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BMW Traps A Car Thief By Remotely Locking His Doors (cnet.com)

An anonymous reader quotes CNET: Seattle police caught an alleged car thief by enlisting the help of car maker BMW to both track and then remotely lock the luckless criminal in the very car he was trying to steal... Turns out if you're inside a stolen car, it's perhaps not the best time to take a nap. "A car thief awoke from a sound slumber Sunday morning (November 27) to find he had been remotely locked inside a stolen BMW, just as Seattle police officers were bearing down on him," wrote Jonah Spangenthal-Lee [deputy director of communications for the Seattle Police Department].

The suspect found a key fob mistakenly left inside the BMW by a friend who'd borrowed the car from the owner and the alleged crime was on. But technology triumphed. When the owner, who'd just gotten married a day earlier, discovered the theft, the police contacted BMW corporate, who tracked the car to Seattle's Ravenna neighborhood.

The 38-year-old inside was then booked for both auto theft and possession of methamphetamine.

368 comments

  1. Happy ending, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Good for the guy who got his car back, and good that they put the would be thief away, but still, can't say I much like the idea that our corporate overlords can track your car (and therefore movements) and remotely lock down your vehicle.

    1. Re:Happy ending, but by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Some hacker is going to use this app for retaliation when they encounter some BMW driver in traffic behaving like, you know, a BMW driver.

    2. Re: Happy ending, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people have been hacking these cars for a while white and black.

    3. Re:Happy ending, but by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 2

      It's an anti-theft feature marketed as such. The only "privacy" that was violated here was that of the theif. And fuck him.

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    4. Re:Happy ending, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meth is a hell of a drug... Heh, heh, heh.

    5. Re:Happy ending, but by rtkluttz · · Score: 1

      Exactly... they should not have any access whatsoever to the OWNERS vehicle.

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    6. Re:Happy ending, but by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Good for the guy who got his car back, and good that they put the would be thief away, but still, can't say I much like the idea that our corporate overlords can track your car (and therefore movements) and remotely lock down your vehicle.

      And when autonomous vehicles become common, they'll drive the perp to the precinct station.

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    7. Re:Happy ending, but by mlts · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If it came down to allowing someone from remote to lock the vehicle, preventing egress and disable the starter versus just making a claim to the insurance company, I'd rather forgo the remote locking and if the item is stolen, deal with the insurance company and see about a replacement vehicle, for a few reasons:

      1: Usually a recovered vehicle is trashed big time, and you never know if sometime down the line you might have a dog search at a checkpoint (anyone travelling on I-10 knows about this) yield something the thieves put there in the way of illegal substances.

      2: The vehicle can have a failure and lock someone in. At best, it means smashing a window to get out.

      3: Most importantly, right now, it might just be a vehicle maker that can do this from remote... but it is only a matter of time before someone hacks that, and in a 104 degree day, someone decides to stall and double-lock all BMWs on the roads, forcing rescue teams to go vehicle by vehicle to get people out before they expire. Or, even more insidiously, during an evacuation, disable and lock all vehicles, ensuring nobody is able to exit a city before a hurricane strikes. The hacking team that manages to do this to OnStar will be forever immortalized.

      And this already has happened on a smaller scale. Here in Austin a few years ago, a disgruntled employee logged into a used car dealership's system and disabled 100+ vehicles that were sold by that dealer, where they stalled in the road and started honking their horns. If a guy with a former employee username/PW can do that, imagine what a state sponsored group can do if/when they feel like that, especially with the mindset of most US companies being that security has no ROI.

      tl;dr, keep the remote kill switches. It is only a matter of time before that stuff gets hacked, and perhaps used for ransom ("pay us 2 BTC, or else your car will be disabled and your engine's ECU fried in 12 hours.")

    8. Re:Happy ending, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along with every drivers who breaks the traffic laws.

    9. Re:Happy ending, but by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Along with every drivers who breaks the traffic laws.

      This should be a new fund raising model. Go 1 mph over the speed limit, and your car takes over locks you in, and drives you to the local station where they won't unlock it until you pay the fine.

      "How much is the fine?"

      "How much do you have?"

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    10. Re:Happy ending, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the state of Washington. When the key is in the car, it's considered joy riding, not auto theft. Big difference in punishment.

    11. Re: Happy ending, but by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Happy ending

      I'd certainly hope not; a flood-damaged vehicle is bad enough...

    12. Re:Happy ending, but by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Autonomous cars won't have drivers.

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    13. Re: Happy ending, but by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Usually a recovered vehicle is trashed big time

      Indeed. In fact, reference the very first thing posted...

    14. Re:Happy ending, but by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      But we don't raise hell when LEO can do the same thing with our phones ...

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    15. Re:Happy ending, but by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Do you use a cell phone? Because corporate overlords can track your location that way too...

      In fact they have to for cell phones to work - to know which tower to route a call to (if needed).

      I don't think this is all that much different.

    16. Re: Happy ending, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hatrz

    17. Re:Happy ending, but by fox171171 · · Score: 1

      It's an anti-theft feature marketed as such.

      I think the Trunk Monkey Theft Retrieval System is far better.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    18. Re:Happy ending, but by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Tracking has its good and bad sides. If I have an accident in my new car, and am incapacitated, the service I'm paying for will notify the authorities. This is good. It also means that I can't go anywhere without "them" being able to find out. This is bad.

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  2. so what? by rossdee · · Score: 0

    I don't see why this is a story on Slashdot

    1. Re: so what? by Jesus+H+Rolle · · Score: 1

      Because BMW corporate used an app!

    2. Re: so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      THAT'S RACIST!

    3. Re: so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we should lock niiggers in cars and drive them into the ocean.

      That's going to be a feature in the next model

    4. Re:so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see why this is a story on Slashdot

      They are advertising the "benefits" of tracking and spying on your car. If you were to own an AI-driven car in the future, expect the car maker and the government to have a database containing a list of all the places you've visited.

    5. Re:so what? by geekmux · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't see why this is a story on Slashdot

      Then you must not be thinking of the children. Or terrorists. Oh, and don't forget about children and terrorists.

      This story sounds like nothing on the surface, right up until you realize that BMW can track their cars remotely and execute remote operations on them (this was just a teaser of their remote capabilities most likely).

      From hacking that system to legal "justifications" sans warrants, this is a privacy and security nightmare.

      But hey, carry on...nothing to see here according to the ignorant masses who have been trained that way. Simply because most "gadgets" these days are a privacy and security nightmare doesn't dismiss that fact, or the consequences.

      I for one was rather baffled over the keyfob left in the car. My 8-year old car would not automatically lock the doors if it sensed the keyfob inside, so I'm assuming the car was left unlocked with the keyfob. Fail all around.

    6. Re: so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waste of good cars. Why don't we ask the Germans to take care of the problem? Europeans are better at exterminating people than anyone else could ever hope to be. They're the Herrenvolk after all.

    7. Re:so what? by Notabadguy · · Score: 2

      You're forgetting the child terrorists. And the childish terrorists. And the terrifying children. And the terrorists' children.

    8. Re: so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not so much that you're racist. It's that you're pathetic. You're a pathetic little coward, scared of anything different. It's very hard to align one's self with a hopelessly parochial gimp like you. I mean, I can imagine what you look like, and I bet it's bad. Like real, real bad. Take a look in a mirror and say to yourself "how in fuck am I racially superior to anyone or anything?"

      Go do it now. You'll see what I mean.

      Then you can do us, other races, and your family and friends one last good turn. Last.

    9. Re:so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why do you have to bring Trump in to this with Terrifying childish terrorists?

    10. Re:so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fail all around

      That's what I was thinking. Idiot with too much money and idiots with too little.

  3. My first thought... by flargleblarg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it's possible to lock someone inside a car — which is a really terrible feature, by the way — then how long before some car's AI flips out and drives off a bridge — into a river — with passengers inside...and locks the doors shut?

    1. Re:My first thought... by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 2

      Like the Will Smith version of I, Robot

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    2. Re:My first thought... by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      If it's possible to lock someone inside a car — which is a really terrible feature, by the way — then how long before some car's AI flips out and drives off a bridge — into a river — with passengers inside...and locks the doors shut?

      And you don't even need to go that far. Imagine if the battery goes flat, or if the door mechanism short-circuits.

      In any case, I'm not even sure locking the door was even necessary, it sounds like the thief was sleeping in the car after a night of amphetamines.

    3. Re:My first thought... by Calydor · · Score: 2

      The easy solution would be that the lock requires a current - with no current, hydraulics flip it to unlocked.

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    4. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is a feature that has been available since the 90's I think. I remember a friend with an Opel Calibra 4x4 turbo who also had this feature. You needed to unlock the car with a pin code when it was closed with the remote control (and you didn't have the remote control when inside the car).

      My Mercedes C from 2003 (provided by my company) had a feature that was mandated by the insurance company back then where a company would phone you when the car alarm went of. If you told them it was a mistake, they left the car untouched. If you told them that it might be stolen, the car would be shut down and locked whenever it wasn't moving.

      My friend's Mercedes E was recovered with that system. Thieves stole the car, the security company phoned to ask if the car was okay, my friend said the car was gone, probably stolen, and the thieves got locked in their car only a few kilometers further at a red light 30 meters from the police station.

      Personally I don't care what happens to thieves. They should know the risk of their 'profession'. It's not like they steal a car by accident. They know they do something that nobody likes. They know that at the time the security systems would shut down the car and lock them up until the police arrives. Unfortunately Socialist parties thought it was a racist evolution because only subjects that belonged to a minority were caught this way, and they adopted a law that outlawed system to catch car thieves. Today car theft is a big plague again after a 8 year period when new technology protected cars and decreased car theft with 95%. Thank you Socialists!

    5. Re: My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually its way down. seems people would one not steal two where as i could see perhaps the rush of car theft but there would be more lucrative ways of honest and not honest endevors.

    6. Re: My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, why do you think your vigilante justice has a place in civilization?

      We don't kill people for property. Fuck you

    7. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a feature that has been available since the 90's I think. I remember a friend with an Opel Calibra 4x4 turbo who also had this feature. You needed to unlock the car with a pin code when it was closed with the remote control (and you didn't have the remote control when inside the car).

      My Mercedes C from 2003 (provided by my company) had a feature that was mandated by the insurance company back then where a company would phone you when the car alarm went of. If you told them it was a mistake, they left the car untouched. If you told them that it might be stolen, the car would be shut down and locked whenever it wasn't moving.

      My friend's Mercedes E was recovered with that system. Thieves stole the car, the security company phoned to ask if the car was okay, my friend said the car was gone, probably stolen, and the thieves got locked in their car only a few kilometers further at a red light 30 meters from the police station.

      Personally I don't care what happens to thieves. They should know the risk of their 'profession'. It's not like they steal a car by accident. They know they do something that nobody likes. They know that at the time the security systems would shut down the car and lock them up until the police arrives. Unfortunately Socialist parties thought it was a racist evolution because only subjects that belonged to a minority were caught this way, and they adopted a law that outlawed system to catch car thieves. Today car theft is a big plague again after a 8 year period when new technology protected cars and decreased car theft with 95%. Thank you Socialists!

      This isn't directly related to your question, but what does socialism have to do with unlocking cars? Furthermore, wouldn't they be the ones in favor, and Libertarians against? The sacrifice of one or two for the common benefit seems like a pretty socialist idea to me. If you take out the labels, you know, maybe you should consider becoming a socialist...

    8. Re: My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, we should: property is becoming scarce while people are plentiful.

    9. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, socialist scum. Happens all the time in Cuba, and totally wasn't invented in Germany and practised in the US.

      Fascinating how people yell all the time about "socialists" when things that doesn't happen in socialist countries happens in their own "democratic" countries. It's almost like they're talking out of their asses and need to learn a bit about corporatism and fascism. But that would require opening a book or two. Can't have that, it's socialism!

    10. Re: My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really doesn't, actually.

    11. Re:My first thought... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      How does something actuate without power?

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    12. Re:My first thought... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Uh, it doesn't work that way. The thieves didn't get "locked in". The car was remotely disabled. If they chose to stay inside, that's because they were dumb. There is a safety feature mandated by law in most western countries where there must be a mechanical override available from inside to unlatch any door locks and the trunk lock. The summary is stupid or the article is written by someone without any understanding of how cars really work.

      TL;DR: It's patently false.

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    13. Re: My first thought... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      It's OK, he didn't really want it to help. He was just being flippant.

