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Hollywood Producer Blames Rotten Tomatoes For Convincing People Not To See His Movie (vanityfair.com)

An anonymous reader shares a VanityFair report: These days, it takes less than 60 seconds to know what the general consensus on a new movie is -- thanks to Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregator site that designates a number score to each film based on critical and user reviews. Although this may be convenient for moviegoers not necessarily interested in burning $15 on a critically subpar film, it is certainly not convenient for those Hollywood directors, producers, backers, and stars who toiled to make said critically subpar film. In fact, the site may be "the worst thing that we have in today's movie culture" -- at least according to Brett Ratner, the Rush Hour director/producer who recently threw the financial weight of his RatPac Entertainment behind Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Sure, the blockbuster made over $850 million worldwide in spite of negative reviews ... but just think of how much more it could have made had it not had a Rotten Tomatoes score of 27 percent! Last week, while speaking at the Sun Valley Film Festival, Ratner said, "The worst thing that we have in today's movie culture is Rotten Tomatoes. I think it's the destruction of our business."

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  1. Fixed That For You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hollywood Producer Blames Rotten Tomatoes For Convincing People Not To See His Shitty Movie

    1. Re:Fixed That For You by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on, be sensitive. Some people spent their whole weekend making that movie.

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    2. Re:Fixed That For You by DickBreath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Very few animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture.

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    3. Re:Fixed That For You by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think it's worse than that. The guy's movie netted big and yet he feels his movie should have been entitled even bigger windfall despite having plot holes that Superman can throw a container ship through.

      Rotten Tomatoes has a Critics score *and* an Audience score. A lot of popular movies have a higher audience score. BvS has a 63% audience score. Iron Man 3 got 78% audience score. Lest it be a Marvel v. DC thing, The Dark Knight got 94% audience score *and* 94% critic score, so it's not like so many reviewers are snobs about comic book super hero movies.

    4. Re:Fixed That For You by lbmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hollywood Grassfucker Blames Rotten Tomatoes For Convincing People Not To See His Shitty Movie

      FTFY - If we are going to go all filthy-critic.

    5. Re: Fixed That For You by VernonNemitz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I think it's the destruction of our business."
      If that's the business of recycling old ideas, without adding any significant new ideas, then why not?

    6. Re:Fixed That For You by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Very few animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture.

      Ya, but how many people were harmed by watching it.

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    7. Re: Fixed That For You by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right on, VernonNamitz. Hollywood's vanity is showing more and more plainly. The feedback cycle from the audience is now open, and the Hollywood babies who have spent 100 years in a protected bubble can't take it. Nobody to make friends with, nobody to bribe to change your Rotten Tomatoes score....whatever will you do? Hopefully, Ratner will be a man without a company soon. Hey Ratner, how about a reality show about your slide into anonymity? I might watch that, but it's a safe bet I won't be watching your "dark" Superman Batman crap.

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    8. Re:Fixed That For You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      More importantly, Rottentomatoes provides the minimum "acceptability" scale for a lot of movie genres.

      For example, a SciFi Film will always do better than yet-another-fantasy-film or yet-another-zombie-film or yet-another-vampire-film, because the hurdle to jump for SciFi is exceptionally low, and audiences have low expectations going in. Fantasy is the opposite, everyone who sees a fantasy film has high expectations going in and will brutalize the review scores if it's not to their version of fantasy. Zombie and Vampire films meet somewhere in the middle. There are way too many of these films, so the people who will brutalize the scores are the ones that are not fans of "this flavor" of zombie or vampire. It's a lot easier to brutalize a score when the subject material is tired.

      This is why everyone loved Pacific Rim (71/77%) despite having some obvious flaws.

      Guardians of the Galaxy did much better (at 91/92%) a year later, and holds the same audience score as Star Trek (2009) (91%).

      The problem, especially for Batman/Superman films, is that they are essentially sequels/reboots. They are never new properties. A film that takes place "in the present" has the highest bar to jump over because 100 other films will come out in the same year in the same basic setting of Vancouver standing-in for an American city. BvS was doomed from the minute it was announced because the setting was wrong and it was a sequel to previous films and couldn't change that.

      BvS in the comics and in the cartoons takes place in a setting where Lex Luthor was elected president (may as well be a stand-in for Trump now) in a setting where the US is still in a cold war with the USSR. The comics/cartoons fit this, when this was a thing. Unfortunately (and I haven't seen the film, and have no plans to) that is what people are going to go into the film thinking it's about, it's just not an exciting thing. The only good thing that comes out of that fight is an analogy to the UN, by bringing the superheroes together.

      Batman is just a man, how he manages to fight someone who is basically a god is the entire premise, but because it has to work into the continuity of other films, it just doesn't work.

      This is why the DC television universe(s) work out better. They are all separate. Superman/Supergirl exist in "Earth-38" while Arrowverse is essentially Earth-1 from their point of view, but Earth 2 and yet another earth (earth 19) from which dimensional travel has been banned and is punishable by death. Meanwhile the marvel television universes are kinda cluster-fucky with how they relate to their films.

      So I guess my point is that if I have a choice of a Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Romcom, or a comic-book film, I'm picking the SciFi film. There are reasons to see or not see certain films, and the only selling point for me to see comic-book films are x-men related ones. The rest I'll wait for netflix. Romcom/slice-of-life type of films don't really interest me other than when I need a break from other drama happening in reality.

    9. Re: Fixed That For You by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      If that's the business of recycling old ideas, without adding any significant new ideas, then why not?

      Well, it is a business. New ideas are risky. A movie with an innovative plot may be a hit, or it may bomb. But a remake or sequel using a proven formula is money in the bank. So it makes sense to just churn out another X-Men, Transformers, or Bond film.

    10. Re:Fixed That For You by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I am sensitive to the fact that it is such a crappy movie that a 7 year old would see through the plot, such as it is.

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    11. Re:Fixed That For You by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Batman v Superman also had a problem that is inherent to its premise. Lots of us have no interest in seeing the good guys fight each other. Batman and Superman teaming up against villains would have been an easier sell.

  2. Poor business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If your business depends on tricking people into watching crappy movies, it deserves to die.

    1. Re:Poor business by Jhon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One guys "crap" is another guys entertainment.

      The problem is that any given reviewer wont "mesh" with what *YOU* like. Or what *I* like. In the dark ages (before www), I used to religiously read two or three movie reviewers in my area. After 5 or 6 reviews the lights clicked. If X liked a given movie it would be likely that I WOULDN'T like it. If Y liked a movie, then it was pretty good odds that I would enjoy it. It was a bit more complicated than that but that's the gist. I learned what THEIR criteria was pretty quick.

      Occasionally, I'd see a crappy movie my "rules" would indicate I would enjoy it or vise versa but it was otherwise pretty accurate.

      Good example of an exception -- Back to the Beach (1980s reunion movie). I did *NOT* want to see that film. Some friends and I went to see the latest Bond film (can't recall what it was) but it was sold out. They decided to see this and I didn't drive. Everything told me that this movie would be crap. I'm embarrassed to say I enjoyed it. The opening on the airliner set the tone and it was just fun to watch. My "rules" told me to avoid this film like the plague.

    2. Re:Poor business by omnichad · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Rober Ebert was a genius, though. He understood that pretentious movies are not the ultimate in entertainment and is sometimes cheap crap is great.

      Just look at this snip from his review of Gremlins (movie picked at random):

      "Gremlins" is a confrontation between Norman Rockwell's vision of Christmas and Hollywood's vision of the blood-sucking monkeys of voodoo island..... At the level of Pop Movie-going, it's a sophisticated, witty B movie, in which the monsters are devouring not only the defenseless town, but decades of defenseless clichés.

    3. Re:Poor business by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Back to the Beach (1980s reunion movie)

      Roger Ebert gave that movie a rave review. It was like 3.5/4 stars and he compared it to Little Shop of Horrors.

      The James Bond film at that time would have been The Living Daylights, starring Timothy Dalton. It worked out well for you. The Living Daylights isn't bad, but Back to the Beach is a cult classic.

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    4. Re:Poor business by Junta · · Score: 1

      I think that's something lost when people look at 'x%' and call it a day. Media is a very subjective thing, so you have to determine that the person or population you are dealing with aligns with your own.

      With rotten tomatoes, you have a monolithic population. If a movie is well known (i.e. over-promoted), it mustn't be in any way polarizing because people will go to see it, even if they wouldn't have otherwise, and end up resenting the film as a result. If a movie is a touch more obscure, then generally random people won't mistakenly see it.

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    5. Re:Poor business by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      The problem is that any given reviewer wont "mesh" with what *YOU* like. Or what *I* like.

      That's the point of aggregation sites like RottenTomatoes. Any given particular reviewer might have tastes that differ from yours or mine, but if 999 of 1000 reviewers all say the movie stinks, then it's very likely the movie stinks. Sure, you might be the rare exception whose tastes are similar to the lone holdout, but that's not the way to bet.

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    6. Re:Poor business by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ebert also said video games are not an expressive media and only idiots consume them.

    7. Re: Poor business by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 2

      The guy said: "I’ve seen some great movies with really abysmal Rotten Tomatoes scores,” I'll ask you since I can't ask him. Like what? What low scoring movies (and we're talking below 30% on RT) did you actually like?

      Rotten Tomatoes is an aggregator, and so it is very limited. You have to look at the individual reviews to figure out why the reviewer didn't like the movie. That said, if a movie is sitting at 27%, there is a really good reason. There is something wrong with a movie that is less than 50%. Maybe you will like it, but there is a flaw in there somewhere that caused most people that review movies to not like it.

      My movie watching time is severely limited. My book reading, exercising, hobby and other time are severely limited. So, I have to decide pretty severely what I'm going to watch. Are there movies with a 30% rating that I might like? Maybe. But, why on earth would I bother going to see it, when there are movies with 70, 80, 90% ratings to go see?

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    8. Re:Poor business by DrXym · · Score: 1

      One guys "crap" is another guys entertainment.

      Rotten Tomatoes produce a score that is the consensus of often hundreds of reviews. You're free to ignore the consensus, agree with it, or disagree with it. You're free to read individual reviews and likewise come to your own conclusion.

      Sensible people pay heed of reviews even if they don't agree with them. Producers like Brett Ratner, Michael Bay et al would prefer that you didn't though.

    9. Re: Poor business by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      The guy said: "I’ve seen some great movies with really abysmal Rotten Tomatoes scores,” I'll ask you since I can't ask him. Like what? What low scoring movies (and we're talking below 30% on RT) did you actually like?

      Yes, I would also like to know what...fucking Brett Ratner...thinks is "underrated." Besides his own studio trash. Sure, there are movies that are "so bad they're good" but those are rare, and they deserve their bad ratings. They're just entertaining despite being so poorly rated. So I don't want to hear from Brett about the camp movies that score a 5% but are really entertaining because holy shit I can't believe anyone made this, I want to know what scored a 20% that he thinks really should be up in the 80s.

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    10. Re:Poor business by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      Staring at the score a single reviewer gives is, IMHO, stupid, but taking a look at what thousands of people think gives a much better image of what it's actually like. On Rotten Tomatoes, IMDB and the likes I always look at the user-score, not the critic-score, and pretty often the user-score more-or-less matches with my opinion.

    11. Re:Poor business by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Ebert also said video games are not an expressive media and only idiots consume them.
      Don't forget his sage advice about wearing American flag t-shirts in America on cinco de mayo. Yeah the man wrote some stupid shit at times.

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    12. Re:Poor business by timholman · · Score: 1

      In the dark ages (before www), I used to religiously read two or three movie reviewers in my area. After 5 or 6 reviews the lights clicked.

      Back in the dark ages, I religiously watched "At The Movies" when Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert were partnered together. Ebert by himself was extremely inconsistent, but when he worked with Gene Siskel, the two of them together usually hit it on the mark. A "two thumbs up" film was almost always worth watching.

      It was a real shame with Siskel passed away. Ebert's other partners never matched up to Siskel.

    13. Re:Poor business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ebert also said video games are not an expressive media and only idiots consume them.

      Hate to break it to ya, chuckles; but he's absolutely right.

    14. Re:Poor business by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      He also dodged a reader question on his opinion of George Lucas by referring the question to someone else.

    15. Re: Poor business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'll throw this one out: Last years The Legend of Tarzan for me. It's got a 36% on rotten tomatoes. Don't get me wrong, it was no instant classic. But it was much better than that Score. Part of the reason it was dragged down was that a lot of reviewers gave it a thumbs down because of their politics. Tarzan isn't exactly a progressive tale, and while the film was certainly NOT conservative (the bad guy was a white religious man), it didn't do much to try to feminist up Jame or play down "white savior" Tarzan. I didn't care so much about those aspects. The problem with the negative reviews is that you get a combination of two very different criteria:

      1: Negative because I didn't like the values/politics/social commentary
      2: Negative because the story telling sucked

      I understand that they aren't totally exclusive concepts, but it does do a bit to muddy exactly how bad a movie is.

    16. Re:Poor business by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget his sage advice about wearing American flag t-shirts in America on cinco de mayo.

      Ok, while I've never heard of this before...what exactly is the problem with this? I mean, this *is* still the United States of America, right?

      ANY day is a good day to display and be proud of the country's flag...

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    17. Re: Poor business by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 2

      I just did a quick look of some of the movies I like that score really badly on rotten tomatoes. Some of these are even below 10% but I still enjoy them.

