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After Online Defamation Suit, Dismissal of Malicious Prosecution Claim Upheld

Christoph writes "I'm the Slashdot user who was sued for defamation (and six other claims) by a corporation over negative statements on my website. I prevailed (pro-se) in 2008. The court found the other side forged evidence and lied. In 2009, I sued the other party's lawyers for malicious prosecution/abuse of process (the corporation itself is dissolved/broke). One defendant had stated in writing their client was lying, but the trial court dismissed my claim for lack of evidence. I appealed, and this Tuesday the Minnesota Court of Appeals upheld the dismissal, completely ignoring the defendant's written admission (and other evidence). They further found it was not an abuse of process to sue to 'stop the publication of negative information and opinion.'"

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  1. Okay. by jdpars · · Score: 2, Funny

    That sucks bro. And?

    1. Re:Okay. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And it has far reaching implications.

      They further found it was not an abuse of process to sue to 'stop the publication of negative information and opinion.'"

      That line alone shows that they basically see suing people as a way to stop free speech - and that it should be allowed, even if the law isn't technically on their side. Basically, abusing the system to get people to stop saying things you don't like is considered legal.

      Can you imagine how many people have been in a situation like Chris, but haven't had the money to go into a legal battle with them?

      It sucks indeed.

    2. Re:Okay. by jdpars · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People with lawyers use the system to hurt those who have no lawyers. News at 11.

    3. Re:Okay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And it has far reaching implications.

      They further found it was not an abuse of process to sue to 'stop the publication of negative information and opinion.'"

      That line alone shows that they basically see suing people as a way to stop free speech - and that it should be allowed, even if the law isn't technically on their side. Basically, abusing the system to get people to stop saying things you don't like is considered legal.

      Can you imagine how many people have been in a situation like Chris, but haven't had the money to go into a legal battle with them?

      It sucks indeed.

      IANAL, but why not contact the ACLU? I'd think they'd love to take up this case.

    4. Re:Okay. by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most folks would consider an admission from the court that the court is a venue for the rich to abuse the poor news. We already know it to be true, but for a judge to admit it sure seems like news.

      They further found it was not an abuse of process to sue to 'stop the publication of negative information and opinion.'"

      That looks pretty clear to me.

    5. Re:Okay. by jdpars · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But the court didn't admit that the rich were abusing the poor. The court decided that the events that occurred did not constitute negative information and opinion in the legal sense. It did not decide, however, that the plaintiffs were wrong for filing. The end. No significant precedent set.

    6. Re:Okay. by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Exactly, together with the undeniable fact that suing and being sued costs big money, it spells out that the law is the instrument of control of those who can afford to wield it.

      All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

      People opposed to the system are usually labeled subversive, but they are instead opposing, ignoring, or getting in the way. The real subversion is what's described in this discussion.

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    7. Re:Okay. by PPH · · Score: 1

      Not so much the suit to stop the speech, but the counter suit for malicious prosecution could be a problem. Remember, lawsuits (whether founded on fact or manufactured evidence) are the bread and butter of the legal business. Making an issue out of malicious prosecution could put a damper on civil suits, cutting into a profitable line of business.

      The courts, after all, are made up of attorneys and have friends still in that business. They have kids to feed. Please! Think of the children!

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    8. Re:Okay. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And it has far reaching implications.

      It's the Minnesota Court of Appeals, not the US Supreme Court. This decision is about as far reaching as the judgements of the Ennis District Court.

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    9. Re:Okay. by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

      Appeal to the SCOTUS!

    10. Re:Okay. by lawnboy5-O · · Score: 1

      Exactly! - the cats out of the bag in a public court, by a (presumably rich) public official, presiding over that very court! I think the discussion is fantastically worthy, and should be brought to the public eye en mass. Let's see the true colors from both sides here... about who is owned, and who owns.

      The truth is - with the fox guarding the hen house in our grande 'ole ways - never has there been a clearer need to massively separate corporate / wealth interests from our government. After all, should it not represent the landscape of America? Its systemic in all three branches and gets only worse everyday.

    11. Re:Okay. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      And it has far reaching implications.

      Not really. All it really means is that the lawyers are looking out for each other. But we already knew that, and, well, there's a reason why they are so universally despised.

      That line alone shows that they basically see suing people as a way to stop free speech - and that it should be allowed, even if the law isn't technically on their side. Basically, abusing the system to get people to stop saying things you don't like is considered legal.

      This, in turn, implies that the law sides with whoever has the most money, which is another well-known fact. Nothing new here either.

      Can you imagine how many people have been in a situation like Chris, but haven't had the money to go into a legal battle with them?

      And since they don't have the money, it doesn't really matter what decision the court would have given some years down the road, now does it?

      It sucks indeed.

      It will always and inevitably suck, as long as both sides need to pay for their own legal expences and they have vastly different resource levels. If you want justice, then pay for all legal expenses of both sides from public funds; if you don't want that, then accept that "he who has the gold makes the rules". There are no third alternatives.

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    12. Re:Okay. by gcatullus · · Score: 1

      The civil courts are NOT a venue for the rich to abuse the poor, but they are a venue for the well lawyered to abuse whomever they want.

      Witness the raft of personal injury, product liability, workplace discrimination, ADA compliance, and bankruptcy cases. In every one of those cases the plaintiff is usually poorer than whom they are suing, BUT their law firm is not. Now granted that every one of those cases needs something however small to get started, but most reasonable people would agree that quite often the "damages" awarded are not at all in proportion to what was suffered. Now this goes both ways, there are tons of people who have been discriminated against or injured or whatever, who haven't gotten their due because they didn't retain the best lawyer. Nothing to do with money, because the lawyer just gets a cut of the reward, nothing from the plaintiff upfront.

    13. Re:Okay. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      "Congress shall make no law" does *not* mean one can say anything one likes without possibly having to face consequences.

      Government might not be allowed to stop you from saying something that will damage me, but if *I* can prove in court that you damaged me without just cause you're still on the hook.

      With great power comes great responsibility and all that.

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    14. Re:Okay. by Christoph · · Score: 1

      I agree completely with your premise. But you can only require another person to stop damaging, false speech -- not demand they refrain from expressing opinion or saying things that are true.

      In this particular case, they were demanding I remove information even if it was true (they wanted me to stop pointing out, accurately, the other side published photos of mine without permission). You also cannot sue over opinion ("there are no false opinions"). As the first judge on the case wrote, they can only demand I remove what they (allege) to be false, but they demanded I make "no speech" about their client...true, false, or opinion. The Court of Appeals has said that's not an abuse of process.

      Under that standard, a politician can sue his opponent for saying he is the better candidate, and face no repercussions for abuse of process.

    15. Re:Okay. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      My point was that the banner of "free speech" is raised far too often in cases/situations where it really doesn't have anything to do with the matter at hand, not so much your case in particular.

      Just a little allergy of mine when it comes to folks constantly entering useless arguments into what is otherwise a useful discussion.

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    16. Re:Okay. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The civil courts are NOT a venue for the rich to abuse the poor, but they are a venue for the well lawyered to abuse whomever they want.

      The correlation of well lawyered to rich is such that it is a true statement in practice.

    17. Re:Okay. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Well then get the law changed and establish the principle in civil court that the loser pays all reasonable court costs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_rule. The application of this rule should quieten things down a bit, whereby the rich, when they know they are going to lose will back off knowing full well rather than being able to target their chosen victim with legal costs all they will do is end up paying both sets of legal fees.

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  2. Corruption by rsborg · · Score: 4, Informative

    Plain and simple.

    We make fun of China and other places, but it seems that our judiciary is now pretty much bought in many places.

    Check out this article on how many businesses see corruption as a barrier to entry to markets.

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    1. Re:Corruption by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's lawyers looking out for their own. It's life.

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    2. Re:Corruption by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Plain and simple.

      We make fun of China and other places, but it seems that our judiciary is now pretty much bought in many places.

      Check out this article on how many businesses see corruption as a barrier to entry to markets.

      In this case it may simply have been incompetence. Seriously. We expect to be able to hold the judiciary to a higher standard, but sometimes it just doesn't work out that way. There's also the fact that he wasn't paying an expensive attorney.

      But ... yeah, when you get right down to it, he was suing lawyers. That's not so easy to do, especially if they have friends (or friends of friends) on the bench. This decision does seem pretty raw, I mean, the other side admitted wrongdoing. Something smells here.

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    3. Re:Corruption by frisket · · Score: 1

      The USA has the best judges money can buy. And a large number of very ignorant or stupid ones as well.

    4. Re:Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He sued the wrong party, simple as that. The corporation should have been the one sued, but he admits that it was broke, so he sued someone with money who was involved in a way. The lawyers weren't under oath at the trial (though perhaps they should be). Quite simply, they didn't do anything illegal. You can argue it should be, but currently it isn't. Case closed.

    5. Re:Corruption by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Something that bothers me about the conspiracy/incompetence dichotomy is that it seems to ignore other possibilities such as run of the mill negligence.

      The net effect of incompetence on the part of the judiciary is much the same as negligence: justice is not done.

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    6. Re:Corruption by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      He sued the wrong party, simple as that. The corporation should have been the one sued, but he admits that it was broke, so he sued someone with money who was involved in a way. The lawyers weren't under oath at the trial (though perhaps they should be). Quite simply, they didn't do anything illegal. You can argue it should be, but currently it isn't. Case closed.

      I wasn't arguing anything, just commenting on the summary. You could argue that I should have RTFA, but I didn't. Case closed.

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    7. Re:Corruption by Christoph · · Score: 1

      The corporation's lawyers filed a sales agreement with the court that was signed by a person who did not exist...obviously forged. That's a criminal offense under Minnesota statue. After the notary public lost his commission for having notarized the forged document, they still did not withdraw the document from evidence because it was forged.

    8. Re:Corruption by the_womble · · Score: 1

      To be fair, he won case itself.Suing the other side's lawyers for malicious prosecution. The courts are, rightly, going to demand more evidence than one note from one lawyer in the firm to make that finding - for one thing, it was easy to sue the other side's lawyers it would be more difficult and expensive for a lot of people to go to court.

      The defendant in the case he won has been dissolved, so he went after the lawyers to try and get something from them instead. It might have been better to go after the people who actually did the lying.

    9. Re:Corruption by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Presenting the forged document is illegal. So the lawyers committed a felony if they knew it was forged. They still may have committed a crime if they reasonable believed it was true. And they did commit a crime if they reasonably believed it was forged. From what was said, they reasonably believed it to be forged, then illegally presented it as evidence. That is a crime and should get them a fine and disbarment. Not that lawyers get disbarred for simple criminal negligence, even if the rules say they should.

    10. Re:Corruption by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Lawyers are *always* under oath. They give one oath when they join the bar, and don't have to give it every time they act in a legal process.

      Quite simply, they didn't do anything illegal.

      Yes, they did. Presenting false documents as evidence is a crime. They are the ones that presented them in court.

    11. Re:Corruption by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Lawyers are *always* under oath. They give one oath when they join the bar, and don't have to give it every time they act in a legal process. Quite simply, they didn't do anything illegal. Yes, they did. Presenting false documents as evidence is a crime. They are the ones that presented them in court.

      There are still questions ... did they do so knowingly, by doing so did they fail to perform due diligence, etc. etc. It seems that nothing is ever as clear-cut as it ought to be.

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  3. Well done! by droopus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Smart move to proceed pro se. I just finished a few years in the feds, paid my attorneys middle six figures total, and they did nothing. Only when I started writing my own civil motions on collateral attack (specifically 28 USC 2255 ) did I get any traction at all. If I had to do it all over, I'd proceed pro se.