      I notice he didn't go for the typical "your" a faggot though - that puts him in the top 0.0225% intelligence bracket for the "opens with you're a faggot" crowd.

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    14. Re:My first thought... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      The bizarre rant about "Socialists" reduced you from 'interesting point' to 'ramblings of a nutcase' in about 10 seconds. Weird.

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    15. Re:My first thought... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      I dare say that this fellow, upon dropping his toast on the ground and finding it butter-side-down, is inclined to fly into a rage at the Ebil Socialists what did it.

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    16. Re:My first thought... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      The important thing is that you label people in a way that makes them easy to think about. Nuanced models of reality, in your head, are HARD. Hence, evil Socialists are doing everything bad.

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    17. Re:My first thought... by green1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe, it's hard to tell.
      While laws usually require the ability to open the doors mechanically from inside, they do not require that it's easy to figure out how (and they really should!)
      Which often leads to the manual release mechanism be hidden under a carpet flap somewhere out of the way that you'd only know about if you spent hours reading the manual.
      Personally I think that's a horrible design, and that any manual method should be obvious, and easy to figure out when the occupant is in full panic mode. Cars I've seen that do it right usually make it part of the door handle itself, pull to open electronically, pull harder to open manually. But I've also seen many that hide it under a carpet flap.
      Example of poorly done: I sat in a Corvette at an auto-show, the car had no power, the person manning the booth had to tell each person how to manually open the door with the pull under the carpet.
      Example of well done: Tesla Model S front doors, pull the door handle harder than normal and it goes from electronic to manual. (example of poorly done, Tesla Model S rear doors, manual release is behind a carpet flap under the seats)

      Example of well done: cars with manual door handles, I mean really, what possible reason could there be for that manual lever to be an electronic switch instead of a manual release in the first place? it's just more things to go wrong, more expense, and less safety.

    18. Re:My first thought... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Such locks are often used in buildings where a door needs to open in the event of fire. The lock requires current to hold it shut, and if the power goes out a spring opens it. The usually open if they lose contact with the fire alarm panel too.

      The main issues I see in a car are that being submerged often doesn't kill the power for quite some time (cars are generally built to be fairly waterproof and water is a poor conductor, especially at the low voltages you get from car batteries) and it would be vulnerable to people deliberately shorting or cutting the wiring.

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    19. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have had cars that could lock doors automatically, unlock manually without current for as long as I can remember. The new feature of remotely locking passengers inside, 1930's refrigerator style is new and unneeded.

    20. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A physical mechanism, such as hydraulics or springs... As to whether I would trust that over time is another matter, but it could be done.

    21. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A coiled spring perhaps?

    22. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just look to Porsche for a great example. Some of the new ones have an electronic bonnet release.. which is also where the battery lives. Dead battery == no popping of bonnet == no way to jump start the car.

      You're forced to remove a connector in the drives kick panel and use a little rechargable battery device to power up the bonnet pop. Just hope the battery in the emergency device doesn't go tits up or you lose it...

    23. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually really common in a lot of things for fail safe operation, you have a solenoid with a spring, the spring puts it into the "safe" position, in this case, unlocked, and the solenoid needs power to overcome the spring to keep it in the locked position. A failure will cut the power and the spring will open it. The main issue is it's expensive, and this will drain a battery somewhere, you can put in stuff that prevents it from draining the battery dead, but the main issue is it means you can't have the car locked for an arbitrarily long period of time, eventually it will self-unlock. Usually it's dealt with by just designing the locks so they unlock if opened from the inside, then it's always safe and you don't need to drain the battery to hold it locked.

    24. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's possible to lock someone inside a car — which is a really terrible feature, by the way — then how long before some car's AI flips out and drives off a bridge — into a river — with passengers inside...and locks the doors shut?

      I'm fine with it so long as "Bicycle Built for Two" plays on the stereo system while it happens.

    25. Re:My first thought... by fermat1313 · · Score: 1

      How does something actuate without power?

      You spring load it. The spring wants to "open" the locking mechanism. It takes power to hold the lock closed against the spring.

    26. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 11 years.

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      Kyle Reese

    27. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A spring, working against an electromagnet. Power goes out, electromagnet turns off, spring unlocks door.

    28. Re: My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that complete eliminated the utility of the lock. That would be trivially easy to break into.
      Step 1: Disconnect battery
      Step 2: Remove valuables

    29. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's possible to lock someone inside a car — which is a really terrible feature, by the way —

      As a BMW owner, I'm pretty sure it's not possible to lock someone in the car. One pull of the handle from the inside will unlock the door, and a second will unlatch the door for opening. I don't think there's anything magic about the remote locking feature that changes that.

      My guess to what happened is that they connected to the car remotely, saw it wasn't moving, and locked it on the chance it wasn't occupied. Since the guy was asleep, the police caught him in the locked car, but that was just chance.

    30. Re:My first thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The easy solution is to make the lock mechanically actuated by a pull on the inside door handle, which is exactly what BMWs do. Electronic lock/unlock is just for convenience.

  4. Not good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... if there's no mechanical override to open a door from the inside, how long until the first BMW-Owner burns in his own car because the electronics is offline/damaged (or just some moron in bavaria fucked up the security system)...?

    1. Re:Not good... by tibit · · Score: 2

      There is always a mechanical override, it's a part of car safety laws in most western countries, U.S. included. Summary is wrong, possibly the article too.

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  5. Here's video footage by gijoel · · Score: 2

    I found on documentary called Robocop II.

    1. Re: Here's video footage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something something 2001

      eh mutter get off my lawn

  6. See??? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This incredibly rare set of circumstances is exactly why we should happily and unquestioningly give our freedoms and privacy away to corporations and to the government!

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    1. Re:See??? by Freischutz · · Score: 2

      This incredibly rare set of circumstances is exactly why we should happily and unquestioningly give our freedoms and privacy away to corporations and to the government!

      Not really that rare, this is just a variation on an old police tactic, bait cars. They have been a great success in Germany/Poland to combat gangs of Russian car thieves, and I'm sure in many other places too. I fail to see why this could not be done more often if the in-car systems has a manufacturer maintenance access point and the owner allows it. All you need is a positive signal from the seat detector used by the seat-belt alarm to makes sure your idiot is in the car, if there is a dash/driver cam, even better. Then you just have to be sure the car isn't moving which is where GPS and speedometer readings come in. Once you have that, you can lock the gopnik in the car until the cops arrive and lock his Russian ass up. If the thought of this makes you uncomfortable you are free to either get a car where the manufacturer only has access after you hand him a cryptographic key or just buy a car that cannot be remoted. My self, I'm not planning to break the law so I don't really care although if my car has have remote access although, being an- computer nerd, I'd obviously want the connection to be encrypted and secure.

    2. Re:See??? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      This incredibly rare set of circumstances is exactly why we should happily and unquestioningly give our freedoms and privacy away to corporations and to the government!

      Not really that rare, this is just a variation on an old police tactic, bait cars. They have been a great success in Germany/Poland to combat gangs of Russian car thieves, and I'm sure in many other places too.

      Great success? Any statistics to back that up? Yes, we've all seen this on TV. Question is, is it actually working as more than a temporary deterrent.

      I fail to see why this could not be done more often if the in-car systems has a manufacturer maintenance access point and the owner allows it. All you need is a positive signal from the seat detector used by the seat-belt alarm to makes sure your idiot is in the car, if there is a dash/driver cam, even better. Then you just have to be sure the car isn't moving which is where GPS and speedometer readings come in....My self, I'm not planning to break the law so I don't really care although if my car has have remote access although, being an- computer nerd, I'd obviously want the connection to be encrypted and secure.

      Instead of stealing the car, a hacker could simply break into this encrypted "secure" system, override the safety protocols, and apply 100% of the brake force to the vehicles traveling on the freeway en masse...

      Ain't technology cool? Gee, I can't wait for autonomous cars to really take off. And thinking the owner will have to "allow it" is one hell of an assumption.

      Much like the Internet of Things, there's a lot of bullshit that should not be online. A 2,000-pound mass of steel that transports humans at very high speeds is one of them. Car gets stolen? Fine. That's what I have car insurance for.

    3. Re:See??? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Since even with jeeps unconnect system you had to hack each car separately that would be a pain to do.

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    4. Re:See??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if a very light-weight metal mesh pulled over the car right before theft would do the trick...

    5. Re:See??? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Since even with jeeps unconnect system you had to hack each car separately that would be a pain to do.

      Sounds like rather tedious work, also known as the reason scripts were invented.

    6. Re:See??? by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

      > Car gets stolen? Fine. That's what I have car insurance for.

      Yes, make other people pay for it. Just use public transportation or get a bicycle...no fancy polluting air conditioning needed either. > Much like the Internet of Things, there's a lot of bullshit that should not be online.

      This is the result of fear of poor implementation. Here's an idea that libertarians won't enjoy: regulate the internet connected devices - require specific security methods be used and then make it a crime for the senior executives to ignore when they're not being followed. Pierce that corporate veil and hit a corporation right where it hurts: Board of Director/Executive pockets.

    7. Re:See??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With backdoors in those security methods. For official use only, of course.

    8. Re:See??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no interconnect between Connected Drive and systems such as the brakes. Theyre entirely separate systems.

      Of course, you woudl have known this if you had spent more than 0.5s composing your rant, and tried to do some research first.

    9. Re:See??? by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Or, if you are in the business of stealing cars, make a jamming device a standard piece of equipment....

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    10. Re:See??? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      > Car gets stolen? Fine. That's what I have car insurance for. Yes, make other people pay for it. Just use public transportation or get a bicycle...no fancy polluting air conditioning needed either...

      We could do a LOT to eliminate excess traffic, pollution, fuel consumption, and wear and tear on roads and vehicles if corporations simply recognized the fact that we DO have the technology today to support remote work for many positions.

      Unfortunately, most of us still deal with the ancient mentality that one must be in an office building to physically demonstrate a justification for employment.

    11. Re:See??? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      There is no interconnect between Connected Drive and systems such as the brakes. Theyre entirely separate systems.

      Of course, you woudl have known this if you had spent more than 0.5s composing your rant, and tried to do some research first.

      And of course BMW is the only manufacturer of automobiles on the planet, who secured the patent for the only auto-networking system that will be made for the next several decades.

      You would realize your shortsightedness if you had spent more than 0.5s on the fact that the above statement doesn't even require research regarding hacking risks.

    12. Re:See??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really that rare, this is just a variation on an old police tactic, bait cars.

      So sell the self-driving remote-controlled garbage to the police to use as bait, I bitch about the government online too much to ever trust one.

    13. Re:See??? by sjames · · Score: 2

      You're missing the point. The mechanical possibility that the car can lock someone in is a safety hazard. Sure, it's great when it locks a car thief in on purpose, not so great if it locks someone in accidentally on a hot day or if the car has been in an accident (especially if it's on fire).

      It's not a theoretical matter, people have died that way.

    14. Re:See??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And what happens when someone fat fingers the CAR ID number and locks you in a car while they are trying to stop the drug dealer who purchased a similar car.

      Look up the stories where the wrong house gets targeted in drug raids and demolition orders, and you'll be concerned

    15. Re:See??? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You jest, but this is an expensive subscription service you need to apply for, and is also not the primary reason you would subscribe to it.

      But I get it. Slashdot in general is against convenience of any kind. If the first compilers were linked to some company we'd all be praising the all-mighty punch card sorry I meant "freedom card" as the only viable way to run a computer.

    16. Re:See??? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If the first compilers were linked to some company we'd all be praising the all-mighty punch card sorry I meant "freedom card" as the only viable way to run a computer.

      The first compiler was made with used, and was delivered on punch-cards, and it was linked to IBM.

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    17. Re:See??? by gravewax · · Score: 1

      This not so rare (car theft) scenario and the ensuing insurance premium costs and inconvenience are the exact reason why I happily allow my car to be tracked and remotely disabled, if it could lock them inside as well I would happily take that feature too, though any half sane person knows side windows are not particularly hard to break so locking someone in is unlikely to do much in most circumstances

    18. Re:See??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it isn't. Bait would imply that the cars were placed out to be stolen, and then monitored. Such a situation is far more defensible, after all, you are monitoring and expecting them.

      This is taking advantage of an absolutely frightening capability installed generally in cars being sold, in such are out of direct control and constitute a back door which could be used for less wholesome purposes, either by police, people successfully pretending to be police, car company employees, or people who can infiltrate the car company computer systems.

