Friday's Big Swings, Mostly Down, Illustrate Bitcoin Value Volatility
An anonymous reader writes "As cool as Bitcoin is, it looks like it lost 1/3 of its value in the last 24 hours. Lots of big sells, complaints of liquidity, and pissed off nerds." The linked article goes on to explain that the value rose again, so the aggregate loss was considerably less. The author also helps defuse claims that Bitcoin is untraceable or otherwise especially well suited to nefarious activities.
Just plummeted from $20 to $13 in about 5 minutes. Now, not 30 minutes later, it's back to $19.5. Go figure.
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I think it is weird and irrational that we should let our lives be determined by a totally imaginary thing, this "value," where all wants and needs are collapsed into one measure, "value" and its accumulation. Now if you ask me, I will stick to real value like dollars which is the natural measure of Man and all his works, not some silly thing on the internet that is really just an electron representing some fucked-up historically determined concept for which millions starve and a few prosper.
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Even though MtGox is the largest BTC exchange, this dip in value seems to have affected only that one exchange. Tradehill for example was completely unaffected. Bitcoin is still a pretty small currency so these kind of events should be expected until more people buy into it to create stability. If nothing else, it may attract daytraders. :-)
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I keep waiting for someone to jump out and shout "April Fool!"
Yes, yes, all currency is imaginary. But there's imaginary and frigging deluded.
What years were your dollars coined in? ;-)
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Then what's the point?
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The US dollar has lost over 95 percent of its purchasing power since its inception. No one seems to notice. Pick your poison.
This "Silk Road" website seems to be the crux of the problem, but I can't even verify it's existence. No search engines turn up links for anything other than a Silk Road videogame, a forum, and a few other innocuous venues. As far as I can tell, the senators complaining about it must be smoking product from this mythological website.
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The gst of the article is "Bitcoin is important. It's just like real money. See, it even has a market like real money, but the problems of the market aren't too bad." Despite the Slashdot headlne mentioning the volatility, the article goes out of its way to say to say that the problems aren't all that bad and goes on to emphasize how much it is like real money. It then goes for four sections (out of five total) explaining exactly what Bitcoin is, why people might want to have it, how it's being attacked for no fault of its own, and how some people don't like it but it's just paranoia.
It's a disguised ad It's like having an article whose headline says that a popular diet doesn't always work, then reading the text and finding that the reason it doesn't work is because it's too natural and some people refuse to obey the diet because they don't like natural things. Then followed by paragraphs of details about the diet, where to buy a book about it, and complaining about how the media doesn't like the diet.
Bitcoin is still a young "currency" and there are relatively few buyers and sellers. This level of volatility is to be expected. Chances are good it will stabilize, and climb back up in value. Then this will happen all over again. Eventually that will stop happening but it's going to be awhile.
These swings are fairly meaningless since Bitcoin hasn't achieved its goal of becoming a currency yet.
The markets have turned it into a volatile foreign exchange game, and people are just trying to make a quick buck playing the market. There currently isn't any 'currency' aspect to it, since there's damn near nothing you can buy with bitcoins.
Since they failed to achieve any intrinsic value of their own, they are currently just bad, unreliable representations of legal tender. As long as that is true, nobody will ever accept them as payment for real goods or services.
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One would think so, since they seem to shamelessly advertise such scam/pyramid scheme every week or so here.
I Now if you ask me, I will stick to real value like dollars which is the natural measure of Man and all his works.
I'm now selling my poo as a currency. Like bit coin it can only be mined at a steady rate so it can't be manipulated. My Poo is marked with my DNA so it can't be forged for less than it costs to make. It's Natural, and a work of Man.
Now rather than transport it to you in all it's glory, I have established a Poo Reserve. The Poo holding company issues signed electronic Goombah Poo Reserve Demand notes ("poocoin") backed, as gold once backed the dollar, with Poo, redeemable on demand of actual Poo.
I am also setting up the first Poo National Bank. The bank will accept deposits of your electronic Poo Demand notes. It even pays interest on your deposits.
