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Superheroes vs. the Westboro Baptist Church

sv_libertarian writes "They've faced down humans time and time again, but Fred Phelps and his minions from the Westboro Baptist Church were not ready for the cosplay action that awaited them at Comic-Con. After all, who can win against a counter-protest that includes robots, magical anime girls, Trekkies, Jedi, and... kittens?"

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  1. Worthless summary by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I had to actually RTFA. *angry face*

    1. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think you mean >:-(

    2. Re:Worthless summary by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I saw kdawson and just ignored the entire thing...up until I saw your comment. Then I just *had* to say something...but I forgot what.

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    3. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Really? How so? OK, I actually saw this on Pharyngula earlier already, so I knew what it was about, but the summary did mention:

      1) Fred Phelps (we all know who he is, right? The "GOD HATES FAGS" guy who will picket the funerals of fallen soldiers and all that.)
      2) Counter-protests.
      3) Specifically, counter-protests that included cosplay, at Comic-Con.

      Yeah, you don't get all the details in TFA from TFS, but it's not actually a bad summary as far as the basics are concerned.

    4. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was all like who and what, and then I was more like WTF?

    5. Re:Worthless summary by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This shouldn't even be a story. Not even on idle.

      Fred Phelps and his followers should be dragged out behind the barn, and put out of everyone's misery.

      People claim that violence has never solved anything - but a good, solid dose lead in his ear would solve all of Phelp's problems.

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    6. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how it works in the US but here in Europe those idiots would probably have a pro-gay net effect, because most people would recognize how ridiculously stupid the Westboro nuts are.
      As Gandalf would say: Maybe they have yet some part to play...

    7. Re:Worthless summary by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People claim that violence has never solved anything - but a good, solid dose lead in his ear would solve all of Phelp's problems.

      I note that you became so excited, so worked into a froth as you wrote this that you even dropped an entire word. I can imagine someone saying this with flushed face and breathless voice.

      If you truly think that this is the answer, then why don't you take up arms and go see to it instead of making pathetic comments about it on Slashdot? Yeah, that's what I thought. Why don't you leave us alone and go back to watching American Gladiators? You don't have the intestinal fortitude for real violence.

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    8. Re:Worthless summary by Alsee · · Score: 4, Informative

      Important note: The Westboro asshats want you to get violent at their protests. That way they can sue you to fund their activities.

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    9. Re:Worthless summary by Thansal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      hehehe

      I'm not sure how it works in the US but here in Europe those idiots would probably have a pro-gay net effect, because most people would recognize how ridiculously stupid the Westboro nuts are.

      It wouldn't work in the UK, as he (and potentially anyone from his church) are denied entrance :D

      I kinda wish the US could do this to him.

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    10. Re:Worthless summary by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      American Gladiator? I guess you mean some stupid reality show. I've never seen it, don't want to see it. I can't imagine that there is a "reality" show worth watching, from the little I've seen and heard.

      Real violence? Yeah, I guess I can cope with it. It's the idiocy AFTERWARDS that's hard to deal with. As disgusting as the Westboro people are, even the ACLU would come out in their defense after they were shot down. The NAACP and every gay rights group in America would be condemning the guy who put Phelps down. Talk about your media circus.

      As casually as you dismiss a stranger's "intestinal fortitude" - I figure you must be a decorated marine or something. I'll keep that in mind as I read your future posts, Drinky dude.

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    11. Re:Worthless summary by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Slight correction. The asshats want you to get violent in a stupid way. They would be perfectly happy to suffer a few broken bones, and to bleed a little, if they were to SURVIVE to sue you.

      Dead men tell no tales, nor do they file suits.

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    12. Re:Worthless summary by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      As casually as you dismiss a stranger's "intestinal fortitude" - I figure you must be a decorated marine or something. I'll keep that in mind as I read your future posts, Drinky dude.

      My dad was the marine, he was in ATC. He's an asshole, and I don't talk to him. I'm smart enough not to enlist to spread American imperialism for a country which doesn't appreciate it, in a world which would likely be better off without it. I'm talking about the idiocy of advocating violence when you're not willing to engage in it yourself. Only a coward does this.

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    13. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I note that you became so excited, so worked into a froth as you wrote this that you even dropped an entire word. I can imagine someone saying this with flushed face and breathless voice.

      Did you masturbate as you were imagining this Martin?

    14. Re:Worthless summary by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      They believe this life is just a waiting room, with the exclusive Club Jebus on the other side of the velvet rope, and they would be quite pleased to be martyred for their cause, especially if it resulted in their critics being tagged as terrorists.

    15. Re:Worthless summary by poormanjoe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Deadliest Catch is best "reality" show. It's so good I wouldn't even put it in a category with all the other edited shows dubbed as "reality." Defiantly in a class of its own, and defiantly the only one worth watching.

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    16. Re:Worthless summary by couchslug · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      NO!
      The WBC effectively represent unvarnished, raw religion without the usual marketing hype, as do the Taliban.
      They have helped promote everything they oppose! Good stuff. They begat the Patriot Guard to block their picketing at G.I. funerals, and motivated creative counter-protests in many places. I am grateful to such perfect superstitionists for their work.

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    17. Re:Worthless summary by CDS · · Score: 5, Insightful

      300 years ago, England sent all their convicts to Australia. America got all their religious nuts.

      Australia got a better deal.

    18. Re:Worthless summary by tsa · · Score: 1

      You Americans can be so funny sometimes. Thanks for making me laugh.

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    19. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Heh, the person behind this "non-story" has made you so angry you advocate his deah.

    20. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This shouldn't even be a story. Not even on idle.

      I disagree. Utterly. It deserves a mention on the main feed.

      I had to actually RTFA. *angry face*

      *smiley face*

      Scroll down and look at the pictures- they are worth it. It's one page, no paywalls, etc.

      Really. The pic of the guy in the Bender outfit with the protest sign which reads "Kill All Humans" is priceless.

    21. Re:Worthless summary by JohnBailey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This shouldn't even be a story. Not even on idle.

      Fred Phelps and his followers should be dragged out behind the barn, and put out of everyone's misery.

      People claim that violence has never solved anything - but a good, solid dose lead in his ear would solve all of Phelp's problems.

      And what good would that do? Isn't free speech protected in America? Or is it only agreed speech?

      These morons have no followers other than their own "congregation" which are all related. Just how much more pathetic can they get?

      They have no ability to spread their views, because they are so extreme, they even force people to question their own prejudices.
      In spite of themselves, they may actually do some good.

      Raise a finger against them, and they have won. Kill them and they have won. Stop them, and you become them.

      Laugh at them, and nothing they do can make any difference.

      Put Lookalikes on a float in a gay pride march. Use them in advertising with a slogan to the effect of "Phelps picketed, so it must be good.." Make them into a tourist attraction, do like the comic convention people did and make them look even more bat shit crazy.

      Make Phelps dildos. Do what ever daft and disrespectful thing you can think of to ridicule them. And hope they never stop, because they are what you become when you try to force your views on those who don't think like you do.

      These people are a joke. Treat them as such. But remember, the best comedy has a social commentary undercurrent hidden in it.

      The comic con people handled it perfectly. You on the other hand, allowed them to get under your skin. You lost.

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    22. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God hates Marines (and masculine activities).

    23. Re:Worthless summary by Nimey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You'd have to get all of them at once for that tactic to work. Lots of lawyers in that family, which is doubtless related to their fundraising tactics.

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    24. Re:Worthless summary by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, I won't compare where I've been and what I've done with any Marine. But, I will say that I've been in two places where I was more than happy to see the Marines come ashore, and I've been in a couple of others where I WISHED the Marines would come ashore. Walking into that church or it's offices to do away with that particular group of douchebags wouldn't even compare, for "intestinal fortitude". MY PROBLEM would be the legal ramifications, very closely followed by the media circus.

      Call me a coward, but I do not want to be on television for the next several months as "The madman who killed a bunch of religious nuts" or some similar title. The court? Only a fool wants to go through all that nonsense.

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    25. Re:Worthless summary by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well then it would seem like someone murdering them and getting away with it would be a win all around. We'd be happy to have them gone, they'd be happy to be gone.

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    26. Re:Worthless summary by Surt · · Score: 1

      Free speech is protected from government intrusion, specifically. Nothing says we the people can't get right in their faces and shut them up or shout them down.

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    27. Re:Worthless summary by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Good post. But, we differ on "And what good would that do? Isn't free speech protected in America? Or is it only agreed speech?" If Phelps and company stayed in their little church house, preached sermons, put their trash on the web, and wrote submissions for the various newspapers, I wouldn't detest them as much as I do. And, I would argue to defend their freedom of speech, as much as I disagree with them.

      IMHO, they go beyond freedom of speech when they picket funerals. I see trespass. They are trespassing on a family's right to peacefully lay their son/daughter/husband/father/whatever to rest. There are times and places when any decent human being will bend over backwards to accomodate another human being. Personally, I've avoided funerals where people thought I should show up, because I had not one good word to say about the dead guy. It would take a low life to attend a funeral, just to tell everyone that the stiff if finally where he belongs.

      This freedom of speech thing can be taken to far - as evidenced by the fact that shouting "FIRE!" in a crowded theater can get you sent to jail, or prison.

      I believe the Westboro freaks have taken it way to far.

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    28. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia got a better deal.

      Yeah, but the religious nuts got a better continent.

    29. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they didn't picket funerals, enticing grieving people to push them around, then sue the grievers for everything they own, then I would agree with you. But where I am from we have something called fighting words. That means if I call you a stinking son'a'va flee infested whore, well them's fighting words, we both know it and if I get my butt kicked its my own damn fault.

    30. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing is to simply not-give-a-shit. They came to our school, which happens to be very diverse, and did some protest outside the front lot. The whole school went out and watched them. Then they got in arguments and started chanting crap and called it a success. I'm sure the Westboro Baptist Church also called it a success.
        It would have been much better to just ignore their existence, they can say what they want but you don't have to listen.

    31. Re:Worthless summary by ILMTitan · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's because it is not a "reality show"; it is a documentary.

    32. Re:Worthless summary by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

      I can sum it up quicker by quoting Voltaire: "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."

      Fred Phelps' crew out on "serious missionary work" or whatnot can't manage to look less ridiculous than a bunch of adults goofing around having fun while dressed up as comic book characters.

    33. Re:Worthless summary by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      300 years ago, England sent all their convicts to Australia. America got all their religious nuts.

      Errr, not quite. Cook's mapping, 1770. First colony fleet, 1788.

      Note how close those dates are to a certain American historical event. Prior to 1776, Briton had North America to send its transportees, after the 1780's it needed a new hole. Most of the Australian colonies were founded as "free" (non-convict), but later we got convicts that would have been sent to you. That said, "Convicts" is misleading; murderers, rapists, etc, were executed in Briton. Transportees were mostly petty thieves/prostitutes (the poor) and Irish political prisoners. Fun mix.

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    34. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is not free speech. It is inbred insanity in an extended family that is arrogant enough to disrupt military funerals to draw attention to their views.

      The best justice would be for the police to announce that they would not intervene, and if the public wanted to rip them limb from limb, that would be fine.

      They deserve nothing but contempt, censure, restraining orders, bankruptcy by litigation, incarceration, and psychiatric supervision and chemical restraint.

      If there was ever an obvious example of Satan's hand in our affairs, they are it.

    35. Re:Worthless summary by negRo_slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      300 years ago, England sent all their convicts to Australia. America got all their religious nuts. Australia got a better deal.

      You're kidding right? They have an Internet Filter for Christ's sake. What do we have: A first amendment. I'd say we got the better deal.

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    36. Re:Worthless summary by Miseph · · Score: 1

      But he LOVES foot washing.

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    37. Re:Worthless summary by spire3661 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Freedom of speech also means that you are to respect your fellow man's views, regardless of how unpopular they are, for it may be your views next that become sanctioned. Freedom of speech is far more than Government vs us. IT is a principal that every man's voice deserves a chance to be heard.

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    38. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God hates mescaline activities.

    39. Re:Worthless summary by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Freedom of speech also means that you are to respect your fellow man's views, regardless of how unpopular they are, for it may be your views next that become sanctioned

      In fact it's exactly the opposite. Freedom of speech guarantees you the right to respect, disrespect, ignore, or anything else of someone elses views.

      I think what you're getting at is that to maintain freedom of speech we must all believe in peoples rights to express their views. Respect is something else entirely.

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    40. Re:Worthless summary by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      Harmless nutjobs like Phelps are not worth getting riled over, they are just harmlessly exercising their First Amendment Rights and providing entertainment to people who are more open minded.

      The ones you have to watch, and the ones to whom your solution will likely be applied one day, are those who listen to nutjobs and use them to push through laws that take away rights of those who don't agree with the original nutjobs for their own short term benefit.

      Those are the real threats, the ones with political/financial power and short sighted, selfish agendas that have no problem fucking over 99% of the population of the Earth if it makes them some money or increases their influence with others who also have power.

    41. Re:Worthless summary by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      Not my God. :)

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    42. Re:Worthless summary by WillDraven · · Score: 1

      My guess would be that they're more likely unwilling to go to prison, rather than unwilling to engage in some violence.

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    43. Re:Worthless summary by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "You don't have the intestinal fortitude for real violence."

      Speak for yourself, Mr. Less felonies and Conspiracy charges than me.

      I sure as hell *WILL* kill the Phelps clan given half a chance. GLADLY.

      You're the one without the intestinal, OR TESTICULAR, fortitude for violence. Your ass posts on slashdot, I get out there and stir shit up to make things change, even if it does make me a criminal.

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    44. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, seeing as they want to filter the Internet now, I don't know about that.

    45. Re:Worthless summary by TheRon6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree completely. Frankly I think these idiots have done a lot to help the gay community. I remember back when they were picketing the funerals of dead soldiers, ranting about how they went to hell since they defended an allegedly gay-loving country. The best part was seeing marines going up to them and just glaring at them with pure hatred, clearly on the verge of beating the shit out of them. I have a lot of respect for our soldiers (regardless of what our leaders are telling them to do) and that just really struck me as a symbol of patriotism standing up against these people. It's because of stuff like that that no one takes them seriously. We all know they're total scum so we don't need to talk about it every time these people stage yet another silly protest.

      In short, they've essentially made it fun and cool to hate people who hate gays. Keep up the good work Westboro!

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    46. Re:Worthless summary by Khyber · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Freedom of speech also means that you are to respect your fellow man's views"

      NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T. Read the fucking constitution, from the goddamned Declaration of Independence all the way through the bill of rights. Freedom of speech is the GOVERNMENT being unable to silence our thoughts about the government or speaking our minds. Respect is earned, not inherently given.

      And your views right now get absolutely NO respect from me with that sort of ignorance.

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    47. Re:Worthless summary by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      08/13/2010 6:45 PM - 7:30 PM Los Angeles, CA Staples Center 1111 S. Figueroa St

      Should we bring cameras? Or isn't that enough notice?

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    48. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wholly incorrect sir.

      Freedom of speech is only the right to speak, to express a viewpoint (within reasonable limits, e.g. hate speech) — whether or not the words which have been spoken are given any respect at all is entirely up to the individual whom heard it. There is no right to agreement or respect of one's opinionated viewpoint nor is there a right for anyone to listen or give credence to them.

      The principal of free speech ends with its expression; as does its protection (again, see the legality of hate speech).

    49. Re:Worthless summary by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Needs to be closer to me in location. My katana only reaches out so far.

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    50. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but we're adept at circumventing it. That sort of shit is in our genes.

      The politicians aren't worried cause they know we'll do what comes naturally. What filter?

    51. Re:Worthless summary by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      My grandmother used to say shit in one hand and wish in the other, then see which one fills up first.

      If they sued me, or their surviving reletives tried to, they would get a steaming pile of shit because that's about all I have in my name. Almost everything is either tucked away in a trust of some sort and I'm simply an employee, or it went by-by when the ex figured she could do better with the neighbor's nephew.

      Thankfully, my distrust in the government made my breakup less expensive for me. But anyways, attempting to goad someone into violence so they can suit you has got to be one of the absolute dumbest ideas ever. I have my assets hidden but others might not have anything at all except the self respect they just stepped on in order to incite the violence. These people might be better off in jail with a structured learning environment, 3 balanced meals a day, and a comfortable out of the weather place to sleep at night.

      I can easily see the judge say, you lose everything you own and have some guy in rags empty his pockets to give Phelp's crew a couple mismatched buttons and 55 cents in change, then proudly jot off into what would be a vacation to him- jail for a couple weeks.

    52. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teeheehee ... that's the best example you can come up with in 200-300 years? Something that may or may not happen?

      Gee, that's a shiny watch guv'ner

    53. Re:Worthless summary by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I think you are both saying the same things and semantics are simply getting in the way. Respect can have a dual meaning in the context of the statements as in it can modify what is being said, as well as the right to say it. I believe you both were speaking to the right to say something, not about what was being said.

      I used to play a game in school with a couple of classmates in which we purposely set out to obfuscate out points until the very end of the statements while leaning into a vulgar or disrespectful direction then bringing it totally back to innocence. Anyways, we purposely attempted to mix semantics like that to give the wrong impression. I think this happened by accident here but I see the same issues surrounding it.

    54. Re:Worthless summary by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It's not the views you have to respect, it's his ability to have views that you need to respect. You can disagree with anything he says or believes in, you just can't stop him from believing or saying them if he isn't infringing on any of your rights when doing so.

    55. Re:Worthless summary by hey! · · Score: 1

      Ah, but here the Comic-Con fans have demonstrated how misguided your position is. Phelps has provided them with an opportunity not only to express their own contrary opinions, but to have fun doing so.

      The metaphysical poet (and Anglican priest) George Herbert has a much more sensible position on this than yours. He once said, "Living well is the best revenge."

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    56. Re:Worthless summary by JanneM · · Score: 1

      "Fred Phelps and his followers should be dragged out behind the barn, and put out of everyone's misery."

      No. They should be held up to public ridicule. And they should be exposed as self-declared exponents of christianity, forcing more mainstream christians to take a clear stand against the vile, hateful dogma Phelps is spouting, or be lumped right in with these hateful clowns.

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    57. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People claim that violence has never solved anything - but a good, solid dose lead in his ear would solve all of Phelp's problems.

      A neat idea would be Phelps and company protest a military funeral and it pushes a sniper suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome over the edge, and he starts picking them off one by one at their protests.

    58. Re:Worthless summary by fostware · · Score: 1

      The only difference between a religious nut and a convict is getting caught...

      Nobody got the better deal :(

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    59. Re:Worthless summary by DarkEmpath · · Score: 1

      Isn't free speech protected in America? Or is it only agreed speech?

      Only agreed speech is safe. I thought pretty much everyone knew that.

      Back in 2001 after the WTC was destroyed, an Australian boxer was denied entry to the US to compete in a match because he had been quoted as saying something along the lines of "Looks like US foreign policy came home to roost". Protecting things you want to hear is pointless - nobody is going to complain or stop you. The whole idea of "freedom of speech" is to protect people when they say things you don't want to hear. The US doesn't have that.

      You have "free speech zones", for christ's sake, how blind can you be? The US is the least free of all the developed nations, no matter how often you chant the contrary.

    60. Re:Worthless summary by FuckingNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The man who kills any member of Phelps' crew has done something far worse than any member of WBC. He is a murderer.

      He is for killing people based on their unpalatable opinions.

      In particular, he is for killing someone who is a fairly good test of an American's freedom to express unpalatable opinions.

      Someone who also fairly accurately represents a fundamentalist religious message ("God hates fags" - not "humans should hate fags") and exposes the angry roots of Abrahamic religion.

      Someone who reminds us of several millennia of thinking about homosexuality, tweaked only in the past 40 years and extant in many parts of the world. An argument cannot be fought if its defenders are simply oppressed.

      Someone, finally, whose messages are more complex than simple gay-bashing. I can guarantee you that every man you respect has at least one opinion which would make your blood boil, but you're happy to listen to everything else they say. Is it good to speak out against pedophilia in the Catholic church? To question the military's idolatrous respect of the US flag? To point out that Iraq was quite secular for an Arab nation while Bush was on a warmongering anti-Muslim campaign? To protest hate speech laws? Phelps has done all these things. And does his politically incorrect, courage-of-convictions straight talking have a place in modern debate? Certainly. If a mad cunt from the middle of nowhere can achieve that sort of international public recognition over such a long period, we all have something to learn from him.

      Even if all you learn is that "God hates fags". Which is true. Abrahamic God as described in the OT hates fags.

      And if this makes you not respect Abrahamic God because Abrahamic God sounds like a bit of a douche, well, all's the better.

      What is there to lose by allowing Phelps to speak? He's not even wrong.

      If people like Phelps cannot protest at military funerals any more, then America has lost and the American military's missions are yet more futile and other than in the spirit of defending America's freedom. If that's even possible.

    61. Re:Worthless summary by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Good post. But, we differ on "And what good would that do? Isn't free speech protected in America? Or is it only agreed speech?" If Phelps and company stayed in their little church house, preached sermons, put their trash on the web, and wrote submissions for the various newspapers, I wouldn't detest them as much as I do. And, I would argue to defend their freedom of speech, as much as I disagree with them.

      There is a problem with that. The forms of communication that you listed are pretty much one way. Or can be made so. They can spout their hate and get no challenge. Create their own little echo chamber. And a certain weak minded minority will find themselves agreeing. This is dangerous. In public, they are not in control. They can't stop someone joining their picket with funny placards as the comic con people did, or they can't stop a whole drag troupe joining in and handing out slightly suggestive pastries to passers by..

      But think a little deeper. Right now, it's one bat shit family. Left alone, and anonymous, you have one bat shit family who can lure others in with bible reading groups, web forums etc. After a year or so of anonymity, everybody forgets the nutters, and that nice Mr Phelps invites someone over for dinner. This is how such poison spreads. Far better they do it in public instead of hidden away where they can get inside people's heads.

      IMHO, they go beyond freedom of speech when they picket funerals. I see trespass. They are trespassing on a family's right to peacefully lay their son/daughter/husband/father/whatever to rest. There are times and places when any decent human being will bend over backwards to accomodate another human being. Personally, I've avoided funerals where people thought I should show up, because I had not one good word to say about the dead guy. It would take a low life to attend a funeral, just to tell everyone that the stiff if finally where he belongs.

      No. freedom of speech is one of those funny things that gets misunderstood a lot. The hardest part is accepting that even the stuff that turns your stomach and makes you want to punch the speaker until they are a bloody pulp is still protected. It has to be. Because if you can silence someone, someone can also silence you.

      And sadly trespass requires setting foot on private property. Unless they actually entered the cemetery, no trespass. Possibly harassment, breach of the peace? I agree. this is very very wrong. And they should be stopped picketing at a funeral, but they can not and must not be stopped picketing ABOUT it.

      But someone else posted that they have been stopped now... Hopefully it applies to all funerals, because they did the same at gay funerals I think. And scum like this just move on to a new target when stopped attacking the old target.

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    62. Re:Worthless summary by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Freedom of speech also means that you are to respect your fellow man's views, regardless of how unpopular they are, for it may be your views next that become sanctioned. Freedom of speech is far more than Government vs us. IT is a principal that every man's voice deserves a chance to be heard.

      No. you are only supposed to unconditionally respect their right to express their views. You are free to view their views with utter contempt, and you are also free to say so. Freedom of speech works both ways.

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    63. Re:Worthless summary by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      The best justice would be for the police to announce that they would not intervene, and if the public wanted to rip them limb from limb, that would be fine.

      They deserve nothing but contempt, censure, restraining orders, bankruptcy by litigation, incarceration, and psychiatric supervision and chemical restraint.

      If there was ever a candidate for a policeman in a totalitarian government, you are it.

    64. Re:Worthless summary by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      When the fuck was it written into the constitution that some freak could come to YOUR MAMA'S FUNERAL to protest?

      That's right, remove the word military in your own sentence.

      "If people like Phelps cannot protest at FuckingNickName's mother's funeral any more, then America has lost"

      I take it that if 30 people show up at your mother's funeral to protest her, and to declare that she is bound for hell, all very noise and obtrusive, that you'll still be cool with their right to protest?

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    65. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wonder how this "Everyone should be allowed to say whatever they want" squares with Jefferson's assertion that "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." I guess a couple ass hats like Fred Phelps don't a tyrant make, but I wonder where the line gets drawn...

    66. Re:Worthless summary by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Actually 300 years ago America got all the convicts, but they complained, got French help, and 200 years ago convicts got sent to Australia.
      That silly little version of an Irish/Polish/Negro joke really just shows how little Americans know about their own history.

    67. Re:Worthless summary by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "And sadly trespass requires setting foot on private property.And sadly trespass requires setting foot on private property."

      Main Entry: 1trespass
      Pronunciation: \tres-ps, -pas\
      Function: noun
      Etymology: Middle English trespas, from Anglo-French, passage, overstepping, misdeed, from trespasser
      Date: 13th century

      1 a : a violation of moral or social ethics : transgression; especially : sin b : an unwarranted infringement
      2 a : an unlawful act committed on the person, property, or rights of another; especially : a wrongful entry on real property b : the legal action for injuries resulting from trespass

      Over the years, I've read a number of stories, articles, and opinions. Once again, IANAL, but it is not necessary that a person actually step onto private property to be guilty of trespass. Depending on the specific wording of your local ordinances, you can charge the neighbor with trespass for playing his music loudly all night long.

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    68. Re:Worthless summary by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      I take it that if 30 people show up at your mother's funeral to protest her, and to declare that she is bound for hell, all very noise and obtrusive, that you'll still be cool with their right to protest?

      If they were noisy then it might be a local ordinance matter. if they were obstructing my movements then it would probably be a police matter.

      But if they were hanging out in a big group with placards and leaflets informing all funeral-goers that my mother was a whore and would be going to hell, so what? I can cope with the idea that some people think my mother is evil - hell, she's no saint. I can especially cope with a bunch of irrational blowhards thinking my mother is evil.

      Imagine right now that every human knew all your opinions and actions and the opinions and actions of those close to you. It is inevitable that millions of people would find many aspects of your/their lives repulsive and would consider you evil. The only reason people aren't picketing outside you or your loved ones' houses is that they can't be bothered concentrating on you/them. But so many people, if they knew about you or your loved ones, would hate you or them and be happy to tell you and them.

      The same applies to me, and it doesn't bother me. Why would it? I'm a grown-up now, I understand that people think insane thoughts. For example, you want people dead because they express a disagreeable opinion at your opinion of the "wrong time". Maybe you'll want to picket my mother's funeral to make a point about how annoying it is. Go ahead. It might provide some distraction and amusement. She'll already be dead, so it won't spoil any memories I have of her.

      (Western funerals are a far too concentrated opportunity to express emotion anyway. Perhaps you should take this message from Phelps' picketing: Western mourning rituals suck.)

    69. Re:Worthless summary by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just me, but "on the verge" sounds rather like "almost losing control". Believe me - a marine wouldn't lose control. He is a very controlled, very trained killing machine. He is only waiting for sufficient legal justification before actually going into action. ;^)

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    70. Re:Worthless summary by Kirijini · · Score: 1

      Depending on the specific wording of your local ordinances, you can charge the neighbor with trespass for playing his music loudly all night long.

      You're thinking of nuisance. The Wikipedia article on trespass is pretty good.

    71. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are doing it wrong, and learned nothing from Jesus. The correct way to protest a funeral is to perform a resurrection.

    72. Re:Worthless summary by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You're the one without the intestinal, OR TESTICULAR, fortitude for violence.

      You don't know me.

      Your ass posts on slashdot, I get out there and stir shit up to make things change, even if it does make me a criminal.

      Yet, even if I don't, my comment is still internally consistent, because I'm not calling for the death of Phelps.

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    73. Re:Worthless summary by mjwx · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're kidding right? They have some BS pushed by the ACL and failed twice in parliment for Christ's sake. What do we have:warrant-less wiretapping and seizures at the airport for just looking funny. I'd say we got the better deal.

      There, Fixed that for you.

      The internet filter in Australia exists only in your mind, parliament smacked down the idea twice.

      OTOH, how are those free speech zones and TSA searches going.

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    74. Re:Worthless summary by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

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    75. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But as a descendant of one of those convicts this article moves me to ask, "How the F****" do magnets work? Maybe if God knows he can tell someone in that church and they can pass on some useful information.

    76. Re:Worthless summary by Bahamut_Omega · · Score: 1

      Would a nice Rider Kick suffice? I'd send either Amazon, Kiva, Den-O, Decade or Double after them if it was my choice. DiEnd might work; although he tends gun & run.

    77. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 insightful for that? Wow, slashdot sure has gone down the tubes....

    78. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a proposal for an Internet Filter for fucks sake. What do you have: warrantless wiretapping. I'd say we got the better deal.

    79. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except tha tfighting words is in a one on one confrontation and the supreme court has never found in favor of the person oppressing the speech on those grounds. Nice try though. Just admit, you don't like them and want free speech only for people you like.

    80. Re:Worthless summary by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

      You're kidding right? They have some BS pushed by the ACL and failed twice in parliment for Christ's sake. What do we have:warrant-less wiretapping and seizures at the airport for just looking funny. I'd say we got the better deal.

      There, Fixed that for you.

      The internet filter in Australia exists only in your mind, parliament smacked down the idea twice.

      OTOH, how are those free speech zones and TSA searches going.

      Free speech zones got the boot with Bush, near as I can tell. On the contrary, if anything the American left listens too much to it's critics, as evidenced by the firing of an innocent woman last week. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOYl0_sz6o

      AS far as TSA goes, meh. I doubt there's an airport in this world where passengers aren't scrutinized to some degree. I've flown many times in and from the US without feeling like my freedoms are significantly curtailed.

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    81. Re:Worthless summary by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Actually, we got all the convicts first. We just like to pretend its was religous folks so we can act superior. England only started sending convicts to Australia after 1776 when they lost their North American dumping ground.

    82. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he has wasted a perfectly good bullet

    83. Re:Worthless summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At what point do the rights of free speech conflict with the rights of a family to intern their dead in peace? Frankly, I don't care what Phelps and his inbread hoard of idiots has to say. However, there are times and places where such things are appropriate. Funerals for fallen heroes are not public forums for political activism. They are sacred, solemn events for the families of the deceased.

      While he and his ilk certainly are entitled to be heard, this is exactly the same as the old "screaming fire in a movie theatre".

      The families of the dead should not be affected simply because this idiot and his offspring want to make headlines. There are reasonable limits that can, and should, be enforced. These don't necessarily have to conflict with his rights, but ignoring said restraints violates those rights of the families. Since Phelps is unable to restrain himself, or more likely is doing these things simply for monetary gain, restraint to the extent necessary to protect the rights of others is justified.

      Now, if the opportunity presented itself to personally square off with one of these morons......

    84. Re:Worthless summary by mjwx · · Score: 1

      AS far as TSA goes, meh.

      You may say meh, but I fly into and out of various Asian airports on a six monthly basis and I've never been greeted with suspicion or contempt. Oddly enough the security forces of Malaysia, Thailand, Singapore, Philippines and Cambodia seem to welcome foreign travellers, which is a far sight from US security forces when confronted by a white male with a half dozen Thailand entry stamps on their passport.

      Same with the Australian Customs Service, they are actually polite when asking you to comply with security procedures and the only issue I've had with them is that they seem to like scanning my guitar case (maybe I just dont look like a guitarist).

      Scrutiny is one thing and it can be done politely. Absolute contempt is how I'd describe the way the TSA acts towards passengers, further more the TSA has no accountability or oversight (meaning they can get away with murder). Even my housemate got some guff going through LAX a few weeks back, his work sorted out all his visas and paperwork but he's Jewish and got mistaken for a Muslim so they stuck him in a holding area with a few others whilst they verified his birth place really was Melbourne (BTW, he's not even that Jewish, nothing is Kosher in my house).

      If you think the TSA is benign, you haven't travelled enough.

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    85. Re:Worthless summary by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

      While it's not a valid excuse for everything you claim to have experienced, it's not like we don't have good reason to be cautious. When's the last time Malaysia had three planes hijacked and flew into highly populated buildings in a highly populated area? Who would even bother doing that to a piddling island like Australia?

      While I have to take into the real possibility that you've run into some Joe Rednecks who took their new found authority too seriously(coupled with a likely (admittedly misguided) sense of patriotism and duty,) you don't seem to want to acknowledge or respect that America does not tolerate being attacked...despite the fact that you are probably living a much different and likely better life directly because of how we feel about being attacked. Or would you like to claim you would have been better off if Hitler and Hirohito had been left unchallenged to take over the world?

      I am a ACLU card carrying, police hating, freedom loving person, but I am glad my country takes attacks on our soil very seriously, and if you are that upset about our being 'rude' because of that seriousness, stay the fuck out.

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  2. Heh by Dyinobal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I rather liked the guy dressed as bender with a sign that said kill all humans. Honestly people should get together and do stuff like this more often it makes for some rather amusing pictures. perhaps even the people who are serious protesters will realize how crazy out their they are.

    1. Re:Heh by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Or the serious / crazy protesters might conclude that the Bender / etc. guys are serious (Poe's Law) - do we really want that? ;p

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    2. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I hadn't seen that smiley I would've thought you were serious! :)

    3. Re:Heh by hitmark · · Score: 1

      i guess its not a question of want, but of inevitability...

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    4. Re:Heh by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      I felt the same way. It's a brilliant counter protest. There's really no response to pointing out how ridiculous people look.


      perhaps even the people who are serious protesters will realize how crazy out their they are.

      Never happen. It's not about rational thought, it's about Us vs Them. If anything it'll strengthen the group cohesion of the crazies and make them crazier. They'll just shrug it off as another sign they're winning against the commie faggot hippie liberals and their insane robot cartoon protest. That doesn't matter of course, since the counter protest is about influencing everyone else who looks at Phelps bunch of nuts.

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    5. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps even the people who are serious protesters will realize how crazy out their they are.

      You mean "there".

      God hates typos.

  3. If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think there may be hope for the middle east.

    1. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think there may be hope for the middle east.

      Except if you had RTFA, you'd note that the Trekkie was holding a sign that said "God Hates Jedi". I think he was one of the serious protesters, but got lumped in with the comic-con spoofers.

    2. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by xenobyte · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually I think he was a spoofer, playing on the age-old Trek vs. Wars feud. After all, true Trekkies hate Star Wars and all things from that universe, the Jedi in particular. Also bear in mind that the Church of Jedi have been officially recognized as a church now, which makes the "God Hates Jedi" a pretty obvious slogan... ;)
       

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    3. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      "God Hates Jedi" a pretty obvious slogan

      It may be obvious to you, but its not to me! Whose side is this slogan on? I cant figure if its serious or not (and I am a Christian)!

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    4. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swoooosh!

    5. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I assumed that "Gods hates Fags" made as much sense as "God Hates Jedi", well actually a lot less sense. If our "all-knowing" and "all-powerful" God really hated fags so much, why did he make them? The Westboro whackos seems to think that god is obsessed with hating gays and pretty much everyone else that doesn't behave in strict accordance the Mosaic laws of the old testament; saying God hates Jedi is the ridiculous logical extension of that logic; and therefore ridicules the Westboro Baptist Church's dogma.

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    6. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh

    7. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      the age-old Trek vs. Wars feud. After all, true Trekkies hate Star Wars

      I never understood that. "Hey, let's hate part of what we love". I like sci-fi, why wouldn't I want a lightsaber -and- a tricorder? Silly feuds, silly, stupid feuds.

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    8. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Velex · · Score: 0, Troll

      Agh, I hit the moderate button but I'd already posted some stupid comment that pales in comparison to yours, so I couldn't moderate you +1, Informative. Anyone else want to do the honors?

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    9. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Because tricorders suck ass and are for silly little girls, of course ;)

    10. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      why did he make them?