      This is not simply an extension of bait cars.

  7. I call bullshit. by Heebie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pulling the door opener lever on the door of a car overrides the locking mechanisms. This is a fire-safety requirement. The guy was probably just still asleep when the cops found the car.

    1. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^+1

    2. Re:I call bullshit. by Hachima · · Score: 4, Informative

      The default behavior on BMW cars is that you have to pull the door handle lever twice to open it. The first pull unlocks thw door and it and the second pull opens the door. I've had passengers think they were locked in because while they pulled the handle once they couldn't open the door and I have to tell them to pull it again. I would be surprised if the guy was woken up by the SOS system with a CSR talking to him and he then pulls the handle once and thinks he is locked in since the door doesn't open. Then the CSR messes with the drugged up guy making him think he is locked in if there is any truth to the article and what was being said to him..

    3. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they can stop the car slowelly. seem there would be safety issues or could be with locking without manual override even though it wouldnt keep anyone inside thats willing to damage stuff.

    4. Re: I call bullshit. by Hachima · · Score: 5, Informative

      Page 38 of the manual states "Do not lock the vehicle from the outside with people inside the car, as the vehicle cannot be unlocked from inside without special knowledge." So if the car was remotely locked this would be the case. The owner of the car could have initiated the outside lock with the BMW Remote Control App. You have to press the lock button from inside the car to allow someone from the inside the car to unlock it.

    5. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most cars do that now days which has nothing to do with a comand center service they will lock when the car starts moving and can be locked with remote one the key itself.

    6. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > "Do not lock the vehicle from the outside with people inside the car, as the vehicle cannot be unlocked from inside without special knowledge."

      WHY would someone design a car like THIS? Other than being a great way to trap someone in your vehicle, I don't see any upside.

    7. Re:I call bullshit. by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The article is light on details as to how the emergency unlock got overridden - maybe the guy was just high and was tricked, but maybe BMW's double-pull safety/security feature gave them a window of opportunity that let them do this. If BMW were repeatedly sending the central lock signal to the car at a faster rate than the recently woken (and potentially also doped up) thief could do the double-pull, then perhaps that would be enough to keep the doors locked. We also have no idea from TFA how long they kept the doors locked for; it might only have been a few minutes, or possibly even less than that. It's entirely possible it was less than the time that the recently woken thief would have taken to gather hits wits and try something else like, say, opening/breaking a window and climbing out.

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    8. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least when the car is in motion, it should be possible to lock the doors to prevent kids from opening them and falling out.

    9. Re: I call bullshit. by locofungus · · Score: 2

      It stops people smashing a small window and then unlocking the door from the inside to get it.

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    10. Re: I call bullshit. by zmooc · · Score: 1

      This hardly ever happens. What does happen, is emergency workers not being able to open the door because it is locked. You're much more likely to die from your doors being securely locked than you are from them not being locked...

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    11. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called deadlocking. Locking the car from outside stops internal doors being opened from the handles. This stops thieves breaking windows to open the door. It's standard on pretty much everything.

      Although my last Volvo didn't activate the deadlocks for 30s incase you did this by accident.

    12. Re:I call bullshit. by Waccoon · · Score: 2

      At an airshow, I once sat in a Corvette on display. The door latch will not open the door without battery power, and for some reason the power went out, so I got trapped in the car. An airshow attendant let me out.

      Only months later did I learn the emergency latch to open the door was on the floor. There may be an override for safety reasons, but it's not always obvious.

      Fun fact: at least one Corvette owner actually died in his car on a hot day since he couldn't figure out how to open the door.

    13. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the event emergency workers needing to open the doors I'm sure that the locks are the thing stopping the doors from opening, and not the new shape of the car / doors that 's forced them closed.

    14. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever tried to open a car door when the car is moving? If you're moving at any appreciable speed, it's not particularly easy. Turns out air pressure is a real thing.

    15. Re: I call bullshit. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      This hardly ever happens. What does happen, is emergency workers not being able to open the door because it is locked. You're much more likely to die from your doors being securely locked than you are from them not being locked...

      False. One of the largest dangers in a car accident is being thrown out of the car (in the car you are, after all, surrounded by protecting metal), and leaving the doors unlocked increases that danger. Emergency workers have tools. They don't need the doors to be unlocked to get you out.

    16. Re: I call bullshit. by tibit · · Score: 1

      Uh, last time I checked it is illegal to sell cars like that in the U.S. Just FYI.

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    17. Re:I call bullshit. by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      Pulling the door opener lever on the door of a car overrides the locking mechanisms. This is a fire-safety requirement. The guy was probably just still asleep when the cops found the car.

      Sure, that's the stated requirement, but do you really know for sure that there is no backdoor override method that can be engaged at the company's discretion?

      As everything goes all electronic, it'll all depend on what's in the code. And that could be changed at a moment's notice.

    18. Re:I call bullshit. by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing - but then read several articles describing this actually is a feature -- one case somebody died. If the car isn't locked in this manner the doors will open as expected.

      I wonder the reason behind this feature?

      This is ridiculous. What if it goes wrong? You hit a pole or land in a pond and something short-circuits - can't open the doors?! My car - like most I'm sure - will unlock the doors if the airbags go off. Great! But if it fails I can still pull the latch and open the door (granted from inside and needs two pulls of the latch). There is no way that I know of to lock the car.

      Next we'll find out Chrysler designed it and hackable from the internet.

    19. Re:I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be great if the doors, tires and hood will all fly off smash-up derby style on impact. Then you just pop up them back on and drive away after the incident.

    20. Re:I call bullshit. by Ensign+Nemo · · Score: 1

      BMW's doors are double pump. The first pump unlocks the second opens the door.
      I had a BWM a couple years ago. It was a 2010. Absolutely Everything in that car was electronic. The battery was going bad and I got locked in my car. After multiple tries, I finally just sat there for a few mins to wait for the battery to build enough of a charge back up that I could unlock it.

        I was trapped _IN_my own car!!!!

      I got rid of that car shortly thereafter. F! BMW. 'Safety feature' my ass! BMWs are fun to drive and they handle very well, but holy crap you are completely at their mercy.

    21. Re: I call bullshit. by chooks · · Score: 1

      BMW cars have been this way for a LONG time. My 1998 318i didn't have any remote lock/unlock features, but if you locked the doors with the key (I know...so primitive) then you couldn't unlock the doors from inside. There was a big warning sticker on the windshield stating this fact.

      In case of loss of power (and presumably other situations that sensors could pick out), this "feature" was over-ridden and you could unlock the car doors from inside.

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    22. Re: I call bullshit. by drew_kime · · Score: 1

      One of the largest dangers in a car accident is being thrown out of the car (in the car you are, after all, surrounded by protecting metal), and leaving the doors unlocked increases that danger.

      Being thrown from a vehicle (or not) is almost entirely a function of whether you were wearing a seatbelt. If the only thing keeping you from leaving the vehicle is the door, chances are all you accomplished is saving the road crew the hassle of scraping you off the pavement.

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    23. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And where did you check? The land of internet wannabee attorneys?

    24. Re:I call bullshit. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Pulling the door opener lever on the door of a car overrides the locking mechanisms. This is a fire-safety requirement.

      Lol in what world? I don't think I've ever seen a car you can simply unlock by pulling on the lever, and it's definitely not a feature of any double lock cars which are specifically designed to NOT allow the car to be opened from the inside (e.g. convertible or to prevent someone from breaking a window).

    25. Re:I call bullshit. by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      The article is light on details as to how the emergency unlock got overridden

      That's because there's no such thing as emergency unlock.

      There is the opposite though. A specific feature that prevents you from unlocking a car even if you have access to the lock button / mechanism or whatever, and that has been an anti-theft device designed to stop people from smashing a window and opening a door for a good 20 years now.

    26. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never heard of a car with locks that worked like that. It seems incredibly dangerous.

    27. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even after reading the citations you both provided, I still can't decide who is right.

    28. Re: I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most cars automatically locked the doors once a specific speed is reach, typically between 10 mph - 15 mph.

    29. Re: I call bullshit. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Many, if not most, cars come with back seat child locks that can be enabled. That doesn't mean it's impossible to leave the car.

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  8. Dangerous by stooo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People died while being locked in cars.
    Two examples are : car fallen in the water, and people sleeping in a car while owner and friend locked it. The owner came back after a long hot weeken, his friend was dead inside.
    Double lock is a dangerous feature.

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    1. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Blasphemy! Don't you dare to mock our Savior! Dead to the infidels!

    2. Re:Dangerous by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That it's possible doesn't mean it's irresponsible to do it. People die in airplane crashes, that's not a reasonable reason to refuse all air travel.

    3. Re: Dangerous by Wootery · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope. Slashdotters are generally nervous when it comes to corporate power of this sort. Brand isn't the deciding factor.

    4. Re:Dangerous by locofungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Door lock doesn't make any difference if the car is in water. You cannot open the door against the water pressure, locked or not.

      That's why, if you're in a car that falls into water it's essential that you open the windows before the electrics short out

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    5. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Far more dangerous would be if a child/dog had been locked in the car during the day.

    6. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who are you going to trust. have to trust some.

    7. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Musky of course!

    8. Re:Dangerous by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

      My car has manual windows, you insensitive clod!

      (Hmm... actually this gives me an obscure and unlikely scenario to be smug about for not getting the next trim up with electric windows and M$ sync.)

      ((Actually, this whole story makes me glad my car doesn't have remote control capabilities that can't be overridden from inside the vehicle.))

      (((That I know of.)))

    9. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars aren't water tight. As the cars fill up with water you'll be able to open the door. Until then, there's still air the breathe. Assuming the doors aren't locked.

    10. Re:Dangerous by Aereus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Suppose it depends on the water depth. I know I'd rather not wait for the cabin to flood if I were sinking in a lake. You might be pretty deep before you could get the door open and try to swim to the surface.

    11. Re:Dangerous by stooo · · Score: 2

      Yep, when you let the dogs out, they kill you.

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    12. Re: Dangerous by Drethon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      who are you going to trust. have to trust some.

      I'll trust the company that leaves the decisions in my hands, rather than taking them away from me.

    13. Re:Dangerous by mjwx · · Score: 5, Informative

      Suppose it depends on the water depth. I know I'd rather not wait for the cabin to flood if I were sinking in a lake. You might be pretty deep before you could get the door open and try to swim to the surface.

      You more or less have to. The pressure difference means that you wont be able to open the doors. Its the same phenomena that prevents you from opening aeroplane doors mid flight.

      I believe that both Top Gear and Mythbusters did a segment on it.

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    14. Re:Dangerous by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      People died while being locked in cars. Two examples are : car fallen in the water, and people sleeping in a car while owner and friend locked it. The owner came back after a long hot weeken, his friend was dead inside. Double lock is a dangerous feature.

      Agreed given the number of children & dogs that have died from heat exposure because they were locked in a car on a hot day

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    15. Re:Dangerous by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      You think double like is dangerous, try double dead lock.

    16. Re:Dangerous by Notabadguy · · Score: 2

      I'd like a link to that source. I can't imagine a scenario where someone doesn't find the means to break glass and escape vehicle. I get that not everyone carries a safety knife with a glass breaker / seat belt cutter, but...being locked in a hot car and dying as an adult? Unless it has bulletproof windows...you're going to be able to ball your shirt around your elbow and shatter it.

    17. Re:Dangerous by Nunya666 · · Score: 2

      Door lock doesn't make any difference if the car is in water. You cannot open the door against the water pressure, locked or not.

      That's why, if you're in a car that falls into water it's essential that you open the windows before the electrics short out

      You can still open the door once the cabin is filled with water because the pressure has equalized. Granted, that assumes that you can hold your breath long enough to do that. As long as you unlock the door before the electronics short out, you'll be fine. See here for specifics: http://www.ehow.com/how_740940...

    18. Re:Dangerous by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      My car has manual windows, you insensitive clod!

      Mythbusters did an episode testing a variety of submerged window myths. Once underwater, the manual crank isn't going to be any good. The pressure differential pushing in on the window is too great.

      They also discovered that power windows continued to operate for some time after being submerged. The pressure was still too great until the cabin was almost completely flooded, equalizing the pressure.

    19. Re:Dangerous by swell · · Score: 2

      Yes, dangerous! That's why my BMW has no doors or windows or tracking devices. Completely safe.

