Facebook Wants You To Snitch On Friends Not Using Their Real Name
Qedward writes "Freedom to go under a pseudonym is, miraculously, one freedom to survive the security lock-down of the previous decade. Now Facebook wants to change this. James Firth shows Facebook is clamping down on pseudonyms, with an interesting screenshot of being asked whether a friend is using their real name."
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nobody ever won a war with their customers
Yes, anonymity is valuable! Especially for spammers.
Get stitches.
In my case some of these people are expert army sharpshooters and/or former paratroopers
So no, I'm not snitching
John imsoclevercauseichangedmymiddlename Smith is targeted under this new scrutiny. There are probably 20-30 people on my facebook who do that.
My last name isn't Coward; it's actually Smith.
Anonymous is my real given name though. Life has not been kind to me ever since 4chan took off.
Please help us understand how people are using Facebook:
Is this your friend's real name?
Do you really like this friend?
Has this friend ever sent you any revealing pictures?
How much do you think this friend spends on entertainment? clothes? shoes? online services?
Please estimate the odds that this so-called friend might be a terrorist?
If you had to describe this friend to Facebook and the DHS, which of the following descriptions would you use: creative? avant-garde? obedient? disruptive?
Facebook appreciates your answers and respects your privacy. Thank you.
Fake date of birth, fake profile picture, fake location details, ...
This could be a good little snitching exercise, but then Fakebook would lose so many under-13s* that their userbase would practically halve. And that's just tackling DOBs, let alone the other details.
(*I'm not condoning under-13s being on the website, only stating the fact that there are a lot of children who signed up with fake DOBs.)
Just look at how it's designed. It's designed to encourage snitch culture.
Let me make it clear, telling the truth isn't the same as snitching. Witnessing isn't the same as snitching. And helping the police isn't the same as snitching. Snitching is telling on your own side.
The problem with Facebook itself is it doesn't care about ethics or the risks associated with making everyone stalkable. Facebook is a stalker friendly application while at the same time snitch friendly. That combination isn't a good mix. For example if you have a friend who has a stalker maybe you shouldn't reveal their last name on Facebook even if you know it, and maybe you shouldn't tell Facebook whether or not they are using a pseudonym.
On the other hand maybe they shouldn't be on Facebook.
Just as you say. Yet I am not sure that making war on your supply chain is much of an improvement.
While its true that Facebook's customers are those purchasing ads, the rest is not quite right.
Facebook users are suppliers, not products. Their attention is the raw material for the product, which demographically targetted advertising.
The utility (in the economic system) provided by Facebook's system to the users is the payment from the product vendor to its suppliers.
From Facebook's help center:
When everyone uses their real first and last names, people can know who they're connecting with. This helps keep our community safe.
God damn it, Facebook, what does that even mean? How does a name have any relationship to safety? How do you know who you're connecting with just from a name? That gives you no information about the person unless you already have information to associate to it. Even if you had information, how does a name convey who you are? I can say my name is John Smith and good luck finding me among all the other John Smiths.
This help center entry is stupid hand-waving tripe at best and propaganda at worst.
Facebook users don't care, and get angry when you try to eduucate them. They think I'm crazy,, but mostly I post inane rubbish just to keep the data miners off kilter.. Spam away!
And of those, how many bear no resemblance to you?
I have six accounts in all. Only two are even remotely real. One has all the usual crap, the second is scrubbed for use with potential employers. The other four were used for varying purposes where I did not want to contaminate the real thing. I am about to create a seventh, just to see how outrageous I can be.
God, I hate Facebook.
"Freedom to go under a pseudonym is, miraculously, one freedom to survive the security lock-down of the previous decade.
Just stop.
When you're talking about the the restrictions that a company places on its non-essential services, you don't get to talk about how complying with their terms of service has an effect on your "freedom" - you're free to use a pseudonym in all kinds of places. Quit complaining and stop using it.
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Facebook: "Is this your friend's real name?" Yes.
Facebook: "Is this REALLY your friend's real name?" Yes.
Facebook: "C'mon... " Yes.
Facebook: "Did he have a tough time in school?" Yes.