    Little tidbit: you are indeed entitled to counsel if you are arrested, while you are in criminal proceedings. But if you lose an appeal, and have to proceed with collateral attack, that is civil and you are NOT entitled to counsel. Many people sit in prison because they have only civil remedies left.

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    1. Re:Well done! by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What the hell were you charged with that your legal bills totaled up to six figures? I got charged with a felony in two different jurisdictions and had to deal with two different cases and my legal bills only came to around $8,000. Granted, we beat it BEFORE trial (thank god for the Grand Jury....) but it would not have accumulated to >$100,000 even if it had gone that far.

      BTW, my lawyer saved my ass. I would not have walked away from my situation without a criminal record if I had tried to do it on my own. Don't trash the whole profession just because you hired a lousy legal team.

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    2. Re:Well done! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Holy crap only $8000? I have spent literally hundreds of thousands of dollars over the past 7 years or so on 3 lawsuits and a handfull of other matters. The last civil case, which almost made it to trial cost me about $100,000 of legal fees.

      Hell, I have a zoning issue that has cost me over $4,000 so far and we are very, very early along that one.

      $250 - $350 an hour adds up mighty fast. It's like a hooker only the only person getting fucked is you.

      How appropriate... the captcha is "lonely".

    3. Re:Well done! by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

      Civil lawsuits can be dragged on longer than criminal ones. I invoked my right to a speedy trial and all that jazz -- there were a handful of court appearances and the Grand Jury testimony. That was it. No discovery, no depositions, no battle of motions. All of those can run up the legal bill pretty fast in a civil trial but aren't as relevant in a criminal trial.

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    4. Re:Well done! by droopus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      $8,000? Damn, that's great. Hey I agree, there are good lawyers, I just was unlucky enough to not know any. I didn't hire a team at all. I had FIVE individual lawyers, one when I was arrested, who I fired when he failed to challenge the search (which was laughable), then another when the feds came for me, and the state dropped the charges. Him I fired after he blew a bail hearing HARD. Fucking moron, he pulled out some forensic psychiatrist who started challenging the case merits in a bail hearing. Asshole got me held without bail in Feds. The AUSA had a field day...he was actually laughing.

      I studied fed law for the four years I did in the feds and if I had known then what I know now, I never would have spent a night in jail. And I don't think my attorneys were stupid, just amoral. Hey, if you can get a guy off for a bad search after a day, you won't earn much. Better to have to "fight" and charge $75k.

      Here's the worst part: I spent almost $300,000, and still plead out. From the Alan Ellis site:

      "Nearly 94% of all federal criminal defendants will plead guilty. Of the remaining 6% who go to trial, as many as 75% will be convicted; thus 97% of all federal criminal defendants will be sentenced. 80% of defendants will receive jail or prison time." If the feds want you, you're theirs.

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    5. Re:Well done! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's like a hooker only the only person getting fucked is you.

      Uhh... Thats exactly like a hooker.

    6. Re:Well done! by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the feds want you, you're theirs.

      Or, they only go after people against whom they have a lot of evidence?

    7. Re:Well done! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anecdotally, that would seem to be the case. A co-worker sat on a federal grand jury for a year. The feds bring EVERYTHING before the grand jury, even routine shit like immigration cases. A GJ hearing is only required for "capital or otherwise infamous crimes" per the Constitution so they don't have to, it is just how they work. He said they were always extremely well prepared, and the GJ handed out the indictments in every case. In almost every case he said he felt there was sufficient evidence had he been in trial he would have voted to convict (GJ has much lower standards of evidence needed). He said there were only one or two cases where he had any doubt about the person's guilt, and there was still enough evidence to return the indictment.

      Now of course that doesn't mean all federal offices everywhere are the same, this is just anecdotal, but it is fairly compelling. It seemed they only brought things to trial when they were damn sure.

      Part of the reason is that there just isn't a lot that ends up being a federal crime. They don't deal with a lot of the little shit, the "he said, she said" stuff you see in county courts. Most of their non-immigration cases tend to be much bigger, more involved, cases and thus have mountains of evidence. The immigration ones, well those are always clear cut: "Is the person a citizen? If not are they a resident alien? If not do they have legal permission to be in the country? If not then they are breaking the law and can be deported."

      While I agree we want to carefully watch for abuses of the system and people being railroaded or forced to plead to things they didn't do, I don't see a high conviction/plea rate as a bad thing on the face of it. To me it could well indicate that they do their job, that innocent people, or even people who might be guilty but you aren't sure, are not charged. They only tend to bring charges when they are very sure. That is how it should work. People shouldn't be charged with a crime unless the prosecutor is sure they are guilty.

    8. Re:Well done! by coryking · · Score: 1

      Your sig. Sneakers. Nice. :-)

    9. Re:Well done! by Nyder · · Score: 1

      What the hell were you charged with that your legal bills totaled up to six figures? I got charged with a felony in two different jurisdictions and had to deal with two different cases and my legal bills only came to around $8,000. Granted, we beat it BEFORE trial (thank god for the Grand Jury....) but it would not have accumulated to >$100,000 even if it had gone that far.

      BTW, my lawyer saved my ass. I would not have walked away from my situation without a criminal record if I had tried to do it on my own. Don't trash the whole profession just because you hired a lousy legal team.

      How do you know you needed a lawyer? Since you choose to pay for one, you don't know if a public defender would of been good enough, or if you would of been fine defending yourself.

      that trial could of ended up a mistrial, or a number of things. You won't know because you didn't choose to go that way.

      Don't make assumptions on stuff you actually have no idea because you choose not to do it that way.

      Now if you said, "I probably would of ended up with a criminal record had I not paid for a lawyer" that would be acceptable. But you didn't.

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    10. Re:Well done! by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Anecdotally, that would seem to be the case. A co-worker sat on a federal grand jury for a year....

      I'm sorry, what does your co-worker have to do with this, besides sitting on a federal grand jury for a year (didn't the jury get tired of your co-worker sitting on them?).

      Also, did he get paid for that year and did he get his job back at the end of the year?

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    11. Re:Well done! by Schmorgluck · · Score: 1

      I don't know how it is enforced in the USA, but by your statements your attorneys perpetrated severe violations of their professional responsibility.

      Have you done or considered doing something about it? Legal malpractice can be punished, and IMHO should be as often as possible. Y'know, to push the suckers out of the profession.

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    12. Re:Well done! by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      I don't see a high plea rate as a bad thing on the face of it

      It can be.

      Think of it this way: You're in their spotlight for A. You haven't done A, but they are also piling on B through Z (which you also haven't done).

      They now tell you that if you plead guilty to $A, you only have to spend 6 months in jail. But if you decided to go to court, not only will they go for A through Z, but they will also aim to get you to serve consecutively.

      A quick check shows you that if you only get done for the lowest ranking infraction only, you will now do a minimum of 12 months in prison with good behaviour. The highest carries a maximum of 25 years.

      Moreover your attorney informs you that such a trial will last a minimum of 9 months, during which the DA will insist that you remain in custody (you being a flight risk due to that 25 year thing). So now you're looking at spending 9 months behind bars anyway - a time during which you won't have an income, but your attorney's fees will easily hit 100,000 dollars (which you don't have). If you plead out, it'll only be 5,000 dollars (which you do have).

      Now you're looking at a very skewed cost/benefit analysis. Even if you are 99% certain that you can be acquitted on each single indictment, you are now looking at a 23% likelihood that you will be convicted of a minimum of one of these counts, in which case you will have paid an extra 95,000 dollars and will spend more time in prison (even with time served).

      77% chance for 95,000 dollars might be worth it, even if there's a 23% chance you'll spend a long time behind bars.

      Suppose you're only 95% certain you can get each charge dropped/dismissed/found not guilty - now you're looking at 73% chance of being convicted of a minimum of one count. 90% chance to get each charge dropped/dismissed/found not guilty still gives the DA a whopping 93% chance of landing at least one conviction.

      I'm not saying that this is how it works in every case, but the cost/benefit analysis can very easily be skewed in the 'I didn't do it, but I'll plead guilty anyway' direction.

    13. Re:Well done! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Federal grand juries meet only once every other week. It isn't a full time job.

  4. Judges used to be lawyers by goodmanj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problem is, you tried to sue a laywer. The funny thing about judges: they used to be lawyers. You remember that old joke claiming that sharks don't eat lawyers out of "professional courtesy"? Same goes for judges. You can sue a doctor, a corporation, or your ex-wife, fine, but if you sue a laywer the entire legal profession closes ranks and roots for the home team.

    1. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      The problem is, you tried to sue a laywer. The funny thing about judges: they used to be lawyers. You remember that old joke claiming that sharks don't eat lawyers out of "professional courtesy"? Same goes for judges. You can sue a doctor, a corporation, or your ex-wife, fine, but if you sue a laywer the entire legal profession closes ranks and roots for the home team.

      Yes. The Thin Armani Line.

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    2. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by DCFusor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Rats, you beat me to it. That's about how it works in reality. Or, you can get "busted" with such lousy evidence that by the time you and your lawyer get to court -- it's been decided to "null pros" it -- just like it never happened. Can you then recover your legal expenses? No. Do you get anything for living in fear that you're going to jail (and your family starve) for a felony for months while they hem and haw and put things off, meanwhile demanding you show up multiple times to find out you're "continued" -- sometimes being picked up by cops, and put in handcuffs again when a phone call would have sufficed to get you there? No.

      Can you then sue them for all this? GoodLuckWithThat. If a private firm broke that many laws, and caused you that much hassle and pain, you'd maybe not expect them to go to jail, but you could at least sue them and have a decent shot.

      Of course the (other) golden rule applies. Had I rooted even one box, I'd be in a lot more hurt than say, anyone at Sony, right?

      If corporations are legally people, and have "free speech" -- why don't we treat them like people ALL THE WAY -- things like the death penalty for heinous crimes, limited lifespans, jail time for officers (the buck should stop [i]somewhere[/i]), all the rest, when they do wrong? That's the problem.

      System broken.

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    3. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      The problem is, you tried to sue a lawyer.

      I think lawyers suing other lawyers is a great idea. Their cases could burn up 100% of the court capacity. Then they would be so busy suing themselves, that they would leave the rest of us alone in peace.

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    4. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by Grond · · Score: 5, Interesting

      but if you sue a laywer the entire legal profession closes ranks and roots for the home team.

      Patently untrue. Case in point: legal malpractice suits, which are common and involve a lot of money: $4 billion per year back in 1995. I assure you it's more today.

      To the extent this guy got screwed it was because he tried to handle his case pro se. Just one little example of his mistakes: "The fact that I prevailed on all seven counts while representing myself in court pro-se further suggests they lacked probable cause." Whether someone is representing themselves or are represented by counsel is generally immaterial in Minnesota, as in most jurisdictions. "Pro se litigants are generally held to the same standards as attorneys." Heinsch v. Lot 27, Block 1 For's Beach, 399 N.W.2d 107, 109 (Minn. App. 1987).

      Anyway, this is kind of a silly post for Slashdot. The plaintiff's appeals are not exhausted. He can make a motion for a rehearing, a rehearing en banc, and appeal to the Minnesota Supreme Court.

    5. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by Christoph · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I had lawyers represent me, I lost 50% of the time. When I represented myself, I've won about 7 out of 8 cases. Plus, I save $100,000 or so in legal fees. At times, the attorneys and judges were less familiar with the law than me, since I'm devoting myself to one area of law, and one case, while they have many.

      And I did have several lawyers advise me. I just didn't have them write my briefs or make oral argument (represent me on the record).

    6. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by Grond · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I had lawyers represent me, I lost 50% of the time. When I represented myself, I've won about 7 out of 8 cases.

      You realize that proves nothing, right? Those were presumably different cases, so you're comparing apples and oranges. It could well be that the cases you took pro se would've been won with a lawyer and that the 50% of cases you lost with a lawyer would've been lost pro se. It could also be you had crappy lawyers.

