothing disastrous with it. Heck, many modern day cow species were selectively bred from aurochsen.

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    28. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      Not in the sense meant. It was meant as a secular version of the phrase "playing god", which still carries its meaning in its secular form. That is, in no sense, a definition of "life".

    29. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      "Toying with life? Do you mean like what we do with vaccines that stop disease, medicines that cure, or plant breeding that feeds the world? "

      To a certain extent (and lesser or greater depending on which item I'm addressing), yes. But if I'm supposed to play along and blindly accept that those you listed are universally "good" (rather than themselves having unforeseen consequences), I'd argue that there is a big difference between the aurochs story and all of those items (with the exception that in recent times we've begun creating new species of plants).

      "Jurassic Park was a good movie, but a parable? My arse!"

      Well if you shout it, it must be true!

      "Why is it that so many movies have some mad scientists killing people with their crazed experiments"

      They needn't be "mad".

      "but you never see the movie about people starving to death or succumbing to preventable/curable diseases because the scientists didn't do the research?"

      Because artists tend to make metaphors that are simpler than the subjects of their metaphors? I don't know. I'm not a filmmaker, not my problem. If you want to see that film, make it happen. But that doesn't change the fact that Jurassic Park—as a metaphor for extreme intervention into the life and death of species, in any way—does provide some insight into the dangers of that practice.

      "Norman Borlaug"

      Perhaps without his work the Mexican economy wouldn't have been so vulnerable to "free trade", disrupting fewer small-scale farmers and relegating less of the Mexican economy to export for increasingly concentrated profits? We'd perhaps see fewer Mexicans displaced as a consequence of this, and maybe even a less potent anti-immigrant sentiment in the US as a consequence of that. But it's hard to know, no one can predict alternate realities too accurately.

      "Edward Jenner"

      Hard to say. But you'll note that I set vaccinations aside in my earlier response, pointing out that this is a wholly different class of "toying with life" than I meant when discussing the invention and introduction of whole new species.

    30. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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    32. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Ugh, playing God, that has got to be one of the most annoying overused phrases out there. I'm about as Christian as they come, and once I get out of college I want to go into genetic engineering, so that phrase pisses me off twice over. From a theological point of view, it's presumptive, arrogant, and illogical. From a scientific point of view, obviously it holds no weight, but usually it makes even less sense when evidence is considered. I was talking to someone about the Rainbow papaya (the genetically engineered strain that saved the Hawaiian papaya industry by having papaya ringspot virus genes inserted into it), and the reaction I was getting was, 'Oh, that's dangerous, it has virus DNA in it.' My response was most things do have foreign viral DNA in them, including heirloom seeds and humans (after a few million years of evolution, that stuff starts to accumulate). The response to that fact? Goddidit, so that's totally different. Facepalm.

    33. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      usually, people who die to preventable diseases are displayed as heroes for sticking with their belief system.
      Like in Steel Magnolias. Saying that Julia Roberts' character deserved to die tends not to win points with the ladies.

    34. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The real question is -- what will they do to the existing ecosystem? they're not the only animal that's either gone extinct or changed its range. What about the predators and plant life and other organisms, not to mention the watershed, that reintroducing such an animal will impact?

      This was not well-examined prior to reintroducing wolves in the Yellowstone area, and now they're a problem, not only to domestic livestock but also to other wild species (there is some thought that the new wolf population could exterminate the elk within a couple generations, at their present rate of unchecked population growth).

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    35. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "The smaller an individual organism is and the less resources it requires to maintain itself in breeding condition, the harder it is to eradicate."

      Excellent point.

      A possible corollary worth considering: the more macro the impact, the more micro changes it will engender as other organisms adapt and fill the new niches, and therefore the more insidious the unintended effects.

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    36. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same could be said of calling them "the ladies".

    37. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by howe.chris · · Score: 0

      http://www.amazon.com/Ancestor-Novel-Scott-Sigler/dp/0307406334/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246459434&sr=8-1 Ancestor: "...scientists struggle to solve the problem of xenotransplantation -- using animal tissue to replace failing human organs. Funded by the biotech firm Genada, Dr. Claus Rhumkorrf seeks to recreate the ancestor of all mammals. By getting back to the root of our creation, Rhumkorrf hopes to create an animal with human internal organs. Rhumkorrf discovers the ancestor, but it is not the small, harmless creature he envisions. His genius gives birth to a fast-growing evil that nature eradicated 250 million years ago -- an evil now on the loose, and very, very hungry."

    38. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you what... They might not taste good!

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    39. Re:What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's that little spitting dinosaur that you'd have to look out for.

      Yeah, especially because they'd prey on slashdotters.

  4. 99%? by telomerewhythere · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know it's no longer accurate, but for the longest geneticists thought humans and chimps were 99% similar genetically.... but there does seem to be a gulf...

    OTOH, in unrelated cow developments, (not new) is the Super Cow

    1. Re:99%? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Maybe it a bit like a linux system running gimp and a linux system running mplayer are 99% identical if you count the kernel, libc, etc.

    2. Re:99%? by thatbox · · Score: 1

      I don't understand; could you perhaps make the subject more relatable by using a car analogy instead?

    3. Re:99%? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Your Saab and my Subaru are 99% the same because they are exactly same car...wait...

    4. Re:99%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big deal. apt-get has had Super Cow powers for years.

    5. Re:99%? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      The super cow is not new at all - apt has had it for ages.

      meersjo@soulcake-duck:~$ apt-get help
      [...]
                             This APT has Super Cow Powers.
      meersjo@soulcake-duck:~$ apt-get moo
               (__)
               (oo)
         /------\/
        / |    ||
      /\---/\
          ~~   ~~
      ...."Have you mooed today?"...

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    6. Re:99%? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Looks like both a large bovine, and one that has the double muscling gene. (Which also occurs in other species -- humans, dogs, and I believe also mice.)

      A whippet with double muscling is a bizarre sight.

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    7. Re:99%? by brit74 · · Score: 1

      I know it's no longer accurate, but for the longest geneticists thought humans and chimps were 99% similar genetically.... but there does seem to be a gulf...

      If scientists have 99% of the DNA, then presumably they would fill-in the missing 1% of DNA from a similar animal. (If there were any doubts about which cow is most similar, they could do a DNA comparison.) If the closest animal is 99% similar, then they'd be able to reconstruct the original DNA with 99.99% accuracy. The only incorrect segments of DNA would be within the missing 1% of the original Auroch DNA *and* where the closest relative differed from the Auroch version.

    8. Re:99%? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Looks like both a large bovine, and one that has the double muscling gene. (Which also occurs in other species -- humans, dogs, and I believe also mice.)

