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Ask Slashdot: Why Did You Quit Your Last Job?

An anonymous reader writes: Plain and simple: What motivated or pushed you to leave your last job? Did you have any colleague or friend or family who had left their job for a similar reason?

540 comments

  1. Poached with money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've left every job because I was poached with money.

    1. Re:Poached with money by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've left every job because I was poached with money.

      Always with money, never poached using water?

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    2. Re:Poached with money by Drethon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've left every job because I was poached with money.

      Roughly the same for me. Lost my job due to the great economy crap and the only alternate I found was a contracting position. Said contracting position offered me pretty much the same hourly I was making at my full time job with no benefits. A month later they gave everyone a job cut across the board. A year later I asked for at least cost of living increase, pointing out that from the 12 engineers hired with me, I was one of only two the customer kept on, and was turned down. Found another company with benefits and told them they just needed to match my current hourly and they happily said yes.

      If you don't want to pay benefits, at least compensate with sufficient hourly wage...

    3. Re:Poached with money by tsa · · Score: 1

      Or gold?

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    4. Re:Poached with money by Pubstar · · Score: 1

      Kinda the same for me. This last time was money and going from Hell Desk to vSphere Admin

    5. Re:Poached with money by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      or a snare or a gill net

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    6. Re:Poached with money by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Same here... but it happened 12 years ago, not sure if it still counts.

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    7. Re:Poached with money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, your clients and employers (there is no difference) will pay the absolute minimum you will work for. Yes it sucks, but you have to get yourself into a position in life where you don't give a shit and can take or leave the work: yes, this is unfair and hard, but what you need to realise is that the pay rate you receive has much more to do with you than it has to do with the company employing/engaging/hiring/contracting you.

    8. Re:Poached with money by Drethon · · Score: 1

      No, your clients and employers (there is no difference) will pay the absolute minimum you will work for. Yes it sucks, but you have to get yourself into a position in life where you don't give a shit and can take or leave the work: yes, this is unfair and hard, but what you need to realise is that the pay rate you receive has much more to do with you than it has to do with the company employing/engaging/hiring/contracting you.

      Let me restate then, if you want to keep me, you need to pay me at least equivalent to what other employers are willing to pay.

    9. Re:Poached with money by tattood · · Score: 1

      Let me restate then, if you want to keep me, you need to pay me at least equivalent to what other employers are willing to pay.

      Why do they need to keep you if they can hire someone else for less money?

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    10. Re: Poached with money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because out of the 12 they hired, he was one of two good ones.

    11. Re:Poached with money by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Let me restate then, if you want to keep me, you need to pay me at least equivalent to what other employers are willing to pay.

      Why do they need to keep you if they can hire someone else for less money?

      Since others will pay me more, why do I care if they hire someone for less? In the long run, they went from having a hundred some engineers for contract work, to less than a dozen, 10 years later.

    12. Re:Poached with money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've left every job because I was poached with money.

      Always with money, never poached using water?

      Sadly, this went right over the heads of most folks here. They don't cook.

      Wrong audience.

    13. Re:Poached with money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was fired for gross incompetency and bad manners at the table

    14. Re:Poached with money by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

      Almost same, money + vacation days. :) You are never gaining or losing as much as at the time when you are negotiating.

  2. Because.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It was awful

    1. Re:Because.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awful I can handle.

      Boring, I can't.

      I left my last job because it was boring.

    2. Re: Because.... by FuzzyDaddy2 · · Score: 1

      Every one of my job changes was for a similar salary but more interesting work. Its always about learning something new. My salary raises occur while I am at a job.

  3. Fulfillment by zmaragdus · · Score: 2

    The job was a waste of my talents. I was persistently bored and not doing what I wanted to do. Left, went to grad school, and got a job that I love. Pay sucked, and boss was a micromanaging egomaniac. That certainly helped the decision.

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    1. Re:Fulfillment by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      This Plus. Not only was I underutilized, I was forced to work with a guy who was not just incompetent but willfully ignorant.

      How ignorant, you ask? His program spawned 14,000 active threads because he kept starting up pools of http workers and fail to stop the old pools before starting up more. When confronted with his mistake he first insisted that the program was running out of memory (not spawning threads). Then he insisted that 14,000 simultaneous threads was completely reasonable. Then he claimed that it was the Java garbage collector's fault and he couldn't control when it would reclaim used threads (hint: the garbage collector doesn't reclaim threads. It reclaims memory when no threads still use it).

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    2. Re:Fulfillment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd skip over saying any of my jobs were a waste of my talent, but tyrannical bosses and mind-numbing dullness can wear you down to the point where you'd almost rather face starvation than spend one more day dealing with the bullshit. Been down that path.

      I also had a boss that was such a shit that even though I adored the job, and it was one of the most varied and fun jobs imaginable to me at the time, I couldn't bear to be around him. It got to the point where I literally just wanted to punch him square on the nose every time he started squealing at me.