      At times, the attorneys and judges were less familiar with the law than me, since I'm devoting myself to one area of law, and one case, while they have many.

      The judges would be less familiar with the law whether you were represented or not. Were the attorneys representing your or other side? Unless they were representing you, that's only to your benefit. If they were representing you, then you had crappy attorneys.

      Plus, I save $100,000 or so in legal fees.

      But lose the ability to sue for malpractice if you screw up. That's a big part of why people pay for an attorney: liability shifting.

      Anyway, kudos for largely succeeding when representing yourself, but let's not pretend for a moment that it's a sound strategy for most or even many people. Statistically it is a terrible idea.

      As I said, this is a silly post. People rarely get everything they want from litigation, your appeals are far from exhausted, and you won the bulk of the actual case anyway. Why did this merit a post on Slashdot?

    7. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      Yes. The Thin Armani Line.

      Really more of a pinstripe, actually.

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    8. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by Christoph · · Score: 1

      I understand and partially agree with your reply, except that part about it being a silly post. But you are entitled to your opinion, and I completely respect your right to express it.

    9. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      For God's sake allow me my jaded cynicism! This is Slashdot!

    10. Re:Judges used to be lawyers by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yes. The Thin Armani Line.

      Really more of a pinstripe, actually.

      True, but pinstripe doesn't imply "lots and lots of money", it just says "gangster", really.

      Okay, I stand corrected.

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  5. It's really hard to win malicious prosecution by gurps_npc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Judges don't want the loser of every case suing for it.

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    1. Re:It's really hard to win malicious prosecution by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Judges don't want the loser of every case suing for it.

      Ain't that the truth.

      In California there is a provision of the Civil Code of Procedure, Section 473(b) which permits a mandatory vacation of default of dismissal which results from attorney fault. If the attorney really screws up, the Court must grant this. The decisions of this is so that it reduces litigation that results from attorney malpractice.

    2. Re:It's really hard to win malicious prosecution by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      And people possibly and Justice for sure want lawyers who may have cheated to be put in the place of the accused, because they don't respect the system that feeds'em.

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    3. Re:It's really hard to win malicious prosecution by Christoph · · Score: 1

      Agreed, ain't that the truth. At the same time, there is such a thing as a bogus case. What is the "check" on lawyers who take such cases, victimizing innocent defendants? The ONLY real check is a subsequent lawsuit for malicious prosecution. If there was no fear of such lawsuits, a lawyer can take very comer, swear he has a case, and bring a lawsuit for "looking at me wrong at church".

      How about rapists sue their victims for speaking up? If the rapist has $60,000, should lawyers be able to take the case without fear of loosing all that money to a malicious prosecution lawsuit by the victims? How about Mike Nifong? He's being sued for bring a bogus case.

  6. Further evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That Jefferson was right.

    I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.

  7. Appelate courts don't consider evidence... by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...when hearing appeals in civil cases. They consider only errors of law.

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    1. Re:Appelate courts don't consider evidence... by droopus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Absolutely true, but that IMO allows extreme use of precedential law. I was arrested for something that did not involve the US in any way, nor any citizen or federal commerce. When I finally (three years later) was heard by my judge on my 2255 she did two things:

      1) Cited Gonzalez v Raich a 2005 medical marijuana case decided by the SCOTUS. In it they say: "In assessing the scope of Congress’ Commerce Clause authority, the Court need not determine whether respondents’ activities, taken in the aggregate, substantially affect interstate commerce in fact, but only whether a “rational basis” exists for so concluding."

      In other words, if the court can "rationally decide" (a distinctly subjective thing) that something MIGHT affect commerce, the case can absolutely be federal. So, she decided that my offense was federal because it MIGHT affect commerce.

      2) Appeal to the Circuit, right? This is a slam-dunk. Nope. To proceed, the District judge must issue a Certificate of Appealability (COA). My judge decided that no Constitutional issue existed, and therefore chose not to issue a COA. I did appeal to the circuit for the COA, but apparently, if the district judge says no Constitutional issue exists, then it doesn't. Nothing for them to consider. Motion denied. Off you go then, there's a good lad.

      So, sure, they only consider errors of law. Subjectively.

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    2. Re:Appelate courts don't consider evidence... by Grond · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is not accurate at all. Appellate courts often review findings of fact, although they are reluctant to disturb factual findings, especially findings by a jury. To reflect this, there are different standards of review for matters of law and matters of fact. The usual standard for review of factual findings in Minnesota is the "clearly erroneous" standard. "Findings of fact shall not be set aside unless clearly erroneous, and due regard shall be given to the opportunity of the trial court to judge the credibility of the witnesses." Minn. R. Civ. P. 52.01. But make no mistake: appellate courts can and do review evidence.

      This kind of fundamental error, which was made by the poster and the 3 people who modded up the post, is why representing yourself is such a bad idea.

    3. Re:Appelate courts don't consider evidence... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Fact and law are what make courts go round, if you fudge it you have no one else but yourself to blame.

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    4. Re:Appelate courts don't consider evidence... by Christoph · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Minnesota, they consider the application of law to facts. If a case is dismissed on summary judgment for lack of a genuine dispute, they consider whether the facts on the record amount to a material dispute or not.

      One potential error of law they did not speak to: one of the claims against me was dismissed as "purely speculative".
      Is that ruling by the first court sufficient, under the law, for me to go to trial on a claim it lacked probable cause? If not, then probable cause includes "pure speculation".

  8. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not entitled to what I want... WAHHHHH

    Huh? He got screwed by a criminal corporation and a gang of corrupt attorneys. He's "entitled" to some redress for what they put him through. Do you have a problem with that?

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  9. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by brachiator · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Looks like the OP settled with the non-lawyers early on the MP claims. What result there?

    As for the lawyers, the sole piece of evidence the OP seems to have presented that the lawyers knew their clients were lying is a late-October 2007 note. This note was written well after the trial commenced. It doesn't indicate that the lawyers knew or had reason to know from jump-street that the clients were lying. It indicates only (if anything) that perhaps they were not aggressive enough in doing fact investigation or in terminating the litigation already underway.

    Am I missing something? If not, the courts' decisions appear to be decent.

  10. Re:Cry some more please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He screwed himself by not hiring a lawyer. Defending pro-se is one thing, attempting to prosecute the same way is naive at best and dangerous at worst.

  11. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Am I missing something?

    Yes. This is Slashdot, and we don't much like judges who reach decisions that our cursory inspection of the article summary find wanting.

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  12. Judge got it right. by Spazmania · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lawyers aren't just allowed to believe their client, they're one or two hairs short of being required to. To be guilty of malicious prosecution, they'd have to have conspired with your particular nemesis to fabricate the case knowing full well there was no case. Except for factual claim #28 against Vladimir Kazaryan, none of your alleged facts, if found to be true, would support a finding of malicious prosecution. And you lose that one because count 5 (aiding and abetting malicious prosecution) only works if you can first prove that there was a malicious prosecution.

    I hate to tell you this but the judge got it right: "Appellants complaint did not set forth claims of abuse of process and vicarious liability for which relief could be granted."

    You should have tried something like, "[lawyer] could not have reasonably believed in the existence of Zubitskiy after [date] but failed to promptly terminate the case." The lawyer is both entitled and expected to believe his client, at least until the client's claim becomes utterly non-credible.

    Sucks to be falsely sued. I know from first-hand experience. But you can't bust the lawyer for doing his job representing the client.

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    1. Re:Judge got it right. by Christoph · · Score: 1

      Not true. Even if you believe your client, you must have evidence. The client in this case admitted, under oath, he had no personal knowledge and no evidence (to back up his contention that "Zubitskiy" created the photo). But the lawyers did NOT believe his statement he had no evidence, like you say they should believe their client, and stop the litigation.

      The claim of unjust enrichment against me was not based on ANY testimony from the client, and was dismissed as "purely speculative". Is pure speculation "probable cause"?

    2. Re:Judge got it right. by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Friend, when you stepped from defending to prosecuting, you needed better legal counsel.

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  14. What and When??? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    The question is what they knew and when.

    Did they knowingly make the false representations to the Court?

    It is hard for a malicious prosecution type of action unless you can show when they knew it, when they used to false
    information. They can always fall back on, well we believed the lying client.

    1. Re:What and When??? by Christoph · · Score: 1

      There is an exception if the client's story is an obvious falsehood. And that's a fact question for a jury. If I tell you I didn't steal this photo from your website, I bought if for $850 in cash from a Russian-speaking stranger I met only once in a sauna...and by the way, there is no trace he ever existed on the face of this earth...could a reasonable jury find that is an "obvious falsehood"?

      If a reasonable jury could agree that's an obvious falsehood, I am allowed to proceed to trial (under the law). Everyone now agrees the story is a lie -- what changed? There is no new evidence, it's just as bogus when first told as it is today.

  15. So SLAPP is legal? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    We need laws against SLAPP(strategic lawsuit against public participation). The courts are not for silencing your critics.

    1. Re:So SLAPP is legal? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Minnesota has some. Perhaps he should have filed his countersuit using those. He should fire his lawyer if he didn't suggest that. Oh... wait...

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    2. Re:So SLAPP is legal? by Christoph · · Score: 1

      I brought an anit-SLAPP motion. I did so as a motion to dismiss in 2007. Unfortunately, Minnesota's anti-SLAPP statute only applies to speech aimed at favorable government action. I argued my website sought, in part, others to join me in a complaint with the Minnesota Department of Commerce. Judge Montgomery ruled from the bench the anti-SLAPP statute didn't apply. Paying a lawyer $5,000 to do that for me would not have changed anything.

  16. Re:Judge got it right. Oh Really? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    If the lawyers admitted that they knew that their client was lying and continued the case after that point how can you not have a finding that they aided and abetted in the fraud?

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  18. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Naive for expecting the legal system to actually be concerned about the law and dangerous to lawyers that are mostly nothing more than copy/paste artists that think they deserve to get paid $15 an hour to tell the paralegals what to do.

    I'm guessing you meant $150 an hour. It's the paralegals that make the fifteen.

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  19. Not too surprised by RingDev · · Score: 1

    He has to prove that the lawyers had ill intent for him. Defending their client, even while knowing he is lying, isn't against the rules, it just opens them up to the liability. But if they were pushing the issue because it allowed them to hurt the OP, then yeah, the should be held accountable.

    It's a gray area. And as such, I would expect most judges (being judicially conservative) would error on the side of the defendant.

    That, and by siding with the lower court's dismissal, it saves them the hassle of a trial over the appeal, a retrial of the issue, and a whole lot of paper work. Having been in a similar situation, where the judge told me "I am not familiar with the laws you have cited, so I'm going to side with the State," I have no belief that Judges are different from any other group of employees. There are always some looking to do the least amount of work for their 8 hour shift.

    Never underestimate the lazy man's desire to do nothing.

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    1. Re:Not too surprised by offsides · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He has to prove that the lawyers had ill intent for him. Defending their client, even while knowing he is lying, isn't against the rules, it just opens them up to the liability. But if they were pushing the issue because it allowed them to hurt the OP, then yeah, the should be held accountable.

      Um, the trick is that the lawyers in question weren't defending anyone - they were representing the plaintiff in an attempt to win money/concessions from the defendant. And while a defense attorney is supposed to defend their client to the best of their ability, even they aren't allowed to outright lie to the court about something they know to be false.

      That being said, I'm not sure if the OP would have prevailed at trial, but cases are supposed to be dismissed either because of facts that are not in dispute, or rules of law that require the case to be dismissed. If the only issue is that the facts are in dispute, that the whole purpose of a trial.

