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Scientists Calculate Carbon Emissions of Your Sandwich (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: It's a staple of the British diet and a popular choice for a quick and easy lunch. But new research reveals the carbon footprint of the humble sandwich could be fuelling harmful greenhouse emissions. The worst offender is revealed as the ready-made "all-day breakfast" sandwich, crammed with egg, bacon and sausage. Researchers at the University of Manchester carried out the first ever study of the carbon footprint of sandwiches -- both home-made and ready-made. They considered the entire life cycle of sandwiches, including the production of ingredients, packaging, refrigeration and food waste. The team scrutinised 40 different sandwich types, recipes and combinations and found the highest carbon footprints for the sandwiches containing pork meat (bacon, ham or sausages) and also those filled with cheese or prawns. The researchers estimate that a ready-made (and highly calorific) all-day breakfast sandwich generates 1441g of carbon dioxide equivalent -- equal to the emissions created by driving a car for 12 miles (19km).

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  1. wha? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh good heavens. You people are insane.

    1. Re:wha? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed, this is getting far beyond parody at this point. Just absurd.

    2. Re:wha? by tattood · · Score: 2

      The researchers estimate that a ready-made (and highly calorific) all-day breakfast sandwich generates 1441g of carbon dioxide equivalent -- equal to the emissions created by driving a car for 12 miles (19km).

      Wow, we didn't even have to ask for a car analogy.

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    3. Re:wha? by Baton+Rogue · · Score: 2

      Wow, we didn't even have to ask for a car analogy.

      But what kind of car? A diesel? V8? V6? What about a Tesla, or Volt?

    4. Re:wha? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

      I want to know. If I feed a horse my ready made breakfast sandwich, how many miles can he trot on the calories from that breakfast sandwich? (carrying me of course).

      What if I convert my sandwich to biodiesel? How far can my car travel with that? Would it be more efficient to feed my car breakfast sandwiches than diesel?

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    5. Re:wha? by Betty+Crocker · · Score: 2

      At least Miss Mash isn't spamming more pro-government net "neuterality" FUD or more anti-Russian FUD.

    6. Re:wha? by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yep...

      They keep getting more and more ridiculous with stuff like this, and then wonder why more less and less people give a shit about global change this or recycle that.

      I mean, really, my breakfast burrito is now on a hit list?

      Fuck off. I didn't care that much before, I really don't give a shit now.

      And I'm not alone....

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    7. Re:wha? by darkshadow · · Score: 2

      But How far can your car go if the sandwich is fed to Mr. fusion?

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    8. Re:wha? by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      It's more efficient to eat it yourself then ride a bicycle, assuming you're carrying nothing and discounting the carbon emissions of making the bicycle.

    9. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't see what is insane about it. It makes implicitly a whole bunch of useful points: First, that transport and direct personal electrical consumption aren't the only producers of CO2. Second, that as our economy and society currently stands, the production of CO2 is going to be pretty large no matter what. Third, it gives a good feel for when one is talking about CO2 production just how much one is talking about. Honestly, this is substantially more CO2 than I would have expected for this, and I'm someone who cares a lot about minimizing CO2 production (I don't own a car and use public transit whenever possible and I rarely eat meat in part because of meat's CO2 and methane produciton). This seems useful and interesting.

    10. Re:wha? by Train0987 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If a damned sandwich is going to put Florida underwater then they are pretty much screwed already. You are undermining your whole cause with nonsense like this. These stories are why fewer and fewer people take you even a little bit seriously.

    11. Re:wha? by Betty+Crocker · · Score: 1

      Mr. Fusion powers the time circuits and the flux capacitor. But the internal combustion engine runs on ordinary gasoline; it always has. Gas stations don't exist till the mid-twentieth century. Without gasoline, we can't get the DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour.

    12. Re:wha? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell that to the people of Florida, when they are underwater in the not too distant future.

      Silly alarmism makes that more likely to happen, since it jades the public, and reduces the credibilty of scientists.

      Brits should be offended that their tax dollars were spent on something as frivolous as this "study".

    13. Re:wha? by gnick · · Score: 2

      ...discounting the carbon emissions of making the bicycle.

      There's the gotcha. That's why I walk everywhere. Barefoot, naked, and fueled by fruit, nuts, and veggies.

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    14. Re:wha? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Silly alarmism makes that more likely to happen, since it jades the public, and reduces the credibilty of scientists.

      Brits should be offended that their tax dollars were spent on something as frivolous as this "study".

      Brits don't have tax dollars.

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    15. Re:wha? by coastwalker · · Score: 2

      I know Slashdot needs some clickbait to keep the advertisers happy but really. This is so obviously a troll that anyone posting heartfelt thoughts below is really wasting their time.

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    16. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You should eat lichens.You know, the kind that live off of water in the air. Better yet, just kill yourself. But not before taking out a few around you.

    17. Re:wha? by nnet · · Score: 1

      I don't drive a vehicle you insensitive clod!

    18. Re:wha? by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Barefoot, naked, and fueled by fruit, nuts, and veggies.

      Unfortunately, the cost of the first ankle/foot injury and subsequent nutritional and time cost of healing it completely offset any savings with this method even if you don't go to the doctor.

    19. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's nothing insane about that. Trying to eat fewer high CO2 producing foods takes minimal effort. But one reason that many people are in favor of a carbon tax (with appropriate offsets so it is reasonably revenue neutral) is because price calculations are a good way of getting people to do this essentially automatically. But if you do want to not think about it much, one thing you can do is simply donate to carbon offsetting causes. By some metrics, Cool Earth's rainforest preservation work has the most negative CO2 per a dollar https://www.coolearth.org/get-involved/donate-cool-earth/. They are extremely efficient, and by some metrics it is about $10 worth of offset to Cool Earth for a trans-Atlantic flight, which means that simply donating a very small amount each month will be more than enough. There are good similar work such as Everybody Solar which purchases solar panels for non-profits like museums and homeless shelters https://www.everybodysolar.org/, and the Solar Electric Light Fund https://self.org/ which gets solar lights for people in developing countries. (I don't unfortunately have a charity that I'm really happy with doing wind power right now to recommend and the same issue with nuclear power.) So, if you don't want to think about these things, by all means, feel free to donate.

    20. Re:wha? by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      "or more anti-Russian FUD" .... give her a few minutes. Yep, there it is in the next post.

    21. Re:wha? by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      Fortunately I am capable of thinking for myself instead of just swallowing whatever disaster-porn propaganda I'm fed today.

    22. Re:wha? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      You people are insane.

      No . . . they are prepping for their lawsuit against Subway for ruining the planet.

      We definitely need more automation to solve Global Warming. More robots means less human workers eating sandwiches, and ruining the planet even more.

      What to do with all those former human workers who can't or refuse to be retrained . . . ?

      Soylent Green.

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    23. Re:wha? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      I Soviet Russia, the sandwich eats me!

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    24. Re:wha? by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 2

      But if you do want to not think about it much, one thing you can do is simply donate to carbon offsetting causes. By some metrics, Cool Earth's rainforest preservation work has the most negative CO2 per a dollar https://www.coolearth.org/get-... [coolearth.org]. They are extremely efficient, and by some metrics it is about $10 worth of offset to Cool Earth for a trans-Atlantic flight, which means that simply donating a very small amount each month will be more than enough.

      Wait, what? This entire problem can go away just by planting more green shit and/or preserving the green shit we already have? This is fantastic news! You really should spread the word to all the frothing activists out there who want us to live in adobe huts and give each other rides to work in rickshaws.

