'Pluto Truthers' Are Pretty Sure That the NASA New Horizons Mission Was Faked
MarkWhittington writes: Forget about Apollo moon landing hoax theories. That is so 20th Century. Gizmodo reported that the "Pluto Truthers" have followed the astonishing images being sent back by NASA's New Horizons probe and have come to the conclusion that they are faked. After all, if the space agency could fake the entire moon landing, it would be child's play to fake a robotic probe to the edge of the Solar System.
Presumably the same "area 51" nutters?
Maybe they should just go full solipsism and be done with it.
But but.... WHY??
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
If you look around you'll find wackos of every kind. Unless there's a lot of these attention-desperate people, why should we be interested in this?
For every problem, there is at least one solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
"Truther" conspiracy nuts don't believe in *anything* they can't see, feel, hear, or touch themselves. They probably think the very *existence* of Pluto is a lie.
You can make people go to school, but you can't force them to become educated. :(
I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
pretty sure this post was faked due to the slashdot outage today, it's too much of a coincidence
At what point did Americans substitute the word "truther" for "crackpot"?
So you can't feel, hear, see or touch them then their existence must be a lie? http://idle.slashdot.org/comme...
By that logic you don't exist either :-)
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Nope. See, the way it was done was by employing ~19,000 to go forward with the mission, but at some point, a small team running maintenance on the mission mid-transit realized the mission failed when the probe was popped 2/3rds of the way through its flight. A plan was hatched with the NSA to use existing test code from the development effort to emulate signals from the probes at all the telescopes capable of listening to it. The NSA's role would simply be to install the interception equipment at the telescopes to man-in-the-middle the responses from the telescopes to the relevant computers in such a way that the expected test data would be injected. Therefore, you only had a small team of maybe ~50 which was involved in covering up the failure of the operation, including a few graphic designers who could create astounding mockups of Pluto and Charon extrapolated from a combination of the Hubble 2010 image with artistic direction guided by existing photos of Triton, a body very similar to Pluto. Introduce a scary software glitch mid-flight because nothing ever goes 100% right. As far as the ~19,000 knew, the mission succeeded.
OR, the glitch a weekish before the rendezvous was the point where the graphic design and emulation teams would have to be brought in. THAT's what happened! It's just that the probe was unrecoverable from a software glitch!
Or, you know, it actually went as fucking planned.
Viable Slashdot alternatives: https://pipedot.org/ and http://soylentnews.org/
Hmm, do you believe that Pluto could potentially be imaged? That is, that it is visible at all? If so, do you doubt that we had the technology around a decade ago to launch a camera at it accurately enough to snap a few pics? If you do, when do you think this technology might exist? Don't you think it will be terribly embarrassing for NASA whenever that time comes (surely can't be far off ;) and ESA, China or India show us all that Pluto actually looks completely different?
Skepticism is good, but this is just stupid.
True to the matter, it may be a fake. But why risk future fundings? Immediate bankrupcy is on the way? I don't think so. Some things are more difficult to raise human capital than others, and those things use to have a huge queue of people wanting to get in. Maybe chip manufacturers could fake the efficiency, but again, why risk it?
Of course they fail to mention that Jupiter is 250 million times larger than Pluto.
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As reported, the probe sent had the same processor as the PlayStation. They used the 3D graphics capability to create images of Pluto and Charon in CGI.
Q.E.D.
Study it out, sheeple!
The video criticizes the lack of definition in a high res shot taken of Pluto from 9 million miles away on July 3. Seriously, let's see how much detail we could get of our moon using a small telescope from that kind of distance.
Hey, look over there! SHINY STUFF!
Sure, there are some dipshits in the world but that percentage is so small that they should never every get any coverage by anyone.. Yet here we have 4 different (semi) reputable sources repeating someone's nonsense.
My theory is as good as theirs by the way, and historically more plausible.
-The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.
I'm pretty sure that Pluto Truthers don't exist. I have a theory why slashdot would fake them, but I can't tell you here.
Isn't it more likely that the Pluto Truther statements are just some AI stunt? Some AI lab is showing off its capabilities.
Pretending this is my office full of bitter coworkers..
... there's no cure for stupidity
But they can be harmful. For example, I've become convinced that Trump became obsessed years ago with conspiracy theories and he's now running for president on that...
Please don't confuse mentally handicapped individuals with those suffering from Reality Impairment.
That makes sense. NASA is faking the Pluto Truther movement to discredit anyone who points out the huge flaws in their fake Pluto photos.
Follow the money, sheeple!
Required reading for internet skeptics
There's a certain level of stupidity you just can't deal with. Don't bother trying.
The whole "X was faked" theory misses one key point. If the moon landings were bogus, the Russians, Chinese, and a few others, all of whom had/have the technical ability would have blown the whistle on us. How would you fake a radio signal going behind the moon and coming back ? Not so simple. Likewise, you'd have to fake the data coming in. Seems like a lot of work to get a radio signal from outside Neptune's orbit....... The real tragedy is we can't currently go BACK to the moon....
