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German Navy Experiences 'LCS Syndrome' In Spades As New Frigate Fails Sea Trials (arstechnica.com)

schwit1 shares a report from Ars Technica, highlighting the problems the Germany Navy is facing right now. It has no working submarines due to a chronic repair parts shortage, and its newest ships face problems so severe that the first of the class failed its sea trials and was returned to the shipbuilders in December. From the report: The Baden-Wurttemberg class frigates were ordered to replace the 1980s-era Bremen class ships, all but two of which have been retired already. At 149 meters (488 feet) long with a displacement of 7,200 metric tons (about 7,900 U.S. tons), the Baden-Wurttembergs are about the size of destroyers and are intended to reduce the size of the crew required to operate them. Like the Zumwalt, the frigates are intended to have improved land attack capabilities -- a mission capability largely missing from the Deutsche Marine's other post-unification ships. The new frigate was supposed to be a master of all trades -- carrying Marines to deploy to fight ashore, providing gunfire support, hunting enemy ships and submarines, and capable of being deployed on far-flung missions for up to two years away from a home port. As with the U.S. Navy's LCS ships, the German Navy planned to alternate crews -- sending a fresh crew to meet the ship on deployment to relieve the standing crew.

Instead, the Baden-Wurttemberg now bears the undesirable distinction of being the first ship the German Navy has ever refused to accept after delivery. In fact, the future of the whole class of German frigates is now in doubt because of the huge number of problems experienced with the first ship during sea trials. So the Baden-Wurttemberg won't be shooting its guns at anything for the foreseeable future (and neither will the Zumwalt for the moment, since the U.S. Navy cancelled orders for their $800,000-per-shot projectiles). System integration issues are a major chunk of the Baden-Wurrenberg's problems. About 90 percent of the ship's systems are so new that they've never been deployed on a warship in fact -- they've never been tested together as part of what the U.S. Navy would call "a system of systems." And all of that new hardware and software have not played well together -- particularly with the ship's command and control computer system, the Atlas Naval Combat System (ANCS).
schwit1 adds: "Perhaps most inexcusable, the ship doesn't even float right. It has a permanent list to starboard."

222 comments

  1. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new frigate was supposed to be a master of all trades...

    Gotcha, nobody who has ever seen combat spec'd the thing. Politicians are the used car salesmen of military hardware.

    1. Re:lol by bobbied · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The new frigate was supposed to be a master of all trades...

      Gotcha, nobody who has ever seen combat spec'd the thing. Politicians are the used car salesmen of military hardware.

      Sounds like the F35 to me... Jack of all trades, master of none and a nightmare of last second engineering changes because more doesn't work than does the first time out.

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    2. Re: lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youâ(TM)ve got it all wrong. The F35 is perfect for all workloads right off the assembly line and can replace all planes for the US military.

      Well, once you replace 30% of the parts of course, to customize it for each branch of the service. Except the Marines who need VTOL, so replace 60% of the parts.

      Oh, and then it canâ(TM)t lift enough, so... hmm, get another plane for that.
      Also canâ(TM)t fly fast enough, so... hmm, get another plane for that.
      Oh, canâ(TM)t fold up into a bay on a carrier? No problem, just use another plane for that.

      Well, shit.

    3. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the F52 to me.

    4. Re:lol by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2

      Or the space shuttle.

      On a "power point" style presentation, it sounds really good to pay a premium to get one great craft that can do 3-4 things well, instead of the weird mix of old fashioned kit that does one and a half things well. This will save money, right?

      But it is really easy to set the details of the requirements wrong and achieve something that is bad at everything for a high price.

    5. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bobbie you're a fucking moron who has no concept.

    6. Re:lol by Blymie · · Score: 1

      It's whatever happens when political types get involved in making technical decisions.

    7. Re:lol by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 2

      Yet the space shuttle operation over the program's entire lifetime cost less than the F-35 and actually worked for the most part.

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    8. Re:lol by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      They may have cost less than a totally unrelated piece of hardware, but they cost far more than simpler rockets that could do the same thing. The 'reusable' promise wasn't really delivered: the cost of refitting the space shuttle after each mission was more than the cost of building an entirely new rocket. The complexity from being able to collect a satellite and bring it back from orbit was hugely expensive, for a mission profile that was never used. The space shuttle is a big part of the reason that the Russians were able to massively undercut NASA for launch costs: they built cheap rockets that did one thing well, NASA built an expensive shuttle that did a load of things badly.

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    9. Re:lol by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1

      The purpose of the Military is to spend money. The F35 is the best weapon system EVER.

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    10. Re:lol by pjbgravely · · Score: 2

      The complexity from being able to collect a satellite and bring it back from orbit was hugely expensive, for a mission profile that was never used.

      Never used? Here is one example.

      I'm sure there are more and who knows what happened on the secret military missions.

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    11. Re:lol by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      The space shuttle was supposed to be cheaper and more capable and safer than the Saturn 5, but wasn't.

    12. Re:lol by eaglesrule · · Score: 2

      The shuttle did do one thing well: it was iconic and served as an inspiration for youth to take an interest in science and technology and space exploration. I know I was one of them. For right or wrong reasons it was also a source of national pride.

      Sure it was expensive and inefficient, but its value isn't as quantifiable as military hardware or even rockets.

    13. Re:lol by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      I am not suggesting that replacing the space shuttle with nothing would have been better. However, simpler rockets would have been ballpark ~70% cheaper and probably significantly more reliable. Imagine twice as many scientific probes into our solar system, twice as many science satellites, and a bigger and better ISS earlier ...all for less money.

    14. Re:lol by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      The one and only example.

      Demonstrating that capability gave the Soviets a major attack of heartburn to the point that diplomatic channels ran red hot for a while and reportedly led to the including of explosive on-orbit self-destruct systems being fitted to USSR military payloads.

      The demonstration proved that the cost of recovering a commercial satellite was higher than simply launching the flight spare - so whilst it _could_ recover a satellite it simply wasn't economic for commercial operations (or most military ones) and touching anything belonging to someone else would probably result in a self-destruct mechanism being triggered resulting in the loss of shuttle+crew.

      I'd be more inclined to believe the rumours that classified missions were investigating the practicality of sex in zero gravity than in them going within a few hundred miles of rendezvousing with uncooperative orbiting soviet hardware (The more likely reality is that they were probably NRO missions)

    15. Re:lol by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      It was - until the USAF got involved. It was their unreasonable demands for payload capacity and cross-glide capabilities (single orbit missions) which caused the massive orbiter growth necessitating a sidemounted configuration.

      Having caused the horse to turn into a camel, the USAF looked at it and said "thanks but no thanks"

    16. Re:lol by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      It's not just the Germans.

      The latest generation of UK frigates are noisier than an explosion in a spanner factory - not a good look for something supposed to be capable of antisubmarine warfare.

      Any submarines would hear them coming from 100 miles away and make themselves scarce.

      And that's quite apart from being as spectacularly unreliable as the german boats - the difference being that the Royal Navy accepted their ones instead of being sensible and sending them back.

      Then again this is the same Royal Navy that's bought a pair of Nimitz-size aircraft carriers with non-nuclear fuel source, whilst not having enough ships in the rest of the navy to form a single support group OR any aircraft to fly off them.... (HMS Sitting Duck and HMS White Elephant)

    17. Re:lol by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Haha, really? They bought non-nuclear supercarriers? That's dumb enough on its own but to do it without being able to form a support group, that's just lunacy.

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  2. AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    what they need is AI to fix all the issues, or maybe some sort of apps. if all else fails try hostfiles.

    1. Re:AI by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Yes. I can already predict the optimal solution the AI finds:

      Build one "stock" airplane, with control systems linked to the AI for remote control. Arm it with a full loadout of air to ground missiles. Bomb the hell out of all the decision-makers until they come up with sane specs, keep repeating as necessary.

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    2. Re: AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Needs more blockchain.

    3. Re:AI by thomn8r · · Score: 1

      AI is so last-week; blockchain is where it's at

    4. Re:AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I misread your post

      If all else fails, try hostiles

      Sure, an attack on these frigates will certainly be the acid test for the 'system of systems'.

