Slashdot Mirror


Microsoft Won't Bring Back the Start Menu Until 2015

DroidJason1 (3589319) writes "Microsoft recently announced plans to reintroduce the Start Menu to Windows in an upcoming version of the operating system. While the plan was to roll out an update to Windows 8.1 and offer the Start menu later this year, it seems like this is no longer the case. Now Microsoft is reportedly looking to release the Start Menu with Windows 9, which is expected in April of 2015. Windows 8 and Windows 8.1 have faced a boat load of criticism and hatred, partly due to the removal of the Start button and Start menu. The restoration of a visible Start button on the taskbar was one of the key features of the Windows 8.1 update, released back in October of 2013."

360 of 516 comments (clear)

  1. Many users won't be back by postmortem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    to "latest and greatest" version of Windows in 2014 either.

    MS may as well start selling retail copies of Win 7 again

    1. Re:Many users won't be back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      When the start menu comes back, Microsoft will be giving Windows nine away for FREE. The difference is that they will have changed their business model, to one where you have so sign on the their own cloud computing in order to use it -for a monthly fee. Look at Nokia. Those phones will only be able to access the Microsoft cloud. So any organization that still uses windows will require all its staff to be issued with windows phones. A Win-win from Microsoft's point of view.

    2. Re:Many users won't be back by Lisandro · · Score: 2

      Look at Nokia. Those phones will only be able to access the Microsoft cloud.

      That nicely explains Nokia sales figures lately. Something like 30% down this last year.

    3. Re:Many users won't be back by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Gosh, imagine if you were on a burning oil rig, at some point, the cold sea would start to look so inviting!

      Wait that analogy makes zero sense.

      The Chewbacca defence! Devilishly clever...

    4. Re:Many users won't be back by gmack · · Score: 2

      I am thinking that has more to do with the massive advertising/FUD campaign they were running. When I was in Spain, for several months the Metro (subways for you Americans) were covered with ads for the Nokia phones and I had friends tell me that they bought the Nokias because the sales reps at the store told them that Android had a virus problem. Now the campaigns have been cut back so the sales dropped right off.

    5. Re:Many users won't be back by Lisandro · · Score: 2

      I was actually being facetious, but this is not far off from the truth. Nokia was already hurting when iOS and Android gained momentum, but it really took a nosedive pretty much the second the decided to support Windows exclusively.

      A crying shame, because they sell some very nice hardware.

    6. Re:Many users won't be back by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      They already tried it. 8 was basically free with new machines for a while. 7 would cost you 100EUR license on top of price of the machine.

      And people were paying for 7 license in overwhelming numbers.

      People already voted with their money on that topic. I suspect that even if microsoft paid people to use something like 8, most people would pass the offer.

    7. Re:Many users won't be back by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Dont get me wrong, the Metro interface is a serious PITA.

      But seriously? In a lot of other ways, Win8 is just better than Win7, and theres ClassicShell to remove the one piece thats seriously annoying.

      Honestly the only bit thats a real problem is the lack of OEM reinstall options. If everyone here is getting their pants in a bunch over a button thats seriously disappointing.

    8. Re:Many users won't be back by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      So they were recommending a Windows-based devices to avoid the viruses on the Linux-based devices? That's almost funny!

    9. Re:Many users won't be back by penix1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dont get me wrong, the Metro interface is a serious PITA.

      But seriously? In a lot of other ways, Win8 is just better than Win7, and theres ClassicShell to remove the one piece thats seriously annoying.

      Honestly the only bit thats a real problem is the lack of OEM reinstall options. If everyone here is getting their pants in a bunch over a button thats seriously disappointing.

      OK. I'll take this on...

      You acknowledge that the interface is a serious PITA. So what does Microsoft do to resolve the issues people have with it? They move the charm from the lower left corner in 8.0 to the task bar in 8.1 that only takes you back to the interface that is a PITA. They did it thinking people were getting lost and had no easy way back to the start screen when the truth is people hated that start screen.

      And shoehorning classic shell to the interface, although it is one solution, is a risk being a program you have to download and trust you got it from the right source and it won't harm your system in some weird way. I've had issues with it sporadically creating runaway processes that eat up processor cycles until killed.

      Lastly, name one area where 8 is better than 7. Don't say tablet features because I had a tablet running 7 fine with all the touch features of 8 and then some including multi-finger gesture recognition and stylus recognition with automatic switching between the two.

      --
      This is a sig. This is only a sig. Had this been an actual sig you would have been informed where to tune for more sigs.
    10. Re:Many users won't be back by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      It should be pretty obvious to you why windows 8 is way better than windows 7. Seriously it should be blatantly obvious to you. It is out and out going to do a far better job of selling windows 9, I mean, that is the whole point isn't it, selling the same software over and over and over and ad nauseum, again (and the whole idea is really getting pretty bloody nauseous and off smelling).

      The "Start Menu" its a bloody upgrade and should you have to pay for upgrades, now all M$ has to do is purposefully break 'Classic Shell' to ensure you pay for the upgrade, suckers.

      --
      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    11. Re:Many users won't be back by dolmen.fr · · Score: 1

      The difference is that they will have changed their business model, to one where you have so sign on the their own cloud computing in order to use it [...]

      This is already the case with Windows 8.1. You have to use a Microsoft cloud account (Hotmail.com, Live.com...) to create an account on your local Windows 8.1 PC. The creation of a pure local account is only a very hidden option that is only proposed when you are couraged enough to fight and about to give up account creation.

    12. Re:Many users won't be back by tacroy · · Score: 1

      As one of the 6 users of a Windows Phone. My brand new Nokia can connect to Microsoft's Cloud, Dropbox, Box, Evernote, and pretty much any cloud I want to. They are also far more open of an ecosystem than my iPhone was (though less than my webOS phones were) While, I agree that microsoft wants to make money on the cloud I haven't seen anything lately that would lead me to believe they would be doing it at the forced exclusion or other companies services. They seem to be a very different company than they were... Maybe they are finally going to compete on quality instead of market abuse.

    13. Re:Many users won't be back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "is a risk being a program you have to download and trust you got it from the right source "

      If you can't work out whether you've downloaded Classic Shell from 'the right source', you probably shouldn't be using a computer on your own.

    14. Re:Many users won't be back by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Ways that Windows 8 is an improvement on Windows 7 include boot time and memory usage. There are also some other nice touches, like being able to mount ISO files without the need for any extra software.

      Besides the interface, another big negative for some users is the removal of Windows Media Center from the basic package. The $10 upgrade from Win 8 Pro is OK; if it were $10 to add Media Center to any edition of Windows 8 I could live with that. But to add Media Center to the standard version of Windows 8 you have to buy the Pro Pack, an upgrade that costs $100. (The Pro Pack upgrade includes the other Win 8 Pro features like Bitlocker and domain logon, as well as Media Center, but few home users have any interest in those.) Microsoft has killed the home theater PC market with that boneheaded move.

    15. Re:Many users won't be back by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      At least 95% of the complaints I've seen about W8 were the UI. Almost all comments I've seen about the internals are positive. If Ballmer had had the brains of a gerbil, 8 would have been a big hit.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    16. Re:Many users won't be back by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Subway is not a particularly American term (several cities here say Metro) just as Metro is not particularly universal/European.

      FYI.

      --
      If you ignore ACs because they are anonymous - you're an idiot.
  2. Why bother? by whizbang77045 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why would anyone want to start anything on Windows 8?

    1. Re:Why bother? by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      A Start button is a bad idea unless paired with a Stop button.

    2. Re:Why bother? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Just because the Boss bought some stupid shit while I was laid-off, doesn't mean I'm not stuck with it when I came back.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    3. Re:Why bother? by bluescrn · · Score: 1

      But Win8 is all about the Shop button.

  3. Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by androidph · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was forced to use Windows 8 because it's packaged in my new laptop, and a change in OS means I need to spend more money. So I gave it a try but I never liked it. I think, I might get used to it, if all the PCs I use (home/office/remote) are all Windows 8. If MS wants everybody to like Windows 8, they should have killed all other versions that uses the START button. i.e. Windows Update that automatically disables the start menu for Windows XP to Windows 7. Then everybody will be forced to grow accustomed to it.

    1. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not all my PCs are windows 8, but I still got used to it... it's not THAT bad

    2. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      i.e. Windows Update that automatically disables the start menu for Windows XP to Windows 7. Then everybody will be forced to grow accustomed to it.

      Wow, force adoption of an un-popular version of your software by crippling the other versions.

      Brilliant strategy! What could possibly go wrong? Just piss off everybody, and then they won't be pissed off about Windows 8.

      You, sir, have a brilliant future in PR ahead of you.

      What next, brick all of the XBox 360s so people have to buy an XBone?

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    3. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For reasons known only to them, they wanted phones, tablets, notebooks and desktops to all use the same interface. Since a start menu doesn't work well on a phone, they opted to remove it.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    4. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For reasons known only to them, they wanted phones, tablets, notebooks and desktops to all use the same interface. Since a start menu doesn't work well on a phone, they opted to remove it.

      Hmm... Sounds like Firefox 29...

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    5. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by afidel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It was to push Modern UI (nee Metro) onto every platform to try to bootstrap app development for their floundering mobile offerings and to try to capture the application revenue that Apple and Google were achieving through their walled garden app stores.

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
    6. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's not at all bad once you install Classic Shell and disable Metro. It's still totally insane that we need to install a 3rd party tool to make the OS usable, but 8 is far superior to 7 once you install Classic Shell.

    7. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      For reasons known only to them, they wanted phones, tablets, notebooks and desktops to all use the same interface. Since a start menu doesn't work well on a phone, they opted to remove it.

      Hmm... Sounds like Firefox 29...

      ... yes, FireFox 29 is a mess.

    8. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Ravaldy · · Score: 2

      It's not for some reason, it's for a bad reason. They followed customer feedback without understanding what users really needed. Customers made them believe they wanted a seamless device to device experience which resulted in Metro GOOWY!! The intent wasn't bad but the implementation was horrendous. They should have had their own IT staff and programmers work with it. It would have been obvious that it's not friendly to the technical user or even a regular user with a mouse and keyboard.

    9. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

      you should have downgrade rights.

    10. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      IMO the start menu was long overdue for an overhaul. It's a big fucking mess of bested menus containing mostly stuff you'll never even use. Compare to say the android ui where you open your app drawer and everything relevant is sitting there waiting for you.

      The problem is that metro is a shitty replacement. IMO the tiled interface is an ugly throwback to the Brady Bunch intro.

    11. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      s/bested/nested/

    12. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by lgw · · Score: 1

      but 8 is far superior to 7 once you install Classic Shell.

      I've heard that a lot here. I've never seen a difference other than the wretched UI, the file copy progress thingy, and the new task manager. As far as the internals, it's as crappy as ever if you have an unresponsive network share, and my Win8 laptop locks up (some explorer crash) and has to be hard power cycled, which I've never had a problem with in earlier Windows versions.

      So, do tell, why is 8 superior?

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    13. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Arker · · Score: 1

      The reasons really are not all that mysterious.

      MS saw that the PC market was on a plateau and phones were selling. They wanted a piece of that market, but no one wants windows phone. So they decided to force the windows phone ui and api onto the desktop market, reasoning that this would result in people learning the phone interface on their desktop, and then becoming less resistant to having it on their phone where it will at least make a little more sense.

      Of course people resist and hate it. Microsoft knew they would - they trialled a similar system for Chicago and panned it for good cause. But this time they have more motivation - a huge mobile phone market they would love to corner.

      --
      =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
      Friends don't let friends enable ecmascript.
    14. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by tysonedwards · · Score: 2

      This chair is Windows 7. It's comfortable. It's familiar. You've been sitting in it for years.
      Now we'll install Windows 8 on the chair. We can still tell it's a chair. It's not the chair we know but it's still a chair.
      It just --- unghh... takes some getting-- *WHIMPER* used to. You just need to-- huh... break it in a little bit, ungh. Eventually it will become comfortable and familiar--- gah!
      Ahhh. The blood is body temperature, so it's almost like a heated seat. Mmmm... comfy.

      CAD - The Upgrade

      --
      Thirty four characters live here.
    15. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      It's not for reasons known only to them. It's for a very good reason.

      Learning a new interface to do the same tasks you already know how to do is really irritating. Even when the new interface is better, it's irritating as hell, and it takes a long time to get used to. Apple has had a huge amount of success making iPhones, iPads, and iPods all with the exact same interface. The exact same OS. There's even talk that Apple will abandon OS X on the Mac in favor of iOS.

      "But," you say, "Apple products for most people are home consumer products. Business and office applications still run on Windows." Ah, true, but the hype is that the cloud is where it's at, and web applications will replace all thick applications just like they've replaced client/server applications. If iOS is the number one platform (it isn't now, but it was looking like it would be when Win8 was being developed) and everybody grows up knowing iOS and there are all these iOS apps and everything else is web-based... what's drawing people to Windows? What happens when iOS Safari has a larger market share than Windows Internet Explorer? And what if Google makes Android work on the PC?! Now you've got two major competitors and you're not even competing with them in the largest portion of the market (i.e., mobile).

      "Oh, no!" Microsoft screams. "We need to unify Windows on the PC, smartphones, and tablets! What do you mean we don't have any tablets!? We need a Windows tablet! We need an App Store! We need a touch interface at all costs!"

      So, that's what they did. They made a new OS built to run on tablets and smartphones, since those are the fastest growing market segments and those with the most mind share. They cut the Start Menu, which doesn't work that well on a phone or tablet at all, and created the tile menu in Win8. Unfortunately, they missed that you can't increase market share by abandoning your old market in favor of a new market. And just because a common interface is beneficial doesn't mean any common interface is sufficient to the task. You'll notice, for example, that iOS is 7 years old and currently on version 7... and still not on the desktop.

      --
      The road to tyranny has always been paved with claims of necessity.
    16. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Hey, a start menu works great on a phone. At least, the last (windows) phone I had I loved the start menu.

      --
      Your ad here. Ask me how!
    17. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      It's not. It's just the new "8 is great, you just don't understand it and you need to get win 8 and use it for a while to understand"-style advertisement that MS shills copy/paste nowadays after their previous one didn't bring any significant results.

    18. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I think the AOL comparison was pretty apt.

    19. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by InvalidError · · Score: 2

      Same here. Tried using Win8 as-is for about two weeks, still hated the Metro UI, installed Classic Shell and fluttered on.

    20. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by lgw · · Score: 1

      That's too bad. I really like the Win7 UI - like it better than any of the Linux UIs I've tried. But the core OS needs serious help with the problem Windows has always had with unresponsive network shares or failing devices. If my mouse becomes unresponsive because of a disk I/O error, something is deeply wrong. C'mon MS, fix that instead of changing the UI at random!

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    21. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're holding it wrong?

    22. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Twanfox · · Score: 2

      Start up/shut down times are nominally much improved due to hardware states not having to be reinitialized from scratch every single boot. This also assists with a higher function, low power sleep mode.
      http://www.pcmag.com/article2/...
      http://blogs.msdn.com/b/b8/arc...

      Cleaned up timing core meaning that where Windows 7 is hard-locked to a timer cycle, Windows 8 is not and can scale down processor usage accordingly. It is also more efficient in memory usage, reducing the footprint in memory considerably. http://www.engadget.com/2011/0...

      Hyper-visor core technologies using Hyper-V (supporting 32 and 64 bit guests) rather than that lackluster Virtual PC. (no link, this is just a 'duh' observation)

      Problems with the ugly start menu can be resolved in part using the Windows 8.1 free upgrade, the Update 1 (adding more desktop-friendly features back into the UI) and use of the Windows-S search feature to quickly locate programs you frequently use. I don't often go to the start menu myself, I open the Search utility and find my app in as few keystrokes as possible. It isn't perfect, but it (combined with the core re-architecture mentioned before) makes Windows 8 very usable.

    23. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

      For reasons known only to them, they wanted phones, tablets, notebooks and desktops to all use the same interface. Since a start menu doesn't work well on a phone, they opted to remove it.

      The reasons are obvious. Force 100% of your user base to use your app platform. To leverage your desktop users to maximum effect, force them to access desktop apps through the app platform interface also. Tell app developers you have x million users of your app platform. Profit from your app business ala Google and Apple.

      Presumably the fallout from all of this is still $ positive in the long term.

    24. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by lgw · · Score: 2

      I haven't seen a big advantage in startup times, but then I like to power stuff off when I'm not using it.

      Win7 seems to do a fine job with idling processors or running one at low speed, though I haven't tried it on mobile. Surface still needs work for battery life, but I could believe it's better than WIn7.

      I use VMware Workstation - Hyper-V just doesn't do what I need with snapshotting and cloning. Though I do like the "compatibility through virtualization" approach in general.

      I keep hearing about all these secrect tricks you can do with the Win8 UI to access cool functionality. Windows-key hotkeys and etc. Sorry, it's dead to me if it's not discoverable.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    25. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Agreed. I've got Windows 8 and it's pretty decent. The two major flaws are the Metro screen (stupidity as an art) and the removal of start menu. Sure there are a lot of people who hated that start menu but it's very useful for many people (I haven't read all the way down yet, but I suspect there are many below who will say that only idiots need the start menu).

      On the plus side, Windows 8 got rid of aero and has a much more subdued UI that does not detract from the applications, it uses less memory and feels a lot faster. The startup/shutdown speed is faster but that's mostly an illusion (startup is from a half hibernated state, and shutdown blanks the screen up to a minute before actually shutting down which is nice on a battery backed device but could be bad on a desktop if power is shut off too soon).

      I haven't even added classic shell (which I do not like the look of) or start8 (which I think is much nicer). I was always intending to but learned a few shortcuts so it's not so necessary. I just don't do enough work on windows for it to matter, it's only used at home. If I used windows at work I think I'd miss the start menu much more.

    26. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Darinbob · · Score: 1, Funny

      You can get used to Windows dumbed down cmd shell eventually too. But sane people would rather use a real shell. You can get used to losing your legs in the war as well, but better overall to keep them.

    27. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Its also insane that a community of supposed geeks' biggest problem with Windows 8 is an easily fixable GUI element.

      I mean this is supposed to be the community that loves Linux, bash, etc-- and Win8 also comes with PowerShell 4.0, which is seriously cool for anyone who knows what OOP is or has ever been plagued by having to deal with vbscript.

    28. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I think Microsoft would do this if they could. MS (and many others) are firm believers in enforced obsolescence. To them, everyone running an XBox 360 (or original XBox) are disloyal luddites who are evading their microsoft tax.

