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Coca-Cola and Pepsi Change Recipe To Avoid Cancer Warning

jones_supa writes "California has added 4-methylimidazole (a caramel coloring) to the list of carcinogenic compounds that require an explicit warning when added to foodstuffs. Incidentally, this has entailed the big two cola producers to modify their recipe to decrease the amount of the substance — just enough to avoid the warning. The change to the recipe has already been introduced in California but will be rolled out across the U.S. to streamline manufacturing. The American Beverage Association noted that there is not enough evidence to show the coloring to cause cancer in humans."

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  1. California by nman64 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybody knows that everything causes cancer in California.

    1. Re:California by A10Mechanic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How do we know that California doesn't cause cancer? How can we be sure? Is there a proximity? Do people in Nevada get some sort of horrible sickness?

    2. Re:California by oracleguy01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except the TSA body scanners... those are very safe. Unlike the food coloring in cola that is cancer in a bottle.

    3. Re:California by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that everything causes cancer in California.

      Says you.

      Surgeon Generals Warning: Backtalk may lead to cancer of the patho... epid... nucleo... well, the wossname, so watchit, bub!

      Dang!

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    4. Re:California by philip.paradis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do people in Nevada get some sort of horrible sickness?

      Many people in Nevada seem to suffer from horrible sickness, but it seems to increase the closer you get to Las Vegas. I'm certainly not ruling out a California connection, though.

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    5. Re:California by lgw · · Score: 4, Informative

      Everybody knows that everything causes cancer in California.

      True story! These labels are a total joke here - seems like every building and half the brands of cars have these stupid warning labels.

      To those who are unfamiiar with this nonsense: if you buy a car in California, there's a good chance that a new car will come with a big sticker on the driver's side window - for your safety!

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    6. Re:California by nman64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It can be shown that 100% of cancer incidents reported in California affected patients in California. We must therefore warn you that California may cause cancer.

    7. Re:California by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do people in Nevada get some sort of horrible sickness?

      Many people in Nevada seem to suffer from horrible sickness, but it seems to increase the closer you get to Las Vegas. I'm certainly not ruling out a California connection, though.

      Good chance they were already affected before they arrived. The southwest was a Mecca for people suffering Consumption (Tuberculosis) back in the day. While there is some dust, perhaps from mining, anything radioactive is probably in eastern Nevada or Utah. In dry air bacteria has a short lifespan. (This is why people may go years without suffering a cold out here.)

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    8. Re:California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whoosh.

    9. Re:California by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

      Simpler than that, actually. Everything causes cancer, everywhere. Some things just cause cancer faster than other things. And some states are more anal about labeling things.

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    10. Re:California by Nutria · · Score: 2

      My health-food eating, California-living relative got and died from cancer. Thus, I'm not sure whether to call you an insensitive clod or an insightful social commentator.

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    11. Re:California by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Everybody knows that everything causes cancer in California.

      I suspect that the 12t of sugar in a can of Coke will do far more health damage than the 4-methylimidazole. Possibly even cancer-related.

      Oh, but California would rather you die of complications of diabetes or heart disease than cancer. No, really, that's the unavoidable conclusion.

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    12. Re:California by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Bacteria don't cause colds.

    13. Re:California by nman64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Careful, there. Being pedantic is known to the State of California to cause cancer.

    14. Re:California by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      I always thought those signs were a form of cancer. They're sprouting up all over the place!

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    15. Re:California by chrissigler · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Is this what you're referring to?

      Maybe it's because I live in Texas where we're apparently still not sure about the whole cigarettes-cause-cancer bit... but this seems a bit ridiculous.

      Who is the target audience of warning labels like this? I would think that there are two demographics relevant to such a warning:

      1. 1. People who can/will read a block of text that long and know what a particulate is.
      2. 2. People who are too dumb to know better than to chug motor oil.

      I have a funny feeling these groups are mutually exclusive.

    16. Re:California by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Bacteria don't cause colds.

      Right, virii do

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    17. Re:California by nman64 · · Score: 2

      ...the 12t of sugar in a can of Coke...

      It's actually a full LoC of high-fructose corn syrup, which is complimented by the caffeine to ensure a timely arrival to your death bed.

    18. Re:California by nman64 · · Score: 1

      +1 Informative

    19. Re:California by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      I've long wanted to make a sign that says "Welcome to California - May Cause Cancer" and put it up under the California state line sign on I-80 West.

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    20. Re:California by retchdog · · Score: 1

      please provide evidence that 34mg of caffeine will harm me.

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    21. Re:California by pieisgood · · Score: 2

      This is the case in all of the states. The leading cause of death is heart disease, most people only care about cancer and aids though (leading cause of death in the world is heart disease, more than cancer and aids combined). Yet, I never see any stickers on the back of cars shaped like a heart. Needless to say, but cancer researchers have done a much better job of marketing than those working on heart disease.

      At least all the pharma companies know where the money is at (heart medication). Too bad their recent research efforts have ended rather POORLY.

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    22. Re:California by nman64 · · Score: 1

      When you're already suffering from dangerously-high blood pressure as a result of years of Coca-Cola consumption, it won't help you.

    23. Re:California by Higgins_Boson · · Score: 1

      Mind.... BLOWN .

    24. Re:California by evilviper · · Score: 1

      These labels are a total joke here - seems like every building and half the brands of cars have these stupid warning labels.

      Since the law was passed, I was amazed to find the most mundane things like PIECES OF WOOD are known to cause cancer. Of course this is because of the chemicals used to treat them.

      Does that make it a joke? I certainly don't think so... I've taken steps to limit my exposure in response, and would be change my buying habits to prefer products without that label, if it was possible to find any.

      Clearly, Coke/Pepsi don't think it's a joke, or at least don't think the public at large will find it all that amusing... Hence the change in formula. I'd call that a real, positive effect, all around.

      Admittedly, the labels on every building, everywhere, is a bit of a joke, at least because it's just a boilerplate message that doesn't require any specificity as to what the problem is.

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    25. Re:California by Adriax · · Score: 1

      Half of LA drives to vegas every friday. Of course there's going to be some contamination.

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    26. Re:California by Pope · · Score: 1

      What the fuck is a "virii"?

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    27. Re:California by omnichad · · Score: 2

      Most, but not all. S. pyogenes, for one, depending on how you define the common cold.

    28. Re:California by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Virii" and "Priii" is what people like to type when they want to appear smart (using the Latin plural). The rest of us just type viruses and Priuses.

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    29. Re:California by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem I have is when warning labels go on items where we really haven't established that is a carcinogen. I remember the alar scare of '89(?). A lot of apple growers were hurt by the publicity. Then alar got cleared but not after a lot of economic damage to the industry.

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    30. Re:California by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      On behalf of your parent post and user Pope, thanks for the definition. Google was apparently broken. :-)

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    31. Re:California by cpu6502 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I moved to California 2 weeks ago for a temp job, and yes it's a strange place. My first indication: It was pouring-down rain, with almost no visiblity, and not a single Californian on the I-15 had their headlights turned on. I was literally driving blind (cause I couldn't see the other cars). I just slowed down & hoped I didn't hit anyone.

      Back home on the east coast everybody turns on their headlights when it rains so (1) they can see where they're going and (2) other drivers can see them. I guess Californians lack that basic common sense? So maybe Californians really DO need those labels on their cars to inform them of the obvious (cars pollute). LOL

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    32. Re:California by rednip · · Score: 1

      How do we know that California doesn't cause cancer? How can we be sure?

      Perhaps you can get funding to conduct a study where you simply travel around CA with some lab mice while several other people do the same thing in other states?

      What I don't really understand is how dismissive the 'group think' is about this. Did everyone who takes scientific evidence seriously go out drinking already? Sure there are a lot of things that have been shown to cause cancer, while some might call laughter 'the best medicine' it's certainly not a vaccination.

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    33. Re:California by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      These labels are a total joke here - seems like every building and half the brands of cars have these stupid warning labels.

      Yeah, including canisters of pure oxygen. True story.

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    34. Re:California by macwhizkid · · Score: 1

      Oh, but California would rather you die of complications of diabetes or heart disease than cancer. No, really, that's the unavoidable conclusion.

      I'm not sure about diabetes, but when my time comes up I'd much prefer a massive heart attack (hopefully with the majority of suffering for me and my family over in less than a day), than a slow, drawn-out battle with cancer. I've seen that a couple times, and used to work next to a cancer center. Cancer is an ugly way to go.

      Unfortunately, my family history has many more cases of cancer and Alzheimer's than heart disease, though I've still got a few decades to decide on a strategy. Eating lots more burgers and fries, perhaps? Assuming California doesn't outlaw those...

    35. Re:California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      we just have better eyes and spatial awareness.... comes from years of driving with a million cars on the road.

      MAN UP.

    36. Re:California by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Watch out for the California sun. It too is cancerous (as is the sunblock which damages the skin).

      And I bet California girls have a shorter lifespan due to their manmade chests. (ducking and running)

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    37. Re:California by unkiereamus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I don't type Priii to appear smart, I do it because the notion of three running 'i's tickles my fancy.

      Don't forget to leave room for whimsy in your cynical view of the world.

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    38. Re:California by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I buy this unless everyone is driving around 15 y.o. vehicles. Don't almost all vehicles made in the past many years come with some type of daytime running lights?

    39. Re:California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its California.. if the government doesn't turn on your headlights, clearly its because headlights consume power and thus are not green. Also, if safety was an issue, the government would've turned them on for you.

      Or.. they're broke and forgot to turn on the headlight management system.

    40. Re:California by Intropy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There you go assuming that the labels are accurate in a practical sense. The joke is that California requires that warning on many so many chemicals with so tenuous a connection to cancer that it's basically impossible to use as an actual warning. That problem is exacerbated by the potential lawsuits when not issueing the warning, the fact that there's no exposure/penalty for warning unnecessarily, and the lack of specificity you noted. The net effect is that if you see such a notice you can rest assured that some chemical compound nearby that you may or may not actually be exposed to might possibly have some connection to cancer at some concentration that may or not actually be present... or someone just wants to cover his ass and not get sued. Not a lot of information content.

    41. Re:California by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Funny

      for argument sake, Hasnt coke and pepsi been around for about 100 years?

      also hasnt the avg life expenctancy gone up dramatically in the past 100 years?

      Therefore, I conclude that coke and pepsi have been keeping people alive longer!, thank you, where is my grant check?

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    42. Re:California by daath93 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Please tickle your "fancy" behind closed doors. Some of us are like to retain our vision.

    43. Re:California by Grizzley9 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Time to bring back Crystal Pepsi and Tab Clear! It's the early 90's trend all over again! Perhaps 7up can be relevant again.

    44. Re:California by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      Yes, but not tail lights, which is what you really need to be seen when it's raining. Especially true if you're driving a grey car that blends in well with the drizzle.