Take. Some. Mild. Antipsychotics
That's what THEY want you to do. Medicate so that you can no longer sense what they're up to. Big Pharma is in on this as well.
(Yes of course I am kidding. Or am I?)
I don't believe Pluto truthers actually exist. it's all part of a conspiracy to make us argue about something other than Benghazi
These people are only after attention, and by putting this story on slashdot, we've given them exactly what they wanted.
If you aren't a card-carrying geek Slashdot isn't even a blip on your radar.
These guys are after bigger game.
to distract us from the Invasion of Texas now going on ("Jade Helm 15")
"f you define "planet" (the non-dwarf kind) to include Pluto, then you need to also call Vesta and a bunch of other objects "planets", so instead of 9 planets, it'll be somewhere in the teens, and growing as we discover more Kuiper Belt objects." and that's bad because..... In the end a rose by any other name is still a rose, but the idea we knew the mass and approximate size of this body for so long and called it a planet and then decided it had to have a modifier because we found more is sort of dull. The whole concept of a planet having enough mass to pull itself into a spherical shape seemed to be a reasonable dividing line because it seems silly to call every chunk of matter in orbit around the sun a planet. Having to have enough mass to toss all other bodes out of it's path just seems arbitrary.
The real mystery is why these few drooling idiots get any attention whatsoever. FFS go cover a high school science fair or even a rural county fair -- they would be more interesting and the people far more appealing.
Bent, folded, spindled, and mutilated.
I agree, but the problem with arguing against conspiracy theory is that "a vast conspiracy is hiding all the truth so no one can find it" is inherently unfalsifiable, which makes scientific argument (i.e. presenting evidence that falsifies the proposition) pretty useless.
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Why would anyone give this any attention. They best deserve to be ignored and forgotten.
Oh, there's no hope of convincing them, since they're not rational. It would go in one ear and out the other.
But there are many people who are not such deniers, but are rational people with a logical mind but no significant exposure to science. Their minds will be open to logical, fact-based argument. For their benefit, we should have a rational counter to the irrational arguments of the deniers.
Also, to some extent, it's for our own benefit too. We do not want to be in the position of non-scientists having to trust us. That's not how science works. Indeed, it's not even a logically valid form of argument.
as the 911 truthers.
I think it more likely that Trump discovered "tards will be tards", figured out some ways to capitalize on that, and, since he is clearly without ethical encumbrances, is taking advantage of the Republican idjits to push his own agenda fast, far, and furiously.
He is a masterful tard manipulator. That's dangerous.
Will
Jupiter. Everything else is "assorted debris that didn't quite make it.".
Americans right?
It's complete bullshit that Pluto got to be a planet for so long while Ceres (which is in the inner solar system and has an orbit that matches the other planets) was denied. I was saying this years before the dwarf planet debacle happened. "Why the hell is this not a planet? It looks like a planet. It's round. It's right next door. And why does Pluto get to be planet, when it's nearly as tiny and is at the edge of the solar system and has this weird orbit that doesn't match the other planets?"
The status quo may be arbitrary and kinda dumb, but it's not nearly as dumb as it was before. You can mock the process all you want, but this at least showed kids that things change and that many of our scientific classifications are just convenient shorthands, not eternal truths.
Why are the truthers all about falsifying everything? Shouldn't we be calling them the falsers?
What we need is Solar Positioning System or SPS for short. With that we'd be able to track where those pictures were taken, as long as it is not outside the system.
Geeks are too mainstream now.
That's why no one will pay a nickel to see them.
I'm a nerd, thank you very much.
It's relative.
Your distant relatives are waiting to evolve thumbs. You aren't, therefore you are a nerd. A label to wear with pride.
Only, it's a 3d-printed model of the dwarf planet, screenshotted in the Oculus Rift and saved as a lowly jpg for sharing on Facebook, which explains the jpeg plumes. Oh, so yeah, it was faked.
This isn't news for nerds and anything close to stuff that matters. This is tin foil hat bulls%$# plain and simple.
Pluto's a planet, and that's the truth.
Or, as the 9-yr-old Plutonian in the junior category at Worldcon in Denver in '08 had us chanting, EQUAL RIGHTS FOR PLUTO!
mark "nine planets in *my* solar system, buddy"
I sincerely hope Allen Stern personally sneaks up on you and punches you in the nuts hard enough to ensure you are incapable of breeding. I have only the best intentions in mind, really, I do.
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
You have no idea what really happened to it after you were no longer able to physically see the probe. For all you know they launched a dummy into space or, alternatively, faked the launch entirely! They gave you just enough information so that you will believe the whole lie and then help propagate that lie.
No, no I believe it is real. However, I suspect there are deluded folks who would actually think like that.
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
Shitty mods, if you disagree with my post then say why, don't just down-mod because you can't formulate a fucking argument.
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Couldn't even be bothered to fake a manned landing on Pluto this time. I'm so disappointed.
Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
They are an invention of the media to generate more page clicks and magazine buys.