      Ultraviolet
      Resident evil movies
      Netflix Iron Fist
      The Boondock Saints 1 and 2

      You can just do a search on google for movies that audiences love that critics hate and get a LOT of results.

      Iron Fist and Boondock Saints I understand the least why critics hated them so much. Iron Fist is doing VERY well with regular people and was hated by critics. Boonddock saints are good action movies and I don't get what the problem with those are at all.

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    18. Re:Poor business by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Rotten Tomatoes has two aggregate scores. It has an aggregate critic score, which was 27% for Dawn of Justice, and an aggregate audience score which was 63%. You can see an even bigger discrepancy with Iron Fist which has a 17% critic rating and a 83% audience rating. I'm sure if we went looking through it we can find numerous examples like this and in every case Rotten Tomatoes will promote the critic rating and rarely promotes the audience rating unless you dig into the title in question.

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    19. Re:Poor business by rijrunner · · Score: 1

      "Movies like this stir a certain affection in my heart. The filmmakers must have known they were not making a good movie, but they didn't use that as an excuse to be boring and lazy. “Barb Wire” has a high energy level, and a sense of deranged fun."

    20. Re: Poor business by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      There is something wrong with a movie that is less than 50%. Maybe you will like it, but there is a flaw in there somewhere that caused most people that review movies to not like it.

      I agree with the last statement that there is something that caused most people that review movies to not like it.

      But movie reviewers don't always accurately reflect the tastes of the public. There are lots of times I've seen significant mismatches on review aggregator sites between critics' reviews vs. reviews by average viewers. Granted, it's pretty rare to see a HUGE disparity (say, more than 30%), but it's quite common to see stuff where only 40% of reviewers liked it, but it has a 65% audience approval or whatever.

      But, why on earth would I bother going to see it, when there are movies with 70, 80, 90% ratings to go see?

      I guess I agree to the extent that I'm only going to actually pay to GO SEE a movie with really high potential. Given the expense and inconvenience, I'm going to a theater for a guaranteed winner these days. For the rest, I'll wait and watch at home (maybe).

      That said, there are a number of prominent "critically acclaimed" films that I've really disliked. And I've had plenty of surprises where I've found films with less than 50% scores that have turned out to be a favorite. I may not take a chance in a theater on one, but I might for home viewing.

      And certain genres often tend to produce low ratings. If you're into stereotypical action, horror, slasher, even dumb rom-coms, expect a lot of your genre to get less than 50% approval, because critics as a whole like something a little less full of standard tropes. But some people like those genres. (Note that I'm not one of them -- I'm not into ANY of those genres, but I realize that there's a HUGE market for many of them.)

      Basically, to me again it comes down to the fact that critics are not necessarily representative of the public at large. If you understand the ways they are sometimes not representative, you can more accurately use their reviews. But just because 50% of critics don't like something doesn't mean there can't be a huge market for it... a fact that has been proven again and again.

      And really, if you want to use reviews, you need to actually read reviews. Rotten Tomatoes and other aggregators just assign scores to reviews, but often what matters is NOT just whether the review is overly "positive" vs. "negative." Some things that are a turn-off for you might be a positive for me and vice-versa, and actually reading the review may help you understand why critics don't like it. A Rotten Tomatoes score is just a very crude and unnuanced metric.

    21. Re: Poor business by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      By the way, I realized my final paragraph just restated a point you made too. Sorry -- should have re-read your post again before submitting, but my point stands. Mostly, I think even very low scores on RT can be less useful for certain genres which tend to have high "B movie" or cult status, though there are other outliers; reading reviews can help give a sense of whether the criticism is directed at the genre as a whole vs. the specific film.

    22. Re:Poor business by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      Ebert also said video games are not an expressive media and only idiots consume them.

      He did maintain that stance for a while, but "The Beatles: Rock Band" convinced him to lighten up on this. He modified it to something like "under certain circumstances, video games can be art"....or something like that. Can someone find this reference? I think I read it in an old EGM or something.

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    23. Re:Poor business by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      One guys "crap" is another guys entertainment.

      I use IMDB to check the ratings of a movie I want to see (in my defense, I am old) and if a movie has a 6.5+ rate I consider it worth of my money and time. But more than that, I always check the ratings distribution and the ratings in my demographics, they are much better than just an average.

      To give an example, Twilight has a rating 5.2, but almost 30% of the ratings are either 1 or 10, so I know this is a "love-it-or-hate-it" movie. In my demographics, the average is 4.9, while for "Females under 18" it is 6.6, so I know this movie is not for me.

      Terminator 2: Judgement Day, on the other side, has the ratings describing a normal curve peaking on 9, and an average of 8.7 in my demographics (the highest of all), so this movie is right for me.

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    24. Re:Poor business by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Actually 100 guys' "crap" is 27 guys' entertainment. That's how review aggregation systems work. People who find themselves at odds with reviewers are also not typically the ones looking at reviews before seeing a movie.

      Blaming review aggregates when your movie isn't enjoyed by more people is just stupid.

    25. Re:Poor business by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      That sounds like "music is art, so I guess this counts." He didn't see video games as a medium which could tell a story in complex ways; it sounds like he wasn't sure he could argue that music is somehow not art.

    26. Re:Poor business by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think it sounds like he was a strong enough thinker to consider the possibility that he's been wrong about something he's said in the past. The idea that he considered for even a moment trying to make an argument that music is not art is preposterous. Music is the prime example of art in critical thought.

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    27. Re: Poor business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That was not the issue. The issue was the statement "any day is a good day to be proud of your country's flag". Which is horseshit, and an extremely dangerous attitude. At the end of that road lies fascism, we've been there before and it was no good, mkay?

    28. Re:Poor business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As alluded to in this xkcd https://xkcd.com/937/. The problem with that kind of aggregation is that it assumes the majorly opinion is relevant to your scenario.

      This is particularly relevant if the film has a target audience otehr than "lowest common denominator" as a well executed film with a small target audience can get a low score that may cause people who would be in that target audience to assume the film is poorly executed when it's actually about the choice to target a small audience over the masses.

    29. Re:Poor business by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that I tend to disagree with certain critics and if they rate something poorly, I'm more likely to see it.

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    30. Re:Poor business by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Back then he was right. Art in visual design is not art in expression of gameplay. Most games just repeated the same gamsplay over and over and over, changing a monster every 15 minutes of play.

      He's still largely right today. A series of cut scenes played end to end might make for a shitty B movie, but that isn't a video game. That is a movie intertwined with one.

      Let's make a new Plinkett/Bechtel type test right here. Describe artistic game expression without relying on irrelevant (to the medium) things like pretty backgrounds, models, or movie cut scenes.

      Where is the gameplay beef?

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    31. Re: Poor business by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      Ambassador, what's a "regular people" and why is it different from a "critic"?

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    32. Re:Poor business by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Ebert was way out on his own in thinking quality and writing. Siskel was the only one near him.

      Everyone else was a pretender to the throne, the Joes and Curley-Joes to the Three Stooges.

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    33. Re: Poor business by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Ultraviolet was, ironically, wrecked by their TV re-edit that got rid of the deservedly-mocked over-mothering of her for the violin kid.

      Yet that was exactly what makes it a cult classic. Whoever owns it, restore the theatrical release version!

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    34. Re:Poor business by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course this shows another important point with reviewers: it's important to read the actual review rather than just the star rating. A good reviewer will explain not just whether they like a given movie (or book, album, etc.) but also why they feel that way. Even if your tastes differ from theirs, you can often get a good idea of whether you'll like something if you can see what they like and dislike about it in detail. Sites like Rotten Tomatoes give you the advantage of aggregating multiple reviews, but that comes at the expense of eliminating everything but the bottom line number.

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    35. Re:Poor business by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The idea that he considered for even a moment trying to make an argument that music is not art is preposterous.

      I said he probably didn't think he could get away with the argument; I didn't specify how long it took him to conclude that, or by what route. The game he conceded on is essentially performance of music.

    36. Re:Poor business by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      So what are you then? Hipster? Goth? Snob?

    37. Re:Poor business by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      Uh, April 2010, "Back Then". Roger Ebert says "video games can never be art." Can never.

      Let's make a new Plinkett/Bechtel type test right here. Describe artistic game expression without relying on irrelevant (to the medium) things like pretty backgrounds, models, or movie cut scenes.

      Video games are mechanics affecting these things. Even Atari games move a few pixels. Those things have to be identifiable.

      Xenosaga does this with cutscenes, voice acting, complex 3D graphics, orchestral music, and the like; Golden Sun did it with two-dimensional sprites and some transformations, along with text-based dialogue and some sound-effects, and music; and Adventure: Colossal Caves did it with only text. The first two have immensely complex stories and deeply-developed characters, like a Brandon Sanderson novel or a TV series such as Babylon 5; the last is largely an exploration of a descriptive and somewhat-fantastic world inside a mountain cave, with much less depth of plot and character.

      The Metroid games does the same kind of thing, notably with Fusion, Other-M, and Prime; Super Metroid is said to have a strong story backing it, but doesn't express it directly via any kind of dialogue or cut-scenes, which draws some argument from people like me who say a game that doesn't demarcate plot and purpose isn't exactly conveying a story from the writer's mind to the player's. Nevertheless, even the original 8-bit game had complex level design and creative ideas of how a game is played, combining the "platformer" and "action-adventure" genres.

      Video games are often a medium to tell a story (any genre), evoke an emotion (e.g. horror), or describe a place (the world in which the game occurs). Movies and books have to tell a story; static art (images) can only describe a situation at a moment (although, as with my argument about Super Metroid not demarcating plot elements, many people argue that a picture implies a timeline events leading into and out of the situation, and thus can tell a long and complex story on its own). A video game can just world-build, giving you a place to explore without explanation or purpose other than to see it; or it can create that place and then render it in a particular art style to show off the visual medium; or it can deliver a deep and immersive cinematic experience with the player in control, or at least the illusion of control. It has options.

      Ebert's main argument was that video games aren't art because art is a thing you do and show others. Video games allow players to control the outcome--you can go left or right at this point--thus they have not expressed what the player will see and hear, and so aren't art. He essentially claims anything that doesn't play out exactly the same for everyone who observes it is not an artistic expression.

    38. Re: Poor business by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      Usually I find myself aligned with the average viewer vs. the critics, but I keep waiting for Iron Fist to tie story elements together in a coherent way and it doesn't. I'm going to finish the season, but unless the last two and a half episodes blow me away it will be a major disappointment.

    39. Re:Poor business by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      The idea that he considered for even a moment trying to make an argument that music is not art is preposterous.

      I said he probably didn't think he could get away with the argument; I didn't specify how long it took him to conclude that, or by what route. The game he conceded on is essentially performance of music.

      This was a critical discussion to him. This was not an argument between Roger Ebert and video game fans where one side was right/winner and the other side was wrong/loser. When you sum up the game as "essentially performance of music", I get the distinct impression that Roger Ebert had a deeper appreciation of "The Beatles: Rock Band" than you do.

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    40. Re: Poor business by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 2

      Critics watch far more movies than the average person does. As a result they tend to see patterns in movies far more often than average viewers do. This means that movies that basically just do a good job in execution but don't break any new ground tend to be seen very negatively by critics but very well by the average person. It is mostly a problem of saturation.

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    41. Re:Poor business by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Probably not. He's likely better at saying things with big words; and he's also human, and likely looks at people playing real instruments and people doing exactly the same thing with a thing shaped like a real instrument as ... well, performance art. His brain would immediately recognize the visible, physical aspect of playing the game as something he's accepted as performance art, and would build his entire appreciation of the game based on the presumption that it's leading people to engage in a non-video-game artform.

      From there, attacking the game is attacking performance art. He might have actually had the impulse to attack the game based on his existing bias against video games, with the uncomfortable sensation of attacking performance art pushing back--simultaneously.

      Whatever he then came up with from there is, in all likelihood, compensation for said irreconcilable conflict.

      Seriously, what's the difference between Guitar Hero 4 and The Beatles: Rock Band? GH4 has a 5-button, plastic guitar; The Beatles: Rock Band has a two-octave keyboard that you can play in the same physical manner as a real instrument. Why wasn't Guitar Hero art?

    42. Re:Poor business by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      He also gave bad reviews for Zoolander and Starship Troopers.

    43. Re:Poor business by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the hypothetical Roger Ebert you have instantiated on which to base your description is much more like yourself than the real Roger Ebert in terms of critical thinking. The hypothetical Roger Ebert takes a different position than you do in the argument you're having with yourself, but he still analyzes in a way similar to the way in which you analyze, and is attempting to "win" the argument in a manner similar to what you're still doing. If you were thinking like the real Roger Ebert, you wouldn't be dismissive of the comparison between GH4 and Beatles:RockBand, and you wouldn't ask about the difference...at least not after coming to an appreciation of one of two games. As far as "why wasn't Guitar Hero art" goes, I don't know that Ebert would have maintained that stance after he had been moved revise his opinion by his experience with Beatles Rock Band.

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    44. Re: Poor business by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      Well said. Thanks.

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    45. Re:Poor business by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

      Based on the definition of art; the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power; I would say that any game is art if the game-play, story, or even background is appreciated for emotional power. As you pointed out, Ebert applies his own, narrower definition. Since he is not engaged by the power of games (until he actually, you know, plays them) he does not consider them art. I do. From my view, Ebert made far more pretentious statements than deep nuggets of wisdom. I, however, am not inclined to perform a count.