      My biggest issue with this ruling is the judges statement that attempting to suppress protected speech is a legitimate use of the courts. This very much sounds to me like a legal maneuver to "protect" the interests of the lawyers by a) not acknowledging that they did something wrong and b) not taking away a source of revenue by discouraging lawyers from taking cases where they know their client is in the wrong...

  20. Ditto abuse of process by davecb · · Score: 1
    For similar reasons, courts interpret abuse of process narrowly, to what I'd consider using the court to threaten or abuse. Laying a charge or commencing a suit without proper evidence isn't enough: defrauding the court into issuing an unjustified order arguably would be in Canada.

    If it were political speech, various states and provinces set a lower bar, and will dismiss "SLAPP" suits with costs against.

    Repeated attempts to use legal processing to threaten, harass or abuse tend to get responded to, and the archaic charge of barratry can be laid.

    I don't know what fits in the gap between, where you are. Something with "fraudulent misrepresentation" in it, perhaps? I suspect you need at least a part-time lawyer to do a bit of research on what to claim.

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  21. Here's what I said last time by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Who gives a shit. Chris runs a stock photos website. His business model is entirely money for jam and if ya can't get it, sue. Did you read the part of the judgment where it outlines the monetary demands and legal threats Chris made? This is classic stand-over copyright tactics and all these slashtards are applauding it because Chris has presented himself as being the little guy who took on the big corporation and won.

    My opinion stands.. you're a copyright troll. If it wasn't for copyright law, no-one would ever give you a dime. That's the definition of non-fair trade to me.

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    1. Re:Here's what I said last time by dangitman · · Score: 1

      My opinion stands.. you're a copyright troll. If it wasn't for copyright law, no-one would ever give you a dime. That's the definition of non-fair trade to me.

      So, it's perfectly OK for someone to take his work, claim it as their own (plagiarism), lie about it, and then sue him when he tries to do something about it? And then you call him (the victim) a troll? You claim that he is the one guilty of unfair actions? WTF?

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    2. Re:Here's what I said last time by Christoph · · Score: 3, Informative

      I allow free non-commercial use of my photos. I recently authorized a non-profit in Europe to use photos I took at factories in China to raise awareness of harsh factory conditions. They were difficult photos to shoot, and I authorized use free of charge. I have provided images to non-profits at no charge every time I'm asked.

      I object only to commercial, for-profit, advertising use of my photos without paying me the standard market rate. It might be like going after pirates who sell DVDs of a movie for profit, but granting permission for all other, non-commercial use.

      Somehow I don't think that will affect your position, but I think it's relevant to the issue you raised.

    3. Re:Here's what I said last time by osgeek · · Score: 1

      What he does has value. If it didn't, no one would copy his photos. So rather than paying him for his efforts, you denigrate him for trying to make a living doing something that others obviously value? I mean, it's not like he's a big media company trying to use copyright law to beat the hell out of music downloading single mothers while not paying the musicians through corrupt accounting practices.

      This guy is a one man show who is doing something positive that he expects to be paid for. Not paying him for his photos is like not paying a teacher for showing up every day to teach our kids, or not paying a software developer to write some company's for-profit code.

      The world your philosophy would build is very dark and sad. I don't think you realize who the actual troll is in this discussion.

  22. Thank you for a good summary by noidentity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank you for summarizing things, but not injecting your opinion or cute sarcastic remarks about the companies involved. Slashdot needs more neutral summaries like this.

  23. Re:Missing the point. by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    What? It just shows what we already knew: any idiot can sue for copyright infringement and win.. the law is totally stacked in favor of the copyright holder.

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  24. Did you make any money? by billybob_jcv · · Score: 1

    You were awarded $19,462 Did that cover the costs of this litigation? Yes, I know you were pro se, but I'll also bet you could have been taking a lot of photos during the time you were researching and writing briefs...

    1. Re:Did you make any money? by Christoph · · Score: 1

      I spent about $7,000 in legal fees for advice on procedure, and estimate my lost income at $35,000. So no, I lost about $20,000. I could have avoided that by simply taking down the web page I was sued over. I have lost that money because I take the first amendment seriously.

  25. What can you do..? by Lanir · · Score: 1

    Just curious, but did the ruling happen to have any language that would keep you from doing the same sorts of web exposure for this case and all involved as you did to the original corporation? I mean, it pissed them off enough to engage in a stupid lawsuit, maybe it'll annoy the judge and the lawyers too.

  26. Re:Context... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

    Prevailing is not relevant, it happens AFTER the abuse. Asing the law and mobilizing judges, jury, etcetera for any other purpose than obtaining justice means the damage is already done. And What about bankrupting the opponent even before prevailing? And what about real crimes that will go unpunished because judges and corporations are suing 14 years old?

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  27. you sir, have acted the damn fool by Dever · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    What the hell were you charged with that your legal bills totaled up to six figures?
    he would have likely told you if it was meant to be any of your business. to be blunt, perhaps something serious. not an 8000 issue, in other words. (mea culpa, assumption)

    i'd recommend you charge up to someone with a "what criminal charge were you charged with?@!" and see whay that gets ya in Real Life. Results may vary.

    what did you get charged with anyway, and when? felonious ass-hattery on both sides of your mothers basement door?

    Don't trash the whole profession just because you hired a lousy legal team.
    he didn't.

    innocent until proven guilty takes on non subtle shades of new meaning when the six figures (yeah, i was there once. no, its not your fucking business why exactly.) pile up in the middle of that statement.

    as a courtesy to your need to be authoritative on something, a spelling error has been inserted for you to find and correct, have a nice day son.

    heh heh, your mother...

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  28. Re:Judge got it right. Oh Really? by Spazmania · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, you misunderstand. The case wasn't dismissed because of evidence, it was dismissed because if all of the factual claims were proven to be 100% true they wouldn't add up to malicious prosecution.

    Second, check the timeline. The note was written 10/27/2007 by the head of the law firm, not the particular lawyer. Nearly all the claims had been dismissed months earlier and the rest of the case ended the following week. Even if you were to conclude that the lawyer could not have reasonably believed the client following the note, the case was over! There was no more prosecution!

    The OP probably has a decent tort against this Kazaryan fellow, since he was (allegedly) found to have participated in manufacturing the case. Libel or something, I don't know exactly the right tort. But the OP went after the folks with deep pockets instead.

    I can't say I blame him for wanting to be paid but you don't get to go after the lawyers for doing their jobs.

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  29. Re:Tough Call by Grond · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm an attorney, and I agree. If attorneys could rely on "professional courtesy" they wouldn't each pay thousands of dollars per year in malpractice premiums. There's no lack of legal malpractice suits, but I would say that attorney discipline, including disbarment, doesn't happen often enough. Just look at how long it took Jack Thompson to get disbarred.

  30. Re:Context... by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yup. The problem is that the legal system has gotten way out of hand.

    In theory the way it is supposed to work is that two parties with a disagreement go to court, and the court decides who is in the wrong. Maybe the person in the wrong gets punished by the court via damages of some kind depending on the nature of the dispute.

    The problem is that today simply going to court is effectively punishment, and the actual damages are just outrageous quite often. Courts do not value the time of participants, and a trial takes many hours of preparation and motion practice let alone showing up in court. The result is that simply being named in a suit is finacially ruinous. Even going pro se doesn't help a great deal, as it takes countless hours that you aren't paid for to go to trial. It might also cost you your job. If you go pro se you could end up messing up and paying sanctions for the other side's legal expenses. Oh, but if the other side messes up they won't pay for your legal bills since you don't have any, and your time is considered worthless since you aren't an attorney. When it comes to scheduling the opposing counsel can point out to the court various conflicts with other litigation that they need to pursue and the court will respect this, but the court will care little for a pro se defendant's other commitments, since they aren't court-related.

    They really need to switch to a system where legal costs are balanced. Courts should stipulate a budget for each side, and the court pays the expenses of all counsel. It will be illegal to pay a lawyer, and lawyers cannot parter with other services/etc as a way to get money in the back door. Lawyers will work for the court, and not for parties themselves, essentially. Then, after the trial the entire cost of the trial becomes one of the matters at issue and the loser generally pays. Oh, wealthy plaintiffs will have to put up security in advance.

    With such a system neither side can out-lawyer the other as the legal budgets of both sides are fixed and equal. Poor defendants are not subject to death-by-process either.

  31. Re:Context... by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually thinking about it there might be a way to fix this broken system. simply have BOTH SIDES forced to use public defender style lawyers, and if the corp wants better then they have to pay into a fund that half the money goes to opposing council thus insuring that neither side can just use "hired thugs" to overpower the other. After all the courts have ruled money is speech, so it should be only fair that in a court of law BOTH sides get free speech, yes? Because as it is now the law is a bad joke. The rich can do anything to anyone and short of taking the law into their own hands the poor have NO redress, simply because the rich can afford to drag a case on for decades.

    I have seen this in action when a local ISP was screwed out of their backbone access by a big corp who basically said "Don't like it? Just try to sue us" and they were told by their lawyer "Oh no doubt you'll win, but it'll take a decade and cost a million and a half just in lawyers fees". Needless to say they just gave up their ISP and walked away. And THAT is the power the law has given the multicorps with this broken system today. You don't like competition? Well then just bury any startups in so much legal bullshit they can't even breath and will be forced to spend all their money on the courts.

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  32. Re:Cry some more please by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    My kingdom for a mod point... but alas I have none... Oh, no kingdom either...
    Sorry if I got anyone's hopes up there.
    You are being kind saying that trying to sue someone sans lawyer is at best naive.
    Judges used to be... (drum roll)... LAWYERS!!!

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  33. Gives me hope by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

    Perhaps those malicious pests at Allen and Overy will stop hassling me about my article, Long live the Streisand effect.

  34. Re:oh, i get it by itsenrique · · Score: 1

    Why -1? This is right on.

  35. Re:Tough Call by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But chalking decisions like this up to "professional courtesy" or a broken legal system is overhasty.

    That might be the case but it is hard to have confidence in a system where the lawyers police themselves. Would you be happy going to a doctor if you knew that, no matter how badly he might mess up a treatment, you would only be successful in suing him if a panel of other doctors agreed he had mistreated you? If it is fine for lawyers to police themselves then how about all the other professions as well?

  36. Re:Tough Call by dcollins · · Score: 5, Informative

    "In the end, lawyers are held responsible for their--and even their clients'--actions all the time. We get fined, suspended, disbarred, held liable, and otherwise disciplined on a regular basis. Does it happen often enough? Sometimes I doubt that."

    For criminal prosecutors, as I understand it, not remotely often enough. Need some more of that:

    "Significantly, of the 4,741 public disciplinary actions reported in the California State Bar Journal from January 1997 to September 2009, only ten involved prosecutors, and only six of these were for conduct in the handling of a criminal case. That means that the State Bar publicly disciplined only one percent of the prosecutors in the 600 cases in which the courts found prosecutorial misconduct and NCIP researchers identified the prosecutor."

    http://thecrimereport.org/2010/10/04/justice-on-trial/

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  37. Re:Tough Call by sdguero · · Score: 1

    But chalking decisions like this up to "professional courtesy" or a broken legal system is overhasty.

    Don't fool yourself, the system is broken. It's broken bad.

    Patents, Blagojevich, DUIs, family law, OJ, cops, big-pharma, it just goes on and on. Taking things to court means little chance of justice. Our courts have become just another tool of the rich and powerful.

  38. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Naive for expecting the legal system to actually be concerned about the law and dangerous to lawyers that are mostly nothing more than copy/paste artists that think they deserve to get paid $15 an hour to tell the paralegals what to do.

    On the other hand, I'm reminded of this story (there are many variations):

    There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.

    Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion dollar machines.

    They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past.

