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Owning a Cat Does Not Lead To Mental Illness, Study Finds (theverge.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Verge: Cats host a parasite called Toxoplasma gondii that other research has linked to various mental illnesses. So, for some time, people have wondered whether cats are unsafe; for example, pregnant women are usually told to stay away from litter boxes. (They should still do this because transmission during pregnancy is very real.) In a study published in the journal Psychological Medicine, researchers looked at data that tracked 5,000 Brits born in the early '90s until they were 18. This included information about whether the kids grew up with cats, or whether there were cats around when the mother was pregnant. After the scientists controlled for factors like socioeconomic status, there was no link between developing psychosis and having owned a cat. The researchers suggest that previous studies that did show a link had relatively small sample sizes. In addition, many of these studies asked people whether they remembered having cats, which is not quite as accurate. That said, it's important to keep in mind that some mental disorders linked to the parasite -- like schizophrenia -- tend to be diagnosed fairly late in life, so only tracking until age 18 might limit the study.

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  1. I got 7 cats by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    Yup and its a trip when on shrooms and around them.

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    1. Re:I got 7 cats by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      You know, each cat has three names. Yes. The naming of cats is a difficult matter, It's just not one of your holiday games; You may think at first that I am mad as a hatter, When I tell you that each cat's got three different names.

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    2. Re: I got 7 cats by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      our cat named dude lets me and the wife live with him.

    3. Re:I got 7 cats by Creedo · · Score: 1

      Of course. Each cat has a heart name, a face name and a tail name. The heart name was given at birth by the mother. An example would be Fritti. A face name is given at the first Meeting they attend. An example would be Tailchaser. The tail name is more mysterious. Every cat is born with one, but it must be discovered. Not all cats discover their tail names.
      Nre'fa-o

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  2. Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by SpankiMonki · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mine likes to hide behind a door and then pounce on my leg as I innocently walk by in my bathrobe. He's EVIL.

    1. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by tdelaney · · Score: 1

      Make sure you trim your cat's claws periodically (just use a human nail clipper to take the tips off but don't cut into the quick). Then the cat can play this way without any major issues (except maybe tripping you up).

    2. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      I think my cat has psychosis. She's normal, lets me gently pet her, then she growls and chomps my finger after random delays.

    3. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      They have teeth too... When my cat plays this game it's usually the teeth that have me running for cover.

    4. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      A log in the house will do

    5. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by rossz · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a tortie. That's normal behavior for the breed.

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    6. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Entertainment. Cat pictures and videos are a whole industry unto themselves.

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    7. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by Arashi256 · · Score: 1

      That's cruel, inhumane, dangerous and painful for the cat. You fucking monster.

    8. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Isn't trying to trim a cats claws just a preemptive way of making sure your cat has mauled you?

    9. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by Cederic · · Score: 1

      erm. No. Teach your cat not to scratch you (or things you care about).

      I have three cats, none of them scratch me. When they're playing with me they don't scratch hard enough to break skin, when they're pissed off with me (flea/worm treatment time usually) they growl, struggle but still don't scratch me, when they're doing anything else they don't scratch me or (most of) my furniture.

      Can't stop them going for the storage boxes under the bed. Turns out the fabric cover is heaven for cat claws. Oh well.

      They do have scratch pads available in four different rooms and a cat tree that's built out of scratch posts, so there are plenty of outlets for their scratching needs. A tree in the garden gets plenty of attention too.

      Clip their claws? No. It would distress them, it's entirely unnecessary and they're much cuter when you know they could eviscerate you and they're consciously choosing not to.

    10. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by Shatrat · · Score: 1

      They control vermin populations. I don't think we could have reached 7b+ people on the planet without them.

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    11. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by atrex · · Score: 1

      Totally agree, there's zero need to trim a cat's claws if they have sufficient outlets to take care of them themselves (scratch pads, cat trees, etc). If you play with your cats regularly then they'll learn not to play so hard with you that it breaks skin.

