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Scientists Calculate Carbon Emissions of Your Sandwich (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: It's a staple of the British diet and a popular choice for a quick and easy lunch. But new research reveals the carbon footprint of the humble sandwich could be fuelling harmful greenhouse emissions. The worst offender is revealed as the ready-made "all-day breakfast" sandwich, crammed with egg, bacon and sausage. Researchers at the University of Manchester carried out the first ever study of the carbon footprint of sandwiches -- both home-made and ready-made. They considered the entire life cycle of sandwiches, including the production of ingredients, packaging, refrigeration and food waste. The team scrutinised 40 different sandwich types, recipes and combinations and found the highest carbon footprints for the sandwiches containing pork meat (bacon, ham or sausages) and also those filled with cheese or prawns. The researchers estimate that a ready-made (and highly calorific) all-day breakfast sandwich generates 1441g of carbon dioxide equivalent -- equal to the emissions created by driving a car for 12 miles (19km).

258 comments

  1. wha? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh good heavens. You people are insane.

    1. Re:wha? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed, this is getting far beyond parody at this point. Just absurd.

    2. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh good heavens. You people are insane.

      Agreed. I'm chopping a tree down when I get off work and burning it in my backyard in protest of the carbon wasted doing that research.

    3. Re:wha? by tattood · · Score: 2

      The researchers estimate that a ready-made (and highly calorific) all-day breakfast sandwich generates 1441g of carbon dioxide equivalent -- equal to the emissions created by driving a car for 12 miles (19km).

      Wow, we didn't even have to ask for a car analogy.

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    4. Re:wha? by Baton+Rogue · · Score: 2

      Wow, we didn't even have to ask for a car analogy.

      But what kind of car? A diesel? V8? V6? What about a Tesla, or Volt?

    5. Re:wha? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

      I want to know. If I feed a horse my ready made breakfast sandwich, how many miles can he trot on the calories from that breakfast sandwich? (carrying me of course).

      What if I convert my sandwich to biodiesel? How far can my car travel with that? Would it be more efficient to feed my car breakfast sandwiches than diesel?

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    6. Re:wha? by Betty+Crocker · · Score: 2

      At least Miss Mash isn't spamming more pro-government net "neuterality" FUD or more anti-Russian FUD.

    7. Re:wha? by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yep...

      They keep getting more and more ridiculous with stuff like this, and then wonder why more less and less people give a shit about global change this or recycle that.

      I mean, really, my breakfast burrito is now on a hit list?

      Fuck off. I didn't care that much before, I really don't give a shit now.

      And I'm not alone....

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    8. Re:wha? by darkshadow · · Score: 2

      But How far can your car go if the sandwich is fed to Mr. fusion?

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    9. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're on to something. Such "scientists" should worry more about their emissions. I'm all for STEM and concerned about the future of ze planet and humanity, but if many of them amount to little more than a privileged class of people who are automatically revered for who they are rather than what they say and do, then they are headed for a fall. Complexity abounds both in nature and in humanity, and scientists should never fall in love with their theories or fail to recognize when they are in over their heads or are living and working inside a bubble. And they shouldn't devote their time trying to affirm malthusian dogma or resurrect old pseudosciences like eugenics, even if there's plenty of funding available for doing that.

    10. Re:wha? by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      It's more efficient to eat it yourself then ride a bicycle, assuming you're carrying nothing and discounting the carbon emissions of making the bicycle.

    11. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't see what is insane about it. It makes implicitly a whole bunch of useful points: First, that transport and direct personal electrical consumption aren't the only producers of CO2. Second, that as our economy and society currently stands, the production of CO2 is going to be pretty large no matter what. Third, it gives a good feel for when one is talking about CO2 production just how much one is talking about. Honestly, this is substantially more CO2 than I would have expected for this, and I'm someone who cares a lot about minimizing CO2 production (I don't own a car and use public transit whenever possible and I rarely eat meat in part because of meat's CO2 and methane produciton). This seems useful and interesting.

    12. Re:wha? by Train0987 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If a damned sandwich is going to put Florida underwater then they are pretty much screwed already. You are undermining your whole cause with nonsense like this. These stories are why fewer and fewer people take you even a little bit seriously.

    13. Re:wha? by Betty+Crocker · · Score: 1

      Mr. Fusion powers the time circuits and the flux capacitor. But the internal combustion engine runs on ordinary gasoline; it always has. Gas stations don't exist till the mid-twentieth century. Without gasoline, we can't get the DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour.

    14. Re:wha? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell that to the people of Florida, when they are underwater in the not too distant future.

      Silly alarmism makes that more likely to happen, since it jades the public, and reduces the credibilty of scientists.

      Brits should be offended that their tax dollars were spent on something as frivolous as this "study".

    15. Re:wha? by gnick · · Score: 2

      ...discounting the carbon emissions of making the bicycle.

      There's the gotcha. That's why I walk everywhere. Barefoot, naked, and fueled by fruit, nuts, and veggies.

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    16. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) The sandwich is but a drop in the ocean (see what I did there :D )
      B) They should move away from the coast. You expect me to feel bad for people with beach front property in Florida? Gimme a break. At least choose poor pacific islanders or something. This leads me to believe you are one of those poor souls with beachfront property in FL.

    17. Re:wha? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Silly alarmism makes that more likely to happen, since it jades the public, and reduces the credibilty of scientists.

      Brits should be offended that their tax dollars were spent on something as frivolous as this "study".

      Brits don't have tax dollars.

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    18. Re:wha? by coastwalker · · Score: 2

      I know Slashdot needs some clickbait to keep the advertisers happy but really. This is so obviously a troll that anyone posting heartfelt thoughts below is really wasting their time.

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    19. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone needs to make an online calculator where you input the ingredients, and it calculates the footprint.

    20. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You should eat lichens.You know, the kind that live off of water in the air. Better yet, just kill yourself. But not before taking out a few around you.

    21. Re:wha? by nnet · · Score: 1

      I don't drive a vehicle you insensitive clod!

    22. Re:wha? by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Barefoot, naked, and fueled by fruit, nuts, and veggies.

      Unfortunately, the cost of the first ankle/foot injury and subsequent nutritional and time cost of healing it completely offset any savings with this method even if you don't go to the doctor.

    23. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's insane is that the implication of the article is you're supposed to worry about which sandwich is the most "PC Green" every time you eat.

      Good god. Just stop with the optimization and purity nonsense. We can't live our lives and worry about every single little detail having an impact on climate change. That's what batshit insane about it.

    24. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drive 12 miles just to get my Breakfast Sandwich...
      So if I stay home, can I have two?

    25. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's nothing insane about that. Trying to eat fewer high CO2 producing foods takes minimal effort. But one reason that many people are in favor of a carbon tax (with appropriate offsets so it is reasonably revenue neutral) is because price calculations are a good way of getting people to do this essentially automatically. But if you do want to not think about it much, one thing you can do is simply donate to carbon offsetting causes. By some metrics, Cool Earth's rainforest preservation work has the most negative CO2 per a dollar https://www.coolearth.org/get-involved/donate-cool-earth/. They are extremely efficient, and by some metrics it is about $10 worth of offset to Cool Earth for a trans-Atlantic flight, which means that simply donating a very small amount each month will be more than enough. There are good similar work such as Everybody Solar which purchases solar panels for non-profits like museums and homeless shelters https://www.everybodysolar.org/, and the Solar Electric Light Fund https://self.org/ which gets solar lights for people in developing countries. (I don't unfortunately have a charity that I'm really happy with doing wind power right now to recommend and the same issue with nuclear power.) So, if you don't want to think about these things, by all means, feel free to donate.

    26. Re:wha? by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      "or more anti-Russian FUD" .... give her a few minutes. Yep, there it is in the next post.

    27. Re:wha? by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      Fortunately I am capable of thinking for myself instead of just swallowing whatever disaster-porn propaganda I'm fed today.

    28. Re:wha? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      You people are insane.

      No . . . they are prepping for their lawsuit against Subway for ruining the planet.

      We definitely need more automation to solve Global Warming. More robots means less human workers eating sandwiches, and ruining the planet even more.

      What to do with all those former human workers who can't or refuse to be retrained . . . ?

      Soylent Green.

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    29. Re: wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to switch from pickle ricks to sandwiches. Your malnutrition is impacting your IQ.

    30. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not going to stop eating breakfast burritos and start eating bugs and fungus. That's the end result of these things - you must eat bugs and fungus and no more meat. Not going to happen. Repeat: Not. Going. To. Happen.

      If we need less carbon in the atmosphere let's figure out another way. We can continue with the emissions stuff - there is some more that can be coaxed out of that. Continue with renewables. Then maybe we need to rely on technology to do some of this. But leave my damn burrito alone.

    31. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for your perspective. Here is mine.

      I like meat. i eat it daily. I intend to continue doing so.

      I drive a ram pickup. I go where I want to when I want to.
      I do not wait for public transport. ( I also ride a bicycle. It often seems to be the case that a city bus and a bicycle require roughly the same travel time). Public transport SUCKS .

      I think that the correct course is not to choose voluntary poverty for the sake of a monkish "sustainability". Rather let us use human ingenuity to abolish poverty. Let us Find or Make ways that we can live very well without "destroying the planet".

      I respect your right to make your own choices. Can you respect mine?
      The point may well be made that any choice made does to a certain extent have effect beyond the chooser.

      Who gets to choose who gets to choose?

      As guiding principles the following may be worthy of consideration:
      Rich is BETTER than poor.
      Individual is BETTER than collective.

      I would be interested in your response, should you choose to make one.

    32. Re: wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shove it, soy boy.

    33. Re:wha? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      I Soviet Russia, the sandwich eats me!

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    34. Re:wha? by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 2

      But if you do want to not think about it much, one thing you can do is simply donate to carbon offsetting causes. By some metrics, Cool Earth's rainforest preservation work has the most negative CO2 per a dollar https://www.coolearth.org/get-... [coolearth.org]. They are extremely efficient, and by some metrics it is about $10 worth of offset to Cool Earth for a trans-Atlantic flight, which means that simply donating a very small amount each month will be more than enough.

      Wait, what? This entire problem can go away just by planting more green shit and/or preserving the green shit we already have? This is fantastic news! You really should spread the word to all the frothing activists out there who want us to live in adobe huts and give each other rides to work in rickshaws.

    35. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1, Informative

      No. No one has made that claim. The claim is that offset one's own individual carbon usage doesn't right now take much. That's to a large extent because what Cool Earth is doing has extremely high returns in terms of carbon reduction per a dollar, in a large part because they are dealing with a part of carbon reduction that is getting very little attention. Unfortunately, if they were anywhere close to be being fully funded, the marginal CO2 return on a dollar would go down substantially. It is only because there's so little going to it that this is an effective method. There's no way it will be effective on a very large scale. Worse, what they are doing essentially reduces the amount of CO2 being produced in a short-term fashion, it isn't a long-term solution. Planting trees will not at all solve this problem by itself, even as preserving rain forest now happens to be one of the most effective ways of reducing CO2 per a dollar spent given current expenditures.

    36. Re:wha? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Yea, but surely you were born in some kind of hospital. You are worse than an oil rig!

      That's why I was aborted in a free-range non-gmo organic cage-free pond with bath salts.

      Checkmate.

    37. Re:wha? by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      But what kind of car? A diesel? V8? V6? What about a Tesla, or Volt?

      That's the bonus question.

    38. Re:wha? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      The people who realize that 1/3 of Florida will be underwater by the year 2100 given 3 degrees in temperature rise are apparently smarter than you.

      I am enjoying a delicious breakfast burrito. Who's the smart one now?

    39. Re:wha? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Pounds or euros?

      Can you pay taxes with euros in the UK? Honestly do not know.

    40. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 0
      Sure, nothing here at all says that you have to be a "monk" and I certainly agree that we'd all rather be rich rather than poor, and that we all like being individuals but let's break this down.

      I like meat. i eat it daily. I intend to continue doing so.

      I like meat a lot. A lot. That doesn't mean I need to do something that causes ongoing damage. And I'm not suggesting that people engage in complete vegetarianism; heck I'm not a complete vegetarian myself so at minimum, that would be hypocritical in the extreme. But you don't need to eat meat every single day. And if you do care about being rich, then it is worth noting that meat is much more expensive than many non-meat options from a similar material.

      I drive a ram pickup. I go where I want to when I want to. I do not wait for public transport. ( I also ride a bicycle. It often seems to be the case that a city bus and a bicycle require roughly the same travel time). Public transport SUCKS .