    The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is." The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again.

    The company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service.

    They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges. The engineer responded briefly:

    "One chalk mark $1. Knowing where to put it $49,999"


    Granted, most attorneys do make heavy use of boilerplate, but then again, most legal tasks are entirely routine. In any event, you're paying a professional for both his knowledge of the law, and knowing how to apply it to your situation. I know what you're saying and it's often true: many attorneys do milk the system. But I have lawyers in my family, and number them among my friends. Not all lawyers are crooks, most are honest and earn their keep.

    I would say a more correct complaint would be towards a legal system that requires attorneys to be such an integral part of our lives. That wasn't always the case, but as the law has increased in complexity and overall retardedness, the need for a competent lawyer to navigate it's intricacies is frequently a necessity.

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  39. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    to navigate it's intricacies

    Dammit, I hate it when I do that.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  40. Re:Cry some more please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My kingdom for a mod point... but alas I have none... Oh, no kingdom either... Sorry if I got anyone's hopes up there. You are being kind saying that trying to sue someone sans lawyer is at best naive. Judges used to be... (drum roll)... LAWYERS!!!

    Yes, well, when they put on those robes and pick up that gavel, they're supposed to magically become utterly impartial and incorruptible paragons of logic, reason, and compassion.

    Yeah, or something like that.

  41. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Naive for expecting the legal system to actually be concerned about the law and dangerous to lawyers that are mostly nothing more than copy/paste artists that think they deserve to get paid $15 an hour to tell the paralegals what to do.

    As an aside, I've generally had a harder time trying to find a car mechanic who is both honest and competent, than I have had in finding a decent attorney.

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  42. Re:Why is this on slashdot? by rewarp · · Score: 1

    If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours. -- Clarence Day

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  43. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by Son+of+Byrne · · Score: 1

    Self deprecation is apparently no longer funny. That is telling of this site...

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  44. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by Christoph · · Score: 3, Informative

    The other party claimed I did not create the photo I had a copyright registration for, and his attorneys claimed the real owner was a man the client met in a sauna and paid $850 in cash. This mystery seller had no address, no phone number, and was completely untraceable. When I subpoenaed the phone company for any unlisted phone number for this man, "Micheal Zubitskiy", the other side's lawyers tried to quash the subpoena. This is called "willful ignorance" under the law. The federal judge in the case ruled there was "no credible evidence to support the belief that Zubitskiy existed".

    If you bring a suit with no evidence, no personal knowledge of who created the photo, no basis to deny the other party's legal title of ownership, you lack "probable cause". If you didn't know if at first, they had 2.5 years to figure it out. Even after the notary lost his commission for notarizing the fraudulent sales agreement with Zubitskiy, they did not drop their claim he was a real person.

  45. Re:oh, i get it by MichaelKristopeit167 · · Score: 2, Funny
    this site has been infested by marketeers that pass on lies and technological untruths. i make it a point to point out this continuing stagnation... the members of said groups manipulate the karma system of this site to attempt to silence me.

    why -!? simple...

    slashdot = stagnated

  46. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit168 · · Score: 1
    i create new accounts because i CAN create new accounts.

    why do you cower? what are you afraid of?

    you're completely pathetic.

  47. Re:Context... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It would be nice if we could just say, "well, obviously this corporation could not possible have believed it would prevail on the merits, and was just throwing money at the problem, so that's clearly abuse of process," but the standard of proof for intent is yet another obstacle that brings with it a host of other problems.

    We can say that, and indeed had he done so he probably would have prevailed at trial. The problem is that the people he should have sued--the corporation, ie, the people who actually lied--were bankrupt and he didn't feel it worth the time to sue them. He's probably right. But rather than go "this sucks but there's nothing I can do," he instead decided to look around for somebody who did have some money he could sue for and he went after their lawyers.

    Now you have an entirely different ballgame. Not because of some "judges protect lawyers" conspiracy, but because you're now suing a tangential party. Lawyers are their clients' advocates and they operate on an assumption of good faith. Proving the client lied is not enough; now he has to prove the lawyers knew, when they knew, and that they then acted in bad faith to the courts by continuing the case either without informing the respondent or by continuing a case that no longer had merit with the lies exposed -- all of which are tricky.

    He knows he sued the wrong people, he says as much in the summary when he mentions the corporation went bankrupt. He just seems to believe that their wrongdoing was also their lawyers' and is acting like a petulant child when two separate courts disagreed with him. What happened to him sucks. The fact that somebody can get away with it because he did it from behind the veil of a corporation sucks, and is, in my mind, the real issue to be gleaned from this situation and addressed. The ruling I'm fine with.

  48. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by brachiator · · Score: 3, Informative

    Christoph, well done overall and I'm certainly on your side with respect to the copyright issue, but your position on the lawyers doesn't hold up as well.

    Attempting to quash a subpoena is almost standard procedure. Under precisely what law is that "willful ignorance"?

    Your response mixes together what the other party knew and did and what his lawyers knew and did. It also mixes together the court's findings-of-fact with what the lawyers knew, should have known, were told, and were required to do. Moreover, you are simply wrong about what the lawyers' responsibility was. Lawyers need not have "personal knowledge" of the facts claimed to be true. They need only believe the facts claimed to be true based on information from the client. We could certainly argue about whether that's good public policy, but that's the way it is. And finding out midway that the client's story may be false does not necessarily equate to malicious prosecution or abuse of process.

  49. Re:Cry some more please by haystor · · Score: 1

    The problem with comparing engineers to attorneys is you can hire an attorney to put that chalk mark anywhere you want it. (or an economist)

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  50. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem with comparing engineers to attorneys is you can hire an attorney to put that chalk mark anywhere you want it. (or an economist)

    Well, maybe if lawyers spent more time chalking up economists we'd all be better off.

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  51. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by Christoph · · Score: 1

    The other party tried to quash a subpoena to the phone company. The judge asked at the hearing, "What is your standing? You don't represent the phone company." Their answer: "Well, we have no standing."

    The phone company did not object to the subpoena, so they tried to interpose an objection on behalf of the phone company. That is not standard at all, and they lost.

    It's willful ignorance because I showed early on that "Michael Zubitskiy" did not exist, and they never so much as opened the phone book to see if he was real.

  52. Re:Cry some more please by ogl_codemonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd just like to emphasise that boilerplate is used because it is language that has stood the test of the courts for explicitly defining the intent that is being expressed. Writing the same passage from scratch each time would be wasteful and legally dangerous.

  53. Re:Judge got it right. Oh Really? by Christoph · · Score: 1

    The client testified years earlier at deposition he had no evidence to back up his story. That is something his lawyers should have believed. The client also said he was not challenging my copyright. The lawyers decided to challenge my copyright on his behalf despite his truthful statements he had absolutely no evidence to do so.

    I personally "believe" everyone in the world stole my car last night. A lawyer cannot take that case based on "believing me". There must be probable cause -- evidence. There was never the slightest hope the claims against me could prevail, which is why one was dismissed as pure speculation.

  54. It's called a SLAP lawsuit by biggknifeparty · · Score: 1

    Unless you're lucky and happen to live in a jurisdiction like Quebec, which has anti-SLAP ("baillon", or "Strategic Lawsuit Against Participation") legislation in place, you have no little or no recourse. In Quebec you could ask for 10 grand of lawyers fees up front from the corporation and you could ask to have to court throw out the defamation lawsuit prior to it going to court.

  55. Re:Cry some more please by Christoph · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's a valid point. There are a few, rare exceptions. I prevailed in prosecuting a claim for statutory damages for copyright infringement, and removal of copyright management information, against the other party. I was able to use the courts to actually collect the judgment, too. And I did this pro-se, or I would have paid around 40k-60k.

  56. Re:Context... by lawnboy5-O · · Score: 1

    It needs to be transformed from a system that is based on control, ownership and seniority, to one based on merit, accountability, and transparency. I have said it time and tie again - with our economy wrapped up in capitalistic fervor, we simply can not allow its influence in our governance - its the ultimate checks and balances in our founding documents, yet complete ignored....

    What pundits, muckrakers, naysayers, and evangelists fail to recognize and purposefully glance over is the fact that Democracy gives birth to Economy, not the other way around - and it is in fact our governments DUTY to reign in on action limiting the prosperity of its PEOPLE, domestic or otherwise!.

    I tend to think its intentional - the confusion and diversion to an argument that they themselves present to us. Article one, section eight of our Constitution has been shredded - its now owned and distorted as much as your brain watching Steven Jobs sell you a music player you don't want made in a country you never heard of (disclaimer I have two, and iphone, and ....).

    And it has to do with the systemic infiltration of practices that could downright be viewed as a form of slavery in some cases.

    It just seems to me a bit more prudent to not have the FOX guard the hen house if we claim to be a consumer driven free market economy. Sounds to me like double speak the more I think about it - and with Face Crime becoming a reality, we have no reason to think other wise.

    They - the really bright fuckers that set this thing up - did, however, give us the power to vote, but we are to glazed by donuts, whiskey, kindbuds and the simpsons to even care about that, or at least put these idiots in office all.

    IT IS in fact a Socialist concept to reign in on the economy where necessary but we are far from socialism.... I stil cant get oive what people miss about making sure some basic essentials are provided like power, water, education and healtcare - until you relize who keeps you from really getting those things - invariable and asshole like this judge lets the cat out of the bag.

    - and simply put, our lawmakers and leader have been bought out / or sold out, a LONG, LONG, LONG time ago.

    If we are serious about changing this thing we call government and economy we need roll back 1973 laws about corporation's rights, and ANY subsequent expansion of these ideal up to and including the recent Supreme Court decision allowing unlimited campaign contributions - when in reality there should ONLY be contributions from CITIZENS.

  57. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by bonch · · Score: 1

    Especially when that article summary is written by someone with a vested interest in the case, coloring their whole account of events.

  58. and now by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and now you come to /. and whine because?

    No, seriously, I looked for the point, purpose, goal, meaning, whatever-you-want-to-call-it of this article, and I can't find one. You intend to do what by posting this? Wouldn't this blurb be much better as a Facebook wall posting?

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    1. Re:and now by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      As a reader, I gained greater awareness of the dangers of suing lawyers, and of the legal system, for an individual. If that's what the submitter intended, then he succeeded.

  59. Re:Context... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a fair idea to me... Same principle might radically alter criminal cases too, since as it is now, the gov't (prosecution) has effectively unlimited funds, while the defendent doesn't (and is unlikely to get equal value from a public defender, either). Would likely put an end to the trick of using the plea-bargain system to get a conviction against shaky evidence.

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  60. A Classic SLAPP Suit by Beeftopia · · Score: 1
  61. Re:Tough Call by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    American lawyers are often put in a bind by professional responsibility. On the one hand, we have a duty to the court--of candor, honesty, and to assist in reaching justice without placing endue burden on the judicial system. On the other, we have duties to our clients--from confidentiality and competence to doing as the client asks. Fulfilling both duties simultaneously can be very difficult.

    And then you figure out where your money is coming from, and for 99.9% of lawyers, which duty to fulfill becomes obvious.

  62. Re:Cry some more please by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

    to navigate it's intricacies

    Dammit, I hate it when I do that.

    So you're a generalist, then? =p

  63. Re:Cry some more please by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Good beer or Oettinger where you pay more for the glass bottle than the beer in it?

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  64. Gimme a second by dadioflex · · Score: 1

    I just have to download this 900 gig Geocities torrent so I can properly RTFA.

  65. Re:Cry some more please by twistofsin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We wouldn't need lawyers to interpret the law if we didn't elect lawyers to write them.

  66. Re:Cry some more please by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

    Well of course. Nobody looks for honesty in an attorney.

