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Mercedes Pooh-Poohs Tesla, Says It Has "Limited Potential"

cartechboy (2660665) writes "They say you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you. Maybe it should go you shouldn't trash talk the company you partner with. U.S. head of Mercedes-Benz Steve Cannon was just quoted as saying future service of Tesla's vehicles could be 'limited,' and that while it's great, the market could be more attracted to other luxury automakers once their products hit the market. Cannon also suggests that the current infrastructure isn't up to maintaining and fueling electric vehicles, in particularly Tesla's stores and go-to servicing can't handle high demands. Naturally he said Mercedes has the 'whole network' to put customers minds' at ease. Sounds like fighting words to me. Hey Mercedes, where's your Model S competitor?" There is a reason that Jim Rogers drove around the world in a Mercedes.

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  1. Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the summary, it seems like they are valid criticisms at the moment. I hope tesla grows and becomes a big player, but both those points seem like they'll need to be addressed as they progress.

    1. Re:Yeah? by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The simple fact is, for the moment Tesla is an expensive car but not a luxury car. It gets the smooth ride part right, thanks to the non-reciprocating motor and no gearshifts to manage, and that's great, but compared to a similarly piced Merc or Lexus it's lacking (and at the unsubsidized price, where the S-Class lives, it's embarrassing).

      But that being said, Tesla company-wise is like nothing the industry has ever seen. They keep improving cars they've already sold. No one does that. Many of the "luxury features" on a luxury car aren't actually very expensive, they're just a matter of seeking every possible improvement, from better window laminates to keep the car cool in the sun, to a slightly better feel to the sun visor when you swing it thanks to not using the cheapest possible part. I'd bet that Tesla will catch up fast - I've never seen such rapid incremental improvement in a model line in my life.

      While some features do add a bunch to the cost of the car, I think Tesla, thanks to it's top-notch ride, could be fine alongside the E-Class / GS / Dozen or so other cars in it's price range in just a few years, of Tesla's rate of improvement continues. Unsurprisingly I guess to us geeks, they take a software-company view of "1000 incremental improvements? no problem, here's how we'll roll em out" that may leave the execs at Mercedes et al wondering what hit them.

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    2. Re:Yeah? by Guspaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some of them are sort of valid, but not relevant in practice. For example, it's true that Tesla's current service infrastructure can't handle high demands... but that's because the infrastructure is sized for the current customer base. Building a service infrastructure that can handle many more customers than you actually have is a waste of money, and it's completely unnecessary so long as you continue to scale that infrastructure as you grow.

    3. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think Tesla, thanks to it's top-notch ride, could be fine alongside the E-Class / GS / Dozen or so other cars in it's price range in just a few years
       
      An E class starts for about 60% of what a Tesla starts at. Maybe you should know this before you post this kind of asinine thing.
       
        Unsurprisingly I guess to us geeks, they take a software-company view of "1000 incremental improvements? no problem, here's how we'll roll em out" that may leave the execs at Mercedes et al wondering what hit them.
       
      There have been numerous articles about software updates from manufacturers in the last couple of years and the noise from the peanut gallery has been nearly universal that it's a bad idea. I guess it's only a bad idea when it's not Tesla? The fact of the matter is that things are going in this direction from the big times and upgrading the software in cars was happing well before Tesla. Mercedes has been working with EVs for some time and they aren't going to be caught unaware. You're living in a fantasy land.
       
      But I know, Slashdotters need to tilt at windmills endlessly... if Tesla were to ever catch on and be as common as Kia we'd see the discussion switch to how they're shit and some other startup has vision and Tesla is going to wilt and die any day now...
       
      It gets old because it's nothing but a fanboy circle jerk with no real insights. Bring some meat to the table instead of just your fantasy of how things would go in your perfect world where David always defeats Goliath. The only figure you mentioned turned out to be grossly incorrect. You haven't got a thing worth considering.

    4. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Tel$a shill! o_O

    5. Re:Yeah? by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      Mass adoption of electric cars is inevitable as soon as electric cars consistently outperform gasoline at a similar price point, which in turn is inevitable. Until then things will move in fits and starts, and for now, "limited" accurately describes the markets. But Daimler-benz would be nuts to deny that the writing on the wall. I suppose they feel the time is right for a bit of FUD.

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    6. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering Tesla's 1st gen model matches the best Lexus and Mercedes 20th generation in terms of acceleration and 1/4 mile and style, it's no wonder Mercedes has to resort to trash-talk -- they're scared because they're not stupid. In a few years, maybe 10 max, Tesla will be cumming all over Mercedes' face in the marketplace, except maybe for old dinosaur gearheads who still want to deal with the pain of timing chains and valve timing.. Just like steam superceded horses and gas superceded steam, soon electric will rule the world. Following that will come the superconducting electric and eventually baryonic propulsion...

    7. Re:Yeah? by Sheik+Yerbouti · · Score: 2

      Have you been in a Tesla Model S. Because I have been driven around in one and I have been in a Mercedes S Class and the one thing that struck me about the Tesla was oh my this is like an S Class maybe even nicer. I have never been in a nicer American built car. All the sudden the price made more sense to me. It's in BMW 7 series S class territory for sure.

      I am not an eco guy by any stretch more of a car guy actually but that seems to me to be the best built American car you can buy. I think Tesla has a lot to be proud of with that car and not just because it's electric.

    8. Re:Yeah? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The other thing to remember about the Tesla is how safe they are, as proven by many crash tests. It's probably by far the safest car available, definitely far safer than anything else built in America. It probably helps a lot not having a big gas engine in front of the passenger compartment, and being able to dedicate that space to crash protection.

    9. Re:Yeah? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Not a luxury car???? The Model S is nicer that most of the "Luxury" cars on the market. The only possible way you could argue they aren't luxury is if you've never been in one in which case you are talking out your ass.

    10. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that Tesla has done more in their brief time existing than a lot of other car companies have done in 50-10 years.

      No, Teslas are not perfect. They also can't compete on price since they can't get the sweetheart deals for raw materials. However, for a car company that isn't making the same old car except for a chrome stripe for next year, they are doing something that nobody has done since the 1950s with innovation.

    11. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "An E class starts for about 60% of what a Tesla starts at"

      Are you buying 2ndhand Benz? The base Model S (60 kWh) is $70,000 before Fed & State rebates.
      When I go to http://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/..., the E-class base price is $51,400.

    12. Re:Yeah? by lgw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Enlighten me - some things aren't obvious from a quick ride. Does the Model S have:

      * A night vision hud with pedestrian highlighting
      * Automatic lane departure detection with options to warn or steer back into the lane
      * Radar in the blind spots and a warning light near the side view mirrors?
      * Distance-calibrated path guides on the backup camera view (I heard this is coming w/ a F/W upgrade)
      * A button that jacks up the front end a couple extra inches so that you can pull up to the parking curb without scraping anything? (I know it has some ride heght adjustment, maybe that works here?)
      * Airline-style fold-out tables for the back seats so you have a desk to work at if you like
      * Automatic detection of interior air quality with auto flip between exterior and recycled interior air for ventilation (recycle the air through the carbon filters till any smell is gone, but not so long that CO2 builds up inside).
      * Vent fans that vary in speed a bit over time, like a breeze gusting a bit, so that the air feels less stale without a constant in-your-face blower?
      * Two sun visors for the driver for roads that wind back and forth?
      * A motor to open/close the trunk remotely when your hands are full?
      * An umbrella slot in the door?

      That's just a few features off the top of my head. And dammit, my car needs that umbrella slot more than anything - get on it mid-tier luxury car makers!

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    13. Re:Yeah? by tsa · · Score: 0

      Here in Europe we are see to a much higher build quality of cars than Americans are. The Tesla S is one of the few American cars that Europeans want to drive because it's so well put together.

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    14. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      thank you. I was going to ask what these "luxury features" were, because I've never sat inside of a $100,000 car and I honestly didn't know. If I had that kind of money to blow on a car, I guess I might care about such things. But it all seems excessively complicated and unnecessary to me. I want a car to last 20 years that is inexpensive to service and will not require major repairs, not a car that is super-luxurious for a couple of years until all of these unnecessary gadgets start to deteriorate and then I replace the car with a newer model. I get it, though. It's the difference between a 6-figure and a 7-figure salary. If you have the money, you might as well spend it to live more comfortably.

    15. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mass adoption of electric cars is inevitable as soon as electric cars consistently outperform gasoline at a similar price point, which in turn is inevitable. Until then things will move in fits and starts, and for now, "limited" accurately describes the markets. But Daimler-benz would be nuts to deny that the writing on the wall. I suppose they feel the time is right for a bit of FUD.

      We got us a right joker here have we not electric cars mass take up Oh yea.
        ok dumbo to make all your disgusting electric cars you need exactly the same industrial processes you use to make sane safe and sensible Diesel and Petrol powered vehicles .

      Any how an old beat up C180 merc is far better than ANY Tesla will ever be ..

    16. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > An umbrella slot in the door?

      That is a legally protected Rolls-Royce design feature in use since at least 1914 and Tesla paid much GBP to the british to be able to use it.

    17. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acceleration is not what Mercedes sells cars with. I think you must be confusing them with BMW or Porsche.

    18. Re:Yeah? by deadweight · · Score: 1

      WTF? I have owned 2 VWs, 2 Mercedes, 1 Porsche, 1 Volvo, and 1 BMW. I live in the USA and these cars were not unusual. No one came up to me and said "Wow - WHAT is that car with the blue and white thing on it?" European cars and their "quality" are hardly an unknown in most of the USA. I am sure some beat coal mining town has only old pickup trucks, but outside of that........ BTW, "quality" is in quotes because exactly NONE of those cars was anything close to a Lexus in build quality.

    19. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Model S has the ability to operate without generating air or noise pollution. No Mercedes can claim that. Ultimately, a clean running vehicle is a far more important feature for our planet than all of your luxuries combined.

    20. Re:Yeah? by NotDrWho · · Score: 2

      But I know, Slashdotters need to tilt at windmills endlessly... if Tesla were to ever catch on and be as common as Kia we'd see the discussion switch to how they're shit and some other startup has vision and Tesla is going to wilt and die any day now...

      Man, I was really into that band back before they went all commercial and mainstream. IT USED TO BE ABOUT THE MUSIC, UBUNTU!!!

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    21. Re:Yeah? by lgw · · Score: 1

      I expect to save enough in my life to afford such things, but then my tastes in other areas are cheap. We probably all have something we'd spend too much on, given the resources.

      But yeah, the complexity is starting to bite car makers in the ass. However, luxury car makers learned in the 80s that "reliability" was a really important feature. I remember a great Toyota add with a golf quartet where the first 3 each bragged about their luxury cars and the last just said "my Camry's not in the shop". Hopefully the luxury car makers will remember this, too.

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    22. Re:Yeah? by tsa · · Score: 1

      You prove my point. You preferred all those cars over American cars. American cars are just not as well put together as European and Japanese cars. That's why you hardly see any American cars in Europe.

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    23. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if Tesla were to ever catch on and be as common as Kia we'd see the discussion switch to how they're shit and some other startup has vision and Tesla is going to wilt and die any day now...

      When someone gets to be the size of Kia (which I did not realize was a large brand, but for the sake of argument, I won't question it), they may get complacent. If they get complacent, people who formerly liked the brand switching to another brand are not "tilting at windmills".

      I know it may be hard for some people to understand (ex, anyone who holds the bible as an unerring source of information, but they hardly hold a monopoly on this), but the idea of re-evaluating ones opinions every so often is actually a very good thing.

    24. Re:Yeah? by deadweight · · Score: 0

      It sounded like you said Americans are unfamiliar with European cars, which is not the case. BTW, driving a Mazda now because I got tired of BMW "quality". All 4 window regulators let loose, the sunroof shade broke, had to replace the ignition coils, 2 water pumps, a radiator, and an expansion tank. ALL of them very well known and never fixed flaws. So far at 140,00o miles the Mazda is tires/brakes/and a battery ;)

    25. Re:Yeah? by Crayz9000 · · Score: 1

      You prove my point. You preferred all those cars over American cars. American cars are just not as well put together as European and Japanese cars. That's why you hardly see any American cars in Europe.

      Right, because Opel, Vauxhall and Ford don't sell anything in Europe. Oh, wait.

    26. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the simple fact is that if WE were not subsidizing the hell out this Elon would be toast.
      And why we would subsidize someone building $80k cars for rich dudes?

      Subsidize with energy credits from California, thanks guys!!

    27. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, Tesla's engineering technique is completely at odds with traditional car manufacturing, same as spaceX is completely at odds with traditional aerospace. If Elon gets into aircraft and ships, he could seriously upset those markets as well.

    28. Re:Yeah? by lgw · · Score: 1

      That's changing though (except for Government Motors, which retains that build quality of say a Trabant). Ford has made huge strides in reliability, they're really pretty good now. And Tesla is, after all, an American car. We were too corrupt to let GM and Chrysler die, but had market forces actually done their thing, Ford and Tesla would be the surviving American brands (well, Tesla is heavily subsidized, but in a quite different way).

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    29. Re:Yeah? by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Actually back in the 80s some Fords were considered pretty hot cars in the UK. I had UK friends move here, buy a Ford Escort, and be puzzled as to why the car sucked and no one was impressed by it LOL. Ford is now very much doing the "world car" thing. Even the "gasp" Mustang is being EU-ified.

    30. Re:Yeah? by tsa · · Score: 1

      But those cars are all developed and built in Europe.

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    31. Re:Yeah? by lgw · · Score: 1

      The Mustang is a heck of a car these days, if you can get past the horrid cheap interior. I'd imagine it will do well.

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    32. Re:Yeah? by segedunum · · Score: 1

      The simple fact is, for the moment Tesla is an expensive car but not a luxury car.

      Put simply, Tesla are making the wrong cars. The Model S is simply too large to be sold outside of the US and that limits their market still further. Too big = electric car fail. An SUV, and heaven forbid, a pickup? I think Elon needs to learn to crawl across the floor before he can run the 100 metres. Alas, he's burned through several hundred million dollars and he's not going to get away with burning through several hundred million more.

      While the Model S looks cool, and they've got themselves in on that front, it simply doesn't solve any of the fundamental problems of an electric car that people need, which are range and what happens to that range once you start turning on heaters and air con. The car that needs to be electrified is the car taking the journeys that most people in the world do, and that's a family hatchback - the Volkswagen Golf. Solve that problem and you can move on to bigger and greater things.

      As it is widespread electric vehicle adoption is a long, long way off until people realise what the problems are and actually solve them. That goes for Mercedes and anyone else.

    33. Re:Yeah? by segedunum · · Score: 1

      Those cars are built and designed for Europe. You don't see GM or Ford bringing over models from the US and trying to sell them because they know they wouldn't.

    34. Re:Yeah? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does the Mercedes have:

      * A 17" touch screen for controlling most functions
      * Configurable screen in front of the drive
      * Configurable steering wheel controls
      * Google maps / satellite imagery with Garmin navigation
      * Lifetime mobile data connection
      * Remove monitoring/control from your phone
      * Flush door handles that extend when you approch
      * Flat floor and three real seats in the back
      * Near zero engine noise
      * Free fuel at Mercedes gas stations
      * Frunk (front boot/trunk)
      * Zero emissions, granting it zero tax, free parking, high occupancy lane use and a variety of other benefits depending on local offers

      Actually the Model S does have some of the things on your list. It has a motorized boot door at the back, which can also remember the maximum height to open to in case you are not quite tall enough to reach it in the highest position. It has adjustable suspension and ride height.

      This is like one of those stupid Galaxy vs. iPhone charts where you pick your top trumps features to produce whatever result you like. You pays your money, you takes your choice.

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    35. Re:Yeah? by lgw · · Score: 1

      I disagree: the Model S was the right car to do first. All electric cars before it were simply crap. Worthless, horrible rides that only a hippie would drive. Yech. The Tesla is fine for many uses, and the main thing is: it's overpriced in a market where it's normal to be overpriced; it's overweight in a market where it's fine to be overweight (the S class was 3 tons not that long ago). It's a nice car, nicer than a Camry, where instead of the refinement of a luxury car for the price difference, you get the novelty of an electric car. And at that price range, you probably also have a gas car (or if not, you can rent one as needed).

      Electric car tech simply isn't ready yet for low-margin vehicles. High margin cars, where intangible value is a big part of price, they work fine. It makes perfect sense to me to start there, and gradually come downmarket as they get the hang of it.

      Also, most US families have 2+ cars, so one short range car isn't a problem I don't, so I'm skipping the Model S for now, but I'd love a similar car with a 50 HP gas generator under the hood. It doesn't need to provide enough power to run on, just enough to recharge given a few hours in the parking lot. None of this fancy, sure-to-break, parallel hybrid nonsense, but the great "fixie" Tesla drivetrain with a purely separate generator so I can recharge using gasoline as needed.

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    36. Re:Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starting point for an E-class is about 75% of a Model S

    37. Re:Yeah? by Kremmy · · Score: 1

      Not SOFTWARE updates, HARDWARE updates. Things like the additional battery protection frame that you can come in and have retrofitted to your Model S for NO COST. They're rolling out hardware upgrades to their vehicles and installing them for free. That's completely different than rolling out updates for firmware, much more costly, and something they're blazing some serious trails by doing.

    38. Re:Yeah? by nobodie · · Score: 1

      interesting, i guess that explains why the Buick brand is considered the equal of the big expensive marks (like Mercedes, BMW etc ) in China. They will, sometimes, pay the same for a Buick as for a BMW.

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  2. the New Mercedes Pooh-Pooh by turkeydance · · Score: 5, Funny

    what review did Eeyore give it?

    1. Re:the New Mercedes Pooh-Pooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      a rather depressing one.

    2. Re:the New Mercedes Pooh-Pooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      better than poo-poo

    3. Re:the New Mercedes Pooh-Pooh by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

      I don't know but Piglet was quoted as saying "This thing is the poo-poo!"