  3. Das Boot by jfdavis668 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ist nicht so gut.

    1. Re:Das Boot by msauve · · Score: 0

      That's as intelligible to someone who doesn't speak German as "LCS Syndrome" is to an English speaker who expects the summary to support the headline.

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    2. Re:Das Boot by vtcodger · · Score: 0

      Look at the bright side. At least their new frigate isn't stuck in a foreign port (Montreal) waiting for the ice to break up -- probably in March. https://www.washingtonpost.com... the-navy-built-a-fast-agile-warship-for-440m-its-been-stuck-in-ice-since-christmas-eve/

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    3. Re:Das Boot by IronDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's as intelligible to someone who doesn't speak German as "LCS Syndrome" is to an English speaker who expects the summary to support the headline.

      It's not German. You can tell by the joke hidden inside it.

    4. Re:Das Boot by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Given all the problems listed in the article, you really have to wonder how Germany won the war.

    5. Re:Das Boot by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wikipedia:

      The littoral combat ship (LCS) is a dual-class of relatively small surface vessels intended for operations in the littoral zone (close to shore) by the United States Navy.

      No, I shouldn't have had to look it up. This is a nerd site - we know RAM, ROM, IC, STEM, we don't all know all the U.S. Navy lingo.

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    6. Re:Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the bright side. At least their new frigate isn't stuck in a foreign port (Montreal) waiting for the ice to break up -- probably in March. https://www.washingtonpost.com... the-navy-built-a-fast-agile-warship-for-440m-its-been-stuck-in-ice-since-christmas-eve/

      Not that it makes any difference. So they are in port in Montreal? If they weren't, they'd be in port somewhere else.

    7. Re: Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fwiw, all of these lcsâ(TM)s have broken in the delivery trip. http://blog.halifaxshippingnews.ca/2016/11/newest-us-warship-uss-detroit-due-today.html

    8. Re:Das Boot by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Informative

      That explanation still does not explain what exactly the 'syndrome' is.

    9. Re:Das Boot by alaskana98 · · Score: 1

      Eh? I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Germany didn't 'win the war' (at least the last two major world wars). ;)

    10. Re: Das Boot by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      I guess that refers to US ships of the same category which do not work either.

    11. Re: Das Boot by prefec2 · · Score: 2

      Modern Germany never won a war. The second German Reich won the German-French war. WW2 was lost due to bad tactics, a bad strategy and the inability to understand that you are not ten times more efficient than others in fighting and production of weapons. In short believing in the superiority of one's group does not make it superior. However, this inability helped to get rid of the fascists then. Maybe that helps for other fascists in future.

    12. Re:Das Boot by dr.Flake · · Score: 2

      Of course, every nerd here knows what you mean with all those acronymns

      RAM: Rapid alternating Movements
      ROM: Range of Motion
      IC: Intensive Care
      STEM: S-T-segment elevated myocardial (infarction)

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    13. Re:Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First google definition:

      The lower crossed syndrome (LCS) is the result of muscle strength imbalances in the lower segment.

    14. Re: Das Boot by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Different ship. The ship stuck in Montreal is the USS Little Rock. There's a visual of ice conditions at http://ge.ssec.wisc.edu/modis-... -- clearly not moving for a while. Its current status is at http://www.marinetraffic.com/e...

      While there are worse places to be stuck than Montreal, but one wonders if the ship was properly designed and provisioned to winter-over comfortably in Montreal's sub-arctic Winter. There's a picture at https://i.cbc.ca/1.4501115.151...

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    15. Re:Das Boot by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

      Use Google Translate if necessary.

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    16. Re:Das Boot by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      They didn't since 1870. That's why there's that old joke (told around the 1950s) where three veterans, a young one, an old one and an ancient one sit together.

      V1: I fought in WW2 and got the Iron Cross second class.
      V2: I fought in WW1 and got the Iron Cross first class.
      V3: I fought in the war of 1870/71, didn't get a medal, but at least we won.

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    17. Re:Das Boot by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Funny enough, you can tell that joke today with the US, using Afghanistan, Vietnam and WW2 and some other medals...

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    18. Re:Das Boot by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      That explanation still does not explain what exactly the 'syndrome' is.

      I think it's clear from TFS that the syndrome is an acute case of being crap.

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    19. Re:Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ATM: Altamira Airport. Or maybe "Ass To M..."

    20. Re: Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fascists are all about self aggrandizement. There's no one like that in our government.

    21. Re: Das Boot by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      WW2 was lost due to bad tactics, a bad strategy and the inability to understand that you are not ten times more efficient than others in fighting and production of weapons.

      And yet the Axis STILL put in a strong showing. To be fair, though, it would have ground to a halt much sooner without the aid of the USA. We sold the Japanese the aluminum that got made into Zeroes, we sold fuel to the Nazis well into the war (supposedly the act of one man, but we knew it was going on and let it continue, then seized the assets, thus nationalizing both the cash and the blame), IBM built the machines that managed the concentration camps and the service contract was paid directly to Armonk NY, and Prescott Bush formed the original Bush family fortune by knowingly operated a shell corporation whose purpose was to funnel funds to the S.S.

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    22. Re:Das Boot by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

      The hero we need. Thanks!

    23. Re:Das Boot by Malc · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what "LCS Syndrome" is, and I'm an English speaker from England. I've been reading this story to see if I can find definition. Talk about bad journalism.

      Now try reading the OPs comment and imagine somebody a heavy German accent speaking English. That's understandable in comparison mentioning "LCS Syndrome" in passing.

    24. Re:Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the F-35 then

    25. Re:Das Boot by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Ok, that is funny. You win one.

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    26. Re:Das Boot by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      "Use Google Translate if necessary."

      I had no idea Germans had such a verbose way of saying [FATAL ERROR].

    27. Re: Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is climate change. Right?

    28. Re:Das Boot by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      LCS Syndrome is, for those well below the whoosh, the problem of building a new class of ship that has both known and new missions, some of which are combinations of previous mission specs, and is found to accomplish none of them well, and all of them inadequately. Add to that the problems of new systems not performing as expected, cost overruns even on the ammunition intended to amplify the class performance, and not meeting any reasonable target (cost, delivery, etc) other than floating upright and not killing crew outright, and you have a collection of CFs dubbed, for the purposes of this example, 'LCS Syndrome'. Me, I consider this an example of the 'not built at Bath' syndrome, for other than for CVNs, not building at Bath is nonoptimal. It just is.

      But that's probably because I enjoyed the previews, and know the team there.

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    29. Re:Das Boot by Nocturna81 · · Score: 1

      Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

      Use Google Translate if necessary.

      [FATAL ERROR]

    30. Re: Das Boot by Baleet · · Score: 1

      The fact we are still having to guess underscores how inadequate and confusing the headline and description are.

    31. Re:Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words a LCS is a super expensive PT boat.

    32. Re:Das Boot by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      LCS Syndrome: Coming up with a "Great" idea, ordering lots of them to be built without bothering to get a fully working prototype first, spending lots of money to troubleshoot and re-design equipment that has been deployed to the end user, realizing you have lots of equipment that is not usable for the intended purpose so you try to come up with a new mission to justify the money spent.

    33. Re: Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would've ment a much less weakened Europe and so much less need for a Pax Americana. Win-win all around!

    34. Re:Das Boot by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Whoosh :-).

    35. Re:Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Korea, and Somalia, and Bosnia, and Iraq, and Syria...

    36. Re:Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd call it sort of an in-joke for those who follow the development of the latest US military hardware.

      LCS = littoral combat ship. The program has been plagued with problems. From a quick google search for "LCS problems": ...mission modules have never worked as expected... ...the aluminum-hulled ships lack combat power and are not built to withstand battle damage... ...there are worrying signs that a reliability problem is built into the design... ...The USS Coronado, an Independence-class ship that broke down ...

      etc.

      See also all the criticism of the F-35 program or Britain's aircraft carrier issues.