The Bank will also manke loans against it's deposits. So you can take out a loan at a very modest interest rate, all payable in Poo Demand Notes.
What happens next is easy to anticipate. People will Borrow Poocoin and pay off their debts for goods and services. The people paid off, will naturally want to earn some interest so they will pretty much all deposit the poocoin back in the bank to get that interest rate until they need to spend it on something. IN the mean time, with all those fresh deposits, the bank can now make new loans.
After a time T, the total poocoin deposited in the bank has now doubled. The total amount of Poo has not doubled. But what has happened is there are the Liabilities (Deposited Poocoin) and the Assets (borrowed poo coin), that cancel allowing the effective amount of Poocoin in circulation to have doubled.
And pretty much every time T after that the assets and liabilities both grow by the same amount. forever. the BM2 money supply grows without bound even the BM1 amount of the intiall Poocoin the bank had has not changed.
Everything is fine unless of course too many of the people want to withdraw their deposits at the same time. Then unless all the loans can both be called and people can pay them instantly, there is a collapse.
Just like bitcoin but more natural and actually backed by something real and tangible, not "electronic work". You can redeem poocoin for manure but you can't redeem bitcoin for anything.
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But Bitcoins? Who gives a fuck?
Go buy some silver coins, at least when the US government and Federal Reserve are done fucking the dollar over you'll be able to spend them.
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There is a reason for the volatility: bitcoins have no real value. The only reason you can get dollars (or other currency) for bitcoins is that we are currently in a speculative bubble. At the end of the day, bitcoins do not have any real economic value, because unlike other currencies, nobody needs bitcoins. Unlike, say, the US Dollar, you cannot use a bitcoin to pay your taxes.
When someone can point me to the source of value for bitcoins, and demonstrate why bitcoin holders won't start dumping their bitcoins when tax season rolls around, I might adopt a more positive attitude about the project.
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The best currency is still Legislative votes. Untraceable and the people in charge of the tracing have a vested interest in keeping it that way.
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Send me your paypal address and I'll invoice you for a baggie. I'm going to toss in a free bag of mucous for the first 1000 customers, so don't delay.
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There is neither inherent nor legally-enforced value to it...
Well, for that matter, there is no inherent value to your greenback either, and any legally enforced value only holds good for the term of your government.
For this reason, Bitcoin made an interesting thought-experiment in what we are prepared to accept as a token for trade. The fact that it has succeeded (to whatever degree) in crossing into the physical world makes it all the more interesting.
I'm just waiting for Bitcoin to become useful for anything other than buying or selling illicit drugs, since I am now of an age where the consumption of (or trade in) such goods is no longer so enjoyable or part of my mindset.
Even if bitcoins fail, it will be a success in that at least a few more people will think about what's wrong with the Federal Reserve.
Perhaps the value of the Bitcoins stayed the same just the US dollar swung wildly around it.
It does not matter that they could at one time be turned in for gold. What matters is that I can buy things I want or need with currency. Try actually doing that with gold. Go to your local gold-seller, get a real gold coin and try to buy groceries with it, or a computer or anything else. When that fails go back to the gold-seller, sell the coin to him and see how much value you just lost so you could get your currency back. It would literally be cheaper to buy foreign currency and exchange it when you need to pay for goods or services.
but still worth shit.
The value comes from whether or not someone accepts it as valuable, period. Dollars happen to have a lot of people convinced at the moment, but that will change, empires rise and fall, one day they will become worthless to everyone except collectors. So I for one salute you in attempting to sell your shit as currency. Good luck with that.
Bitcoins are more convenient than trading sacks of shit. And they happen to be more convenient than trading dollars too. So I really hope that Bitcoin can be given a chance as a currency. It would be great for my business (100% freelance online developer.)
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I discussed this in my post from May 19th:
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2167958&cid=36176946
Still applies. That chart isn't the chart of a proper currency pair (USD/Bitcoin), it's the chart of the price of a speculative asset in a bubble.