    12. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      This is something that can depend highly on the cat--while thankfully pretty rare, there are cats who are a bit...bad about their claws, and all efforts to teach them not to use their claws inappropriately fail.

      The following information is assuming you have tried to teach your cat not to scratch inappropriately--or you have conclusive evidence that the problem is your cat got the short straw on paw anatomy, so your cat's just pretty much anatomically doomed to be lousy at velveting her paws. The latter should be in the form of consulting your vet.

      Clipping the claws and soft caps can do a lot,and in extreme cases--when they're so bad that it's a risk to their own health--declawing if you can find a very good veterinary surgeon so as to preserve as much of the paw as possible. (The 'trim to first knuckle' method is, incidentally, the lazy asshole method of declawing from what I've read, and the threshhold here needs to be epic fail on kitty's part--think 'claws self by accident regularly' as the levels here, and yes, it's been seen.)

    13. Re:Cats have othe ways to make you crazy by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      AIUI Declawing cats is common practice in some countries (the USA in particular) and is a highly controversial subject.

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  3. Other way? by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does mental illness lead to owning a cat, though?

    1. Re:Other way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nope. But it does lead to voting for a God Emperror Who Has No Clothes.

    2. Re:Other way? by alvinrod · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't have to be crazy to own a cat. It does help though.

      Also, you don't really own a cat. They largely tolerate your presence and decide to stick around.

      If you must really keep a cat, get two. They're mostly layabout, but if they get bored they'll wreck your shit and not feel slightly remorseful about it. Another cat will give them something to do when you're not around instead of causing random mayhem in your domicile.

    3. Re:Other way? by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      We have seven cats. It's a good number. They have their whole social order arranged, and our responsibility is simply to watch.

    4. Re:Other way? by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

      Does mental illness lead to owning a cat, though?

      Being a crack dealer seems to lead to owning a pit bull, so why not?

      Given the above, I'm proud to be a cat person. We must be nuts... why else would we put up with an egotistical, narcissistic, impatient, violent, snobby creature in our homes?

      Better to have such a creature in my home than in the White House.

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    5. Re:Other way? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      The mice infiltrating my house were driving me crazy, which led me to acquiring a cat from the local shelter. Rodent problem solved. So, sure, maybe you could phrase it that way.

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    6. Re:Other way? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Does mental illness lead to owning a cat, though?

      Yes

    7. Re:Other way? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      They're mostly layabout, but if they get bored they'll wreck your shit and not feel slightly remorseful about it. Another cat will give them something to do when you're not around instead of causing random mayhem in your domicile.

      Two cats just means twice the damage. Perhaps more: our two cats love chasing each other with complete disregard for anything in their surroundings.

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    8. Re:Other way? by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      You could of course just opt for the cheaper in the long run plan of properly physically securing your home against rodent infiltration. Though I guess if your house is made out of matchsticks that might be somewhat harder because they could in theory gnaw their way in.

      Anyway the chances of a rodent being able to get into my house through anything other than a door left open is precisely zero.

    9. Re:Other way? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      If you must really keep a cat, get two. They're mostly layabout, but if they get bored they'll wreck your shit and not feel slightly remorseful about it. Another cat will give them something to do when you're not around instead of causing random mayhem in your domicile.

      Nope. I'm gonna mark this type of shit down like with what you'd see with dog owners. No such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner. Dogs can be trained, so can cats. Dogs are far easier to train then cats though, having trained both? If you think of a cat like a 3-4 year old which requires positive reinforcement to stop them from doing stupid things and the occasional punishment it all falls into place. You can train a cat just like a dog, to get you when they need something. Want to play, go outside, yard train them(so they don't go wandering off), beg, and so on. Find a really good cat or dog, you can even train them to somewhat vocalize human speech. My parents last cat I had trained to say "out" when it wanted to go into their garage(it's favorite place to sleep in the summer). When I was a kid, there was a neighbor a block away who used to voice train and litter box train rabbits.

