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NASA On Full Court Press To Deflate Doomsday Prophecies
coondoggie writes "Insidious unknown planets lurking behind the sun ready to slam into Earth, supernova set to engulf the planet and giant, unseen asteroids screaming toward our globe are all theories espoused across the Internet as to how we will meet our demise on 12/21/2012. Do any of these theories even remotely hold out a scintilla of evidence they could happen? Not even remotely if you look at the material NASA has put out which pretty much debunks any and all of the notions being floated in across the cybersphere."
...we have NASA. I was really beginning to think it was The End.
This is all disinformation. I read on the Internet that it was going to be a zombie apocalypse. Hell, even the government has plans preparing for it!
In the event the world ends or the source is /.'ed here's additional linkage
Article links to a NASA video via YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QY_Gc1bF8ds
And NASA.gov has much the same information. http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/yoemans20091110.html
NASA already released a statement saying that they don't know of any significant astronomical events on Friday, and as far as they know, there's nothing to worry about. Beyond that, people are going to believe what they want to believe, and a "full court press" is not going to change that. Either that or they're in cahoots with Quetzlcoatl.
There's 2 options here:
1. Everything is fine, no gobal apocalypse
2. There's something on the way that's going to kill us all, but if we tell you about it the whole world will panic and riots will stop the government getting itself to safety along with a handpicked few 'key' people
Either way - they'll say it's safe
And on that note, I'm going to hang up my tin foil hat
This hardly seems like it's worth NASA's effort. You already know that the loons won't be convinced by it. A press release consisting of the single word "NO" is all it should really take.
But it's also a great opportunity. Not on the 20th, but on the 22nd. When everybody wakes up, they say, "Wow, NASA got it right, and the kooks were kooks. Score one for science." It's nice to see science be able to just slam-dunk something without it getting balled up in revisionism, hedging, and accusations of malfeasance.
And if people learn just a little bit more about gravity, seasons, the solar system, and the galaxy, so much the better.
So kudos to NASA for seizing the day. "Proving that the world isn't ending" isn't really one of NASA's missions, but if it results in better support for NASA's real missions (both financially and in terms of having their results taken seriously), then I want to say "Good job" to their PR department. (Cheap, too!)
I'm postponing my doomsday-device test until December 22, just so I can laugh at those idiots who believe all that nonsense.
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
I guess they think that if they don't try to debunk something that is important to only a very small percentage of the public, that that group will then assume NASA's silence is "proof" that Nibiru is on its way to smash into us.
Hey, I'm all for a good conspiracy theory but this is utter horseshit.
Humanity has so many things on its plate that coming up with a contrived pseudo-history doomsday event is just ridiculous. Hey, Nibiru nuts,I've got some brand new black-and-white Nike Decades athletic shoes for you to try on.
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They wouldn't deny it unless it were true!
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It's the supernova, because there's no way that NASA could know about it in advance!
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General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
The truth is that Desmond Miles saved us all at the last minute. Otherwise it would have been much worse. However, he let out some sort of demi-god thing that's going to make ubisoft lots of money for the next few years.
I put on my robe and wizard hat..
Good thing there are only 12 months in a year then!
Smart people know things that dumb people don't?
These crackpots do have some entertainment value though, my employer is throwing a party as a result on that day. But other than that, the usual: Stupidity, self-aggrandizement,... . Human scum at work. I think if the right 5% died, this planet could be a peaceful paradise.
Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
...you can't fix stupid.
At least, not yet. Science, genetics specifically, still offers us a little hope of finally leaving superstition behind us.
But it sure is difficult to watch the deluded go about their hand waving, crystal gazing, and ancient calendar worshiping.
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
...I'm going to laugh my ass off if the apocalypse DOES happen on Friday. I mean, I'll laugh as long as I'm able to...probably with quite a few swearwords and an "about damn time"
While I have make plans for the weekend, I do believe that a small measure of such paranoia might be an evolutionary adaptation. While any particular doomsday scenario seems unlikely - our species and life at large has faced many in its history. Perhaps this paranoia has dispersed and thus saved some humans or their ancestors from localized natural disasters.