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    20. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Best tip I ever heard for escaping a locked car - detach the headrest and smash the windows with the prongs (assuming you have detachable headrests...)

    21. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then realize that airplane does open inward, so it the higher pressure inside the plane holding it closed.

    22. Re: Dangerous by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Then realize that airplane does open inward, so it the higher pressure inside the plane holding it closed.

      A mod point for the AC.

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    23. Re:Dangerous by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Wow, we got ourselves a smart one here.

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    24. Re:Dangerous by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah... ...plane doors open inwards, though. The pressure will stop you opening the door even after all the locks have been opened.

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    25. Re:Dangerous by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      People died while being locked in cars.
      Two examples are : car fallen in the water, and people sleeping in a car while owner and friend locked it. The owner came back after a long hot weeken, his friend was dead inside.
      Double lock is a dangerous feature.

      Oh this wouldn't affect me. I am already dead inside.

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    26. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We get a few cooked kids too many every summer as well.

    27. Re:Dangerous by Bozzio · · Score: 1

      lol, good luck.

      That's got to be one of the most awkward tools for breaking a window.

      You'd be better off resting the metal bars from the headrest against the glass and kicking it in.

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    28. Re:Dangerous by Bozzio · · Score: 1

      Good ol' Darwinism.

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    29. Re:Dangerous by unixisc · · Score: 1

      People died while being locked in cars. Two examples are : car fallen in the water, and people sleeping in a car while owner and friend locked it. The owner came back after a long hot weeken, his friend was dead inside. Double lock is a dangerous feature.

      In this particular case, that would have been a good thing. A meth dealer/addict who steals cars is a waste of oxygen to begin w/, but would not face the death penalty. This would be a good way to put him away, w/o incurring jail expenses

    30. Re: Dangerous by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that "trust" is also not binary.

      You can trust some people with some things, but not with others: eg. I can trust my dog not to steal my car, but I can't trust him not to eat the piece of chicken I left on the table.

      And then also, you can trust people to varying degrees: eg. in terms of violence, I trust that my brother will not kill me, but I don't trust that he won't punch me in arm just for the hell of it.

      People say "Oh, you have to trust someone!" To which I reply, "To do what?"

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    31. Re: Dangerous by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Spot-on; well said.

    32. Re: Dangerous by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      But not his grammar. ;)

    33. Re: Dangerous by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the victim was a millennial? ;)

    34. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then quit buying the damn smart phones, and tablets, and fancy cars with built-in cellular and satellite radios, electric and electronic for *everything*. quit buying what the companies *want you to*.. that's the stuff you DONT want.

    35. Re: Dangerous by Drethon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To add to this, I personally much prefer the Boeing autopilot mentality over the Airbus autopilot mentality (I think they are still generally using this approach). The Boeing approach was the autopilot does its thing until the pilot wants to do something else. The Airbus approach was the autopilot will ignore the pilot if they do something dangerous. This is believed to have led to at least one crash when the autopilot prevented the pilot from taking action (there is however controversy over the actual cause ) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/....

      Fine if they want to tell me I'm doing something potentially suicidal and resist my attempts but I'm still not ready to have a computer take full control from me when it thinks it knows better. Maybe I need to just stop and trust the AI, but I've tested certified software going into airplanes, I'm not willing to put my full trust into it.

    36. Re: Dangerous by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Excellent point.

    37. Re: Dangerous by Drethon · · Score: 1

      I bought a smart phone because I have an addiction to playing games and develop them in my free time. The trade off of possibly being tracked 24/7 by these companies is particularly annoying but less of a drive relative to my addiction. And my phone is more than a year past its contract end, with a cracked display and running just fine. They want me to buy a new phone but new ones don't add anything my current one can't do. On the other hand, having a car lock the doors on me and not letting my unlock them because the AI deems it safer, kind of scares the crap out of me.

      So specifically, what was it I DONT want?

    38. Re:Dangerous by hey! · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it would certainly be irresponsible to design airplanes as if they never crashed.

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    39. Re:Dangerous by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? There are really zero alternatives if you want to travel that fast. You gotta take an airplane. A good old manual button inside a car gets anyone out easily and you've then got no risk of letting people die.

    40. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never seen an airplane door open inwards. you have to slightly pull on itand then push it outwards pretty hard. that part where you pull does not move the door at all, and is what you use to disengage the lock. you then open the door outwards and to the side. the door is then on the side, the outer side, of the plane. I've taken over 2000 flights in my lifetime. have you been on a plane? you modded up a troll.

    41. Re:Dangerous by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The incredible inwards pressure is the same phenomenon as the incredible outwards pressure and both lock people inside?

      Does not compute.

      But to save you the hassle. You're right in the case of the car, but wrong in the case of the plane. In fact so wrong that it may be worth looking up D.B. Cooper, and why the 727 aircraft were subsequently modified with a mechanical interlock that prevented the door from being opened mid flight.

    42. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As evidenced by their full-throated embrace of Google, right?

      The company that tracks them literally everywhere they go, but totally promises not to like, do anything nasty with the data at all?

      Here's the thing: Slashdotters are "generally nervous" about anybody who doesn't think like they do. When the corporate overlord is Google, or Tesla, they're quite happy with a dick in their mouths.

    43. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      design airplanes as if they never crashed.

      Go find a crashed plane and tell me that there's a lot of "crash-proof" engineering there.

      At some point, high speed collisions between large, solid objects (i.e., a plane, and a mountain) are simply impractical to design for.

      They design them not to crash, they don't design them to survive crashes.

    44. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The door is a plug held by pressure in the plane. It opens by pushing into the plane then is turned to allow it to fit back out through the opening to rest outside the plane so it is out of the way.

      Not all planes work this way, but most airlines used in commercial travel do. It provides a failsafe against latch failure.

    45. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes failures of latching mechanisms led to modern airlines using a plug door held by cabin pressure.

    46. Re:Dangerous by hey! · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I'd see features like independently powered exit row lighting, emergency exits, inflatable slides/rafts, life vests etc.

      In design and engineering you can't make things failure-proof, but you can plan for certain failure-modes. Yeah, if you lose a wing at 10,000 feet or do a nose dive at Mach 2 into the ground nobody is going to survive. But there is plenty of design that goes into an airplane that is aimed at very rare situations like the loss of all engines.

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    47. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what you're saying is the door opens outwards. thanks.

    48. Re:Dangerous by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Wait... A grown person died from being stuck in a car? Did he not know how to break a window? Same question for the car thief in this story. Why not just kick out the windshield and run off?

    49. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still better than being trapped by BMW's financing department.

    50. Re:Dangerous by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Door lock doesn't make any difference if the car is in water. You cannot open the door against the water pressure, locked or not.

      That's why, if you're in a car that falls into water it's essential that you open the windows before the electrics short out

      No, it's essential to open the window before water pressure holds the window shut (the same that holds the door shut). It doesn't matter if it's electric or manual - once water reaches the window, if you don't open it, you're not opening it. Doesn't matter that the electrics don't short out - water pressure alone will hold the windows shut.

    51. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not willing to trust humans. They are responsible for 70% of plane crashes. Compared to 1.

    52. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      If you're overheating in a car, break a window. Much better than, you know, dying. Similarly, if the car is parked, the chances of falling into the water are really slim.

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    53. Re: Dangerous by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It's not that simple. I personally prefer the mechanical roll-down windows...and my wife strongly prefers a station wagon the size of a mini. So we go looking for a new car...nobody we looked at had mechanical roll-down windows, but the onlly mini-sized station wagon we could find was a used car. Only one instance, too. It's been a decent car in most ways, but I'd still rather be able to roll down the window when the battery is dead or the engine's turned off.

      Later I heard about the Volkswagen Rabbit, so there was probably actually a choice if we'd kept looking, but my bet would be that the windows are electrically operated.

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    54. Re:Dangerous by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      People died while being locked in cars. (snip) people sleeping in a car while owner and friend locked it. The owner came back after a long hot weeken, his friend was dead inside.

      Do you have a cite? AFAICR every car I've owned or driven can always be unlocked from within; I've seen cases where someone died because they didn't know has to manually unlock a door, but that isn't the fault of the door lock.

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    55. Re:Dangerous by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      See the Mythbusters episode. The vehicle will float for a bit. As the cabin fills and it sinks it is still -floating- and close to the surface. If you conserve energy and take the last breath of air as the car fills, you can open the door and won't be that far under. Hopefully you can swim and it is not a swift current. That would be more troublesome. As one who used to kayak and raft whitewater, you can lose your orientation very quickly when submerged in a turbulent current.

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    56. Re:Dangerous by HiThere · · Score: 1

      To me that actually sounds more plausible than breaking a window. I don't think the weather stripping provides that secure a seat.

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    57. Re: Dangerous by slazzy · · Score: 1

      I'll trust going inside a car which allows me to open the doors anytime. What's next, make a late payment and get locked in?

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    58. Re: Dangerous by jxander · · Score: 1

      I trust old cars. I'm currently rolling around in a 93 Jeep yj. It has a ragtop that I put on a few times per year, for rain mostly. Even if someone could somehow remotely activate the locks while I had the top on, the window is operated by zipper.

      For newer vehicles, I would trust a window punch (or better yet, a multi-tool with a punch, belt cutter, flashlight, etc).

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    59. Re:Dangerous by h4x0t · · Score: 1

      But in this case it is irresponsible to do it. Building jail cells into durable consumer goods is irresponsible.

    60. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tbh I have never considered this possibility likely enough to spend much effort on. In fact, the entire class of "stuck in the car" threats has mostly been beneath my radar. This one, in fact, is the first thats worried me, since, it can be so easily initiated.

      I await the day when every BMW in the world has its doors simultaneously locked; because that suddenly seems a ton more likely to happen than being in a car that falls in water....ever....

    61. Re:Dangerous by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      But there is plenty of design that goes into an airplane that is aimed at very rare situations like the loss of all engines.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      In those three cases, the pilots lost all engines, and acted in contravention of the designed rules, and saved 100% of the people. When simulated under textbook process, all three had fatalities. The humans improved on the engineering while flying flying bricks.

      I can't remember the one where the engine was improperly secured, and on takeoff took out hydraulics and backup hydraulics on loss of a single engine. It was "designed for" and the design was still horribly flawed, assuming an engine would never fall off under high-power.

      The engineering is generally safe, but misses more than they like to let on, which is why almost all crashes are blamed on the pilots (the above 3 were also all blamed on the pilots at some point, Sully should have turned back sooner. Gimli pilots should have broken standard procedure to re-check fuel load, as it's the pilots "responsibility" to take 24 hours to check everything the ground crew does in the 15 minutes between flights. And the SA751 pilots should have manually disabled the engine management features they were unaware existed (due to poor airline training).

    62. Re:Dangerous by Lorens · · Score: 1

      People died while being locked in cars.
      Two examples are : car fallen in the water, and people sleeping in a car while owner and friend locked it. The owner came back after a long hot weeken, his friend was dead inside.
      Double lock is a dangerous feature.

      Came here to say that. Doesn't need a long hot weekend, just a hot morning can do it (aided and abetted by a little alcoholic dehydration . . .)

      I have an emergency glass-breaker hammer hammer in my glove box for this situation.

    63. Re:Dangerous by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      The doors are designed differentl. Here, a picture: http://wordpress.mrreid.org/20...

    64. Re:Dangerous by phorm · · Score: 1

      I keep one of those hammer+belt-cutter thingies in my door compartment just in case. They're cheap and don't take up much room.

    65. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank the environment Nazis for that. Electric window mechanism is lighter than manual so it helps fuel efficiency. You can no longer buy the features you want because of some transgender environuts.

    66. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans are responsible for 100% of plane crashes, because without humans there wouldn't be planes.

    67. Re:Dangerous by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The doors are designed differentl. Here, a picture: http://wordpress.mrreid.org/20...

      All the more reason why the comparison between the two is silly.

      Also this design was a continuation of the previous issues with doors opening. Car doors aren't explicitly designed not to open under water. But since the incidents with the 727s Airplane doors specifically are designed not to open in flight. The principles of air differential are not universal across planes. They are universal across cars. And there are many airplanes which open doors as part of normal operation. There's nothing special about them either.

      Now a better comparison would be to say:
      Car doors don't open under water for the same reason airplane doors that aren't specifically designed to remain closed are really really easy to open during flight and really difficult to close again.