    37. Re:Das Boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the article about putting Debian on a Switch: They helpfully expand ROM for us.

      Not sure who Slashdot thinks their audience are...

    38. Re:Das Boot by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      My interpretation had nothing to do with littoral combat ships (a term I find perfectly comprehensible, largely because I know what "littoral" means from other fields). I took it to mean "Lowest Cost Supplier". And after yawning through TFS, I may still be right.

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  4. Perhaps They Meant Port? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps most inexcusable, the ship doesn't even float right. It has a permanent list to starboard.

    Seems to me it's floating right.

    1. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Perhaps most inexcusable, the ship doesn't even float right. It has a permanent list to starboard.

      Seems to me it's floating right.

      LOL... Why yes... Yes it is.

      My guess is that it turns all right too..

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    2. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Crap:

      As a Swede and thinking about vikings but also our technologically good current military ships even though we kinda make none I kinda wanted to say they could order them from us / let us build them, and then suggest they could take some kebabs in return.

      However now I see the "the ship doesn't even float right" and we've had that problem too, sadly:
      https://www.vasamuseet.se/en

    3. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps most inexcusable, the ship doesn't even float right. It has a permanent list to starboard.

      Seems to me it's floating right.

      LOL... Why yes... Yes it is.

      My guess is that it turns all right too..

      The listing was fixed before I read the last article about it a couple months ago.
      Yes, most likely everything will be solved, and I wouldn't be surprised to find out twenty years from now that it's been an especially good ship for the Germans.

    4. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That nothing that a Baden-Wurttemberg monthly cumulative update through Atlas Update can't fix.

    5. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by OneoFamillion · · Score: 2

      They paid the listing price...

    6. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The English beat you to that by about a century: http://www.maryrose.org/discov...

    7. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Seem like she was actually used for 34 years and one don't know for sure why she sank.

      Or ship however sank straight away and for a known reason ;D

      Sank ship sure =P, seem like the British got some use of theirs.

      Sure we did too, 300+ years later, the most visited museum in Scandinavia. ;D

    8. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Back when they were trying to raise her off the sea bed the story was that she turned turtle due to the combination of open gun ports and idiots in armour making her top heavy.

      I guess they're less certain about that now.

  5. Bismark had a sister? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Whodasunk?

  6. priorities by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    since the U.S. Navy cancelled orders for their $800,000-per-shot projectiles

    Can't afford it. We've got a massive parade to put on.

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    1. Re:priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parade is a sad idea, and Trump is copying the Democrats since they put on the last military parade in DC.

    2. Re:priorities by negRo_slim · · Score: 2

      Fretting over a parade? Even the mighty /. is infected it seems.

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    3. Re:priorities by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fretting over a parade?

      Absolutely not. I love parades. I think the idea of the latest military hardware rolling down the street while members of the armed forces are forced to salute a guy who dodged the draft with four deferments, including one for bone spurs in his foot and who compared avoiding STDs to his "own personal Vietnam" is exactly what this country needs right now.

      In fact, he was classified 1-A in 1968, but re-classified as 4-F in 1972 after his dad bribed some New York draft board officials.

      Plus, military parades are always super-gay and gay stuff cheers everybody up.

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    4. Re: priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was that?

    5. Re:priorities by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      If it keeps Trump busy enough he can't wreck the country I would consider a massive parade a worthwile investment.

    6. Re: priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the AC you replied to is Donald Trump.

      https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/02/the-last-time-washington-hosted-a-military-parade-it-was-a-huge-mess.html

      June 1991 was the last parade, apparently, to 'celebrate' Desert Storm.

    7. Re:priorities by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If it keeps Trump busy enough he can't wreck the country I would consider a massive parade a worthwile investment.

      Military cosplay is good, and all the best countries do it.

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    8. Re:priorities by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      Had Trump served in the military and attained any significant rank, his seeking to conduct a military parade would then be construed as him harboring a desire for a military junta and not civilian control of the armed forces.

      So yes, noone is fretting over a parade. Every action simply requires a negative reaction, and character assassination takes hardly any effort at all.

      But now that you mentioned it, a march of gay soldiers with pretty rainbow armbands would be pretty awesome. Much better than just holding up a pride flag to a captive audience!

    9. Re:priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean Plus, we get to show our friend Kim Jong Un how much military might is...that can *be* on parade

  7. Engineering Design is easy.... by bobbied · · Score: 2

    It's the integration and fielding that's difficult.

    I've always thought that the really hard part of any complex system deployment was the integration work. It's often overlooked and under planned in the original project plan and when it is planned, the inevitable sliding to the right of the schedule causes integration to get squeezed into impossible schedules. I've worked integration efforts where the original unlikely to succeed 6 month schedule got compressed into two weeks.

    I'm guessing the schedule slipped to far right, management wanted their bonus so it got fielded before it was going to work, so failure came as no surprise to the system integrators. Of course it failed acceptance, it failed our tests too.

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    1. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by AHuxley · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Re "It's the integration and fielding that's difficult."
      The Dreadnought https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... generation faced such generational change issues. How did the UK change so quickly and have so few issues?
      The UK gov supported a very good engineering company with the best leadership and top experts.
      The private sector made their parts on time and ensured all the parts delivered worked for their nations navy.
      Most of the better bands have the ability to do that "integration and fielding" as they have experts who can do that job.
      Want good parts? Pay for the parts from domestic experts and only hire the best domestic staff to work on mil projects.
      Stop using political trade deals with other less skilled nations boat builders to create a low cost navy.

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    2. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Underestimating the weight and the thing listing aren't integration problems, they are a symptom of a system rotten to the core.

      That they fucked up software engineering when they so utterly fucked up something so much more easily predictable is no surprise at all. The weight and balance should have been known before they started construction, how the fuck do you fuck that up?

    3. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by bobbied · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ECO's.... The bread and butter of arms makers.

      Oh? You want the toilets to flush? Well why didn't you say so before in your specifications? We can make that happen for only the small price of $$$$, sign here.

      Oh? What? You want the ship to turn right AND left? Again, I'm sorry, but that's not part of the original specification. We can make that happen though, just cough up some more cash and sign here... And, just to make sure, you don't want it to turn both ways at the same time right? Well, we need some $$ to make sure that last ECO covers one way at a time turning...

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    4. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Re "they are a symptom of a system rotten to the core."
      NATO contractor policy at its very best. NATO wanted marines, hunting submarines and far-flung missions to support a war like global EU political foreign policy.
      So Germany had to spend big on a navy system that NATO/EU had to approve of to project EU power globally.
      EU political leaders are not navy experts. But it was great for over time and contractors got work. All that money on the table to plan up for "marines" and the Germans helping with far-flung EU wars.

      Most of the more clever nations just budget in better ways and listen to their navy experts.
      They go for expert systems for "hunting submarine". Want to project power globally and move "marines" around?
      Some sort of fleet and troop ship can be considered with the big budget to support a real global fleet and all its different ships.
      Dont let political parties design a modern navy. Dont ask a navy to become a coast guard ferry service and collect illegal migrants as part of its mission.
      Political leaders read about pirates, illegal migrants that need to be transported into the EU, hunting submarines. Then the same political leaders want to project EU power globally with a navy.
      One big ferry like ship with a long range, that can hunt submarines and do a lot of other missions becomes the huge contract. Money is on the table and the contractors build to that political design. The navy is ordered to accept the ferry design.
      The navy gets to drive a big new ferry around collecting illegal migrants while looking for submarines... and projecting EU/NATO power globally.

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    5. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by Mal-2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A ship that lists is usually indicative of engines not being placed quite right, as they are easily the heaviest thing below the waterline. The fix for a cruise ship with this condition is usually to fill a compartment with ballast, often concrete. Generally there are some small compartments left unassigned for exactly this purpose. Fill one partly or completely to balance the ship and compensate for inevitable measurement errors in placing the engines. The rest are then available for storage, because it doesn't matter all that much exactly which three tanks (out of four) are available, only that you have three.

      I don't know if a Navy would be accepting of such ad hoc fixes, but the engines being misaligned slightly is so common that the fix is engineered right into passenger ships.