      Who says he made them? Certainly not any bible or religions organization that I know of. God Mad man-mankind and gave them free will. Saying god created Fags is about as rediculous as claiming what he likes or hates.

      The Westboro whackos seems to think that god is obsessed with hating gays and pretty much everyone else that doesn't behave in strict accordance the Mosaic laws of the old testament; saying God hates Jedi is the ridiculous logical extension of that logic; and therefore ridicules the Westboro Baptist Church's dogma.

      I guess even a blind squirrel will find a nut every now and then. I agree with this point as it makes perfect sense. However, I'm not sure it's "the Mosaic laws of the old testament" as the covenant of Christianity is premised on the ability to ask forgiveness for our sins and repent as god found that we could never follow his will exactly as outlined with a free will. It's sort of like why divorce is permitted but forbidden, Jesus said god knew we would make mistakes and couldn't follow the rules so he gave us an out that we should avoid taking.

    11. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      It's sort of like why divorce is permitted but forbidden

      Wait, What? That's incredibly acrobatic logic right there, it should have gone to the Olympics, maybe it could have won gold!!

    12. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      God said that once you were married, you became one and could never be separated.

      Mosses required a couple to get a divorce because their hearts hated each other so much that it would cause them to be damned. This is where the rule allowing divorce which directly contradicts God's will to be established.

      Jesus talks about this in Mathew 19 in which he said that except for unfaithfulness, you can't divorce. And if you do for any other reason, then remarrying will be adultery which is also forbidden in the bible.

      It's one of those because of man, not because of god's intent. the leaders of the religion allow it because the alternative is worse, but God's view (if you believe his view was expressed in the bible) is that once you are married, you become one and do not separate again. When Jesus talks about becoming a eunuch, he is saying that if you can't remain as one, then don't attempt to become another again, just give up on conjugal duties altogether because you need to remain faithful.

    13. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by critter42 · · Score: 1

      I think there may be hope for the middle east.

      Except if you had RTFA, you'd note that the Trekkie was holding a sign that said "God Hates Jedi". I think he was one of the serious protesters, but got lumped in with the comic-con spoofers.

      Um, I think your irony detector might be defective - you might want to see if you can get it exchanged for a working one...

    14. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by budgenator · · Score: 1

      "Saying god created Fags is about as rediculous as claiming what he likes or hates."
      I thought God created everyone and everything, being gay or not isn't a choice, it's a state of being, and primarily genetically determined; so yes God created the fags. Even at that, I've never found or have been shown where God even cares about homosexuality other than two men have sex is forbidden.

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    15. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by incubbus13 · · Score: 1

      I think your god spends way too much time paying attention to what consenting adults are doing in bed. It's a little creepy, frankly. My mom taught me that it wasn't polite to eavesdrop. My ex-girlfriend taught me it sometimes was, if you were invited. But the invitation seems to be a crucial part of human social interactions.

      K.

    16. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Um, I think your irony detector might be defective - you might want to see if you can get it exchanged for a working one...

      I'm sorry, I shouldn't have let you borrow it to read my comment with. +5 Funny was a pretty big tipoff that...


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    17. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually, being gay is a conditioned behavior in which someone chooses to repress or act upon much like finding the color yellow pleasing or displeasing. It's quite possible that they have not had any choice in the matter so it still can not be a choice but they weren't "born that way". It's not a "born that way" or anything else that would suggest someone who is gay would be defective or genetically inferior then any normal person. Gay people, just like any other persons, are genetically equal, superior, and or inferior given the population in the same way as everyone else in this world is in relation to each other. In other words, there is no "gay impairment". But that's besides the point and not even relevant to this discussion.

      And no, if you believe the bible and God created all things, then you will know that God stopped and gave people "Free Will" in which they make their own choices. Plus, if you are also going to push the bible, then you have to accept the works of Satan and demonic influences in which God allows. So that logic is just as broke as pretending to know what God likes or dislikes.

      Even at that, I've never found or have been shown where God even cares about homosexuality other than two men have sex is forbidden.

      That's my point on claiming to speak for God in what he hates. Unless he specifically says it, then it little more then someone's imagination or assumption base on very little information. The bible says very little about homosexuality other then not screwing the same sex or dressing like the opposite sex. And in some of that, it's not pretending to be God's spoken word, it's someone's law who is ruling over God's people. IT may be an anointed leader, but it's not God saying some of it.

    18. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol.. My God.. Who said it was my God? Just because I know of something doesn't mean I take ownership of it. You also need to read the thread and spend a fraction of the time you use thinking up what you think are witty responses on investigate what your speaking of.

      Anyways, the religions throughout history were used as a way to set authority in order for rules and laws to be established to keep the peace and for the protection of the society. Two people fighting over the same girl or a dishonest person among the midst of a population is detrimental to all that (more so in the past then in the present). Look at how many laws are broken and people are convicted each year because someone cheated on someone else. Everything from assault to vandalism to murder and in between stem from infidelity in relationships. And if children are involved, look out, you are either putting a kid out there with half the support he should have, or you are always paying for them while someone else raises your family. We have orderly ways to force people into hating each other peaceably not, not so much back then.

      The God we are speaking of, doesn't pay attention to what consenting adults do until it's time to gain eternal life or ask him for a favor. He's not looking into the bedroom or anything of the sorts, he just knows. He set some rules down, and if you follow them, you gain his favor, if you don't follow them, you don't. If you really piss him off, he reserves a special place for your soul.

      Now the only reason this was brought up is because of the reference to "the Mosaic laws of the old testament" mentioned by the op in which I explained the difference between the christian covenant and how it differs. This difference was then questioned and then explained. Don't attempt to make it more then that.

    19. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      Actually, being gay is a conditioned behavior in which someone chooses to repress or act upon much like finding the color yellow pleasing or displeasing. It's quite possible that they have not had any choice in the matter so it still can not be a choice but they weren't "born that way". It's not a "born that way" or anything else that would suggest someone who is gay would be defective or genetically inferior then any normal person. Gay people, just like any other persons, are genetically equal, superior, and or inferior given the population in the same way as everyone else in this world is in relation to each other. In other words, there is no "gay impairment". But that's besides the point and not even relevant to this discussion.

      Ugh. I haven't seen any evidence of this at all. The gay people that I know haven't been 'conditioned' to be gay, I'm pretty sure. In fact, I'd say based on their lives, they were conditioned to not be gay, but ended up that way anyway.

      I have a friend who hates cilantro, and another that hates broccoli. It's not because they've been conditioned to it, they just don't like it; there are, in fact, genetic differences between people that cause them to find the taste of broccoli or cilantro distasteful. I like both of them, and most people don't mind them, but that doesn't make them defective or genetically inferior, just different. I've always figured that gay people are like that too. They just like people of the same sex; I like people of the opposite sex. It's just part of who we are, and doesn't have anything to do with conditioning.

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    20. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If our "all-knowing" and "all-powerful" God really hated fags so much, why did he make them?

      For the same reason I make liver and onions occasionally. To keep my wife happy.

    21. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by vanye · · Score: 1

      So God's wife is a fag hag ?

      Maybe this universe is really just in God's basement and the good universe is kept in the living room, along with the best china...

    22. Re:If Trekkies and Jedi can work together by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Ugh. I haven't seen any evidence of this at all. The gay people that I know haven't been 'conditioned' to be gay, I'm pretty sure. In fact, I'd say based on their lives, they were conditioned to not be gay, but ended up that way anyway.

      You don't see any evidence of air or different elements in the air yet you believe it to be true. Human sexuality is a psycho-conditioned behavioral response to environmental, social, financial, and other factors. Whether you see it or not is your choice but it's obvious in different societies in how they treat sexuality. And lets face it, unless there is a mental problem, the act of sex is physically mechanical in it's rawest elements. what is left is selection and that boils down to preference and availability- both subjective and conditioned responses.

      Trust me when I say that gays' are not genetic mutants or mentally handicapped as being born like that would imply.

      I have a friend who hates cilantro, and another that hates broccoli. It's not because they've been conditioned to it, they just don't like it; there are, in fact, genetic differences between people that cause them to find the taste of broccoli or cilantro distasteful. I like both of them, and most people don't mind them, but that doesn't make them defective or genetically inferior, just different. I've always figured that gay people are like that too. They just like people of the same sex; I like people of the opposite sex. It's just part of who we are, and doesn't have anything to do with conditioning.

      The like and dislike of tastes like cilantro or broccoli or whatever is conditioned too. There are two known sets of genes or gene states in which taste is either heighten or suppressed to some degree but the actual like and dislike is preferential not genetic. The difference in the genes would be that they can taste more of the cilantro in which it's soapy flavor and aroma comes obviously through where it's bitter hot flavor is what most the rest of us taste. Now because people both like and dislike the heightened flavors, it must be a preference and not something they were born with. In other words, it's Psychosomatic whether you are conscious of the interactions or not. An example of an influence that caused the preference might be a great aunt washing your mouth out with soap for cussing at age 4 in which you don't remember at all, but you are repulsed by old ladies and the taste of soap now.

      You are right in that gay people are similar to those who like or dislike broccoli, they act on influences either known or unknown to them, but it's not genetic, it's conditioned behavioral response. And yes, pushing someone to hard not to be something can force them into being it because of our inherent rebellious nature which is also related to emotions like greed, envy, distrust and hate.

  4. slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by Trepidity · · Score: 3, Informative

    Satirical counterprotests of Fred Phelps are getting a bit boring, aren't they? That's basically what everyone does these days when they show up.

    1. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by AlecC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So what? Freedom needs to be continually fought for; if you ignore Phelps and give him no opposition, his viewpoint will gradually become more and more accepted; people will think him "normal" even if they don't agree with him. And good humoured satire seems to me the very best way to deal with him. Amusing, photogenic to spread the word, and non-confrontational. Freedom of speed (correctly) allows him to express his loathsome opinions - it should be used to provide the counterbalance.

      I particularly liked "Odin is God - read The Mighty Thor #5". It beautifully encapsulates the curcularity of the bible bashers arguments.

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    2. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Laughter shall destroy the tyrant.
      - old jungle saying

      _______
      extra credit for guessing the source =)

    3. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Satirical counterprotests of Fred Phelps are getting a bit boring, aren't they?

      They're orders of magnitude more entertaining than continually being confronted by idiots holding signs saying "god hates fags". Yeah? Well, God is dead, and the fags are still here. Long live advertising!

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    4. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by Froboz23 · · Score: 1

      Fred Phelps and the crazy guy from Poltergeist II.

      http://totallylookslike.com/upcoming/?pid=10073

      Coincidence? I think not!

      But not all the counter protesters are satirical. God really does hate the new Facebook.

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      Take off every Sig. For great justice.
    5. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better Phelps counterprotest in two words:

      Shotgun. Massacre.

    6. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Satirical counterprotests of Fred Phelps are getting a bit boring, aren't they?"

      Nope.
      Nor is the main point of those protests to be entertaining.

      But what do you think about Phelps' protests?

    7. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Satirical counterprotests of Fred Phelps are getting a bit boring, aren't they? That's basically what everyone does these days when they show up.

      It's good to see the UofC is upholding its tradition of free markets, free speech and quirky behavior. Maybe the scavenger hunt needs something Phelpsian...

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    8. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Phelps' protests themselves have been boring since I was in high school. Seriously I don't think he's done anything new since the 1990s; it's still just all "god hates fags" all the time. The satirical counterprotest trend in the past few years livened them up a bit and made him internet-meme-worthy again (instead of a 10-y-o dead meme), but those are now starting to get old too.

    9. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful


      So what? Freedom needs to be continually fought for; if you ignore Phelps and give him no opposition

      The source of the problem isn't really that there's people like Phelps, and nobody is opposing them. It's that guy and his utterly minuscule congregation get any media attention at all. There's a million people out their that are batshit insane and worry about the orbital mind control lasers that nobody pays attention to. But yet this guy and his handful of followers gets paid attention to. Why?

      If we could somehow get the media to drop covering this guy, that'd do a hell of a lot more than these counter-protests ever would. That's likely not possible, as this guy sells a lot of eyeballs. I'd just like to point out that ignoring people is sometimes a very good solution to the "problem".

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    10. Re:slightly funny, but kind of predictable by now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the links. Nope. Never gets old.

  5. Still doing that? by Paxinum · · Score: 0, Troll

    I can't believe people still are religious in public. That is like telling everyone you have aids. FYI: I am from Sweden.

    1. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm a Christian, and am not embarrassed to admit it. I'm embarrassed by these assholes, though. (Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true.)

      I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess.

      I actually saw them today at the con, holding up a Jesus Is Lord sign, as a bunch of cosplaying executioners paraded around. I didn't know it was the Westborough asshats, or I'd have had words with them, like my pastor did with some similar guys protesting outside the Percy Jackson and the Harry Potter Ripoffs movie.

    2. Re:Still doing that? by amRadioHed · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess.

      Actually, it kind of is. See Occam's Razor. To elaborate, if the universe needed to be created by something, and that something was God, then God also needed to be created by something. If God didn't need to be created by something, then there's no reason why the universe would need to be.

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    3. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>To elaborate, if the universe needed to be created by something, and that something was God, then God also needed to be created by something

      Only if it is necessary that both the universe and God be created. The universe with its one-dimensional timeline is pretty clear to have had an origin (with the big bang), it's unclear if it is necessary for an entity existing outside of time to be created.

      In other words, it's not an especially compelling analogy between the two.

    4. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, atheists aren't saying that the universe created itself. All they say is that from the data we have as of today, it seems the universe was born in a kind of big explosion they decided to call the "Big Bang". What caused it is completely out of our reach right now, we can only make wild speculations about it. Until we have some data that can help us understand what happened, we're in the dark.
      The idea of a human-looking god, is equally probable as the string theory (though, here, the maths kinda work) or a turtle-looking god, for what we know.

    5. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>However, we do think you are all delusional.

      And you also get upset when theists call you asshats, am I right? (Do you never wonder why?)

      Honestly, I think the arguments for the existence of God are more compelling than the opposite, but doing your dickwad atheist bit isn't a good counterargument.

      Dawkins has made being-an-asshole-to-theists his raison d'etre, but it neither makes him right, nor even sound particularly smart. His arguments are laughably bad when he strays outside the area he knows (evolutionary biology) and into a region he knows nothing about (theology). To be fair, though - he's still not as stupid as the Westborough fuckers.

    6. Re:Still doing that? by mangu · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm a Christian, and am not embarrassed to admit it. I'm embarrassed by these assholes, though. (Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true.)

      I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess.

      Funny how you can contradict yourself in two sentences.

      It's always simpler to say the universe created itself than to say something else first created itself and later created the universe.

      I consider myself a Christian in the sense that I've read the Bible and believe Jesus taught the right lessons in ethics. But I'm perfectly able to separate the Genesis from Jesus. I refuse to accept a Middle Age transcript of a Bronze Age legend as some kind of fundamental truth in the same way I accept "love thy neighbor" as fundamental truth.

      I doubt that an anthropomorphic god such as postulated by the Christian churches exist. i even doubt that the man Jesus was someone who actually lived on earth. Call me an Atheist Christian if you wish.

      I believe the New Testament was a compilation of teachings by some Jewish scholars somewhere in Israel two thousand years ago but, no matter where those ideas came from, there's good value in them, if you can interpret them right.

    7. Re:Still doing that? by pagaboy · · Score: 1

      Fundamentalists that see non-fundamentalists as deluded; atheists that see non-atheists as deluded. Pick your side and brandish your billboard.

    8. Re:Still doing that? by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I consider myself a Christian in the sense that I've read the Bible and believe Jesus taught the right lessons in ethics.

      By that logic I'm a christian. Personally I think this is the worst case of selective doctrine I've ever seen.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
    9. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Honestly, I think the arguments for the existence of God are more compelling than the opposite, but doing your dickwad atheist bit isn't a good counterargument.

      What are the arguments for the existence of "God" that you think are so compelling?

    10. Re:Still doing that? by kindbud · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess.

      Yeah sure, reality is simply a matter of personal preference.

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      Edith Keeler Must Die
    11. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believing in invisible men in the sky that will reward you if your good is on par with believing in leprechauns or wish granting genies. Oddly, it is socially acceptable to admit to only one of those things.

    12. Re:Still doing that? by PBoyUK · · Score: 5, Informative

      Better to be considered an asshat by someone who is clearly delusional, than being delusional yourself - or enabling their delusions at the cost to society as a whole. Religion needs put down, hard. The best single argument for me against faith has been one posited by Hitchens in part 2 of a debate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYaQpRZJl18&feature=related (part1) and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkHuvErbpd0&NR=1 (part 2). The idea that existence of this sort of god being "compelling" is more absurd than belief in astrology, reading the future in tea-leaves and various other nonsense.

    13. Re:Still doing that? by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What if there were a single cause for many of the world's ills in both the social and personal spheres, from overpopulation, ecological destruction, ethnic violence and hatred, to addictions, conflicts between the sexes, the breakdown of the family, and even why it feels good to be bad? Sound too simplistic or far-fetched? A core underlying cause of all these problems is hidden authoritarianism.
      Buying into, communism, spiritual cults, organized religion, UFO cults, therapy cults, Jim Jones, David Koresh, Hitler or other authority beliefs where there is an unchallengeable book, ideology or leader generates self mistrust. It makes a person feel fundamentally mentally flawed. It causes you to look at evidence, logic, reason and what your mind would say is true, as garbage, you can not trust in, if it doesn't fit, the authority belief you bought into. These authority beliefs are social viruses that, like a computer virus, makes our basic human operating system dysfunctional. Just as a computer operating system controls how the parts work together, they say, moral codes provide the operating system both for self-control and social interaction. When the operating system is faulty, this produces distortions and malfunctions at all levels. As with computers, unmasking and decoding a virus allows one to disempower it. Buying into any religion does away with trust in your own mind and does away with uncorrupted critical thinking. Buying into an authority belief makes you a mental vegetable. The answer is to have courage enough to think for yourself.

      http://www.positiveatheism.org/mail/eml9671.htm

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      "Kill 'em all and let Root sort 'em out"
    14. Re:Still doing that? by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      (Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true.)

      All the good ones are.

      The rest is just watering down their religion for general acceptance!

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      This is blinging
    15. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Believing in invisible men in the sky that will reward you if your good is on par with believing in leprechauns or wish granting genies. Oddly, it is socially acceptable to admit to only one of those things.

      Says the Anonymous Coward, posting on a forum where I guarantee you the strong majority will be atheists replying to my post.

      There's several levels of irony and hypocrisy there, but it's 4AM and I have yet more Comicon photos to upload...

    16. Re:Still doing that? by Cyberax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "And you also get upset when theists call you asshats, am I right? (Do you never wonder why?)"

      Nope. Theists are deluded, what can one expect from them?

      "Dawkins has made being-an-asshole-to-theists his raison d'etre, but it neither makes him right, nor even sound particularly smart. His arguments are laughably bad when he strays outside the area he knows (evolutionary biology) and into a region he knows nothing about (theology). To be fair, though - he's still not as stupid as the Westborough fuckers."

      Hm? How do you measure qualifications in theology? So far, I haven't been able to discern 'good' theologists from 'bad' ones.

    17. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Yeah sure, reality is simply a matter of personal preference.

      Based on the current science, yeah. It seems more likely the universe had a starting point than it being eternally existing. If you have any counter-evidence, I'd love to see it.

    18. Re:Still doing that? by BSAtHome · · Score: 0, Troll

      And you also get upset when theists call you asshats, am I right? (Do you never wonder why?)

      Actually, no, I do not get called an ass very often. And for those instances it does occur, I generally do not feel offended, but rather confirmed in my world view. For what it matters, I really do not care about your belief, and I sure as hell will express my views about it.

      Honestly, I think the arguments for the existence of God are more compelling than the opposite, but doing your dickwad atheist bit isn't a good counterargument.

      Well, forwarding an argument without presenting the arguments is kinda weak. In my opinion, you would rather have 2 plus 2 being 5 for any large values of 2, regardless of the obvious futility of doing so blinding your eyes.

      Dawkins has made being-an-asshole-to-theists his raison d'etre, but it neither makes him right, nor even sound particularly smart. His arguments are laughably bad when he strays outside the area he knows (evolutionary biology) and into a region he knows nothing about (theology). To be fair, though - he's still not as stupid as the Westborough fuckers.

      Beware of the spaghetti monster. It is coming to get us all real soon now. Repent while you still can and get some tomato sauce with that if you please.

    19. Re:Still doing that? by dens · · Score: 1

      Sadly, in the US it's still the other way around. Most atheists here are still in the closet due to peer pressure or simply think of them as agnostics and don't realize or care that the world around them is still controlled by religion. If we banded together to form political groups as Richard Dawkins suggest, we could have a very powerful lobby with many millions of members.

    20. Re:Still doing that? by Dumnezeu · · Score: 1

      You should realize that atheists bring actual arguments and use logic, not a bunch of stupid excuses that have no chance of being considered logical arguments.

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      Yes, it's sarcasm. Deal with it!
    21. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>It's always simpler to say the universe created itself than to say something else first created itself and later created the universe.

      No, it's really not simpler. Our universe has a one-dimensional timeline, which means there's a definite beginning to it.

      It makes absolutely no sense to say that our universe created itself, and does makes sense to say it had an origin in something outside of the universe.

      This doesn't imply an anthropomorphic God, but a sort of Deistic Creator... much more plausible than "nothing" (which is the atheists' option of choice).

    22. Re:Still doing that? by terjeber · · Score: 1

      I think the arguments for the existence of God are more compelling than the opposite

      Which is the exact description of your delusion. You see, there is not a single argument for the existence of God. Not one. Simply because the "existence of God" idea is not even close to being defined to the level where an argument for or against it can be made.

      As someone smart once said - and I am paraphrasing - you are not even wrong.

    23. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 0

      >>A core underlying cause of all these problems is hidden authoritarianism.

      Oh my science!

      Hidden authoritarianism is the secret cause for the battle of the sexes? I must weed this out of my life right this instant, so my wife will never argue with me again!

      >>Buying into any religion does away with trust in your own mind and does away with uncorrupted critical thinking.

      It sounds like you threw out the religion alongside your braincells. Honestly, I'd love to quote you so I can use you as a counter-strawman on the IIDB whenever they toss out some fundie speaker.

    24. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >>Religion needs put down, hard.

      Religion has, historically speaking, been the greatest force for good our planet has ever seen.

      Hitchens is a frothing moron who doesn't know the first thing about what he's talking about - his sole tactic is to sound British and snotty when talking about religion. I've watched several dozens of his debates online, especially with Dinesh D'Souza (who doesn't do an especially good job defending Christianity), and I've yet to see him put together a single cogent argument. Other than, I suppose, the fact that he'll sneer at you if you believe.

    25. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with religion is this.

      Let's say that we accept the theory that something needed to jumpstart the universe, and that thing does not necessarily have to follow the same rules the universe does (and thus doesn't need a creator of it's own).

      What reason exactly do we have to believe that thing is the biblical god?

      Couldn't it just aswell have been Zeus? Odin?

      Are the Muslims right? Jews? Christians? Buddhists? Tao?

      The only sane position to take is that they're all wrong, and while there might exist an omnipotent entity, it's insane to think he gives a fuck about you following a religion.

    26. Re:Still doing that? by Micah · · Score: 1, Informative

      > Buying into any religion does away with trust in your own mind and does away with uncorrupted critical thinking.

      I would challenge that. It may be true if you buy into the religion blindly which, of course, many do. But a number of intellectuals, by applying critical thinking, have come to the conclusion that the God of the Bible really does exist. CS Lewis is an obvious example.

      I believe that is the case for me. I like to think, and my thinking has led me to the conclusion that there must be something behind the universe, and that of all the religions vying the explain that Something, historic Christianity wins by a mile.

      When you're convinced that Christianity is true, there is still a lot of room for critical thought. I like to think about theology and debate various theological positions.

      Also, I can trust in my mind because I believe I am made in the image of God. It is God's nature to be rational and He has created us with rational minds. On the other hand, if matter is all there is and we are here only because of chance, how can we trust our minds?

    27. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>You should realize that atheists bring actual arguments and use logic, not a bunch of stupid excuses that have no chance of being considered logical arguments.

      There's logic and valid arguments on both sides, as well as a bunch of emotivism and bad arguments. I'd recommend reading Peter Kreeft's list of arguments on both sides. He goes into pretty comprehensive detail breaking down the arguments for and against on both sides.

      Islamic thinkers used pure reason to derive the fact that our universe had to have an origin, and thus that the universe tended to show evidence of God, rather than the opposite... back in the middle ages. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalam_cosmological_argument)

      Scientists, especially atheist scientists, used their "faith" that God doesn't exist to try to constantly prove that the universe was eternal. Einstein was guilty of this, and the Big Bang got its name from Hoyle, an atheist scientist, derisively mocking the notion the universe had an origin (because he felt it would strongly imply that God existed).

      I'm sure these arguments don't fit into the pretty little preconstructed world you've built for yourself, so please feel free to continue deluding yourself that scientists are the shining beacon of logic in an otherwise inhospitable world.

    28. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      ^scientists are the^atheist scientists are the^

      4:24AM is not the best time to be trying to write, sigh...

    29. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>You see, there is not a single argument for the existence of God. Not one.

      I don't think you meant to say that, but I'll flame you anyway.

      There's lots of arguments for the existence of God. More than one, in fact.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existence_of_God#Arguments_for_the_existence_of_God

      You probably meant to say that there's no *valid* arguments, because you wrongly think it is impossible to define what God is, but I'd recommend you get reading. The wikipedia articles are okay, but I'd recommend Peter Kreeft's good list of arguments for and against the existence of God. He does an outstanding job breaking them down and analyzing them for validity.

    30. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>Religion has, historically speaking, been the greatest force for good our planet has ever seen.
      [citation needed]

      >>Hitchens is a frothing moron who doesn't know the first thing about what he's talking about - his sole tactic is to sound British and snotty when talking about religion.
      Ad hominem isn't a real argument.

      >>I've yet to see him put together a single cogent argument.
      What's not cogent about the arguments put forth in the videos linked just now?

    31. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Let's say that we accept the theory that something needed to jumpstart the universe, and that thing does not necessarily have to follow the same rules the universe does (and thus doesn't need a creator of it's own).

      Indeed. The First Cause argument is not proof that God exists, merely is a point in favor for God existing. If the universe was eternal, it'd be a point against Christianity (and a point for Buddhism - see how this works?)

      Some philosophers have argued that anything powerful enough to create the universe is, at very least, Godlike in power. But I suppose we all just just be a computer simulation running on an Apple 2e in some kid's elementary school lunch break, in a higher dimension. Some people even say that Quantization is evidence of this.

    32. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Beware of the spaghetti monster. It is coming to get us all real soon now. Repent while you still can and get some tomato sauce with that if you please.

      You know that Dawkins made the argument that religion doesn't really change the way we act? Therefore, eating all the pasta I can won't make me fat. I love being a spaghetti monster atheist!

    33. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Hm? How do you measure qualifications in theology? So far, I haven't been able to discern 'good' theologists from 'bad' ones.

      How do you measure qualification in any field of literature analysis - such as Redology, the study of A Dream of Red Mansions (an actual field of study in China)?

      Hermeneutics and Exegesis.

      You can read more about these topics online.

    34. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but that wasn't the point. Suppose we accept that this entity exists, what makes Christianity in particular correct?

    35. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Yes, but that wasn't the point. Suppose we accept that this entity exists, what makes Christianity in particular correct?

      Nothing. You're absolutely right that it could just as easily be Odin or whoever.

      You need different arguments to argue for Christianity in preference to other options. The First Cause argument alone doesn't get you there.

    36. Re:Still doing that? by kyriosdelis · · Score: 1

      His arguments are laughably bad when he strays outside the area he knows (evolutionary biology) and into a region he knows nothing about (theology).

      You, sir, need to read The Courtier's Reply :

      I have considered the impudent accusations of Mr Dawkins with exasperation at his lack of serious scholarship. He has apparently not read the detailed discourses of Count Roderigo of Seville on the exquisite and exotic leathers of the Emperor's boots, nor does he give a moment's consideration to Bellini's masterwork, On the Luminescence of the Emperor's Feathered Hat. We have entire schools dedicated to writing learned treatises on the beauty of the Emperor's raiment, and every major newspaper runs a section dedicated to imperial fashion; Dawkins cavalierly dismisses them all. He even laughs at the highly popular and most persuasive arguments of his fellow countryman, Lord D. T. Mawkscribbler, who famously pointed out that the Emperor would not wear common cotton, nor uncomfortable polyester, but must, I say must, wear undergarments of the finest silk.

      Dawkins arrogantly ignores all these deep philosophical ponderings to crudely accuse the Emperor of nudity.

      Personally, I suspect that perhaps the Emperor might not be fully clothed — how else to explain the apparent sloth of the staff at the palace laundry — but, well, everyone else does seem to go on about his clothes, and this Dawkins fellow is such a rude upstart who lacks the wit of my elegant circumlocutions, that, while unable to deal with the substance of his accusations, I should at least chide him for his very bad form.

      Until Dawkins has trained in the shops of Paris and Milan, until he has learned to tell the difference between a ruffled flounce and a puffy pantaloon, we should all pretend he has not spoken out against the Emperor's taste. His training in biology may give him the ability to recognize dangling genitalia when he sees it, but it has not taught him the proper appreciation of Imaginary Fabrics.

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    37. Re:Still doing that? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I'm a Christian, and am not embarrassed to admit it. I'm embarrassed by these assholes, though.

      But you don't do enough to stop these fundamentalist hate-mongers, though. So because you're not actively speaking out against them, you are implicitly supporting them.

        (Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true.)

      Atheists and Christians alike (certainly the more fundamentalist end of atheism and Christianity) think that Muslim == fundamentalist, which is also not true. Yet somehow you hear them clamouring for Muslims to be constantly opposing the extremist fundamentalists. It's got to work both ways.

      Me, I'm a militant fundamentalist agnostic.

    38. Re:Still doing that? by mangu · · Score: 1

      Our universe has a one-dimensional timeline, which means there's a definite beginning to it

      All we know is that a significant event we call the "Big Bang" occurred and we have no visibility before that. For all we know, the universe could perfectly well have existed before the big bang, it could have existed forever without ever having been created.

      This in no way contradict the laws of physics as we know them. It's like a black hole, we have no visibility beyond the event horizon, but we cannot state that nothing exists inside that horizon.

    39. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Christian, and am not embarrassed to admit it.

      FYI: As an agnostic, I can mentally replace the word "Christian" in that sentence with "AGW denier" or "white supremecist" and it sounds about equivalently intelligent and unbiased.

      I'm sorry, but it *is* offensive to tell others that you believe in a 2000 year old magician who was sent here by god to instruct us how to live.

    40. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>But you don't do enough to stop these fundamentalist hate-mongers, though. So because you're not actively speaking out against them, you are implicitly supporting them.

      Hmm, going on Slashdot (and opening myself to flames from a thousand and one angry atheists) criticizing them doesn't count?

      I already mentioned that if I'd known that these were the Westboro guys, I'd have argued with them in person... the sign I saw just said that Jesus is Lord, and I took an ironic photo with it with some women on stage behind them. Let's see if this works:
      http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs098.ash2/38217_1513502154929_1155669588_1478801_2568238_n.jpg

      If it doesn't, I'll post it some other way. I find it vaguely amusing.

      >>It's got to work both ways.

      I actually agree with you. I wish that atheists would disown their more nutty and rabid speakers, like Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris (I sort of like Dan Dennet, but he can be just as bad sometimes). As a Christian, I actively speak out against fundamentalists, especially the anti-intellectuals. And I do wish Muslims would speak out more disowning the radicals, but to be fair, a lot of them have, but have just been filtered out by Fox News (because it goes against their screed).

    41. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      His argument is that it has been evolutionary beneficial for humans to be nice to eachother so thus the argument that we need religion to behave is false.

    42. Re:Still doing that? by takev · · Score: 1

      The atheist option of choice is not to -believe- any of the hypothesis about what was before the universe or what started the universe to begin with. It allows us to think about many options about the start of the universe, without actually picking one to believe in.

      Depending on how the universe works, we may never be able to know if there is something beyond this universe, that something inside the meta-universe created this one, and how it started. Or if in the meta universe there is a something that influences our universe. For all we know the whole universe including ourselves are a simulation that does not even physically exists in the meta universe. etc.

      In any case there is no sense in believing one hypothesis about the start of our universe above another.

    43. Re:Still doing that? by Urkki · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better to be considered an asshat by someone who is clearly delusional, than being delusional yourself - or enabling their delusions at the cost to society as a whole. Religion needs put down, hard.

      Ideology is the only thing that is able to keep a human society from imploding upon itself. Be happy that you're able to choose your ideology yourself, and be honest about your ideology if you want to be.

      And before you dream of putting down mainstream Christianity (for example), think for a while what is most likely to replace it. I'm pretty sure it won't be as pleasant for you.

      Religion will disappear on it's own, if it's to disappear at all, when humanity is ready to collectively replace it with something else. Trying to speed the process directly will lead to rise of ideological fundamentalism.

    44. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      None of those except the Cosmological argument makes the slightest bit of sense o.O

      Most of those are basically "God exists because he exists"

    45. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 0, Troll

      >>His argument is that it has been evolutionary beneficial for humans to be nice to eachother so thus the argument that we need religion to behave is false.

      Arguments from evolution are nearly as bad as arguments "...because God told me so." You can prove nearly anything using evolution - road rage? Why, that's territorial ape-man behavior!

      Again, he's completely ignorant of history. You can conduct natural experiments, as it were, by comparing and contrasting the evolution of societies with and without the Abrahamic God, and also how culture change after missionaries enter their culture. It's a fascinating study, and one that is at complete odds with his theory.

      Humans are actually very good at being very bad to anyone outside their immediate family.

    46. Re:Still doing that? by PBoyUK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >>Religion has, historically speaking, been the greatest force for good our planet has ever seen.

      The one thing religion is good at is getting otherwise good people to do, enable those that do, and believe in, terrible acts. That's it. You don't need to be religious to be charitable, as the existence of secular aid organisations around the world will attest to. But this dick measuring contest between theist vs atheist "good works" is ridiculous and belittles that same work on both sides, so I'll avoid that as much as possible. What I will say to this though is on a different aspect of the same point. You will accept, I hope, that humanity seems naturally predisposed to the belief in a God. And I imagine you will also accept the obvious statement that for a large portion of our history, religion exerted a far greater force on our lives than it does now. So when you say that, historically speaking, religion has been the greatest force of good, you must also accept that historically speaking, religion mandated that it be the only allowable force. The difference between now and then is that now it no longer has the power to enforce that mandate. In the lifetime of human society, it is only last week that you would have to be almost suicidal to admit that you did not believe in a God, when the church of that God had power over the course of your life. It is only last week that Christians were burning the philosophies of ancient Greece in the belief that any morality before Jesus was devoid of value. Religion had a stranglehold as the only acceptable front for morality - so of course, if you look back over history and notice the good things it does, you will see some religious involvement.

      Religion does however retard humanity's progress. It does not do it sufficiently that we stall or move backwards, but this is something that the modern world is changing. In history, when religiosity was a problem, it killed people. It burned books. It maybe wiped out a town or village. Started a jihad that ended in the death of a tribe or culture. Maybe even instigated the odd war, leading to the deaths of thousands. Terrible as these things no doubt were, they were not enough to halt human progress. It continued inexorably upwards - I posit, without the need for religion at all. Today, when religion makes a mistake, it can take a mere modern convenience, slam it into another and kill thousands. Imagine for a moment what would happen if religion today got its hands on a real weapon. In the last hour of human history, we gained the capability for mass destruction, the likes of which would only take one more religious mistake, to not just retard human progress - or set it back - but to wipe it out completely. You can of course say, it doesn't have to be a religious mistake that does this. You're right, it doesn't. But having another finger on the trigger is not ideal, and whereas a non religious person will not want to destroy the world - the 3 great monotheisms positively look forward to it.