    68. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose it depends on the water depth. I know I'd rather not wait for the cabin to flood if I were sinking in a lake. You might be pretty deep before you could get the door open and try to swim to the surface.

      You more or less have to. The pressure difference means that you wont be able to open the doors. Its the same phenomena that prevents you from opening aeroplane doors mid flight.

      I believe that both Top Gear and Mythbusters did a segment on it.

      You're not supposed to open the doors: don't wait for the car to sink but open the *windows* as fast as you can, and climb out of them.

      Like parent some posts above already correctly mentioned.

    69. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Door lock doesn't make any difference if the car is in water. You cannot open the door against the water pressure, locked or not.

      That's why, if you're in a car that falls into water it's essential that you open the windows before the electrics short out

      This.

    70. Re: Dangerous by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Personally, I consider Google to be a company with a very impressive history of technical achievements, but with a worrying penchant for collecting private data.

      I doubt I'm far off the Slashdot, uh, 'median opinion' here.

    71. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not of the sort (of corporate power) that is central to the Turducken sausage rolled in Cheeto dust elect

    72. Re:Dangerous by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Its the same phenomena that prevents you from opening aeroplane doors mid flight.

      "Set doors to armed"? You do realise that the pressure gradient on a plane is reversed from what you get in a sinking car? If you could open the latch, the door would fly open by itself, and if you tried to stop it, you'd be going with it.

    73. Re:Dangerous by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If you stop stealing cars, you have no risk of being killed by being locked inside a car.

      That, and the risk of being killed by being locked inside a car rounds to zero. For one, the cops are immediately called to the location, so with everything going well, you'll have someone to help you out of the car in a few minutes.

    74. Re: Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fuck is wrong with you?

    75. Re:Dangerous by Gussington · · Score: 1

      If you stop stealing cars, you have no risk of being killed by being locked inside a car.

      These storiesseem to pop up every so often which debunk your theory.

    76. Re:Dangerous by Gussington · · Score: 1

      "Set doors to armed"? You do realise that the pressure gradient on a plane is reversed from what you get in a sinking car? If you could open the latch, the door would fly open by itself, and if you tried to stop it, you'd be going with it.

      I can only assume you've never seen a plane door. Hint: they don't open outwards like a car door.

    77. Re:Dangerous by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I can only assume you've never seen a plane door. Hint: they don't open outwards like a car door.

      After some time of trying to recall how there are always staff on each side of the doorway greeting passengers when I board a plane, and no inward opening door getting in their way, I found that Google disagrees with your statement.

    78. Re:Dangerous by fox171171 · · Score: 1

      Unless it has bulletproof windows...you're going to be able to ball your shirt around your elbow and shatter it.

      Shatter it? Your elbow? Quite possibly. The glass is very hard. Years ago I had to break a side window and was rather surprised at it not breaking after I struck it multiple times with a tire iron. Bounced off repeatedly. It broke eventually. (Technique is important. Spring loaded center punch apparently works great.)

      Watch this reporter trying to break a car window with a hammer:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Still makes me laugh a little.

    79. Re:Dangerous by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Which of those stole the car? The car thieves are all adults, and with a response from the police shorter than the times on your link.

      So I fail to see how that's relevant to the question.

    80. Re:Dangerous by Gussington · · Score: 1

      I found that Google disagrees with your statement.

      No it doesn't. If you check videos instead of pictures, you'll see how it works.

    81. Re:Dangerous by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Which of those stole the car?

      Your statement was that if you don't steal cars you won't die in a locked one.
      I merely pointed out that more people die in locked cars that have nothing to do with theft.

      So I fail to see how that's relevant to the question.

      It's relevant because remotely locking cars could introduce more risk than it reduces, thus your claim of their being no risk of death is provably false.

    82. Re:Dangerous by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      People died while being locked in cars. Two examples are : car fallen in the water, and people sleeping in a car while owner and friend locked it. The owner came back after a long hot weeken, his friend was dead inside. Double lock is a dangerous feature.

      They really should stop making these windows out of unbreakable materials. Dogs die in hot cars, people have no excuse, ok the water is a decent excuse but still.

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    83. Re: Dangerous by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I have never seen an airplane door open inwards. you have to slightly pull on itand then push it outwards pretty hard. that part where you pull does not move the door at all, and is what you use to disengage the lock. you then open the door outwards and to the side. the door is then on the side, the outer side, of the plane. I've taken over 2000 flights in my lifetime. have you been on a plane? you modded up a troll.

      I take it you've never actually seen one open. Or read the instructions on how to open an emergency door. Google "plug door". All aircraft cabin doors need to open inwards first, even if they use a complex hinge to open outwards (the exit doors). The inability to open aircraft cabin doors during flight has been an engineering consideration long before it was a regulation.

      BTW, with the emergency doors, you have to pull them completely inside the cabin, then discard them outside the aircraft... as in this placard I've seen on every emergency seat I've ever sat in.

      I've taken over 2000 flights in my lifetime. have you been on a plane? you modded up a troll.

      If you've been flying for 20 years, that's one flight every 3.5 days. If you have no clue how aircraft doors work after that long you're either incredibly stupid or lying about flying. If you're going to lie, keep your lies believable.

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    84. Re:Dangerous by cfsops · · Score: 1

      AA 191 at O'Hare. Also, TACA 110; a 737 that lost both motors and landed on a levee at NOLA.

    85. Re:Dangerous by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      Cooper instructed the pilot to fly 'low and slow' - that is, low enough to avoid the thin air and slow enough to exit safely. He also chose a 727, which had a ventral airstair - that is, the stair dropped down from below the tail, where there was no risk of being snagged by the jet's tail feathers. And the airstair was a clamshell design, which did not have to be partially retracted before being opened - as the passenger doors do.

      The 'Cooper fin' worked only on the airstair. It was a simple vertical paddle sticking out from the side of the jet which would be blown back horizontal when the plane was aloft. This would activate a locking mechanism which was not accessible from inside, but which would release when the plane slowed down upon landing. It did not affect the passenger doors.

      [BTW, airplane doors which are designed to be opened in flight are generally easy to close - the air pressure naturally blows them mostly shut].

    86. Re: Dangerous by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      BTW, with the emergency doors, you have to pull them completely inside the cabin, then discard them outside the aircraft...

      This depends on the plane. I don't have a placard to show, but the exits that I've chanced to notice specifically instructed you to set the door on one of the seats. I suspect that this may have been in order to avoid damage to the emergency slides - which are not found on all planes.

    87. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you done that?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUIsU9okKjw

    88. Re:Dangerous by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Well at least you agree with me that you can open doors in flight now.

      My job here is done.

    89. Re:Dangerous by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yes. AA191 was the one I was thinking of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... is another dual-engine failure that had mechanical failure ruled out, before they settled on mechanical failure as the cause. Again, because "that shouldn't happen", as it was a fundamental design issue. Also, a fundamental design issue was found in that the fuel tanks were physically connected to the landing gear, so that a hard landing could cause a fire. Simple "obvious" engineering errors make it into airplanes all the time.

      Nothing that indicates that locking the doors and sending emergency services to a car is somehow inherently unsafe.

    90. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      genious! tries to prove door opens to the inside, shows video of door opening outside. this belong on one of those nerdboy memes I've seen around. or is it the penguin one.. are you by chance the same genious at the top of this thread who said there's a pressure safety lock on cars to kill you when you're under water?

  9. good for them and tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    but how does he get locked in if nothing else he could break the window. dont think the thief would care about the property itself persay.

    1. Re:good for them and tech by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Well, I am not expert here, but I think that you have to be awake in order to make a conscious decision to break a window.

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  10. Remember Michael Hastings? by shanen · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, Hastings was locked inside a Mercedes as it crashed. Obviously no relation to this BMW story.

    Then again, I'm a bit surprised that they revealed the capability so publicly. It's not like any dictators or powerful authorities would ever abuse such a capability.

    (Don't look at me. I've gone completely paranoid now. I even think Snowden is just a sincere pawn and he was never allowed near any of the really dark stuff.)

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  11. How does this work? by hackertourist · · Score: 1

    My car automatically locks the doors when I drive. It unlocks when I pull the interior door handle. I've had the door card off, and there's a mechanical link from the interior door handle to the lock. So is there a separate mechanism that defeats this mechanical link?

    1. Re:How does this work? by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 2

      With my car, once it's been locked with the button on the key fob, after a certain amount of time, it deadlocks the doors - they can not be opened from the inside or outside without being unlocked. The unlock button on the driver's door will no longer function either after the car has been locked from the fob.

      This means I could, if I wanted to, lock the car with the windows partially down and after a minute or so the car would be deadlocked - even if someone reached in to open the door, they would be unable to.

    2. Re:How does this work? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      My car also locks the doors when I drive, and if you pull the handle while the car is moving, it sounds like a machine gun as the unlock from pulling the handle fights against the lock because the car is moving. A second pull after the door is unlocked is required to actually open the door, and the lock mechanism always beats you to that.

  12. Thank God! by war4peace · · Score: 2

    I'm glad it was a thief with doors. A doorless thief would have escaped.
    But I wonder how did they lock his doors remotely?

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  13. Oldsmobile invented this by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Their R&D center was located on Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts. After a tragic accident as a result of Soviet hacking, Oldsmobile closed the center in 1969.

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    1. Re:Oldsmobile invented this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow....this is an old reference. It took me a while to get it this was before my time. See here -

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappaquiddick_incident

    2. Re:Oldsmobile invented this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to be a pretty old dude to get this reference but I do....

      Thanks for making me feel old.

  14. Escape is easy by LaLLi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have never seen a "modern" car that doesn't have headrests. Those headrests can be detached and the metal spikes used to break the passenger windows.

    1. Re:Escape is easy by Hachima · · Score: 1

      The BMW 550i uses an electronically controlled headrest that can't be detached. This IS a "modern" car...

    2. Re:Escape is easy by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      The headrests from the front seats of my car cannot be removed - all part of some fancy anti-whiplash system. This seems to be a fairly common "modern" design. Sure - the technician probably knows of a way to do it...but you ain't doing it in an emergency.

      Although difficult - the back ones do come out. Seems to be by design - slides up to the top...then one side becomes very very difficult to pull on.

    3. Re:Escape is easy by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Most modern luxury cars dont have detachable headrests. They may move up and down but dont coma all the way out. In top end cars its not unusual that they are motor controlled.
      Many have seats that form the headrest, such as this:
      http://st.motortrend.com/uploa...

  15. Wildly Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe this is called man trapping and it's illegal. If nothing else, it's false imprisonment until the thief is actually tried and convicted of the crime.

    1. Re:Wildly Illegal by Hachima · · Score: 2

      They would have to prove the owner knew someone was in the car at the time of him initiating the locking of the car. If anything BMW would be held liable for requiring "special knowledge" in order to unlock the car from the inside when a lock was initiated from the outside. Someone has died in a BMW from heatstroke due to this behavior and nothing has changed in the behavior. So I suspect it is unlikely any changes are made as a result from this case.

    2. Re: Wildly Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is some called citizen arrest in usa but be carefull your still liable if wrong or over do things.

  16. "Feature" has already killed someone by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The "feature" has already caused at least one death.

    Last week, a burglar pried apart some security bars at my business and squeezed in. He was able to make off with some stolen goods because once inside, he was easily able to open the locked exit door. Fire codes require that all building exit doors accessible to the public be openable from the inside even when locked. These laws were made after repeated fires with huge death tolls exacerbated by locked exit doors. That's what the bar on the door you press when leaving most restaurants and stores does. Even when the door is locked, pushing the bar from the inside will open the door. That way if a fire breaks out, you're not trapped inside because the only person who has the key was the idiot who started the fire and is dead.

    Same thing with refrigerators - both the old stand-up units which latched shut, and walk-in refrigerator/freezers used in restaurants. Too many people (especially kids playing) were dying after being trapped inside, that laws were passed requiring a mechanism which allows someone inside to open the latch on the outside.

    I don't see why cars should be any different. Yes easy egress makes thievery easier. But preventing that is just not worth the potential loss of life. Any car designer who thinks this is a good idea should be locked inside one of their cars on a sunny day until they admit it's a terrible idea. Heck, after dozens of kids dying each year after being locked in the trunk of a car while playing, we finally passed a law mandating a release mechanism inside the trunk. And some idiot car designer decides it would be a good idea to make it impossible for someone inside the passenger compartment to exit at will? Shame on BMW for trying to spin this to the press as a "helpful" feature.