      Which also explains why he never was able to hire a permanent replacement for me. A few weeks in and people would just stop showing up.

    3. Re: Fulfillment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was he a copypasta programmer? Iâ(TM)m baffled by how incompetents managed to get hired.

    4. Re: Fulfillment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HR sucks.

      The fact you may be good at your job, and in some way you are a good fit for your current position, has nothing to do with HR. It is either a fluke or in some way down to your own efforts.

      Management and HR are employed for one reason: to hire good people and help them do their job. Don't give them a hall pass for failing in their job, I mean, for fuck sake they're often paid the big money, so at the very very least, they should deliver on their basic role requirements!

    5. Re: Fulfillment by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      No, no, you don't understand. He was the LEAD developer.

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    6. Re: Fulfillment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No; HR's job is to protect the company from being sued by the employees the company has f---ed.

    7. Re:Fulfillment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      | "[...] boss was a micromanaging egomaniac."

      Exactly why I left. I loved the work and my coworkers. The problem was that leadership failed me because they were micromanaging egomaniacs. They failed so it looked like I was failling. Sh*t rolls downhill.

  4. Immigration by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Couldn't get a visa for my wife, so took my skills and tax contributions and left.

    A bad immigration policy not only deprives the country of the immigrants it needs, it drives the natives out too.

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    1. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which country?

    2. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you were working in the US on an H-1B then you can sponsor your family under the H-4 visa.

      If you are a permanent resident you also can easily get a spousal/family visa.

      The only way your wife would be denied in the US is YOUR status didn't allow for sponsorship or she was crazy, diseased, or a criminal. And no country would allow those types of people to enter legally.

    3. Re:Immigration by magusxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, we'd rather grow our own.

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    4. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ, I see that Slashdot's reputation as a home for psychotic militants is well-deserved.

    5. Re: Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans are required to pay taxes to the US even when working "offshore."

      One of the only nations in the world with that gem of a rule.

      As you probanly know, if you incorporate and earn your wage through your llc, you only have to pay those taxes if you repatriate them.

      So, it is better to be a US corporation than a US citizen.

    6. Re:Immigration by cloud.pt · · Score: 0

      Blonde hair, blue eyes, no congenital disorders right?I remember someone using that policy sometimes last century. Didn't work out for them.

      Keep it ut US of A.

    7. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      deprives the country of the immigrants it needs

      Assertion presented without evidence.

    8. Re:Immigration by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Indeed, the UK is one of the worst in the world for family visas.

      Several years ago the government made a most unwise promise to reduce immigration to the "tens of thousands" (net). At the moment it's about +230,000 net which is actually down quite a bit from a peak of around +330,000 due to Brexit.

      There are about 85,000 family reunions a year. The rest is skilled workers, foreign students who keep the university system going and fees for British students down, and EU workers exercising their freedom of movement rights.

      The government could have stopped about 60% of immigration any time it liked (40% is EU freedom of movement), but obviously didn't because it would be economic suicide. So the squeeze is being put on families, particularly British people with foreign spouses and children. They don't have commercial interests backing them, and they don't have money to pay the ever increasing fees or fight decisions in court.

      This will probably only get worse after Brexit, as the demand for falling immigration increases. Some Brexiteers like Rees-Mogg promised that it would get easier, but they were lying. The worst part is that most people don't realize. Literally every single person, 100% no exceptions, that I told I was getting married followed up with something like "oh, and then she is coming here?" Most people assume that if you are married and a British citizen you have a right to unite your family here, but in reality it's extremely difficult and the Home Office will resist in every way possible.

      When people talk about having a guest worker system that doesn't allow families to come they are being delusional. No skilled worker who isn't fresh out of university and free from all attachments is going to want to move to another country by themselves and abandon their spouse and children. If you want skilled labour you have to accept the family of skilled labour. Most countries are fine with this, except for the ones in the grip of populism and anti-immigrant scaremongering/scapegoating.

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    9. Re:Immigration by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1, Troll

      Couldn't get a visa for my wife, so took my skills and tax contributions and left.

      Did you at least try to get her a Mastercard?

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    10. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you were working in the US on an H-1B then you can sponsor your family under the H-4 visa.

      If you are a permanent resident you also can easily get a spousal/family visa.

      The only way your wife would be denied in the US is YOUR status didn't allow for sponsorship or she was crazy, diseased, or a criminal. And no country would allow those types of people to enter legally.

      I brought my wife to the US on a K-1 visa, so I kinda get what the OP was talking about. The "normal" wait time for a K-1 visa is 3-5 months (took 11 months for me because of all the strikes in my wife's country). A spouse visa could take up to 5 years (normal would be 2-3 years). Sponsoring a parent could take up to 2 years (5 years for a sibling). Perhaps the OP was not willing to spend YEARS away from his wife while waiting for the visa process. I was ready to fly to my wife's county to wait out the visa process.

    11. Re: Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol because the guy with the foreign bride is made fun of?

      People like that are always made fun of. If they were normal they could have found a wife in the country they live in.