The people who set up Bitcoin had some good ideas, but they didn't think things through properly and they need to start over. The way they set up the allocation of a fixed amount of bitcoin per day was bound to create huge value distortions as more people started trying to create bitcoins and entered the market for buying and selling bitcoins.
The value of a bitcoin is therefore actually not a direct function of calculation work performed, but rather a function of the number of users/number of total computing cycles used to compute bitcoins (because the number of bitcoins issued per day is nearly constant as workload to find them increases - it's not actually constant, but rather a gradually decreasing series over time, but the amount of computing power dedicated to it has grown much faster than this function).
This is completely nonsensical. It is making the asset more and more scarce and driving up prices, but also making it less and less likely that anybody real would ever want to accept the asset as a currency replacement.
Good computer science, bad economics. Bitcoin has already failed because of this. Nobody looking at these charts would ever want to accept this stuff as currency.
Seriously, how can something like this be modded insightful? All modern currencies are made by a bunch of guys with a printing press. Somehow that magically blesses them into being "valuable". I don't see why a bunch of open source computer programmers can't create some currency too. Why is that deluded, but some faceless bureaucrat with a printer any less deluded? I would take a currency "backed" by cryptography over a currency "backed" by the FBI any day.
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"No one out there is foolish enough to trade gold for bitcoins."
I'm surprised nobody's been buying those $100 American Platinum Eagle coins in bulk and then using them in Utah, which has just recently set up a weekly price quote per ounce of platinum to set the weekly value of that coin. $100 investment gets you a $1500-1800 token in Utah. Bullion coin is getting recognized in Utah, take advantage of it while you can!
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
Bitcoins are more convenient than trading sacks of shit. And they happen to be more convenient than trading dollars too. So I really hope that Bitcoin can be given a chance as a currency. It would be great for my business (100% freelance online developer.)
How is bitvoin any less easily transacted than the electronically traded poocoin? Or Excahnge traded goldshares?
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Why anyone would pay real money for this fake virtual money? It's just not logical.
Easy: because people are not logical, and because they think that there will be a greater fool than them somewhere down the line. If you'd bought BitCoins yesterday at their $10 rate and sold them today at the $20 rate, you'd have made a profit. If you bought them at $10 and hold on to them until people realise that they've run out of suckers, then you will make a loss.
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"Like bit coin it can only be mined at a steady rate so it can't be manipulated."
Bollocks, you clearly have no idea what money is.
Anything used as currency can be manipulated in a fractional reserve manner. Why the fuck do you think we have bubbles and crashes?
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Look at the Bitcoin price chart . This is a price-only 90 day chart. The site normally displays the price on top of the volume, which obfuscates the trend. Displayed in this form, the chart just screams "bubble".
Yesterday's drop takes the price back to where it was on June 6. Which is twice the price of June 1. Which is twice the price of May 1. Which is three times the price of April 4. Yesterday just happened to be the first big drop.
Patterns like that in something that doesn't generate revenue are usually associated with "High Yield Investment Programs" and Ponzi scams. One wonders how many Bitcoins the people behind this bought early.
One potential problem is that there are huge stores of Bitcoin floating around, and nobody knows who owns them. Some were created "back in the day" when the network was small and computation was easy. Others were probably picked up by curiosity seekers, who then lost interest.
Either way there are potentially plenty of Bitcoin that could come back on the market at any point, depressing the price and leading to a currency crash.
What the Bitcoin economy needs is an expiration date. Coins must see some transaction once every two years or they become invalid. Alternatively they could be rolled back to the community via through some new mechanism.
I'll be more than happy to pay any one of you in Bitcoin to come work for me. In fact, I'll also pay you in Warcraft gold too! They're basically the same thing (minus the centralized role of Blizzard as steward of monetary policy). Don't all rush at once.
More people trying to get something for nothing. Work for what you want and quit trying to get the fast buck.
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We're really, really needing that 3-Ark plan about now!
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I don't know if bitcoin is a good store of value, but I do know that it is worth considering as a transaction currency, because it is unregulated and range-bound.