      >>Hitchens is a frothing moron who doesn't know the first thing about what he's talking about - his sole tactic is to sound British and snotty when talking about religion. I've watched several dozens of his debates online, especially with Dinesh D'Souza (who doesn't do an especially good job defending Christianity), and I've yet to see him put together a single cogent argument. Other than, I suppose, the fact that he'll sneer at you if you believe.

      Ad homimum.

    47. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>I'm sorry, but it *is* offensive to tell others that you believe in a 2000 year old magician who was sent here by god to instruct us how to live.

      It's fine if you disagree with my beliefs. But the very fact that I believe that Jesus, who was an amazing pioneer of a lot of really good philosophical ideas, might in fact be divine actively *offends* you?

      Cry me a fucking river, bitch.

    48. Re:Still doing that? by kainosnous · · Score: 1

      On the matter of the Bible and "critical thinking" I must point out that, at least for the unbeliever, the two will contradict. It is not with the mind that a person believes, but with the heart. In fact, it is to them foolishness:

      I Chorinthians 1:21-23 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom: But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;

      Yes, homosexuals are wrong, as well as everybody else until they accept God's free gift. God loves them. While the church should draw a straight line to show wrong from right, it should only be confrontational against those claiming to be Christians and perverting the Bible. There will be more condemnation toward so-called Christians like these. If more Christians would live what they belive, then perhaps people would be more apt to listen.

      Besides, this "persicution" is nothing. When people speak a weak gospel of hate they get laughed at. When people preach the true gospel of Love, they get murdered.

      --
      There are 10 commandments: 01)Thou shalt love the Lord Thy God 10)Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.Matt22:34-40
    49. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Yay, the ignorant are coming out of the woodwork.
      >
      >If you haven't ever studied history, and just listened to your fellow atheists bitch about how religion hates sciences and is holding the world back, then you have an excuse for that. Otherwise, sorry. You're an ignoramus.

      Please stop with the ad hominem attacks.

      >Contrast this with countries that did not develop with a Christian heritage, and see how far your civil rights go there.

      Ancient Greece: The world's first democracy, and the origin of much of the world's non-contemporary philosophy. "Jesus" wasn't even born then.

      The United States of America: Sure, there were christians there, but the constitution is based on religion being separate from the state, yet Christians argue that you can't have morals without religion.

      Christian "heritage" was forced upon most of the world before the Enlightenment. The non-believers were punished no matter what they'd done or not done. I fail to see how that's the "greatest force for good". Religion, and especially organized religion, is one of the causes of ignorance in the world, the dismissal of reason and the persecution of science and it's adherers.

    50. Re:Still doing that? by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      You know what? Religion is a good way for people to feel good about themselves as well as band together and help out those less fortunate. I'm not a religious person but I can see the good that can come from most groups.

      It's very possible that some of our core scientific beliefs will be proven wrong in the next 100 years, will your great grandchildren look back and think "wow, the people who believed in nuclear fission were so archaic!"

      Live and let live if they aren't harassing me.

      --
      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    51. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>You, sir, need to read The Courtier's Reply :

      If Dawkins didn't actually make arguments involving theology, I'd be relatively more fine with him turning up his nose at all things "delusional".

      But when he enters the field and demonstrates his complete and utter newbishness, and then uses it to bash on other people, I'll take him to task for it.

      While I dislike the Dream of Red Mansions immensely, I won't pretend to be a Redologist in order to bash on it. When Dawkins does so, he's being fundamentally dishonest, misportraying others' beliefs.

    52. Re:Still doing that? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      In America it is one of our core (Heck it is part of the 1st Amendment Right) rights to be Open about our Religion to the public.

      It is actually a good thing, sure it doesn't create a perfect world. But for you atheist out there without the freedom of speech and religion, how much are you willing to bet that there would be laws to lock you up. Especially from the bible belt areas. Yes it does have a downside where the Crazies can often put themselves in a public stance, and more can meet up. But I expect that it has protected more people then it has hurt.

      As a Christian myself I am very disturbed by the actions of Westboro Baptist Church did they even bother reading the New Testament and actually listen to what Jesus said... Love thy Neighbor was a large ongoing theme, Most of story about his ministering was going to places and treating the societies misfits of the time as actual human beings. And fighting out against the Religious people who try to exclude these people from their faith. A lot of the stuff they are protesting is based on a sentence. While their actions are in conflict with statements said over and over in the bible.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    53. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here I thought our system of natural rights (i.e. our republic) derived from the Romans and Greeks...who pre-dated Jesus by some centuries...

    54. Re:Still doing that? by TogusaS9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Religion has, historically speaking, been the greatest force for good our planet has ever seen.

      And the greatest force for evil our planet has ever seen. Witness all the atrocities being perpetrated in the name of religion, from religious terrorism (9/11, the OK City bombing, the "witch hunts" in Africa) to whole wars (the Crusades and the current conflicts in the Middle East). No amount of "good" can ever outweigh the pain and suffering brought by acts like these.

      Religion is a tool created by men to control other men by leveraging mankind's innate fear of the unknown and the different. Anyone who believes otherwise is too wrapped up in one's beliefs to see what is real or to think rationally or objectively -- what could be called "not seeing the forest for the trees".

    55. Re:Still doing that? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      "How do you measure qualification in any field of literature analysis"

      Answer: we don't.

      There are no objective criteria to judge the quality of literary analysis, philosophy and theology, they are entirely subjective. Once a text in philosophy/theology passes the basic test of self-consistency and coherency, one can't really judge if it's 'bad' or 'good'.

      So PZ Myers text of "The Courtier's Reply" ( http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/12/the_courtiers_reply.php ) isn't really better or worse than "Summa Theologica" (yes, I read it - still can't scrub my mind clean).

      PS: I've studied hermeneutics as a part of the course on mathematical logic. I suspect, mostly to show that hermeneutics isn't really related to any form of formal logic.

    56. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear often that Dawkin's arguments were laughably bad. Usually the person that said it was some asshat, that is blindly repeating what he heard some other asshat say about Dawkins. I've yet to encounter anyone that says that and actually knows even one single thing Dawkins has actually said. (They usually think, they know, though, which makes arguing with that kind of people only all the more painful.)

    57. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Well, what seems to happen is that the religious ideology is replaced by political ideology.

      For instance where an American would reference Christian Morals a Swede would reference Workers Morals because of the great influence the workers movement has had the past 100 years.

      What I much prefer about secular ideologies is that they don't do the same extent expect you to take a leap of faith, but rather they try to present rational arguments for why their position is better then the others.

    58. Re:Still doing that? by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Glad to see another FSM follower. Let's pray:

      Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in gravy,
      Hallowed be thy Noodly Appendage.
      Thy serving come.
      Thy will be yum,
      On Earth as it is in on the dinner plate.
      Give us this day our daily pasta.
      And forgive us our pizza tendencies,
      As we forgive those who eat tofu.
      And lead us not into McDonalds,
      But deliver us from starvation.
      For thine is the noodle,
      and the meatballs, and the sauce,
      for ever and ever.
      Ramen.

      --
      Why OpalCalc is the best Windows calc
    59. Re:Still doing that? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      "Hidden authoritarianism is the secret cause for the battle of the sexes? I must weed this out of my life right this instant, so my wife will never argue with me again!"

      Battle of... what?

      Hm. Grandparent seems to have hit the core of your problems.

    60. Re:Still doing that? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I didn't know it was the Westborough asshats, or I'd have had words with them, like my pastor did with some similar guys protesting outside the Percy Jackson and the Harry Potter Ripoffs movie.

      Please do not feed the real-life trolls.

      And that's what they are. The more of a reaction (of any kind) that they elicit, the more they feel like God is on their side, and the more they'll continue doing stupid protests. I've been in a town that responded to a WBC protest with a large gay pride party, which was all good fun, but really the by far best reaction to them has been the Patriot Guard Riders who ensure that what families of fallen soldiers see at military funerals is a lot of people with American flags rather than "God Hates Fags".

      --
      I am officially gone from /. Long live http://www.soylentnews.com/
    61. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I think the arguments for the existence of God are more compelling than the opposite, but doing your dickwad atheist bit isn't a good counterargument.

      Let's count the strong arguments for both sides:

      Theists: None. *
      Atheists: None, except for not needing a god that theists proclaim. So Occam's razor FTW.

      * There really are none, don't even try: All your possible arguments for a Christian god also apply to the FSM. Definitely proving that Jesus is not FSM's son might earn you a fortune.
      And if you accept all other physics and just say that the Big Bang was God's work, that's just philosophical with no consequences either way.

    62. Re:Still doing that? by Cyberax · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Again, he's completely ignorant of history. You can conduct natural experiments, as it were, by comparing and contrasting the evolution of societies with and without the Abrahamic God, and also how culture change after missionaries enter their culture. It's a fascinating study, and one that is at complete odds with his theory."

      Yup. Abrahamic societies generally become more hateful. Just look at Africa.

      Or at Renaissance.

    63. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      You do know that the notion that religious people probably shouldn't kill each other over religion... is a Christian idea, don't you? It is typically attributed to atheism, but is the result of a lot of the ostensibly religious wars we had in Europe back in the day.

      >>Imagine for a moment what would happen if religion today got its hands on a real weapon.

      As far as I know, all of our presidents have been Christian, and we've yet to turn the rest of the world into a radioactive parking lot. Perhaps you'd like to try a better excuse? When you compare our Christian presidents with, say, Kim Jong Il (who would probably love to nuke South Korea if he could) your argument makes rather the opposite point.

      >>Ad homimum.

      Not really. Well, except for the frothing moron part, I guess.

    64. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      As I said, the wikipedia article is okay, but Peter Kreeft has a much better compilation with analysis available. I'm not sure there's a free copy online, but you could probably track one down if you're interested. I've read other books with compilations of arguments for an exist (some even done in debate format, which was very interesting), but the names elude me.

    65. Re:Still doing that? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Hmm, going on Slashdot (and opening myself to flames from a thousand and one angry atheists) criticizing them doesn't count?

      You probably can't see my tongue in my cheek from way over there ;-)

    66. Re:Still doing that? by Cyberax · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Islamic thinkers used pure reason to derive the fact that our universe had to have an origin, and thus that the universe tended to show evidence of God, rather than the opposite... back in the middle ages. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalam_cosmological_argument)"

      Kalam's argument is stupid on many levels.

      First, it's applicable to God - it also has to be created by something (a meta-God?). Which in turn must be created by something else, ad infinitum.

      If you try to apply an argument that God is infinite and thus has no beginning, then this argument can very well be applied to the Universe itself.

      And this is only on a level of philosophical arguments (i.e. within the model postulated by the author).

      If we look at the real world, we'll see events happening without cause everywhere (virtual particles, radioactive decay, etc.).

      And General Relativity also posits that it's possible to have the 'beginning of time'.

    67. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      So the Roman/Greek/Persian/Aztek/Chinese empires are just my imagination? Humans seems to historically been very good at cooperating with eachother regardless of their religion.

      "Arguments from evolution are nearly as bad as arguments "...because God told me so." You can prove nearly anything using evolution - road rage? Why, that's territorial ape-man behavior!"

      You seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding about how the argument works. The general idea is that over time evolution will favor traits that grants long term success (more offspring etc) since that means the ratio of those genes in the gene-pool will go up.

      Dawkins argued extensively that while being mean usually grants short term success, long term the people that play nice reap much greater rewards. This is because once you start misbehaving the social group will eject you making your survival odds abysmal. Now this behavior is not just in humans, but can be seen in almost all animals when you observe their behavior.

      If you're actually interested you can hear him explain it himself here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7ZZB6Mt1o

    68. Re:Still doing that? by supercrisp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm reluctant to enter this conversation, given its very low standards for mutual respect, but I can't let this common, but to me incorrect, argument pass. How can we know how things would be without religion? That's just an initial logical fillip. But how about all the pain that religion HAS caused? Europe was at war of Catholicism versus Protestantism for several hundred years. Islam and Christianity have been at war for longer than that. Granted, there were side issues of imperialism. But how about the persecution of Mormons? Mormons persecuting gays? What about the various killing sprees over doctrine in the early days of the Catholic church, when various heresies were eliminating by exterminating their adherents like so many cockroaches? Or (despite the Church's whitewash to the contrary) the tacit support or active participation of Catholic bishops in the German Nazi party of the 1930s-40s? (By the way, I qualify it as "German" and by date because I live in a city that will soon see a Nazi rally--one supported by numerous Christian organizations, such as the World Church of the Creator.) There are a myriad of examples, including persecution of Protestants in France in the 18thC, persecution of certain _types_ of Protestants in the United Kingdom at the same time, persecution of Jews, well, pretty much all the time. Most of my examples are of Christian abuses because that's what I know best. I'm sure the Buddhists and Hindis and Taoists and so on have had their hand in the bloodbath too. Here's where religious apologists will say "But all these people were doing it wrong." They certainly were. But they were doing it. And if you say "They weren't Christian," be happy these folks aren't around to mete out the witch-burning, dunking, impaling, gassing, stoning, or what-have-you they'd think you deserve for not doing it right yourself. This is not to say religion is all bad. But I suspect that the sum total of misery the world has received from the religious may well equal, or even exceed, any benefits of religion. By all means, I'm not saying religious people should go away, shut up, or even keep their sweaty Mormon and/or Baptist butts off my front porch (August is too hot for you to show up suggesting that I'm in for the worst fate you can imagine). But I do think liberal Christians should see to their coreligionists and quit worrying about atheists. And they should sure as hell keep their meddling little fingers out my government and schools.

    69. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>There really are none, don't even try: All your possible arguments for a Christian god also apply to the FSM.

      Is there a historic FSM? No.

      Is there a historic Jesus. Yes.

      Sorry, you lose. Try again next week and you get a free Slurpee with your bad philosophical argument!

    70. Re:Still doing that? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      You don't understand.

      Courtier's reply tells that theology isn't really different from the study of invisible dress.

      The fact that many people do the similar things doesn't change anything.

      XKCD: http://xkcd.com/451/

    71. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay, the ignorant are coming out of the woodwork.

      Insulting your opponent may win debates from where you come, but most of the intelligent world prefers real arguments.

      If you haven't ever studied history, and just listened to your fellow atheists bitch about how religion hates sciences and is holding the world back, then you have an excuse for that. Otherwise, sorry. You're an ignoramus.

      Pretty much our entire system of natural rights is based on being endowed by their creator (sound familiar), so not even a government can take them away. Contrast this with countries that did not develop with a Christian heritage, and see how far your civil rights go there.

      Hammurabi would beg the differ. Christians didn't invent morals and moralistic laws, and they certainly weren't the first to implement them. If you would open a neutral history book, you will realise that the entire moral system in Christianity is a mix-and-match rip off from older ancient texts. Isn't it baffling how people had laws against murder before the son of god came down to tell us it's a bad thing?

      The notion of Universal Charity was really Jesus' revolutionary message, and it really did transform the world, causing more good as a result of it than any other single idea.

      Once again, the argument is that nobody, save for Christians is capable of any notion of humanism. Oh, except all the people who did it before mid-renaissance where some Christians finally figured out that the bible's "do not kill" was not a metaphor for slaughtering everyone who dared sneer at them. But you are absolutely right, religion has changed for a better and... (^TFA^)...

      Hitchens, by contrast, think that it is the worst thing that has ever happened to the world. This is (in part) why I said he's a frothing moron. He speaks and writes books that are at complete odds with history.

      You really like insulting, don't you? I haven't read his books, but I don't see how his arguments are at "odds with history". Perhaps you would care to elaborate?

    72. Re:Still doing that? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      "Only if it is necessary that both the universe and God be created. The universe with its one-dimensional timeline is pretty clear to have had an origin (with the big bang), it's unclear if it is necessary for an entity existing outside of time to be created."

      Fail.

      Infinite Universe doesn't need to have an origin, even with 'one dimensional timeline'.

    73. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Please do not feed the real-life trolls.

      Hmm. I'm not sure they see themselves as trolls.

      In any event, I really enjoy debating people in real life, so I actually enjoy those sorts of confrontations. I'm not really a fan of the counter-protest things that TFA was talking about.

      I've kept door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses in my house for hours some times, until they give up. It's fun.

    74. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >[quoting Washington on religion in attempt to support argument]
      Try quoting some Jefferson instead. For example: "Bigotry is the disease of ignorance, of morbid minds; enthusiasm of the free and buoyant. education and free discussion are the antidotes of both."

      Also, Humanism.

    75. Re:Still doing that? by Micah · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good point. To our atheist colleagues here, who pride themselves in their thinking prowess, preaching Christ is indeed foolishness. It goes against everything they assume and believe to be true, and against common sense. How *could* it possibly be true?

      Yet if it *is* true, then evidence, logic, and reason will ultimately reveal that if you dig deep enough. And I think that is precisely the case with Christ. There is plenty of historical evidence for His existence and crucifixion (virtually every serious scholar will admit that). And there are a number of facts, also nearly universally agreed upon, that strongly argue for the historicity of Christ's resurrection. (These are well documented in Gary Habermas' "The Historical Jesus".)

      So that is the mystery of salvation. It is so clear that it is true to me, so how could virtually everyone else here miss it? I think the Bible has answers for that, but I won't go into it here.

    76. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are atheists that don't care for religion and atheists that disdain it, just like the religious make no difference of the two, neither should the atheists think differently about fundamentalists.

    77. Re:Still doing that? by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess."

      Common Christian misconception. Cosmologists do not claim " the universe created itself", they claim that 13.7 billion years ago it was all squeezed into a singularity and they have very strong evidence to back that claim. They will readily amit they haven't got a clue where the point particle came from, in fact they don't even know what the word "where" means in that context.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    78. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >>Hammurabi would beg the differ. Christians didn't invent morals and moralistic laws

      Didn't claim they did. It would be a very silly claim to make.

      I was specifically talking about the notion of Universal Charity. Pretty much all human societies have a concept of Charity, which (besides being one of Glen Beck's three favorite words) basically means being nice to people, taking care of the needy, and so forth. Jesus said you should do all that, sure, but do it to *everyone*. This is the key and radical difference between Jesus' message and everything else. On one hand, we live in a Judeo-Christian society, so we don't even think about the fact we give free health care to prisoners on death row, or any of the thousand other ways the Christian ethic has permeated our society. Fish and the ocean and all that.

      It's a lot more noticeable when you're in countries with out the same tradition.

      >>You really like insulting, don't you?

      Yep. =)

    79. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>How can we know how things would be without religion?

      As I said elsewhere in the thread, you have to use natural experiments where you can, such as the introduction of Christianity to the Vikings. They stopped being quite such vicious bastards, but they did go and conquer Normandy (Northman-dy) and from there to England in 1066, but I'd say it was overall a change for the better. Unless you were a Saxon, I suppose.

      Since Christianity has spread around the world, there's actually quite a lot of evidence to gather and analyze on the subject.

    80. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Who would disown them exactly? It's not like they belong to the Roman Atheist Church of Humanity or something.

      The closest thing would be the Humanists, but even in a heavily secular nation like Sweden they're mostly ignored. (Something that's rather interesting is that Sweden doesn't really have a strong anti-religious lobby, the population just sorta stopped being interested in religion over time)

    81. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      The Aztec empire is not just your imagination, and is a case in point, actually, of a developed society that wasn't based on Judeo-Christian values.

      Believe it or not, I'm actually familiar with the evolutionary argument for cooperation. You're missing my point: that you can sort of argue anything from evolution. It's like modern-day magic. You could argue that Religion is just the result of some "God Gene" that we have (I think it was Dawkins who argued this, but Collins did a pretty good job disproving it). Or you could argue that Religion is an evolutionary disadvantage. Or you could argue that Religion is unnecessary. So on and so forth.

      Something that can explain everything explains nothing, and I never take much note of those arguments these days unless the evidence is really quite clear. It's very trendy to make such arguments, with evolution more or less substituting for a lot of hand waving.

    82. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Who would disown them exactly?

      We're all just individuals in the end, really. If you disagree with the rhetorical stylings of Dawkins and Hitchens, feel free to do so. If you like them, then feel free to say you like them.

      I can't revoke a Westboro Baptist's "Christian Card" either, you know. (Though I wish I could. =)

    83. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying the person who makes something up first is more likely to be right?

      Then why aren't you Jewish? Same God, but older theology.

      2010 years ago, there wasn't a "historic Jesus". How old does a story need to be until it is accepted as truth, sorry, "Truth".

    84. Re:Still doing that? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle."

      -George Washington

      I love it when the fanatics quote that. Read it very closely, he's saying religion is good for stupid people who can't be bothered to reason through things on their own. It's one of the most damning comments on religious believers written by any of the founding fathers.

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    85. Re:Still doing that? by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      There is also no argument against a God who does not wish to have proof of existence in the "universe". Or any proof that the entire universe is not just some kids simulation in some science project in the real universe.

      None of these things are scientific questions because they cannot be tested. The only view that reason can lead too, is that we don't can can't know the answer to these questions. In other words... they are a matter of faith, not fact. But anything other than "agnostic" view, is not any more reasonable than the other.

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    86. Re:Still doing that? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ou know what? Religion is a good way for people to feel good about themselves as well as band together and help out those less fortunate

      Of course it is just as true that religion is a good way for people to feel good about themselves as they band together and harm those less fortunate,

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    87. Re:Still doing that? by PBoyUK · · Score: 3, Informative

      >>You do know that the notion that religious people probably shouldn't kill each other over religion... is a Christian idea, don't you? It is typically attributed to atheism, but is the result of a lot of the ostensibly religious wars we had in Europe back in the day.

      Right, because the Abrahamic God wasn't a petty, vengeful little dictator who frequently ordered the destruction of races and cultures he didn't like, or who worshipped a stone altar over him. Oh, right, he was! That's some Christian message when the so-called founder of it is basically just saying, don't do as I do, do as I say, apart from when I tell you to ignore what I say and help me do as I do by doing what I now say instead. Kill the infidels over yonder hill, for they worship graven images.

      The first 2 commandments are against the worshipping of other gods, in aid of which genocides were enacted. Entire cultures destroyed because they believed in a different spaghetti monster. At least in Christianity's defense, it didn't kill everyone. God did tell them to capture the virgin women and use them as sex slaves. So it's not all bad.

      >>As far as I know, all of our presidents have been Christian, and we've yet to turn the rest of the world into a radioactive parking lot. Perhaps you'd like to try a better excuse? When you compare our Christian presidents with, say, Kim Jong Il (who would probably love to nuke South Korea if he could) your argument makes rather the opposite point.

      And it's only been very recently that we have as a species had this power. Power in the hands of people who yes, have been religious. No doubt about that. You take what I say out of context however - I don't say that religion always leads people to err, but that it can, and when it does, the results have been horrific. Then to imagine this inevitable error when magnified by the power of modern weaponry.

      And far from Kim Jong Il being a representative of a non religious ruler - he's the very definition of one gone wrong. One we should be extremely thankful that went wrong in a culture that isn't capable of destroying the rest of us in their ecstasy.

    88. Re:Still doing that? by johnsonav · · Score: 2, Informative

      Atheism cannot be proven.

      If you mean to say that "God does not exist," cannot possibly be the conclusion of a sound argument, you're simply wrong. Indeed there are many valid arguments which would serve as candidates (evil, hiddenness, etc.).

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    89. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Scientists, especially atheist scientists

      what would they be called? atheologists? nihilists?

      but seriously, of the low-level science folk (pure math, phys-cosmologists, particle chemistry, etc) I am close enough to know well, I'd say a majority of them had seen enough weird shit and wonder to be at least not so arrogant as to claim they had any friggin clue what was before time or beyond the universe. I'd say most of them had some religion, just not the material flavor you see bought and sold on the street or these proyell debates usually try to prove or disprove in a few bullet points or chants.

      I'm sure these arguments don't fit into the pretty little preconstructed world you've built for yourself, so please feel free to continue deluding yourself that scientists are the shining beacon of logic in an otherwise inhospitable world.

      back at cha bub, but reverse the order of the nouns. you're fighting a strawman in your head.
      always keep questioning the wonder.

    90. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'm not sure if I've heard a god gene argument but I've heard it argued that religion is a coping mechanism to deal with the unknown and unknowable which would explain why Secularism is becoming so much more popular now when we're exploring more and more of the universe through science. You no longer need to turn to religion to get answers to basic questions like "Where does rain come from? What is that shiny object in the sky?"

      Ofcourse science can't help you with questions like "What happens after we die? Why do we exists? What is the meaning of my life?" where the most popular secular answers seems to be either "To further the human race" if you're altruistic or "have fun" if you're not :p (Technically there's also "nothing" though the people that answer that tend to have a short life expectancy, it's interesting that Christians have lower suicide rates because they tell people they go to hell if they do it)

      Anyhow, just because some people excessively use hand waving doesn't mean you should throw away the entire evolutionary discipline, it's like throwing away the history discipline as they're also forced to perform a fair bit of hand-waving. If cooperative behavior for instance is not evolutionary favored behavior, why do we see it everywhere in nature?

    91. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with Dawkins et all per see, but generally the militant Atheists can seem a bit overly aggressive. Personally I take an agnostic approach where I consider the subject of God to be inherently unknowable and as such it's probably better to put your faith in scientists rather then priests.

      It would be interesting if anyone performed a study to see what the effect of the militant atheists is, their objective must be to convert the religious into atheists (otherwise they're just circle jerking away at religion) but I can't remember reading about anyone that's turned away from religion after listening to them, most people I know that stopped being religious just stopped because they had just lost any interests long ago and had just been going to church out of habit anyhow.

    92. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main problem with most of the defenses of theism (that I've seen, anyway) is that they put the burden of proof on atheists to prove that no such thing as "God" exists. Which is, frankly, impossible. No, the burden of proof must rest with theists.

      Unfortunately, all theists provide are circular logic (i.e. "faith"). It's quite easy to reason your way out of the necessary existence of a god. Not so easy to reason your way back.

    93. Re:Still doing that? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "If Dawkins didn't actually make arguments involving theology, I'd be relatively more fine with him turning up his nose at all things "delusional"."

      Bullshit, Dawkins is not pretending to be a theologists but if he didin't address theology you would dissmiss him as "not serious". And if he is so bad at articulating his theologic arguments then enlighten us all by providing just one youtube link of a religious debate where you think he gets his arse handed to him. The fact is that Dawkins and Hitchens both attack the central teachings of Christianity but since every church has a slightly different take on it, people like you accuse them of dishonesty. What is dishonest is moving the goal posts, and that's exactly what religious people do when confronted with rational arguments. I've shown this to many Christians only to have them basically turn around and deny that Christianity says "Jesus died for our sins".

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    94. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Burn!!

      (in hell, unless of cou

    95. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe people still are religious in public. That is like telling everyone you have aids.

      often they mumble too much and you can't read their lips so you have to tell them to hear what they are saying. and then you have to turn them up too much and get that horrible feedback which makes everyone else in the room grab their ears.

      FYI: I am from Sweden.

      FYI: I am not. (but those vikings really got around, so who knows?)

    96. Re:Still doing that? by terjeber · · Score: 1

      I did in fact mean to say more or less what I said. I had only made a single assumption, that the discussion was rational.

      For any current definition of "God" there is no rational argument for existence. This doesn't mean that one should stop believing in God, just that one should stop arguing that it is rational to do so.

    97. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faggot! God hated you! But God is dead!

    98. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only answer any deity can give to a scientist is "Why?" and then only at the level at which the Uncertainty Principle dictates there is no relevant data. Science keeps pushing back that lower limit though and there is an increasingly small place - at the moment before time began and in the very smallest of sub-atomic particles - in which "Why?" can exist.

    99. Re:Still doing that? by SlothDead · · Score: 1

      >> There's logic and valid arguments on both sides

      You do realize that this is logically impossible, right?

    100. Re:Still doing that? by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      There is no truth, there is only perception.
      Believe nothing, question everything.
      Teach questions, not answers.
      Solutions aren't the problem.

      re:"historical evidence", "virtually every serious scholar" and "universally"; I think our definitions of these terms are wildly divergent to put it mildly, but I won't go into it here;).

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    101. Re:Still doing that? by terjeber · · Score: 1

      As regards to Kreeft, that is basically the Tooth Fairy arguments. No, they are not valid, rational or reasonable. They are infantile and silly.

    102. Re:Still doing that? by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      When you're reasoning about WBC, you've got to take religion out of the equation. They protest *solely* to goad someone into assaulting them, or otherwise doing *something* that gives them someone to sue. They're only using religion because it's effectively non-contestable on factual grounds, so they can't be done for slander.

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    103. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are you modded insightful? Atheist don't have faith. It's just a rejection of theistic claims. Do you have faith that the unicorn doesn't exist?

    104. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, you are missing a crucial piece in that argument.

      You would need to prove one of two assertions:
      1. Jesus is God, and so if he existed, God existed.
      or
      2. The existence of Jesus requires the existence of God.

      However, I can't think of any argument that can actually make this claim.

    105. Re:Still doing that? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "much more plausible than "nothing" (which is the atheists' option of choice)."

      "Don't know" is the most common option for Atheists who know anything about cosmology. It's much more plausible than either of your options and it's by far the most intellectually honest.

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    106. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intentional Flamebait.
      And a retard.

    107. Re:Still doing that? by terjeber · · Score: 1

      But anything other than "agnostic" view, is not any more reasonable than the other

      Actually, this is incorrect. You are taking the "side" of the theists who claim that atheists deny the existence of God, they do not. An atheist is not someone who says: "I know there is no God", an atheist is someone who says "Huh? That is a stupid question!" when approached about the subject.

      An atheist denies the existence of God in the same way he denies the existence of a tiny pink tea pot in orbit around a rock in the Oort cloud that comes into existence only when not looked at. An "Agnostic" is someone who has too little to do and who occasionally engages his tiny brain in silly mind games like "maybe there is a God". It is just childish. Why don't he sit down and ponder whether there are naked wild mermaids living in the core of the moon? That would make more sense.

      Atheism is a belief system in the same way that "not collecting stamps" is a hobby.

    108. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess."

      "The universe created itself" is a creationist caricature of science, not an actual scientific theory. If a reaction occurs because of increased density and thus temperature, the reaction was because of the properties of the matter involved. No chemist or physicist explains it as "it caused itself."

    109. Re:Still doing that? by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      Something that can explain everything explains nothing

      wait, which side are you campaigning for?

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    110. Re:Still doing that? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Honestly, I think the arguments for the existence of God are more compelling than the opposite,"

      Of course you do, out of faith, not logic. Your faith dictates your life and replaces reason instead of being derived from it. I mention this not to argue you out of your delusion, but to point out its absurdity to spectators.

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    111. Re:Still doing that? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "There's logic and valid arguments on both sides"

      Wrong. There are merely assertions based on faith from religionists.
      I defy you to pose a valid argument for religion.

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    112. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true.)

      Which is not true, that atheists think such or the such itself? I may mistakenly think a Scientologist is a Mormon or that a Jew is Quacker. If I thought it made a damn bit of difference, I wouldn't be an atheist.

    113. Re:Still doing that? by Punctuated_Equilibri · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who the f* is going to eliminate religion? Would you recommend the Stalin/Mao approach?

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    114. Re:Still doing that? by Alsee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Personally I think this is the worst case of selective doctrine I've ever seen.

      More like the best case of selective doctrine. A great moral advantage of being atheist is the easy "selective doctrine" of accepting what is right and good from all religions and philosophies.

      Once you skip past the invisible-sky-wizard and the magic stuff elsewhere in the Bible, most atheists readily agree that Jesus taught a lot of really good things. In fact Thomas Jefferson published an edition of the Bible doing exactly that. A version of the Bible dedicated solely to Jesus's teachings and deleting deleting all the magical stuff. And as Jefferson put it, a REAL Christian is someone who follows the teachings of Christ. The fake Christians are the people preaching all that other Bible dogma, the stuff which Christ never said nor saw.

      A Christian missionary once asked Ghandi "though you quote the words of Christ often, why is that you appear to so adamantly reject becoming his follower?" to which Ghandi replied "Oh, I don't reject your Christ. I love your Christ. It's just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ".

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    115. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "don't let 'facts' get in the way of your precious factless beliefs"

      The irony in this statement... Just wow....

    116. Re:Still doing that? by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Here is some stuff from the drivel that you apparently like so much (from the twenty arguments): http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics-more/20_arguments-gods-existence.htm

      1: To explain the change, can we consider the changing thing alone, or must other things also be involved? Obviously, other things must be involved... Nothing changes itself ...

      I love that argument. It has to be so because PK says so. This dude is a professor? How did that happen? There isn't an ounce of logic in this drivel.

      2: suppose there is no Uncaused Being, no God. Then nothing could exist right now

      Oh my Pink Unicorn. Really? A "professor" uses an argument that has been utterly refuted for centuries? Please. This is just sad.

      3: From nothing nothing comes. So ... The universe could not have begun

      I am slowly starting to get nauseous now.

      In other words, we all recognize that

      Sigh. Using a sentence like this at my philosophy introductory course at University would probably result in an automatic fail grade. This guy is really a professor of Philosophy? Who on earth hired this retard for such a job? The guys is a danger to his students.

      I am unable to read further. I have a nephew and a niece who are at Confirmation age right now, and they are opting out of the religious ritual even though most kids opt in. Both of them, in their early teens, have been able to put together more rational arguments for staying up late watching movies they are not supposed to see than Kreeft is able to put together for the existence of a deity.

    117. Re:Still doing that? by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      >Live and let live if they aren't harassing me.

      this particular discussion is about exactly that.

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    118. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A thing a lot of people miss is that these so-called "Christian" morals exist in most non-Christian societies. The illegality of murder and theft, for example. Or the "Golden Rule". These are not things that require a Christian or even an Abrianic upbringing.

      I think it is more accurate to say these are common-sense morals, instead of Christian.

    119. Re:Still doing that? by gillbates · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your points are just as valid with respect to non-religious causes. For example, Nazi ideology was based on the master race theory, which had nothing to do with any of the major religions, yet killed more people in one year than the inquisition killed in all of history. And lets not forget communism, which killed about 50 million people in Russia alone. While you do have people with insane religious zeal, most religious people have a conscience which keeps them from taking part in mass misery; contrast this with "rational" ideologies which will make arbitrary divisions based on skin color, social class, etc... and disenfranchise a whole class of people.

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    120. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes. George Washington: religious maniac, slave owner, and closet moral philosopher (snicker).

    121. Re:Still doing that? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily, we assume in the western world that it's a one dimensional timeline. But even with one dimension, there's no particular reason why it can't be a bent dimension leading back to itself or looking sort of like a mobius strip.

    122. Re:Still doing that? by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ditto from your comments.

      BTW, nice cussing and I am an ant. :P

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    123. Re:Still doing that? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      (Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true.)

      There's a good bit of that around to be sure, but I don't think most of us do. The problem is that both sides are letting themselves be spoken for by the loudest (and therefore generally the most extreme) elements. We have Dawkins and Harris, Christians have Phelps and Robertson. What the world really, really needs is for moderates on both sides to stand up and tell these guys to shut the hell up and let the rest of us go about our business of getting along with mutual respect.

      I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess.

      More logical? Maybe not. But certainly not less so, either. Either way, you have the same issue, one of origination. If you say "God did it", then you've just pushed it back a level. (Just like if you say, "Something in a previous universe triggered our Big Bang", that just pushes it back.)

    124. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cry me a fucking river, bitch." Thanks for being such a pinnacle of Christian ethics, I wonder if this is the same attitude that makes snorting meth off of a young boy's ass alright?

    125. Re:Still doing that? by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't believe people still admit to being Swedish in public. That's like telling everyone you're a meatball. FYI: I am from Switzerland.

    126. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I find it somewhat amusing that you're talking about how being nice to everyone is a Christian value, yet in the same breath, you're admitting you really like admitting people.