    29. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by kbolino · · Score: 2

      The wireless network selector with a large font that takes over half your screen and the removal of the wireless network manager GUI (seriously, you have to open a command prompt and use "netsh wlan ..." to see what networks are saved or change their settings if you're not connected to them at the time) are definite steps backward.

    30. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Part of the original motivation I think was putting marketing in charge of design. A department full of tablet and phone users who haven't touched a real computer in years put in charge of what a real computer should look like. I really do think that the planners honestly felt that the desktop would be dead and irrelevant very soon and that they are surprised that this is not the case.

      A second motivation is to drive people to the new apps store. Thus if people are using the old UI they won't be tempted to use the store on their social media oriented UI. They want a piece of the apps pie, they feel they're behind the curve compared to Apple and Google here. I used to think even Apple would never be so stupid, but recently they also require their stupid apple store for basic fundamental applications (such as xcode and command line tools).

    31. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by gweilo8888 · · Score: 1

      Having used them both side-by-side for the last year, Windows 8 is not far superior to Windows 7. It is in some respects modestly superior, in some respects, modestly worse, and overall, significantly less stable. Even if they both had an identical UI, I'd choose 7 over 8 in a heartbeat on a non-touchscreen machine. I haven't used 7 with touch (yet, I'll be downgrading my Win8 machine to Win7 soon and will give touch a try, then forego it if necessary).

    32. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They rushed out Windows 8 also. Metro and its built in apps were quite clearly unfinished when they shipped. Many of those apps looked like summer internship projects. Even the Bing app had less functionality than using Bing on IE. Not only was there not file browser, it did not even have any document browser.

      Metro UI when shipped was a proof of concept.

    33. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I vastly prefer the nested menus to the Metro "all apps" mess. It takes far too long to scan through the apps in the full screen in comparison.

      I dislike android a lot, and that's what I use. Android is "app" centric and there are really no apps there I like (it's a phone, not a computer). Android has no way to browse documents or files, you can only see apps. And too many apps that are useless that I can not delete, so I have to swipe, swipe, swipe, just as stupid as metro.

      On the other hand, android makes a bit of sense (once you learn how to use it, the damn thing needs a users manual as there are so many unintuitive actions you need to do). It's a phone after all, no keyboard or mouse and the display is miniscule and requires good eyes. A desktop computer however has these advanced tools so I should be able to use them, instead metro makes me want to treat it like a dumb smart phone.

    34. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by bekeleven · · Score: 2

      Woah woah woah. Superior to 7? Have you tried group policy editing? Turning off skydrive? How about figuring out why a wifi connection failed? They scrubbed the diagnostic messages so hard I couldn't find one in CLI or event viewer.

      The reason that I wanted to turn off Skydrive was because the app version has settings independent of the actual in-desktop process. So when I set it up, it brought me to the app, and I disabled "keep all my files off of my hard drive because that's the purpose of sync programs, right?" only I found out later, when I tried to run a program out of my directory, that the actual files didn't obey the global setting and my programs started suffering data corruption.

      Basically, every change windows 8 made has screwed power users. I'm lucky I've only run into 3 or 4. Then there's the minor gripes, like how action center always displays "virus database expired!" even though it updates itself whenever it runs a scan. I have the same setting on W7 and it never yelled at me about it. Or how it won't let me pin more than 3 explorer locations to my taskbar. Or how they removed access to Desktop Window Manager (DWM). Or, or, or...

    35. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by bekeleven · · Score: 2

      I was having an issue connecting to a wifi network last week. Just got "Sorry, we can't connect to that." every time. The troubleshooters were useless - "Have you tried setting your computer to autmagically connect to Starbucks_WIFI?" "Have you tried plugging in an ethernet cable?"

      After I (manually) Toggled wifi, toggled my router, restarted, reinstalled drivers, set my card to never turn off due to power concerns (who knew that was default?) and failed to find any form of error message in event viewer, I started getting into the CMD. Surely, I reasoned, I can get an error if I connect in a CLI.

      The first problem was that I wasn't already set up with that connection. I don't know how the profile XMLs are set up so I had to export my Wifi profile from another computer with netsh and throw it on using a flash drive. After I'd imported that - which is TERRIBLE, why can't I just give it the network and pass? - I tried connecting. Once, trice, three times.

      Every time I used Netsh connect the response was "Connection successful!" Obviously it never was. I threw some pings to see if my UI was lying, but no, it just failed to connect every time. Who knows why?

      I'm getting angry again just thinking about it. I even asked microsoft tech support. After about an hour the response was "I have nothing else for you to try, I have no way to find out the error, but if you pay us money we can set up a remote session." Yeah, that will help me get online.

      I tried being a microsoft apologist from around 2009 to mid-2013. It wasn't for me.

    36. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      It a lot easier to have a start menu and not use, than to need it and not have it. With a start menu you can find things you only use once in a blue moon without cluttering up your screen shortcuts and have windows nag you about deleting unused icons.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    37. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Took me 2 weeks to figure out what it was, I upgraded from win3.10 to win95 so I was happily using my nice comfortable file manager from win3.10 in win95, getting a clean install of win95 was a shocker.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    38. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by edibobb · · Score: 1

      Pale Moon works pretty well. Slashdot must be running on Windows 8 because it insists that I waste time typing crap in order to take longer to leave a message. Jerks.

    39. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Hilariously, that is likely correct. After all, 8 was designed for touch input. So if you hold the monitor and poke at it, it will probably work quite well.

      But if you're holding a mouse, well, you're holding it wrong.

    40. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      > Customers made them believe they wanted a seamless device to device experience...

      Where/who/what exactly makes this true? I am not saying I don't believe that some study like that existed but I'd like to see it before I believe in its validity.

      Because what I've been saying all along is that having multiple UI's is not a huge deal. We as humans can deal with that fact all day long. We don't need our toaster to have the same UI as our oven even if they form similar tasks. And that same idea extends freaking everywhere.

      I honestly think that idea was never any sort of customer driven event, rather a marketing idea that was driven by shills in the tech press. That then took root into MS's internal culture.

      I have used TONS of UI's over the years and have 0 problems with having a UI for my phone/tablet/whatever that has no real reason to expect a keyboard/mouse to ever be present being different than a UI for a system that will. In fact I downright expect better design from those who design UIs. And going the other way, forcing a UI that ignores the fact that my primary input is going to be a keyboard/mouse, smacks of bad design.

      But we all know it was not some sort of bad design. It was/is a tactic by MS.

      --

      Really, I know what I'm doing...Ohhhh, look at the shiny buttons!
    41. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by DudemanX · · Score: 1

      No, it's not that bad because 95% of the programs I use all pin nicely to the taskbar. The 5% of obscure stuff I only run once every blue moon is easily invoked from either Win+R, Start->Search, or Start->click one extra button to see a full screen version of the same damn start menu from Win95.

      If the new "Start Screen" or whatever it's called really impacts your productivity that much then you're over-reliant on it. I don't ever really even see the damn thing unless I want to check the info on the Weather app tile.

    42. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by alexo · · Score: 1

      powershell is dumbed down?

    43. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by BoberFett · · Score: 2

      A command line is powerful for doing some things. A good GUI is powerful for others. Metro is neither, and it introduces an awful horizontal scrolling paradigm that's fine for touch tablets but awful for KB/M computing.

    44. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I vastly prefer the nested menus to the Metro "all apps" mess. It takes far too long to scan through the apps in the full screen in comparison.

      In what way? Ok let's take a look at my start menu. One item is Cisco Packet tracer. Inside of that is Cisco Packet Tracer Help, Cisco Packet Tracer, Qt Linguist, Saves, Uninstall Cisco Packet Tracer. I think I've used all of one of those in my entire lifetime, yet there's an entire nested menu for all of the other crap I never touch. If I wanted to uninstall, I'd hit the programs and features applet, if I wanted help, I'd click the help menu while packet tracer is running (though I can't think of any time when those "help" files have ever been of any use.)

      Let's keep looking, shall we? There's a hearthstone folder that just has hearthstone and nothing else in it. To launch hearthstone, I have to first open the hearthstone menu, as if there was something else I needed to run in there, only there isn't. Under Steam there's Steam and Steam Support Center.

      I could go on for days. This entire thing is stupid. Sure, if you want the "all programs" nested menu, that's fine, but any nested folders beyond that is not only useless but also a waste of time. If the app is broken, do the right thing and fucking google it, not screw around with useless help files.

      Android you effectively have exactly as I describe, only the icons are bigger relative to the screen size to accommodate touch.

      Android has no way to browse documents or files, you can only see apps.

      I use ES File Explorer. Before that there was Astro, which has been around since like forever. What the hell are you talking about?

    45. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But with the nested menus, or at least the way I had it, you didn't see anything underneath the nested menu until you clicked on it. As in you don't see all the Cisco Packet Tracer stuff, you only see one line for the top level menu. Even if it expanded it all it still used far less screen space than the "all apps" gives you with much less scrolling about. When scanning the nested menus I can see all the items relatively quickly, with "all apps" I find it takes much more time with my eyes scanning each column, and the titles of subgroups don't stand out enough from the icons to be able to quickly scan them. And remember that start menu was more than just browsing installed programs, it also had the shutdown, control panel, recently used docs, etc. Sure I learned to live without it, pinned a few more things to the task bar, found the hidden menus, etc, but it doesn't mean I was happy about it.

      If people like "all apps" or even the larger metro start screen then that's fine, they can use that. The problem is with removing the existing functionality as if they knew better than the user what the user wanted. Options are great; removing options is not good; removing options and a feature is just being deliberately mean to the user.

      Now if they had gone a full OS release cycle with both the old start menu and new start screen before deciding based on usage statistics "everyone loves new style and no one is using the old style, so lets remove start menu" then that would be at least somewhat reasonable. Instead what they did was decide that a large number of people did not use start menu very often so it was removed for everyone without first creating and evaluating a replacement. Although I think that was just transparent justification, they really removed it to force people to the start screen so that more eyeballs would notice the store icon.

      For android, there is no document browser by default, it does not ship with one. Of course you can add third party apps, you can add third party applications to windows to do just about anything, including start menu or unix command lines or x windows, etc. Similarly, metro has no general purpose document browser by default and you have to fall back to desktop to do that.

    46. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, some great links. Win8 has grown on me since I installed ClassicShell but (perhaps tellingly) apart from the new Task Manager and the adjustments to the look and feel, I've found it hard to explain the difference in quantifiable terms when asked. IMHO Win8 is barely a point release from 7, when setting the interface-formerly-known-as-Metro bullshit aside.

      8/8.1 feels just a touch more nimble than 7; 7 itself was of course a huge step up from Vista. I hate that OS. No matter how ruthlessly it is pared back the damn thing always handles like an old bus forcing its way through mud.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    47. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by bluescrn · · Score: 1

      There's at least a dozen start menu replacements out there. Aren't they becoming the new 'browser toolbar' for installing spyware/junkware?

      MS don't want to encourage that any more than they already have....

    48. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by bluescrn · · Score: 1

      It's not so much about the menu itself, at least for more serious users.

      It's about ctrl-esc bringing up the start menu search box, where almost anything can be launched by typing the first 2-3 characters of the application name then hitting enter, without a highly disruptive switch in and out of full-screen mode, to and from a full screen of rainbow-coloured animating tiles - in a completely different UI, almost a completely separate OS within an OS, a world of restrictions, code-signing, and app stores...

    49. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I had issues rendering SVGs on Pale Moon and went back to FF29. The menu is annoying, yes, but other than that it's pretty familiar. I've certainly not had the same jarring experience as I had testing hardware with Windows 8 ("Ok, don't need to RMA this one, DBAN and install Windows 7"-style testing). I had to look up how to shut down the system online.

      --
      Finally had enough. Come see us over at https://soylentnews.org/
    50. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by xianzombie · · Score: 1

      If you're not already familiar with it, I highly recommend "Classic Shell". http://www.classicshell.net/

      That will let you choose a few different traditional start menu types, allow Win7 style searching from the menu, add some features into the Windows Explorer, and disable the active corners and metro screen.

      Once that's done, I personally like the OS as much or better than Win7.

      Disclaimer:

      My win7 box is a company laptop with 8gig ram, an 2.4ghz I5 processor, Dell something or other but stuck with MS Office, McAffee and some other crap I can't uninstall per company policy.

      My Win8 laptop has 4gig ram, 2.5ghz, i3 processor Toshiba Satellite and configured the way *I* want it.

      So, in my situation, working off two different machines, different software, different settings: Win8 seems faster and more responsive "to me". I'm sure some of this is a function of background tasks, etc, YMMV.

    51. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by xianzombie · · Score: 1

      You mean the types of geeks that dispute Gnome vs KDE vs XFCE vs any other number of configurable GUI interfaces for Linux throwing a fit about having the option to change a menu button on a Windows system via a 3rd party customizable interface to give a user options as to what they want?

    52. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      "What next, brick all of the XBox 360s so people have to buy an XBone?"

      Bob: This guys got upper management written all over him

      Also quit giving them evil ideas!

    53. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      But with the nested menus, or at least the way I had it, you didn't see anything underneath the nested menu until you clicked on it.

      Wrong. Very very wrong. It's there when you need to navigate to your intended selection. Not only that, but navigating to your intended selection takes more steps as a result. Face it, it is needlessly complicated.

      For android, there is no document browser by default, it does not ship with one. Of course you can add third party apps, you can add third party applications to windows to do just about anything

      How is that a bad thing? That's actually a good thing. One of the chief complaints about big monolithic operating systems is that they are difficult to fit to your exact need because they include everything but the kitchen sink out of the box. This increases hardware expense by default and makes it more problematic to scale to a different need.

      Therefore I'm going to say no, and very much wrong again to what is essentially your second point and has nothing to do with the start menu. The more bare the OS is out of the box, the better, because then you just add features only as you need them. This means you have a more lean OS out of the box which means better performance and better security by default. Most systems are being built this way from this point forward. (It reminds me of Cisco's NX-OS, where in stark contrast to IOS, all features are turned off by default and have to be enabled first before using them. WAY better design.)

      Android is very good in that respect because the base operating system has no crapware. The Gapps (basically everything that is included on Nexus devices such as Play Services, Gmail, Maps, etc) are barely 87mb and are hardly what you'd consider bloatware. Compared to Windows where some 4GB worth of base middleware apps are included, and 1.3GB of "metro" apps are included, Android does a much better job here. It can scale to lower end hardware MUCH better. (Windows systems have almost nothing to spare on a 32GB flash disk, where Android barely needs 1GB for its entire footprint.)

      Whenever you need a feature, ask and ye shall receive. Most people don't use file managers, hence it is one of those things that isn't built in, nor should it be. If you want it, you add it; very simple. If you reformat often (something I've not found a need for with Android) your app selections are synced with your account, so there's no need to re-download, it'll be automatically picked up again.

    54. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      1. No, they're very much not hidden, and furthermore they aren't even needed at any time ever. Seriously, I have never clicked them once. Besides, you completely ignored my mention of hearthstone where you have to open yet another nested menu just to launch a simple game.

      Essentially you have to take 5 actions to perform something that should only take two actions. This is why the start menu is shit.

      2. This has zero to do with the start menu. Absolutely buck nothing to do with it. Furthermore, it's also a completely crap argument because this line of thinking contributes to the bloat and security problems we kept running into during the naughties. It's a line of thinking that is obsolete, and newer OSes don't use it anymore. See my previous post for a better description as to why this is very wrong.

    55. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      My completely uninformed opinion here is that Microsoft needs to learn how to write a process scheduler. My computer should never decide it has more important matters to deal with than my input.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    56. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Given that you can switch to the metro tiles and start typing the name of what you want to run, and a list of matching apps comes up, I really don't see the issue. That was the best feature in Windows 7, they didn't kill it, they just made it harder to find. If I want to run word, I type word... and hit return.

      Gee just like Linux imagine that. Come to think of it, didn't all computers work this way before somebody decided users were idiots and everything had to be made all gui pretty?

      Sure, they broke damn near everything for the home user... Windows 8 out of the box won't play a video outside of the web browser - and has no codecs for any format. Movie Maker just crashes on anything longer than 1 minute. The Metro version of all of the apps suck beyond sucking. They are killing Skype for everyone. But the start menu, I mean really, WHO CARES???

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    57. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that MS - after all these years - still can't do FTP without a third party app. Which, when you think about it, is pretty amazing. Can't do WebDAV shares, either, which is also insane.

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    58. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by lgw · · Score: 1

      I thought IE actually did FTP, or at least used to. I haven't tried in years, though. With the advent of DropBox (or OneDrive if you're a MS fan), I haven't seen FTP in forever (but then, maybe that's because there's no easy way to FTP upload from a Windows box?)

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    59. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by lgw · · Score: 1

      8 was merely a UI debacle, but Vista was an abomination. I still wonder how that even made it out the door. Hopefully 9 takes us back to a good UI, as I really like Win 7 and the server counterpart.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    60. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      For reasons known only to them, they wanted phones, tablets, notebooks and desktops to all use the same interface. Since a start menu doesn't work well on a phone, they opted to remove it.

      Would you not think that with a single interface, that a) The support team size can be optimized (smaller is better), and b) reliability can be improved, as any bug found would be common to all products, leading to faster roll out of patches, and c) Only one architecture to protect from hackers.

      Reminds me of Henry Ford and the early startup times. All the car colors he initially manufactured were standard black. No other color was available. Ergo All you will have from MS is one interface, no others available.

      --
      Leslie Satenstein Montreal Quebec Canada
    61. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Hmm....

      Take the Metro screen, put it in a special window that is always open, but can be moved, resized, minimized, etc. If you attempt to close it, Windows asks if you want to shut down the computer. Make it so you can organize the tiles by grouping them together and create a new tile that when clicked on, will open up a sub-window with your tile group in it. That way you can organize your tiles into groups such as "Accessories", "Games", "Applications" and "Main". That ought to work :)

    62. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      If you're moving files between Linux servers and Windows boxes, you're doing a lot of ftp. MS FTP is still passive - as it was written in the days when computers were all on hardwired, local LAN's... IE ftp is great for a casual small file transfer but if you want to move 30,000 files from your web server it is not the best choice. FTP on port 21 is not all there is, either! There is secure ftp sftp - and key protected SSH ftp, scp.

      Linux does ftp/sftp/scp without it getting in the way - a remote machine looks, acts, and feels like another folder in the file system. This makes the most sense...

      MS only does this with MS shared volumes. That made sense when the server was in the same office as you. An MS Shared volume on a server on the Internet is a giant sign that says "Welcome Hackers"

      MS still doesn't get the Internet and how people work today in Web Dev - which is why they have lost just about all of it to nix/PHP. This is a real shame, because MS IDE's are some of the best ever made.