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    4. Re:the New Mercedes Pooh-Pooh by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      Sry but I have it a rather shitty one.

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    5. Re:the New Mercedes Pooh-Pooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter anyway.

  3. translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We came years late to the party, but we're still relevant. In fact we're still the king. LONG LIVE THE KING.

    1. Re:translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In what universe do you live in that Mercedes is not relevant? Mercedes sold nearly 10 times as many cars in the US alone than Tesla sold their Model S worldwide. Tesla's a bit player.

  4. Newsflash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Exec tries to sell more of his own product. More at 11.

  5. Headline is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...seriously...

  6. Myopic viewpoint by ckhorne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As long as you look at the world as it is now and don't account for a fast moving tech world, I suppose his viewpoint is correct.

    In the same vein, around 2004 or so, smart phones would have appeared "limited" because the cell and wifi infrastructure didn't exist. Yet, in 10 years, the supply has met the demand (well, arguably), and now smart phones are ubiquitous.

    Or it could just be sour grapes.

    1. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      He has a valid point. Tesla only has one product. If they fail, the owners of those wild no longer have service plans or warranties. As much as Mercedes may or may not suck, they are definitely not going out of business any time soon. If you're spending $70k on a car and your options are between the two companies I could definitely see the appeal in sticking with a tried and true brand.

    2. Re:Myopic viewpoint by JWW · · Score: 2

      Personally, looking at Tesla, how the company is run and the products they make, I predict that within the next 20 years Tesla will sell more cars per year than Mercedes.

    3. Re:Myopic viewpoint by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or it could just be sour grapes.

      Of course it is. Mercedes missed the boat, despite trying to be cutting edge (e.g. with the F1 engines). Tesla came out of nowhere and made the best car in Mercedes' traditional market, the luxury sedan class. They are so far ahead Mercedes are years away from even producing something comparable to the Model S.

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    4. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're spending $70k on a car and your options are between the two companies I could definitely see the appeal in sticking with a tried and true brand.

      The thing is, as more and more people buy the $70,000 car, Tesla can start mass producing cheaper models as well. When my truck completely wears out in about 5-7 more years or so, I would certainly consider buying a Tesla if they have a model costing around $35k. As they are able to reach potential customers at the lower price points their brand will grow. Tesla isn't DeLorean, is much more practical than SmartCar, and has much better asthetics than any other electric car out there today. I think the company has legs.

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    5. Re:Myopic viewpoint by David_Hart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally, looking at Tesla, how the company is run and the products they make, I predict that within the next 20 years Tesla will sell more cars per year than Mercedes.

      Mercedes has cars in multiple price ranges and doesn't have range issues (gas stations everywhere).

      Until Telsa can figure out how to get the pricing down and sell cars near the $30,000.00 (or equivalent) price point AND increase the range AND have near ubiquitous fueling stops (supercharge stations) it's highly unlikely....

    6. Re:Myopic viewpoint by deroby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I once thought the same thing about SAAB....
      (except for the 'they suck' part off course)

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    7. Re:Myopic viewpoint by monkeyhybrid · · Score: 1

      Maybe. But then as with other new players in various industries, the new players often end up being the R&D teams for the longer established businesses. When Tesla finally get close to the sweet spot of making money and having ironed out all the kinks, every other car company with deeper pockets and already established service centres, etc, can jump in and drown Tesla at the bottom of the pool.

    8. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tesla's progress as a startup in the automotive industry has been remarkable. No one will deny that.

      But let's not kid ourselves. Practical electric cars are still in their infancy. When the time is right, the big car companies have the capability to decimate Tesla's market share. Like it or not, the old, big car companies know how to make cars efficiently (and profitably, usually), and they won't have much trouble at all switching to electric drivetrains when they deem the demand for electric cars is sufficient.

      This doesn't mean I don't think Tesla will be successful, but I do think more people will start to question their sky-high market capitalization when they have serious competition.

    9. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Guspaz · · Score: 2

      Musk has personally guaranteed the resale value of the Model S against any comparable luxury sedan. The "personally" part meaning that if Tesla goes out of business, he will still honour that guarantee. I presume that means if you sell it and are unable to get the guaranteed value, he'll make up the difference. As a result, if Tesla were to go bankrupt, you could avoid the liability by immediately selling your Tesla car and relying on the guarantee to avoid losing money on the deal. Of course, if ALL of his companies go under, you could still be in a fix, but this isn't 2008, and he's not strapped for cash.

    10. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      When big established manufacturers (Think Honda, Toyota, GM and Ford) build electric vehicles, prices are bound to come down. Even more so when patents on battery technologies expire / gas prices get higher. Until then, Hybrids are the best compromise.

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    11. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Tesla could do what Lexus did, and focus on customer service. Besides, they already have a head-start...

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    12. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: A 2004 Smartphone was $1,000; financed or not, it's no $30,000 Tesla Car.

      2: Your smartphone fails, you're inconvenienced. Your car fails, your life is interrupted and you're either stranded, dead or cannot get to work.

      3: Also, Erecting a Tower, Installing an Antenna, and running some cable to it is a FAR less complex a job then Re-Engineering the electric infrastructure around an alternative source of energy which we do not have.

      4: Most importantly of all, Smartphones never had government subsidies on them.

      History will show once those subsidies stop, that Tesla was a novel concept but the technology used was too primitive.

    13. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Guspaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Tesla also plans to have cars in multiple price ranges; it sounds like they plan to have three within the next few years (the Model S, the Model E, and the Model X, and yes I realize the pun they built into the model names, they also trademarked "Model Y"). One of them, the Model E, is going to target that $30k price point (at least after rebates), although the reports are that the range will be in the 200-250 mile range rather than the 300-350 that their current top-end cars get.

      In terms of increasing the range, that should improve gradually over time as the cost of battery cells go down. That was the point of the $5 billion dollar GigaFactory that they're building, to reduce the cost of lithium ion cells. The primary goal of that is to reduce the cost enough to hit the Model E's price target, but it also has the benefit of enabling higher ranges in the luxury cars where they can spend more money on the battery, albeit at the expense of weight. I know that they're working on longer-term solutions to improve range. They got some patents recently that relate to combining metal air batteries with lithium ion batteries in a hybrid power solution designed to circumvent some of the limitations of metal air batteries (they have the potential for higher densities, but have poor cycle life), although that stuff is a rather long way off.

      In terms of ubiquitous fueling stops, they're working in that direction. They're hitting a steady pace building new stations, and by the end of 2015 should have most use cases covered between home-charging overnight and superchargers for distance drives. Automated battery swaps may help too.

      Their success isn't a sure thing, but they're definitely making progress towards solving the problems.

    14. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you one of the people who've been telling us that M$ is going to go belly up at any moment too? That every little flaw was the nail in the coffin?
       
      Benz has nothing to worry about as long as Tesla is offering a car for 80k that is the equivalent in terms of power and luxury as a 30k Ford. That's not going to change anytime soon. I recall how Saturn was a revolutionary in customer service and car ownership for their price range 20 years ago too. Just look how they took off... Opps! Did I say that out loud?
       
      Tesla has some great ideas. They made pretty good strides in the right direction. But make no mistake, if any large auto maker gets serious about making electric autos, Tesla will be a footnote in automotive history in 20 years instead.

    15. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      5-7 years? You're living in a dreamland if you think that Telsa will be able to offer something like a Model S for less than half the price in 5-7 years. They haven't budged a dime in three model years despite their successes. What makes you think they're going to cut prices like that?
       
      As much as Slahdotters want to hail them as revolutionaries the fact is that they're a business and as long as the Model S sells for 80k they're going to keep on asking 80k for it.
       
      Of course, there are electronic autos in your price range today but if you're such a fanboy that you can't suffer to drive anything but a Tesla I'm afraid you're going to be buying another ICE in 5-7 years. My guess is that Tesla won't be around long enough to make it to the mass market at the kind of price point that you're willing to pay for.

    16. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Personally, looking at Tesla, how the company is run and the products they make, I predict that within the next 20 years Tesla will sell more cars per year than Mercedes.

      I wouldn't bet more than you can afford to lose on your above claim.

      Mercedes is a real vehicle company. They make cars, many models of truck, and though you probably
      don't know anything about it, Mercedes also makes the power unit which is incredibly dominant
      in this year's Formula 1 series. Mercedes has a depth of engineering expertise that Tesla can only dream
      of having.

      Tesla makes toy cars which are fashion statements for people who can afford to waste money
      on that sort of thing. Tesla is a con job. It is a bunch of laptop batteries stuck in a Lotus chassis
      and it is a TOY, not a car which can actually be used to go anywhere in the world. A Tesla is a cool
      toy, but at the end of the day a toy is all it is. And idealists who know nothing about the real world of
      engineering embrace toys. People who actually know something about vehicles know better.

    17. Re:Myopic viewpoint by mojo-raisin · · Score: 2, Funny

      It will happen in 4 years. Bury your head in the oil, petrol-boy, if you want to ignore the Tesla EV onslaught.

    18. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla came out of nowhere and made the best car in Mercedes' traditional market, the luxury sedan class. They are so far ahead Mercedes are years away from even producing something comparable to the Model S.

      Clearly you have escaped an asylum.

      Come along with the orderlies, we have some Thorazine
      which will calm you down nicely, and then we will take you to a comfortable
      room with padded walls where you can stay until your hallucinations subside.

    19. Re:Myopic viewpoint by mojo-raisin · · Score: 1

      I'm long more shares than you are short.

      ha.

    20. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm a "petrol-boy" (BTW: What EV you driving?)... I'm just being honest that the Model S will not be available for 35k in 5-7 years. You can't offset me so you attack me?
       
      And like my previous post said, there's EVs out there for 35k today. Why not buy one or STFU?
       
      But you're probably another one who also said that MS was going to fall apart and Linux was going to take its place within 3 years back when ME was released. Yeah, I remember you bitches.

    21. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you believe that, I've got a clock I'd like to sell you.

    22. Re:Myopic viewpoint by ScudBee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mercedes has a depth of engineering expertise that Tesla can only dream of having.

      Right, Mercedes does have a depth of engineering expertise in internal combustion engines and transmissions. Make a wild guess if Tesla would ever need that.

      Tesla is a con job. It is a bunch of laptop batteries stuck in a Lotus chassis and it is a TOY, not a car which can actually be used to go anywhere in the world.

      a) what you say shows that you now nothing about Model S;
      b) very few people need a car that can be used to go anywhere in the world

    23. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      5-7 years? You're living in a dreamland if you think that Telsa will be able to offer something like a Model S for less than half the price in 5-7 years.

      I don't expect a Model S for half the price in 5 years. I simply expect a reasonably priced car that actually looks like something people would want to drive. I don't need a lot of the bells and whistles that come in the Model S. Give me an electric with the style and price of a C Class or 3 Series and I, and most likely a lot of other people, will be perfectly happy. (Give me a decently priced electric pick-up/SUV and I will be your customer for life)

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    24. Re:Myopic viewpoint by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Umm.. currently available vehicles:

      Honda Insight -- plug in hybrid.
      Toyota Prius - plug in hybrid (a version of the Prius)
      GM - Spark - pure electric, and of course the Volt - plug in hybrid.

      I have no idea about Ford.

      (I have a smart EV.)

    25. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because of the 3D printing revolution. Remember how the world looked like two years ago? Looks completely and utterly different now, yes? That's the power of 3D printing. And Tesla will first 3D print cars in their gloopy old Luddite factories for now, and in a few more years you'll just print one out at home!

    26. Re:Myopic viewpoint by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Mercedes is much more worried about Audi than they ever will be about Tesla. And not about EVs, either.

      Mercedes is utterly capable of producing a complete EV. What they're trying to do is figure out how to sell it to the people who buy Mercedes.

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    27. Re:Myopic viewpoint by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I once thought the same thing about SAAB....

      Saab never even came close to the cachet of Mercedes.

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    28. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing nobody seems to get is that, there really is less range issue in a tesla than in a gasoline or diesel car... you plug the car in when you go to bed, like a cellphone and when you get up, the "tank" is full... there's never that moment of oh shit, I have to stop for gas, but I didn't plan on that 5 minutes...

      once you start living with the Tesla Model S, the worldview shifts very quickly, from the outside, it seems like the range is a big deal... from the inside, with 250+ miles of range, _most_ folks never need to do anything other than charge at night, at home. and anyone who buys a $67,000+ car probably has another for those _rare_ occasions when the Tesla isn't appropriate

    29. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true, and it is also why Tesla is a bigger threat, the one you're watching sin't the one that bites you.

    30. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot. The Tesla is rated at over 400 horsepower. There's no 30k Ford with that kind of power.

    31. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No one said the Model S would be available for 35K in 5-7 years. The plan is to make a smaller, cheaper, lower-range model for 35K.

      The 35K EVs out there today are an embarrasment.

    32. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Re-Engineering the electric infrastructure around an alternative source of energy which we do not have.

      We don't have electricity? What are you smoking?

      This isn't like trying to build hydrogen fueling infrastructure, which Pres. Bush was all excited about in the early 2000s. You just plug into the local power grid.

      I'm really ashamed to be part of the Slashdot community. You so-called "nerds" are a pathetic bunch of luddites; you're just like buggy engineers who poo-pooed the then-new automobiles.

    33. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Nissan Leaf, pure electric at a much more attractive price point than the Tesla (of course, not as nice either).

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    34. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 0

      We don't have enough electricity, nor the infrastructure to distribute it, if EVs were to suddenly become the norm in vehicles.

      The power grid to do that for everybody just doesn't exist.

    35. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Re-Engineering the electric infrastructure around an alternative source of energy which we do not have.

      We don't have electricity? What are you smoking?

      This isn't like trying to build hydrogen fueling infrastructure, which Pres. Bush was all excited about in the early 2000s. You just plug into the local power grid.

      I'm really ashamed to be part of the Slashdot community. You so-called "nerds" are a pathetic bunch of luddites; you're just like buggy engineers who poo-pooed the then-new automobiles.

      Well, if every car were suddenly electric tomorrow the grid would fall over, it just doesn't have a ton of excess capacity (it's expensive to string more/thicker lines, larger transformers, etc.). But with a gradual change like happens in the real world, the transmission capacity increase can be added gradually as existing links start reaching their capacity. Some of this might be offset by local generation like solar, but the charge pattern of an commuter EV (spend the day away from home, charge at night) doesn't lend itself to solar very well. Our current grid is sized for our current load, if you add a lot of extra load in the form of charging cars you will need more capacity between the generation and the cars.

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    36. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some one would take over the infrastructure or buyout the company.

      FISKER got bought and their car is an overpriced clunker compared to the Model S.

      If you can comfortably afford a Model S, you're not really risking much unless a glaring defect is found and it would have to be really, really bad.

    37. Re:Myopic viewpoint by ildon · · Score: 1

      You missed his point completely. Tesla might not exist at all in 5-7 years. You won't be able to buy a new one, and if you got one used it could be very difficult or expensive to get replacement parts as they wear out.

      Mercedes, on the other had, will almost certainly exist in some form, even if it gets bought out or merges with another car company. You will continue to be able to get replacement parts at reasonable prices (or at all).

      Perhaps Tesla will become huge. There's no way to know. But right now, for most consumers the safer bet is to buy something else.

    38. Re:Myopic viewpoint by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I just wanted to specifically point out the brands he mentioned.

    39. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      You missed his point completely. Tesla might not exist at all in 5-7 years.

      You missed my point completely. I think Tesla will be alive and flourishing in 5-7 years.

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    40. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lexus is not a company. It is a brand of Toyota Motor Corp.

    41. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mercedes has a depth of engineering expertise that Tesla can only dream of having.

      Right, Mercedes does have a depth of engineering expertise in internal combustion engines and transmissions. Make a wild guess if Tesla would ever need that.

      A car is far more than its engine. At least here in Germany upper-tier Mercedes cars (i.e. S and E class) are usually at the bleeding edge of what is available in car electronics, they work very closely with their suppliers (especially Bosch) and with independent research facilities (engineering and CS departments at universities, Fraunhofer Institutes) at developing new features that take years to trickle down to other brands.

    42. Re:Myopic viewpoint by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      I believe in Tesla, but you just don't know the facts if you think Ford doesn't have a $31k Mustang at 420 HP. Dodge has slightly cheaper Charger, and I imagine the other American automakers have entries in that range as well. Also in fairness, they're not nearly as nice as the Model S.

    43. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mercedes is utterly capable of producing a complete EV.

      You know they are buying drivetrains from Tesla?

      Mercedes spent a fortune developing hydrogen engines, and a larger fortune developing hydrogen fuel cell vehicles, along with hydrogen supply stations for both. They were taken completely flat footed by Tesla and are now scrambling to catch up.

      They have deep enough pockets to survive their wrong choice, but for someone from Mercedes to trash-talk Tesla while also paying them for their superior technology is a bit rich.

    44. Re:Myopic viewpoint by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Some of this might be offset by local generation like solar, but the charge pattern of an commuter EV (spend the day away from home, charge at night) doesn't lend itself to solar very well. Our current grid is sized for our current load,

      The grid is sized for peak daytime usage. And, as you say, peak-recharge is at night. So the grid already has significant spare capacity to absorb an early rush to electric. That gives providers plenty of warning, and a large margin of error, to plan their upgrades. It also, by definition, increases their revenue.

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    45. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Carewolf · · Score: 0

      I don't trust anything Musk says. His lies and temperement is actually the main reason I have anything against Tesla.

    46. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And iPhone (up to its latest models) was/is a toy too. It was laughed at by all armchair "tech experts", who really thought that Nokia N900 is the future. Now, let's look at Apple and Nokia today, shall we?

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    47. Re:Myopic viewpoint by horza · · Score: 1

      You are very behind the times. The Lotus chassis one is the Roadster that they stopped making a long time ago. The Tesla is like a more luxurious version of the Mercedes E-class. I have driven both and I know which I prefer...