    25. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1, Informative

      No. No one has made that claim. The claim is that offset one's own individual carbon usage doesn't right now take much. That's to a large extent because what Cool Earth is doing has extremely high returns in terms of carbon reduction per a dollar, in a large part because they are dealing with a part of carbon reduction that is getting very little attention. Unfortunately, if they were anywhere close to be being fully funded, the marginal CO2 return on a dollar would go down substantially. It is only because there's so little going to it that this is an effective method. There's no way it will be effective on a very large scale. Worse, what they are doing essentially reduces the amount of CO2 being produced in a short-term fashion, it isn't a long-term solution. Planting trees will not at all solve this problem by itself, even as preserving rain forest now happens to be one of the most effective ways of reducing CO2 per a dollar spent given current expenditures.

    26. Re:wha? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Yea, but surely you were born in some kind of hospital. You are worse than an oil rig!

      That's why I was aborted in a free-range non-gmo organic cage-free pond with bath salts.

      Checkmate.

    27. Re:wha? by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      But what kind of car? A diesel? V8? V6? What about a Tesla, or Volt?

      That's the bonus question.

    28. Re:wha? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      The people who realize that 1/3 of Florida will be underwater by the year 2100 given 3 degrees in temperature rise are apparently smarter than you.

      I am enjoying a delicious breakfast burrito. Who's the smart one now?

    29. Re:wha? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Pounds or euros?

      Can you pay taxes with euros in the UK? Honestly do not know.

    30. Re:wha? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      This is just the headline to get funding. It's like those "ignoble" scientific studies that are actually quite valuable once you get past the headline.

      They did a study on the carbon impact of various foods. To get some PR and funding they did this little stunt.

      As for your sandwich... It's probably one of the first foods that will start using artificial ingredients. Well, butter began being replaced long ago, but soon meat and probably cheese will be too.

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    31. Re:wha? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      It makes implicitly a whole bunch of useful points: First, that transport and direct personal electrical consumption aren't the only producers of CO2.

      D'oh. Thank god for scientific research funding to tell us this.

      Second, that as our economy and society currently stands, the production of CO2 is going to be pretty large no matter what.

      Which is what makes meaningless virtue signaling like the Paris Accord a waste of time and money.

      Honestly, this is substantially more CO2 than I would have expected for this,

      Do you think the next research into this would get funded if the result were "there's nothing to see here, there is no problem from eating sandwiches, move along"? It is kinda obvious that they're going to come out with a startling result.

    32. Re:wha? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The claim is that offset one's own individual carbon usage doesn't right now take much.

      Every bite of food you eat requires some amount of energy to produce, and eating it results in carbon dioxide. To "offset one's own carbon usage" means not eating. And not breathing. And not decomposing when something else eats you.

      Doesn't take much, does it?

      There's no way it will be effective on a very large scale.

      Not eating or breathing on a very large scale would be very effective in reducing carbon emissions, wouldn't it?

    33. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2

      No. This is fundamentally confused about how the carbon cycle works. Making a plant takes in CO2, and the CO2 I exhale represents the carbon eaten from that. Regular eating by itself is essentially carbon neutral. The energy cost is mostly coming from things like fertilizer, transport of material, etc. But yes, we're not going to make people completely carbon neutral- but we don't need to. We don't need to have a zero delta carbon society, just a much smaller production. And there are many things related to that that you can easily do to help out with that, both at a personal level, and at a level of helping others, such as donating to Cool Earth and Everybody Solar.

    34. Re:wha? by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      It is only because there's so little going to it that this is an effective method. There's no way it will be effective on a very large scale.

      If it doesn't scale worth a crap (or, as you posit, actually makes things worse in the long haul), then why are we even talking about it rather than putting that money into researching things that actually can scale? Simply because because the same save-the-rainforest crowd that has been around for many, many decades has adopted the current hot-button language to motivate/guilt people into giving them money they wouldn't have otherwise?

    35. Re:wha? by Chas · · Score: 1

      Seriously. All these people can do is scream "We're fucked and it's YOUR fault!" and come up with ever crazier "examples".

      They keep telling us our ONLY two options are global warming or an ice age.

      Which is patent bullshit.

      We ALREADY have the tech to crack and/or sequester carbon. It isn't "simple", and takes an assload of power, but we can do it.

      But nope! "WE"RE FUCK AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!"

      I'm done with this shit. These people can go eat a dick.

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    36. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Because right now, per a dollar spent, it will be the most effective, and that will be true for at least an order of magnitude more funding;. When it ceases to be the most effective, I'll advocate giving to other causes. In that regard, it isn't that dissimilar to why Give Well advocates giving to Against Malaria as the best way to save lives per a dollar spent https://www.givewell.org/charities/amf - yes at a sufficient level of funding that analysis will change but it hasn't yet. . And no, I didn't assert anywhere that it will make things worse in the long haul, and I'm not even sure where you are getting that idea. And yes, research and other things are good too. Right now, research for better solar and batteries is happening at a nearly break-neck pace. If you want to help longer term climate mitigation then one thing to do is give to specific solar which I also linked to.

    37. Re:wha? by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      The lobsters?

    38. Re:wha? by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      My calculations show that your average scientist has a much larger carbon footprint than your average bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Therefore, you should kill one scientist for every 1000 such biscuits you eat.

      My math may be off a bit; it could very well be one scientist equals 10,000 or 10,000,000 bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits. Depends on the scientist's age, weight, eating habits, etc..

    39. Re:wha? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Shit... Touche. We should organize our society after the lobsters.

    40. Re:wha? by Shogun37 · · Score: 1

      Florida won't be underwater...We'll ship all the water to California, so they can grow almonds! #drunkontheirownkoolaide. #demonstratingstupiditybybeingstupid

    41. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      No, as the US stands right now, without massive changes, it is completely impossible to do effective public transport in rural areas, and forcing people to move is unreasonable. People there are doing necessary jobs providing the food for everyone else among other things. As for bikes, if you are the same AC as before, then you mentioned bikes before I did, but I agree that they aren't great in rural areas either. If the vast majority of people driving cars are the people who are in rural areas like that, and the city dwellers don't that by itself would do a massive job on our carbon footprint. Everyone should do what they can, and expecting people to do things which are extremely inconvenient is not reasonable nor fair. That said, there are other things one can do to reduce one's carbon footprint if one is living in a rural area, and many of them, such as getting solar panels or insulating one's house, will in fact pay for themselves.

    42. Re:wha? by Chas · · Score: 1

      Good sir! I admire the cut of your jib!

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    43. Re:wha? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      Your lack of appreciation for the incomparable delights of cheddar makes the rest of your post highly suspect.

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    44. Re:wha? by zugmeister · · Score: 1

      I am enjoying a delicious breakfast burrito. Who's the smart one now?

      I think if you eat it while you're IN your coastal Florida house it balances out. You actually end up ahead if you have US gov't backed flood insurance.

    45. Re:wha? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      The claim is that offset one's own individual carbon usage doesn't right now take much.

      But that in itself is a completely nonsensical claim, utterly bereft of any factual basis.

      The fact is that NOTHING you can do, as an individual, short of becoming a vegetarian monk burning vegetable oil candles for light and using nothing but a bicycle for transportation, will make enough difference to matter.

      This has been known unequivocally for many years now. Why did you not know it?

    46. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As for your sandwich... It's probably one of the first foods that will start using artificial ingredients. Well, butter began being replaced long ago, but soon meat and probably cheese will be too.

      Here in Finland its illegal to sell and advertize american cheese as cheese because its at best a "cheeselike substance"

    47. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I read an interesting article yesterday by an MIT professor who put forward some very interesting mathematical facts. He pointed out that in a given 2500 molecule sample of air you have the following standard breakdown:

      • 1952 molecules of nitrogen
      • 524 molecules of oxygen
      • 23 molecules of argon
      • 1 molecule of carbon dioxide

      1 molecule of CO2 in 2500 molecules is equivalent to 400 parts per million of CO2. And for that one molecule only 11% of the infrared wave length can actually react with the CO2.

