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Microsoft Reports Record Revenue

jones_supa sends this AFP report: "Microsoft soared to record revenues in the last quarter, confounding Wall Street forecasts on the back of strong demand for Xbox consoles, Surface tablets and Internet cloud services. The U.S.-based technology titan reported net income of $6.56 billion on revenue that hit a record high of $24.52 billion in the quarter that ended December 31. ... Sales of Surface tablets more than doubled from the previous quarter to hit $893 million, and Microsoft sold 7.4 million Xbox videogame consoles, with 3.9 million of those being new-generation Xbox One. Bing's share of the Internet search market grew to 18.2 percent while its share of the online search ad market grew about a third, according to Microsoft. Meanwhile, money made from selling Windows software to computer makers slid by three percent due to continue soft demand by consumers for personal computers, according to Microsoft."

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  1. Wow. by korbulon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imagine what these numbers would be if they actually knew what the fuck they were doing.

    1. Re:Wow. by NormAtHome · · Score: 1

      I was about to post "Imagine how much they could make if they did things right" but you kinda stole my line :-)

    2. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which they are you talking about? The idiots at microsoft or the idiots buying that crap?

    3. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Indeed. I know 3 people that got surface tablets for Christmas, despite the fact they were infected with Windows 8. Apparently the demand is there for the hardware, the software is just in the way.

    4. Re:Wow. by Technician · · Score: 2

      If Microsoft knew what they were doing, Intel would also be doing much better. At least Intel is looking to break into mobile with or without Microsoft. The new lines of low power chips look promising.

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    5. Re:Wow. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Like an advancing glacier...

    6. Re:Wow. by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 5, Funny

      I assume that the company you run made more than $6.5B last quarter.

    7. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, over 90% of people are idiots. Good thing we have "smart" people like you to save the day!

    8. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I assume that the company you run made more than $6.5B last quarter.

      Yeah. Didn't yours? Duh, I thought we were all multi-billionaire Silicon Valley douchebags here on Slashdot.

      Well, besides the plebs from flyover country, but who cares about them? They don't make shinies.

    9. Re:Wow. by alen · · Score: 1

      and how much of your cloud runs on Azure?

    10. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Office 365, Win Server, Skype ... not all 100k staff at Microsoft should be judged by a misguided Win 8 start screen.

    11. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you like know man... MS is the man, man... You are like an idiot if you buys their stuff, man... Totally. You should support a happening company like Apple, man... They totally get it man and aren't a greedy corporation trying to keep you down man.

    12. Re:Wow. by tripleevenfall · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obviously a lot of people want to learn how to breakdance. That's what Surface tablets are for, right? I watch a lot of tv commercials

    13. Re:Wow. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'm not currently a MSFT stockholder, but if I were this would make me happier. Still, I'd be concerned that their high-margin businesses seem to be declining while their hardware businesses are on the increase. Their current stock price is supported by margins over 70% - going mainly hardware will push them down, if they are lucky, to Apple-like levels of 30%, or Dell levels much lower than that if they go for the low end. In other words, revenue HAS to increase simply to maintain income as they see more hardware business.

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    14. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      How is Windows 8 "in the way" on a tablet? It's probably the best tablet OS out there right now.

    15. Re:Wow. by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      $6.5 Bitcoin and a quarter? Do you have my books?

    16. Re:Wow. by Salgat · · Score: 1

      Considering they are doing great on their XBox, Office, and enterprise lines and at least trying some innovative moves (while still profiting quite well off Windows 7) I'd say they are doing a damn fine job for the most part.

    17. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft knew what they were doing, Intel would also be doing much better

      Perhaps that's what makes this intentional?

      Nah: Hanlon's Razor.

    18. Re:Wow. by ThatsDrDangerToYou · · Score: 1

      I assume that the company you run made more than $6.5B last quarter.

      Well, no, but we could if we wanted to. We pretty much just blew it all on the holiday party.

    19. Re:Wow. by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      You want to focus on future revenue growth, not on margins.

      First it is natural for margins to fall for growth companies. When young they have the market to themselves. Their success draws competitors that push margins down. Also, hopefully, when they are young they pursue the top tier opportunities. As they get bigger they expand into lower tier opportunities. Hopefully still profitable but they don’t carry the mouthwatering margins.

      Second, hardware companies will always have lower margins. With software, you spend your money upfront for development. Margin is calculated on the cost of selling the software, not developing it. With hardware you actually have to buy inventory to make the finished product. Then you have to drop in the cost of selling the hardware.

      Margin is a characteristic of a company. The level and direction can tell you a lot about a company but not if it is a good company to invest in or not.

    20. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      you shut your whore mouth

    21. Re:Wow. by kelemvor4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Obviously a lot of people want to learn how to breakdance. That's what Surface tablets are for, right? I watch a lot of tv commercials

      I've got one (the original PRO), it's great for a portable device. Full on windows that can actually run real programs yet shaped like a tablet. I've got an ipad and a Samsung galaxy tab that were used for a couple months but then were relegated to dust collection. Man can only play so much angry birds...

      I prefer taking it to meetings over my laptop.

      And remember. It's just an intel Core i5 computer with an SSD and 4gb of ram shaped like a tablet. If you don't like win8, then install Linux, or whatever OS you want on one.

      It's not even close to perfect, but it's the best attempt at a tablet I've seen for sale.

    22. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. And people even judge win8 on basis of single screen that happens to open instead of start menu.

      Yes, guys. I love windows 8!

    23. Re:Wow. by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      The Surface 2 is basically sold out everywhere. Whether that's because sales are amazing, or they underestimated demand, or a little of both, I can't say. I got one for myself this Christmas. It's a really great tablet. Only downside I see is lack of apps, but it has enough apps to get everything done.

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    24. Re:Wow. by fast+turtle · · Score: 2

      Looking at the hardware specs of the Surface Pro 2, I've actually considered it as a viable replacement for my desktop since I can use a keyboard/mouse and connect it to a full sized 1080 display. The only annoying issue is the limited RAM - 4GB if getting the 64/128GB drive and 8GB on the 256/512GB units. Now if they offered all of them with 8GB of memory, you'd have a decent unit even with a 64GB drive. Don't kid yourself that it's enough space as the OS alone uses half of that (32GB) which makes the micro-sd slot an imperative just to hold user files. Other then those issues, Win8.1 actually works pretty well (currently testing on my desktop) so having a dual mode system like this is useful to me just don't know when I'll buy one due to pricing.

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    25. Re:Wow. by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Imagine what these numbers would be if they actually knew what the fuck they were doing.

      Maybe they don't need a CEO. When Ballmer leaves just convert the office into a pet daycare annex.

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    26. Re:Wow. by geeper · · Score: 2

      Agreed. I got the pro 2 a few weeks ago and am very happy with it. I use it in meetings mostly but can do anything else (during the meeting) if needed. I can easily see it completely replacing my pc/laptop in the future.

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    27. Re:Wow. by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      It's really just a touchscreen laptop with a crappy keyboard. Yes, it's more functional than most tablets, but there are more powerful laptops about the same size and weight with better performance, etc. They're pretty much functionally equivalent,aren't they?

    28. Re:Wow. by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Notice they're heading for an Apple-like model? Hardware margins will be fine when they only allow MS software to run on their hardware.

    29. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer taking it to meetings over my laptop.

      I know right? Have you ever tried to breakdance with a laptop at a company meeting? That's just stupid.

      But with a Surface I can finally show the boss my talent!

    30. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you shut your bitch mouth

    31. Re:Wow. by kelemvor4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's really just a touchscreen laptop with a crappy keyboard. Yes, it's more functional than most tablets, but there are more powerful laptops about the same size and weight with better performance, etc. They're pretty much functionally equivalent,aren't they?

      Technically speaking, the surface pro doesn't come with a keyboard at all. You're probably thinking of the "touch" and "type" covers that are sold. I don't care for either. This is pretty much the same story for every other tablet I've seen for sale. Specifications wise, it is almost identical to my HP Elitebook 8470p laptop.

      I added a Logitech Bluetooth keyboard and mouse. It does come with an excellent pen, which I use for taking notes in meetings.
      Not a good replacement for my desktop computer, but it does quite well in most situations where a laptop would be used. The only exception I've found is on airplanes. Need a keyboard with an attachment stiff enough to support the screen. I imagine you'd have the same problem in a car, but I'm rarely in a car if I'm not the one driving it.

      If you're comfortable disassembling with a heat gun you can upgrade the SSD. It's mSATA I think. The ram is soldered on and there is no room for upgrading unfortunately. In my opinion, only 4GB of ram is this device's biggest weakness.

    32. Re:Wow. by TheloniousToady · · Score: 1

      Right. Just the top management.

    33. Re:Wow. by chipschap · · Score: 1

      the OS alone uses half of that (32GB)

      Holy bloatware, batman.... 32GB for Win 8.1? Is it really that much?

    34. Re:Wow. by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Why not, you know, just buy a laptop? It'll cost less, it'll probably have a 1080 display built in, and you can, you know, upgrade the RAM.

    35. Re:Wow. by dbIII · · Score: 1, Funny

      and how much of your cloud runs on Azure?

      It's not a leap year so it will be fine.

    36. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, only 50% of people at most are idiots. I think it was the eugenicist Henry Goddard who proposed 30 as the IQ cutoff, but if you wanted to be incharitable you could say that 100 is the IQ cutoff. It might be better to refer to people with an IQ below 100 as “stupid” to avoid the technical ramifications of “idiot”.

    37. Re:Wow. by Nerdfest · · Score: 2

      It sounds like you're agreeing with me. You'd be happier with a lighter laptop.

    38. Re:Wow. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You want to focus on future revenue growth, not on margins.

      Maybe for a startup, but MSFT is a big old mature company. They are almost a conglomerate, really. I think you need to analyze their hardware and software businesses separately. Like I said, I'd be thrilled that their hardware business is starting to perk up, but losing revenue in the higher-margin software business is something that I'd be very concerned with. I agree with most of your points, except that you seem to think that margin is unimportant - it is certainly not the only thing to look at, but at the end of the day margin factors heavily into the return on capital equation. It's going to be very, very hard to match the cash cow that they have with Windows/Office. Lower-margin revenue must grow much faster than high-margin revenue shrinks if they want to maintain value.

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    39. Re:Wow. by lgw · · Score: 1

      You're 100% correct, but those laptops are quite pricey. Right now at work I use just such a small, lightweight laptop, but it's a top-price executive model that I only got because it's 5 years old now. Still, it is a bit larger and heavier than a tablet, and I could see the tablet appeal if I had to haul it all over the place.

      But the real appeal of tablets is simply ending the fight over what's on TV. If you have kids of a certain age, you're going to spend most of your evenings where you can see them, and there's only 1 TV in the room, but everyone can have a tablet. It's this "lean back" computing where they win IMO, while a laptop is just better for "lean forward" use. (I hate those marketing terms, but can't think of better.)

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    40. Re:Wow. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. Balmer? Out. Julie Lawson-Green, queen of Metro? Out of Windows. Looks like they were judged by that horror (well, it's fine on a tablet/xbone) and found wanting.

      Still, the new guys have to actually be better for that to matter. Time will tell.

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    41. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      none. We are having none of that cloud rubbish. Honestly, no one in their right mind would let all their company confidential data escape their premises and be literally 'owned' by a third party.
      One of thes days a cloud provider will simply evaporate like real clouds do taking god knows how many other companies with them.

    42. Re:Wow. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Right. You should breakdance with a desktop.

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    43. Re:Wow. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Ah fuck ... that was a great laugh !

      After man years of reading /. I gotta give you a 2 thumbs up. Funniest thing I've read in a while. Nice man.

    44. Re:Wow. by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Yeah and that blond girl comes with the car I purchased right?

    45. Re:Wow. by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      The MS approach seems to be more along the lines of "Stumble around blindly until you hit on something and then ride it until it drops." Seems to work for them, though. Not as elegant as Apple, certainly, but hey, beat most companies.