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    63. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, CIFS shares are fine if you have a VPN but, yeah, not so much on the open internet.

      MS still doesn't get the Internet and how people work today in Web Dev

      I wouldn't quite say that, but they're not there yet. OneDrive is their answer for the files part, and where it works today it's great, but it's not yet a tool for moving between servers (it's quite nice for Windows and Android for personal stuff, and I'd guess other clients are coming).

      You can see where MS has tried to make their IDE work for web dev - it sure would be nice if they eventually get it right!

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    64. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      You can see where MS has tried to make their IDE work for web dev - it sure would be nice if they eventually get it right!

      In the days of .net Winforms development, the MS IDE was the best in the business, no question about it. You're right, they have gotten a lot better - particularly with Java debugging - but they have a ways to go.

      Digital Interactive is agile to the max, runs best on lean tools. Microsoft is stuck in a waterfall era, tools with every single possible option (and licensing costs to match). Just look at how easy it is to setup an svn or git repo, with three tiers of servers (dev, stage, prod) - .vs. what it takes to setup a TFS environment. Crazy. Look at the price of a fully provisioned MS developer desktop & server compared to a Linux desktop with netbeans. Look how easy it is to setup decent security on a Linux server....

      Why would I have servers in house when I can be in a world class data center for $50/u per month? MS still thinks we all have internal data centers.

      Open Source VPN is great, but it doesn't do Windows, if I want a Windows VPN I'll end up paying through the nose for that.

      As a guy who earned his MCSD back in the C++ days, and his MCAD.net with C#/Winforms/ASP.net it's all very sad, as I actually LIKE Microsoft, and think their stuff is pretty good. SQL Server, for example, absolutely rocks compared to MySQL. But the clients see the $6,000 license fee, plus the Windows Server license, and they choose LAMP. Which is why we have 17 Unix Web servers... and 3 Windows Web servers.

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    65. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by lgw · · Score: 1

      I'm using Visual Studio Online today to do sprints. Shockingly, it's fine. It's no better than the other agile project management tools I've used, but it's no worse either. If MS could just add full Git integration to it, they'd have something. There're not stuck in waterfall on their latest stuff, and I can see the potential for them to be the best tool for tracking agile work for large teams, if they can get over themselves on version control (there are no good bug tracking systems, so using the integrated VS tools for that is nice since at least it's integrated out of the box).

      MS isn't still stuck in the "internal server" world: you can trivially create an Azure-hosted web server to host a web application you make in VS. It's quite slick for toy projects. Still not there yet for anything real, but again I can see the potential for mid-sized deployments being magic. Azure though just isn't ready for large scale (millions or billions of users) - it's way behind EC2 when you start caring about the tools that let you manage thousands of servers.

      Still, Azure is fine if you just need a dozen servers, if only VS would get past it's tentative first steps and actually make one-button build-deploy work magically for load-balanced sets of servers with automatic "let a few users on the new stuff, then roll it back or forward based on service health". They'd be worth their premium at that point.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    66. Re:Any idea what's the motivation to remove START? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --What, are you kidding? I can go to a CMD prompt in Win7 and type in ' ftp ' and it works. It's crappy and basic, but it's there. However, googling for " Winscp " and installing it is dead simple.

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  4. Every Other OS by meerling · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft seems to be intentionally upholding the old meme about 'every other OS released by Microsoft sucking'.

    After a while, you really have to wonder why they keep doing this.

    1. Re:Every Other OS by djdanlib · · Score: 1

      Publicists usually say that any kind of buzz is good for business.

      And they know people are going to buy it. When J. Random User with $400 walks into a store and wants to buy a laptop, does (s)he have any other choice?

    2. Re:Every Other OS by jones_supa · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because those lists are not true. They always conveniently forget a release in between, or describe a release as good/bad even if it actually was the opposite.

    3. Re:Every Other OS by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Well good/bad is an opinion. Many people look at those the list and agree, some will not.

      --
      When you cant win, ad hominem.
    4. Re:Every Other OS by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      So, the list is neither good nor bad, but fundamentally useless?

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    5. Re:Every Other OS by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      That's what also makes it so easy to tweak those lists to make the good/bad pattern appear.

    6. Re:Every Other OS by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      When J. Random User with $400 walks into a store and wants to buy a laptop, does (s)he have any other choice?

      Well, how much is a Chromebook?

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    7. Re:Every Other OS by roc97007 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Publicists usually say that any kind of buzz is good for business.

      And they know people are going to buy it. When J. Random User with $400 walks into a store and wants to buy a laptop, does (s)he have any other choice?

      Sure. Buy a mac. And I'm saying that as someone who thinks macs are overpriced trendy hipster-ware. Besides all the shiny marketing, they are admittedly designed with usability in mind, which Microsoft seems to have forgotten how to do.

      I'm still using Windows 7, but if M$ hasn't gotten their act together by the time it reaches EOL, I'm actively considering jumping ship. Apple runs the apps I need. (If Linux did, I'd use that instead, but they don't yet.)

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    8. Re:Every Other OS by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Sure. Buy a mac. And I'm saying that as someone who thinks macs are overpriced trendy hipster-ware.

      Are there any $400 Mac laptops? Because, that was the specific example you replied to.

      If there aren't, then the choices of someone with $400 to spend on a machine are much more limited.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    9. Re:Every Other OS by NotDrWho · · Score: 2

      How much to run most software on it?

      $0, because you can't.

      --
      SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
    10. Re:Every Other OS by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Funny

      After a while, you really have to wonder why they keep doing this.

      Yeah, they should only release odd-numbered OS's!

    11. Re:Every Other OS by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Besides all the shiny marketing, they are admittedly designed with usability in mind,

      I used to believe this load of bullshit about Mac usability, until I got one. I've been using a Macbook Pro for 6 months now as my primary machine, and I still hate it. Usability my ass... just TRY connecting the damn thing to a projector or second display in a conference room and making it behave in a rational manner. Or try taking a screenshot... what was that obnoxious key combo again? That's right... it makes no sense and can't be remembered by a mere mortal. Let's jump to the beginning of a line with the Home key, or the end of the line with the End key... oh wait, it doesn't have one. They conveniently replaced those with more key combinations that can't be remembered by us mortals. Apparently text entry isn't an important usability case for Apple.

      Any time I want to get real work done, I plug in a Windows keyboard and switch over to a Windows VM. Why? Not because I love Microsoft software and Windows so much, it's because it "just fucking works" unlike everything on the Mac.

    12. Re:Every Other OS by djdanlib · · Score: 1

      Which big box retailer or mall outlet sells those?

    13. Re:Every Other OS by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      Microcenter -- though even a 2GB ram refurb goes for $550.

    14. Re:Every Other OS by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      define "most"
      Every IT shop I've dealt with has been in a mad dash to become OS agnostic over the past 5 years. That wasn't to get away from our SUN boxes, I can assure you.

      You need to understand... in most corporate environments, the majority of tools people use could easily be migrated to HTML frontends. Once that's done they're unimaginably easier to maintain. In the few cases where there are specialty software packages... Photoshop, Autocad, visual studio... those employees are already used to working in a unique environment. For a very long time you could only do cad on some flavor of Unix. Comapnies will have no problem at all telling those guys "Thats your cad machine... and next to it is your work computer" They're used to it. As more and more companies move off windows, all those big software vendors will port their products.

    15. Re:Every Other OS by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Really most non-business/non-gamer users are not all that tied to Windows software anymore. The web browser has largely become their OS. Web browsing, email in a web browser, shopping from a web browser, and media playing from the web browser is most of what gets done on a personal computer these days. Even the occasional resume doesn't really need any Microsoft products these days.

    16. Re:Every Other OS by houghi · · Score: 1

      Look at it as Schrodinger's OS which is both good AND bad.

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    17. Re:Every Other OS by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      No, it really isn't. OSX is a usability nightmare on par with Windows 8. The best part of OSX is that it is a *nix under the hood, and that is of little to no use for J. Random User.

    18. Re:Every Other OS by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 1

      It all makes sense now. Steve Jobs liked "shiny." And I'll admit, it *is* shiny.

    19. Re:Every Other OS by Belial6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I completely agree. OSX has a poor user interface. Their "Save screen real estate by only having one pull down menu" made sense when we were running on 320x200 screens. At that resolution, a pull down menu took a significant percentage of the screen real estate, and everyone was using a single screen. Today, screen real estate is abundant, and multiple monitors are common. With the single menu, there is no good visual cue to indicate which of your many open windows the pull down menu will affect. This is a poor UI giving poor usability. Putting removable media in the trash is the movement for ejecting the media? Total brain dead UI.

    20. Re:Every Other OS by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Macs were never 320 * 200 screens. (One of the Apple IIGS resolutions is 320 * 200 though.)

      I don't know what you mean by "one pull down menu". If you mean only one menubar, that was changed in Mavericks. Each screen gets a menubar.

      If you mean you prefer a menubar in the window (like Windows, and actually, the Apple IIGS can do this too -- but it's not the same menubar as the app's menubar), that breaks usability, because you can't just zoom the cursor up to the top of the screen and it stops.. You have to very carefully position it.

    21. Re:Every Other OS by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I think the real meme here should really be "every other OS released by Microsoft doesn't suck as much".
      Windows 9 has a real good chance of suckage.

    22. Re:Every Other OS by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But not nearly as much as the desktop side of Windows 8. What does chromebook run anyway, if it's just android apps then it's as useless as my android phone.

    23. Re:Every Other OS by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Apple has been getting worse lately. Their optional Apple Store on the mac has started to become more mandatory. And the Macs no longer have user serviceable parts (you can't even replace the battery), and any service requires using an Apple store (this almost always means that you get a loaner laptop that eventually you get to keep permanently because they actually can't fix the hardware, as their geniuses are high school dropouts). And good luck getting Apple service if you don't live near a major city.

    24. Re:Every Other OS by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I agree here in a way. Apple really has screwed up a lot with the laptops in someway. The UI is very usable, vastly better than Windows (which I've used far more than macs in my life), and the trackpad is the only laptop mouse system that I've ever found useful. But...

      Plug into an external monitor and a macbook very often gets confused. It loves to move windows around when you plug in or remove the monitor, even if external monitor is same resolution as the laptop. It's as if no one in Apple ever considered the fact that someone might want to use an external monitor as the primary/only display (I only flip it open in rare cases when I use it remotely, or more common cases where it's completely confused and I have to open it to log in).

    25. Re:Every Other OS by DocHoncho · · Score: 2

      Worse than Android apps, it only runs Chrome apps. Possibly NaCl is supported, I've no idea, but the bulk of the apps are HTML/CSS/JS zipped up with some metadata. I've been tossing around the idea of getting a Chromebook, but only if Linux could be installed on it easily, which it seems like some Chromebooks cannot do. Mostly they seem to support a weird dual-install that boggles my mind and seems really sub-optimal. Perhaps someone with more experience can elaborate.

      Personally, I doubt I could do very much work in ChromeOS itself, and what I could do would be limited to whatever the "SSH client" in the Chrome store can support. SSH is nice and all, but I'd rather not be stuck doing absolutely everything in it especially if network conditions aren't so good. Nothing like your ssh client lagging while you're trying to edit text. Where or where will the cursor be when it catches up, and what got fucked up in the process?

      --
      Celebrity worship is a poor substitute for Deity worship and costs more to boot.
    26. Re:Every Other OS by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Besides all the shiny marketing, they are admittedly designed with usability in mind, which Microsoft seems to have forgotten how to do.

      The word "forgotten" may be too generous.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    27. Re:Every Other OS by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Sure it runs more apps. There will always be a gap in app count but the usefulness and quality gap is really narrow.

    28. Re:Every Other OS by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      If you mean you prefer a menubar in the window (like Windows, and actually, the Apple IIGS can do this too -- but it's not the same menubar as the app's menubar), that breaks usability, because you can't just zoom the cursor up to the top of the screen and it stops.. You have to very carefully position it.

      Except you'll have to "very carefully position it" to actually, you know, click on one of those menu items once you've flailed the cursor up to the top of the screen. So I'd say it's a non-issue, and thus the single menu bar is, as ever, crap.

      --
      Celebrity worship is a poor substitute for Deity worship and costs more to boot.
    29. Re:Every Other OS by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Like I said, there isn't a single menu bar, there's a single menu bar per monitor..

      Plus, carefully positioning it AFTER you have 'roughly' gotten there is much easier than having to carefully position it to start with.

    30. Re:Every Other OS by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Early Mac and later "low cost" models had only 512x384. And single tasking!, so like with Atari ST the issue doesn't matter.

    31. Re:Every Other OS by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Yes, a few home users pirated it.

    32. Re:Every Other OS by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Not really. Metro is pretty notorious for having shitty apps compared to...well...everything.

    33. Re:Every Other OS by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Ok so that means Windows 9 will be good. But you know, Windows 10 could follow in Apple's footsteps and be called "Windows X" and go with a Unix core. Will that version of Windows be shitty?

    34. Re:Every Other OS by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      No. It isn't. That is part of the "Macs have a good UI" myth. A mouse is incredibly good at fine detail pointing. Once you have achieved the ability to use a mouse at all, pointing to a specific spot that is in the middle of the screen is no harder than pointing to a spot that is along the top edge.

      It is great that after 30 years, Apple has figured out that only one menu bar is a poor design. Maybe in another 30 years, they will figure out that putting the menu at the top is a bad idea. Then all the Apple fans can claim that the current version is the one that really is good.

    35. Re:Every Other OS by Keyboard+Rage · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. OSX has a poor user interface. Their "Save screen real estate by only having one pull down menu" made sense when we were running on 320x200 screens. At that resolution, a pull down menu took a significant percentage of the screen real estate, and everyone was using a single screen. Today, screen real estate is abundant, and multiple monitors are common. With the single menu, there is no good visual cue to indicate which of your many open windows the pull down menu will affect.

      What "one pull down menu"? Do you mean the menu bar, or are you mixing up iOS and OS X?

      This is a poor UI giving poor usability. Putting removable media in the trash is the movement for ejecting the media? Total brain dead UI.

      There's at least two other options to eject removable media: Command-E and clicking the Eject button. So if you don't like trashing removable devices, just use one of the others.

      Sounds like you are complaining about a OS you either haven't used at all, or haven't taken the time to explore (which, given that this is Slashdot, would be very curious).

    36. Re:Every Other OS by Keyboard+Rage · · Score: 1

      Or try taking a screenshot... what was that obnoxious key combo again? That's right... it makes no sense and can't be remembered by a mere mortal.

      Meet Grab: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grab_(software) . Very handy, and it has more options for screenshots than just hitting whatever the key combination for taking a screenshot is.

    37. Re:Every Other OS by ubertopf · · Score: 1

      That's funny, you see I have Windows 7 in VM here on my MacBook Pro and can't stop cussing about text navigation on windows. On a Mac every text entry behaves the same: arrow keys move the cursor one character, option + arrow key moves one word, cmd + arrow key moves to the start and end of a line. It's pretty much hard-coded into my muscle memory by now and I can rely upon every text-entry behaving this way. Same with text selection via mouse: click once & keep pressed places cursor and selects characters, double click & keep pressed selects word under mouse and whole words after that, triple click for paragraphs.

      It's not so much the actual interface combo but consistency that drives me mad on Windows, e.g. triple clicking in Visual Studio deselects the text-selection rather than to select the whole paragraph or line and it's different with every other application - you just cannot rely upon it!

      --

      something clever to make me stand out!

    38. Re:Every Other OS by donaldm · · Score: 1

      Sure. Buy a mac. And I'm saying that as someone who thinks macs are overpriced trendy hipster-ware.

      We are talking about $400 and I assume that is in the USA. just saying "Buy a mac" is a bit unreasonable since you have no idea what that person wants the computer for. If they want the PC for gaming although IMHO $400 is a bit cheap for that, then a MAC is most likely not suitable.

      If they want to predominately surf the web or just some general purpose computing such as view movie files, edit photographs, basic office work .. etc, then a machine running an Apple OS, MS Windows OS or even a Linux distribution OS would be fine.

      Of course if they are considering the odd "Games for Windows" as well then they are pretty well locked into a Microsoft OS and for a new machine that usually means MS Windows 8/8.1.

      --
      There ain't no such thing as proprietary standards only proprietary formats. Standards are by definition open.
    39. Re:Every Other OS by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You might as well moan that you can't get much *real* work done on a tablet or your smartphone. That isn't what those things are for. A Chromebook isn't a general purpose workstation, it's a web browser and a few supporting apps. If that isn't what you want just don't buy it, don't complain that it isn't what you thought it was.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    40. Re:Every Other OS by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

      A Chromebook isn't a general purpose workstation, it's a web browser and a few supporting apps. If that isn't what you want just don't buy it

      The problem is that this is not how companies are marketing it. They are ABSOLUTELY marketing Chromebooks as general purpose laptops. You can see them in the Best Buy flyers right next to the other Windows and Apple laptops.

      --
      SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
    41. Re:Every Other OS by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      General purpose for Joe Average, who mostly browses the web and can do all their word processing and spreadsheets in Google Docs.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    42. Re:Every Other OS by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Microsoft can't maintain a numbering scheme for more than two versions.
      I will bet you solid money that the next version of windows is not marketed as "Windows 9" when it comes out.

      They can't even stick to a minor change numbering scheme. The next big update will probably be Windows 8.1 update 1 service pack 1. You know there's some pointy haired boss that goes into a conniption fit when an engineer suggests they release 8.2.

      Although, It'd be pretty awesome if they released Windows 9.4 and then had a "throwback" UI change for Windows 9.5

    43. Re:Every Other OS by bwwatr · · Score: 1

      I think it's because they are in an "innovate - iterate" cycle, and they are incompetent at getting things right the first time they try them. Partly due to their own shortsightedness, and sometimes due to third party hardware and software vendors

      95 - innovate - was seen as a good release when it came out, because innovation was needed - but in reality, it was a steaming pile of unreliability
      98 - iterate - improved stability from 95 - was a good OS (by the time we got SE anyway)
      { ME - innovate - sucked major ass for no good reason
      { 2000 - innovate - good release but lack of drivers and compatibility held it back
      XP - iterated on 2000, bringing it into the home, and probably their most successful product ever
      Vista - innovate - new kernel and driver model - sucky reception, basically due to the ecosystem not being ready for the changes
      7 - iterated on Vista - home run, straight out of the park - they didn't try to do anything too shocking here, just delivered a good product
      8 - innovate - let's re-write the book on UI - flop
      9 - iterate on 8 - I actually expect it to be a good release

      /my theory

    44. Re:Every Other OS by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Good point. 2020 is a long time away. If Adobe ever ports their suite to Linux anywhere in that time frame, I'd be more than happy to tell all the major OS players to go screw. I'm tired of battling the OS, and I'm tired of paying for mandatory new versions every few years. I want to get work done.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    45. Re:Every Other OS by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      If you start saving now, by the time 7 reaches EOL you should be fine for that beautiful shiny mac.
      Problem solved.