      So given those scientific facts from someone much smarter than me, it seems highly improbable that CO2 emissions are going to raise the temperature by 3 degrees.

      You read something that you don't want to share with us, you gave us a few facts by someone far smarter than you but failed to give us his conclusion, and you yourself conclude from that without any discernible reason that something is improbable. Well done.

    48. Re:wha? by greythax · · Score: 1

      No they shouldn't. They should be upset if the numbers are made up, or the science is bad. But if the science is good, and now we know things we didn't before, they should be happy. Sandwich gas isn't something I think we need to worry too much about. It came from carbon that was in the atmosphere already. And knowing those numbers might be helpful in calculating how the health of that carbon cycle system is at any point in time (though sandwiches would be a very small part of it.)

      Who they should be mad at is anyone putting a POLITICAL spin on it. Including the scientist if he isn't also mentioning the carbon (potentially) neutral nature of that sandwich. And the website that published a political story based off of it.

      And your silly ass for suggesting that any knowledge can be junk.

    49. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what exactly you are trying to claim here. Are you claiming that individuals as individuals aren't going to make a big difference? Sure- that's inevitably the case when one is dealing with a planetary population in the billions. But that doesn't mean that individual actions can't help, or more to the point, that if one cares about things, that one can reasonably try to offset carbon output directly through the methods outlined. So what is your argument exactly?

    50. Re:wha? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1
      I'm going to respond to some of these comments in a slightly different order if you don't mind. First, I'm essentially in agreement with the Heinlein quote: Getting people to actually act well is very, very tough. That's why I'm in favor of a revenue neutral carbon tax- we only got to the specifics of what people could do on this topic at a tangential level: I'm not generally in the habit of telling people what they can/should do on such issues.

      I take the position that whatever harm is done by use of the truck is outweighed by the benefit of having versatile transport available for immediate use. I am much more likely to need to move objects than persons. I have owned autos in the past and the truck is simply more useful. Certainly one could for example rent at need... but one must consider cost ( in both time and money ) of the rental process itself and the uncertain availability of a suitable vehicle at any given time.

      Sure, these are all considerations that are completely valid. This is why for example I have a friend who lives in a suburb of Boston with a large car that stays in the garage most of the time- most days they use the public transit to get two and from work, but the option of having the car is really helpful. And obviously, some things make it even more so: if my wife and I end up having kids, we're probably going to need to get a car.

      I am somewhat dubious about Uber and similar systems. Consider the history of "piecework" and the imbalance of power between employer and employees ...er "independant contractors".

      I agree that this sort of thing has other, pretty serious problems. I think in the long-term we're going to have to come up with new regulations to make sure that people in such positions aren't screwed over.

      Leaded Gasoline is thankfully obsolete. Human ingenuity has come up with a better solution.

      Not really. The anti-knock effects of lead are by many metrics better than modern systems, and certainly less expensive.

      If I could, I would prefer that my truck be a truck, electrically powered, rechargeable from the rooftop solar that we have already installed at home.

      If you already have rooftop solar you are already doing more to reduce your CO2 output than the vast majority of people. In that context, even if one is using the air conditioner at whatever temperature you need to work, what you do is your own thing, but you are already being pretty damn helpful. And of course, where one lives matters a lot. How much heat or air one needs varies a lot by location to location; in the long-term as we get a better grid and better storage, we'll be in a position where this sort of thing will be less of an issue. Unfortunately, those sorts of systemic changes aren't really happening in the US as much as they should be.

    51. Re:wha? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      No, no, you eat carbon. Or CO2, thereby reducing carbon in the atmosphere.

    52. Re:wha? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      You realize you're arguing against sandwiches, right?\

  2. Don't eat meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The big problem with sandwiches is meat.

    Try instead peanut butter, sprouts, toufu, etc. It's better for the animals and the environment and your health.

    1. Re:Don't eat meat by gnick · · Score: 2

      >> It's better for the animals

      (Smacks forehead. Wistfully remembers when Slashdot was for people with triple-digit IQs and a sense of humor.)

      I'm not even sure it's better for the animals. If it wasn't for meat-eaters, a lot of the animals in this country never would have been born. Nobody's keeping herds of pet cattle.

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    2. Re:Don't eat meat by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      I'm sure transporting avocados halfway across the world is completely inconsequential.

      You worry about your sins, I'll worry about mine.

    3. Re:Don't eat meat by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      And there it is...they even listed cheese. Vegan power to Earth's rescue!
      This hits so many lefty points with one swipe:
      If you ask your wife to make you a sandwich while you're busting your knuckles working on her non-electric car, you're not only a sexist pig, you're also contributing to animal cruelty and poisoning the planet in two different ways at once.

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  3. Good grief by Notabadguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This should be titled from the "We-Are-Voluntarily-Giving-Up-Our-Credibility" department.

    Living things on this planet breathe. They exhale. Sometimes we humans kill and eat them.

    If all those animals were left alive, breathing out CO2, farting methane, eating up all the good grass and taking the jobs of other animals whose consumption have fallen out of popularity, their carbon footprint would be even worse.

    Save the environment - stop eating plants that absorb CO2 and eat more meat.

    1. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 5, Informative

      Living things on this planet breathe. They exhale. Sometimes we humans kill and eat them.

      This is a carbon-neutral process.

      If all those animals were left alive, breathing out CO2, farting methane, eating up all the good grass and taking the jobs of other animals whose consumption have fallen out of popularity, their carbon footprint would be even worse.

      This belies a complete lack of understanding of the carbon cycle :/

      Save the environment - stop eating plants that absorb CO2 and eat more meat.

      Whether you eat plants, or animals, you're merely eating a link in the carbon cycle.

      This article (and study) isn't making the insane claim that the meat in the sandwich, or the bread in the sandwich is a carbon-costly ingredient... They're measuring the cost of transportation, refrigeration, etc, etc - the things that require non-cycle sourced carbon to produce the final product.
      Your ignorance makes this problem intractable. I hope you understand that some day.

    2. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      no! the actual solution is condoms. That is in civilized countries it is. In less civilized countries procreating as catholics in Monthy Pathon's Sense Of Life is not going to be stopped voluntarily. No sensible catholic or muslim in for instance Africa is going to give up his right to procreate as long as his dick stands (women are not asked anyway). I suppose Zika like virus could help. This being unethical, drinking heavily to forget about human stupidity is probably best option. Having bad feeling about this or that sandwich is first step to to Zika like solution or other form of sharp and involuntary reduction of population. Humans have to eat. Whether sandwich or not is up to them. If they can afford steak, let them eat steak. In fact to celerate this article I am going to Argentinian restaurant in town where my friends live (200klm away) and celebrate life there with a glass of wine and nice talk about future of human kind.

    3. Re:Good grief by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      If all those animals were left alive, breathing out CO2, farting methane, eating up all the good grass and taking the jobs of other animals whose consumption have fallen out of popularity, their carbon footprint would be even worse.

      You are aware that the number of cows and pigs on this planet is as high as it is only because we produce to eat them, right?

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    4. Re:Good grief by sexconker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a food source, calorie for calorie, meat is way more resource-intensive than pants.

      Bullshit. You may need more of x resources to get a given amount (by weight) of meat than you would with plants, but you get all that back out at the end. It's a closed-loop. The most common comparison I see is for water. Water doesn't disappear when you use it to grow crops to feed to livestock to butcher for meat.

      Even if you imagine that pigs and cows and chickens are unnecessary middlemen for the human diet, where are they taking their cut from, exactly? Does a slaughtered pig abscond to piggy heaven with a gallon of water and a small plot of land? Or does the whole damn thing get reincorporated into the environment in one way or another?