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    46. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Locked-down software that requires "Microsoft certified" to run. At Microsoft's behest, I was approached to write a software hack for a Microsoft vendor because they couldn't run their unsigned, required hardware drivers on surface tablets. Despite its excellent documentation, the fact they use ARM-architecture makes it so compiler support is tougher to come by.

    47. Re:Wow. by nabsltd · · Score: 4, Informative

      Despite the fact that this is a tablet with known hardware and limited upgrade capabilities (basically only USB devices...nothing PCIe), the Windows 8 install includes every driver and every feature of Windows 8, ready and waiting in case you need it.

      So, even though you probably don't want to run IIS, manage an Active Directory domain, or run an NFS server on your tablet, you're still devoting disk space to those "just waiting" features.

    48. Re:Wow. by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      First, do you know that Microsoft does break out its various segments? They reorganized about 2 years ago so you have a break in the data but it is still a good place to start.

      Second, I guess what I am trying to get across is that margins and return of capital are relative measures.
      By the way, figures are for 2013.

      Wal-Mart has a profit margin of 3.5% against Microsoft’s 28% - what does that tell us? Not much. 3.5% is stunning for retail, less so for technology.

      Lenovo has a profit margin of 2% in a mature, highly completive, commodity like market. This tells me one thing. Then take a look at Lenovo vs. HP and Dell. Lenovo has lower margins. That tells me something else. However, over the past 3 years Lenovo’s margins have increased while HP and Dell have fallen. That tells me something else.

      For Microsoft, a mature company, I expect margins to decline. Not too excited. They are moving into hardware, I expect margins to decline. Not too excited. I admit that I have not fully picked apart their financials. Maybe their margin is falling faster than I expected.

      But at the end of the day what matters is future revenue – discounted cash back to the stockholder. It’s great to have high margins but what you really want is cash in your pocket. It is not that margin et. al. is unimportant. It is that they cannot be used in isolation. They are just one input as you try to forecast future revenue.

    49. Re:Wow. by mcneely.mike · · Score: 0

      From what I've heard, Microsoft has Bing as the default search on Explorer (I use Linux, but my dad said he went to use his computer one day and the search had switched from Google to Bing after an update) and they can still claim only an 18% share of teh market?

      I don't call that success especially after the years and money invested .... :(

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    50. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you paid $800 bucks for a meetings appliance?

    51. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but which laptops that are lighter and thinner than the Surface Pro also have a touch screen and activie digitizer for pen input?

    52. Re:Wow. by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I have a surface 2 (not pro), and I've heard that part of the reason there's so much space taken up is because there's also a recovery partition on there (hidden from the user), along with the actual install of the OS. So you basically end up with 2 copies of the initial install, which is why you're left with so little space. Apparently you can use a usb stick to create a recovery drive, and clear out the recovery partition and reclaim the space. Definitely something I want to try out.

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    53. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      While Windows does take up a lot of space, it's not quite 32GB. The Surface Pro 64 comes with 37 GB free. Of the 27 used GB, 5.5GB is devoted to a recovery partition, which can be imaged to a USB and deleted from the on-board storage. Another 3GB is devoted to the hibernation file, which is deleted if you turn off hibernation. Finally about 1GB is devoted to pre-installed apps, which again you can delete. Windows itself takes about 15 - 17 GB.

    54. Re:Wow. by cplusplus · · Score: 1

      I have an HP ElitePad that has 32GB total storage. It's an awesome Win8 tablet (although running an Atom, so quite a bit slower than a Surface 2). The Win8 installation takes about 23GB of that 32, leaving 8 to 9GB for various things.

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    55. Re:Wow. by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe his company paid for it, not him???

    56. Re:Wow. by ckatko · · Score: 2

      But Microsoft made it! We're supposed to be angry!

    57. Re:Wow. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      The Surface 2 is basically sold out everywhere. Whether that's because sales are amazing, or they underestimated demand, or a little of both, I can't say. I got one for myself this Christmas. It's a really great tablet. Only downside I see is lack of apps, but it has enough apps to get everything done.

      It really only needs one app: an Android emulator :)

    58. Re:Wow. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      First, do you know that Microsoft does break out its various segments?

      Yes, but I haven't seen the newest data so I don't feel that I can discuss it intelligently. I'll look into it in the next couple of months, when I actually have some money to invest :)

      Wal-Mart has a profit margin of 3.5% against Microsoft’s 28% - what does that tell us? Not much. 3.5% is stunning for retail, less so for technology.

      Agreed, but - in general - retail stocks command less of a premium than higher-margin industries. Microsoft already has a low P/E for a tech firm, and I suspect margin pressure to be one culprit. Ironically, their low P/E is one reason I keep looking at them - I tend to look for beaten-down stocks.

      It is not that margin et. al. is unimportant. It is that they cannot be used in isolation. They are just one input as you try to forecast future revenue.

      100% agree. The same thing can be said about revenue. To use an absurd, extreme example... GM could increase revenue by selling every car at a loss... until their cash and credit dry up. But you'd be a silly investor if you bought based solely on the revenue increase. You obviously want to keep an eye on margins as well. On the other hand, you have growth players like Amazon. They reinvest almost every penny of their revenue into their business. Their operating margins are decent enough for retail, but they don't make any money. The market has rewarded them handsomely for this strategy.

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    59. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if she's in the car and breathing, then yes. If she's not breathing in the trunk, then we don't know anything about that.

    60. Re:Wow. by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      Why would you want a touchscreen and pen input on a laptop?

      You use a touchscreen as a poor substitute for a keyboard and mouse... and a laptop already has both.

    61. Re:Wow. by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      Errr-you caught me. I meant to say earnings – not revenue. You want to focus on revenue. Simple, stupid mistake on my part.

      O.K. - retail stocks command less of a premium than higher-margin industries. Why? Why is the value of one dollar earned in one sector worth more than a dollar earned in another? The short answer is that it doesn’t. The answer is that it doesn’t.

      So why do retail stocks command a lower premium? Go back to what I said about forecasting future earnings. You have to factor in growth and risk. Growth companies have a higher P/E ratio because you are buying growth. Microsoft is not expected to grow as fast as other tech companies. Even if they hit something out of the ball park it would only have a small effect on the overall earnings. Then you need to factor in risk. You might predict high growth but the company can still blow up. The higher the risk the lower the P/E ratio.

      What you are seeing is that the companies in certain sections share the same characteristics in terms of growth and risk.

      Here is a very simple model that allows you to calculate the correct P/E ratio of a company based on its growth. There are more sophisticated ones out there.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D...

    62. Re:Wow. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      OK, I think we are mostly in agreement, LOL.

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    63. Re:Wow. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      4GB of RAM and an SSD for the page file is fine for a portable device. My laptop has that set-up and it's extremely quick, even when running two web browsers and a VM. On a tablet it's more than enough.

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    64. Re:Wow. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I use the stylus on my Galaxy Note 2 all the time - quick sketches, hand-written notes, equations, etc. Fast and simple, like a notepad. A digitizer pen and touch screen would be very handy for such, rather than firing up my 3D CAD package, start defining parts, etc.

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    65. Re:Wow. by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      So what if he did? I learned long ago to not worry about what other people do with their money. It also sounds like that would potentially be a business expense.

    66. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And exactly what full windows program do you want to run on a tablet?

    67. Re:Wow. by Smauler · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this mentality. GP, along with millions of others have bought tablets, in preference to laptops. Most of these purchases were deliberate, and most people who purchased tablets do actually know laptops exist.

      Why are you saying they are wrong about what they want?

    68. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the keyboards for the Surface are really good, even the Touch Cover. You're also forgetting the active digitiser, it's not just a normal touchscreen.

      Go price out a laptop with the same specs, size, weight, battery life, capacitive touchscreen AND high quality active digitiser. Let me know when you can get it for anywhere close to the same or lower price as a Surface Pro 2.

    69. Re:Wow. by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Obviously a lot of people want to learn how to breakdance. That's what Surface tablets are for, right? I watch a lot of tv commercials

      I remember those stupid break dancing Surface commercials. My wife asked me "what the fuck is Microsoft selling?" She is smart and understands technology, even if she is not a nerd like me. Anyway, I had to say that I am not entirely sure. It is something that combines the worst features of a tablet and a laptop, and is marketed in a way that Freddie Mercury would call "too gay."

      I have to admit that the Android commercials are dumb too, but not that dumb. At least they are halfway interesting. But what Microsoft (and Google to a lesser extent) did not understand is that say what you will about Apple, they understand marketing. Make the product simple, and advertise how easy it is to do stuff that people want to do. Microsoft should have been showing their Surface with the disembodied hand using Word, Excel, etc. and getting shit done that office folk care about. C-levels everywhere would have had instant boners, and millions of dollars in revenue would have ensued.

      Instead, we are left wondering "what does break dancing have to do with computing?" and "what does 'scroogled' mean?" Microsoft just do not get marketing. They are too used to cramming shitty products down our throats because they can, that once we do not need them anymore, they are lost and cannot compete on merit alone.

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    70. Re:Wow. by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      How is Windows 8 "in the way" on a tablet? It's probably the best tablet OS out there right now.

      Yep, at the expense of their desktop operating system unfortunately. I really like Windows 7, and can't see myself upgrading anytime soon unless they decide to reverse the insane decisions to smash together two completely incompatible user operating paradigms into a single OS. Metro is a fine interface for tablets, phones, and touchsceens, but it's just hideous for traditional desktop-oriented work.

      Still, MS seems to be backpedaling on shoving Metro in our faces on the desktop, so maybe the next OS will be actually usable. We'll see.

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    71. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, great. Turn it into a laggy, crashy piece of shit that needs constant manual clearing of RAM by putting Android on it.

    72. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's lying. I'm looking at my Windows 8 partition right now and it's sitting at about 20GB and that's including some applications and games that I have installed. It's closer to about 18GB for just Windows 8 alone.

    73. Re:Wow. by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Imagine what these numbers would be if they actually knew what the fuck they were doing.

      If you cant sell windows 8.x then you do not require the support staff. That translates into big big expense savings.
      Also, netwokring costs are down, because of the number of W8 pcs sold.
      And by no longer really supporting W7, because it is almost legacy bullet proof, again, more savings.
      And yes, the xbox is a winner, particularly with Kinect. An overpriced toy (XB) that is purely for wel heeled gamers.
      Or is it for home computing too?

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    74. Re:Wow. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they are so clueless that Apple is running the iCloud on Windows (Azure). Must be junk.

    75. Re:Wow. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      If you're Apple, all of it? But hey, Apple are idiots right. There is no way they'd select a functional cloud supplier for their iCloud. Right? Yes, I know the iCloud runs on a combo of Azure and Amazon...

  2. Mostly Android revenue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nuff said.

    1. Re:Mostly Android revenue by used2win32 · · Score: 1

      I am sure a lot of it is... don't they make about $10.00 per Android device license? (I think they make more there than they do with Windows phone/mobile services...)

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    2. Re:Mostly Android revenue by used2win32 · · Score: 1

      I had to look it up... http://www.zdnet.com/microsoft...

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    3. Re:Mostly Android revenue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they do, in fact Microsoft welcome Android, as long as they get paid per device.

      Not only that, Microsoft, like Apple et all, are also money lenders. They have such a large amount of cash balance they can make money lending it out too.

  3. Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Microsoft has had some rough times both because they missed the boat on the Mobile Revolution and because they _royally_ fucked up by trying to turn the desktop into Metro. Their heart was in the right place by trying to make one unified interface to help them in the mobile business, but it's just an epic fail. It would have been so easy to do it right, too - make Metro the default on touch-enabled interfaces, but make it easy to disable it and make the desktop the default on non touch devices.