      A whippet with double muscling is a bizarre sight.

      For audience members with a poor grasp on dog breeds:

      This is a whippet. This is a double-muscled whippet.

      It's a mutation, but sadly the whippet has been turned down for the X-Men on the grounds that it's female and only huge-muscled males are accepted as superheroes. Females must have the related huge-boobs-and-no-waist gene.

    9. Re:99%? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Haha, yeah, and that's exactly the picture I had in mind :)

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    10. Re:99%? by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      If I could, I'd mod you informative. Thanks

      diploid for mammals...

    11. Re:99%? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Haha, yeah, and that's exactly the picture I had in mind :)

      Probably the funniest of them, though there's others. (Including on bodybuilding sites, I shouldn't wonder.) Was tempted to do a "This is your dog, this is your dog on drugs." joke but seems cruel to make fun of a genetic condition by likening it to steroid use. Because the dog may read Slashdot and feel hurt, right...?

    12. Re:99%? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I dunno.. think how much less work you'd have to do to win the Mr.Olympia contest!

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    13. Re:99%? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Welcome. Check out the article and more pics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_muscling

      Some Pit Bulls appear to have the double muscling gene too (it isn't truly correct for the breed, but a lot of people like the bully look).

      Just occurred to me to wonder if the "9 stone weakling" look (which, alas, I have) is a related issue -- that is, folks like myself who just don't build muscle no matter what we do. I do physical work every day, but I still look like a roadkill!

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  5. Is 99% enough? by ustolemyname · · Score: 2, Informative

    See, given that our genetic similarity so many known animals is at least 95%, would 99% of the dna really be enough to recreate the animal? It appears as though small differences (1% of a very large number of genes is a large number of genes) are sufficient to make a new species, or, most likely, a non-functioning animal.

    Would love to be proved wrong.

    1. Re:Is 99% enough? by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Informative

      Considering that the aurochs is the ancestor of all domestic cattle, it just *might* be possible to come up with viable substitutes for the missing 1%.

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    2. Re:Is 99% enough? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Presumably, it depends on which 99% they've recovered. If it includes all or most of the genes that make an aurochs an aurochs rather than Bessie, they're good to go.

      Also, TFA says they're not trying to create an aurochs genome de novo. They're carefully breeding modern cattle to try to get a genome that's as close as possible to the reconstructed aurochs genome. So the intermediate generations may not be aurochs, exactly, but they won't be nonviable; they'll just be different breeds of cow.

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    3. Re:Is 99% enough? by ustolemyname · · Score: 1

      Cool, thanks for sharing your insight (also: article reading talent).

    4. Re:Is 99% enough? by rockNme2349 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They can just fill in the missing 1% with frog DNA.

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    5. Re:Is 99% enough? by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      It's not inconceivable that the differences between the missing 1% and that 1% taken from domestic cattle would lead a species which would otherwise integrate with its habitat to become invasive or destructive. It's also not inconceivable that it would weaken the species and lead to its eventual re-extinction. It's also not inconceivable that there's all sorts of other possibilities no one will consider before doing it.

    6. Re:Is 99% enough? by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a fucking cow, for chrissakes, and a big one. We're not talking weirdo Eurasian frogs in or some strange aquatic algae. At worst it might be competition for any other Eurasian wild bovines (not that there are a lot of those left anywhere). But this beasty has only been extinct about 400 or 500 years, and is close enough to megafauna that I doubt anything has really filled its shoes, except for all the domestic animals we've put there.

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    7. Re:Is 99% enough? by hughperkins · · Score: 1

      Or human DNA. What could possibly go wrong? :-P

    8. Re:Is 99% enough? by hldn · · Score: 2

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCzhTHWUGw0

      and not just regular cows. giant auroch schwarzenegger cows.

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    9. Re:Is 99% enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't there an article a while ago about 8% of human DNA being from viruses? While it isn't that simple (some DNA is new, other just has been modified...), 99% similar DNA could bring them closer to aurochs than we are to humans who lived a few thousand years ago.

    10. Re:Is 99% enough? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The Aurochs is extinct there is no DNA to compare to, what you will get is yet another variant of Heck Cattle, i.e. another breed of cattle

      You cannot "breed back" to an extinct species, what you will get at best is an animal similar in most respects to the original, but since the original died out so long ago there is very little information left about it ....

      Guesswork plus a discredited theory does not equal resurrection of an extinct species

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    11. Re:Is 99% enough? by Xest · · Score: 2, Informative

      More to the point, even if they can the question is how much DNA they can salvage from different individual members of the species.

      The problem with ressurecting a species with cloning and DNA techniques like this is not simply a case of bringing one animal back, but that you need to bring multiple animals back all from different recovered DNA sources.

      The reason for this is because creating clones from a single individual will leave you with a population without any real genetic variability and so you will end up with a population that cannot really evolve to cope with disease and so forth (including those that have arisen since it's extinction). Bringing an individual clone of a species back is one thing, but bringing back a viable population is even more difficult.

      This is why we would struggle even more to bring back longer extinct species like the dodo or the mammoth because we're finding it a hell of a challenge to recover the DNA of just one individual, let alone a batch of individuals with DNA that is distinct enough to create a viable population that's not basically just inbred.

      Of course, that's not to put down the achievement, it's a great first step and hopefully will lead to us producing the technology to bring back entire viable breeding populations that can cope with disease and so forth. It may be that we can even introduce artificial changes to the DNA to artificially create this variability but even that would be difficult to get right to the point we're able to mimic naturally evolved variability between individuals of a species.

      For what it's worth, we've actually had similar problems in the past, where we've had entire types of banana go extinct because they were all clones of each other and hence couldn't resist disease so it's not even a theoretical problem, it can and does happen- you need variability within a species to keep it viable in the long run.

    12. Re:Is 99% enough? by AniVisual · · Score: 1

      What's the worst that could happen to our cow? Croak like a bullfrog?

    13. Re:Is 99% enough? by ectoraige · · Score: 1

      Surely there's some raptor DNA available; what could possibly go wrong?

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    14. Re:Is 99% enough? by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      This is a lot more than guesswork. They've already sequenced the auroch DNA, so they'll know when they've got it right.

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    15. Re:Is 99% enough? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Now we all know that there's "some species of African frog which can change its sex from female to male in a single sex environment."

      This might make for some interesting batches of milk.

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    16. Re:Is 99% enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, they can reconstruct about 99% of the Aurochs genome from bone samples now, so they know what to select on. So this project has a larger chance to recreate the Auroch than the Heck brothers had. (still no guarantee, but at least better odds)

    17. Re:Is 99% enough? by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      "It's a fucking cow, for chrissakes, and a big one. We're not talking weirdo Eurasian frogs in or some strange aquatic algae."