      Meat is vastly more nutritious than plants are, meat is critical for human development, and meat is delicious. If you don't like it, don't eat it. Meat isn't doing you any harm. And if you're worried about the rest of us not having enough water or land to raise livestock to keep up with our current diets, you can relax. If we ever get to such a point it will self-correct via economic pressures well before anyone has to go hungry for lack of production. And even if we somehow got to that point, you'll be there to show us all how to eat shitty vegetables like kale and quinoa and enjoy the resulting hard poops interspersed with pockets of the foulest gases imaginable.

    5. Re:Good grief by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Whether you eat plants, or animals, you're merely eating a link in the carbon cycle."
      Well, if I'm eating links, they might as well be pork sausage links.

    6. Re:Good grief by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      You may need more of x resources to get a given amount (by weight) of meat than you would with plants, but you get all that back out at the end.

      "Fat" chance! That pig eats corn or soy, which takes a lot of water (and energy to process that water), plus fertilizer (more energy plus runoff), weed killer (ditto), and mechanical harvesting, processing, and transport. Making a pig creates a lot of pollution!

      And much of that corn and soy gets pooped out instead of going into the meat, so instead of eating the pig, it's MUCH more efficient to eat the corn or soy directly. Are you familiar with the law of conservation of energy?

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    7. Re:Good grief by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      piggy heaven

      mmm. Where even the pig may eat bacon conscious free.

    8. Re:Good grief by pz · · Score: 1

      From the really quite naive perspective, we should be cutting down all the trees.

      No, no, wait, bear with me for a minute.

      Oil, whence the anthropogenic increase in atmospheric CO2, is primarily long-ago dead plants. Coal, too. We've done the equivalent of exhuming these ancient growths and re-converting the long chain hydrocarbons of their decay into gaseous form.

      What is the reverse of this process? Trees. Trees convert atmospheric CO2 into wood that can be cut down and buried. And grown again sequestering more CO2. And buried again. Ad infinitum. It's vastly more efficient than any of the other sequestration mechanisms anyone has proposed. Grow trees, bury them, grow more ... keep going until we're back to where we started.

      The closest a private citizen can get to doing that is wasting paper. Lots and lots of paper. Do not save trees. Convince companies to grow more of them!

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    9. Re:Good grief by budsetr · · Score: 1

      I find your lack of pants...disturbing.

    10. Re:Good grief by MrMr · · Score: 1

      I think that is a typo. It should probably read 'than shorts'.

    11. Re:Good grief by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Living things on this planet breathe. They exhale. Sometimes we humans kill and eat them.

      This is a carbon-neutral process.

      Huh? Animals produce a lot more carbon dioxide than they consume. How is this "carbon neutral"? Or has "carbon neutral" been defined so that it doesn't mean you have to stop doing anything, just all those other people who are doing other things?

      This belies a complete lack of understanding of the carbon cycle :/

      Oh, I see. You are applying the entire carbon cycle to animal respiration and coming up with "neutral".

      Here's a shocker. The entire planet is carbon neutral under that definition. There will never be more carbon than what is here today, or was here yesterday. It takes up various forms, just like in "the carbon cycle", but it is all still here and will still be here.

      I am, of course, excluding the trivial amounts of carbon that may have been lost by sending stuff into outer space that never came back. I don't think the lunar landers and rovers left on the moon count for much in the way of carbon loss.

      Your ignorance makes this problem intractable.

      I'd say that zealotry is making this intractable, but ...

    12. Re:Good grief by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      But corn and soy do not taste near as good as the pig. Sooooooo, Given the choice I take bacon flavored climate change. :D

    13. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Huh? Animals produce a lot more carbon dioxide than they consume. How is this "carbon neutral"? Or has "carbon neutral" been defined so that it doesn't mean you have to stop doing anything, just all those other people who are doing other things?

      This is quite literally impossible.
      All carbon in your body, exhaled, came via the cycle from the first step in it- the air, whether via a plant that used photosynthesis to break it apart, or an animal that you ate, who ate that plant. You can't possible "produce" more carbon that you took in, unless we're going to involve alchemy or high-energy particle physics into the equation. You can alter the balance of the cycle, between gaseous and various solid forms, but at the end of the day, that cow you just ate was all CO2 a year before it was born. That CO2 turned into carbohydrates with the addition of sunlight and oxygen, those plants were eaten by an animal and turned into the proteins that you eventually ate. Every living thing is a link that extracts what was originally solar energy by oxidizing carbon compounds constructed by plants. If you ate something living, your carbon came from the cycle. This is obviously untrue if you eat carbonaceous rocks. But I don't think you do.

      Oh, I see. You are applying the entire carbon cycle to animal respiration and coming up with "neutral".

      Yes, I am. As one should...

      Here's a shocker. The entire planet is carbon neutral under that definition. There will never be more carbon than what is here today, or was here yesterday. It takes up various forms, just like in "the carbon cycle", but it is all still here and will still be here.

      Yes, the entire planet is mostly carbon neutral under that definition (meteorites being a notable exception).
      What matters is the length of the particular cycle you're altering. For all intents and purposes, fossil fuels can be considered non-cyclical, since their cycle length is longer than the existence of our species. For the cow you ate, it's all short-term. Whether you had eaten that cow or not, it was going to give its carbon onto the next step in the cycle pretty quickly either way. Cows only innate carbon-cycle impact is the formation of methane, which is a more environmentally impacting form of carbon.

      I'd say that zealotry is making this intractable, but ...

      I don't think we disagree on that... but zealotry is often fueled by ignorance.

    14. Re:Good grief by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      You can't possible "produce" more carbon that you took in,

      The issue is not carbon, it is carbon dioxide. Yes, I ABSOLUTELY produce more carbon dioxide than I consume. I am converting carbon that has been converted into bio-carbon (carbohydrate, protein, fats) by plants back into the dangerous carbon dioxide. The only way to stop that process is to stop eating or stop breathing.

      Yes, I am. As one should...

      Not when you are evaluating the costs of one step in the cycle. Otherwise, let's be honest and include the entire existence of carbon on the planet, which we can say truly IS neutral no matter what any of us does. If "carbon neutral" is the goal, then bingo, we're there.

      Yes, the entire planet is mostly carbon neutral under that definition (meteorites being a notable exception).

      Yes, I forgot about those. Dang, we have to put up a shield around the planet because we're gaining dangerous carbon every second.

      Whether you had eaten that cow or not, it was going to give its carbon onto the next step in the cycle pretty quickly either way.

      I eat veal. Six months is a lot shorter than five years.

      but zealotry is often fueled by ignorance.

      Zealotry is more often fueled by presumed knowledge and arrogance. People who say "the discussion is over, the science is settled" are not ignorant, for the most part.

    15. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I don't typically quote XKCD, but this illustration on the masses of land animals does a really good job portraying exactly how bizarre the ecosystem is: https://xkcd.com/1338/. E.g., most of land mammalian are something we are raising to eat. The plants that we eat require a lot of fertilizer, typically synthetic (extremely energy intensive). The animals that we eat require a lot more plants than directly eating plants. Yes, this is complicated, and more complicated than I am portraying--which is why people do research to try to understand the impact of the Entire Product Lifecycle. I personally am interested in reading more into the article.

      That's exactly what the article is about- and why it's worth reading, and not dismissing outright because "all things eat and shit"

    16. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      The issue is not carbon, it is carbon dioxide. Yes, I ABSOLUTELY produce more carbon dioxide than I consume.

      Only in the short term. The carbon you consume was carbon dioxide very recently. A plant turned it into edible carbon for you. You're undoing that process and taking a cut of the energy it provided in the form of more complex organic molecules.

      I am converting carbon that has been converted into bio-carbon (carbohydrate, protein, fats) by plants back into the dangerous carbon dioxide.