    But I think they will ultimately be successful because they're the best software development company in the world. That's controversial (though it shouldn't be) but they are. They have the money, the culture, and the people to write very good software when they don't make otherwise bad decisions (like Metro Everywhere). That's why I bought an Xbox One instead of a PS4, not because I hate Sony but because Microsoft is fundamentally a better software company and I expect more and better features from them.

    Same thing in the mobile market - Windows Phone is very nice technically and their development tools are leaps and bounds ahead of anyone else's. This doesn't assure them success but it's something only a fool would dismiss.

    1. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by RaceProUK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That reads almost too much like a sales pitch/shill post.

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    2. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I know, I didn't throw in enough mindless "Micro$hafts" or invoke Clippy enough. I'll try harder next time.

      I'm a .NET developer so I'm a Fanboy because nothing else comes close for enterprise development.

    3. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Stormwatch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Their heart was in the right place by trying to make one unified interface to help them in the mobile business, but it's just an epic fail.

      How can it be right to push for a fundamentally flawed idea?

    4. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by jimbobborg · · Score: 2

      Too bad you used IE to post this or you would have spelled rumor correctly in the title.

    5. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bruce Willis has more than one daughter named Rumer?

    6. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Shaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I'm a .NET developer so I'm a Fanboy because nothing else comes close for enterprise development.

      Wow. That's a real head-shaker.

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    7. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by recoiledsnake · · Score: 0

      Ugh, another one of those posts from someone who hasn't used MS products since 1999 yet feels qualified to comment on them in 2014.

      http://www.zdnet.com/blog/micr...

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    8. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know, I didn't throw in enough mindless "Micro$hafts" or invoke Clippy enough. I'll try harder next time.

      I'm a .NET developer so I'm a Fanboy because nothing else comes close for enterprise development.

      You're fanboy for the wrong reasons. Microsoft is the classic bully. They take a standard and change it enough to be a pain in the ass for everyone else to integrate with. Then you have to explain to management that MS is doing something a little different that causes problems. Inevitably, a fanboy like yourself will pipe up and say that if everything were Microsoft, we wouldn't have this problem, when in fact because things are Microsoft, we have the problem.

      I'm not trying to be a jerk, but my experience is that most people who program using MS tools are clueless. Not because their stupid, but because Microsoft makes all the decisions for them. Web services aren't a good idea until MS came out with the VS Web Service Wizard.

      There's a reason Microsoft's address is One Microsoft Way.

    9. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Lol, actually Chrome. I'm just retarded is all.

    10. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by zakkudo · · Score: 1

      Wonderful. Can you tell my why SQL Server 2008 won't install if Windows 8 is using Japanese as the language of the OS? Once you've done this, SQL Server bugs out and refuses to install no matter what hte lanugage is. I would have thought by 2008 MS would have figured out internationalization. I have never seen such a fundimental an issue like this before. I ended up having my whole machine re-imaged on me.

      I'm not impressed with how much of my personal time this wasted.

    11. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      Just because someone has a preference you don't agree with doesn't make them a shill.

      Not to mention that you're just resorting to an ad hominem attack instead of arguing a legitimate counterpoint.

    12. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by davidcoble · · Score: 2

      You make a compelling argument, and I find it hard to disagree with you.

      I would only point out two broad areas where Microsoft seems to be a little weaker than some of its big competitors: innovation and quality control.

      And I'm finding it hard to make a case for innovation. I could argue that they don't come up with new ideas, they borrow ideas that already work for someone else, but that's not really a sin in my book. Who was it that said "good artists borrow from other artists, great artists steal?" I could argue that they won't jump ahead of the curve--won't release new products until they're assured of success, but witness the Zune and Metro. So let's grant them innovation.

      The quality control thing is embarrassing. The culture at MS seems to be that the general public is their beta test group. I think they released Vista so that all their other releases would shine by comparison (not really; it was an unintended benefit). I work around half a dozen bugs in MS products on a daily basis. Using their software has trained me not to trust software.

      I'm not really sure how many epic fails a great software company gets before we have to call it mediocre. If they didn't have a strangle hold on OEMs and enterprise movers and shakers, I doubt they would have more than a 10% share of the desktop. On the other hand, if they didn't have that strangle hold, they wouldn't have such license to release buggy code. They are victims of their own success.

    13. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Node.js of course! Get with the times geezer!

    14. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of languages and platforms that have these features.

      Java?
      http://hadoop.apache.org/
      http://cassandra.apache.org/

      Linux?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usage_share_of_operating_systems#Supercomputers

      c++?
      Google's servers

      Javascript?
      (every webpage made in the last 10 years)

      The reason that .NET is used is because no one has ever been fired for buying IBM, and the people who sign checks have seen the name.

    15. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you know what the fuck you're doing, the language is only vaguely relevant, with respect to "enterprise apps" (vs "normal apps").

    16. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Spy+Handler · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you choose Japanese, you need to install SQR Server 2008.

    17. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      A simple example of why this is wrong: Let's say you have a simple Yes/No question to ask. For tablets, the right thing to do is blank out the screen, put the question more-or-less in the middle, with two large icons to poke. For desktops, it's a standard Yes/No dialog box. For phones, you're better off with the question across the top, and then the Yes and No buttons taking up almost the entire screen.

      That's 3 different interfaces with 3 different interactions that are easy to pull off because you're interacting with different kinds of objects. Trying to make them all the same is so monumentally and obviously stupid I'm at a loss for why attempting to do so is all the rage in the UI design world (I'm looking at you too, Gnome3 and Unity). My best guess is that UI designers are working feverishly on it because it's one of the few areas of their field where there isn't a pretty clear understanding of what the Right Thing is, and so that's where they can get creative and innovative (and ideally rich if they find a really really good idea and patent it).

      Anyone here working in UI design that might be able to explain it better to me?

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    18. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know, I didn't throw in enough mindless "Micro$hafts" or invoke Clippy enough. I'll try harder next time.

      I'm a .NET developer so I'm a Fanboy because nothing else comes close for enterprise development.

      Hey man, the .NET stack is awesome, I won't dispute that. But claiming the toolchain or the stack surpasses Java is laughable at this point. Yes, Java and Oracle have some serious problems to address and have drug their feet on several issues, however the stack is amazing, I'd take Maven 3 and Eclipse plus free plugins any day over Visual Studio and NuGet.

      There's a reason most really big server stuff out there runs on the Java stack, few people realize how much of the cloud/networking code of ALL the stuff they use is Java. Whether you're playing WOW or LoL to kick back or using almost any of your banking and investment sites, you're certainly benefitting from Java.

    19. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And AJAX wasn't a good idea until Microsoft introduced it in IE6, because w3c & ecma couldn't make a standard in 3 fucking years? And browser plugins weren't a good idea until Microsoft introduced ActiveX?

    20. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience with integrating enterprise software is exactly the opposite. MS is leaps and bounds ahead of just about all of their competitors in terms of documentation and standards based APIs (SOAP/REST services).

    21. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noobs can't even use tiles. What kind of professional doesn't use tiles? ME-TRO! ME-TRO! ME-TRO!

    22. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by iluvcapra · · Score: 2

      (removes glasses, pinches bridge of nose, wonders why he's been coming to this fucking site every couple days for 20 years now...)

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    23. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 0

      Hory. Fucking. Shit. I just raffed out roud.

    24. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      ... unless your 'enterprise' (damn, I hate that term) is ... you know ... multi-platform?

    25. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ActiveX was not a good idea.

    26. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by stewsters · · Score: 1

      If you like Maven try Gradle. Its pretty nice.

    27. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, I didn't call him a shill.

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    28. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      I know, I didn't throw in enough mindless "Micro$hafts" or invoke Clippy enough. I'll try harder next time.

      I'm a .NET developer so I'm a Fanboy because nothing else comes close for enterprise development.

      I'm a .NET dev too, so I do understand your appreciation of the tools et al. I also have a WinPhone. But I'm not afraid to call MS out when they screw up (I assume you're the same ;)).

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    29. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 2

      I don't mean to be a jerk either but frankly most of the people who bash MS in the developer arena don't know what they're talking about. I've done a _lot_ of UNIX development in bash, Perl, C, Java, and other languages. And I've also done a shit-ton of development in .NET. I know what I'm talking about in both arenas. Most UNIX guys don't have the slightest concept of how to develop in or support Windows in a professional environment. It would befuddle them to think you can do more with Powershell than you can with Bash.

      The "standards!! embrace extend extiguish!" meme largely came about because of MS's (mis)adventures in trying to corner the web browser market. Generally MS is very good about e.g. web service standards. I support an app that has a .NET web service with Kerberos authentication and a Java CLI that supports single-sign on access to that service via Kerberos. And it all works pretty well because of _standards_. Granted, nothing but Java in the UNIX space has advanced far enough past 2001 to support this sort of scenario, but Java's fine.

      And ultimately, developing in a corporation, I don't give a shit about standards beyond what they let me actually get accomplished. It's meaningless unless it gets in my way. If .NET and Jax-WS/Metro didn't play well together, for example, I'd have an issue.

    30. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The website of the bank I use just went "Metro". It's a spreading cancer (not just MS) we're stuck with now that all the marketing types think it's cool even if the form of the thing removes to function by hiding the text you actually want to read under some blocky "art".

      It's not a viable desktop.
      It's a Partridge Family Bus crash.

    31. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      unless your 'enterprise' (damn, I hate that term) is ... you know ... multi-platform

      So A, B, C, D and E :)

    32. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by thoth · · Score: 1

      They have the money, the culture, and the people to write very good software when they don't make otherwise bad decisions (like Metro Everywhere). That's why I bought an Xbox One instead of a PS4, not because I hate Sony but because Microsoft is fundamentally a better software company and I expect more and better features from them.

      Good to hear! I take it you are also satisfied with your Zune, PlayForSure music bought in their online store, Kin smartphone, or perhaps Windows Phone 7?

      Sorry, you may prefer their stuff, but the reason(s) you list are ridiculous and just factually contradictory to their own behavior. Within the last decade they've thrown several of their own products and customers under the bus.

    33. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by TheloniousToady · · Score: 1

      I would only point out two broad areas where Microsoft seems to be a little weaker than some of its big competitors: innovation and quality control.

      Maybe they can hire away Tim Cook from Apple to solve their innovation problem. ;-)

      Regarding quality, I guess I'm in the minority in terms of being quite impressed with their quality overall. Sure, they make dumb UI mistakes like Metro, but considering how complex most of their stuff is, I think it works extremely well overall. For example, I think the fact that plug-and-play works as well as it does is a small miracle. It's a wonderful luxury to just plug something in and it magically works. (Which is the main reason I don't use a certain other OS that's quite popular around here...I'm quite happy to pay for something that "just works".)

      The embarrassing part, though, is that Microsoft seems to let some little obvious stuff get out the door. For example, I use Visual Studio 2008 and sometimes the buttons don't repaint as needed. That's just obvious. How did they not notice - and fix - that?

      Microsoft also has done a fantastic job with backwards compatibility over the years, which I think they recognize as one of the keys to their empire (especially back when they were a monopoly). It's amazing to me that current 64-bit Windows systems will run DOS software written literally decades ago, as well as software written a few years ago for 32-bit systems.

    34. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that one went from +5 to -1 in a matter of minutes. I was about to congratulate you on saying something nice about Microsoft here and getting away with it, but I guess it's too late for that. Anybody wonder why I'm posting this as...

      yours truly,

      Anonymous Coward

    35. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by JohnNemesh · · Score: 1

      "That's why I bought an Xbox One instead of a PS4, not because I hate Sony but because Microsoft is fundamentally a better software company and I expect more and better features from them." As long as you don't mind running inferior hardware that can't match the competition, sure. But the truth is the Xbox One is underpowered, ill conceived, and has problems with it's CORE functionality as a media hub. (lack of discrete IR, lack of learning capability, lack of a complete code base that supports common brands (Elite TVs not supported), degraded picture quality using the pass through (run a test pattern, it's not subtle), no DVR support, only 80% accuracy on voice commands, I could go on and on) No, MS DOESNT have superior programmers, nor do they have anyone in the company who understands what customers REALLY want out of a console...or any other consumer electronics product. You sir, bought the wrong console.