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    6. Re: Engineering Design is easy.... by peppepz · · Score: 1

      The private sector has been known for milking its nation's military budgets for decades. The interaction between the military and the large national conglomerates has a history of bribery, kickbacks, late deliveries, budget overruns, and underperforming results.

    7. Re: Engineering Design is easy.... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Thats why the "Dreadnought" example is so good. The UK got its best engineers to build a new system that worked on time.
      The engineers took pride in building a new design and ensured it worked.
      They had to hand the working design over to the navy and did so knowing they had done a good job and had put real effort into the work.
      The trick is to find your nations very best private sector engineers who know what they are doing and to support them.
      Get political with the design and the navy is left with a ferry that needs more work.

      How to prevent "bribery"?
      Get a nations federal/secret police to offer bribes to everyone with a top level clearance. Often. After work, at work.
      Two police to witness each other get talking to a person with project access and offer a bribe.
      The approach is reported? Great. The bribe is accepted? Not so great.
      Once workers know that mil "secrecy" is no protection to ensure a bribe can be hidden, not reporting every bribery attempt becomes a risk.
      The US does that all the time pretending to be other "contractors" around US navy projects.
      US navy officers and contractors have to immediately report every approach as they are never sure who they really got approached by.
      A US contractor goes on holiday to the EU. They get approached in the EU with an offer. They get another approach again in the USA with details about their conversation in the EU and a new offer is made.
      Did they report both conversations?
      Was it their own nations security services, another contractor, another nations spies... both times? Hesitation starts investigations.
      Thats how the US used to try and enforce security.

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    8. Re: Engineering Design is easy.... by peppepz · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately this doesn't happen often, because the politicians who are supposed to set up and fund the surveillance are the same who would end up on the receiving end of the bribe. Also, politicians tacitly support kickbacks when it's a company from their nation who is paying an official in a foreign country in order to receive a contract from its government.

    9. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least the boat is staying afloat, I bet that wasn't specified either. They are already fulfilling more than the contract demand and still the customer ain't satisfied.

      Talk about entitlement!

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    10. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      This.

      Don't let your politicians have a say in military matters. Likewise, don't let your military run the country. There is a good reason why they have two different job descriptions.

      If you want to know what happens when the military runs the country, look at all the hellholes that are run by a military junta. If you want to see what a war run by politicians looks like, look at any war the US fought since WW2.

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    11. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Every war in the US history has been run by politicians.

    12. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      Making design changes at the last minute would suffice.

    13. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Dreadnought only had one significant technical change from previous ships, the steam turbines.

      All the other changes were in terms of how the ship was fitted out, not in terms of doing anything particularly untested. They fitted the same basic weapon systems, same armor, same equipment, just in differing ratios. The main change was fitting 3 extra 12" turrets instead of the 6 9.2" secondary turrets on the preceeding class and swapping the 3 3 pounders for 3 more 12 pounders (taking it from 24 12 pounders to 27). This was actually the result of a long-running argument about all big gun battleships, which had been going on since the 1860's.

    14. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Succeeding classes of dreadnoughts weren't really all that different from the last. They kept growing and getting better, but slowly. The engine type (in the RN) didn't change. The general armor(armour?) layout didn't change. The armament changed significantly, and the turret arrangement, but that didn't affect the basic ship.

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    15. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The same way the weight has increased too much in the past, I'd think. Design a ship to carry X tons of whatever. Decide it needs additional roles or additional equipment in its current roles, and add Y tons of whatever to accomplish that. Suddenly, duh, the ship is a lot lower in the water. Rinse and repeat, and hope it doesn't sink before it gets well out of the harbor.

      We've got better tools now, sure, but earlier naval architects had ways to estimate the weight of the loaded ship and such. They took longer and weren't as precise, but they worked well enough.

      So, I'm going to say the ships are overwieght for much the same reason as emacs handles mail and has built-in games.

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    16. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The good part was getting a working turbine. That took some real engineering skill at the time.

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    17. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Every war in the US history has been run by politicians.

      One could say it's designed that way.

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    18. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It did. The USN seriously lagged in adopting turbines.

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  8. I guess we aren't the only ones... by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    To build a "Little Crappy Ship". But in this case, I guess it is a "Kleines beschissenes Schiff"?

  9. Master of all Trades? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    The new frigate was supposed to be a master of all trades -- carrying Marines to deploy to fight ashore, providing gunfire support, hunting enemy ships and submarines, and capable of being deployed on far-flung missions for up to two years away from a home port...

    ...ahd invading France.

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    1. Re:Master of all Trades? by AHuxley · · Score: 3, Funny

      Re "carrying Marines to deploy to fight ashore"
      Some German ships planning a little excursion to Poland, doing a Polish "Battle of Inchon" with their Marines to keep Poland in the EU?

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    2. Re:Master of all Trades? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Given the French, I guess that's the only thing that ship would be good for.

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    3. Re:Master of all Trades? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't know anyone in Germany (aside maybe the German government) who'd want to keep Poland in the EU...

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    4. Re:Master of all Trades? by darth.hunterix · · Score: 1
      First of all, German government (or more accurately - German corporations raking billions on Polish market) is the only part of Germany to have say in the matter, so let me fix your statement:

      I don't know anyone in Germany (aside maybe people who matter) who'd want to keep Poland in the EU...

      Second - you'll find quite a lot of people in Germany who'd want to keep Poland in EU: Polish migrants and people who employ them.

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  10. LCS by arth1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    In case anyone wonders what LCS stands for, it's "Littoral Combat Ship". Not that everyone knows what that means either, but it boils down to a jack-of-all-trades ship that's intended for close-to-shore operations, and not the deep seas.

    And yeah, they're the F-135s of the ocean. Overpriced, delayed, problems doing some expected things, and loved by those who love Swiss army knives, entertainment systems and all-you-can-eat buffets.

    1. Re:LCS by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      Are subs considered LCS?

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    2. Re: LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thatâ(TM)s littoraly the dumbest acronym ever.

    3. Re:LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, thanks!

    4. Re:LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In case anyone wonders what LCS stands for, it's "Littoral Combat Ship".

      And given how well the test runs went, the sailors redubbed it "Little Crappy Ship."

    5. Re:LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Littoral are the ships that can go into bays and actually enable disembarking of troops or supplies to the shoreline, as well as be able to go deeper for longer coastal distances (but not necessarily open ocean). Subs can't 'land' so they do not fit that category. Historically, the Coast Guard did littoral work while the Navy did everything else.

    6. Re:LCS by MoaDweeb · · Score: 1

      Aren't subs referred to as boats?

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    7. Re:LCS by blackpaw · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that.

      Next question - what is "LCS Syndrome"?

    8. Re:LCS by Trogre · · Score: 1

      So do they perhaps mean "F-35" syndrome?

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    9. Re:LCS by dryeo · · Score: 2

      Rule of thumb is a ship is a vessel that is big enough that it carries boats. A sub doesn't carry boats, so it is a boat.

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    10. Re:LCS by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      So...the Kaiten-carrying Japanese submarines were actually ships?

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    11. Re:LCS by dryeo · · Score: 1

      By the rule of thumb I mentioned. Of course a rule of thumb is like a guestimate, maybe accurate, maybe not.

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    12. Re:LCS by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      I believe it means that, similar to the USN effort, promises are made that this new very expensive thing will be great at everything. And it turns out to be very expensive and not very good at anything.

      To get more concrete... The thing about a littoral craft is the environment is potentially very hazardous, since shallow water puts you in reach of a dizzying array of threats, including ones affordable to tinpot dictatorships. So if you are not really really good at kicking ass against everything all the time, your precious ships looks like a liability to use anywhere that its alleged strengths could matter.

      This frigate was supposed to be so souped up and effective, that it would be as effective as a larger class of ship in most jobs, and smaller and lighter so it is more flexible and practical to maintain. Except it fails. A modern basic destroyer at least would do some jobs very well, at similar expense. Or a normal USN frigate could do some jobs pretty well, for cheap.