      Phillip.

    48. Re:Myopic viewpoint by horza · · Score: 1

      Have you actually driven a Tesla Sedan S? It's a full grown adult, don't worry. The big car companies are unable to decimate Tesla due to inertia and poor infrastructure. All their EV attempts have been failures. They will continue to launch vanity projects or weird prototypes as Tesla expands both its market and its patent portfolio. Tesla is here to stay.

      Phillip.

    49. Re:Myopic viewpoint by ildon · · Score: 1

      They might be, but they might not. It's a risk. Mercedes is decidedly less of a risk.

    50. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the last times that this fanboy circle jerk went on I went and looked up the numbers after the claim was made that the Tesla soundly defeats any ICE in terms of power and pick up. Tesla's $80k flagship car had the same numbers on 0-60 and the 1/4 mile as the Subaru Impreza WRX. A ricer that starts around $25k.
       
      Once you fanboys give up this fantasy that Tesla is the apex of all engineering and automotive wonder I'll be interested in having a real conversation with you.

    51. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go on then, I'll bite:

      N900:

      * You can change the battery.
      * You can put a microSD card in it.
      * You can install software on it from wherever the hell you like (you could even develop ON it if you wanted to)
      * You get root
      * You get USB Mass Storage

      failPhone:

      * You can't.
      * You can't.
      * You can only install software that the rotting corpse of The Lord Our Steve says you can have.
      * Don't make me laugh
      * Enjoy your failTunes for getting anything onto and off your phone. Even Mactards freely admit that this piece of crapware is an absolute abortion. ...yeah, I'll stick with my N900, thanks. I do have a Galaxy Note, too, but the N900 still gets used for a number of tasks because it's simply better at them.

    52. Re:Myopic viewpoint by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      2014 Ford XLT 4dr SuperCab 6.6 ft. Bed 6.2L engine 411hp MSRP $32,745.

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    53. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla is only profitable thanks to politics and tax subsidies. "US News & World Report"
      How many decades do you think you can tax people who can never dream of affording one of these high-end toys, to help someone richer pay for theirs?
      Maybe, sometime in the next 20 years, the Corporate Welfare and tax payer subsidies to help rich liberal Eco Nuts buy super expensive toys, will run it's course.

    54. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait to see their face once you show how many petrol miles you can get with a subaru wrx and all the money not spent on a tesla.

    55. Re:Myopic viewpoint by prezkennedy.org · · Score: 1

      Tesla makes toy cars which are fashion statements for people who can afford to waste money on that sort of thing.

      Funny, that's how I feel about people who buy Mercedes.

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    56. Re:Myopic viewpoint by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The 35K EVs out there today are an embarrasment.

      It seems to me that the only place the Leaf is actually embarrassing is the range. It doesn't have as much as a fully-kitted Model S and you can't get as much for love nor money. But otherwise, it seems a perfectly adequate car in a way that the original Prius wasn't. I have no opinion on the new Prius, which at least looks as boring as it is.

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    57. Re:Myopic viewpoint by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The power grid to do that for everybody just doesn't exist.

      And the need to do that for everybody just doesn't exist, because everyone can't just go out and buy an EV tomorrow anyway.

      Do you have any other irrelevancies to point out about EVs to justify [y]our petro-burning lifestyle?

      Obviously, I don't drive an EV. I live in the boonies, it wouldn't work for me. But I would, if it would, and I had the cheese.

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    58. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? I'm not sure what part of the country youre from, but Mercedes only has cache among white-trash-done-good.

      Mercedes are to trailer trash what Cadillacs are to ghetto trash.

    59. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting that it's butt-ugly and has the quality and features of a 10K econocar. Also, isn't it lease-only?

    60. Re:Myopic viewpoint by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't find it to be ugly, it just looks like another car to me. If you compare it only to the insipid selection of blandmobiles that we get here in the USA, I suppose it looks a little fruity. However, it is definitely better kitted than a base econobox. You can get all the same features on your shitpile, but it will cost more than 10k.

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    61. Re:Myopic viewpoint by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      People who buy Mercedes are now buying Tesla. Mercedes threatened to quit F1 if the new hybrid engines were not introduced, because they were really hoping that performance hybrids would be the next big thing. Now Tesla has leapfrogged over performance hybrids completely and made a performance EV, leaving hybrid looking like the old stop-gap technology.

      Mercedes have produced a few concept EVs over the years, like their all-electric AMG, but nothing serious. They clearly viewed it as a far off technology, much like many of the people on Slashdot who still can't quite accept that it works and actually makes pretty much the best luxury performance sedan you can buy.

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    62. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mercedes is utterly capable of producing a complete EV...

      Don't kid yourself. Mercedes and others have been trying to match Tesla's range, but Tesla owns a slew of battery management patents. The estimated value of those patents is nearly a billion dollars.

    63. Re:Myopic viewpoint by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Mercedes have produced a few concept EVs over the years, like their all-electric AMG, but nothing serious. They clearly viewed it as a far off technology, much like many of the people on Slashdot who still can't quite accept that it works and actually makes pretty much the best luxury performance sedan you can buy.

      Well, as I've stated above, the problem is selling them. The kind of people who buy their cars aren't buying the arguments about electrics, it doesn't matter if they're right or wrong. They're the ones with the money.

      If Mercedes became convinced tomorrow that they could sell more EVs than dino drinkers, that's the direction they'd head. If they can make balls-out concept EVs, then they can make an actual car.

      I just (yesterday) found a module with a bright sticker that says PROTOTYPEN in the E-Box of my A8... egads!

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    64. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it shows that he knows about the Tesla business model which basically survives by selling California issued carbon credits.

    65. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      The Insight and Prius are *not* pure electric vehicles. As for Ford, neither are the Escape and Fusion.

      The Chevy Spark is new, but not the same class as the Tesla (smaller city car), but it's a start.

      When they start building 100% electric Corollas, Civics or other mass-market cars, then maybe prices will go down.

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    66. Re:Myopic viewpoint by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I POINTED THAT OUT. I said they were plug in hybrids. Many people can use them _effectively_ as pure electric vehicles if they try hard enough, using gas only for exceptionally long (for them) trips.

    67. Re:Myopic viewpoint by bledri · · Score: 1

      No one said the Model S would be available for 35K in 5-7 years. The plan is to make a smaller, cheaper, lower-range model for 35K.

      The 35K EVs out there today are an embarrasment.

      Actually the plan is just smaller and cheaper. It will have similar range to the Model S.

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    68. Re:Myopic viewpoint by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Each of the US car makers (except Tesla... yet) sell many times the number of cars Mercedes does. The only reason I can see that the CEO of Dalmer-Benz piped up is because he feels threatened by the buzz Tesla has created. He decided to take it upon himself to get Mercedes into the news cycle. I cannot even remember the last time I saw Mercedes in the news. No I don't watch broadcast news.... or commercials when I can help it. Well Steve-o.... you just got Mercedes on my radar... good job... now... fuck off. I cannot afford your cars or a Tesla for that matter. I have not ever driven a Mercedes, nor do I think it likely that I ever will.

      I have had a few occasions(all of these recently) to drive a Tesla(it is like driving an iPhone), and a '71 Rolls-Royce (it is like driving a really comfy sofa), a recent Porsche 944(I have driven go-carts that had a better ride, but damn it tracks like it is on rails), and a recent Caddy(well appointed, powerful, nice ride,but FFS the dash is busier than a F-16 cockpit) You know what? I like the Tesla. I have some issues with some of the exterior design choices they made... practical issues... areas where water and dirt collect that are hard to clean... rookie mistakes. Nothing major though.

    69. Re:Myopic viewpoint by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Even for as heavy as it is.... I can tell you from personal experience the Tesla kicks the shit out of any muscle car I have been in where the driver put the hammer down.

    70. Re:Myopic viewpoint by metaforest · · Score: 1

      SAAB was never able to build a cabin that didn't feel like a war plane. Their cars were tough though.... but repair parts? forgedaboudit.

    71. Re:Myopic viewpoint by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "Lotus chassis"? Are you a time traveler stuck in limbo? Because the rest of the universe has moved on from 2010.
      The Model S body is a new design that Tesla cuts & stamps in its own factory. That may jibe with the longstanding Lotus philososphy of auto manufacturing but that does make the Model S a "Lotus chassis"

      "Laptop batteries" While Tesla uses the same 18650 cells that are found in laptops, it's NOT a "laptop battery" - more details at:
      http://www.teslamotors.com/roa...

      "and it is a TOY, not a car which can actually be used to go anywhere in the world" - define "anywhere"; it doesn't seem to have a problem in snowy Scandinavia.
      check out Bjorn Nyland's videos of long trips in his Model S - https://www.youtube.com/user/b...

      "And idealists who know nothing about the real world of engineering embrace toys" - the NHTSA know a thing or two about engineering and they take pleasure in seeing just how well some "toys" stand up to mechanical stress & damage and they gave the Model S top marks.

      "People who actually know something about vehicles know better" - Mercedes, BMW & Toyota who should know a thing or two about vehicles have all used Tesla's expertise in recent years. But, hey, what do they know, right?

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    72. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the best car in the price range by a long shot, and Daimer is actually the company that saved Tesla from bankruptcy a few years back

    73. Re:Myopic viewpoint by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      You're right. It's a conspiracy. The Man pays me to promote my petro-burning ways.

      Electric Vehicles have become a fucking religion here on Slashdot. It's so disappointing.

  7. Ghandi said... by Roxoff · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "First They ignore you, Then they laugh at you, Then they fight you, Then you win."

    I think this looks a bit like Mercedes laughing at Tesla...

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    1. Re:Ghandi said... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "First They ignore you, Then they laugh at you, Then they fight you, Then you win."

      I think this looks a bit like Mercedes laughing at Tesla...

      These days the big players know about Ghandi's saying, and attempt to do an end run around it:

      First they ignore you in public, fight you in private, and spend millions on lobbyists to prevent you from getting off the ground.
      Then they start suing for patent infringement/Trade infringement/whatever and possibly attempt to buy you out and bury your technology.
      If you survive, then you win. For the past 60 years, nobody's really got this far in the US, other than Japanese and Korean automakers, who played by the rules and became just like the US automakers.

    2. Re:Ghandi said... by Desler · · Score: 1

      And their next step is to start aggressively push cars such as their future B-Class EVs. It's not as if Mercedes is standing still and doing nothing.

    3. Re:Ghandi said... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Exactly. This is basically Mercedes FUD.

      "Well, yeah, I suppose the Teslas are nice cars and all but what if they break down? What if Tesla goes out of business? Who will you find to fix your $80,000 car then? If you're in the market for an electric car, you should probably wait until next year when we'll have our electric cars out and you can take it to your trusted Mercedes mechanic rather than having to deal with some fly-by-night company..."

      By the way, I took a look at the B-class Mercedes. It may just be me, but I'm not a big fan of the Tesla Model S' styling. That said, the Mercedes B class is just plain ugly.

    4. Re:Ghandi said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who can, do. Those who can't, sue.

    5. Re:Ghandi said... by silverbolt · · Score: 1

      It's Gandhi, not Ghandi. This misspelling needs to go away.

    6. Re:Ghandi said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this looks a bit like Mercedes laughing at Tesla...

      So everyone who is ignored, then laughed at eventually wins? Not even close to true. Sure, those that win are often laughed at in the beginning, but to think it works the other way around is, well, laughable.

    7. Re:Ghandi said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But no one buys Mercedes cars except for taxi companies. It's not something you'd want to be seen driving around.

    8. Re:Ghandi said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days the big players know about Ghandi's saying

      Yes they do, too bad that the common idiots do not know how to spell Gandhi properly though.

    9. Re:Ghandi said... by Roxoff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I cut-and-pasted it from the site where the I dug the full quote from. It was the meaning that mattered to me, not some petty points scoring crusade over a mis-spelling.

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    10. Re:Ghandi said... by Roxoff · · Score: 1

      Yes. One-nil to the petty minded...

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    11. Re:Ghandi said... by Blrfl · · Score: 1

      Want to take a wild guess at who's providing the underpinnings for that line?

    12. Re:Ghandi said... by nbritton · · Score: 1

      There are 700,000[1] mechanics in the US, I'm sure at least one of them can service an electric car.

      [1]: http://www.bls.gov/ooh/install...

  8. Wait a second... by ericloewe · · Score: 2

    Didn't they invest in Tesla a while back, including a joint venture for the electric B-class?

    1. Re:Wait a second... by confused+one · · Score: 5, Informative

      yes, yes they did. Mercedes released a Euro B-class car using a drive train jointly developed by and supplied by Tesla. In addition, Mercedes is reported to be buying batteries for other projects from Tesla. Me thinks the Mercedes salesman is trying to protect his sales numbers and trying too hard to not look behind the curtain.

    2. Re:Wait a second... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They supply steering wheels for the Model S.

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    3. Re:Wait a second... by Desler · · Score: 2

      To look behind what curtain? The one that saw their worldwide sales in 2013 increase by 10.7% and a 14% growth rate in the US? Yeah, I'm sure hems quaking in his boots.

    4. Re:Wait a second... by gman003 · · Score: 1

      If you'll look beyond simply the next quarter's profits, you'll see why he probably is quaking in his boots.

    5. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he's afraid of an 80k dollar Ford Fusion with a big battery in it?
       
      Meh, just more melodrama from the Tesla circle jerk club.
       
      Keep fooling yourselves, boys. Few people have the money it takes to buy one including the vast vast majority of Slashdotters. Tesla's prices aren't going to come down as fast as you guys keep claiming. Nissan and Toyota make fantastic EVs today for a price that most people around here can afford and they're going to be the ones to claim the market. Any major car manufacturer could absorb Tesla today if it were that big of a threat. Tesla is niche and Tesla will remain niche... a rich boy's mantle piece that keeps you drooling.

    6. Re:Wait a second... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Mercedes isn't in financial trouble, not at all; and, Tesla is not going to have any measurable impact on Mercedes sales. That's not what I'm referring to. The curtain is hiding the fact that Mercedes themselves are using Tesla technology.

    7. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mercedes and Toyota are buying drive trains and batteries from Tesla for their own EVs.

  9. what does jim rogers have to do with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was a weird link to Jim Rogers website and the reminder about what web sites looked like around the millennium. Why add that?

    1. Re:what does jim rogers have to do with this? by Desler · · Score: 1

      He did a round-the-world trip in a Mercedes.

    2. Re:what does jim rogers have to do with this? by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      TFS (or rather the editor's two cents) didn't state the reason for picking a Mercedes. I think GP is asking why that comment was added there -- I don't really get it myself. Why would he ride around the world in a Mercedes first of all, and second of all, why is it relevant to an article that is talking about electric cars? As far as I can tell, they drove a 3 liter gas guzzler.

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  10. Inaccurate llabel for the round-the-world car by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Calling that vehicle a Mercedes is like relating a Ford Trimotor to a Model T. Sure they have some parts in common but it is not even remotely close to something you can pick up at a local dealership.

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    1. Re:Inaccurate llabel for the round-the-world car by turp182 · · Score: 0

      If Mercedes made it then it is a Mercedes. In fact, classic car one-offs (demo models, proof of concept, etc.) are highly sought after and can sell for millions of dollars (Barrett-Jackson auction in Scottsdale, AZ is a good one, I've been to that one, it was awesome - didn't do any shopping, and it was only a couple of miles from where I lived).

      It certainly isn't a production model, and who would want that ugly trailer, 'tis an abomination.

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    2. Re:Inaccurate llabel for the round-the-world car by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      If Mercedes made it then it is a Mercedes.

      I agree. And this car was not made by Mercedes. This was two very different Mercedes vehicles that were Frankensteined together. The drivetrain and chassis are mostly from a G wagon, with the body and interior from an SLK. The custom work was done by a custom shop. Mercedes never made a vehicle like this and has never announced any plans to do so. You can't even get the SLK with the diesel engine that they used (amongst other things).

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    3. Re:Inaccurate llabel for the round-the-world car by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Ford never made Mustangs like Carrol Shelby. But his cars were both Shelby's and Mustang's (Shelby Mustang to be exact).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...

      I read the original article, the vehicle had a Mercedes frame, engine and tranny. And a former Mercedes designer made it. Pretty easy to badge as they did.

      Keep in mind that Fiero kit cars were still Fieros, much to their owner's chagrin.... I encountered one, slowest Ferrari I've even seen (and it suffered from crappy body alignment, nothing says kit car like that and/or horrible performance).

      As for the vehicle, the MPG rating (dividing fuel range in miles by gas tank gallons comes to 16.1 MPG) isn't very good which is surprising given the HP/torque numbers (177hp, 244lb-ft).

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    4. Re:Inaccurate llabel for the round-the-world car by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You're both having a silly argument. Clearly it's a Mercedes. It's not a production Mercedes. That's a more interesting argument in this case anyway.

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  11. Manufacturer is derogatory of competitor. by mmell · · Score: 1

    This is news?

  12. That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who wants a Mercedes anyways? That's old tech. Make mine a Tesla!

    (well, someday, when I have the money...)

  13. Leverage the dealer network? by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have any of them actually dealt with a stealership in the last 50 years? (Only reason I get near them, is dealer only parts.)

    Seriously; telling me to not buy a Tesla because I'll miss out on the dealership is like telling me not to...drawing a blank...no analogies are bad enough. Anybody?...lets skip the prison rape ones.

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    1. Re:Leverage the dealer network? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      don't give up on smoking, you'll miss out on the cancer.

    2. Re:Leverage the dealer network? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The last time I went to a stealership to have my car serviced was around 2005... I had to bring it in for PA state inspection, and they told me I had a headlight out. I didn't think I did, but I said whatever and told them to replace it.

      "Genuine" factory headlight part was $57 and 0.8 hours of book labor at $110/hr, total of about $160 with tax to replace a $10 light bulb.