We all know bitcoins can't go to infinity, because there is a infinite amounts of goods out there, but we also should know that bitcoin will unlikely go to zero. In fact, I can guarantee that it will not go to zero, because I can take a few K of my own money and guarantee an exchange value for all the bitcoins in existence. Now, why would somebody do that? Well, because bitcoin can be useful as a private transaction currency. As long as it is useful for transactions, it will probably be worth it for somebody somewhere to back it, for something.
I don't know if it is in a bubble, or how volatile it will be, but as long as it's range bound, the market will be able to compensate for that and make it useful. Even if the nature of bitcoin makes it deflationary, and susceptible to wild fluctuation. As long as it's range-bound, and useful for transactions, I don't believe the market will fail. However, it may change its pricing structure. People may price their stuff dollars, euros, or gold, and then complete the transaction in bitcoins. Even if that's the best that bitcoin can do, its still a major improvement.
Another very important thing. When governments screw with the currency, they almost always accompany it with things like capital controls, legal tender laws, limited withdraws, forced exchange rates, and so on. Bitcoin has none of that getting in the way, meaning the market will probably be extremely flexable about bitcoin use.
No, gold just stood out from the other elements because it didn't readily oxidize / form compounds, was relatively dense, and shiny. It was great for primitive cavemen collecting shiny rocks. It is not, however, a good study in practical value equaling its commodity value. Gold is less practical than iron or titanium, and less practical and less valuable than pretty much any concentrated radioisotope that isn't U-238. (synthetic isotopes are the most obscenely valuable things in existence) You can of course transmute lead into gold with the "alchemy" of physics but it's not even close to being worth the cost. And let's face it, in the zombie / post-nuclear apocalypse, lead is probably more valuable anyway. Especially when it's encased in brass and has a primer behind it.
Nobody hoards dollar bills in a mattress. They keep them in interest bearing accounts. There are transaction costs in acquiring gold and/or converting it to local currency to make a purchase.
This strawman is essentially a very long "tortoise vs. hare" scenario in which you start with two equivalent lump sums and tie a boat anchor around the dollar. Nobody, I mean NOBODY invests like that.
It's sad that this strawman is picked up and repeated by so many people to reassure themselves about their buy-and-hold investments in volatile commodities.
If the economy collapses that far foreign currency will be used long before gold or silver. Even then, expect prices to be very high as demand for good will be much higher than demand for stores of value.
THIS.
When your economic system collapses you don't simply forget how modern economy works and turn to bartering raw goods.
Instead, you lean on the closest neighboring system that is still reliable.
Also, gold and silver would be almost worthless in such an economy. Just ask anyone who spent a year or two in a country where a war was going on at the time.
A dozen eggs gets traded for a solid gold ring with an emerald or two. Or for 20-40 units of preferred foreign currency if you have any.
And if there are any eggs to buy in the first place.
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I couldn't find the "Buy Now!" button.
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I'm not sure whether you're being sarcastic or not, but the $100 value stamped on US coins is a relic from the time when Federal Reserve Notes could be exchanged for them, prior to the Nixon Shock. Not even the US Mint will sell you one for $100 in Federal Reserve Notes.
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Currency only has any value as long as it is accepted by people for exchange for goods and services, it can be inflated (its supply can be increased) and it can be deflated (its supply can be decreased, usually by the issuer buying the currency back for whatever assets from people).
But there is one catch.
While currency is inflated, but people still do not feel that they are rapidly losing purchasing power in it (feeling is different from reality btw), the currency will still be in circulation, used for exchange.
But once the people decide en mass that the currency is actually worthless, at that point it is impossible to give the currency ANY value back by just the issuer buying it back. At that point it absolutely will not matter if most of that currency is removed from the market, nobody will want it regardless if even just 1 unit of it is left in the market. If its perceived as worthless, it stays worthless.
You can't handle the truth.