    1. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "feature" has already caused at least one death.

      That's from a 1997 BMW. Any more data points, detective? According to you, these locks should be causing accidental deaths all of the time.... but, they're not.

    2. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I feel like a shit. I was about to troll that it should have a built-in color detector and only trap n1ggers, then I saw a picture of the poor girl.

    3. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many thefts is this "feature" proven to have prevented? Unless they are some mind boggling numbers they're not worth even a single life.

    4. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you can still troll. Her features don't seem to be African. Going by the last name, I'd say her family's from South America, maybe from the Andes somewhere. That means she's not a nagger, right?

    5. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I don't see why cars should be any different.

      I do. Because there should never be a situation where someone can be in a car without access to the locking mechanism in the first place. This same thing can not be said for a building and definitely not for a building where more than just the owner has access to it.

      Speaking of, does your front door on your house also open after a burgler enters through a window? Personally I have a deadbolt on my door. You want out, break a window.

    6. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

      Also works well for Rapists (she can't jump from a car that won't unlock) or UBER drivers who want to overcharge. I didn't read the article, but I can't imagine this would be legal in most countries/states....

    7. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's female. She's definitely a nagger.

    8. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      A bunch of people died in a fire at the Cook County Administration Building in 2003 due to not being able to open locked doors. They had entered a stairwell that was filling with smoke and couldn't get back on to any of the floors because the door locked behind them. After that incident the city required that stairwell doors automatically unlock when the fire alarm is activated.

      It seems crazy that someone would intentionally design a passenger car that you could locked into.

    9. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So again, a public building designed for multiple people of which most are unlikely to have a key vs a private vehicle. The emergency exit requirement is not unique to Chicago or even the USA, and it also makes perfect sense. But ... Does Cook County require your house's front door to automatically open when your smoke detector goes off? Didn't think so.

      Also no one has designed a passenger car in which a legitimate user could get themselves locked into. If you can get it via legitimate means, you can get out again. If you find another way in that is not part of the normal use of the car then why should the designer go out of his way to accommodate you?

    10. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.

    11. Re:"Feature" has already killed someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok so there are a few things about the BMW double lock feature.
      1. If you try and use a slim jim or other method to unlock the doors its not going to happen.
      2. If you smash the window to steal something, your going to have to crawl across broken glass to get to what ever your burglaring.
      This is a antitheft/I dont want try anything with this vehicle thats not mine feature. BMW has done this since the early 1990's

      Yes you can lock people in BMW's and they cant get out, but if you RTFM it says don't, so you shouldn't.

  17. Never mind the remote aspect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either the owner forgot to lock their car, or BMW have some poor design decisions if a keyfob locked in the car still works.
    Much less expensive Mazda keyless locking prevents a key fob left in a locked vehicle from starting the car.

  18. What danger ? by DrYak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In an emergency, you're supposed to be able to break a car's side windows.

    I supposed the "sun-cooked" guy had passed out (alcohol ? heat shock, while he was asleep ?) before realising he should get out of the car.

    I'm more surprised that the thief didn't try to break out of the car. But, on the other hand the lock has happened while he was napping inside the car, so he might not have realised what had happened and did not release he should run away as fast as possible before the police arrives.

    I would be much more worried about the remote disabling of the car :
    - was some form of owner's access required in order to do the disabling ? (i.e.: the owner's second fob is needed in order to validate the instruction to lock and ignore the stolen fob ?)
    - or does any sufficiently high executive at BMW have the power to shut down any random car ?

    Also : is the remote access limited to very simple instruction (locking doors and revoking fobs - which as mentioned above shouldn't be dangerous except under special circumstances) or can the car be remotely shut down while it is driving ?

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    1. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to punch through a window? I don't think it's as easy as it is on TV. I guess you can use a belt buckle to help, but you still probably injure your hand. Anyone know?

    2. Re:What danger ? by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Informative

      You'd probably cut your hands up pretty bad if you succeeded. I'd lie on my back and try and kick the windows out. Your legs have far more power than your arms, and you're generally wearing shoes.

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    3. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your kicks are not only stronger than your punches, your feet also come equipped with shoes protecting them!

    4. Re:What danger ? by MayeulC · · Score: 1

      As always, the IT seems to be in power here.

    5. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck breaking it with a fist. If you could break it with your fist you probably would not get many cuts, as the safety glass doesn't create shards like a house window. But you really need to use a hard point object to break it.

    6. Re:What danger ? by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      And a woman might well have a high pressure device fitted to her shoes that would significantly increase the chances of breaking the glass. I guess some men might as well, but stilletto heels are far more likely on a woman than a man.

    7. Re:What danger ? by mrvan · · Score: 1

      This is why you should have an emergency hammer in your car, preferably one with a belt slicer in the handle.

    8. Re:What danger ? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to punch through a window? I don't think it's as easy as it is on TV. I guess you can use a belt buckle to help, but you still probably injure your hand. Anyone know?

      That's why in my car I keep a knife that has both a seatbelt cutter and a point for breaking windows. Never know if I will be trapped in the car or if I ever have to help someone out of theirs, so it's good to have in case of emergency. Worth the $20 price tag IMO.

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    9. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And a woman might well have a high pressure device fitted to her shoes that would significantly increase the chances of breaking the glas

      Got kicked that way in the sternum once, breaking up a cat fight. *Excruciating* pain, I was lucky she didn't hit soft tissue and do real damage. She and her squabbling friend calmed down much more quickly when I got one under each arm and started walking them into the nearby, highly polluted river. I'd never have made it, they were much too heavy, but getting both of them off the ground, saying *River!* and taking a few steps with the full burden seemed to convince them I was not kidding.

    10. Re:What danger ? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Most places, but this story is from the Pacific North West.

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    11. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was taught you press (possibly with your feet) from the inside against the windshield, which is designed to come loose without requiring superhuman strengths, providing sort of an emergency exit

    12. Re: What danger ? by jonfrei · · Score: 1

      Without some type of tool, you're not breaking out of a closed car window. Police & rescue use special "glass breaker" tools --- typically a hardened steel, carbide or ceramic point on a striking instrument like a police baton or a spring-loaded punch tool. But don't take my word for it -- go down to your local wrecking yard and "buy" a window that's still mounted in a door -- then try to break it with your bare hands. Don't forget to bring a friend along to drive you to the hospital when you are done - it's hard to drive with broken hands...

    13. Re:What danger ? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You'd probably cut your hands up pretty bad if you succeeded.

      Car windows are tempered glass. You might end up with a few scratches but it's not the bleed out scenario of normal glass.

    14. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is a reason why you always should have your knuckles with you. Especially if sleeping in a car.

    15. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've tried it with a chunk of concrete, and failed.

      Though I think the guy that owned the car probably still wasn't very happy about the marks that it left.

    16. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep a chainsaw and boomstick in my car. Much more effective.

    17. Re:What danger ? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      This is why you should have an emergency hammer in your car, preferably one with a belt slicer in the handle.

      Another cheap bit of insurance is a spring loaded counterpunch. I have one in all of my vehicles.

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    18. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason they make care escape hammers that can cut through your seatbelt and has a glass smash tip on it.

    19. Re: What danger ? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Actually a simple punch out similar rigid sharp object in the corner of any car window causes it to shatter. Every Fire and Rescue professional knows this.

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    20. Re: What danger ? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
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    21. Re:What danger ? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Yeah always bring your knuckles. Luckily I'm rather attached to mine.

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    22. Re:What danger ? by tibit · · Score: 1

      Go to a junkyard and try it out. You'll fail. Source: tried it on a few cars.

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    23. Re: What danger ? by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      The asshole that broke into my car a few years ago seemed to do reasonably well with a simple fist-sized rock. I wouldn't want to try punching through a window, but I'm reasonably sure that I could kick through one if my life depended on it. The police and rescue use tools to minimize harm to themselves and others, not because it's impossible to accomplish without the use of said tool.

    24. Re:What danger ? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      Every headrest is detachable, and has the sharpish point that is supposed to be used in case of water entrapment. Older cars should have a screwdriver in the glove box. They are cheap.

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    25. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ash, is that you?

    26. Re:What danger ? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Most places, but this story is from the Pacific North West.

      Heh heh, so true.

      She'd probably be wearing hiking boots or Birkenstocks. And if you stopped to help, she'd grimace at you and tell you to fuck off. Ask me how I know.

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    27. Re: What danger ? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      I've kicked my way out of more than one car through a window, it's not that hard. :)

      Plus there are all sorts of bits and pieces inside the car that you can break off to crack the glass. Pull off a headrest and use the metal prongs. Use the metal seatbelt tab to crack it. Tear off the rearview mirror and start bashing away.

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    28. Re: What danger ? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to punch through a window?

      No, nor would I - and I'm quite capable of putting my fist through a half-inch sheet of plywoid - perhaps, however, kicking with your feet might be an option??

    29. Re:What danger ? by CaptainDork · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hit car glass hard enough and they lose their temper.

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    30. Re:What danger ? by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever thought of taking out passenger seat head rest and use it to break through the glass window???

    31. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Goldberg had a hard time doing it and severed a tendon after he finally succeeded:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9hctehAHKA#t=20s

    32. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do the same thing. I must be made of glass.

    33. Re:What danger ? by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      spring loaded counterpunch

      Center punch FTFY. I always carry one in my jacket, really useful for more than just getting out of a car.

    34. Re:What danger ? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If you try to punch through a car window, all you can expect is broken knuckles. The right tool is a glass cutter, but a sharp piece of hard metal should do in a pinch, provided there's only one layer of glass, and not two layers with a layer of glue between them. I vaguely remember seeing that configuration in some broken car glass, and if that's the case you'd need to first score the layer closest to you, and then strike the delineated area with enough force to not only detach it, but also to shatter the second layer.

      OTOH, car glass is all tempered (unless it's an antique, in which case the doors won't lock themselves), so you don't need to worry about sharp edges.

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    35. Re: What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you, Biden?

    36. Re:What danger ? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Good luck breaking it with a fist. If you could break it with your fist you probably would not get many cuts, as the safety glass doesn't create shards like a house window. But you really need to use a hard point object to break it.

      Something like an elbow perhaps?

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    37. Re:What danger ? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      How do you know?

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    38. Re:What danger ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all of them are detachable. They're part of the seat back on my RX8

    39. Re:What danger ? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      How do you know?

      Because I live in the PNW, and have for the last 35+ years. The women here are generally not very friendly. They just aren't.

      For one thing, they don't smile. In most of the US if you smile at a woman, she'll smile back. Out here you'll most likely get a tight-lipped grimace back. I've been all over the US and this is once of the only places I've ever been where the women simply don't smile.

      Anywhere else in the US it seems like it's no problem to strike up a friendly conversation, but not here. The women here act like their shit don't stink and they make it clear that they're doing you a huge favor by lowering themselves to speak with you.

      They mostly dress like grunge-fans, layers and layers of clothing and not a hint of femininity anywhere to be seen. You can walk around the malls and all over downtown and never once see a dress.

      Yes, I'm generalizing, but the PNW has a reputation for the women here being uptight and unfriendly, and it's a well-deserved reputation.

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    40. Re:What danger ? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Legs are definitely better, more force. However, the biggest impediment to breaking a car window is improper form. Most aim for the center of the window. This is, unfortunately the wrong place to hit. The edges of the window are where it is easiest to break. The center is designed to be the most resilient to pressure and damage. I have seen car side windows endure multiple hammer hits in the center. I have also seen a small magnet tossed casually at the edge of a window and it shattered instantly.

      Scoring the glass can help as well. Any sharp metal, or even a diamond/other hard gem stone in a ring, that can make marks on the glass will result in a window that is substantially easier to break. Also, if you have some ceramic on hand the deal is as good as done. Score an X mark, tap the center of the mark, exit the vehicle.

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    41. Re:What danger ? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Additional: What is the PNW?

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    42. Re:What danger ? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Never mind

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  19. Why didnt the owner just lock his car using the ap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i dont understand why the owner didnt just use the app to lock his own car, it would have been quicker even if they started without the app than calling the local police and have them call bmw.

  20. Keep a hammer in the car by DatbeDank · · Score: 1

    This is why when you're in your car, you should keep a glass shattering hammer for a quick escape whether if you're trying to steal a car or escape from a car quickly getting submerged in water.