      I haven't been back to a stealership for anything since.

    3. Re:Leverage the dealer network? by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but how often do you purchase a brand new luxury car? Anyone who does that is essentially flushing $10,000+ dollars down the drain the instant they drive their car off the lot. What's a few thousand here or there after that?

      This is a guy running Mercedes, so that's his point of reference.

    4. Re:Leverage the dealer network? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I got one
      "lets skip the prison rape ones."
      oh, never mind.

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    5. Re:Leverage the dealer network? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Granted nobody who replies to this thread is his target demo. There is a difference between making more and keeping more.

      I've heard stories (from the dealership side, i.e. you won't believe the chutzpa on Frank.) about finance guys writing up $45K trade-ins as $450 value and chumps not reading the contracts before signing them. Gotta wounder how they got their money in the first place...

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    6. Re:Leverage the dealer network? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously; telling me to not buy a Tesla because I'll miss out on the dealership is like telling me not to...drawing a blank...no analogies are bad enough. Anybody?

      If only there were a car analogy for this situation...

    7. Re:Leverage the dealer network? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telling you not to buy a Tesla because you'll miss out on the dealership is like telling you not to get married cause you'll miss out on the chance to catch VD from a prostitute.

  14. Mercedes FUD by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    Can't make a better product? Try FUD (TM) for all your business needs!

    Unfortunately, IBM or Microsoft probably have a business method patent on it.

    *ducks to avoid flying chair*

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    1. Re:Mercedes FUD by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Ballmer works at Mercedes?

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    2. Re:Mercedes FUD by ButchDeLoria · · Score: 1

      No, Mercedes didn't buy out Nokia to build touchscreen dash controls.

  15. Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tesla has made an electric vehicle that doesn't make anyone with a sense of style want to puke, and that's a very good thing, but there's just a handful of things they need to do, IMO, to really knock the ball out of the park for electric cars:

    1) One needs to be able to charge it quickly, perhaps with an upper limit of about 10 minutes or so, sufficiently to go approximately as far as one could expect go on a tank of gas in a typical car of today. I would not expect to be able to charge it this quickly on conventional house current... it probably would require a dedicated type of charging circuit. But this would make recharging a car at such places not significantly more time consuming than filling up a car with gas, and would make owning an electric vehicle vastly more convenient than it currently is.

    2) Charging infrastructure needs to be ubquitous, so that if you can drive there in a regular vehicle, you should be able to get there and back in your electric car as well.

    3) The pricing structure for an electric car should be comparable to that of an otherwise similarly equipped gas-powered vehicle... and should not carry a premium cost that is almost equivalent to buying an additional automobile. Making them affordable, in addition to the other two points, will mean that there's no reason for people not to drive one.

    If or when Tesla, or any electric vehicle manufacturer, can hit all three of the above points, I'd dare say that the writing will finally be on the wall for the age of gasoline, and I think electric cars could outnumber gasoline vehicles on the road within a decade.

    1. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by rogoshen1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      from a previous story, how would you handle the quick charging of electric vehicles en masse? In the power grid's current form, this would probably end less than well. It'll be a long while until gasoline is so expensive that updating the power grid to handle electric cars makes sense.

      (IMHO) It's more likely that we'll see cars that become increasingly lighter, more fuel efficient, more hybridized (or similar to the volt in drivetrain).

      but the pure electric car isn't going to be ready until a) massive updates to the power grid b) swappable batteries c) battery tech that lets cars go 500-1000 miles on a charge.

    2. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      You put big honking (flow) batteries at the charge station. So you only run 0000 gauge wire from the station battery to the car battery.

      The charge station battery recharges at 400V 3 phase.

      Rotten kids will roll soda cans under cars while charging. Just to see the fireworks. They will try to ban aluminum containers before figuring out rotten kid proof connectors.

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    3. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by AaronW · · Score: 4, Informative

      1. While Tesla may not be able to charge in 10 minutes, they have been aggressively rolling out rapid charging with their superchargers. In their cross country trip they spent 20% of their time charging. In the next month or so they will be rolling out battery swapping between the Bay Area and LA. That takes about 90 seconds. When I drove to Reno from the Bay Area I stopped in Folsom long enough to get a burger. By the time I was done I had plenty of range to reach Reno. The hotel I stayed at had an RV park as well where I was able to plug in.

      2. The charging infrastructure is filling out quickly. Regular J1772 chargers are popping up everywhere. Furthermore, the Tesla model S comes with a charging adapter allowing charging at any NEMA 14-50 50A outlet which is quite common at RV parks as well as a 110v plug (which is almost useless since 110v charges so slow).

      3. The Tesla model S is priced similarly to other cars in its class. The model E is planned to be priced to cars similarly.

      Generally the charging time is not an issue. It takes me 5 seconds to plug in at night and 5 seconds to unplug in the morning. Basically I have a full charge every day (or in my case about 70% since it's easier on the battery).

      The existing and planned supercharger stations are shown at http://www.teslamotors.com/sup...

      They're first focusing on the major transportation corridors before branching out further. By the end of next year most of the US should be covered unless you're traveling off the beaten path. With the model X going in to production next year I expect them to add more chargers in more out of the way places. Tesla is also releasing an adapter for ChaDeMo and will release an adapter for the combo plug if and when it starts to be deployed (Tesla's signalling is already compatible with the combo plug).

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    4. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you need to go to their website and get just a few bits more informed before spewing garbage. just say'n

    5. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mybecq · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, make an electric car that has all the convenience of a gasoline car at the same price. Genius.

    6. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by rogoshen1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      those are called 'condoms'?

    7. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Livius · · Score: 2

      But a Tesla can be still viable in the short term, just not a complete transportation solution. For example, if a few times a year you expect to make a trip where there might not recharging facilities, just rent a car those few times.

    8. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by guru42101 · · Score: 1

      IMO the solution is to change it from charging the battery to swapping out the battery. The problem then is having a standardized battery configuration/connection and we all know how well standards go. The station can then charge for the electricity and expenses, including an amount to cover the occasional battery replacement.

    9. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Tesla has plans to add automated battery-swap stations to some of their superchargers. They've already demonstrated the swaps in a controlled environment (they put a battery swap station under a stage, drove a car on stage, swapped the battery, drove it off, drove another on, swapped it, drove it off), although it may have just been taking the battery off and putting the same one back on. All sedans they've sold to date are designed for battery swaps, and they plan to cost it out as an equivalent to what gasoline costs in the local market.

      In terms of reducing peak loads on the grid, they do have plans to combine grid storage with solar panels (how convenient, Musk has SolarCity building solar deployments and Tesla building battery factories), with the goal of having the superchargers produce more power than they consume.

    10. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by rsborg · · Score: 2

      Tesla has made an electric vehicle that doesn't make anyone with a sense of style want to puke, and that's a very good thing, but there's just a handful of things they need to do, IMO, to really knock the ball out of the park for electric cars:

      [... list of things that emphasize gas car and petroleum distribution benefits over electrics ...]

      If or when Tesla, or any electric vehicle manufacturer, can hit all three of the above points, I'd dare say that the writing will finally be on the wall for the age of gasoline, and I think electric cars could outnumber gasoline vehicles on the road within a decade.

      Here's a similar list of things that was "common wisdom" for other disruptive technologies:

      1) iPads (and tablets in general) will dominate over PCs once they solve the printing and windows compatibility problem (reality: even the latest tablets suck for these tasks, but PCs are in decline while tablets sales are set to overtake overall PC sales).
      2) Apple would dominate if they ever provide a mid-tower customizable Mac. (reality: Apple owns the $1000+ market for PCs and laptops, and their PC business is more profitable than the next three PC manufacturers combined)
      3) How can a smartphone without a keyboard succeed? Why would anyone buy one? (reality: 99% of smartphones today have on-screen keyboards)

      Common wisdom is myopic. Your points in general are all things that we enjoy today, but many folks would gladly give up one or all three of those current benefits for a car that can be bought without going to a dealer, accelerates like a bat out of hell and is smooth and silent and gets OTA software updates and support. Tesla intended to disrupt the market and looks like they're doing so very well.

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    11. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      but the pure electric car isn't going to be ready until a) massive updates to the power grid b) swappable batteries c) battery tech that lets cars go 500-1000 miles on a charge.

      Why the boolean logic?

      In case you hadn't noticed, pure electric cars are stomping the ever loving crap out of the luxury/performance car market. So long as the cars are selling at a growing pace, they are here to stay and are ready for the people who continue to buy them.

      And as long as this happens, manufacturers will make continuing improvements to the cars they make.

      A) The power grid is constantly being worked on. As people buy more cars, the grid will be upgraded to match demand.

      B) Swappable batteries might be one of those improvements. But they don't seem to be required, at least not yet.

      C) 1000 miles on a charge? Show me any common car that gets anything like that range.

      Lots of people expect the world to change all of a sudden. But it doesn't really. Instead, continuing incremental changes gradually make the world into a different place. Those incremental changes have rather drastically changed how people interact in just the 30 or so years that I can personally remember.

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    12. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      as well as a 110v plug (which is almost useless since 110v charges so slow).

      I admittedly don't regularly charge at home, only because we have free chargers at work (and I only do that 1-2 times a week).. But I still don't get this attitude.

      Plug in when you get home, your car is (at least partially -- e.g. for a Tesla) charged the next morning... cheaper than gas. Your car also has timers to charge, so you can make it only start charging at a certain time if you are on time of day pricing for electricity.

    13. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      1) One needs to be able to charge it quickly, perhaps with an upper limit of about 10 minutes or so,

      You don't really need this. When you have an electric car, you plug it in at home and recharge it overnight. Or at work, or some other convenient charging station when you're around town, once these become more ubiquitous. I don't know about you, but I only commute about 30 miles per day. I seriously doubt many people commute more than 100 per day.

      If you can afford a $65k-100k car, you very likely have a second car as well. If the second car is a gas car, as it likely is, you don't need extremely long range or fast charging times. Use the gas car for the occasional road trip, and use the Tesla (or other EV) for your daily errands and commutes.

      But you're right, once those three points are hit, gas cars are done for. But even before that, there's a market, I think, for people who might want an EV as one of their cars, to use for commuting. If Tesla or someone else made a small, inexpensive (relatively) EV with 100 or 120-mile range, there might be a lot of buyers interested in getting that as their commuter car.

    14. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      220V is better for several reasons; not only is it capable of higher currents (with US residential feeds), it's more efficient than 110V since 1) the voltage is higher so you get lower line losses and 2) you're not splitting 220V across a neutral tap on a transformer, and creating an unbalanced load.

    15. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Or, just use your second car. Seriously, how many people who shell out $75-100k for a car only have a single vehicle?

    16. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      1) iPads (and tablets in general) will dominate over PCs once they solve the printing and windows compatibility problem (reality: even the latest tablets suck for these tasks, but PCs are in decline while tablets sales are set to overtake overall PC sales).

      Tablets are outselling PCs because people already have PCs, and they aren't replacing them every 2-3 years like they did 10-15 years ago. PCs aren't getting noticeably faster, and software isn't getting horribly slower the way it used to, so everyone's just keeping what they have. This doesn't mean PCs are "dying". Go look at cars driving by you on the road; you'll see lots of people driving cars 10+ years old, since cars last a long time now. Are cars "dying"?

      but many folks would gladly give up one or all three of those current benefits for a car that can be bought without going to a dealer, accelerates like a bat out of hell and is smooth and silent and gets OTA software updates and support. Tesla intended to disrupt the market and looks like they're doing so very well.

      This is exactly correct. Plus, in the transition period, with so many households being dual-vehicle, it's quite likely many/most EV buyers would also own a gas car, probably less used. They'd use the EV for daily stuff, and the gas car for long trips. You don't really need to be able to drive cross-country in an EV.

    17. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To add a slightly older example:

      4) Cell phones will dominate over landlines once they solve the call audio quality problem. (reality: Cell phones are ubiquitous, and many people don't even bother having a landline, despite call quality being comparatively terrible.)

    18. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      pure electric cars are doing no such thing, at all. the absolute number of luxury cars vs pure electric.. really? For every Tesla (and that's who you're talking about in the pure electric space) you'll see hundreds of BMW, Mercedes, and their ilk.

      As for point C, 1k miles on a charge, I think that would be about the trade-off to justify a recharge time measured in hours (barring ubiquitous battery swapping services). In my gas powered car, i can drive about 450 miles, and then spend 15 minutes filling it up, where i can drive off into the sunset for another 450 miles. It's that level of convenience/range that people will need in order to get around that mental roadblock of range anxiety (even if the /current/ tesla specs more than meet their everyday driving needs.)

      Don't get me wrong, i'd love a tesla, and i like the idea of a pure electric (or at worst, a car with a Volt-like drivetrain.) -- I just don't think they're ready to completely overtake gasoline powered cars as the standard.

    19. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 1

      That's all very well and good if you are never planning on taking any road trips... if you ever want to travel, you are going to need another car anyways, and unless one is hemoraging wealth, it is more prudent for an individual to have only one automobile. It might as well be one that you can use wherever you want to go.

    20. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by adolf · · Score: 1

      Meh.

      I drive quite a lot, at least compared to most people I know around here. I drive an old, small, fun, reasonably efficient gas-burner. Lately, I've been doing about 700 miles a week, and I'm home every night.

      A Tesla would be awesome for this, if my current car weren't already so paid-for and weren't relatively cheap to maintain.

      Every now and then (once or twice a year on rough average), I do drive more than 450 miles at a stretch. Filling up in minutes instead of hours is admittedly very handy.

      But for a long trip, I can just rent something more appropriate. No big deal.

      I made a conscious decision a long time ago that I didn't need to own a truck because I can always have Big, Heavy Things delivered, or just rent something more appropriate. ("Renting something more appropriate" usually means renting a truck by the hour from Lowes/Home Depot, but has also included U-Haul box trucks of various sizes. Either is economical and easy compared to owning, driving, insuring, maintaining...etc...a truck of my own.)

      If I were in car-buying mode I could very easily decide that I don't need a gas tank, and that a Tesla would be a perfect fit.

      If the Tesla is cheap to drive (it seems to be), and fun and comfortable (no stated complaints there that I've ever read), than yeah: A range of a few hundred miles would be perfect for the vast majority of my driving.

      Sure, I'll occasionally need something else: But that's what rental agencies (and friends!) are for. ("Hey, you want to use my Tesla this week while I take your Honda to Florida for a week?")

      So...*shrug*

    21. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that these first two are things people *think* they need when comparing for purchase. Those are the things we *thought* we might miss when we bought a tesla and a leaf. 5mo in on the leaf and 4mo on the Tesla (and no gas cars) and we have changed our driving style and love it. Charge the leaf nightly on a trickle charge (commuter car), charge the tesla up to 70% every 3rd day. After a month, plugging in when we got home is just like parking in the garage -- some day it will be wireless charging and it WILL be just parking in the garage (they were doing some fancy things with manhole covers and parking spots with trials in new York for delivery vehicles I thought...). They don't have to fight range capability as much as they have to fight range worries. Even then, I've found the charging infra around here for tesla-only (superchargers) is great along corridors, the public infrastructure for all EVs is great for a random top-up, the ability to charge at home is awesome, and when in a pinch, check out http://www.plugshare.com.

      Price, yeah, that has to come down, but the E class will put it in the range of many more buyers even if there is still a premium.

    22. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many cars will actually need that daily quick charge load - if people are charging at night it might end up meaning a more consistent grid load, and less 'refueling' during the day except those on road trips. So, how much gas station traffic is road trip traffic, and how much is 'out of gas after 5 days around town, time to fill up' traffic?

      I think it is going to be incredibly interesting when electric cars start overshadowing gas and the gas station infrastructure starts to fail. So many intersections with a different station on each corner. They'll start to close, then you'll have a few in town and suddenly it will be inconvenient for the *gas* cars to find that ubiquitous infrastructure they currently enjoy. We'll have our merged electric/gas stations on long travel corridors maybe, with a lot of gas station wasteland in town.

    23. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      One needs to be able to charge it quickly, perhaps with an upper limit of about 10 minutes or so, sufficiently to go approximately as far as one could expect go on a tank of gas in a typical car of today. [...] this would make recharging a car at such places not significantly more time consuming than filling up a car with gas, and would make owning an electric vehicle vastly more convenient than it currently is.

      It would be interesting to see how much time the average gasoline-car owner spends refueling his car (including the time spent driving to and from the gas station, waiting in line, etc) vs the time the average electric-car owner spends waiting for his car to recharge. I wouldn't be surprised if the electric cars are already ahead in this respect, if only because they can "refuel" while their owners are asleep at night.

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    24. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really get higher currents with 220V? In that case you forgot the main benefit: You get double the energy at the same current.

    25. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      Excellent summary of conventional wisdom. Emphasis is on the *conventional* part rather than wisdom part. Tesla has shown that conventional wisdom is often wrong. The situation is ripe for changing.

      The automobile is the second most expensive things 95% of the consumers buy, after their home. The car is not driven for 95% of its life. 15000 miles a year, 50 mph speed, works out to 300 hours of driving a year, or less than 1 hour a day. The time between trips is long enough for recharging at home for 95% of the trips. Consumer attitude can change very rapidly but the car replacement cycle is typically 4 to 6 years. You don't need the second car to be a gasoline car. This reality will sink in. After losing 50% of the market to electrics, with similar production sizes, economies of scale and amortizations electrics will pose a very significant challenge in the "at least the first car must be gasoline car" segment.

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    26. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      from a previous story, how would you handle the quick charging of electric vehicles en masse?

      The best way is probably battery-swapping. Right now battery tech is moving too quickly for it to make sense to come up with a cross-platform standard for batteries. But when that happens, I suspect that EV battery ownership will largely be a thing of the past, and that the majority of EV owners will join a battery co-op.

      battery tech that lets cars go 500-1000 miles on a charge.