I got a similar request asking if one of my female Facebook friends was really female. It's a strange question too, because she's not the kind of person you'd expect this question for. She's always posting pictures of cupcakes from Pinterest and pictures of her nephew and things like that. I wish I'd taken a screenshot of it, it was a lot like this question. I responded in the affirmative because I didn't see what kind of harm it could do. I've never heard of someone getting kicked out of Facebook for listing inaccurate personal information or anything like that.
I can understand why they'd want to get rid of "fake" users. I don't think their interest is in eliminating pseudonymity, but rather in eliminating spammers. I think they're thinking if they show you something like this for something they suspect is a fake account, it will you cause you to question whether or not you really know the person and to report them as a spammer if you don't know them. I'm thinking of those friend requests I get with pictures of attractive looking women I've never met. If you accidentally accepted one you may be unwittingly letting spammers abuse Facebook's system, so I can defiantly see why they'd want to get rid of those accounts.
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I think the epiphany comes when one watches it and doesn't laugh.
Forward! -- Emperor Norton, 2012
Facebook is not "clamping down on pseudonyms" and /. should be ashamed for posting a story that suggests it is. The questions Facebook sends to users are used for statistical purposes and are not used to punish those using pseudonyms. Pure FUD.
"I'm so moist I'm sticking to the leather." -Kermit the Frog on The Late Late Show
I don't give a fuck who pinned what to pinterest or what game someone played. In fact Facebook is useless except for spreading rumors and self promotion. The nosey types love it. It still smells bad though. Real bad.
I used to read many a stories in which a young girl will get free drug from a neighbor. After she is hooked, he will only give if she takes off the shirt and then if she takes off her all clothes and so on. By this time, the girl is so much hooked to it, she will do anything. Facebook is just like it. You get it for free. Next you are asked to remove your shirt, next all your clothes and next.... I am happy, I don't have facebook account.
Sorry, that doesn't work with Facebook. When I gave the cute girl across the hall my Wifi password so she could check her Facebook, she refused to take off her shirt (or any other item of clothing) for me.
That would actually be an epic thing to see. It would make for a beautiful legal decision "you can't change your name to one that causes social confusion". The Artist Formerly Known As Prince could submit an amicus brief on it too.
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To give some context, to this, my kids are all adults now. Even the youngest is turning 19 in just a couple of months.
But some of my kids use fake names on theirr Facebook accounts. As far as I can tell, they do it mostly because they like making up silly nicknames for themselves, not because they are trying to deceive people into thinking they are somebody they are not.
Also, I have one friend that also uses a fake name on Facebook because the system wouldn't let him use his actual name (in particular, he has no last name, so he put on his facebook profile his profession as his last name).
Will I "snitch" on these people? Nope.... that's why this is even posted AC. But seriously.... what possible incentive would I have to complain to facebook about the usernames that people I actually know and care about are using names that aren't really theirs?
Nein! You must show us your papers...
Nobody said Facebook was a democracy.
... When you can go straight to Godwin's Law comparisons.
Also, the impish side of my wants to try to game the system by asking my friends to vouch for 'Große Gobblecoq' being *totally* legit.
Don't bother contacting me via Herb Utsmelz, I won't be using it any more.
TFA shows a screenshot of the question screen. You're given several possible answers to "is this your friend's real name". I can see data mining possibilities with the answers, especially correlated with other people's friends list, and answers.
I think we should all agree now to provide the same answer. When I started writing this article, I thought the answer should be "yes". As I'm writing it, I've changed my mind. I think we should always answer "I don't know this person". I think this provides the least amount of information, and also gives you plausible deniability.
Followup question: "Why is this person in your friends list?" Answer: "I don't know." Shrug.
The problem I have with this whole thing... there's probably been many others with examples... I know four Facebook account holders who are using pseudonyms. One is avoiding a stalker. One is avoiding a cult. One is avoiding an abusive ex-husband. One is a cat.
Ok, that last one wasn't a great example, but I think we can stand having a few pets on Facebook in order to allow people a venue who wouldn't otherwise have a voice.
Parenthetically, I suspect that the first time Facebook outs someone who is subsequently attacked, injured, perhaps killed by the person or persons from whom they were hiding, it is going to, let us say, reflect badly on Facebook.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
Another good reason to stay away from Facebook.
I have an account that I idiotically once made to join a group to get notifications.
That group is gone but then an idiot from my school 30 years ago put connected me to people from then.