      Yes, you are.

      The only way to stop that process is to stop eating or stop breathing.

      Utter bollocks. You stop eating and stop breathing, and you'll be CO2 again within a year, unless of course we either bury you miles underground, or fire you at the stars at faster than escape velocity.
      This isn't a complicated concept. There is a total carbon, and there is biomass. Your eating and exhaling is just passing what was CO2 very recently back to CO2. Short term alteration of a cycle that is already very short.

      Not when you are evaluating the costs of one step in the cycle. Otherwise, let's be honest and include the entire existence of carbon on the planet, which we can say truly IS neutral no matter what any of us does. If "carbon neutral" is the goal, then bingo, we're there.

      No, because fossil-fuels, which is what this is all really about.
      You leave the 100 million year carbon cycles alone, and you can basically do whatever the hell you want and the planetary climate will remain stable with regard to carbon's effect on it. You start digging up sequestered carbon to fuel your increased need for dietary carbon, and that's the alteration of the cycle, the break in what is otherwise effective neutrality.

      I eat veal. Six months is a lot shorter than five years.

      Completely irrelevant.

      Zealotry is more often fueled by presumed knowledge and arrogance. People who say "the discussion is over, the science is settled" are not ignorant, for the most part.

      Is presumed knowledge knowledge not a form of ignorance? I think you've made it clear which yours is, however.

    17. Re:Good grief by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Are you familiar with the law of conservation of energy?

      Yes, I am. You clearly are not. We don't lose any energy due the the "inefficiency" of raising meat. Nor do we lose any water.

    18. Re:Good grief by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You don't understand. Livestock raised and slaughtered doesn't add or remove any energy from the planet, nor does it permanently use up water, land, etc.
      It doesn't matter how "efficient" anything is as long as you have the operational overhead to cover instantaneous demand (needing x gallons of feed and fresh water now vs. waiting for the shit and piss on the back end).

    19. Re:Good grief by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      You are correct about the scientific fact that producing meat requires out of cycle CO2.

      You are also correct that the OP was ignorant of this fact.

      You are absolutely not correct that OP's ignorance makes the problem intractable. It's intractable for completely other reasons.

      Chief among those reasons is that many (not all) people strongly prefer to eat meat. And given that (for better or worse) people have free will, they will enact that choice both individually through their dietary choices and collectively through policies that enable those choices.

      I hope that people that are serious about climate change understand that, because I don't see us making much progress on it otherwise.

    20. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely not correct that OP's ignorance makes the problem intractable. It's intractable for completely other reasons.

      Fair enough. I should have said, "Your refusal to allow your ignorance to be corrected makes this problem intractable."
      You can't bring about a societal shift without force if you can't even educate your people.

    21. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Except there's no direct evidence that links CO2 to global warming.

      That's like saying there is no direct evidence that links a wool blanket to feeling warmer.

      Sorry but the greenhouse gas people just didn't understand thermodynamics. I'm an engineer, I spent four years studying thermodynamics.

      You spent 4 years studying the thermodynamics, and missed how molecules that absorb thermal emission spectra, become more energetic in the form of heat, can increase the temperature of a system? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

      CO2 converts long-wave radiation, the earth's only way to give its input heat back to space- into heat. It increases the overall energy in the system by slowing down the planet's ability to shed it. The more CO2 in the atmosphere, the more the planet will warm until the input flux and output flux match again, that is until it reaches its new equilibrium. You're complaining that the large-scale statistical models have trouble modeling the exact impact of a certain amount of CO2 on the huge dynamic system. That's fair. But to say that it isn't even linked? That is fucking retarded, my friend.

    22. Re:Good grief by pots · · Score: 1
      This is not what people mean when they refer to water as a limited resource. No one is operating under the delusion that the water disappears when it's consumed, only that we use fresh water faster than it is replenished. There are a number of examples of this, one of the starkest in the United States is the Ogallala Aquifer, which provides water to a huge portion of the great plains region, including much of the agriculture in the US. The Kansas portion of the aquifer has been depleted by about 30% since we starting large-scale pumping during World War 2.

      Likewise, no one thinks that carbon dioxide just appears out of nothing, or however it is that you think people think that works. There are three ways in which livestock contribute to greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere: one is all of the additional fuel that gets burned in raising them - growing all of the additional food, moving all of that additional food into their mouths, etc. Second is direct production - you have no-doubt heard that ruminants convert carbon dioxide and acetic acid into methane, and that methane is a stronger greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide. So this is detrimental. Third is indirect, and similar to the water example - a very large portion of all of the land on earth is devoted to livestock. A very large portion. Once upon a time, much of this land was covered in carbon-capturing forests.

      I feel that I need to impress upon you just how much land we're talking about here (from the Smithsonian Magazine):

      The global scope of the livestock issue is huge. A 212-page online report published by the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization says 26 percent of the earth’s terrestrial surface is used for livestock grazing. One-third of the planet’s arable land is occupied by livestock feed crop cultivation. Seventy percent of Brazil’s deforested land is used as pasture, with feed crop cultivation occupying much of the remainder. And in Botswana, the livestock industry consumes 23 percent of all water used. Globally, 18 percent of greenhouse gas emissions can be attributed to the livestock industry—more than is produced by transportation-related sources. And in the United States, livestock production is responsible for 55 percent of erosion, 37 percent of all applied pesticides and 50 percent of antibiotics consumed, while the animals themselves directly consume 95 percent of our oat production and 80 percent of our corn, according to the Sierra Club.

      Also, while I'm at it: Meat is not more nutritious than plants are, it's just more calorie-dense. If you want to consider the entirety of a person's dietary needs, including fiber, vitamins, etc., then meat is less nutritious than plants. The fact that eating vegetables is healthy should surprise no-one, but there are a lot of atkins true-believers running around out there nowadays...

    23. Re:Good grief by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Only in the short term.

      If you measure my intake and outgo of carbon dioxide for the entirety of my life, my production of carbon dioxide will ALWAYS be much more than my intake. For my entire life. That is not "the short term". That's 100%.

      The carbon you consume was carbon dioxide very recently.

      It was not carbon dioxide when I ingested it, and I am the one converting it from sequestered carbon to carbon dioxide. To stop that from happening requires one of two things.

      The only way to stop that process is to stop eating or stop breathing.

      Utter bollocks. You stop eating and stop breathing, and you'll be CO2 again within a year,

      That may be, maybe not. It is irrelevant. In any case, it will not be my fault, and I can do nothing about it. However, I can do something about this dangerous carbon dioxide I am currently emitting, and my solution, despite your pronouncement that it is "utter bollocks", is absolute fact. You deny the obvious truth.

      No, because fossil-fuels, which is what this is all really about.

      Yeah, right. The money was spent to study how much carbon dioxide comes from a breakfast sandwich because this is all about fossil fuels. Do you eat a fossil fuel breakfast sandwich? No, you don't.

      This is "all about" the contribution of humans to the CO2 issue, and that makes the context of this discussion not the global carbon cycle, but human actions that impact the carbon cycle. Like "eating a sandwich". In that context, there are two ways to stop the problem, both of which I listed.

      I eat veal. Six months is a lot shorter than five years.

      Completely irrelevant.

      Not when the claim I responded to dealt with a time involved in the "carbon cycle"; specifically the lifetime of the cow. A factor of ten is called "an order of magnitude", and getting things right to better than an order of magnitude is usually considered relevant.

      Is presumed knowledge knowledge not a form of ignorance?

      No. But it doesn't matter.

      I think you've made it clear which yours is, however.

      When a climate zealot cannot win by using facts, start insults. I believe the next step is for you to pronounce that the science has been settled and there can be no discussion.

    24. Re:Good grief by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for a mod point!

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    25. Re:Good grief by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      You can't bring about a societal shift without force if you can't even educate your people.