      You don't see the contradiction?

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    127. Re:Still doing that? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      The only sane position to take is that they're all wrong, and while there might exist an omnipotent entity, it's insane to think he gives a fuck about you following a religion.

      Your argument doesn't quite work. It argues eloquently for the non-uniqueness of a particular religion and therefore for, in the very least, non-obviousness of the "right" choice. (This last "obviousness" is what a lot of the more obnoxious religious folks seem to argue from, so that's not a trivial thing to demolish.)

      But sometimes the universe does seem to choose one solution over another. Why was I born in the US rather than any of the roughly 200 other, equally valid, places I could have came into existence? Why is the mass of the electron what it is, rather than the nearly infinite array of other options? Clearly, the fact that there is no unique, a priori solution to these questions doesn't mean that no choice/value/option is possible. Similarly, just because there are many possible religions doesn't prove that none of them can be right (or sane world-views).

    128. Re:Still doing that? by feidaykin · · Score: 1

      If we look at the real world, we'll see events happening without cause everywhere (virtual particles, radioactive decay, etc.).

      And there's idea that very concept of "causality" is a property of our universe and thus not necessarily applicable before the Big Bang.

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    129. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      You don't need religion to band together. Why not do it without the dogmatic baggage?

      And if you look at the history of science, you find two things: First, it is one of the most reliable ways we have of discovering reality. And second, it tends to get refined, not wholly overturned. Newton wasn't wrong, just inaccurate.

      Certainly, we'll be in a far better place to embrace new scientific discoveries if we don't have dogma blocking the way.

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    130. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As another Christian, let me add...

      The nature of God is not understandable from our viewpoint. We cannot deduce anything about his nature because we think with a finite mind and live in a reality that is created. The questions we ask about God will always be terminally naive.

      I do not believe that God is in any way subject to space, time, or matter but rather they exist at his command. I believe it is just as much a leap of faith to believe that the stuff of our existence is happily useful (naturally combining into more and more useful super-structures) and self-extant as it is to believe our reality exists due to exacting and purposeful forces outside it.

      Logically, there really should be nothing, ever.

    131. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Except it was Chuck Norris!

    132. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      However since there does not appear to exist any objective way to discern which religion is correct (in fact many theologians consider this imperative, if you know that God exists, then it's not faith now is it?) then it appears to be a bad bet to devote a significant part of your life that at best might only have a 1/1000 chance of being correct.

    133. Re:Still doing that? by supercrisp · · Score: 1

      "Unless you were a Saxon, I suppose." And they don't count, right? And spare the condescending "Northman-dy," especially when you're giving a version of history one could get from reading Asterix channeled through an Archie comic. It is in fact arguable, and has been argued by those more informed than me, that the decrease in violence by the "Vikings" was a product of being able to settle in York, Normandy, and so on. In essence, once they'd gotten what they wanted (and the climate improved back home), they stopped waging war to get what they wanted.

    134. Re:Still doing that? by Chih · · Score: 1

      A lot of things will have been proven wrong in the next century. But that is the greatness of science, the ability to self-examine and change theories to fit and better emulate the natural world. Science will still exist, and it will be in a greater form. Fairytales will also still exist due to the fact that is impossible to prove or disprove them. But due to the simple fact that most religious belief is not self-coherent, it's impossible to examine it as you would science. Therefore, religion is neither true nor false, merely immaterial to our discussions of reality.

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    135. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Oh, wow...

      I'd recommend reading Peter Kreeft's list of arguments on both sides.

      I saw him live. It was pretty fantastically disappointing. He's a philosopher, but he brings up Pascal? Really?

      Islamic thinkers used pure reason to derive the fact that our universe had to have an origin, and thus that the universe tended to show evidence of God...

      You know, I could provide a trivial refutation of Kalam, as so many here has, and as even part of that Wikipedia page does, but I think I'm going to have to stop you right here, because you have done something fairly stupid right off the bat.

      It's a syllogism with two premises and a conclusion. Here are the two premises:

      Whatever began to exist has a cause.
      The universe began to exist.

      So I'm sorry, you cannot use that as "pure reason to derive the fact that our universe had to have an origin" -- it uses that as a premise. If it sought to establish that, it'd be inherently circular.

      Scientists, especially atheist scientists, used their "faith" that God doesn't exist...

      Do you even know what it is you're arguing against?

      Atheism is the lack of belief in a god, not the positive belief that there is no God. I have no "faith" in this, and indeed, if you can show me evidence, I will believe, to the extent warranted by that evidence.

      But be aware that Kalam, even if it were true, says nothing about the cause, only that there had to be one. And read the article you linked -- even William Lane Craig admits that the first premise is mere intuition, and our intuitions tend to break down at cosmological time scales. Is it intuitively obvious that even time should be relative to the speed of light?

      I'm sure these arguments don't fit into the pretty little preconstructed world you've built for yourself,

      You mean the one I discovered by examining what was actually out there? There was a "preconstructed world" handed to me by my parents, and I rejected that.

      That is blatant projection.

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    136. Re:Still doing that? by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Phelps and his band of nut jobs *ARE NOT CHRISTIAN*!!! I'm sorry, but nowhere in the Bible does "God hate" anyone! I believe the message(s) within the Bible preach love, faith and hope; not hate. Christ did not say, "Hate thy neighbor." Christ did not call for the death or the destruction of others. These people are hate mongers and evil. PERIOD!

    137. Re:Still doing that? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      even you have incorrect stereotype, a "fundamentalist" in a religion is merely someone who follows (or at least believes they are following) the basic teachings of a religion without the usual additions and evolutions religions get over time.

      There are Christian "fundamentalists" who hold different or the exact opposite views of groups such as this Westboro Baptist Church. Just as there are fundamentalist Muslims who don't believe in killing and violence.

    138. Re:Still doing that? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Atheism is the same way, though. We're betting our afterlives against stuff here and now on our being right. And a religious person would argue that the only way to win, even at long odds, is to play. (A version of Pascal's Wager, basically.)

      And in the end, religion has more to it than salvation and being right. There's something to be said for the philosophy, particularly the moral part. We can argue all day about whether people should need god to do the right thing, but you know? If that helps, then I'm OK with it.

    139. Re:Still doing that? by Haeleth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Religion needs put down, hard.

      I love fundamentalist atheists. They reassure me that hatred and intolerance of others' beliefs are found in all humans, not just those who believe in one or more deities.

    140. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of my favourite arguments goes along the line of:
      The universe is the totality of time and space, and possibly those annoying other dimensions as well. In our usual cause and effect reasoning, we look for a prior event which leads to a subsequent event. However, since the universe came about along with time, looking for a temporally prior event is absurd. There was no temporally prior event to the universe, since the universe contains within in time itself. We have to look at the "cause" of the universe in a different way. The start of the universe was the start of the timeline, and cannot be placed on the timeline.

    141. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Religion has, historically speaking, been the greatest force for good our planet has ever seen.
      That does not mean your religion is true. Don't say that the bible is metaphorical and nonsense like that. If you're a Christian, everything in the Bible must be true to you. Nowhere in it does it say "interpret this in your own way, it's just a metaphor for [whatever]". That means we should neglect women's rights, sacrifice animals because "God" likes it, accept that the world is 6000 years old as fact, etc. Right?

    142. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Though it doesn't appear that religious people on average are any more moral then the secular. Most of us learn right and wrong from our parents and society in general and those that don't want to be moral seem to have no problem finding justifications for whatever they want by selective readings of their favorite books and religious and secular alike are just as good at saying "Oh, those people aren't like us, they don't deserve to be treated good"

    143. Re:Still doing that? by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      If you look at the history of science you'll find that it couldn't have been done without using classically "religious" framework.

    144. Re:Still doing that? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Yep. A good way to describe a singularity at the beginning of space-time.

      A more formal way to do this is with the help of light cones and spacetime-diagrams.

    145. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      And how do you know that this god is outside of time? If it's outside of time and outside of causality, how would it initiate a causal event?

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    146. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I've got to ask...

      What do you mean by "agnostic"? And what do you think "fundamentalist atheism" looks like?

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    147. Re:Still doing that? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      The problem with religion is this.

      Let's say that we accept the theory that something needed to jumpstart the universe, and that thing does not necessarily have to follow the same rules the universe does (and thus doesn't need a creator of it's own).

      What reason exactly do we have to believe that thing is the biblical god?

      Couldn't it just aswell have been Zeus? Odin?

      Are the Muslims right? Jews? Christians? Buddhists? Tao?

      Well, the Muslims, Jews, and Christians all believe in the same God (it's the whole "who's the messenger" and "did he write a sequel" thing they differ on).

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    148. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hop over to your nearest bookstore and start reading about Enlightenment Philosophy and the founding fathers.

      I'd advise you to do the same, since your selective quote-mining leads me to believe that you don't actually know anything about Enlightenment philosophy if you think these passages in any way are supportive of organized religion.

    149. Re:Still doing that? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone,

      Occam's razor: If your universe needs a creator, so does its creator. He created himself? He's superfluous.

      There, now you're sure: The one without the superfluous anthropomorphism is more logical.

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    150. Re:Still doing that? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      As much as I think the claim that religion is responsible for all evil is wrong, I think claiming it's responsible for most good is equally wrong.

      Religion is, at its core, a tribal marker, giving a society a common set of myths, rituals, beliefs and values. It certainly can be attributed to some good, attributed to some bad, but in general, it's just an arm of society, as moral or immoral as the law, government and entertainment.

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    151. Re:Still doing that? by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess.

      1) Science never says that the universe created itself. It does say that something like the big bang theory best explains (so far) some evidence we have of things that have happened. It doesn't claim to know what, if anything, led to that.

      The great things about science are that it's flexible and that it's not afraid to say "I don't know, yet." As we learn more, we refine previous theories -- they're not dogma.

      This seems much more adaptive and reasonable than trying to live up to the latest translation of a very old book -- which revises itself along the same mechanisms somewhat oddly and imperfectly, e.g. Mormons.

      2) Any argument you apply to the universe works little better if you try to apply it to the idea of god. If the universe had to come from somewhere, why doesn't god have to come from somewhere? If god is eternal and infinite, why can't the universe be?

    152. Re:Still doing that? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nazi ideology was based on the master race theory, which had nothing to do with any of the major religions

      God's chosen people, complete with tales of racial cleansing right in the bible. "God with us", the Nazis used to say.

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    153. Re:Still doing that? by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 1

      Poor AC.... I see you're still trying to get that stick out of your ass.

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    154. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Logically, there really should be nothing, ever.

      We have observed that there is something. Logically, there should be something, at least for a while.

    155. Re:Still doing that? by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      The universe with its one-dimensional timeline is pretty clear to have had an origin (with the big bang)

      Is that an origin point, or just the point before which we are no longer able to see?

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    156. Re:Still doing that? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Though it doesn't appear that religious people on average are any more moral then the secular.

      That doesn't actually argue against my point, though. If you want to argue against my point, you have to show that people who are well-disposed toward believing in higher powers would be just as moral without that belief as with it. Otherwise, you're comparing two different populations.

    157. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      (Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true.)

      As an atheist and a skeptic, I doubt that.

      I have many Christian friends, and they aren't fundamentalist. However, I've noticed two things:

      First, even the "non-fundamentalist" ones, when they're willing to talk about religion, tend to range from not being able to put forward a coherent opinion, to outright insulting. You've been a great example of both.

      Second, the more liberal Christians just strike me as less true to their religion. I can understand the Bible being partly metaphor, but then, where do you draw the line? How do you know what's metaphor and what's not? Even if something is metaphor, under what context is Detueronomy 22:23-29 moral, and exactly what is 2 Kings 2:23-24 supposed to be a metaphor of? If you're going to just selectively pick out the parts you like and agree with, why not be more honest about it and do what Jefferson did?

      Of course, you dropped a strawman right here...

      I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess.

      False dichotomy, too. I don't know that anyone claims the universe created itself, and your only alternative is "someone"? Not even just "something", but "someone"?

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    158. Re:Still doing that? by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 1

      nowhere in the Bible does "God hate" anyone!

      How the hell do you suggest someone should be put to death (best example Lev 20:13, but there are myriad others) without hating him??

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    159. Re:Still doing that? by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true"

      Except liberal christianity is not christianity at all, without sin there is no death, and no purpose to christianity. Therefore atheists never take non-fundamentalists seriously since they are essentially non christians by the bibles own standards.

      Romans 5:12 -- Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned--

      In an evolutionary world, sin doesn't exist, hence christ has no purpose hence Christianity is false. Period

    160. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say that people who are well-disposed toward believing in higher powers would be substantially LESS morale without it as they seem to believe people without such a belief ARE less moral. That their belief in a higher power is the only thing that prevents them from committing horrible and inhumane acts. I have come across this hundreds of time in person and online and I suspect most others have as well. Someone ought to do a serious study on this so it can be more than just anecdotal.

    161. Re:Still doing that? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      The only sane position to take is that they're all wrong, and while there might exist an omnipotent entity, it's insane to think he gives a fuck about you following a religion.

      Not all religions are about trying to please a deity in order to get rewarded.

    162. Re:Still doing that? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      I'm more and more convinced that the Westboro Baptist Church people are either a hate group or a bunch of nutcases.

      I think its a bit of both. And if you look at their behavior, it is very much like the KKK and Neo-Nazis at their own rallies. They use intimidation (some of them really are), yelling and a one-world view to convince the masses they are right.

      When there's one person to challenge them, they still try to make their message strong. When there's more people walking up to them and challenging their views, the one-world view of these hate groups quickly dissipates. They know they are wrong and share a limited world view. They know they tried, they know its a futile fight but they hope they can sucker in a few more with these protests.

      IMO, life is too short to be so hateful. These people at Westboro are truly demented if they decide to protest loud and proud at people's funerals.

    163. Re:Still doing that? by maugle · · Score: 1

      Don't get so uptight about being called "delusional".

      You're a Christian, so you are convinced the Christian religion is right, correct? Therefore, you must think that all the other, conflicting religions are wrong, meaning that the people firmly believing in those other religions are "delusional".
      Atheism just takes it one step further and says that ALL religions are wrong, not just "all religions except mine".

      In other words, everybody not in your religion thinks you're delusional on some level, so why focus on the atheists? This especially confuses me when coming from Christians, who have umpteen-billion different versions of the religion, all of which claim the others have got it wrong.

    164. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't claim they did. It would be a very silly claim to make.

      I don't see why that would stop you. You are, after all, a very silly person.

    165. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Yes, but each of them seem to believe the other two will go to hell as heathens.

    166. Re:Still doing that? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      And far from Kim Jong Il being a representative of a non religious ruler - he's the very definition of one gone wrong.

      How many non-religious leaders are/were corrupt, sadistic heads of communist states? That would tend to skew the pool a little. I've not heard of any beneficent ethical-humanist heads of state.

    167. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if it is necessary that both the universe and God be created. The universe with its one-dimensional timeline is pretty clear to have had an origin (with the big bang), it's unclear if it is necessary for an entity existing outside of time to be created.

      That's rubbish. First of all, whether the universe has a "one-dimensional timeline" or whether this term even makes sense is not at all clear. Why the big bang occurred (if it did indeed occur: "all signs point to yes", as they say, but let's not forget we weren't there, so it's only our best current theory - and I'm using the word "theory" on purpose, full well realizing what it does and doesn't mean) is an interesting and very much open question, and waving your hands and saying "goddunnit" doesn't help.

      Similarly, the part about god being an "entity existing outside of time" is just claptrap. What does "existing outside of time" even mean? You're not saying, and indeed, I think you don't know, either; you're just using a rhetoric device.

      FWIW, all your argument here boils down to is a classical "god of the gaps", too. In the past, it was thought that god literally created Earth and all that in seven days; then people found out how it really happened (again, for all we know), and now god is just being pushed further back, as it were. Instead of having created the Earth, or the universe, he's only responsible for creating conditions surrounding the big bang and pushing the button anymore.

      Beyond all this, your argument also fails to address one crucial question that many christians conveniently ignore: why christianity, why the christian god? If you assume for a moment that god really dunnit, then why was it the judeo-christian god? There are many creation myths in the world, and if you want to single out any as being more plausible than the others, you'll have to provide some sort of reasoning. You're not, though; you're pretending that there are only two possible choices, namely atheism and christianity.

      In fact, why theism at all? Even if you were right, why would any of the attributes typically ascribed to god apply? The god in question, for all you know, might just as well have set in motion the big bang and then disappeared for all practical purposes, never interfering in the universe in any way. Jesus, just like all other prophets, would then just have been a lunatic: one with some good ideas about morality, certainly, but a lunatic nonetheless. Where is your argument to counter this? You have made none.

      In other words, it's not an especially compelling analogy between the two.

      It very much is. In fact, if you argue otherwise, then no offense, but you're either stupid or intellectually dishonest. You yourself have used an argument that goes like this: "1) everything needs a reason. 2) The universe is something. 3) Therefore the universe needs a reason", and then called that reason "god" (and conflated it with your judeo-christian god along the way). But it's entirely fair to apply this same reasoning to "god" afterwards, which is exactly what the GP did: if everything needs a reason, and god is something (read: not nothing), then god needs a reason, too.

      It's obvious to see that this can be continued ad infinitum and does not provide any satisfactory answer to the questions at hand.

      So obviously, there must be a flaw in the reasoning, but once there is, your own argument with which you concluded the existence of a reason for the universe also collapses like a house of cards. It might well be that there is a reason for the universe, but either you haven't demonstrated that there needs to be one, or you must accept that your argument can be applied to your god as well.

    168. Re:Still doing that? by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      In an evolutionary world, sin doesn't exist, hence christ has no purpose hence Christianity is false. Period

      I have news for you - even in a fundamentalist Christian world, sin doesn't exist.

      Sin is, by definition, behavior that God does not want. But if God is the omnipotent, omniscient creator, he must have known that humans would sin and yet he created them anyway.

      It's a logical impossibility for such a God to create a world that he does not want.

      Theologians do a lot of handwaving to avoid this conundrum, but nobody has successfully solved it. If sin exists, it's because God wanted it to be so, and blames us for being how he made us.

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    169. Re:Still doing that? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "While you do have people with insane religious zeal, most religious people have a conscience which keeps them from taking part in mass misery; contrast this with "rational" ideologies which will make arbitrary divisions based on skin color, social class, etc... and disenfranchise a whole class of people."

      Bullshit. Conscience is adjustable, note religionists in Germany went along with the program (a Niemoller or several don't matter much) and the Vatican even went so far as to rescue Nazis after WWII. (Operation Ratline, etc.)

      You've grown up in a world where religion is weak, tame, and has been beaten back by the Enlightenment. It wasn't always thus (the Crusades come to mind) and without vigilance religion would return to its savage past. The price of freedom FROM religion is aggressive vigilance.

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    170. Re:Still doing that? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Religion is like believing in Santa Claus. The only difference is that at around age 6 we pull the beard off of santa but we keep spilling the religious poison into the ears of impressionable children who will one day grow up to do the same to their own.

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    171. Re:Still doing that? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 3, Interesting

      it's unclear if it is necessary for an entity existing outside of time to be created.

      You don't understand the Big Bang. If any event precipitated it, it must have happened — by definition — outside of our time. So your same argument, that whatever spawned out universe might exist outside of our notion of time, works in both cases.

    172. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until Jesus came along there was nothing in Judaism about God torturing people in Hell for all eternity. Can you think of anything more requiring of hate than torture, of billions, for eternity? I can't.

    173. Re:Still doing that? by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "All we know is that a significant event we call the "Big Bang" occurred and we have no visibility before that."

      We don't even know that. It's a theory.

    174. Re:Still doing that? by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      Ahhh yes... Religion needs to be put down hard because it's the root of so much evil.

      Atheist regimes, on the other hand, have been proven over and over again to be the very framework of some of the grandest utopias ever seen on this earth.

      Take the perfect equality forged by Lenin and Stalin for instance. With no God and no wacky religion in their mix they were able to construct a society filled with peace, respect and equality. Everyone was happy and free of the tyranny of churches and religious folk. Oh yes, and the great Mao Zedong who purified his people of the evils of religion and faith and built a new order that...

      Religion, like everything else in the hands of humans is as good or as bad as an individual or group of individuals chooses to make it. I know plenty of soup kitchens and charity organizations built purely as a matter of faith. There's no denying the good impact of that. I've seen religion help rebuild people at rock bottom and I've seen it trap them in a prison of narrow-minded hatred. It is what it is. I knife can be used to prepare a meal or it can be used to murder something.

      The arrogance of atheists on this site is laughable. You people act as if you're the be all end all of enlightenment and that people who share your beliefs have never caused ill to this planet. And who cares what people believe? After all, if you atheists are right then yes, a belief in astrology or reading tea leaves or God or whatever is delusional and absurd. So is a belief in anything because existence as a whole for us is absurd. It is meaningless and on a long enough time line nothing that happens will be remembered or recorded so why deny people their indulgences here that give them happiness—even if those indulgences are absurd?

      Well, with all due respect, go fuck yourself. (And citing Christopher Hitchens only demonstrates that you're a douche.)

    175. Re:Still doing that? by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      And how about the pain the stomping our religion has caused? Or how much suffering has resulting from a society without religion firmly rooted?

      I need to look no further than such fine 20th century atheist leaders as Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong. Can we people give the religion bashing a break because it's old and tiresome.

      Good old lust for power and greed cause most of these problems. It's that simple. Religion merely because of a vehicle for our baboon-like behaviors when particularly clever monkeys learn to utilize it. Wiping out the native Americans was not religiously motivated, for instance. It was motivated by the fact that one group wanted another group's land. Even the Spanish Inquisition was rooted in stealing the property Jews and others not favorable to the Catholics.

      PEOPLE have caused this pain and they manage to do it just fine with or without religion.

      "And they should sure as hell keep their meddling little fingers out my government and schools."

      YOUR government and YOUR schools? Oh that's right, religious people don't pay any of the taxes or participate in any way. Yeah, those fuckers need to keep out and just chill with their congregations.

      Mind you, I'm not making a case for religion either. However, I find that atheists are entirely too comfortable in turning religion into a scapegoat for the natural evils of our species and think themselves blissfully immune to vile acts perpetrated by their religious cousins. History makes is very clear then no religion or lack thereof is free of atrocity.

    176. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

    177. Re:Still doing that? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The only sane position to take is that they're all wrong, and while there might exist an omnipotent entity, it's insane to think he gives a fuck about you following a religion.

      Look at it differently. God is a being who exists outside of time, who created earth as kind of a training ground (something like this). He doesn't care so much if people are suffering, or believing in strange things, as long as they are learning something. Death doesn't matter to him because that is just leaving the 'training grounds.' So he spreads some of his word across the earth as needed to various peoples, and over time it becomes embedded in traditions and strange beliefs, but if you look at the core of each religion, the best parts are still there.

      Seriously, try it sometime: compare various religions (not creation myths, which so many university classes tend to focus on. Very few religious groups focus on creation myths in day to day studies, unlike many outside observers. Tendencies like this are why causal observers tend to utterly misunderstand what religion is about), and look at their core. You will find the commonalities surprising.

      Of course, there are other non-supernatural reasons why there would be commonalities among religions, but obviously there are more sane positions than the one you uncreatively presented as the only one.

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    178. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh. Can't argue with that - case closed!

    179. Re:Still doing that? by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      If we look at the real world, we'll see events happening without cause everywhere (virtual particles, radioactive decay, etc.).

      This is really the most powerful argument, and I wish people would use it more. It's one of those facts that almost nobody actually knows, but yet it's incredibly revealing about how our Universe works.

      Our beliefs that everything has a cause come from observation, not philosophy. The philosophy comes later. If observation says some things don't have a cause, the idea that everything must have a cause goes out the window and all you have left is simply sophistry.

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    180. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Though even if your theory is correct, then it's inconsequential if you follow the religions or not since the main point of most religions is just to tell you to behave decently and you can do that just fine without going to church one a week or praying 5 times a day (Probably because in most ancient civilizations Law and Religion were one and the same)

    181. Re:Still doing that? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      it's interesting that Christians have lower suicide rates because they tell people they go to hell if they do it

      Sounds like rather a good example of evolution in action.

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    182. Re:Still doing that? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Theology is the study of how quite intelligent people can make incisive and compelling logical arguments, but still never settle anything except the logical inconsistencies of their opponents position.

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    183. Re:Still doing that? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      the main point of most religions is just to tell you to behave decently

      This is kind of wrong; it is true that is part of religions, but it is kind of the base. Ultimately they have deeper goals, like enlightenment, or to change who you are and why you do things. The purpose of going to church and praying 5 times a day and other ceremonies is to help you along in that goal. So technically yeah, you are right, you could reach enlightenment etc without going to church or raking rocks and chanting a zen mantra. These things are just there to help you along the way.

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    184. Re:Still doing that? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If Dawkins didn't actually make arguments involving theology

      I doubt he does that.

      He'd be much likelier to make arguments against theology. Essentially, to an atheist, the whole subject is about as relevant to the real world as literary criticism.

      Indeed, the only difference is the books it's based on.

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    185. Re:Still doing that? by celtic_hackr · · Score: 0

      The flaw in your logic is that, at the least, this current Universe we live in has a very clear and distinct beginning. The "Big Bang" is the cause of this existing Universe. The current predominant opinion in the Physics community is there is insufficient matter + energy within this Universe to cause the eventual collapse and likely recreation. Hence, based on current knowledge this Universe is either a one shot deal with a definite beginning and end, or is the last occurrence in a decaying harmonic process, like a swinging pendulum under gravity.

      Now the real question is when and if this Universe dies a thermal death, does time also end. Does anything exist outside of this Universe.

      Given this Universe gives every indication of a beginning and an end, there is no logical reason to suspect this Universe wasn't created by something, that exists outside of this Universe, unless you also argue that time has a beginning and an end. If you argue that time has a beginning and an end, then there is no reason not to believe that something created time. If you argue something created time, then there is no logical reason not to argue that something could not be a living thing. Hence the existence of "God" is just as logical as the non-existence of "God", if there is a beginning and an end to the Universe.

      Conversely, if you argue that nothing created the Universe or time, and concede that the Universe has a beginning and an end, and yet time does not, then you've just crossed over into religion. That religion being the religion of nothing. It is illogical to argue time has always existed and nothing exists outside of time and space-time, without having any means or evidence to conclude so. If time has always existed and the Universe has not, then what caused the Universe to come into existence?

      If the current popular theory is wrong, and the Universe does have some mechanism by which it will expand and collapse ad infinitum, then it still does not rule out the existence of "something" outside of space-time that created it. It is illogical to claim that "something" does not encompass "some one".

      Given all of the above, which can be easily represented in Symbolic Logic, it is logical to conclude that it is more logical to conclude that God exists than that God does not. Here my definition of God, merely being the process by which THIS Universe was created. It it also logical to conclude that "God" is equally likely to be a sentient being as natural phenomenon. In fact given the currently known facts and accepted theories it would be illogical to conclude there is no God..

    186. Re:Still doing that? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Informative
      Dawkins has made being-an-asshole-to-theists his raison d'etre,

      No he hasn't. He has many objections to religion, but these are well-founded and well-argued. He is also polite to people who don't share his opinion.

      Don't complain about people being "dickwads" when your own arguments are nothing but hand waving and ad hominem.

    187. Re:Still doing that? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Religion is more of a mental illness than a physical sickness. And part of the illness is feeling the need to tell everyone about it. We hope that someday a means of treating it will be found.

    188. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Some do, some don't. Christianity for instance has never pushed enlightenment, it's core message has always been "As long as you perform well in this life you'll be rewarded in the next" which is similar to Hindu (Though I haven't really studied that religion extensively).

      The pagan religions were similar although the virtues can be different, for instance the best fate for a viking would be dying in battle. Enlightenment has not really struck me as the common thread in my religious studies.

    189. Re:Still doing that? by chromatic · · Score: 1

      How do you know what's metaphor and what's not?

      A field of historical and literary analysis called "textual criticism" addresses these questions. The primary mechanism to understanding a text is to ask how its primary intended audience interpreted it.

    190. Re:Still doing that? by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      No doubt about it, my real point is that human beings don't care about logical inconsistencies in their views. The human mind is pathetically bad at being clear in it's own thinking at all levels everyday. It takes effort to bring clarity to the murkiness of ones own thoughts.

      When one speaks of the concept of god one is speaking of specific instances of that particular concept defined by human beings.

      I already know about the omnipotence and failure paradox, if you are omnipotent you cannot fail by definition in your intent.

    191. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can something outside of time do anything? Doing something requires a change of state. A change of state requires a change of time.

    192. Re:Still doing that? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      You need to read your cosmology books more carefully. There is no indication of an 'end' to the current universe just eventual evolution to an essentially empty void (which could be very similar to the void that preceded it). Given enough time (a hella-hubble-time or more) there will independent quantum fluctuations within that void resulting in big-bang like events.

      The rest of your argument is just garbage. Not to mention that it's wrong in the extreme. People have been making such "proofs" for thousands of years and most rely on the same flawed assumptions like "everything has a cause." We'll its the modern world and we know more about physics. The main thing of interest here is "events do not need causes". And the event that formed the universe fits neatly into that category of event, especially when recent data is considered.

      If you want to start with some arguments that weren't discredited 400 years ago, we can start over.

    193. Re:Still doing that? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Are you going for a funny mod with that one?

    194. Re:Still doing that? by anss123 · · Score: 1

      Eh? The Vikins had religion, not sure what it was but they had it. There was also some woman worshipping religion some 70 000 years ago so religion isn't anything new. It's been with use since before civilization.

      Now the Christian religion might have been better than religions it replaced, but there's little truly reliable data on that subject.

    195. Re:Still doing that? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Oh well, now you want to talk about enlightenment in christianity, but that is a different topic. In christianity, the vocabulary is different (and you are right, a lot of Christians focus on the 'perform well in this life' stage), but the idea is still there. It can be seen in popular culture with books like Les Miserables, where the main character (Jean Valjean) turns away from evil near the beginning (is saved), but isn't fully made pure until near the end (enlightenment!).

      A lot of strains of christianity represent these two events as justification and sanctification. Justification is roughly when you begin your way down the path, and God forgives you of your sin. Sanctification is later, and somewhat more mysterious, and corresponds roughly to the eastern idea of enlightenment. The word itself denotes the idea of being made pure. It is typically found at the end of a journey (or granted as a gift from God).

      There is definitely the idea of continued learning in the bible, and that once you begin that is not the end, you must continue on learning more. Jesus himself said, "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light." Finding 'rest unto your souls' is a lot like the buddhist idea of enlightenment.

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    196. Re:Still doing that? by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      I agree that authoritarianism is a root cause of many of society's ills. I'm an anarchist, and thus opposed to many of the forms of "authority" that are most widely and unquestioningly accepted by people worldwide, both religious and otherwise. But I base this and all of my other beliefs on the explicit teachings of Jesus Christ, who taught that our relationships with others (and Himself) ought to be based not on authority or coercion or violence, but love. "Religion" certainly can be abused by authoritarians, but it is not inherently authoritarian, and in my view at least (which I believe and hope to be Jesus' view as well), it is actually as profoundly contrary to the whole notion of authoritarianism as anything can be. Yes, God is the ultimate Authority, but He chooses to rule the world through love and persuasion, not violence. And asks us to do likewise. In my view, faith in God is not the cause of the world's ills; it would be the antidote, if people would just listen enough to understand.

    197. Re:Still doing that? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Always with the Stalin and Mao. Neither Stalin nor Mao was an atheist. However, they both felt the need to force atheism on the populace because they didn't want the churches to have a power structure that competed with the state.

      But you knew that and lied anyway. Because your religion commands you to lie in the service of your God.

    198. Re:Still doing that? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      The Vikings would have had the Norse gods... (Odin, Thor, Loki, ...)

    199. Re:Still doing that? by BKX · · Score: 1

      Not true. The Jews believe that as long as non-Jews abide by the Noahide laws (laws given to Noah after the flood), then they're all good in the eyes of G-d. In fact, it is Jewish doctrine that one should not formally convert to Judaism if they think that they may not be able to abide by the Mitzvah, since it's better to be a righteous Gentile than a non-righteous Jew (righteous in the original sense of the word, that is). Also, the Jews don't exactly believe in Hell, at all, or in Heaven, in the sense that the Christians and Muslims do.

    200. Re:Still doing that? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You do know that the notion that religious people probably shouldn't kill each other over religion... is a Christian idea, don't you?

      "Since we have fallen, my brethren, into this sin of blasphemy, I conjure you, in the name of our Lord, to rebuke openly these blasphemers. When you meet with such who publicly sin in this respect, correct them by word of mouth, and, if necessary, by your strong arm. Let these shameless swearers be covered with confusion. You could not employ your hand to a holier work. And if you are given into custody, go boldly before the magistrate, and say in your defense that you have avenged a blasphemy.

      For if a person is punished for speaking contemptuously of a prince, is it not reasonable to suppose that a person who speaks irreverently of God should be sentenced to a severer punishment? It is a public crime, a common injury which all the world ought to condemn.

      Let the Jews and infidels see that our magistrates are Christians, and that they will not allow those to go unpunished who insult and outrage their Master."

      - Saint John Chrysostom

    201. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      I have to admit I don't really know terribly much at all about the specifics of Judaism.

    202. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you brought it up: funny how Germany being a Christian nation didn't stop them from using the master race theory as an excuse for killing Jews and other "undesirables." The statement "most religious people have a conscience which keeps them from taking part in mass misery," is directly countered by the Holocaust. Not all of them were at the camps pulling the trigger or running the ovens, but despite their Christian "religious conscience" they tolerated it because, hey, they're only Jews. They killed our God, so why not.

      Funny how the US ignored their "religious conscience" and used religion (manifest destiny) to justly the genocide of Native Americans. Funny how Christians in the pre-war South supported slavery. Funny how Christianity was the basis for the Crusades in the middle ages. Funny how belief in a divinely anointed emperor was used as a rallying point for the Japanese in WWII.

      The better way to frame it is: most people have a conscience. Under normal circumstances, they don't view harming others as a good thing. However, humanity is a pack animal. If an opinion becomes popular enough, people will follow it, even if it contrary to what they would do on their own. Whether the source is religion or anything else doesn't matter. It is hard to stand up to a popular view, even when it is clearly wrong; it is much easier to simply not care. This is one of the dirty little secrets of humanity. Everyone likes to believe they are fundamentally different from people who have committed atrocities. Some like to point to their belief in religion as a way to "prove" this difference -- so they don't have to think about how they would have acted if they lived in Germany before WWII.

    203. Re:Still doing that? by PBoyUK · · Score: 1

      Pioneer? Really? More like plagiarist.

    204. Re:Still doing that? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      a Swede would reference Workers Morals because of the great influence the workers movement has had the past 100 years.

      Sounds like another religion to me.

      isms are schisms. All of them.

    205. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      lol?

    206. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brian; "You must be individuals."

      Crowd, as one; "Yes we are individuals"

      One guy right at the back: "I'm not"

    207. Re:Still doing that? by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Jesus sometimes talks about hell, even in a threatening manner.

      That's good (bad) enough for me.

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    208. Re:Still doing that? by PBoyUK · · Score: 1

      This "rebuttal" to atheism is getting tiresome. You cannot call them atheist regimes with a hope of retaining any scrap of honesty. They were anti-religious, yes, but only because they desired the power of the church for themselves. They wanted to fill that religion shaped hole in people's lives with an image of themselves and their ideology. The so-called atheist regimes of today are not an example of secular societies, but of modern re-enactment of far more primitive tribalism with modern technology at their disposal.

      I won't touch the second half of your post, the childish nature of it is sickening.

    209. Re:Still doing that? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I recently happened upon the work of Robert Conquest, an eminent historian of the modern era, who does a good job of presenting an explanation for ideological zealotry.

      Here are a few paragraphs from his book 'Reflections on a Ravaged Century'

      "What, then, is the mental material into which they insert their ideas, like certain wasps into certain grubs?