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    10. Re:Other way? by Arashi256 · · Score: 1

      Found the Trump supporter.

    11. Re:Other way? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Fit a cat flap. Wont help on the food but sorts out the litter box issue.

    12. Re:Other way? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Mice get in through my catflap. I haven't seen this happen but I'm assuming they're usually invited in by the cats.

      Sometimes I get to invite them back out while they're still alive too.

    13. Re:Other way? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "...When I was a kid, there was a neighbor a block away who used to voice train and litter box train rabbits."

      If rabbits could vocalize, what would they talk about? I'm guessing, mostly sex.

    14. Re:Other way? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Sad!

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    15. Re:Other way? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Rabbits hiss, and thump their feet on the ground. You can train them to use those to communicate basic things using classical conditioning.

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    16. Re:Other way? by Revarg · · Score: 1

      Owning a cat IS a mental illness

    17. Re:Other way? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      we've been having a lot of trouble training them to leave each other's food alone.

      Put one in a room by itself with food?

    18. Re:Other way? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I have two young male tabbies and they chase each other around the living room, up the stairs to my bedroom and back down again. I bought a couple sets of Kitty City cat furniture and made them an L-shaped tower about eight feet tall. The post in the middle is sisal and they'd chase each other up to the top and sometimes fight to be on certain platforms.

      In addition to battling each other, they've also knocked over an end table and lamp, knocked their tower down by jumping from the top, pulled ceramic dishes off of a bookshelf and broken them and pulled my Phillips Hue lamps down from the top of my kitchen cabinets. They've actually been really good about not destroying furniture, but they have a giant scratching post they can both use at once.

      When they were kittens they were much crazier, but small enough they couldn't do much damage. They would really go after each other when play fighting, pouncing hard on the other one and then turning into a little ball of fury.

    19. Re:Other way? by naris · · Score: 1

      I think not having a cat might lead to mental illness!

    20. Re:Other way? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      There's no other possibility.

  4. Pardon me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But as the keeper of a Siamese I have to argue against this. He literally drives my wife crazy some mornings and that shit can't be good for her. It causes a lot of stress to be honest. I still blame her for caving to the cats whining because once you give in once, you just lost that battle forever more.

    She says she just loves him so much. Highest maintenance cat I've ever had and I've always lived with cats.

    1. Re: Pardon me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you can't get the cat into the bag, buy a larger bag and repeat except substitute wife for cat. Either way, your mornings will be less stressful.

    2. Re:Pardon me... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      I still blame her for caving to the cats whining because once you give in once, you just lost that battle forever more.

      You may have lost the battle, but not necessarily the war. Stop rewarding the bad behavior, and be persistent. Things will get worse before they get better.

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    3. Re:Pardon me... by mrvan · · Score: 1

      Our cat was whining every morning, and seemed to have more patience than us at keeping up the game.

      We bought a spray bottle, and sprayed generously when he whined in the mornings. It didn't hurt him (obviously), but he completely stopped the behaviour after three applications.

  5. All you need to know if you own a cat by Strudelkugel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard this somewhere: "Dogs have owners, cats have staff."

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    1. Re:All you need to know if you own a cat by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Indeed. Dogs drool. Cats rule.

    2. Re:All you need to know if you own a cat by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I heard this somewhere: "Dogs have owners, cats have staff."

      That's the truth because you live in THEIR house, so it's THEIR rules. Which is why I will NEVER own a cat or let one own me.

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    3. Re:All you need to know if you own a cat by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      And cat owners get dogs to clean up the cat puke.

      Seriously, they do a really good job of it.

    4. Re:All you need to know if you own a cat by Solandri · · Score: 4, Funny

      Difference between cats and dogs:

      You feed a dog, house it, pet it, shower it with love, and take care of its every want and need. The dog looks at you and thinks, "Wow, he must be a god."