      By driving the pickup, you are actively causing harm. But I'm happy that you ride a bike. That's a good, low CO2 production transport method which is very healthy. And yes, public transport in many locations sucks in much of the US. This is due to a variety of different issues. Much of the US is spread out in suburbs and low-density areas, which makes public transit tough. Also, there's a serious lack of funding for public transit- this is connected to an unfortunate self-reinforcing cycle where people don't use public transit because the transit sucks, and then as a result it doesn't get funding. It also combines in other ways with local cultural issues; for example when I lived in Boston, all sorts of people took the subway and bus as a regular thing, and the system worked pretty well. But, when I was in Birmingham, Alabama, the only people using the public transport were by and large black people of a variety of socioeconomic backgrounds and poor white people. (One day when I was taking the bus there was on the bus a black guy who clearly had some sort of mental health issue and was talking outloud to himself describing every single person on the bus. When he got to me, he said something like "And then there's that white dude. Don't know what he's doing here.")

      But you can make public transit better by helping lobby for more funding. And the better your public transit gets, the more people willing to use it. The same thing that works in the other direction works to help when you get a critical mass.

      And here's an important point: If you are really concerned about going "where I want to when I want to" then it isn't hard to use public transit and to supplement that with other things like bikes. Heck, even having Uber for its occasional use is helpful- I'm currently living in Ames, Iowa, which doesn't have amazing public transit, so I do need to occasionally use Uber. But that's rare, and the use of Uber and Lyft still ends up costing far, far less than owning a car would.

      I respect your right to make your own choices. Can you respect mine?

      You won't see above anything where I at all said I was going to force you not to have a car. But all of our choices have limits- my rights to make a choice end where they threaten to harm others. Someone is allowed to extend their fist but not if it hits someone else's face. And for many different pollutants we've added taxes or cap and trade systems because of the harm they do to bystanders and it works. For example, the sulfur dioxide cap and trade system https://voxeu.org/article/lessons-climate-policy-us-sulphur-dioxide-cap-and-trade-programme helped spur massive technological innovation and essentially solved the problem of acid rain.

      I think that the correct course is not to choose voluntary poverty for the sake of a monkish "sustainability". Rather let us

    41. Re:wha? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      This is just the headline to get funding. It's like those "ignoble" scientific studies that are actually quite valuable once you get past the headline.

      They did a study on the carbon impact of various foods. To get some PR and funding they did this little stunt.

      As for your sandwich... It's probably one of the first foods that will start using artificial ingredients. Well, butter began being replaced long ago, but soon meat and probably cheese will be too.

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    42. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wondered...is a flux capacitor the same thing as an inductor, a device that stores energy in the magnetic flux instead of the electric field like a traditional capacitor?

    43. Re:wha? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      It makes implicitly a whole bunch of useful points: First, that transport and direct personal electrical consumption aren't the only producers of CO2.

      D'oh. Thank god for scientific research funding to tell us this.

      Second, that as our economy and society currently stands, the production of CO2 is going to be pretty large no matter what.

      Which is what makes meaningless virtue signaling like the Paris Accord a waste of time and money.

      Honestly, this is substantially more CO2 than I would have expected for this,

      Do you think the next research into this would get funded if the result were "there's nothing to see here, there is no problem from eating sandwiches, move along"? It is kinda obvious that they're going to come out with a startling result.

    44. Re:wha? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The claim is that offset one's own individual carbon usage doesn't right now take much.

      Every bite of food you eat requires some amount of energy to produce, and eating it results in carbon dioxide. To "offset one's own carbon usage" means not eating. And not breathing. And not decomposing when something else eats you.

      Doesn't take much, does it?

      There's no way it will be effective on a very large scale.

      Not eating or breathing on a very large scale would be very effective in reducing carbon emissions, wouldn't it?

    45. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't drive a vehicle you insensitive clod!

      The vehicle drives YOU!

    46. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad they couldn't have put these resources - the research knowledge, experience, education, experience, not to mention equipment and infrastructure, into something that would have a visible benefit, like solving the AIDS crisis, finding a cure for Alzheimer's, or finding a better treatment, perhaps even a cure, for rabies in humans.

    47. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2

      No. This is fundamentally confused about how the carbon cycle works. Making a plant takes in CO2, and the CO2 I exhale represents the carbon eaten from that. Regular eating by itself is essentially carbon neutral. The energy cost is mostly coming from things like fertilizer, transport of material, etc. But yes, we're not going to make people completely carbon neutral- but we don't need to. We don't need to have a zero delta carbon society, just a much smaller production. And there are many things related to that that you can easily do to help out with that, both at a personal level, and at a level of helping others, such as donating to Cool Earth and Everybody Solar.

    48. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize this what you say is completely irrational, viewed from cold hard science?

      You're attempting to disagree with facts. Of course it's a lso rational to want bacon, sausage and cheese as these about top the list of what's desirable in life (except cheddar. cheddar sucks. why don't you try to make some emmental equivalent? in high volume, low cost, low quality form you can have tons and tons of the stuff and pizzas are made from it! I doubt you can make pizza with hamburgers' cheese!)

      But fuck, fuck off, fuck this shit.
      If we can't handle a sandwich, what about if we speak about war. Ha! to make it worse, instead of the obvious bad guy I'll shine light on its enablers, the vassal states. Many countries in there, especially the most holier-than-you, greenwashed, best at human rights and whatever! Who attacked Libya?, conspired against Syria - and are still trying - for about this whole decade, what was that huge flow of weapons from Czech, Bulgaria and wherever else? Who keeps silent about Yemen, or perhaps finds that war profitable?we
      Yes, much of Holy Europe bears direct responsibility for these wars and for roughly half a million dead, ten million refugees (I don't know exactly), one million on cholera, and the all around starvation is untold and it doesn't stop there.
      So : how is it we can't fix such a mess? Shouldn't just lock up a few thousands or hundreds people and stop doing such things? Worse, if you're a citizen of one of the guilty countries, are you personally responsible because of your silence and inaction?

      Now (assuming the above is not wrong) this should or might make the reader disgusted, angsty and helpless. I don't think it's off-topic either, because you won't solve global warming if you can't and won't deal with international politics of this sort (the solution to which might be quite simple actually, stop trying to kill other countries' leaders or interfering in internal matters so excessively)
      It also illustrates what personal guilt might be. Politicians and media like to wash their hands about global warming by shaming the humble people and never doing anything else. (Wealthy people are freer than ever to waste on anything, and when you're to pay $400,000 on a house you don't have a say in how that huge pile of money will be used). Just like carpet bombing or weapons trafficking may get a free pass, but the western populations themselves are suspect and suffer loss of liberty because, you might be a terrorist!

    49. Re:wha? by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      It is only because there's so little going to it that this is an effective method. There's no way it will be effective on a very large scale.

      If it doesn't scale worth a crap (or, as you posit, actually makes things worse in the long haul), then why are we even talking about it rather than putting that money into researching things that actually can scale? Simply because because the same save-the-rainforest crowd that has been around for many, many decades has adopted the current hot-button language to motivate/guilt people into giving them money they wouldn't have otherwise?

    50. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      If a damned sandwich is going to put Florida underwater

      Wait.. you're saying I get to eat a sandwich, AND put Florida underwater? Hand me another sandwich!

    51. Re:wha? by Chas · · Score: 1

      Seriously. All these people can do is scream "We're fucked and it's YOUR fault!" and come up with ever crazier "examples".

      They keep telling us our ONLY two options are global warming or an ice age.

      Which is patent bullshit.

      We ALREADY have the tech to crack and/or sequester carbon. It isn't "simple", and takes an assload of power, but we can do it.

      But nope! "WE"RE FUCK AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!"

      I'm done with this shit. These people can go eat a dick.

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    52. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Because right now, per a dollar spent, it will be the most effective, and that will be true for at least an order of magnitude more funding;. When it ceases to be the most effective, I'll advocate giving to other causes. In that regard, it isn't that dissimilar to why Give Well advocates giving to Against Malaria as the best way to save lives per a dollar spent https://www.givewell.org/charities/amf - yes at a sufficient level of funding that analysis will change but it hasn't yet. . And no, I didn't assert anywhere that it will make things worse in the long haul, and I'm not even sure where you are getting that idea. And yes, research and other things are good too. Right now, research for better solar and batteries is happening at a nearly break-neck pace. If you want to help longer term climate mitigation then one thing to do is give to specific solar which I also linked to.

    53. Re:wha? by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      The lobsters?

    54. Re:wha? by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      My calculations show that your average scientist has a much larger carbon footprint than your average bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Therefore, you should kill one scientist for every 1000 such biscuits you eat.

      My math may be off a bit; it could very well be one scientist equals 10,000 or 10,000,000 bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits. Depends on the scientist's age, weight, eating habits, etc..

    55. Re:wha? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Shit... Touche. We should organize our society after the lobsters.

    56. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cycling is less carbon intensive than walking, moreso if you're carrying something.
      The best part is you have a free, idle horse. Gather a few friends and family and eat the horse.

    57. Re:wha? by Shogun37 · · Score: 1

      Florida won't be underwater...We'll ship all the water to California, so they can grow almonds! #drunkontheirownkoolaide. #demonstratingstupiditybybeingstupid

    58. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how much funding will it take to get public transportation out to my farming community, population 2000 where we are at least 30 minutes away by car to the city and maybe 45 minutes by bus providing it's a direct non stop trip? Oh and there is no cattle or pork production where we live. And since you mention using bikes. How exactly do you plan on carrying a weeks plus worth of food on a bike for a family of 4 and then on to some kind of public transportation and then having to walk home from the drop off point all while not having any frozen food thaw?

      Let me guess drop the farming and everyone moves to the big city as a solution or death.

    59. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      No, as the US stands right now, without massive changes, it is completely impossible to do effective public transport in rural areas, and forcing people to move is unreasonable. People there are doing necessary jobs providing the food for everyone else among other things. As for bikes, if you are the same AC as before, then you mentioned bikes before I did, but I agree that they aren't great in rural areas either. If the vast majority of people driving cars are the people who are in rural areas like that, and the city dwellers don't that by itself would do a massive job on our carbon footprint. Everyone should do what they can, and expecting people to do things which are extremely inconvenient is not reasonable nor fair. That said, there are other things one can do to reduce one's carbon footprint if one is living in a rural area, and many of them, such as getting solar panels or insulating one's house, will in fact pay for themselves.

    60. Re:wha? by Chas · · Score: 1

      Good sir! I admire the cut of your jib!

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    61. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything has an environmental impact. What exactly have you got against quantifying it?

      Nobody is saying "ZOMG the sandwiches are going to drown us all, run for the hills!!!!" They're saying "The quantifiable effect of this product is this. So now you can factor that into your decisions, rather than relying on your own intuition. Have a nice day."

    62. Re:wha? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      Your lack of appreciation for the incomparable delights of cheddar makes the rest of your post highly suspect.

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    63. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to lead with, "In Soviet Russia,...". FAIL.

    64. Re:wha? by zugmeister · · Score: 1

      I am enjoying a delicious breakfast burrito. Who's the smart one now?

      I think if you eat it while you're IN your coastal Florida house it balances out. You actually end up ahead if you have US gov't backed flood insurance.

    65. Re:wha? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      The claim is that offset one's own individual carbon usage doesn't right now take much.

      But that in itself is a completely nonsensical claim, utterly bereft of any factual basis.

      The fact is that NOTHING you can do, as an individual, short of becoming a vegetarian monk burning vegetable oil candles for light and using nothing but a bicycle for transportation, will make enough difference to matter.

      This has been known unequivocally for many years now. Why did you not know it?

    66. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you! A thoughtful response... with which I must (or at least choose to) disagree on many -but not all points.

      We will have to simply disagree on the subject of dietary composition. This response will be far too long even without such being considered.

      The interconnected subjects of wealth ("rich") and transport are probably more useful subjects for this discussion anyway.

      First, may I say that I must respect your forthrighness in saying "By driving the pickup, you are actively causing harm." I takes guts to say what you think even at risk of offending politeness. FWIW I am not offended.

      I take the position that whatever harm is done by use of the truck is outweighed by the benefit of having versatile transport available for immediate use. I am much more likely to need to move objects than persons. I have owned autos in the past and the truck is simply more useful. Certainly one could for example rent at need... but one must consider cost ( in both time and money ) of the rental process itself and the uncertain availability of a suitable vehicle at any given time.

      I am somewhat dubious about Uber and similar systems. Consider the history of "piecework" and the imbalance of power between employer and employees ...er "independant contractors".

      "Rich" I wrote is "BETTER than poor". I may not have sufficiently well expressed myself when I chose the word "Rich". Money as such is the least part of 'rich'ness (wealth). Money is mostly important when you don't have it. To a certain extent, depending on both ability and luck one can 'make' money. What of time?