    45. Re:California by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because people feel that heart disease is a fat/old person problem? Its not always the case but that's how it's portrayed on TV and movies. The fat/old person does some very strenuous activity and they have a heart attack. People see that and think 'Well I'm not fat or old, my heart has no problems! But even Lance Armstrong had cancer and he's in way better shape than me!'

    46. Re:California by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      "Virii" and "Priii" is what people like to type when they want to appear smart (using the Latin plural). The rest of us just type viruses and Priuses.

      Sort of an amateur way of appearing smart, since people often keep using the plural nominative regardless of the position in the English sentence. But as with many things, the smarter one shows oneself to be by application of knowledge, the less others are able to understand. Hence it would not make much sense to see ten Prios.

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    47. Re:California by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      I WISH I could get coke with sugar in it. It tastes so much better than that High Fructose Corn Syrup bullshit.

    48. Re:California by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      Seriously? No, I don't think Coke or Pepsi think it's a joke. I think they think the warning labels are very serious and they don't want to have to use them. The fact the labels are required at all, now that's the joke. A "consumer would have to drink more than 1,000 cans a day to reach the doses administered that have shown links to cancer in rodents." That's not a study, that's poison. That's useless as far as extrapolating to human affects. Have they never heard of a dose/response relationship? How about a study of the same chemical with a dose approximating ten cans a day. That's still excessive, but it's at least two orders of magnitude closer to reality. If no statistically significant number of cancers emerge from this, we can get rid of the labels, right? Somehow, I doubt there's any mechanism to remove something from a precautionary-principle-based boogeyman list when debunked by valid science.

    49. Re:California by 6ULDV8 · · Score: 2

      Most, but not all. S. pyogenes, for one, depending on how you define the common cold.

      Common definition.

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    50. Re:California by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Needless to say, but cancer researchers have done a much better job of marketing than those working on heart disease.

      That's in part because heart disease is already reasonably well understood. While it is, in many cases, unavoidable, we know what we can do (on average) to prevent or at least delay it, and when it strikes, usually the only option is better diet/exercise, or surgery. While the symptoms can be managed with drugs (my father is taking warfarin for high blood pressure, for example), the only way to "cure" it is through one or both of those two options. Cancer, on the other hand, is a collection of hundreds of different diseases, each with different pathology. Some of them are in the same boat as heart disease: largely unavoidable, and very few treatment options beyond living well. Others are easy to treat with drugs or surgery. That second category of cancers is the reason that the cancer researchers have done a better job at marketing... they discover drugs that can have an effect on certain types of cancer, and they develop them.

      That being said, I think it would be *much* better for public health on the whole if more energy was spent on living/eating well. People would be less likely to have certain types of cancer if they didn't have a weakened immune response caused by poor physical health, not to mention the significantly lower risk of heart attack and other forms of heart disease. It's win-win, but the corporatocracy doesn't see it that way.

    51. Re:California by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why does the land of fruits and nuts get to dictate what's in our Cokes? and what ever happened to personal responsibility? why must we baby proof the world? hell living causes cancer, we gonna stick warnings on babies next? Oh and before anybody says its because of the rising cost of healthcare (while ignoring the average 3000% profits the drug companies are making is what's causing the incredible explosion of cost) let me retort with this modest proposal: I'll be happy to sign an iron clad wavier that says if i get cancer the ONLY thing I'll get is plain old morphine (which is cheap) and in return you remove ALL TAXES and hand me a get out of jail free card which covers pretty much any sin law, so no more taxes on cigarettes and beer, no more throwing me in jail if I want to smoke a joint, deal? watch how quick your weaselly congress critters balk at that proposal, why? because all those taxes are going to pretty much anything BUT healthcare, its just another way they can raise taxes without the masses balking. Hell mine spent the cigarette taxes on a trauma center when there wasn't a damned thing wrong with the one we had, why? "Because the state next door had a nicer one that we did", yeah like smokers are constantly rushed to trauma centers and we are all four years old, God forbid someone has something nicer than us!

      basically the whole thing stinks. no matter how much you dumb down the planet all you are gonna get is bigger dipshits. if you give ANYTHING in massive doses to mice its gonna kill them, hell even water. Maybe we should put a warning label about water too, along with a giant arrow that shows the idiots which end of the bottle the liquid comes out of, geez.

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    52. Re:California by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I WISH I could get coke with sugar in it. It tastes so much better than that High Fructose Corn Syrup bullshit.

      Go to the Mexican grocery, but it doesn't really matter, they're both about 50/50 glucose/fructose.

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    53. Re:California by stuffeh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "not a single Californian on the I-15 had their headlights turned on"

      I call BS. There's an effective law which requires everyone to have their lights on whenever it rains. But the 15 *is* socal so when it rains there, no one knows knows what to do. Are you sure it wasn't just a little drizzle? If it was, then you need to get your windshield cleaned and wipers replaced.

    54. Re:California by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      The leading cause of death is heart disease, most people only care about cancer and aids though (leading cause of death in the world is heart disease, more than cancer and aids combined). Yet, I never see any stickers on the back of cars shaped like a heart. Needless to say, but cancer researchers have done a much better job of marketing than those working on heart disease

      It's because the general way to lower one's risk of heart disease is quite unappealing. Basically, stuff like eliminating trans fats (as much as possible - there are natural sources) and lowering one's intake of sodium (but not too much).

      However, general experience has found that people hate when you reduce the salt - low sodium products don't sell as well as their high-sodium counterparts.

      Ditto on laws against using hydrogenated oils - the leading source of trans fats in fried products. (Using non-hydrogenated oils causes the food fried that way to spoil quicker). Which has others up in arms about losing their favorite fried foods, usually with FUD like "the government is making it illegal to eat fried foods". Which isn't true since many manufacturers have switched their recipes to avoid hydrogenated oils and we still have fried potato chips and chicken and other things.

      Cancer, OTOH, is a lot easier to deal with. "Avoid these chemicals? OK!" Most likely because avoiding the cancer causing agents doesn't affect lifestyle so much (i.e., it doesn't affect I feed myself).

    55. Re:California by locater16 · · Score: 1

      More importantly, it has been shown in studies that those, with cancer, are incredibly likely, to develop cancer. Thus it is now the law that when you develop cancer, doctors must warn you about the health risks, visa vis, your likelihood, to then develop cancer. Don't do cancer kids, it leads to cancer.

    56. Re:California by jittles · · Score: 1

      I moved to California 2 weeks ago for a temp job, and yes it's a strange place. My first indication: It was pouring-down rain, with almost no visiblity, and not a single Californian on the I-15 had their headlights turned on. I was literally driving blind (cause I couldn't see the other cars). I just slowed down & hoped I didn't hit anyone.

      Back home on the east coast everybody turns on their headlights when it rains so (1) they can see where they're going and (2) other drivers can see them. I guess Californians lack that basic common sense? So maybe Californians really DO need those labels on their cars to inform them of the obvious (cars pollute). LOL

      I'm your exact opposite. I went from California to the East coast and I have to say that I am sick and tired of the East Coast idiots who think they are doing the world a favor by turning on their hazard lights during a rain storm. I can see your effing car. What I can't see, are your turn signals when you have your hazard lights on. I can't tell you how many near misses (and a couple of hits) I've seen due to people changing lanes into other cars w/ their hazard lights on. East coast drivers scare the HELL out of me in the rain.

    57. Re:California by EXrider · · Score: 1

      I take this shit with a grain of salt, practically EVERYTHING in excess can harm you. Expose yourself to too much sun, you burn or get skin cancer. Drink too much water, die of electrolytic shock. Breathe too much concentrated oxygen, suffer from hyperoxia. Consume too much caffeine, suffer from caffeine overdose. Consuming too much of any food items can be toxic, or health averse at least.

      Common sense folks, everything in moderation. I know that's hard for people to understand these days, but why the fuck are we wasting tax money creating a nanny state to tell us something that every other (undomesticated) animal on the planet has already evolved enough to figure out? We can either thrust ourselves back to the stone-ages to protect ourselves from all these modern refined foods, CO2 and cancer spewing machines, or we can continue to advance and find ways to deal with it.

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    58. Re:California by formfeed · · Score: 1

      It's not California, it's the companies with intentionally bad labels that make the cancer warning a joke.

      I noticed at one hardware store they now started printing warnings about wearing safety glasses on all of their product packages! And a "this product contains a substance known .." label is just as much a joke. It doesn't make anything safer, just helps the company to be in compliance. A clock that " ..contains lead"! - Is it painted in lead or are they talking about the wiring inside? The water valve: are they talking about the brass only or do the valve parts containing lead? And the unboiled linseed oil, that might "contain a substance..", lead? chrome? solvents after all?

      On the other hand there are good labels. A sander that warns you about lead present in old paint, any container that tells you that it contains X, not just "a substance", or very specific warnings, that tell you that part Y of this product contains X.

      Usually I buy the stuff with the specific label and avoid the dishonest "something-bad-in-here, not-gonna-tell-you-what, but-now-you-are-responsible" brand

    59. Re:California by Elshar · · Score: 1

      I think proximity does cause califonicancer. Everywhere I look, there's people here (In Oregon) attempting to make Oregon more like, well, California of all places. Somehow they get tired of Cali, decide fuck it, let's move! And then want the place they move to be just like the place they left.

      Ah, well. Maybe someone will develop some kind of cure. I know, we could have a gold colored ribbon! Oregon for the cure!

    60. Re:California by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Do people in Nevada get some sort of horrible sickness?

      Many people in Nevada seem to suffer from horrible sickness, but it seems to increase the closer you get to Las Vegas. I'm certainly not ruling out a California connection, though.

      Nothing to do with California. Rule #1 in Nevada: Protection, Protection, Protection!

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    61. Re:California by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Informative

      If virus was Latin, the plural would be either viri or virua (for the nominative or accusative forms)...

      Except that virus in Latin has no attested plural and viri is always the plural to vir, meaning "man", cognate to the English word "wer" as in "werewolf". There's also a chance of virus actually having been a 4th declension noun (no one knows for sure today), and in that case, the English plural would have been "viruses" anyway.

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    62. Re:California by demonlapin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Latin plural would be vira (according to Wikipedia; other possibilities would be viri if interpreted as a second-declension masculine noun, or virus if a fourth-declension masculine, or virua if fourth-declension neuter) or (running through the same possibilities as above) Pria, Prii (two i's only), Prius, Priua. Priii is never right.

    63. Re:California by formfeed · · Score: 1

      "Virii" and "Priii" is what people like to type when they want to appear smart (using the Latin plural).

      Except, that "virii" would mean the singular is "virius". And "viri"is the plural of "vir" man.
      By golly, these commoners trying to appear smart..

    64. Re:California by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Virii" and "Priii" is what people like to type when they want to appear smart (using the Latin plural). The rest of us just type viruses and Priuses.