Someone just cashed out a large deposit of bitcoins, and these nerds and bitcoin miners just got played. 3 months ago, this thing was less than $1. Now it was $30? lolz Someone made some good money, and waited for there to be enough liquidity for them to be able to cash out and raped the order book. This is a classic accumulation/distribution (a.k.a pump and dump) pattern where a few buyers suck in a multitude of retail fools by slowing raising the price through accumulation, and then once retail fervor hits, they dump it and get out. It's so stereotypical, it's a cliche, and I guess bitcoin just fell for it as well. I only wish I could short this thing, it's going back to below $1.
Don't feed the troll who is attempting to undermine my credibility; it only gives him more credibility. On the other hand, countertrolling the trolls is one of Slashdot's great pleasures. If this MMORPG had classes I would like mine to be countertroll. (It has score and achievements, why not classes?) So if you can make one or two comments which cause him to waste his time making dozens, then you get points. But if you attempt to engage him directly, he rubs his hands together and cackles with glee over how much more clever he is than you are.
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I guess you illustrated my point. You are attacking me now instead of my point.
And perhaps the definition of "troll" itself is not fully understood. To "troll" is to make comments that are intended to cause a negative reaction from others. My comment was intended to call attention to the negative and to push in favor of the positive. It seems clear you believe "troll" means "against my point of view" which would be incorrect by most anyone's definition.
I see you as futile as you have been in the past. You might characterize it as "running away" but I can demonstrate that the attempt was made and that it has failed and will continue to fail. It was my mistake even to try.
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I'd worry about getting a real currency out of the system. After you've "sold" BitCoins, you have to get settlement in another currency. This is done through rather flakey outfits like Liberty Reserve, which requires arbitration in Costa Rica, or Dwolla, Inc, which gives no business address on their web site but is incorporated in Iowa with a business address of 1312 Locust St, Des Moines, IA 50309 - a boarded up building in Google StreetView.
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absent notices & contracts to the contrary, cash must be accepted.
cash is NOT required to be accepted for debts in the US, if the exlusion had been specified before the debt situation exists.
when clearly posted notices are available (such as at some gas stations or hotels) or given as part of a signed business contract between an individual and a company or between two companies, cash can be rejected.
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Don't feed the troll who is attempting to undermine my credibility; it only gives him more credibility. On the other hand, countertrolling the trolls is one of Slashdot's great pleasures. If this MMORPG had classes I would like mine to be countertroll. (It has score and achievements, why not classes?) So if you can make one or two comments which cause him to waste his time making dozens, then you get points. But if you attempt to engage him directly, he rubs his hands together and cackles with glee over how much more clever he is than you are.
I no longer wonder why so many people say "Don't feed the trolls". Do you?
Look around you some time. Nothing at all scarce about shit. The human race is drowning in it.
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So they turned off their internet connection?
I am surprised at the cynicism about Bitcoins. A P2P network that has all transactions signed with crypto is very cool. It's the plot point of Crytonomicon made real, without the hidden nazi gold behind it. Well and no central company making a fortune with the digital currency, but the concept is about as techy as you can be. For the average user the interface is still a bit overly techy. If it gets to the convenience of paypal without the 3% fees it could start to shake things up.
Is it just coincidence that everybody that believes in linking currency to gold is also completely incapable of writing coherently?
The fact that people supporting gold-linked currency also support BitCoin actually puts me off the whole scheme. Frankly I'd trust a straight barter system more than this artificial and easily gamed currency.
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Especially when it's encased in brass and has a primer behind it
bingo, copper jacketed lead is the only "currency" worth stockpiling vs. the USD, because if the USD crashes you can bet your ass that your shares in gold paper slips will be worthless and the guys who sold them to you will be unavailable (and likely dead)
people aren't going to wake up one day and say "well shit, the dollar crashed and is now worthless, i guess i am penniless and had better start working for someone who will pay me in gold"
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Sort of a reverse miracle.
I'm guessing THAT is the case since you are able to see that video, and yet you are blind to what is happening there.
Zimbabwe is the case of a catastrophic failure of government AND the economic system that has no access to a strong economic system (no foreign currency available to its citizens), no infrastructure to speak of, basically 0 accumulated personal wealth owned by its citizens - BUT with rather easy access to exploitable natural resources.