I almost never log in, and I tell people I don't like Facebook when they ask me if I'm on it.
For some reason even intelligent people seem mindless on FB.
I recently saw a publicly available discussion thread on the well, an interview with charles stross and cory doctorow iirc and others.
It was a really refreshing and considered dialogue over a week, it was great and after reading that it makes me almost physically ill to think of FB and the way it analyzes you and your friends and then hooks this spying apparatus into a targeted advertising engine. A typical asshole idea by another psychopath billionaire.
I have sometimes found it useful to get more insight into the activities of a person or company but I do not contribute to FB.
After a similar discussion on Slashdot, a year or two ago, I was inspired to post a group photo from the 1800s and invite all my friends to "false tag" themeselves. It is part of my "digital camouflage" campaign. Nature doesn't really evolve invisibility very often, camouflage and false data is much more common. After reading this post I went to see if my "false tag group" was still on facebook.. and found it has disappeared. But I won't give up. "camouflage" is the answer, not anonymity. We need more bad data on Facebook. False tag a friend today. http://retroworks.blogspot.com/2010/09/simpler-ideas-cookie-camouflage-digital.html
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People lie. And their friends will cover for them. I know for example that one of my friends does not use their real name on Facebook. So what, not only that but that friend also has several IDs on Facebook - I now what each are. But I'll be damned if I'm going to do Facebook the favor and tell them about it.
And people act like I'm crazy when I say I don't ever want to try Facebook again.
This friend of mine, Mark Zuckerberg.. That' snot his real name.... Can you ban him please?
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
My dad and my nephew are both named James Dean. Facebook won't let them use their real name, which contradicts their goal of having real names.
Not to me! Do it to Julia Realname! Do it to Julia Realname! I don't care what you do! Poke her fake face off! Strip her farmville animals to the bone! Not Halcyon! DO IT TO JULIA REALNAME!
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Nah ah! My friend, Phyuk Zyukerberg is totally legit. Everyone knows him; he won 2 emmies! Look it up...on wikipedia, lol.
From TFA: The choices offered are "Yes", "No", "I don't know this person" and "I don't want to answer". I don't understand how they forgot to include an option saying "Go fuck yourself, Zuckerberg, you fascist prick".
In fairness, the easiest thing to do is just lie. My Facebook profile is so full of lies it almost makes Romney look honest. My friends all know the truth, and everybody else who cares that much about whether I'm 25, 35 or 45 can join Zuckerberg in the line to Honk On Bobo.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
In some countries it is legal to use any alias you wish, provided you are not doing so with the intention of committing fraud or impersonation (in which case the actual crime is the fraud/impersonation not the fact you used an alias). A name is after all, a totally arbitrary label and the government is only really concerned in tying an individual to a birth record.
http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
You don't peer at interpersonal relationships to sell more rice or dish detergent. That kind of advanced profiling is suited to creating new desires that hopefully grow into "needs".
I don't think the planet is ready to bear the next great leap in consumerism that social networks like Facebook are trying to bring about.
...given the number of automatic SPAM appeals to join Facebook that service generates.
PS: I'm glad this story made you uncomfortable enough about your insidious 'investment' in FB to lash back. FB must really be pouring on the charm these days for its critics to be labeled 'dehumanizing'. LOL!
They missed out an option in the 'real name' dialog - "I don't know - I'm actually a dog/cat/dead person.".
If they continue with this I'm sure they'll find that their real userbase is actually a fraction of the fiure they currently claim.
Everyone who snitches feels conflicted and jeopardizes their lives and everyone else's by doing so in a way, but it would threaten more lives if you did not snitch. You know your buddy is getting stoned by crack rocks or you know they are stoning people with crack rocks, but you understand what drove them to do it. Explain to the judge that they have already been stoned, and you don't want the judge to crucify them further in rusted jail cells. Then explain that to them because they apparently don't understand that what you are doing is in their best interest. My name is Andrew Harris, and I was a cold hearted son of a bitch, who snitched to an extent that you may not even believe and told them.
You need to keep changing the password, so she must keep asking. Then you gradually work your way up from "weird" to "creepy"
This line, buried in TFA (!) says enough:
That, ultimately, is what lies behind this kind of thing: Facebook wants to make money. If it knows exactly who you are, it thinks it can make more money from you.