      I can take a city bus on a 15 mile trip at an out-and-back price of say four dollars. The same trip in my truck might all-costs-accounted be say fifteen dollars, possibly twenty. Which costs more of my wealth? How to account for the fact that the bus trip might cost two to four times the time that the self-driven trip in the truck requires. How to account for the very limited cargo-transport possibilities of the bus?

      A trip from Santa Ana CA to Skylark Field, Lake Elsinor CA is about 50 miles, about 1.5 hours in a car or truck on a bad day. It is just barely doable with public transport. The fastest bus route I got from Google maps takes over ten hours and requires five transfers and a seventeen minute walk. I don't know the monetary cost, but there are at least two separate transport systems involved.

      Leaded Gasoline is thankfully obsolete. Human ingenuity has come up with a better solution. I have no useful answer to the question you ask. However perhaps this will serve: If I could, I would prefer that my truck be a truck, electrically powered, rechargeable from the rooftop solar that we have already installed at home. The price of the vehicle must be in the range of 25000 USD and the range between "fillups" (charges) must be at least 440 miles (Santa Ana to San Jose). Charging time must be ten minutes or less. Load capacity must be at least 1000 lbs. Power train lifespan must be at least 20 years ( 5000 USD maintenance allowed over that 20 year period). Price, capacity and maintenance budget based on actual experience with existing gasoline-powered vehicle. I am not interested in losing capability or function. I am very interested in lower cost (in the greater sense) for equal or better function.

      Questions for you to consider:

      As I mentioned above I have rooftop solar sufficient to power the house, including air conditioning to 72 degrees all summer long. I work from home. When the temperature goes much above 74 F I lose working efficiency (ie fall asleep at the workstation). During high summer un-airconditioned temperature goes far above 80 degrees. California's "Flex your Power" program asks that airconditioning be set to 78 or above. Should I:
      Set the aircon to a comfortable temp where I can be most productive.
      Set aircon to "socially responsible" 78 or above and become ineffective at my work.
      Something else?

      What fraction of ones (ment

    67. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fueled by fruit, nuts, and veggies.

      Wouldn't your methane emissions on such a diet be a concern?

    68. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is that NOTHING you can do, as an individual, short of becoming a vegetarian monk burning vegetable oil candles for light and using nothing but a bicycle for transportation, will make enough difference to matter.

      But why would you leave open the possibility that even something that extreme could make enough difference to matter? After all, you've spent years spreading "Sky Dragon Slayer" misinformation which wrongly claims that Earth's global average surface temperature is independent of CO2.

    69. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read an interesting article yesterday by an MIT professor who put forward some very interesting mathematical facts. He pointed out that in a given 2500 molecule sample of air you have the following standard breakdown:

      • 1952 molecules of nitrogen
      • 524 molecules of oxygen
      • 23 molecules of argon
      • 1 molecule of carbon dioxide

      1 molecule of CO2 in 2500 molecules is equivalent to 400 parts per million of CO2. And for that one molecule only 11% of the infrared wave length can actually react with the CO2.

      So given those scientific facts from someone much smarter than me, it seems highly improbable that CO2 emissions are going to raise the temperature by 3 degrees.

      Is the temperature going up? Actually it has been going up and down. During the Medieval warm period it was higher than it is right now, then went down during the Maunder minimum - the temperature is more sensitive to sun spot activity than it is to CO2 changes. Which also explains why other planets in our solar system see similar rises and falls in temperature patterns, unless there's actually aliens in hidden bases producing CO2 on those planets too.

    70. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can pay taxes in Euros as much as Americans can pay for theirs in Pesos.

    71. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, how talented is she?
      Can she make two sammiches at once?

    72. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As for your sandwich... It's probably one of the first foods that will start using artificial ingredients. Well, butter began being replaced long ago, but soon meat and probably cheese will be too.

      Here in Finland its illegal to sell and advertize american cheese as cheese because its at best a "cheeselike substance"

    73. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know how carbon-neutral that disaster-porn propaganda is that you are consuming. Or even how much methane it produces once you consume it?

    74. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I read an interesting article yesterday by an MIT professor who put forward some very interesting mathematical facts. He pointed out that in a given 2500 molecule sample of air you have the following standard breakdown:

      • 1952 molecules of nitrogen
      • 524 molecules of oxygen
      • 23 molecules of argon
      • 1 molecule of carbon dioxide

      1 molecule of CO2 in 2500 molecules is equivalent to 400 parts per million of CO2. And for that one molecule only 11% of the infrared wave length can actually react with the CO2.

      So given those scientific facts from someone much smarter than me, it seems highly improbable that CO2 emissions are going to raise the temperature by 3 degrees.

      You read something that you don't want to share with us, you gave us a few facts by someone far smarter than you but failed to give us his conclusion, and you yourself conclude from that without any discernible reason that something is improbable. Well done.

    75. Re:wha? by greythax · · Score: 1

      No they shouldn't. They should be upset if the numbers are made up, or the science is bad. But if the science is good, and now we know things we didn't before, they should be happy. Sandwich gas isn't something I think we need to worry too much about. It came from carbon that was in the atmosphere already. And knowing those numbers might be helpful in calculating how the health of that carbon cycle system is at any point in time (though sandwiches would be a very small part of it.)

      Who they should be mad at is anyone putting a POLITICAL spin on it. Including the scientist if he isn't also mentioning the carbon (potentially) neutral nature of that sandwich. And the website that published a political story based off of it.

      And your silly ass for suggesting that any knowledge can be junk.

    76. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is that NOTHING you can do, as an individual, short of becoming a vegetarian monk burning vegetable oil candles for light and using nothing but a bicycle for transportation, will make enough difference to matter.

      This has been known unequivocally for many years now. Why did you not know it?

      And don't you know why it doesn't seem to work? Being a vegetarian has nothing to do with human producing CO2. This is a stupid statement that what we eat increases CO2 production by humans (or living organism). If it is true, why herbivores shit and breath which produce CO2 (look at your COWS)? I guess that's why so many Americans are failing biology because they don't understand how things work.

      To make it work, a large percentage of people must participate. CO2 produced by living organism consumption is not abnormal. However, other processes that create CO2 are most likely from man made, e.g. cars, burning, etc. At the same time, again, humans are the cause of reducing trees (forest). So both types of human activities are the major causes of CO2 rising. If we, humans, want to remedy the rise of CO2, then we must reduce the amount of forest destruction. We may need a new way of cooking. We are the cause.

      By the way I don't believe that CO2 is the only cause of severe weather change around the world. However, I do believe that CO2 is one of the major factor. If we could get it to the balance level, then we might find other major factors that cause this disaster.

    77. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what exactly you are trying to claim here. Are you claiming that individuals as individuals aren't going to make a big difference? Sure- that's inevitably the case when one is dealing with a planetary population in the billions. But that doesn't mean that individual actions can't help, or more to the point, that if one cares about things, that one can reasonably try to offset carbon output directly through the methods outlined. So what is your argument exactly?

    78. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1
      I'm going to respond to some of these comments in a slightly different order if you don't mind. First, I'm essentially in agreement with the Heinlein quote: Getting people to actually act well is very, very tough. That's why I'm in favor of a revenue neutral carbon tax- we only got to the specifics of what people could do on this topic at a tangential level: I'm not generally in the habit of telling people what they can/should do on such issues.

      I take the position that whatever harm is done by use of the truck is outweighed by the benefit of having versatile transport available for immediate use. I am much more likely to need to move objects than persons. I have owned autos in the past and the truck is simply more useful. Certainly one could for example rent at need... but one must consider cost ( in both time and money ) of the rental process itself and the uncertain availability of a suitable vehicle at any given time.

      Sure, these are all considerations that are completely valid. This is why for example I have a friend who lives in a suburb of Boston with a large car that stays in the garage most of the time- most days they use the public transit to get two and from work, but the option of having the car is really helpful. And obviously, some things make it even more so: if my wife and I end up having kids, we're probably going to need to get a car.

      I am somewhat dubious about Uber and similar systems. Consider the history of "piecework" and the imbalance of power between employer and employees ...er "independant contractors".

      I agree that this sort of thing has other, pretty serious problems. I think in the long-term we're going to have to come up with new regulations to make sure that people in such positions aren't screwed over.

      Leaded Gasoline is thankfully obsolete. Human ingenuity has come up with a better solution.

      Not really. The anti-knock effects of lead are by many metrics better than modern systems, and certainly less expensive.

      If I could, I would prefer that my truck be a truck, electrically powered, rechargeable from the rooftop solar that we have already installed at home.

      If you already have rooftop solar you are already doing more to reduce your CO2 output than the vast majority of people. In that context, even if one is using the air conditioner at whatever temperature you need to work, what you do is your own thing, but you are already being pretty damn helpful. And of course, where one lives matters a lot. How much heat or air one needs varies a lot by location to location; in the long-term as we get a better grid and better storage, we'll be in a position where this sort of thing will be less of an issue. Unfortunately, those sorts of systemic changes aren't really happening in the US as much as they should be.

    79. Re:wha? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      No, no, you eat carbon. Or CO2, thereby reducing carbon in the atmosphere.

    80. Re:wha? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      You realize you're arguing against sandwiches, right?\

    81. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, consider the amount of carbon dioxide release/created during the production, shipment, and application of a condom. Now, please compare that to the amount of carbon dioxide that will be created by a new being from birth to death.

      I think I just found out that hyper green folks want all humans dead/non existent!

    82. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In California, that will be an option soon.

    83. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're really masochistic enough to want to know what Jane's argument is, read the first installment of Jane's Sky Dragon Slayer rant. But remember: you were warned. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...

  2. Small part of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The much larger contributor to global warming and general human misery is the methane emissions that begin about 15 minutes after I eat it.

  3. Lame by CanHasDIY · · Score: 0

    From the We-Have-Entirely-Too-Much-Free-Time Department

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    1. Re:Lame by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2

      Actually it is from the:

      Lets-Honestly-Assess-How-Badly-The-Modern-Economy-Is-Making-The-Planet-Unlivable-For-Man Department.

    2. Re:Lame by bigwheel · · Score: 1

      Someone probably got paid for this critical scientific research. The article is only available for purchase.

      The upside is that since I only had half a sandwich, I'm probably entitled to some carbon credits.

    3. Re:Lame by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      If you wanted to honestly assess how modern economics harm the planet, you'd get a lot farther researching the power usage required to keep cryptocurrency running than bitching about people's lunches.

      Trying to make people feel guilty for eating isn't so much honest as childish.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    4. Re:Lame by Lanthanide · · Score: 1

      Except far more people would be upset if you took away their meat sandwiches, than would be upset if you turned off cryptocurrencies.

      That's an important thing to realise. I suspect that in total, meat sandwiches are also contributing more CO2 than cryptocurrencies.

    5. Re:Lame by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Except far more people would be upset if you took away their meat sandwiches, than would be upset if you turned off cryptocurrencies.

      Which has what to do with honestly assessing the modern economy's impact on the environment?

      That's an important thing to realise. I suspect that in total, meat sandwiches are also contributing more CO2 than cryptocurrencies.

      "suspecting" isn't really intellectually honest, though, is it? It's just speculation based on personal belief. Bitcoin alone generated approximately 8.25 MEGATONS of CO2 in 2013, and the networks' energy use has grown exponentially since then - it's estimated that, by July of next year, the bitcoin network will use more electricity per day than the entire population of the United States... to keep 1 cryptocurrency out of thousands alive.

      That would be a lot of damned sandwiches.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    6. Re:Lame by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      ^ Note, that's just the current energy cost; if we were doing an apples-to-apples comparison, we would also need to factor in the manufacture, transport, etc of the computers used to run said network, as well as the carbon footprint of the energy sources utilized.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  4. Global Warming Is Haram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess we'd better stop eating sandwiches.

    1. Re:Global Warming Is Haram by Narcocide · · Score: 2

      Well, you can't eat sunbeams, so maybe a better solution would be to find some more sustainable sources of feed for the livestock.

    2. Re:Global Warming Is Haram by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Guess we'd better stop eating sandwiches.

      I guarantee you will quickly lower your carbon footprint if you stop eating.
      I don't recommend it however.

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    3. Re:Global Warming Is Haram by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

      Guess we'd better stop eating.

      FTFY, the climate crazies will be happy now.

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      Circle the wagons and fire inward. Entropy increases without bounds.
    4. Re:Global Warming Is Haram by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      If everyone does their part the problem of climate change will be gone in about a month! Give or take a few days.