The more of you believe there is no Mayan Apocolypse, the fewer people crowding me from pole position when I catch the wave after the Mayan Apocolypse and surf safely to land.
Oh, and if you could keep it down when you're dying, I'd appreciate it, cause screams really harsh my mellow.
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This and our complete inability to embrace the metric system are one of the few things I'll accept that Europeans are right about.
Metric system?
Heck, we don't even have high speed trains.
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...... some Black Swan will hit. We can't know when or how big it will be, the only certainty is uncertainty.
So crazy. This whole Mayan doomsday prophecy stuff all amounts to nothing more than an ancient form of the y2k bug.
I've often imagined getting together a crew to do a remake of Office Space , only where everyone would be wearing Mayan outfits, carrying chisels, and complaining about having to rework all these bloody great stone calendar wheels.
If I only had the time, and the budget... :)
Cheers,
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"A four-foot prune."
No offense intended to Mayans. I am sure they were very smart relative to other primitive people, and are probably not more stupid than a lot of people living today (i.e. the people that defer to Mayans for modern doomsday predictions). The fact remains that science is by far the best tool available for explaining the universe and making predictions about future events. The Mayans and a lot of other ancient civilizations did a lot of things that could be considered scientific (like noticing patterns in motion of celestial bodies), but this is more of a proto-science that was mixed in with religion and other superstition. Looking back on Mayan civilization the only things we actually learn are about what the Mayans knew. This is interesting for anthropological reasons, but they didn't have any scientific knowledge that we don't already have. They didn't know anything about Newtons laws, relativity, Maxwell's equations, Quantum Mechanics, etc. They don't have any of the tools necessary TO predict any kind of astronomical doomsday. We (i.e. modern society + our current scientific knowledge) might not be able to either, but we are orders of magnitude more likely to be correct. Even if by some strange coincidence the world ends in 2012, it will be just that, a coincidence. There are 7 billion people in the world. Every day has no doubt been singled out as a doomsday by one nutjob or another. Picking an entire year increases your odds of being right by 365 times, and it will still be wrong in 13 days. It is not even accepted that the Mayans even predicted the end of the world, much less that they predicted it to happen in 2012. All I am saying is that whatever predictions the Mayans (or anyone else with their level of scientific understanding) may have possibly made about the end of the world, are almost certainly wrong.
Anyone want to freak out some poor grocery store clerk by buying like 40 pounds of kool aid and rat poison? A couple of those simpletons have already mentioned the impending doomsday to me, so I'm sure they'd know what they thought you were up to! Take a video and post it to youtube!
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
The university I went to put something on this nonsense in one of their mailings to shill for donations. (Something about how one of their archeology professors looked into this and proved it wasn't going to happen.) My reaction? If you've got enough money to blow on this horseshit you obviously don't need a donation from me and would probably blow it on something just as rediculous if I did give it to you. (Yes, this is at a legit university that is normally well respected.)
Did you know 80 to 90% of the moderators on slashdot wouldn't recognize a troll even if one dragged them under a bridge.
Eschatology is simply a matter of your particular brand of religion.
Every Unix user knows the world doesn't end until January 18th or 19th, 2038.
Mac users know the world doesn't end until February 6, 2040, at 6:25:15 a.m.
Windows users know that the world ended at the dawn of the Ballmerzoic Epoch in January 2000.
(I couldn't remember when the Ballmer Epoch began, so I asked Google and somehow got "Did you mean: when did batman take over Microsoft?")
Of course NASA doesn't know that the Vogons will destroy the Earth on 22 December 2012 to make way for an intergalactic bypass. They missed the notification. The Vogons will miss their originally scheduled date of the 21st because, as usual, the construction project is behind schedule. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Cheers,
Dave
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
Ben
"The world isn't going to end because the Mayan Calendar says so."
Science cannot predict world ending/mass extinction asteroid strikes much in advance.