      You don't need this if you have quick charge/swap. And even if you had it, you would need significant charging and infrastructure improvements to make use of it. "Normal" cars generally have less than 400 miles of range, so if you can solve the charging problem you've solved the whole problem.

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    27. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's irrelevant. The issue is how much power you get with the available feeds. 220V has different feeds available than 110V, and much, much larger ones. With 110V, you're limited to 15A for most circuits, and 20A for some (like the one going to the washing machine). I don't think there's a such thing as a 30A 110V circuit in residential wiring. However, there's 30A and 50A (IIRC) feeds available with 220V. HVAC systems usually have large feeds like that available to them.

      So with, for instance, a 30A feed, not only are you getting double the voltage, you're getting double the current of a normal 110V circuit, so that's 4 times the power.

    28. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You don't think people who can afford $75-100k for a car normally have two or more cars anyway? Single under-30 guys aren't Tesla's target market; the people who buy cars like this are older and married. Married people who can afford $100k cars do not make-do with a single car.

      It's amazing how out-of-touch you Slashdotters are.

    29. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 1

      You can't use a Tesla to travel 1200 km in one day... if you get an early start, you can do that quite easily in a conventional car, even including stops for gas, bathroom breaks, and meals (I do this every few years, in fact, whenever I travel across country to visit family). A great deal about owning your own car is about having the personal freedom to go anywhere you choose, and to do so entirely on your own schedule otherwise one may as well just rent a vehicle when they need one and spend a lot less money). I don't want to own two cars, so I will own one car that gets me absolutely everywhere that I might want to be, with the advantage that I don't have to rent a second car if I want to go anywhere outside of commuting range. If you think that this view puts me in the minority, well... let the figures for the number of electric vehicles on the road vs gasoline cars tell the real story.

      I have no doubt that the E model will attract many more buyers.... but it's not going to put the final writing on the wall for gasoline cars. I'd expect it's not even going to make a statistically significant difference in the number of EV's vs gasoline cars on the road. I would love almost nothing more than to live to see the end of that hundred plus year era of the gasoline automobile, and Tesla, or any other current or future EV company accomplishing all of what I've mentioned above could probably achieve that.

    30. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you missed one of the points that I had mentioned, above, where I suggested that it would be most beneficial if an EV did *NOT* carry such a high premium. If a married couple is wanting to own two cars anyways, two vehicles that they can comfortably afford that both do everything that they need is going to make more sense than one vehicle that is so expensive that owning a second one, if they even still can, means having to settle for something that doesn't meet all of their needs at all, or buying a piece of crap car that they risk not even lasting until they finish paying it off.

    31. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? It's not at all uncommon for married couples to have two cars which are wildly different from each other. Haven't you seen couples where the wife drives some nice, new(er), fancy car, and the husband drives some old POS beater to work? Or where one drives a small econo or sporty car, and the other drives a van or SUV? Why wouldn't it be normal for (while EVs still have limited range and recharging on trips is a PITA) couples to have one nice EV for driving around town, and one possibly somewhat older gas car for the occasional long trip and for one of the partners to drive?

      Or, they could have 2 EVs, and a third gas car reserved solely for longer trips. It's not that uncommon for families to have a third car. I knew a bunch of middle-class families while growing up who had three, one rarely used. Or, people could just rent a car. How often do you drive that far away anyway? A few times a year? Enterprise will even bring your rental car to you.

    32. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Or, they could have 2 EVs, and a third gas car reserved solely for longer trips.

      Or... for *WAY* less money, they could just have two cars that they can use for anything that they want, and not bother owning something they hardly ever use.

      Which is my entire point.

    33. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 1

      C) 1000 miles on a charge? Show me any common car that gets anything like that range.

      One can easily drive 1000 miles in a single day in a conventional vehicle. Of course, one will have to stop for gas along the way, of course, but a fill-up on gasoline only takes a few minutes, compared to several hours for a battery recharge.

    34. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting approach to what was actually a very well-presented argument... discounting the argument by saying "that's not important", without actually saying *why* it's not important. Clearly it's not important to you, but equally clearly, it's important to the above poster... what makes your opinion more valid than the alternative? And personally, I'd dare say that it's actually also important to most people or else the notion of range anxiety wouldn't be a serious problem in the first place, as the poster stated.

    35. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Why? Right now, Teslas are expensive, because Musk is working from high-profit cars on down. He's got plans for Teslas at $30K, and I'm not betting he won't make them. At that point, it would make a great deal of sense to get rid of the Civic, keep the Mazda 5, and buy a Tesla. My wife and I need one car each for our work, but we don't both go on separate road trips independently. Whoever's out of town takes the Mazda, and if one of us stays behind that's fine for the Tesla. (It would make even more sense when a reasonable number of charging stations get set up around here.)

      You're missing the fact that we need only one vehicle capable of cross-country travel.

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    36. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Common mistake when thinking about EV charging. Most people very rarely fast charge their vehicles. Most top-up over night at home, or while at work, or in the car park when out shopping. Most people make short journeys anyway. It's not like petrol where you can only fill up at a special filling station and only go there when you are on empty, instead you can top up almost anywhere and rarely need to add tens of kilowatts in a short space of time.

      In other words we will never see millions of cars fast charging at the same time. As the infrastructure gets better the need for fast charging will decrease even further. If you need to drive 200 miles to your destination but then plan to spend several hours shopping or stay overnight, in the future you will be able to use that time for charging so no supercharger required. Right now you can't be sure if charging will be on offer, but in a decade or two it will be pretty much universal wherever you park cars.

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    37. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      1) One needs to be able to charge it quickly, perhaps with an upper limit of about 10 minutes or so, sufficiently to go approximately as far as one could expect go on a tank of gas in a typical car of today.

      Most people don't need that. Gas tanks are sized the way they are because you have to go to a special filling station to put more fuel in, not because most people need to drive 300 miles without stopping. With an EV you can just top it up at home or at work, rarely ever doing a full charge. On a long trip a 30-50 minute break every 4 or 5 hours is necessary for your own health and safety, so charging doesn't really add anything to your journey time.

      (cue responses from people who claim to drive for 8 hours solid with a only 5 minute gas/bathroom stop perfectly safely five days a week, as if that somehow matters for a mass market consumer product)

      2) Charging infrastructure needs to be ubquitous, so that if you can drive there in a regular vehicle, you should be able to get there and back in your electric car as well.

      That seems to be the case already.

      (cue responses from some people who found a route that an EV can't do, as if it matters for most drivers who live places where the Tesla can get them pretty much anywhere)

      3) The pricing structure for an electric car should be comparable to that of an otherwise similarly equipped gas-powered vehicle...

      The Model S is cheaper than similar sedans, when you consider fuel and maintenance costs. At worst it is similarly priced. The main issue is the up-front layout, and you do have a point there.

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    38. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by adolf · · Score: 1

      It's a perfectly cromulent approach in that it offers solutions to the perceived problems.

      "Nails are hard to use because I keep breaking bricks on them" is an obviously silly thing to say when hammers are cheap and available.

      Likewise, "Teslas are hard to use because they take forever to recharge, and only go a few hundred miles" is also a silly thing to say when other tools are readily available, especially since most people don't drive more than a couple of hundred miles round-trip on a regular basis and normally come home every night.

      It's a matter of using the right tool for the job. I don't need to drive a car every day that can do anything, and most other people don't either.

      I'm not going to explain why it's better to use a hammer, or the proper application of a wrench. Their relative merits are implicit.

    39. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Most people (not all, but most), I'd dare say, don't want to own an extra vehicle that they only use when making extended trips, and don't want to deal with renting a vehicle if they can just as easily own one, spending a loss less money than they would spend buying an EV.

    40. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Most people don't need that

      Irrelevant. It is what most people want, or else range anxiety would be a non-issue.

      [ubiquitous charging] seems to be the case already

      Only near very metropolitan areas. If you are needing to drive rural for any real stretch, then there's a problem. Sure that's not most people, but take a guess how many cars there are on rural roads every single day? It's not exactly a small numbeer

      The Model S is cheaper than similar sedans

      The model S costs $80k... which is a good $30k or more than what one could spend on a brand new car that is just as good in terms of features, but may not carry any sort of status symbol or prestige with it. Hell, it's $50k more than the most expensive car that I ever bought.

    41. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by metaforest · · Score: 1

      One of my clients has both a Tesla and a ICE vehicle. After one trip he made, with me present, he was muttering under his breath.... should have taken the Tesla..... just wasted gas for no reason. It is way more cost effective to charge a Tesla than to put gas in an ICE vehicle.

    42. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by adolf · · Score: 1

      Ah, now we've officially extended the discussion to broad generalizations.

      Most people (not all, but most), I'd day say, have families and already have two vehicles in the household. Using a particular one to use when making extended trips, and either one for everything else, is not an absurd proposition.

    43. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Even in families, the general trend is still going to be not having more than one vehiicle per licensed driver in the family. If one is going to own a car in the first place, why spend a lot more money on a car that does what you need most of the time when you can spend a lot less money on a car that will do what you need *all* of the time?

    44. Re:Tesla needs just a few more things by adolf · · Score: 1

      Oh, so it's really just about cost, then. Why would anyone buy a Mercedez-Benz or even a Cadillac when Hyundai makes much cheaper vehicles that are just as good for normal driving?

      Tesla currently produces only rather opulent and luxurious vehicles that are full of neat features which (strictly speaking) are not necessary. And they're priced accordingly.

      Most people don't buy cars that do what they need because most people aren't engineers. Most people just buy cars that they like, want and can afford.

      And just as some people like, want, and can afford a Bugatti Veyron or a McLaren, some people like, want, and can afford a Tesla. Or a wicked-fast Camaro. Or an M5 (which is actually a fantastic, though pricey, family sedan). Or a Shelby SuperSnake. Or whatever (including a Tesla).

      Corollarily, if most people bought exactly what they needed, most people would be driving small, efficient sedans or coupes, or larger, also efficient, minivans. Most people don't do that.

  16. Mercedes shouldn't talk. by geekmux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "...Tesla's stores and go-to servicing can't handle high demands. Naturally he said Mercedes has the "whole network" to put customers minds' at ease."

    Yes, I feel so much more at ease knowing there is an entire network of highly trained and certified rip-off artists across the country ready to turn my $35,000 Mercedes into a $60,000 pain-in-the-ass when it breaks down and needs to visit a "certified" repair shop.

    "There is a reason that Jim Rogers drove around the world in a Mercedes."

    Uh, yeah, a one-of-a-kind purpose-built Mercedes counts about as much as an army tank in this discussion. If you want to make claims about traversing the globe, impress me with an actual product demonstration, not a bullshit one. I would hope one would be able to traverse the globe in a custom-built vehicle that likely exceeded $500K in total costs, regardless of who built it.

    1. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by fishybell · · Score: 2
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    2. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

      What Mercedes did you but for $35K? In the US there are only a couple of models that start that low. I spend about $5K a year on service and tires. Anything other than routine service is under warranty. It's actually pretty reasonable for an $85K car.

    3. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to that link, those brand new customized BMWs broke down multiple times. At the least the final gear in the shaft drive didn't blow on ayn of them, as they were prone to do on that drivetrain.

    4. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Anything other than routine service is under warranty.

      At $5K a year for service and tires (I mean, holy $#!+!), I should bloody well hope so.

    5. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by mirix · · Score: 1

      To be fair, there are a lot of W123 mercs rolling around the most backwater parts of earth, with little maintenance, going on 40 years straight now. Often under taxi duty and other hard service, routinely overloaded.

      The diesel variants are known to break a million or two miles, and are the first thing that comes to mind when I think of "most reliable car".

      On the other hand, I don't think newer MB is built quite as well... Maybe just more complicated and much more to fail, but I think less over-engineered as well.

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    6. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMW R1150GS Adventure

      Real riders know that a KTM 950/990 is a far superior bike for adventure riding. Charley Boorman
      wanted KTMs for the trip he did with Ewan, but KTM refused to give them free bikes,
      so they settled for BMW bikes because BMW did give them free bikes. This was a marketing coup
      for BMW but in no way proves that BMW is the best machine for a round the world ride.

      I have ridden all the bikes in the BMW GS line and I wouldn't keep one if it was given to me.
      I have been riding for 45 years, and I spend my own money to buy a KTM, because KTM
      builds the best bike in the world for adventure riding. A KTM is so much better than a BMW
      that there is simply no comparison.

      Seriously, the BMW GS is one of the most over rated machines in the motorcycle world.
      Only a person who has a profound lack of knowledge and experience would consider a BMW
      GS as a first choice for a round the world bike. The popularity of the BMW GS is similar to
      the popularity of Budweiser. There are a lot of people who don't know any better so they
      make poor buying decisions.

    7. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      What Mercedes did you but for $35K? In the US there are only a couple of models that start that low. I spend about $5K a year on service and tires. Anything other than routine service is under warranty. It's actually pretty reasonable for an $85K car.

      Wow, so over the next 10 years your $85,000 Mercedes will only cost you another $50,000 in maintenance costs while depreciating to a value far less than most new cars. Gee, and think of the savings on top of that for premium fuel, as I'm certain a car that luxurious wouldn't dream of drinking that layman-grade 87-octane shit.

      Yes, I understand clearly now. Apparently the more you pay for a car the less your ability to understand what "reasonable" is.

      And I never purchased a $35,000 Mercedes, or any Mercedes for that matter, for I am one who still feels the need to be sensible with money, regardless of income. I only used that as an example because that is what they are claiming they can price a Mercedes at these days. In the meantime, you offer hardcore proof of exactly how much of a "bargain" Mercedes ownership really is.

    8. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

      The speed rated performance tires are $400 a piece and only last about 35K miles if you don't abuse them. If you drive hard you can really go through the tires.

    9. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Mercedes tried to learn how to run their lines faster from Chrysler.

      They will be years unlearning all the bad things from that.

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    10. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      To be fair, there are a lot of W123 mercs rolling around the most backwater parts of earth, with little maintenance, going on 40 years straight now. Often under taxi duty and other hard service, routinely overloaded.

      The last Mercedes built like that was the W126. I have a 1982 W126 300SD, with the OM617.951A... and with the 951B turbo from an '85. You wind up replacing suspension stuff about as much as any other car, but the control arms are actually quite inexpensive. I'm about to do them as soon as I get a spring compressor.

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    11. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

      I never said it was a bargain but it's incredibly safe, comfortable, and enjoyable to drive. All that makes it worth the money to me. The cost is well within my budget and is likely a lower percentage of my income than most folks spend on their car. At a certain point you actually get to spend money on what you want, not just on what is sensible.

    12. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      My $8k used Volvo is incredibly safe, comfortable, and enjoyable to drive, and didn't cost much more than you spend per year on your ridiculous car's maintenance.

    13. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. Continue being a broke asshole. As a guy with a $135,000 Maserati, 5k/year in service would be nice. Guess what, enjoyable cars are expensive. Not everyone is some geek technophile who wants a soulless EV.

    14. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      I watched a little of that Long Way Round show. All I could think was, how lame it is that they did the whole thing with a truck trailing them with supplies and stuff in case they broke down. What a pussy way to ride a motorcycle around the world. Perhaps they should have just put the bikes up on the pickup truck bed and sat on them while being driven around the world. Would have been just about as authentic.

    15. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot. Continue being a broke asshole. As a guy with a $135,000 Maserati, 5k/year in service would be nice. Guess what, enjoyable cars are expensive. Not everyone is some geek technophile who wants a soulless EV.

      You're an idiot and, a rich asshole with no taste to boot. $135k for a Maserati? I think a movie quote here is apropos: you are "a self-indulgent wiener with too much bloody money." Spend your money better, and buy yourself some taste.

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    16. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot. Continue being a broke asshole. As a guy with a $135,000 Maserati, 5k/year in service would be nice. Guess what, enjoyable cars are expensive. Not everyone is some geek technophile who wants a soulless EV.

      Because I don't blow my money on stupidly expensive vehicles, I am far from broke.

      And somehow in my simple life, I find I still smile. A lot. Particularly at morons like you who end up going broke attempting to present and preserve their image in the form of superficial toys that are almost as expensive to maintain as the brainless plastic barbie girl who values them over a personality.

      And you, want to attempt to call me soulless. Right.

    17. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $5k/year for service and tires is an absolute rip-off.

      I have a truck (big expensive tires) with a 4WD differential (basically a second transmission with even touchier fluid change requirements) and I probably only spend a tenth of that on service and tires, when averaged across the time-frame it takes to need new tires (about 5 years). That differential needs a fluid change every 15k miles, and it's $250 each time. An oil change is $40, every 6k miles. Tires are $950 for a set. A regular transmission purge, every 30k miles, is $180.

      So by the 5-year/60k mile mark, it cost me a total of around $3000 (there's an extra differential fluid change for the break-in period at 6k, so an extra of those $250's). That's $600/year.

      By 10-years/120k miles, there's a brake job ($300) and possibly a few miscellaneous interior repairs, because accidents happen. So call it $7000/10-years. That's still a lot less than $5k/year.

      Your Mercedes is a money-pit. You should get rid of it and get something that isn't a complete waste of money. Or, you can enjoy your car, but leave the rest of us alone because we don't share your enthusiasm for having money extracted from our wallets.

    18. Re:Mercedes shouldn't talk. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I bought a used, formerly $70k Audi A8Q. Leaking from every pore. If you don't wrench you can't own an old German car, it will fucking rob you blind. This ain't cheap as it is, but it's a shitpot more car than I could get from a stealership for the same money.

      I have the full service history (with receipts) for this car. It has had practically everything done, down to a new transmission. Had a timing belt 50k ago but the coolant wasn't properly maintained so the water pump failed, so I just did one of those.

      Basically, german cars have been unreliable as shit since the 1990s, when they went full-balls-electronic. Before that, they really really cared. Features like snap-together connectors with soldered-on pins, that you could order separately and cheaply (packets of pins, individual connector shells) and easily replace in the workshop. Now you need a $2k kit to service all the different snap-together connectors. Instead of putting the connectors someplace sensible and protected, now they're just all waterproof connectors. So when you get some kind of fluid leak other than coolant, now you get a terrible mess that you get to clean up with about four different solvents.