    12. Re:Immigration by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >Most people assume that if you are married and a British citizen you have a right to unite your family here, but in reality it's extremely difficult and the Home Office will resist in every way possible.

      Odds are I won't be moving back with my American wife then.

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    13. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the squeeze is being put on families, particularly British people with foreign spouses and children. They don't have commercial interests backing them, and they don't have money to pay the ever increasing fees or fight decisions in court.

      My experience, albeit a single anecdote makes it difficult for me to imagine this being close to the truth: I'm from the UK, my partner is not from the EU, we are not married, she has not been employed for a number of years, during that time we used the partner visa route a couple times so far, which has been trouble free. All they seem to care about is proof of financial support if the partner is unemployed, and proof that you are living together.

      I'm not suggesting this is definitely representative of the majority of cases (i don't know), but i've never had a problem with this process, the people processing the application have never been difficult or unreasonable, they are thorough sure - but they just want to make sure the two aforementioned requirements are met. FYI i'm not extremely well paid and i'm not pro brexit, i'm just another citizen with a foreign partner, I can't see any good reason for preferential treatment.

      What examples or stats are you drawing upon for your assertion? This is not rhetorical, I'm genuinely interested, especially as i'd like to know if we were just obliviously lucky.

    14. Re:Immigration by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't risk it.

      Even if you can get a visa, which is pretty difficulty and will require a lot of paperwork you might not have, when you get here you will be living in fear. Fear that the Home Office decides to deny the next sequential visa you need, fear that they will decide to revoke your current one.

      When they do that they will send you a letter telling your wife she has 7 days to leave the UK. You will then go into panic mode and spend thousands on legal fees and appealing, not to mention the stress.

      Your wife will be a second class citizen for at least five years, and even after that is at risk of being targeted by the Home Office. We have people who have been living in the UK for 30 years getting deported, even people who were born here but couldn't prove their right to live in the UK because they don't have paperwork from decades ago.

      If you are a British citizen you could take advantage of freedom of movement and move to a better EU country. You will have to hurry because Brexit is coming, but for now you could go anywhere for work and then it's very easy to get a visa for your wife and she will have all the same rights as you do. Ireland is popular due to the language, but most northern European countries work in English at a lot of places and a great countries to live in. Or head south if you like the weather.

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    15. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you are a permanent resident you also can easily get a spousal/family visa.

      I dispute the "easily" part as a US citizen going through this painful process for my wife. We spent 1 year figuring out bureaucratic nonsense to get married (apostille certifications are fun) and we're going on another year going through the I-130 process.

      First, you *really* want them to have some kind of US visa before getting engaged/married so they can "adjust status" otherwise they're stuck waiting in another country and they can live with you. No, you're not eligible for other visas during the family petition.

      Second, expect to shell out a few thousand dollars. Yes, if you're lucky enough to be from one of the countries they don't screen so harshly (e.g. Japan/Korea) and you love paperwork (see also: my Asian friends) you can do it yourself for a few hundred dollars. If you have a South American lover, though, best bend over, it's going to cost you a few grand for a lawyer, a few hundred in fees, and thousands in visiting each other because you don't want to spend two years apart from your lover.

      Moving back on topic, I left my last job because the new one paid me triple what I was making before and had half the commute.

    16. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blonde hair, blue eyes, no congenital disorders right?I remember someone using that policy sometimes last century

      Yes, Progressives in the US used that policy. It was called eugenics. Then someone over in Europe noticed and thought wie interessant.

    17. Re: Immigration by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Interesting though because you could, as part of the EU immigrate your wife in any of the countries and then thanks to freedom of movement bring them to the UK.

      Hence why people want Brexit (and lots of people -at least in pub conversation- in Benelux likewise are thinking its a good idea for their countries to split) because local laws against immigration or against corporations aren't effective if you can just pick and choose the country which laws you want to have apply and then the rest is forced to accept you and your corporate practices.

      I've immigrated my first wife into the EU (from the US) it was literally a conversation at the police station and a few forms.

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    18. Re:Immigration by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The Guardian regularly has stories about this, but just consider the requirements for a spouse visa.

      You need to meet the minimum income threshold, and be able to prove it. Very difficult if you are self employed, or in the gig economy. You need to prove your relationship is genuine, which usually means having lived together for at least six months. And you need to prove that, so joint utility bills and other evidence of cohabitation, which can be quite tricky and a lot of people don't realize they need to get their partner's name on the bills until they apply.

      There is also the English language requirement. You have to have a certificate if you don't come from an English speaking country or have a degree taught in English. It's relatively difficult (GCSE level), gets harder ever year and is of course expensive. Tuition depends on where you live, and the test is around £150.

      Then you have the costs, currently £1523 for the first visa (6 months), plus £500 health surcharge every year, plus associated costs like legal advice (typically £1500+). Expect to spend about £150 on international postage. Oh, and your spouse will have to travel to the nearest UK visa centre, which could be in another country if you are unlucky.