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  67. Re:Context... by Christoph · · Score: 1

    The client -- the corporation's owner -- testified under oath he had no evidence to support his version of events, and no personal knowledge of who really took the photo. His lawyers were the architects of the litigation knowing their client admitted having no evidence.

    A law firm in Minnesota was sanctioned $20k for continuing to defend a claim after their client admitted at deposition they were essentially liable for the suit against them. Under the rules of civil procedure, all claims are supposed to be supported by evidence, or you may face sanctions (having to pay the other party's costs).

  68. Re:Cry some more please by Nyder · · Score: 1

    I know what you're saying and it's often true: many attorneys do milk the system. But I have lawyers in my family, and number them among my friends. ...

    weird, I consider family, well, family. no one in my family is my friend, because they are, well, my family.

    Some I like, some I can't stand, but they are family, that's it.

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  69. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by mhelander · · Score: 1

    "I showed early on that "Michael Zubitskiy" did not exist"

    How?

  70. Re:Cry some more please by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

    mod parent up, up, up

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  71. Re:Cry some more please by Patch86 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a depressing indictment of our system that the thought of an intelligent, dedicated layman attempting to navigate the courts without expensive guidance is considered "naive at best and dangerous and worst".

    You're right of course. But isn't that a horrible place for us to be in?

  72. Re:Cry some more please by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Oettinger - the beer who's name shall not be uttered. I recently observed a feeding frenzy at the local supermarket. Oettinger past its expiration was sold for half price... Not a pretty sight.

    Ah well - *raises a glass of Augustiner*

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  73. Re:Cry some more please by Teun · · Score: 1

    But to avoid copyright or patent issues you better make sure it was written in a clean room.

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    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  74. Re:Tough Call by gcatullus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know what - I would because it would cut down on the crazy medical malpractices awards and maybe, just maybe, make healthcare affordable.

  75. Re:Cry some more please by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Wait, that stuff has an expiration date?

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  76. Re:Cry some more please by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Apparently. I try not to get too deep into areas of forbidden knowledge like this. The dark arts have this tendency to bite you in the arse. Ia! Ia! Oettinger Ftaghn!

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  77. Re:Cry some more please by Kijori · · Score: 5, Informative

    Huh? He got screwed by a criminal corporation and a gang of corrupt attorneys. He's "entitled" to some redress for what they put him through. Do you have a problem with that?

    He didn't get screwed - the summary is (unsurprisingly, given that it was written by one of the parties) biased.
    There were three actions. The first was for copyright infringement, which he won and received $19,462 in damages, being $4,462 of actual damages and $15,000 of statutory damages. In response to this the other party countersued over comments made on his website and lost.

    This story relates to an attempted claim for malicious prosecution and abuse of process against the other party's attorneys. The judge effectively found that an attorney is entitled to rely on the sworn testimony of his client even if the other party says that testimony is untrue - and how could it possibly be otherwise without rendering litigation impossible? The poster has on his website a document he alleges to show that the attorneys knew their client was lying, but as far as I can tell it is not referenced in any of the cases - I don't know whether it was actually admitted as evidence. The appeal judge refers to the claim as being essentially that because in the end the claims were found not to be credible the prosecution must have been malicious - this is clearly something of a leap. Finally, the poster claims unfairness because he was denied his day in court by this summary judgement. But given that the judgement was given based on there being no chance of success it is difficult to see what the day in court could achieve other than inconveniencing his opponent - and allowing a claim for abuse of process in order only to harass the other party would be a ridiculous irony.
    If the claim of malicious prosecution was ambitious the appeal seems to have been consigned to failure from the beginning. The appeal judge notes that the appeal contained no disputes of law or of fact, so it is hard to see how he expected the decision to be reversed.

  78. Re:Tough Call by Big+Hairy+Goofy+Guy · · Score: 1

    Would you be happy going to a doctor if you knew that, no matter how badly he might mess up a treatment, you would only be successful in suing him if a panel of other doctors agreed he had mistreated you?

    Yeah, the only folks who should pass judgement on medical treatment are plumbers. And the guy down at the 7-11, you know the one, he clearly knows a lot about prescription medication!

    Well, maybe for surgical cases, we should allow master carpenters onto the board.

    </sarcasm>

  79. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    and his attorneys claimed the real owner was a man the client met in a sauna and paid $850 in cash.

    Did they wipe off the sauna bench, and throw the condom into the trash at least?

    This mystery seller had no address, no phone number, and was completely untraceable.

    The mystery seller probably just preferred to stay in the closet...

    When I subpoenaed the phone company for any unlisted phone number for this man, "Micheal Zubitskiy", the other side's lawyers tried to quash the subpoena.

    ... and rightfully so. How would you feel if the opposing party tried to nose around about what you do in bed? My God, Slashdot where have you left the respect for "thy neighbour's privacy"?

  80. Why you won and why you lost by richwa · · Score: 1

    Why you prevailed when being sued:
    "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids all men to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread -- the rich as well as the poor."
    - Anatole France, Crainquebille, 1902

    Why you lost your suit:
      The purpose of government is to defend the rich from the poor (Adam Smith's "An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations")

  81. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by hedwards · · Score: 1

    Not really, most of the times I've seen it's been pretty lacking. Meaning that they're using evidence which is easily forged, allowing for time travel conspiracy theories and generally abusing the process.

  82. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by Courageous · · Score: 1

    The described series of events so far do appear to be negligent to me, at best.

    While it might be difficult to prove their actions WILLFUL, this situation stinks of "willing to take money to fuck someone over when the whole situation sounds like a crapfest."

    Paid for it in a sauna. LOL. Don't expect me to believe they believed that.

    C//

  83. Re:Context... by Courageous · · Score: 1

    He knows he sued the wrong people, he says as much in the summary when he mentions the corporation went bankrupt.

    I'm a little confused, though. Why sue the corporation? Sue the bad actors, whoever it was who lied and made shit up. Did THEY declare bankruptcy? Just because they were working for a corporation does not protect them from civil prosecution.

    C//

  84. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    We wouldn't need lawyers to interpret the law if we didn't elect lawyers to write them.

    Yeah, or if we didn't have an entire class of individuals formally known as "lawmakers." I mean, we've hired them for that purpose for a couple of hundred years, and we're surprised at the result?

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  85. Re:Cry some more please by Christoph · · Score: 2, Informative

    The attorney's client stated, under oath, he had no evidence to back up his version of events, and no personal knowledge (as to who created the photo). See Appellant's brief, p. 9. They ignored his admission to having no evidence and proceeded with the case. This is not because they "believed him", but if anything they didn't believe him.

    Before trial, they even admitted they were not challenging the truthfulness of anything on my website, but still proceeded to trial (and were allowed to do so). Same brief, p. 15.

    One of the claims against me was ruled to be "purely speculative" and was dismissed (Id. p. 13). Yet I can't go to trial because there is no hope of showing a "purely speculative" claim lacked probable cause. That's not most people's definition of probable cause.

  86. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    to navigate it's intricacies

    Dammit, I hate it when I do that.

    So you're a generalist, then? =p

    Yes, indeed I am.

    M. Twain

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  87. Re:Cry some more please by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

    How are you drying your lawyers? Because without drying I find them quite soggy to begin with, and even with my current drying technique, I find they absorb liquids (like milk or gravy) all too readily.

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  88. Re:Cry some more please by Surt · · Score: 1

    Most to nearly all lawyers will take bad cases, and so ensure the continuation of said horrible legal system.

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  89. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by Christoph · · Score: 1

    How did I show "Michael Zubitskiy" didn't exist?

    1. Skip-trace background check -- no records anywhere in the US (phone, utility, driver's license, credit records, etc.).
    2. West-Law People Search -- no trace of anyone by that name in the USA (this is the search used by law firms)
    3. Subpoena of phone company, welfare records -- nobody by that name, or any similar name.
    4. This alleged "web designer"'s name did not appear anywhere on the web.

    They explained he simply lives underground and is impossible to find (yet is a working digital photographer who was able to produce ID to have his signature notarized).

    At trial, only a fraction of this evidence was admitted before the judge put a stop to it, calling it "cumulative". In other words, it's beyond any doubt.

  90. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd just like to emphasise that boilerplate is used because it is language that has stood the test of the courts for explicitly defining the intent that is being expressed. Writing the same passage from scratch each time would be wasteful and legally dangerous.

    True. And for what lawyers typically charge, the "wasteful" part isn't anywhere near as important as the "legally dangerous" part.

    And you know what? Us programmers use boilerplate all the time. We call them "macros",or "scripts", or "libraries", pieces of code that we re-use because they do the job and have stood the test of time. Always writing code from scratch can be dangerous, especially when you have some good boilerplate libraries handy to do the work.

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  91. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by Christoph · · Score: 1

    The other party allegedly gave "Zubitskiy" his phone number when they met in a sauna. I asked at trial to explain how he did so, since people don't usually bring either a cell phone or pen and paper into a sauna. "My phone number is easy to memorize". The phone number had no pattern to it, and the judge ruled this story to be a lie.

  92. Re:Cry some more please by bigpat · · Score: 1

    I would say a more correct complaint would be towards a legal system that requires attorneys to be such an integral part of our lives. That wasn't always the case, but as the law has increased in complexity and overall retardedness, the need for a competent lawyer to navigate it's intricacies is frequently a necessity.

    Given that the large majority of lawmakers and judges are lawyers themselves, complaining about "the system" and complaining about "lawyers" is pretty much the same thing.

  93. The people with the money by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Wins again. Not right, but not surprising.

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  94. Re:Cry some more please by Kijori · · Score: 1

    I don't have time at the moment to go into any great detail - I'll try to check back later if I can - but just a couple of points:

    - You're confusing a lack of evidence with knowledge of untruth. To succeed you had to prove that the attorney knew that their client was not telling the truth and you could not do this.
    - The point isn't whether or not a "purely speculative" claim lacked probable cause, it's that even showing that it lacked probable cause would not have been enough. That's what the case law cited in the District Court judgement was demonstrating.
    - You weren't denied your day in court - you had it. This was effectively a striking-out hearing; the point is that the elements that you failed to prove in this hearing are required if you are to prove your claim. Since you couldn't prove them you could not possibly succeed in your claim. There would be no advantage to proceeding to trial other than to harass your opponents, which would, as I stated, be rather ironic.

    As always I should point out that I don't study US law and shouldn't ever be relied on.

  95. Re:Cry some more please by nametaken · · Score: 1

    Not all lawyers are crooks, most are honest and earn their keep.

    This is where your argument falls apart.

  96. Re:Tough Call by swb · · Score: 1

    My guess is that nobody wants to be on the bad side of any prosecuting attorney's office, which is what would happen in all but the most egregious cases.

    At one extreme end, you could really be dealing with an office capable and willing to abuse their authority, which could mean jail time or at least thousands spent defending yourself against prosecutorial attacks. Even at the mild end, everybody wants leverage at the prosecutor's office. Being a whistleblower doesn't get you that leverage.

  97. Re:Cry some more please by Christoph · · Score: 1

    The first element of malicious prosecution is legally defined in Minnesota as follows:

    (1) an action is brought without probable cause or reasonable belief that the plaintiff will ultimately prevail on the merits

    See Stead-Bowers v. Langley, 636 N.W.2d 334, 338 (Minn. App. 2001).

    Showing the lawyer knew the client was lying is one, but not the only way, of showing lack of probable cause for the underlying action. And there really shouldn't be cases brought that lack probable cause under any standard, without having to pay the other parties costs.

  98. Re:Cry some more please by deblau · · Score: 1

    Intelligent, dedicated laymen attempting to navigate the courts (and doing anything else that isn't philanthropic) generally have their own interests at heart, not those of the broader society. It is those latter, broader interests that laws are supposed to serve, not the interests of any one individual. The concept is called "rule of law", to be contrasted with "rule of man". Personally, I think where we are is a fine place for us to be.