      You feed a cat, house it, pet it, shower it with love, and take care of its every want and need. The cat looks at you and thinks, "Wow, I must be a god."

    5. Re:All you need to know if you own a cat by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Dogs drool. Cats rule.

      Dogs will eat cat poop, but cats won't eat dog poop, so there will still be dogs after the last cat is gone.

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    6. Re:All you need to know if you own a cat by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 1

      Cats were worshipped as gods back in ancient Egypt. They haven't forgotten.

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    7. Re:All you need to know if you own a cat by neonfrog · · Score: 1

      My cat drools.

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    8. Re:All you need to know if you own a cat by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Dogs will eat dog poo, theirs, sometimes another dogs.

  6. My familiar says no by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    I trust my familiar. I he says cats don't cause mental illness, I believe him.

    1. Re:My familiar says no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why should we trust you witches? Your mumbo jumbo didn't do shit for Hillary

  7. What about the cats? by mi · · Score: 1

    Owning a Cat Does Not Lead To Mental Illness among humans [added by me]

    I denounce the speciism displayed by Slashdot. What about the cats? Don't they need years of therapy after having been, gasp, owned by fugly, smelly, bizarre bipeds without feathers but with ample delusions of grandeur?

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  8. crazy starts at 20 cats and obscenely crazy 150+ by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    crazy starts at 20 cats and obscenely crazy 150+

  9. Praise Kek! by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Shandilay! At least I think that is the customary response.

  10. The open question is ... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    This study is meaningless because no one owns cats.

    However if they study "if being owned by a cat causes mental illness?" they will find overwhelming support. Delusional thinking that they actually own the cats is the most common symptom.

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  11. Juvenile psychosis only by russotto · · Score: 4, Informative

    This study is very limited; it goes only up to age 18. It says absolutely nothing about whether toxoplasma will turn you into a cat lady.

    1. Re:Juvenile psychosis only by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You don't need toxoplasma to turn you into a crazy cat lady. Three cats suffice.

      I'd prefer four myself, but that's not necessary for the crazy cat lady badge.

    2. Re:Juvenile psychosis only by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "You don't need toxoplasma to turn you into a crazy cat lady. Three cats suffice."

      The looniest women I ever met made a point of not having a cat, even though she had no problem being around the felines of others, on grounds that "If I die and am not found for a few days, my cat might eat me!"

    3. Re:Juvenile psychosis only by Cederic · · Score: 1

      context : random conversation about risky behaviour
      me: yeah, it might kill me. Shrug.
      friend: you don't care that the cats might starve if you're dead?
      me: they wont starve, they can eat me

      The cleaner would find whatever's left of me inside of a week, then the cats will be taken care of anyway. Who the hell cares about being eaten by a cat after they've died?

    4. Re:Juvenile psychosis only by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, and I'm very concerned that the results will be misinterpreted as a result.

      I've known a number of people with schizophrenia and other psychoses, and most of them didn't develop full symptoms until their mid-20s or later. I believe this is also why the condition is not selected against as one might expect - it's very possible for someone to have children before going over the edge. Perhaps if it's caused by exposure to toxoplasma gondii, we're actually selecting for mutations of it that don't cause symptoms until after the average age of procreation :\.

      I'm not an unbiased observer, because I've seen really promising people destroyed psychologically by psychoses, but I consider the way the results were framed *extremely* irresponsible due to the age cutoff.

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    5. Re:Juvenile psychosis only by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      You're right, they need to follow them a lot longer. Schizo came about shortly after the cat was domesticated. Everyone I know that is a long time cat owner is crazy. Maybe not cat lady or fucking crazy, however crazy none the less.

  12. Absolutely not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Those of who have cats know they are our masters. My Devine holiness has informed me of my servitude.

    If anything, I have become more balanced centered and connected with our Universe.

    My master calls.

    1. Re:Absolutely not! by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The more important prerequisite for your question: Do you think he cares how it sounds to you? And even if you think he might care, isn't it still entirely your own problem that you're worried about him worrying about it?