      Dostoevsky writes of a human type "whom any strong idea strikes all of a sudden and annihilates his will, sometimes forever." The true Idea addict is usually something roughly describable as an 'intellectual.' The British writer A. Alvarez has (and meaning it favorably) defined an intellectual as one who is "excited by ideas." Ideas can indeed be exciting,, but the use of the intellect might be thought to be primarily one of subjecting them to knowledge and judgement- especially on the record of our century.

      Intelligence alone is thus far from being a defense against the plague. Students, in particular, have traditionally been a reservoir of infection. The Nazis won the German students before they won the German state, and there are many similar examples. In much the same way, a leading scholar of Russian affairs (Ronald Hingley of Oxford) noted during the Soviet period that basic misapprehensions about it in the West were rare among truly serious scholars, and also among ordinary people, being confined to those of fair intelligence. He commented, "For it is surely true, if not generally recognized, that real prowess in wrong-headedness, as in most other fields of human endeavour, presupposes considerable education, character, sophistication, knowledge, and will to succeed."

    210. Re:Still doing that? by PBoyUK · · Score: 1

      Neither Stalin nor Mao eliminated religion though. Religionists like to say it did, because they don't recognise the reflection of themselves in what these regimes replaced religion with. For them, it is enough that there was a non-belief. From the perspective of faith as a psychological trojan horse, and religion as a command centre of the resulting botnet, they were little more than beheadings of the current authority to impose another. The difference being instead of necessarily pushing a religious ideology, it pushed a social or political one instead.

      The final cure to religiosity, in all its forms, is to have this fundamental weakness in our psychology addressed by the mental preparation for the inevitable attack.

    211. Re:Still doing that? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Who the f* is going to eliminate religion? Would you recommend the Stalin/Mao approach?

      Stalin and Mao were both theists who demanded that their subjects become atheists in order to prevent existing religions from threatening their power. Educating people to the fact that religion is false, stupid and damaging to humanity is an entirely different thing.

    212. Re:Still doing that? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      The most dangerous people in history have proven to be those who have figured out for themselves some 'core underlying cause' for all social ills.

      It is always THEY who have it all figured out, and the rest of us who just need to obey.

    213. Re:Still doing that? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I'm reluctant to enter this conversation, given its very low standards for mutual respect, but I can't let this common, but to me incorrect, argument pass. How can we know how things would be without religion? That's just an initial logical fillip. But how about all the pain that religion HAS caused?

      Ok, let's see that.

      Europe was at war of Catholicism versus Protestantism for several hundred years.

      No, Europe was at war because various nations wanted other nations stuff. Look at the sides for things like the 30-year war in Germany. It was purportedly a religious war - and yet, Catholic France supported Protestant Sweden against Catholic Spain, while Protestant Denmark opposed it. You find alliances drawn up along geopolitical lines, not religious. You can do the same for most other conflicts of the time, including the Reformation, and the Inquisition - by questioning the Pope's interpretation of scripture, the reformers questioned his authority, which impacted the basis of his political authority. These things were all conflicts over political power, not religion.

      Islam and Christianity have been at war for longer than that. Granted, there were side issues of imperialism.

      Yes, there were. I wouldn't say they were exactly side-issues though. The First Crusade was launched by the appeal of an Emperor for help in holding back Muslim expansion into his frontiers. He appealed on the basis of their common religion, but the primary goals were political. Even then, look at the results of the Fourth Crusade - the sack of a Christian city by Christian crusaders. How would that have happened if the crusades were primarily religious wars, instead of the same old power+land grabs we've seen from time immemorial?

      But how about the persecution of Mormons?

      See above re: Pope and challenge to political power. This is what often happens when a group with a new idea (religious or otherwise - see also Communism, Feminism) arises. They're persecuted by the majority, because the majority is secure in the status quo, and don't want things to change.

      Mormons persecuting gays

      Persecution of people for being different. If it was truly religiously motivated, you'd expect a similar persecution of people who'd committed adultery, or had premarital sex. While the Mormons (and most Christians) would say that these are wrong, they don't get demonized the same way homosexuals do, despite being given an equal weight on sinfulness in the Bible.

      What about the various killing sprees over doctrine in the early days of the Catholic church, when various heresies were eliminating by exterminating their adherents like so many cockroaches?

      Hard to argue against, given a lack of specificity (which heretics, and how "early"). As a general response, I'd point again to "challenge to political power", when that political power is based on religion. It's a continuing theme through most of post-Roman history. It's also why I think that the American concept of the separation of church and state is one of the most valuable tenets of the political system, despite being a Christian - not because religion interferes with politics, but because giving religious authorities secular power attracts people who want secular power to leadership of religions.

      Or (despite the Church's whitewash to the contrary) the tacit support or active participation of Catholic bishops in the German Nazi party of the 1930s-40s?

      So now because some religious people supported the Nazis, Nazi Germany is an example of religious causing pain? I'm pretty sure there were atheists and agnostics supporting it too.

      Protestants in France in the 18thC, persecution of certain _types_ of Protestants in the United Kingdom at the same time

      Look again to the separation of church and s

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    214. Re:Still doing that? by PBoyUK · · Score: 1

      Hatred? Yup? Intolerance? Yup. But importantly, not without justification. And it's the justification that makes the difference.

      Mine is the knowledge that the 3 major monotheisms are all looking forward to the destruction of the world. And each of them now has the power to take that destruction into their own hands. These are facts. Someone disavowed of the notion of an afterlife in paradise will do all that they can to avoid an unnatural end to themselves and those they care for. The same cannot be universally said for the religious. Convinced of the worthlessness of this life in comparison to the next, they can be dangerous like no other to themselves and anyone in the blast radius of the weapon they get their hands on. A hypothetical atheist - not necessarily a fundamentalist one, as you put it - thinks of religion as widespread delusion. But how can they, in the face of that belief, reconcile that and it's extremely dangerous tendencies with a laissez faire approach to it? "As long as it leaves me alone, I'll leave it alone." is another dangerous policy of appeasement that will bite us in the ass one day.

    215. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to think that all religious people are violent.

      The vast majority of humans on Earth are religious and do not promote violence even against people they don't like.

    216. Re:Still doing that? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Nazi ideology was based on the master race theory, which had nothing to do with any of the major religions

      So a Catholic person picks up some pagan ideas, expands on the Bible-based blood-libel, leads an army of Catholics and Lutherans under an ancient symbol that was adopted as a modified Christian cross, and takes "God is with us" as a motto for one of its elite units - and it has nothing to do with religion?

      communism, which killed about 50 million people in Russia alone

      Being non-religious doesn't automatically make you a good person.

      most religious people have a conscience which keeps them from taking part in mass misery

      And I'd say exactly the opposite. People are born with an innate human morality, and you have to do something to suppress that in order to get atrocities. One way to do that is to replace that innate morality with the psudo-morality of religion.

      contrast this with "rational" ideologies which will make arbitrary divisions based on skin color, social class, etc

      That has to be the worst defense of religious morality I ever heard. The right to keep the cursed "Hammites" in bondage, the divine right of kings, as well as slavery, tribalism, and mindless submission to authority in general were all based on religion. The "rational ideologies" picked up all those bad habits from religion, not the other way around.

    217. Re:Still doing that? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Contrast this with countries that did not develop with a Christian heritage, and see how far your civil rights go there.

      Civil rights, along with most human progress, has been in spite of religion, not because of it.

      The notion of Universal Charity was really Jesus' revolutionary message, and it really did transform the world, causing more good as a result of it than any other single idea.

      That's just your assertion.

      Hitchens, by contrast, think that it is the worst thing that has ever happened to the world.

      No, he thinks that it's just superstition. But he does believe that religion was our first (and worst) attempt at philosophy, and that we'd be better off with more modern systems of morals, government, and explanations for natural phenomena.

    218. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a stick.

      A Priest's dick.

    219. Re:Still doing that? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      If you look at the history of science you'll find that it couldn't have been done without using classically "religious" framework.

      And I assume you can back up that claim with...?

    220. Re:Still doing that? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Religion merely [becomes?] a vehicle for our baboon-like behaviors...

      Exactly. Religion gives tyrants, in addition to all of the tools that they already have, the threat of eternal damnation, the faux-moral divine right of kings, and a reason for the opressed to ignore their oppression (all will be set right in the afterlife). Think of how much more horrid Stalin an Mao could have been if they had not just modern technology and their own evil intent, but the cloak of religion as well.

      I find that atheists are entirely too comfortable in turning religion into a scapegoat

      Religion might not be the source of all evil, but it does make an exceptionally good place for evil to hide. Look at the Catholic Church's scandals - just by being priests child molesters could put themselves above suspicion, and if discovered have a whole hierarchy of people ready to hide their crimes. The crimes themselves might have come from human nature, but that good a disguise for it could only come from religion.

    221. Re:Still doing that? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Would you recommend the Stalin/Mao approach?

      No, we have secularism.

      It doesn't seem to matter if your government suppresses the heretical non-Christians, non-Muslims, non-Atheists, non-Hindus, or non-Pagans - when the government forces a religious viewpoint on people it's all bad.

      On the other hand, when people are allowed to practice their various faiths (or none) in peace, it doesn't seem to matter whether it's the Greek Gods (500 BCE Athens), the Muslim God (1000 CE Baghdad), the Christian God (1900 CE West), or no god (2000 CE Sweden) that's popular - things tend to be all right.

      So we each have our own beliefs, and can make fun of the other person's, but no matter what just please don't fuck up the only type of society with a proven track record of improving the human condition.

      Who the f* is going to eliminate religion?

      We'll just grow out of it. :)

    222. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Testament was a compilation of teachings by some Jewish scholars somewhere in Israel two thousand years ago

      You would be wrong.

      The earliest writings in the New Testament are the epistles of Paul, first written at least 50ish AD, a lengthy time after the death of the Christ (20-30ish AD depending on your sources).

      The Gospels themselves were written a decade later.

      http://www.visitingpreacher.org/ntbooksdate.html

      In all honesty, the letters of Paul are some of the better parts of Christianity. Well reasoned, largely benevolent, and with a faith that could move mountains, Paul was a good man who just wanted to help other people.

    223. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure it's more logical to say that the universe created itself than it was created by someone, but to each his own, I guess.

      Saying the universe was created by an individual doesn't explain anything - you still have to explain how that individual got there, along with whatever extra universe He occupies. In that case He may as well be us, and you're just recursing uselessly without getting anywhere. It can't just be turtles all the way down.

    224. Re:Still doing that? by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      If criticism equates to "hatred and intolerance", then you are hateful and intolerant for your own comment. But that's nonsense. Written criticism in an on-topic discussion just does not compare to unwanted physical confrontation, intimidation and bullying, housing and job discrimination, or the codifying of unequal treatment into the law.

      Religion is false superstitious nonsense, and people die because of it. People waste their lives because of it. Decision making is garbage in, garbage out. When you base decisions on falsehoods, you make bad choices. These are all a factual claims, not opinion. You can argue that the claims are false, but to say that they are offensive in any way is to say that the truth itself might be offensive to you, and you therefore admit having a motivation to be in denial of the truth.

      All you accomplish by calling a claim hateful and intolerant instead of disputing it is imply that you can't come up with a counter-argument.

    225. Re:Still doing that? by Szechuan+Vanilla · · Score: 1

      Bravo. Best post I've seen in a long while.

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    226. Re:Still doing that? by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't believe people still are religious in public.

      Not only do I worship in public, I did so today with 200 other like-minded souls. We've even got (hold on to your hat) an entire building dedicated to it. With a sign telling _everyone_ what's going on inside.

      I am from Sweden.

      Well I'm sorry for that but do you think you should admit that in public?

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    227. Re:Still doing that? by PBoyUK · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And why is this? Because admitting atheism, even at the heights secularism has reached, is a death sentence to any politicians hope to get into office. If the populous are passengers, then religion may not be driving the bus anymore, but only because it has reached a higher level of management: vetting the new bus drivers for acceptability.

    228. Re:Still doing that? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I'm a Christian, and am not embarrassed to admit it. I'm embarrassed by these assholes, though. (Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true.)

      Christians are atheists about most gods that we have dreamed up.

      Atheists are just one god ahead of them.

      We tend to think that getting up early to go to church every Sunday just to apologise for being human as ridiculous as worshipping Set.

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    229. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he's saying if god could have existed all along without being created then the universe could have existed all along without needing to be created.

      If there is a possibility that god exists without being created AND there is a possibility that the universe exists without being created THEN the simplest solution is that the universe exists without being created.

      That doesn't mean that it's logically proven that god didn't create the universe, that can't be proven, but only that Occam's Razor supports the argument "universe exists without a creator" over the opposing argument "god exists without a creator and god created the universe" since the first one is less complicated.

    230. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Atheists often think that Christian == fundamentalist, which simply isn't true.)

      No need to patronize. Most atheists are more than capable of distinguishing fundamentalists from moderates. You assume we can't simply because vocal atheists specifically target fundamentalists. There's an obvious reason for that: fundamentalists are more threatening than moderates, so they are the target of our criticisms. We're not generally going to go after the moderates too much, but this doesn't mean we don't think they exist and that all Christians are fundies.

    231. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communism didn't kill 50 million in Russia, a dictator who claimed to be a communist did. Communism itself killed perhaps a hundred thousand (or a couple of hundred thousand). If you but all deaths in Russia on the communists account than you need to put all the deaths in Africa on democracy's account because "The Democratic Republic of Kongo" is obviously a democracy.

    232. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>No he's saying if god could have existed all along without being created then the universe could have existed all along without needing to be created.

      Right. I understand the structure of his argument - except it's wrong.

      Our universe has a one-dimensional timeline (as far as we can tell). God is hypothesized to exist outside of time. The universe needs an origin. God does not.

    233. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Christians are atheists about most gods that we have dreamed up.

      Common Hitchensism, and is a good example of his nonsense that people apparently believe in.

      At a certain level, we all are forced to pick a religion for ourselves. Refusing to choose any (i.e. atheism) is a very distinct difference than choosing one.

    234. Re:Still doing that? by xero314 · · Score: 1

      The only sane position to take is that they're all wrong

      What does it benefit you to take the position that they are all wrong. If you take that position and it turns out that any one of them is right, then you are screwed. With that in mind the only really sane position to take is that they are all potentially right, and then act in the way that you think is right for you. There just is no possible benefit from declaring someone else wrong on something that is ultimately unprovable.

      More importantly your statement is a logical fallacy. To sum it up, you are saying the only right belief is to believe all belief is wrong. Or more simply, the only thing that is true is false. Yes it's a common atheist argument, but then again it's really just atheists saying that there belief is the right one and all others are wrong.

      What reason exactly do we have to believe...

      Reason and belief are two separate things, and they are not mutually exclusive. I for one have reason and belief, but I do not profess to have reason to believe.

      And for the record, I am of a belief that is indistinguishable from atheism except that I accept it is a faith none the less.

    235. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Therefore, you must think that all the other, conflicting religions are wrong, meaning that the people firmly believing in those other religions are "delusional".

      Hardly. I think there's something to a lot of different religions, though some are indeed a lot more nonsensical than others. While I disagree to a greater or lesser extent with all religions/denominations (I'm including Christian ones here, as well - no denomination really matches my thinking), I wouldn't call, say, a Buddhist delusional, because I think several of their points about attachment to material things to be valid ones. The stuff about the universe being eternal though, I do disagree with.

      >>Atheism just takes it one step further and says that ALL religions are wrong, not just "all religions except mine".

      In other words, "We don't know the ultimate nature of reality, but we're absolutely convinced that everyone else is wrong."

    236. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Something had to exist outside of time that spawned the creation of the universe.

      That's all the First Cause argument says conclusively.

      Moving from there and saying whether or not you find it more plausible the universe sort of popped out of nowhere or was created involves your thoughts on things like the Anthropic Principle and the various other issues on the topic. I find it more plausible that God exists; you might disagree.

      But the atheist who says there's no logical reason to believe in God is simply wrong (or more likely uninformed of the various debates on the issue).

    237. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Theology is the study of how quite intelligent people can make incisive and compelling logical arguments, but still never settle anything except the logical inconsistencies of their opponents position.

      As an Obsessive Maths Freak, it can be quite annoying not being able to get an adequate proof, is it not?

      But real life is rarely like that. Literature studies, law, theology, philosophy (except the purely logical arguments), ethics etc., all produce logical arguments which the listener weighs based on the preponderance of the evidence.

      The issue with Dawkins is that he doesn't have the necessary background to enter the arena, and as a result sounds like a guy who read a website this one time trying to argue why he doesn't need to pay income taxes before the Supreme Court.

    238. Re:Still doing that? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Please define "outside of time". To me that is a meaningless statement. Time is how we measure change, if an entity does anything then it is inside of time.

      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    239. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>He is also polite to people who don't share his opinion.

      You've obviously never seen him speak. Or, you know, read his entirely polite and respectful book, "The God Delusion".

    240. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Please define "outside of time". To me that is a meaningless statement.

      Yikes, there's no easy way to summarize that whole debate. Try this thought on for size: God is immanent in every moment at every place and views everything as an eternal present.

      And if that doesn't make sense, I apologize. If you want to stretch your brain, try reading through this:
      http://www.iep.utm.edu/god-time/

      I also have some good physics books on space and time if you're interested.

    241. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Eh? The Vikins had religion, not sure what it was but they had it.

      That's what I get for writing at 4AM.

      I'm talking about the Christian religion in particular, not religion in general. Sorry about that.

      >>Now the Christian religion might have been better than religions it replaced, but there's little truly reliable data on that subject.

      There's actually extensive data in the Vatican (the last time I looked at the subject) on the missions to the vikings. (Fun fact: based on the Northmen's reports of elves and giants in the wilds there, they actually posed the question to the Pope if they could be baptized and converted. Answer: sure, why not?)

      If I remember the story correctly, the Vikings butchered wave after wave of missionaries to them until they began to suspect that if all these people were willing to die for their faith, there might be something to it.

      Cut down on depredations greatly.

    242. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Quoting the patriarchs, eh?

      The development I'm talking about was an evolution of Christian thought in the Enlightenment Era. Just like how slavery came to be seen as antithetical to Christian values, so did killing each other over religion.

      Nowadays you have a very atheistic Europe filled with people who pride themselves on being tolerant, and able to act according to the Judeo-Christian code of ethics, while not believing in God. It's very strange if you think about it. Why would you be proud to follow an ethical code of a God you mock?

      Unless there is indeed something to those ethics, I suppose, eh?

    243. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Civil rights, along with most human progress, has been in spite of religion, not because of it.

      Incorrect. This statement is more or less an urban legend generated by the modern atheist movement.

      >>That's just your assertion.

      Backed up by my study of history.

      Based on your above statement, you've never really made a study of it.

    244. Re:Still doing that? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The development I'm talking about was an evolution of Christian thought in the Enlightenment Era. Just like how slavery came to be seen as antithetical to Christian values, so did killing each other over religion.

      But it wasn't really evolution of Christian thought so much so as fairly rapid secularization, stripping those values down to their core of what became known as "rational humanism". The Church lagged far behind - suffice to look at the attitude of the Rome towards various socially progressive movements up until mid-20th century.

      Nowadays you have a very atheistic Europe filled with people who pride themselves on being tolerant, and able to act according to the Judeo-Christian code of ethics, while not believing in God. It's very strange if you think about it. Why would you be proud to follow an ethical code of a God you mock?

      Your mistake is in labeling it "Judeo-Christian code of ethics". It's not. It has certain things in common - all the "do not kill" etc stuff, which generally boils down to "no unnecessary violence, try to be cooperative", and is an evolved trait in social animals such as humans. There's no surprise that all religions have captured it in some form, it's just basic common sense.

      A real Judeo-Christian code of ethics includes things such as prohibition of adultery (what's the number of single mothers and divorce rate in Europe today, again?), intolerance towards other religions ("And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death") and nontypical sexual preferences ("If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable"). Thankfully, we've got a long way from there. And, yes, Christians were dragged along, though some of them resent it (we call them "fundamentalists") - but the credit for the most part of it isn't theirs.

    245. Re:Still doing that? by anss123 · · Score: 1
      The Vatican isn't exactly an unbiased source, and even if you factor out the bias people back then wasn't exactly grade A statisticians.

      If I remember the story correctly, the Vikings butchered wave after wave of missionaries to them until they began to suspect that if all these people were willing to die for their faith, there might be something to it.

      I'm weary of stories that have a "romantic flair" to them. I did actually have Norwegian history in elementary school (being Norwegian and all) and from what little I remember some crazed king spread Christianity by the sword, with taxmen close behind. I recall someone asking the teacher what happened to those who didn't convert, and he answered simply with "he cut their heads off" - which was thoughtless of him come to think of it, now remember why I don't like that king. LOL.

      There was some sort of tradition called "blood revenge" that got shot by Christianity, that may be the reduction in depredations you're talking about.

      I've always found Norwegian history dreadfully boring. Much more fun to read about Greek, Roman, Spanish, etc. histories, so don't take my word for anything.

    246. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>And, yes, Christians were dragged along, though some of them resent it

      You got it backwards.

      Secularism is a very recent phenomenon - all this ethical flowering from Christianity took place, hmm, starting around the 1300s or so, but really kicking off as the result of the 80 years war, if I'm remembering it correctly. There was a philosophical reaction to the pointless slaughter of Christian on Christian - and there was no secular movement to talk of back then, so it's very hard to ascribe credit to it for anything other than the expansion of Christian ethics.

      >>Your mistake is in labeling it "Judeo-Christian code of ethics". It's not. It has certain things in common - all the "do not kill" etc stuff, which generally boils down to "no unnecessary violence, try to be cooperative", and is an evolved trait in social animals such as humans. There's no surprise that all religions have captured it in some form, it's just basic common sense.

      The lower levels of morality are certainly seen worldwide. I'm dubious as to how much of higher ethical behavior you can claim is evolutionarily derived, especially given the rather wide codes of conduct seen in indigenous peoples around the world, and would certainly argue that only religious people generally demonstrate higher ethical behaviors, such as Loving Thy Enemy, or the rather similar Mother Doctrine of Buddhism (all people were once your mother, so you should love everyone).

      It's easy to not hit someone with a rock so that they don't hit you back (ethical level 1) or because you don't want to break a law (ethical level 2), but it's very rare to see anyone outside of religious circles loving the person beating them with a rock (ethical level 3).

    247. Re:Still doing that? by anss123 · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia to the rescue: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stiklestad

      Politics, alliances and swords pawed the way for Christianity, with the dead king becoming "a saint" and miracles occurring around his corpse. Same old, same old in other words. Remember now that this took up a good chunk of our history classes, with a lot of fuzz being made about the miracles and them being presented as factual happenings. I'm actually a little appalled right now, ho hum, but with the school system being reformed almost every four years (yes I'm serious, drives the poor teachers up the wall and makes our schools rank as the worst of northern Europe) I can't say what they are teaching right now.

    248. Re:Still doing that? by HopefulIntern · · Score: 1

      Yes, but at the same time, Hitler famously disliked the christian religion. He would often say how it made the people weak, because priests taught compassion and empathy, something he thought should not belong in the Reich, and certainly not on the battlefield. It is clear he much preferred the Norse ideology, as you can see in many of the symbols he used, from the Swastika (looks like a Norse Sun wheel), the wolf's hook, the 'sig' rune (used as the SS symbol), the life rune, the odal rune, etc.
      Whether this was just because he also idolised the race of people descended from the Norsemen, or if he truly believed this "religion" or ideology to be superior, is another matter.

    249. Re:Still doing that? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      I have. Of course some people are offended merely because someone else dares to disagree with them, it's easy to lose perspective in that way. But sticking to your guns is not the same as being impolite. Why don't you just link to something which supports your point? There is lots of stuff from him on youtube, so it shouldn't be hard.

    250. Re:Still doing that? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      We don't disagree I think. The point is that it's a waste of effort to dedicate yourself to a religion when you have no real basis to assume it's correct, as far as anyone knows you might go to heaven aslong as you're just a decent person.

    251. Re:Still doing that? by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      Fascinating.
      How would you combine "There is no greater authority than yourself" http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en&v=0XRPgLZU12g&gl=US, a basic tenet of my brand of anarchism, and say "I am born free and no man is my Lord", with "Yes, God is the ultimate Authority" and sheepishly kneeling to an invisible master?

      --
      "Kill 'em all and let Root sort 'em out"
    252. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I consider myself a Christian in the sense that I've read the Bible and believe Jesus taught the right lessons in ethics.

      Well of course he did. He (more specifically the Church) spent many years stealing those ideas from the religions that were prevalent at that time.

      I refuse to accept a Middle Age transcript of a Bronze Age legend as some kind of fundamental truth in the same way I accept "love thy neighbor" as fundamental truth.

      if you had a neighbor like mine, you would most fervently accept "love thy neighbor" as a fundamental truth.

    253. Re:Still doing that? by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      God was pushed into those gaps by science. Older religions don't have such concepts of God as omniscient and "outside time." Most of them depicted gods as basically human but immortal, with control over some force of nature, or embodying some abstract principle (as in the Greek pantheon).

      This is just my own speculation, but I think the concept of gods came about because we are intentional and empathetic beings, and ascribed intentionality to the natural world because it was easy to project purpose onto blind, indifferent natural forces.

      Because we do things for a reason, it's perfectly natural to believe that when something beyond our control happens by chance, there is actually some reason behind it.

      Ergo, with the discovery of more natural laws and seeing their blind indifference, God necessarily had to become more powerful, ineffable, and remote.

      --
      "Slow down, Cowboy! It has been 3 years, 7 months and 26 days since you last successfully posted a comment."
    254. Re:Still doing that? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      But the atheist who says there's no logical reason to believe in God is simply wrong (or more likely uninformed of the various debates on the issue).

      There isn't. That's sort of the point of faith, though: to carry you where logic can't go.

      And the First Cause argument doesn't work identically for science and religion, at least not indefinitely. Right now, we don't know any reason why we'd ever be able to study and test the pre-universe universe, in which case everything before the Big Bang is no different from religion. But if we ever do come up with a way to make testable predictions, science has something of an upper hand.

    255. Re:Still doing that? by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      I acknowledge exactly One (exactly One and only One) Authority higher than myself. I am born free, as are all people, because of having been created in His image. Like many people, though by no means all, I choose to use that freedom to try my best to serve Him. I don't do a particularly great job, perhaps because He also has the freedom to choose me as His servant or not to, and I strongly suspect the latter.

    256. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    257. Re:Still doing that? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      >>Civil rights, along with most human progress, has been in spite of religion, not because of it.

      Incorrect. This statement is more or less an urban legend generated by the modern atheist movement.

      How many female Catholic priests are there?
      Why were we directed by the organisers of a local Muslim Youth Assocition debate to sit in male/female segregated seating? (We told them to fuck off).

      Ho yus, civil rights is TOP of major religion's agenda ...

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    258. Re:Still doing that? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      I've not heard of any beneficent ethical-humanist heads of state.

      If you consider that a humanist worthy of the name is intrinsically secular, then look at the number of secular states in the world, it's not insignificant.

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    259. Re:Still doing that? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Call me an Atheist Christian if you wish.

      I think the proper term is "Unitarian".

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    260. Re:Still doing that? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      The only sane position to take is that they're all wrong, and while there might exist an omnipotent entity, it's insane to think he gives a fuck about you following a religion.

      I prefer to think that any deity would have no way of knowing whether or not it is a puppet of some higher deity. A truly omnipotent and omniscient being would have no problem causing someone else to think they are omnipotent and omnicient.

      It's Gods all the way up.

    261. Re:Still doing that? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      I am born free, as are all people, because of having been created in His image.

      I don't get this "image" thing. Does his image have a penis, or a vagina? Either way, half of humanity is going to hell over that discrepency.

      Maybe you'll say he has both - in which case only hermaphrodites get a free pass to the afterlife. Or maybe he has no reproductive organs at all, in which case your weiner makes you a sinner.

      Any other weasel answer along the lines of "I don't know" or "he moves in mysterious ways" is an admission that you are not really born in his image at all. (Is his image caucasian, negro, Indian?) What about people born with extreme physical disfigurements? Are they in his image?

      Maybe you mean his image is all about the "soul", in which case how do you know that cats or dolphins do not have that as well?

      Seriously, I really do not get the "in his image" thing at all. It's as though you don't believe in evolution ...

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    262. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wish I had mod points... or that I could log in from work. In either case, I follow the same lines. I believe SOMETHING created the original universe (hell, might not even be this one... could have been a big crunch or two for all we know before this one got going... or some other universe created this one somehow). Don't know what or who did the creating, but the energy came from SOMETHING.

      I also believe that once said something got the ball rolling on the universe, it kicked back and let physics and soforth do the rest.

    263. Re:Still doing that? by alexo · · Score: 1

      > What does it benefit you to take the position that they are all wrong. If you take that position and it turns out that any one of them is right, then you are screwed.

      Since most religions claim that worshiping a different god is a worse transgression than not worshiping any got at all, and since there you haven't proposed any test to determine which religion is more likely to be right than others, the prudent course of action is atheism(*).

      (*) In it's original meaning (the prefix "a-" means "without").

    264. Re:Still doing that? by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      How about Clement Attlee, Father of the welfare State. regarded in a recent Poll as the greatest prime minister of the 20th Century.

      When interviewed on the subject of his belief, he declared himself to be "incapable of religious feeling"

      he's just the first I thought of by the way, I'm fairly sure there are a large number of other european heads of state who would fit the bill just fine...

    265. Re:Still doing that? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Yes, but at the same time, Hitler famously disliked the christian religion. He would often say how it made the people weak, because priests taught compassion and empathy, something he thought should not belong in the Reich, and certainly not on the battlefield. It is clear he much preferred the Norse ideology, as you can see in many of the symbols he used, from the Swastika (looks like a Norse Sun wheel), the wolf's hook, the 'sig' rune (used as the SS symbol), the life rune, the odal rune, etc.

      Whether this was just because he also idolised the race of people descended from the Norsemen, or if he truly believed this "religion" or ideology to be superior, is another matter.

      He was just a manipulative opportunist, he used the parts of religions that fit his purposes, and ignored the rest.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    266. Re:Still doing that? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Secularism is a very recent phenomenon - all this ethical flowering from Christianity took place, hmm, starting around the 1300s or so, but really kicking off as the result of the 80 years war, if I'm remembering it correctly. There was a philosophical reaction to the pointless slaughter of Christian on Christian - and there was no secular movement to talk of back then, so it's very hard to ascribe credit to it for anything other than the expansion of Christian ethics.

      There have been processes within Christianity that made it easier for Enlightenment to get kickstarted, but Enlightenment, as a historical period, is clearly defined by rejection of many of existing Christian dogmas and embrace of rationalism and humanism. It's patently obvious when you look at the people whose names that are most prominently associated with that period. Yes, it wasn't atheist heaven still, but it got deism growing as an alternative, and even though the majority called themselves Christians, their wholesale rejection of numerous doctrines makes their claim weak (and the Church at the time strongly agreed, judging by all the persecutions).

      but it's very rare to see anyone outside of religious circles loving the person beating them with a rock (ethical level 3).

      It's very rare to see it inside religious circles, as well. And that is because it is simply not rational behavior, so its labeling as "higher ethical level" is extremely dubious. If you do it as an individual, you will die very soon. If you do it as a group united by common ideology, your group will be wiped out relatively quickly.

      Which, by the way, is precisely what happened to early - real! - Christians. Once those were fed to the lions, only the ones which discarded the whole "turn the other cheek" thing - like Chrysostom - survived to build their way to domination.

    267. Re:Still doing that? by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      Sin is, by definition, behavior that God does not want. But if God is the omnipotent, omniscient creator, he must have known that humans would sin and yet he created them anyway.

      It's a logical impossibility for such a God to create a world that he does not want.

      Theologians do a lot of handwaving to avoid this conundrum, but nobody has successfully solved it.

      Actually thats not true, it was quite sucessfully solved by the Cathars,by the premise of two equally powerful gods, one good the other evil

      The World of matter we are living in was held to be a creation of the evil god btw, this is why it is so obviously full of suffering and sin. the goal of the cathar's was to transend this evil physical world and enter the good spiritual one.

      This is of course utterly heretical, and is why the catholic church saw fit to help the cathar's escape the physical world by setting them on fire...

    268. Re:Still doing that? by Philomage · · Score: 1

      That's really excellently put. I've always assumed that the whole "God" thing was human nature to find order in chaos and to find correlation in obscure stimulii taken to an extreme... Sort of: "things in the world grow from simple to complex, and things in the world grow from less sentient to more sentient... therefore there must be something infinitely complex and infinitely sentient... therefore there must be a God" It ignores the fact that not all patterns continue into infinity.

    269. Re:Still doing that? by Svartalfar · · Score: 1

      The fact that he said "But to each his own" shows he isn't fundamentalist.... In fact, he showed that while he has his own believes he accepts the beliefs of others. Almost the opposite of fundamentalism.

    270. Re:Still doing that? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      >>Civil rights, along with most human progress, has been in spite of religion, not because of it.
      >Incorrect. This statement is more or less an urban legend generated by the modern atheist movement.

      What? The Christian Bible alone has lists of rules about how one should practice slavery, insists upon the death penalty for things we don't even consider crimes anymore, places women in a clearly secondary role in social life, and advocates the idea that moral responsibility can be transmitted from one thing to another (passed down generations, pushed onto a scapegoat). Many times when people fought against slavery, sexism, racism, and tribalism of all sorts they had an additional obstacle to overcome in the form of religious dogma. And that's just stuff that's directly from the holy texts of one religion, leaving out Islam and Confucianism, and all the 'extras' from Christianity, like the divine right of kings, using the threat of excommunication to maintain power, etc.

      >>That's just your assertion.
      >Backed up by my study of history.

      No, it's "backed up" by the narrative that practitioners of your religion have invented in order to make themselves feel good, and uncritically accepting a story that one culture has about its own superiority doesn't count as "study". Since you claim that one idea really was the best, I have to ask exactly what you mean by "Universal Charity", what metric you used to judge its goodness, and what other ideas you have compared it to. Or, much more likely, you've just been told this, and accept it because it makes you feel good.

      >Based on your above statement, you've never really made a study of it.

      Wow, an insult from a guy on the internet, backed up by nothing at all! My feelings are so hurt!

    271. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they didn't really solve it since one of the given premises is the existence of a monotheistic supreme creator God, eternal, all-knowing and all-powerful...but that is an interesting historical case I wasn't aware of. Thanks for pointing it out!

    272. Re:Still doing that? by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess my stated source was "the history of science", and you could look at it yourself and see. The idea isn't mine though. I got it from some History of Science lectures I attended that put it forward.

      There are two ways in which it's true. One is the very "practical" way in which "the churches" were (obviously) very involved with education, knowledge, communities etc. back then. There is, however, a much more interesting level on which it is true. That is that the idea of having an external, universal truth that you're searching for as a team; having a "canon" of accepted material documenting that truth; having institutionally-recognised experts who will teach students - these all come from monotheism.

    273. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't the communism, it was the authoritarianism.

    274. Re:Still doing that? by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you're wrong. Maybe you should re-read your science books. Pay particular attention to a few basic laws.

      Here's one for you. I'll put it in old style English for you.

      Thou shallt not create nor destroy energy.

      In other words you don't get to dream up some new kind of energy to make a new Big Bang.

      Please read up on:

      a) the Big Bang

      b) the Big Rip

      c) Hartle-Hawkin no boundary condition

      d) brane cosmology

      e) chaotic inflation

      f) Lambda-Cold Dark Matter model

      g) Friedmann–Lemaître–Robertson–Walker metric

      In any event, this Universe has a clear and distinct beginning. None of the existing accepted theories of the Universe offer any escape for an argument of creation by something, and that that "something" could not have been initiated by "some one". I am simply using pure logic, which seems to be a bit hard for you to grasp.