    13. Re:LCS by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The Kaiten don't qualify as boats, they were insanities.

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    14. Re:LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      LCS syndrome backgrounder.

      LCS is "Littoral Combat Ship". This is an idea that seemingly has some merit, but the ships have had many problems.

      There is a tendency in the US armed forces to keep making things bigger, and fancier, and thus more expensive. The biggest navy ships (aside from aircraft carriers which are a special case) are the destroyers, which cost something like $2 billion per ship. They need a lot of crew as well, and thus are expensive to operate.

      So the Navy started thinking that the Cold War was over, maybe we don't need every ship to be super awesome, and it would sure be handy to have a lot more ships. If you need a ship to interdict drug shipments, a destroyer is serious overkill... Thus the LCS.

      The LCS was supposed to cost around a quarter of a billion dollars (i.e. 1/8 as much as a destroyer), have a small crew due to lots of automation, and be able to do several different jobs. Oh, and be able to operate in shallow waters and even rivers (thus the "littoral" in the name). The "do several different jobs" part was going to be due to swappable "mission modules". You have lots of mine-sweepers, don't need so many, and need one more anti-submarine ship? Take a mine-sweeper LCS into port, pull off the mine-sweeping mission module, dock on the anti-sub module, and swap crews.

      Also, two shipyards submitted one design each. And the Navy decided not to choose one, but to request roughly equal numbers from both shipyards.

      Critics pointed out that these ships were not nearly as tough as older designs. Also they were designed with rather limited attack options (including a total lack of "over the horizon" attacks). The whole point of the LCS is that you can send them off by themselves to do odd jobs, but against any opponent stronger than a drug smuggler they would get in trouble fast.

      And China and Russia are starting to look like we could end up at war with either or both. The LCS was designed to fight drug smugglers and maybe speedboats but not modern navy ships.

      On top of the problems with the design, the ships themselves have been trouble-prone. Engine trouble, corrosion problems, all sorts of issues.

      And of course they cost way more than promised, about double. So they are about a half billion dollars or 1/4 the cost of a destroyer. Also, they need more crew than the original plan. And, the fast swapping of modules doesn't seem to work very well, so current plans are to build the ship, attach one module, and that ship will use that module for its whole service life.

      Now the US Navy has decided that they really need a new "frigate". They are calling it "FFG(X)", i.e. new experimental frigate class. This would be a ship less expensive and capable than a destroyer, but more capable than an LCS (definitely designed to be able to fight modern navy ships). The companies making the LCS ships are saying "hey, we can up-gun these things... just bolt on more weapons and stuff." But now the ships would be way over design weight, and one of the good things about them, the fast speed, would be compromised.

      So the Navy is looking at other options for the frigate.

      You know you can trust me because I'm a total armchair expert who has never been in the navy and doesn't know what he's talking about. But I read a lot of stuff. Anyway IMHO any acceptable frigate must have VLS cells... that's "Vertical Launch System" and the LCS ships were designed without them. Destroyers have lots of these. If the new frigate has a few, they can be loaded with a mix: some missiles for attacking targets on land, some missiles for defense against attacking aircraft, etc. A frigate with air defense, ship to ship defense, and some land attack missiles can be sent off on missions by itself. Even better if you send a couple of them to watch each other's back, I guess. The point is to keep using the Navy standard VLS modules and missiles, not some wacky new standard peculiar to the new frigate.

      Read more about the FFG(X) proposals:

    15. Re:LCS by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The biggest navy ships (aside from aircraft carriers which are a special case) are the destroyers, which cost something like $2 billion per ship.

      No, cruisers are generally bigger than destroyers, and so are battleships (not that there are any battleships left in active duty).

    16. Re:LCS by Cederic · · Score: 1

      current plans are to build the ship, attach one module, and that ship will use that module for its whole service life

      There's a lot of sense to that. Design and build a capable hull, powerplant and crew accommodation, then plug in the bits that make a ship appropriate for role.

      Now you've got common parts, your dock facilities can accommodate any ship in the fleet and crew training is easier, but you still benefit from an ASW ship that's good at hunting subs, an AA ship with long and short range anti-aircraft and missile defence abilities, and a marine landing ship that can actually deploy marines.

    17. Re:LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An LCS is a jazzed up PT Boat. And so is the price. Everyone is in love with technology.

    18. Re:LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to add to the fun, today's destroyers are bigger than the battleships from 100 years ago.

    19. Re:LCS by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Submarines, no matter how big, are traditionally "boats".

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    20. Re:LCS by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      100 years ago was 1918, so we're talking about battleships of roughly 325-0,000 tons. The Zumwalt class is between 14,000 and 15,000 tons, which is a lot less. Drop back another 20 years and the British would consider it a touch small for a first-rate battleship.

      I'm not sure how comparable the figures are. The older figures would be for the ship ready for sea but not fully fueled or provisioned, soft of an average of what it would be on patrol. During WWII, the figures normally quoted were roughly equivalent. Since then, I don't know if they're doing WWI normal displacement, WWII standard displacement, or full load (which would result in Zumwalt''s displacement being higher than it would have been rated before).

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    21. Re:LCS by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Which just goes to show that rules of thumb are not hard rules.

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    22. Re:LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't think cruisers were still in service. But Wikipedia says you are right and the US Navy still has 22 Ticonderoga-class cruisers.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ticonderoga-class_cruiser

      That article says that the CG(X) program was canceled by the Obama Administration, so the Navy is going to keep the Ticonderoga cruisers around as long as it can, and it would replace them with destroyers if it needs to replace them.

      As I am not an expert on Navy stuff, I'm not sure what the difference is between a cruiser and a modern destroyer. Looks like the cruiser is slightly bigger, has about a third more crew, and has slightly more VLS cells. To my uneducated eye it looks like it would work to just make more Arleigh-Burke destroyers to replace Ticonderogas. If I'm wrong, please set me right.

      Destroyers sure have come a long way since the days they were called "tin cans"!

    23. Re:LCS by Agripa · · Score: 1

      As I am not an expert on Navy stuff, I'm not sure what the difference is between a cruiser and a modern destroyer. Looks like the cruiser is slightly bigger, has about a third more crew, and has slightly more VLS cells. To my uneducated eye it looks like it would work to just make more Arleigh-Burke destroyers to replace Ticonderogas. If I'm wrong, please set me right.

      Destroyers sure have come a long way since the days they were called "tin cans"!

      The designation for cruiser is CA which means armored cruiser. In the past destroyers were not armored but cruisers were. These days the difference between a destroyer and cruiser is just the name.

    24. Re:LCS by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Actually, the newest Zumwalt-class destroyers have a larger displacement and are slightly longer than the Ticonderoga-class cruisers, so the largest non-Carrier Navy warship is actually a destroyer, though the Ticonderoga-class is still larger than the pre-Zumwalt destroyers that are still in service.

      It wouldn't surprise me if the Ticonderoga-class are the last cruisers that serve in the Navy so it's possible the Navy will want keep them around a while. Though it's also likely that they will be used no different than how the Navy uses their destroyers today, so when their time comes the Navy could just replace them with destoyers and carry on.

  11. LCS = Least Competent Submitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, seriously. What is LCS?

    1. Re:LCS = Least Competent Submitter? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      LCS, Low-priced contractor shipbuilding.
      A ferry that can pick up illegal migrants, carry EU troops, look for subs, be inexpensive, be maneuverable, can sail to distant parts of the globe and project EU military power.
      Help with mine countermeasures, do maritime intercept for pirates globally, support special operations with special forces.
      Be a spy ship and gather lots of collect it all intelligence. Be an amphibious-type assault ship.

      How to make all that for a shareholder profit and give NATO nation political leaders what they think they want an EU navy to do?
      Thats the low price part.
      Paint the boat a nice new radar reflecting color, accept payment and have a band playing music on the dock. Offer to sell the gov many more.

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    2. Re:LCS = Least Competent Submitter? by bhetrick · · Score: 1

      LCS = Littoral Combat Ship. The US Navy's response to the F-35.