      Any species can be invasive when placed into habitats in which it didn't evolve. The pseudo-aurochs in question never evolved anywhere, they never existed. Introducing them into any habitat can have unforeseen consequences.

      "At worst it might be competition for any other Eurasian wild bovines (not that there are a lot of those left anywhere)."

      Or any other large mammals, or quite a lot of smaller mammals.

      "But this beasty has only been extinct about 400 or 500 years, and is close enough to megafauna that I doubt anything has really filled its shoes, except for all the domestic animals we've put there."

      You're making my point here. If nothing *has* filled its place, its place may no longer exist. Introducing it to take its place will disrupt the habitat which has since adjusted to its absence.

    18. Re:Is 99% enough? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Clearly something has taken its place, mainly its descendants. Since we've already mucked up the ecosystem with tens of millions of head of cattle, I fail to see how a few wild aurochs would bugger it up any more than that. Bring 'em on.

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    19. Re:Is 99% enough? by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      "Clearly something has taken its place"

      How is that clear? Has something taken the place of the dinosaurs? Perhaps you should clarify what you mean by "taking its place".

      "mainly its descendants"

      Really? Domesticated cattle fill the habitat role of aurochs?

      "Since we've already mucked up the ecosystem with tens of millions of head of cattle, I fail to see how a few wild aurochs would bugger it up any more than that."

      That's the point. We don't know. What would be the consequences of introducing new large mammals into a habitat that has been without them for 400 years? No one freaking knows. "We don't know" isn't the same as "it doesn't exist." Science has a duty to be more cautious than this.

      And they won't be aurochs. They'll be novel aurochs-like bovine creatures.

    20. Re:Is 99% enough? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I like this idea. We humans are overpopulated anyway, and could use a giant cow/raptor hybrid predator.

    21. Re:Is 99% enough? by igadget78 · · Score: 1

      They can just fill in the missing 1% with frog DNA.

      We are eventually going to have Dinosaurs on this dinosaur tour?

    22. Re:Is 99% enough? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      99% of the DNA is sequenced ....but 99% is still enough to be a different species

      A person with 99% the same DNA as you is best described as an Ape man, it is not even human ...

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    23. Re:Is 99% enough? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Evolution is not reversible, you cannot breed back, so they know their target better, so what ....

      99% is not nearly enough, that 1% is a huge gulf between species

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  6. Spelling by Fjodor42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Aurochs, the "ochs"-part meaning "ox" and the "aur" being a nomer for something like "original" or "ancestral"...

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  7. What about the dodo? by um_atrain · · Score: 1

    Their small, portable, cute, and probably taste like chicken!

    1. Re:What about the dodo? by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Not quite...

      The dodo (Raphus cucullatus) was a flightless bird endemic to the Indian Ocean island of Mauritius. Related to pigeons and doves, it stood about a meter (3 feet) tall, weighing about 20 kilograms (44 lb), living on fruit and nesting on the ground.

      ...

      The first known descriptions of the bird were made by the Dutch. They called the Mauritius bird the walghvogel ("wallow bird" or "loathsome bird") in reference to its taste. Although many later writings say that the meat tasted bad, the early journals only say that the meat was tough but good, though not as good as the abundantly available pigeons.

      It would be interesting to see, but I don't think any good would come out of it. Doubly so in New York...

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    2. Re:What about the dodo? by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Sorry. That was a Wikipedia quote. (Source of all things that can't quite be trusted, but very handy regardless...)

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    3. Re:What about the dodo? by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Don't be stupid... we still have congressmen.

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    4. Re:What about the dodo? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      "...the [dodo] meat was tough but good, though not as good as the abundantly available pigeons."

      Were those passenger pigeons by any chance? Haven't tasted one of those in a while.

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  8. Asterix by _merlin · · Score: 1

    Doesn't some fat Roman governor serve aurochs at an orgy in Asterix in Helvetia?

    1. Re:Asterix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and the romans had one in the circus arena in Hispania

    2. Re:Asterix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, if you keep the picadors out of it, I think an auroch might have a chance at survival in a corrida.It wouldn't surprise me if that's one of the first uses they get put to.

    3. Re:Asterix by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      mod: -10 dispiriting...

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    4. Re:Asterix by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

      +1
      Just to see the face on the toreador on seeing an elephant sized wild bull with 2m horns charging down on him.
      I'd pay to see that.

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    5. Re:Asterix by SalaSSin · · Score: 1

      Exactly my idea! I'm always picking sides for the bull, hoping those bloodthirsty toreadors get to run for their life.

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    6. Re:Asterix by domatic · · Score: 1

      Exactly my idea! I'm always picking sides for the bull, hoping those bloodthirsty toreadors get to run for their life

      I also enjoy seeing bull riders get a good trampling, pen smashing, or wall bashing.

    7. Re:Asterix by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You know what’s even better than that?

      Seeing a whole city of people voluntarily letting themselves being chased by those beasts.

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    8. Re:Asterix by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Spanish men are used to being pursued by beasts.

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    9. Re:Asterix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly my idea! I'm always picking sides for the bull, hoping those bloodthirsty toreadors get to run for their life

      I also enjoy seeing bull riders get a good trampling, pen smashing, or wall bashing.

      I'm not a proponent of bull riding, but you have to understand that there is a huge difference in the treatment of the bulls between the two "sports". In bull fighting, the bull is systematically maimed, bleed, and after being exhausted to the point where it can barely move, ultimately killed. In bull riding, the worst the bull is subjected to is waiting in a little pen for 15 minutes or so, sometimes actively irritated, and then forced to carry some fool with more machismo than brains for several seconds (unless of course if it can throw or knock the fool off before then). Therefore, while I don't mind if bull riders feel some pain in pursuit of their "sport", I don't actively wish them the kind of serious injury that being trampled by an angry, but otherwise healthy, bull can cause.

    10. Re:Asterix by domatic · · Score: 1

      It's called "looking for trouble". Actively irritating (and that part can be really obnoxious) a 1.5 ton animal definitely qualifies. If someone who should know better looks for that sort of trouble and finds it then well...call me little but.......

  9. Well, a lot of people drive Volkswagens by smchris · · Score: 0

    Isn't this the critter the Nazis were trying to recreate as a symbol of virile bovine macho?

    Since it is recently extinct with a surviving linage, I suppose it _is_ a scientifically likely candidate for this sort of thing even if it has the taint of political incorrectness.