Science cannot predict catastrophic earthquakes or volcanic eruptions.
The world is going to end when the world is going to end. We simply don't have technology to predict when really bad things are going to happen.
"As of the end of 2004, astronomers had discovered more than two thirds of the larger Near Earth Asteroids (diameter greater than 1 km). None of the known asteroids is a threat, but we have no way of predicting the next impact from an unknown object. "
http://impact.arc.nasa.gov/intro_faq.cfm
NASA isn't debunking anything. The world is as likely to end on the 21st as any other day.
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The W3C announced a finalized HTML5 Spec. Yep it's the end of the world.
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Judging from NASA, you would have to think we are quite doomed.
The fact is NASA is trying WAY too hard for what should be a non-event. If they really believed what they say, they would not produce a long video then release it early, nor would they go through so much effort to keep everyone calm when no-one was really panicking.
At this point they look to be calming the masses while the elite are shipped to secret off-planet doomsday shelters on the moon. Nuts of course but they are making it look that way.
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Is going to break some intergalactic 'no fly' zone. The council will be held and they will be shown grainy black and white pictures of our Weapons of Galactic Destruction manufacturing facilities. We're screwed.
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If video games influenced behavior the Pac Man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems.
According to their list of Mission Directorates
1. Enable a safer, more secure, efficient, and environmentally friendly air transportation system.
2. Operate the International Space Station and prepare for human exploration beyond low Earth orbit.
3. Exploring the Earth-Sun system, our own solar system, and the universe beyond.
They should now add:
4. Protection of Humanity from hysteria due to mythical threats said to originate from space.
NASA will fake it just like they did the moon landings. That's the real secret behind Area 51 - it's a giant sound stage.
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I don't think anyone who firmly believes in the Mayan doomsday is going to be swayed by a little organization like NASA. You'll always have people saying "there's things they can't predict!"
Which one is the 'anykey'?
Because it gets them headlines.
The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
Alien invasion: Mars Attacks!
Stargates: Stargate
Wormholes: see "Stargate"
Radiation (cosmic or otherwise): Hulk
Thermonuclear war: Terminator
Dinosaurs: Jurassic Park
Or atlanteans: Why do you hate people from Atlanta?
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You dumbass, you should have gone to the 25th to see what you're getting for Christmas!
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FTFY
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I'm surprised the Fox news isn't reporting 'The End'
Fox only wants to frighten it's viewers if it aligns with their agenda. There is nothing to be gained by Fox if all their viewers think the end is nigh.
Really? Where were you during the Presidential election?
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The sad thing is that there are so many people out there who do not have the intelligence to resist the shyster doomsayers. They will get all worried and send in all kinds of money to these lowlifes, but on 12/22 where will they be? Off spending these peoples hard earned cash! The question that needs to be asked of these shysters is; If the world is going to end on 12/21, why do you need my money? You won't be here to use it if the world ends!
My karma is bad. Don't get too close!!!
Unless it is a plot from the LiBeRaLs.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Yeah come on, even this famous French Psychic with 85% prediction accuracy confirmed for us we'd have an Alien Invasion before 2013. With over 1 million views (when you add up all the copy cat videos), it must be true! Nobody has been able to credibly debunk this guy... yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAIQJmE75vg
PS. Try not to lose too much sleep over this, you can sleep as much as you want after the aliens get you.
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Have y'all seen the French Psychic from 1980 with 85% prediction accuracy confirmed for us we'd have an Alien Invasion before 2013!? He predicted 9/11, war on terror, chernobyl, Obama, and end of the Soviet Union. With over 1 million views (when you add up all the copy cat videos), it must be true! Nobody has been able to credibly debunk this guy... yet, although there's been several debunking theories, all of which have thus far been debunked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAIQJmE75vg
PS. Try not to lose too much sleep over this, you can sleep as much as you want after the aliens get you.
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You're going to die anyways, eventually. Towel?
I hate you arrogant liberals.
You are welcome on my lawn.