    275. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution is even simpler than you think.

      Both have existed indefinitely, just not in their current state.

    276. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. See the law of conservation of energy for confirmation.

      Energy and matter are the same thing, in different states.

    277. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, it's applicable to God - it also has to be created by something (a meta-God?). Which in turn must be created by something else, ad infinitum.

      I fail to see the problem. This is a very likely possibility. We deal quite regularly with infinite series in mathematics, where the correct outcome relies on the infinite nature of the series.

      Here's a few more fundamental questions that you should consider.

      Will there ever be an "end of time" or "end of existence"? What comes after that? Nothing? Anything? Was there ever a "beginning of time" or "beginning of existence"? What came before that? Nothing? Anything?

      What with the law of conservation of energy and all, it certainly seems that everything we can observe is infinite. Not infinitely stuck in the present state, but infinite nonetheless.
      You can't create or destroy matter or energy; you can only change its state. They are infinite.

      So why not an infinite chain of gods? An infinite chain of creators. We create things all the time. We're figuring out how to create more and more things as time goes on, in fact.
      If we create something capable of creating, isn't that exactly the same concept? How about children? So far as science has observed, by DIRECT observation, there has never been a human being created without a mother and father.

      Isn't it logical to theorize, then, that it's very possible that we're part of an infinite chain?

      You yourself argued that Kalam's argument requires an infinite chain "ad infinitum". This would mean that our creator could potentially be involved in creating other creators, since the chain before our creator is infinite, so why stop with ours.

      Perhaps we're the next iteration.

      An explanation which relies on infinity seems far more logical to me than one which relies on things being finite, both time and existence. Not only that, but an infinite explanation is more in harmony with the law of conservation of energy and matter.

    278. Re:Still doing that? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      "I fail to see the problem. This is a very likely possibility. We deal quite regularly with infinite series in mathematics, where the correct outcome relies on the infinite nature of the series."

      It's more like infinite number of cardinals. Which poses a problem, because there's going to be the strict hierarchy of gods.

      "Will there ever be an "end of time" or "end of existence"? What comes after that? Nothing? Anything? Was there ever a "beginning of time" or "beginning of existence"? What came before that? Nothing? Anything?"

      Now think about it some more. How do you define the word "before"? Does it make sense to say "before the beginning of time"?

      To actually define this you need to embed our Universe inside of a larger Universe which should still provide an arrow of time for your question to be valid.

      "What with the law of conservation of energy and all, it certainly seems that everything we can observe is infinite. Not infinitely stuck in the present state, but infinite nonetheless."

      So far, our Universe seems to be finite (albeit very big).

      "You can't create or destroy matter or energy; you can only change its state. They are infinite."

      Sorry, this statement has no sense.

      "So why not an infinite chain of gods? An infinite chain of creators. We create things all the time. We're figuring out how to create more and more things as time goes on, in fact."

      Occam's razor. Why do we need gods if we simply can have infinite Universe? Also, that obviates the problems with low-probability events - in an infinite Universe any event is bound to happen.

      "You yourself argued that Kalam's argument requires an infinite chain "ad infinitum". This would mean that our creator could potentially be involved in creating other creators, since the chain before our creator is infinite, so why stop with ours."

      Wrong. That means that our creator must be created by some other creator which is created by some other creator, etc. It's not logically inconsistent, but fails Occam's razor.

      On the next level, why not think about possibility of continuum (aleph-1 set!) of Universes/creators? :)

    279. Re:Still doing that? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Apparently you need to reread some of that stuff. The current best measurements for the total energy of the universe is zero. You can get as much energy as you want as long as you create equal parts positive and negative. In empty space, if you wait long enough, a universe is just going to happen on its own. It could happen in non-empty space as well, it's just pretty damn unlikely to happen in a few thousand hubble times.

      The properties of that universe might not be like ours, but once again, if you wait long enough, you'll eventually get one like this one.

      But in a possible multiverse, with each parent universe having a different direction of the time-like dimension, it's hard to figure out "how long" that might have been.

    280. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Doesn't take much effort to find him being a prick.

      First hit on Youtube:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UwcLienBNs

      Heh

    281. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the atheist urban myths surrounding Galileo v. the Pope, for example, and the notion that Christianity is somehow antithetical to science. Which is almost entirely false, except in the cases where science arguably steps outside of ethical norms.

      Modern atheism has rewritten history to make it sound like a battle between the forces of ignorance and the forces of enlightenment, which is more or less bullshit.

      The evolution of civil rights and increased freedom for citizenry stems directly from Christian thought.

    282. Re:Still doing that? by xero314 · · Score: 1

      I don't wish to make an argument promoting any particular faith, but by your logic it is possible that the most prudent course of action would be Pantheism. Again since I'm not interested in promoting faith here, simply voicing a philosophical possibility, I'll leave it up to the read to learn about pantheism themselves.

    283. Re:Still doing that? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      One is the very "practical" way in which "the churches" were (obviously) very involved with education, knowledge, communities etc. back then.

      True, religion played a much more central role in society in the old days. Of course, when societies separate religion from the rest of society, that's when things tend to progress the most. Look at the peak of Greek, Roman, Middle Eastern, and modern Western civilization - they all occurred when religion was less central to public life than normal, either because multiple religions coexisted, or because other institutions became more clearly separate from religious ones.

      these all come from monotheism
      Well, monotheists like to take credit for them. :)

      the idea of having an external, universal truth that you're searching for as a team
      Which would surprise to all of those pagan churches studying astronomy. Plus there's a big difference between searching for the truth and merely defending existing dogma.

      having a "canon" of accepted material documenting that truth
      Which would surprise all of those Greek and Egyptian authors writing medical texts. Plus having a fixed, unquestionable cannon probably hinders the search for knowledge as much as it helps.

      having institutionally-recognised experts who will teach students
      Which would surprise the ancient Hindus and several of the Oriental cultures. Plus using vetted experts isn't very useful if their purpose is to indoctrinate rather than educate.

    284. Re:Still doing that? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Would those "urban myths" be the ones the Pope pardoned Galileo for in 1992? As a force of ignorance goes, that pretty much tops the pile don't you think?

      And as for rights, you still have not addressed the disparity between the sexes in the three abrahamic religions. In all places one would call enlightened there's this civil right calling for the equality of the sexes - yet major religion (especially Christianity) is still hung up on not allowing women to take certain positions within the church. Tell me that's enlightened or an evolved civil right.

      Face it, the facts are against your claims.

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    285. Re:Still doing that? by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      I unfortunately muddled up bits in my response that came from monotheism and bits that came from religious movements in general.

      Religious thought has the genesis of the idea that there are things worth searching for that are objective, independent of human regard (man is NOT the measure of all things). That you might sacrifice base hedonism for a lifestyle that works towards some sort of external goal. That idea is put forward very well at the end of Nietzsche's Genealogy of Morals.

      The monotheistic bit is the organising under a shared set of values - and spreading them imperially. It (forcibly) focused society into a machine.

      RE: Medical Texts - They're unusual in that medicine is a very "basic" need that people have, and texts in those areas are what allowed people to do their jobs and keep people alive. The drive is different from the "search for knowledge".

      RE: Fixed Canon - The Bible was pretty fixed, but it would be a mistake to think that there weren't MANY other texts that were studied in religious contexts. The Bible wasn't really *enough* for the scholars in the church (even going back to St. Thomas), they wanted something more intellectual. They read and interpereted many other texts (including the Greek philosophers), and these other texts caused various revolutions within the churches (some with "scientific" elements, it's harder to seperate these things back then).

    286. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Face it, the facts are against your claims.

      Read up, Judah Ben Hur -

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_science

      >>yet major religion (especially Christianity) is still hung up on not allowing women to take certain positions within the church.

      My church has female pastors, so I'm not sure I need to defend that.

    287. Re:Still doing that? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Meh, I started out questioning your statement that religion furthers civil rights, and you've dragged me into a different topic, that of science v religion. I freely admit that some of history's greatest scientists have been religious, and we owe a huge debt to Arabic scholars from centuries past.

      As for female pastors, you're obviously not Catholic. Or Mormon. Or Jehovas Witness. Which leaves some flavour of Anglican Protestant. Hmm, how about defending the first female Bishop being only four years ago. As a beacon of civil rights where equality of the sexes is concerned, Christianity's light is quite, quite dim.

      Do I need to introduce the equality of sexual orientation into the debate? Religion seems to be the first thing people turn to when arguing that homosexuals should not be treated as equals. Let's here you argue that civil right from a religious standpoint.

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    288. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love fundamentalist atheists. They reassure me that hatred and intolerance of others' beliefs are found in all humans, not just those who believe in one or more deities.

      Well that doesn't make him wrong.

    289. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Christianity is responsible for the concept of natural rights, i.e. rights which are unalienable due to being endowed by a creator God. This is a slightly different concept than civil rights, which are rights granted for being part of a nation, and therefore can be revoked by a state. France, for example, doesn't believe in natural rights, only civil rights, and therefore does things like revoke freedom of religion (students cannot wear crucifixes to school, for example) on a whim.

      The development of natural rights influenced thinking on civil rights (we've always had civil rights, so to speak - Roman Citizens were quite proud of it, for example) leading to greater freedom than we'd seen before in human history. Christianity was responsible for the ending of slavery, for example, as our ethical policies flowered from the root concept of Universal Charity to determine that it was antithetical to their natural rights as a human to be enslaved from birth.

    290. Re:Still doing that? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      I unfortunately muddled up bits in my response that came from monotheism and bits that came from religious movements in general.

      Well, you've gone from "... [science] couldn't have been done without using classically "religious" framework" and "[external truth, cannons, experts] all come from monotheism" to "religion might have helped science along in some vague ways that can't be verified". I'll just consider your original claims retracted.

    291. Re:Still doing that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christianity is responsible for the concept of natural rights, i.e. rights which are unalienable due to being endowed by a creator God.

      Really? According to Wikipedia (and by extension its sources), the idea of natural rights goes back to the Stoics, who were pantheists.

      Christianity was responsible for the ending of slavery, for example, as our ethical policies flowered from the root concept of Universal Charity.

      This is disingenuous at best. There were Christians on both sides of the slavery debate, with the pro-slavery side arguing that slavery was sanctioned by the Bible.

    292. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      the idea of having an external, universal truth that you're searching for as a team; having a "canon" of accepted material documenting that truth; having institutionally-recognised experts who will teach students - these all come from monotheism.

      What? Really? Please, cite sources if you can, because that'd be really interesting -- because this seems to fall apart with armchair analysis:

      external, universal truth

      That's hardly a new idea -- indeed, that's how humans function, whatever religion they have or don't. Please explain what worldview existed before monotheism in which there was no such truth -- in which there might be many truths. In particular...

      external, universal truth that you're searching for as a team

      The Greek philosophers definitely did that.

      having a "canon" of accepted material documenting that truth

      Here, you're wrong on both counts -- the Greeks had the Iliad and the Odyssey, but science actually doesn't have any sort of "canon" in the sense you describe. For example, the Discovery Institute has their own "peer-reviewed" journal, it's just that the vast majority of scientists know better than to give it any credibility -- but there's nothing top-down about that decision.

      There's no one central committee that decides what is and is not science, there's as many as there are peer-reviewed journals (legitimate or not), and likely a good deal more, each with their own ideas about what is and is not good science.

      You could still draw a line between this and the fact that there are thousands of individual denominations of Christianity, each with their own idea of what is and is not true -- except that peer-review isn't about deciding any sort of absolute truth. Instead, it's all about ensuring that a paper is consistent, well-supported by evidence, that the evidence was collected properly (with proper controls), and so on -- and any conclusion is subject to further evidence.

      having institutionally-recognised experts who will teach students

      I think the Platonic Academy is an example of this, and it's hardly the first. I assume that these institutions of higher learning would have, by definition, "institutionally-recognized experts."

      Oh, and you're doing it wrong:

      Well, I guess my stated source was "the history of science", and you could look at it yourself and see.

      I did. Do you have any actual sources?

      Now, I don't mean to say that religious institutions never had a role in any kind of science, but every singular thing you mentioned, I've found either a secular or, at best, polytheistic origin. So again, I'd be really curious where you're drawing the connection.

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    293. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Religious thought has the genesis of the idea that there are things worth searching for that are objective, independent of human regard...

      I would guess it's quite the other way around -- religious thought is a reaction to thoughts about things worth searching for which are objective and independent of human regard.

      But I don't know that, so if you have some evidence for this, I'd love to hear it...

      That you might sacrifice base hedonism for a lifestyle that works towards some sort of external goal.

      This, too, doesn't seem to need or much benefit from religion. While I don't know if I agree that it was a good cause, this movie presents a story of several people, some opposed, all intensely passionate about their cause. The true story highlights some of the same themes...

      While there is a mention of "heaven", the "all under heaven" is just a literal reading, which could be translated as "our land." And again, I don't know if I agree with the cause, and I don't particularly like the result, but none of those people were working either out of a religious motivation, or out of "pure hedonism." You don't build an empire because you personally want to live in comfort and debauchery, you build an empire because, for whatever reason, you care about what happens after you die.

      Beowulf is probably a better example, though as far as we know, entirely fictional -- the entire purpose of Beowulf's quest was to become a legend -- to do so much good, or at least kill so many monsters, that people would be singing songs of him for generations. And while I don't know if there was a real Beowulf, it's kind of interesting that we still study his story -- so, real or not, he won.

      The monotheistic bit is the organising under a shared set of values - and spreading them imperially. It (forcibly) focused society into a machine.

      Not a particularly well-functioning one, though -- there's a reason we call it "The Dark Ages." And the people who led the way out of that were very often people who didn't fit the machine at all -- Newton was the original absentminded professor.

      And again, you can force society into a machine without the dogmatic baggage, if you really think it's a good idea -- see the King of Qin above.

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    294. Re:Still doing that? by airdweller · · Score: 1

      Based on the current science, yeah

      I'd say that was based on your personal preference of interpreting the scientific method.

      It seems more likely the universe had a starting point than it being eternally existing. If you have any counter-evidence, I'd love to see it.

      Pardon? Did you provide any evidence to prove your opinion?

    295. Re:Still doing that? by airdweller · · Score: 1
      Get your facts straight.

      France, for example, doesn't believe in natural rights, only civil rights, and therefore does things like revoke freedom of religion (students cannot wear crucifixes to school, for example) on a whim.

      France never banned crucifixes. It was Italy. It's also not about wearing them, but about having them on the school walls.

    296. Re:Still doing that? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>France never banned crucifixes. It was Italy. It's also not about wearing them, but about having them on the school walls.

      Get your facts straight.

      http://www.religioustolerance.org/rt_franc2.htm

    297. Re:Still doing that? by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      Not at all, I don't see how you could think that without deliberately misreading what I wrote either.

    298. Re:Still doing that? by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      I think you replied after I clarified that I'd mixed some non-monotheistic stuff in with the other religious stances that informed those things. Anyway, I'm just going to respond to a few of your points here:

      1. The Greek philosophers were not team players, they were each pretty self-centred.

      2. Polytheism means that with many Gods you can have many truths and many ideal ways of living. You might choose to worship a particular God because their domain fits in with your lifestyle. There's also the idea of competition between the Gods etc.

      3. Your argument that there is not a scientific "canon" seems pretty shallow to me. At the simplest level, there are journals that a university/RI wants you to publish in and those that they don't. That creates a canon.

      4. "Sources" - I'm not sure what you're really expecting here. I can't link to a paper or set of statistics to support it because it's not that kind of information. As much as a "source" in that sense is required, this is it. I'm just a guy on the internet who has done a fair bit of reading and sees these things as coming out of it. If you want an authority to tell you that these opinions are respectable then by all means check out Nietzsche's Genealogy of Morals (particularly the end) where he frames the ideological bit of what I was saying.

    299. Re:Still doing that? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Not at all, I don't see how you could think that without deliberately misreading what I wrote either.

      Your original post was:
      If you look at the history of science you'll find that it couldn't have been done without using classically "religious" framework.

      and now you're saying:
      Religious thought has the genesis of the idea that there are things worth searching for that are objective, independent of human regard (man is NOT the measure of all things). That you might sacrifice base hedonism for a lifestyle that works towards some sort of external goal.

      So either you're claiming that the idea of objective truth and non-hedonistic lifestyles couldn't exist without religion, and that at least on was required for science to develop, or you've moved from an "absolutely impossible without religion" claim to one of "religion helped out". If it's the first, then you need to show some evidence, and all I need to do is list some of the philosophies of Classical Greece. If it's the second, then we aren't really discussing the same subject we were at the start, and I'm willing to just let it drop.

    300. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      The Greek philosophers were not team players, they were each pretty self-centred.

      Is that why Plato's Republic is all about improving society as a whole? I'll grant that the "team" of Pythagoras did cut themselves off from society, but that's another team.

      Polytheism means that with many Gods you can have many truths

      Nope, sorry. There might be many opinions about Aphrodite and Ares, but the "truth" that they had an affair is not up for debate.

      All polytheism does is suggest that truth is ultimately independent of the gods -- or at least, of these gods.

      Your argument that there is not a scientific "canon" seems pretty shallow to me. At the simplest level, there are journals that a university/RI wants you to publish in and those that they don't. That creates a canon.

      No, that creates a university policy. There are other universities, if you really want to publish something in a questionable journal.

      What you seem to be missing is that science is, fundamentally, not what we've discovered, but how we go about discovering things.

      I can't link to a paper or set of statistics to support it because it's not that kind of information.

      Not that kind of source, no. More like...

      I'm just a guy on the internet who has done a fair bit of reading and sees these things as coming out of it.

      You're asserting this:

      That is that the idea of having an external, universal truth that you're searching for as a team; having a "canon" of accepted material documenting that truth; having institutionally-recognised experts who will teach students...

      So, if you have any more examples like this -- and you can show that they actually came from religion, and not (as I think I've shown) that they predate monotheism, at the very least -- that would be a lot more interesting than "If you look at the history, you'll find..."

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    301. Re:Still doing that? by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      Are we intentionally ignoring the source I DID provide?

    302. Re:Still doing that? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I haven't read Nietzche, so I was avoiding this...

      I just looked it up -- I have to preface this with, I don't have time to read the entire thing today, but glancing through, I honestly can't find what you're talking about. The closest seems to be the relationship he describes -- that science "still" cares about truth, and the relationship between science and the ascetic ideal.

      He never claims Christianity is the origin of these ideas about truth. He also refers me to other texts to explain what he means by this "ascetic ideal."

      And he doesn't explain how he knows these things. He has citations, but he doesn't seem to tie his assertions in the text at all.

      Ultimately, it boils down to this: I wasn't asking for a source that agrees with you, no matter how respected. I was asking why they agree with you -- how do you know this, what facts in history are you referring to when you say "The History of Science"?

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  6. Puzzled in Portugal by Sr.+Zezinho · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't understand Americans. Why don't you just beat them up?

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    1. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Trolling is encouraged by the US legal system:

      A trolls B

      B hits A

      A sues B for one million dollars.

    2. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you just beat them up?

      My thoughts exactly. Could it be because they sold their legal system for cheaper hamburgers, I dont know....

    3. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by srothroc · · Score: 1

      You mean:

      A trolls B
      B sues A for libel/slander/defamation

      OR

      A trolls B
      B sues A for trademark/copyright infringement

    4. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by WegianWarrior · · Score: 1

      Trolling is encouraged by the US legal system:

      A trolls B

      B hits A

      A sues B for one million dollars.

      I could say that that is the problem with the US... however, I won't. Not in this case at least. The problem with the US in this case is that your police and court are too scared to deal with the idiots int he first place, since it's a "religion"... over here, the Westboro "Baptist Church" would have been labeled as a hate group, and been refused permission to demonstrate...

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    5. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Well good but up the page:

      The father of a Marine whose funeral was picketed by the Westboro Baptist Church says an order to pay the protesters’ legal costs in a civil claim is nothing less than a “slap in the face.”

    6. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by jack2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Religion or not hate is hate. Religion needs to stop getting treated specially.

    7. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by hldn · · Score: 1

      in america, we have this awesome thing where people are allowed to express their opinions whether you think they're batshit insane or not.

      i'd rather not have someone else decide which opinions are worthy of expression, as someday it may be my opinion that isn't popular.

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    8. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Kongming · · Score: 1

      B sues A for libel/slander/defamation

      Actually, the US is not particularly bad in the libel/slander/defamation department. For example, US law places the burden of proof on the plaintiff to show that the defendant's statements about them are demonstrably false. In fact, there is a law in progress intended to shield US citizens from libel lawsuits originating in countries like England where the accused is actually expected to prove the truth of their statements about the accuser.

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    9. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Froboz23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is not a religious issue. It's a free speech issue. These morons are no better or worse than neo-Nazi groups.

      The best solution in this case can be gleaned from MMORPGs. Just put them on your ignore list.

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    10. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by mangu · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just beat them up?

      Because a system that allows people to freely express their opinions is less likely to spawn people who impose their own opinions on others.

    11. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by conares · · Score: 1

      With great power comes great responsibility.. or some shit like that... Just because can doesnt mean you should, morals your parents and/or school should have thought you that.

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    12. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by CdBee · · Score: 1

      So kill them, and do it without witnesses

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    13. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Oh hi there Hans how's it going?

    14. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      This is allowed pretty much everywhere in the West, provided you're not purposefully overly offensive, or openly practising hate speech against someone.

      And forgive me for assuming that "god hates gays" etc is hate speech. I'm sure it's just an innocent opinion and has no intention of abusing your system in an obvious way to attract attention to an even more obvious attention whore.

      Really, where does free speech end and abuse of another person begin? The freedom is only good as long as you don't abuse it to harm another, after that it's just another path to anarchy and law of the jungle.

    15. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by terjeber · · Score: 0

      This is allowed pretty much everywhere in the West

      BZZT! WRONG! Take it from someone who lived ten years in the US and have now moved back to Europe. We do not have a fraction of the free speech practiced every day in the US. Europe is moving faster and faster into a totalitarian state with a more and more socialist bureaucracy at the helm. Look at how they threatened and threatened the Irish to accept the European constitution. Only because the Irish government actually dared oppose the bureaucrats and actually hold a referendum on it. In the rest of Europe the governments bent to the will of the tyrants and eventually disallowed any public input into the process at all, let alone giving the public an opportunity to vote on it.

      Sorry, but Europe is a long step away from democracy, and moving further and further away from it as we speak.

    16. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by WegianWarrior · · Score: 1

      in america, we have this awesome thing where people are allowed to express their opinions whether you think they're batshit insane or not.

      i'd rather not have someone else decide which opinions are worthy of expression, as someday it may be my opinion that isn't popular.

      Funny thing is, we do so over here too (ref Article 100), without having the need for designated 'free speech zones' (rather, the whole country is one). We do however realize that allowing people to publicly promote hatred, unrest and in general stirring up a shit storm is a Bad Thing.

      And while Norway grants you the right to mean whatever you like, that does not give you a charte blance to break the laws... and inciting hatred on basis of gender, ethnicity, religion or sexual preference is most assuredly illegal (fines and/or jail).

      To put things into perspective: Neo-Nazis, Communists and other far out groups routinely apply for, and is granted, permission to demonstrate (a minor police matter, usually granted within the hour by the local police). The WBC would most likely be denied one, since having them demonstrate would most likely lead to a breach of the public peace - ie: the WBC breaking the law...

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    17. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm also from Portugal and I do understand why they don't beat those idiots. The thing is, you don't understand them because you don't understand what's this thing called freedom of speech, the implications of not having it and the consequences of not upholding that right. But just to jiggle your understanding of this issue, do you believe that it's OK if people like me have the right to beat up you, along with your family, just because you had the audacity of claiming something that personally I don't agree? Think about it for a second.

      Frankly I find it terribly disturbing that you don't understand the importance of having freedom of speech. Considering our nation's recent history of censorship, political persecution, torture, violence, political assassinations and all around oppression, we as a nation have the duty of understanding how vital and fundamental that value is.

    18. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by CdBee · · Score: 1

      lol - busy redefining my priorities

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    19. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Personally I think I prefer the English law. I hate newspapers that publish all sorts of trash about people without being able to back it up.

    20. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Eh? I believe there was a doctrine called 'fighting words' in U.S. jurisprudence?

      Mart

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    21. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they can protest all they want, but the question was why they are given such a disproportionate amount of coverage relative to other protests?
      A serious anti-war protest of thousands of people tend to get at most a small notice in the back of a newspaper, yet a few dozen hateful scum of the earth get all the attention in the world...

    22. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 1

      That kind of nonsense would put Fox News right out of business

    23. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by jandrese · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, this is one of Fred Phelps primary sources of income. He literally gets beaten up for a living.

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    24. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by couchslug · · Score: 1

      A fine idea, but the US is so desperately religious that not whacking them isn't just a matter of tolerance, it's a matter of tacit agreement by some more reticent fag-hating religionists.

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    25. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We did the dumbest thing possible last century: we granted tax free status to religious organizations, and then our government went into the business of defining what a religious organization is, to distinguish them from other groups that dont get tax free status. This is the exact opposite of our constitution. We should be neither favoring nor restricting particular expresssions of freedom of religion or speech. The answer to fred phelps and his ilk is simple: repeal the tax free status for ALL churches, and allow churches engaged in constitutionally sound nonprofit work (no discrimination based on religion, race, etc to those being provided services) to create separate 501c3 nonprofits, with firewalls between their nonprofit work and their services. Catholic Charities is such an organization. even when the social workers are former nuns, they DONT PROSELYTIZE, otherwise they risk their nonprofit status. this one move would make it impossible for churches to acquire property and not have to pay taxes on it. Honestly, i dont know why every homeowner and business doesnt apply as a church. no property tax revenue would sure wake up the govt to this evil violation of our basic principles of governance.

    26. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      Free speech is free speech. You can decide whether or not to listen. I don't like what these people say. I don't like them protesting the funerals, but I'll defend their right to say/do it. I'll also defend the right of Patriot Riders to drown them out with their Harley's too.

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    27. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need permission to demonstrate then it's not a right, but a privilege granted by the state. That's not free speech.

    28. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I'm not really sure where to start, so I'll get straight to the point. You appear to have the common misconception, very much promoted in US that democracy = freedom, socialism = political system and socialism = totalitarianism.

      None of above are true, and most comparison compare two different things to each other. Democracy (political system) is the rule of the mob. Nothing says that you can't oppress the hell out of minority, forbid free speech and still not have a complete and total democracy. Best modern example of this is Nazi Germany. Hitler was democratically elected, and majority was elated to hear that jews were the main source of their problems. They were democratically oppressed by majority (Kristallnacht). Of course he later revoked democracy to allow for passing of less popular policies, but most Germans really hated jews, and loved Hitlers policies which oppressed them in early 1930s. So, they were oppressed democratically. History is full of similar cases if you just bother to look. Democracy is in no way about freedom unless you mandate freedom separately.

      At the same time, you also equate socialism (social system) to democracy as its opposite (i.e. comparing meters to kilograms), using the political strong arming of North Ireland as example. Socialism is not a political system - it's a social system that takes as idea that stronger members of society have an obligation to support weaker ones. This is opposed to capitalism where weak are losers who should be allowed to perish to make room for those who succeeded. Incidentally socialism on societal level is one of the most if not the most important reason why humans evolved from cavemen into what they are today - because tribes recognised that weak and smart people were to be protected, even if they couldn't pull their own weight as well as strong but dumb ones when it came to survival.

      I've noticed similar trend in most expats and people who come to live in EU from US. It appears to be a very popular and well financed misconception deliberately spread there. In reality, political strong-arming has far worse examples in US on both govermental (NAFTA, current ACTA, etc) and state (federal laws) levels. None of these make it a socialist country by any reasonable margin. At the same time one could easily argue that US isn't a democracy - it is a republic with democratic form of election for top posts with fascist totalitarian government largely run by corporations. This would be a very accurate definition of modern US' (and to a very large extent various EU members') government as far as political sciences go.

      Finally, freedom of speech you're talking about is about openly hating someone and making sure to make as much of a nuisance of yourself to that person as possible. In rest of the world, we call it bullying. Which by the way, is a far greater problem in US schools then EU schools in general, often attributed by social sciences professors to a far more competitive environment and culture that due to lack of common ethnic base to round people around rewards grouping based on "common enemy" - i.e. victim of bullying. You can find that "freedom of speech" in the same way that some people find stoning people to death "justice". Imho this is a matter of opinion based on your own world view, and claiming that most EU countries wouldn't allow, say, picketing of burial of war veterans' families with placates saying "god hates you" equals totalitarianism is a proper handing, and the fact that government allows this on basis that this is free speech is a matter of opinion. Many would argue that it's nothing but washing its hands off one of its the main responsibilities - protection of its citizens from extreme and damaging behaviour. In the end, it's all about drawing the line. Different people would draw it in different places.

    29. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Then change the Constitution. Religion is treated specially because of the 1st Amendment.

      These Westboro Baptist folks are not Christians. They don't act Christian (they actually act like a group who will remain unnamed because people would think I'm flamebating); all they do is spread hate like you said. This isn't a religious thing as much as a hateful protest thing. This group masquerades as a church but they do not act like a church, especially not a Christian church.

    30. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Eil · · Score: 1

      I'd wager they've already had their fair share of beatings. It's one of the heavy burdens one must live with to be a true devotee to the wisdom and forward thinking of the world's greatest science fiction and fantasy authors...

      Er, wait, were you talking about the cult?

    31. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, this is one of Fred Phelps primary sources of income. He literally gets beaten up for a living.

      It might be worth it. Let's get a money collection together then whip the living shit out of him.

    32. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by terjeber · · Score: 1

      I'm not really sure where to start

      Then you probably should not have started at all. As the quote more or less goes (attributed to anyone from G. B. Shaw to Churchill) "if you are not a socialist at 20 you have no heart, if you are still a socialist at 40 you have no brains". I have to assume you are younger than 40. Doing otherwise would be cruel.

      Nothing says that you can't oppress the hell out of minority, forbid free speech and still not have a complete and total democracy

      This is the first ridiculous statement in your post. Yes, a democratic rule may oppress a minority and still be democratic, it can not forbid free speech on the other hand since the prevention of free speech would make participation in the democracy for the affected party impossible. Free speech is integral to a democratic society and one does not exist where the other is oppressed.

      Hitler was democratically elected

      This is correct, but Germany also seized to be a democracy once he took power and held onto it by non-democratic means. This is where provisions for the prevention of totalitarian power comes into play. Read, for example, on the US Constitution second amendment. Nothing like that would ever be instituted in Europe. There isn't a single politician in Europe that would mandate that the government organizes a militia that will decapitate that same government if it becomes totalitarian. That is the purpose of the second amendment.

      equate socialism (social system) to democracy as its opposite

      Not quite, but almost. I use them some times interchangeably. Socialism can not exist in a free democracy. More when I explain where you get socialism wrong.

      Socialism is not a political system - it's a social system that takes as idea that stronger members of society have an obligation to support weaker ones

      What utter rubbish. How old are you? 15? Socialism is a political system based on collective ownership of the means of production and cooperative management of same. If you don't even know the very basics of what you are talking, how do you expect to be taken seriously? Sadly it gets worse.

      capitalism where weak are losers who should be allowed to perish to make room for those who succeeded

      If you ever went to school somewhere and you had to pay for it, please go back to your school and demand your money back. They failed in their most basic of tasks. Capitalism is, as opposed to socialism, a system where the means of production are privately held and the management of same are done by private citizens, not by committee.

      It is generally held that in a capitalist society the individual will seek to use the means of production to gather personal wealth while in a socialist society the means of production are used for common good. This is not necessarily the case in a capitalist society however, since the individual might dispose of his gains in any way he pleases - see for example the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation.

      socialism on societal level is one of the most if not the most important reason why humans evolved from cavemen into what they are today

      That is ridiculous at a profound and rather comical level. Technological and societal development has always been attached to individuals and small groups. The greater groups (society as such one could say) have always resisted profound change. If cavemen were socialists they would still be cave men.

      The most interesting modern example of this is the workings of the likes of Adidas and Nike, two companies who have exploited poor people around the world extensively. These exploitations have saved millions and millions of people from starvation. Compare this to the "socialist" dealings that is third world aid. Newer research into government aid more and more identifies this as the major cause of pov

    33. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      They get beat up a fair bit. In fact, they finance themselves off of lawsuits against the people who beat them up, the cities that fail to protect them properly, etc. Their whole existance is probably just a racket to live off of legal settlements. This is why they tried their darndest to piss off as many people as possible.

      Trying to piss off a bunch of comic nerds would seem to be a bit of a tactical error though. This isn't exactly a crowd that's likely to view physical violence as an effective tool in their personal arsenals...

    34. Re:Puzzled in Portugal by Sr.+Zezinho · · Score: 1

      A minha mãe não me deixa falar com anónimos :)

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  7. Phelps is a hero! by WittyName · · Score: 1, Informative

    He is a retired lawyer, two of his kids are lawyers too. He has this wonderful way of tying the government in knots. For instance his clan/cult have a big house. This is a church. The swimming pool is a baptismal font. All income is tax free due to being a religion. IRS was not pleased, but he beat them.

    His views are totally wacko but playing the govt off against itself is just awesome.

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    1. Re:Phelps is a hero! by dens · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if religions had to pay taxes. Why do we continue to give religion special status that they earned when belief was compulsory and religion controlled politics? Oh wait, in the US, religion still does control politics. Any politician who is willing to demonstrate that he is a reasonable thinking person by publicly professing non-belief in the supernatural will likely lose elections.

    2. Re:Phelps is a hero! by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if religions had to pay taxes.

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if corporations had to pay taxes.

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    3. Re:Phelps is a hero! by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      so remove the exemption for religion then

    4. Re:Phelps is a hero! by nadaou · · Score: 1

      Why do we continue to give religion special status that they earned when belief was compulsory and religion controlled politics?

      please read up on the reasons for and intentions of the first amendment + the religious beliefs of the founding fathers, and get back to us when your argument is not 100% historically inaccurate.

      hint 1: they didn't like any power base not derived from, and held by, The People.

      hint 2: ask yourself why the Texas School Board textbook review committee have acted to remove all mention of Thomas Jefferson from history classes.

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    5. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I fail to see the difference.

    6. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Nimey · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You sound like a job-killing, america-hating liberal.

      Sadly, there are a lot of mouth-breathers who think like that previous sentence.

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    7. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if religions had to pay taxes.

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if corporations had to pay taxes.

      Corporations can leave and exist, virtually, in a place that doesn't charge them as much. Churches need to be where the sheep are.

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    8. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any politician who is willing to demonstrate that he is a reasonable thinking person by publicly professing non-belief in the supernatural will likely lose elections

      Long as we don't elect a Quaker or a Catholic... Oh waitaminute... nevermind...

      Mark Edwards

    9. Re:Phelps is a hero! by deapbluesea · · Score: 1

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if religions had to pay taxes.

      I'm all for that as long you lump in greenpeace, the sierra club, planned parenthood, ACORN, and every other non-profit organization you can think of. In reality, it would be much better if we cut government mandated spending on social problems (talking welfare, not SS or medical) and expected that the churches do what they are supposed to be doing and provide welfare. That would instantly eliminate $888 billion in FY 2010 http://www.heritage.org/Research/Reports/2009/09/Obama-to-Spend-103-Trillion-on-Welfare-Uncovering-the-Full-Cost-of-Means-Tested-Welfare-or-Aid-to-the-Poor - far more than you'd ever raise in taxes from churches. Meanwhile Joel Osteen and his flock could stop buying huge globes for him to talk in front of and paying him hundreds of thousands of dollars telling people "don't worry, be happy" and could actually get to the part of the bible that tells them to help the poor, widowed, and sick.