    1. Re:Well, a lot of people drive Volkswagens by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      Personally, as a jew, I would relish the opportunity to see the Nazi cow finally bred into a full and fertile existence... and promptly labelled Kosher.

      Schadenfreude is a wonderful seasoning for an Auroch burger.

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    2. Re:Well, a lot of people drive Volkswagens by outsider007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A pig would better - they could market it as jew-rassic pork.

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    3. Re:Well, a lot of people drive Volkswagens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The could use the Byfield Pig. It's only been gone for like 40 years or so.

    4. Re:Well, a lot of people drive Volkswagens by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      At the risk of being serious, to get a pig labeled "kosher", you'd have to breed/DNA-splice out the characteristics that put it on the "traif" list to begin with, to the point it's really no longer a pig. Specifically you'd need a pig with multiple stomachs so it can chew cud, or a pig with different feet.

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    5. Re:Well, a lot of people drive Volkswagens by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall reading an article a few years back about a pig that scientists believed was in the middle of evolving just those traits. As someone who keeps kosher, I'm looking forward to eating my kosher bacon.... in a few million years.

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    6. Re:Well, a lot of people drive Volkswagens by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      I don't eat pigs' feet or stomachs so I don't really see a problem if the end product tastes the same. They also talked a couple of months ago about growing flesh in giant vats which would also be able to produce kosher pork.

  10. Scientist comments on story by cgenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A bit offtopic, I know, but can we please stop referring to everyone and everything as scientists? If you need better terms, try "Geneticists" or "Breeders" or "Italians." Saying that Scientists are going to do it is an overused catch-all phrase that doesn't actually add any information. What, could it have been that Creationists were going to breed the auroch from extinction? Linguists? Liberal arts majors?

    1. Re:Scientist comments on story by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

      I usually read "scientists" as "astrologers" to ensure that I don't fall victim to any kind of argument to authority. :P

    2. Re:Scientist comments on story by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      A bit offtopic, I know, but can we please stop referring to everyone and everything as scientists?

      Are you saying that anyone who does experimentation with DNA is thereby a scientist? I would disagree.

      I don't think anybody *is* referring to everyone and everything as scientists. I think they only do it when the people doing whatever are actually connected to a university, or receive government funding for research. What it means is that the people who are doing this have some social legitimacy in so doing; it's not just a guy in his back yard doing DNA splicing.

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    3. Re:Scientist comments on story by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      Saying that Scientists are going to do it is an overused catch-all phrase that doesn't actually add any information.

      "All those scientists, they're all alike! They say they're working for us. What they really want is to rule the world!"

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    4. Re:Scientist comments on story by Floritard · · Score: 1

      But none of those terms so readily prepare my brain to imagine a team of white-coated madmen performing reckless experiments on the fringes of modern technological capability. When I hear "scientists" I get excited like that.

    5. Re:Scientist comments on story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Zealanders.

    6. Re:Scientist comments on story by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      What, could it have been that Creationists were going to breed the auroch from extinction? Linguists? Liberal arts majors?

      That's absurd. Creationists, Linguists, and Liberal Arts Majors don't try to breed cows! They try to breed with them.

    7. Re:Scientist comments on story by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What, could it have been that Creationists were going to breed the auroch from extinction?

      Well, no, Creationists pray for it, and get one delivered to them from heavens right there and then.

      In any case, I think that "scientists do $something_awesome" is a traditional, respected, and still wonderful meme of its own. It reinforces the notion that so many cool things that we have, we owe to science; which just happens to be something well worthy reminding about these days.

    8. Re:Scientist comments on story by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you saying that anyone who does experimentation with DNA is thereby a scientist?

      I thought the common term for those people was "parents". And apparently it doesn't seem to require a degree (although from what I see around me, maybe it should).

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    9. Re:Scientist comments on story by tbradshaw · · Score: 1

      I'm under the impression that projects like this are generally taken on by cross-disciplinary teams, scientists is a general term that works nicely for a term that includes geneticists, biologists, experimental/rigorous breeders, etc.

      I mean, it's clear that the people undertaking this project are "doing science", it's hard to say for sure (especially as an uninformed reporter) exactly what kind of scientists are doing the work.

    10. Re:Scientist comments on story by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      Scientists report that scientists are doing studies on monkeys to see if monkeys would make good scientists. It's not all good news though, some scientists may be out of a job. Unless, of course, they happen to be monkeys.

      Courtesy of the Brak show.

    11. Re:Scientist comments on story by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what happens if you start finding yourself believing astrologers?

      Really, if you want to distrust what scientists say, your best option is to *become* one. Here's an actual quote from a recent issue of Science News

      Lovejoy's hypothesis is an interesting 'just so' story. He's rapidly becoming the Rudyard Kipling of paleoanthropology.

      Meow! Take that! And look at those *shoes* he's wearing.

      And consider: that was a scientist talking to a science journalist with a notebook and pencil in hand. This kind of mean-girl talk is a lot more common when they don't think the public is talking. Ever see the actual comments scientists submit during peer review?

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    12. Re:Scientist comments on story by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      So what happens if you start finding yourself believing astrologers?

      If their arguments are sound, then they should be believed. If they simply point to the stars - well that is not a sound argument. The point is to remove the person from the claim, and focus on the reasons for the claim.

    13. Re:Scientist comments on story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there was my DNA....
      And then there was her DNA.....
      And now nine months later we have this new DNA.....
      So what am I? Scientist or Geneticists?

    14. Re:Scientist comments on story by ari_j · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. The person and his claims should be evaluated independently. You shouldn't disbelieve everything an astrologer says just because he's an astrologer, nor should you believe everything that a whale biologist says just because he's a whale biologist.

    15. Re:Scientist comments on story by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that anyone who does experimentation with DNA is thereby a scientist? I would disagree.

      If they are using the scientific method, then you are wrong by definition.

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    16. Re:Scientist comments on story by fishexe · · Score: 1

      A bit offtopic, I know, but can we please stop referring to everyone and everything as scientists? If you need better terms, try "Geneticists" or "Breeders" or "Italians."

      Sure. Scientists are working on the problem right now. Before you know it, scientists will have replaced all references to scientists with references to Italians.

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    17. Re:Scientist comments on story by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Credibility can be lost.

      Simply claiming the title 'astrologer' removes all credibility from the person.

      It's like claiming to be a 'libertarian socialist'.

      Contradictory nonsense that tells you 'this person is defective.'

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    18. Re:Scientist comments on story by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      By that definition, isn't one moment of your existence as a human organism experimenting with DNA, as your basic metabolism requires the construction of thousands of different types of proteins every second? So we are all scientists, each and every one of us, and the worms and the ants and the bacteria are also. Heck, the DNA molecule themselves are, since no consciousness of what you're doing is involved!