      Bah, the -us/-i variation is used in plain ol' English, too:

      asparagus, asparagi
      broccolus, broccoli
      spaghettus, spaghetti
      us, I

      Whoops, that last one is backwards...

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    65. Re:California by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that everything causes cancer in California.

      True story! These labels are a total joke here - seems like every building...

      This is true. It would be a lot more helpful if those warnings came with actual percentages, or actual numbers. Then, there would be an actual basis for comparison and for shopping around. As it stands, those warnings are completely counter-productive.

    66. Re:California by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      My 2003 honda does not have automatic anything. Running lights must be switched on manually (which Im not sure Ive ever done-- if its raining its full headlights for me), as must the headlights.

    67. Re:California by brainboyz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because CA has gotten to the point where they label anything that might conceivably cause cancer in doses 1000s of times higher than anyone would normally be exposed to. Yes, we know, everything causes cancer in high doses.

      Hell, fast food joints have Prop-65 warnings because cooking potatoes and coffee causes a trace amount of some chemical to form in certain circumstances, which causes cancer in high doses. Yes, they have reason to be dismissive and laugh because reason has left the building.

    68. Re:California by arnoldo.j.nunez · · Score: 1

      I take this shit with a grain of salt, practically EVERYTHING in excess can harm you. Expose yourself to too much sun, you burn or get skin cancer. Drink too much water, die of electrolytic shock. Breathe too much concentrated oxygen, suffer from hyperoxia. Consume too much caffeine, suffer from caffeine overdose. Consuming too much of any food items can be toxic, or health averse at least. Common sense folks, everything in moderation. I know that's hard for people to understand these days, but why the fuck are we wasting tax money creating a nanny state to tell us something that every other (undomesticated) animal on the planet has already evolved enough to figure out? We can either thrust ourselves back to the stone-ages to protect ourselves from all these modern refined foods, CO2 and cancer spewing machines, or we can continue to advance and find ways to deal with it.

      (Emphasis mine). So heroin in moderation? Hydrofluoric acid in moderation? Gamma ray exposure in moderation?

    69. Re:California by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I had always understood that caramel coloring (what is supposedly being discussed here) was basically one of a very few additives that does not need to appear in ingredient lists (by FDA standards) because it is completely harmless.

      Whats happening is that Coke and Pepsi dont want "cancer" associated with their product; it has nothing to do with increased safety, and everything to do with a ridiculous law increasing operating costs for no good reason.

    70. Re:California by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      You're right, but like most cheap plastic products they're meant to be disposable and replaced when they start having issues. Can find "natural" and "organic" everything in the supermarkets, except the women. Finding a natural version of that product in CA seems exceedingly difficult (so I'm not letting mine go anytime soon).

    71. Re:California by xevioso · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are all incorrect. The plural for virus using classical latin is "vira". To wit:

      "The plural of virus is viruses in English -- at least at the moment. Virus is a neuter noun in Latin. That means its plural, if there were an attested ancient usage of virus in the plural, would have ended in an "-a," because neuter nouns in (ancient Greek and) Latin end in an "-a," in the plural nominative and accusative cases. The example of the plural of datum is a case in point. Since datum is a neuter singular, its plural is data.

      Since virus is neuter, vira is a possibility for the nominative/accusative plural. It could not be viri."

      Thus, if a Prius is a gender neutral noun in latin, the plural form would be "Pria"

    72. Re:California by gmanterry · · Score: 1

      "Virii" and "Priii" is what people like to type when they want to appear smart (using the Latin plural). The rest of us just type viruses and Priuses.

      Bah, the -us/-i variation is used in plain ol' English, too:

      asparagus, asparagi
      broccolus, broccoli
      spaghettus, spaghetti
      us, I

      Whoops, that last one is backwards...

      Wish I had points. Beautifully done.

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    73. Re:California by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that everything causes cancer in California.

      Thank California's Prop 65 for this nonsense.

      I've seen a lot of warning labels on electronic products with California-specific cancer warnings. Stuff like "The state of California has determined that this product may be a cancer risk". One of them was... I kid you not... a keyboard.

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    74. Re:California by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Oxygen isnt on the Prop 65 list (google "prop 65 oxygen" and look at the first 10 results). The issue is probably that its not medical-grade oxygen, but fuel oxygen (for welding or whatever), and contains oil etc particulates that CAN be a problem if you used it for, say, a medical procedure.

      Just a tip, you wouldnt want to fill up a canister with a shop air compressor and breathe that air while scuba for that (and other) reasons. Ditto with non-food-grade nitrous oxide, or the water used at construction sites-- you really dont want to consume that stuff.

    75. Re:California by xevioso · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't understand this. I can pick up a piece of asparagus.

      However, when I buy broccoli, at no point is my broccoli a broccolus. When I remove the rubber band, slice it up to steam it, any piece I pick up is still broccoli. So what constitutes a broccolus? The little polypy things on the end? If i hold up one of those, is that a broccolus or just a small piece of broccoli?

      I just don't understand.

    76. Re:California by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They do turn on lights almost everywhere I've been in CA; SF, Silicon Valley, Central Valley, San Diego, Sierras, Mohave, Mendecino, etc. I don't go do LA much, but people there are a bit strange. Best bet is to stay away from them.

    77. Re:California by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Oh ya, forgot to mention. If it is raining enough to make you turn on your windshield wipers, then the law says you need to turn on your lights also.

    78. Re:California by suutar · · Score: 1

      Sure. Zero is very moderate.

    79. Re:California by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Cane sugar is sucrose, which is basically a glucose molecule connected to a fructose molecule.

      High fructose corn syrup is a 54-42 mix of fructose and, you guessed it, glucose.

      They are basically the same, except that the two molecules are not connected in a gigantic sucrose molecule and the ratios are slightly different. Sucrose when metabolized becomes sucrose and fructose, so youre getting the same chemicals in the end regardless. To quote wikipedia,

      Sucrose is broken down during digestion into a mixture of 50% fructose and 50% glucose through hydrolysis by the enzyme sucrase.

      Its telling that when you look at the wikipedia article on HFCS health effects, all of the anti-HFCS studies focus on "does HFCS cause more obesity than no increased sugar intake at all", while all refuting studies investigate "is HFCS significantly different than sucrose regarding health". There was one study that showed that pure fructose IS a greater problem (because fructose doesnt cap insulin response the same way glucose does), but then the discussion was never ON pure fructose-- it has always been on HFCS which is most commonly 55/42 mix.

      The amount of fearmongering, FUD, and hysteria around HFCS is hilarious (or alternately sad, if you are pining for more rational discussion). People dont want to accept that you cant drink 3 cans of soda a day (roughly 1/3 lbs of sugar!) and not become obese; they want to make a scapegoat out of HFCS, never mind that the same amount of sucrose would do just as much damage and taste pretty much the same (though they DO taste very slightly different, I believe).

    80. Re:California by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If youre spending years drinking several beverages a day each containing 1/13 lbs of sugar (~34g sugar, 450g per lb), yea, its not going to do your health any wonders. Trying to claim that the problem is caffeine or HFCS specifically (as opposed to excess sugar in general) is just ridiculous.

    81. Re:California by retchdog · · Score: 1

      less coloring=marginally lower operating costs in the long term.

      now, maybe it will reduce sales, but i find that hard to believe. even if it did, i won't cry for them; thanks to massive corn subsidies, they're still better off with government than without it. live by the sword, die by the sword.

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    82. Re:California by Hemi+Roid · · Score: 1

      Careful, there. Being pedantic is known to the State of California to cause cancer.

      Are you sure? I heard from a reliable source that the California labels cause cancer.

    83. Re:California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Virii" and "Priii" is what people like to type when they want to appear smart (using the Latin plural). The rest of us just type viruses and Priuses.

      doofii

    84. Re:California by EXrider · · Score: 1

      Thank you Cap'n Obvious, I'll be sure to pack my SPF2000 the next time Gamma Rays are in the forecast. That is, assuming California hasn't determined that Zinc Oxide caused cancer in lab animals and subsequently banned sunscreen by then.

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    85. Re:California by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>" East Coast idiots who think they are doing the world a favor by turning on their hazard lights during a rain storm"

      20 years of east coast driving, and I've never seen that. They turn-on their headlights/tailights when it rains, not hazard lights.

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    86. Re:California by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      So, the warnings are on everything from motels to coffee; so many things as to approach meaningless. They cost shittons of money (oversight, new packaging, reformulating every batch of Coke nationwide, etc.) And, at the end of the day, you admit they haven't actually altered your behavior.

      I'd say I'm glad you're voting at the other end of the country, but California is big enough to foist its bullshit nationwide.

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    87. Re:California by jersey_emt · · Score: 1

      No, except in Canada where DRL's are required by federal law.

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    88. Re:California by suutar · · Score: 1

      I've read of places that put up the signs not because they know of a carcinogenic substance on the premises but because it's easier to put it up than to actually test. It's not like it's going to hurt business; everyone else has the signs too...

    89. Re:California by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Of course in most east coast states (here in NY anyway) turning your lights on when it rains is traffic law, and since it never rains in SoCal (where I lived for three years recently) even if there was such an unlikely law not even the traffic police would probably know about it.

    90. Re:California by jittles · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what part of the East you're from, but I see it every rain storm. I live in FL right now, on the 95 corridor, and I see people from almost every eastern seaboard state doing it. It's the stupidest thing I have ever seen. It's actually state law in California that you have to turn your headlights on if you need to use your wipers, as is the case in FL and may other states.

    91. Re:California by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

      They only turn on the hazards when they slow to a crawl (like 30 mph on the interstate) because visibility is extremely low or the water on the pavement is so thick as to be hydroplane hazard (which is common in FL because tropical torrential thunderstorms in summer drop more water than the pavement can drain off). Its a "please notice I'm going slow and don't rear-end my car" measure. However, they would normally only do that when in the far right lane and typically wouldn't be changing lanes at that speed.

    92. Re:California by jittles · · Score: 1

      I've seen people do it at 60mph. But regardless, the state law says that driving with your hazard lights on is illegal, no matter what the circumstances are. If you are in traffic, you cannot legally have your hazard lights on.

    93. Re:California by jittles · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that is to say, if you're stopped you can have your hazards on, but not if you're moving.

    94. Re:California by rec9140 · · Score: 1

      In most states, you are REQUIRED to use headlights, NOT DAYTIME RUNNING LIGHTS (DRL), but HEADLIGHTS during rain or fog or smoke.

      I can't believe the the Republik of Nannyfornia doesn't have this, but has a law requiring that a business has to track down owners of lost property and allows a certain company in the general SF bay area to run around with their own gestapo to enforce state law, when they have no qualifications or standing to do so.

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    95. Re:California by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Everybody here knows what to do when it rains. You have two choices:
      1. Ignore the rain, step on it and rely on your 4-wheel drive and ABS. Or,
      2. Drive as if it's black ice.