    36. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by lgw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, Java's the only other real contender for modern "enterprise" software (the backend - much of the JS on the client sadly comes from Java libraries). I've spent years writing code in both Java and C#, and these days C# wins hands down.

      For years they were leapfrogging one another - whichever language had the most recent major release was a bit better, but not enough to really matter. But Java hit the rocks a few years back and has been sinking ever since. It had stumbled before Oracle, when C# got modern list processing with LINQ and a lambda operator, and Java missed the boat. And with the death of Sun, they never recovered.

      The single biggest missing piece for C# right now is the lack of official support for writing Android apps in C#/Visual Studio. There are commercial solutions for that, but without official blessing it lacks the power of "no one has ever been fired for buying IBM". Maybe the new bosses at MS can get wise to that - it's not like they don't make money off of Android sales.

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    37. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by JohnNemesh · · Score: 1

      It looks like you are trying to watch TV. Would you like some help with that? :)

    38. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by JohnNemesh · · Score: 1

      ^^ THIS!

    39. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our enterprise is multi-platform. It uses windows, linux, android and iOS. I'll just say that Mono on linux runs miles better than Java on windows. Throw iOS into the mix and it's a no brainer. Basically your enterprise has to be linux with bits of android for Java to make sense. If your targeting windows, ios, android, and linux in that order (and that's a very common order) the best tool for the job is c#.

    40. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by lgw · · Score: 1

      You're fanboy for the wrong reasons. Microsoft is the classic bully.

      Clearly you've never had to work with Oracle (and frankly, Sun was never roses and sunshine either). In a space dominated by C# and Java, MS is the well-behaved nice vendor by comparison.

      There's a reason Microsoft's address is One Microsoft Way.

      Better than being stuck in One Infinite Loop. I can now say my car can drive an infinite loop in 10 minutes - how's that for high performance?

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    41. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree, I can't believe anyone could be that stupid. Smart is writing a dialog using some library that with the same code looks the right way on each platform. It's so blindingly obvious you wonder how anyone could miss it.

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    42. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Anybody at the top of it's industry is going to be a bully. Apple is for sure, Android is too but nowhere near what MS and Apple are.

      BTW, LOL at the One Microsoft Way comment.

    43. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily.

      Years ago, a company had your idea. They had a "personality" module for whatever UI they were trying to deal with. At the time, they had DOS and Mac.

      If you were using the DOS version, you might see a message on your screen like this:

      Are you sure you want to delete this record? (Yes/No)

      On the Mac, you would get a dialog box with "Are you sure you want to delete this record?", two radio buttons labeled "Yes" and "No", and two buttons labeled "OK" and "Cancel"

      Did it work? Yup. Was it correct? No.

    44. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Smart is writing a dialog using some library that with the same code looks the right way on each platform.

      The trouble with that is that this challenge extends to issues like: On a 2"x3" screen, it's preferable to have more screens with less on them, versus on a tablet or desktop, it's preferable to have fewer screens to go through. So now your library has to be smart enough to do the right thing on each platform, and realize that actually these 5 controls need to be moved onto a second screen, etc.

      So it's not just making each piece of the puzzle look right, it's also about making the puzzle as a whole fit with the application and the platform. That's hard, but I don't see a way around actually writing 3 different UIs if you want to support 3 different platforms the Right Way (TM).

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    45. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      by that logic.. is apple bad because of their address?

      New goal: start a tech company and have the address be 1/0 $company way

      =)

    46. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um - r.e. infinitle loop: did OP ever indicate that he was pro-apple?

      Indeed oracle is a bully - I think the better way to have phrased it is 'microsoft is *A* classic bully' - which I don't think anyone can deny.

      Also - he's talking about java the programming language, which has some semblance of open governance since prior to the oracle/sun buyout -
      Perfectly possible to run IBM Java on Dell Hardware on Redhat Linux... and low and behold, this is actually a common deployment!

    47. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's probably 12 years old and has never worked in his life

    48. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by iamnotasmurf · · Score: 0

      (removes glasses, pinches bridge of nose, wonders why he's been coming to this fucking site every couple days for 20 years now...)

      (wonders why the glass wearing nose-bridge pincher says hes been coming to slashdot for 20 years despite the fact that it was founded in 1997)

      DUDE!

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    49. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Hey my ID is less than one-fourth yours, I think I know how long I've been coming here! :)

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    50. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ActiveX was not a good idea.

      Are browser plugins? Are NaCl?

    51. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, that depends of whether your goal is "great" or "not awful". If you're content with "not awful", you could make this work. QT does an OK job of looking like a native app on each platform is runs on. At least all the UI widgets are the ones you're used to.

      Really, with a bit of refinement and well-funded usability testing, I think you could get something pretty good. E.g., for "wizards" (multi-page dialogs), a bit of hinting about what controls really need to be on the same screen would be enough; let the library "cut the scroll" into individual pages.

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    52. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Wow, enterprise development. I am so jealous. Nothing gets the motivational juices flowing in the morning than the thought of tweaking some enterprise code.

    53. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by JohnNemesh · · Score: 2

      Considering how many "fans" of Windows 8 were eventually found to be working for Microsoft's PR firms, it's a fair assumption. They are still doing it too...see recent news about the whole Machinima debacle. If you AREN'T paid, I have to ask, why so loyal? It truly is a crap product, why so defensive?

    54. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feature lists do not "enterprise" software make. You need to get out more and stop believing everything Microsoft tells you - Microsoft tools are not actually very good compared to a lot of the competition. They are often buggy, very slow, inflexible, non-standard, badly documented and expensive. And Java is only a tiny part of that competition.

    55. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by JohnNemesh · · Score: 1

      and yet, when you dare to criticize their latest crappy offering, you are insulted, told you are using it wrong, too stupid to understand it, or an Apple fanboy. As someone who used to (try to) sell UltimateTV and WebTV, who got burned buying 3 different 360s that failed (and werent covered by MS), who bought into Windows Moble only to watch it die, and who watched as "the first smartphone out of beta" was made obsolete 2 whole months after launching, I am against EVER giving MS my money again. And no, I don't own any Apple crap either! :)

    56. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Ten million malware writers beg to differ.

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    57. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Java's the only other real contender for modern "enterprise" software (the backend - much of the JS on the client sadly comes from Java libraries). I've spent years writing code in both Java and C#, and these days C# wins hands down.

      For years they were leapfrogging one another - whichever language had the most recent major release was a bit better, but not enough to really matter. But Java hit the rocks a few years back and has been sinking ever since. It had stumbled before Oracle, when C# got modern list processing with LINQ and a lambda operator, and Java missed the boat. And with the death of Sun, they never recovered.

      The single biggest missing piece for C# right now is the lack of official support for writing Android apps in C#/Visual Studio. There are commercial solutions for that, but without official blessing it lacks the power of "no one has ever been fired for buying IBM". Maybe the new bosses at MS can get wise to that - it's not like they don't make money off of Android sales.

      Yeah! That would explain the vibrant .NET ecosystem, and largest, most complex system software based on .NET, and all those start-ups based on the .NET stack instead of Java....oh....wait a minute...

    58. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by lgw · · Score: 1

      COBOL had a lot of traction with business programming too. Didn't make it pleasant to program in.

      The Tao gave birth to machine language. Machine language gave birth to the assembler.

      The assembler gave birth to the compiler. Now there are ten thousand languages.

      Each language has its purpose, however humble. Each language expresses the Yin and Yang of software. Each language has its place within the Tao.

      But do not program in COBOL if you can avoid it

      In many ways Java is the new COBOL, not because of language features (though the same fortyCharacterColobesqueVariableNames are common) but because all the same old boring stuff that used to be done in COBOL is now done in Java.

      I'm careful to ensure the word "Java" doesn't appear on my resume, not because the language is all that bad (though the lack of modern list processing really gets old), but because I never want to write an inventory database, or a payroll program, or a SCM/CRM/ERP system - or anything with an Oracle DB involved, really.

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    59. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by someSnarkyBastard · · Score: 1

      You have no idea what Microsoft's culture is like do you? Half of Microsoft's problems are related to it's culture, stack ranking (bottom 20% of workforce gets the boot) destroys morale and actively encourages sabotage and office politics ("I'm sure as hell not gonna be the poor SOB on the bottom of the stack, I'll arrange for Bob's project to go to custard and then HE'LL be the poor SOB on the bottom and out the door!")

      Not to say Sony is any better, they are Evil incarnate, but your rosy view of Microsoft's culture, especially considering how infamously corrosive it is, makes me think you are a fanboi.

    60. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Well, that's nowhere close to a proper Mac dialog.

    61. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Maudib · · Score: 1

      Thats just hilarious. Id go so far as to say cute.

    62. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Maudib · · Score: 1

      http://www.tiobe.com/index.php...

      C is still the undisputed king of enterprise, and growing.
      Java has about 3x the adoption of C#. Both are declining. C# peaked in 2012 and is plummeting.

      Finally there, like C# and .Net, there is a big difference between Java and the JVM. You are right that for many things C# the language is better (though fuck the eco system) then Java. However the JVM is amazing.

      Watch out for Scala. Its actually starting to woo C devs.

    63. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a .NET developer, and it sure doesn't make me a fan of Microsoft, much less a Fanboy. In fact a lot of times I miss the far more useful error messages that perl/python and other software written in the unix/"unixlike" traditions[1] produce by default. Where you get "undefined reference to XYZ" instead of "object reference not found". Worse when it's not only your own software you're dealing with - so you can't change things to get more useful errors.

      My office is full of Sharepoint developers too and surprise surprise they aren't fans either. And yes they get those useless error messages too even (especially?) if they are bugs with Sharepoint itself.

      [1] I don't know why but Windows stuff seems to have a tradition/culture of producing useless or subpar error messages. It doesn't have to be that way. Perhaps it's some multilingual push- they try to make error messages equally useless in every language, rather than be biased towards a single language like English.

    64. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have proven the parent poster's point spectacularly :) Now go back to your P-p-p-powershell!!! and let me get back to cleaning up the Exchange Admins' encoding mistakes with my handy bash shell.

      Just for reference, I have a couple friends that continuously try to convert me back to Windows and powershell, and without fail they display an exemplary lack of understanding of what a shell is for. They clearly have much more knowledge than you have displayed about the matter though.

    65. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I have to disagree. I was part of a team that built some of the earliest commercial Java software, a company that was eventually acquired by IBM (guess what happened after that). We built our own extensible app server, there were none available at the time. We wrote the fastest SNMP stack for Solaris in Java and integrated it into our management solution. This stuff was amazing.

      After IBM I drifted for a while and then ended up with a company that needed to do some .Net stuff. Hadn't tried it, but found it was quite similar to Java, and what I was used to with Java was there for .Net. Then came .Net 3.5, and four, and whammo, C# and .Net ran WAY past Java. It's sad for me to see how long in the tooth Java is becoming. It's clearly a bad case of a combination of a disinterested owner and development by committee.

      The world is moving fast, Java extremely slowly, and some improvements are terrible mistakes. An early example that'll be with us forever, or until Sun says "screw committees" and does it over from scratch, is autoboxing. It was done badly, very, very badly, and I for one has suffered. Many more too.

      The main fault is the resistance to changing,the core VM. I don't understand it. It's dumb. If changes make it incompatible, ship the two VMs in one go and run code where it is compatible. Easy.

      There are many more issues (where is all the great functional stuff, for example). There are also some serious problems with extremely popular add ons for example. Hibernate is a massive anti-pattern in and of it self, for example.

      Good stuff is happening too, of course. I like the Play framework (but static controllers is a great example of premature optimization), but for Java Play is nowhere near .Net MVC. Then of course, you can opt out of Java with Play. That's good. For Play developers, but for Java as a programming language...