    1. Re:Keep a hammer in the car by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      If you don't have a hammer the headrests can often be removed and the metal ends used to break the windows

    2. Re:Keep a hammer in the car by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      I was going to make a joke about this guy being trapped in a convertible with the top down, but being able to get out of mine even if submerged in water is simple.

      Release the latches. The water should actually help open the roof. That is assuming I even need to in case the electrical system is dead.

  21. and worst of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he was a copyright infringer.

    Probably.

    I mean, who would want a kraut kar?

    1. Re:and worst of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do, and I want Sauerkraut with that!

  22. A whole new opportunity for Ransomware by evbergen · · Score: 1

    Hold people hostage, not harddisks!

    Of course, it's IoT, so we shouldn't question the benefits.

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  23. Remind me not to buy or rent BMW by fraxinus-tree · · Score: 2

    Not that I would in the first place.

    1. Re:Remind me not to buy or rent BMW by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why not? Because you heard someone using a premium subscription feature that he paid for which connects to their car? A feature that is also available in Fords, Mercedes, Renaults, Alphas, Jeeps, Lexus, VWs, Lincons, .... I'm totally not going to list every car company here, but I probably could.

  24. Someone call the NHTSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remotely locking someone into a car (assuming that part of the summary is accurate) would be a very severe safety issue. What if you went off the road into a body of water? What if the car was on fire? What if it were an extremely hot/cold day? The capability of the car electronics denying a person the ability to get out of the car creates all kinds of scenarios that put peoples lives in jeopardy. If it could be limited to car thiefs only you might have a point, but with people hacking cars, governments ever expanding their authority & malfunctions that cannot be guaranteed.

  25. So some guy in a call center has authority now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that make the operator there a police officer legally arresting people just because... he can?

    1. Re:So some guy in a call center has authority now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably varies by area but I believe in much of the US private individuals are allowed to temporarily detain those who have committed a felony until the police arrive. That said though I think allowing this level of remote access (as well as steering, brake, etc) to a vehicle is extremely dangerous.

  26. Ewwwwww! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That last thing I'd want is the car back. Think about it, some meth head locked in there pissing, shitting, sweating, and meth heads stink.

    You'd have to torch the car to get rid of the smell.

  27. That's kidnapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Sorry, but that is Felony kidnapping. A carmaker has no right to confine someone against their will, and Police have no right to make up the Law as they go along and confer that ability on someone who is not an agent of the State charged specifically with that power.

    Police do not have the right to waive the kidnapping laws.

    1. Re:That's kidnapping by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 0

      Citizen arrest not kidnapping.

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    2. Re:That's kidnapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For a citizen's arrest to be legal, you have to inform the person that you're placing them under arrest.

    3. Re:That's kidnapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For a citizens arrest to be legal, the citizen making the arrest also has to witness the crime take place.

    4. Re:That's kidnapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not kidnapping, nor is it "citizen's arrest" which is a hazy concept even in the few US states where such a thing is allowed. It is, however, Unlawful Restraint.

  28. MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK! OW, MY HANDS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Have you ever tried to punch through a window? I don't think it's as easy as it is on TV. I guess you can use a belt buckle to help, but you still probably injure your hand. Anyone know?"

    Well look at the Cobra Kai prick. He was fooled into punching out not one but two different car windows in a parking lot. Despite his prior military service, his bad-ass teaching of mercy is for the week, he is instantly brought to his knees in shock by an Asian midget.

  29. There's a lesson here by jrumney · · Score: 1

    If you're going to steal modern luxury cars, make sure your dealer is trustworthy enough not to swap your meth out for ketamine.

  30. See the Mythbusters on Youtube. Pointy object. Edg by raymorris · · Score: 2

    Mythbusters did a segment on this, and maybe a revisit. A pointy object certainly helps. Kicking with both feet can do it, though. The side windows are just tempered glass, not the plastic-laminated safety glass.

    On the other hand, tapping the EDGE of the glass, such as when trying to unlock the car with a coat hanger, can easily shatter the window. That happened to be and I didn't hit it hard at all.

  31. Re:What danger ? HAMMERTIME by redelm · · Score: 2

    Yes, hammers look like stupid overkill. But people die in flash floods, often of underpasses. How? If the car stalls out because the water is deeper than expected, you or weaker family members will not be able to open the doors due to water pressure. If you don't get the windows open (due to hard rain?) before the power to them dies, you will have to break windows or drown. Nasty progressive trap.

  32. Fallout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if the car thief had kidnapped some child in the process and the car had caught fire? BMW would be responsible for that. I was thinking about getting a BMW, but not anymore.

  33. Tools to break car windows are plentiful by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    Here's one example. I don't know anything about this seller but I bought this exact tool some time ago on Woot.com. You can find somewhat similar tools on Amazon and other websites under the name "life hammer" or "safety hammer".
    http://www.dhgate.com/product/...|3634601311

    1. Re:Tools to break car windows are plentiful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as they're cheap, but in my driving classes back in the day the instructor suggested simply buying an automatic wood center punch and Velcroing it to your dash. They're small, unintrusive & pretty cheap ($5-10).

  34. Unlocking cars is rather easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On some cars that have a rollover sensor, a car thief can unlock the door by climbing on the roof and use his/her fist to bang on the roof where the sensor lies, just sayin'.

  35. So...who owns the car...? by evolutionary · · Score: 2

    This is a classic example of how even when you pay for a car, you don't really own it. (kind of like iPhones) Anyone could give any reason for "hijacking" the car. If the OWNER of the car could do this, okay. But this had to be done by BMW CORPORATE. Bit of a difference. Cars today should be scaring us. One has to assume any car with a remote lock can remotely imprison you. It's like that scene in the movie "Minority Report": you can be locked in your own car and "kidnapped" to whereever "big brother" (or smarter hacker using big brothers back doors) says you should be taken and that could create a LOT of havoc. We should seriously be rethinking this. You can say "big win against thieves" this is really a side effect, not the primary purpose. The real purpose, is to keep complete ownership of the vehicles and you in the hands of big brother + corporate. The obvious ability to be abused by government agencies and hackers alike don't matter to the creators or the governments that promote them. I wonder if Russian cars are implementing this feature yet. (Putin would LOVE it I'm sure). It's like that NSA information dragnet;it was never designed to protect the common citizen, just the common interests of those who already have perhaps a bit too much power already.

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    1. Re:So...who owns the car...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us Russians aren't evil enough to do something like this. Only a Yankee mind could come up with this level of Orwellian tech.

    2. Re:So...who owns the car...? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This is a classic example of how even when you pay for a car, you don't really own it.

      Why, because you pay for a premium feature to get access to this feature? I used to remember people paying extra for after market access to features like this. It's now a bit cheaper but still every bit the premium and optional feature.

    3. Re:So...who owns the car...? by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 1

      So your definition of ownership is that whoever has ultimate control over the good is the true owner? By that logic, if I steal a gun from your house then I am the gun's owner unless you can steal it back from me. The only thing stopping that from being true is laws that are enforced stating that if the registration is in my name, I am the legal owner of the gun and have rights to it.

      This car story has the same theme. The manufacturer has the ability to affect the car remotely. They cannot, however, legally do so without a request from the legal owner of the car.

      Your arguments mostly seem to boil down to a feeling that legality is increasingly being tipped in scale against your favor. If that's the case, your options are simple: vote/lobby for changes in your interests, revolt, or acquiesce.

    4. Re:So...who owns the car...? by evolutionary · · Score: 1

      There is a flaw here I believe: If the registered owner and ONLY the registered owner an remotely control the item in question, it's theirs. What you may not be taking into account is the corporations have the remote control access and they alone have final say, NOT the registered/verified person who purchased the car. So under this system, the company still owns the car because they control it and can override anything you do regardless of whether or how much you paid for it. And they can revoke that ownership at anytime for any reason. Meaning...you don't control your own product, you don't own it. IT can be stolen from you without anyone entering your car. So the stealing gun comparison isn't applicable here. Plus in this instance, the item can steal YOU. ;-)

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  36. Is the thief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    still inside the car?
    How did the cops unlock the doors? Does that car have door locks that can't be opened from the inside, but open can from from the outside? Reverse Bavarian Logic?

  37. Government regulations require broken algorithms by raymorris · · Score: 2

    I've worked in government, where regulations forced specific security requirements. Because the regulations were based on some guy's understanding that was slightly outdated and slightly questionable at time they were written, they were completely outdated and foolish by the time we were following them.

    As an example, regulations require the use of MD5, though weaknesses were found in MD5 in 1996 and it was more completely broken in 2004-2007. SHA-1, SHA-2, or SHA-3 would be much more secure, but regulations require MD5.

    The federal standards relating to classified information are *better* at confidentiality though they don't account for the most recent threats, but they are wholly inappropriate for many tasks. They're also expensive and restrictive to implement because they require that each module by certified ("validated") which can take two years and several hundred thousand dollars - per module.

    If there's anything that can be done on the legal side which can actually work, I think it'll be around liability. If you sell a product or service that gets hacked, you're liable unless you can prove that you followed best practices. A problem there is apparent if you've watched a locksmith unlock a few things. I used to work as a locksmith, and most locks, locks that follow industry standards, take about 30 seconds to open (hack). The highest security locks you'll normally find are made by Medeco. They take many minutes, even an hour or more, to open without a key. IT security isn't completely different, there's no magic that will keep a skilled attacker from abusing a system.

    What we *can* do is harden systems against script kiddies and accidents - be sure that our systems don't allow employees to accidentally set our customer database to be directly accessible via the web, and our web site doesn't crash when John O'Reilly registers because he has an SQL "quote" in his name.

    I've been doing information security full time for twenty years and before that I studied law. I don't see any clear way that law can improve information security much. Attempts to do so may well just make things more expensive, and possibly no more secure.

  38. Your car, their jail by Cartotype · · Score: 2

    This seems like the kind of thing that should have been a chapter in Doctorow's "Car Wars" short story.

  39. Law works for wealthy people... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    Good to see yet another example of the law working out well for those with money.

    Something tells me that the police would not have been so determined if it was a hooptie that was stolen...

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    1. Re:Law works for wealthy people... by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

      "BMW Assist" is basically a knock-off of GM's "OnStar". I wouldn't be too surprised if stories like this are happening all the time with less pricey cars. Anytime there is a stolen car with GPS and a communications link, police are going to make a serious attempt to find the car and grab the thief. Locking the scumbag inside the car is just an added bonus.

  40. Fuck That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is with this obsession with giving every fucking product an umbilical cord to its corporate overlord? Fuck this bullshit. When I buy a product it's mine. It is no longer yours. You have no say in how, when, where, or for what purpose I use it.

  41. Locked or Disabled Car? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Seems obvious but other than being asleep, why not just roll down the windows if they locked the doors? Unless of coarse they disabled the whole car which is even worse/dangerous ability to have remotely.

    I know I keep a ball peen hammer in the door of my car in case of a water crash as mentioned by many above. Dad saw a documentary or something and bought it for me. I figure it also might serve for self defense if it ever came to it.

  42. Re:Government regulations require broken algorithm by geekmux · · Score: 1

    ...What we *can* do is harden systems against script kiddies and accidents - be sure that our systems don't allow employees to accidentally set our customer database to be directly accessible via the web, and our web site doesn't crash when John O'Reilly registers because he has an SQL "quote" in his name.

    I agree we can do a lot to secure systems, but then we also have to mitigate the risk of insider threat. The more valuable an "inaccessible" resource is, the greater the risk of an insider selling access.

    I've been doing information security full time for twenty years and before that I studied law. I don't see any clear way that law can improve information security much. Attempts to do so may well just make things more expensive, and possibly no more secure.

    The fact that it may be no more secure after considerable investment is partly the reason companies appear to simply be rolling over, and writing off network breaches and stolen data as the "cost of doing business" rather than actually investing to better Security all-around. Believe me there are days when I struggle as to whether or not InfoSec actually has a viable future, or if it will it merely be converted to another form of insurance to legally cover the inevitable while not really doing anything to prevent it.

  43. Headline correction by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    BMW Traps A Car Thief By Remotely Locking His Doors

    They're not his doors, though, are they?

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    1. Re:Headline correction by godrik · · Score: 1

      Maybe the thief was a car ! Modern AI can be scary!

  44. in TEH FUTAR, felons will walk by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    worse yet, your autonomous Uber will scan your face when you get in and take you directly to the police if you have any outstanding warrants.