    96. Re:California by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Cut them some slack, you managed to drive there in the first rain the average Californian experienced in their life. Nobody told them what to do during rain.

      I was amazed about the lack of self reliance myself when I spent some time there. It really seems that a lot of people are hopelessly lost if they are not told what to do. But then, this is hardly a quality of California, it's a global disease.

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    97. Re:California by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I think I remember our government just recently retracted a law that requires you to be running your lights during daylight hours. At least my mechanic asked me during last checkup whether he should disconnect the "always on" line and replace it with one under my control.

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    98. Re:California by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The question remains, though, whether what they replaced it with is "healthier". After all, their only concern is that they don't get to put a sticker on their bottle.

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    99. Re:California by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And where do you put the sticker on the sun? Where it doesn't shine?

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    100. Re:California by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

      Went to visit my sister in SanFran about 5 years ago. It started pouring down rain, couldn't see anything 10 feet in front of the car on the highway. No one slowed down or turned on their headlights. It freaked me out.

      So I call BS on your post.

    101. Re:California by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      That first link was supposed to go to wikipedia, not to a hilarious prop 65 sign.
      Actual sucrose link:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucrose

    102. Re:California by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      California IS a cancer.

    103. Re:California by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because fat-ass related diseases like diabetes and heart disease are rampant in california. Where do you live? Maybe a southern state?

    104. Re:California by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      why must we baby proof the world?

      Because there's only so much we can do to world proof our babies.

    105. Re:California by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      There was one study that showed that pure fructose IS a greater problem (because fructose doesnt cap insulin response the same way glucose does), but then the discussion was never ON pure fructose-- it has always been on HFCS which is most commonly 55/42 mix.

      That still means that sucrose/pure glucose is a better option from at least for less risk of diabetes. (Of course I don't know how that would influence obesity.) But a different insulin response is a pretty big deal.

    106. Re:California by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

      It's all pretty entertaining. You know what one of the sweeteners with more Fructose than HFCS is? Agave syrup, frequently sold by the same people who make a big deal about how horrible and unhealthy HFCS is.

    107. Re:California by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      In California, the law requires you turn on your lights if you have to turn on your windshield wipers.

      As you noticed, not everyone is perfectly law abiding around here...

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    108. Re:California by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      This, exactly. Its so annoying to explain to someone that turning their headlights "on" is actually necessary for people to see them from behind; their own running lights in the front don't help rear end collisions at all.

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    109. Re:California by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You sure they weren't driving well below the speed limit, being a 'hazard' and thus turning on the lights?

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    110. Re:California by mirix · · Score: 1

      They should probably mention that the "pieces of wood" are treated with arsenic. I don't think it's very crazy to state that arsenic is a health hazard.

      However it would be nice if they claimed what the hazard was. Something like
      This product has been treated with copper II arsenate, a toxic compound, cat 1 carcinogen and dangerous to the environment. Perhaps PEL and how much you can expect to be exposed to in normal use, etc.

      The boilerplate one is understating some things, and crying wolf on others. Not terribly useful.

      Some time ago I bought some pliers - it has the normal boilerplate, with California bolded and different text, to be disparging redneck style, I suppose. But it doesn't say what the carcinogen is... I'm thinking either lead or random plasticizers in the PVC handles.. who knows.

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    111. Re:California by mirix · · Score: 1

      There are multiple types of caramel colouring, I presume (maybe that's stupid) that they don't all fall under the new regulations or so.

      Perhaps they'll change to one that is slightly less stable in acidic environments or something like this. who knows..

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    112. Re:California by Guignol · · Score: 2

      Well, then don't forget to protect your boxii from virusen

    113. Re:California by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      I am attempting to get my penis to read this...

    114. Re:California by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      God forbid those arse hats should use caramelised sugar cane syrup, which is what they are pretending to sell.

      Truth in products, shouldn't all artificial chemicals be banned unless they a clearly listed in bold right along side the label.

      If their greed drives them to sell addictive chemical cocktails, they should be forced to label what they are selling honestly and their commercials should really reflect what people are actually buying and nothing else.

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    115. Re:California by Smauler · · Score: 1

      In the UK, the only time it is legal to turn your hazards on while moving is when there is a queue up ahead, to warn those behind you. Might that be what they were doing?

    116. Re:California by cgenman · · Score: 1

      If you haven't lived in California, it is littered with signs for "compounds known to the state of California to cause cancer." It's hard to buy a piece of furniture, new car, or just walk into a building, without encountering one of those signs. The waiting room at my grandmother's funeral had two of the signs. We all thought that must be good business for them. It's a longstanding joke with Californians.

      Which is not to say that they're incorrect in this case necessarily. It's just that something being labeled as "known to the state of California to cause cancer" doesn't actually increase your risks of getting cancer.

    117. Re:California by Raved+Thrad · · Score: 1

      I always thought the plural of "prius" was "shitboxen."

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    118. Re:California by houghi · · Score: 1

      Why does the land of fruits and nuts get to dictate what's in our Cokes?

      They don't. Coke and Pepsi just do not want the warning labels on them. All others states and the rest of the world is fine.
      Unfortunatly with companies that have a wide, if not global customer base, they will often go for the strictest and thus most ridicule law that they might find so they can still make one product as cheap as possible.

      The reason California is able to do that is because they are a state and states do have individual rights. Apparently now too much, other times not enough.

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    119. Re:California by base3 · · Score: 1

      What I can't see, are your turn signals when you have your hazard lights on.

      Joke's on you--people from the East Coast don't use their turn signals!

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    120. Re:California by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

      The bacteria may have a shot lifespan, but the spore out there lasts for years and can be stired up by wind storms. Of course you lungs are not exactly a dry air location, as a result you can get some much nastier respiratory diseases in both California and Nevada that you typically don't see anywhere else.

    121. Re:California by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I lived in socal for a couple years, and I'm pretty sure that (2) is always acted upon in the way you describe (1).

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    122. Re:California by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      Even California causes cancer to Californians.

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    123. Re:California by Higgins_Boson · · Score: 1

      If you can do that, then I am sure he will accommodate you as well.

    124. Re:California by jittles · · Score: 1

      Florida has minimum speed limits posted, and also has a state law indicating that it is illegal to drive with your hazard lights on. You can't cross the state lines without seeing signs that indicate this. Besides, hazard lights are more dangerous than just turning on your headlights for the reason mentioned above. YOu cannot tell what the person is doing with their hazards on. Some cars do not have working brake lights with hazards on because they were not intended for use while driving.

    125. Re:California by jittles · · Score: 1

      Nope. It is illegal to drive down the road w/ your hazard lights on for any reason inside the state. It warns you so as you enter the state, even. And I have seen people do it when the rain storm starts and no one has even started slowing down yet. Not to mention the fact that some cars blink the two brake lights with the hazards, so if you do not have a window brake light, you cannot tell the person is braking.

    126. Re:California by obsess5 · · Score: 1

      I live on the East Coast and a lot of people don't turn on their lights when it rains, even though it became the law a few years ago. No location has a monopoly on common sense. Also, are daytime running lights no longer required? Our old Toyota car and van had DRL, but we had to replace the van with a 2012 Kia SUV which doesn't have DRL.

      (Washington, D.C. area, famously populated by out-of-state drivers who don't know how to drive in the snow!)

    127. Re:California by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      Technically, it's a broccoli fractal -- no matter how small you break it apart, the pieces are still broccoli.

    128. Re:California by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Or when a proven carcinogen, oral contraceptives, are not clearly labeled as such.

      http://www.prlog.org/10922665-birth-control-pill-shown-to-be-carcinogen.html

    129. Re:California by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That would be nice, although it will most likely be the cheapest one that doesn't cause immediate death and needn't be indicated by a warning sticker.

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    130. Re:California by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      To quote wikipedia,

      The most widely used varieties of high-fructose corn syrup are: HFCS 55 (mostly used in soft drinks), approximately 55% fructose and 42% glucose; and HFCS 42 (used in beverages, processed foods, cereals and baked goods), approximately 42% fructose and 53% glucose.

      So no, it would depend on whether you are doing drinks or foods. I should have clarified that there are multiple ratios.

      There is also a 90% fructose mix, but wikipedia claims its basically only used for mixing into the other two formulations.

    131. Re:California by Green+Salad · · Score: 1

      warning: Slashdot has been implicated as having a cancerous effect on your free time.

    132. Re:California by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      I drink about a liter of soda a day and have done for almost 10 years, and don't seem to have any health effects. Still, as I get older, I have tried looking into the actual known health affects past all the FUD. I would really appreciate a succinct summary of known harmful effects from soda intake, if you have time/can be bothered. Cheers,

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    133. Re:California by niftymitch · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that everything causes cancer in California.

      Yes... the state of California is known to the State of California to
      contain substances cause cancer.

      It was interesting about 15 years ago -- all the large commercial
      apartment buildings posted warning signs on their property.
      Someone noticed that automobiles have gas tanks and gas
      tanks contain gasoline and gasoline can contain some unknown
      amount of a substance on the hit parade (benzine IIRC).

      BTW: That had them covered when HPV was identified as cancer causing.
      Any tenant with an HPV infection would be known to contain substances
      known to cause cancer.
      http://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vpd-vac/hpv/

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    134. Re:California by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because fat-ass related diseases like diabetes and heart disease are rampant in california. Where do you live? Maybe a southern state?

      Nah, in a state of comprehension.

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    135. Re:California by DrMaurer · · Score: 1

      The target audience is a lawyer.

      I know California has this law, but in a more general sense, a lot of these warnings are based on litigation and the fear thereof.

      Tangent:

      I'm a technical writer. There is a long history of this kind of thing in the vast majority of technical documents that are provided to the end user. It's not looked upon kindly by a lot of technical writers and academics who teach technical writing. If you're looking for citations, you can check out "Writing and Technique" by David Dobrin. He dissects the "user manual" for his coffee grinder (IIRC), which includes such warnings as "Do not use outside." Now, we all know these rules are meaningless, day to day. You could use your coffee grinder outside for a decade with no ill effects, unless it was raining. Or a walnut fell from a tree into the grinder while it was running. Or some other wildly unlikely scenario. But the corporate lawyer needs to cover the company.

      He argues that this isn't technical writing at all. I'd probably concur. And yet, here we are. These warnings are plastered everywhere and, yet, people ignore them. Or laugh at them and go through their life not killing themselves with their coffee grinders. And people wonder why the documentation is often useless and filled with such warnings.

      A co-worker bought a chainsaw. The manual was entirely filled with warnings. Completely. Now a chainsaw isn't exactly a safe piece of equipment, and so some warnings, maybe even all of them, had a point. But there were no instructions on how to use the thing.

      I don't want to blame the lawyer. I can't imagine they like being paranoid, they are just protecting the company.