    3. Re:LCS = Least Competent Submitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, give me a break. At least a dozen other people posted the same question before you. Couldn't be bothered to read any comments before vomiting something through the comment form?

      Or done a quick Google search? Top result for "navy lcs" is a relevant Wiki page.

  12. Ba dum. by Pascoea · · Score: 2

    It has a permanent list to starboard

    Yeah, most guys can sympathize.

  13. It is proud German engineering. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny
    The ship builder is owned by the same conglomerate that owns Volkswagen. They share the vehicle control software development team.

    They German Navy testers forgot to turn on the "generate fake data" mode during the acceptance testing. Soon it will be corrected and all the data will match the expected data so very perfectly. Just watch.

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    1. Re:It is proud German engineering. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In other words, the smokescreen didn't work.

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    2. Re:It is proud German engineering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ship builders are Thyssen-Krupp and Lurssen, neither of which is owned even in part by Volkswagen AG.

      Now MAN SE may well be the source of the diesel engines (they are owned by VAG), but that would be the only common point.

  14. History repeats? by YukariHirai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Going into World War 1, just about every power had at least some major equipment that was horrendously inadequate or impractical in some way. And/or just plain outdated. If we're as close to World War 3 starting as many people think we are, that's the situation now, between the new equipment like these faulty ships, the F-35, etc.

    1. Re:History repeats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying WW3 will be just a development project driven by frustrated group of concerned investors. Just like the previous wars. I think somebody in America warned us all about that after the previous one..

    2. Re:History repeats? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Re 'between the new equipment like these faulty ships"
      War Is a Racket https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    3. Re:History repeats? by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Same thing after WWI, because by then, the new experimental machines didn't really have to work well.

      There's never a good or bad time for a fuckup. SSDD!

    4. Re:History repeats? by dargaud · · Score: 1

      I'm becoming convinced that the next WW will be fought by nail-sized drones, carried to their target by suit-case-size drones, carried to their target by automated airplanes and/or missiles. All remotely controlled with a high degree of autonomy for when there's jamming. City insurrections will be a thing of the past... As will basically any opposition even mellow.

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    5. Re:History repeats? by sysrammer · · Score: 2

      Er, so your saying, it's drones all the way down?

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    6. Re:History repeats? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I'm becoming convinced that the next WW will be fought by nail-sized drones, carried to their target by suit-case-size drones, carried to their target by automated airplanes and/or missiles.

      Sure, unless Cheeto Hitler kicks it off before then.

      I was just talking about this with someone yesterday. Right now, we still have drone pilots. But even they will go away, when we are using swarms of small vehicles. No human will be able to make a useful contribution. Without delays and random aiming drift added, AI already crushes humans at playing RTSes. All that's missing, really, is the sensor packages.

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    7. Re:History repeats? by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Nanomachines will show up in the future I'm pretty sure; but for killing someone, anyone really, something the size of a fly will be undefensible against.

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  15. Still Better than Canada by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At least they get something in the water. Canada issued contracts for new ships years ago and the shipyards still haven't started welding metal yet. It's another case of trying to keep the yards in business over building the proper ships for the Navy. We should have had the basic ship (hull, structures, engines, etc) built in a country that specializes in ship building such as South Korea and then brought them back to kit them out with all of the specialized equipment (RADAR, SONAR, weapons, communications, etc). We could have had ships in service by now.

    1. Re:Still Better than Canada by Leuf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What happens where there's a world war on and you can't get ships sent to you from Asia because that's the war zone and you have no shipyards of your own anymore because it was easier to outsource it during peacetime?

    2. Re:Still Better than Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You capitulate like a true frenchman. Just get someone from Quebec to do it.

    3. Re:Still Better than Canada by Sique · · Score: 1
      If people using the "frenchs have capitulated without fight" joke actually knew the backgrounds, they would probably be a little more careful.

      In the 1930ies, the Left won the election in France, and the military was a staunch rightwing organisation sympathetic to Hitler and on the verge of a coup d'etat (as had happened in Spain a few years later). So the government mistrusted the military, and the military mistrusted the government, and when the Germans attacked in 1939, the french governmental orders for the military to get into war were running late until the french general staff capitulated (and later formed its own little military dictatorship in the South of France).

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    4. Re:Still Better than Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's a common joke because for a brief period of time, the french flag was a pure white flag.

    5. Re:Still Better than Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does that negate the fact that they capitulated without a fight?

    6. Re:Still Better than Canada by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      At least they get something in the water. Canada issued contracts for new ships years ago and the shipyards still haven't started welding metal yet.

      Huh? They haven't missed deadlines yet. They're not supposed to cut steel on the new combat ships until early 2020s. They've had to build up the shipyard capacity, and are now building the new arctic patrol vessels as "practice". The first arctic patrol vessel modules are coming together as we speak; I drive by it on the regular.

      Of course, that doesn't mean they won't miss deadlines. I gather there is a lot of uncertainty on the design of the combat ships and that certainty needs to come really soon or they'll miss deadlines.

    7. Re:Still Better than Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me like the lesson is "don't vilify your entire army for electoral points." However, that's not what anyone will learn, even in your post you are still trying to blame the French army for waiting for orders from the same people who slandered them during the previous election cycle.

    8. Re:Still Better than Canada by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Yeah totally without a fight.

      Note that that number of 1.5 million prisoners is basically the Germans rounding up all men of military age after the armistice.

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    9. Re:Still Better than Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the nineteen thirty-ies?

      WTF, dude?

    10. Re:Still Better than Canada by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Korean Krap?
      All they had to do is contract with a US Military contractor. Bath for example. They'd have a nice ship. US Ships seem to last around 75 years. Korean Krap, around 40 if you're lucky.

      Of course, not that Canada even needs a Navy. They have a bunch of guys just to the south that'll make sure nothing happens to them. Matter of fact, they should just petition the US Government to become say 20 more US States. It really makes sense for both sides. Then you can get rid of your wussy prime minister. I'm embarrassed for Canada he's so bad. Sorry if he's not a he anymore. I understand you can go to jail in Canada for not using the right pronoun. How screwed up.

      Not that this is to say the US is much better. The socialism cancer is spreading.

    11. Re:Still Better than Canada by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Almost more importantly, with the amount of money being thrown around it is a lot of good paying domestic jobs for many years. Politically that is how it is sold.

      More oddly for Canada is that I believe we committed to "ice hardened" frigates, I guess for Arctic combat, which of course is pretty ridiculous. I can only imagine that it would add considerable weight, which would of course destroy whatever speed advantage a frigate might have.

      I've always been of the mind that we should have just gotten some new ice breakers, as typically the only "missions" you're going to be doing in the arctic is either rescue or research. If need to replace aging frigates, get normal updated ones. Probably won't be all that much more that trying for the "all in one" solution that seems to be a bad idea lately.

  16. No definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As always, I think it's pathetic that slashdot explains terms that most people here already know, but doesn't explain niche terms like "LCS".

    1. Re:No definition? by aevan · · Score: 1

      Personally misread it as LSC and wondered if they were trying for Musashi.

    2. Re:No definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, come on! At least a dozen other people posted the same question before you. Couldn't be bothered to read any comments before vomiting something through the comment form?

      Or done a quick Google search? Top result for "navy lcs" is a relevant Wiki page.

    3. Re:No definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't a question, dipshit.

      It was a comment on how pathetic Slashdot is.

      For your fucking information, I did google it, the point is that I SHOULDN'T FUCKING HAVE TO GOOGLE IT.

      LCS is not something the Slashdot audience should be expended to know, while at the same time, in today's article about putting Debian on the Switch, Slashdot thought it was appropriate to both tell us that Debian was a Linux distro, AND tell us what ROM stands for.

  17. Sounds like my 3 German cars by billrp · · Score: 1

    Audi, BMW: "chronic repair parts shortage" ... "newest cars [ships] face problems so severe that the first [of the class] failed"...

  18. Smart enough to say "no" [Re:LCS] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    they're the F-135s [35?] of the ocean. Overpriced, delayed, problems doing some expected things, and loved by those who love Swiss army knives, entertainment systems and all-you-can-eat buffets.