It is going to be a rebellion by bipedal cats with opposable thumbs. I give you...Felis Catus Erectus
But I'm taking bets.
you insensative clod! (21/12/2012)
I don't want my money wasted on this. People will figure this out for themselves. Or they won't. I won't care either way. I would think all the intelligent scientists at NASA would realize that curing superstition in four short days is an extremely unlikely proposition.
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If people are going to call Dec 21 the "Mayan Apocalypse," I'm going to start calling Dec 31 the "Gregorian Apocalypse" ... every year.
Yep. But yah know, if you listen to the wind you hear the same nonsense every year, often multiple times a year....
Yep!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
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Because it gets them headlines.
Yes, in a splendidly good way. On 12/22, NASA will be the people who said in public "You pitiful morons are pitiful morons", and some percentage of the pitiful morons will realize they've been acting like pitiful morons.
What are you talking about? They are going at least 50 miles an hour!
It was supposed to be on 12/12/12, but the Mayans are dyslexic.
Table-ized A.I.
Then the world will not have ended, as it will already be 22 DEC 12 in Australia.
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. . . the world will end . . . for someone.
Here's a partial list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
Of course, nobody could let the following years slip by without a doomsday label attached to them:: 1000, Jan 1 (Pope Sylvester II), 1666 (surprise!), 2000, Jan 1.
And of course, the year 2020 is among those future doomsdays. I'm surprised 2222 is not in the list, but not to worry, some "psychic" or religious nut is bound to take that opportunity and get some followers...
NASA is wasting time with this nonsense. If the history of failed apocalypses teaches us anything, is that a large chunk of the world population will always be irrational.
LOL Heat death of the universe. That shizz is cray-cray.
Seriously you have to get a kickstarter going. For 100 dollars you can be one of the chosen few to survive!
Or, for $955,000 dollars you can survive in your own Atlas-F missile silo:
http://www.missilebases.com/adirondack
It's just not due to asteroids, planetary alignment or similar... it'll be a couple of redneck gun-nuts trying out nuclear ICBMs for hunting... because fully automatic handguns, rifles and machine guns just isn't doing the job efficiently enough...
"For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) --
What you won't hear:
It's good to see scientists at least putting down a predicted end well beyond not only their lifetime, but also beyond the likelihood that anyone will remember them predicting it.
Julia Gillard was looking either solemn or broken, as she read her [spoof] doomsday message - at JJJ's request - recently.
We happened to find it a day or 2 after viewing 2 more helpful video shorts from NASAtelevision channel @ YouTube.com
Julia, what were you thinking, when you agreed to make your silly spoof?!?
I say: If you can't take your job seriously, please find another job.
On December 21st Nyan Cat(aclysm) will stop.
Yeah, but how much is that in kilograms?
Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
As an Australian, I approve Julia's message. Australia likes to view itself as being approving of larrikin behaviour.
Those who do not learn from commit history are doomed to regress it.
The alien overloards, who kickstarted human intelligence and helped to build the pyramids, are returning on December 21st, as promised, to become our masters once again. As we will refuse to bow down and try to launch nukes at them, they will simply destroy us rather than let these pesky Earthlings talk back to them. As they are currently traveling here faster than the speed of light, NASA can't see them.
Except now you caused a time paradox that will manifest itself as the Earth exploding on the 21st.
I think nasa shouldn't bother to comment on ideas pertaining to religion.
At least I took my vacation this week. I guess it's time to break out the end-of-the-world booze. Then I just have to travel to a place where you can actually see the stars at night...
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I know they're a long way off, but the scientific predictions are way more terrifying.
From Wikipedia, "The heat death of the universe is a suggested ultimate fate of the universe, in which the universe has diminished to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and therefore can no longer sustain motion or life.'
WTF? I don't even.
I am still taking Friday off of work, just in case! =)
I have decided instead to take it as a completely solipsistic message. This whole doomsday prophecy business is somehow me telling myself that I have reached the end of the line, that my world is coming to an end.