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    136. Re:California by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's stunning to me how this thread is full of "people are doing X" and "bullshit, there's a law against X". Guess what, most of those cars are violating other traffic laws as well.

      Waht gets me is the idiots who don't utrn on their headlights at night. The freeways mostly aren't lit here, so driving in traffic with no headlights is a real hazard to navigation. I guess I shouldn't have moved to California if I didn't want to be surrounded by idiots.

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    137. Re:California by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      Do people in Nevada get some sort of horrible sickness?

      Yes...it's called Californication, and it's caused by ex-Californians bringing their dysfunctional ways wherever they happen to move next. Nevada has a bad case of it because we share a nice long border with California.

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    138. Re:California by Xaroth · · Score: 1

      A group of Priuses is called a 'smug'. As in: a murder of crows, a pride of lions, a smug of Prius.

    139. Re:California by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Doesn't mater, just make sure you wash you veggies properly before eating.

      Make sure there are lots of soap suds instead of just one sud.

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  2. Might as well go all the way by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

    California needs to just put out a warning saying that life has been linked to incidences of cancer.

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    1. Re:Might as well go all the way by bjoast · · Score: 1

      Hey, there is no way you can prove that!

    2. Re:Might as well go all the way by nman64 · · Score: 5, Informative

      In California, correlation is sufficient to claim causation.

    3. Re:Might as well go all the way by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      In California, correlation is sufficient to claim causation.

      At least when it comes to cancer

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    4. Re:Might as well go all the way by blacklint · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I ever become a billionaire, I'm going to hire a blimp with "PROPOSITION 65 WARNING: THE SUN IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER" to float up and down the state. Stupid proposition system.

    5. Re:Might as well go all the way by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      California needs to just put out a warning saying that life has been linked to incidences of cancer.

      Considerint the number of memorials I see, the gravest cancer threat is melanoma, at least where theres a lot of time spent in the Sun. So, yeah, we have not a cloud for miles today and there are people out there having their DNA halved and quartered without so much as a parisol. That's what we get for not having week upon week of grey clouds.

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    6. Re:Might as well go all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If I ever become a billionaire, I'm going to hire a blimp with "PROPOSITION 65 WARNING: THE SUN IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER" to float up and down the state. Stupid proposition system.

      Screw that, somebody needs to get that sucker up on Kickstarter...

    7. Re:Might as well go all the way by Kozz · · Score: 1

      If I ever become a billionaire, I'm going to hire a blimp with "PROPOSITION 65 WARNING: THE SUN IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER" to float up and down the state. Stupid proposition system.

      I'd go so far as to call that an indecent proposition.

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    8. Re:Might as well go all the way by Surt · · Score: 1

      The life-caused fatality rate is actually only something like 93.5% based on available evidence.

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    9. Re:Might as well go all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In California, correlation is not even required to claim causation.

    10. Re:Might as well go all the way by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      'May' is the key word here, my friend!

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    11. Re:Might as well go all the way by nman64 · · Score: 1

      You've used my own joke against me, you SOB!

    12. Re:Might as well go all the way by magarity · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be funny until you got tired of it and landed. Then they'd sue you for taking down a warning sign.

    13. Re:Might as well go all the way by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the state language of California is Spanish. Not that anyone can read, anyway.

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    14. Re:Might as well go all the way by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      We should outlaw life. It's been proven time and again that it leads to certain death.

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  3. It was a bad study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The American Beverage Association also noted that California added the coloring to its list of carcinogens with no studies showing that it causes cancer in humans. It noted that the listing was based on a single study in lab mice and rats.

    1. Re:It was a bad study by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      The American Beverage Association also noted that California added the coloring to its list of carcinogens with no studies showing that it causes cancer in humans. It noted that the listing was based on a single study in lab mice and rats.

      California, again, is the trend-setter. Next thing you know, all the other states will have followed suit.

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    2. Re:It was a bad study by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It was a sad day when "statistically significant" became the new expression for "the result we wanted".

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  4. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Hatta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Carcinogenesis is generally stochastic. That means the probability is directly proportional to the dose. When you lower the dose but increase the population you end up with the same risk. So if 1000 doses given to one mouse causes cancer, then it's likely that 1 dose given to each of 1000 people will cause one case of cancer.

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  5. All risk is relative by VernorVinge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The same 1000 cans argument can be made for aspartame as a sweetner, tail pipe exhaust, and smoking crack. What if you're that one person with a a genetic predisposition to get cancer from this substance? We should be doing what the EU has done for years- make manufacturers prove substances are safe for consumption before including them as ingredients.

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    1. Re:All risk is relative by idobi · · Score: 1

      It's gonna be red M&Ms all over again...

    2. Re:All risk is relative by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      make manufacturers prove substances are safe for consumption before including them as ingredients.

      How, exactly, do you propose to prove that a substance is safe for consumption? Salt is not safe for consumption, yet, if you do not consume any you will die.

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    3. Re:All risk is relative by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The US has been following EU political leads for years, and that's why we're now 3 years into tyranny.

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    4. Re:All risk is relative by Bigby · · Score: 1

      It is to me. I have proven it by going on and off different sources of aspartame to figure out why I got major anxiety and heart palpitation issues. Within 24 hours after I consume aspartame, I experience those issues. I have since stopped chewing gum and drinking most diet drinks. When I experience the issue again, I think back over 24 hours, investigate what I ate that was different than usual, and that thing ALWAYS contains aspartame.

  6. Re:Screw California... by uberjack · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yeah, stupid California. If only more states allowed public smoking and DDT use.

  7. Just wondering... by macwhizkid · · Score: 1

    Is there any chemical California has not added to their list of carcinogenic compounds?

    1. Re:Just wondering... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Yes... but I can't tell you because if I do they'll be aware it hasn't been added yet and they'll add it.

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    2. Re:Just wondering... by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

      Is there any chemical California has not added to their list of carcinogenic compounds?

      I'm pretty certain santorum isn't on it. (yet)

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    3. Re:Just wondering... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Funny

      Money. Because they don't have any to test.

    4. Re:Just wondering... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Is there any chemical California has not added to their list of carcinogenic compounds?

      Apparently Monosodium Glutamate, which you can have by the shovel-full from almost any Chinese restaurant, bagged snack goods or canned soups.

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    5. Re:Just wondering... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Glutamic acid and its sodium salt are for most people better consumed in moderation than not at all. It's a natural fraction of several healthy foods.

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  8. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    stochastic just means random. it doesn't imply any particular type of distribution.

  9. That's a nice start... by doston · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now all Coke/Pepsi has to do is remove the toxic sugar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM and it'll be perfect. ;-)

    1. Re:That's a nice start... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Don't you worry, they already did. Or can you actually get any coke or pepsi with sugar in it?

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  10. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thats like saying 50cm2 of water will drown someone, so therefor if you give 1000 people 0.05cm2 of water then someone will drown...

    As I said in the DUI story, quantity does actually have a valid position in all of this - the body can handle X as a safe dose, and that stands for pretty much everything going, its not a case of X is a safe probability...

    If if takes 1000 doses to give a small creature such as a mouse cancer, then the only situation where 1/1000th of that dosage is going to give a human cancer is by coincidence or if the subject is pre-disposed to cancerous diseases in the first place.

  11. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    When I visited a laboratory of Dow Chemical, the engineers had a great cartoon on the wall. I really wish I had a chance to get a copy of it. There's a rat with a big pipe going in its mouth and a big pipe coming out it's rear, with one lab technician examing a clipboard and stating to another, "Well, looks like drinking water causes cancer."

    Considering how familiar these people were with the concept of ppm or ppb they could laugh.

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  12. Re:Screw California... by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fuck CA.

    I live in the People's Republic of California, and I couldn't possibly agree with you more. This state is run by liberals who get their rocks off by telling other people how to run their lives. Not only that, the only part of the state that's mostly Democrat is the Pacific Coast, with almost all of the inland parts strongly Republican. However, most of the population is on or near the coast, so the rest of us suffer under the Tyranny of the Majority.

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  13. Slurm by AioKits · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will Slurm be affected in any way, shape, or form? If so, and the New Slurm tastes horrible, can I hold out for a return of Slurm Classic?

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    1. Re:Slurm by Megane · · Score: 2

      I'm more worried about what this means for Brawndo.

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  14. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    So if I drink alot of soda and smoke I can sue Coke or Pepsi should I get cancer instead of big tobacco. Seeing how this is a recent change, it won't make up for the 30+ years prior to this I've been drinking it.

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  15. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by VAElynx · · Score: 5, Informative

    Um, what? Stochastic means random, with calculable probability. An example would be metal fatigue, given a probability density function for load stress - it's definitely stochastic, but it isn't proportional to the load to the first power, rather, something like to the power of four, never mind that below certain values, you don't get fatigue in steels at all.

  16. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So 1 case of cancer per 12,000 ounces consumed? (1,000 cans * 12 ounces) . US consumers averaged 45 gallons (5,760 oz) per person in 2010. Say 50% of that uses this coloring, that's 2,880 ounces per person per year of Cancer Cola (tm). So we should have in the ballpark of one in every four persons getting cancer from cola alone? Seems on the high side.

  17. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Hatta · · Score: 2

    Thats like saying 50cm2 of water will drown someone, so therefor if you give 1000 people 0.05cm2 of water then someone will drown...

    Yes, that's a very good illustration of just how unlike drowning carcinogenesis is. Drowning is deterministic, if you hold someone under water for 5 minutes they will die. If you expose someone to a carcinogenic treatment (say, gamma irradiation or inhalation of formaldehyde fumes) for a certain amount of time all you can predict is the probability that they will get cancer. See the difference?

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  18. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by pclminion · · Score: 1

    Your argument would make sense, if all things in the world were exactly the same. But "assuming everything is like everything else" is a somewhat weak opening argument. Has it occurred to you that the mechanism behind cancer and the mechanism behind drowning might, I dunno, have some differences?

  19. Re:Screw California... by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If only more states allowed public smoking

    Thankfully, most states still do....

    And they should, it is a perfectly legal activity....

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  20. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    So if I drink alot of soda and smoke I can sue Coke or Pepsi should I get cancer instead of big tobacco. Seeing how this is a recent change, it won't make up for the 30+ years prior to this I've been drinking it.

    You can always try, good luck enjoying anything you eventually win.

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  21. Re:Their supply of Gold-Pressed Latinum must be... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    threatened.

    Did anyone else ever notice how much Ferengis look, sound and act like members of a certain real country on planet earth that is overflowing with and run by psychopaths?

    Oy!

    Yes, but stiff upper lip! Mustn't grumble! Cheers!

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  22. California's law is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I recently purchased a corded airbed pump. On the electrical cord is a label:
    "This product contains lead, a substance known to the state of California to cause birth defects. Wash hands after handling."