      Get a grip, you sound pathetic. Nobody cares if you care, though.

    2. Re:Absolutely not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Those of who have cats know they are our masters.

      Do you have any idea how pathetic this sounds to normal people?

      You think his cat cares one bit?

  13. bad study by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sorry, tracking until age 18 isn't long enough. Schizophrenia will show up a bit later if it does. Also, *having* a cat in the house is one thing - how many kids are cleaning the litterbox? Because that's the danger zone.

    For those who are unaware, Toxoplasma gondii has a life cycle that relies on cats and their prey - typically rats or mice. In cats, it reproduces in the digestive system and gets crapped out. In rodents who come into contact with the cat crap, it infects their brain and makes them less afraid of cats, which benefits the parasite because it wants to end up in a cat's digestive system again.

    In humans, it definitely causes miscarriages. There have been studies suggesting a link to schizophrenia, but I don't believe that's the current consensus. Something like 50% of all humans have been exposed to it, so it would be scary if so. But it might also depend on other factors.

    It's conceivable that a parasite that has evolved to control host behavior could have adverse psychological effects on human hosts, thus the research into it.

    1. Re:bad study by Solandri · · Score: 1

      It's conceivable that a parasite that has evolved to control host behavior could have adverse psychological effects on human hosts, thus the research into it.

      My theory is that it modifies the behavior of human hosts, causing them to dismiss the idea that parasites from cats could modify the behavior of humans.

    2. Re:bad study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just think back. You knew a lot of crazy people with feline friends.

      Aye, and almost 100% of the biggest arseholes and thugs I've ever met over the decades were dog owners, and don't get me started on all those feckers I've known who kept gerbils...

  14. Crazy Cat Lady by peterofoz · · Score: 2
    There is usually some truth behind a stereotype. The question is what came first - the crazy or the cats?

    A study is needed to survey 100 'crazy cat people" (let's be equal opportunity here), to see when and how they got started. Get a blood sample to test for the parasite. Just don't tell a crazy person they have bugs in their brain.

    1. Re:Crazy Cat Lady by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I guess the problem here is the lack of a medical definition of "crazy cat person".

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  15. Study missed one important point... by Tolvor · · Score: 1

    The study does not mention how many of the *researchers* own or were exposed to cats...

    My cat overlord orders me to add that the thought of cats causing mental illness is ridiculous. Humans are mentally ill naturally.

  16. Counter-example by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Owning a Cat Does Not Lead To Mental Illness, Study Finds

    The people who did this study never met the lady who lives on the end of my block. She's completely cuckoo and owns like a hundred cats. Sometimes they wander over to my yard just to get away from the old bat. I'll bet if I walk outside right now, there'll be one sitting on the cushion on one of my deck chairs. He likes to hang out with me when I sit outside at night and watch the basketball game. Wait, does that mean I own a cat? Holy shit. I better get myself checked out.

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  17. Re:Owning a cat is and of itself a mental illness by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Plus, the hair. Their hair gets EVERYWHERE, every-fucking-where. It ends up on your clothes, bedding, towels, food, furniture, carpets, bathroom- everywhere. You open the refrigerator and take out a plate of something, and there's cat hair in or on it.

    You can largely fix this by 'shaving' them. You don't have to use a razor or anything, just standard hair clippers and cut their hair shorter.

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  18. Re:Lazy reporting by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    It means the husband is stuck cleaning out the litter box, I would presume.

  19. Nobody owns a cat by best+shot · · Score: 1

    Get real. Nobody owns a cat. Cats consider that to be disrespectful. They are just free spirits and the world is their litter box.

    1. Re:Nobody owns a cat by naris · · Score: 1

      Cat owns you!

  20. How about general health and outdoor cats... by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    I want to see a study about exposure to the environment through outdoor animals like cats. Also a diferentiation as to their expose to cats: life long, only childhood, adulthood only, etc... as well as the persons lifelong heath history.