      Any slight mistake or ambiguity and they will refuse you. Then you have to get at least three more visas before you have "indefinite leave to remain", and more if you want citizenship. Total cost is around £10,000 if everything goes smoothly, double if you have issues.

      Some info here: https://migrate.org.uk/spouse-...

      They refused us a marriage visa on the grounds that my wife used the Chinese transliteration of my name rather than the English version. She doesn't speak English, and the examiner didn't seem to realize that she was using my actual name. There is no right of appeal, you have to start again and pay all the visa fees again.

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    19. Re:Immigration by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I think he was referring to "crazy, diseased, or a criminal".

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    20. Re:Immigration by lucasnate1 · · Score: 1

      Funny, you know? People keep accusing the left wing of forcing planned parenthood and preventing people from having children, while not acknowleding that the right wing does the same, but without difference. The right wing waits for them to be 18 in order to them to a useless war, or just lets them die in the streets the moment they can't find a job.

    21. Re: Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like that are always made fun of.

      Uh, no... only among psychotic militants, as the OP correctly pointed out.

    22. Re: Immigration by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Yes, the so called Surinder Singh route. In fact I am exercising my treaty rights before Brexit hits, but don't plan to return to the UK if I can help it. The UK is not a nice place for foreigners any more - I've had abuse just for talking on the phone in other languages.

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    23. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The right wing waits for them to be 18 in order to them to a useless war, or just lets them die in the streets the moment they can't find a job.

      Nice try, but a false equivalence. Forcing someone to have an abortion or to be sterilized because they are "feeble minded" is not equivalent to joining the military of your own free will or from becoming homeless due to drugs, criminality, or insanity.

    24. Re: Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us are socially functional and non-xenophobic enough to visit other countries (e.g. in college, working for an international organization), stay a while, and fall in love with someone there. For example, one of my best friends from high school, a recent co-worker, and my niece, all did that (though the niece and would-be-nephew-in-law split up before they got to marrying). All very normal people... unless you count the ability to overcome cultural differences in a relationship.

    25. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is your wife on the terrorist watch list?

    26. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have people who have been living in the UK for 30 years getting deported, even people who were born here but couldn't prove their right to live in the UK because they don't have paperwork from decades ago.

      Sounds familiar. Have I heard this similar situation somewhere else? :p

    27. Re:Immigration by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Yeah that would be correct, if it wasn't both parties sending our children overseas to die for dubious reasons. Look at the congressional voting record and executive actions that result in military actions. When and while you undertake these actions, I want you to do something challenging and outside the norm: Be honest with yourself.

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    28. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you were working in the US on an H-1B then you can sponsor your family under the H-4 visa."
      Except for a few years under the Obama administration, spouses of H1-B workers could not work without their own H1-B visa.

      "If you are a permanent resident you also can easily get a spousal/family visa."
      According to nolo.com it would take 2 1/2 years for a permanent resident to sponsor their spouse[1].

      "The only way your wife would be denied in the US is YOUR status didn't allow for sponsorship or she was crazy, diseased, or a criminal."
      If you apply for a visa, you need to demonstrate to the USCIS that you will abide by the terms of the visa. This is different from proof that you did something wrong. Also considering that OP didn't say which visa they applied for, it is probable that the spouse tried to get an H1-B, which has a 59% approval rate[2]

      [1] https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/green-card-sponsoring-fiance-spouse-29026.html
      [2] https://redbus2us.com/h1b-visa-approval-trends-top-industries-top-countries-fy-2007-2017/

    29. Re: Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > One of the only nations in the world with that gem of a rule.

      Of course, if it wasn't one of the only nations in the world with that gem of a rule, it wouldn't be one of the only nations in the world with that gem of a rule.

    30. Re:Immigration by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

      I got context-fooled by the collapsed replies, so my tongue in cheek was missdirected. He was being sarchastic to begin with and I just looked dumb.

    31. Re:Immigration by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Conservatives do have an employment program. They build rural prisons and hire guards to oversee the minorities and poors.

    32. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What US do you live in? The one I live in doesn't allow people from several countries in at all, regardless of spousal status, as an official policy. Just because the president promised his base that he would discriminate against a religion.

    33. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know those Asian women that you fap to? No, of course you don't know them, but you know what I mean.

    34. Re: Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IRS: Taxation Without Representation

    35. Re: Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At last, a reasonable explanation to Trump's oddities.

    36. Re:Immigration by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      He probably got himself a swarthy Thai boy and the Home Office has declined to recognise their union, on the grounds that he purchased it from some dirty island and he brings great shame upon Britain.

      Britain seems to managing just fine to bring great shame on itself right now.

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    37. Re:Immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AmiMoJo's story is bullshit. His/her posts clearly show an incessant need to always be a victim and point it out at every opportunity.

  5. The company was going to fail. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first rat to leave the sinking ship gets the primo spot on the adjacent ship.