    Yep. There's lead-based solder ENCASED IN PLASTIC, but you should still wash your hands after touching the plastic.

    1. Re:California's law is ridiculous by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Considering I don't know just what went on on that bed before I used it, rest assured that I would wash my hands anyway!

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  23. Re:The time is right for its big comeback... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    ...it's Crystal Pepsi!!

    I think there are people who wash their crystals in Pepsi, because they think it gives the vibrations a new generation.

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  24. 4-methylimidazole by JazzHarper · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...is also present in dark beers and roasted foods. It is one of many substances, like acrylamide, formed during browning. So, even if they avoid it in cola drinks, we can expect California warning labels on more foods and beverages. (California OEHHA proposed slapping a warning label on everything containing acrylamide about five years ago, but they got a lot of pushback on that one).

    1. Re:4-methylimidazole by alexo · · Score: 1

      When will they ban hydroxylic acid?

    2. Re:4-methylimidazole by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      ...is also present in dark beers and roasted foods. It is one of many substances, like acrylamide, formed during browning. So, even if they avoid it in cola drinks, we can expect California warning labels on more foods and beverages.

      And since it's created by roasting, they'll stick it on the product *after* you cook it.

      "Waiter, what's this sticker on my steak?"

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    3. Re:4-methylimidazole by TheSync · · Score: 2

      Dark beers contain 3 to 424 micrograms per liter of 4-methylimidazole, compared to soft drinks which have been found to have 37 to 613 micrograms per liter.

    4. Re:4-methylimidazole by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      About damn time it would be. Studies show high levels of that stuff in every single cancer sample freshly extracted from a lab rat.

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  25. Re:Screw California... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with clean air. I like that cars need to run clean. I have a large problem with the way California enforces the emission laws. I should be free to modify my car any way I want so long as what come out of tailpipe falls withing the acceptable range. California believes that anything that doesn't have prior approval is illegal to put on your car, even if it couldn't have any effect on the emissions.

  26. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

    But I'm not assuming all things are the same - I'm saying that assuming 1/1000th of a dose means 1/1000th of the probability, given that 1000/1000th (or 1) causes cancer is a stupid argument.

    The human body doesn't work like that.

  27. Totally off-topic, but... by msobkow · · Score: 2

    It's also interesting that California, cancer-paranoid as they are, still approved medical cannabis legislation, and famously so.

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    1. Re:Totally off-topic, but... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      why would that be interesting other than the fact that cannabis is known to help slow the groth of many forms of cancer?

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    2. Re:Totally off-topic, but... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      Try reading the studies and not the reporting of them. The smoke is the cause, not the cannabis. That is common sense. Bake or vape and that goes away

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  28. Odds by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    Have there ever been a study done to show how many people who have or had got cancer did so because this one compound? It seems every month another substance gets added to this list, in 10 years we wont be able to eat anything because everything will cause cancer. I would be surprised if this compound has caused over 0.00001% of all cancer.

    1. Re:Odds by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Probably not even that much.\

      250 ppm is the min you need to get the FDA warning. Coca-cola has .4ppm

      The asshat at CSPI have decided the if any amount at all has any probability of causing cancer, then any dose can cause cancer.

      Because a 100 metric ton rock on your head can kill you, then clearly a .001 gram rock hitting you an your head can kill you.
      Like many groups started in the 70's to help people, it has become an group solely to gather money and spew alarmist misinformation.

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  29. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by macwhizkid · · Score: 2

    So if 1000 doses given to one mouse causes cancer, then it's likely that 1 dose given to each of 1000 people will cause one case of cancer.

    Even if that's true, keep in mind the lifetime risk for a male developing cancer is on the order of 40% already. 1/1000 is barely background noise.

    I was quite the Diet Coke addict for a couple years before cutting way back earlier this year. Still, I wish there were some flavorful beverage that I could enjoy without worrying about whether it'll cause me diabetes or cancer or weight gain, as pretty much all soda/diet soda has been shown to do in high enough doses. I also can't stand coffee (too bitter) or tea (mashed leaves floating in lukewarm water.... mmmm), so it's mainly ice water for me these days.

  30. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Surt · · Score: 1
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  31. My poor state is getting dumber by sootman · · Score: 1

    I just got back from a trip to SF and noticed signs in the airport that said something totally vague, like "Some stuff here may cause cancer." Um, what stuff? How bad is the risk? Should I leave? Will I be exposed by breathing the air or touching surfaces? Would wearing shoes and gloves protect me? Should I be wearing Nomex, Kevlar, or a biohazard suit? Gas mask? Where else should I go? Should I assume that anywhere without those signs is 100% safe? What if I was in a cancer-causing area and some jackass took the signs down? Then I'd be screwed, right?

    Dumb, dumb, dumb.

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    1. Re:My poor state is getting dumber by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The morons at CSPI force government regulation down CAs throat based on the flimsist evidence, such as this case.
      They have basically made it so cancer labels are useless.

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  32. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by pclminion · · Score: 1

    But I'm not assuming all things are the same - I'm saying that assuming 1/1000th of a dose means 1/1000th of the probability, given that 1000/1000th (or 1) causes cancer is a stupid argument. The human body doesn't work like that.

    Consider a liquid where each milliliter of liquid has a 1% chance of exploding per day. In other words, a 99% chance of not exploding per day. If you have 2 ml of liquid, it's a 99%*99% = 98.01% chance of safety per day, in other words a 2% chance of death. Tada, a doubling of dose doubles your chance of death, QED. It has to do with how the SUBSTANCE works, not how the human body works.

  33. Re:While you're at it, Coke/Pepsi... by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1

    Pepsi Throwback. My wife is allergic to HFCS. So that's what she drinks.

  34. Re:While you're at it, Coke/Pepsi... by istartedi · · Score: 2

    California's large Mexican population makes Mexican Coca-Cola readily available. The bottles are Spanish, with English stickers stuck on after import. Read the sticker carefully, they do make some HFCS soda in Mexico too; but most are real sugar. Also, the Mexican Coke comes in green 355 mL bottles. I just wish it came in the little 8 oz. bottles; but you can't have everything.

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  35. watch your assumptions by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    It's an easy assumption to make. But wrong.

    Look it up. Studies show either no increased cancer risk from cannabis use, or even a slightly protective (anti-cancer) effect.

    Emphysema on the other hand...

    1. Re:watch your assumptions by daath93 · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit

    2. Re:watch your assumptions by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Because you didn't read through the implications of your quoted material.

      So, note that that article obliquely references the study which is centered on the effects of acetaldehyde. Acetaldehyde is carcinogenic? Well, no shit.

      It is one of the most important aldehydes, occurring widely in nature and being produced on a large scale industrially. Acetaldehyde occurs naturally in coffee, bread, and ripe fruit, and is produced by plants as part of their normal metabolism. It is also produced by oxidation of ethanol and is popularly believed to be a cause of hangovers from alcohol consumption through drinking spirits.[3] Pathways of exposure include air, water, land or groundwater as well as drink and smoke.[4]

      But it's everywhere. Every time you walk beside the road and smell car exhaust, you're getting filled up with acetaldehyde.

      But, thankfully, millennia of co-evolution has promoted the anti-tumor agents in cannabis to offset the carcinogenic elements generated by smoking it. At this point, after all the co-evolution, you get net zero cancer increase. It's a complete offset. Or you even get a cancer decrease.

      Read up on the NIH/UCLA studies conducted by Donald Tashkin. Here are some references:

      Smoking anything is going to get you some carcinogens. In fact, smoking marijuana results in about 200 different carcinogens. And yet no cancer. It's a puzzle. Something else it at work here. Consider the idea: "anti-tumor."

      And what happens if you vaporize , rather than burn? It reduces the carcinogens from 200 to 2.

      Hey, you could parlay the anti-tumor property of cannabis by taking the cannabis in a non-burned form. Without the acetaldehyde and other carcinogens from smoking, you'd only get a strong anti-cancer effect.

      You could use that to offset an exhaust-sucking urban life's inherent extreme, often acetaldehyde-driven carcinogenicity. Whoa, everyone can benefit from a medical marijuana prescription. I hadn't realized it before.

    3. Re:watch your assumptions by suutar · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but inconclusive. They link from cannabis smoke to DNA alteration and cell damage, but they do not show that it's the kind of DNA alteration/cell damage that links to cancer. It's essentially like saying "hard braking can cause wear on suspension components, some forms of suspension wear can make your struts come loose" and reading it as "hard braking will make your struts come loose".

  36. Dasani by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I once worked in a retail store in Menlo Park, CA, and it seemed like every week we were being sent Prop 65 "this product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer" warning stickers for some product we'd been carrying for years that had suddenly made the list. So one day I took the extra stickers and put them on bottles of Dasani water in the Coke cooler, just to point out how ridiculous the whole thing was. No one noticed. I knew I should have put them on the Coke!

  37. Re:Screw California... by cruff · · Score: 1

    Man...I'm so tired of something changing in CA, and the rest of the country gets fscking stuck with it.

    Could be a big contributing factor as to why CA was ranked as the most hated state in a recent survey I saw some where. Heck, surveys probably cause cancer too.

  38. Re:The time is right for its big comeback... by bmo · · Score: 1

    no, no...

    Clear Tab.

    Clear Tab and Peeps.

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  39. No Taco by poison1701 · · Score: 1

    Alot more "Un-Nerdy" stories being posted lately since 'Taco left. Is a shift in content what drove him to leave?

    1. Re:No Taco by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Alot more "Un-Nerdy" stories being posted lately since 'Taco left. Is a shift in content what drove him to leave?

      It's nothing to do with Taco. They just quit posting stories that might cause cancer...

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  40. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    So if 1000 doses given to one mouse causes cancer, then it's likely that 1 dose given to each of 1000 people will cause one case of cancer.

    Graduated from the Homeopathic School Of Medicine, did we?

  41. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by bossk538 · · Score: 1

    No TFA stated that the amount of 4-MEI consumed by mice in the study would be equivalent to 12,000 ounces consumed *per day*.

  42. Fire the PR department by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    They could have spun this to 'we care about our customers health' instead of ' we just want to avoid some stupid government label'.

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    1. Re:Fire the PR department by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same. I mean, that was a PR stunt waiting to happen.

      Dear customer! We created a new and better formula. Now more healthy! (I mean, less toxic is more healthy, right?)

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  43. Library of congress? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    how many ounces in a full LoC?? I mean, thats a big building

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  44. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by pclminion · · Score: 1

    Wow, you've noticed it isn't linear except at small doses. Pat yourself on the back. The point is, at low doses it DOES behave linearly. Oddly enough, we're concerned about what happens at low doses, since we're more likely to be exposed at low doses than high doses.