This should be obvious enough, but sometimes the obvious needs pointing out:
Facebook can't make any money out of you if you don't use it.
They really don't enforce it.
We have a regional group, fairly popular, thousands of members, occasionally people set up a business, create an account for the business under its name (as a personal account not a page, which is against facebooks policy) and use it to post ads in the group. Despite repeatedly reporting these people to facebook for spam (like upwards of 20-30 reports per individual) and reporting the profiles to facebook as being against policy some of these accounts have been there for months and months and months. Even if they get banned from the group, they just pop up in other similar regional groups making the same ads about whatever it is they've got going on.
I can't really see the point of facebook making these kinds of policies if they just don't really care to enforce them. Why bother taking user reports if you're not actually going to get your act together and do something about them?
When the account name is something like "Botswana Travel Deals!" and their timeline cover photo is nothing but a giant ad (also against the facebook policies) and they just leave it there for 6-8+ months..
I'd say only a handful of women I know on Facebook actually have their last name showing. The majority just do the typical first and middle only.
DHS is behind this.
Casteism
They are in fake names that sound real John Williams, Vicky Mezner, William Morris...
I use them for anonymously giving opinion on facebook pages, or trolling, debates, arguments, whatever the fuck I want
This world famous quote says its best
"True freedom of speech, even offensive, is achieved in it's greatest form in anonymity."
Everyone I know of personally that uses a fake name is a woman either avoiding a stalker, an abuser or (since they are teenagers) potential sex offenders. Obviously, FB doesn't care.
I think what we are seeing now is an entire generation being taken hostage by mega-corps on the scale not imagined by any anti-monopoly legislators: all search goes through goolge, all email is on hotmail/gmail, all friends are in facebook - however you look at it it's fucked.
On the other hand, the answer is obvious - don't like facebook rules don't use it, thankfully there are alternatives now - go to diaspora and tell all your friends to do the same. Or better yet quit it all together - not being able to push another nonsense update or spend an evening peeking into the lives of your friends is not a life threatening condition. And what is it with having your dirty laundry hanging in front of the entire world as the so called "timeline" anyway? Do a weekly gettogethers and look at the photos there - as people did it before - a lot better...
When Google Plus came out, its insistence that people use their "real names" was something that got a lot of criticism. It also had people saying that because of this, they would be staying with Facebook. Will they be leaving FB for Diaspora now?
I'll see your Constitution and raise you a Queen.
I am known by my middle name. This quite common in Scotland at least. Both my brothers do the same.
The only time I get asked for by my first name, I know it is the bank. I was once told that I risked being accused of money laundering not following what they considered "normal" practice.
I'll see your Constitution and raise you a Queen.
By, "evaluating a source," I believe you mean associating it with your judgment of past performance with regard to the reasonableness, reliability or like-mindedness. It's a crutch one uses in everyday life in order to shortcut the need to evaluate each idea on its own merits.
Yes, reputation and past impressions are part of source evaluation. And it's also valuable to assess background, qualifications, references, economic motivations, ideology/worldview, and probably other factors as well.
I'm not sure why you would believe this aids you in a search for truth. At face value it would seem to be a better method for reinforcing a belief system than searching for a better understanding of anything.
Yes, there's a big danger in trusting authority, and the self-reinforcing belief system trap is one of them. But remember that your own thinking is a sort of authority, and it's the one you probably have to be most suspicious of. The best counterbalance is to listen to a wide variety of viewpoints and sources.
Also realize that you rely on knowledge from others a whole lot more than you think. You rely on doctors, mechanics, builders, coworkers, signage, websites, clerks, etc., all the time. You may sometimes get second (or third or fourth) opinions, do your own research/fact-checking, independently calculate your bill, and bounce things against your own internal models of the world, but in the majority of situations you are still putting authority first and real-world experimentation last. I'm not saying it's a good thing, I'm saying that it's a necessary thing. We can't all wake up and crunch our own weather forecast; we pretty much just trust experts in the field. We can't all personally verify the structural stability of all the buildings we need to enter: we've put our trust in the builder and the code enforcement people. None of us try to measure our car's remaining gasoline: we trust the gauge until we have a reason not to.
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Facebook is the online place for people's offline identities. If you want to use a pseudonym, go somewhere else.