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    1. Re:in TEH FUTAR, felons will walk by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      worse yet, your autonomous Uber will scan your face when you get in and take you directly to the police if you have any outstanding warrants.

      Disturbingly enough, that is technically feasible.

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  45. Re:See the Mythbusters on Youtube. Pointy object. by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine (hey Gabo!) managed to completely shatter a tempered office window at work years ago by throwing a tiny piece of quartz at it. His intention was to get somebody's attention on the other side of it....whoops.

  46. Nightmare scenario by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

    Kim Jong-un or Vladimir Putin, or some unknown nutcase wants to destroy the US. It's December or January. The weather forecast calls for a major blizzard to hit the US east coast in the evening, followed by a massive Arctic outbreak that'll send temperatures plummeting. Everyone expects to be home from work by then, and to have stopped off at the local store for groceries, in case the snowfall is really bad, and it's a snow day tomorrow.

    But spies have found car shutdown codes (via blackmail or whatever). It's not necessary to stop every car. You know how badly a couple of accidents can snarl traffic during rush hour. Now imagine several hundred, or a few thousand, cars simultaneously shutting down in a major city during rush hour... absolute gridlock. After 2 or 3 hours, drivers realize that things aren't going to improve, so they start abandoning their cars and walking to safety. At least the ones who aren't locked inside.

    Let's say you're within walking distance of a major store or shopping mall or hotel. So you get to survive the night. Then what?

    Oh yeah... the blizzard hits, followed by the cold front, as forecast. With all the abandoned vehicles clogging the roads, food and fuel deliveries are impossible. Electrical and gas utility trucks can't get out to do minor repairs, and minor problems escalate into major problems. The hostile foreign power also uses an IOT DDOS attack to knock out electrical power control centres, causing blackouts.

    People start dying from starvation and lack of heat. Martial law is declared...

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    1. Re:Nightmare scenario by PPH · · Score: 1

      Now imagine several hundred, or a few thousand, cars simultaneously shutting down in a major city during rush hour... absolute gridlock.

      Otherwise known as a quarter inch of snow in Seattle.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
    2. Re:Nightmare scenario by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Or here in Phoenix, any rain at all, even slight.

    3. Re:Nightmare scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People start dying from starvation and lack of heat. Martial law is declared...

      ... finally they start lining up people with oddly misspelled user names, after which all order is restored.

  47. Re:I was hoping by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Had it been put to good use, this comment wouldn't be here.

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  48. Industry Wants Auto theft by sdinfoserv · · Score: 2

    We've had the ability to virtually eradicate auto theft since the 1970's. There's only 2 ways to steal a car, drive it or tow it. Locking brake systems immobilize vehicles rendering them immovable, thus virtually unstealable. However, for every vehicle stolen, another is sold. (the replacement), so auto industry lobbyists have fought hard both hide this fact and ensure no laws are enacted. All other electronic gadgets are just distractions.

    1. Re:Industry Wants Auto theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's like saying needing a key to start a car would eliminate theft.. what makes you think thieves wouldn't find a way around this as well?

    2. Re:Industry Wants Auto theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You believe they actually 'want' car theft to happen? As in: actively hoping it will happen, in order to spur car sales up??

      I don't know of anyone who, upon having a car stolen, rushes out to get a new car.

      In past articles, (and even this one), people have complained that such 'corporate interference' amounts to babysitting and idiot-proofing our already purchased items. So how about leaving physical security to the owners, and just chalk up such rarities as 'leaving the keys in the car' as exactly that, an oddball accident that is pretty rare. Oh and how about having better acquaintances than one who pals around with desperate pill-popping, joy riding, thieving, nappers. No amount of policy can protect you from that.

    3. Re:Industry Wants Auto theft by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      If an auto company sold a car that was theft-proof and marketed it as such. If they were confident their technology they could even offer a warranty against theft.
      I would buy that car without hesitation.

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    4. Re:Industry Wants Auto theft by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      There's only 2 ways to steal a car, drive it or tow it. Locking brake systems immobilize vehicles rendering them immovable, thus virtually unstealable.

      I've done a little towing, and immobilized wheels would hardly even have delayed us. Maybe a minute or two longer to get the vehicle secured and ready to roll. With the wheel-lift trucks we would have just used the dollies for the wheels on the ground, and with the ramp trucks we would have just hauled it up the ramp regardless. Your tires do not have anywhere close to sufficient static friction to stop the winch from hauling that vehicle up the ramp.

      And I don't see how your mooted "locking brake system" interferes with any thief who convinces the car - through whatever means - to start normally.

      I admit it'd really cut down on thefts that involve putting the transmission in neutral and pushing the car by hand, though.

    5. Re:Industry Wants Auto theft by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      again... drive it or tow it. Lock the wheels and neither can happen..
      I guess you could pick it up with a helicopter or a really big-arse drone, but not likely.

    6. Re:Industry Wants Auto theft by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      Physical security... like air bags, 5-mile-per hour bumpers, fire escapes, non-flamable pj's... and the list goes on.... When corporations and people are left to their own for safety, horrible things happen in the name of laziness, cheapness and/or greed.
      And yes, "they" as in the auto-industry, have no incentive in building theft proof cars. Remember that insurance companies are also for profit entities. The more thefts, the more incentive for everyone to purchase insurance and thus the insurance industry makes more money.
      If you don't believe it, then you're clueless about capitalism.

  49. Re:What danger ? HAMMERTIME by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 2

    Good advice. Sadly, car manufacturers should have a manual old school override in all the cars today to let you roll down a window without power. Even if it just on one of the four doors, it'd help.

  50. but...but...but... by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    People are ALWAYS giving up freedom, for security. Bunch of sheep! Way I look at it is if you were dumb enough to loan your car to someone who wasn't responsible enough to take care of it, you deserve what you get. We gave up freedoms (USA) LONG ago...people willingly click accept with every app they download, every computer program they install, shoot, every time they turn on a television, talk on the phone, use a computer, and pretty much BREATHE. Orwell was right in 1984, just a couple decades off, that's all.

  51. The future looks bright!/bleak? by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    I'm looking forward to the day were private car ownership is illegal so anyone going against social norms/laws can quietly and calmly driven to the nearest Soylent Green factory for "re-education" by their fully autonomous Uber ride.

    1. Re:The future looks bright!/bleak? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      don't need to wait for so long, they can trap you in your privately owned car today in the hot sun! breaking car windows from the inside without a large hard object is very difficult by the way.

    2. Re:The future looks bright!/bleak? by jittles · · Score: 1

      don't need to wait for so long, they can trap you in your privately owned car today in the hot sun! breaking car windows from the inside without a large hard object is very difficult by the way.

      So you're saying Ron Jeremy will be safe?

    3. Re:The future looks bright!/bleak? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      He's 63, hope the man can still get large and hard

  52. One more reason to not buy a BMW by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Call me strange but I don't want a car where the manufacturer or anyone else can use it to locate you and/or lock your doors.

  53. Bill collection and Warrant serving by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    So bill collectors could have them locate and lock your car, with you in it, till they are paid.

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  54. They locked the windows too nimrod. by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    So the thief would not just roll down the windows?

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    1. Re:They locked the windows too nimrod. by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Presumably if BMW has a lock-someone-in mechanism, it probably also does things like disable the windows and engine since it would be kind of useless otherwise.

  55. Insurance companies created the fire code, UL list by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > Believe me there are days when I struggle as to whether or not InfoSec actually has a viable future, or if it will it merely be converted to another form of insurance to legally cover the inevitable while not really doing anything to prevent it.

    The insurance companies have the best risk management experts in the world, because reducing risks saves them billions. They created Underwriters' Laboratories (UL Listed), the National Fire Protection Association (writes the fire code), etc.

    As infosec matures, the involvement of insurance companies, with their pragmatic, data-driven approach to risk management, may be exactly what provides our field with usable professional standards and a degree of job security. Most companies meet the fire code, and the UL standards; that's not considered optional. Something like that could be very good for information security.

  56. Re:See the Mythbusters on Youtube. Pointy object. by aicrules · · Score: 1

    Did friend get the guy's attention? I'm guessing probably so!

  57. More to the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was the political persuasion of the BMW's owner. Also what was the race / ethnicity of the would be thief.

    If the Owner was a liberal and the thief was a white crackhead (most likely) then this is a great use of corporate omniscience. We need the corporations to look after the valuable property of coastal liberals.

    Now on the other hand if the owner was one of those evil republican white people and the thief was a disadvantaged minority, then this is truly a scary view of a dystopian future where the corporations and government are in cahoots to prevent minorities from using the excess transportation potential of greedy republicans to ferry their sick children to the hospital.

  58. Re:Insurance companies created the fire code, UL l by geekmux · · Score: 1

    > Believe me there are days when I struggle as to whether or not InfoSec actually has a viable future, or if it will it merely be converted to another form of insurance to legally cover the inevitable while not really doing anything to prevent it.

    The insurance companies have the best risk management experts in the world, because reducing risks saves them billions. They created Underwriters' Laboratories (UL Listed), the National Fire Protection Association (writes the fire code), etc.

    As infosec matures, the involvement of insurance companies, with their pragmatic, data-driven approach to risk management, may be exactly what provides our field with usable professional standards and a degree of job security. Most companies meet the fire code, and the UL standards; that's not considered optional. Something like that could be very good for information security.

    Your analysis is correct, but I feel the solution could actually be driven by pressure to comply with already existing industry standards (NIST, ISO 27K, et al), rather than succumb to the Dark Side, propitiated by wealthy risk peddlers looking to get even richer at industry expense.

    In other words, it's rather sad and pathetic we would have to resort to mandatory InfoSec insurance in order for improvements to happen when a healthy dose of common sense would do wonders.

  59. Already existing standards by Shell, the oil compa by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > ISO 27K, et al), rather than ... propitiated by wealthy risk peddlers looking to get even richer

    ISO 27K started as the policies created and colored by Royal Dutch/Shell Group, the big bad oil company. Then government-sponsored organizations got their hands on it and turned it into something few people will ever read and comprehend, much less follow.

    > a healthy dose of common sense would do wonders.

    It would help, but remember 99.999% of people don't do infosec for a living. Our best targets are probably developers, whose main priorities right now are the fires they need to put out, then the user stories in this two-week sprint. We'd like them to get (and pay attention to) security training, they legitimately need to spend most of their limited training time learning the new framework they are supposed to be using next year, etc. At the executive level, where they buy and sell entire COMPANIES, the well-informed executives understand what each DEPARTMENT does; they don't know HMAC from HVAC. At that level, everything is a budget item. Security is a budget item, meaning the junior executives, if their good, actually pay attention to the sales pitch from Alert Logic or Fireeye.

    It's not that these people aren't doing their job, it's that their job is spinning off a division of the company, not verifying the configuration of a VPN concentrator. If we're lucky, they'll contract with a good, full-service security company who DOES have thousands of security professionals s on staff, such as Alert Logic. Unfortunately that largely depends on the sales people who pitch the executives. You can, in theory, force COMPLIANCE (or at least the illusion of compliance), but of course compliance is only loosely correlated with security.

  60. BMW Sued by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The next related article is going to be how a car thief caught in the act, has successfully sued BMW for kidnapping and imprisonment.

    Damages awarded by jury will be in the $8-10M range.

    GUARANTEED

  61. Robot uprising is only a few years away by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Car locks the doors, closes the garage and starts the engine. Assuming it's not an electric car, that will be the first robot-initiated homicide.

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  62. Kill features! by skaralic · · Score: 1

    Combine the locked car that you cannot escape from with self-driving, both controlled remotely by someone else, and you have a lot of scary scenarios.

  63. No, I'm Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, I refuse to go on a human rights/corporate spying screed on this one.

    A criminal got caught doing something stupid. Catching stupid criminals makes me happy. I'd like more of this please.

  64. He's clearly a dealer by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    if he was a user, he wouldn't have been able to sleep in the car.

    LK

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  65. Mantrap laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might be illegal to do this on your own. I assume the police were somehow involved.

  66. Why I Like Old Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my old-timey car from 2007, if you try to use the door handle from inside the car when it is locked, the door will still open (unless you are in the back seat and the child lock is enabled). This is a mechanical mechanism, so it works even if the power has been cut. Also, it has a latch inside the trunk that can be used to open it from within (also mechanical).

    Funny how car designers went from being customer-safety focused to being police-state-enabling focused in less than ten years.

  67. Fast asleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could be they deployed the knock out gas after locking the car and making sure it wasn't moving.