  45. fuck the ABA, for the record... by nimbius · · Score: 5, Informative

    the American Beverage Association is a trade organization that represents the beverage industry in the United States. Its members include producers and bottlers of soft drinks, bottled water, and other non-alcoholic beverages.

    the American Beverage Association frankly has no idea at all if this chemical is hazardous, at what levels and under what conditions. they have published no known study. they have 25 lobbyists across seven firms and their purpose is to limit warning labels on their products regardless of the actual science.

    to clarify, The Center For Science in the Public Interest (we like them. theyre good guys) concluded 4-methylimidazole is added as a caramel coloring in some dark beers and soy sauces. its bad. to further cut past the knee jerk spinjob article from OP, heres the release from CSPI:
    http://www.cspinet.org/new/201102161.html
    and a quote out of the article as to what precisely theyre targeting...
    "Federal regulations distinguish among four types of caramel coloring, two of which are produced with ammonia and two without it. CSPI wants the Food and Drug Administration to prohibit the two made with ammonia. The type used in colas and other dark soft drinks is known as Caramel IV, or ammonia sulfite process caramel. Caramel III, which is produced with ammonia but not sulfites, is sometimes used in beer, soy sauce, and other foods. "

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    1. Re:fuck the ABA, for the record... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I don't know how long you'd live on "all the vitamins and minerals we need in a day can be found in a vitamin pill taken with just enough carbs for energy." but I bet it wouldn't be a year. Protein isn't optional, especially when you're growing. There are such things as "essential fatty acids". And if you don't eat enough volume to flush stuff through your intestine, you're asking for serious trouble.

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  46. So, by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

    did coca-cola get rid of the BPA yet?

  47. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

    Is 1000 cans per day a "low" dose or a "high" dose?

  48. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lets use a different water based argument shall we? 20 liters of pure water, if ingested in 10 minutes, will cause water intoxication, However, no doctor in their right mind would suggest that 1000 people each consuming 1/1000th of 20 liters in 10 minutes would result in 1 person suffering water intoxication just because of their consumption.

    This is irrelevant because carcinogenesis is completely unlike water intoxication. Let me say this again, carcinogenesis is a stochastic process. If that's too hard for you, I'll rephrase it. Carcinogenesis is a random process.

    It's like playing the lottery. If you buy 1000 tickets, you have X chance of winning. If 1000 people each buy 1 ticket, that group of 1000 has the same chance of containing a winner.

    Does that make sense to you now? I'll go a little further.

    In order for a carcinogen to damage DNA, that carcinogen has to come in contact with your DNA. The probability of two molecular species interacting is directly proportional to their concentration. Lowering the concentration of that carcinogen lowers the probability of that interaction, but as long as the concentration is non-zero, the probability of DNA damage is also going to be non-zero.

    Now, that doesn't mean that every carcinogen is going to behave this way. Some carcinogens are metabolized by the body, which will lead to non-linear results. But as a first approximation, the low dose linear model is the standard for risk assessment. If you propose that there is a threshold effect, then it's up to you to demonstrate that it exists.

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  49. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    It is exactly like saying that, if drowning was a similar process. Probability of drowning isn't linearly related to dose of water, though.

  50. Alarmist summary; Here's a study on 4MEI by geekoid · · Score: 1

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2366200/?tool=pubmed

    note the PPM 1250 and 5000

    from http://www.itwire.com/science-news/health/53314-coke-and-pepsi-new-formulas-have-less-cancer-causing-stuff?start=1

    , “the FDA’s limit for 4-MEI in caramel coloring is 250 parts per million (ppm). That caramel would then be diluted when it is put in soda. The highest levels of 4-MEI found by CSPI were about 0.4 ppm,
    So to even begin to enter the risk are, you would need to drink 1000 cans.

    And they don't 'add it' tit comes naturally form the cooking of the caramel.

    Just so people know, you get it in pretty much anything the browns.

    As always, it's the dose that makes the poison;.

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  51. Re:Screw California... by steelfood · · Score: 1

    it is a perfectly legal activity

    Until a state passes a law that makes it illegal.

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  52. Gosh,l you almost have facts, but not quite. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    That article is alarmist and misleading.
    A) Coca-coal doesn't 'add it'. It is created when caramel is made. BTW, Coca-cola doesn't make caramel, they buy it from suppliers.
    B) a serving has .4ppm... Which is about what you would get from any browning process.

    FDA say 250ppm is where the issue might begin. However, the studies regarding 4-MI see an effect in rats over 1250 ppm:
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2366200/?tool=pubmed

    And anyone who had a parody of the item they are allegedly looking into cannot be trusted. Clearly they are biased.

    And why, exactly, makes you think the CSPI are the good guys? Because everything I read from them is always misleading, it is always biased, and it is always full of logical fallacy's. They are either following an agenda that falls under naturalist fallacies, or they are just incompetent.

    The 4-MI levels in soda aren't even worth noting, but hey6 they can't get funding by being honest and reasonable.
    Fuck. Them.

    Which is in NO WAY an endorsement of ABA.

    I mean, look at this:
    "But the levels of 4-MI in the tested colas still may be causing thousands of cancers in the U.S. population."
    False. There is no evidence of that at all. Unless there are people drinking 100's of cans of soda everyday for weeks on end.

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  53. Re:While you're at it, Coke/Pepsi... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Sugar is WORSE for you.
    Idiot.

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  54. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Carcinogenesis is generally stochastic. That means the probability is directly proportional to the dose.

    No, it doesn't. In the simplest case of a stochastic process (where each particle of the carcinogen had a fixed percentage chance of causing cancer in a given time window), the probability of getting cancer would increase with dose the same way that independent probabilities combine (since that's exactly what it would be), which isn't linearly. If one unit had a 50% chance of causing cancer, two would have a 75% chance, not a 100% chance.

    (I'm not saying carcinogens actually work that way, I'm saying that your idea of what "stochastic" means is wacky.)

    So if 1000 doses given to one mouse causes cancer, then it's likely that 1 dose given to each of 1000 people will cause one case of cancer.

    Even ignoring your misunderstanding of "stochastic", this is wrong, since it ignores that there is a difference between "mouse" and "person".

  55. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    That means the probability is directly proportional to the dose. [...] So if 1000 doses given to one mouse causes cancer, then it's likely that 1 dose given to each of 1000 people will cause one case of cancer.

    Your equation doesn't balance out. Shouldn't it be instead:

    "So if 1000 doses given to one mouse causes cancer, then it's likely that 1 dose given to each of 1000 [mices] will cause one case of cancer [in one mouse]."

    After all, "proportional" doesn't mean that a mouse has the same proportion as a man.

  56. Smoking in California by DragonWriter · · Score: 2

    And they should, it is a perfectly legal activity....

    First off, lots of things that are "perfectly legal activities" when done in private where only consenting adults are exposed to them cease to be perfectly legal activities when they affect people other than adults voluntarily participating in the activity.

    Secondly, California allows public smoking, it just prohibits most indoor workplaces (though there are some exceptions) from subjecting workers to tobacco smoke. In doing so, its rules are in line with those in the majority of US states. (There are some localities, notably Calabasas, in California with stronger smoking bans than the state has, but those are local rules, not state rules.)

  57. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    When I visited a laboratory of Dow Chemical, the engineers had a great cartoon on the wall. I really wish I had a chance to get a copy of it. There's a rat with a big pipe going in its mouth and a big pipe coming out it's rear, with one lab technician examing a clipboard and stating to another, "Well, looks like drinking water causes cancer."

    Considering how familiar these people were with the concept of ppm or ppb they could laugh.

    Given some of the intermediate substances Dow uses in their plants, it's hard to understand why they would think it a laughing matter.

    However, I've noticed a trend (small sample size) for engineers in the petrochemical industry to adopt the management line after working there for a few years.

    And give up thinking for themselves in other areas, such as politics, too.

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  58. LoC by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 1

    Liter of Cola?

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  59. Re:Screw California... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    ddt scare was frautlent and has been proven so. coca cola on the other hand should be outlawed. Soda cause more death and disease in this country every year than tobacco could ever hope to achieve.

    Freutian slip, I'm sure.

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  60. Ban coffee! by TheSync · · Score: 1

    Bad news, roasted coffee samples had 0.307 to 1.241 mg/kg of 4-MI

  61. No it isn't. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    You need to look at the dose. It take 1000 cans to even get to the range where it would ahve a chance to casue canser igf you are predisposed.

    Look at the numbers:
    Studies in rats show effects at 1250 ppm, and fmakle rtas at 5000ppm had a higher risk.

    Coca-Cola has .4 ppm
    You can't even cross the point where its a risk at all.
    So, no worries.

    Of course, there is no evidence at all that this can, is, or has happened in humans..but the Rat/Mouse studies where pretty well done. I

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  62. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Great example.

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  63. Re:Screw California... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    I take liberal to mean progressive and I'm not seeing any significant progress in calif.

    Just because you conflate the terms "liberal" and "progressive" doesn't mean that it's correct. And, btw, the term "progressive" begs the question by assuming without evidence that their program will produce progress.

    Why do I stay here? I like the climate, almost all of my friends and family are out here and the air is clean.

    ...since you think calif is *too* progressive?

    Don't put words in my mouth. Just because I dislike some of the policies the liberals here are forcing down our throats doesn't mean that I hate what you consider progress. Personally, I'd rather vote against politicians I dislike than leave the state and let them do what they want without opposition.

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  64. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by shipbrick · · Score: 1

    Probability is not directly proportional to dose. With dose response curves (increasing the concentrations of a chemical), the old dogma is that you can treat with a really high dose where it is easy to see a response (e.g., tumor formation), and then you can extrapolate using those high dose points and make basically a straight line to determine what low dose is "safe". Somewhat recent work has brought to light a concept known as hormesis, which essentially means that low doses can actually have opposite effects than high doses (e.g., an anti-cancer drug that kills cells at high doses can actually increase growth rates at low doses). It is speculated that this might occur due to moderate stimulation of biological stress responses, which can be beneficial. I'd note that scientists have seen hormesis for a while, but it was shied away from to some degree because of the taint caused by the pseudoscience of homeopathy. While hormesis does not necessarily apply to every chemical and response measured, it at least challenges the commonly accepted notion that what you do with the 1000 times concentrated dose is extrapolatable to the low dose.

  65. Re:Screw California... by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Its not just Californians who are affected by the stupid crap California does. One good example is the California Air Resources Board. Because they insist on such strict emissions standards, especially on diesel engines (far stricter than is the norm in most of the world) and because car makers generally wont sell cars in the US that don't meet CARB rules (since they want to sell their cars in California), the US misses out on many of the cool cars that exist in Europe (especially the diesels)

    Now I am not saying that if CARB disappeared, all these cars would magically come to the USA. But I bet if the CARB rules didn't exist, lots of car markers would be more inclined to re-consider bringing these cars stateside.