    In response to the obvious questions "wasn't he taken advantage of? doesn't he deserve compensation for his pain?", I ask the logical follow-up question: "how would you design a system of laws that uniformly makes punishment fit the crime, without favoring one person over another?" The answer we've come up with is insanely complex, because life is insanely complex. You are welcome to suggest alternatives, but I think it's a good thing having a guide who has been specially trained on public policy, politics, and the history of thinking on how societies should progress (not to mention the mundane details, like the actual laws in your jurisdiction). Of course, I am a lawyer, so feel free to accuse me of bias.

    Most people are selfish, and don't think about the broader interests of society before they act. We've even come to expect selfishness and short-term greed in our citizens, rather than community-minded thinking and long-term planning. That's the real shame.

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  99. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by Courageous · · Score: 1

    Sue this person personally. His corporation being bankrupt has little to do with it, as a corporation does not provide a liability shield in cases of personal misconduct of its employees or executives.

    Do a title search on him. You want to find if he has a home. Equity and the homeowner's liability umbrella are what you need to target.

    If he doesn't have a home now, bide your time. Most states give you about 7 years leeway.

    C//

  100. Re:Tough Call by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    I would be happy to do that too - but only so long as the panel of doctors was answerable to some higher, non-medical authority. Policing your own profession works fine up to a point but professions have their own view of the world and need to at least be reminded to keep in touch with the rest of society from time-to-time. Making them answerable to nobody but themselves is a recipe for disaster in the long term...at least if the legal profession is any sort of example.

  101. Re:Tough Call by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the only folks who should pass judgement on medical treatment are plumbers. And the guy down at the 7-11, you know the one, he clearly knows a lot about prescription medication!

    You misread my post - I did not say that doctors should not police themselves but that they should not be solely responsible for policing themselves without any oversight (as is currently the case for lawyers). Having no self-policing is just as bad as having only self-policing: as is the case with most things you need a balance.

  102. Of course they have a problem with that. by Benfea · · Score: 1

    To a rightist, any time there is a conflict between our corporate overlords and a mere peasant, the peasant is always wrong. Peasants who don't know their place need to be smacked down a little harder lest the other peasants get ideas.

  103. Re:Cry some more please by Kijori · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that your citation of Minnesota law, and your interpretation of the words "probable cause" would, in certain contexts, be accurate. However statute law is only one part of the process of construction, another is case law. The District Judge explained to you the reason, in law, that you cannot succeed simply by showing that the client had no proof: the liability for an attorney under the tort of malicious prosecution is more carefully circumscribed than the statute would suggest. In his judgement he referred you to Hoppe v Klapperich, in which it was held that an attorney is liable for malicious prosecution only if he "knowingly" became an "instrumentality for the perpetration of fraud"*. This is clearly a much more restrictive test, requiring a much higher degree of intention than simply lack of probable cause and will, I imagine, have been a policy decision to protect plaintiffs' access to attorneys. With this in mind you can, I'm sure, see that the evidence you adduced at trial could not possibly satisfy the standard required to succeed; other than showing that the attorney knew his client to be lying I cannot readily see any way you could have made out your claim.

    * [these quotes are taken from the headnote - I don't have access to the full case file without getting a physical copy of the case from the library. They should still be accurate.]

  104. Re:Cry some more please by Christoph · · Score: 1

    I appreciate your point of view and maybe I won't change your mind, but will provide more about Hoppe v Klapperich:

    “If the attorney proceeds upon facts stated to him by his client, believing those facts to be true, and if those facts, if true, would constitute probable cause for instituting such a prosecution, then the attorney is exonerated.”

    Hoppe v. Klapperich, 224 Minn. 224, 242, 28 N.W.2d 780, 792 (1947).

    If the client's claim was true, he paid a stranger in a sauna $850 in cash for a photo to use in advertising. He admits having no personal knowledge if the stranger actually owned the rights to the photo. I said was my photo, and was used without permission. They initially agreed with me...until I posted a web page. Then they reversed positions, said the stranger was the true photographer, and sued for defamation.

    I had a certifcate of copyright registration, proof of prior publication, out-takes, the high-resolution file. I offered this evidence, they said they didn't want it.

    Not wanting to pay the rightful owner when you are using stolen property is not probable cause to sue the rightful owner for defamation. That means the attorney is liable (under Hoppe) because the litigation lacked probable cause.

    It might be akin to suing someone for defamation because they claim to own the house you are squatting in. They have title to the house, all the neighbors agree they have lived there for years, but you claim "I paid a stranger in a sauna $850 to live in this house". Probable cause does not allow for the absurd, and I believe such a claim is absurd.

  105. Re:Cry some more please by winwar · · Score: 1

    "It is those latter, broader interests that laws are supposed to serve, not the interests of any one individual. The concept is called "rule of law", to be contrasted with "rule of man". Personally, I think where we are is a fine place for us to be."

    Really? If your view is common then we are truly screwed.

    Because that's how we got decisions like Dred Scott and court support for discrimination in all aspects of our life. The rule of law is supposed to treat everyone equally not priviledge some at the expense of others. I think you have it exactly backwards.

    Society favors the status quo. And the status quo is generally not favorable to large groups of individuals.

    "You are welcome to suggest alternatives, but I think it's a good thing having a guide who has been specially trained on public policy, politics, and the history of thinking on how societies should progress (not to mention the mundane details, like the actual laws in your jurisdiction). Of course, I am a lawyer, so feel free to accuse me of bias."

    You are biased. Never forget that. But everyone is. The concept you espouse is incredibly elitist, in the most negative sense of the word. It priviledges a few at the expense of the many. Lawyers should not be the gatekeepers of progress. No one group should be. Diversity of thought and experience is a good thing.

    People are not interested in laws. They want justice. The problem is that lawyers deal with laws. Our system is not actually designed for a justice outcome as the primary event.

  106. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    I would say a more correct complaint would be towards a legal system that requires attorneys to be such an integral part of our lives. That wasn't always the case, but as the law has increased in complexity and overall retardedness, the need for a competent lawyer to navigate it's intricacies is frequently a necessity.

    Given that the large majority of lawmakers and judges are lawyers themselves, complaining about "the system" and complaining about "lawyers" is pretty much the same thing.

    Not really. Your average working lawyer doesn't have any input into the way the system works, the way laws are written: he just understands them and uses them to his client's benefit. That's not in and of itself evil, it's just a job that's required by the system we live under.

    I agree, that system has flaws and that many of those were created by ex-lawyers. But tarring all of them with the same brush is unfair. As a rule, I don't like it when people make generalized comments that "all people" in a given class suck, no matter what the reason, because given a large enough class, that's statistically improbable.

    Pick a category: "All Americans are ... ", "All lawyers are ...", "All engineers are ...", "All {blank} are ...". No matter how you slice it, it's not right to judge everyone by the actions of some of their peers.

    I'm not defending bad attorneys, because they're out there and I've met some over the years. I'm not defending any dishonest, sleazy individual who puts who rates his or her own self-interest so highly that other people get hurt by it. But I won't do a disservice to all those who are honest, who do earn their pay.

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  107. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Not all lawyers are crooks, most are honest and earn their keep.

    This is where your argument falls apart.

    Lawyers are like doctors or car mechanics, or any other professional that you don't use very often, but when you need one, you need one. It's easy to sit back and criticize an entire profession, to claim that everyone in that class is dishonest, criminal or incompetent, but the reality is very different. Yes, you have to be careful when selecting a professional to work for you (caveat emptor) but that's true no matter what that profession is.

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  108. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Well of course. Nobody looks for honesty in an attorney.

    Sure they do. Everyone seems to think that the only thing attorneys do is fight court cases. And that's completely ridiculous. The vast majority of work that is done by attorneys is far more mundane, and actually serves to prevent lawsuits and other courtroom activity, because they foster and document agreements between multiple parties. And that's a case where you do want an honest, competent attorney. Well, you do if you are honest and aren't trying to cheat anyone yourself.

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  109. Re:Cry some more please by bigpat · · Score: 1

    You can't practice law without buying into a corrupt system, which doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. We all have to make a living some how.

      But I think people have a right to be critical of the profession as a whole. Lawyers are a weight upon society without being very productive themselves, at least in terms of necessities of life.

    In an ideal society we would not have lawyers.

  110. Re:Context... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Hi MR AC! You get the idea! As it is now a rich person can hire endless experts, endless paralegals to research every nook and cranny for loopholes, and the poor man has no redress because they simply can't afford to put their argument upon equal footing. By forcing each side to pay half their costs into a fund for the other then BOTH sides can afford experts, BOTH sides can afford paralegals, and in the end it will come down to the quality of your case and not the amount of money in your pocket. I didn't think about criminal but I don't see why this couldn't work here as well, as it would keep the state from railroading a poor defendant and forcing plea bargains on shitty cases.

    In the end it is about bring the judicial system back to what the founding fathers originally intended: For each side to make their best case before a judge or jury and allow each to be decided by the merits of their arguments and NOT by who can hire the most legal thugs, which is what we have now. Now legal cases are simply wars of attrition, which always favor he who has the most gold.

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  111. Re:Cry some more please by nametaken · · Score: 1

    It's certainly true that they're necessary on occasion, if only because their kind have made it that way. I'm not sure this speaks to the quality of their character though.

    I do see why lawyers exist. Any time you have people governed with rules, there will be people who muddle interpretations of those rules for their own advantage or find a way to skirt them entirely. Naturally the result is an increasing volume and detail of rules. Eventually you need people with the inclination and ability to navigate and manipulate the otherwise incomprehensible mess. I guess that makes lawyers the end result of human greed and indecency... but still necessary.

    Doctors and mechanics, on the other hand, strive to provide corrective services. Bodies and cars break, they try to fix them... make things better in exchange for payment. There's nobility in those job descriptions that few lawyers will ever know. Of course, there are some exceptions in the world, and I'd offer my apologies to them for societies generalizations.

  112. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Our system is not actually designed for a justice outcome as the primary event.

    Deterrence seems to be one of those primary goals nowadays, that of frightening the mass man into toeing the line. Of course, if your case happens to be one of those where a judge decides to make an example as a warning to others, odds are you won't get anything resembling justice.

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  113. Next time, hire a lawyer . . . by pacergh · · Score: 1

    And you'll do better on the procedure. You gotta make a prima facie case; didn't do it here.

    Should have been happy with your pro se win in the first trial.

  114. Thanks for the legal discourse by wallydallas · · Score: 1
    I just wanted to say thanks to Christoph, all the commentators, and the slashdot folks for posting this in the daily stories.

    It's great to hear all sides of this. Someone posted that malicious prosecution is legally defined in Minnesota law as: (1) an action is brought without (a) probable cause or (b) reasonable belief that the plaintiff will ultimately prevail on the merits

    if (b) was true we would have record of a plaintif's lawyer memo stating: Myclient has no chance in hell of winning due to x,y, z, but I'm taking the losing case to soak my plaintif client for $300 per hour.

    if (a) was true we would have record of a plaintif's lawyer who knew his client was lying ( aka no probable cause)

    It sounds like (a) is true here. People on slashdot have advised you to seek a re-hearing or appeal to the MN Supreme Court.

    Christoph, thanks for the China factory photos. You sound like a great citizen. I'm glad you celebrated your pro-se win and took this one step further. You will face judges who don't want to see you sue lawyers and win. These plaintif lawyers accepted a lying client because they are bullies, they knew you were an easy victim (some dude with a website) . If you had a legal team they never would have taken the case. Keep us updated. We need you to win and make this a precedent case. But stay human, don't let it consume you.