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    46. Re: Poor business by jedidiah · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Pride is better than apathy, narcissism and nihilism. Pride in something can inspire you to do what is necessary to maintain and protect it. This includes giving your time an money to things that America-hating liberals claim to value.

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    47. Re:Poor business by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I think that sometimes Ebert had a bit of a blind spot with video games (but in his defense, there are very very VERY few video games where I think the quality of the writing and characters is better than your average movie), but overall, he's the best movie review writer I've ever read.

    48. Re:Poor business by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Of course this shows another important point with reviewers: it's important to read the actual review rather than just the star rating

      Roger was also honest about the limitations of the star rating system he used, explicitly that they were really only supposed to be compared to movies from similar genres and styles. So a 3.5 star movie is not necessarily a "better movie" than a 3 star movie. It depends on what the filmmakers were going for, how successful and/or imaginative they were at it, and how did it compare to movies which aimed to create something similar.

    49. Re:Poor business by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      While I rather liked them, I could totally see why they wouldn't work well at all for a lot of people.

    50. Re:Poor business by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Rotten Tomatoes has two aggregate scores. It has an aggregate critic score, which was 27% for Dawn of Justice, and an aggregate audience score which was 63%.

      I'll usually trust a critic score over an audience score. The critic score has its biases, but they're a lot less biased than the audience score. IE, the people who went to see Batman v Superman are far more likely to be predisposed to like such a movie than a random sampling of the population, or a random sampling of moviegoers.

      It's gotten bad enough where the exit poll of the movie Business, Cinemascore, has an A-F grade. A means a great movie, A- means an ok one, and if you get into the low Bs, you've got a potential bomb on your hands.

    51. Re: Poor business by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I almost never look at reviews, and never base a movie decision on them. But i figured I would like to participate in this experiment. So I just went and looked up one of my favorite movies, Josie and the Pussycats. It has a critics score of 53%, and user score of 51%. The critic blurb says this gem:

      Critics Consensus: This live-action update of Josie and the Pussycats offers up bubbly, fluffy fun, but the constant appearance of product placements seems rather hypocritical.

      Talk about whooooosh. Might as well say that Austin Powers is full of cliches.

      So, I'm glad I don't put power in reviews.

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    52. Re: Poor business by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I knew someone (younger guy) who was a movie critic. He basically said the same thing once. I tried to not rate along that theme, but knew that he did anyway.

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    53. Re: Poor business by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      He was not at all fair to animation either. He just didn't seem to know what to do with it.

      Right, that's why he liked Miyazaki so much. Wait...something's not right. Oh! It's you.

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    54. Re:Poor business by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      Ebert's main argument was that video games aren't art because art is a thing you do and show others.

      Right.

      He essentially claims anything that doesn't play out exactly the same for everyone who observes it is not an artistic expression.

      Not right, and irrelevant after he revised his opinion after his experience with Beatles Rock Band.

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    55. Re:Poor business by swillden · · Score: 1

      The problem is that any given reviewer wont "mesh" with what *YOU* like. Or what *I* like.

      True.

      OTOH, I find that the aggregate consensus of several hundred reviewers actually gives me a really good idea of how good a movie is. That's not the same as saying it's a good indicator of what I'll like; there are some crappy movies that I like quite a lot. But if a film gets an 80% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and it has a significant number of reviews (obscure films sometimes don't), I can be pretty much guaranteed that it will not be a waste of my time. Perhaps it won't become a favorite, but it will be reasonably well-written, well-acted, etc. In other words, it won't suck.

      I do occasionally see movies with low ratings, but only when there's some other factor motivating me -- and I often walk out disappointed. I also occasionally see movies that I have no real interest in, but have high ratings (and which my wife wants to see) -- and I nearly always enjoy them anyway. There are exceptions both ways, but the RT rating is generally an excellent guide.

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    56. Re: Poor business by koomba · · Score: 1

      Man it sure is difficult to defeat ridiculous strawman arguments, very impressive. The vast majority of people aren't saying it's inherently wrong to feel proud of the US. I think the point is more that it's okay, and even necessary, to acknowledge and attempt to change historical and current flaws, problems, etc of America. So many people like you frame it in this ridiculous false dichotomy that you're either a chest pounding, USA USA chanting, fanatical patriot, or you're a filthy self hating liberal who hates their own country. The reality is much different, beyond the small number of radicals on both ends.

    57. Re:Poor business by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      What you describe is the rational for the "Audience" score part of Rotten Tomatoes. It is assumed that people that like Superhero movies are more likely to see a Superhero movie, particularly early enough to rate it.

      Otherwise there is no little reason to accept random people's review of a movie when the critics review is available (with the exception that proves the rule of movie that targets critics, i.e. that piece of crap "Hail Caeser" which was entirely devoted to in jokes about 1950's movies, hence the movie obsessed critics thought it was hilllarious while the rest of us said eh).

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    58. Re:Poor business by DrXym · · Score: 1

      This isn't random idiots rating a movie a la Google Store apps. It's professional movie critics. The score is a fair representation of critical consensus.

  3. Can't see the forest for all the trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem isn't the review aggregators; it's the constant stream of bad movies.

    1. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by Junta · · Score: 1

      While true, there is something to be said that review sites gathering *all* opinions and presenting a single metric for all users of all preferences to see obliterates some depth. People who know will go and read more thoughtful reviews of course.

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    2. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, please no more comic-based movies, especially not in Sci-Fi. There must be many thousands of awesome scripts and novels that could be adopted for the big screen, and all Hollywood can do is dust of the most obscure old comic books for inspiration? And why all these endless action scenes in the end? Does Hollywood really think people like them? We go to the movies despite the needless action, not because of it!

      Make an intelligent Sci-Fi movie not based on a comic, and you'll also get good reviews, and stop compartmentalizing your productions into either action or intelligent, because these categories are not mutually exclusive!

    3. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's especially delightful when the guy who made Batman v. Superman is complaining about rotten tomatoes doing exactly the right thing for the right reasons. I have had the displeasure of seeing this on HBO, I really think if anything Rotten Tomatoes made this appear better than it was. 27% is optimistic, I'm not sure what kind of people are in that 27%, but I don't see them as especially discerning critics. Absolutely nothing about that movie made sense, the story was incoherent, the acting was terrible, even the special effects/whizbang shit wasn't as good as some other movies.

      Batman v. Superman is perhaps the destruction of their business.

    4. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem isn't the review aggregators; it's the constant stream of bad movies.

      Yeah translation: More people would have seen our film if they didn't know it was garbage.

    5. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1, Interesting

      By your standard, The Fifth Element should never have been made.

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    6. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      But if he weren't dense, how could we then understand the true superior Character in the movie? You Know, The woman, who was better than both men!

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    7. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      The Fifth Element had very little action by today's standards. There was really only the one big fight scene.

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    8. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      While I agree that there should be more intelligent movies and in particular Sci-Fi; the problem is that a large part of the population prefers ignorance. Hence they are only serving what the market wants. Then they complain that the market doesn't want it and movie attendance is down because the ignorant poor slobs can't pay high enough prices for tickets so that movie executives can afford more blow and hookers.

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    9. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I'd say the usefulness of aggregators lies in the extremes - if the aggregate score is 80-90%, that's a remarkably wide range of people saying it was good, so clearly it has a broad based appeal and you'll likely enjoy it too. Similarly, if something is ranked at 10-20%, that's a remarkable consensus that it's bad.

      The more midrange scores though - that's where things get murky, likely lots of conflicting opinions, so you have to venture further afield to figure out where our own tastes are likely to lie.

      There's another way of looking at it though - if you assume most people are initially interested in a movie because of the previews, then even the horribly crude rankings of an aggregator could tell you one important detail: how well does the movie deliver on the promises of the preview? If the preview accurately captures the essence of the movie, then most people who were attracted by the preview are liable to like it. If not... well then the popular review is likely going to be bad unless the movie really managed to do something else *really* well.

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    10. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 2

      "It was an ambush."

    11. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Batman vs Superman was an okay one time movie, not worth the popcorn and soda that a theater experience requires, but watchable one time movie, just to see WonderWoman and Aquaman.

      Certain actors shouldn't fill certain roles. It would have been much better to find an unknown to play Batman than put Ben Affleck in that role. He doesn't have the ability to pull it off. Being behind the mask, requires greater acting ability than normal, because you have to convey more with movement. It doesn't work for Ben as Batman. Though He works in "The Accountant" because his acting ability is fairly wooden, like the character, it works.

      Henry Cavill sort of works for Superman, mainly because he "looks" the part.

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    12. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      By your standard, The Fifth Element should never have been made.

      I dunno, I haven't watched the first four.

    13. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by mattyj · · Score: 1

      But people need to judge garbage on it's own merit!

    14. Re: Can't see the forest for all the trees by oobayly · · Score: 1

      Am i missing something - how would that mean the fifth element wouldn't have been made?

    15. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      While true, there is something to be said that review sites gathering *all* opinions and presenting a single metric for all users of all preferences to see obliterates some depth. People who know will go and read more thoughtful reviews of course.

      And it's really, really easy to see if one of the reviewers you know does good in-depth reviews has written a review for that movie (yet) by visiting a site like Rotten Tomatoes--or find out if anybody has done a good in-depth review, if you're not particularly picky about who did it. It can also quickly give you a sense of if your usual reviewer is just plain Weird about this movie (maybe just hates the genre with the passion of a thousand burning suns?) or if no, even the reviewers who are normally suckers for this type of movie hate it.

      When that latter happens? Well, it's safe to assume that it's a bad movie, so all that's left is figuring out if it's bad like Plan 9 or bad like The Star Wars Christmas Special...

    16. Re:Can't see the forest for all the trees by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      While I agree that there should be more intelligent movies and in particular Sci-Fi; the problem is that a large part of the population prefers ignorance. Hence they are only serving what the market wants. Then they complain that the market doesn't want it and movie attendance is down because the ignorant poor slobs can't pay high enough prices for tickets so that movie executives can afford more blow and hookers.

      If it's what the market wants, the audience would turn up. The problem is that they choose to assume the audience 'prefers ignorance,' so they make it even dumber than it has to be for them to understand it because they assume that they're the brightest people in the room. The minor fact that blow and its kin tend to not be good for your mental abilities is probably a bit complex for them.

      The ticket prices are actually pretty much in line with what they were decades ago--which should tell you a lot about how much a dollar's worth now vs then.

  4. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The destruction of the business is more likely due to Hollywood's seeming inability to produce an original idea.

    1. Re:Or... by omnichad · · Score: 4, Informative

      They're able to - they just don't want the risk. Rebooting old movies from the 80's or making yet another sequel is safe - even if it's terrible people will buy tickets (unless they're warned in advance by terrible reviews).

      Turns out, it's not safe to make garbage and expect to turn a profit.

    2. Re: Or... by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 1

      The alternative hypothesis is that Rotten Tomatoes is encouraging Hollywood to produce reboots and sequels. By aggregating reviews, Rotton Tomatoes rewards movies that appeal to the broadest cross section of society and, unfortunately, remaking a successful hit is a safe bet. I agree with his point that the Rotten Tomatoes effect is driving away the population of people who would otherwise like the movie.

    3. Re: Or... by Desler · · Score: 1

      Boohoo. Then make better movies. It's not other people's fault for expressing their opinion in public.

    4. Re: Or... by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 2

      I don't see this at all. RT has high scores on some pretty obscure, niche movies; they seem to like arty, symbolic, deep, foreign, etc.. It seems to me that if you have broad cross section, anodyne, bland movie, it will get 60 or 70%. The reviewers will say 'meh' to it, and you'll think 'It will be fine'. It takes a pretty bad movie to get a low score. However, it takes a pretty good movie to get a high score. Mass-market stuff gets a medium score. It seems (to me) to do its job really well.

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    5. Re:Or... by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      There are people who want to make movies with original ideas. But this involves some amount of risk. So Hollywood won't make it. If you want original ideas, sometimes you find them in independent films. Occasionally one of those makes it big. Sort of like how some musicians can make it without traditional record labels.

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    6. Re:Or... by mellon · · Score: 2

      Right. What we want is for it to be riskier to make repetitive schlock than to innovate. Rotten Tomatoes is helping to achieve that goal. Bully for them!

    7. Re: Or... by Immerman · · Score: 1

      But how many people use Rotten Tomatoes to decide what they might be interested in watching in the first place? It seems much more likely that it's the previews that catch people's interest and then RT lets them know if the movie managed to appeal to the same people as the previews.

      I mean there's plenty of abysmal movies with lots of great explosions and fight scenes (looking at you Michael Bay), whose previews don't really promise anything else. And they generally get good popular reviews for the simple reason that they deliver what's promised. Their critic reviews are often terrible, but that's to be expected - they're terrible movies seen through the eyes of someone who watched them in order to write a review, rather than because he preview led them to believe they'd like it.

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    8. Re: Or... by larryjoe · · Score: 1

      I don't see this at all. RT has high scores on some pretty obscure, niche movies; they seem to like arty, symbolic, deep, foreign, etc.