    66. Re:Rumers..demise..exaggerated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up you sniveling, ignorant cunt.

  4. Price Drop by phmadore · · Score: 3, Funny

    So this means the price of their software is gonna come down... right? :P

    1. Re: Price Drop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nah, even better, they have enough money so they will just open source it!

  5. Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now can Slashdot please stop treating the Surface like Fox News treats Benghazi?

    1. Re:Awesome by approachingZero+ · · Score: 0

      So Slashdot is the only place you'll hear the truth about the Surface? I always wondered.

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    2. Re:Awesome by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      The truth, meaning that it's a pretty damn nice product especially the Pro? Or perhaps you have specific criticisms?

    3. Re:Awesome by approachingZero+ · · Score: 0

      I got my daughter a Asus - Transformer T100 - 32GB because I didn't feel like shelling out for a Surface Pro. There was some good reason I went with it instead of the Surface RT, something about Outlook. All I know is I really like the little guy, battery life is freakishly long.

      The only complaint I have about any tablet is fingerprints, I'm a little OCD and I can't deal with the smudges.

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  6. XBox saves the day by FishTankX · · Score: 2

    Looks like for microsoft to preserve profitability it may have to continue to branch out of its core competency, windows. Perhaps it's following in Apples footsteps in a sense, branching away from personal computing to consumer electronics.

    1. Re:XBox saves the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You have to wonder if the eventual goal is to sell MS Office for X-Box to tie into their successful branding strategy. I can't wait for that! MS Word controlled by game controller and/or Kinect. The future of office productivity in your living room!

    2. Re:XBox saves the day by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      That's the short game strategy.

      Long game, they're kinda headed in the same direction as Caldera/SCO. You remember them?

      Big companies like IBM are 'hardening' their market position in certain areas, not acquiring. Oracle is doing similar - though acquiring assets, they're stripping them of their value to integrate it into their core product offering/identity products.

      PCs have become commodity, yes, and the new boom market is in mobile/platform apps and data. MS is moving that way, but it seems they've not moved from their core competency of marketing - there's a LOT of competition in this market, and they're by no means good at it.

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    3. Re:XBox saves the day by kwerle · · Score: 1

      Looks like for microsoft to preserve profitability it may have to continue to branch out of its core competency, windows...

      Core /what/, now?

      Sorry. Could not resist - having just installed 8.1.

      The last thing the dude said to me as I walked out of Best Buy: "yeah, good luck installing *that*."

    4. Re:XBox saves the day by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to work out a metaphor where Microsoft is a destroyer firing depth charges (mobile devices) at Apple, a sub, but the depth charges keep detonating too soon...there's an inherent metaphor about the explosulations in there somewhere, too...

      Eh, whatever. It makes a pleasant mental image, anyway.

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    5. Re:XBox saves the day by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      You could wire it into Kinect so you can control Excel by shouting at your TV, too!

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  7. Strategy? by nashv · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That billion dollar write-off on the Surface tablets doesn't seem so bad now does it...

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    1. Re:Strategy? by slashmydots · · Score: 2

      It was only 900 million. Don't be so dramatic, lol.

    2. Re:Strategy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doubling a tiny amount is still (tiny amount * 2) = slightly less tiny. Do you even Math?

    3. Re:Strategy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even read? The end result of that doubling was $893 million. i.e. the starting amount was $450 million the quarter before. Since you're so into maths I'll give you some more... $893 million + $450 million = $1.3 billion in Surface sales in the past two quarters. Sounds like Microsoft's surface business is really struggling.

    4. Re:Strategy? by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Didn't they just write off a billion on the Surface For ReTards?

      So, yeah, they've almost certainly lost a ton of money on the Surface so far.

    5. Re:Strategy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That billion dollar write-off on the Surface tablets doesn't seem so bad now does it...

      They are continuing to lose money on Surface Pro tablets even now that Surface RT is gone. This is a sell below cost to try and create a market that doesn't exist strategy. We have yet to see if that pays off. We won't know until someone tries to sell Surface for a profit and has to compete for success, something Microsoft is loathed to do.

    6. Re:Strategy? by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Seems horrible, actually. The just launched a new console and an entirely new OS and these are the numbers they put up? Ouch. This is a bad, bad sign for Microsoft.

  8. I TOO CAN HAVE RECORD REVENUE IF !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I pay you a dollar for every 90 cents you give me !!

    Surface COGS: 935 m
    Revenue 850 m

    1. Re:I TOO CAN HAVE RECORD REVENUE IF !! by Zmobie · · Score: 1

      Considering they had a 6.5 billion dollar net income, I'm sure their executives and shareholders are crying into their money about your one comment that literally accounts for less than 1/24 of their overall revenue streams....

    2. Re:I TOO CAN HAVE RECORD REVENUE IF !! by stymy · · Score: 1

      They just started that product line. Microsoft looks at the long-term more than other companies. For example, the XBox originally made them lose billions, but now the newer versions are raking in the dough.

    3. Re:I TOO CAN HAVE RECORD REVENUE IF !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ten years on. And what if Sony did better? Xbox would be where? Where the MS phone is. Where the MS tablet is. Where the MS OS is. Even where MS Office is. Office? Yes, Office. Cows eventually die, even cash cows. The looming question is, who will buy the remains of MS?

    4. Re:I TOO CAN HAVE RECORD REVENUE IF !! by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      They just started that product line. Microsoft looks at the long-term more than other companies.

      As opposed to, like, Starbucks, or Daimler, or Apple, who, in their obvious obsession with quarterly profits, charge premium profits for every good sold from day one, and thus all quickly went out of business.

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    5. Re:I TOO CAN HAVE RECORD REVENUE IF !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10s of billions but who's counting and because they make so many billions from Windows based products they could do that for quite a few years. They only started making a "profit" from XBox a couple of years ago and signs show they are not going to own the console market so profits there will be kept in check. MSN/BING has been costing them billions every year and there's no sign it will ever make money given its very slow growth. And they have done tablets many times before and lost millions on them but now have lost billions on this Windows Phone phone OS.

      Must be nice to have a monopoly to ride the coat tails of to prop up products with marketing and reseller kick backs to fool so many into purchasing them.

  9. Mis-read? by dissy · · Score: 2

    Meanwhile, money made from selling Windows software to computer makers slid by three percent due to continue soft demand by consumers for personal computers

    Yes, I too have been both softly demanding and loudly demanding a personal computer OS from Microsoft, yet all they want to push is some tablet OS unsuited for business work on a personal computer.

    At least they aren't acting surprised about their choice.

    1. Re:Mis-read? by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Microsoft pushed the personal computer OS for the good part of 30 years. Let me have my tablet OS for a couple of years and then maybe they can get back to making you happy.

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  10. Nobody wants Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nobody wants Windows 8. The Metro UI is crap. The ribbon UI is crap. Microsoft are crap. Bring back program manager!

    1. Re:Nobody wants Windows 8 by tepples · · Score: 2

      You could always bring back the Windows 7 Start menu by installing Classic Shell into Windows 8.x.

    2. Re:Nobody wants Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Tabworks! Ever used that? Quite a nice replacement for Program Manager (based around tabs instead of MDI, as the name implies). It had quite a nice feature which I wish we saw more of today - when you're dragging-and-dropping something and you realise there's something you need to do before dropping, there's a space where you can temporarily drop what you're dragging and pick it up again later.

    3. Re:Nobody wants Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants Windows 8.

      I wanted Windows 8. And then I got it. I like it. I wont be going back to windows 7.

      So your statement is false.

    4. Re:Nobody wants Windows 8 by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

      Not in a corporate environment you sure as hell don't! It's one Windows Update way from being broken (or intentionally disabled).

      I've even see Classic Shell lock up a laptop with a secondary monitor. Unless it's native, you don't modify core OS behavior in a corporate environment that's not officially supported. Even if it was supported, best-practice would be not to do it anyways to ensure broad app and environmental compatibility.

      Hopefully Win9 will combine the GUI of Win7 with the engine of Win8. Hopefully...

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    5. Re:Nobody wants Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have classic shell installed on my corporate win7 machine for well over a year, with 4 monitors and no problems, no lockups or issues ( GIS analyst here, with local admin rights). I absolutely hated the severely gimped & cramped win7 start menu (had to deal with it today...ugh it slows me down no end) and microsoft were retarded in not providing a classic start menu option; If we move to 8 or 8.1 it will get reinstalled and all things metro will be banished :)

  11. Good for them. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hope they don't announce big profit now and come back a few months later with a big charge for something else. Sort of like Bush would not include war costs in regular budget and always ask for emergency appropriations for a war that had been going on for years.

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    1. Re:Good for them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Yeah, blame Bush. It's his fault that Obamacare is failing and unemployment rates (Real rates, not "only people looking for work" rates) are still so high.

      Obama? No hiding facts or working around dodgy figures there... nope. Good ole' American President right there. He can't do anything wrong, because if he does you're obviously a racist.

    2. Re:Good for them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You mean like the Democraps did in 2009? Pass a "one time" $787 Billion stimulus (more than Iraq/Afghanistan cost in 8 years)-- then refuse to pass a budget out of the Senate so CR's can continue most of that "one time" stimulus as a baseline?

      Or perhaps you are referring to Obama's QE-Infinity where they simply print $80B per month (devaluing every $ you have in your pocket) until well-- forever?

    3. Re:Good for them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calm down, it's an analogy, and it's apt in this case.

      Steve (War on Chairs*) Ballmer would be Clinton. Under Ballmer MS is still making money. The GP/OP's fear is that the guy who replaces Ballmer (Clinton) would blow it all.

      *Achievement Unlocked! Yet another chair joke

    4. Re:Good for them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... that escalated quickly.

      Seriously though Mr AC, what is your fucking beef? The person you replied to said nothing about Obamacare and nothing about unemployment. He certainly didn't try to blame them on Bush, and he said nothing to support Obama or insult those who criticise him. For all you know GP hates Obama as much as you do. It's like you're replying to a completely different comment in another thread on some other board, or like you're just shouting at the voices in your head.

      What he did say is that Bush fiddled the books to hide expenses, and suggested that maybe Microsoft might be trying to pull something similar. It was a reasonable comment to make. Unlike yours, which comes off as the spittle-flecked rantings of a complete loon.

      By the way, you're totally a racist for saying bad things about Obama.

    5. Re:Good for them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they will just do another re-org and shuffle money around so things look different so they can say things like we sold X number of this and generated Y in revenue from that and basically tells us little but sounds like it's all good news. Moving the profits Windows products generate around the company hides the failures while they keep changing the marketing in hopes people get excited about something. You know, like the new 2 position kick stand on Surface devices.

    6. Re:Good for them. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps you are referring to Obama's QE-Infinity where they simply print $80B per month (devaluing every $ you have in your pocket) until well-- forever?

      Imagine government printing tons of money and burying it various places and asking the private sector to dig for it and deposit whatever money they find in their bank account. You would think this is the most asinine stupid idiotic moronic thing to do, right? And you would probably thing gold is the real money and all this paper money printed by the government is not worth anymore than toilet tissue.

      But people spend enormous resources to find gold buried in the earth and promptly rebury it in various bank vaults and safes, not any different from finding money buried by the government and depositing them back in the bank accounts.

      Anyway about 50% of Americans have a net worth of zero. They don't have any money to be devalued. The next 40% have small amounts, and their net worth is basically the equity they have in their homes. That is not getting devalued by currency. It would get inflated. It is only the top 10% that have any wealth invested in stocks, bonds and cash, denominated in currency. And about half the wealth in the nation is in the hands of just 1% of the population. That money has to be recirculated somehow into the economy, otherwise the growth stagnates and the economy becomes moribund. Dont trot out the rot about job creators. The world is awash in capital. About 2 trillions in public corporations in USA alone, and another 1 trillion in private equity in USA alone. We have capital, labor, carting and rent seekers. What is missing is demand. Demand comes only when money is recirculated back into the economy. The usual choices are: tax it out of them or persuade them go on a ego-trip by donating to charity.