      If you're not wealthy or a mechanic you can't afford to own a German car.

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  17. Hmmm by Severus+Snape · · Score: 1

    Maybe the relationship is over and Mercedes is feeling a little bitter?

    1. Re:Hmmm by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

      Maybe the relationship is over and Mercedes is feeling a little bitter?

      What Mercedes needs is a non-committal rebound relationship with a cute exotic Asian carmaker.

      They seem to be questioning their identity, so maybe a discrete hook-up with a Tata Daewoo ladyboy?

    2. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They seem to be questioning their identity, so maybe a discrete hook-up with a Tata Daewoo ladyboy?

      You seem to be projecting your own faggot fantasies on a company.

      This is both twisted and stupid.

      Have you considered suicide ? In your case it would be your chance to
      make the world a batter place.

  18. Sour Grapes by turgid · · Score: 1

    Like, about a million years ago or something.

    Times change, the world moves on.

  19. Squeeze This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about anyone else, but I can absolutely say with certainty that I hate having my balls squeezed at the gas pump every time I go to fill up my gas guzzling piece of crap van by these greedy bastards casually price fixing every gallon. My money would be all in with Tesla, [if I had money], not some other ball busting corporation that can't get its head out of its ass.

    1. Re:Squeeze This by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      You must feel like a pretty big idiot for buying a gas guzzler cap van then. Why people buy gas inefficient vehicles and then whine about the price of gas is something that I simply cannot fathom.

  20. Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He drives around the world just to get his stupid name on the record books. I bet when he gets home, he just leaves the car running because what does he care about waste or the environment. Sounds like a selfish asshole to me...and thank you Slashdot for promoting shit like him.

    1. Re:Waste by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      He drives around the world just to get his stupid name on the record books.

      Nah, look at the kind of books he has written. He probably did this so he can make money on the speaking circuit.

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  21. Where is your model S competitor... by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

    Here are several in various price ranges.

    http://www5.mercedes-benz.com/...

    1. Re:Where is your model S competitor... by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      That B-class electirc drive looks hideous. That's why Tesla is getting a lot of notice right now. Their cars actually have style to them, not just the generic electric/hybrid look.

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    2. Re:Where is your model S competitor... by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

      If you want style you buy the S class. The B class is supposed to be an affordable econobox.

    3. Re:Where is your model S competitor... by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      If you want style you buy the S class. The B class is supposed to be an affordable econobox.

      That's the point though. People have shown they want affordable to also look good. That is why the road isn't covered with Priuses and SmartCars. I really think Tesla will be the first company to actually combine affordable, hybrid/electric, and asthetically pleasing. This is the modern day equivalent of Ford saying people can have the Model T in any color they want so long as it's black; the car manufacturers are saying you can have any cheap electric car as long as it looks like that.

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    4. Re:Where is your model S competitor... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Toilets (western style) all function more or less the same, hence they have to look similar.

      Same with econoboxes. Four seats, crumple zones. Not much room left for creativity.

      When they try to get creative you end up with abominations like the new 'beetle' and Fiat '500'.

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    5. Re:Where is your model S competitor... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The newest Prius doesn't look bad at all. However, it's made by Toyota, which has been shown to be incompetent at developing safety-critical firmware.

      The SmartCars are butt-ugly, however. And it too little cargo space. The Prius at least seats 4 and has a nice hatchback layout with tons of cargo space.

    6. Re:Where is your model S competitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Toilets (western style) all function more or less the same, hence they have to look similar.

      Elongated, regular. Pull chain, lever, push button. High tank, regular tank, short tank, no tank. High pressure water, pressurized water, gravity flush. Mascerating, non-mascerating. Musical, non-musical. Silent close seat, non-silent close seat. Seat lid, no seat lid, no seat at all. Built in bidet and freshner, freshner only, nothing.

      Multiply those together and you get 5184 combinations of just features. I haven't even mentioned colours, hardware selection, or shapes, or even if the outline of the pipes shows. Heck, you can double that number if you like by adding in the fake flush sound feature that exists on some toilets. Double it again for wall-hung vs. floor mounted. And double it one more time for one vs two piece.

      I imagine if you throw in those extra choices we could easily get into 1 million+ possibilities available right now.

      No, all western style toilets do not need to look the same. Here's one you could have in your house today... tell me if it looks like every other toilet you've used in someone's house:

      http://www.totousa.com/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=630

    7. Re:Where is your model S competitor... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      If you want style you buy the S class. The B class is supposed to be an affordable econobox.

      "The price in Germany will be 416,500 euros (US$ 535,869)" - Gizmag

      The only car they showed which looks remotely decent was the prototype of a half-million dollar AMG supercar. No wonder they're worried.

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    8. Re:Where is your model S competitor... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      And econoboxes have different grills, door handle styles and optional upgrades seats. Which amount to the kind of differences you quote.

      You are clearly hung up on surface level.

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  22. Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bill. by GeoffreyShmigelsky · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My transmission on a Mercedes 2011 GLK SUV just died. The repair cost is $12,000, its almost not worth repairing.

    Unfortunately its not covered by warranty - cut off at 80,000 km, we have 83,000 km.

    Ironically, just this afternoon I spent 30 minutes on the phone with Tesla to discussing ordering my replacement vehicle. Needless to say:

    New Mercedes cancelled.
    New Tesla imminent.


    Will be here in July.

    Maybe Mercedes should focus of the reliability of their transmissions vs focusing on competitors. I will never buy another Mercedes - ever.

    PS: You would think having purchased 4 vehicles from Mercedes and plans for another, that would mean something. But you would be wrong. Their side of the story - we were late for our Series A service - hence tough luck.

  23. Allow Me To Translate That! by JimSadler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What he really should have said is all automakers are frightened to death by Tesla and embarrassed beyond all bounds that they did not create Tesla's products. Obviously there is a conspiracy afoot to stop Tesla in its tracks as every state that Tesla sells in has suits claiming that they should not be allowed to exist. The industry is reacting as if Tesla had invented a car that could run for free on a drop of water. The powers that be see the handwriting on the wall and they are have a fit.

    1. Re:Allow Me To Translate That! by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      You always know who someone's competitors are by whom they attack and the measure of how threatened they feel by how aggressive and unscrupulous they do so.

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  24. Doesn't get it by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    Once players such as Mercedes and Porsche enter the luxury electric vehicle market, he questions whether Tesla will be able to maintain its current, growing success.

    Tesla isn't aiming to be in the luxury market. They will be gradually reducing the price of new models until they are affordable for non-rich people. If Tesla can deliver a superior product for less than a Merc where do you think consumers will go?

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    1. Re:Doesn't get it by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Tesla isn't aiming to be in the luxury market.

      They're not aiming to be there because they're already there. And it tends to be a lucrative market to be in, because those models attract people who will pay a lot for options.

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  25. So Mercedes is moving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Mercedes is moving from the "then they laugh at you" to the "then they fight you" stage? Or is it from the "first they ignore you" to the "then they laugh at you" stage?

    If the latter, that sounds like nervous laughter.

  26. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

    Thats why all my services are pre-paid and I have an extended warranty. Paying for the service visits in advance saved me about 40%.

  27. Too Pretty to Replace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, that's their impression.

    The simple notion that it a "station charger" for a Teslas is impossible - and adaptable from existing tech - is really too ignorant to bear further comment.

  28. He can talk the talk.... by Dega704 · · Score: 1

    This would be hard to take seriously even if it wasn't peppered with so many canned marketing buzzwords. Even if another automaker manages to outdo Tesla (highly unlikely at the rate they are going), it will only be because Tesla blazed the trail that terrifies the existing automakers so much that they wouldn't venture it even when GM had a perfectly good all-electric vehicle over two freaking decades ago. I hope Tesla buries all of them, and Mercedes would be a good start.

  29. uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty sure a little negative spin isn't going to hurt electric cars much.

  30. I'm laughing at Mercedes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see. instant acceleration. very few moving parts to break down, i guess the battery will wear out in a hundred thousand miles, but a robot can swap in a new battery. a very quiet engine at highway speeds. no expensive gasoline. refueling anywhere there is electricity. under $100 thousand. Mercedes' cars are known for breaking down... i think mercedes is screwed.

  31. He should be nervous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mercedes should be nervous. After all, Tesla is probably the only automobile company who's CEO has his own private ICBM factory.

    (Okay, technically the Space-X Falcon series are launchers, not ICBMs. Tomayto, tomahto.)

    1. Re:He should be nervous. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Short Oracle. Ellison won't be able to stand another CEO having ICBMs. He will focus the whole company on arming his hidden fortress with better ICBMs.

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    2. Re:He should be nervous. by ButchDeLoria · · Score: 1

      Until in comes saboteur Poettering, who proceeds to install systemd on all the ICBMs and renders them inoperable with binary logs and scope creep.

  32. Missing context.... by ianm.phil · · Score: 4, Interesting

    New Mercedes electric minivan has a Tesla touch
    Apr 17 2014, 08:04 ET

            Mercedes-Benz (DDAIF) has started production of an electric B-class minivan.
            Tesla Motors (TSLA) is providing the 28kWh lithium-ion battery and electric motor for the line.
            The model will go on sale this summer in the U.S.

    http://seekingalpha.com/news/1...

    1. Re:Missing context.... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      What a joke. A 28kWh battery for a minivan. The smallest one you can buy a Model S with is more than twice that size. Just shows how far, far away Mercedes is from delivering an EV to rival Tesla's.

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  33. Mercedes, BMW engineers are dimwits. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Informative
    These guys were having pissing contest about 0 to 60 mph times. Fighting for fractions of seconds. Both companies were making engines bigger and bigger in an effort to shave a few milliseconds. They have gone far beyond the point of marginal returns. Their hot rods were merely some skin strapped on to these enormous engines.

    Not a single one of them thought of adding an electric motor to go from 0 to 2 mph.Going from 2 mph to 60 using IC engines would be a cinch. They could reduce the weight of the engine, they did not have to engneer them to have enough torque at the low end to get the car off to start. The optimization curves will be totally different, and they could have gotten whole seconds shaved off. Like Tesla showed them when it debuted.

    They saw diesel electric locomotives replace steam engines in just one decade in 1950s. They know how well electric motors work as traction motors. We are not talking about battery cars, electric cars or even hybrids. Simple lead-acid battery with enough juice to pull the car from rest to 2mph may be five times. Total battery capacity less than half a mile of range. This they could have done back in the 1960s. They could have had the bragging rights on the quarter mile time and 0 to 60 time pissing contests. But no. They did not think of strapping a small motor to remove the low end torque requirement in their ic engines.

    They were very straight jacketed think with in the box conformists. May be these mechanical engineers hated the electrical engineers and did not want them anywhere near their crown jewel the power train of the automobile.

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    1. Re:Mercedes, BMW engineers are dimwits. by Animats · · Score: 2

      They saw diesel electric locomotives replace steam engines in just one decade in 1950s.

      The reason was different. Diesels cost about 3x as much as steam locomotives pre-WWII. But by the 1950s, diesel engine manufacturing was a production line process and the price had come down.

      The real advantage of diesel over steam was that steam locomotives are incredible maintenance-intensive. Here's daily maintenance. That's what had to be done every day, by a whole crew. That's just daily. Here's 120,000 mile maintenance, done about once a year for a road locomotive. This isn't an oil change; this is a full teardown, boiler replacement, and rebuild.

      Electric cars don't have that big an edge over IC engines at this point.

    2. Re:Mercedes, BMW engineers are dimwits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMW? Where's that coming from? The BMW i3 is probably the best non-Tesla electric car at the moment. And hot-rodding? That's not the points of BMWs. They're a German company, they don't care all too much about straight-line performance. Handling is at least as relevant. Plus they have no speed limits on the Autobahn, so top speed performance is another relevant benchmark to them.

      That's also one of the reasons why Tesla surprisingly does better in the USA than in Europe. You'd expect that the smaller distances in Europe would benefit Tesla, but those cars are quite heavy by European standards. Handling just isn't as sharp as it ought to be.

    3. Re:Mercedes, BMW engineers are dimwits. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      I am a BMW owner and am planning to replace my Prius with i3. My biggest beef is: No body thought of replacing the first gear with electric motors. Electric motors produce maximum torque at zero rpm. IC engines can not run below a certain RPM. Reducing the operating RPM range of IC engines gives the engineers to maximize other things like power or fuel economy or throttle response etc. The torque convertor, slipping clutch and other purely mechanical solutions posed constraints on the IC engine.

      A pure electric first gear would marry the best torque range of electric motors would free the IC engine of its low end torque requirements. No battery, no regenerative braking or fancy nancy stuff. Just a super sized alternator and a supersized starting motor, some mechanical linkages, clutches to get the damned car to second gear speed. Subaru is apparently coming out with something like this.

      I know I am playing the Monday morning quarterback with 20-20 hindsight. But I am not a professional auto engineer. I am just a run of the mill rocket scientist. They should have seen it. They should have at least produce experimental concept cars like that.

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    4. Re:Mercedes, BMW engineers are dimwits. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No battery, no regenerative braking or fancy nancy stuff.

      I think you will find that batteries are still required.

      Just a super sized alternator and a supersized starting motor, some mechanical linkages, clutches to get the damned car to second gear speed. Subaru is apparently coming out with something like this.

      Subaru built a prototype where they replaced the torque converter between the engine and a tiptronic slushbox with an electric motor. Because the engine is not run by fluid, it's much more responsive and basically eliminates the problems with a slushbox, and it also provides motive starting force and performs regenerative braking for all four wheels. Presumably they'll need to use 2-way limited slip in all differentials for that to work properly. The Germans seem to have largely gone to using Torsen differentials (which are generally two-way) and solving their problems with ABS. Sadly, the ABS modules are made by Bosch...

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  34. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight. Mercedes expects their cars to crap out nearly the moment they drive off the lot and they will happily sell you a subsidy to cover their cost on a warranting the vehicle you purchased? Holy sh*t that's quite a business model, sign me up!.

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  35. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by mojo-raisin · · Score: 1

    Ha. That really rocks.

    I'm saving up for a cheaper Tesla model (or used Model S) in 2017. If my Audi makes it that long. The automatic transmission sometimes forgets which gear it's in, and can't shift anymore. As Teslas are single gear-direct drive, they don't have that problem.

    Congrats!

  36. So they have some insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're saying they have some insight ...

  37. Jim Rogers is a fucking lightweight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a whole family (yes, kids and all) that has travelled the world in a mostly stock 1928 Graham Paige.

    Jim Rogers wasn't brave enough to do the same thing unless he spent a million bucks on a ridiculous custom built SUV first. What a joke.

  38. I bought my first Mercedes... by MadMartigan2001 · · Score: 1

    about 7 years ago; SLK 350. It was plagued with lots of electrical problems and a few mechanical issues. It was fun to drive, but I will never buy another Mercedes again. Simply not worth the money. I would definitely consider buying a Tesla if I was in the market for a car like that.

  39. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, new account that makes claims of grander? Fucking FUD. There's so much of this around Slashdot anymore.

  40. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

    The standard warranty was 100K miles but I drive about 30K miles a year so I needed more to last me the 3-5 years I expect to keep the car.

  41. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My transmission on a Mercedes 2011 GLK SUV just died. The repair cost is $12,000, its almost not worth repairing.
     

    First you bought an SUV which only an idiot would buy, then you did not maintain it properly.
    And you blame the company for your problems with the product ?

    You lack both intelligence and character. Intelligence would have prevented you from
    buying an SUV in the fist place, and character would allow you to admit that your failure
    to properly maintain the vehicle meant that you have a considerable amount of culpability
    with respect to the problem your vehicle had.

    If I was the Mercedes rep I'd laugh in your face and tell you we don't even want you as
    a customer. Idiots are not the demographic Mercedes seeks as customers.

  42. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Strudelkugel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I sympathize. I have a similar story about my former Benz. At 70K miles I had repair problem with the motor. MB's fault really, had to have been set up wrong at the factory. Cost of repair was about $7K. They put in $2K, but I had to fork over the rest. I will never buy another Benz. I have owned several cars. None ever had a catastrophic failure at 70K miles. Of course the dealers will tell you that is why you should buy an extended warranty. My response is the policy and its renewal fee would have been about as much, so it would have been worthless to me. After I decided to get rid of the Benz, I was quite tempted to buy a Model S after driving one. Ultimately I thought I would wait until they add a few features I like that are available on other cars. When the warranty is about to expire on the new car I will buy the Tesla.

    It's also worth noting what a huge difference there is when buying a car from a dealership and a Tesla from the store. I think 99% of us share the opinion that buying a car from a dealership is the most insulting retail experience there is. Dealers know it but don't care since the franchise laws protect them from reasonable market forces. No wonder they are all trying to stop Tesla from selling direct to consumers. But car dealers are not the only industry that plays the regulatory game. Just one of the worst abusers.

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  43. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    WTF are you doing even considering non-warranty service from a dealer?

    I bet it's just a clutch and the dealer is fucking you, yet again, this time with ghost pepper and crunchy peanut butter lube.

    Having purchased 4? That makes you are repeat chump. Like someone who keeps sending $50K to Nigerian scammers.

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  44. Translation... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    "Tesla won't sell out to us for a price we can afford"

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  45. Hasn't he learned anything? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2

    May as well be a buggy manufacturer in the early 1900s mocking Henry Ford as not having the infrastructure to support automobiles. "Look!" says the CEO, "His automobiles have to be serviced by one of those rare individuals that knows how, but our horse and buggy work everywhere!"