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  11. 1% is a huge difference in terms of DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    99% may not sound like a huge amount missing, but in terms of DNA with about 3.08x10^9 nucleotides, the missing 1% is a massive shortfall. Sure, they can take an educated guess at the rest, but then it will never be a real auroch.

    What if they do succeed? What happens then? Do they try to reestablish the species, or will this just be a showpeice? I like cool science, but this seems to be a case of them doing it for no other reason than just because they can.

    1. Re:1% is a huge difference in terms of DNA by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      They have sequence much of the animal's DNA. Maybe by the time they breeders are getting close the DNA technology will be able to better analyze the old samples.

    2. Re:1% is a huge difference in terms of DNA by treeves · · Score: 1

      Yeah,
      don't we often hear how humans and chimpanzees share something like >95% of their DNA?
      And where is the jurassicpark tag?

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    3. Re:1% is a huge difference in terms of DNA by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Hopefully they could use the technology to bring back some other extinct species, such as the passenger pigeon.

    4. Re:1% is a huge difference in terms of DNA by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      What if they do succeed? What happens then?

      Then they have some previously lost genes and gene-combinations to breed into domestic cattle.

      Most of the lost genes will probably be things that got bred out because the alternatives make a better domestic animal. But some of 'em might be useful "better" stuff that just got lost by chance.

      Once it's all sorted out we should end up with some new and improved breeds of cattle containing a few genetic "lost treasures"

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  12. Just because you can ... by wisnoskij · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... does not mean you should.
    Have these scientists contemplated what could happen if these created creatures escape into the wild breeding amongst themselves and/or other similar species.
    Whole ecosystems can be destroyed by introducing one creature into them.

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    1. Re:Just because you can ... by tsa · · Score: 1

      Chances of that are slim considering that the creature in question will be held domestically, and has died out only 383 years ago.

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    2. Re:Just because you can ... by Tigersmind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... does not mean you should.

      Have these scientists contemplated what could happen if these created creatures escape into the wild breeding amongst themselves and/or other similar species.

      Whole ecosystems can be destroyed by introducing one creature into them.

      You know, this argument is getting old for me. Anything that could progress human knowledge is looked down on anymore with an excuse like this one. I for one want to see real scientific advancement. I want genetic research on ALL levels. Lets bring back species that was destroyed by man, lets cure cancer, lets do SOMETHING.

      A day will come when advancements in medicine/science will be had and everyone will then wonder why we waited so long.

    3. Re:Just because you can ... by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Actions have consequences, be the actions scientifically based or anything else.
      Only a child thinks he/she should do anything he wants and nothing bad can happen.

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    4. Re:Just because you can ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Turning that around, only a neurotic under-achiever thinks that everything is dangerous and the remotest possibility for disaster is an excuse not to do something. I agree with you that one extreme is no good, but the other is just as dangerous. GP had a good point - hypothesising about the dangers without having an idea about the specifics of the implementation (specifically the proposed safety measures) is as useless and frustrating for the people trying to get things done as the oft-confronted "MSCE Certified Luser Who Is An 'Expert' (But Doesn't Know What Right Click Is)". Why not let the experts explain how they're going to contain or negate the danger, before jumping up and down about how they're going to kill us all?

    5. Re:Just because you can ... by Krupuk · · Score: 1

      "We do what we must, because we can."

    6. Re:Just because you can ... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Have these scientists contemplated what could happen if these created creatures escape into the wild breeding amongst themselves and/or other similar species.

      Yah, because a herd of slow-moving herbivores which we've ALREADY hunted to extinction is somehow going to be impossible to exterminate. Those 2,000lb bovines are sneaky fuckers. I think there's a colony hiding under my fridge. I keep putting out traps but, no matter how many I kill, there always seem to be more!

  13. via bbc iplayer get it while you can by auric_dude · · Score: 4, Informative

    A 30min radio offering via bbc iplayer http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00hc946/b00hc6xc/Jon_Ronson_and_the_Quest_for_the_Aryan_Cow/ (runs until 9:32pm Thursday 21st January 2010 ) covers the trip to Munich Zoo by John Ronson. "Jon Ronson investigates the controversial story of the work of Lutz Heck, the director of Berlin Zoo who attempted to resurrect several pure-blooded, extinct animal species as part of the Nazi programme to control the genetic destiny of all creation. He visits Munich Zoo, which proudly advertises its 'formerly extinct aurochs' - a type of large and powerful cow - but does not refer to the fact that behind this apparent triumph lies the story of Heck's collusion with Goering's aspiration to replace Europe's 'racially degenerate' wildlife and plant life with pure, 'noble' and extinct species."

    1. Re:via bbc iplayer get it while you can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it matter what his or his employers motives were?
      No jews were gassed for the experiments.
      It was an animal breeding project for Gods sake.
      If he did it because he hated the taste of modern cows would it be more acceptable to you?

    2. Re:via bbc iplayer get it while you can by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. Sure, the Nazis did some nasty stuff, but this isn't one of them, regardless of their silly motives ("racially degenerate wildlife"???). This kind of experimentation is pretty harmless, as long as they're not abusing the animals. It's too bad the Nazis didn't concentrate more on this research and leave the Jews alone and not invade other countries; history would have been very different.

    3. Re:via bbc iplayer get it while you can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly right. Sure, the Nazis did some nasty stuff, but this isn't one of them, regardless of their silly motives ("racially degenerate wildlife"???). This kind of experimentation is pretty harmless, as long as they're not abusing the animals. It's too bad the Nazis didn't concentrate more on this research and leave the Jews alone and not invade other countries; history would have been very different.

      You are forgetting that from the Nazi perspective the Jews were sub-human, so those that really believed in Nazi doctrine didn't see that much difference between exterminating wildlife they didn't like and exterminating the Jewish people. Therefore, your hypothetical alternative history is highly improbable.

  14. Just as long as ... by unhooked · · Score: 1

    the damn thing doesn't start talking to me, I hate that shit.
    It's the reason I'll never go back to Milliways.

    1. Re:Just as long as ... by mjwx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's the reason I'll never go back to Milliways.

      Shouldn't you really be going forward to Milliways?

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  15. Already Been Done, Seventy Years Ago by Dunx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is great and all, but it's also something that the Nazis were doing before WWII - there are quite a lot of these Heck cattle still around. There was even a radio programme on the BBC about it a week or so ago.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heck_cattle

    Maybe the Italians and the Poles are using a technique closer to cloning, but why then talk about breeding back - the same methodology that the Hecks used?