      It takes more than you telling everyone how they ought to do things, i.e. "educate them", for there to be a change. The change has to be reasonable and something that can be accomplished. Changing an entire culture from animal-based to growing crops is not as simple as everyone being educated about how much better it is. That's likely because for them it wouldn't be better.

    26. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      When a climate zealot cannot win by using facts, start insults. I believe the next step is for you to pronounce that the science has been settled and there can be no discussion.

      The facts have already been given, by me and other people, to you... You refuse to believe them. You are beyond help. When someone willfully refuses to accept logic, there's simply nothing you can do for them. You don't understand how the physical processes at play work, and that's OK. You could save some of your esteem by not commenting on the matter as if you were knowledgeable, however. Just some personal advice.

    27. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      If you measure my intake and outgo of carbon dioxide for the entirety of my life, my production of carbon dioxide will ALWAYS be much more than my intake. For my entire life. That is not "the short term". That's 100%.

      This is a point to an argument that nobody is having, because it is irrelevant.
      If you would shut the hell up and listen, you might stand a chance at understanding the cycles at play.

      Yeah, right. The money was spent to study how much carbon dioxide comes from a breakfast sandwich because this is all about fossil fuels. Do you eat a fossil fuel breakfast sandwich? No, you don't.

      Of course the study was about that... Because that's what matters- the carbon cost of the sandwich. Since the only cost to the sandwich is solar energy, except where fossil fuels come into play- that is the carbon cost they are measuring. Do you eat a fossil fuel breakfast sandwich? No, you don't. But the one you eat requires them to be made, which means it has a carbon footprint. They're quantifying that for the curious. Only people who are rabidly against that quantification because of the cognitive dissonance aroused when the reality conflicts with their world view take exception to someone quantifying it.

      This is "all about" the contribution of humans to the CO2 issue, and that makes the context of this discussion not the global carbon cycle, but human actions that impact the carbon cycle. Like "eating a sandwich". In that context, there are two ways to stop the problem, both of which I listed.

      The CO2 issue is fossil fuels. Period. All stop.
      The ratio of biomass to CO2 is "stable" minus that. More biomass as producers to feed consumers, with corresponding biomass to feed secondary consumers is a net negative to atmospheric CO2. It's the fossil fuels that matter. You would find this obvious if you shut your fucking mouth and used your head instead of regurgitating broken logic.

    28. Re:Good grief by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      You're a perfect example of the problem.
      You're so convinced that something won't be better for you, that you will actively deny the realities of the universe to justify it. I've watched multiple people try to correct you, and you still don't get it. It's not because you can't get it- it's because you have a mental block in place that prevents reality from imposing upon your worldview.

  4. I wonder... by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

    What the carbon emissions of these bullshit "scientific" studies are?

    Perhaps we should collect all these "scientists", melt them down and use their juices as a low cost biofuel. At least then they will be contributing.

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  5. CO2/KC by mentil · · Score: 1

    The carbon footprint per calorie needs to be calculated, so one can determine how best to fill oneself up while minimizing carbon footprint. I imagine 'eat food that would otherwise be discarded' would be at the top of the efficiency list, above food choice. What I REALLY wonder is why more research isn't being done into finding a way to control livestock micribiota, to eliminate their methane emissions. The research would also be useful for treating a wide variety of human gastrointestinal disorders and diseases (lactose intolerance and C. Difficile infection come to mind.)

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  6. fuck 'em by Cederic · · Score: 1

    12 miles is about the round-trip distance to a place I like getting breakfast, so I can fuck the environment on both fronts.

    The University of Manchester is a prestigious organisation but I really would prefer them to spend their time doing something useful.

  7. Could we study... by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    The carbon foot print of the Military Industrial Complex. Odds are, they're the BIGGEST contributor to climate change. So you get them to slim down, god knows they need to go on a diet, you can keep your egg, bacon and sausage sandwich.

  8. Die humans! by Train0987 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Humans must be destroyed in order to save humanity. New at 11.

  9. Re:Global Warming Is Haram by Narcocide · · Score: 2

    Well, you can't eat sunbeams, so maybe a better solution would be to find some more sustainable sources of feed for the livestock.

  10. Is this measured Before or after... by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Wrapping it in plastic? Aluminum foil?

    Seriously, the Carbon impact of my sandwich?

    Let's just be honest, simply LIVING emits carbon, so are they not really saying people will have to die? They want us to go back to the amount of carbon we emitted in the 1700's, which is going to pretty much require that a large percentage of us die to save the planet.

    Well the problem is that I'm not willing to do that and THEY are apparently not wiling to do so either, so counting the CO2 emissions of a sandwich is pretty much meaningless.

    So I ask the obvious question... Are YOU serious about this? Yes? Then prove it...

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    1. Re:Is this measured Before or after... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Let's just be honest, simply LIVING emits carbon, so are they not really saying people will have to die? They want us to go back to the amount of carbon we emitted in the 1700's, which is going to pretty much require that a large percentage of us die to save the planet.

      There is an alternate solution. We inject chlorophyll under everyone's skin; they can absorb carbon and would need to eat a lot less.

      #greenchicksarehot

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    2. Re: Is this measured Before or after... by c-A-d · · Score: 1

      It's more like "Idiocracy". The smart people are not procreating. The dumb ones are. And that's the sad fact.

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  11. Someone Calculate the by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 2

    Carbon footprint of 1000 private jets...

    More than 1,000 aircraft have landed at a quartet of regional airports near Davos... the attendees will be addressing the major threat of climate change....

    8-)

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  12. Re:It's better for the animals by MavenW · · Score: 1

    >> It's better for the animals...

    An interesting thing I learned about this was some years back when I acquired a chicken plucking outfit and went into business. They guy I bought it from had retired, and there wasn't anyone in this half of the state that offered the service. I didn't even need to advertise. The local feed store manager did all that for me. He said his sales of chicks had taken a nose dive since the previous owner had quit, and over the next three years he sold thousands of chicks that he attributed directly to me and my outfit.

    Consider my neighbor, the rancher. It's his job to make sure as many calves as possible get born. Except for the few that die on him, ALL of them are destined to be eaten.

    There are an awful lot of animals in this world that would never be born in the first place if we didn't eat them.

  13. Re:Lame by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2

    Actually it is from the:

    Lets-Honestly-Assess-How-Badly-The-Modern-Economy-Is-Making-The-Planet-Unlivable-For-Man Department.

  14. Re:Lame by bigwheel · · Score: 1

    Someone probably got paid for this critical scientific research. The article is only available for purchase.

    The upside is that since I only had half a sandwich, I'm probably entitled to some carbon credits.

  15. EcoTaco by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    Sandwiches are bad for the environment. Thank the baby jebus I prefer Tacos!

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    Man, you really need that seminar!
  16. Carbon sandwiches by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    So... calculation with these values, I would have to eat an All-Day breakfast sandwich every day for the next 17 years to equal the difference in carbon footprint between my car and one that is more environmentally friendly. So if I keep my car and just don't eat the sandwich, I can achieve balance at a fraction of the cost and even cut some calories in the process. Thanks Slashdot!

  17. Re:Global Warming Is Haram by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

    Guess we'd better stop eating sandwiches.

    I guarantee you will quickly lower your carbon footprint if you stop eating.
    I don't recommend it however.

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    "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  18. Re:It's better for the animals by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    There are an awful lot of animals in this world that would never be born in the first place if we didn't eat them.

    Indeed. Many millions a year. Maybe billions of animals that owe their existence due to humans. Wouldn't want to be in their shoes, but the global cow, chicken, pig, etc... populations would be far lower if people didn't exist.

    Again, not saying life is all rosy for a farm animal, but farmed animals in general have a healthier, less stressful life than their wild counterparts. Life sucks for battery hens and the like though.