      Agreed, and Mac fans do have a tendency to hunger for the bright shiny new mac with the smell of plastic still fresh in the air and the trendy packing material untouched.

      But if you're trying to get work done, as opposed to having a cool new thing that your friends will oooh and aaaah over, used Macs can be a bargain, precisely because Mac owners are willing to mortgage their kids for the next model, leaving recent but "obsolete" models behind in significant numbers. Although I'm currently on Windows, I've owned three Macs, and the most expensive of them was less than $200.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    46. Re:Every Other OS by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I haven't looked at OSX but I said pretty much the same about OS9, which I mucked about with enough to learn that I detest how it operates from one end to the other. I can see the appeal for people who never, ever do anything but operate on documents stored on their desktop, but for anything else -- eccch.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    47. Re:Every Other OS by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Which would be the smallest part of the market, that no company really cares about because the margins are razor thin, and the support expectations are absurd....

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    48. Re:Every Other OS by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Yes, one menu bar. It is poor UI design for high resolution displays. Another poster pointed out that the lastest version has finally added a menu bar to each monitor, but that is a half assed solution to a broken UI. Of course, he used the same kind of excuses for the half assed fix that Mac fans used for the broken UI of only one menu bar.

      Yes, I have used the OS. Recognizing that the UI isn't very good is not the same thing as not having used it. Pointing out a hot key as a replacement for the GUI design isn't even close to valid. Hot keys are for people who want to avoid interacting with the GUI. It is dandy that there is a second GUI method to eject the disk, but it doesn't change the fact that there is still a GUI method for ejecting removable that any sane designer would link to a delete/format command.

    49. Re:Every Other OS by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      A valid point on the margins and expectations, but a large part of Microsoft's hold is the network effect between home users, gamers, and businesses. Gamers can be turned in just a couple of years. Businesses are harder, but given that they don't like to rewrite software, but given how much they are moving to web based applications, and moving to locking down the desktop, that market isn't as stable as some would want to believe. I don't think that Microsoft can really afford to lose the home market. They clearly see it the same way as they go well out of their way in trying to derail other OSes from gaining inroads in that market.

      Either way, the thread was concerning J. Random User walking into a store to buy a laptop. That is the group of users that are not gamers or business users.

    50. Re:Every Other OS by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Really? Used Mac prices are insane. Even models that Apple has dropped support for will still fetch hundreds of dollars on the used market. It's crazy and I have no idea why people pay that much.

      On the other hand, used PC's are cheap. Part of it is because new PCs are inexpensive, so people aren't going to pay premium prices for a used system. Another reason is that a lot of corporations lease PC's and after 3-5 years they get dumped on the used market. It also doesn't hurt that the parts are more standardized so they're much easier to repair and upgrade. Recently, the end of life for XP has dumped a lot of early Core 2 systems out there for cheap that came with an XP sticker, and someone decided it wasn't economical to buy a newer version of Windows. These make great Linux systems, and will run Windows 7 or 8 just fine if you're willing to fork out for a license.

    51. Re:Every Other OS by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Windows ME was kind of a stop-gap release. 98SE was originally supposed to be the end of the line for the Dos-based Windows, but what was going to be XP Home just wasn't ready, so quick lets backport some of the features from XP back to Windows 98 and call it ME! Yeah, maybe trying to shoehorn System Restore and the TCP/IP stack from Win2k into Windows 98 wasn't such a good idea after all...

    52. Re:Every Other OS by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's real rev share - the Military, the F100 - are not going to web based applications as fast as you might think. They have billions invested in desktop systems - e.g. Windows Forms - and if these applications work, there is no reason to change them "just because".

      I've often wondered exactly how much of MS's revenue comes from consumers relative to government/F100. The conclusion is always the same - the really dumb things they do were because the big boys said they wanted it.

      Does J. Random User exist anymore? He's probably buying a tablet :-)

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    53. Re:Every Other OS by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > and someone decided it wasn't economical to buy a newer version of Windows

      That's a significant reason. Or, the newer version of windows won't run on the old (but still adequate) hardware, for whatever reason -- drivers, or lack of sufficient grunt.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    54. Re:Every Other OS by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Of course J. Random User still exists. While I do believe that a Bluetooth keyboard can make a tablet usable for writing, not many people even know that they can use a keyboard with their tablet, much less have actually tried it.

      That being said, any move to tablets just shows the truth to my statement that J. Random User really isn't tied to MS software anymore. Besides, the difference between a tablet and a laptop is more a matter of built-in peripherals than it is any real distinction. Laptops and tablets are both just computers. Put a tablet in one of these and it is a laptop.

    55. Re:Every Other OS by MooseMiester · · Score: 1



      My question about J. Random user was meant to be rhetorical.

      I agree that J. Random User is not tied to MS Software anymore, and that Laptops and Tablets and Phablets are just computers. When I bought my wife - who is not technical - a Samsung 10.1 tablet last month we spent some quality time at Best Buy and there were a few J. Random Users there. all of the activity was in the tablet area, not the notebook/desktop area. Personally I find the iPad Air is as big of a tablet form factor I want, but she loves the giant Samsung. Primary activity is Simpsons tapped out, and the browser. She found the Surface to be way overpriced for it's size relative to the Samsung, and I am sure plenty of J. Random Users agree with that.

      I see lots of executive types sporting tablets with clamshell cases...

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    56. Re:Every Other OS by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Then we are pretty much in agreement. I just wish that we could see more clam shells for Android tablets. I don't want an iOS device, but I would love to have a clam shell for a 10" tablet. Between tethering on my phone and remote desktop, a clam shell for my tablet would definitely reduce how often I want a real tablet.

  5. Yeah, I brought it back in 2014 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I installed Windows 7.

    1. Re:Yeah, I brought it back in 2014 by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      I installed Windows 7.

      I was about to say "We need a new OS that runs the Microsoft apps natively" and then you come with that little gem.

      Still running W7 at home. I will continue to do so until I can't any more.

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
  6. Why believe them now? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has lied about this in the past, why should anyone believe them now?

    1. Re:Why believe them now? by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      Microsoft has lied about this in the past, why should anyone believe them now?

      That's actually a good point. The start menu is easy to add -- third party developers have proven this. It's possible their strategy is to keep people using Windows 8 sans start menu, in the vain hope that M$ will fix it some day, and eventually just say to hell with it and use Win8 as it is now. And maybe that strategy will work.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    2. Re:Why believe them now? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Also, everybody I know who wanted Start Menu in Windows 8 just use ClassicShell.

    3. Re:Why believe them now? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Really? You don't know anyone at all who just stayed with Windows 7?

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    4. Re:Why believe them now? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I guess my original post was unclear, here's an updated version :)

      Also, everybody I know who wanted Start Menu in Windows 8 and had to use Windows 8 just use ClassicShell.

    5. Re:Why believe them now? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ....well, you can switch Windows 7 to "classic view" (as you could with XP) and turn off Aero. Then it looks a lot like Windows 2000.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  7. They believe it too by J-1000 · · Score: 1

    MS is apparently buying into the whole "every other release is good" thing too. They sure seem to be in a hurry to iterate the version number.

    1. Re:They believe it too by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      They sure seem to be in a hurry to iterate the version number.

      Of course, they have a bunch of upset people who got suckered into buying machines with Windows 8. They can either release an update for Windows 8 that brings back the Start menu Microsoft knows they want, or make it part of Windows 9 so they have to pay for it as an OS upgrade.

      Which do you think they'll choose?

  8. Start Menu Classic by ClownPenis · · Score: 1

    Coca-Cola paved the way. Redmond 'Nailed It'!!!

    1. Re:Start Menu Classic by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...except they're taking too long, and probably losing further market share as a result.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  9. flame away, but... by shadowrat · · Score: 5, Informative

    I received a windows 8 machine at work to fix some compatibility issues with my product. I bitched and moaned about how awful it was for a month. Then i let out a stream of periodic muffled profanities every time some weird unrequested interface took over my laptop from out of nowhere. Then months went by and i realized something:

    Windows 8 is not really that bad. I know how to find all the stuffs now. I know how to shut it down. I know how to avoid having intrusive metro apps popping up. I no longer care if the start menu comes back or not. It's all still there. It actually seems to perform quite well. start up and shutdown times are decent. sleep when i close the lid seems to work. I'm through bitching and i just want to get on with my work. At this point, i'd rather it just stay the way it is.

    1. Re:flame away, but... by ClownPenis · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know. You are actually right. Interface aside the rest of the "shit behind the scenes", seems pretty good.

      With an SSD in a new laptop it boots in about 3-4 seconds.

    2. Re:flame away, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Windows 8 is shit, from top to bottom.

      Then how come the only criticism ever levied against it is the UI? Performance? Better than 7. Stability? Better than 7. Security? Better than 7. System requirements? Better than 7. The only thing you can legitimately criticize are subjective components like the interface, which some people like myself actually *prefer* to the start menu.

    3. Re:flame away, but... by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No flames here. For any new OS Microsoft craps out, there will be people forced for various reasons to try to live with it. That you managed to do so is more a credit to you than to Microsoft.

      That said, the solution for me was a system restore to Windows 7, and Windows 8 goes back on the shelf until... 2015 I guess. But I can see where there are some cases where that isn't possible.

      (And yes, I know there's third party solutions to many of Windows 8's issues... but like you, I have to get work done.)

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    4. Re:flame away, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    5. Re:flame away, but... by rafjaimes · · Score: 1

      Not true. It was also criticized for not having the same way to get into safe mode as previous versions and for having watered down BSODs. Regardless, "only interface criticism" is a pretty big one considering you can't use win8 without some apps hijacking the fullscreen or the stupid start screen hiding your desktop. For me it was easy to close stuff and shutdown with ALT+F4, but for those not as familiar with shortcuts it is pretty annoying to even shut windows 8 down. I never did find the power/restart button, I don't remember having this problem since even before windows 3.1.

    6. Re:flame away, but... by ohieaux · · Score: 1

      ...if you try using Win 8 without a touch screen for long enough you'll smash the screen anyway.

      I'm not sure about that. I have a Windows 8.1 laptop with a touch screen. I never use the touch screen.

      Once I got a Start Menu replacement (Classic Shell) and disabled all but the most hidden ways to launch some Windows 8 full screen apps, I can use it quite productively as a real computer. Otherwise, it's a shiny tablet for watching videos and fumbling at fake screen keyboards with.

      Besides, my Galaxy Note 10.1 2014 is a much better tablet.

      --
      Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
    7. Re:flame away, but... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is shit, from top to bottom. There is no redeeming this pile of shit. Microsoft knows it. the rest of its userbase is just deluded in thinking it's good.

      Heh, I am seeing the same thing with open source. It's sometimes rather crusty, but the userbase is deluded into thinking that it's good.

      I do agree though that Windows 8 is a garbage OS.

    8. Re:flame away, but... by Zelucifer · · Score: 1

      It isn't that Windows 8 in general is terrible, it's that the UI is horrendous. Things that I used to be able to do by clicking a button now require me to stop my workflow and load a full page "Metro". Yes there are workarounds and once you do so, Windows 8 is very good.

      --
      The corner of a round room
    9. Re:flame away, but... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is not really that bad.

      I agree with that.

      At this point, i'd rather it just stay the way it is.

      I don't agree with that.

      Really, Windows 8 is generally a substantial improvement over Windows 7. There are a lot of small fixes, improvements, and additions that make is much better to work on. The file copying dialog box alone is almost worth the price of an upgrade. The problem is that it was saddled with the horrible "Metro" stuff, which really doesn't work on the workstation side. I don't particularly want to rehash all the old arguments, but I really found 8.1 to be an improvement, and I will be much happier when they put the start menu back in. If they could get rid of the metro stuff entirely (or make metro apps run in windows), I would think Windows 8 was a really good OS.

    10. Re:flame away, but... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      It was also criticized for not having the same way to get into safe mode as previous versions and for having watered down BSODs

      Wow, Windows really is reaching new lows here.

      Regardless, "only interface criticism" is a pretty big one

      The word only here was not used to diminish the significance of the interface criticisms, but to refute the claim that Windows 8 is "Windows 8 is shit, from top to bottom." If Windows 8 is shift from bottom to top, yet the only thing people really have a problem with is the interface, then Windows 8 isn't really shit from bottom to top now is it?

      considering you can't use win8 without some apps hijacking the fullscreen or the stupid start screen hiding your desktop.

      Um, you can *very easily* use even stock Windows 8 without ever using the Metro interface or a metro app. Since update 1, Windows 8.1 is now even easier to use on a desktop setup. They have addressed pretty much every criticism of the Metro UI except for the start menu at this point. As far as I can tell, most of the criticisms on this site are outdated by about 6 months with regards to the Metro UI, because people here would rather talk out of their asses than from true experience.

    11. Re:flame away, but... by Junta · · Score: 1

      I think I'll say that a lot of stuff aside from modern is as good as 7, though I'm not sure stability or security specifically seem better, though I think I agree with performance and system requirements. It does do a few things more to break backward compatibility as a downside.

      --
      XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
    12. Re:flame away, but... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      The UI is the same thing as "usability", and you can't diminish that in the debate. If a race car has an engine and drive train that makes the car go 500MPH but it has no seats and no steering wheel, how good can it be? Okay, that's a bit harsh. The seat exists, but it has this odd protrusion that happens to mimic a butt plug, and the steering wheel is backward and hard to reach without the protrusion ride up higher. Yeah, you can drive but it's painful to do. Sure, in time your butt gets numb, but really it's not because it's pain free.

      --

      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    13. Re:flame away, but... by khr · · Score: 1

      There is no redeeming this pile of shit

      Sure there is... It's that my boss gives me money every couple of weeks to do my programming work in it, because his customers use it, and most of his customers' customers use it.

    14. Re:flame away, but... by khr · · Score: 1

      Except for the system requirement of having a touch screen... if you try using Win 8 without a touch screen for long enough you'll smash the screen anyway.

      I've had my Windows 8 desktop machine for almost a year now. I tried the touchscreen a few times early on, but I haven't touched it in seven or eight months. There's no need.

      In fact, unlike my other touch devices, with hardware and software from other manufacturers, whatever font or display choices Microsoft and Dell made, smudges make it really hard to read the text underneath.

      So... Hands off! No touching my screen!

    15. Re:flame away, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No. He's suffering from Stockholm Syndrome (where the "suffering" isn't usually perceived by the victim). He's been forced to use Windows 8 for a while and now he defends it, because it's "not really that bad". That's exactly what Stockholm Syndrome is about: The victims adapt to the suffering by readjusting their expectations, so they defend their treatment as better than others perceive it.

      The Metro criticism isn't really about getting the start menu back. That's just a symbol of the whole problem, which is that the touch UI doesn't work for users of desktop PCs. If Microsoft just adds the start menu, but doesn't remove the ubiquitous hooks into the Metro UI, it's not going to make people like Windows 8.

      (If you want a concrete criticism of the Metro launcher in comparison to the start menu: The Metro UI is a full-screen UI. This causes a bigger, jarring visual switch every time you invoke the launcher. The larger layout also creates much longer distances and reduces the information density so much that scanning available options takes significantly longer than with the more compact representation of the start menu.)

    16. Re:flame away, but... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Um, you can *very easily* use even stock Windows 8 without ever using the Metro interface or a metro app.

      Bullshit. Stock Windows 8 will not boot to the desktop, only 8.1 has that ability. And good luck adding a new user without touching Metro on either version. And your non-objection with safe-mode demonstrates you are not a power user or techie. When the only option to get into safe mode when you have a broken video driver is to pull the fucking plug during the boot cycle, you can safely say Windows 8 is shit, top-to-bottom.

      Bragging about boot and shut down times is well and good, except the REAL boot and shut down times are masked with the Windows 8 bullshit boot. Good luck getting rid of viruses without issuing a REAL reboot from the hidden menu. Might as well just launch sleep mode and brag how fast that is.

      Then we can discuss the idiocy of putting a tablet OS onto a desktop computer. But not really, because it has DESKTOP MODE too. It's a combination of the worst of both worlds.

    17. Re:flame away, but... by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      ...hit the windows key and just type in the first few letters to the program I want and hit enter.

      I am never sure about comments like these. Actual Windows user who actually thinks so (or MS shrill who gets paid to think so), or UNIX/Linux nerd who is deeply ironic.

      Because UNIX-like OS'es has had that since, oh, the 1990's at least. It's how their so called "command line interface" works. Which was widely hated as a very newbie-unfriendly UI. But put gradients on it and suddenly the users love it. Apparently.

      --
      How inappropriate to call this planet Earth, when clearly it is Ocean.
    18. Re:flame away, but... by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      The larger layout also creates much longer distances and reduces the information density so much that scanning available options takes significantly longer than with the more compact representation of the start menu.)

      Which is also true for the ribbon UI. Man, I can't wait until Microsoft reinvents the menu.

      --
      How inappropriate to call this planet Earth, when clearly it is Ocean.
    19. Re:flame away, but... by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      They shouldn't be changes at all, they should be options. (But then no-one would use the new designs, and we can't have that, can we...)

      --
      How inappropriate to call this planet Earth, when clearly it is Ocean.
    20. Re:flame away, but... by praxis · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is shit, from top to bottom.

      Then how come the only criticism ever levied against it is the UI? Performance? Better than 7. Stability? Better than 7. Security? Better than 7. System requirements? Better than 7. The only thing you can legitimately criticize are subjective components like the interface, which some people like myself actually *prefer* to the start menu.

      One needs to not only compare Windows 8 against Windows 7 for Windows 7 is not Window 8's only competition.

    21. Re:flame away, but... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I agree. I wish they would have a choice when first signing in: Tablet or desktop?, one that was reversible later. that way, you could choose the method of operation.

    22. Re:flame away, but... by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1
      Windows 8 would be fine if the Start Screen was moderately customizable. Even Windows 7's Start Menu was degraded - you could no longer custom-arrange folders, like you could in pretty much every other MS OS.

      The Start Screen - if it allowed SubFolders - when clicked open's a blank Start Screen that you could organize. Assign a hotkey to said SubFolder. Instead we have a single Start Screen, and horizontal scrolling bullshit.