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    1. Re:Already Been Done, Seventy Years Ago by CrashandDie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Godwin's law!

    2. Re:Already Been Done, Seventy Years Ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one heck of a cow!

      Sorry, I'll be going now...

    3. Re:Already Been Done, Seventy Years Ago by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The main difference, I think -- besides the fact that the Nazis were motivated by loony ideology and the modern researchers, presumably, are motivated by scientific curiosity -- is that the Hecks could only breed for phenotype, while the groups currently working on the problem are breeding for genotype. A project like this is really impossible without modern DNA sequencing technology.

      That being said, it would be interesting to know how close the Hecks got. The Wiki article doesn't mention if there's been any comparison of the Heck genome to the reconstructed aurochs genome; I'd like to know the results of such a study.

      It's also amusing to speculate what would have happened if sequencing had been available back then. Der Fuehrer's apoplexy upon learning that an awful lot of the Jews and Slavs he was bent on exterminating were genetically indistinguishable from the general German population would have been a site to behold.

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    4. Re:Already Been Done, Seventy Years Ago by piotru · · Score: 1

      That very Lutz Heck who in 1939 arrived at freshly captured Warsaw to plunder the zoological garden.
      The programme of his visit included more looting in Bialowieza forest. He had stolen the specimens of Przewalski horse, Tarpan and Zubr - the last species being a point of sour professional jealousy...
      After the robbery, Gestapo officers organized hunting binges in what remained of the ZOO in Warsaw, but that's off topic here.

    5. Re:Already Been Done, Seventy Years Ago by eoin_tbo · · Score: 0

      Der Fuehrer's apoplexy upon learning that an awful lot of the Jews and Slavs he was bent on exterminating were genetically indistinguishable from the general German population would have been a site to behold.

      You know, I think there might be a youtube clip of this...

    6. Re:Already Been Done, Seventy Years Ago by hey! · · Score: 1

      So you're saying this is kind of like BSD and Linux. There should have been only *one* effort to resurrect Unix, a commercially extinct operating system.

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    7. Re:Already Been Done, Seventy Years Ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the nazis provided the funding.

      I kind of assume the Hecks were also are motivated by scientific curiosity.
      science is also 'motivated' by money, doesn't matter if it's from nazi's.

      and I do not think the Germans in those days had the view upon nazi's we have...

    8. Re:Already Been Done, Seventy Years Ago by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Site?

      Anyway, there are people that will believe something despite being presented with facts that show something contrary. Hitler was known to be pretty irrational. He didn't like that Jesse Owens showed up his ideologies, and it still didn't stop him from continuing to cling to those ideologies.

  16. ...and only 1% frog DNA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What could *possibly* go wrong?

  17. Start smaller? by AlexWillisson · · Score: 0

    It seems like it'd be a better idea to start with something that hasn't been extinct for that long, for practice. I hope they work it out, it'd be cool to see something extinct brought back through science.

    1. Re:Start smaller? by mister_playboy · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Start smaller? by AlexWillisson · · Score: 1

      Would you believe me if I said that's the last time I post a Slashdot comment without doing proper research?

  18. So, it's confirmed. by Tibia1 · · Score: 1

    The Italians are creating weapons of mass destruction. Send in the troops.

  19. Is 99% enough?-Meet eater. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See, given that our genetic similarity so many known animals is at least 95%, would 99% of the dna really be enough to recreate the animal? It appears as though small differences (1% of a very large number of genes is a large number of genes) are sufficient to make a new species, or, most likely, a non-functioning animal.

    Would love to be proved wrong.

    I suspect that one percent is what kept the normally docile Auroch from eating congregations of businessmen.

  20. Mandatory by TandooriC · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new bio-engineered bovine overlords.

  21. Aurochs by coppro · · Score: 1

    It's called an aurochs. Research fail.

    1. Re:Aurochs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Wikipedia article linked to in the damned summary even makes this clear.

      (But, presumably like the parent, I noticed the mistake because of Magic: The Gathering. :P)

      Bonus aurochs trivia: the modern word ox comes from its second syllable. So thank the noble aurochs for its indirect contribution of the geeky words boxen, VAXen, and Emacsen.

  22. Size by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Informative

    TFS says "The auroch weighed 2,200 pounds (1000kg) and its shoulders stood at 6'6". The beasts once roamed most of Asia and northern Africa. The animal was depicted in cave paintings and Julius Caesar described it as being a little less in size than an elephant."

    Some modern horses weigh over a ton (shire horse is up to 1½ ton, brabant horse average over 1 ton, clydesdale horses typically about 1 ton), bulls in some breeds of cattle can be up to 1½ tons, and the American Bison occasionally exceeds a ton also. These animals would hardly be described as just a little less than an elephant in size, so we're looking at a certain amount of exaggeration or hoopla in TFS and TFA.

    BTW, the record weight for a bull is 1740 kg, so the Auroch hardly merits being referred to as a "giant"

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    1. Re:Size by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      You are comparing outliers with averages, and the results of centuries of breeding with an undomesticated species. I have the feeling that an auroch herd bull might be a *bit* more substantial than the average cow.

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  23. I knew it! by cyberzephyr · · Score: 1

    I knew it a long time ago that i would live long enough to see Jurassic Park happen.

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    1. Re:I knew it! by Krupuk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jurassic Park? The aurochs went extinct in 1627, so it would be more like Medieval Park.

    2. Re:I knew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did everyone else miss this....

      Three words that, together, should strike fear in to everyone (including Prof Grant):

      Polish Juissaric Park...

      Hoooooollllllyyyyyy Shit!

  24. 99%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, it worked perfectly in jurassic park!

  25. It's all great, but... by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Where would it live? Between a highway and a power line maybe? There is no living space in modern Europe for wild animals. I doubt it can live in a stall either.

  26. A small, but friendly note about spelling by jandersen · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is called aurochs, not "auroch", as one would realize by clicking the Wikipedia link provided. It is a German word and means "Ancient Ox".

    1. Re:A small, but friendly note about spelling by MadeOuttaNerf · · Score: 1

      If that were true, then the singular of 'ox' wouldn't be 'ock'. Sheesh.

  27. African or European, er, I mean Indian? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's more than one kind of elephant.

    In fact in Caesar's time there was a third kind - the North African elephant. These were used in war, most famously by Hannibal and so that's probably the sort he was familiar with. They were pretty small, as elephants go.

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    1. Re:African or European, er, I mean Indian? by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Oh, great.... now they'll have to bring back the North African elephant to validate this claim. Then there's the whole "mice scare elephants" wisdom, which some researchers say was only true with North African elephants and Eastern Egyptian mice.