  5. All these people who have a problem with CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    need to off themselves.

  6. Don't eat meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The big problem with sandwiches is meat.

    Try instead peanut butter, sprouts, toufu, etc. It's better for the animals and the environment and your health.

    1. Re:Don't eat meat by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 0

      >> big problem with sandwiches is meat

      Yes, that was the bit. We got it.

      >> It's better for the animals

      (Smacks forehead. Wistfully remembers when Slashdot was for people with triple-digit IQs and a sense of humor.)

    2. Re:Don't eat meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but the roast beef and salami tastes better. Soooo. *chewing sandwhich* I'm sticking to what I like.

    3. Re: Don't eat meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't see how killing animals and preventing them from breeding is good for animals. We are talking about the carbon emissions of cows. That doesn't go away when we stop killing them. It goes away when we destroy their habitat and replace it with vegetables or grain.

    4. Re:Don't eat meat by gnick · · Score: 2

      >> It's better for the animals

      (Smacks forehead. Wistfully remembers when Slashdot was for people with triple-digit IQs and a sense of humor.)

      I'm not even sure it's better for the animals. If it wasn't for meat-eaters, a lot of the animals in this country never would have been born. Nobody's keeping herds of pet cattle.

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    5. Re:Don't eat meat by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      I'm sure transporting avocados halfway across the world is completely inconsequential.

      You worry about your sins, I'll worry about mine.

    6. Re: Don't eat meat by guruevi · · Score: 0

      Yes, don't eat local meats, instead eat a processed paste of fruits or beans and grass imported from somewhere halfway across the globe, made in a factory halfway across the country and sold in your Whole Foods all the way across the city

      You can't be a vegetarian and say you care about nature. The total production energy requirement (and thus cost) of your diet is unattainable to maintain by even many people in the US, let alone the majority of people in the world.

      Meat is generally not a luxury, cheaply produced meat and farmed foods is a staple because it packs the most energy output in the lowest amounts of energy input.

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    7. Re: Don't eat meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It goes away because we'd stop "manufacturing" millions of cows every year.

    8. Re:Don't eat meat by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      And there it is...they even listed cheese. Vegan power to Earth's rescue!
      This hits so many lefty points with one swipe:
      If you ask your wife to make you a sandwich while you're busting your knuckles working on her non-electric car, you're not only a sexist pig, you're also contributing to animal cruelty and poisoning the planet in two different ways at once.

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      Look back up at my post, now look back down, you're on the Internet. Now look back up. I'm a signature.
  7. Yes, you can calculate your Global Warming Sin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calculate your Global Warming sins down to the microliter of CO2 emission and then pay your pope ALGORE to purchase carbon credit indulgences so that your soul is saved and you are forgiven of your CO2 sin.

    Praised be the models until we replace them with new models that miraculously always show IT WAS WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!

    And if you disagree with us that eating a sandwich will LITERALLY DESTROY THE WORLD then clearly you are an anti-science flat-earth nazi.

    1. Re:Yes, you can calculate your Global Warming Sin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it, keep your head in the sand you coward

  8. Good grief by Notabadguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This should be titled from the "We-Are-Voluntarily-Giving-Up-Our-Credibility" department.

    Living things on this planet breathe. They exhale. Sometimes we humans kill and eat them.

    If all those animals were left alive, breathing out CO2, farting methane, eating up all the good grass and taking the jobs of other animals whose consumption have fallen out of popularity, their carbon footprint would be even worse.

    Save the environment - stop eating plants that absorb CO2 and eat more meat.

    1. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 5, Informative

      Living things on this planet breathe. They exhale. Sometimes we humans kill and eat them.

      This is a carbon-neutral process.

      If all those animals were left alive, breathing out CO2, farting methane, eating up all the good grass and taking the jobs of other animals whose consumption have fallen out of popularity, their carbon footprint would be even worse.

      This belies a complete lack of understanding of the carbon cycle :/

      Save the environment - stop eating plants that absorb CO2 and eat more meat.

      Whether you eat plants, or animals, you're merely eating a link in the carbon cycle.

      This article (and study) isn't making the insane claim that the meat in the sandwich, or the bread in the sandwich is a carbon-costly ingredient... They're measuring the cost of transportation, refrigeration, etc, etc - the things that require non-cycle sourced carbon to produce the final product.
      Your ignorance makes this problem intractable. I hope you understand that some day.

    2. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save the environment - stop eating plants that absorb CO2 and eat more meat.

      Holy crap dude, what do you think the meat eats? As a food source, calorie for calorie, meat is way more resource-intensive than pants.

    3. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save the environment - stop eating plants that absorb CO2 and eat more meat.

      Holy crap dude, what do you think the meat eats? As a food source, calorie for calorie, meat is way more resource-intensive than pants.

      Effing phone. Plants.

    4. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      no! the actual solution is condoms. That is in civilized countries it is. In less civilized countries procreating as catholics in Monthy Pathon's Sense Of Life is not going to be stopped voluntarily. No sensible catholic or muslim in for instance Africa is going to give up his right to procreate as long as his dick stands (women are not asked anyway). I suppose Zika like virus could help. This being unethical, drinking heavily to forget about human stupidity is probably best option. Having bad feeling about this or that sandwich is first step to to Zika like solution or other form of sharp and involuntary reduction of population. Humans have to eat. Whether sandwich or not is up to them. If they can afford steak, let them eat steak. In fact to celerate this article I am going to Argentinian restaurant in town where my friends live (200klm away) and celebrate life there with a glass of wine and nice talk about future of human kind.

    5. Re:Good grief by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      If all those animals were left alive, breathing out CO2, farting methane, eating up all the good grass and taking the jobs of other animals whose consumption have fallen out of popularity, their carbon footprint would be even worse.

      You are aware that the number of cows and pigs on this planet is as high as it is only because we produce to eat them, right?

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    6. Re:Good grief by sexconker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a food source, calorie for calorie, meat is way more resource-intensive than pants.

      Bullshit. You may need more of x resources to get a given amount (by weight) of meat than you would with plants, but you get all that back out at the end. It's a closed-loop. The most common comparison I see is for water. Water doesn't disappear when you use it to grow crops to feed to livestock to butcher for meat.

      Even if you imagine that pigs and cows and chickens are unnecessary middlemen for the human diet, where are they taking their cut from, exactly? Does a slaughtered pig abscond to piggy heaven with a gallon of water and a small plot of land? Or does the whole damn thing get reincorporated into the environment in one way or another?

      Meat is vastly more nutritious than plants are, meat is critical for human development, and meat is delicious. If you don't like it, don't eat it. Meat isn't doing you any harm. And if you're worried about the rest of us not having enough water or land to raise livestock to keep up with our current diets, you can relax. If we ever get to such a point it will self-correct via economic pressures well before anyone has to go hungry for lack of production. And even if we somehow got to that point, you'll be there to show us all how to eat shitty vegetables like kale and quinoa and enjoy the resulting hard poops interspersed with pockets of the foulest gases imaginable.

    7. Re:Good grief by CanHasDIY · · Score: 0

      The irony, of course, is that the people worried about the carbon footprint of your lunch are probably the same people whinging endlessly about how methane from cows are destroying the environment.

      Some folks will never be satisfied, it seems.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    8. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living things on this planet breathe. They exhale. Sometimes we humans kill and eat them.

      This is a carbon-neutral process.

      If all those animals were left alive, breathing out CO2, farting methane, eating up all the good grass and taking the jobs of other animals whose consumption have fallen out of popularity, their carbon footprint would be even worse.

      This belies a complete lack of understanding of the carbon cycle :/

      Save the environment - stop eating plants that absorb CO2 and eat more meat.

      Whether you eat plants, or animals, you're merely eating a link in the carbon cycle.

      This article (and study) isn't making the insane claim that the meat in the sandwich, or the bread in the sandwich is a carbon-costly ingredient... They're measuring the cost of transportation, refrigeration, etc, etc - the things that require non-cycle sourced carbon to produce the final product.

      Your ignorance makes this problem intractable. I hope you understand that some day.

      How many SCECUs (sandwich creation carbon equivalence units, the amount of formerly safely-sequestered carbon released into the atmosphere as carbon dioxide, in some convenient unit, such as liters of CO2 at one atmosphere and 25 degrees Celsius, or in grams if you prefer,) does one hour of war cost?

      Just curious/asking for a friend.

    9. Re:Good grief by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Whether you eat plants, or animals, you're merely eating a link in the carbon cycle."
      Well, if I'm eating links, they might as well be pork sausage links.

    10. Re:Good grief by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      You may need more of x resources to get a given amount (by weight) of meat than you would with plants, but you get all that back out at the end.

      "Fat" chance! That pig eats corn or soy, which takes a lot of water (and energy to process that water), plus fertilizer (more energy plus runoff), weed killer (ditto), and mechanical harvesting, processing, and transport. Making a pig creates a lot of pollution!

      And much of that corn and soy gets pooped out instead of going into the meat, so instead of eating the pig, it's MUCH more efficient to eat the corn or soy directly. Are you familiar with the law of conservation of energy?

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    11. Re:Good grief by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      piggy heaven

      mmm. Where even the pig may eat bacon conscious free.

    12. Re:Good grief by pz · · Score: 1

      From the really quite naive perspective, we should be cutting down all the trees.

      No, no, wait, bear with me for a minute.

      Oil, whence the anthropogenic increase in atmospheric CO2, is primarily long-ago dead plants. Coal, too. We've done the equivalent of exhuming these ancient growths and re-converting the long chain hydrocarbons of their decay into gaseous form.

      What is the reverse of this process? Trees. Trees convert atmospheric CO2 into wood that can be cut down and buried. And grown again sequestering more CO2. And buried again. Ad infinitum. It's vastly more efficient than any of the other sequestration mechanisms anyone has proposed. Grow trees, bury them, grow more ... keep going until we're back to where we started.

      The closest a private citizen can get to doing that is wasting paper. Lots and lots of paper. Do not save trees. Convince companies to grow more of them!

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    13. Re:Good grief by budsetr · · Score: 1

      I find your lack of pants...disturbing.

    14. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't seem to understand what Feed Conversion Ratio is.

      Take pork, for example. As far as mammal based meat products go, it's not bad, with an FCR around 3.5 or so if slaughtered at an ideal weight. That means that you need approximately 3.5 calories of feed for every 1 calorie of pork you get from the animal.

      That's great when you have free-range cattle, or feed your animals agricultural biproducts (corn cobs, etc.), because it lets you capture an otherwise unused resource and convert it into food. It becomes an issue if you spend fuel and use land just to grow feed crops. If you grow corn for animal feed, you're basically taking 3.5 calories that could have been used by humans, and converting it into 1 calorie (of meat) instead. The energy cost is compounded by transportation costs, which tend to be higher for meat that for grains (you need to keep your animals alive and healthy long enough to get to the slaughter house), and it grows higher still when you include processing and refrigeration costs.

      I like meat and animal products, but I try to be selective about which ones I eat, just like I try to avoid driving (especially alone) if public transit is an option. Fish, poultry, and eggs are pretty good, some mammals are OK (particularly if allowed to forage), and ice cream tastes better when you appreciate how ridiculously inefficient it is to make.

    15. Re:Good grief by MrMr · · Score: 1

      I think that is a typo. It should probably read 'than shorts'.

    16. Re:Good grief by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Living things on this planet breathe. They exhale. Sometimes we humans kill and eat them.

      This is a carbon-neutral process.

      Huh? Animals produce a lot more carbon dioxide than they consume. How is this "carbon neutral"? Or has "carbon neutral" been defined so that it doesn't mean you have to stop doing anything, just all those other people who are doing other things?

      This belies a complete lack of understanding of the carbon cycle :/

      Oh, I see. You are applying the entire carbon cycle to animal respiration and coming up with "neutral".

      Here's a shocker. The entire planet is carbon neutral under that definition. There will never be more carbon than what is here today, or was here yesterday. It takes up various forms, just like in "the carbon cycle", but it is all still here and will still be here.

      I am, of course, excluding the trivial amounts of carbon that may have been lost by sending stuff into outer space that never came back. I don't think the lunar landers and rovers left on the moon count for much in the way of carbon loss.

      Your ignorance makes this problem intractable.

      I'd say that zealotry is making this intractable, but ...

    17. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure that I agree completely with poster. E.g., I think the article is about the complete life cycle and we as humans do in fact alter the carbon cycle with the demand for food we eat.