      Even Stardock's Fences allows for multiple "desktops" as such - although that too doesn't allow you to organize your Fenced icons at all, making it nearly useless. Along with it's "pin a folder view to the desktop, which sounded really awesome... except it's just a crippled directory view with - yep - no sorting option or any of explorer's Menu's/or toolbars.

      I've been testing out ReviverSoft's Start Menu Reviver 2. It's decent, but lacks in a few key areas:

      No "normal" right-click context menu on the replaced start-button - which normally shows most of the utilities/tools that a power-user would need to access.

      No way to customize where it appears; with a TaskBar on the left, it appears to the right. If one could make it appear on top of the TaskBar, and change the left-column buttons, it would allow for two clicks - without moving the mouse to still open the Start Screen --- instead click the replaced start button, move the mouse to find the Start Screen "button" - if yer actually trying to get to the start screen, instead of Reviver's start menu. Or even allow assigning Shift+Win to display the Start Screen.

      Other than that, I think it's probably better than Stardock's Start8 or even "classic-shell" which has far too many quirks.

    23. Re:flame away, but... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That is what you would like to believe, but it simply isn't true. You see, some of us have been using computers longer than 20 years. We already went through the years without the Start Menu. We didn't like it. It was less intuitive. There was less discoverability. Frankly, it sucked. When the Start Menu was introduced, the only complaint that was heard was that the name "Start" didn't make a lot of sense. No one was complaining about the usability.

      So, no. It isn't because we are used to it. It is because having a user interface that makes sense is better than one that doesn't.

    24. Re:flame away, but... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Ya, the power off menu being hidden was a really boneheaded move. It gives evidence that this really was intended to be a tablet/phone interface, as no one ever fully shuts those off. Or maybe for laptop users who only sleep but never hibernate or power off.

      I have never had a metro app hijack full screen though. Maybe it's some type of operation I never do. Once I could hide the start screen it became something I almost never see and only when I want to see it. That charm bar however still annoys me as it pops up unexpectedly if the mouse drifts over too much.

      Never saw a bluescreen yet on W8, I don't even know if it's still blue or not.

    25. Re:flame away, but... by sootman · · Score: 1

      > I know how to shut it down. I know how to
      > avoid having intrusive metro apps popping up.

      Only a month to be able to perform basic tasks and make it not actively annoy you? Sign me up!

      I've been using Windows and Mac OS full-time since 1995 (3.1 and 7.5.3, respectively, along with Linux in various flavors since 1998) and in all my transitions, it's been -- at most -- a matter of a few hours to get the essentials working, and then tweaks over the course of a week or so to get all the little things to my liking. (Or as close as the environment allowed.)

      --
      Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
    26. Re:flame away, but... by echnaton192 · · Score: 1

      Don't give up! Google! I can only point you to German guides, but I am shure that there are guides in english as well. In order to install Windows 8.1 over 8.0 on my gf laptop, I had to download the iso from the windows app store, burn it and do a complete install.

      It is possible, it is legal, it is just annoyingly diificult and awkward to get it done. German version here, you may succeed if you use google translate or you may find the description in english elsewhere: http://www.pcwelt.de/tipps/Set...

      And if you do succeed - please feel obliged to share it here. Windows 8.0 is an ungly mess, Windows 8.1 is slightly better, so people should know how to do it, if oss is no solution.

    27. Re:flame away, but... by careysub · · Score: 1

      ...I really like how I hit the windows key and just type in the first few letters to the program I want and hit enter. So much faster then having to click through a list....

      Do you remember every piece of software that is installed on your system, and how it is spelled? Did you memorize every utility that came with the system, or you later installed? Really?

      If so, you are no power user - or even an average one. It is common to install lots of different tools/apps, if only just to try them out.

      And what it is this bit about having to click through a list? Can't the UI developers offer both the text search box and a list? Why must it be only one or the other?

      Unity on Ubuntu is much the same. I originally hated it, avoided using it (but found that no other UI option was stable and fully functional with the Ubuntu release), and then I discovered Classic Menu, which put the menu back. Now I have both the Unity UI (mostly ignored) and the classic menu, and every thing is fine.

      Why the forced fake choices?

      --
      Starships were meant to fly, Hands up and touch the sky - Nicky Minaj
    28. Re:flame away, but... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      WOW a car analogy with a buttplug in an anti-microsoft rant, to you Sir I am in awe.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    29. Re:flame away, but... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is shit, from top to bottom.

      Then how come the only criticism ever levied against it is the UI? Performance? Better than 7. Stability? Better than 7. Security? Better than 7. System requirements? Better than 7. The only thing you can legitimately criticize are subjective components like the interface, which some people like myself actually *prefer* to the start menu.

      Well, I really did want that slice of carrot cake. It was a really great recipe for carrot cake, but for that layer of cat vomit on the top.

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    30. Re:flame away, but... by pla · · Score: 1

      Then months went by and i realized something: Windows 8 is not really that bad. I know how to find all the stuffs now.

      If it takes an IT professional months to get used to the new interface - Yes, that counts as pretty fucking bad.

      Hey, perhaps behind the scenes it makes coffee and help me seduce that cute secretary on the 4th floor. On the front end, you still have Quasimodo with flatulence.

    31. Re:flame away, but... by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I bought my first Windows 8 machine in January, not by choice. The new app system confused me to death, and still does. I had no idea what the name for it was until your post. I will be forever grateful to you for providing the name "metro app" so that I can google what in the world this is and learn what I can do about it.

      I tolerate Windows 8 about as well as its two predecessors. The first thing I do on a new Windows machine is install Firefox and Cygwin, and since I spend most of my time in those two environments I usually don't care very much what OS I am on. With Windows 8 the one exception has been the new metro-ized Windows Media Player, which I had to promptly replace with VLC player.

      The printed documentation that came with my Windows 8 box was useless about all this new stuff. It seemed to think the first thing I would want to know was how to find something called "Windows charms." Frankly that sounded awfully girly to me so I wasn't much interested, but they seemed so proud of it I went to check it out. I wasn't much impressed, and I'm not sure why they thought that should be question #1 on the cards they printed and stuffed in the box.

      Many thanks for just those two words!

    32. Re:flame away, but... by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      What if there's a program I use once a year and can't remember what the exact title of the icon is? Go to the metro interface and scroll through a confusing array of icons?

      What exactly was wrong with a heirarchical folder themed list of programs and their associated files?

    33. Re:flame away, but... by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Is your USB controller faulty or something?

    34. Re:flame away, but... by Javaman59 · · Score: 1

      its not just the start menu its the EVERYTHING that's changed all at once and requiring users to make a fundamental change in the way they use tools is going to meet resistance.

      Changes like this should be introduced gradually, not because we're a bunch of whining sniveling children but because require a large adjustment all at once leads to user frustration and poor efficiency during the transition time.

      That was my experience with Windows 8. I was very frustrated with losing the start menu, because, over time, I had customised mine to be able to do almost everything through it. All of a sudden I couldn't find anything, and couldn't understand what principles (if any) were behind how it was laid out. I had to google for how to shutdown the computer, how to close a Metro screen, how to run a DOS command, etc...etc...

      I had expected it would take me about a week to master Win8, and be then I'd like it. After a month, I was still cursing it.

      I considered gettting a Start menu replacement, but before I did I started to "get" the Metro interface, and realized that I actually like having two layers for mywork, ie. that I can leave some things on the top (Metro) and leave the desktop uncluttered. After a while I had also put all my regularly used programs into the taskbar.

      So, it was a vicious learning curve which I would have abandoned if I weren't locked in, but now I'm happy with the Win8 UI, and would opt-out of the Start menu, if it were available.

      If that's the experiece of a tech-savvy, Windows veteran, I can only guess at how less technical people have handled the transition. I expect that many of them still don't know how to close a Metro window (you "grab" the top with the mouse, and pull it down, btw)

      --
      I'm a software visionary. I don't code.
    35. Re:flame away, but... by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      It was more like a month to realize that most of the friction was self imposed. Once I stopped looking for things to hate, i realized it wasn't actually that bad.

    36. Re:flame away, but... by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      And it only took you months to get to the same level of functionality you had before! SUCH A DEAL

    37. Re:flame away, but... by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      In 8.1 you can set it to boot to desktop - which means you treat the metro tiles as the start menu, done.

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    38. Re:flame away, but... by markimusk · · Score: 1

      the words you're looking for are "pedal" and "brake".

    39. Re:flame away, but... by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      That's true, now that you mention it; you have to press tab also to get the program name. And possibly cycle through several if there is more than one match.

      --
      How inappropriate to call this planet Earth, when clearly it is Ocean.
  10. Cancel Christmas by symbolset · · Score: 1

    HP and Dell announce revised Q4 revenue projections.

    --
    Help stamp out iliturcy.
  11. FTFY.... by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Microsoft will not have a new desktop-appropriate operating system until 2015." Fixed that for you.

    I'm not sure why they're doing this -- third party developers have proven it's easy to do.

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    1. Re:FTFY.... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Maybe they realized that they were already making too much UI changes in Windows 8 and wanted to cool things down to not confuse people anymore.

    2. Re:FTFY.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they realized that they were already making too much UI changes in Windows 8 and wanted to cool things down to not confuse people anymore.

      That's possible, but I'd argue that they stopped at the wrong place.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    3. Re:FTFY.... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I have to agree.

    4. Re:FTFY.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      And it will be Fresh and New, because consumers will have been running something else.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  12. 8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The Start Menu in 8.1 is crap. Most of the features that were in Win7's start menu don't exist in 8.1. Typical Microsoft, screwed up their "second" OS release:

    Windows 3.1x (1992) - Good
    Windows 95 (1995) - Mixed bag, at the beginning it sucked
    Windows 98 (1998) - Good
    Windows ME (2000) - Sucked (hard)
    Windows XP (2001) - Good
    Windows Vista (2006) - Sucked although not as hard as ME
    Windows 7 (2009) - Good
    Windows 8.x 2013 - FAIL
    Windows 9 - ???

    --
    No trees were killed in the making of this post; however, many trillions of electrons were horribly inconvenienced.
    1. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Windows XP (2001) - Good

      And this is where all these "every other release" lists derail. Windows XP in 2001 was terrible. It wasn't until SP2 and arguable SP3 until it was usable. Prior to that it was a security nightmare. I mean, Slashdot at the time was ground zero for railing against XP and its "Fisherprice" interface. How do you people not remember this?

    2. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 2

      Before people say I forgot the server stuff... They did a little better here:

      Windows NT 3.5 - Crap
      Windows NT 3.51 - Useable
      Windows NT 4 -- Good
      Windows 2000 --- crap
      Windows 2003 --- Good
      Windows 2008 -- Good (after R2)
      Windows 2012 -- judgement still out

      --
      No trees were killed in the making of this post; however, many trillions of electrons were horribly inconvenienced.
    3. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.... although from an NSA perspective, every single OS is hugely insecure.

      --
      No trees were killed in the making of this post; however, many trillions of electrons were horribly inconvenienced.
    4. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by jones_supa · · Score: 3, Informative

      Windows 2000 is crap? It's one of the golden releases, in my opinion the best one after 7.

    5. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Any list that leaves out Win98SE (the only really decent Win9X) and Win2000 (took me a while to move to XP) isn't valid.

      --
      Make sure everyone's vote counts: Verified Voting
    6. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Start Menu in 8.1 is crap. Most of the features that were in Win7's start menu don't exist in 8.1. Typical Microsoft, screwed up their "second" OS release:

      Windows 3.1x (1992) - Good
      Windows NT 4 RTM - Mixed
      Windows 95 RTM (1995) - Mixed bag, at the beginning it sucked
      Windows 95a - Crap
      Windows 95b - Good
      Windows 98 (1998) - BAD
      Windows 98 SE - Good
      Windows 2000 RTM (1999) - Mixed
      Windows 2000 SP2+ - Good
      Windows ME (2000) - Sucked (hard)
      Windows XP RTM-SP1 (2001) - BAD!!!!
      Windows XP SP2+ - Good
      Windows Vista (2006) - Sucked although not as hard as ME
      Windows 7 (2009) - Good
      Windows 8.x 2013 - FAIL
      Windows 9 - ???

      FTFY

    7. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your lists are terrible anyway. Win2000 came between ME and XP as a desktop release and was not terrible and trying to pigeon hole it in to a "Server" list like it wasn't a regular desktop release as well just makes you look uninformed.

    8. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      I used to run WinNT 4.0and Win 2000 (Abit BP6 dual Celeron 266 MHz o/c 550 MHz) as my primary desktop.

      Both were good. Us game developers would typically use Win2000 to develop Win95/Win98 games until we switched over to Windows XP. (Some would argue that WinXP sucked until SP3.)

    9. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      3.1 wasn't good, people just didn't know what a GUI OS could really do.
      Windows 95, stunk too.
      Windows 98, Combined the stinkiness of 95, with a web browsers embedded just to kill netscape, however
      Windows ME, Failed in some hardware support, made people deal with windows 98 for compatibility.
      Windows XP, Got better as it used the NT Kernel. However it did break a lot of compatibility of the old DOS programs, and no one really liked the Phiser Price colors.
      Vista, Driver Compatibility problems yet again. Took way too long to release, people got use to XP, saw no reason to upgrade. Too Little Too late.
      Windows 7. Finally an OS that has all the features promised in us for Windows 95!
      Windows 8. OMG IT IS DIFFERENT! We finally liked Windows 7... However the desktop is a slowing market so it needed a more touch friendly Interface. However I haven't ran into any stability or driver issues yet. It is just the new Interface needs to be cleaned up.

      It for the most part isn't about getting a good OS, just that when we get an OS we can normally keep it for 2 versions, after the second version enough is different for you to upgrade.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    10. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by fnj · · Score: 1

      Windows NT and 2000 were NOT "server". 9x and Me literally did not even exist as far as I was concerned. I was happily using NT and 2000. Yeah, on the desktop.

    11. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Not sure why you are merging Windows NT in that list.

      You missed Win95B, and Win98SE, amongst others. A *complete* 16-bit list is:

      * Windows 1.0
      * Windows 2.0
      * Windows 2.1
      * Windows 3.0
      * Windows 3.1
      * Windows 3.11
      * Windows for Workgroups 3.1
      * Windows for Workgroups 3.11
      * Windows 95
      * Windows 95B
      * Windows 98
      * Windows 98SE
      * Windows Me

      But yeah, every second major release was usually good (or bad.)

    12. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Windows 2012 - I''ll have to say crap, due to the new UI, and mainly because there are a lot of bad Windows admins.
      Anecdote: Something about AD or DNS was corrupted on the only 2012 DC in the domain because it was not being shut down properly. It turns out, one of the Windows admins couldn't figure out where the shut down/reboot buttons were, so he was simply right clicking it in VMware and hitting reboot. To his credit, VMware tools was installed so it did a smoother-looking shutdown than just yanking the power, but that one isn't as polite as the proper shutdown off the "settings" charm.

      Recall that RedHat anticipates UI frustration w/r/t Gnome 3 and is going with classic desktop, to try and minimize it. Yet, Microsoft is intentionally imposing this problem. In this respect maybe Windows 2012 is "good" in that it will be what pushes server rooms back towards Linux.

    13. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I was fortunate enough to have administered a network that had a few Windows 2000 Pro machines on it, and man oh man what a great OS. Very snappy even on some of the lower end hardware. I used it at home for years, until XP SP2, at which point I felt XP had patched enough bugs to take over. But still, Windows 2000 was one of the better versions that MS put out.

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    14. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Windows 98 had a Service Pack. What's the big difference between Windows 98 SP1 and Windows 98 Second Edition? Besides, Windows 2000 follows NT 4, not Windows 98, among home editions.

    15. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Did you copy that from ThatAblaze? It looks like the same post I expounded upon here

      TBH Windows 8 is the same as Windows 98 to ME. ME was Microsoft's attempt to kill the CLI (AKA DOS Prompt). ME was Windows 98 with all of the CLI tools ripped out and a few improved image editing tools. I installed it on a PC and was utterly frustrated at the fact nothing I knew about Windows 98 troubleshooting would work on ME and that is the exact same feeling I get working on 8. None of the shortcuts or solutions I would normally use to fix an issue in Windows seems to work in 8. Most are still there it is just that many of the keyboard shortcuts have been removed and figuring out the new method for accessing them is not immediately apparent. And as with ME Windows 8 in many places actively discourages using these tools when you do actually find them.

      --
      "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
    16. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Shados · · Score: 1

      Until SP3 it had an issue where randomly the registry would get corrupted and it would blue screen at boot, requiring a system restore. It didn't happen often, but no matter your configuration, the longer you used it, the closer to 1 the probability of it happening. The issue was fixed in SP3 and then life was good.

      XP also took until SP2 to be bearable... people forget history so quickly.

    17. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Relative to the times 2K was head and shoulders above the competition (WinME, MacOS 9 and Red Hat Linux 6.2). The NT kernel = stability + DirectX for games was a killer combo, sure I wouldn't run it today anymore than I'd drive a T-Ford but for the times it was supreme. Even today people have a tough time giving up on XP which is 2K with a cheesy skin. Windows 7 is good (running it right now) but the alternatives are much more acceptable today.

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    18. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      The Start Menu in 8.1 is crap. Most of the features that were in Win7's start menu don't exist in 8.1.

      I actually like the right click start button in 8.1 MORE than windows 7. The ONLY thing I miss from windows 7 is the search widget -- the start screen still supports it, and for actually SEARCHING for something, the full screen UI is actually better too.

      But I used the search widget mostly for quick-launching frequently run programs, much like Win+R, but the search widgets autocomplete/suggestions is much better.

      That's about it that's about the only thing that the start menu in 7 does better. And from the look of what they were talking about with the next update to 8.1 or now 9? is will bring even that back.

      The worst gaffes of 8.0 are already corrected. (putting the 'X' button in metro apps, giving metro apps taskbar icons, making the start button available as a button instead of forcing it to be a hot-corner etc...)

      The remaining complaints about 8.1 really are mostly just because a lot of people will complain about anything.

    19. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      they did still use parts of dos but you where able to easy boot to dos / exit to dos for the few games / apps that did not work under windows 9X. Windows 9X has better at running dos games then windows 3.X

    20. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by tepples · · Score: 1

      But what was in SE that wasn't in the SP that was released around the same time?

    21. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      I think if I could of gotten drivers for my last PC upgrade, I might still be running Win2k. Windows 2000 was a Rock-Stable OS that I used from 2004-2010/2011. It didn't take that long to acclimate to Windows 7, so it was a worthy upgrade. Win8 is "ok", I really hate the control it has removed from the user - in so many small ways, along with hiding things - just to make it difficult.
      e.g. After applying Win 8.1 update, you have to bounce around until you realize it *IS* possible to login without a fucking MSN/Hotmail/Live/whateverthehell login.
      Or when you try to download and run an installer from IE... blocked outright, until you realize clicking on "details" will allow you a button to override that block.