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    1. Re:The company was going to fail. by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      The first rat to leave the sinking ship gets the primo spot on the adjacent ship.

      I've done that several times- and always landed in a job with more money. Planning on sticking out where I am now though long enough to get full retirement.

      Last job I left was because it was boring... it was very heavily regulated. I wasn't allowed to do any work without specs and sometimes I'd go two weeks without any specs- and then they would hand them to me and I had two weeks to complete a 4 week project. So I'd alternate with literally nothing to do- and then 80 hour work weeks.

      Another job I left when the CIO changed. We went from having the best boss in the world to the worst. He was from Texas very unpolitically correct called most of his employees "retards" and some other ethnic and racial slurs I won't post online. He liked me though (even though I didn't like him). Final straw was in a review meeting and instead of being about me, it was about my coworkers- he was basically asking me to spy on them and report them if they did things wrong.

      I updated my resume that night and started applying elsewhere.

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    2. Re:The company was going to fail. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Something like this, in my case. The company's management was constantly aiming to position their consulting business "higher up the food chain" and constantly complaining about their failure to accomplish this. One of the main reasons for that, in my opinion, was that they did nothing to nurture and grow talent. Oh, they sent everybody on the obligatory teamworking courses, and consultants got pushed into technical certification tracks, but nothing was done to make them better at consulting in general, which requires coaching by seniors rather than going on a course. Nothing was done to spot potential talent, and fast-track those who have it in them to become a principal engineer or consultant. Most senior managers were not appointed from within either, even though most organisation find that the easiest "high flyer" category to implement a fast track for, and it's usually the first one they actually make happen.

      In other words: the company was doomed to remain a peddler of warm bodies, never to be involved into anything major or strategic. That's why I left. Even though I loved the work. So I simply became a freelancer and remained in the exact same job I held at the client while working for that firm.

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    3. Re:The company was going to fail. by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

      The first rat to leave the sinking ship gets the primo spot on the adjacent ship.

      In my experience, the CFO sees the water rising in the hold before most other folks. They may tell upper management; I'd never know. But a new CFO frequently foretells bad tidings.

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    4. Re:The company was going to fail. by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      " Final straw was in a review meeting and instead of being about me, it was about my coworkers- he was basically asking me to spy on them and report them if they did things wrong.'

      CIO in grooming...had a similar job but didn't have to be asked to spy. I flew every stupid idea up the flag pole to make sure it met "organic" resistance when presented.

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      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    5. Re:The company was going to fail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This probably won't be seen, but 2 general managers find another job in the course of 3 months. I saw this does not bode well for the company, they can see what's in the pipeline. 3 months after that, we're looking at being in the red for 1-2 years until ore grade improves. Layoffs, hiring freeze, talent exodus. I didn't quit, but I was very happy with the severance pay, and landed easily in a higher paying job.

    6. Re:The company was going to fail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "being in the red for 1-2 years until ore grade improves."

      For those reading this and unaware of what is really being written here:

      The mineral resources industry is utterly tied to the prices of the commodities they extract from the ground. In boom times (when the price is high) the typical employee can expect great opportunity and high wages as the parent company attempts to extract as much wealth as possible from the resource.

      When the price drops the operation may be shut down over night.

      This is all OK provided everyone involved is aware of the arrangement.

      Do not go into mineral resources at any level (truck driver up to CEO) unless you are aware of the risks.

      If you do go in, make bank while you can and enjoy the experience. Good luck!

    7. Re:The company was going to fail. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      The first rat to leave the sinking ship gets the primo spot on the adjacent ship.

      In my experience, the CFO sees the water rising in the hold before most other folks. They may tell upper management; I'd never know. But a new CFO frequently foretells bad tidings.

      In my case I knew people in the companies that the management was hawking the company to. So I had advance warning.

      --
      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
  6. Bankrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The company went bankrupt.

  7. Laid off after corporate merger/acquisition by gti_guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Twice. Also laid off once after 3rd round of lay offs due to mismanagement. 30+ years in IT

    1. Re:Laid off after corporate merger/acquisition by gti_guy · · Score: 1

      So not so much conscious quitting as unconsciously quitting.

    2. Re:Laid off after corporate merger/acquisition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much the same here.

      0) Vectored into IT after decades doing science in academia...
      1) Merger led to cancellation of project. Two years of my work was trashed. I moved on. Division is now defunct.
      2) Company bartered cash cow I had nursed along for three years, spending all proceeds on doomed new products. I moved on. Company is now defunct.
      3) Third round layoffs hit me due to mismanagement after I had helped launch three new profitable products in three years. New guys were cheaper, but inept. Company is now defunct.
      4) Laid off after four years of shepherding young bucks to successfully deliver on classified projects. Young bucks were cheaper, so management under-tasked me until I was "dispensable". Next and subsequent projects failed. Division is now defunct.