      What we really need pretty much for all review sites is a Netflix-like algorithm to sub-aggregate the reviews of people who are "similar" to the reader. The reader can do this manually by reading through a small sample of the total set of reviews, but that method is tedious and very dependent on sampling with small sample sizes. It would be great to have an algorithm to match up the reviews from like-minded reviewers based on inspection of past reviews from the reader and the total set of reviewers.

  5. Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by halivar · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Their curated list of critics simply don't like the same movies I do. Therefore there is little to no correlation between my enjoyment of a film and its RT freshness. It's also setting expectations. People went into BvS expecting a terrible movie. If you look for a terrible movie, you will find it.

    1. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      No, but when I am walking by a Redbox in the grocery store and a title and "cover image" intrigue me, Rotten Tomatoes or whatever else Google brings up for a voice search on the movie title is a lot better gauge of whether or not this thing is worth $3 and 2 hours of my time. The self-promotional synopses are practically useless for judging the quality of entertainment they are describing.

    2. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      That is possible, you might have extremely bad taste in movies. You can also use the "Audience Liked" score instead. Usually if both scores are low the movie is really really bad. Or if both a high, the movie is usually good.

    3. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by mellon · · Score: 1

      How was it not going to be a terrible movie? Puhleez. I didn't need a Rotten Tomato review to stay away—I stayed away because the very concept was not only offensive but also stupid. Okay, great, making some comic book movies was cool. But at this point it's just gratuitous. There's a reason why comic books work, and there's a reason why comic books as movies is wearing thin. You can't get much story into three acts.

    4. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by peragrin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bateman vs super man was a mediocre movie at best. The problem is these are big characters and you had no backstory for. 2 out of 3 main characters were new. If they had done a Bateman movie alone with Ben affalac (?) and had the ending, a cut scene etc tie it into Bateman vs super man it would have been a much better movie. Bonus you could also tie in sucide squad members being arrested after a confrontation with Batman.

      It took Marvel a couple of tries to realize that. Now people look for cutscenes for the next marvel movie.

      If you go back to 2007 and iron man and play the movies and tv shows in order you get a mostly consistent plot.

      Batman vs super man is taking the plot of avengers 2 with out the character building arcs to make you care.

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    5. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by ophix · · Score: 4, Funny

      I went in expecting a terrible movie and was pleasantly surprised to find it was a mediocre movie. I still think it deserves the poor RT rating though

    6. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by omnichad · · Score: 2

      A glance at the RT score tells a lot more than just the ranking. Especially if you compare the critic score to the audience score and how far apart they are. But I usually pop in further to read a few critic and audience review snippets. From that I can usually tell what the movie is worth. I used to watch trailers, but they spoil too much of the movie these days (or make the movie look better than it is).

      I do the same when looking for a restaurant - find a negative review and they'll tell you everything good about the place that they don't understand.

    7. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by MedHead · · Score: 1

      That‘s too bad—you are missing out on the use of quite a valuable tool. I have been saved a lot of money and time by using RottenTomatoes because my preferences almost always align with those of the movie critics. (Batman V Superman was one such avoided disaster.)

    8. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Hence the users ratings. It's important to check those as much as it is the critical reviews.

    9. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      There does need to be a modifier for action movies and probably some other genres of movies.

      I mean, "Debbie does Dallas" has far worse acting and plot than anything in superman vs batman I'm sure, but I don't hear whining about DDD. Why do people accept you watch one entirely for the "action" and shitty quality otherwise is okay but not the other?

    10. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by plover · · Score: 1

      I do the same when looking for a restaurant - find a negative review and they'll tell you everything good about the place that they don't understand.

      This. I use this same strategy when evaluating any product. Read a few good reviews, sure, but I need to read a few of the top negative reviews to figure out if the product actually has weaknesses that matter to me, or if it's just been purchased by a few users with unrealistic expectations.

      The good thing about negative reviews is they usually aren't placed there by the business or by a sock puppet/SEO, so the dishonest reviews are at least more transparent. If some jerk with a grudge posts a 1 star review, they'll often include a whole sob story about how this company was unfair to them because they didn't immediately replace the broken thing the user dropped on a concrete floor.

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    11. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bateman vs super man was a mediocre movie at best.

      I would pay good money to see Jason Bateman versus Superman. Should there be an Arrested Development tie-in?

      If they had done a Bateman movie alone with Ben affalac

      I didn't know the duck's name was Ben. But if AFLAC reconciled with Gilbert Gottfried and got him to do the voice, I would be waiting in line to see that one as well.

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    12. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      Therefore there is little to no correlation between my enjoyment of a film and its RT freshness.

      There is a definite correlation for me, but it happens to be inverse. If something scores high on there there is a pretty good chance I'll hate it.

    13. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Their curated list of critics simply don't like the same movies I do. Therefore there is little to no correlation between my enjoyment of a film and its RT freshness. It's also setting expectations. People went into BvS expecting a terrible movie. If you look for a terrible movie, you will find it.

      Then don't bother with reading RT reviews. I don't use it much but generally if I do look for similar movies to se how they tend to rate them and then take their ratings with a grain of salt. Hollywood doesn't like people saying their babies are ugly and want to go back to having to only please a few and build a relationship with to get decent reviews.

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    14. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by aicrules · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you're looking for Hancock

    15. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Well, the other big problem with the Batman and Superman characters in that movie was all the murder. Snyder really gets why people like Batman...the way he indiscriminately murders all the criminals, and same as in Man of Steel, the way in which Superman gives absolutely zero fucks about murdering lots of people while pursuing his own political agenda. Lots and lots of murder.

      I think Zack Snyder is some kind of sociopath. He made 300, and Watchmen, and those were great. Looked amazing. Probably because they were based on graphic novels and so all he had to do was follow the storyboard frame for frame, and he knows how to put together a scene. But then I saw "Sucker Punch" thinking "Oh, it's a Zack Snyder movie, this should be great!" And it turns out Snyder's idea of men and women is that all men are horrific rapists and that "strong women" are...delusional whores who use their sex holes to murder them or something? It was awful. After that my friends banned me from choosing the film on movie night.

      And then Man of Steel and BvS, with Superman murdering everyone and not giving a shit about any of the innocent people getting hurt. If you give Snyder a storyboard with real characters already in them he'll make an amazing looking movie, but if he actually has to understand how people think and interact...no .There's something wrong with Snyder.

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    16. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This. I use this same strategy when evaluating any product. Read a few good reviews, sure, but I need to read a few of the top negative reviews to figure out if the product actually has weaknesses that matter to me, or if it's just been purchased by a few users with unrealistic expectations.

      Take car tires, for example. Every brand and model will have at least one review complaining about it not doing well on ice. It doesn't occur to these people that no tire without studs on it is going to "perform well" on ice , any high-traction tire is still going to have slippage if the road is entirely coated with ice.

    17. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by Immerman · · Score: 1

      >Plus, I use Linux so my time is already worth nothing.

      I know it can be hard to adjust, but just because you would have been flushing all that time down the toilet dealing with Windows problems doesn't mean it's worthless. It just means that Windows was a terribly abusive partner. Go, take your newfound free time and learn to live again!

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    18. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by rijrunner · · Score: 1

      If you want to deconstruct the superhero genre, you should at earn the right by constructing it first..

    19. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I think it is expectations one has going in. I like to point out to movie snobs that I did like "The Expendables" mostly to irritate them. The reason I liked it was that that it delivered on my expectations. Sometimes it is fun to go watch about an hour and a half of pure brain melt. I wanted to see explosions senseless action, some good one liners, and expected a plot about as deep as my kids' wading pool. It delivered. That said I thought Jurassic Park 3 was terrible but because it didn't deliver on what I wanted. I knew it was going to suck, but all the previews and what not indicated I might actually get to see some CGI dinos getting blown away. Well the plot sucked but I held out hope and even the ending with the marines on the hover craft looked like it might deliver but alas I was let down. If I am expecting Shakespeare you had better deliver. Although Shakespeare isn't as haughty as most people believe it to be, especially with lines like this "He ploughed her, and she cropp'd.".

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    20. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by sjames · · Score: 1

      The trailers for comedies are great! They tend to have every last actually funny bit of the movie condensed into 5 minutes or less. Just watch those and skip the movie.

    21. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The problem is these are big characters and you had no backstory for. 2 out of 3 main characters were new.

      Not at all. The problem was that the movie made absolutely zero sense. The artificial disagreement between batman and superman is not only weak, but it's out of character. Stopping mid fight because someone says a name is weak and out of character. There were many ways this movie could have been over much earlier. The fight scenes were full of shaky garbage and you couldn't actually see who was hitting who. The plot relied heavily on a whole string of co-incidents that supposedly Lex Luther set up despite being less deterministic than the plot of the butterfly effect.

      If they had done a Bateman movie alone with Ben affalac (?) and had the ending, a cut scene etc tie it into Bateman vs super man it would have been a much better movie.

      Backstory does not fix a horrible plot, nonsensical screen writing, or poor directing.

    22. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by Widowwolf · · Score: 2

      Because with DDD at least you get a money shot

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    23. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by Danathar · · Score: 1

      The BEST part of that movie was the background music that played when they shifted focus to Wonder Woman.....

    24. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      As for Rotten Tomatos I find that their average rarely coincides with my tastes anyway, I've realized that when using Vudu and noticing that I've enjoyed a lot of movies that had a poor Tomatoes score yet a rather good Vudu user score (the interface shows both scores when looking at the movie info.)

      I've found that Criticker ( https://www.criticker.com/ ) is a lot closer to my ratings, because they adjust the ratings I see based on how I rated similar movies.

      It's gotten fantastically close after I rated ~20 movies there.

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    25. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by swb · · Score: 1

      It's the "list of critics" that I kind of have problems with. You see a RT score, but which set of critics does it account for?

      When I've looked at the site (which I only have a few times), the "critics" are a laundry list of names and often web-based publications I've never heard of. I don't doubt that many may have interesting critical viewpoints, but I'd kind of like some sort of filtering mechanism to tell me who's a valid critic and who's just a crank like me with opinions.

    26. Re:Rotten Tomatoes is getting self-important by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      There's some movies out there where the trailer is nearly the complete story, told better--I don't remember any examples because, well, three guesses about how memorable a movie is when it's functionally the trailer with the ending added and padded out to run around two hours. After a few rounds I just took it as a bad sign for the movie when the trailer gave me the feeling it was one of these.

  6. EULA by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps there needs to be an End User License Agreement for movies that bars unfavorable reviews. **ducks**

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    1. Re:EULA by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe snuck in with the previews? "By continuing to watch this, all viewers agree to give this movie perfect reviews. If you disagree, please forfeit your ticket purchase now."

      In a related story, Consumer Reports just labelled the car I'm selling, "unsafe at any speed." Obviously, my next step is to sue Consumer Reports so that I can improve the safety of my cars.

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    2. Re:EULA by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      As far as investments go, Movies are the most riskiest. Then comes New oil drilling. Everything else is a far 3rd place. The producers problem is that Rotten Tomatoes was not alone in its critique. 'B' movies are 'B' movies for a reason.

    3. Re:EULA by orgelspieler · · Score: 2

      Consumer Reports clearly forgot that 0 mph is a speed.

    4. Re:EULA by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

      The ejection seat occasionally fires while the car is stopped. Admittedly, it was a questionable design choice.

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    5. Re:EULA by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      Consumer Reports clearly forgot that 0 mph is a speed.

      Pesky Theory of Relativity called, want's their "other car was moving" frame shift back.

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  7. This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Producers of shitty movies don't like Public to know their movies are shit, prior to paying them

    1. Re:This just in by rl117 · · Score: 2

      Kung Fury review and movie. If a single person with a small budget from Kickstarter can do that, then Hollywood should be orders of magnitude better. As it is, I found this more entertaining than the latest Iron Man or other Marvel stuff. I may just have questionable taste, but while this is a cheap and cheesy feature, it also quite clever--the whole thing is a parody of movie tropes, doesn't take itself seriously, and ticks a large number of boxes.

    2. Re:This just in by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Expectations. It looks like a silly dumb fun movie. I still want to see it and everything I have read from those who have seems to indicate it will deliver on those expectations.

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  8. "our business" by Kwirl · · Score: 2

    Is the operative term. If your business is crappy movies, then absolutely is rotten tomatoes ending you and rightfully so. Anyone making good movies has absolutely no problems with aggregated reviewing.

    1. Re:"our business" by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      The movie made $850 million. The fact is that the type of people that go see superheroes movies don't care about quality. I'm not sure what they are looking for in a movie. Why do adults see these type of movies? Mystifying. Someone should explain the appeal.

    2. Re:"our business" by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you think console/PC games aren't "adult enough" either?

      Some people like what you don't like, man/woman - not everyone is looking for their entertainment to be SERIOUS BUSINESS/based on something super obscure/etc.

      There's really not much other way to explain it.

  9. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It could be the fact the movie sucked.

  10. Martha is the problem not RT by GeoDirk · · Score: 1



    Batman: [suffocating Superman with his foot on his throat] You were never a god. You were never even a man!

    Superman: [hardly breathing] You're letting them kill Martha...

    Batman: What does that mean? Why did you say that name?

    Superman: Find him... Save Martha...

    Batman: Why did you say that name? Martha? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

    Lois Lane: [enters running] It's his mother's name! It's his mother's name.

    1. Re:Martha is the problem not RT by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      "Our moms have the same names and now we are best friends."

      Fuck Zack Snyder.