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    "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  19. I'm going to make a sandwich by blindseer · · Score: 1

    The study also recommends reducing or omitting certain ingredients that have a higher carbon footprint, like lettuce, tomato, cheese and meat.

    If I can't eat those ingredients in a sandwich then I'm just having two slices of bread.

    What do these sandal and socks wearing hippies eat? No lettuce, tomatoes, cheese or meat? Does this include other vegetables? Or, other dairy products? I also wonder if this study included only cold sandwiches or warm ones, like a hamburger.

    One last question, if I need to calculate my carbon footprint before I even eat then I'm not thinking of anything else, so do these people that think this hard of their carbon footprint actually do anything productive?

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  20. One day I will write a book by Dirk+Becher · · Score: 2

    "How to feel bad about EVERYTHING!"

    It will cleanse the world of everyone who doesn't worship The Lulz.

  21. Eating Human-raised Animals by DrYak · · Score: 5, Informative

    Living things on this planet breathe. They exhale. Sometimes we humans kill and eat them.
    If all those animals were left alive, breathing out CO2, farting methane, eating up all the good grass and taking the jobs of other animals whose consumption have fallen out of popularity, their carbon footprint would be even worse.

    This xkcd is relevant.

    The actual animals that normally live around on the planet are actually an insignificant small speck, compared to the impact... ...of all the specially human-created species that we raise on purpose to feed ourselves.
    These are not animal that normal roam this planet.
    This are animal specially raised by the human agriculture for the the specific purpose of answering the demand.

    There is currently that much CO2, that much methane farting, and that much depletion of normal flora for the sole purpose of providing grazing, because we need to answer the meet eating habits (mostly of the developed world).
    We want (as a specie) to eat meat, that's why we raise an insane amount of cattle.

    Save the environment - stop eating plants that absorb CO2 and eat more meat.

    If we actually massively stopped eating meat (e.g.: if the developed world slowed down on meat and started eating food containing a higher mix of vegetable like the rest of the world), we would actually be needing to raise *a lot less* animals, and thus a lot less impact on the environment.

    Your whole argument sounds like : "Stop using trains, there are cars out there anyway". Huh no. We build cars to fulfill the needs of those who want cars and refuse to take public transportation. And the same we raise animal on insane scale just to fulfill the needs of those who insist on eating animal.

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    1. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      ... because we need to answer the meet eating habits (mostly of the developed world).

      I think we need more "meet eating habits", not less. Imagine, if all those people who wasted so much time and energy meeting to come up with the Paris Accords were just eaten as soon as they walked in the door, how much better things would be.

      And every corporation should invest in "meet eating", just to cut down on the wasted time and energy of endless meetings. How many people would go to the next design review meeting if they knew they were "on the agenda", so to speak? They aren't committed to the "ham and eggs" meeting like the chicken, they're committed like the pig.

      We build cars to fulfill the needs of those who want cars and refuse to take public transportation.

      We build cars not because people refuse to use them, but because they are not sufficient -- despite all the claims that public transportation is the bee's knees.

    2. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Chozabu · · Score: 1

      On top of that - a huge portion of animals are grain/corn and soy fed.

      IIRC we grow more grain/corn and soy for non-human animals than we do for ourselves
      so, eating less animals would give us more land to feed ourselfs, and perhaps grow a few more forests too.

    3. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      in some areas it would take six times as long to take public transportation than to drive

    4. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      and in some areas it would take six times as long to drive as to walk, cycle or catch a underground train. your point?

      His point was that using public transportation CAN BE an inappropriate or useless option, not that it ALWAYS is. Your response pretends he said the latter. Pointing out that public trans CAN BE appropriate doesn't prove that there are no times when it CAN BE inappropriate.

      and that is only due to underinvestment in public transportation,

      Do you realize how much it would cost to invest in public transport in some parts of the US? No, I guess you do not. You think the problem is that too many people own cars without understanding why they do. If only there were infinite money to provide public transport nobody would ever need a car, right? And running public transport in those parts of the country would not be a bigger source of carbon dioxide than simply allowing the people to drive themselves, right?

    5. Re:Eating Human-raised Animals by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      My drive is about 18 minutes, and I can go at a time of my choosing. The bus takes 1 hour and 50 minutes, I have to leave super early in the morning to make it, and I have to arrive at work an hour early.

      We do have a light-rail, but for it to be built down here they would have to tear up the road and/or eminent domain people out of the way, and it's just not fucking worth it because you still have to leave at absurd times and you can still get there faster by car even if you were a slave to that schedule. That, and homeless people ride it basically for free and, they smell like the fat guy that plays world of warcraft all day.

  22. Re:Global Warming Is Haram by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

    Guess we'd better stop eating.

    FTFY, the climate crazies will be happy now.

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  23. Re:Lame by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    If you wanted to honestly assess how modern economics harm the planet, you'd get a lot farther researching the power usage required to keep cryptocurrency running than bitching about people's lunches.

    Trying to make people feel guilty for eating isn't so much honest as childish.

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  24. Re:Bullshit by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    By 2100, and with 2 meters of global sea rise, and 3 degrees of Celcius increase in temps, one third of Florida will be underwater.

    And by 2050, with 8 meters of sea level rise, and 18 degrees C increase in temps, we're all dead. You see, I can predict catastrophe, too, and my predictions are even catastrophier than yours.

    You said "tell that to the people of Florida". If one third of the people of Florida are underwater in 2100, then they were the morons who didn't know how to move away from the approaching coast and I say good riddance. Darwin Awards to every damn one of them. 2100 is 82 years from now, and 99% of the people living in Florida today will be dead. Anyone who lives there in 2100 will have CHOSEN to live in a place where they know the sea will come wash them away after they drown. They CHOSE to stay.

    By the way, "global sea level rise" is irrelevant when it comes to talking about coastal inundation. It is the local sea level that matters when talking about local effects. For example, while some parts of the planet are possibly seeing serious issues from rising sea levels, Oregon is not. It just happens that the sea level rise from higher water is being offset by coastal rise as the subduction zone pushes the land up. The "sea level rise" that will most impact the Oregon coast is when the cascadia subduction zone earthquake happens, the crustal deformation reduces, and the coast drops a couple of meters or more as a result. But the coast is toast by that time anyway.

  25. Re:Idiots by Train0987 · · Score: 1

    Did you build the device you posted that from? No? It came from one of those container ships, you say? Well, then you first.

  26. Largest impacts are travel and commuting by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Your sandwich isn't a problem, unless you import the ingredients by private helicopter from your favourite sandwich place in Zurich.

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  27. Re:Global Warming Is Haram by penandpaper · · Score: 1

    If everyone does their part the problem of climate change will be gone in about a month! Give or take a few days.

  28. Scientists recommend sandwich made with air by bryanandaimee · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    "The study also recommends reducing or omitting certain ingredients that have a higher carbon footprint, like lettuce, tomato, cheese and meat. Reducing ingredients such as cheese and meat would also reduce the amount of calories eaten, contributing towards healthier lifestyles."

    They have a funny definition of a sandwich if omitting lettuce, tomato, cheese and meat, seems like a reasonable recommendation for a sandwich .

    Also, caloric fundamentalism is out of style. Did they not get the memo? Bread is "bad for you", yet that seems to be the only thing the environmentalist "scientists" want to allow us to eat. Perhaps the true agenda is to cause widespread human extinction due to obesity caused by bread-only diets. This would certainly reduce the impact of humans on the environment.

    1. Re:Scientists recommend sandwich made with air by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      I thought a sandwich with just bread was called a "wish sandwich" you wish you had something to go in between.

    2. Re:Scientists recommend sandwich made with air by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      A "sandwish", then?