      This could take a while.

    2. Re:African or European, er, I mean Indian? by Moryath · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, there's more than two kinds today.

      The problem is that people get given simplistic data and forget their history.

      So far we "know" of four currently living species based on DNA analysis; more may be recognized as the DNA analysis of the various groups is ongoing.

      There's the "Asian Elephant", currently separated into three subspecies (Sri Lankan, Sumatran, and Mainland/Indian) and the recently-acknowledged full species, the Borneo Pygmy elephant (which actually is sized similar to the extinct species that made up the bulk of Hannibal's herd). There's also the possibility that the Laotian populations are a true subspecies.

      Then there's the "African Elephant", which is actually two species (African Forest Elephant and African Bush Elephant). The African Pygmy Elephant (Loxodonta pumilio or Loxodonta fransseni) is currently considered a "morph", but might be a subspecies or full species, again pending research and time for the populations to continue diverging.

      None of these are what the Romans were used to, however. The Romans used the North African Elephant (Loxodonta africana pharaoensis), sometimes considered a subspecies and sometimes a full species, and the Syrian Elephant (Elephas maximus asurus, sometimes referred to as mere Asian Elephants, sometimes considered a subspecies, sometimes considered a full species). Both of the lines of what the Romans used are considered extinct today. There are also a number of other extinct Elephant lines that had contact with people: Elephas maximus rubridens aka the Chinese Elephant, a number of "Pygmy" elephant species that shrank due to island habitats, several species of the subgenus Paleoloxodon (including the Mediterranean Dwarf elephants, skulls of which found on Cyprus, Crete, and Sicily could have given rise to the idea of the "Cyclops")...

    3. Re:African or European, er, I mean Indian? by BESTouff · · Score: 1

      There's more than one kind of elephant.

      The European elephant and the African elephant ?

    4. Re:African or European, er, I mean Indian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's more than two kinds today.

      The problem is that people get given simplistic data and forget their history.

      So far we "know" of four currently living species based on DNA analysis; more may be recognized as the DNA analysis of the various groups is ongoing.

      There's the "Asian Elephant", currently separated into three subspecies (Sri Lankan, Sumatran, and Mainland/Indian) and the recently-acknowledged full species, the Borneo Pygmy elephant (which actually is sized similar to the extinct species that made up the bulk of Hannibal's herd). There's also the possibility that the Laotian populations are a true subspecies.

      Then there's the "African Elephant", which is actually two species (African Forest Elephant and African Bush Elephant). The African Pygmy Elephant (Loxodonta pumilio or Loxodonta fransseni) is currently considered a "morph", but might be a subspecies or full species, again pending research and time for the populations to continue diverging.

      None of these are what the Romans were used to, however. The Romans used the North African Elephant (Loxodonta africana pharaoensis), sometimes considered a subspecies and sometimes a full species, and the Syrian Elephant (Elephas maximus asurus, sometimes referred to as mere Asian Elephants, sometimes considered a subspecies, sometimes considered a full species). Both of the lines of what the Romans used are considered extinct today. There are also a number of other extinct Elephant lines that had contact with people: Elephas maximus rubridens aka the Chinese Elephant, a number of "Pygmy" elephant species that shrank due to island habitats, several species of the subgenus Paleoloxodon (including the Mediterranean Dwarf elephants, skulls of which found on Cyprus, Crete, and Sicily could have given rise to the idea of the "Cyclops")...

      You forgot the Microsoft Elephant.

  28. Linguist Protest by dierdorf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm amazed that nobody has commented that one of the beasties is (or was) an AUROCHS, not an "auroch". Two of 'em would be auroches or aurochsen. Talking about an "auroch" is like talking about a Chinee or Portugee. More to the point, it would be like talking about "ock" as the singular of oxen, since "ox" is the second syllable of aurochs.

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    1. Re:Linguist Protest by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      Tasty aurochses, we wants 'em, precious!

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    2. Re:Linguist Protest by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Like being stuck between auroch and a hard place.

      _

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  29. oops... too much Harry Potter by hoover · · Score: 1

    anyone else read this as "Auror" at the first glance? ;-)

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    1. Re:oops... too much Harry Potter by McFly777 · · Score: 1

      No, too much Tolkien...

      AuOrchs = Golden Orchs???

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  30. I think this story by maroberts · · Score: 1

    ..is a load of bull!

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  31. Quick! by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    Trademark the name McAuroch - you'll make a fortune.

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  32. According to this book I read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It all began with the aurochs.

    1. Re:According to this book I read... by probityrules · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Llew Silverhand is what I thought of while reading this as well.

  33. I for one welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our gigantic bovine overlords.

  34. Medieval Park by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    I'm more concerned that these biologists will implement a Tron-inspired 3D file browser that pre-teen female Unix haxors will know how to use. Other than that, I'm ready to buy my tickets to Medieval Park.

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  35. Cow-ard lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck are 6'6''?

    Seriously, we have to put an end to that non-metric system madness.

    1. Re:Cow-ard lol by hort_wort · · Score: 1

      I remember back when speed limit signs in the US used to have mph and kph on them. I thought we'd be switched in the next few years. But then they all went away and people were again satisfied with using what they already knew.

      What'll be fun is when they try building a space elevator to "reach the heavens" and it fails because the units don't match up. Didn't I hear this story before? From way back when Aurochs were still around?

  36. I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome our bovine overlords.

  37. You know the drill. by DrYak · · Score: 2, Funny

    In fact in Caesar's time there was a third kind - the North African elephant.

    now they'll have to bring back the North African elephant to validate this claim. Then there's the whole "mice scare elephants" wisdom, which some researchers say was only true with North African elephants and Eastern Egyptian mice.

    At which point, to get rid of the extinct Eastern Egyptian mice, they'll have to bring back the extinct European Lion, and slightly older Smilodon (saber-toothed cat).

    And to get rid of them, they'll have to save from extinction the nearly-extinct Gorillas.

    And to get rid of these, the scientist will have to bring back the Ice-Age winters, so the Gorilla freezes to death.

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  38. Problem? by TerribleThing · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "researchers in Poland are working on the same problem."

    Problem?

    1. Re:Problem? by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we're all out of auroches!

    2. Re:Problem? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      "researchers in Poland are working on the same problem."

      Problem?

      As in "problems at the end of the chapter to be solved by the student".

      I.e. task where the person(s) doing it may not have all the information and/or understanding up front and thus needs to do some skull sweat and/or research to get it right.

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  39. Next project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    back-breed from modern Texans to recover a human?