      Another poster mentioned discoverability and how Win8 basically shits all over that concept. On that I totally agree. Some things are just a complete pain in the ass.

    22. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      There were server editions of both. You used NT 4.0 Workstation, he is talking about NT 4.0 Server and Windows 2000 server.

    23. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Until SP3 it had an issue where randomly the registry would get corrupted and it would blue screen at boot, requiring a system restore. It didn't happen often, but no matter your configuration, the longer you used it, the closer to 1 the probability of it happening. The issue was fixed in SP3 and then life was good.

      Yes, but that was a standard feature of all Windows versions up till that point.

    24. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by jordanjay29 · · Score: 1

      He's confusing Windows ME with Windows 2000, which are two completely different releases.

    25. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't necessarily say that 3.1, 98, XP, and 7 were "good". They just sucked a whole lot less than the other versions.

    26. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

      Completely agree with you. I'm not a windows user, but 2k seemed really quite good.

      I also liked NT4 and Windows 7 seems to be not too bad. Mind you, I am only comparing windows to windows...

    27. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Win 2000 was a corporate release, 98 and Me were home releases. XP was what finally merged the corporate and home Windows into one system (though with home versus pro pricing levels).

      I never liked Windows 2000 much, but I think it's unfair since the only machine I used it on was overburdened with corporate login scripts and when it went to XP it was so much faster which may have been due to memory upgrade at the same time. But I still can't think of W2K without associating it with slow. Ie, underpowered computer at home is fast, high end dev system at work is sluggish (though real work was done on linux on a second box).

    28. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by echnaton192 · · Score: 1

      yes. Because windows nt4 or w2k would only crash the app, not the whole f...ing OS, like Windows 9x or Windows Me did. To me, the list goes like:

      win 3.1 - OK
      win9x - crap. Bad crap that would crash the system judt because of a random game. The NT line did not do that. Normally it would only crash the game, the rest was working fine. Even the game, when you started it again.a
      win NT 4 - major improvement
      win me - shittiest crap ever, the mother of all shitty Windows OS. Boy, was that bad. Even worse than 9.x and this one was so bad it did not make it through the presentation before bluescreening.
      win2k - loved it
      win xp - unusable until SP 3, but OK, as it was possible to turn off that ugly GUI back to 2k
      vista - quite nice on a decent setup except for the UAC, on dated or cheap hardware pretty annoying
      windows 7 - loved it, still do
      Windows 8.0 is as bad as Windows 9x was. A major step down from what was accomplished. Simply annoying for desktop users. Windows 8.1 is just getting there, but it is still crap without a touchscreen.

    29. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by echnaton192 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The 32bit-part did not prevent any Software to take down the whole OS. The NT line however did that, because they were completely 32 bit. Win9x had only parts that were in 32 bit. And those were no parts that improved stability. Win9x was more unstable than Windows 3.x. And NT 4 or w2k beat the shit out of win9x or me every time of the day. Pirating these versions over paid 9x versions was self defense.

    30. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by echnaton192 · · Score: 1

      yup. Not shure about the SP, but in general, the list is sidentical to my experiences.

    31. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Step 1: buy Stardock Start8 (it's the price of a coffee)
      Step 2: install Start8
      Step 3: you're done, problem solved.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    32. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      What part of "it is a hybrid 16-bit/32-bit monolithic product with an MS-DOS based boot stage." do you not understand??

    33. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Just because you wouldn't use Win2k in 2014, doesn't mean it isn't one of the best releases MIcrosoft ever made. It basically made the NT line usable as a desktop for most people. For people used to the dos-based Windows, it brought in a true multi-user system that was stable and robust, but still ran most of your software including games. For people used to older versions of NT, it brought over the interface from Windows 98SE, much better plug and play support, USB support, the management console, DirectX, and more. For a Windows user, it was a huge step forward no matter where you were coming from. For that reason I consider Windows 2000 to be one of Microsoft's greatest Windows release to date.

    34. Re:8.1 !=Start Menu.. Why Win8 was doomed... by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      I downgraded to XP on this HP Mini 210 netbook from Win 7 that it came with.

  13. Stop with the fucking Start Button bullshit. by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 2

    Windows 8 and Windows 8.1 have faced a boat load of criticism and hatred, partly due to the removal of the Start button and Start menu.

    Start Menu. A button is just a fucking button and only necessary to show you where to click. That's how the majority of 8's blatant mistakes with all the hold mouse here, charms bar, and other nonsense.

    1. Re:Stop with the fucking Start Button bullshit. by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey, let's hold off on that negativity. Let's talk about the positives here. Like HIV positive, because windows 8 is AIDS.

  14. Who needs it anyways by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Informative

    Who needs the most used button anyways?

    --
    Don't waste your vote! Vote for whoever you want, unless you live in a swing state it won't matter anyways
    1. Re:Who needs it anyways by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Who needs the most used button anyways?

      I don't want people to have an easy way to know what I use the most. It's personal. Plus, if you make it too convenient, I might go blind.

  15. I don't understand by xfizik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One thing about Microsoft that I don't understand is its seeming slowness at doing simple things. OK, everyone agrees there has to be a Start Menu, it is not hard to implement (see lots of 3rd party apps doing just that), it will not break any existing Windows functionality, MS has virtually unlimited highly skilled resources, yet this obvious simple improvement takes months (if not years) to release. Let alone the fact that this problem should never have existed in the first place.

    1. Re:I don't understand by preaction · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's never as simple as you think: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/...

    2. Re:I don't understand by fnj · · Score: 1

      Do you get that they are stupid bastards yet?

    3. Re:I don't understand by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Meh.
      Its been 15 years now I'm STILL waiting for them to implement the "any" key.

    4. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One thing about Microsoft that I don't understand is its seeming slowness at doing simple things. OK, everyone agrees there has to be a Start Menu, it is not hard to implement (see lots of 3rd party apps doing just that), it will not break any existing Windows functionality, MS has virtually unlimited highly skilled resources, yet this obvious simple improvement takes months (if not years) to release. Let alone the fact that this problem should never have existed in the first place.

      1) Politics. People built their careers on the UX dogma that everything should be a tablet. To admit they were wrong would be a career-limiting move.
      2) Cognitive dissonance. The UXtards that ruined Windows, Firefox, GNOME, and Slashdot Beta, really believe that dumbed-down UIs that hide and move options around on the user are better than full-featured UIs that display everything and enable the user to develop mastery over a tool. To actually acknowledge the near-universal negative user feedback from every they've destroyed would be to admit that their worldview was wrong and that their profession subtracts value, rather than adding it.
      3) Money. Those of us who have rejected Win8 are unlikely to try Win8.2 even if they did all the right things by undoing the Metro UX. I'm probably not the only one who, when the news came out that Win7 was going off the market, bought some then-top-of-the-line gear, far in excess of my daily computing/gaming needs, with the intention of being able to stay on Win7 as long as possible. Microsoft may well decide it's best to wait for Win9 in order to be able to sell full Win9 licenses when the next hardware upgrade cycle rolls around.

      You raise a damn good issue, though. How much of a premium do you think Win7 users would pay to have a Win7 "SP2" (i.e., Win8 with all the Metro/AppStore crap stripped out and/or replaced with conventional control panel widgets.) Something like that could have been coded in a quarter or two and offered as a Win7 for-pay upgrade, and would have had an astounding ROI.

    5. Re:I don't understand by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Every decision that Microsoft makes affects nearly every human being in the modern world. Microsoft would not be the company they are today if they made changes with so little consideration.

      it will not break any existing Windows functionality

      You don't know that. There are much smarter people than you, at Microsoft, who know whether this statement is true or not.

      --
      I don't respond to AC's.
    6. Re:I don't understand by xfizik · · Score: 1

      Every decision that Microsoft makes affects nearly every human being in the modern world.

      So does their every indecision. And in this case a wrong decision they've been stubbornly holding on to for too long.

      You don't know that. There are much smarter people than you, at Microsoft, who know whether this statement is true or not.

      You don't know that [there are much smarter people than me, at Microsoft].
      And I actually do know that, because the start menu is just about visual representation of what's installed on the system - all the programs still go to C:\Program Files, for god's sake. If MS couldn't show me a list of shortcuts without breaking something, I would have some bad news for them :-) And let me tell you, as a Windows user I will be judging whether Microsoft makes good things or not, because ultimately they make their products for customers like myself, not for those imaginary people (who are supposedly much smarter than me) who can't admit their own mistakes and give back to users much needed functionality.

    7. Re:I don't understand by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That UI problem seems solvable to me.

      The "main" screen has two options:

      1. Shut down
      2. Partial shut-down options

      Newbies instinctively use #1. When they grow comfortable, they'll start exploring #2.

      And when they click option #2, they don't just see option titles, but titles and descriptions. The menu "page" will have enough room for both. Sometimes too much is crammed into too small a spot. True, you get away from cascading menus if you page-atize it, but over-cascading is also a no-no.

      In fact, treat it like a web-site. If one wants a short-cut to a given shut-down option they use often, they can put the link in their "Favorites" (Book Mark) area in their browser. This allows the user to leverage browser memes. When MS went on that IE "integration" tirade in their war against NetScape, I thought this was how the future of Windows would go.

    8. Re:I don't understand by preaction · · Score: 1

      Eh, I like Joel's solution: One button, "Leave". Let the computer configuration figure out when to go into light-sleep, deep-sleep, and off modes.

      Microsoft perpetually seems to have too many cooks in the kitchen. I remain skeptical of Apple's ability to cut out the fat in the absence of a Supreme Dictator. Gnome got creamed by the users for their trimming of configurability, while KDE seems to be maintaining a nice, wholesome balance (though since there are actual choices in the *nix space, there can be actual competition).

      The point being that I'm frequently surprised that MS gets anything done at all.

    9. Re:I don't understand by xfizik · · Score: 1

      There IS NO new menu! What exactly do you prefer?
      There is big difference between not using something and not being able to use something. What you are saying is basically you don't use the start menu which you equally could "not use" if it was there. I can't get used to not having the start menu, because it's not there. It's not that I can't get around it:
      - I can install a 3rd party start menu
      - I can pin all the apps I need to the taskbar, which is what I do now.
      But it is not convenient, it's extra effort. Also, not having start menu really sucks when working over RDP where I have to move the mouse at the exact left bottom corner to get what I need. Yes, I can learn the new patterns, but why do I have to? Especially, on Windows Server where nobody in there right mind would use touch screen.
      P.S. The start menu thing has been discussed so many times already.

    10. Re:I don't understand by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      Its called "Bad defaults". So please shut up.

      Have you ever seen the example? XP did a simple thing: Shut down went to the shutdown menu where the choices was. Vista implemented 2 buttons, one which looks like a Lock, the other which is a colored Off symbol. The problem is that its not a off symbol: by default its the hybrid sleep button. Yes something that should look like a bunch of lined up "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"s looks like a off button.
      Its a Microsoft problem.

    11. Re:I don't understand by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I've seen MS do some nice GUI work. Just not on the OS.

    12. Re:I don't understand by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The worst part about is that is there is no confirmation for those actions in Vista & 7, leading me to occasionally shut down my entire computer (possibly accompanied by a long update cycle) completely by accident. At least in Windows 8 they managed to bury the shutdown option well enough that I'm unlikely to activate it unintentionally. I never did understand what was wrong with the simple dialog box that gave 3-4 simple choices as seen in Windows 95 and used up through XP.

  16. Re:Do we need it? by ClownPenis · · Score: 1

    I bet you have a good discussion on "their".
    DownMod Parent SPAM

  17. I am using Windows 8 by eieken · · Score: 5, Informative

    And I can't do it without Classic Shell. Classic Shell, making Windows 8 Bearable.

    --
    Meet new people, and kill them.
    1. Re:I am using Windows 8 by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

      Indeed...Classic Shell removes all the suck from Windows 8 and makes it act like Windows 7, while keeping the "under the hood" improvements that Windows 8 has for CPU scheduling.

    2. Re:I am using Windows 8 by ClownPenis · · Score: 1

      Is "Classic Shell" like "Classic Coke"?
      Or is that more like Norton Desktop for Windows?


      http://toastytech.com/guis/ndwfolder.png

    3. Re:I am using Windows 8 by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Yes. Classic shell is better than the start menu that came with any version of windows.

      If Microsoft reintroduce the start menu it's likely to mess with classic shell and make things worse.

      --
      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
    4. Re:I am using Windows 8 by neminem · · Score: 1

      > Indeed...Classic Shell removes all the suck from Windows 8 and makes it act like Windows 7

      You mean like XP. Not like the native Windows 7 UI was perfect either - better than 8, sure, but still kinda crap in its own right. My Windows 7 environment behaves more like XP (only better - but incrementally so), and it is quite nice to know that, even though it requires several third-party tools, when I'm forced onto Windows 8 eventually, my Windows 8 environment will behave just as nicely.

      (While, yes, keeping the under-the-hood improvements. Windows 7 is way better than XP in all sorts of ways, just none of them involving the UI. If Microsoft would just fire all their UI people responsible for the "different + dumbed down = better" concepts they've been pushing the past couple releases of all their products... their products would be so much better.)

    5. Re:I am using Windows 8 by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      .... If Microsoft would just fire all their UI people responsible for the "different + dumbed down = better" concepts they've been pushing the past couple releases of all their products...

      They did. They fired Steven Sinofsky, chief architect of W8, shortly after its release.

      And when sales tanked as a result, the BoD fired Steve Ballmer.

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    6. Re:I am using Windows 8 by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      I'm not certain where it fits into your analogies, but I'm using Windows 8 with Classic Shell and the only time I ever even see Metro is the rare occasion when my touchpad driver forgets that I disabled the "Edge swipe" gesture and that goofy little "Charm bar" sidebar pops up.

      It boots to the Desktop mode, I have all the default full-screen Metro apps replaced with my own programs, it has the familiar old start menu and control panel and everything. For all intents and purposes, I don't need to know it's Win8. The one thing that hasn't quite gone back to the way it used to be is the network connect/disconnect dialog - that still opens up a full-height sidebar with the names of nearby wireless networks. But I can live with that.

  18. Re:Will not purchase laptop without Start Menu by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    Microsoft needs to listen to their customers and bring back the start menu that was removed in Windows 8's beta period.

    What bothers me is that they extensively gathered user feedback during the two free-to-test Windows 8 preview versions and they still stubbornly went with the clunky Start Screen. I guess the pressure to reinvent things to have something new to sell was so high.

  19. Smart business move. by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

    What a great way to make sure Windows 9 sells like hotcakes!

    1. Remove a well-loved feature from a system with sufficient vendor-lock in.
    2. Only provide the feature in a paid upgrade
    3. Profit!

    Is this a patentable business model?

    --
    Competition Good, Monopoly Bad.
    1. Re:Smart business move. by Nkwe · · Score: 1

      Is this a patentable business model?

      Prior art: New Coke.

  20. Re:You can indeed buff a turd to a high gloss by fnj · · Score: 1

    First you have to dry and age it for a long time.

  21. Re:You can indeed buff a turd to a high gloss by chipschap · · Score: 1

    And people actually pay good money for this. Unfortunately if I want a new laptop, I too have to pay for it, even though the first thing I'll do is get rid of it and install Linux.

  22. Re:Windows is now like Star Trek by nitehawk214 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Also, only the even Star Trek is good. Fuck it, this analogy is collapsing faster than a... something something.

    --
    I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
  23. Re:Why your pattern is a load of nonsense... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    One of the chief reasons that Windows 2000 never took off as a consumer OS was because of the lack of drivers. It was a pretty decent OS, but if you were using it as a home OS you really had to pay attention to the HCLs. Once XP took off in a big way, I could use XP drivers in a lot of cases, but after XP SP2 I saw on reason on a home or office computer to run Windows 2000. I was still running it as a server OS up until around 2009 or so.

    --
    The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
  24. yes, for Linux geeks OSX is nice by raymorris · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    >, Apple runs the apps I need. (If Linux did, I'd use that instead, but they don't yet.)

    I used Linux exclusively for many years. I was pleasantly surprised how natural OSX felt when I started using it. I knew that OSX is certified Unix, but I expected it to feel at least as different as FreeBSD. I certainly recommend OSX (not iOS) for people who like Linux.

  25. Macs, consoles, Chromebooks, and tablets by tepples · · Score: 1

    Of course there's competition for desktop and laptop PCs that ship with Windows. Microsoft could be losing desktop PC market share to consoles for gaming and Macs for everything else. Or Microsoft could be losing laptop market share to MacBooks, Chromebooks, and tablets running a smartphone-derived operating system.

  26. Microsoft: No Start Menu Until 2015 by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Me: No more Windows on my PC until.... forever.

    Linux... I heart you.

    1. Re:Microsoft: No Start Menu Until 2015 by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The NEW Start Button:

          [ Start Linux ]

  27. "restoration of a visible start button" by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > "The restoration of a visible Start button on the taskbar was one of the key features of the Windows 8.1 update, released back in October of 2013."

    Apparently this needs to be pointed out yet again: A button that takes you to the start screen is not a start button. What users requested was the start menu back. What was delivered was at best a condescending "we know what you really want better than you", and more like a calculated insult.

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  28. Reflexes are Good! Re:flame away, but... by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyway, what gets me is it seems like a lot of people reflexively insist on a start menu like a toddler insists on his blanky. You have six year old's walking around clutching a blanket that they don't even use for anything other than its familiarity. [emph. added]

    But we have invested years learning those habits. Productivity kicks in when the tool becomes a reflex. Reflexes are not a bad thing: they speed us up because we don't have stop and think.

    I have nothing against the octopus body design, but there is a big learning curve for a brain used to a human body to suddenly be shoved into an octopus body.

    Unless the "new thing" offers about a 20% productivity improvement, it's generally best to stick with the existing interface because the learning curve will eat up that 20% for a few years. In biz investment terms, the ROI is too far out. Why can't MS just give us both interface choices as a user setting?

    Change for changes' sake is a productivity drain. (There is a reason I kick kids off my lawn :-)

    1. Re:Reflexes are Good! Re:flame away, but... by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Motif, CDE, Windows right up through 7 -- they all supported the IBM Common User Access styleguides from way, way back. I had a printed copy of the guide in '89. A lot of research went into the CUA, and IBM made it publicly available.

      Windows 8 breaks that model. So does the Mac, and every tablet device out there.

      I realize the CUA isn't suitable for tablets or phones. But nor are tablet and phone metaphors suitable for the desktop.