    Prior to widespread adoption of internal combustion engines, gas stations (as such) didn't exist. Prior to widespread adoption of the telegraph and the telephone, infrastructure supporting those innovations didn't exist. Prior to the widespread adoption of the Internet, there weren't millions of miles of high speed data cables crossing the globe with signals directed by complex high-speed routing devices. Prior to the widespread adoption of cell phones and smartphones, there was no infrastructure to support them either.

    Yet all these things thrived because the infrastructure grew with their adoption. When someone has a car and needs fuel, he has to figure out the logistics of that himself and it can seem unworkable on a larger scale. When half his neighbors have cars and need fuel, an enterprising young businessman comes along and opens a gas station. When Elon Musk sells a few hundred high-end sports cars (the Roadster) around the world to some rich people, he and his customers have to work out some painful logistics for things like service and it can seem unworkable on a larger scale. Check back in five years and see how much trouble it is to run around in the latest Tesla car then.

    Tesla's working because they started at the high end of the market where margins are high and logistics are easier. They've used those high margins to push through massive infrastructure improvements around the US and in other richer areas to allow for an even more rapid adoption. They've established a brand by promising big and delivering bigger, then continuing to deliver long after the sale (improving an existing car? who's ever heard of such a thing?!) Mercedes can claim Tesla isn't a threat, but they're a few years away from either having to spend a fortune trying to catch up or they'll end up paying Elon Musk licensing fees for his tech.

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    1. Re:Hasn't he learned anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla is only profitable thanks to politics and tax subsidies. (US NEWS) That's why it's working.
      Federal subsidies didn't usher in the automobile over the carriage. It worked better. It was a much better solution - out of the gate - even with it's overhead.
      Someday a vehicle system will come along that satisfies the same criteria, and will replace the internal combustion engine. This isn't that day. This isn't that vehicle, no matter how you would like it to be.

  46. "Current infrastructure" by swb · · Score: 1

    I'm curious if the residential electric grid (the part in most single-family home residential neighborhoods) is up to the task of charging electric cars if there's some rapid shift to EVs.

    There's maybe 50 houses on my block, and say 75 cars. If half go to a Tesla-style car and charge at 10kW, my block alone suddenly has a new load on the neighborhood grid of nearly 400kW. Are we wired for that, especially in A/C season?

    Suddenly that looks like a whole lot of grid demand.

    1. Re:"Current infrastructure" by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      15 years ago, our communications network couldn't have handled it if everyone suddenly started streaming Netflix over broadband. But that's not how the world works. Electric cars will gradually get cheaper and more ubiquitous, and infrastructure will be incrementally upgraded. It's nothing to lose sleep over.

      Besides, most charging will happen at night, when other demands on the grid are at their lightest.

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    2. Re:"Current infrastructure" by manu144x · · Score: 1

      In my country, 380 Volts Triple Phase electric outlets are pretty easy to install, the standard is 220 V.
      I understand americans with their tiny 110 V lines for fearing to overload the grid, but in Europe that's not an issue, communists liked their things done BIG.

    3. Re:"Current infrastructure" by swb · · Score: 1

      I think it's a scaling problem that affects not just local distribution but all distribution and even generation.

      There's roughly 200 million passenger vehicles in the US, if 20% of them switched to electric you have a new total electrical load of 400 gigawatts. I think there are significant power scaling issues there that are hard to offset (eg, night charging, on-site solar, new efficiencies in other consumption, etc). Even if you cut it by a factor of 10, it's still a lot of power consumption that just doesn't exist now.

      I'm skeptical that adoption will grow that fast for all kinds of reasons (cost, consumer acceptance, battery availability, etc) but I'm also skeptical that the power network can scale fast, either.

    4. Re:"Current infrastructure" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In my country, you may or may not actually be able to even get three phase in the city. But you can get it in the country... where EVs don't work for most people yet, due to range issues.

      Actually, where I live I could almost use a GEM car for trips to the store. It's hard to justify spending 5k on a discontinued deathtrap and then another 5k+ on battery upgrades, though

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  47. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He purchased a Mercedes SUV! Too much money, too little common sense.

  48. Merc makes bitchmobiles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offer me my choice of a Tesla or a Merc, it's a Tesla.

    After I've got my Tesla, offer me again, and I'd choose a second Tesla over a Merc.

    Offer me a Merc or nothing, and I'll take the Merc - then sell it to buy a Tesla.

  49. Limited potential? Of course it does... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    The maximum potential is determined by battery chemistry and number of cells. In the Tesla, the nominal potential is 375 Volts.

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  50. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    Maybe Mercedes should focus of the reliability of their transmissions vs focusing on competitors. I will never buy another Mercedes - ever.

    Guess what? It's not just Mercedes. I don't know where Mercedes gets their transmissions, but the automatics (tiptronic or not - actually, in some cars, it's a software and shifter issue only) that VAG gets from ZF seem to be quite crap. The A8Q I'm working on right now is on its second transmission, and the first one was replaced in about year two. As leaky as this car is, I wouldn't likely have bought it if it had been on the original slush box.

    Germany was the watchword for quality up until the late eighties. But German cars are now, I am quite sorry to say, shit. My father once explained to me (repeating something a wise man must have said to him) that the Germans believed in using the best parts and the Japanese believed in doing the best design such that you could get away with the cheap parts. My experience is that these are in fact the design strategies employed by these nations. The problem with the German strategy today is that the companies making their parts are now making shit. Bosch is now turning out at least as many total turds as roses, for example, if not far more, and all of these German cars have Bosch ignition and traction control (etc.) systems — all the VAGs, all the Mercedes, and all the BMWs, as far as I can tell. These are both exquisitely expensive and poorly designed, vulnerable to water intrusion and for some reason these days typically mounted in the engine compartment. Except my LHD D2 A8, which puts the ABS control module in a really annoying place up under the dash instead of upside down in the E-box right under the PCM where they put it on the RHD vehicles, even more annoying.

    Meanwhile, there are very few things that were annoying back in the W123, W126 Mercedes days in the 1980s. Turbo oil return on the diesel was crap. The engine mounts are a bit overcontrived to the point that you can't really torque all the bolts without a special tool, or taking off a bunch of stuff.

    PS: You would think having purchased 4 vehicles from Mercedes and plans for another, that would mean something. But you would be wrong. Their side of the story - we were late for our Series A service - hence tough luck.

    It's the economy, brother.

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  51. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Which Audi is it? I guess it's a pretty well solved problem (if spendy) to put a six speed into the A8

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  52. Tesla as an expensive POC by jbattan · · Score: 1

    The Tesla is an expensive proof of concept. It basically features a Camry hybrid with an iPad inside, plus obviously some very expensive batteries. I think both makers will continue to do well, but for the money I would rather have an $80,000 Mercedes over a Tesla any day.

    1. Re:Tesla as an expensive POC by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      lets see. Not a hybrid, but an electric car. Runs Linux, not IOS. And has the cheapest prices for batteries going. In fact, they charge 10K for 20 KWH batteries, while Nissan, toyota, GM, MB, etc. are paying $20K for inferior batteries that are not even properly conditioned.

      And you are welcome to buy a highly overrated POS vehicle that will continue to cost you year after year after year for up to 15 years. Then you will junk yard it because it will be shot.

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    2. Re:Tesla as an expensive POC by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      but for the money I would rather have an $80,000 Mercedes over a Tesla any day.

      For the money that Mercedes will cost you over its lifetime with major mechanical failures, nickel-and-diming you with electrical problems, et cetera, you could buy a Model S for the weekdays, and a used roadster for the weekend.

      I suppose you could also buy a land rover or range rover to go next to the Mercedes. I see that a lot. If you get really lucky they won't both shit themselves at once.

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  53. Grammar lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just posting to notice the obvious grammatical error.

    Customers' minds

    NOT

    Customer minds'

    Why, you ask? Because the possessive applies to the plural customers. It is their minds that are put at ease. QED.

  54. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Huh? Converting an automatic car to a manual transmission is almost never a good idea. You're much better off just selling it and buying another (used) model that has the stick-shift from the factory. There's way too many differences between them, especially with modern cars which likely have different engine computers. Even in older cars without the software factor it's a giant PITA.

  55. This is usually the comment people make by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 or so years before they go out of business to the competitor they said wasn't good enough.

    It sounds to me like Mercedes is scared shitless.

  56. Pot. Kettle. Black. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, you mean like the SLS electric? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFGX43vubM

    Quit hatin' Mercedes.

  57. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by stabiesoft · · Score: 1

    You might want to take a look at edmund's long term road test of their tesla. Its on its third battery/drive train at 30K miles. One joke was that maybe a 10K service requirement is a new drivetrain/battery. It is eating tires because of misalignment. You can tell edmund's really wants to love all aspects of the car and granted it is a nice driving car, but reliable it aint. Several commenters at edmunds wonder why they have not lemon lawed their unit it is so bad.

  58. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Huh? Converting an automatic car to a manual transmission is almost never a good idea.

    Who told you that? It's often very easy.

    You're much better off just selling it and buying another (used) model that has the stick-shift from the factory.

    Except a lot of Audis weren't offered with a MT in the USA, so you have to buy a substantially different car. And new car, new problems.

    There's way too many differences between them, especially with modern cars which likely have different engine computers. Even in older cars without the software factor it's a giant PITA.

    It usually isn't much of a PITA at all, there are a number of such swaps that are very simple and commonplace, like Mustang or F-Series swaps. In the Audis, it's usually a simple matter of a recode, or replacement of a module with a relatively inexpensive used one. Going to an automatic is often a PITA, because of wiring issues. Unless, of course, you're installing a pre-electronics automatic with a VRV or similar.

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  59. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

    You might want to take a look at edmund's long term road test of their tesla. Its on its third battery/drive train at 30K miles. One joke was that maybe a 10K service requirement is a new drivetrain/battery. It is eating tires because of misalignment. You can tell edmund's really wants to love all aspects of the car and granted it is a nice driving car, but reliable it aint. Several commenters at edmunds wonder why they have not lemon lawed their unit it is so bad.

    No, they are on their third "drive unit", which sounds like the speed control in the car. The drive train (or power train) of a car is something completely different.

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  60. Big Deal Jim Rogers by quax · · Score: 1

    So you drove around the world. Good for you.

    Ms. Clarenore Stinnes did that 85 years ago.

    (Good thing there was no Saudi Arabia at the time).

    1. Re:Big Deal Jim Rogers by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      That is the guy that moved his family to China and is begging everybody to invest into China and North Korea.

      OTOH, Jim Chanos who has a much better past WRT picking winners/losers, is shorting China and North Korea.

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  61. LOL; Airbus anybody? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Just 5-6 years ago, airbus, esp. the Germans inside of Airbus, were blasting SpaceX and saying that it would never be a threat to them. Now, they want 10's of billions / year in subsidies. Basically, they are in deep trouble.
    Now, along comes the CEO of a company that I would say is HIGHLY overrated, and says that Tesla is overrated. Wait for just 3 more years. MB, Audi, Porsche, etc. buyers will realize that they produce nothing but expensive junk.

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  62. Porsche Boxster E by John.Banister · · Score: 1

    Mercedes may pooh-pooh that market, but I know of another German automobile manufacturer who seems interested enough.

    1. Re:Porsche Boxster E by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Mercedes may pooh-pooh that market, but I know of another German automobile manufacturer who seems interested enough.

      All the automakers are working on making EVs, including Mercedes. But they have to sell more cars, and they have to make their customers feel good about the money they've already spent. What do you expect they to say when they produce a bunch of petrosuckers?

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Porsche Boxster E by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      I don't expect different from them, but I still want them to hear from me an attitude that encourages them to evolve.

      Thanks very much for the Mercedes information you have online. My brother just bought a 1983 300TD and a 1985 300TD, and I have passed him a link to your words.

      Out of curiosity, what do you think of Audi's recent decision to save weight by switching from copper to aluminum wiring? Every instinct I have tells me not to trust it.

    3. Re:Porsche Boxster E by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what do you think of Audi's recent decision to save weight by switching from copper to aluminum wiring? Every instinct I have tells me not to trust it.

      I have found a shitpot of broken COPPER wires on my 1997 A8, in places like the wiring leading to the left side knock sensor which doesn't even flex much since it's attached to the fuel rail. I guarantee you that it will go badly.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:Porsche Boxster E by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      I'll plan to wait for them to learn the hard way and switch back.

    5. Re:Porsche Boxster E by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that there's an easy way to save weight on wiring. It's called moving to a higher voltage. Audi is already unafraid to make your battery expensive. A simple regulator provides 12V power to systems that require it, and moving literally all of the lighting to LED solves the lamp availability problem and is long overdue in any case, on any vehicle where it is not present.

      Another way would be to distribute networked controllers more throughout the car. This just doesn't have to be expensive any more. It does complicate repairs, but Audi is unafraid to complicate repairs, as well.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    6. Re:Porsche Boxster E by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      In my experience, higher voltage cuts down on the number of dirty connector related intermittencies also. It's got my vote.

      If vehicle manufacturers used a cable with a fiber optic whisker for data and two little high voltage wires for power, they could use the same daisy chained cable with the same connector at every location for just about everything - probably a larger sized power cable for servo motors than for sensors. From the repair person's end, they're going to mostly be disconnecting parts, swapping them out, connecting the car's computer with the home office (assuming the home office doesn't successfully try to be connected all the time anyways) and letting it do the rest. The extra complication might not filter down.

    7. Re:Porsche Boxster E by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You'd probably want to use a pretty fat piece of fiber, because automotive cables get flexed and abraded and you'd want protection. Ideally, you'd make a loop, and it would be fault-tolerant. On the plus side, you don't need much in the way of data rates; infotainment needs to be on a separate bus anyway. But it's a great idea, for sure. I'd prefer one fat wire for power, though. Everything can ground through the chassis since all the signals are going through the fiber.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    8. Re:Porsche Boxster E by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      I've had a lot of experience on steel boats with higher voltages (unintentionally) grounding through the "chassis," and in this circumstance, electrolysis is a real issue. It always finds the worst parts to damage. I'd rather avoid that. I suppose, one should also consider data over the power lines like NMEA 2000 does. I'd probably trust it more if the power lines were coaxial, but I still feel even better about optical for the data. Omega says their E32 series cables are good at being vibration and temperature resistant - and with German luxury car style prices.

    9. Re:Porsche Boxster E by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Luckily Audi has a lot of experience dealing with corrosion, having produced an all-aluminum car in 1994 with the A8. Lots of warnings in all the service documentation about not using the wrong fasteners, about only using tin-plated ring terminals, etc. Unintentional grounding is a problem anyway... but only if you're not intentionally grounded, through a compatible terminal.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    10. Re:Porsche Boxster E by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      That's good to know. I imagine one has to get used to a different set of torque values for fastening to aluminum as well.

    11. Re:Porsche Boxster E by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's good to know. I imagine one has to get used to a different set of torque values for fastening to aluminum as well.

      One does indeed. Naturally they are all spelled out. All the hardware used on the car is "passivated" so you have to replace with like, or in some locations you can get away with stainless.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    12. Re:Porsche Boxster E by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      Working mostly in a marine environment, I instinctively shy away from stainless with aluminum in favor of brass or bronze. It's probably not so bad in locations that don't see road salt, though.

  63. Who writes these headlines? by rebelwarlock · · Score: 2

    I don't read articles written by children.

  64. Gasoline Will Always Compete with Electric by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    It'll be a long while until gasoline is so expensive that updating the power grid to handle electric cars makes sense.

    The same upgraded power grid or the nuclear reactors that would certainly be involved in powering it, since no other method would even come close despite what the wind and solar boosters would have you believe, could also be used to produce artificial gasoline from coal, natural gas or even sea water feedstocks using gas to liquids technologies. The US Navy is exploring these same technologies to produce jet fuel from sea water and have had some success on an experimental scale.

  65. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    You should never have bought 4 MB's. They really do SUX. Highly overpriced for what you get and breaks down far too often (though it was more of the ones prior to 2000 that were horrible).

    We are waiting for the Model X and then we will decide which way to go.
    In light of how SpaceX has destroyed Airbus, I am amazed that MB, Audi, Porsche, etc have the attitude that they do. Yes, they will have the German gov. forcing everybody to buy their crap, but outside of Germany, it will not happen.

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  66. Markets rule, not Mercedes by leereyno · · Score: 1

    It is the market that will determine whether Tesla has potential, not its competitors.

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  67. Mercedes by manu144x · · Score: 1

    I think everybody is missing the point of how dangerous Tesla really is to traditional car makers.
    Mercedes is still Mercedes, let's not try to fight that argument, they build anything that has 4 wheels, from F1 to sedans, trucks, vans, you name it, they have it.

    Tesla is a disruptive technology, search for the book called innovator's dilemma, how a company which is always listening to it's customers, fails to risk anything new can go irrelevant very fast. Mercedes won't build electric cars for the simple fact it will cannibalize it's entire range once people realize they don't need it.

    Let's take the big one, range: The truth is that 90% of S Class owners will rarely need more than 250 miles daily. Let's be honest, if you have an S Class, you would likely travel by plane/first class, not sit 10 hours in an S Class, as comfortable as it is, it's a matter of time lost.
    And Mercedes knows that very well, BMW does too, and everybody in the high range. They basically offer something you will rarely use.

    Second, servicing, yes, let's be honest, we can't compare 100 years worth of time constructing a dealer/service network worldwide, with Tesla which is 7 years old. But Tesla can fight this by simply not having hardware failures. When you battery fails, you go in, they replace it, and you will have a 5 or 10 year old car which is still functional as it was in the first day. And Mercedes knows that too. Try buying a 2001 S Class and see how it works, and then try to find parts for it.

    The problem for Mercedes is, that the complexity they need to do all that fancy night vision/pedestrian detecting/road holding/autopilot things is mostly software, and it's by far much easier to implement in an electric car where you have no gearbox, no liquid fuel to control, no camshaft, nothing, just basic electric software controlled controllers like in traditional robots. And let's be honest, the IT revolution did not come from Germany, it came from Silicon Valley, and if anyone has the power to do advanced software/hardware automated systems, it's them. Germans are far better at following and improving rather than innovating. They just like to be safe, stable and not risk anything.