  115. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit168 · · Score: 1
    "MichaelKristopeit172" is operated by a pathetic individual attempting to steal my identity.

    to the individual responsible: present yourself to me; admit what you've done and i will bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

  116. Re:Cry some more please by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Doctors and mechanics, on the other hand, strive to provide corrective services. Bodies and cars break, they try to fix them... make things better in exchange for payment.

    Well, let me give you an example of an attorney that made things better. He wasn't even my attorney.

    About twenty five years ago, I was working for a video game company. I worked there for a couple of years before I left. A few months later they contracted me to do a conversion of a game written for the IBM PC to the Apple ][/IIe. It was all in 8086 assembler, and needed to be ported to 6502 for the Apple. I should have known better (I had quit for a reason) but in the interim the old software manager had left, and the new guy seemed reasonable (and actually, he was, but I had forgotten what dicks upper management could be.)

    The company promised to make some resources available to us for development: they did not, and I had to pay for them myself. We had a number of milestones in the contract: we met them, but they refused to pay. After a month or so, I told them flatly, "bring your accounts current or the project will be terminated" and gave them a copy of the work in progress up 'til that point, in case they wanted to hire someone else to complete it, or finish it themselves.

    So, naturally, the company attorney gives me a ring. He wanted to know why were refusing to complete the contract, considering that we'd been delivering everything up until then (I think he expected that I was holding out for more money, or something like that.) Now, as I've pointed out elsewhere, I have attorneys in my family so I don't immediately get heart palpitations and faint when one of them calls me. So I explained what was going on, that we had continued to work for a month without pay, had met all our milestones, and that without the equipment and software they had agreed to provide. Needless to say, I was very irritated at the entire situation, but he was very pleasant, and seemed honestly surprised (what I was telling him was not, apparently, what he had been told. The man listened very patiently and said, "well, I understand your situation, but I still sense some enthusiasm for the project. Tell you what, give me 'til tomorrow before you do anything and I'll get back to you."

    Much to my surprise, I received a check for the full amount due by Fed-Ex the next morning. We finished the job, and I actually did another one for them a little later. Never had a problem getting paid after that: I got the distinct impression he'd not appreciated being lied to by his employers.

    Not all lawyers want to turn everything into a fight. This guy did what he was paid to do, and avoided a major headache for both sides (they had shipping dates and other commitments to make, so if I'd dropped the project it would have been a big deal.) They had tried to use (mis-use, really) their own attorney to get thousands of dollars of software development for free. That wasn't a huge surprise to me: some months before I left there had been a huge layoff, so I knew there were financial problems going on.

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  117. Re:Not an abuse of process? by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    i create new accounts because i CAN create new accounts.

    why do you cower? what are you afraid of?

    you're completely pathetic.

    Go away, you arrogant fucktard.

    Seriously, just push off.

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  118. Re:oh, i get it by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    ..manipulate the karma system of this site to attempt to silence me.

    Silence you? That would be a minor miracle.

    I'm not holding my breath.

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    ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
  119. Rules of Professional Conduct by HydroPhonic · · Score: 1

    When you look to the Rules of Professional Conduct of your state, and research cases of your state's supreme court disbarring or sanctioning lawyers, you will notice just how egregious conduct must be in order for attorneys to be personally liable for wrongdoing.

    Proving that they knew before they filed is quite difficult; the standard should be outlined in the commentary for your state's RPCs....

  120. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit166 · · Score: 1
    ur mum's face is arrogant fucktard.

    did she name you sardaukar86? or is that just your favorite character from one of your fantasy graphic novels, and you like to pretend that it's you and call yourself that?

    you're completely pathetic.

    why would i listen to you?

    you are NOTHING

  121. Re:oh, i get it by MichaelKristopeit165 · · Score: 1
    what are you holding, moron? your tiny little dick that no one else will touch?

    what is your point today? that you can not instill your will upon me? that is absolutely correct. perhaps you SHOULD hold your breath... this world has nothing for you.

    you're completely pathetic.

  122. the appeals process continues? by proudhawk · · Score: 1

    well,
    it looks like its on to the stat supreme court. I am not sure about the money issues, but getting a conviction for malicious prosecution would definitely work in the favor of others who are currently being victimized for much the same thing. here is hoping that you win. I find the lower courts ruling that the evidence gathered was insufficient to be way out of line with known rules of law and logic. anyway, good luck in getting this matter resolved.

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  123. Re:oh, i get it by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    A predictable response.

    You appear to be capable of wailing, calling people names and little else. Does this not fit your own definition of the word 'pathetic'?

    I think it probably does for many people reading your contentless vitriole.

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  124. Re:Not an abuse of process? by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    Careful, son, you'll get spittle all over your monitor!

    Now, take your lithium like a good little boy and we might all get some peace from you for a while.

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    ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
  125. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit166 · · Score: 1
    a PERSON has ONE identity. I AM A PERSON.

    keep playing pretend in your computer fantasy land. i assure you, i am one person in the real word and present a threat to anyone that would attempt to deny me that identity.

    you are nothing but a coward attempting to hide in my shadow.

    you're completely pathetic. you spend your days wishing people would believe you were me. i spend my days being me. do you NEED to be me, OR do you NEED to NOT BE YOURSELF?

    "MichaelKristopeit172" is operated by a pathetic individual attempting to steal my identity. they have hypocritically also registered the username "MichaelKristopeit175".

    to the individual responsible: i assume you welcome death. present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

  126. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit175 · · Score: 1

    Of course it's 20' away. If it was any closer you'd be spitting all over it. And that 140" sheet? That's called a wall. Don't forget to take your crayon drawings down before using it as your 'visual interface'. Pathetic.

  127. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit175 · · Score: 1

    "MichaelKristopeit172" is operated by a pathetic individual attempting to steal my identity. they have hypocritically also registered the username "MichaelKristopeit175".

    There are other MichaelKristopeit accounts that mock you. It is pathetic that you do not know that.

    to the individual responsible

    Individuals. Plural. We encourage everyone to have a MichaelKristopeit account.

  128. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit165 · · Score: 1
    ur mum's face would be spitting all over it.

    actually the SHEET OF FABRIC I INSTALLED **IS** IN FACT A SHEET AND NOT A WALL. you're a presumptuous moron.

    you spend your days wishing people would believe you were me. i spend my days being me. do you NEED to be me, OR do you NEED to NOT BE YOURSELF? you're an ignorant hypocrite. a COMPLETE disgrace.

    "MichaelKristopeit175" is operated by a pathetic individual attempting to steal my identity.

    to the individual responsible: i assume you welcome death. present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

  129. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit163 · · Score: 1
    YOU spend YOUR days wishing people would believe you were me. i spend my days being me. do you NEED to be me, OR do you NEED to NOT BE YOURSELF? you're an ignorant hypocrite. a COMPLETE disgrace.

    "MichaelKristopeit175" is operated by a pathetic individual attempting to steal my identity.

    to the individual responsible: i assume you welcome death. present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

  130. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit175 · · Score: 1

    YOU spend YOUR days wishing people would believe you were me.

    We mock you. No one, not even you, wants to be you.

    i spend my days being me.

    You spend your days pretending to be 150+ MichaelKristopeit accounts. And living in some mystery house Google shows whenever a zipcode in WI is entered without an address. And squawking about being pathetic.

    do you NEED to be me, OR do you NEED to NOT BE YOURSELF?

    We don't need to mock you. We do it out of our own free will - with no voices in our head screaming like a banshee.

  131. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit163 · · Score: 1
    who is we?

    you are NOTHING.

    YOU spend YOUR days wishing people would believe you were me. i spend my days being me. do you NEED to be me, OR do you NEED to NOT BE YOURSELF? you're an ignorant hypocrite. a COMPLETE disgrace.

    "MichaelKristopeit175" is operated by a pathetic individual attempting to steal my identity.

    to the individual responsible: i assume you welcome death. present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

  132. Re:Context... by shermo · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a good thing to write into the next constitution!

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  133. Re:Okay [sounds like a decent result] by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Lots of mods appear to give either Interesting or Insightful instead of Funny because Funny doesn't award karma.

  134. Re:Cry some more please by nametaken · · Score: 1

    That's good that it worked out and you got a normal, reasonable guy on the other end. I'm not sure that changes our individual conclusions on the nature of the profession, but I certainly hope my future run-ins with lawyers are anywhere near that straightforward.

    That said, that kind of thing seems awfully rare. I'd even guess that, for that guy, it was considered a "failure" by his [client|employer] that he wasn't able extort the additional work without pay. Certainly that defines the character of the management there, not the lawyer himself, but it does illustrate the common perceived utility of a lawyer nowadays. A manipulator for hire... in this case, the modern equivalent of a thug. I think that perception says something about the profession.

  135. Re:Cry some more please by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    Intelligent, dedicated laymen attempting to navigate the courts (and doing anything else that isn't philanthropic) generally have their own interests at heart, not those of the broader society. It is those latter, broader interests that laws are supposed to serve, not the interests of any one individual. The concept is called "rule of law", to be contrasted with "rule of man". Personally, I think where we are is a fine place for us to be.

    Of course the chap from TFA was biased. Intrinsically. He was, of course, trying to defend his position and bring a claim against another party. The other guys were biased too- they were trying to argue their case just as much.

    You misunderstand what it is that I (and I'm guessing many others, by the tone of the thread) find abhorrent. The law should never be allowed to become so complicated as to become completely opaque to anyone who hasn't dedicated decades to studying it (unless, of course, there really is no alternative). If a person of decent intelligence is willing to dedicate time to researching their case, there really should be no reason they shouldn't be capable of equalling trained lawyers. Lawyers should be a shortcut, a way for people to avoid time consuming research, people who's knowledge can make life easier. They shouldn't be mandatory.

    I am trying to get across a concept that others have said far more impressively. Franz Kafka illustrated it well in The Trial (read it, if you haven't). The protagonist is accused, tried and sentenced, in a trial lasting many years, without ever understanding the case against him; he is forced, after many attempts to gain insight, to put himself entirely at his lawyer's mercy. Looking at the state of some of our defamation or intellectual property law, we're not so far from this now.

  136. Re:oh, i get it by MichaelKristopeit180 · · Score: 1
    and yet no one claims to take responsibility for the comment... as if they knew they were wrong.

    ur mum's face're an idiot.

    why do you cower? what are you afraid of?

    you are NOTHING

  137. Re:Not an abuse of process? by MichaelKristopeit197 · · Score: 1
    ur mum's face holds nothing but your head holds many voices.

    "MichaelKristopeit172" is operated by a pathetic individual attempting to steal my identity.

    to the individual responsible: i assume you welcome death. present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i will bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

    you spend your days pretending to be me. i spend my days actually being me. do you NEED to be me? OR do you simply NEED to NOT BE YOURSELF?

    you're completely pathetic.

  138. Re:oh, i get it by MichaelKristopeit192 · · Score: 1
    i'd never die for a coward. you are completely pathetic.

    with no responsibility comes no respect. your statements aren't incorrect because you don't take credit for them... they are wrong because you're an idiot. you cower in my shadow afraid to take responsibility for your lies.

    ur mum's face are an idiot.

    why do you cower? what are you afraid of?

    you're completely pathetic.

  139. Re:Tough Call by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    I would because it would cut down on the crazy medical malpractices awards and maybe, just maybe, make healthcare affordable.

    Rising healthcare costs have little to do with malpractice awards -- malpractice costs account for less than 2 percent of healthcare spending. Malpractice costs have been estimated to be about $12 per American a year. So, if you completely eliminated them, you'd have...a dollar a month. Whoop de frickin' do.

    "Tort reform" is a shibboleth for the right wing and a way to distract people from the enormous profits that health insurers and Big Phama extract from the system, not a serious proposal to reduce costs.

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