      I don't typically quote XKCD, but this illustration on the masses of land animals does a really good job portraying exactly how bizarre the ecosystem is: https://xkcd.com/1338/. E.g., most of land mammalian are something we are raising to eat. The plants that we eat require a lot of fertilizer, typically synthetic (extremely energy intensive). The animals that we eat require a lot more plants than directly eating plants. Yes, this is complicated, and more complicated than I am portraying--which is why people do research to try to understand the impact of the Entire Product Lifecycle. I personally am interested in reading more into the article.

      Where, I do 100% agree with the poster is on the sentiment. People need to stop flipping out (as illustrated by most modded comments) every single time a scientific study comes out with a conclusion that they do not like. I really and truly get it; it is difficult to care about too many things. However, this collective flip out, makes it difficult for people that care about the environment and other problems to solve them. It is okay to say "I support people trying to understand and improve things, even if it is a bit overwhelming."

    18. Re:Good grief by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      But corn and soy do not taste near as good as the pig. Sooooooo, Given the choice I take bacon flavored climate change. :D

    19. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer patties you insensitive clod!

    20. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a carbon-neutral process.

      This planet literally never had any free oxygen on it for a long ass time.
      CO2 production in nature is absolutely NOT carbon-neutral either.
      If it was, there wouldn't be massive climatic shifts all the fuck over the place.

      Stop thinking Earth sans humans is stable. IT IS NOT STABLE AT ALL.
      This planet will die on its own without us. With us it might just die a little quicker unless we grow a brain in the next couple centuries. (we will)
      Earth is not in the goldilocks zone. Revised measurements put it right on the outside edge of it. It regularly pops its head outside of that zone.
      Earth never has been "perfect for life", there's been several significant terminations of almost all of Earths bio-diversity, essentially resetting it.
      God forbid you knew how hot Earth was back in Pangaea days.

      Too much plant growth gets fixed by fire. Humans have already allowed too much plant growth. Current plant growths are unnatural. (with respect to history)
      This is why there are constant wildfires ripping through large amounts of land.
      Nature balanced itself out. It is still doing it now. Those balancing acts are just considerably more harsh than they were before humans.
      But Earth as it is now can't be predicted using past evidence of Earth history. The planet is considerably cooler since the last mass extinction. We are in uncharted waters. The Earth could very easily die. We'll go one of two ways, Venus or Mars.
      Trying to STOP climate change could in fact be the worst thing the human race ever does. It WILL kill this planet. Good luck restarting the fucking core when the convective currents fail. This ain't a crappy Syfy film.

    21. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Huh? Animals produce a lot more carbon dioxide than they consume. How is this "carbon neutral"? Or has "carbon neutral" been defined so that it doesn't mean you have to stop doing anything, just all those other people who are doing other things?

      This is quite literally impossible.
      All carbon in your body, exhaled, came via the cycle from the first step in it- the air, whether via a plant that used photosynthesis to break it apart, or an animal that you ate, who ate that plant. You can't possible "produce" more carbon that you took in, unless we're going to involve alchemy or high-energy particle physics into the equation. You can alter the balance of the cycle, between gaseous and various solid forms, but at the end of the day, that cow you just ate was all CO2 a year before it was born. That CO2 turned into carbohydrates with the addition of sunlight and oxygen, those plants were eaten by an animal and turned into the proteins that you eventually ate. Every living thing is a link that extracts what was originally solar energy by oxidizing carbon compounds constructed by plants. If you ate something living, your carbon came from the cycle. This is obviously untrue if you eat carbonaceous rocks. But I don't think you do.

      Oh, I see. You are applying the entire carbon cycle to animal respiration and coming up with "neutral".

      Yes, I am. As one should...

      Here's a shocker. The entire planet is carbon neutral under that definition. There will never be more carbon than what is here today, or was here yesterday. It takes up various forms, just like in "the carbon cycle", but it is all still here and will still be here.

      Yes, the entire planet is mostly carbon neutral under that definition (meteorites being a notable exception).
      What matters is the length of the particular cycle you're altering. For all intents and purposes, fossil fuels can be considered non-cyclical, since their cycle length is longer than the existence of our species. For the cow you ate, it's all short-term. Whether you had eaten that cow or not, it was going to give its carbon onto the next step in the cycle pretty quickly either way. Cows only innate carbon-cycle impact is the formation of methane, which is a more environmentally impacting form of carbon.

      I'd say that zealotry is making this intractable, but ...

      I don't think we disagree on that... but zealotry is often fueled by ignorance.

    22. Re:Good grief by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      You can't possible "produce" more carbon that you took in,

      The issue is not carbon, it is carbon dioxide. Yes, I ABSOLUTELY produce more carbon dioxide than I consume. I am converting carbon that has been converted into bio-carbon (carbohydrate, protein, fats) by plants back into the dangerous carbon dioxide. The only way to stop that process is to stop eating or stop breathing.

      Yes, I am. As one should...

      Not when you are evaluating the costs of one step in the cycle. Otherwise, let's be honest and include the entire existence of carbon on the planet, which we can say truly IS neutral no matter what any of us does. If "carbon neutral" is the goal, then bingo, we're there.

      Yes, the entire planet is mostly carbon neutral under that definition (meteorites being a notable exception).

      Yes, I forgot about those. Dang, we have to put up a shield around the planet because we're gaining dangerous carbon every second.

      Whether you had eaten that cow or not, it was going to give its carbon onto the next step in the cycle pretty quickly either way.

      I eat veal. Six months is a lot shorter than five years.

      but zealotry is often fueled by ignorance.

      Zealotry is more often fueled by presumed knowledge and arrogance. People who say "the discussion is over, the science is settled" are not ignorant, for the most part.

    23. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I don't typically quote XKCD, but this illustration on the masses of land animals does a really good job portraying exactly how bizarre the ecosystem is: https://xkcd.com/1338/. E.g., most of land mammalian are something we are raising to eat. The plants that we eat require a lot of fertilizer, typically synthetic (extremely energy intensive). The animals that we eat require a lot more plants than directly eating plants. Yes, this is complicated, and more complicated than I am portraying--which is why people do research to try to understand the impact of the Entire Product Lifecycle. I personally am interested in reading more into the article.

      That's exactly what the article is about- and why it's worth reading, and not dismissing outright because "all things eat and shit"

    24. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      The issue is not carbon, it is carbon dioxide. Yes, I ABSOLUTELY produce more carbon dioxide than I consume.

      Only in the short term. The carbon you consume was carbon dioxide very recently. A plant turned it into edible carbon for you. You're undoing that process and taking a cut of the energy it provided in the form of more complex organic molecules.

      I am converting carbon that has been converted into bio-carbon (carbohydrate, protein, fats) by plants back into the dangerous carbon dioxide.

      Yes, you are.

      The only way to stop that process is to stop eating or stop breathing.

      Utter bollocks. You stop eating and stop breathing, and you'll be CO2 again within a year, unless of course we either bury you miles underground, or fire you at the stars at faster than escape velocity.
      This isn't a complicated concept. There is a total carbon, and there is biomass. Your eating and exhaling is just passing what was CO2 very recently back to CO2. Short term alteration of a cycle that is already very short.

      Not when you are evaluating the costs of one step in the cycle. Otherwise, let's be honest and include the entire existence of carbon on the planet, which we can say truly IS neutral no matter what any of us does. If "carbon neutral" is the goal, then bingo, we're there.

      No, because fossil-fuels, which is what this is all really about.
      You leave the 100 million year carbon cycles alone, and you can basically do whatever the hell you want and the planetary climate will remain stable with regard to carbon's effect on it. You start digging up sequestered carbon to fuel your increased need for dietary carbon, and that's the alteration of the cycle, the break in what is otherwise effective neutrality.

      I eat veal. Six months is a lot shorter than five years.

      Completely irrelevant.

      Zealotry is more often fueled by presumed knowledge and arrogance. People who say "the discussion is over, the science is settled" are not ignorant, for the most part.

      Is presumed knowledge knowledge not a form of ignorance? I think you've made it clear which yours is, however.

    25. Re:Good grief by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Are you familiar with the law of conservation of energy?

      Yes, I am. You clearly are not. We don't lose any energy due the the "inefficiency" of raising meat. Nor do we lose any water.

    26. Re:Good grief by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You don't understand. Livestock raised and slaughtered doesn't add or remove any energy from the planet, nor does it permanently use up water, land, etc.
      It doesn't matter how "efficient" anything is as long as you have the operational overhead to cover instantaneous demand (needing x gallons of feed and fresh water now vs. waiting for the shit and piss on the back end).

    27. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know there's such thing as agricultural run off or zillions tons of pig shit that end up polluting the rivers? (although, polluting with nutrients)
      The loop is not closed, this ends up in ocean dead zones. Even the water itself has a tendency to flow downwards, you might want to know this as you have your own great ideas on water management.

      There's also a hidden "fuck you I got mine" in your post. If things go really bad or every time they do you'll be able to spend another $1000+/year on meat and food like it's candy money, so everything is okay.for everybody.

    28. Re:Good grief by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      You are correct about the scientific fact that producing meat requires out of cycle CO2.

      You are also correct that the OP was ignorant of this fact.

      You are absolutely not correct that OP's ignorance makes the problem intractable. It's intractable for completely other reasons.

      Chief among those reasons is that many (not all) people strongly prefer to eat meat. And given that (for better or worse) people have free will, they will enact that choice both individually through their dietary choices and collectively through policies that enable those choices.

      I hope that people that are serious about climate change understand that, because I don't see us making much progress on it otherwise.

    29. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely not correct that OP's ignorance makes the problem intractable. It's intractable for completely other reasons.

      Fair enough. I should have said, "Your refusal to allow your ignorance to be corrected makes this problem intractable."
      You can't bring about a societal shift without force if you can't even educate your people.

    30. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except there's no direct evidence that links CO2 to global warming. The troposphere has constant entropy, caused by gravity and energy from the sun, this determines the surface temperature, not greenhouse gas, that's why there's snow on mountains, even though they're closer to the sun, it's similar to the compression process in a diesel engine, the compression causes the air temperature to rise. The stratosphere is where UV causes endothermic Ozone chemical reactions, which is why the air in the troposphere doesn't continue rising up into the stratosphere, because the stratosphere has greater entropy, it tends to just sit on top, which is why the jet streams exist.

      Recent research modelling planets and moons in our solar system, based on NASA's measurements, has shown that a planet's surface temperature is related to the density of the atmosphere, and it's distance from the sun.

      There's evidence to suggest the atmospheric pressure was four times what it is today in the carboniferous era, this would have caused a much hotter atmosphere, due to adiabatic compression by gravity.

      Venus might be 450 degrees C on the surface near the equator, but the atmospheric pressure is 90 atm. At higher altitude, where the atmospheric pressure is equal to earth, the temperature is about 38 degrees centigrade. Venus poles have air temperatures colder than any place on earth.

      Sorry but the greenhouse gas people just didn't understand thermodynamics. I'm an engineer, I spent four years studying thermodynamics.

      I know bullshit when I see it, unfortunately the general public don't and tend to be too trusting of so called climate scientists.

    31. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meat is vastly more nutritious than plants are, meat is critical for human development, and meat is delicious. If you don't like it, don't eat it. Meat isn't doing you any harm. And if you're worried about the rest of us not having enough water or land to raise livestock to keep up with our current diets, you can relax. If we ever get to such a point it will self-correct via economic pressures well before anyone has to go hungry for lack of production. And even if we somehow got to that point, you'll be there to show us all how to eat shitty vegetables like kale and quinoa and enjoy the resulting hard poops interspersed with pockets of the foulest gases imaginable.

      Actually meat can do a lot of harm. It takes only a few minutes to find this information if you are willing to look for it. In fact people are not even designed to eat meat. http://rense.com/general20/meant.htm

      Please do some research before spewing your ignorance.

    32. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you familiar with the law of conservation of energy?

      Yes, I am. You clearly are not. We don't lose any energy due the the "inefficiency" of raising meat. Nor do we lose any water.

      So if you have a nice glass of water, I can pour it on the ground, and you're okay with that, because nothing is lost.

    33. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really going to use that as an argument.

      1. You have 2 barrels of oil, a well and a field. You use one barrel of oil to draw water and till the field, you get soy beans that you eat.
      Result: You now have 100 days of food (Soy Beans) and 1 barrel of oil.

      2. You have 2 barrels of oil, a well, a field and some pigs. You use one barrel of oil to draw water and till the field, you use another barrel of oil to maintain your pigs by keeping them warm, healthy and transported. You get your 100 days worth of food (soy beans) but you feed them to the pigs.
      Result: You now have 20 days of food (Tasty bacon) and 0 barrels of oil.