    Tesla has still a long way to go, but once the price go down, it would take the world by storm, because you simply rarely need more than 250 miles range daily, and the feeling of having a full tank each morning is simply unbeatable by the traditional dirty/smelly gas station experience.

    1. Re:Mercedes by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Let's be honest, if you have an S Class, you would likely travel by plane/first class, not sit 10 hours in an S Class, as comfortable as it is, it's a matter of time lost.

      Actually, a lot of people buy an S Class (or the equivalent Audi, a well-kitted A8L) and then put many, many miles on them. It's not a coincidence that there's a bunch of 80's S-Classes with over 300k on them, and 90's S-Classes and A8s with over 200k. These are being driven by businessmen who will be able to write off much of the significant recurring expense of putting many miles on a german car.

      In short, these cars are not made worth a fuck. They use components guaranteed to degrade when components which would hold up just fine are available. Rubber bushings (not sure of the material) and EPDM vac hoses when they could be made of polyurethane and silicone respectively and last the life of the vehicle. And everything is crammed into as small a space as possible, because that's how it is today. I have big fat meaty hands, a lot of these cars require me to take some stuff off so that I can take some other stuff off before I can get at a third thing. Even if you have a lift you're best off removing the engine in many cases because you still can't get access otherwise. But sadly, they don't have an engine harness, so you have to disconnect forty things to pull the motor. Perhaps literally; just the coil packs and injectors account for sixteen connectors on a V8.

      S-Class and similar are for people with lots of money, and/or people who are playing games with taxes. Not for the plebes. You can own one only if you are a mechanic. The saying is that there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes. The same applies to VAG cars. You can't afford to own an old Audi if you don't turn your own wrenches.

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    2. Re:Mercedes by manu144x · · Score: 1

      You seriously consider 200k or 300k to be a lot of kilometers in 10/20 years? I did that in a normal 30k car (when new) with no problem at all. You are right though, and that was my point too, a Tesla will last longer simply because of simpler parts/functionality. You don't have to be a fan to understand that. Still they are way too expensive, but when the go under the 50k mark, and then under the 30k mark, the game is pretty much over...

  68. Yeah he's right. by aliquis · · Score: 1

    The answer I wanted to write here:

    Yeah, just look at Apple.

    Apple released their smartphone. And then Ericsson, Nokia and Motorola relased theirs. .. oh wait.

  69. At the bleeding edge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess the name of the company supplying Mercedes with drive-trains for their B-class EV.

    Go on, guess.

    Give you a clue. It's five letters and starts with a T.

    If it helps, the same company is also supplying Toyota with the electric drive-train for their Rav4-EV.

  70. IBM by Tom · · Score: 1

    "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers"

    Even if Thomas J. Watson never actually said it, the quote fits well here. Or you could say "company says competitor has limited potential, news at 11".

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  71. Imaginary crisis is imaginary by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    We don't have enough electricity, nor the infrastructure to distribute it, if EVs were to suddenly become the norm

    If the US could afford to suddenly convert the entire vehicle fleet to Tesla's (or equivalent), it could probably also afford to replace the grid too.

    However, if the US gradually upgrades its vehicle fleet over time, as happens in the real world, then demand on the grid would rise slowly and predictably, allowing infrastructure planners to plan out their upgrades for the next couple of decades.

    And since the majority of plug-in BEV's will be charging at night, [**] it will be some years before the night-time demand merely equalled the daytime peak that the grid is already capable of delivering. The income generated by this increase in night-time demand, which comes almost free to the network providers, will easily fund the first few rounds of grid-upgrades. (Unless everyone is stupid. Which is admittedly an option when it comes to essential US infrastructure.)

    [** daytime charging would mostly be through "supercharge" stations, which will have their own higher capacity lines from suppliers, as most commercial heavy electric users do.]

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    1. Re:Imaginary crisis is imaginary by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Unless everyone is stupid. Which is admittedly an option when it comes to essential US infrastructure.

      It's not just an possibility, it's a certainty if American Slashdotters are any indication. If our "tech nerds" are this backwards-thinking, I think it's safe to assume that the average American is dumber than a box of rocks when it comes to planning for the future.

  72. Limiting Factor by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    The limiting factor for electric cars is the availability of electricity. Convert 13.02 million barrels / day of transportation petroleum to BTUs, account for the 35% or so efficiency of the IC engine, and then battery charging (90%) and battery efficiency (90%.) Got a nice big number? Divide that by the number of very large wind machines like the Vestas V164 8MW machine, and then multiply that by maybe 3 to account for wind conditions that are less than optimal for 8 megawatts of production. Will there be a bird left alive in the sky with wind chargers as far as the eye can see? I'm saying wind because it is relatively cheap for green energy, and we can actually build them, unlike nukes. So, if you don't mind a landscape that has turning wind machines as far as the eye can see from ANY vantage point in the country, then we can probably supply power for all of the US's transportation. The question then is how fast we can build them. At least if we're using wind to charge batteries, we can sidestep the fact that the wind doesn't blow all the time, and we can truck / rail the batteries to where they have to be to exchange them for spent batteries like the Tesla "Supercharger" stations which sidesteps the evirowacko / NIMBY crowd that will keep the necessary wires from being strung to distribute the power.

  73. Tom = multiple /. sockpuppet using scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's let TOM speak shall we:

    "I'm having great conversations on this site with one of my alias accounts" - by Tom (822) on Monday April 07, 2014 @02:29PM (#46686259) Homepage

    FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    APK

    P.S.=> Tom *tried* to libel me & failed after I destroyed him in a technical debate on hosts files... result?

    Tom ended up "eating his words" here http://slashdot.org/comments.p... spiced with "the bitter taste of SELF-defeat" + HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH

    ... apk

  74. Jim Rogers drove around the world in a Mercedes by hey! · · Score: 1

    ... because they paid him to drive a Mercedes.

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  75. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by hey! · · Score: 1

    First you bought an SUV which only an idiot would buy

    My late father-in-law designed inertial guidance systems. He worked on the Apollo program and the Trident missile. And he bought a Mercedes SUV, so it's clear it isn't an SUV that only an idiot would buy. He needed a vehicle that could pull a small boat trailer but had reached an age where he wanted a vehicle that was a little easier on the tuckus than a pickup truck. As such it wasn't a bad choice for him, especially as he had the dough to pay the eye-popping maintenance costs.

    I prefer small cars myself, but I've driven a few SUVs and the Mercedes wasn't a bad choice for someone who wanted a truck that drives more or less like a car and doesn't care about the cost.

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  76. Electric vehicule is not the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another common wisdom is that electric vehicles is the future of gasoline. People don't realize that it's not going to happen because it's not possible to replace all the current cars with electric cars. Let me explain that to you. Electricity is not a power source. The source is uranium (in the case of nuclear reactors), oil, sun or wind. If we produce electricity from oil and use that electricity to run a car, it's less efficient than powering the car with oil, as it requires more oil to power the same car if we make electricity with it and run the car with that electricity.
    Electric car will remain a niche forever, because producing electricity to power 10% of our current cars would require 10 times as much nuclear reactors as we currently have. We just can not produce that much electricity and anyway it wouldn't be efficient.
    Oil price are going to increase dramatically in the near future as the reserve is exhausting. Electric vehicle is not a solution to that problem. The only real long term solution is to travel less: remote working. Traveling will become very expensive in the future and public transportation will be more developed and efficient.
    Don't expect the electric cat to replace the gasoline gar ever. They will both disappear, but the electric car will disappear first.

  77. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buying a car from a dealership is pretty straightforward. You do your research, which is dirt simple on the internet these days, and you do a simple calculation. Then you actually talk to a salesman.

    First, do all of the car shopping, test drives, and other product inspection stuff. This is usually the fun part. At the end of this step, you should know what kind of car you're going to buy.

    Next, the real research. The hardest part is finding the real, honest-to-god, true invoice price for the car. There are several sites that list this information for just about any make/model you want to name. Getting those sites to cough it up is not always easy. Edmunds used to post invoice prices (along with "invoice prices", the adjusted cousin of the real thing), but hid them behind eighty hojillion ads and scripts. I resorted to using Firebug to strip away things I didn't want from the Edmunds.com site until I got to the useful information. More recently, I've had to rely on lesser known sites, since pressure from the industry keeps the big players (Edmunds, KBB, Cars.com, etc.) from posting this information.

    Once you have that actual, what-the-dealer-actually-pays-the-manufacturer-to-get-one-on-the-lot price, you can work from there. Subtract the kickbacks, incentives, and other bullshit discounts normally used to confuse you. This "base price" is what the dealer actually has to pay. Now add 5%. Do this across all major trim levels and compare them. Decide whether you want to add features, and understand that those do not fall under the invoice-minus-incentives-plus-5% function. As aftermarket parts and labor, those cost what the dealer decides to charge you. Accept that, then decide what you can afford or can live without.

    Now pick a dealer that has the car in stock. Cars.com is useful for this, since a lot of dealers list their vehicles on that site. Know which dealers have the exact make/model/trim/color you want, and rank them by whatever you like. Distance from your home, friendliness, reputation in the community, whatever works for you. Then go one-by-one to those dealers in order from best to worst.

    When you get to a dealership, pick any available salesman from the floor. The younger/less-seniority, the better. He will be your mouthpiece to the sales manager, so don't get the idea that you'll take advantage of him because he's green. But picking him has two effects: 1) he wants the sale because he's young and needs to build his salesman cred, and 2) the sales manager will think you're a "yokel" that can be taken advantage of, putting himself at a perceived advantage, but a real disadvantage given your prior research. The salesman will probably expect you to test drive the car. If you feel like you want to, go ahead. They will run your credit report at this time. If you don't want them to do that, either block it at the credit bureaus or tell them you don't authorize it. Or tell them you're paying in cash, but from that moment onward, you're a "mark". It's usually better to phrase it as having "external financing", which still tells them you're not buying into their terrible, fraudulent lending schemes, but you are serious about the car.

    When it gets to be negotiation time, state your price. Do not budge. Explain that you've determined that the car is worth exactly that much, no more and no less. If they insist that it's worth more, state the invoice price, state the incentives, explain the "base price", then explain that you're being generous to offer 5% profit. If they still push back, you can either move on to another dealer or start decreasing the profit margin. They're costing you time, which is money, and docking their pay for the ongoing hindrance to progress is going to strike a nerve. But most likely, they'll jump at the 5% offer anyway, as it's a pretty good deal for them. From there on out, you just have to resist their continual sales pitches for crap you don't need. If it costs extra, turn it down. If it's factory financing, turn it down.

  78. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by randallman · · Score: 1

    More points for Tesla. Even with Mercedes perpaid service (you don't think it's actually free?), who wants to spend a Saturday or take off of work to sit in a dealership every 5000 miles? No thanks.

  79. Bias much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if what he said was true (which, gee, it is) - that's no reason to slam what he said.

  80. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by stabiesoft · · Score: 1

    I took a snippet from the log below. Note, it needed a tow truck, they replaced the battery & drive unit which requires the rear subframe removal. Now either the battery is not easily replaced contrary to reports of battery quick change from tesla, or the "drive unit" is more than a simple motor controller. In any case, even if it is just the dealer cannot fix a water leak, lemon laws apply. Here it has left them stranded, which certainly qualifies for lemon law. While I agree the tesla is a hoot to drive (a friend did test drive one) I don't know if I would run to buy a tesla because my mercedes is unreliable. It appears the tesla could be more unreliable. The drive unit is only one of many problems they are having. From Edmund's... When we last left our 2013 Tesla Model S, it was on the back of a flat-bed tow truck, having died on my colleague, Matt Jones. It spent the night in a tow yard and was delivered to the Tesla service department in West Los Angeles the following morning. ... He called back about an hour later and said they would be replacing the drive unit and the high-voltage battery assembly. I asked Vince what caused the problems, but he said they don't open up the batteries at the service center. Like most warranty issues on new cars, the parts are replaced at the dealer and the old ones are sent to corporate headquarters for the engineers to study and see what went wrong. The service invoice didn't give me much more to go on, "During vehicle logs review, found fault related to internal drive unit failure. Replaced complete drive unit assembly per TDS case #9571." If you're keeping score, our Model S is now on its third drive unit: the one that came with the car, the one that was replaced in November, and this latest one. And that wasn't the only thing that was replaced on this service visit. After the power unit was replaced, the Model S needed a four-wheel alignment. That's because the rear subframe must be removed to extract the power unit.

  81. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

    You're right, after reading the previous log entries where they replaced the "drive unit", it does sound like more than a speed control. While the Tesla at Edmunds probably gets a little more abuse than the car in a single driver's hands (multiple drivers, none of whom own the car, pushing the limits to "see what it can do") that is still a lot of major failures in a short period of time.

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  82. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIP John Pinette. But this ... whole situation reminds me of this skit:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6YEpXS_ugU

    paraphrased:
    "Do you want the extended warranty?"

    "Is it gonna break? if it is I'm not buying it!"

    "It wont break, but you should get the warranty"

    "... will it break?" ...

  83. LEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most Mercedes, indeed, most luxury cars, are leased. Tesla has a new lease program. Lease the car, and it ceases to be your problem in 3 or 4 years.

  84. And the browser is "a trivial piece of software" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet browsers are 'a trivial piece of software.' -Bill Gates

  85. l2r by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To answer the moron who wrote the article: "Hey Mercedes, where's your Model S competitor?" This one and others, are already better performers than the model s... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  86. Freezing the market by emaname · · Score: 1

    This sounds like "freezing the market." It's a marketing strategy.

    I'm going to "cop out" and suggest (if you're interested) you should search on this: marketing strategy "freeze the market"

    There are much better explanations/examples out there than I could ever provide.

    I've been accusing MS of using this strategy for years and their name appears in several of the results re releases of Xbox and more.

    Now we can include Mercedes in this auspicious group of hucksters.

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  87. M-B makes money selling cars, Tesla doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla makes about $35k a car from selling California issued carbon credits to other vehicle manufacturers. If this bit of cronyism was stopped, they would have to raise prices, start charging people for Supercharger access, and nickel & diming their customers for stuff that they for free now or eventually go out of business. Their cars are expensive now and I don't think they could jack the prices up by $35k and still meet their sales goals where they can make a profit.

    It should also be noted that Telsa sources several parts for their vehicles from Mercedes-Benz.

  88. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Extended warranties are, on the average, a waste of money. Since an expensive repair isn't likely to bankrupt you, you're usually better off without them.

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  89. I guess people don't get it. by steeleyeball · · Score: 1

    It looks like people are more interested in their own comfort and not the comfort of their grandchildren... Mercedes wants you to think Tesla (or any electric car) is about you... It isn't, it's about generations on down the road.

  90. Does it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care about its potential, I care whether it works or not.

  91. Re:Switching from Mercedes to Tesla after $12K bil by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    He purchased a Mercedes SUV, THAT'S NOT A UNIMOG. Clueless.

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  92. On Thursday 24th April, I will be going to have a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From a UK perspective, Tesla is a very compelling machine. I am lucky to run a Jaguar XF and keen to see how close the Tesla comes to what I believe is the "Yard Stick" it should be measured against.
    The XF has been voted UK Executive car of the Year two years in a row and if I am careful, this 250hp car will nudge 60 miles per Imperial Gallon. Compared to a Tesla though, this XF (or any other Company car) is very pricey.
    For example. my Business Miles rate for is 17 pence but for an Electric Car such as a Tesla, it plummets to just 3 pence. (Less than 20% running cost). And that is before you bring company car and environmental taxes into the mix.
    So where Tesla will surely do well, is the UK - BUT as has been said, if the Model S is also a "Premium" car as well as a cheap to run car.
    Mercedes? They like all other manufacturers will already have or be working on a Tesla rival, whether they say so or not. For many manufacturers though, fuel economy is a "niche" product in many parts of the world. They only thing making a Petrol or Diesel car much more expensive in the UK than an electric one isn't the technology - it's the TAX !

  93. That's the Chevy Volt. by Animats · · Score: 1

    A pure electric first gear would marry the best torque range of electric motors would free the IC engine of its low end torque requirements. No battery, no regenerative braking or fancy nancy stuff.

    That's the Chevy Volt. Modest engine and battery, good electric motor. The Honda FCX has electric drive, a fuel cell, and ultracapacitors for acceleration boost.

    A pure electric transmission with an IC engine? That's a Diesel-electric locomotive. Works very well, especially with modern solid-state controls. Overkill for a car, where getting started isn't that hard and clutches are in slip for only a second or two. A huge win for trains, where getting all that mass moving is the hardest part of the job.

  94. Mercedes Owner Here by longbot · · Score: 1

    I own one of MB's older diesels 300TD), which have a certain reputation for durability. It really makes me sad how cheaply made their cars now are. I wouldn't touch a Benz made after the W124 era, they just seem like cheap junk that requires frequent and expensive service.

    Tesla is doing damn near everything right in order to grow a brand. There is nothing more desirable in the price range today. My old oil burner will last me long enough to see a Tesla model I can afford (It'll take a while to fill in those next 300,000 miles) thanks to the kind of quality Mercedes USED to offer in a vehicle.

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  95. Typical response to a disruptive technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maximizing the inherent limitation of a disruptive technology and minimizing its threat to the status quo is the standard mistake made by incumbent technology companies. Even Mercedes isn't immune to the same mistake.

    They are in good company. Microsoft and Intel dismissed the mobile computing market and Apple/Samsung. Now their businesses are are major risk (PC sales have had a compounded decline of 10-15% per year for about 5 years now - that's an exponential decline for those not CAGR-savvy).

  96. 640k by kommakazi · · Score: 1

    ought to be enough for anybody.

  97. Like Ballmer laughing at the iPhone... by patniemeyer · · Score: 1

    Just substitute "gas engine" for "keyboard":

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Pat