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  11. Yes, you entitled fuck, it is the destruction... by mellon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...of your abusive business model, where you make shit films, charge too much for them, trick people into going with clever advertising, and then get laws passed that criminalize format-shifting because you're so afraid that a tiny bit of revenue will slip through your greedy fingers. Even Hollywood accounting can't win in a free market. Man, that really sucks. Your life is so hard.

  12. No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by ka9dgx · · Score: 4, Informative

    I watched the movie in question online a few weeks ago, I got bored and skipped an hour in the middle, and honestly don't think I missed anything important. I can't possibly imagine having to wait though the ever so slow plot line in a movie theater with no other distractions available.

    1. Re:No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did not watch myself. No need the concept is stupid on its face. Either super wild liberties would have to be taken with cannon, at which point its not the same story any more an using the existing character names and treating their elements as a grab bag is just lazy writing or Batman was going to have to use some device based on Kryptonite to be competitive with the S. Super boring and super predictable just like all DC's shitty Justice League stuff.

      It all gets a pass because Batman comics were inventive and cool, Superman comics told a story the public needed to hear at a certain time and will always be loved.

      Puting the two together though is just silly. Superman is for all intents and purposes a god. While not wholly omnipotent, he is so far above man that he can freely toss our greatest war machines around like children's toys and even slow the spin of earth altering time. Batman simply isn't in his league. Additionally Superman's original character was almost Christ like in his unfailing sense of justice and strength of character regarding doing the right thing. The Superman of the early comics would never have agreed to even associate with the Bat, so okay we have some conflict but we know who should prevail; Batman is going to have to come around to the S in terms of how they resolve any external conflict.

      There just isn't any story there. The only reason those comics get read and the only reason that movie got watched all is the audience is hopelessly uncritical. They love the characters so much they will watch or read anything with them no matter how strained the story surrounding them is. Personally I love both Batman and Superman to much to allow these dumb mashups to ruin them both for me.

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    2. Re:No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      You missed all the critical developments. Like how Lex Luther knew how to do a whole lot of things that would cause a completely unpredictable yet predetermined outcome to further the plot in ways that didn't make sense culminating in a fight scene that was unwatchable.

    3. Re:No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      Puting the two together though is just silly. ... The Superman of the early comics would never have agreed to even associate with the Bat, so okay we have some conflict but we know who should prevail; Batman is going to have to come around to the S in terms of how they resolve any external conflict.

      If you haven't, please borrow a friend's copies of the DC animated universe, starting with the Superman episode "World's Finest" if you don't want to watch everything. Batman and Superman have a rocky start, and even through Justice League, Batman's tactics rub Superman the wrong way. DC's animation folks consistently have good plots, story arcs, and character development. Their live-action movies and television series are rife with writers and producers wanting to make their own mark with the stories thus making a mess of them, or feeling they need to fit "modern sensibilities" of a television program (monster of the week drama + lover of the week drama).

    4. Re: No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by whopis · · Score: 1

      When I rank which parts of that movie to skip, i would say the middle hour comes in second most important to skip. The part before the middle hour being first and the part after it being third.

    5. Re:No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by mattyj · · Score: 1

      The only thing that Batman v Superman did for me was make me really look forward to Wonder Woman.

    6. Re:No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Did not watch myself. No need the concept is stupid on its face.

      This is quite ironic, since this:

      Puting the two together though is just silly. Superman is for all intents and purposes a god. While not wholly omnipotent, he is so far above man that he can freely toss our greatest war machines around like children's toys and even slow the spin of earth altering time. Batman simply isn't in his league. Additionally Superman's original character was almost Christ like in his unfailing sense of justice and strength of character regarding doing the right thing. The Superman of the early comics would never have agreed to even associate with the Bat, ...

      ...was essentially the exact set of issues the movie you proudly didn't watch was addressing.

      (Full disclosure: I'm one of the weird 27% who actually liked it)

    7. Re:No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by antdude · · Score: 1

      I noticed I get impatient so I use skip/fast forward in the stuff I watch. I wished I could do that in theaters including rewinding, pause, etc.

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    8. Re:No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by catprog · · Score: 1

      He did not alter the spin of Earth.

      He went back in time and took the camera with him as he did so.

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    9. Re:No, it's the hour in the middle you can skip by catprog · · Score: 1

      Why?

      The film is inside the camera going back in time.

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  13. Simple solution: Stop making movies that suck! by dmgxmichael · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

  14. I know that I'm atypical here... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    .... but I was one of the people who actually liked the movie.

    Was it the best thing I've ever seen? No... but I certainly didn't regret spending my money on it either. It was some 2 and a half hours or so of escapism, and I enjoyed it on that level.

    1. Re:I know that I'm atypical here... by orlanz · · Score: 1

      Same here. I quite enjoyed the movie. It did a better job showing a calculating dark batman and a morally struggling superman of the old days (like WWII) than any movie in the past 2 decades. Not an amazing movie with WW, Lois, and Luther being flat plug in characters; but good enough overall.

      Having said that, the director needs to grow up. If RT is having that much of an impact on Hollywood, then that points to more about how little faith people have of professional movie critics. These days, I think pretty much everyone has gotten on to the game that Critics & Awards are just a different department within Hollywood Inc. There is no trust, nor is one worked on to built up. Critics & Awards used to have prestige and a "trusted" name or brand. Now they are ignored by everyone outside Hollywood Inc. Same is happening in the Gaming industry.

      And if RT is hurting sales, GREAT, maybe just maybe we will start getting some good movies rather than reruns. More likely, Hollywood will get rid of critics to save money, game RT, and/or whine like the above.

    2. Re:I know that I'm atypical here... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      It did a better job showing a calculating dark batman

      No, the Dark Knight series showed a calculating dark batman. Batman vs. Superman show's Frank Miller's "Punisher with a cape" Batman. I can accept that it's a different take on the character, but my dad was totally put off the movie by this.

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    3. Re: I know that I'm atypical here... by orlanz · · Score: 1

      I felt there was nothing really memorable about the character Batman or Bruce Wayne in Dark Knight. The entire movie rode on the brilliance of the Joker character. 2 Face was also well introduced and developed but was mostly overshadowed by the Joker. Should have been a separate movie. Ras al Ghul should have been in a later movie but very well plugged in for defining the Batman.

      In all, Batman came off as a rich boy with many toys, overly attached to the city/Harvey, too gulliable, and was always 1-2 steps behind his foes. All his actions and decisions were reactive. This is perfectly fine for a Batman in the making or maturing; which is why these movies were awesome (I haven't seen Rises). But far from the fully grown, calculating, pessimistic, plans within plans, physically sacrificing, get it done anyway possible - Batman.

    4. Re:I know that I'm atypical here... by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      It did a better job showing a calculating dark batman

      No, the Dark Knight series showed a calculating dark batman. Batman vs. Superman show's Frank Miller's "Punisher with a cape" Batman. I can accept that it's a different take on the character, but my dad was totally put off the movie by this.

      It's funny to me that when you use the phrase "The Dark Knight Series", you're not talking about Frank Miller's comics. Get off my lawn.

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  15. they should sue the movie theaters for having high by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    they should sue the movie theaters for having high pop and popcorn prices / not being byob as that makes people less likely to go to them.

  16. Shoot the messenger by neilo_1701D · · Score: 1

    If Hollywood was creating a stream of innovative, original movies that might only appeal to a percentage of the viewing audience, his argument might have some merit. But when the Hollywood model is sequel after sequel with the odd reboot thrown in so we can make more sequels, I want to know if a movie is crap.

    I can remember CHiPs when it first screened on TV. Couldn't tell you any storylines, but I'm pretty certain it was nothing like the drek I'm seeing advertised now. I don't need to see a Rotten Tomatoes score to avoid that one, but I'll be interested to see how low it can go!

    To me, Ratner complaining about Rotten Tomatoes warning me away from his film is kind of like the pregnancy test kit manufacturers complaining about Australia's TGA (Therapeutic Good Administration; kind of like the FDA) warning that stick pregnancy test kit's don't work (as happened recently). Instead of railing against web sites that inform consumers about the quality of his product, Ratner might be better served if he made a better product.

    You know, kind of like how the free market generally works.

    1. Re:Shoot the messenger by omnichad · · Score: 1

      If Hollywood was creating a stream of innovative, original movies that might only appeal to a percentage of the viewing audience

      This is exactly why Netflix is winning right now. Hollywood wants to appeal to the widest audience at all costs - this is the same thing that almost completely killed the music industry. More movies, more genres, lower budgets - they'd make a killing.

  17. The Lemming Society is pathetic. by geekmux · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I find humans being utterly reliant upon reviews for every fucking thing in their life completely pathetic. Can't even drink a cup of coffee or eat a pizza without asking a panel of five-star rated liars. Ever heard of product satisfaction being subjective?

    Use your own brain for once and make your own judgements. Live a little. Good or bad, it is satisfying knowing at the end of the day the decisions you made were yours, and not made based on sponsored bullshit.

    1. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by jareth-0205 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I find humans being utterly reliant upon reviews for every fucking thing in their life completely pathetic. Can't even drink a cup of coffee or eat a pizza without asking a panel of five-star rated liars. Ever heard of product satisfaction being subjective?

      Use your own brain for once and make your own judgements. Live a little. Good or bad, it is satisfying knowing at the end of the day the decisions you made were yours, and not made based on sponsored bullshit.

      Or, you have limited time and resources, try to spend it wisely. I see about 6 films a year, and I would prefer them not to be terrible if possible. Why would you *not* use the resources available to you to pick well?

    2. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      You get five stars for being over-the-top judgmental and insulting -- apparently that's a requirement on the Internet -- but unless you have the time and money to see every movie, try every restaurant, etc, then you have to decide which ones to try and which to avoid based on something. What you're advocating is either making random decisions (which can be fun occasionally but also leads to wasting a lot of time and money suffering through crap), or making decisions based on other, less relevant criteria (such as which movie has the most competent advertising team, or which restaurant happens to be located in front of your eyeballs when your stomach rumbles).

      If you want to make your decisions based on subconscious reasoning that you don't even understand yourself, go ahead, but don't blame others for trying to make an informed decision.

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    3. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      If movies were more reasonably priced this might make sense.....

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    4. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I find humans being utterly reliant upon reviews for every fucking thing in their life completely pathetic.

      Getting opinions of people when you're stepping into the unknown is not pathetic, it's just common frigging sense. Those reviews for pizzas aren't so locals can masturbate over them, they are for people who have never been there before don't know the town, city or even country, and who want to know if they are going to get screwed or not.

      Ever heard of product satisfaction being subjective?

      Indeed. That's why people who agree with aggregate populations go to aggregate reviewers, people who agree with specific reviewers look up specific reviewers, and people who see themselves as different from people in general either avoid review sites, or sometimes sort them by 1 star ratings.

      Use your own brain for once and make your own judgements.

      Using brain is fine providing the process doesn't cost me an entire evening or a boatload of money.

      Speaking of:
      1.5 stars. GP wrote nothing of value because he didn't understand how reviews work. Would not read again.

    5. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure that people are only looking at star ratings. I play a lot of computer games. I usually get them from Steam or gog.com. Before purchasing a game, I always look for user reviews. But I always READ a few user reviews from people who liked the game and from people who didn't like the game. Like you said, product satisfaction is subjective, so I look at what people specifically liked and did not like about the game. If people liked things I care about and disliked things I don't care about, I'll buy the game if the price is right. I use the stars (or percentage who liked the game, in the case of Steam) as a general barometer of whether I should go to the step of reading reviews, but if the game is a genre I like and inexpensive or otherwise has a lot of things I normally like, I will read individual reviews even if people are overall giving the game a negative rating.

      tl;dr - Yes, basing your decisions completely off of star ratings is ridiculous. Which is why I don't think most people do only that. And why I think most people trust user reviews more than critics. Even on RottenTomatoes.

    6. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by el_smurfo · · Score: 1

      I always get the greatest value out of the 3 star reviews. 5 are shills and 1 usually bitching about irrelevant packaging or ship dates.

    7. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I find humans being utterly reliant upon reviews for every fucking thing in their life completely pathetic. Can't even drink a cup of coffee or eat a pizza without asking a panel of five-star rated liars. Ever heard of product satisfaction being subjective?

      Use your own brain for once and make your own judgements. Live a little. Good or bad, it is satisfying knowing at the end of the day the decisions you made were yours, and not made based on sponsored bullshit.

      Or, you have limited time and resources, try to spend it wisely. I see about 6 films a year, and I would prefer them not to be terrible if possible. Why would you *not* use the resources available to you to pick well?

      They only have themselves to blame. When I was growing up in the 90's the tag line "If you only see one movie this year" was so overused most of my generation think that it's far to ostentatious to see 2 films in any 12 month period.

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    8. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      You get five stars for being over-the-top judgmental and insulting -- apparently that's a requirement on the Internet -- but unless you have the time and money to see every movie, try every restaurant, etc, then you have to decide which ones to try and which to avoid based on something. What you're advocating is either making random decisions (which can be fun occasionally but also leads to wasting a lot of time and money suffering through crap), or making decisions based on other, less relevant criteria (such as which movie has the most competent advertising team, or which restaurant happens to be located in front of your eyeballs when your stomach rumbles).