      I finally decided I was too old for this nonsense and retired rather than try explaining why my resume reads like a corporate obituary page, nor have I any interest in tracking down the long lost (mis)-managers and supervisors who could corroborate this history.

      That was ten years ago. I suspect not much has changed. I do not miss the stress.

    3. Re:Laid off after corporate merger/acquisition by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      "If we hire this guy we are going to go out of business."

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    4. Re:Laid off after corporate merger/acquisition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your story rings true for me.

      Companies are not run well.

      Yes, it's easy to descend into technical over-confidence and claim that you saw it all coming and the mangers are idiots. Sure, running a company is hard, but so is doing a technical job.

      In my experience, most managers suck monkey balls and should be fired.

      Poor management is the scourge of the modern age. [Me, Jul-2018]

  8. The worst by SisterFister · · Score: 0

    I quit my last job due to the company being purchased by AT&T, one of the worst companies around.

    1. Re:The worst by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

      ..., due to the company being purchased by AT&T ...

      (stands and applauds) I salute you.

      --
      The Russians have won. They have made the world a cesspool of distrust, greed, fear and hate.
  9. People quit their managers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    not their jobs

    1. Re:People quit their managers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not their jobs

      There is a causal relationship there. A shitty manager often creates a shitty job by not hiring enough resources.

    2. Re:People quit their managers by ezelkow1 · · Score: 1

      not always. My last manager (and the one before him beofre he left) was great, I even contacted him when we had an open manager position at my new job to see if he would be interested. Its just that everything was wrong wasnt really up to him, he was being hamstrung everywhere by upper management and accounting

    3. Re:People quit their managers by sheph · · Score: 1

      This ^ A bad manager can totally ruin an otherwise perfectly good job.

      --
      I don't believe in karma, I just call it like I see it.
    4. Re:People quit their managers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This ^^ (Mine is two fold)

      Previous boss had experience in automotive, an industry with a rigorous QA side, I came to the company from a Medical company with similar QA requirements and more regulation. Previous boss valued my opinion and the QA inspectors opinions, understood what I brought to the table with experience with material knowledge, machinery knowledge, and regulatory experience. Previous boss abandoned ship after we lost a good production manager to horrible corporate management and HR folks.

      They put up a internal ad for a QA Manager position. I applied, previously was a QA Manager for 8 years, 2 years of current product knowledge, 2 years of relationships with government and regulatory folks we deal with. What does the company decide to hire, a kid with 6 years of work experience, none of it management, doesn't know that materials, regulations, or processes. My boss still doesn't know what I do, still doesn't know the people, our products, or processes after 90 days so far.

      So going from a good boss who valued my help and input, to a boss who wrote a fluffy email and thinks that being a manager means that you sit in the office making charts and spouting acronyms/buzzwords is what is making me leave my job. I love my job, I like my company and what it makes, I despise my incompetent boss who is a yes man for corporate.

    5. Re:People quit their managers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot to add a couple more reasons I'm leaving.

      Other managers seem to think I report to them, and that they can tell me how to do my job. One of these managers acts like a teenager and feels the need to flirt with every male that is in management or from another company, the other manager is a snake that hopefully will die from his cigarette every 15 minutes habit.

      And there is this issue of being promised a promotion if I wasn't chosen as manager, to be promoted to a supervisor title and pay (which is what I technically am now, just no supervisor title or pay). I do more work now than I did before because the new boss doesn't know how to do anything..

      Ugh, writing this out makes me want to look for jobs on my phone so I don't do it on the company network.

    6. Re:People quit their managers by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Trust me. Not hiring enough people is way down on the list of the ways a bad manager can make the job shitty.

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
  10. What's this 'quitting'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never 'quit' a job as I've been contracting for 28 years.

    They're either fixed-term, or I simply refuse a contract extension when I've already lined something else up.

  11. Management ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not there yet, but I'm getting close .. and it largely has to do with a shitty manager who had no experience managing people, who suddenly got promoted and now suck at managing people. Then he got promoted when his boss quit the company, and now he's two levels above his management capability (which is zero).

    And, being a shitty manager, he now hides in a corner and won't interact with us, while putting in someone to be team lead who also sucks at being a manager. Apparently he's 'intimidated' by us ... that's because we won't put up with his bullshit and wishful thinking.

    Inept idiots in management positions are shaping up to be why I quit this job.

    1. Re:Management ... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Classic. Shitty team lead is dragging me down. I like him but he is being lazy and generally sucks at being a lead. Manager sticks by him because he is basically being held hostage. Lead seeks to maintain the hostage situation by "architecting" everything and laying hands on every single project. And they complain because none of the other engineers are able to handle stuff. Wonder why.

      Fuck. This.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
  12. Company was going nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It became rather clear that the administrative organization of the company was just phoning it in. Everyone else was putting in 110% but the company was sinking due to extremely poor decision-making. They went out of business two years after I left.

    If your company has a separate building or another location entirely for administrative staff you should probably be looking for an exit.