      --
      I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    2. Re:Reflexes are Good! Re:flame away, but... by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Most of the newer UI models do not have anywhere near the amount of research backing them that the CUA did. Often the newer models are "neat ideas" coded by someone with virtually no user testing (I'm looking at you, Gnome 3 team.)

      --
      I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    3. Re:Reflexes are Good! Re:flame away, but... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      But they shuffled things around from the prior locations; and that is going to confuse nearly all users, technical or not. My experience is that different users use different techniques to achieve (find) the same thing. Windows 8 changed most of those. Equal Opportunity Confusion.

      I just hit the Windows key and type a few letters. No more expanding folders and subfolder looking for something.

      A better desktop search engine is nice, but it wasn't necessary to re-org the entire UI to add such a feature. (In Windows 7 if I press the Windows key, I also get a search prompt with the cursor already in it; it's just that the search engine is crappy...at least under default settings.)

    4. Re:Reflexes are Good! Re:flame away, but... by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      The Start Menu has a bit of research backing it. Windows 95 was likely the last time Microsoft devoted quite a bit of money towards UI research and design.

    5. Re:Reflexes are Good! Re:flame away, but... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Apple has had its own UI guides from a long time ago. I've got one at home that predates OSX by quite a bit. That Apple doesn't conform to IBM's CUA is unremarkable.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  29. Touchscreen or don't by kriston · · Score: 2

    Windows 8.x is pretty good only as long as you have a touchscreen.

    What is really atrociously stupid is Microsoft's idea of putting the Metro interface onto Windows 2012 Server. It is just breathtakingly stupid to put an animated, graphical user interface onto a system that is almost always accessed via Remote Desktop Connection.

    --

    Kriston

    1. Re:Touchscreen or don't by Shados · · Score: 1

      At the same time, now Powershell (which can be accessed remote and ecnrypted, like a typical Bash over SSH), can do pretty much everything out of the box without needing to add anything (aside a certificate if you want the encrypted part), so you don't really need the UI anyway.

      IIS, Exchange, SharePoint, SQL Server etc, all support it just fine, and you can obviously run any command line utility through it for anything that supports it.

      Its rare I ever hit RDP on my windows servers anymore. There's no point unless you're dealing with software that seriously needs an update.

    2. Re:Touchscreen or don't by norite · · Score: 1

      I have to remote into one everyday. We asked for 2008, but got 2012 R2...agreed; stupid isn't the word for it, especially when you're using 4 non-touchscreen monitors.

      So I just installed classic shell on it, turned off all the metro crap and everyone's happy. :-)

      --
      -- Fuck Beta
  30. Lack of Discoverability by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I partly agree. Windows 8.1 isn't as tragic as it seems at first. But they've forgotten one of the primary goals of a UI: discoverability.

    I'm a Linux geek, so I'm used to typing arcane commands into shell prompts. I can find whatever I need in a Google search if I don't know it already. Command line interfaces require you to specify what you are looking for. It's expected that you should know in advance what you want and how to ask for it. This is somewhat less true for the double-tab interface in bash, but still, the basic idea is to specify.

    What made Windows and MacOS such a big deal back in the day is that they were "discoverable" - you could figure out what options you had available by reading the menus and picking one, with the basic expectation that, if there was an option or command to run, there'd be a menu entry in a hopefully sensible place to allow it. Thus, anybody could "use" a computer by finding the obvious start button.

    Windows 8.x tosses discoverability to the wind. You just have to know in advance which combination of swipes and from which side in order to get what you want. Because of this, it's not discoverable. What makes Windows 8 so damning and frustrating for the new user is that stuff happens and there's no obvious reason why.

    With this recent statement, Microsoft has made clear that they're going to try to double down on the Metro Interface, and hope that by promising it at some distant, future date, the haters will shut up long enough for people to get used to the not-discoverable Windows 8 interface.

    I have mixed feelings about this.

    --
    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    1. Re:Lack of Discoverability by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Windows 8.1 belatedly added in a tutorial. But even then it's not quite enough to really cover stuff that's important but not obvious (like how to power down).

      Then again, I have an android phone and it was extremely difficult to learn and came with no documentation. So first month I was always heading to web sites to learn how to use it or what some status icon meant. Yet so many people love it. I can only imagine that iphone is even more difficult to learn at first. So I think the whole idea of discoverability is dead across the board.

    2. Re:Lack of Discoverability by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Strange. To this day I've only had to search for things like how to hard power down a specific model of phone; I've been using Android since 2.0. I will admit that I found the icons in 4.x a bit confusing for a little while. (Is that the icon for copy? Paste? Delete?)

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    3. Re:Lack of Discoverability by echnaton192 · · Score: 1

      You nailed it. I was saying something similar to collegues, but you made the point far clearer than I had. That is the thing that annoyed me the most.

      The lack of discoverability. The rest - includig the extra clicks neccessary just to do a real shutdown - were annoying, but the lack of a place were everything could be done SOMEHOW made me scream. I had to use skills just to get basic jobs done. Things that I found out years ago in a few minutes not took a very damn long time.

      Thanks again for clearing my thoughts about the major issue.

    4. Re:Lack of Discoverability by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Most of the complaints are about issues with Win8 that were fixed by Win8.1 update which was free. For example, shutting down is now a two click operation.

    5. Re:Lack of Discoverability by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      What, are you saying that hovering your mouse in an unmarked corner of the screen, then hovering over an icon shaped like a gear but with no descriptive text until you moused over it to find the word Settings, all just to turn your computer off ISN'T intuitive?

  31. It's about the apps stupid by ArhcAngel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft had an epiphany. That epiphany was called iTunes and later spun off as the App Store. You see Apple gets a cut of EVERY APP SOLD via their marketplace and I believe they might even share in revenue from ads in ad supported apps as well. Since it is impossible to sideload apps without jailbreaking an iOS device they have ISV's over a barrel if they want to sell to Apple's customers. Microsoft decided they liked Steve Job's decidedly Gatesesque business model. They knew their mobile devices would be a hard sell given the saturation of iOS/Android so they decided they could back door their model into their desktop OS. It has been a multi-tiered approach but non of their vectors has gotten much traction. Surface RT was DOA and Surface Pro and desktop users continue to use traditional Windows apps. If Microsoft brings the start menu back it would delay even further Metro App adoption and Microsoft's newest revenue stream. So they will continue to promise to bring it back so people won't just throw Windows 7 on their new PC but keep delaying it as long as they can in hopes Metro App use continues to climb.

    --
    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
    1. Re:It's about the apps stupid by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Microsoft had an epiphany. That epiphany was called iTunes and later spun off as the App Store...

      You are absolutely correct. One spin-off issue from this attempt at forced monetisation was that nobody saw Microsoft as adding value to the users with that approach. They weren't just changing the UI, they were changing their entire business model.

      Windows 8 itself? The cake was okay, but the icing was a lie.

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
  32. better for marketing to have 9 other then 8.X by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Right now windows 8 has a bad rap and they have made some miss steps.

    Windows 9 seems better then windows 8.2 / 8.1 U2.

    Windows 7 came out when they could of had windows visa R2 / Windows visa SE.

    1. Re:better for marketing to have 9 other then 8.X by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 came out when they could of had windows visa R2 / Windows visa SE.

      I'm a fluent English speaker, but I have no idea what you're saying. Visa the payment processing company or visa the immigration document?

      --
      Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle.
    2. Re:better for marketing to have 9 other then 8.X by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      windows vista

  33. Re:I dont understand by ledow · · Score: 1

    What do start-up speeds, pinning apps, 3 monitors, resume from sleep, etc. have to do with a fucking start menu? Nothing.

    P.S. My start menu setup - no program is more than 4 keypresses away. Windows-key to open the menu. P for programs. I for Internet. M for Mozilla. F for Firefox. My productivity is not improved ONE BIT by having narrow-down search (have it on my email client, it's great, on my start menu, no?)

    Newbies don't get the tiles any quicker than anyone else. In fact, if you don't see that Metro is Active Desktop from '95 brought back from the dead, it makes me think you weren't around then. We did this 20 years ago. We rejected it 20 years ago in favour of a more obvious system than hiding all my icons and letting me hunt for them by knowing their name.

    The Metro interface may work for you, it doesn't work for everyone. That's not hard to understand. I can't work on multi-monitor setups, it pisses me off - and yes, I program. I couldn't do it since the days of the monochrome debug monitor you could attach back when that was LUDICROUSLY expensive and stderr actually meant something.

    FORCING someone, anyone, into a pattern of working is not good. And sure it's the people most used to their working pattern that are rebelling. The people who have honed their computing environment over decades. Why piss them off, at the expense of a single Boolean option? Seriously? What's the point?

    Fact is, I use Windows 8 without all that crap. I deploy Windows 8 without all that crap. It's STUPENDOUSLY fast, even on built-in drivers (one of the best features of 8, in my opinion, is the ability to deploy a single, driverless image to basically ANYTHING and have it pick up enough default drivers to be usable immediately - I have deployed two complete networks with it, without the only single specific driver I've ever had to install on top being a high-security smartcard interface for banking purposes). And, guess what, my users ask for the start menu. I give it to them. I give them Classic Shell so - if they want - they can get back to Metro in one Boolean option. Or holding Shift when pressing the Windows key (or vice-versa, if they want).

    Fact is, it's not about what YOU think is best for everyone. One size does not fit all. Windows 8 blew my mind at first (Touch interface, right? Deployed it on a touchscreen PC without a mouse. Accidentally opened IE in Metro. Took me and my boss 10 minutes of pissing about and then a Google to figure out the gesture to close the fucker - swipe down from top). Windows 8 blows newbies minds, even though that haven't used a PC before (which is fast approaching zero, if not there already now).

    Nobody gives a shit about Metro not because nobody uses it, but because we're FORCED into it. For no good reason. I'll beat any metric you like on a system that I'm used to and I've set up, compared to the default out-of-the-box Metro shit. And every second I spend training for it or fighting against it, is a second I could spend doing some actual work. So I don't piss about. I install ClassicShell, wherever I go, I deploy ClassicShell for hundreds of users - and I've yet to have one say "Give me Metro back" (and if they did, I literally can say to them "There's the option, just switch it off or customise as you see fit" without them affecting ANYONE else).

    Fuck off imposing your workflow on others.

  34. Microsoft just does not get it... by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    There's nothing great about the 'start' button. When it first appeared in Windows 95, no one jumped up and down and shouted 'eureka!' It was just a way of providing users with a reference point for key functionality...starting apps, shutting down, seeing a short semi-custom menu of options, finding system stuff, and so on. I use a non-window os and there is no 'start' button and there never has been one...and no one misses it. Windows 3.1 and NT 3.1 did not have a 'start' button. The 'start' button is even a semi-retarded non-intuitive way of centralizing stuff. For example, as has often been pointed out over the years, clicking on 'start' to shutdown is not exactly the cleverest way of doing things. (My system has a button cleverly labelled 'shutdown.') But...but...but...the 'start' button was missed for just one reason...because windows users are used to it. So, when Microsoft takes it away and does not replace it with anything comparable, users complain. We would happily click on 'kill' or 'terminate' or 'stop' or 'don't do that anymore' or a frowny-face or whatever, as long as it was...the same. Putting the 'start' button back...in 2015...kind of misses this point. By that time, we users will be used to something else.

    1. Re:Microsoft just does not get it... by tapi0 · · Score: 1

      "By that time, we users will be used to something else" and that sir (maam?) is the point. They know you'll be used to it (past experience has shown they introduce things, people complain and then get over it) so they'll say they're looking at it and when the time comes they'll point out how users are getting along quite nicely without it (as they expected) and it would be silly to introduce a reversion.

    2. Re:Microsoft just does not get it... by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

      Wish I had mod points, I think this is the key:

      I recently switched to Win 8, and the problem is not so much that it is worse that win7 but that it is different . I know how to do everything I want in win7, now I need to learn new ways to do the same things. Since I still need win 7 at work, I need to remember the old ones as well. This takes time and slows down my work. In return for that time I get.....well pretty much nothing. I haven't found any way in which the win8 interface is better than win7, its just different.

      For the folks that say I should "learn new things" - I'm happy to learn new INTERESTING things, but figuring out where in various menus and "charms" Microsoft has hidden functionality is just not interesting, it is a pure waste of time.

      Oh, and win 8 is really ugly with no aero - feels like windowing from 10 years ago. Doesn't hurt productivity, but it is UGLY.

    3. Re:Microsoft just does not get it... by norite · · Score: 1

      "Oh, and win 8 is really ugly with no aero - feels like windowing from 10 years ago. Doesn't hurt productivity, but it is UGLY."

      This.

      --
      -- Fuck Beta
  35. they should of had an steam like app store by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and not the more walled garden like apple one. At least Google let's have easy side loading / alt app store with less sand boxing then apple.

    at least MS store has more flex to it then apple does.

    1. Re:they should of had an steam like app store by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      MS store is highly walled off. You can not get even free apps without also getting a Microsoft Account. You can't even use their built in Mail application without a Microsoft Account (even if you won't be using any Microsoft accounts to read mail).

      You can get real applications from somewhere other than the store, but everything for Metro UI must be from the store. (officially anyway, there may be secret ways to get past this, every wall around a garden has holes in it)

    2. Re:they should of had an steam like app store by afidel · · Score: 1

      Nah, sideloading of Metro UI apps is officially supported but it does require pro or enterprise OS level (AFAIR) and the app to be signed with a code signing certificate. MS knows their large customers are going to sign their own volume licensing agreements with 3rd parties as well as wanting to load their own apps that aren't appropriate for public distribution through the app store.

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
  36. As an OS, sure, as a UI, no by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft has been on a long-term trend in the name of ease of use of burying everything behind complicated and convoluted UIs since at least Vista, although the default XP UI was also in on it a little.

    Little things, like changing your computer's IP address seem to require more and more clicks, dialog boxes and window changes to accomplish the same tasks as before. More and more settings seem to default to "idiot light' mode where basic information is deliberately turned off or hidden.

    This might be tolerable for a "home" edition of something designed to get grandma on the internet with a minimum of long distance phone calls to her grandkids, but it's absolutely maddening for "professional" editions and simply uncalled for in "server" editions.

    I just cannot fathom what group or individual decided that Server 2012 needed the same UI as the most basic desktop OS. I don't mind the concept of Metro and the execution seems OK on a Surface Pro provided you stay in Metro mode, but there should be a switch or something that just completely disabled Metro mode for server OSes (and should be the default) and it should be switchable for desktop OSes.

    Further, the desktop UI needs an "expert" mode where some of the "wizards" are disabled (can't I just have my network connections without the network and sharing center) and more details and technical information are presented to the end users without being filtered/turned off.

    1. Re:As an OS, sure, as a UI, no by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Corporations have overall given up on providing expert user interfaces. Everything is planned around the beginner and casual users. Never mind that in the 70s and 80s we had secretaries and administrators who knew how to use computers and the command lines, we've been conditioned to believe that computers are hard and are given only computers that are designed for the lowest common denominator.

    2. Re:As an OS, sure, as a UI, no by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The most glaring example of this to me is the default setting of "hide extensions for known file types". I think it first showed up in XP, but why would you ever want that turned on?

      --
      horror vacui
    3. Re:As an OS, sure, as a UI, no by grim4593 · · Score: 1

      porn.jpg.exe :D

    4. Re:As an OS, sure, as a UI, no by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      It's since 95 I think and was the worst decision, or even the only thing really wrong with the Windows 9x/XP UI.

    5. Re:As an OS, sure, as a UI, no by swb · · Score: 1

      It's one of the top offenders for sure.

      The only thing I can think of is that it's a marketing-driven kind of change, a desire to hide how Windows actually works for cosmetic/PR reasons, as if throwing a facade on it turned it into MacOS somehow. Eliminate anything that resembles or implies "DOS" or some kind of DOS origins.

      What's frustrating about it is that all they've really done is cosmetic (at best) -- it doesn't actually change how anything *works*. It's made the entire system less transparent and more difficult to use.

      What's worse is that what Microsoft used to be sort of good at was providing a usable GUI for a lot of system functions that, say, Linux required command line interfaces for. With the transition to Powershell, in a lot of ways they have abandoned what they were good at -- leaving a facade GUI that doesn't do anything and replacing it with a so-so scripting environment.

      Maybe it's an improvement in some ways, but it strikes me as making the system just all that less transparent.

    6. Re:As an OS, sure, as a UI, no by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Which probably explains why in brief usage of Win7 and 8, my one big complaint boiled down to, "Where have they hidden Obvious Everyday Function that was in plain sight on every Windows before these??"

      (I don't recall what offhand, it's been a while, but I was probably arguing with the new incarnation of WinExplorer. I fervently wished to hurt the designer.)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  37. To the tune of "My Bonnie" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    My button lies under the metro
    My button lies under the C (code)
    My button lies under the metro
    Oh, Bing back my start-button to me...

    Bing back, Bing back
    Bing back my button to me, to me
    Bing back, Bing back
    Bing back my start-button to me!

  38. Win8 has two UIs for a reason ... by MyNicknameSucks · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Long version: see pwnies' (IU designer at MS) posts at reddit, like this one: http://www.reddit.com/r/techno...

    Metro has 2 UIs: Metro for casual use; classic for power users / production. MS wasn't particularly clear on the split and made it seem like Metro was the only UI going forward with classic atrophying in the background. That, apparently, is not the case. But MS pulled a boner here and mis-sold the UI.

    It was always easy enough to restore the old school start button with either Start8 or a handful of free utilities. But ... you had to go and find them. MS was hoping that was just enough hassle that casual users would stick with Metro. So ... casual users get a UI optimized for touch and keyboard (alt-f4 to close windows; alt-tab to switch; win-w to search settings; win-s for searching docs / the web / whatever; type to find apps). Further, the included apps tend to be basic ("dumbed down") so that your grandpa can figure them out. Metro is also optimized around the idea of single-and double-tasking (i.e., media consumption). Metro isn't made for your typical /. user.

    Classic is for people with multiple windows open, Office users, and so on -- those who can find OS settings and utilities (I think MS' definition of power user might have been overly generous).

    Metro is really, really good for what it is. Once you grok the keyboard shortcuts or the gestures (swipe from the sides to make stuff happen), it's actually pretty cool.

    What MS screwed up is not the UIs, but, rather, how they interact with each other. With release-era 8, if you opened, say, the picture viewer from classic, it punted you into full-screen Metro. Ditto for the calculator (true story, needed to check some math for an email, opened the calculator, and was presented with a full screen, 22" four function calculator -- that's just stupid). Some settings are accessible only through Metro (again, that's stupid -- hiding settings casual users shouldn't need to touch in Metro was bad design). Some default associations, like those for RAW photos, can only be set through Explorer if you want to use the classic app -- the Set Associations app only shows the Metro viewer as being available for those types. And so on. And forth.