      When it is politically incorrect to tax it, and they are greedy enough to hoard it, we have only one way of taking it out of their hands and putting it back into the economy. Print money, devalue their holdings and put the money into circulation. That is what Obama is doing. It affects very rich people a lot, and moderately rich people like me a little. There is 80% chance it does not affect you at all, and 19% chance it affects you only moderately.

      You will never acknowledge it even if you realize it is true, but Obama is actually dragging you kicking and screaming to a better America.

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    7. Re:Good for them. by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      But people spend enormous resources to find gold buried in the earth and promptly rebury it in various bank vaults and safes, not any different from finding money buried by the government and depositing them back in the bank accounts.

      People spend enormous resources to install windows. Therefore, clearly, the government should stimulate the economy by sending the Army out to smash every window in the country.

      Come on, you know it makes sense.

    8. Re:Good for them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to mention the somewhat new practice of the grotesquely wealthy founding their own charities and only donating into those. That way not only do they keep 100% of their money from ever seeing the hands of the unwashed masses, but they can use their charity to further their political goals (and further enrich themselves in the process, creating a positive feedback loop where charities become for-profit without explicitly stating they are).

    9. Re:Good for them. by euroq · · Score: 1

      Regardless of the debate of whether or not either the Iraq/Afghanistan war or the stimulus spending was a good idea, spending money inside the U.S. via the stimulus has an exponentially better effect for the economic health of the country than the foreign wars in Iraq/Afghanistan do.

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    10. Re:Good for them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right cause spending 1.7 trillion a year above governemnt income is no problem whatsoever and can't possibly lead to problems

  12. Noooo by coolsnowmen · · Score: 3, Funny

    The year of the death of the linux desktop :-(

    1. Re:Noooo by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Valve disagrees.

    2. Re:Noooo by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      Valve is also delirious. Only Steam fanboys will buy one of the many overpriced Steam Machines instead of, you know, building their own computers for much cheaper like a normal person.

    3. Re:Noooo by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Or, people that would normally buy a console but who don't want the hassle of picking a video card, making sure their wifi card works with Linux, etc.

    4. Re:Noooo by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      No. People that would normally buy a console, will just buy a console. Or a gaming pc with windows on it. If there were like 3 Steam Machines to choose from then i would agree with you, but with 14+ different boxes you still have the hassle of having to make sure the game you want to play will run on your particular machine.

  13. Good to hear by StripedCow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's always good to hear that the world's largest software firm has a higher revenue than the world's largest advertisement firm.

    Regardless of whether it is MS or not.

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    1. Re:Good to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always good to hear that the world's largest software firm has a higher revenue than the world's largest advertisement firm.

      Regardless of whether it is MS or not.

      Google's revenue will be ~$55 Billion for 2013. Now whether you want to call them the world's largest advertisement firm or world's largest software firm...

    2. Re:Good to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except advertisement firms can't compete unless they are not really advertisement firms only...

  14. Surface in the Enterprise by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We have recently purchased a Surface to test with some LIMS software we use, which currently runs fine on W7. We were told it wouldn't run on 8. It has been discovered that it does in fact run on 8 and runs fine on our Surface. We are going to to test using Surface tablets running 8.1 in our environment. So far so good.

    Are we running this on iPads or Android tablets? No.
    Why?
    Because the software in question, along with pretty much everything else we use is designed to run on either Windows or Linux.

    I could draw a conclusion here that Surface tablets will make in roads into the Enterprise for exactly this reason. Yes, yes, I know there are thousands of iPads in Enterprises right now, with all manner of executive and administrative staffers trying to look important at work with their tablet, while busily updating their FB status. However, I feel that because of MS's entrenched position in the Enterprise the Surface is more of a "work" device than an iPad or Android tablet.

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    1. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by sandytaru · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My husband's school offered him an iPad. He asked them for a Surface instead. After some quick checking with IT, he got his Surface. The IT department was actually happy about it, since they have a Microsoft+Linux server backend and the Surface acts like any other Windows machine when interfaced with the network. So while all the iPad users end up putting in a service call every week because some app isn't working right, my husband (and the two other Surface users that joined him) haven't had any issues at all.

      Now, I lost some faith in the Surface when I saw it have a BSOD just after 8.1 rolled out, but it only happened to him once.

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    2. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      I have to support Apple devices in an AD environment, and yes it is a PITA. But, with that being said, I don't think total homogeneous technologies in an Enterprise make sense. It is a good thing to mix things up... But I think the Surface Pro is more of a work device versus an iPad or Android tablet.

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    3. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the software in question, along with pretty much everything else we use is designed to run on either Windows or Linux.

      Nobody, and I mean NOBODY designs environments to run on either Windows or Linux. If there's a significant Windows presence at all, Linux is hunted out like a disease and eradicated from every nook and cranny.

      It's a strange day in deed when MS shills resort to calling Linux a friend just to make the 'Surface' will sound more attractive than an iPad.

    4. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Nobody, and I mean NOBODY designs environments to run on either Windows or Linux.

      I'm trying to figure out whether you're using some subtle definition of 'environment' or 'nobody' that I don't understand, or just a retard.

    5. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by Clyde+Machine · · Score: 1

      I would have thought that more standardized devices would be more beneficial given the better/more familiar IT support, the familiarity of updates, better planning for scaling and expansion, etc.? What in your view are the benefits in a working environment of having multiple different devices/platforms?

    6. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant that he has both Linux and Microsoft servers running at his school perhaps with integration using AD. Its a common mix in schools in Australia. Perhaps you want to rethink using the word retard, or were you describing yourself.

    7. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by CastrTroy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Even the Surface 2 (not Pro) is a better work device then an Android tablet or iPad. It comes with a free copy of MS Office. It can join the domain, access shared folders, use Outlook to communicate with Exchange, and it basically costs the less or the same as an iPad or top end Android Tablet. You can actually get a decent amount of work done on it, depending on the applications you need.

      iPads and Android tablets are actually quite terrible from a productivity standpoint. Sure, they're great for Angry Birds, Facebook and Twitter, but terrible if you actually want to do something.

      I bought a Surface 2 for home, and I'm very happy with my decision. I was very close to going with an Android tablet, because there's so many apps, but decided that I could do so much more with the Surface, even with the lack of apps. No Youtube app is no problem, because the site just works fine.

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    8. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      Actually, we are going to migrate our Oracle environment to Linux(which in the past it was on originally). We also use linux for other things like Cacti, Nagios, Snort, Splunk, etc;

      Also, take the time to read what I wrote. I didn't say we, or anybody else "designs environments" to run on Linux(whatever TF that means...). What I said is that the "the software in question, along with pretty much everything else we use is designed to run on either Windows or Linux." This means that, as I said, much of our software can run on either of those platforms. I'm a huge proponent of Linux and have been using it since the late 90s.

      I actually worked for several years doing support for software that ran on SCO OpenServer and SuSE so you can take your "MS shill" tag and shove it up your ass.

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    9. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      I think he meant that he has both Linux and Microsoft servers running at his school perhaps with integration using AD.

      Do you want to explain exactly what, in his three line post, made you think that? Given that schools and AD and Australia aren't mentioned anywhere in those lines?

    10. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Yeah looks like Surface is going to crush the ipad any moment now: Microsoft lost money on each Surface sold last quarter.

    11. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by jon3k · · Score: 1

      So while all the iPad users end up putting in a service call every week because some app isn't working right

      Either you're using a very buggy custom app or you're just flat out lying.

    12. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by jon3k · · Score: 2

      iPads and Android tablets are actually quite terrible from a productivity standpoint.

      You should tell that to the executives who's job is email and reviewing spreadsheets. Or the thousands of nurses we employ using clinical applications with a touch based interface.

      iPads are not general purpose computers. If you're using applications specifically designed for them, they're fantastically productive devices. They were not designed for spreadsheets. The sooner people realize that productivity is more than Microsoft Excel, the sooner we can get past this "tablets aren't any good for productivity" thing uneducated people seem to be stuck on.

    13. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Buggy customized apps, from what I understand. Things improved greatly when they switched over to Desire 2 Learn for the majority of their stuff since it's web pages, but there's still some sort of student portfolio thing they have to access via an app, and the iVersion of it wasn't ported very well.

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    14. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Nobody, and I mean NOBODY designs environments to run on either Windows or Linux. If there's a significant Windows presence at all, Linux is hunted out like a disease and eradicated from every nook and cranny.

      Uh, my fortune-500 employer begs to differ. We're nearly 100% windows on the desktop, and servers are probably at least 50% windows. However, Linux makes up a significant pool of the servers - certainly anything that is J2EE/apache/etc is on pure Linux - and that is a lot of stuff. Oracle might not be on Linux yet - I'm sure that is purely a matter of however the license fees/etc all work - it is a fairly large deployment. Software that runs on Linux is always seen as a plus - it saves money and hassle all-around.

      However, I'm not convinced the Surface Pro will take off at my workplace. Relatively few applications actually get deployed to workstations these days - there is a strong preference to either make it web-based or at least stick it behind Citrix. Most of the stuff that is on the workstations are Office-like applications with no real integrations/etc so that leaves a lot of flexibility around OS. As with the GP, it seems like the iPads are popular mostly with folks who do nothing but send out emails, tweak powerpoints/spreadsheets, and attend meetings. That is a lot of people, but usually not the bottom tier of folks who actually do stuff. Nobody runs their lab on an iPad, unless they're almost completely non-automated or their software is web-based and doesn't require much input.

    15. Re:Surface in the Enterprise by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Now, I lost some faith in the Surface when I saw it have a BSOD just after 8.1 rolled out, but it only happened to him once.

      Brutal. BSODs were claimed to always be for crappy drivers provided by 3rd parties and then they claimed their driver signing program reduced the BSODs to virtually nil... and now you have seen a BSOD on Microsoft hardware with Microsoft drivers?

      The ultimate in nastiness. It calls into question their own code quality. Yowsa.

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  15. Captain Kangaroo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd forgotten briefly that in order to be a "real nerd" and post here you have to hate microsoft for no particular reason.

    1. Re:Captain Kangaroo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you should want a particular reason, feel free to choose from msversus.org

      Note that the newest shenanigans like OOXML and "secure boot" are not even included in that list. Yes we hate Micro$oft but we do have plenty of particular reasons to do so!

  16. Android phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All of the royalties made from the Android phones are what made them rich. Lord knows it's not Microsoft phones or tablets.

    1. Re:Android phones by used2win32 · · Score: 2
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    2. Re:Android phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This right here - would love to see how much of that revenue was from Android royalties

  17. Pro pricing and RT restrictions by tepples · · Score: 1

    One specific criticism is that Microsoft priced the Surface Pro too high and placed too harsh restrictions on users of the regular Surface and other Windows RT devices in general. For example, Windows RT doesn't allow developers to recompile their desktop apps for use with, say, a Surface with the Type Cover connected. Only three desktop apps for RT are allowed: File Explorer, IE, and Office.

    1. Re:Pro pricing and RT restrictions by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      I'll throw in a few criticisms myself

      1. 4GB or 8GB memory
      2. Micro/Mini HDMI connection instead of a full sized one
      3. non replacable battery
      4. Non upgradeable SSD
      5. Why USB instead of a docking port plus dock with USB/E-SATA/HDMI
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    2. Re:Pro pricing and RT restrictions by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Cost is a legitimate concern, but that's hardly a reason to claim it's a horrible product any more than Apple's products (which I do hate, but admit aren't terrible) are.

    3. Re:Pro pricing and RT restrictions by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      screwed up and hit submit instead of continue editing - idiot design

      The 4GB - 8GB memory split is unneeded since it's an artificial break point as the +$300 difference between the 128 to 256 model shows. That's about what a 256GB SSD costs through Newegg right now. So why in hell limit the memory? You want to limit the things? Go with a lower CPU such as a Dual Core i3. Enough performance to be useful while offering a valid reason to upgrade to the more expensive model.