    Cats are always cleaning themselves and like dogs their mouths and saliva are super sterilizing if not antibiotic as compared to humans. But they do pick up some contaminants and so they do give you some expose. My guess is that on a whole it's actually beneficial to your health provided you don't already have a weakened immune system..

  21. Re:Owning a cat is and of itself a mental illness by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    You can largely fix this by 'shaving' them. You don't have to use a razor or anything, just standard hair clippers and cut their hair shorter.

    As enjoyable and rewarding as that sounds it still won't fully eliminate the hair, and there's still the problem of them walking through the litter box and then tracking the residue all over your counters, furniture, bed, etc etc etc.

    I love cats but they just aren't allowed to live in my home.

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  22. Re:crazy starts at 20 cats and obscenely crazy 150 by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    150 is a lot of cat's but about about that one with 200 or the with 1,100?

  23. Looking at the wrong mental illness by doug141 · · Score: 1

    Toxoplasmosis infection makes rats lose their fear of cats. Beneficial to both the toxo and the hungry cats:
    http://www.nature.com/news/par...

    Toxo in people is associated with traffic accidents... slow reflexes? Lack of fear? Distracted by cat? Probably not psychosis, though:
    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...

    Dateline did a show about a missing woman who recklessly invited many dangerous men into her life, ignoring all the red flags her friends were trying to get her to see. She was a cat lady, too...

  24. Mom had a cat by Snotnose · · Score: 1

    That, when you were standing, would sneak up behind you and climb your pants, your shirt, then perch on your shoulder. Hard on the clothes, and sometimes painful, but cute as hell.

    My sister had a kitten that would sit on your shoulder and suck your earlobe. A very weird feeling, but she was a hell of a kitten.

    My current cat? Takes a dump in the litter box, then while trying to bury it kicks it onto the floor. sigh.

  25. Schrodinger's cat by neoRUR · · Score: 2

    Schrodinger owned a cat, did they call him crazy? I don't think so...

  26. Bad sumary title! by doug141 · · Score: 1

    First, disproving "psychosis" is not as broad as disproving "mental illness."

    Second, a study that fails to find an association does not prove the lack of an association, as the summary title says. Imagine this: if I sell refined sugar, and I want to suggest it is not associated with tooth decay, I fund a _small_ study to test the hypothesis "sugar causes tooth decay." The study is too small to conclusively prove the hypothesis, and I can report "study fails to find link between sugar and tooth decay."

  27. Re:What about dogs? by hambone142 · · Score: 1

    Cats go on auto-pilot well.
    Dogs destroy when left alone too long.

    My friend's dog is a PITA. Chases and kills wildlife, chases deer. He thinks it's "great".

    He wants to take it camping and fishing. Would I (in turn) take my damned cat and foist it on him?

  28. Retail Hell, More Proof Cats Are Better Than Dogs! by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

    There's a reason people that own one cat go crazy and have brain damage and end up owning more of those things.

    The Toxoplasma Gondii requires cats to multiply, so it alters the behavior of its host rodents in order to steer them towards a cat's digestive system.

    Now, humans and cats have lived together for millenia; it makes perfect sense that the Toxoplasma Gondii might also have steered us into giving their furry brothels a comfortable place in our homes and our beds... And for the cats, they have two species directly feeding them: Mice and Men. Perfect case of symbiotic evolution.

    You'll never see Lassie do anything that smart.

    Now, back to the parent post about working at PetSmart:

    I've seen coworkers that were normal before become irritable and irrational after getting a cat.

    Are you sure that's not just caused by working retail for long enough?

    And then there was me, working at Home Depot, wearing the trademark Orange Apron. We had a cat in the store; it ate the mice that lived on the birdseed in the Seasonal Department. As I walked into the lunchroom, about 30 people eating lunch, big shift change time of day...

    "Hey Lawrence! I hear you found the store cat!"

    "Well, I found part of the store cat..."