Like gold and people.
They are trading gold for bread cause that is the only valuable thing they can get their hands on - and there are no readily available banks or exchange offices for them to get their hands on dollars or Euros.
And the price is "what the market can bear" - i.e. or what one man can dig up in a day. Wanna know why?
Because their economic system got replaced by an exploitation system.
It's not even a barter system. Gold traders are just using them as basically free workforce in order to get to the natural resources of the land which are basically no longer under anyone's care.
You know what would happen if they were able to dig up gold for two breads? Price of the bread would go up.
They are simply slave labor, only without any visible chains or any particular "master" to claim them as his property.
THAT is the image of the "golden standard". Sifting earth the whole day long in order to buy a loaf of bread.
Cause gold ain't worth squat if you can't trade it to a fair trader for a fair price.
And I'm making a guess here, but I assume that you are not one of those people I mentioned in the post above - the ones who've actually seen an economic system collapse.
Cause I am one of those people. Seen it, lived it, made it to the other side.
Bosnia. '92, winter of '93 in particular, '94- '95 it was already looking up as trade and aid roads opened up.
First your money becomes worthless, but most people are not aware of it yet.
You can still buy locally produced food - like milk and other perishable items that must be sold anyway.
If you are living in an urban setting you might also get some stamps which you have to have along with your money in order to buy that milk.
That's if your local government has some level of social responsibility instead of just letting the "invisible hand of the market" fix everything.
Meanwhile, those with money, who are aware where things are going are bringing out bags full of old money and buying up foreign currency.
Pretty soon though, everyone catches on to the fact that your old money is worthless for anything with actual value - like clothing, home appliances, spare parts, luxury items, high-calorie food, medicines...
You must have strong currency to buy those. Like Dollars or Deutsche Marks - later being the preferred foreign currency even before the war.
But hold on... There can't be enough foreign currency going around, right? What do you use for change and stuff?
Simple. Take the biggest banknote you got in the bank vaults (the only one with any value left in it), take a large rubber stamp - and turn the former currency into scrip with new value, adjusted according to the current value of foreign currency.
You could print your own new currency too, but that makes sense only once trade routes between cities and with the "outside" are functional again.
Until then, scrip will do fine - and it's easily exchangeable for old "non-scripped" money.
Sure, you can sell your jewelery and buy things, but guess what? Price of gold goes down the drain.
Hear those gold traders in that video of yours asking for 0.1 gram of gold for a tin of grain? HA!
You could get a whole gold wedding ring for that much corn in '93.
Plus a "One can't eat gold. THIS... corn... is what one lives from".
That piece of wisdom from a peasant with maybe 4 years of elementary education but with plent
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Notify me when:
- 1 checking your DNA is as cheap as checking the validity of a bitcoin
- 2 you can actually transfer poocoin through the internet
1: you don't have to check it. That's what the Poo Reserve Holding company does. And since it's the same DNA it won't be hard to assay it for unique SNPs. It's not like sequencing it.
2: You trade it the signed electronic certs not poo. For that you just use PooPal.com
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Bitcoin gives the feds every excuse to make use of those backdoors in every operating system.
Because bitcoin runs on top of an operating system, it should not be assumed to be anonymous at all. All the users of bitcoin are probably being monitored via backdoored software.
I would think that the legality of establishing/creating any currency, online or not, would be illegal. Anybody have any details/insight on what laws Bitcoin is operating under that allow it to create this currency?
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And that's the funny thing. If Bitcoint becomes a success then someone is going to try a Bitcoin mk 2 so they can mine the coins in the new system before anyone else. Before you know it you have a sea of these stupid faux currencies with speculators jumping ship from one to the next.
To "troll" is to make comments that are intended to cause a negative reaction from others.
To be fair, trolling is saying things you don't believe in order to cause a given reaction. Saying things you do believe but know will cause a flamewar is flamebaiting. There is a subtle but real difference, and those of us who would like to see flames but not trolls or vice versa would appreciate it if people would moderate correctly :)
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