    The difference is that the US command structure accepted them while Germany was smart enough to say "no".

  19. The new German Navy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has glass-bottomed boats, so they can see the old German Navy.

    1. Re:The new German Navy by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      has glass-bottomed boats, so they can see the old German Navy.

      Scapa Flow FTW!

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  20. My question would be.. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Why they didn't just buy the Arleigh Burke-class destroyer which is designed to be configurable for different missions so they could have just ordered it with whatever features they wanted?

    One of the oldest rules is "don't build if you can buy" because you let someone else make the mistakes, iron out the bugs, and you can then just get a working solution OTS instead of trying to reinvent the wheel. Was it a case of NIH? Or one of those "bringing home the bacon" deals where spending money in the right districts mattered more than the finished product? Because looking at what they expected this turkey to do could have just as easily be gotten by simply buying the Arleigh Burke-class destroyer with the right package and it would "just work" since they have been in service since the 90s.

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    1. Re:My question would be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because they are replacing 1980s era ships with 2010s era ships. Why would you then use a 1980s era Arleigh Burke?

    2. Re:My question would be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Military hardware is somewhat unusual in that it is, among other things, meant to handle situations where international trade (and transport) breaks down. Making your own is the only way to make sure you're still able to build and maintain your own military if things go south truly bad. Besides, military spending everywhere is mostly channeled to support your own alliance/country/state/city; if you're from a country with shipyards, electronics companies, and weapons manufacturers, I doubt "let's just send all that money to someone else" is going to go over well.

    3. Re:My question would be.. by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Why they didn't just buy the Arleigh Burke-class destroyer which is designed to be configurable for different missions so they could have just ordered it with whatever features they wanted?

      I believe that is exactly what they are now doing.

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    4. Re:My question would be.. by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Not quite. The current Bremen class is being built by their neighbours to the West (Royal Scheldt in Vlissingen, the Netherlands)

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    5. Re:My question would be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because a modern Arleigh Burke isn't an 80's era ship. The hull and engines really are the only items that are common between a flight 1 from the early 90's and the current Flight IIA-TI production. There's been a continual evolution of the capability of the Burke's, which have turned it into arguably the most successful warship design since the Essex class.

      The Japanese Kongo and Atago classes are modified Burke's as well (roughly corresponding to the Flight I and Flight IIA Burke's with the next batch of Atago's being IIA-TI equivalents).

    6. Re:My question would be.. by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Good to hear. For the next BIGWAR(tm), we're going to find that the cutting edge stuff that we're still working on will be filtered out quickly, while the previous generation ship's blueprints will be dusted off, duped and sent to all of a nation's shipyards.

      We would then find the things that worked on the "advanced" platforms would be adapted for the Burke's and Bremen's, and they'd be hellonwater.

      Actually, my comment was related to the tangent of the problems with the US LCS, and an article that I read saying that they are looking at buying more flights of the Burke. It appears that the pie-in-the-sky warship wishes have had reality checks.

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  21. How soon we forget history... by alaskana98 · · Score: 0

    I get that Germany is now an EU member and 'western ally', but part of me still gets nervous at the thought of giving Germany back the ability to acquire too many military toys. It hasn't been even 100 years since the last time they ran rough shod over Europe like a bunch of drunken frat boys. I swear after the end of world war 2 they should have just disbanded Germany and called it New America or some such thing. Same with Japan.

    1. Re:How soon we forget history... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what Clemenceau tried after WW1, cripple Germany to the point where it can never become a threat again.

      We know how well that idea went.

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    2. Re:How soon we forget history... by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it seems that the way we did it in WWII worked out better.

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    3. Re:How soon we forget history... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What happened after WW2 was that the winners, at least the Western ones, didn't want to cripple Germany but instead came and helped rebuild. That had a powerful effect on how they were regarded in Germany after the war. Everything from England and even more the US was awesome, by default. And nothing they did could possibly be bad. There was a very strong and lasting Pro-US sentiment in Germany, first because of the aid and later because of the threat from the East.

      That changed later, in the 60s and more so in the 70s, but by then Germany already had a strong and resilient democracy that could easily withstand any attempt to destabilize it.

      And this is, in my opinion, also the only way you can bring democracy to a country that has no democratic culture (like Germany before WW2. Yes, they had a democracy between WW1 and WW2, but there was no culture behind it, no support in the population that would hit the road or even fight for their democracy. Quite the opposite). Crush an oppressive regime to the point where its people are completely disenchanted, get rid of the assholes and then cooperate with the population to take control and rebuild.

      It worked in Germany, a country that was considered "irredeemable" by some in the 1940s, the perpetual warmonger that cannot be taught how to play nice with the rest of the world. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

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    4. Re:How soon we forget history... by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      attempt to destabilize it.

      You have a strange term for "trying to get rid of the Nazis the Allies overlooked"

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    5. Re:How soon we forget history... by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      At the end of WW1 they wanted to prevent new wars and punish the losers. At the end of WW2 they wanted to fight the Communists (Russia) so they needed allies.

    6. Re:How soon we forget history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have been in a coma for about seventy years or so. Present-day Germany is probably more trustworthy than any other major nation.

    7. Re:How soon we forget history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the more enthusiastic Nazis had either fled to South America or been given cushy government jobs in the US. The biggest problem were the Nazis the US insisted be installed on prominent posts in the West German security and intelligence agencies. Most of them retired by the 1970, though.

    8. Re:How soon we forget history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened after WW2 was that the winners, at least the Western ones, didn't want to cripple Germany but instead came and helped rebuild.

      That's not exactly what happened, at least not initially. They crippled Germany quite severely for a year or two, but the Western Allies changed course when the Cold War started to materialise. The Allies plundered heavily shortly after WW2 and destroyed quite a bit of the industry and resources that had survived bombing and fighting, despite widespread scarcity of manufactured goods across Europe. They also starved the population severly for prolonged periods. However, it became increasingly clear that the animosity with the Soviet Union wasn't going away and that a war wasn't unlikely. In order to keep Western Germany and Western Europe at large within the US and British sphere of influence, as well as to safeguard France, it was decided rebuilding Germany and keeping the sympathy of the population was vital, so the United States decided to include West Germany in its plans to support the reconstruction of Western Europe, with British and French support. Reinstating democracy and sovereignty was always the ultimate goal of the Western Allies, but allowing and even supporting ecomic recovery was a policy born out of necessity.

    9. Re:How soon we forget history... by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Scandals of officials turning out to have a Nazi past kept turning up until the 80s. The German Left was very right to protest in the 70s. Even if the RAF was a step too far. But then again, most of the Left was quite quick to deplore their violence (which didn't endear them to the radicals already shifting towards RAF-like standpoints).

      What marked Germany as a mature democracy is that the radical Left did by and large forswear deadly violence and from the anarchist leaning activists and the Greens was able to create a third stream of Left politics (besides GDR style Marxist-Leninism and the Social Democrats).

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    10. Re:How soon we forget history... by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Most of the more enthusiastic Nazis had either fled to South America or been given cushy government jobs in the US. The biggest problem were the Nazis the US insisted be installed on prominent posts in the West German security and intelligence agencies. Most of them retired by the 1970, though.

      Well, we saw after Iraq II that, when the Baath party was banned, a vast pool of govt operational knowledge was cut off from helping to stabilize the country after the regime fell. (They found other outlets for their skills and energy).

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    11. Re:How soon we forget history... by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Mother of necessity. A new threat allowed us to put our war dogs back in the kennel (to the point that, 5 years later, Korea strained the US military). History is strange. You grab your breaks when you can find them.

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  22. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The less capable of waging war Germany is, the better for everyone else.

    1. Re: Good by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      Get a calendar. Germany has been a democracy for some time now and is embedded in NATO and EU. While other countries run in the direction of totalitarism e.g., discrediting media, talking about an illiberal democracy, calling foreigners and refugees to be dangerous, etc. All classic steps the fascists in Germany addressed in the past.