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  29. Then explain Eleanor... Simpsons by s1d3track3D · · Score: 1
  30. poor terminology by swell · · Score: 1

    The title refers to 'mental illness', the summary adds 'psychosis' and finally links 'schizophrenia' to the bug. These are not interchangeable; each term is rather clearly defined in a science environment. Moving on to the actual study there are also vacillations between these terms. It's one of many things that casts doubt on the quality of the study.

    You may also find a report at WaPo: https://www.washingtonpost.com... Where they have a lovely video of the rat/cat relationship that develops.

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  31. Re: Owning a cat is and of itself a mental illness by drewsup · · Score: 1

    You need the best cat brush, a lint roller, pack of 6 for 2 bucks at Ikea, my cat Loves rubbing against one of these, and it gets all the loose fur off, when covered in fur, peel, and presto, whole new sticky surface, I only have to start the peel, then my cat grabs the end in his mouth and rest off for me, best investment ever!

  32. Age onset is 10 to late teenage by aepervius · · Score: 2

    While it is true that *some* patient will have an age onset of psychopathology later in life (e.g. 40 to 50 is the number I see most popping up as secondary peak), the majority will have an age onset between 17 and 20, because that's the period of growth of the brain where it is vulnerable. Usually later in life it is poorly understood , as it seems to come from a different etiology. e.g. See here for onset statistic for example of schizophrenia as one psychopathology : http://www.schizophrenia.com/p... (A typological model of schizophrenia based on age at onset, sex and familial morbidity. Acta Psychyatric Scandinavica 89, 135-141 (1994).)

    As such the study is not flawed, since the onset for most psychopathology is early age. Now if you were talking for other pathology, senescence related, like dementia or Alzheimer , you would have a point, but this is NOT what the study is about.

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  33. Cats are smarter than we think by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Apparently, they're conducting studies now.

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  34. fake news by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    all the schizo people i know have cats

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  35. Re:Owning a cat is and of itself a mental illness by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    Get an automatic litter box like the Litter Robot. We have one of those and they work as advertised: easy to change and to clean, and no more smells. The only drawback is that they are fairly bulky; mine fits snugly in a 60x80cm cabinet space reserved for a washing machine. They are pricey but I'm still using the one I bought almost 15 years ago.

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  36. Re:Everything is probably a mental illness by wildstoo · · Score: 1

    Ok, where have you hidden the spycam in my house?

  37. Cat got your tongue by tomxor · · Score: 1

    many of these studies asked people whether they remembered having cats

    So the original studies asked crazy people if they ever owned cats? what did they expect?

  38. Re:Diseases your cat will give you by Cederic · · Score: 1

    So owning three cats dooms me? Shrug. They add to my quality of life enough that a shorter life is a worthwhile trade.

  39. Re:Oh please by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Based on the many, many women I've known (both biblically...

    Since we're bragging on the internet, I'm so ripped I have a 9 pack, can bench press two bull elephants and am so large I have to be careful to not cause major internal organ damage.

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  40. Re: I've worked IT for PetSmart since 1989... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    There's a reason people that own one cat go crazy and have brain damage and end up owning more of those things.

    See how memes persist even when scientific evidence comes along that refutes them? It's true because you wish it were true.

  41. Re:Oh please by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    "... am so large I have to be careful to not cause major internal organ damage."

    Yes, I know people who have similar trouble squeezing through doorways. At least get the step counting app.

  42. Symptom, not the cause. by sycodon · · Score: 2

    Cats are symptom of Crazy, not a cause.

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  43. Who? by billybiro · · Score: 1

    Are we talking about mental illness for the owner, or for the cat?

  44. This week anyway.. by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    But next week scientists will decide that cats will be responsible for the extinction of the human species.

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  45. Bad pet owners by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Cats are not really pack animals but understand social hierarchy. If you let a cat rule the house they will, but if you are dominant (not to be confused with being an asshole) cats are fine. Dogs are pack animals who similarly need structure with you on top of the social structure. Social needs like playtime and grooming time have to accompany the normal duties of food, water, and litter/walks.