      If you want to make your decisions based on subconscious reasoning that you don't even understand yourself, go ahead, but don't blame others for trying to make an informed decision.

      I don't blame others for making informed decisions. I stand in amazement at how they seemingly cannot make any decision without consulting someone else about it, which is my entire point.

      Humans were born gifted with intelligence and reason, and yet it is often manipulated in an instant with a dozen subjective or fake reviews. As I said before, there is satisfaction knowing you made a decision on your own. There's even satisfaction in having the fuck-it-go-for-it mentality every now and then.

      A cell signal. GPS. The internet. Take these services away from the average person today and see how quickly they become incapacitated, unable to communicate, navigate, or make a decision. Welcome to the Lemming Society.

    9. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      I find humans being utterly reliant upon reviews for every fucking thing in their life completely pathetic.

      Getting opinions of people when you're stepping into the unknown is not pathetic, it's just common frigging sense. Those reviews for pizzas aren't so locals can masturbate over them, they are for people who have never been there before don't know the town, city or even country, and who want to know if they are going to get screwed or not.

      Ever wonder how restaurants managed to survive and thrive before the internet came along? Or how anyone managed to find something exceptional to eat without a Michelin guide in their hand? Humans are gifted with five keen senses that also help make individual decisions that can often be the right one. Live a little. Lead, don't always look to follow.

      When it comes to any restaurant in domestic or foreign territory, it's rather easy to see if it's any good or not; they're open for business. Those that suck, aren't.

    10. Re:The Lemming Society is pathetic. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Or how anyone managed to find something exceptional to eat without a Michelin guide in their hand? Humans are gifted with five keen senses that also help make individual decisions that can often be the right one.

      Same way we do it on the internet: We sought information. We asked people. We took recommendations. Failing that we investigated, we inspected, and we made a decision. Sometimes when we wanted less risk we followed reputation (e.g. a go to a chain).

      The only things reviews do is reduce the amount of time the above takes by being able to use the experience of others as a guide.

      When it comes to any restaurant in domestic or foreign territory, it's rather easy to see if it's any good or not; they're open for business. Those that suck, aren't.

      Holy shit not only do you not know how reviews work but you've also clearly never travelled.
      Sorry to tell you mate, but there's a very VERY large number of restaurants which thrive on screwing over the customers, especially in places where business permits and names are easy to change, or in places where the customer base is very transient (e.g. You could poison every customer you ever had with your little dog stand outside Guangzhou Airport, and you'd still have the same daily number of customers as when you first opened).

      I'm just blown away that there are people in the world that think just because a business is open it must be good. You've blown me away. I need to go re-think everything I know about people now, and businesses too.

      Truly amazing.

      Amazing.

  18. Quit making crappy movies. by WCMI92 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's very simple. Stop remaking the same movies over and over. Come up with something NEW for once.

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    1. Re:Quit making crappy movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's crazy talk...

    2. Re:Quit making crappy movies. by indytx · · Score: 1

      It's very simple. Stop remaking the same movies over and over. Come up with something NEW for once.

      There's plenty of new stuff out there, just not coming out of Hollywood. Netflix has new series which are pretty good, and Amazon has some good shows that are only getting better. The Man in the High Castle is well done, and they have one of their one episode pilots based on The Book of Strange New Things which was an amazing book. The subscriptions services' business model is just different, because a LOT of money can be spent on a movie or a series without worrying about whether it the project generates profit. For Hollywood, each project has to stand alone, and the people putting up the money are risk averse.

      Irrespective of all of that, if Batman vs. Superman had been well written, none of this would matter. The original Ironman movie was incredibly well written and FUN, and the Marvel movies are usually FUN. Are the DC Comics movies FUN? What's the market for a dark, brooding movie with a crappy plot and dodgy acting about a world that cannot ever exist? Moreover, even if it were GOOD, movies have become so expensive that if you have kids you can't afford to go on a regular basis. Growing up, we saw more movies, but we had fewer other options. No DVDs or VCRs, no streaming, no INTERNET, no mobile phones. Even if movie prices are flat adjusted for inflation, peoples' incomes have been flat, adjusted for inflation, since the 1970s, and there are so many more THINGS which people spend money on.

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  19. Lol no by whoozwah · · Score: 2

    If anything is contributing to the destruction of the movie business its the people involved in making the shitty movies not the people who smartly avoid them or assist others in doing so.

  20. Maybe stop making crap movies? by cruff · · Score: 2

    I don't watch very many movies anymore, too many of them are just remakes of older movies or are just not interesting subject wise. Why do producers think that everyone will want to watch their particular piece of drivel?

  21. Mind Control by cecurry · · Score: 1

    The irony is that the film industry relies on massive amounts of funding to essentially brainwash people into seeing their movie through advertisements, commercials, and other mediums of swaying the public mind. So he's tacitly saying it's ok for THEM to sway you, but honest, objective sources of independent review are horrible, terrible concepts that interrupt their ability to mind control you.

    1. Re:Mind Control by careysub · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Also this jerk has more than a touch of RIAA/MPAA disease - the belief that society owes them arbitrarily large amounts of money regardless of their product, demand, or business model. $850 million makes him cry? It should of been a billion, no make that two billion! How dare people publicly express a negative opinion about my movie! There shouldn't be any source of negative reviews! Only positive reviews should ever be published! It is so unfair to me!

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  22. Crappy movie success plan: Trick people by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    The plan to be successful with a crappy movie. Trick people into going to see it. The people who really want to see it will go anyway. You need to trick people with flashy previews and actor interviews to get the rest of the people to go and be disappointed with the experience. Then you need to complain about them not liking it, to trick more people into watching.

  23. Here's an idea by DrXym · · Score: 2
    Stop making shit films and make good ones instead. Critics won't call you out for making shit films. Cinema goers will pay lots of money to see good films.

    Or continue to make shit films and then whine that people have the means to discover if a film is shit before wasting their money and time watching it.

  24. Re:Yes, you entitled fuck, it is the destruction.. by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Dammit, where are my mod points when I need them?! +1

  25. So if people don't think your movie is good by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    and other people can find out before giving you money, somehow that's wrong?

    Yeah you and every scammer who releases shitty products and wants to make a ton of money anyway.

    Maybe stop making tons of cheap shitty CG for everything and just hope to cash in.

  26. Hollywood is usually awful by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not safe to make garbage and expect to turn a profit.

    Exactly this. There are amazing numbers of untapped novels out there that would make wonderful movies.

    That the movie industry spends most of its effort ignoring this resource leaves me with absolutely no sympathy whatsoever for any whining I hear from them. Where's Neuromancer? Where's Tau Zero? Where's (any one of) the Bolo stories, or Galactic Odyssey? Pretty much anything Gene Wolfe ever wrote? Axis of Time series? Novik's Temeraire? I could on for days just in the areas of fantasy and SF. There are tons of untapped thrillers and etc. out there too; Lots of as-yet-to-be-mades (not to mention as-yet-to-be-made-wells) from Clancy, Clavell, etc.

    And then, when they commit crimes against art like create utter crap like "Soylent Green" out of really good books like "Make Room, Make Room"... then I'm glad they're not digging up good novels as sources. Let 'em make more formula superhero movies like the (utterly terrible) Batman vs. Superman we're talking about here. Keeps me from tearing my hair out.

    Honestly, if the movie industry died (which it shows no sign of, this buffoon's whining aside), I'd just read more books.

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    1. Re:Hollywood is usually awful by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Novik's Temeraire?

      Kids would love that shit. And there's already like seven books so they could milk it for a long time. That one seems like easy money to me. Not as big as Harry Potter but pretty damn big.

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    2. Re:Hollywood is usually awful by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I'm a Keith Laumer fan, but I have trouble imagining a Bolo story as an effective film. Most good robot films have robots that are in some measure humanoid (https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2015/11/the-100-greatest-movie-robots-of-all-time.html). A Bolo is essentially an intelligent tank, even the huge Continental Siege Units, and an essential part of the stories is what the Bolo is thinking. It would require a lot of voiceover narration to reveal the Bolo's motivation or explain the plot.

      I would dearly love to see the Bolo story "Final Mission" made into an effective and successful film; I just don't see how it can be done.

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    3. Re:Hollywood is usually awful by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Voiceover is definitely called WRT Bolos. But here's the thing: this would actually be a challenging movie to make. As opposed to "just another story." And CGI is now up to the task. Even so, there are quite a few Bolo stories that are man and machine, and some of those stories are more than a little poignant.

      No one's made a good mech movie yet (Pacific rim was freaking horrible.) I would love to see one.

      But even if there's no studio capable of bringing Bolos to life, there are still many, many stories that haven't even been touched that stay in the usual zone of people vs whatever.

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    4. Re:Hollywood is usually awful by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      nd there's already like seven [Temeraire] books so they could milk it for a long time.

      Nine books. :)

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    5. Re:Hollywood is usually awful by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

      Wall-E managed to do it. Most folks can tell exactly what Wall-E or EVE is thinking just from their case and LCD language.

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    6. Re:Hollywood is usually awful by mink · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see some Saberhagen Berserker stories on the big screen.

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    7. Re:Hollywood is usually awful by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Not sure that kind of minimalist approach would work, given that Bolos are really, really fast and complex thinkers. But perhaps. That's why those people are creative movie types, and I write software. :)

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    8. Re:Hollywood is usually awful by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Yes, those would be great. I'd like to see Tau Zero done, too.

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    9. Re:Hollywood is usually awful by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see some Saberhagen Berserker stories on the big screen.

      So would I. Australian director Alex Proyas, who directed Will Smith in I, Robot, says he's very slowly working on it. An attempt was made to license the rights to New Line Cinema, but that fell apart. Apparently no studio currently has the movie rights, which I find a bit odd. I guess most studio executives don't want to risk going up against the Terminator franchise.

      In some respects I don't blame them. Quite a few of the Berserker novels would be difficult to adapt into movies without totally mangling them, and even after a mangling, they might not be good movies. Berserker Man comes to mind. Others are almost too easy to adapt, like Brother Assassin, but the problem with Berserker novels is they are frequently tragedies. Even though humanity wins, the hero dies. Chinese and Japanese audiences love that, but American audiences hate it.

      Maybe someday a Berserker movie will get made, but I don't have a lot of hope for that, or a lot of hope for the result if it happens. Hollywood treats adapted material so badly so frequently that it's just not worth it. They insist on inserting jackass movie tropes into otherwise good material.

  27. When a business hates feedback .... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
    Most businesses spend tons and tons of money to understand their customers and try to figure out what they want. They do market research, focus group studies, test marketing, etc etc. I get constant feedback about our products related to my area of responsibility. This feedback is expensive to collect.

    Hollywood is getting free feedback. Rotten tomatoes and such sites are casual comments. Netflix and Amazon prime streaming statistics are people paying money and actually watching stuff. Instead of using the feedback to improve the product, these guys are bellyaching about it.

    It shows how much of their product is real and how much of it is smoke-and-mirrors. If your product is steak you can realistically gather and meet user expectations. So you would love feedback. If your product is sizzle, you would hate people who mess up the expectations.

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    1. Re:When a business hates feedback .... by leomekenkamp · · Score: 1

      Every once in a while I come across a comment on slashdot that tells me something I did not know or think about, but is immediately obvious and clear the moment I have read it. This is such a gem: yes, he does not want insight in what his customers want, which is ridiculous on one hand and signals that this is not a free market.

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  28. Your failing business model is not our problem by Millennium · · Score: 1

    Review sites may well destroy the tired old formulas, but this need not destroy the business. At worst it injects some risk back into the business again, as studios are forced to find new formulas to replace those now being rejected by moviegoers as played out, but is that such a bad thing? The last period of experimentation produced the original blockbusters that spawned these remakes and sequels, after all, and it was considered a golden age.

  29. Adult appeal by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Why do adults see these type of movies? Mystifying. Someone should explain the appeal.

    We adults were kids once, and some of us enjoyed reading comics. With a good superhero movie, we get to see some of that come to life. It can be done well, and has been; you can also get a real stinker. Like Superman vs. Batman.

    You know, just because I'm 60 doesn't mean I'm dead. Yet.

    Also, comics are an art form. Like most art, it doesn't speak to everyone. That's okay. Like most art, it can be done well, or poorly. Also okay. And conversions to movies... same. But when someone does such a conversion poorly, and then claims that the audience is at fault, as here, for sharing their opinion about it... well, that's just humor.

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  30. Blame the others by damaki · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All recent DC Comics universe movies are know to have had an awfully hectic production process. The producers, and generally the Fox production teams have turned the movies into horrible mess.
    By the way, Batman VS Superman is surely not the worst of all. Sure it is bad, but not so bad. This movie is just an average failure.
    Man of Steel was a total trainwreck. The worst is that it looks awful. Visually, Man of Steel is the worst high budget movie I have seen for years. It looks like utter crap. It feels like the director had no steering power over his own film to make it consistent. I had not seen so many lens flares in a video since I watched Babylon V. The colors are mostly awful, and for whatever reason, the time in the movie is almost always late afternoon, whether the scene is in the US or in the foreign country. As a photographer I know that the golden hours sure look good, but it should be used sparingly.
    How can such high budget movies can be shot so badly?

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    1. Re:Blame the others by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      How can such high budget movies can be shot so badly?

      Too many kooks

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    2. Re:Blame the others by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      The producers, and generally the Fox production teams have turned the movies into horrible mess.