    As for the Start menu? It's easy enough to get back ... but I'm torn. I don't honestly use it all that often since I read about hitting the win key then typing the name of what I wanted. It's ... different than using the mouse. But, most of the time, it's also faster than going through nested menus.

    Win8 is flawed. And weird. And occasionally antagonistic. And the dual UI aspect was very, very poorly handled. But its bones are good (fast, stable, secure). I like Win8, but it seemed to take longer to properly set up my desktop than it should've (Modern Mix also helps to control full-screen app pop-ups by running Metro apps windowed).

  39. Odd version Numbers by hduff · · Score: 1

    Which validates the belief that the even version numbers (Vista, Win8) are crap and the odd version numbers (XP, Win7) are better.

    --
    "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
  40. This proves... by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 1

    This proves Windows 9 will have no likeable features - so they're 'saving' the start button for Windows 9 to balance the scales. Or at least, that's what a hater would say :-)

    --
    - The Kessel run is for nerf herders. I can circumnavigate the entire Central Finite Curve in a lot less than 12 parse
  41. Re:Start menu by hduff · · Score: 1

    Any word yet on Clippy?

    Should soon start work for that LA basketball team Balmer purchased.

    "Is that a three-pointer you're attempting? Can I . . ."

    --
    "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
  42. apple needs more hardware choice by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    They should have a bigger mini with desktop cpu and maybe some kind of add in video card choice.

    The MAC PRO is nice but it is overkill for lot's of uses and the base system only comes with 256 GB storage.

    Why not have an mini mac pro at say $1,200-$1,500? with an I5 - I7 desktop cpu and 1 good mid range to high end video card?

    The imacs are ok but the AIO / thin part holds them back a bit and there video chips are a little under powered (even more with the screen size on them) the top of the line Imac does have an GeForce GTX 780M addon but at the price for that system you can get a better PC for about $800-$1000 less. Even if you buy a screen for $300-$400 it's still $400-$600 less for an system with more ram, better cpu, better video card, and bigger HDD and or SSD.

    1. Re:apple needs more hardware choice by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Macbook pro has problems acting as a desktop only system, it really does get confused when not used as a laptop at times. I would have much preferred a mini at work but they handed out laptops instead, probably as an effort to look cool perhaps. A linux laptop maybe would have worked too. Still, that macbook is the only laptop I've used that actually felt usable (mostly because that multitouch touchpad actually works well). Overall I just don't like laptops though.

    2. Re:apple needs more hardware choice by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If you're intermediate between a Mini and a Pro you're supposed to buy an iMac.

      I like all the Apple stuff I've used, but there's things they deliberately don't make. I'm fine with them not doing low-end, but not having a decent desktop machine without its own monitor built in is annoying.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  43. One more vote for Classic Shell by Xoc-S · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 with Classic Shell is just as usable as Windows 7. Windows 8 without Classic Shell has a terrible interface for grouping the programs you have installed. If Microsoft had issued Windows 8 with the equivalent of the Classic Shell start button, then acceptance of Windows 8 would have been a no-brainer, and all the complaints about it would have been almost non-existent. Windows 8.1 was the right place to recover from the mistake, but instead they just gave a *different* button in place of the start button that essentially did nothing useful. Don't be afraid to use Windows 8, but get Classic Shell to go with it. It's free.

  44. We won't be off Win7 until about 2017 by gelfling · · Score: 2

    We JUST got off XP - more or less, still a few stragglers out there. Anyone who gets a machine this year won't be capitalized until the end of 2017 so we won't worry about Microsoft until then. And by then I'm sure the executive will have invested a billion dollars and a billion meetings in finally coming to agreement on the makeup of a usable Linux desktop by then.

  45. I, for one by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    . . . welcome our new butt-plug overlords!

    1. Re:I, for one by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Ouch! No! Ow! Make it stop!!

      --

      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  46. Win8 has two UIs for a reason ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Win8 doesn't have two uis, it only has 1 and a quarter.

    Yeah, it can sort-of mimic the start button, but without menus (okay 8.1 sort of gave some of that back), but they left everything else with the ex-lax induced shit-storm of an interface that should only have been seen back on an 8086 cpu where you wanted full screen, 2 color interfaces.

    It's garbage pure and simple.

    You want a tablet interface, use Android. Want a desktop, then use a real desktop interface, not some dumbed down piece of shit interface destined for retirement 6 months before it's released.

  47. The motivation to remove Start... by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

    ... "oh look, Apple is making a shitload of Money from their app store. Google is also making a shitload of money from their app store. Let's make an app platform, and very strongly encourage as many people as possible to use it by making it a primary interface on the new version of Windows, giving as few concessions to naysayers as possible. We'll make $$$!"

  48. Oh it's not that bad by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    Mine handles hooking up to a projector just fine, but I've used Windows laptops that took some amazing voodoo to do the same

    Screenshot...no argument, I love Win7's Snipping Tool

    Home and End key, well, I like the Macbook keyboard, and there's only so much real estate to work with, so some keys had to go. I'd rather have key combos than smaller keys.

    --
    Never let a lack of data get in the way of a good rant.
  49. "People love scientific "facts" that are.... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    ...counterintuitive"

    That doesn't make sense. So I believe it.

    --
    Never let a lack of data get in the way of a good rant.
  50. Too Late Microsoft by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Windows has jumped the shark. It's all downhill from here.

    Many folks have finally tired of Microsoft just churning the interface just to make a new product. All that did was alienate the users that had grown accustomed to menu interfaces in Office and the Start menu. Paying to buy a whole new version of the OS and then dealing with the headaches of just trying to figure out how to just get back to the capability the user had before the change got really old.

    The problems with Windows 8 are not necessarily with the features. Windows 8 may be the best OS under the sun, but most users won't ever know that because it is buried under one of the most craptastic PC user interfaces contrived. Folks probably would be happy to have the core features of Windows 8 if the menus and buttons looked familiar to the last version. They do not.

    I finally went to Linux simply because they kept a lot of the UI features like menus and start buttons that Windows abandoned. Linux really is now at a point where it is an easier OS to transition to from Windows XP and 7 vs transitioning to Windows 8. That is not because Linux interfaces improved dramatically (though they are better than they were) but because Windows 8 broke a lot of UI features that the users really liked and wanted.

    Happy trails Microsoft, best wishes from a formerly happy customer from the Windows 3.1 days. Friendly advice - stop pissing off your loyal customers and give them what they want to see.

    --

    Left MS Windows for Linux Mint and never looked back!

    Vote for Bernie in 2016!

    1. Re:Too Late Microsoft by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Linux really is now at a point where it is an easier OS to transition to from Windows XP and 7 vs transitioning to Windows 8. That is not because Linux interfaces improved dramatically (though they are better than they were) but because Windows 8 broke a lot of UI features that the users really liked and wanted.

      Happy trails Microsoft...

      This. Although I mildly disagree about the Linux interfaces. Ubuntu is kind of weird, but Mint is nice, and I've been fooling with lubuntu, also nice for a minimalist package.

      But the point to me - like you - is that even the gnarliest linux interface is now immensly better than Metro, or whatever they call it these days. And a whole lot more intuitive for an XP user.

      But the problem of course is that many of the XP faithful are not all that likely to change over now

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    2. Re:Too Late Microsoft by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 2

      " Folks probably would be happy to have the core features of Windows 8 if the menus and buttons looked familiar to the last version. They do not."

      While I'm more than happy to criticizeWin8's looks, that's not the crux of the problem. It's the behavior. Randomly switching between Classic and Metro, hidden functions that have to be swiped or god-knows-what if you don't have a touch screen, two control panels, one in Metro, one in Classic, and neither can do everything so you get to hunt within both, and on and on. I don't care for Win8's aesthetics, and am glad to see Yosemite is going in the opposite direction with more transparency and other visual features, but looks are a very small part of it's problems.

      And I think you get that, but the sentence I quoted really bugged me.

      --
      Never let a lack of data get in the way of a good rant.
    3. Re:Too Late Microsoft by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I think you get my drift. The problem is really with the user interface and the experience, not necessarily with the underlying capabilities of the OS.

      If users are confused and frustrated by trying to do simple things with the OS, the "advanced features" are pretty much invisible, no matter how great and innovative they may be.

      When your business leaves your customers wondering "What the fuck am I paying for again?", you have a problem.

      --

      Left MS Windows for Linux Mint and never looked back!

      Vote for Bernie in 2016!

    4. Re:Too Late Microsoft by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

      I personally like the changes, and most people at work (age group 35-50, non-tech people) agree that Windows 8 is a lot easier to use.
      They did their research and people like the changes.
      Just the vocal minority, of those against change don't.

      I am glab to see the start menu go; it serves no purpose in the current UI and user experience flow, and returning it would be pointless.

    5. Re:Too Late Microsoft by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      If Linux ran Goto Meeting... and MS Office.... it would crush MS. No, Open Office and Google docs are NOT MS Office.

      Not having a G2M client on Linux is a real deal breaker though.

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    6. Re:Too Late Microsoft by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      If Linux ran Goto Meeting... and MS Office.... it would crush MS. No, Open Office and Google docs are NOT MS Office

      You are right, they don't have MS office. Did you know that MS office is not compatible between Mac and PC? Documents do not look/format the same, and PowerPoint? If they can't be bothered to be compatible with their own program, Fuggidaboudit. Glad I was getting paid for all the hour spent fixing bitched up PP's.

      So no, Open Office docs are not compatible. But they are compatible with OO on my Macs, and also on My Linux machines. The Outlier is Microsoft Office. Not having a G2M client on Linux is a real deal breaker though.

      Sure. And I have a few programs left that use Microsoft only OS. Which is why I have a dual boot Linux machine. but no new Microsoft only apps are allowed until they stop acting like they are the only game in town.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    7. Re:Too Late Microsoft by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And yes, MAC Office is butchered office that sort of kind of more or less is Office but not really.

      For the majority of users, Open Office, or Google Docs is all they need. Some of us need to create complex proposals and specs (Word), manage complex number crunching and tracking (Excel with macros). Power Point - in the hands of the right person - can do some pretty incredible stuff. Access is, of course, complete garbage but there are legacy systems galore written in it that keep a lot of people employed.

      Outlook sucks beyond sucking - but is still the least sucky email client for people with multiple email addresses - that need to be kept seperate, more than 200 emails a day, and the need to search old emails looking for client/project info.

      --
      Murphy was an optimist
    8. Re:Too Late Microsoft by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      .And yes, MAC Office is butchered office that sort of kind of more or less is Office but not really.

      I had to parse that a couple times - haven't had my morning coffee yet - but that statement is sig-worthy. Funny plus exactly correct.

      Well done sir!

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  51. Re:Windows is now like Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Deflector dish emitting a tachyon beam? Phasers pointed at dilithium crystals? The Klingon empire? WHAT MAN WHAT?!?

  52. The Good news! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    While Microsoft will not bring back the Start menu anytime soon, they promise to keep or increase the amount of pure Suck in Windows 8.

    --
    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  53. Re:You can indeed buff a turd to a high gloss by tepples · · Score: 1

    You could always buy a Mac or a System76 or something instead.

  54. servers, servers, servers by aeosrhoseihtnewa · · Score: 2

    You forgot *servers*. Yes, the Metro tile GUI is also the GUI chosen for *servers*. CRAZY.

  55. todo: Remove RIBBON by aeosrhoseihtnewa · · Score: 2

    1. Fix start menu
    2. Fix ribbon toolbar

    What idiot did decide on these gui changes?
    1. The ribbon gui in msoffice drove many people to switch to LibreOffice.
    2. The missing start menu drove many people to switch to Linux.
    3. The destruction of win32 (a good API in it's time) drove many developers to switch to Linux/posix.

    What's next? This is an epic fail.

    1. Re:todo: Remove RIBBON by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The ribbon gui in msoffice drove many people to switch to LibreOffice.

      Given the proportion in market share between Open/LibreOffice and MS Office, by "many" you mean something like 0.1%?

      The missing start menu drove many people to switch to Linux.

      See above.

      (in practice, most people who don't like the new Win8 UI just stay on Win7)

      The destruction of win32 (a good API in it's time) drove many developers to switch to Linux/posix.

      What destruction? You can still take a program written against Win32 API as it was in NT 3.1, recompile it, and it'll run on Win8. Heck, you don't even have to recompile if the architecture matches.

    2. Re:todo: Remove RIBBON by aeosrhoseihtnewa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The ribbon gui in msoffice drove many people to switch to LibreOffice.

      Given the proportion in market share between Open/LibreOffice and MS Office, by "many" you mean something like 0.1%?

      LibreOffice didn't exist before the stupid ribbon gui was launched. Today million users use LibreOffice instead of propriety msoffice, more like 10-20% market share. And most of the people still forced to use msoffice hate the ribbon gui. Still HATE it.

      The missing start menu drove many people to switch to Linux.

      See above.

      (in practice, most people who don't like the new Win8 UI just stay on Win7)

      Windows8 is preinstalled to a larger degree than msoffice is. Ordinary people cannot be bothered to reinstall windows7.

      The destruction of win32 (a good API in it's time) drove many developers to switch to Linux/posix.

      What destruction? You can still take a program written against Win32 API as it was in NT 3.1, recompile it, and it'll run on Win8. Heck, you don't even have to recompile if the architecture matches.

      win64 was a lost opportunity to fix win32 and make it good, instead we got "win32 for 64-bit windows", which is stupid and wrong. MS got cold feet, marketed other technologies as .net instead of making win32 the best system api. Now 64-bit posix is a much better choice. Because 64-bit is on every system today, embedded, mobile, desktop, servers. Having a 32-bit api when using 64-bit hardware sucks.

    3. Re:todo: Remove RIBBON by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2

      ....What idiot did decide on these gui changes?...

      Stephen Sinofsky, backed by Steve Ballmer.

      Both people since sacked. I would expect the overall direction to veer a bit over time, now, from their most recent foray into "let's look like Apple".

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
  56. Re:I dont understand by echnaton192 · · Score: 1

    +1

  57. Re:No need for it really. by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    I think it's more like people don't want to go to a third party to fix a product that should never have changed and require the fix in the first place. Especially after they paid cash for the new shiny car that has tile shaped wheels.

    --
    ~~ Behold the flying cow with a rail gun! ~~
  58. Start8 by enter+to+exit · · Score: 1

    I'm only half joking when i say MS should buy Start8 and offer it as a free download.

  59. Re:I dont understand by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    I'll remember you the Windows 98 SE experience (and XP if it weren't dragged down by crap). Boot crazy fast from the 7200 rpm HDD, pin programs to the Quicklaunch (such as fucking Winamp). Using three monitors, hell yes that was supported with different res and refresh (but hooking three CRT was a bit pointless besides testing it)
    Launch any program in the start menu in two clicks. Because as you should know, a proper start menu opens the sub menus by hovering with the mouse. It was very keyboard navigable and you could add shortcuts and folders (i.e. your own sub menus) on the top. Also don't forget to sort by name and delete the useless stuff, you don't HAVE to keep windows movie maker, IE and other crap in here.

    Suspend-to-RAM existed before Vista or 8, if you wonder.

  60. No flame here by aepervius · · Score: 1

    What you meant to say in a single sentence , is that you get used to the taste of a shit sandwich after a while, to be blunt. That's all nice of you, but some of us simply refuse to start eating that fare to begin with.

    --
    C. Sagan : A demon haunted world:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
    visit randi.org
  61. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  62. Re:Windows is now like Star Trek by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    this analogy is collapsing faster than a... something something.

    ... glass house in a blender?
    ... poodle under an elephant's foot?
    ... signal in a Nine Inch Nails concert?

    Do I win?

    --
    That is all.
  63. FTFY.... by grumpy_old_grandpa · · Score: 1

    2015 will be the year of Windows on the desktop!

  64. Re:Comments based on experience? by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

    I use it at home and work, and there is fundamentally no need for the start menu.
    Of all the software that's installed on my computer, I just press the Windows key, and start typing the application name. Press enter.
    It's all most people need.
    As a regular user of the computer, I know what software is installed, and what I want to use. And I just start typing it away. There's no need to have a start menu so that you can browse installed software in the majority of the cases.

    And, the main metro start screen (windows key landing page) is the "Pinned to start menu" where I just put all the applications I regularly use, in case I don't feel like typing 2 or 3 letters to bring it up. (And for other people using the computer as a guest). And I have Firefox and Twittr client pinned to my task bar.

    I -can not- think of a single use case where I would -want- the start menu back.

  65. Re:Windows is now like Star Trek by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    All of the above.

    --
    I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
  66. protesting downmod by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    my downmod is ridiculous and unreasonable...

    i'm asking for help here...anyone agree?

    --
    Thank you Dave Raggett
  67. Re:Will not purchase laptop without Start Menu by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

    You can bet that Microsoft's big high dollar clients loved it. They don't give a rats ass about individual consumers, as they account for a tiny fraction of sales.

    --
    Murphy was an optimist
  68. Shame by CTU · · Score: 1

    It would have been nice to have an offical start menu back into Windows 8. Although I find myself hating windows 8.1 a lot less as I got forced to using it for college, even if I really only use it to get into a virtual box to get into Linux :P) Still it sucks as I found myself using the pin the the start menu a lot more to access programs tfor everyday use and so no start menu no way to get that in 8.1

  69. On why they removed the start button by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    Now that Microsoft has coerced the majority of keyboard manufacturers to include a button just for Microsoft Windows, they decide to deprecate the feature leaving the distribution channels full of keyboards that have a useless button. I suppose about the time the channels clear of the startbutton'd keyboards, Microsoft will put the feature back in and the manufacturers will be sitting on a ton of keyboards without the revived button. It is clear that modifying the keyboard design of the qwerty keyboard to support a single sourced proprietary operating system was a decision that seemed ok at the time, but now is nothing but trouble. As if supporting nationalized keyboards is not troublesome enough, we now have the permutation with and without the start button.

  70. What's worse than Win 8? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Win 7 running under Citrix. Everyone gets a VDI! All 5000-9000+ of us and they wonder why it's a POS. Even though it's running on a perfectly good PC to begin with. Nope, gotta centralize and use 2X (at least) the licenses. Slow I/O? Well, buy more servers to slow it down even more!

    Funny... but I know where this is the case and it's far from funny.

  71. Main Feature by ald_a · · Score: 1

    I think this would be the main feature of Windoze 9.
    "Hey, we've re-invented the start menu!"

    Beware! much sarcasm is added in this post!