    I see plenty of cat and dog owners that let their pets run the house. They tend to complain about how "bad" their pets are, in between excusing bouts of bad behavior.

    Animal psychology is really not that difficult, but as with many subjects people don't educate themselves. A similar, if not same, type of person will often treat their kids like adults and want to be their friends instead of parents. Problems always tend to be directed at the external entity instead of themselves.

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  46. Re:I wonder if cat/dog ownership correlates with by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    If you were to do a serious study I think you would find a decreased likelihood in voting for Trump in cat ownership, statistically.

    I say this simply because there's already been serious studies that match cat owners to the left wing and dog owners to the right. Even though Trump is arguably more of an old-school Democrat than a core Republican the voters are what we're talking about, and without a doubt Trump was elected by the more conservative of those of any alignment than the progressive.

    I believe if you were to do a serious study of comparing Hillary voters to Trump voters you would see a pattern of dogs/no pets to Trump versus cats to Hillary/Stein. I don't think the break-out would be phenomenal, but I do think you would see a pattern, 60/40 or so. I leave Johnson out of this because this time around he lost his rudder and nobody could tell where he belong on the alignment charts unlike his previous run.

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  47. defective cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    if your cat isn't driving you crazy, there's something wrong with the cat. return it to the place of purchase and demand a replacement.

  48. Re:Owning a cat is and of itself a mental illness by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

    A well taken care of cat in a well taken care of environment isn't so scary. Clean the box once a day, it takes three minutes. Fully scrub and change out the littler once a month. Get a Shark vacuum cleaner for the hair, vacuum the floors, furniture and crevices once a week. Keep food related surfaces clean. Learn how to keep your cat off the counters, tables, etc.

    Certainly you can't ever be perfectly assured of absolute cleanliness, but that's true of any pet. Dogs are by no means clean without effort.

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  49. Funny by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    cause its true...

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  50. Re:Owning a cat is and of itself a mental illness by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    A well taken care of cat in a well taken care of environment isn't so scary. Clean the box once a day, it takes three minutes. Fully scrub and change out the littler once a month. Get a Shark vacuum cleaner for the hair, vacuum the floors, furniture and crevices once a week. Keep food related surfaces clean. Learn how to keep your cat off the counters, tables, etc.

    Or I can just skip all that by not having a cat.

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    Certainly you can't ever be perfectly assured of absolute cleanliness

    I can be perfectly assured of not having cat-related cleanliness issues by not having a cat.

    If you want to keep a cat, have at it. I like cats, I just don't want them living in my home. I've owned cats in the past, but no more.

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  51. Bet this paper was written by cats by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Tricksy they are, yes

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  52. Re:Owning a cat is and of itself a mental illness by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

    The point is, it's possible to have a cat and a clean house. I'm not sure it takes any more work than a dog. Certainly I don't think you should have one if you don't want one.

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  53. Nothing But Sensationalism by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

    The main way people get toxoplasma is from food, especially undercooked meat and unwashed vegetables. But the media makes you think it's from cats because the headline "Cats Make You Crazy" is much better clickbait than "Eating Undercooked Meat Makes You Crazy". Transmission from cats is much rarer. Also, cats get infected by eating infected mice. If you have indoor cats who eat Friskies instead of mice, they aren't at risk and neither are you. Unless you eat undercooked meat, of course, but the media would rather warn you about fake risks than real ones.

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  54. Unable to validate the study. by skidv · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, no one could repeat the study to validate the claims.

  55. Test and a Pill by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a test and a pill they can give to cats and people? Who wants these fricken parasites in them anyway.

  56. Are you sure? by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

    Because trying to get pussy can drive a person insane.

    Oh... You meant a cat. Nevermind.

  57. Get a cat by syntotic · · Score: 1

    Or better, three, to start with.