  66. Re:While you're at it, Coke/Pepsi... by jonwil · · Score: 1

    The only people who believe that drinking soda containing sugar is worse for you than drinking the same soda containing HFCS are those people who have some kind of tie to the corn industry.

  67. Re:Screw California... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    Let me ask you this: given the choice, would you rather have cool cars or clean air? I grew up in LA during the '50s and '60s, and remember what the smog used to be like and I can assure you that it's much better now. Yes, cars cost more and so does gas, but the air is clean and people don't suffer from lung problems. If you'd like to see what things here would be like without the CARB, go down to Mexico City and try to take a deep breath.

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  68. Putting things in perspective by Diamonddavej · · Score: 2

    To put things in perspective, life style choices (poor diet, alcohol, smoking, overweight, lack of exercise, viruses etc.) & occupational exposures (e.g. hexavalent chromium, asbestos) cause 42% of cancers in the UK. However, the Center For Science In The Public Interest (CSPI) publication (that kicked all this off) claims 4-MeI might cause 0.008% of cancers (i.e. 8 times the Californian 1 in 100,000 action level) if everyone drank 12 fl oz of cola a day over 70 years.

    If you take this seriously, you really should become an physically fit, teetotal, non-smoking, asexual vegetarian with an ideal BMI. Doing this could be as much as 5250 times more important that giving up cola.

    Also, the predictions only work if the handful of very high dose animal experiments (that show carcinogenesis) are naively extrapolated to very low level human exposures... while assuming (without evidence) a strictly linear relationship between dose and cancer risk for 4-MeI i.e. a linear no-threshold response (LNT), ignoring other dose-risk relationships e.g. threshold (harmless) and hormesis (beneficial) responses at very low levels. Indeed, the CSPI admits that researchers are investigating if 4-MeI might reduce certain cancers by modifying hormones. Lastly, judging the toxicity of chemicals in humans from animal experiments is not straightforward, a massive dose of TCDD Dioxin kills lab rats stone dead but gives us humans a nasty case of acne (see Viktor Yushchenko). So all in all, just more evidence that people are rubbish at properly assessing risk when fear gets in the way.

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    1. Re:Putting things in perspective by guises · · Score: 1

      If you take this seriously, you really should become an physically fit, teetotal, non-smoking, asexual vegetarian with an ideal BMI.

      I'm trying to read what you wrote in a sarcastic tone of voice, because that seems to be how you wrote it, but... sexual activity doesn't significantly impact your cancer risk, assuming you take appropriate precautions, but the rest is just good advice. Are you mocking people who are physically fit?

    2. Re:Putting things in perspective by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      sexual activity doesn't significantly impact your cancer risk

      Not true.

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    3. Re:Putting things in perspective by Diamonddavej · · Score: 1

      Certain sexually transmitted viruses cause cancer e.g. human papillomavirus. The HPV vaccine aims to reduce HPV rates and thus cervical cancer. There's also a link strong between HPV, oral cancer and oral sex but there's no plan to give males the HPV vaccine.

  69. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by BitwiseX · · Score: 1

    20 liters of pure water, if ingested in 10 minutes, will cause water intoxication.

    Thank you for this. I just ran out of gin.

  70. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by sjames · · Score: 1

    Except we KNOW there are thresholds within biological systems. For example, the liver can detoxify X amount/hour. As long as the exposure is less than X, the blood level will be tiny. More than X and the blood level jumps.

  71. ought to be banned as false advertizing by r00t · · Score: 1

    Think for a moment why colorings are added. Is it good public policy to allow this?

    This is essentially false advertizing. We humans have evolved to associate various colors with some idea of "goodness", allowing us to get proper nutrition. These colors make us instinctively prefer manufactured products. This is bad for our health.

    You might say "buyer beware", but that doesn't solve the problem. People suffer horrible health problems related to junkfood.

    1. Re:ought to be banned as false advertizing by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Many colorings are added to create a brand identity or to meet expectations. Do you really think that bubbling brown stuff looks safer than bubbling clear stuff? I've seen sodas in all the colors of a pack of 8 crayons except black, and come to think of it colas are pretty close to black.

      Yes, sometimes food coloring is added to dishonestly make stuff look good, particularly flesh. There's a good argument for making that illegal.

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  72. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    But as a first approximation, the low dose linear model is the standard for risk assessment.

    That's true but incomplete. The standard is linear and passes through the origin. (i.e. zero in implies zero out.)

    Alas, the standard does not reflect reality. It ignores both "spontaneous" cancers at zero dose, and repair mechanisms. The linear-through-the-origin model is used for economic and political reasons: Testing low dose response when a million samples are required to achieve statistical significance is too expensive. And "no tolerance" laws possible with "extrapolate to epsilon" techniques are manna to fear mongers and political extortionists.

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  73. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that drinking 1000 cans back to back will make sure you won't die from cancer. You'll die on the spot from overdosing something else.

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  74. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Your example is completely defective, because 2ml of liquid has C(2n,n) different ways of making 1ml of liquid, where n is the number of molecules in 1 ml.

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  75. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Sola dosis facit venenum

    What is not harmful in minimal concentration, maybe even essential, can be harmful or even poisonous in large quantities. You can't tell from the fact that a high dose kills that a lower dose is less, but still, harmful.

    Take retinol. A vitamin A complex. Essential for us, but overdosing it can be quite dangerous. And it's by far not the only stuff where a certain amount is essential, an overdose is harmful.

    Now, I don't want to claim that this food coloring stuff is "good for you". By far not. Not having it in the soda will certainly not make it lack anything. But having it in there need not be harmful due to its amount. The simple connection "1 rat dies from 1000 times the dose, so one in 1000 will die from the dose" does not work out. Our body is quite able to repair damage up to some degree, it only gets dangerous if you overstep that threshold.

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  76. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Unflavored "club soda" is just carbonated water, and if you don't trust the manufacturer, make your own. Add your own flavoring or fruit juice to suit your taste.

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  77. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    I don't suppose it occurred to you that people who think their job is unacceptably unsafe look for a job elsewhere?

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  78. Re:Screw California... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    If it did actually accomplish that, I guess nobody would argue.

    The beef I have with this labeling craze is the same I have with many others: Inflation leading to disregard. If EVERYTHING has the damn label, it's just as good as if nothing did.

    For reference, see the "are you sure" confirmation dialogues. Since they pop up for every stupid thing you might want to do, people brush them aside as well when they should REALLY ask themselves whether they're really sure.

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  79. Re:Screw California... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Wait... they can't cause cancer in Canada?

    How difficult is it to immigrate?

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  80. Re:Screw California... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    While I can see how someone smoking can affect you in a confined public space like a bar or restaurant, care to tell me how a smoker in an open air public space affects you?

    Chances are that the negative impact from the car exhaust on the road next to your house is a billion times worse than from all the smokers in your city.

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  81. Re:Screw California... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Most restaurants are private property. If you don't like their atmosphere, it is proper not to go there. It is not proper to have your state send in a trooper to arrest the owner when he refuses to buckle under to no-smoking laws.

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  82. Re:Their supply of Gold-Pressed Latinum must be... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Can't be. I doubt the Californians have 178 words for "rain".

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  83. Re:Screw California... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    "good for the Earth"

    Would you be kind enough to take the actual meaning of the four words in that phrase, and tell me how you distort them to make your statement true, or even not silly?

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  84. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by pclminion · · Score: 1

    1000 cans per day is an imaginary dose, because no human could actually consume that. And nowhere have I implied that the effect of Coke is precisely like this, I am pointing out that for risk factors which have a constant risk per unit time, there is a proportional relationship between amount consumed and overall risk. I'm talking about math, okay?

  85. To quote Joe Jackson... by silverspell · · Score: 1

    Everything
    Everything gives you cancer
    Everything
    Everything gives you cancer
    There's no cure, there's no answer
    Everything gives you cancer

    Don't touch that dial
    Don't try to smile
    Just take this pill
    It's in your file
    Don't work hard
    Don't play hard
    Don't plan for the graveyard
    Remember

    (Refrain)

    Don't work by night
    Don't sleep by day
    You'll feel all right
    But you will pay
    No caffeine
    No protein
    No booze or
    Nicotine
    Remember

    (Refrain)


    (Unfortunately, Joe Jackson's kind of a dick about cigarettes, inasmuch as he has a habit of going off on weird tinfoil-hat tangents about how their health dangers are imaginary and it's all a big scam. Otherwise a great singer and songwriter, though.)

    1. Re:To quote Joe Jackson... by base3 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that -- when I saw this thread, that song immediately started playing in my head.

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  86. Re:Screw California... by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

    Smoking in restaurants and other workplaces was not outlawed to protect consumers, or because of complaints by consumers.

    In California, where smoking laws are relatively tough, the only workplaces that may permit smoking are those which are employee-owned.

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  87. Re:While you're at it, Coke/Pepsi... by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

    Even if that were true, it is also much, much more delicious.

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  88. Re:Screw California... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Actually, emissions from automotive exhausts are far cleaner than the effluent from a cigarette.

    Mostly unrelated, as smell is a poor indicator of exhast, but I can tell when someone is smoking in another car, often several ahead of me, in slow traffic or at a stop light. The smell of exhaust from the cars doesn't even come close to covering it up.

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  89. Re:Just used for coloring... why not? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    There's one danger in it: That they replace it with something that's worse.

    Think of it that way, if sugar was found to be bad and they replaced it with lead acetate? I mean, it's not like it has never been used as a sweetener...

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  90. Re:extinction!! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    In the carthesian system, waiting for the transformation. So get to work!

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  91. Re:Screw California... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Doesn't surprise me at all. Your nose got used to the exhaust fumes from driving around (or even living in the city) and you don't smell it anymore, while the cigarette smoke is a new scent and hence your nose reacts to it.

    It's also the reason why smokers don't even know how bad they smell.

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  92. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by pclminion · · Score: 1

    No, this is a basic half-life calculation. Te explosion is like the radioactive decay of an atom. Suc things are measured in terms of rate per particle-second.

  93. Re:Becareful coke addicts.. by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

    Except that you aren't. If 1000 cans is a low dose, then we're talking linear. If 1000 cans is a high dose, we're talking a higher power (whether quadratic or other polynomial, or exponential). If the study is for a non-linear dosage and we try to extrapolate linearly to low dosage, we're gonna overestimate the effect. Well, that, and the body often has the ability to handle low doses of many toxins without any long-term effect (kidneys are wonderful things), which means there's a maximum "no-effect" amount. That's where the "safe dose" amounts of aceteminophen (sp) and other drugs out on the floor of your local drugstore come in to play.

  94. Re:Screw California... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    Let me ask you this: given the choice, would you rather have cool cars or clean air?

    Cool cars....easy choice.

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  95. They only have one recipe? by commodore73 · · Score: 1

    "this has entailed the big two cola producers to modify their recipe to decrease" They both use the same recipe? Or does nobody copy-edit anything anymore?