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    10. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm America has one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world. http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/69xx/doc6902/11-28-CorporateTax.pdf

    11. Re:Phelps is a hero! by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 1

      Just imagine how much MORE national debt we would have if the government had another source of revenue. More taxes shrinking national debt when the budget has little or nothing to do with the revenue stream, except that Congress takes the idea of more money and spends it twice over.

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    12. Re:Phelps is a hero! by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 1

      Gahh, it stripped a character. It should read More taxes != (does not equal) shrinking national debt.

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    13. Re:Phelps is a hero! by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I believe the tax-exempt status of churches falls under the free-exercise clause of the First Amendment.

    14. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is not retired. He was disbarred.

    15. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if corporations had to pay taxes.

      Where I'm from, corporations do pay taxes - and a bunch too.

    16. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he is a disbarred lawyer. Their house isn't that big. A huge majority in Topeka are greatly embarrassed by his actions. They have almost weekly protests at the corner of Gauge and 17th street. They very often have the young children display signs to shield the adults from poor treatment from passers by. They suck beyond suck, like no other has sucked before. Maybe these guys sucked more..

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_murderers_and_spree_killers_by_number_of_victims#Mass_murders

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khmer_Rouge

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones

      I live 4 blocks from the "Compound".

    17. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our national debt would be exactly the same as it is now. You see, our congressmen and women are like a poor person with $100 in their pocket. If they have $100 they will spend $100 - maybe more if they have any credit. They give absolutely no thought to why they are out of money or how they are going to pay for anything tomorrow. The only answer is to strictly ration how much money Congress has access to, and to vote them all out when they forget who they work for. That is exactly what is about to happen in a few months. The economy went to hell when the Democrats took over Congress in 2007, and now that it's even worse and getting worse by the day they realize they're out of time for their shuck and jive act and they've begun their circular firing squad! So sweet to watch!

    18. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason religions don't pay taxes (or at least the reason given many, many years ago) is to uphold the separation of church and state. The reasoning is that, if religions paid taxes, they could argue that they needed a bigger say in government policies. Whether or not this rule accomplished what it set out to do or not, I'll leave up to you.

    19. Re:Phelps is a hero! by emmons · · Score: 1

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if Jedi had to pay taxes.

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    20. Re:Phelps is a hero! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if religions had to pay taxes.

      As a side note, there's precisely one religious organization in the United States which voluntarily dismissed their religious tax exemption, and pays taxes same as every other business; and asks all other churches of all religions to do the same.

      It's the Church of Satan.

    21. Re:Phelps is a hero! by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Religions are special in a large part because of the 1st Amendment. How many other group/entities are mentioned specifically in the Constitution and given special protection?

    22. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We would not have less national debt, politicians would just spend more. The way to cut the debt is to cut spending, otherwise they will just spend more with the increased revenue. A lot of people give lip service to this, but actual specific cutting of spending is very infrequent.

    23. Re:Phelps is a hero! by coerciblegerm · · Score: 1

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if religions had to pay taxes.

      I doubt it would make even a noticeable dent. I suppose you'd also be in favor of taxing secular non-profits as well, right?

    24. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well let's see.

      According to this...

      Social Services13
      More than 1,688 local Catholic Charities agencies and institutions provided services to 8,522,997 unduplicated individuals in need of help in 2004.

      * Provided Services that Build Strong Communities to 3,646,222 people
      Social support services 1,837,964
      Education and enrichment 775,968
      Socialization and neighborhood services 359,574
      Health-related services 276,400
      Services to at-risk populations 396,316

      * Provided Food Services to 6,287,891 people
      Food banks and food pantries 2,984,089
      Soup kitchens 1,247,290
      Congregate dining 1,291,982
      Home delivered meals 274,253
      Other food services 490,277

      * Provided Services that Strengthen Families to 1,071,463 people
      Counseling and mental health services 387,856
      Immigration services 350,164
      Addiction services 94,027
      Refugee services 92,034
      Pregnancy services 98,064
      Adoption services 49,318

      * Provided Housing Related Services to 598,953 people
      Counseling and Assistance 203,063
      Temporary shelter 251,671
      Supervised living 70,121
      Permanent housing 52,384
      Transitional housing 21,715

      * Provided Other Basic Needs Services to 1,741,844 people
      Financial Assistance (not rent, mortgage, etc.) 176,304
      Clothing Assistance 592,899
      Utilities Assistance 330,721
      Assistance with Purchase of Prescriptions 47,484
      Additional Other Basic Needs Assistance 594,436

      * Provided Disaster Services to 331,727 people

      I wonder how the % of their income they spent on helping people compares to how much various corporations spent on helping people.

      Also, enough about how "THE POPE IS BLINGING. HE SHOULD SELL THAT AND FEED THE POOR." For their art pieces, they're forced to restore them constantly, draining their funds. If they did sell them, who could buy them? How could you price them? I'm sure if they're desperate, despite public outcry they'll be selling the Sistine Chapel.

      Luke 20:45-21:4

      [45] While all the people were listening, Jesus said to his disciples, [46] "Beware of the teachers of the law. They like to walk around in flowing robes and love to be greeted in the marketplaces and have the most important seats in the synagogues and the places of honor at banquets. [47] They devour widows' houses and for a show make lengthy prayers. Such men will be punished most severely."

      [21:1] As he looked up, Jesus saw the rich putting their gifts into the temple treasury. [2] He also saw a poor widow put in two very small copper coins. [3] "I tell you the truth," he said, "this poor widow has put in more than all the o

    25. Re:Phelps is a hero! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm all for that as long you lump in greenpeace, the sierra club, planned parenthood, ACORN, and every other non-profit organization you can think of.

      I'm fine with that. I don't see why, after creative accounting tricks, they would end up paying anything either. If you don't make a profit then you ought not to pay taxes, and indeed, corporations only pay taxes on declared profit, which is how they get out of paying taxes in the first place. Some of the nation's largest corporations literally pay zero taxes (being exempt from sales taxes when purchasing things as material for goods meant for eventual resale.) forcing corporations to keep proper track of their profit and pay accordingly ought to provide sufficient tax revenues.

      In reality, it would be much better if we cut government mandated spending on social problems (talking welfare, not SS or medical) and expected that the churches do what they are supposed to be doing and provide welfare

      In reality, that would be a terrible idea, because it would lead to religious persecution. There's a reason why we don't put churches in charge of social services, and that's pretty much it.

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    26. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do, and what they have left over is used to do things like pay employees. Perhaps you should actually pay attention to who pays the majority of taxes in the US. It's not little guys like you and me. Cut taxes and cut spending massively. (feel free to study the laffer curve to understand this).

    27. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if religions had to pay taxes. Why do we continue to give religion special status that they earned when belief was compulsory and religion controlled politics? Oh wait, in the US, religion still does control politics. Any politician who is willing to demonstrate that he is a reasonable thinking person by publicly professing non-belief in the supernatural will likely lose elections.

      not "likely", he WILL lose elections

    28. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if corporations had to pay taxes.

      But religions ARE corporations!

    29. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religions don't have to pay taxes because they are non-profit organizations. Any non-profit organization can become tax exempt, it's just easier on the paperwork if you can get recognised as a religion.

    30. Re:Phelps is a hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is a retired lawyer,

      You misspelt "disbarred".

  8. God Hates Haters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    God Hates Haters.

  9. So proud to be a nerd today by Baron+W.H.I.T.I.E. · · Score: 1

    just sayin

  10. Really? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So when you pay your taxes and you read of some lawyer or accountant who weasels his way into not paying any, this makes him a hero?

    As someone's sig says "taxes buy civilisation". Phelps wants it both ways: he wants the Government to let him sue anyone who crosses him, and he doesn't want to pay for it. This, in my book, makes him a leech.

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  11. Not bloody likely... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    perhaps even the people who are serious protesters will realize how crazy out their they are.

    http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/07/14/1235220/Given-Truth-the-Misinformed-Believe-Lies-More

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    1. Re:Not bloody likely... by dens · · Score: 1

      The other problem in the US is that advertisers can basically say anything. You can make an ad stating that you run a network of psychics, that your political opponent is a child molester, just about anything at all. The only retribution may be that people will complain after the fact, but that doesn't stop you from getting complete bullshit on the air. Many people will believe anything said or shown on TV as facts.

    2. Re:Not bloody likely... by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      claiming your political opponent is a child molester is a great way to get a libel or slander suit, depending on how you do it. demanding to know why your opponent wont deny being a child molester, on the other hand...

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    3. Re:Not bloody likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glenn is that you?

    4. Re:Not bloody likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Public figures can't sue for liable.

    5. Re:Not bloody likely... by Thaddeaus · · Score: 1

      [Citation needed]

    6. Re:Not bloody likely... by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      No one can sue for liable.

  12. Two word : infinite regress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I could also have used "lack of evidence for any gods". Or even "you are atheist too, you disbelieve in thousand of gods, I disbelieve in just 1 more than you". Basically the GP had it right. There is no rationality in having faith. None whatsover. Which is fine as a personal choice, as long as it STAYS personal, and don't try to ruin the life of others, or refuse them equal SECULAR rights. Just don't claim to have done a rational choice, it is a terrible lie.

    1. Re:Two word : infinite regress by dens · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Many Americans are confused and think the Bible is the basis of American law or that we are a Christian nation. Which is amazing, since everyone should learn/have learned in history class in school that we are founded on a secular constitution that specifies that religion must not be used for law making or as a test for holding any office.

    2. Re:Two word : infinite regress by HereIAmJH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Many Americans are confused and think the Bible is the basis of American law or that we are a Christian nation.

      Why wouldn't they be confused, we have a political party that actively tries to tie the government with Christianity. We had a president for 8 recent years that called a war a crusade. We put 'in god we trust' on our money. We added 'under god' to the pledge of allegiance to show that we are a godly country as apposed to the godless Soviets. We are offended that someone would want to build a mosque near the 9/11 site. We try to make laws governing abortion. We try to make laws banning sex education and evolution from schools. We try to make laws inserting christian doctrine (Intelligent Design) into schools. We label sex and eroticism as porn and try to ban it from public and private life.

      We have freedom of religion, not freedom from religion. And Christianity is the predominant religion.

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  13. I beg to differ by CdBee · · Score: 1

    All the good Christians are the ones who dump the violent, prejudiced, intolerant bullshit that infests any religion and concentrate on DOING GOOD. And yes, I'm an atheist, I don't need the threat of punishment to do good.

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  14. Why so much coverage? by Teppy · · Score: 1
    This "church" consists of about two dozen members, and about half of those are Fred Phelps' family. Yet they get tremendous amounts of coverage, usually with a "dangerous new trend developing" tone to it.

    I should do the same - dream up some ridiculous position to advocate and then see if I can get CNN to cover it. Maybe I'll start a group demanding that gorillas get the right to vote, or that we execute illegal immigrants, or insisting that everyone adopt a strict fruitarian diet like this guy.

    I bet I could pull it off. If I didn't have anything productive to do.

    1. Re:Why so much coverage? by WarwickRyan · · Score: 1

      Easy traffic for your crappy blog / news channel, ain't it?

    2. Re:Why so much coverage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is a Bob Jones University drop out? That is some achievement. He should be ignored. A "Doctor" from that university caused trouble in his own country for over 50 years and was rewarded with a seat in the House of Lords.

  15. Dude, that was rude. by AnonymousClown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    However, we do think you are all delusional.

    Fellow atheist here. Although, I prefer to say "I don't believe in God." instead. Yeah, I'm an atheist but atheism is developing its own dogmatism and I'm not interested, so I'm trying to distance myself from it.

    Anyway, getting in people's faces about their religion is as bad as when religious folks get in ours about our lack of belief. If we show more respect for one another,maybe,just maybe most folks will chill.

    Sure, there still will be the Phelps crowd and others who will have a problem, but if you'll notice, even folks of the same faith consider them (Phelps' crowd) to be kooks.

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    1. Re:Dude, that was rude. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "I'm an atheist but atheism is developing its own dogmatism and I'm not interested, so I'm trying to distance myself from it."

      I'm not so sure that's true. I think it's more that those with an agenda have mischaracterised atheists to the extent that people like you (understandably) don't wish to be associated with the straw man that's constantly thrown your way.

      The problem with showing respect to religious folks is the asshattery that goes on and is justified by it all. Or the superior attitude you get from some of 'em. Other folks, who are religious in a quiet, studied or reasonable way I have less problem with.

    2. Re:Dude, that was rude. by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I prefer to say "I don't believe in God." instead

      Myself I prefer to say "I don't believe in an anthropomorphic god".

      It's a fact that the universe exists and *something* caused the universe to exist. This something could be the laws of physics or some hitherto unknown mathematical or logical principle. You are welcome to call that principle "god" if you wish.

      But to extend that basic principle to some super-accountant being somewhere who's keeping tabs on everything we do and will intervene in our existence if we nag him enough and will punish those of us who don't praise him enough...

    3. Re:Dude, that was rude. by PBoyUK · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's a nice thought, that mutual respect would be enough to win out in the end. I used to believe that myself, and would hate it when other atheists took innocuous statements to grandstand upon. Now I support them wholeheartedly, because the frame of the debate has so radically changed. Religious people, across each of the 3 major monotheisms are all, every single one of them, either looking forward to, enabling, or otherwise taking part in a plot that involves the extinction of the human race. If they don't, they are not religious. It's as simple as that. You cannot be a Christian and say you don't at least look forward to the rapture and spending eternity an a ridiculously vaguely defined "heaven".

      I used to hope that Gould's non-overlapping magisteria would apply to the world at large - believe what you want in private, but don't interfere with others. But even this doesn't hold up to the briefest of thought experiments. Imagine, for a moment, that you are a deeply religious person who also happens to exert power over your contemporaries. You could be the President, a senator, a mayor, a teacher, or even just the head of a family. Now, what faith? Doesn't matter. I will invent this faith: you could remove every nasty bit from the bible, and still be left with a faith that is eventually immoral. You don't even have to believe in hell. It's as simple as being offered the choice: Paradise for being "good", or not. Not can be living on in earth, or even the state of non-existence you were in before birth. You just have to believe that obeying the religious laws leads to untold paradise the likes of which makes earth seem a hell in comparison.

      You're taught that your Holy Book is sacred. What could go wrong with that? Well, you must also then outlaw recycling - since if you follow the chain, a recycled Holy Book could end up as toilet paper. Definitely not Holy.

      You're taught that jealousy is bad. Maybe it is! Maybe people should just be happy for others instead! But of course, it doesn't work out this way. Your neighbours wife is far more attractive than your own, which, as much as you might try to resist it, makes you a little jealous of him. It's impossible for humans to avoid thought crime, so the only chance for you avoiding this sin is to make sure that if your neighbours wife leaves the house, she does so, covered head to toe in a bulky, form concealing gown, with the merest of slits for vision.

      Your religion compels you to ensure the well being of your neighbours, family, loved ones, etc. This seems an innocuous teaching. But in a faith where breaking religious edicts can put your eternal soul in jeopardy, then it's your responsibility to help prevent others from doing something so tragic. So you outlaw abortion. You outlaw contraception. You outlaw a heretical book - which if you find, you promptly burn.

      And although these things might seem to be inconveniences to you and others at the time, as a religious person who believes in paradise and eternal damnation, you will willingly pick any temporal inconvenience in aid of an eternity in Paradise.

      My eventual point in all of this is, religion is incompatible with morality and power. Morality obviously has an existence separate from religion, and is far more important than it. Power is essential in the running of society at all of its levels. But the moment you give someone with faith power, you cause in them a conflict. They abandon their faith for overall morality - not inflicting their choices on others. Or they pick their faith, and abandon morality, making edicts on behalf of others, "for their own good", whether they believe that way or not. This world has examples of both kinds of religious person. We're gambling with our lives though - all it takes is one religious person getting enough power, picking faith over morality, and using that power to enable the destruction of us all - for our own good.

    4. Re:Dude, that was rude. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I'm an atheist but atheism is developing its own dogmatism

      As an atheist and a skeptic, I have to ask, what's your evidence for that?

      In fact, atheism, by definition, cannot be a dogma. You're an example of this -- atheists can't even all agree on what to call themselves, though the word itself is simple and unambiguous.

      getting in people's faces about their religion is as bad as when religious folks get in ours about our lack of belief.

      The problem is, there's really no way to avoid getting in their faces. Many are offended that we even exist.

      But let's get real -- we're not doing this. It's more like this. I have honestly never seen an atheist be militant in the sense that believers are every day.

      If we show more respect for one another,maybe,just maybe most folks will chill.

      I can respect you as a person, but I will ridicule your ridiculous ideas.

      That goes for most people, but unfortunately, most people are incapable of seeing the difference.

      Here's the funny part -- you probably agree with most of what I just said. In fact, you probably agree with the GP -- you agree that religion is a delusion, you just don't want to say it like that, because you don't want to offend people.

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    5. Re:Dude, that was rude. by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful

      getting in people's faces about their religion is as bad as when religious folks get in ours

      When's the last time an atheist rang your bell to try to get you to join his non-church?

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    6. Re:Dude, that was rude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Myself I prefer to say "I don't believe in an anthropomorphic god".

      I bet that furry believes in an anthropomorphic god.

    7. Re:Dude, that was rude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have just one word: BOFH. And boy do I want to see it when someone nags him enough to intervene in their existance :D

    8. Re:Dude, that was rude. by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Religious people, across each of the 3 major monotheisms are all, every single one of them, either looking forward to, enabling, or otherwise taking part in a plot that involves the extinction of the human race. If they don't, they are not religious. It's as simple as that.

      Hate to tell you buddy, but you and good old Fred are more alike then you are unalike.

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    9. Re:Dude, that was rude. by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      It's a fact that the universe exists and *something* caused the universe to exist.

      It's not a fact that something caused the universe to exist, that is just speculation. We currently have no way of knowing if something caused the universe to exist, or if it just sprung out of nothing with no causality whatsoever.

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    10. Re:Dude, that was rude. by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1

      prefer to say "I don't believe in God." instead

      Myself I prefer to say "I don't believe in an anthropomorphic god".

      Myself I prefer to say "I don't give a toss."

      Atheism is taking a position on the argument just as theism is, I simply don't care about it enough to have a position.

    11. Re:Dude, that was rude. by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 1

      I prefer to say "I don't believe in God." instead

      Myself I prefer to say "I don't believe in an anthropomorphic god".

      My line is "I assert nothing." I don't believe anything is true unless I can prove it using mathematics. If I need any information that cannot be obtained by proof, I just do the best that I can, and I accept that my information may be incorrect.

  16. Sage by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    fucking cancer, all of it

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  17. /me sighs. by antdude · · Score: 3, Informative

    I am a Christian and I love superheroes. I know a lot of people who do too.
    In fact, my church's pastor talked about Superman and Spider-Man in his last Sunday's sermon! http://www.evfreefullerton.com/audio/cel/2010/cel_071810.mp3 for the audio sermon recording.

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    1. Re:/me sighs. by night_flyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      one shouldn't assume that WBC are Christian

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    2. Re:/me sighs. by couchslug · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nor should one assume they are not, or that the typical superstitionist dodge of disowning inconvenient followers is anything but that.

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    3. Re:/me sighs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, my church's pastor talked about Superman and Spider-Man in his last Sunday's sermon!

      Marvel and DC in the same sermon? Blasphemy!

    4. Re:/me sighs. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      one shouldn't assume that WBC are Christian

      Why not? Who gets to define Christian, and why?

      If the 9/11 assholes get defined as Muslims, and 9/11 was some big Muslim vs Christian event, and 9/11 was the result of the teachings of Islam (All claims I've heard from people of various Christian denominations), then I think it's entirely fair to stick Phelps in with Christians and blame Christianity for his douche-baggery.

      I know you haven't done this, and I'm not suggesting you would. But I'm guessing the same people that might divorce themselves from Phelps and his ilk are the same people that would claim Islam is the source of 9/11.

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    5. Re:/me sighs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a Christian and I have a hard time considering them Christians. Because, they are merely using the word of God to promote their secular world view ways. That they are the chosen ones, that everyone else is wrong. The regularly take bible verses and switch words around to suit their needs. This is not hard to find go look on their websites. They have many 'verses' up there. They pick and choose what they want to put up there to suit whatever agenda they are currently pushing. Then even if it doesnt exactly fit they change it so it does. They use the word of God to show that they are intolerant of everyone else. When someone who as actually read the Bible comes along they see them for what they are.

      They do more damage than good. Yet are too bullheaded to realize it.

      Nor should one assume they are not, or that the typical superstitionist dodge of disowning inconvenient followers is anything but that.
      If you joined a group and they had a set of rules. Then you set out to break every one of those rules. Then decided that there should be even more rules that you magically only can pass. Yet it was those very rules that made you part of the group. Wouldn't the rest of the group basically throw you out? I can claim I am from south africa but guess what that does not make it true now does it?

      The devil is very good at his job. He has found a group that he can twist into his own agenda. What better way to make people who might convert not do so? Have a high profile group that acts in the most vile of ways under the banner of Christianity. I pray for them. Everyone else mocks them.

      This is a good book to read to see what is going on.
      http://www.amazon.com/Screwtape-Letters-C-S-Lewis/dp/1557481423/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1280091401&sr=8-2
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Screwtape_Letters

    6. Re:/me sighs. by DarkEmpath · · Score: 1

      Why not? They sound and behave like Christians, and they claim to be Christians. Do you have evidence that they're not?

    7. Re:/me sighs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah. He's pretty upbeat, gotta hand him that. Couldn't stand the sermon itself, too many assumptions I don't share. But anyway, I take it this is you whispering about Jesus?

    8. Re:/me sighs. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      They might claim to be Christians, but I don't see where they sound or act like Christians. Where do they "love thy neighbor" or "turn the other cheek"?

      The Phelpians are just a bunch of aholes that falsly CLAIM to be Christians.

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    9. Re:/me sighs. by DarkEmpath · · Score: 1

      They're following the bible, to the letter, how much more Christian can you get?

      Apart from following the anti-gay teachings in both Deuteronomy and Leviticus, they also refuse to allow bastards and sons of bastards into church, "to the tenth generation he shall be banished" (Deuteronomy 23:2), they refuse medical support such as blood transfusions as taught in Deuteronomy 12:16, and they generally promote biblical law wherever possible.

      The bible does not quite say "love thy neighbour". You're misquoting Leviticus, chapter 19 where it says "love one's neighbour as oneself". Since the WBC feel every human has fallen short of the glory of god, they do love their neighbour as they love themselves - which is not very much.

      The WBC also "turns the other cheek". Jesus' sermon on the mount in Matthew chapter 5 states "If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other so he may strike it also". It's about responding to violence without violence, and they certainly don't get violent at their protests. In fact, when they are attacked they literally do "turn the other cheek" to be struck again.

      The WBC are about as Christian as you can possibly be without having a complete mental collapse.

    10. Re:/me sighs. by ultramk · · Score: 1

      We like to call that the True Scotsman Fallacy.

      A: "Hey, some of the stuff you guys do really sucks."
      T: "Us? Oh, no we don't do stuff like that."
      A: "Those are your guys over there, and they are doing exactly what you claim you don't do."
      T: "Oh, uh. They aren't with us, cause if they were with us they wouldn't do stuff like that. QED."

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  18. :D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

    1. Re::D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, by the power of God, of course! Only God can remember which side of all those magnets is north and which side is south, and only God has enough hands to hold all those magnets together!

  19. Wow, how long has Idle been broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever plan on fixing the comment threshold bar, assholes?

    1. Re:Wow, how long has Idle been broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Remove the 'idle' subdomain from the URL. i.e., just slashdot.org: http://slashdot.org/story/10/07/25/0121211/Superheroes-vs-the-Westboro-Baptist-Church

    2. Re:Wow, how long has Idle been broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idle has been broken from day one. I have two theories:

      1. Slashdot is run by retards.
      2. It is intentionally broken to encourage people not to post. Some Slashdot editors have expressed their dislike of Idle in the past, so perhaps they are trying to drive down activity in an attempt to get the higher-ups to cancel it.

      Personally I think option 1 is far more likely, but who knows.

  20. The Kalam Argument - Epic Fail by Epeeist · · Score: 1

    You are joking, it fails at step 1: "Whatever begins to exist has a cause". How can the universal quantifier be justified in this case, it certainly isn't a necessary truth more like a "more of the same" inductive argument. "Everything we have seen coming into existence has a cause, therefore everything must have a cause. One could also use David Hume's argument on causality to undermine as well. What it certainly isn't is "intuitively obvious", which is just hand waving rhetoric.

    The second premiss: "The universe began to exist." is also dubious. Again, it isn't an argument from necessity so how does one justify it? Empirically the best we do is to say that the universe was in existence after the Planck epoch.

    Which renders the conclusion: "Therefore, the universe has a cause" unsound.

    And even if the argument was sound, it doesn't justify the claim that the cause of the universe was the god of a tribe of cattle sacrificing primitives.

  21. Re:The Kalam Argument - Epic Win by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    The wikipedia summary is not very good. The original Kalam argument basically went as thus:

    1) Time cannot have started an infinite amount of time ago, because adding a finite amount of time to a negative inifnity will never result in the present day.
    2) Therefore the universe cannot be infinitely old
    3) Therefore it had a starting moment
    4) Therefore it is more likely it was created than not.

    The fact that they reasoned this from pure logic what science would confirm hundreds of years later still amazes me, really.

    Cheers.

  22. Re:The Kalam Argument - Epic Win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >4) Therefore it is more likely it was created than not.
    I don't see how 1,2,3 implies 4. What did they base the likelihood on?

    Also:
    >1) Time cannot have started an infinite amount of time ago, because adding a finite amount of time to a negative inifnity [sic] will never result in the present day.
    Then for how long has the "creator" existed? If you say forever, then by (1) the "creator" can't have created the universe, because "adding a finite amount of time to a negative inifnity will never result in the present day", with the present day being the birth of the universe.

  23. Re:The Kalam Argument - Epic Win by johnsonav · · Score: 1

    1) Time cannot have started an infinite amount of time ago, because adding a finite amount of time to a negative inifnity will never result in the present day.
    2) Therefore the universe cannot be infinitely old
    3) Therefore it had a starting moment
    4) Therefore it is more likely it was created than not.

    Sadly, this isn't even valid. At least the modern, three-premise version of the argument (as defended by William Lane Craig) has that going for it. However, something like this is appropriated by Craig as justification for his second premise. Unfortunately, his arguments for the impossibility of an "actual infinite" fail just as badly.

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  24. cosplay? by SonnyDog09 · · Score: 1

    Thank you, slashdot. I learned a new word today. I had never encountered the word "cosplay" before and had to look it up. I must lead a sheltered life. Get Off My Lawn!

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  25. The irrationality of "rationality" by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    I agree with what you say, though I myself am not a theist. I think the root objection that I have to Dawkins is that he has merely substituted "rationality" as his ultimate source of authority, on the basis that "rationality" works. However, the constant counter-intuitive discoveries of physics show that rationality is a constantly moving target. Today's rational argument from a priori axioms is tomorrow's misapplication of bad science. We cannot argue against the existence of a prime mover by any rational argument, because any rational argument may be superseded by new discoveries. "Scientific rationalism" cannot go any further than agnosticism, and to try to do so is to resort to blind faith in atheism. On that basis, Dawkins is as delusional (in his terms) as the people he mocks, because he demands more authority for his beliefs that they warrant.

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    1. Re:The irrationality of "rationality" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I think the root objection that I have to Dawkins is that he has merely substituted "rationality" as his ultimate source of authority, on the basis that "rationality" works. However, the constant counter-intuitive discoveries of physics show that rationality is a constantly moving target.

      It's true that there are some things in physics that cannot be derived from reason ad previous discoveries alone - but they can be demonstrated experimentally. Indeed that's often how they're discovered - observed anomalies that the old theory doesn't explain.

      I don't see how that invalidates the scientific method in general.

      On that basis, Dawkins is as delusional (in his terms) as the people he mocks, because he demands more authority for his beliefs that they warrant.

      Do you have any evidence that RD has completely rejected empiricism? Perhaps a source where he says something alone the lines that quantum mechanics is obviously bunk, because particles just don't pop randomly into existence out of nowhere, even when shown evidence of it happening?

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  26. Bogus claim by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    There is plenty of historical evidence for His existence and crucifixion (virtually every serious scholar will admit that)

    No, actually, there isn't. Aside from the bible itself -- which is self-referential, similar to trying to use a Tom Clancy book to prove the existence of his character Jack Ryan -- there is exactly zero contemporaneous evidence that in any way backs up the claim that Christ existed.

    There's another problem with the bible, and that is that it contains much that disqualifies it roundly as a historical document. From voices in the sky to people being transmuted into pillars of salt, it is peppered with many telltales of invented fiction. For the bible to be taken seriously, it needs extreme confirmation of the core events; and that confirmation has, so far, been entirely lacking.

    Every bit of "historical evidence" is from after 33 AD; every one is a reference to the existence of Christians, not to Christ (and no one is arguing that Christians existed, just to be clear. They annoyed the authorities quite a bit, and that's the context in which they are most often written into history.) But there is not a single contemporaneous word about Christ himself.

    The claim that there is contemporaneous proof for the reality of Christ is often floated, and has rarely been countered, and that is why it has persisted. But in fact, there is no such proof, and it is (finally!) no longer certain censure (or worse) to say so. Now, having said that, if you think you know of such proof, by all means put it on the table for everyone to see.

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    1. Re:Bogus claim by gillbates · · Score: 1

      Two points:

      1. If Jesus was not really historical, why is it that every major religion acknowledges his existence, in spite of the fact they believe the others to be heresy? I would think Muslims would be champing at the bit to deny Christ and hence, Christianity, but they don't. Instead, they argue the finer points of the Crucifixion, etc... If Jesus never existed, why can't the billion+ Muslims figure this out? They'd love more than anyone else to discredit all of Christianity, yet do not deny Christ's existence.
        1. Calling the Bible stories fiction is really a stretch, especially in light of the fact that you have no way of proving so. The best argument you could make would be that you, personally haven't observed divine intervention. Even though I'm a Christian, and don't recognize the Koran, I realize that I can't call it fiction without departing from logical argument territory.
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    2. Re:Bogus claim by Things_falling_apart · · Score: 1

      Islam did not exist until 600 years after Jesus was supposed to live. To say that they acknowledge his existence as evidence to his existence is intellectual dishonesty. Islam is another religion, not a scholarly organization out to prove the existence/non-existence of Jesus.

    3. Re:Bogus claim by Surt · · Score: 1

      1. Calling the Bible stories fiction is really a stretch, especially in light of the fact that you have no way of proving so. The best argument you could make would be that you, personally haven't observed divine intervention. Even though I'm a Christian, and don't recognize the Koran, I realize that I can't call it fiction without departing from logical argument territory.

      Likewise the Harry Potter books. Just because I've never observed any wizards, doesn't mean they're not holed up in a magical tavern hiding from the rest of the world.

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    4. Re:Bogus claim by wasmoke · · Score: 1

      I personally have no doubts that there was a Jewish middle eastern dude named Jesus of Nazareth that went around and taught some good things. It's all over history. Where the GP gets off thinking there was no "Jesus the man," I don't know.
      HOWEVER....I just have a hard time believing all the myths, such as that he was the son of a God, even though I was raised on them. If you don't think the Koran is fiction, what are your thoughts on the Bhagavad Gita? Egyptian Old Kingdom pyramid texts or other books? The myriad other religious texts I haven't studied?
      If none of these are fiction because of logical argument territory, how can you reconcile that?
      To be clear, I'm not trying to troll; you seem like a more well rounded Christian than most I've talked to and I would like to hear your thoughts.

    5. Re:Bogus claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally have no doubts that there was a Jewish middle eastern dude named Jesus of Nazareth that went around and taught some good things. It's all over history.

      No, what is "all over history" is evidence that there emerged a group of people called "Christians" who asserted that there existed one man who said all these things, was born of a virgin, walked on water, died on the cross, etc. etc.

      Given the nonexistence of any writings about this man prior to his followers spreading their stories, and the similarity of those stories to other well-known figures preceding the Christians, it seems just as likely that the "man called Jesus" is an amalgamation of various historical personages and not a single individual, just as his followers were drawn from various messianic cults in the Middle East around that time.

      "Jesus" is simply a single name to put on the stories that resonated with people, and to exclude the ones that didn't.

    6. Re:Bogus claim by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would think Muslims would be champing at the bit to deny Christ and hence, Christianity, but they don't.

      That's because you're ignorant (I'm using the word literally here, not as an insult -- there are things you are unaware of.) Muslims worship the same god; they consider Jesus one of their prophets. They just think Christians worship incorrectly (exactly the same complaint many Christians make of each other.)

      Calling the Bible stories fiction is really a stretch, especially in light of the fact that you have no way of proving so

      Calling the Odin / Valhalla stories fiction is really a stretch, especially... Get my point?

      Just because there is a story, doesn't mean, or even hint, that it is true. Further, when a story contains magic as we understand it today, rather than science as we understand it today, so far, for all the stories in human history, this has been an excellent indicator that the story is not true. The bible is rife with nonsensical claims. Water into wine. Pillars of salt. Voices from the sky. Parting of the sea. Virgin birth. Resurrection. It's clearly a book whose central truth -- the existence and acts of the son of God -- rests upon many magical claims. Yet no one has demonstrated any magic, anywhere in the world. Ever. That's how I can assign it to the category of myth without any doubt at all. That's without even digging into the straightforward contradictions in it.

      Quite aside from this, it's not my job to prove it untrue; it is your job to prove it true. I don't believe it; you do. Jupiter, Odin, Set, Yaweh... a huge long list... they're all the same to me. Imaginary creatures dreamed up to focus power for humans, something they all actually did. Strangely, they're all the same to you as well... except for Yaweh. So I'm sure you can understand my position if you try.

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    7. Re:Bogus claim by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      It's all over history. Where the GP gets off thinking there was no "Jesus the man," I don't know.

      No, in fact, it isn't all over history. You're just parroting what you've been told. As it turns out, there is no evidence backing up the existence of Jesus himself. There are two kinds of secondary evidence: (1) The bible, and (2) the existence of Christians as a cult well after Jesus was supposed to have existed. Jesus only got "all over history" as the religion took hold. The same pattern, by the way, that every other myth follows.

      To learn about this, go try and dig up something -- anything -- about Jesus that dates 33 AD or earlier (when he was supposed to be around.) If Jesus is truly "all over history", that should be no problem, right? Go ahead. I can tell you now what you'll find, though: Absolutely nothing other than bible stories.

      And I hope I don't have to tell you that a book full of magical claims about a person isn't exactly a good reference for a claim such as "there really was such a person." Were that all it took, you'd be telling me that Harry Potter, Merlin, and Sauron were real people.

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    8. Re:Bogus claim by wasmoke · · Score: 1

      The writings of Josephus, for one. I trust scholars when they say it's for realsies. And I mean real scholars, not bible scholars who believe in magic.

    9. Re:Bogus claim by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      No, it ISN'T "all over history".

      In fact, it's not really very prevalent in history at all. There are only a few cryptic references to what may have been that "jesus" and even those most likely refer to something else.

      What is all over history is the mess left by the religion, not any sort of actual historical person.

    10. Re:Bogus claim by gillbates · · Score: 1

      If your standard for finding something untrue is that you haven't personally seen it, your understanding of the world will be very limited indeed. If anyone could turn water into wine, Jesus would probably be regarded as just another preacher. The fact that we can't, and that no one has been able to reproduce this feat, is evidence that He was God. But you seem to regard this as evidence the story isn't true. I'm curious, by what leap of logic are you able to state something untrue? Can you prove it false? Or is it merely that you can't understand it?

      I say this because we can't prove *any* historical account of the ancient world to be true. We can't even *prove* our accounts of World War II - even though some of those veterans are still living. We can't *prove* the reality of the Holocaust. All we have to go on are the accounts passed down to us by others. If we stopped believing any source that couldn't prove itself, we'd have no history at all.