      Did you mean Warner Bros.? Fox isn't particularly involved in the DCEU and its production, last I checked, given that Warner Bros. owns the rights.

    3. Re:Blame the others by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      By the way, Batman VS Superman is surely not the worst of all.

      Suicide Squad was particularly bad. There was a suit, interesting idea, that the trailers showed so much Joker but he was barely in the film. False advertising was the claim

      For me:

      *) was too much of him.

      *) seems an obvious conclusion that much of his performance was left in the cutting room. Seems they thought there was too much Leto as well.

    4. Re:Blame the others by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      As a photographer I know that the golden hours sure look good, but it should be used sparingly.

      As a photographer you should know that that videos are nothing like photography:
      a) Colours are not defined by golden hours but by post processing. (Hint: Most night shots you see are shot at day)
      b) Colours are chosen to identify the mood of the scene in question. Most big Hollywood movies that result in action and tension between characters will for that reason have a yellow / blue palate depending on who the scene is about and what is going on. The colours in this movie are more reflective of the crap plot that emphasises endless tension between two main characters both with questionable morals.
      c) The late afternoon effect is symbolic of madness, chaos, and social worship. Note that the scenes showing Batman don't have this colour scheme, er ... ever I think. They are mostly blue / green symbolising loneliness, coldness, and isolation.

    5. Re:Blame the others by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > yellow / blue palate

      If the roof of your mouth, palate, is yellow / blue then you have bigger problems to worry about.

      The process of tinting the palette towards the Orange and Teal colors is called color grading.

      It sucks because it is constantly over-used.

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    6. Re:Blame the others by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If the roof of your mouth [wikipedia.org], palate, is yellow / blue then you have bigger problems to worry about.

      Indeed. It means my autocorrect is screwing with me. That is a much bigger problem than a few colours.

    7. Re:Blame the others by damaki · · Score: 1

      As a photographer, I do know that it is exactly the same with photography and the visible colorimetry of a postprocessed imaged means nothing. Everything can be reworked and look nothing like the original shooting, and you can easily add those ugly lens flares and mostly simulate the golden hours (not the shadows, of course). And a friend of mine is working at ILM, you know ;)
      And you are totally right about the mood and the intention of the director, but sometimes, it utterly fails. When it is too exaggerated and unrealistic, it makes things looks just akward (blue tinted lightning in Bathory) or stupid. Colors are a part of the grammar or movies, and sometimes, it just sucks and it looks like an old and crazy person uttering random insults at you.
      Also, these colors and their meanings, most people have no clue about this, that is why it often fails. Matrix and it famous greenish look, I used to think there was an issue with the divx file I had:)

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  31. Think of how... by thegarbz · · Score: 2

    Think of how much more Batman vs Superman could have made if it wasn't a disorganised clusterfuck complete with characters doing things that made no sense, a plot that simply made no sense, and fight scenes which seemed to go out of their way to ensure that to the viewers they made no sense.

    It made $850million based on the name, and the expectations of the rabid fanbase, and I'm sad to count myself as part of it. It was garbage. Probably the first superhero film I won't be getting on Bluray.

  32. The ole' programmer idiom.. by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

    Garbage in, garbage out..

    Anything more that needs to be said?

  33. Re:they should sue the movie theaters for having h by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    For the first week or so the theatre only gets about 10% of the ticket sales. They need the high prices on the popcorn and drinks in order to pay for everything. When movies stay in the theatre longer then the percentage going to the studios drops as the weeks go by and the theatres can start to make money. The cheaters want successful movies with long runs because short run films don't make much for them.

  34. So, the person who produced the movie... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    .... thinks it is a great movie. Why is this a surprise? Why is the producer surprised that he, himself, thinks he produced a great movie. On the other hand, it may well be a great movie. But that does not mean it has to be a popular movie, or that people will want to spend money to see it.

  35. 100% Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I saw batman v superman, and it was a huge disappointment. No bullshit and no trolling, they seriously dropped the ball. They deserved the low reviews, and the people who chose not to see it due to the low reviews probably spent their time doing something more enjoyable instead.

    Far from being the death of the industry, I think sites like Rotten Tomatoes are an excellent quality control measure.

    1. Re:100% Agree by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      They namedrop a bunch of comic stuff to pull in the comic fans, then pee all over then with idiocy like the cities are next to each other, and the throwing out of not just the modern business genius Lex, but even the older, pure evil science genius Lex.

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  36. Greedy producers who sell trash, cry by rgutbrod · · Score: 1

    I went to see the movie in question. We spent about $30 and close to 3 hours of our lives. It was tedious, way too long, and boring. It has been available on the cable for a few months, and I won't even bother to watch it again. So, the producer complains that Rotten Tomatoes told the truth about his "ground turkey" and it cost him a few million. Give us better and original entertainment, so that your Tomato score draws us to it, and stop crying over the money you didn't make.

  37. Re:Yes, you entitled fuck, it is the destruction.. by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

    ...of your abusive business model, where you make shit films, charge too much for them, trick people into going with clever advertising, and then get laws passed that criminalize format-shifting because you're so afraid that a tiny bit of revenue will slip through your greedy fingers. Even Hollywood accounting can't win in a free market. Man, that really sucks. Your life is so hard.

    While I agree with you overall, I disagree with you assessment of Hollywood accounting, it always wins. A film's purpose is not to make a net profit, it's to take the angel's money and make a profit for everyone except those investors. Hollywood accounting is a brilliant scheme to do just that.I mean, where else can you spend 60$Million, make 580$Million, and still be in the red so you don't have to payoff the people who gave you the money in the first place?

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  38. Novel idea by blackomegax · · Score: 1

    Here's an idea, you director and producer nitwits: PRODUCE BETTER MOVIES. Look at Logan, Deadpool, the Marvel films in general, classic good scifi like Aliens, Sunshine, the original ghost in the shell. While people might, on paper, appear to want dumbed down plotlines, that just doesn't pan out in the long run, as evidenced by review aggregation after the fact.

  39. Re:RottenTomatoes is Horrible, Agreed by careysub · · Score: 1

    Most of my favorite movies have low scores, most movies I consider epic and mind blowing have mediocre scores. That website is horribly wrong about movies 99% of the time....

    I take you at your word oh AC. In which case Rotten Tomatoes is functioning perfectly even for you! Just apply your own preference metric to the site. If low scores=great to you then it is telling you exactly what you want to know. Go out and see the low scoring movies! Problem solved!

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  40. Re:Rotten Tomatoes Helps Prevent Buyer's Remorse by Notabadguy · · Score: 1

    Also in other news, if people who make shitty things that they advertise and hype could prevent people from countering that advertising with reviews pointing out that it's a shitty product, they could fool more people.

  41. maybe think for yourself? by WillgasM · · Score: 1

    Perhaps don't let a website do all your thinking for you. IDK about you, but I read reviews in an attempt to make an informed decision. You watch the trailers, talk about it with your friends, read the critics reviews, read the early user reviews, weigh it all, ignore everything up to this point, stream a camrip online, then after all that if you think it'll be worth it, buy a ticket.

  42. The Messenger is efficient, don't shoot him. by meniah · · Score: 1

    Rather than looking for ways to improve, Brett has stooped to pointing fingers and blaming the messenger of bad news (RT). The people called you out on a bollocks film, Mr. Ratner - take it as the gift that it is - an outpouring of free feedback. The messenger is very efficient at collecting the voices of many to arrive at a thorough analysis. It's the sort of things businesses had to once pay big money to get and could use to their benefit without anyone else ever seeing it. Now that it's nearly instant and public, when things don't go well, everyone knows. On the flip side, if you have something that resonates with viewers - it can be a runaway hit and you didn't have to invest $100m to do it necessarily. This should be a key take-away for anyone wanting to make a brilliant film. Hollywood studios would be wise to adapt their business model to the new reality and embrace it unless they want to end up a failed bit of history. My hunch is that the person making the original comment is upset with having to deliver bad news to investors and answer to shareholders. He should be upset - the analysis shows it was a terrible movie. Impartial analysis doesn't easily lie.

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  43. He doesn't seem to like the unwashed masses by Rastl · · Score: 1

    I RTFA and it seems that his problem isn't just with the aggregation it's with the fact that the reviews of mere viewers are given credibility. He cites the decline of Movie Critics as the reason why these types of things aren't useful.

    With a few exceptions official movie reviewers were easily bought and would give stunning sound bites for movies. Those would be plastered all over the advertising and say just what the studios wanted to hear. Since they can't buy off the viewers with anything but good movies of course they're not going to like aggregation.

    As many comments have said - if 999 out of 1,000 reviews say your movie sucks then there's an excellent chance your movie sucks.

  44. Ratner's Resume by Volfied · · Score: 5, Informative

    Brett Ratner is one of the biggest problems in Hollywood, not Rotten Tomatoes. Here's his directorial resume (I count one decent movie):

      2014/I Hercules
      2011 Tower Heist
      2007 Rush Hour 3
      2006 X-Men: The Last Stand
      2004 After the Sunset
      2002 Red Dragon
      2001 Rush Hour 2
      2000 The Family Man
      1998 Rush Hour
      1997 Money Talks

    1. Re:Ratner's Resume by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      The only ones in there I saw were Rush Hour and Red Dragon, and I liked them.

  45. He is, of course, correct by taustin · · Score: 1

    The ability to find out what people, in general, think of a movie before shelling out $20+ to see it will, in fact, destroy the current Hollywood business model. They need to completely alter how they approach the business.

    They need to start making movies that don't suck throbbing purple donkey dick. Then, Rotten Tomatoes is, literally, the best thing that could possibly happen to them.

    If your business depends on people not knowing what they're buying from you, you're a con artist.

    1. Re:He is, of course, correct by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Here's a thought - something NEW. They keep recycling old movies.

      No more Alfred Hitchcock's or the other guys that could make a real movie?

  46. Okay. I'm thinking ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Sure, the blockbuster made over $850 million worldwide in spite of negative reviews ... but just think of how much more it could have made had it not had a Rotten Tomatoes score of 27 percent!

    ... I still wouldn't have seen it. Not interested in the plot and think that DC movies generally take themselves way too seriously.

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    1. Re:Okay. I'm thinking ... by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      I find that the DC movies generally commit a worse sin than taking themselves way too seriously: they seem to typically spend the entire movie manipulating the 'Seriousness Level' slider in an aimless manner, to ensure that they don't even by accident manage to have a moment that has the right level of seriousness. It's a bit of an exercise in how many different methods can be found to reach the result of bathos.

  47. Re:Yes, you entitled fuck, it is the destruction.. by mellon · · Score: 1

    Right. The freer the market, the harder it is to win with Hollywood Accounting. It works as well as it does because it's not a free market. In a free market, you pull that trick once, people will never work with you again.

  48. There is a valid point in there somewhere... by Sir+Realist · · Score: 1

    That distilling all the reviews down to a single number removed any actual useful commentary they had, and just encourages people to only watch movies that people have already watched. Which in turn encourages the industry to keep producing movies that are identical to the ones we have already watched. I wouldn't go so far as to say it was _ruining_ the industry, but I could buy the argument that it had a negative effect.

    Any such validity is instantly negated, however, by the fact that we're talking about the guy who made "Bambi vs Godzilla 2: the DCification." Do you know what is destroying your industry sir? You. Personally. One movie at a time.

  49. The one good thing abut Batman Vs. Superman by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I shouldn't really say "the one good thing" because I didn't see the movie yet so I don't know if there's more I would like...

    But what Batman Vs. Superman did set up was a lot of really great ongoing batman/superman at the diner scenes the end most How It Should Have Ended episodes.

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  50. Dumb concept = producer's own fault by RubberDogBone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As someone who is aware of super hero comics and once faithfully followed one of them and watched the cartoons, the whole idea of Batman vs. Superman was just ludicrous from the title alone.

    Batman is basically a rich guy with fancy gadgets on his toolbelt. He's not a LOT different from anybody. He just has better gadgets.

    Superman is a God, effectively.

    This fight is over before it even starts so why the hell would I want to pay to see it? Well, I wouldn't and didn't and never needed to read the reviews. These characters used to be allies as well so the idea of having them fight each other sounds like something a four-year-old kid would come up with, bashing action figures in a sandbox. Whatever, man. Not gonna see this movie. Honey Boo Boo, which I have also never seen, sounds more interesting.

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    1. Re:Dumb concept = producer's own fault by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      A fight between them isn't as one-sided as it sounds. The Bat is big on planning and preparation. He probably knows where every chunk of kryptonite on the planet is. He probably owns half of it.

      That said, I didn't watch the movie either.

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  51. Re:Rotten Tomatoes Helps Prevent Buyer's Remorse by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Well, why don't we? I always thought that it would be a good idea to keep track of every crappy thing that every corporation ever does (i.e., pharmaceutical companies raising medicine prices by 15x) so we know which ones are truly evil.

  52. Re:Want some ketchup with your hypocrisy? by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    Filmmaker complains when social media borks film. But it's fine and dandy when it misleads tons of viewers into seeing a bad film.

    FTFY.

  53. Some genres get over rated on RT by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I'd say the usefulness of aggregators lies in the extremes - if the aggregate score is 80-90%, that's a remarkably wide range of people saying it was good, so clearly it has a broad based appeal and you'll likely enjoy it too.