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  29. Re:It's better for the animals by penandpaper · · Score: 1

    Even further, lets say lab grown beef becomes economically viable to replace 'real' beef. Would it be ethical to allow the extinction of the cow because it had become economically unsustainable? It cannot survive without humans because we artificially selected traits to service our needs over its own over thousands of years.

    Life may suck for a cow but at least it has a life. Is a bad life better than no life?

  30. How does it relate to price? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the carbon footprint just happen to fairly well correlate with the price. i.e. might I find that a $5 sandwich was responsible for roughly twice as much CO2 in the atmosphere as a $2.50 one?

    Cases where it doesn't correlate, might have some interesting things going on.

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  31. Study of Emissions of Studies by nowwith25percentmore · · Score: 1

    I wonder how this result stacks up against the greenhouse gas emissions attributable to studies of greenhouse gas emissions.

  32. Erroneous assumptions by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    The problem with this sort of thing is they typically make erroneous assumptions that people do the worst choices such as buying grain fed confinement pork. If you change that to pasture raised pork that isn't fed commercial feeds, e.g., grains, and is slaughtered and butchered on-farm then all of a sudden the pork goes from having a carbon footprint to actually sequestering carbon. But, that doesn't make as big a splash in the media so they don't make good choices.

    1. Re:Erroneous assumptions by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      And that's the point of the problem. Don't be average. This is exactly the issue I have with these sorts of conclusions that they're coming to.

  33. Re:Lame by Lanthanide · · Score: 1

    Except far more people would be upset if you took away their meat sandwiches, than would be upset if you turned off cryptocurrencies.

    That's an important thing to realise. I suspect that in total, meat sandwiches are also contributing more CO2 than cryptocurrencies.

  34. 1441 gram per sandwich by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Equals 3.68 * 10^15 grams of CO2 emitted if every single human being eats one sandwich a day:

    Total content of CO2 in atmosphere is 8.52^10^17 grams which corresponds to 400 parts per million

    That means that every year humanity adds 1 part per million to the CO2 concentration by merely eating a sandwich.

    For comparison current rate of growth of CO2 concentration is 2 parts per million.

    Let's stop eating sandwiches and we can reduce CO2 concentration twice /sarcasm

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  35. THIS JUST IN: Human race UNSUSTAINABLE by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Scientists today announced findings of decades-long research: The Human Race is unsustainable, and urged world leaders to draft agreements to phase out human life as soon as possible. In related news, PETA and Vegans are delighted with the news and fully endorse the validity of the study.

  36. RIAA accounting? by Altrag · · Score: 1

    The article doesn't make mention of whether or not those numbers are really per-sandwich, or if they take say 2 slices of bread and count the carbon for the whole loaf in the same way that the RIAA lawsuits like to assume each pirated song from an album justifies the full cost of the album so that 12 songs = $300 rather than $25 or whatever..

  37. Simple Solution by Shogun37 · · Score: 1

    Let's get all the frothing at the mouth, give up civilization Mother Earth types. Strip them of all technology created after 900 BC. Make them live in Antartica. Then, the rest of us can get on with our lives. Oh, and "scientists" who do these kind of studies can join them.

  38. Re:It's better for the animals by Lanthanide · · Score: 1

    It is likely that the genetic diversity of cows would drop if we no longer had to farm them, eg specific breeds would likely no longer be farmed and therefore cease to exist.

  39. Re:Bullshit by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    By 2100, and with 2 meters of global sea rise, and 3 degrees of Celcius increase in temps, one third of Florida will be underwater.

    I figure that'll put my place in Florida within sight of the beach by then.

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  40. Just a study on the footprint of foods by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Its informative to see the full CO2 footprint of foods, because some foods have a very large environmental cost and its not always apparent which ones are the worst offenders. For example, if you bike to work because you care about your CO2 footprint, from this study it looks like you could almost lower it by riding in a car instead if those extra calories come from high impact foods. Or, perhaps lower it quite a bit by giving up some stuff you don't even care about that much but the impact to the environment is large.

  41. We have a word to describe that by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    ready-made "all-day breakfast" sandwich, crammed with egg, bacon and sausage.

    Otherwise commonly known as not a fucking sandwich. Which leads to this interesting conclusion: Ready made calorie bomb made with ingredients from an entire meal and is definitely not a sandwich has higher carbon emissions than a sandwich.

    We are so clever! Science!

  42. Re:It's better for the animals by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Even further, lets say lab grown beef becomes economically viable to replace 'real' beef. Would it be ethical to allow the extinction of the cow because it had become economically unsustainable? It cannot survive without humans because we artificially selected traits to service our needs over its own over thousands of years.

    Life may suck for a cow but at least it has a life. Is a bad life better than no life?

    You know fully well the people that are pushing for the reduction or elimination of meat consumption would suddenly reverse their tune if breeds of cows, hogs, and chickens were going extinct because we listened to them.

    On the other hand though, if farm land were to resort to natural woodland (or whatever the natural land usage is wherever that field is) - genetic diversity for other animals that lived in those woodlands would increase- and there would be less extinction pressure on OTHER animals.

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  43. Re:Bullshit by greythax · · Score: 1

    If oregon is rising faster than the sea over human time frames, they have a whole different problem. Fast geologic upheaval like that is an excellent indicator of an impending earthquake. Once the energy of the system that is providing that rapid rise is released, they will definitely be dealing with a very rapid coastal water rise. Natural processes are not going to save us from unchecked human activity. They are just too slow.

    Also, thanks for shattering my dream of moving to the coast of oregon.

  44. Re:Lame by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Except far more people would be upset if you took away their meat sandwiches, than would be upset if you turned off cryptocurrencies.

    Which has what to do with honestly assessing the modern economy's impact on the environment?

    That's an important thing to realise. I suspect that in total, meat sandwiches are also contributing more CO2 than cryptocurrencies.

    "suspecting" isn't really intellectually honest, though, is it? It's just speculation based on personal belief. Bitcoin alone generated approximately 8.25 MEGATONS of CO2 in 2013, and the networks' energy use has grown exponentially since then - it's estimated that, by July of next year, the bitcoin network will use more electricity per day than the entire population of the United States... to keep 1 cryptocurrency out of thousands alive.

    That would be a lot of damned sandwiches.

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  45. Re:Lame by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    ^ Note, that's just the current energy cost; if we were doing an apples-to-apples comparison, we would also need to factor in the manufacture, transport, etc of the computers used to run said network, as well as the carbon footprint of the energy sources utilized.

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  46. Re:Bullshit by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    If oregon is rising faster than the sea over human time frames, they have a whole different problem.

    Gosh, I thought that was what I said. The Cascadia Subduction Zone Earthquake is supposed to happen any time now.

    Fast geologic upheaval like that is an excellent indicator of an impending earthquake.

    Really? I did not know that. Who could have imagined such a thing?

  47. Re:The low IQ comments on slashdot... by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Speaking of low IQ comments. Here we have a comment where it's obvious he didn't even RTFA.

    It's not a consequence of not funding the education system properly, it's a consequence of the indoctrination instead of teaching in the education system. People don't believe leftist bullshit. They have to be forced fed the leftist bullshit early on. Don't respect the country, don't respect the police, hate other people if they don't agree with you totally. Even hit other people that don't agree with you to the point the teachers sometimes will have other students beat up a student that doesn't go along with the indoctrination. Just look up student that stood for the pledge. I don't understand why we put up with this.

  48. Fail on so many levels.... by MercTech · · Score: 1

    How does such off the wall insanity make it into print anywhere? I think someone needs to go back to middle school and look up carbon cycle and get some kind of handle on what greenhouse gasses are. (increasing the carbon fraction in the cycle by releasing carbon previously bound up in the soil during earlier epochs in the planet's geological history)

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