      Obviously you haven't destroyed any energy, you have transformed it and increased the entropy of the system. You know full well that that was what the GP meant.
      Making meat costs more resources. Once we go all renewable energy and renewable fertilizer and stop putting chemicals in the ground and antibiotics in the healthy pigs. Then maybe, just maybe we could have sustainable meat production on a large scale. Personally I hope so, because I like meat. But I don't pretend that it's not harmful to the environment.

    34. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Except there's no direct evidence that links CO2 to global warming.

      That's like saying there is no direct evidence that links a wool blanket to feeling warmer.

      Sorry but the greenhouse gas people just didn't understand thermodynamics. I'm an engineer, I spent four years studying thermodynamics.

      You spent 4 years studying the thermodynamics, and missed how molecules that absorb thermal emission spectra, become more energetic in the form of heat, can increase the temperature of a system? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

      CO2 converts long-wave radiation, the earth's only way to give its input heat back to space- into heat. It increases the overall energy in the system by slowing down the planet's ability to shed it. The more CO2 in the atmosphere, the more the planet will warm until the input flux and output flux match again, that is until it reaches its new equilibrium. You're complaining that the large-scale statistical models have trouble modeling the exact impact of a certain amount of CO2 on the huge dynamic system. That's fair. But to say that it isn't even linked? That is fucking retarded, my friend.

    35. Re:Good grief by pots · · Score: 1
      This is not what people mean when they refer to water as a limited resource. No one is operating under the delusion that the water disappears when it's consumed, only that we use fresh water faster than it is replenished. There are a number of examples of this, one of the starkest in the United States is the Ogallala Aquifer, which provides water to a huge portion of the great plains region, including much of the agriculture in the US. The Kansas portion of the aquifer has been depleted by about 30% since we starting large-scale pumping during World War 2.

      Likewise, no one thinks that carbon dioxide just appears out of nothing, or however it is that you think people think that works. There are three ways in which livestock contribute to greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere: one is all of the additional fuel that gets burned in raising them - growing all of the additional food, moving all of that additional food into their mouths, etc. Second is direct production - you have no-doubt heard that ruminants convert carbon dioxide and acetic acid into methane, and that methane is a stronger greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide. So this is detrimental. Third is indirect, and similar to the water example - a very large portion of all of the land on earth is devoted to livestock. A very large portion. Once upon a time, much of this land was covered in carbon-capturing forests.

      I feel that I need to impress upon you just how much land we're talking about here (from the Smithsonian Magazine):

      The global scope of the livestock issue is huge. A 212-page online report published by the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization says 26 percent of the earth’s terrestrial surface is used for livestock grazing. One-third of the planet’s arable land is occupied by livestock feed crop cultivation. Seventy percent of Brazil’s deforested land is used as pasture, with feed crop cultivation occupying much of the remainder. And in Botswana, the livestock industry consumes 23 percent of all water used. Globally, 18 percent of greenhouse gas emissions can be attributed to the livestock industry—more than is produced by transportation-related sources. And in the United States, livestock production is responsible for 55 percent of erosion, 37 percent of all applied pesticides and 50 percent of antibiotics consumed, while the animals themselves directly consume 95 percent of our oat production and 80 percent of our corn, according to the Sierra Club.

      Also, while I'm at it: Meat is not more nutritious than plants are, it's just more calorie-dense. If you want to consider the entirety of a person's dietary needs, including fiber, vitamins, etc., then meat is less nutritious than plants. The fact that eating vegetables is healthy should surprise no-one, but there are a lot of atkins true-believers running around out there nowadays...

    36. Re:Good grief by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Only in the short term.

      If you measure my intake and outgo of carbon dioxide for the entirety of my life, my production of carbon dioxide will ALWAYS be much more than my intake. For my entire life. That is not "the short term". That's 100%.

      The carbon you consume was carbon dioxide very recently.

      It was not carbon dioxide when I ingested it, and I am the one converting it from sequestered carbon to carbon dioxide. To stop that from happening requires one of two things.

      The only way to stop that process is to stop eating or stop breathing.

      Utter bollocks. You stop eating and stop breathing, and you'll be CO2 again within a year,

      That may be, maybe not. It is irrelevant. In any case, it will not be my fault, and I can do nothing about it. However, I can do something about this dangerous carbon dioxide I am currently emitting, and my solution, despite your pronouncement that it is "utter bollocks", is absolute fact. You deny the obvious truth.

      No, because fossil-fuels, which is what this is all really about.

      Yeah, right. The money was spent to study how much carbon dioxide comes from a breakfast sandwich because this is all about fossil fuels. Do you eat a fossil fuel breakfast sandwich? No, you don't.

      This is "all about" the contribution of humans to the CO2 issue, and that makes the context of this discussion not the global carbon cycle, but human actions that impact the carbon cycle. Like "eating a sandwich". In that context, there are two ways to stop the problem, both of which I listed.

      I eat veal. Six months is a lot shorter than five years.

      Completely irrelevant.

      Not when the claim I responded to dealt with a time involved in the "carbon cycle"; specifically the lifetime of the cow. A factor of ten is called "an order of magnitude", and getting things right to better than an order of magnitude is usually considered relevant.

      Is presumed knowledge knowledge not a form of ignorance?

      No. But it doesn't matter.

      I think you've made it clear which yours is, however.

      When a climate zealot cannot win by using facts, start insults. I believe the next step is for you to pronounce that the science has been settled and there can be no discussion.

    37. Re:Good grief by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for a mod point!

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      Any sufficiently unpopular but cohesive argument is indistinguishable from trolling.
    38. Re:Good grief by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      You can't bring about a societal shift without force if you can't even educate your people.

      It takes more than you telling everyone how they ought to do things, i.e. "educate them", for there to be a change. The change has to be reasonable and something that can be accomplished. Changing an entire culture from animal-based to growing crops is not as simple as everyone being educated about how much better it is. That's likely because for them it wouldn't be better.

    39. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      When a climate zealot cannot win by using facts, start insults. I believe the next step is for you to pronounce that the science has been settled and there can be no discussion.

      The facts have already been given, by me and other people, to you... You refuse to believe them. You are beyond help. When someone willfully refuses to accept logic, there's simply nothing you can do for them. You don't understand how the physical processes at play work, and that's OK. You could save some of your esteem by not commenting on the matter as if you were knowledgeable, however. Just some personal advice.

    40. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      If you measure my intake and outgo of carbon dioxide for the entirety of my life, my production of carbon dioxide will ALWAYS be much more than my intake. For my entire life. That is not "the short term". That's 100%.

      This is a point to an argument that nobody is having, because it is irrelevant.
      If you would shut the hell up and listen, you might stand a chance at understanding the cycles at play.

      Yeah, right. The money was spent to study how much carbon dioxide comes from a breakfast sandwich because this is all about fossil fuels. Do you eat a fossil fuel breakfast sandwich? No, you don't.

      Of course the study was about that... Because that's what matters- the carbon cost of the sandwich. Since the only cost to the sandwich is solar energy, except where fossil fuels come into play- that is the carbon cost they are measuring. Do you eat a fossil fuel breakfast sandwich? No, you don't. But the one you eat requires them to be made, which means it has a carbon footprint. They're quantifying that for the curious. Only people who are rabidly against that quantification because of the cognitive dissonance aroused when the reality conflicts with their world view take exception to someone quantifying it.

      This is "all about" the contribution of humans to the CO2 issue, and that makes the context of this discussion not the global carbon cycle, but human actions that impact the carbon cycle. Like "eating a sandwich". In that context, there are two ways to stop the problem, both of which I listed.

      The CO2 issue is fossil fuels. Period. All stop.
      The ratio of biomass to CO2 is "stable" minus that. More biomass as producers to feed consumers, with corresponding biomass to feed secondary consumers is a net negative to atmospheric CO2. It's the fossil fuels that matter. You would find this obvious if you shut your fucking mouth and used your head instead of regurgitating broken logic.

    41. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      You're a perfect example of the problem.
      You're so convinced that something won't be better for you, that you will actively deny the realities of the universe to justify it. I've watched multiple people try to correct you, and you still don't get it. It's not because you can't get it- it's because you have a mental block in place that prevents reality from imposing upon your worldview.

  9. I wonder... by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

    What the carbon emissions of these bullshit "scientific" studies are?

    Perhaps we should collect all these "scientists", melt them down and use their juices as a low cost biofuel. At least then they will be contributing.

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  10. Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will only pry my bacon from my cold dead fingers

    1. Re:Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will only pry my bacon from my cold dead Greasy fingers

      ftfy

  11. STOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything we eat has carbon emissions tied to it. Even the water we drink, unless you live next to a stream, in a house built from mud, using no wood, or any other vegetation or materials that can decompose and drink the water directly from the stream, your drinking water has carbon emissions attached to it. Oh wait, you have to be only be clothed in animal furs from animals you killed by your hand or from a weapon you created by hand, stone or bone only. No wood, no metal allowed either. Wood will decompose and release carbon it has trapped, metal cannot be created or worked without releasing carbon.

    Sorry vegans your diet has a carbon footprint too.

    1. Re: STOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The labor that when into building your mud hut has a carbon footprint. The energy you'd use during the construction needs to be replenished by injesting tasty sandwiches.

  12. Re: Russia and Traitor Sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol u dumb

  13. Methane byproduct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Methane (CH4) is a very powerful greenhouse gas. Some sandwiches generate more methane than others. Did the scientists consider this?

  14. CO2/KC by mentil · · Score: 1

    The carbon footprint per calorie needs to be calculated, so one can determine how best to fill oneself up while minimizing carbon footprint. I imagine 'eat food that would otherwise be discarded' would be at the top of the efficiency list, above food choice. What I REALLY wonder is why more research isn't being done into finding a way to control livestock micribiota, to eliminate their methane emissions. The research would also be useful for treating a wide variety of human gastrointestinal disorders and diseases (lactose intolerance and C. Difficile infection come to mind.)

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  15. All animal-based by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess these scientists aren't aware that pure-veggie sandwich's exist?
    Animal-based foods are almost always many-fold more carbon intensive than plant-based food.

    All-day breakfast 1,441

    Ham and cheese 1,350

    Prawn and mayonnaise 1,255

    Egg and bacon 1,182

    Ham salad 1,119

    Cheese ploughman’s 1,112

    Sausage and brown sauce 1,087

    Double cheese and onion 1,078

    Cheese and tomato 1,067

    Roast chicken and bacon 1,030

  16. fuck 'em by Cederic · · Score: 1

    12 miles is about the round-trip distance to a place I like getting breakfast, so I can fuck the environment on both fronts.

    The University of Manchester is a prestigious organisation but I really would prefer them to spend their time doing something useful.

  17. Cure cancer already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have "scientists" spending time on this crap instead. What's next, requesting my sealed-up-in-a-Mason-jar fart so its effects on so-called global warming can be calculated? Give me a f*cking break.

    1. Re:Cure cancer already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cure for cancer has already been found, but the chemo industry is holding it hostage. There's far more money to be made in treatments than cures.

    2. Re:Cure cancer already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they can give everybody a perfectly shaped 7-inch cock, but they won't.

  18. Could we study... by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    The carbon foot print of the Military Industrial Complex. Odds are, they're the BIGGEST contributor to climate change. So you get them to slim down, god knows they need to go on a diet, you can keep your egg, bacon and sausage sandwich.

    1. Re:Could we study... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DOD footprint is large, but it is one of the few parts of the US Gov't the _is_ currently concerned about global warming. It is actively researching alternative fuels and the impacts of global warming on geo-political issues. The military realizes that these issues are real and that they will affect regional stability in much of the world. They are also working on ways to reduce costs related to keeping remote outposts fueled. They have lots of incentive to do this since diesel can cost $400/US Gallon (and puts lives at risk) to deliver to some parts of Afghanistan.

    2. Re:Could we study... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true.
      Lets see:
      5mpg at best vehicles.
      Generators ran around the clock
      Vehicles left running for the entire week long field exercise.

      That was just my time as a grunt. I am sure the Navy and Air force get great fuel mileage in their ships and planes.

  19. Die humans! by Train0987 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Humans must be destroyed in order to save humanity. New at 11.

    1. Re:Die humans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans must be destroyed in order to save humanity. New at 11.

      “You meatbags had your chance.” ~ Bender Rodríguez, “Futurama”

  20. Sandwich while driving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if I eat a sandwich while I'm driving? That would add an additional 1441g of carbon monoxide to my commute, all while expanding my waste line and get crumbs everywhere. Sandwiches should be outlawed!

  21. Must be a training research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they were training in research, the next step should be to replace the sandwich with other things.

  22. Is this measured Before or after... by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Wrapping it in plastic? Aluminum foil?