  13. Boredom by RoscoeChicken · · Score: 1

    Mostly boredom. Money was a factor too.

    Management was also horribly PA. That wasn't an immediate concern, but it would have been a problem at the end of the year when I got my first real review in the place. I definitely felt set up to fail so the manager, ex-Army/ex-Cop triple dipping his career, could get his gold star for identifying "a problem".

    1. Re:Boredom by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Yeah...and the clueless managers think everything is so complicated and sophisticated. Can't really blame them though since every project that gets out the door is fucked up because some idiot couldn't configure a load balancer or couldn't be bothered to understand the distributed message architecture. All simple shit, still bungled.

      Heaven forbid they try to transform a matrix and render a 3D image in real-time or implement an analytics engine to predict customer needs.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    2. Re:Boredom by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      managers think everything is so complicated and sophisticated

      Because to them it is, most managers are there because they can herd cats, most of them are not technical. They may seem to have absorbed some of the technical bits, but they have actually only absorbed the terminology, they are fucking clueless about the technology. Some programmers make the transition to management successfully, but they are rare. I generally find that most managers that used to be programmers actually sucked at being programmers. Depending on the person these are sometimes the worst managers, because they think they know the technical aspect.

      --
      There are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third is statistics.
  14. Re:India, thanks trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nah that's just globalism, neither party can stop that and the Democrats would prefer to increase it.

  15. Microaggressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microaggressions - they were everywhere. The way people looked. The way the did not look. The way they spoke to me. The way they did not speak to me. Unbearable. Now I am without a job and am suing the company for discrimination.

    1. Re:Microaggressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was on the other end of this and HR had a chat with me about my attitude. After explaining to them that a security expert should know a MAC address has six octets, I talked to a lawyer, took her advice and left.

    2. Re:Microaggressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can't tell if you're joking or not, without the sarcasm tag

      just in case....it's not this new "microagressions" you invented. it's called "life". people are assholes, most of them. they'll judge you, the'll misunderstand you, they'll make assumptions, guess what...you do it to.

      so you can live your life in the shell your parents kept you in, and suffer through life hating everyone and never getting anywhere, or you can grow up.

      btw I'm 43 yrs old, independently wealthy mostly from blind luck in cryptocurrency investing, a Zen peace-loving musician, a computer programmer by university training, and a failed entrepreneur. i'm divorced, have a kinky girlfriend who makes art, and a dog who's poorly trained. now you know who i am. who are you?

    3. Re:Microaggressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started to identify with that, and then I realized this made no sense so I fired myself from my self.

    4. Re:Microaggressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a joke?

    5. Re:Microaggressions by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Is this classic corporate soul suck? Seeing this myself after the wonderful company I worked at was acquired. The bigger company is full of people that are either bored or severely overworked. Everything is completely tainted with microaggression and political agendas.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    6. Re:Microaggressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you encounter one or two assholes, than fuck those guys.
      If everyone you encounter is an asshole, you are the asshole.

    7. Re:Microaggressions by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      That's why I've decided to do away with microagressions. Hell! Go big or go home!

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    8. Re:Microaggressions by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      When you're younger, you suck it up and go to work with assholes. Later on, you have more experience and skills and can afford to be more picky, taking off to greener pastures rather than stick around with the assholes.

      Giving a new name of "microaggressions" doesn't change this, it just means that by trying to filter this out in college the new generation will delay an important part of their education by not encountering the real world until after college.

    9. Re:Microaggressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gerald!
      Is that you?

  16. well ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... the precipitating event was that a manager I used to work under called me up, and asked me if I'd consider going where she was now. I said yes and am super glad that I did.

    I was receptive to that because of a number of factors. But the root factor to all those factors was (in my opinion) a Marketing department that couldn't stop making decisions based on "ooh, shiny!"

    Parenthetically, I either have a knack or great luck at leaving places before the ship sinks.

    1. Re:well ... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Last two jobs for me were due to layoffs. Previous two though I had gotten into the mood for a new job but it took someone outside that I knew and trusted to entice me to move. For me, I have a lot of inertiaI think.

      Currently my salary is good (but with current cost of living and on a single salary it's hard to tell from the outside). I consider leaving but then there's a change in upper leadership so I stick around to see how things go, or I get an interesting project. So this is the longest place I've worked by far.

  17. A Step Up & Less Driving by AsylumWraith · · Score: 1

    I loved my last job. Great management, solid coworkers, and decent clients.

    I only left because I was topped out on what they were willing to pay me, (it's a small business,) and I was tired of driving around DFW constantly, never knowing when I had to leave in the morning or when I'd get home in the evening, (this was intrinsic to my position.)

    So no complaints, my last company was great; I just wanted to make more money and drive less.

  18. Unfulfilled Promises by cmeans · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They promised me (when I was first hired) more programming and less report writing/technical support etc. They continued to ignore me, so I moved on.