      Hell corporate purchases would snap up the i3 at the same price point as long as it actually had enough ram to be useful and 8GB is the sweet spot for Windows right now.

      Why a docking port instead of USB 3? Units are fast enough to be a desktop replacement if you had a docking station. I'd buy one since I have a full 1080 display to hook up to along with keyboard/mouse/printer/wired network. Corporations would look at this with Pro on them and some of them may just be willing to jump this way. Saves lots of money on battery backups and iff the fucking power goes out, well they're employees can still work on the small screen.

      Give em a standard HDMI port so they can easily connect the blasted tablet to the Display in the Conference room for those all important Power Point Slide Shows.

      Go with a standard SD card slot instead of the fucking micro-sd slot. I've got enough trouble dealing with standard SD cards in my camera and the only Micro-SD I have to deal with is so small I'm afraid my dog will swallow the damn thing if I drop it on the floor. Human Factor idiots. Not all of us have the small hands of a child so a standard SD slot makes far more sense.

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    4. Re:Pro pricing and RT restrictions by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Cost is a legitimate concern, but that's hardly a reason to claim it's a horrible product any more than Apple's products (which I do hate, but admit aren't terrible) are.

      But, uh, Apple products have the Apple logo on them.

      Apple, for good or bad, is a premium brand that many people consider to justify a high price. Microsoft is a cheap crap brand.

    5. Re:Pro pricing and RT restrictions by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      pretty much every issue you list, is also an issue for the Ipad and most android tablets. It sounds to me that your issue is tablets, not just the surface

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    6. Re:Pro pricing and RT restrictions by tepples · · Score: 1

      It's not worse than Apple, just worse than the $300 10" laptops that preceded it. From the end of 2012 when netbooks were discontinued to the end of 2013 when ASUS introduced the Transformer Book tablet, it was next to impossible to find an affordable 10" x86 laptop.

    7. Re:Pro pricing and RT restrictions by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      pretty much every issue you list, is also an issue for the Ipad and most android tablets. It sounds to me that your issue is tablets, not just the surface

      Android tablets and iPads don't need 32GB of storage just for the operating system. They also don't need more 8GB of RAM to run the operating system and a few apps.

    8. Re:Pro pricing and RT restrictions by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      I've got enough trouble dealing with standard SD cards in my camera and the only Micro-SD I have to deal with is so small I'm afraid my dog will swallow the damn thing if I drop it on the floor. Human Factor idiots. Not all of us have the small hands of a child so a standard SD slot makes far more sense.

      At this very moment I am busily searching for a MicroSD card in my rug. The damned thing popped out of a Samsung tablet. I wish my dog had found it, at least I would be able to eventually recover it.

      If I find the damned thing, it's getting painted international orange.....

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  18. Pro vs. RT by tepples · · Score: 1

    We have recently purchased a Surface to test with some LIMS software we use, which currently runs fine on W7. We were told it wouldn't run on 8. It has been discovered that it does in fact run on 8 and runs fine on our Surface.

    Windows 7 supports only the Win32 API; Windows RT 8 and Windows RT 8.1 support only the new WinRT API. It is impossible for one program to run on both Windows 7 PCs and Surface RT unless it is written in an interpreted language and runs in an interpreter available for both platforms. By Surface did you mean Surface Pro, which supports both Win32 and WinRT applications?

    1. Re:Pro vs. RT by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      By Surface did you mean Surface Pro, which supports both Win32 and WinRT applications?

      Correct.
      My mistake that I realized after posting and I knew I would be caught. Yes, Surface Pro is what I meant.

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    2. Re:Pro vs. RT by Viros · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 supports only the Win32 API; Windows RT 8 and Windows RT 8.1 support only the new WinRT API.

      This isn't ENTIRELY true. RT does have the Win32 API, in the sense that code written in it will run if compiled for it. The example for this is Office 2013 that's installed on every Surface (non-pro). The issue is that non-WinRT stuff on RT needs a special signature on it that only Microsoft has right now. Current versions of Visual Studio include the ARM compiler and your Win32 code will execute on RT, it just throws an error saying it's not signed right. This distinction allowed things like this to happen: http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/h...

  19. you know what this means by slashmydots · · Score: 3, Informative

    They would have been able to buy their own country if Windows 8 wasn't such a disaster.

    1. Re:you know what this means by Vanderhoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I actually think they're cooking the books. I'm sure they're just moving numbers around to make their revenue stream seem larger after having a disastrous year and are hoping to make up for it next year. Big companies do it all the time. Besides revenue is a poor way to gage a company, they could have 24 billion in revenue and 50 billion in liabilities, or they might have to write off a few billion in "estimated revenues" later, like they did with the original surface.

      Of the hundres of people I know, very few profess to buying a surface (pro or RT). My older sister received an RT as a gift and returned it because it was crap. I actually told her she had an RT and she might want to try out the surface pro, but she ended up with a Galaxy Tab. I've asked over a dozen of my gamer friends and only one bought an XBOne. No one wanted one sitting in their living room staring at them all the time. Some went with the PS4 most decided to skip this gen. So I find it very hard to believe either of those products are doing as well as MS claims. Along with that MS has already pulled a similar stunt when they overstated how popular the first surface was and then had to backtrack and say they'd written off over a billion dollars worth.

    2. Re:you know what this means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I actually think they're cooking the books. I'm sure they're just moving numbers around to make their revenue stream seem larger after having a disastrous year and are hoping to make up for it next year. "

      Eh. Well, so long as you remember their sold consoles in that report are likely consoles sold to stores, not sold to end consumers, it can make sense how they have that many sold. Doesn't make the console a smashing success tho. That pretty much goes for all the hardware sales that they're talking about I'm sure.

    3. Re:you know what this means by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      Ah, right, Microsoft must be lying because their sales stats do not fit into your myopic worldview. Got it.

    4. Re:you know what this means by mckwant · · Score: 3, Informative

      This guy agrees with you, anyway.

      http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs...

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  20. Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would have thought the biggest push-back you'd get on this would be that their software is insecure. Strangely, people are not piling on there. I'm sure somebody will, and here's the rebuttal: The Internet and security are bolt-ons to Windows, which is a bolt-on do DOS. Anybody in the industry will tell you that bolt-ons are hard. You'd never do a bolt-on unless you had no choice. Due to their massive installed base and the need to maintain backward compatability... they had no choice. So yes, they are pretty good developers. They had a massive anchor around their neck in the form of bolt-ons. Apple and others just throw legacy under the bus, which makes it easier. This is also why Metro sucks, because it's all part of MS's attempt to implement things that suck about other companies, instead of doing what they were doing right. Nobody noticed what they were doing right until they stopped doing it.

    1. Re:Security by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      I think he bolt-on days are long gone, Windows is inherently very secure and provides many advanced features that the UNIX guys are finally getting around to (broadly supported/standardized fine grain ACLs beyond 'rwx', for example, or user priveleges).

      Microsoft secured Windows pretty well long ago, all that's left now are the very, very hard exploits or exploits in misconfigured systems or in third party software.

    2. Re:Security by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I would have thought the biggest push-back you'd get on this would be that their software is insecure

      They are actually putting some effort in and also slowly changing the culture in the applications that surround their platform and are far worse offenders than MS ever were. So we don't pile on in the hope that they will get on with it and reach what every other multiuser system on the planet was doing with security in the 1990s. Considering the slow moving third party ecosytem around the platform, and that people have only bought the platform because that's what runs their stuff, I don't know if it could be done any quicker without an Apple style risk of a new and incompatible system putting those third parties out to dry.

    3. Re:Security by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      First, "rwx" works for most use cases.

      Second, ACLs were in Redhat AS3, which puts it back to 2003.

      I'll even concede that Windows is secure now. But, my opinion is that it should be! (given how much it costs). My experience is with Unix.

      Pretty much 24/7 people come a-knockin' at SSH. Trying user/password combinations. Quickly (which gets them blackholed) or slowly.

      Even my Linux XBMC box gets thousands of attempts a day.

      I imagine that Windows gets it worse. Using a small percentage OS that covers the functions I need? Is a good thing. Sure, obscurity isn't security, but I do know how to harden the boxes I deploy. At least to the level needed.

      Windows needs to be a whole lot "harder" out of the box. People get it on new computers. I know I do! People with no knowledge or experience in security.
      Who want to "download" and gleefully poke holes in the router. At least, until a standard was devised to allow programs I consider untrusted to do the poking for them. Then, to find exploits in those routers... possibly (wearing a black hat) allowing snooping of local traffic, and injection of bad packets. Why not?

      Still not going to bother me any, and, no, I don't bother with ACLs in most circumstances. Simply, by the time the ACL would help is far too late anyway.

      If I control your router, and your router attached storage, I really don't care about your computer anymore.

      Which brings us back to Linux and BSD. And, our aforementioned group that simply deploys with no deeper understanding.

      I am very glad that Microsoft has made money. I have a financial interest in them (no, I don't have a stake in Redhat).

      Why? Microsoft gets to move a unit of Windows for just about every home PC. (I bought some Acer Veriton 282G units that didn't come with Windows, but, in general, this hold true).

      I would prefer that my Fedora/whatever boxes remain somewhat obscure. I would like router vendors to be more open (specifically, support flashing third party firmware without voiding hardware guarantees).

      Rant is over. Resume your regular /. read.

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  21. They do... Server prices went up last year. by mlts · · Score: 1

    They do know what they are doing. The cost of licenses went up by a good chunk of change (think 20% or so.) Because most businesses rely on MS for day to day use, that additional 20% in license revenue definitely didn't hurt revenue gains.

  22. Dubious revenue is more like by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 2

    I find it extremely hard to believe that a company whom has failed on so many fronts can post a "record revenue". Let's face it; Windows Phone, Vista, Metro, Xbox One -- all have been either utter failures or fell seriously short of expected sales. If a company can produce "record revenue" from a year like that, then management has problems bigger than just Ballmer.

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    1. Re:Dubious revenue is more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe your problem is starting from the conclusion that all the above were failures. Obviously, the evidence (continued record-breaking revenues) says otherwise.

    2. Re:Dubious revenue is more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it extremely hard to believe that a company whom has failed on so many fronts can post a "record revenue". Let's face it; Windows Phone, Vista, Metro, Xbox One -- all have been either utter failures or fell seriously short of expected sales. If a company can produce "record revenue" from a year like that, then management has problems bigger than just Ballmer.

      They make more than just consumer products, dummy.

    3. Re:Dubious revenue is more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it extremely hard to believe that a company whom has failed on so many fronts can post a "record revenue".

      Walk into virtually any Fortune 500 company. Look at the OS on their PCs. Head into their server rooms and look at the racks full of Windows servers. Sure, there will be a few Macs in their Marketing department doing graphic design and an AS/400 or two and a handful of UNIX/Linux servers performing some useful functions, but the vast majority of those machines are running Windows, with multiple instances of Exchange, SQL Server, SharePoint, etc. on the back end, and hundreds of Windows PCs accessing them with Office 2007/2010. That's where the money is; the big dollars don't come from all the Mac users banging away on their "screenplays" in the school quad or Starbucks all day.

    4. Re:Dubious revenue is more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it extremely hard to believe that a company whom has failed on so many fronts can post a "record revenue". Let's face it; Windows Phone, Vista, Metro, Xbox One -- all have been either utter failures or fell seriously short of expected sales. If a company can produce "record revenue" from a year like that, then management has problems bigger than just Ballmer.

      annnnnd you don't know what you're talking about. Let's take it step by step. Windows Phone has doubled market share. Success? No. Growing and generating profit? Yes. Vista? As I said, you're saying random stuff you heard someone else say that makes no sense in this context. Metro? By this I'm assuming you mean Windows 8. Licensing says profitable. PC sales says declining and Surface sales says recovering. The net was a large profit. Finally the Xbox One, a console that has sold 3.9 million units in the brief time it's been out, which equates to 'great'.