    Seriously, the Carbon impact of my sandwich?

    Let's just be honest, simply LIVING emits carbon, so are they not really saying people will have to die? They want us to go back to the amount of carbon we emitted in the 1700's, which is going to pretty much require that a large percentage of us die to save the planet.

    Well the problem is that I'm not willing to do that and THEY are apparently not wiling to do so either, so counting the CO2 emissions of a sandwich is pretty much meaningless.

    So I ask the obvious question... Are YOU serious about this? Yes? Then prove it...

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    1. Re: Is this measured Before or after... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife and I have no children. Reducing the planet's population can be achieved without having to kill existing people

    2. Re:Is this measured Before or after... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Let's just be honest, simply LIVING emits carbon, so are they not really saying people will have to die? They want us to go back to the amount of carbon we emitted in the 1700's, which is going to pretty much require that a large percentage of us die to save the planet.

      There is an alternate solution. We inject chlorophyll under everyone's skin; they can absorb carbon and would need to eat a lot less.

      #greenchicksarehot

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    3. Re:Is this measured Before or after... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's brilliant! The carbon crazies need to either shut up and lose all credibility or kill themselves. I'm on board either way.

    4. Re: Is this measured Before or after... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for not procreating. You are doing the world a great service in removing your defective genes from the pool.

    5. Re: Is this measured Before or after... by c-A-d · · Score: 1

      It's more like "Idiocracy". The smart people are not procreating. The dumb ones are. And that's the sad fact.

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    6. Re: Is this measured Before or after... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark, is that you? Your mom was heartbroken when you told her you were not going to have children. She asked me to try to change your mind but your confirmation bias is too strong.

  23. Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want terrifying, study carbon emissions of the cargo container ships that bring you all those cheap low-cost goods.

    All the cars on the planet produce about the same greenhouse emissions as 15 container ships. And there are over 6000 container ships.

    So yeah-- nickel and dime the sandwich industry, or the cattle industry, or whine about how Apple's iPad factory isn't carbon neutral... because none of it matters as long as global commerce is allowed to destroy the planet.

    1. Re:Idiots by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      Did you build the device you posted that from? No? It came from one of those container ships, you say? Well, then you first.

    2. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong statistics, I remember this factoid years ago. It was about sulfur (perhaps not all the cars on the planet either, let's say North America).
      Next to zero sulfur in modern car fuel, huge sulfur in the garbage bunker fuel that giant diesel engines on giant ships use.

  24. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit. At around 1.8 mm/year it's going to be slow process.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      By 2100, and with 2 meters of global sea rise, and 3 degrees of Celcius increase in temps, one third of Florida will be underwater.

      And by 2050, with 8 meters of sea level rise, and 18 degrees C increase in temps, we're all dead. You see, I can predict catastrophe, too, and my predictions are even catastrophier than yours.

      You said "tell that to the people of Florida". If one third of the people of Florida are underwater in 2100, then they were the morons who didn't know how to move away from the approaching coast and I say good riddance. Darwin Awards to every damn one of them. 2100 is 82 years from now, and 99% of the people living in Florida today will be dead. Anyone who lives there in 2100 will have CHOSEN to live in a place where they know the sea will come wash them away after they drown. They CHOSE to stay.

      By the way, "global sea level rise" is irrelevant when it comes to talking about coastal inundation. It is the local sea level that matters when talking about local effects. For example, while some parts of the planet are possibly seeing serious issues from rising sea levels, Oregon is not. It just happens that the sea level rise from higher water is being offset by coastal rise as the subduction zone pushes the land up. The "sea level rise" that will most impact the Oregon coast is when the cascadia subduction zone earthquake happens, the crustal deformation reduces, and the coast drops a couple of meters or more as a result. But the coast is toast by that time anyway.

    2. Re:Bullshit by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      By 2100, and with 2 meters of global sea rise, and 3 degrees of Celcius increase in temps, one third of Florida will be underwater.

      I figure that'll put my place in Florida within sight of the beach by then.

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    3. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I'm buying land on the white cliffs of Dover. Sure, they look like tall cliffs now, but give it a few years and they'll be beachfront property ;-)

    4. Re:Bullshit by greythax · · Score: 1

      If oregon is rising faster than the sea over human time frames, they have a whole different problem. Fast geologic upheaval like that is an excellent indicator of an impending earthquake. Once the energy of the system that is providing that rapid rise is released, they will definitely be dealing with a very rapid coastal water rise. Natural processes are not going to save us from unchecked human activity. They are just too slow.

      Also, thanks for shattering my dream of moving to the coast of oregon.

    5. Re:Bullshit by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      If oregon is rising faster than the sea over human time frames, they have a whole different problem.

      Gosh, I thought that was what I said. The Cascadia Subduction Zone Earthquake is supposed to happen any time now.

      Fast geologic upheaval like that is an excellent indicator of an impending earthquake.

      Really? I did not know that. Who could have imagined such a thing?

  25. Someone Calculate the by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 2

    Carbon footprint of 1000 private jets...

    More than 1,000 aircraft have landed at a quartet of regional airports near Davos... the attendees will be addressing the major threat of climate change....

    8-)

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  26. Re:It's better for the animals by MavenW · · Score: 1

    >> It's better for the animals...

    An interesting thing I learned about this was some years back when I acquired a chicken plucking outfit and went into business. They guy I bought it from had retired, and there wasn't anyone in this half of the state that offered the service. I didn't even need to advertise. The local feed store manager did all that for me. He said his sales of chicks had taken a nose dive since the previous owner had quit, and over the next three years he sold thousands of chicks that he attributed directly to me and my outfit.

    Consider my neighbor, the rancher. It's his job to make sure as many calves as possible get born. Except for the few that die on him, ALL of them are destined to be eaten.

    There are an awful lot of animals in this world that would never be born in the first place if we didn't eat them.

  27. Wal-Mart cares about climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is just one example. There are many, many others of how they are addressing their part of the responsibility to deal with the problem.

    Why shouldn't you care?

    1. Re: Wal-Mart cares about climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're gross.

  28. EcoTaco by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    Sandwiches are bad for the environment. Thank the baby jebus I prefer Tacos!

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  29. Carbon sandwiches by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    So... calculation with these values, I would have to eat an All-Day breakfast sandwich every day for the next 17 years to equal the difference in carbon footprint between my car and one that is more environmentally friendly. So if I keep my car and just don't eat the sandwich, I can achieve balance at a fraction of the cost and even cut some calories in the process. Thanks Slashdot!

  30. Re:It's better for the animals by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    There are an awful lot of animals in this world that would never be born in the first place if we didn't eat them.

    Indeed. Many millions a year. Maybe billions of animals that owe their existence due to humans. Wouldn't want to be in their shoes, but the global cow, chicken, pig, etc... populations would be far lower if people didn't exist.

    Again, not saying life is all rosy for a farm animal, but farmed animals in general have a healthier, less stressful life than their wild counterparts. Life sucks for battery hens and the like though.

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  31. I'm going to make a sandwich by blindseer · · Score: 1

    The study also recommends reducing or omitting certain ingredients that have a higher carbon footprint, like lettuce, tomato, cheese and meat.

    If I can't eat those ingredients in a sandwich then I'm just having two slices of bread.

    What do these sandal and socks wearing hippies eat? No lettuce, tomatoes, cheese or meat? Does this include other vegetables? Or, other dairy products? I also wonder if this study included only cold sandwiches or warm ones, like a hamburger.

    One last question, if I need to calculate my carbon footprint before I even eat then I'm not thinking of anything else, so do these people that think this hard of their carbon footprint actually do anything productive?

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    1. Re:I'm going to make a sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to bother RTFA but maybe a seasonal sandwich would do. Such as not using the same 24/7/365 lettuce year round. As this is for a ready made sandwich, there would be little effort for thinking it through. You buy it. Albeit I'd like some kind (any) of animal fat. One egg is cheap too

  32. Keep it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time one of these inane articles surfaces, I go drive my gas guzzling truck 100 miles and and burn down a tree. Your move, Guardian.

  33. Tasty sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm eating a sandwich right now. It's delicious.

  34. One day I will write a book by Dirk+Becher · · Score: 2

    "How to feel bad about EVERYTHING!"

    It will cleanse the world of everyone who doesn't worship The Lulz.

  35. Eating Human-raised Animals by DrYak · · Score: 5, Informative

    Living things on this planet breathe. They exhale. Sometimes we humans kill and eat them.
    If all those animals were left alive, breathing out CO2, farting methane, eating up all the good grass and taking the jobs of other animals whose consumption have fallen out of popularity, their carbon footprint would be even worse.

    This xkcd is relevant.

    The actual animals that normally live around on the planet are actually an insignificant small speck, compared to the impact... ...of all the specially human-created species that we raise on purpose to feed ourselves.
    These are not animal that normal roam this planet.
    This are animal specially raised by the human agriculture for the the specific purpose of answering the demand.

    There is currently that much CO2, that much methane farting, and that much depletion of normal flora for the sole purpose of providing grazing, because we need to answer the meet eating habits (mostly of the developed world).
    We want (as a specie) to eat meat, that's why we raise an insane amount of cattle.

    Save the environment - stop eating plants that absorb CO2 and eat more meat.

    If we actually massively stopped eating meat (e.g.: if the developed world slowed down on meat and started eating food containing a higher mix of vegetable like the rest of the world), we would actually be needing to raise *a lot less* animals, and thus a lot less impact on the environment.

    Your whole argument sounds like : "Stop using trains, there are cars out there anyway". Huh no. We build cars to fulfill the needs of those who want cars and refuse to take public transportation. And the same we raise animal on insane scale just to fulfill the needs of those who insist on eating animal.

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    1. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      ... because we need to answer the meet eating habits (mostly of the developed world).

      I think we need more "meet eating habits", not less. Imagine, if all those people who wasted so much time and energy meeting to come up with the Paris Accords were just eaten as soon as they walked in the door, how much better things would be.

      And every corporation should invest in "meet eating", just to cut down on the wasted time and energy of endless meetings. How many people would go to the next design review meeting if they knew they were "on the agenda", so to speak? They aren't committed to the "ham and eggs" meeting like the chicken, they're committed like the pig.

      We build cars to fulfill the needs of those who want cars and refuse to take public transportation.

      We build cars not because people refuse to use them, but because they are not sufficient -- despite all the claims that public transportation is the bee's knees.

    2. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Chozabu · · Score: 1

      On top of that - a huge portion of animals are grain/corn and soy fed.

      IIRC we grow more grain/corn and soy for non-human animals than we do for ourselves
      so, eating less animals would give us more land to feed ourselfs, and perhaps grow a few more forests too.

    3. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The actual animals that normally live around on the planet are actually an insignificant small speck, compared to the impact... ...of all the specially human-created species that we raise on purpose to feed ourselves.

      The comic is LAND MAMMALS, not animals, and not living things. It doesn't include fish, amphibians, insects, or plants. It's still an interesting graphic that shows human impact, but it doesn't really give a complete picture.

      If we actually massively stopped eating meat (e.g.: if the developed world slowed down on meat and started eating food containing a higher mix of vegetable like the rest of the world), we would actually be needing to raise *a lot less* animals, and thus a lot less impact on the environment.

      And if we stopped driving, or heating our homes I'd bet you that would have an even MUCH HIGHER impact on C02 emissions. Why choose meat, the least likely thing we're actually going to stop doing?

      You sound like a whiny vegan who think he/she is above all of us sinners who eat that horrible, horrible meat. If so, fuck you. You're starting to remind the rest of us like sanctimonious Christians who tried to guilt everyone else into feeling guilty about sex, or sexual desire. It worked for a while to a small degree, but it didn't really make people stop fucking other people, they just did it and felt a little bad about it. Then most people wised up, and now (as a whole) we don't tolerate that shit anymore.

      You think the same won't happen to you? It's already happened man, and we're all sick to death of yourself righteous holier than thou attitude.

    4. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      in some areas it would take six times as long to take public transportation than to drive

    5. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh no. We build cars to fulfill the needs of those who want cars and refuse to take public transportation.

      Point me to a public transportation I can use to get from any one point to any other point in a timely fashion (EG: not 6 hours and 5 busses) and I'll gladly use it. Oh wait you can't.

    6. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and in some areas it would take six times as long to drive as to walk, cycle or catch a underground train. your point?

      and that is only due to underinvestment in public transportation, because car use is high enough that there aren't enough customers to make a more comprehensive public transport system profitable

    7. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in very, very many areas, public transportation is simply not an option.

    8. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      and in some areas it would take six times as long to drive as to walk, cycle or catch a underground train. your point?