    True though there are some genres of movies on Rotten Tomatoes that get consistently over-rated compared with their relative merits. Pixar movies and disney-esque animation in general tend to get higher reviews than they probably deserve in many cases. For example Wall-E was a very solid movie and I enjoyed it but it got a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. You'll never convince me that it was THAT good of a movie. I would have put it somewhere in the high 70s or low 80s. Maybe high 80s at best which is where the audience score was at 89% and even that is a bit high. Totally worth a theater ticket but not exactly best picture material. There are some that deserve ratings in the 90s but those should be much more rare than they are.

    Fortunately I'm aware of this fact about RT so I can mentally adjust but it's kind of annoying and makes it harder to separate the good from the great and sometimes results in movies that should be skipped getting decent recommendations.

    Similarly, if something is ranked at 10-20%, that's a remarkable consensus that it's bad.

    Agreed. I've never seen a movie rated that low on Rotten Tomatoes that wasn't indeed a hot mess.

  54. it's relevant that consensus says it's garbage by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    One guys "crap" is another guys entertainment.

    Just because taste is subjective doesn't mean we can't agree on an evaluation of a film.

    Consensus says Batman V Superman was a shit film. That's a relevant fact.

    Just because you are a snowflake doesn't render near-unanimous disdain isn't relevant.

    Any way you define consensus, it's fairly known that the film was garbage.

    I'm not saying Rotten Tomatoes is a good measure or that all critics hated BvS...that's not it at all.

    I am rejecting the notion that consensus is irrelevant because everyone has a unique perspective and opinion.

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  55. Re:Yes, you entitled fuck, it is the destruction.. by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    Right. The freer the market, the harder it is to win with Hollywood Accounting. It works as well as it does because it's not a free market. In a free market, you pull that trick once, people will never work with you again.

    While that may be true, a number of people who back films either:

    a. Have some other way they are getting paid for their involvement so they don't care about the upfront costs since they will make money anyway. In addition, they don't have to share that money but profits would be shared so they have no good reason to want a profit

    b. It's a way to get to hang around Hollywood types and that's the cost of entry...

    The ones who get screwed are those who take a cut of the net profit because they don't understand the system; such as a writer who doesn't understand the system and gets a 10% of the net instead of .1% gross.

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  56. Where is the countersuit? by gosand · · Score: 1

    I would expect that RottenTomatoes has also *increased* the viewing of many movies as well. I know that I have often gone there and looked at the highest rated movies when looking for something to add to my Netflix DVD queue. I like looking at the critics vs reviewers rating as well. Many a good movie (to me) has been panned by critics. Likewise, many critically acclaimed movies don't always get good reviews.

    It's just information though, the choice of what to watch is still mine.

    And I knew Batman vs Superman was poorly rated.... and I still added it to my queue. I didn't make it through it though, shut it off after about 1/4 of the way in. Just terrible.

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  57. I can't even by mattyj · · Score: 1

    I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around 'Brett Ratner' and 'film festival'. Those two things don't go together and I feel like maybe there's a little tear in the space time continuum we should be more concerned about right now.

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  59. Re:I'd prefer a less beautiful superman. by DuckDodgers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't mean to downplay the actors, but a lot of the problem is the writing.

    I suspect given the same script that Christopher Reeve would still be a better Superman than Henry Cavill, but Cavill's biggest problem was his scenes and dialog in Man of Steel and Batman v Superman. Reeve would have been every bit as dumb with "save Martha!" and Cavill never got the chance to play the bumbling but adorable country boy with lines like, "Well gee, I don't know, Lois!" and "Golly!". Cavill never got to play off the transition from bumbling, awkward Clark in his disguise to Superman. All that is not his fault.

    Likewise, the biggest thing that made Val Kilmer terrible as Batman was just the scenes and dialog as Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever. Keaton had much better writing in his two Batman films. Keaton and Christian Bale couldn't have done much with the stupidity Affleck had to deal with in Batman v Superman either.

    And while we're at it, while I think Leto was especially bad in Suicide Squad (probably the worst super-powered movie I've ever seen), even Jack Nicholson, Mark Hamill, Cesar Romero, or for that matter Denzel Washington, Marlon Brando, Robert De Niro, or Tom Hanks would not have made that Joker good. The story, scenes, and dialog for the role were just as unbelievable pointless, boring, and stupid as the rest of the movie.

  60. People don't understand what goes into making..... by Chas · · Score: 1

    He basically argues that it's not fair because people don't understand what goes into making these things.

    As if the fact of effort being expended ENTITLES him to monetary earnings somehow.

    A lot of people don't understand what goes into building a house either.

    But if the thing's drafty, you have holes in the walls you can drive a forklift through, the house is settling crooked, you have mold in various areas, using electricity in the home starts fires, BUT THE CARPETING IS TOP FUCKING NOTCH, people are going to call bullshit and not patronize your home building business or buy your latest built home.

    Are you going to bitch about a review site where your former customers outline all the shit you did wrong in THEIR homes?

    And Rotten Tomatoes is nothing more than a dispassionate aggregation of the general public's response to your film. It's not as if the site has it out for you.

    But no. Ratner just wants a bigger payday. Because Ratner thinks that he was dealing with a bigger bunch of IP on a bigger budget. Therefore his overall renumeration should be N+1 of whatever he ACTUALLY gets.

    Fuck him and the dolly rig he rode in on.

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  61. I trust Rotten Tomatoes by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    ...to always get it wrong.
    I nearly always find they give ridiculously high scores to all the most undeserving utterly fomulaic Hollywood dross, and am frequently pleasantly surprised by the entertainment value of movies they give the very lowest scores to.

  62. That's funny... by hackel · · Score: 1

    I didn't see any of the reviews or even know people thought it was bad until well after I saw Batman vs. Superman and saw for myself what a pile of garbage it is.

    A whining movie producer is just pathetic.

  63. "General Consensus" by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    This is not what RT does. we do not even really have a name for what RT does, since their is no situation where their particular data analysis makes much sense. The closest thing might be a gauge of the inverse of how controversial a movie is. Really average crowd pleasures do well, and not much else. RT has loads (literally tens of thousands) of movies with 99-100% ratings. Most of them other sites label as 60%-75%. They are decent movies, that pretty much everyone likes, but no one really loves. They also have hosts of movies with 10-30% ratings that routinely get 80%+ on other sites, and have huge cult followings. They did not have a big advertising budget or were simply the wrong genre.

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  64. Is there a good Movie review site? by NeoMorphy · · Score: 1

    Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic are both horrible. Sometimes it seems like professional critics love boring movies that are plotless and meander all over the place and end without closure. The user reviews that exceed two or three sentences tend to be more useful, but then you run the risk of spoilers. If there was a movie review site that relied solely on audience EKG readings it would be far more useful.

    I've tried http://movielens.org/ which seems like it should work but it still seems to miss the mark. I can't be the only one who is fed up with some of the insane reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. Why isn't there a better site?

  65. Indie Movies are the way to go by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

    Sure, the Super Hero block busters are fun, they are like roller coasters. Not much intellectual stimulation, no real plot to speak of, no real story either. I hesitate to call them "movies," I think "blockbuster" is perfect.

    Don't get me wrong, I like "blockbusters" sometimes, but there are so many really really good films being produced that have to go to netflix or amazon because there is no screen space at the theaters. "Beauty and the Beast?" are you f*&^&*king kidding me? Sure, its good to see Hermione with a day job, but its on every damned screen in the theaters.

    We need to differentiate between "big" movies and all the others. The "big" movies need to cost more. The other movies should cost less. Then there will be openings for better "movies."

  66. Laughable... by XSportSeeker · · Score: 1

    If anything, more people should be aware of Rotten Tomatoes or we need more streamlined widespread movie reviews websites so that directors stop spending so much money on such garbage movies....
    No matter how much directors and Hollywood complains about critics and stuff like piracy, there has never been a time when they had such a wide and accepting market in history.
    You make a crap movie that borrows characters from another medium which fans hated, and you are still able to turn a profit... it's ridiculous.
    There are so many comics based, recycled franchises, shitty sequels, westernalized stuff, retelling and unoriginal content that I don't even know what an original story is anymore. Just search for "movies 2017".
    Most of the good movies I watch these days never got a chance to shine because of all that crap that Hollywood keeps spewing. And yet, some people involved still have the nerve to complain.

  67. Laumerlicious stuff by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Chris, know what else would make a superb movie from Laumer? The Long Twilight. That book is awesome fun.

    It has superhumans, aliens and alien artifacts, AI constructs, alien empires, broadcast power, several quite different levels of plotting, alternate history, near-future tech, military aspects of various ages, a love story, revenge, reconciliation... and it's all reasonably doable, movie-wise.

    Any Laumer fan who hasn't read it... I highly recommend it.

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  68. Rottentomatoes horrible for judging comedies by Infe · · Score: 1

    I have learned to basically trust Rottentomatoes on most genres of movies. I do find it to be fairly accurate within reason, except when it comes to comedies. Peoples' comedic senses are so different that it may be impossible to put a fair score on them. Some cheaply made comedies with nobodies for actors I personally just find hilarious. While on the other hand, I find most comedies with a 90+ rating to be overly safe and/or politically correct and I actually avoid them usually. Anyone else feel this way? Just curious.

    Also, if it weren't for Rottentomatoes, I'd definitely watch a hell of a lot less movies, because it makes discovery so much easier.

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  69. Games by Waccoon · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the same logic that killed game demos. They can't show off how bad their games are, now can they?

    At least Let's Plays are still legal, so I can see a game before I buy it. If not for YouTube, I would have far, far less than 100+ games in my Steam library.

  70. Amateur vs professional by DThorne · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah, he's whining, and maybe his film is a piece of shit, *but*... I actually do think RT is not a power for good, in the same way as other aggregate sites like Metacritic. The question comes down to what a review is supposed to be. It's perfectly understandable that what"everybody" thinks about a movie or game can inform you about this weekend's plans, but let's be clear - these sites are sampling the Internet, which is, as we all know, 99% bullshit. I happen to like the older model of someone who is paid to review media and acquires a history and knowledge about the medium. Sure, they are susceptible to bribery subtle or otherwise, but the vast majority of the web reviews that skew the samples are by a bunch of high functioning idiots with as much insight into film as that noisy twat at Starbucks playing Final Cut Pro tutorials at full volume on his airbook. I learn who to trust through their history of reviews, but when RT tells me 52% and that is tainted with reviews by those wankers, well it's about as trustworthy as political polls predicting Hilary by a landslide.

  71. My Method Is Easier by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

    I just go to TorrentFreak and check "Top 10 Most Pirated Movies of The Week on BitTorrent." There's your Must-to-Avoid in a nutshell.

  72. Re:Yes, you entitled fuck, it is the destruction.. by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

    ...of your abusive business model, where you make shit films, charge too much for them, trick people into going with clever advertising, and then get laws passed that criminalize format-shifting because you're so afraid that a tiny bit of revenue will slip through your greedy fingers. Even Hollywood accounting can't win in a free market. Man, that really sucks. Your life is so hard.

    He should cry more.

    His tears are delicious!

  73. Obvous contersue by Dirk+Becher · · Score: 1

    Rotten Tomatoes Blames Hollywood Producer For Convincing People Not To See His Movie

  74. Blame everybody else. by dddux · · Score: 1

    Movie producers blame everybody else these days for their movies not making enough dosh, but the people who make these subpar movies. The whole philosophy of making movies for *everybody* is what's wrong with the movies in the first place. It waters them down. It makes them bland and dull. Blame yourself for a change, Mr. producer.

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  75. Re:I'd prefer a less beautiful superman. by iridium_ionizer · · Score: 1

    It is just bizarre that studios would put so much money into the making and marketing of these movies without ensuring that they follow basic fundamentals of narratives / characterization in cinema. Zack Snyder is definitely obsessed with visuals over storytelling.

    Somewhere in the writing process they forgot to make the protagonist likable. This analysis (one of the best that I've watched) points out how we don't connect with the heroes because they don't have believable motivations and they do not make any choices that show them to be interesting heroes.

    Another analysis by the same reviewer pointed out how those movies are lacking in compelling villains.

  76. Re:I'd prefer a less beautiful superman. by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

    Thanks for posting this. The first video is good. The second is outstanding. I think the overview of Raiders of the Lost Ark in the beginning as a contrast to Batman v Superman is stellar.

    I'll watch the third now. :)

  77. Not the brightest is he by Maritz · · Score: 1

    If Rotten Tomatoes didn't exist, some other site that does exactly the same thing would exist in its stead. And everyone on there would be slating your movie too. Just own up and say you wish people wouldn't share their opinions with each other.

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  78. Star Wars Prequals by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I said the same thing about the Star Wars prequels, particularly for the older Anakin Skywalker. I didn`t think the actor deserved all the flack he got. Sure, I didn`t think he did a fantastic job, however you could have taken a much better and more accomplished actor, and unless they really went off script, would still have to read the same stupid lines... No matter how good the delivery if the writing sucks, it sucks.

    1. Re:Star Wars Prequals by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I said the same thing. Jake Lloyd wasn't a good child actor - though he was awfully young, period. Hayden Christiansen was the victim of abysmal writing.

  79. Ob. Web Comic by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    This web comic (while a older one) is my favorite description of how that fight would go, even given Bats detective smarts and preparation time with gadgets etc...

    http://biggercheese.com/index....