    2. Re:Good by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You do know that Germany is one of the few countries in the world that actually has a working democracy? You might want to take a look at this for a little reality check.

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    3. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but a nation that works out an industrial-grade genocide and then carries it out cannot be trusted again, ever. Beware the Germans.

    4. Re:Good by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If there's something to be learned from this, then to beware nationalism and baseless hatred towards a group of people.

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    5. Re:Good by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Ok, that's the Germans out. And the French, the British, the Swedes, the Dutch, obviously America, Spain on multiple counts, everywhere in Africa, China, Japan, most of their neighbours, Turkey, Russia and around 150 countries I can't be arsed to include.

      Anybody I missed? Btw, who _do_ you trust?

    6. Re:Good by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Ok, that's the Germans out. And the French, the British, the Swedes, the Dutch, obviously America, Spain on multiple counts, everywhere in Africa, China, Japan, most of their neighbours, Turkey, Russia and around 150 countries I can't be arsed to include.

      Anybody I missed? Btw, who _do_ you trust?

      Koreans, Italians, Mongols, *every* *single* *country* in the middle east, those damn homonins migrating from southern Africa, Incas, Aztecs, those damn Clovis folk migrating over the Bering Straights...did we forget anyone?

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  23. LCS Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LCS syndrome = who the fuck knows?

  24. Military grade technology by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    Well this new ship matches other German military acquisitions. Submarines which do not work, marine helicopter which cannot fly over sea (not allowed as they rust and might crash), impercise guns, non working transport planes, drones which are not legal to fly over Germany. In short the only thing that works are tanks, which we sell to the Turkish to murder civilians in Syria.

    1. Re:Military grade technology by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      [...]drones which are not legal to fly over Germany.

      So? The military is supposed to work outside of Germany.

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    2. Re:Military grade technology by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      True, but it has its base in Germany. So it must cross German territory. Also it must cross other countries territory, and it if German aviation authorities does not allow to fly this thing, it has the same restrictions in other EU countries. Hence, we could move it to the coast of the North Sea and tug it into international waters and launch it from there.

    3. Re:Military grade technology by darth.hunterix · · Score: 1

      The military is supposed to spend their time during peace on training. I don't think they can do much of it outside of Germany.

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    4. Re:Military grade technology by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Let's take a look at the WWII Bismarck. Inefficient armor layout (much like the last WWI German battleship, when the layout was obsolescent anyway), half of the main AA guns couldn't depress low enough to hit British torpedo bombers, the 37mm AA guns were single-shot, and, out of ten hits with the main battery on the Prince of Wales, precisely zero exploded the way they should.

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  25. Europeans Free Ride on American Defense Spending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just one more example of that. Trump needs to follow through on his threats and cut back support for NATO. Let the Europeans face down Putin alone with their broomstick rifles, rusty tanks and ersatz aircraft. Maybe after Russia annexes a few more of the former Soviet satellites, the remaining European nations will change their minds about the necessity of defense spending. The free riding on US taxpayer funded defense must end. Let Europe be responsible for its own defense. It's about time.

  26. WTF? Why would they call it that way! by butzwonker · · Score: 1

    Baden-Wurttemberg doesn't even have an ocean nearby!

    1. Re:WTF? Why would they call it that way! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      Same reason the USA had an Iowa class Battleship?

      Or the Cleveland class cruiser?

      Or the Atlanta class cruiser?

      Or the Fargo class cruiser?

      Or...Yeah, I could go on for a while....

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  27. Re:Europeans Free Ride on American Defense Spendin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess someone flunked his geopolitics 101 class...

  28. Technology goes on strike by mackul · · Score: 1

    Obviously, the machines themselves don't want to be part of the criminal NATO strategy of the "civilized West" against the rest of the world anymore.

  29. Relying on the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if it is wise. If Greece decides to shun the tax collectors it will not be a war where US will take sides.
    But still, first ship of it's type always has problems.

  30. Dysgenics and third world immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But let's just pretend it isn't happening, until our whole society collapses. After all, merely TALKING about it is "hate" speech apparently.
    Everything you have been told about Hitler and the Second World War is a lie - try researching it for yourself, instead of blindly believing everything the controlled media tells you.

    1. Re:Dysgenics and third world immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat shit an die, Nazi scum!

    2. Re:Dysgenics and third world immigration by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Ha! and every wwii vet I ever talked to was part of the conspiracy.

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  31. Typical "Stupid deadline requirements" solution. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Customer sets up a contract, with semi-sane requirements and sane deadline.

    Contract is approved, but requirements change, deviating increasingly far from sane.

    There are punitive charges for not meeting the deadline. The developer is simply unable to meet all the requirements of the contract in full, on time.

    Solution: As deadline comes, wrap up and release the half-made, definitely not ready for market product that "technically" meets all the requirements "on paper" - everything works, but nearly nothing works correctly. Then finish development while calling it "maintenance". Deadline is met, requirements will be met *eventually*, no punitive charges, essentially the best outcome possible in given situation.

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  32. Does it run Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or does it run Linux......?

  33. Note to Editors by necro81 · · Score: 1

    A Note to the Editors: it would be appropriate to italicize the name of a particular vessel - Baden-Wurttemberg, Zumwalt - as the Ars article did. I know that Slashdot submitters are all about copying and pasting from articles, with nary a bit of added value (like explaining the acronym "LCS"), but y'all could at least avoid making things worse by preserving formatting.

    1. Re:Note to Editors by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      Plus, even when Unicode-Support is completely broken, "normal" umlauts schould still work, I hope

      It's the Baden-Württemberg class

  34. other warships that leaned to one side by Joe+Branya · · Score: 2

    The first purpose-built American aircraft carriers, the Lexington and Saratoga, had the same lean-to-the-side issue. They were laid down during WW I as battle cruisers, which were the size of battleships with less armor and higher speed. They were designed as scouts.

    When the hulls were converted to carriers in the 1920s they were designed to be part of the scouting force that screened the main fleet. So they carried
    8 x 8" guns (the same battery as a heavy cruiser) near the superstructure on the right (starboard) side of the ship plus, if I remember correctly, the superstructure was partly armored. Adding 2,000 tons to one side made them tilt so the fuel tanks on the left side of the ship were basically ballast, only usable in an emergency.

    1. Re:other warships that leaned to one side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which was largely because they weren't purpose-built carriers, but rather conversions. The Ranger was the first purpose-built carrier

    2. Re:other warships that leaned to one side by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      And the Ranger design sucked. The following carrier, the Yorktown, was built to an excellent design.

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    3. Re:other warships that leaned to one side by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      So you're comparing a WW I ship that had been converted to a modern war ship? Are you going to make an excuse for a Mercedes not being wonderful because an American Model T had a problem too? That's what I think I'm hearing.

      I'm shocked by this. So much for "German Engineering." Not that they aren't great engineers. I just can't imagine this happening this day in age. We have computers, we have simulations, we have all kinds of stuff they didn't have in WWII and they can't even make a ship that's acceptable? I'm an Engineer and it's hard to even describe the feeling. Shock, horror, sympathy I suppose. Glad I'm not involved with that effort.

      Maybe they can fix it. They could offer to make the German ships target practice for the British Navy. They're good at sinking German ships.

  35. Take a Break From Your Troubles! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a pick-me-up for the crew, who probably need one right now.

    Head on down to Schwartz's Deli for a Montreal Smoked Meat sandwich. It's famous for a reason; your taste buds will thank you.

    There are other good deli's in town serving this masterpiece too; try Lester's, Main, Dunn's, Snowdon, etc. if that works better for you. There are loads of good options around, all you have to do is look for them.

  36. Re:Europeans Free Ride on American Defense Spendin by sysrammer · · Score: 1

    I guess someone flunked his geopolitics 101 class...

    Mmm. Pax Americana is very expensive for the US. Of course, the risk assessment has to be...how expensive will the loss of Pax Americana be?

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  37. german navy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put this down to MUTTI. She is an old dried up lesbian East German Communist.
    She can't run ANYTHING unless obedience is built into it.