      His point was that using public transportation CAN BE an inappropriate or useless option, not that it ALWAYS is. Your response pretends he said the latter. Pointing out that public trans CAN BE appropriate doesn't prove that there are no times when it CAN BE inappropriate.

      and that is only due to underinvestment in public transportation,

      Do you realize how much it would cost to invest in public transport in some parts of the US? No, I guess you do not. You think the problem is that too many people own cars without understanding why they do. If only there were infinite money to provide public transport nobody would ever need a car, right? And running public transport in those parts of the country would not be a bigger source of carbon dioxide than simply allowing the people to drive themselves, right?

    9. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      My drive is about 18 minutes, and I can go at a time of my choosing. The bus takes 1 hour and 50 minutes, I have to leave super early in the morning to make it, and I have to arrive at work an hour early.

      We do have a light-rail, but for it to be built down here they would have to tear up the road and/or eminent domain people out of the way, and it's just not fucking worth it because you still have to leave at absurd times and you can still get there faster by car even if you were a slave to that schedule. That, and homeless people ride it basically for free and, they smell like the fat guy that plays world of warcraft all day.

  36. Putin invented sandwiches to destroy civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why, it's the only explanation, citizen! What a vile plot the geniuses here at Slashdot have blown the lid from.

  37. You are a little eco-fascist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eichman would have loved you.

  38. Woe, the BLT of doom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch out, peons! The glorious elites have spoken, and have decreed that Subway is the barbringer of destruction! Flee, flee the wrath of Jersey Mike's!

  39. A Van Jones Nothingburger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the scariest food group to the deranged left.

  40. Largest impacts are travel and commuting by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Your sandwich isn't a problem, unless you import the ingredients by private helicopter from your favourite sandwich place in Zurich.

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  41. Scientists recommend sandwich made with air by bryanandaimee · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    "The study also recommends reducing or omitting certain ingredients that have a higher carbon footprint, like lettuce, tomato, cheese and meat. Reducing ingredients such as cheese and meat would also reduce the amount of calories eaten, contributing towards healthier lifestyles."

    They have a funny definition of a sandwich if omitting lettuce, tomato, cheese and meat, seems like a reasonable recommendation for a sandwich .

    Also, caloric fundamentalism is out of style. Did they not get the memo? Bread is "bad for you", yet that seems to be the only thing the environmentalist "scientists" want to allow us to eat. Perhaps the true agenda is to cause widespread human extinction due to obesity caused by bread-only diets. This would certainly reduce the impact of humans on the environment.

    1. Re:Scientists recommend sandwich made with air by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      I thought a sandwich with just bread was called a "wish sandwich" you wish you had something to go in between.

    2. Re:Scientists recommend sandwich made with air by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      A "sandwish", then?

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  42. Re:It's better for the animals by penandpaper · · Score: 1

    Even further, lets say lab grown beef becomes economically viable to replace 'real' beef. Would it be ethical to allow the extinction of the cow because it had become economically unsustainable? It cannot survive without humans because we artificially selected traits to service our needs over its own over thousands of years.

    Life may suck for a cow but at least it has a life. Is a bad life better than no life?

  43. How does it relate to price? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the carbon footprint just happen to fairly well correlate with the price. i.e. might I find that a $5 sandwich was responsible for roughly twice as much CO2 in the atmosphere as a $2.50 one?

    Cases where it doesn't correlate, might have some interesting things going on.

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  44. Calculate Carbon Emission Calculations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now they need to calculate the carbon emissions from calculating the carbon emissions for the sandwich.

  45. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...your existence has an impact on the planet.

  46. Study of Emissions of Studies by nowwith25percentmore · · Score: 1

    I wonder how this result stacks up against the greenhouse gas emissions attributable to studies of greenhouse gas emissions.

  47. Erroneous assumptions by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    The problem with this sort of thing is they typically make erroneous assumptions that people do the worst choices such as buying grain fed confinement pork. If you change that to pasture raised pork that isn't fed commercial feeds, e.g., grains, and is slaughtered and butchered on-farm then all of a sudden the pork goes from having a carbon footprint to actually sequestering carbon. But, that doesn't make as big a splash in the media so they don't make good choices.

    1. Re:Erroneous assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also not what the average ham is made of, so perhaps they are not as stupid as you want them to be.

    2. Re:Erroneous assumptions by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      And that's the point of the problem. Don't be average. This is exactly the issue I have with these sorts of conclusions that they're coming to.

  48. What was the carbon impact of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was the carbon impact of this study to find out the carbon impact of sandwiches?

    Seems like there is a lot more productive use of ones time.

  49. 1441 gram per sandwich by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Equals 3.68 * 10^15 grams of CO2 emitted if every single human being eats one sandwich a day:

    Total content of CO2 in atmosphere is 8.52^10^17 grams which corresponds to 400 parts per million

    That means that every year humanity adds 1 part per million to the CO2 concentration by merely eating a sandwich.

    For comparison current rate of growth of CO2 concentration is 2 parts per million.

    Let's stop eating sandwiches and we can reduce CO2 concentration twice /sarcasm

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  50. THIS JUST IN: Human race UNSUSTAINABLE by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Scientists today announced findings of decades-long research: The Human Race is unsustainable, and urged world leaders to draft agreements to phase out human life as soon as possible. In related news, PETA and Vegans are delighted with the news and fully endorse the validity of the study.

  51. University of Manchester by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, I sure love the University of Manchester.
    They will surely save us from the evils of Microwaves and Sandwiches!

    Ban microwaves, use ovens and wood-burning stoves!
    Ban sandwiches, eat dirt!

  52. RIAA accounting? by Altrag · · Score: 1

    The article doesn't make mention of whether or not those numbers are really per-sandwich, or if they take say 2 slices of bread and count the carbon for the whole loaf in the same way that the RIAA lawsuits like to assume each pirated song from an album justifies the full cost of the album so that 12 songs = $300 rather than $25 or whatever..

  53. Sandwich type? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a Reuben might give off more greenhouse emissions, especially for about 24 hours AFTER eating it with a beer. My favorite sandwich is me between a redhead and a blonde with a brunette on the side.

  54. Simple Solution by Shogun37 · · Score: 1

    Let's get all the frothing at the mouth, give up civilization Mother Earth types. Strip them of all technology created after 900 BC. Make them live in Antartica. Then, the rest of us can get on with our lives. Oh, and "scientists" who do these kind of studies can join them.

  55. Re:It's better for the animals by Lanthanide · · Score: 1

    It is likely that the genetic diversity of cows would drop if we no longer had to farm them, eg specific breeds would likely no longer be farmed and therefore cease to exist.

  56. Re:It's better for the animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even further, lets say lab grown beef becomes economically viable to replace 'real' beef. Would it be ethical to allow the extinction of the cow because it had become economically unsustainable? It cannot survive without humans because we artificially selected traits to service our needs over its own over thousands of years.

    Life may suck for a cow but at least it has a life. Is a bad life better than no life?

    You know fully well the people that are pushing for the reduction or elimination of meat consumption would suddenly reverse their tune if breeds of cows, hogs, and chickens were going extinct because we listened to them.

  57. Just a study on the footprint of foods by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Its informative to see the full CO2 footprint of foods, because some foods have a very large environmental cost and its not always apparent which ones are the worst offenders. For example, if you bike to work because you care about your CO2 footprint, from this study it looks like you could almost lower it by riding in a car instead if those extra calories come from high impact foods. Or, perhaps lower it quite a bit by giving up some stuff you don't even care about that much but the impact to the environment is large.

  58. Hey you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't touch my sammich!

  59. We have a word to describe that by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    ready-made "all-day breakfast" sandwich, crammed with egg, bacon and sausage.

    Otherwise commonly known as not a fucking sandwich. Which leads to this interesting conclusion: Ready made calorie bomb made with ingredients from an entire meal and is definitely not a sandwich has higher carbon emissions than a sandwich.

    We are so clever! Science!

  60. Didn't actually compute total lifecycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The omission is how much humanure I will produce that will then go back to promote the growth of new plants, plus how much gardening I will do with the calories I consumed that creates new plant life. Also missing is computation for riding my bicycle to work in lieu of driving to burn said calories. I also happen to pick up trash along my route which should also be accounted for.

  61. Re:It's better for the animals by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Even further, lets say lab grown beef becomes economically viable to replace 'real' beef. Would it be ethical to allow the extinction of the cow because it had become economically unsustainable? It cannot survive without humans because we artificially selected traits to service our needs over its own over thousands of years.

    Life may suck for a cow but at least it has a life. Is a bad life better than no life?

    You know fully well the people that are pushing for the reduction or elimination of meat consumption would suddenly reverse their tune if breeds of cows, hogs, and chickens were going extinct because we listened to them.

    On the other hand though, if farm land were to resort to natural woodland (or whatever the natural land usage is wherever that field is) - genetic diversity for other animals that lived in those woodlands would increase- and there would be less extinction pressure on OTHER animals.

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  62. No carbon tax. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are not going to pay a carbon tax.

  63. If they do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then they really need to do studies on how much damage your salad causes from agricultural pollution. Yes I said that. In fact they do. I guess the real huge difference here is agricultural pollution is already heavily regulated because it is a real problem. A carbon footprint, quite argumentatively, is not.

  64. The low IQ comments on slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will have a field day with this topic.

    Slashdot used to be a relatively intelligent place. Now it's just loaded with knee-jerk trolling fucks with the insight and introspective capabilities of Jerry Springer audience members who still live in their parents' basement.

    These dumb fucks will say stuff such as "you can pry my sandwich from my cold dead hands", and "the left is gotten loony" and "what a waste of government money", "who are they to tell me not to eat a sandwich". Yes, this is the average quality of the current Slashdot comment.

    These stupid fucks don't have the insight or intelligence to realize that no one is telling them not to have a sandwich. They don't understand that the carbon emissions of a sandwich are not politically left (or right), they just are. They aren't educated enough to know that not all studies are funded by the government.

    This is the consequence of not funding the education system properly.

    1. Re:The low IQ comments on slashdot... by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Speaking of low IQ comments. Here we have a comment where it's obvious he didn't even RTFA.

      It's not a consequence of not funding the education system properly, it's a consequence of the indoctrination instead of teaching in the education system. People don't believe leftist bullshit. They have to be forced fed the leftist bullshit early on. Don't respect the country, don't respect the police, hate other people if they don't agree with you totally. Even hit other people that don't agree with you to the point the teachers sometimes will have other students beat up a student that doesn't go along with the indoctrination. Just look up student that stood for the pledge. I don't understand why we put up with this.

  65. Stop Breathing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone that believes CO2 is pollution and is causing the Earth to warm.
    Please stop breathing.
    Your exhausting pollution out your mouth.

  66. Just waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just waiting for the next study that 'discovers' that HUMONS! are a huge source of pollution and CO2...

    Solution? BAN ALL HUMONS!

    "Murder is illegal? What, do you hate the planet? Are you Pro-Pollution??"

  67. Fail on so many levels.... by MercTech · · Score: 1

    How does such off the wall insanity make it into print anywhere? I think someone needs to go back to middle school and look up carbon cycle and get some kind of handle on what greenhouse gasses are. (increasing the carbon fraction in the cycle by releasing carbon previously bound up in the soil during earlier epochs in the planet's geological history)

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    NRRPT/RCT
  68. Obviously they just hate lettuce. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The study also recommends reducing or omitting certain ingredients that have a higher carbon footprint, like lettuce, tomato, cheese and meat."

    So this confirms my first itch which is basically, "where is the alternative or control sandwich." The "researchers" should at least propose a breakfast containing an equivalent amino acid, fatty acid, and carbohydrate profiles, as well as micronutrient content. without a comparison of carbon-sadness-to-food ratio there is no information here at all that is relevant to humans who aren't religiously anti-carbon. For all we know the double-bacon-egg on rye is the most optimal carbon saving device ever discovered at breakfast.

    100 gr of egg is about 150 kilocalories, 100 grams of kale is just 50. is the tripple weight hard-core greens sandwich actually that much better that the egg one? At least some of the costs are the same, like fuel used for transport weight. Also ?lettuce? so who knows.

    Frankly it's clear they don't give a shit. They just want to scold all the dirty uneducated lower-class brits who need to eat something fast, inexpensive and nutritious before heading off to whatever soul crushing job they are lucky enough to have. Because really fuck all those farting/exhaling humans anyway.

    Life emits carbon assholes. Hell, my asshole emits carbon, and so does my face, if you want me to stop emitting from those places then I suppose stopping me from eating would be a good place to start.