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    11. Re:Bogus claim by Surt · · Score: 1

      You should really get on top of the people over at:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

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    12. Re:Bogus claim by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      If your standard for finding something untrue is that you haven't personally seen it

      My standard for finding an extraordinary claim true is multifaceted. First, I look for corroboration. If you tell me the sky is green outside, I will turn to other observers and ask, "what color is the sky outside?" If all the observers report "green", then I have corroboration. In history, this is a key mechanism for validation: historians try very hard to find information from more than one source that agrees on a particular datum. The question of Jesus's existence fails this test horribly, because there is no report of his existence from his time. There are just a few reports of Christians (not of Christ) that date from about 50...100 AD; then everything else is from the bible, which dates from even later -- of the 5000 or so known documents that have been vetted against the bible, we have not one that can be reliably dated to AD 0...100; every one comes from later, or is simply a copy. So the bible itself doesn't bring even the story, much less the observation, into the time when Jesus was supposed to have walked. Corroboration is entirely lacking here.

      Next, I look at the quality of the data. The bible, for one, is massively infested with nonsense, as well as contradictions. On the nonsense front, we have all manner of magic; parting of the sea, etc. Now, as magic has, thus far, turned out to be nothing but nonsensical claims, I tend to regard the bible as the same. As Sagan put it, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. But there is none. So I tend to doubt the book unless there is corroboration (such as there is for a king here, a land there.)

      Finally, I apply Occam's razor: The simplest answer for a ridiculous magical claim is that it is made up. If someone wishes to show me that is not the case, then I require a demonstration.

      If anyone could turn water into wine, Jesus would probably be regarded as just another preacher. The fact that we can't, and that no one has been able to reproduce this feat, is evidence that He was God.

      Then the fact that superman can fly is evidence he is superman, right? I mean, he's got his own books, the books say he can fly, and therefore there is a superman, right? This is exactly your logic, and it's really pitiful.

      I'm curious, by what leap of logic are you able to state something untrue? Can you prove it false? Or is it merely that you can't understand it?

      You mistake me. The bible makes extraordinary claims. It is not up to be to prove them untrue. It is up to you, the believer, to prove them true, which in turn will take extraordinary evidence.

      By all means, do so. Pray to your God to change the water on my desk to wine. Or, if you like, there's a woman I know with diabetes, extreme weight issues, and mental problems. Have him heal her. I'd notice that, too. Or, I know of an individual who has done great wrong, whom the legal system has mistakenly identified as a "victim." Your God would know exactly of whom and what I speak; pray to him to turn that person into a pillar of salt. So there you go. I will come *directly* back to you if any of those things comes to pass.

      If we stopped believing any source that couldn't prove itself, we'd have no history at all.

      History is not made up of reports from the past, taken at face value. If you think it is, you don't understand what historians do. History is also not an equally weighted tapestry, where every event is known to the same degree of certainty. There are reported events we simply don't believe; there are events we think may be true, but lack corroboration; there are events that are highly corroborated and for which we entertain little doubt -- and there are events all along a similar spectrum.

      Your claim -- that we would have no history -- is complet

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    13. Re:Bogus claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anyone could turn water into wine, Jesus would probably be regarded as just another preacher. The fact that we can't, and that no one has been able to reproduce this feat, is evidence that He was God.

      "If we are to suppose a miracle to be something so entirely out of the course of what is called nature, that she must go out of that course to accomplish it, and we see an account given of such miracle by the person who said he saw it, it raises a question in the mind very easily decided, which is, is it more probable that nature should go out of her course, or that a man should tell a lie? We have never seen, in our time, nature go out of her course; but we have good reason to believe that millions of lies have been told in the same time; it is therefore, at least millions to one, that the reporter of a miracle tells a lie."

      - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

    14. Re:Bogus claim by gillbates · · Score: 1

      And yet it is when nature does go out of her course, i.e., does something theory doesn't predict, that both science and religion are enlightened. Had Tycho Brahe adjusted his measurements of the heavens to fit with the Greek theories of epicycles - so as not to be thought a liar - we'd still believe the Earth the center of the Universe.

      But of more interest: having personally observed miracles myself, I don't have the luxury of writing off someone else as a liar. To Christians, the Bible stories are only remarkable to us as young children, because most of us have observed similar events by the time we're in college. We often forget there are a whole class of people for whom cures can come only through modern medicine, whom have no one but themselves upon which to rely, etc...

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    15. Re:Bogus claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But of more interest: having personally observed miracles myself, I don't have the luxury of writing off someone else as a liar.

      Really? You personally witnessed miracles?

      Were these honest-to-God break-the-laws-of-physics no-way-this-could-happen-naturally miracles, or just things that happened to work out for the best against the odds?

    16. Re:Bogus claim by gillbates · · Score: 1

      When I was child, I would take two strips of metal I'd found on the road, stick them in the electrical outlet, and hold on to each with one hand. By some yet unexplained reason, I was never electrocuted, yet my brother managed to get shocked pulling a out a plug.

      Years later in my high school electronics class, we passed around a transformer - 12v to 120v - with a 9v battery and had "fun" shocking ourselves by holding the high voltage leads in each hand and touching the battery to the 12v side. Which probably gave about a 90v jolt, much less than the 170v of the ac line. Yet the shock - though temporary - was very real and very easily felt.

      I have no intention of repeating strip-in-outlet experiment I did as a child, as everything I've learned since indicates that it would probably be lethal - in fact, people routinely get killed by 120v AC. But for some reason at that moment in time the normal laws of physics, Ohms law in particular, simply didn't apply. The only other time I've seen this happen was when it also made the difference between life and death for me. I tried to hotwire a vehicle left in drive (unknown to me at the time), and it didn't crank. I'd done this before, I knew how, but had I succeeded the vehicle probably would have rolled over me and killed me.

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    17. Re:Bogus claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh. That's not exactly water-into-wine level stuff, is it?

      But if you want to consider your good luck as a suspension of the laws of physics, more power to you. Just don't ask the rest of us to buy into it.

    18. Re:Bogus claim by gillbates · · Score: 1

      I'd consider saving the life of someone more important, but consider a direct contravention of the laws of physics to be a more compelling argument. Incidentally, I do know someone who recovered from a coma after we prayed for her, after the doctors had assured the family there was nothing more they could do, and they should be prepared for her death.

      But there's always the contingent of people willing to assert that, "She would have recovered anyway..." and maybe they're right. I don't have the requisite medical knowledge or specific knowledge of her case to assert otherwise. But anyone making an argument against miracles because of the "probability that the man is lying" would have to concede that the probability of miraculous interference in this case outweighs the probability of natural recovery.

      It seems that to an unbeliever, when the odds are in their favor, they shift to the probability argument, and when not, baldly assert that any fortunate outcome was mere coincidence. If probability was the only yardstick by which one chose what to believe, they'd have to contend with the extraordinarily low probability that throughout all of recorded human history, across cultural and geographical boundaries, the only belief every major culture has in common is the belief in a higher power. The probability that the overwhelming majority of people on the planet would come to the same, wrong conclusion about the existence of God, and continue in said error throughout all of history, seems rather low to me.

      I know it sounds trollish, and I don't mean it so, but it occurs to me that atheism is more akin to a spiritual developmental disorder than a rational consideration of the facts available. I can understand someone unsure, or unable to decide definitively, but to imply belief an irrational position seems like a rather arbitrary ignorance of the data available.

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    19. Re:Bogus claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But anyone making an argument against miracles because of the "probability that the man is lying" would have to concede that the probability of miraculous interference in this case outweighs the probability of natural recovery.

      Not really. I don't consider the odd improbable occurrence to be a miracle, no matter what the odds. Anyone who has studied probability knows that vastly improbable events happen every day.

      Now, if a HUGE number of people in comas suddenly came out of them against the odds (say 50%) that would be a more convincing "miracle" - but still in no way contravening the laws of physics. Each individual recovery is still physically possible.

      Actually I was expecting you to come back with some sort of conjuring tricks that took you in, but all you have to do is read some James Randi to know how easy those are to fake!

      No, in this case I'll side with Paine. Nobody "in our time" has seen nature go out of its course, which is to say, there is a LOT of testimony that it has, and never any indisputable evidence.

  27. Re:The Kalam Argument - Epic Win by liquidsin · · Score: 1

    let's do a quick substitution here: in clause 2 i'd like to replace "the universe" with "god". now simply re-read the argument.

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  28. Chuck & Larry by MadGeek007 · · Score: 1

    Does this remind anyone else of a scene in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry?
    https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/I_Now_Pronounce_You_Chuck_and_Larry (See the first sentence in the third paragraph of the plot summery)
    I just find it (the counter protest) funny that something similar happened in real life.

  29. OUR HERO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks - that always drove me crazy-eight bonkers.

  30. Phelps links for the morbidly curious by ElrondHubbard · · Score: 4, Informative

    Link #1: http://kanewj.com/wbc/

    "Phelps does not believe what he is doing. This is a scam." If you believe this guy (and he makes some telling observations), Phelps is in the business of pushing people's buttons so he can sue them for violating his rights. That's his and his family's living.

    Link #2: http://www.robertslevinson.com/gaylesissues/features/collect/phelps/bl_phelpscourt.htm

    Addicted to Hate: The Fred Phelps Story is an expos&#233; written by Jon Bell for the Topeka Capital-Journal that was suppressed by the paper because they were too chickenshit to take on Phelps. Bell sued the paper to either publish it or, if they refused, let him have the rights to his work, but he got neither. Instead, the full text was entered in the court record so it is now a public document that anyone can read whether Phelps likes it or not. So it's kinda long, but if you want a portrait of what a twisted gruesome mofo Phelps really is, here's your chance. I pity his children -- they never really had a chance.

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    1. Re:Phelps links for the morbidly curious by xero314 · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to second the reading of Addicted to Hate. I read it somewhere between 8 and 10 years ago, before I heard about the WBC or their "God Hates..." message, and I was very disturbed by what I read. Once the WBC became famous though, I was not in anyway surprised. Don't read Addicted to Hate if you are easily disturbed, because this story is about a man that at the very least wants people to think he's very wicked, and at worst is one disturbed mind.

  31. ad infinitum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't fool me. It's turtles, all the way down.

  32. Re:The Kalam Argument - Epic Win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Point 1 is faulty, and causes any conclusions cast from it to be suspect.

    Why do I need to add to a negative infinity to get to "the present" or "now"? Why not add from yesterday, last month or subtract from next year? Pick a point of reference, use it, and bammo, we can calculate "now" whenever we want.

    What it's really saying is "because I can't add to a negative infinity in the same manner as I can add to a zero, the negative infinity must be impossible". But negative infinity and zero are not interchangeable.

  33. God "hates" nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He loves everybody. Period. He despises homosexualiTY, not homosexuals. But then, he also despises things as mundane as lying. Everybody sins. Nobody is perfect, nobody. Surrendering to the natural desire to disobey god is why some people, unfortunately, go to hell.

    People who are biologically driven to be homosexual simply have their own burden to bear with regards to trying to live up to God's standards. Nevertheless, God can and will give them the strength to resist the desire to act on that nature if they fully trust him.

    I can't say that I understand exactly why God said that things which seem perfectly natural to us are actually wrong, but God is still good, and he does have a reason... just not one that we are likely able to understand in this limited form we call being human.

    People can go on ahead and think that their standards are "higher" than Gods because they show what may seem to be an increased amount of love for everybody, but ultimately they are deluding themselves, and will, eventually discover that - if not before they die then shortly afterward.

    1. Re:God "hates" nobody. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      citation required. Please back up your statements with facts that are verifiable.

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    2. Re:God "hates" nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bible. Genesis 19, Leviticus 18, Leviticus 20, Deuteronomy 23, Romans 1, I Corinthians 6, 1 Timothy 1, just to name a few.

      But really, did the fact that I might have citations for my earlier remark make even the slightest difference to your disagreement with what I said? If you disagree with what I was saying, you likely already disagree with the authority of the bible in the first place, so my citing sources in some sort of effort to convince you I am right would be naught but an exercise in futility, and I'm perplexed as to why you would even bother to ask.

    3. Re:God "hates" nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting that Leviticus says "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination."

      So apparently that doesn't apply to lesbians, and for that matter not to gay men, since gay men don't lie with women as they do with men. It must be aimed at bisexual men, huh?

  34. I'm a faggot^H^H^H^H^H^H by Velex · · Score: 1

    I'm Fred Phelps, you insensitive clod!

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  35. Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Want to hit him where it hurts? Protest at HIS family's funerals. And those of his congregation. Fire with fire. Let him know what it feels like.

    Satire? Oh please. Do you REALLY think they will get the "joke"? These people are immune to it. Anything that involves deep thought is useless against something like Phelps. It slides right off them. This is the flaw of people like you, you think the snide geek humor and inside jokes only your subculture gets have any real weight once it escapes the basement. Take it from a top dweller: it doesn't. You're as clueless as Phelps. Want to really do something instead of using "ironic" humor? Instead, hit them emotionally and give them a taste of their own medicine. Dressing up in spandex carrying in-joke signs, they only laugh at YOU even more, even pity you. But now destroy the sanctity of their own family, you WILL get their attention.

  36. Barratry is a crime.. by WittyName · · Score: 1

    But those are the laws. He uses them to his advantage. That he succeeds at the expense of others just magnifies the hypocrisy of it all.

    Not really sure if he is seriously believes his wacked shit, or just taking the piss.. Either way, buy some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show! :)

    You must admit he has some large diamond hard balls..

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  37. No, they're Trolls, not martyrs with beliefs by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Fred's got entirely no interest in being martyred for his cause, because his cause is "people paying attention to Fred Phelps" and "suing people who harass him". It's not the kind of cause you can be a martyr for - he's just a fake who wants attention, and is very good at getting it. If one of his followers got killed, he might be okay with that, because he could get a *big* lawsuit out of it.

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  38. Re:Not really. by AlecC · · Score: 1

    You didn't read my answer properly. I have not the slightest expectation of influencing Fred Phelps - and I don't think your proposals would either. He and his few fellow fanatics are completely immune to reason. It is the rest of the world I am trying to influence. If Phelps is the only protester seen, his ideas will gradually gain weight and become regarded as more mainstream by ordinary people. Whereas if, wherever he is seen, larger numbers of more interesting and witty counter protesters are seen, his views will be seen as the extremist positions that they are. The need is that, whenever Phelps appears in the media, anti-Phelps appears larger.

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  39. Free Speech and the Professional Troll Business by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Free speech is the core of Fred Phelps's Troll business. Governments aren't allowed to harass him, and he can sue them if they do. If individuals harass him to an extent that's illegal, he can sue them, or sue the governments that failed to protect him. If individuals harass him in ways that aren't quite enough for a lawsuit, that's still good for publicity as long as the press spells his name correctly or close enough. You can't shut them up, because what they believe in isn't a set of religious beliefs they could doubt, it's that publicity is profitable, and shouting them down is publicity.

    The way to get rid of him is for everybody to stop paying attention and the press to stop publishing his activities. The press is unlikely to do that, because he's offensive and makes good trashy news, and if he's not getting enough press, he'll find more ways to be more offensive and trashy. There needs to be a thorough enough and long enough boycott for him to stop making money, but it's not like he's got anything else to do for fun.

    The real question is whether his daughter will continue with the trade after he dies. He's 80, and could live another decade or two.

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  40. Trolls don't mind ridicule if it's loud enough by billstewart · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They don't even care about that - because Phelps and his gang aren't True Believers who want other people to agree with them, they're sociopaths and professional trolls who want attention, and negative attention is the best kind because it might give them another lawsuit. The best case they can get is a town trying to ban them, but if they can't get that, then having somebody punch them when there's a cop around means they can sue the guy who did it and also sue the cops for not protecting them would work.

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    1. Re:Trolls don't mind ridicule if it's loud enough by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Interesting

      An interesting perspective. I suspect you're right that these people are motivated by fame. I don't know that they aren't "true believers" though. I do think we're in agreement that there's really nothing that'll stop these people other than running out of money. Flying all over the country can't be cheap, nor can suing people. I guess I don't understand how they continue to win these lawsuits.

      Perhaps the right approach is to start a fund to pay lawyers to fight the lawsuits? Doesn't matter if you win or not, just keep the thing tied up in court and bleed Phelps dry.

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    2. Re:Trolls don't mind ridicule if it's loud enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter if you win or not, just keep the thing tied up in court and bleed Phelps dry.

      The problem is that as the claimant, Phelps would have the option to withdraw (which he'd undoubtedly exercise before being "bled dry").

      Now, if you could find something to counter-sue for... (But I think they're too careful to allow that)

  41. God hates circles by jasomill · · Score: 1

    No, it's really not simpler. Our universe has a one-dimensional timeline, which means there's a definite beginning to it.

    Citation? Explanation? Topologically speaking, circles (without boundary, but limited in extent), lines (a "circle with infinite radius," if you like, without boundary and unlimited in extent), rays (unlimited in extent, but "bounded below"), and line segments ("bounded above and below") are all quite "one-dimensional" (we can describe our position with a single number). Which is not to say the OP can't define things such that his statement is true.

    Moreover, in some sense, his definitions need only be consistent with logic to be possible. Generally, and with good reason, science prefers theories to be consistent with empirical evidence, as well, but there's no logical reason God might not be Descartes' evil demon, crafting dinosaur bones to deceive us into disbelieving Genesis.

    This is of course why science looks for the simplest theory that is sufficient to explain the evidence, and leaves claims of necessity to philosophers and divines. No one claims the insufficiency of the "God hypothesis," which is sufficient to "explain" everything, if we're only willing to accept that "the best explanation" amounts to "shut up and get back to work, you'll understand when you're older."

    It makes absolutely no sense to say that our universe created itself, and does makes sense to say it had an origin in something outside of the universe.

    These are just words. If we define "universe," loosely, as "everything that is the case," then your God would be part of the "universe," no? To put it in a more Slashdot-friendly idiom, you define "universe" as userland, I claim the universe includes code running in kernel mode. Neither is "wrong," we're just using the word "universe" in different senses. You claim processes can't create themselves, so something outside the "universe" must exist, which you call the "kernel." I don't necessarily disagree — I'm just saying we can look at the kernel as "just another process," and that any explanation that purports to explain "how the universe was created" needs to explain how the origin of all processes, not just those running in user mode.

    This doesn't imply an anthropomorphic God, but a sort of Deistic Creator... much more plausible than "nothing" (which is the atheists' option of choice).

    Again, we're just playing with words. Athiesm is simply not holding a certain belief, namely, the traditional belief in "some sort of supernatural being," itself not now, nor never, really, particularly well defined. The only way your assertion that athiests believe "nothing" created the universe makes any sense is if you mean that there is no general consensus among atheists as to why the universe exists, which, while true, is no less true of "theists" taken as a group. "Devoutly religious folk," on the other hand, tend to claim God not only exists, but that He's actually given them His telephone number.

    Phelps, on the other hand, believes God not only exists, but that He's an asshole. A viewpoint which is, sadly, perfectly consistent with the Hebrew scriptures. If you ask me, I think he's taking the bit about man being made in God's image rather personally.

    1. Re:God hates circles by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Citation? Explanation?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacetime

      >>This is of course why science looks for the simplest theory that is sufficient to explain the evidence, and leaves claims of necessity to philosophers and divines.

      The great fallacy of the 20th century was the rise and predominance of positive materialism, which essentially came to mean that anything that can't be proven by science does not exist. This is the basis for most atheists "proof" that God doesn't exist, in fact, and will use Occam's Razor as if it carries evidential weight in establishing existence or non-existence. (Don't believe me? Look through this very thread.)

      This notion is prima facie false - nearly any fact established in history cannot be proved using the scientific method. We can gather archeological and DNA evidence to support one side or the other, but it is impossible to go through the process of hypothesis generation and testing with anything in history. Therefore, no historical fact exists.

      >>The only way your assertion that athiests believe "nothing" created the universe makes any sense is if you mean that there is no general consensus among atheists as to why the universe exists

      Indulge my bit of hyperbole. It's much easier to say they believe in nothing than to say they have no belief and are completely adamant that everyone else is wrong.

  42. Ironic pseudoviolence...? What of the Children? by IBitOBear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ["Funny"]
    I've thought of several funny semi-violent responses...

    Get five or ten street-boys to jizz in a squirt gun, use said squirt gun to "anoint" WBC while holding "WBC shows gay spunk as Phred hoped" sign.

    Get geek to factor wind biases and then use "Bear Spray" suitably up-wind.

    [Serious]
    But in truth, if WBC ever showed up in my region I would file a "reckless child endangerment" complaint against them with the department of child and family services. They are clearly trying to incite violence with "fighting words", to the degree that the cops have to show up to protect them. They are also using their children basically as "human shields" by bringing them, and putting them in harm's way, without regard to the safety of the minor children.

    If they _don't_ think that the children would be in danger, why do they pre-arrange police protection?

    I think WBC needs to be dragged through family court whenever they show up with kids and make them hold signs that inspire people to punch people in the face.

    If the adults want to do it, then fine. But not the kids.

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    1. Re:Ironic pseudoviolence...? What of the Children? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Your serious side has some fatal flaws. Thorwing a kid out of an airplane with a tarp and some ropes would be reckless endangerment (if not homicide). Having the kid go to school and learn to skydive, getting him certified and letting him practice at sanctioned airports would mitigate the endangerment. So would having police protection.

      Think of having the police protection being the difference between making the kid go out and street fight verses enrolling into a martial arts form and then attending and competing in the competitions.

      You see, the endangerment isn't about the child being in dangerous situations, it's about the likelihood of being injured from those situations. Otherwise letting kids climb trees would be endangerment. So if the cops are there to keep the peace, then the likelihood of them being harmed from the danger wouldn't be an element and your CPS wouldn't be able to do anything at all without a serious lawsuit that would simply fund their future activities.

    2. Re:Ironic pseudoviolence...? What of the Children? by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

      So if someone harms one of the kids then the reckless endangerment kicks in?

      That seems less than ideal.

      And I know for a fact that WBC has been physically attacked while on protest. In particular some WBC idiot stamping on a american flag got his ass beat more or less in front of the police by a good ol' boy in eastern washington. The police sauntered over and stopped things in their own time.

      As for what CPS could do, and the lawsuits that result, you would be surprised at how long it can take to unsnarl CPS actions and how resistant they can be to suit. "Family Court" is _almost_ as fair as Gitmo...

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    3. Re:Ironic pseudoviolence...? What of the Children? by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So if someone harms one of the kids then the reckless endangerment kicks in?

      No, the potential for harm has to be likely. Likely as in probably. With the police providing security, it's not likely one of them will be harmed.

      And I know for a fact that WBC has been physically attacked while on protest. In particular some WBC idiot stamping on a american flag got his ass beat more or less in front of the police by a good ol' boy in eastern washington. The police sauntered over and stopped things in their own time.

      That's fine and all, but can you show where the kids were in real danger and that danger was any more likely then getting hit by a car crossing the street or any other normal activity that society sees as normal? Something being dangerous isn't really enough. You also have to remember that the cops were more or less allowing an adult get what's coming for something they probably didn't agree with. They failed in their expected duties (probably on purpose too). However, a failure in something is an acceptable risk as the expectation of failure isn't there until it becomes obvious, otherwise you could get charged for endangerment for letting your kid walk down the street with his shoe laces untied.

      As for what CPS could do, and the lawsuits that result, you would be surprised at how long it can take to unsnarl CPS actions and how resistant they can be to suit. "Family Court" is _almost_ as fair as Gitmo.

      Well, for common folk like us, yes. But for people attempting to remain high profile with politically unfriendly views that have already stood the tests of courts, no. The first thing they would do is probably file a federal lawsuit claiming the CPS action is retaliatory to speech which is automatically a violation of the First amendment. This will tie the CPS's hands considerably, move a federal jurisdiction into it requiring less snarling in the first place and probably get the ACLU on their side as well as several international "human rights" organizations. This quickly turns into a career ender for whoever made the call at the CPS to get involved and whoever supports the call at the CPS.

      You can't use the government to abuse someone's free speech rights. It's that simple, attempting to corrupt different laws to do so or punish people for holding unpopular beliefs is exactly what the First Amendment is supposed to prevent. Selectively interpreting laws will not come out favorable for anyone attempting to do so because you are entitle to equal protection under the law and are guaranteed not to be prosecuted for a post facto law or after the fact interpretation which would be the same if they are twisting an existing law in order to stop someone's speech.

  43. hum... by ceraphis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me or does "Fred Phelps" sound like one of the evil old guys on scooby doo that's always wearing a ghost costume?

    1. Re:hum... by cffrost · · Score: 1

      He's always reminded me of "Cane" from the Poltergeist movies. I went to find a pair of pics to illustrate the similarity, but someone like-minded beat me to it: http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/10/128838250977137803.jpg

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  44. Not necessarily a beginning - Spacetime is curved by billstewart · · Score: 1

    If I understood Hawking's "Brief History of Time" correctly, which I certainly won't guarantee, and if I'm remembering it correctly N years later, which is also dubious, having a one-dimensional timeline doesn't guarantee having a beginning. Spacetime might be a closed set, including Time 0, or might be an open set, including all times above 0 but not actually including Time 0 itself. So there might not have been a beginning, even if there's asymptotically close to having been one.

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  45. Yeah, they're trolls by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I think they know very well that they're trolls - just because they're sociopaths doesn't mean they don't have some insight into what they're doing. It's possible that they're trolls who actually do hate gay people, as opposed to merely finding them convenient targets, but they're in the Professional Trolling Business, making money by having towns ban them and people assault them and suing.

    Remember a few years back when the KKK held a rally in Simi Valley? A friend of mine was on the city council at the time. The Klansters weren't locals, they were from out of town, and they were *very* disappointed that the town didn't forbid them to march, and didn't let the counter-protesters try to beat them up, because their real objective was to get banned and have a lawsuit they could easily win.

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  46. They're professional trolls by billstewart · · Score: 1

    You're still treating them as if they mean what they say. They don't really care - they're just looking for the most offensive positions they can find, because that gets them the most publicity and the most antagonism they can use to generate lawsuits.

    This kind of gig works a lot better when there's a First Amendment protecting free speech; in the Old Days they would have had to actually lead mobs of followers so they could steal the houses of the witches/Jews/blacks/gypsies/etc.

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  47. Deliberate Trolls or Delusional Haters by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I don't think they seriously believe what they say, though they may very well hate gays and enjoy antagonizing whoever's fun to offend. I think they're deliberate trolls, doing this because they like the attention and get to sue anybody who interferes with their freedom of speech. It doesn't take any dissociation from reality; they're just effective sociopaths who've got a profitable gig going.

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  48. A little game of guessing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who said the following:

    Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: - by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.

  49. Jopsephus by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    All right, we'll start with Josephus. He's a good example of just what I'm trying to tell you.

    First of all, Josephus, AKA Yosef Ben Matityahu, A.D. (37 ~100+), had not been born when Christ was supposed to be walking around. So he is not contemporaneous - he literally "came after", and he never saw, or heard, Jesus or any of his claimed works; he didn't see the crucifixion; everything he has to say is second hand, or worse.

    Secondly, considering he was born in AD 37, we can safely assume he didn't write anything scholarly for, oh, let's totally give him the benefit of the doubt, let's call it sixteen years later. We'll assume he was a prodigy. And we're also going to ignore that a large number of scholars -- Christian scholars, at that -- consider that Josephus' writings about Christ were partially or completely sourced elsewhere. See wikipedia for starter studies on that -- there is of course much more than you'll find there, but you'll get the gist. In any case, so we have Josephus, reporting on the doings of Christ, who is the hero of the Christian cult, whom he has never met, never seen an act done by, and for which reports he is at least twenty years late to the party.

    This makes it very clear that while Josephus, if we take him seriously and stipulate to the authenticity of his writings, can be assigned directly to those who believe there was, in fact, a person named Christ, what we cannot do is take him as direct evidence there was a Christ, because he cannot have ever seen the man or his works -- what he knew of, again only if indeed his writings are actually his, is the Christian cult's reporting of Christ. He presents no evidence; he simply parrots the Christian line (which is one reason his words are doubted by many... the presumption is his writings have been corrupted in the copying by biased parties. Again, read Wikipedia for starters.) I would also point out that Jospehus never claims to have seen Christ, so it's more than a little disingenuous -- or simply misinformed -- to try to claim him as evidence for Christ's actual existence.

    Finally, Jospehus actually says very little. He mentions James, a brother of Jesus in one passage; and in another, he delivers about a paragraph of vagueness, no notable details or dates other than mentioning Pilate -- who, we note, as fifth prefect of the Roman province of Judaea from AD 26–36, also didn't do anything in front of Josephus. Pilate, too, was long gone by the time Jospehus had learned to speak, much less write scholarly treatises.

    None of this stands even weakly as evidence for the actual existence of Jesus. What it does show, even if taken completely at face value, scholarly doubts aside, is that Christians were around, and telling the story as of AD 53 (probably much later... remember, we're giving Josephus the honor of assuming he wrote all this when he was 16.)

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    1. Re:Jopsephus by wasmoke · · Score: 1

      If I was around I'd have written it at 14.

  50. So disappointed... by flimflammer · · Score: 1

    I wanted to go to Comic-Con this year but didn't have the funds at the right time. Had I known Westboro would be in my city then I'd have gone anyway just to watch the hilarity.

  51. Hilarious by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still love the idea someone on Kotaku had when they saw the Team Fortress 2 spy cosplayer with the 'GOD HATES SENTRIES' sign: He should have been standing in the midst of the WBC crazies, with one of THEIR signs, wearing 'a moron mask'.

    The whole thing is just absolutely hilarious though. Good on them for mounting the counter-protest! Those WBC people are assholes.

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    1. Re:Hilarious by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought much the same thing, but with the 'trollface' mask.

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  52. ambiguously amusing by Meest · · Score: 1

    I saw this title and the first thing that came to my mind was two guys dressed up as the ambiguously gay duo joining them in protest....

  53. Guys, guys... by foxylad · · Score: 1

    All this geek-fu and their website still stands? OK, it's built on Centos, but surely we can do better than that!

    Server Apache/2.2.3 (CentOS) X-Powered-By PHP/5.1.6 Vary Accept-Encoding,User-Agent Content-Encoding gzip Content-Length 6960 Keep-Alive timeout=5, max=500 Connection Keep-Alive

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  54. Re:Josephus by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Fine... and you'd still have been writing about someone you'd never met, about whose existence -- and magical acts, and birth, and resurrection -- you didn't witness, and which were of little import to you because there were very few Christians, and you weren't one of them (one of the reasons scholars doubt his remarks about Christ... they resonate as if written by a Christian, and use forms of language found nowhere else in his writing.)

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  55. Louis Theroux, by Nethead · · Score: 1

    Louis Theroux, a BBC documentary presenter, produced a very inside look at these "people."

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOrz5k0jWdU

    Worth a watch of the whole thing if you can find a torrent.

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  56. Re:The Kalam Argument - Epic Win by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    To put it another way, it is impossible to get to the present from an infinitely distant past.

  57. Common Ground by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    But there is one thing that is a common touchstone across all religions: misogyny. The proof is their equally vehement denial of the fact.

  58. Comicon guests win the internet by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    Phelps and his crerw got punked by TREKKIES and FURRIES. That has the be the greatest laugh I've had all year. All glory to the hypno-toad!!!

  59. It's not so simple by feepcreature · · Score: 1

    Yes... and no!

    Read the... constitution, from the... Declaration of Independence all the way through the bill of rights. Freedom of speech is the GOVERNMENT being unable to silence our thoughts about the government or speaking our minds.

    Freedom of speech does means the ability to state your views (freely, without fear of punishment for holding or expressing those views).

    Freedom of speech as it is implemented in the [USA's] constitution refers to the government's inability to restrict you from expressing your views (as well as to related concepts like the ability to compel speech in certain circumstances).

    But in real life there is more to freedom of speech than what the US (or any) government may do. Arguably corporations have even more power.

    Respect is earned, not inherently given.

    Once again, there is a bit of both. Humans are inherently deserving of some respect, and a certain dignity of treatment, by virtue of their humanity. Beyond that, respect can and should be earned, or may be lost.

    But however heinous someone's views, they are still worthy of a certain dignity - to accord them less is to diminish yourself.

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  60. Impossible. by Domint · · Score: 1

    Just imagine how much less national debt we would have if corporations had to pay taxes.

    Impossible. Any government imposed fee placed upon a corporation will simply be transferred to those that purchase the services they render as a "cost of doing business". Corporations don't pay taxes, consumers do.

    1. Re:Impossible. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Impossible. Any government imposed fee placed upon a corporation will simply be transferred to those that purchase the services they render as a "cost of doing business".

      This is only a problem when the products' purchase is compulsory.

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    2. Re:Impossible. by Domint · · Score: 1

      This is only a problem when the products' purchase is compulsory.

      Considering that the amount of compulsory services offered by corporations is insignificant as compared to the non-compulsory, you're pretty much arguing that in order to solve the National Debt, we need to arbitrarily increase taxes on consumers (significantly made up of the middle class) across the board? Good luck with that.

  61. Re:The Kalam Argument - Epic Win by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    First off I want to make apparent the number one logical inconsistency of this argument. The glaringly obvious error is that postulate 4 (it is more likely that the universe was created) does not follow from the previous three postulates. Even if the previous three postulates held true (which they do not by necessity), then number 4 would not necessarily follow. Supposing that the universe does have a starting moment, this starting moment could easily have been a stochastic event, rather than a probabilistic one. In other words, the universe could have "just happened" just like how radioactive decay "just happens." There is no necessity for it to be created.

    However, suppose you want to ignore that logical hole, let's move on. The first postulate, that adding a finite amount of time to a negative infinity betrays the arguments ignorance of limit theorems in mathematics. When taking Calc 3 in college, we learned that various infinite limits certainly could result in finite sums. In fact, this is the basis for the modeling of all trig functions if I remember correctly. That is to say, given the appropriate function, one can look at the limit as a variable approaches infinity and mathematically determine the result to be a finite number. This also holds true for negative infinity. Thus, if we suppose that reality, as we describe it, is modeled by a function of similar nature to those I just described, one could see how time could, in fact, approach negative infinity but still result in a finite value (that finite value could be the necessary number to equal present day). Thus, time very well could be negatively infinite and still result in a finite universe given the appropriate underlying mathematical engine.

    So, your first postulate is an unwarranted one at best. As such, the second and third postulates do not necessarily follow and the leap to postulate four is unnecessary. In other words, your entire argument is a logical failure at postulate one as I have successfully demonstrated one system that disproves its truth. Therefore, even if the Kalam Argument somehow justified creationism in the first place, the fact that it is flawed leaves the theory of creationism in the realm of fantasy.

  62. All Glory To the HYPNO-TOAD! by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    All Glory To the HYPNO-TOAD!

    1. Re:All Glory To the HYPNO-TOAD! by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

      All Glory To the HYPNO-TOAD! http://r33b.net/

  63. Phelps's daughter's a lawyer by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Lawsuits are a lot cheaper if you're doing the work yourself and not paying a lawyer. They could fly somewhere if they're in a hurry, but driving a camper is probably cheaper and gives you a place to stay, and for the most part they can pick and choose targets for convenience.

    And they can keep winning lawsuits because they keep annoying towns or cops into violating their civil rights or people into punching them or whatever. And if people wise up and stop doing that, the Phelpsies just think of new ways to piss people off.

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    1. Re:Phelps's daughter's a lawyer by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      And they can keep winning lawsuits because they keep annoying towns or cops into violating their civil rights or people into punching them or whatever.

      The point is to stop them from winning. Just delay delay delay. Don't settle. Lawsuits may be cheap to fight, but without the income for years upon years, why fight them?

      Normally lawsuits are all about the money. The other side gives up once it's economical to do so. With a large fund to fight Phelps, the economics of settling go out the window.

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