      Now add to that, record profits in all other sectors including servers, Cloud, Search, etc...

      Fuck me, I'd rather be labeled a fanboy than an idiot.

    5. Re:Dubious revenue is more like by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      Fuck me, I'd rather be labeled a fanboy than an idiot.

      I don't remember a time when the two were mutually exclusive.

    6. Re:Dubious revenue is more like by terjeber · · Score: 1

      In most parts of the world at the moment, for every three iPhones Apple sells, there are two Windows Phones sold. Given the late entry into the market, I am a little unsure how that is a massive failure. In 24 countries, only one of which is in Europe at the time being, Windows Phones outsell iPhones. Again, is that a failure. In the mobile space, the only thing moving faster than the iPhone market share drop is the Windows Phone market growth...

  23. Inflation leads to record sums of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 bucks was 50 years ago real money, now it's not even enough to tip somebody...

  24. Revenue != Profit by stewsters · · Score: 1, Informative

    Taking in money doesn't necessarily mean anything unless you can actually make money.

    1. Re:Revenue != Profit by csumpi · · Score: 1

      Exactly. That's why, if you scroll up and reread the summary, you can find both the profit and revenue numbers.

    2. Re:Revenue != Profit by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that insightful analysis stewsters.
      The summary says they brought in 6.5 billion in net profit. That means they aren't going out of business any time soon.

  25. Hmmm... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Smell something? Hokus! Pokus!

  26. If it makes you feel better, go for it. by westlake · · Score: 0

    That reads almost too much like a sales pitch/shill post.

    Ars Technica posted a pitch-perfect headline demonstrating how a Slashdot geek responds to good news from Microsoft:

    Beleaguered Microsoft posts record revenue for Q2 2014

    Calling the poster a shill is the easy way out. Personally, I'd like to see more clear-headed --- hard-headed thinking --- around here.

    1. Re:If it makes you feel better, go for it. by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Calling the poster a shill is the easy way out

      Hence why I didn't call him a shill.

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  27. Reading comprehension, D- by westlake · · Score: 4, Informative

    Taking in money doesn't necessarily mean anything unless you can actually make money.

    $6.66 billion net. $24.52 billion gross.

    1. Re:Reading comprehension, D- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6.66?

      Well, when you need someone to really cook the books right...

  28. Jailhouse lawyer. by westlake · · Score: 1

    Hence why I didn't call him a shill.

    Who do you think you're kidding?

    1. Re:Jailhouse lawyer. by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Hence why I didn't call him a shill.

      Who do you think you're kidding?

      Anyone who's completely unable to appreciate subtlety and nuance, like you.

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  29. You are either a schill or naive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's fortune has little to do with Xbox, Bing, Windows Phone, or Windows 8. It has everything to do with secret patent agreements and patent litigation.

    Like a leach, both Microsoft and Apple have decided to become a tax on every Android phone. They litigate through proxies most of the time because it prevents counter-suits.

  30. .Net for enterprise development? by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

    Hmm...

    I have heard from reliable sources that .Net is easier to develop in than Java.

    However, Java has a much big set of libraries, is cross platform, and has a very effective Just-in-Time complier (that compiles frequently used code into native machine code based on the current run time profile) that comes free. It also can effectively use large quantities of memory and multiple cores. So in practice, Java is better suited to large enterprise applications than .Net - especially as .Net does not run on Linux which is what most servers use (in fact many more devices run Linux than all other operating systems combined).

    So with Java you can develop on Linux, and run the resulting program on far more platforms than .Net can.

    So for enterprise development: Java is King, not .Net!

    1. Re:.Net for enterprise development? by Maudib · · Score: 1

      Java also has 3x the user base of C#. C# has some neat language constructs that Java is still catching up on, though the JVM is arguably vastly superior to the .Net runtime.

      As to the king, well thats still C. Larger user base then both Java and .Net, and the lead is growing.

    2. Re:.Net for enterprise development? by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      For large enterprise apps Java beats C & C++. And it is in this area I claim Java is King.

      For some things C and/or C++ is superior, but I suspect many commercial Apps written in C & C++ would have been better off in Java. As Java eliminates most problems associated with managing memory & dangling pointers etc. which consume a lot of time chasing in C & C++ projects.

      No one sane would attempt to write a production O/S in Java! Also anything that is usually running for less than a few seconds, and is time critical, are better written in C or C++ than Java. For programs that run for many minutes, the Java JIT will usually make the Java App run more efficiently than a carefully coded C or C++ App.

      I have used C, and have taught C to experienced programmers (it was fun!). Actually my first languages I got paid to write programs in were FORTRAN & COBOL.

      Do have any references to back the claim that C usage is gaining faster than Java usage? I know that some projects (like gcc) have switched to using C++. This http://readwrite.com/2014/01/0... claims that there are at least 4 times as many job opportunities for Java than for C.

      Ceylon is a language to watch (runs in both JVM's & JavaScript engines), I suspect it will overtake Java in the longer term.

  31. $2Billion of the revenue came from Android makers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember this one from November?

    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/11/06/2135236/microsoft-makes-an-astonishing-2-billion-per-year-from-android-patent-royalties

    Undoubtedly, Microsoft's accountants would challenge that statement. OTOH, it is apparently good advice never to take a percentage of the profit when dealing with Hollywood, since no movie has ever made a profit...Ever.

  32. Win Xp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all the win XP extension licences for the ATM's

  33. Android income by stebbo · · Score: 1

    How much from software patents on Android I wonder?

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  34. Pfffft! Where did all the FUD go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sales of Surface tablets more than doubled from the previous quarter to hit $893 million

    Come on, anti-Microsoft guys! The FUDs not working anymore or there's not enough of it. Let's generate some more Surface FUD now, and keep it up, you slackers!

  35. And by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let the trolling begin.

  36. Maybe it is just inverted Hollywood Accounting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of everything coming up with losses, everything comes up with "profits"... even though everything has lost money...

  37. Re:$2Billion of the revenue came from Android make by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember this one from November?

    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/11/06/2135236/microsoft-makes-an-astonishing-2-billion-per-year-from-android-patent-royalties

    Undoubtedly, Microsoft's accountants would challenge that statement. OTOH, it is apparently good advice never to take a percentage of the profit when dealing with Hollywood, since no movie has ever made a profit...Ever.

    Even if story true, that is $2B per year, $0.5B per quarter. MS just posted revenue of $24.5B for the quarter. Just their Surface "failure" revenue alone is almost double the Android revenue even if Android revenue claim in story is true.

  38. Imagine if Microsoft was a lean company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Microsoft has floundered with Steve Ballmer. You have success stories like XBox but then failures like Zune and Vista and now Windows 8. Yes, the Surface has improved its sales but yet everyone agree's Microsoft is losing money on ever Surface sold. So does more sales really matter? Has Microsoft become the Tesla of Tablets? Microsoft has so dramatically disconnected from its PC makers by making the Surface that I have to wonder if its hurt or helped Microsoft by doing its own Tablet? Microsoft in my opinion does not have to be a Apple to be a success and yet it always seems to be chasing what Apple has. If Microsoft would spend more energy fixing Windows 8 and listening to its customers, and stop trying to re invent what was not broken. They would have a much more solid PC future right now.

  39. Define supported by tepples · · Score: 1

    Not in a corporate environment you sure as hell don't!

    Classic Shell supports group policy now.

    Unless it's native, you don't modify core OS behavior in a corporate environment that's not officially supported.

    Officially supported by whom? I was under the impression that Classic Shell was supported by the Classic Shell team, and it used public APIs supported by Microsoft.

    1. Re:Define supported by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      It's not supported by Microsoft. Does it work? Sure. But you're on your own. I sure hate to be the IT Director that deployed this on thousands of machines, only to later explain to users that it...umm, has some problem. But if you uninstall Classic Shell, it works. Oh, don't like it? Well, no Classic Shell is really how Windows 8 is supposed to be. Yea, raising expectations only to take it away later is a real bad thing in IT. You need to establish base supported functionality that's vendor friendly. Having to get fingers pointed at each other is not my idea of a fun time, and the end-users shouldn't be caught in the middle of it.

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    2. Re:Define supported by tepples · · Score: 1

      I sure hate to be the IT Director that deployed this on thousands of machines, only to later explain to users that it...umm, has some problem.

      You can narrow down what apps conflict with Classic Shell and not deploy Classic Shell to machines that must run those apps. Then you can report the problem to Classic Shell's maintainer and to the developer of the conflicting app. Or you can try Start8 instead; though it costs per machine, you can amortize that over how much time and trouble it saves the users.

      Having to get fingers pointed at each other is not my idea of a fun time

      There's a chance of finger-pointing whenever more than one program is installed on a computer. IT's job is to find combinations that result in finger-pointing and work around them.

  40. I Smell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A shell game.

  41. The one that shocked me was by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    The one that shocked me was FoxIt Reader's interface. I thought FoxIt was all about taking down the corporate giant (Adobe) with a leaner, smarter, more secure product. Now I feel like I am interacting with a piece of paper. Someone literally stuck a fork in FoxIt -- it is so done.

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    1. Re:The one that shocked me was by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Hate it too - just after I recommended it to someone I found it had gone metro and the user couldn't see how to print because the Foxit interface had deliberately hidden the option.

  42. Really? by emaname · · Score: 1

    Supposedly they've been losing sales to OpenOffice and LibreOffice and Windows 8 has not been well received. And suddenly they have a record earnings report.

    Something doesn't add up especially since the two product lines (ie, Office and Windows OS) are supposedly their big money makers.

    Maybe the accounting guys are trying to give Ballmer a positive send-off.

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  43. Sales more than doubled ... by burisch_research · · Score: 1

    Obligatory XKCD: http://xkcd.com/1102/

    So, does this mean they sold two tablets this year? :)

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  44. Micro$oft tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what proportion of that was from Micro$oft tax on android 'phone vendors etc.?

  45. Didn't come from windows phone app sales.. by core · · Score: 1

    Considering you get a three figure daily income with a worldwide feature.

  46. Cap by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Put a cap on market capitalization of NASDAQ companies.

  47. Summary by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

    Post 1: Microsoft SUX!

    Reply: They have [insert some huge number here] percent of the market share for desktops.

    Reply: Microsoft SUX! Windows 8 is EPIC FAIL! Windoze fone it SUX too.

    Reply: I use visual studio, I like it.

    Reply: Microsoft SUX! Visual Studio is for N00BS! You're an idiot! C# is CRAP.

    Reply: I work for a [pick one of Fortune 500 company, Medium Sized Company, Small Company] We have MS desktops and servers, plus Linux, and some iOS devices. Each of these platforms has pro's and con's and is applicable to specific problems.

    Reply: Microsoft SUX! You're too stupid to live.

    There I just saved you a whole bunch of time reading all these posts. Funny, but this thread sounds just like:

    Post 1: Global Warming is real and we have ten years to save the planet.

    Reply: Uh, we've been hearing that we have 10 years to save the planet for the last 30 years, and it has been getting colder the last 15.

    Reply: You're a clueless, unintelligent idiot. 138% of scientists agree that Global Warming is real.

    OR A DOZEN OTHER TOPICS DEBATED WEEKLY HERE ON /.

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  48. I Smell Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something just isn't right.

  49. Moronic nonsense by terjeber · · Score: 1

    I use my Surface everywhere I used to use a laptop and almost everywhere I used an iPad. My mini is still my primary (over priced Kindle). Some of what I use the Surface for when on the road: Adobe Lightroom, Photoshop, After Effects and Premiere pro, the pen is great for Photoshop work!!! Visual Studio for work related dev Eclipse (on Windows) for Java work related stuff (jBoss for test deployment) Rubymine for personal projects, deploying to Amazon Ubuntu in a VMWare instance for test deployments What can your tablet do?