  40. We shouldn't be cloning extinct animals! by MisterZimbu · · Score: 1

    Only disaster could possibly occur when we do such thing.

    Haven't any of you learned anything from the movie, "Jurassic Pauroch?"

    1. Re:We shouldn't be cloning extinct animals! by edrobinson · · Score: 1

      I think a T-Rex with 2M horns just walked by my office window...

  41. So by jimbobborg · · Score: 1

    Who's going to be the first to ride one of these in a rodeo? I'm surprised no one even mentioned this.

  42. Sure, there's the ohhs and ahhs by tekrat · · Score: 1

    And later, there's the running... and the screaming...

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  43. 99%? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    With human DNA of that quality, you could as well get any other type of ape out.

    Sorry, 99% is not even close to enough. Try more like 99.99999%

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  44. YOU *SHOULD* BE AFRAID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this 'six foot turkey' as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. No, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, *fwooomph* from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...*brandishes pointy fossil* a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here...*slashes the chest* or here...*slashes the balls* or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

  45. Mod parent up by dstech · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I couldn't read the article... every time they wrote 'auroch' instead of 'aurochs', I cringed a little.

  46. spellcheck overlords by hort_wort · · Score: 1

    So when these Auroch things are alive again, are the spellchecker overlords going to add them to the list? I see they get a red line for me today. Those guys read this site, right?

  47. It won't be a 'real' Aurochs by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    TFA states that they're using back-breeding techniques to breed something that resembles an Aurochs, NOT doing nuclear transfer of existing Aurochs DNA.

    Call me when you have the 'real thing', not a cheap Bavarian knockoff.
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    1. Re:It won't be a 'real' Aurochs by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      TFA states that they're using back-breeding techniques to breed something that resembles an Aurochs, NOT doing nuclear transfer of existing Aurochs DNA.

      However if the measure of "resemblence" is "matching the recovered DNA" rather than "having the same internal and external morphology" it's as "correct" as transferring the DNA for that part of the genome which was recovered.

      Possibly better, because the result is likely to have DNA for the missing parts that is the same as, or very close to, the original (and guaranteed not to have an organism-aborting interaction with the part that was recovered and "bred-to-match").

      But it's a lot more work than gene splicing.

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  48. They are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cross-breed produced republicans.

  49. They would need a lot of them. by McFly777 · · Score: 1

    Don't feel too bad, even the guy who did his research didn't really... According to the above referenced Wikipedia article:

    In 1897, a bill was introduced in the Michigan legislature asking for a ten-year closed season on passenger pigeons. This was a futile gesture. This was a highly gregarious species—the flock could initiate courtship and reproduction only when they were gathered in large numbers; it was realized only too late that smaller groups of passenger pigeons could not breed successfully, and the surviving numbers proved too few to re-establish the species.[3] Attempts at breeding among the captive population also failed for the same reasons.

    So, unless they can make a very large quantity of them, it will be difficult to restart the passenger pigeon.

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  50. More importantly by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    Who was the brave, yet utterly retarded soul who would dare to catalogue the taste sensations?

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    1. Re:More importantly by internewt · · Score: 1

      Someone looking for food nicer than a maccys, most likely.

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  51. This has been done by mothrsuperior · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heck_cattle
     

    Heck Cattle are the result of an attempt to breed back the aurochs from modern aurochs-derived cattle. For this reason, they are also known as "Reconstructed Aurochs".[1]

    The reconstructed aurochs fitted into the Nazi propaganda drive to create an idyllic history of the Aryan Nation.[3][4]

    I wouldn't claim that they have been completely successful, however this is a fairly interesting historical note.

  52. science is "problems" by penguinchris · · Score: 1

    It depends on your point of view. In science, many things are "problems", but can be quite different in scope. Everything is broken down into a series of "problems" to be solved by science. Whether you work on large-scale or very specific problems depends on your field and your specific research, but it all feeds into the overall system and advances scientific knowledge.

    For example: something like climate change is a "problem" in that it affects the whole planet in a somewhat unpredictable and possibly disastrous way (for humans anyway).

    To get at a solution to that huge problem, you can't really attack it head-on. You have to narrow it down to smaller problems. So for example, we need to ease off on fossil fuels. Great - for that, we need better batteries. Battery tech is a more well-defined problem, and much easier to work on than attacking climate change as a whole.

    I'm not a geneticist, biologist, or anything like that (I am a geologist) so I can't say too much about TFS, but I do see it as a "problem" that's worthy of study, for a few reasons. First, for the reason I explained above - if it's valid science, it contributes to the whole no matter what the result. For example, cutting-edge gene sequencing and other techniques are being refined with this type of research, and that has applications across the whole field. Second, it's cool and interesting. As a scientist in a field that's often hard to explain the utility of myself, that's good enough for me... anything that brings us closer to Jurassic Park is awesome. Even if we just have a "Stuff Extinct Because of Humans Park", that would be amazing and extremely valuable.

    I'm not accusing you specifically of anything, this is a generality - people do not understand science and how it's useful unless it directly affects their life. The thing is, even the craziest science contributes in some way to "useful" science. Cloning extinct animals isn't curing cancer, which would be a directly useful application of similar science (biology, genetics, etc.) that most will see the utility in. However, besides the improved techniques as I mentioned, we *don't know* what will come of this kind of experimentation. Scientific breakthroughs are often serendipitous - for all we know, this research *will* directly lead to curing cancer.

    A final point - science requires a different mindset than engineering. In engineering, there is a distinct problem (say, crossing the river), and (usually) one best solution (a certain type of bridge). In science, it's not the outcome (the bridge) that matters, it's the process. The problem is ill-defined (there's no specific river to cross). The hard part is coming up with the questions that need to be answered (we're looking for rivers to cross, and not necessarily just because we need to get to the other side). What we find along the way slowly but surely adds to our understanding of the world.

  53. Jurassic Barbeque!! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1
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  54. Can we get? by SebaSOFT · · Score: 1

    How much time until we get some Phorusrhacidae to take over the world?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phorusrhacidae

  55. Oh to be an auroch ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Now that the bovine blow-job artists of SlashDot are queueing up, on their knees, to give my member a taste. Do you plan to spit, or to swallow?

    Wonder what it tastes like?
    [*Gets in line first*]

    I've seen videos like that.

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  56. Moving on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Auroch is great, but I would like to see them recreate the Great Pumpkin. It was ten feet tall at its shoulders and could be turned into over 1000 pumpkin pies. Not sure if they have recovered the DNA though.

  57. Maybe some things were meant to be extinct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a thought. Assuming natural selection and all, what happens when an extinct species is reintroduced?