    1. Re:Unfulfilled Promises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that always happens. I've learned to never take promises they use to get you in the door. They may have every intention of following through on them at the time but were probably overestimating their own abilities to pull that off for you. Basically, whatever you can't get written into your contract ain't gonna happen.

    2. Re:Unfulfilled Promises by jittles · · Score: 1

      They promised me (when I was first hired) more programming and less report writing/technical support etc. They continued to ignore me, so I moved on.

      Oh Broken Promises! That was the name of a corporate softball team I used to play on. Maybe we were coworkers once?

    3. Re:Unfulfilled Promises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the only comment I see here that has to do with the actual work, which surprises me.

      I've moved to escape a sinking ship (twice) or to chase a dream (once), but most often I've moved because the work was Boring. I can only seem to go about 5 years before I get terminally bored.

    4. Re:Unfulfilled Promises by trickyb · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I have a very similar story: I was doing database work, feeling bored and wanted to do GUI stuff. Went to an interview and told them clearly that I felt stuck in my current job: I was pretty good at database stuff, and my current employer wanted me to stay there. But I wanted to expand my skill set.
      So at the interview, it was clear to all parties that I would start the new job writing SQL and stored procedures, then, after proving myself, I would move into GUI work. They assured me that they needed people with both skillsets, so it all sounded good.
      I started a project. Some time after, I learnt that the entire DB system would be outsourced to an Indian firm in about 2 years time, more likely 3-4 years. And I would be doing 100% DB work in the meantime - my employer had no intention of training me up to use this system, then replacing me with another person in 6 months time.
      So I left.

    5. Re:Unfulfilled Promises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar, experienced automation engineer. Brought me in and assigned manual tasks which I abhor. Got a call for an automation developer, left.

  19. Travel by erp_consultant · · Score: 2

    I did consulting for many years. I loved the challenge and variety of the work but hated the travel. Nobody could give me any guarantee that I wouldn't have to travel so I found a local gig. It has its ups and downs but overall I'd rather be sleeping in my own bed every night.

    1. Re:Travel by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They stopped using me as a roadwarrior when I started telling the clients the truth.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Travel by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Ha! The kiss of death for the road warrior :-)

      But yeah, I got a little sick of clients bringing me in not for my experience or wisdom but to advance some political agenda.

  20. Consequentiality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a storage administrator for 15 years. I was tapped to join a large DevOps team and accepted the move. However, I ended up in a Junior Developer role with no possibility of impacting the architecture, strategy, or design and missed my storage admin role where I could have significant impact for the business. Thankfully my company allowed me to transition back to my original role. I'm aware of others who made a similar move and return, for similar reasons.
    .

    1. Re:Consequentiality by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      "storage admin role where I could have significant impact for the business"

      LMFAO!!! Storage admin impacting the business. Holy shit...the only way you can impact the business is by frying all the data and backups.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    2. Re:Consequentiality by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      He should have been architecting the system. Based on his experience as a backup monkey...or something.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  21. counterpoint: by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Oh, I think a much more interesting question would be "why were you fired from your last job?"

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:counterpoint: by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I was fired from my last job for pointing out the copious failings of the IT manager, who was the son of the acting CEO (who was actually the CFO.) I don't know if that guy is still there (we'll call him "Screech" since that's who he looked and sounded like — that's not one of the things I pointed out at the time, BTW) but I know his father-in-law has subsequently been shown the door. They wound up hiring two people to replace me.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:counterpoint: by JDShewey · · Score: 1

      If things get that far, you have missed about 20 dead canaries in that particular coal mine. I half jokingly refer to major outages as "resume generating events" - because I know if I F@#$ up too much, I need to thing about moving on (never had that happen, actually - needing to move on. I've caused outages.). Have you been PIPed? Get out. Bad change in managers? Start looking. Is the company too poor to afford free sodas for employees anymore? Then either the no longer value their most important asset - their employees or they are on hard financial times and layoffs may be coming. Time to contact that recruiter. I'm really good at what I do (and you should be too) - I can always find someone who will value me as an employee. Barring a hostile takeover with an immediate firing, you should never be fired. I monitor the internal politics at all the companies I work for and if the political winds shift and I smell anything stinky, I'm out well before I ever have a chance of being fired. It protects my resume and makes sure I can always answer the question "Why did you leave your last company" in a way that will make my next company want to hire me. If I'm going to lose a job, I want to lose it on my own terms.

    3. Re:counterpoint: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got fired because I refused to use 3 separate ticketing systems where I had to duplicate the data for each one. It was tedious, redundant, and a waste. I fought the battle for 2 years, then got a new manager who was brought in to bring my group in line. 80% of us got fired for it.

    4. Re:counterpoint: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please submit this as a followup story or ask /.

    5. Re:counterpoint: by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Most recent layoff, the core investors demanded more return on investment and less watering down by bringing in new money, so there was a 10% cut across the board (including execs and upper management). Just a few days prior I told someone we might be in trouble but that my job was safe because I was key to an important project for a paying customer. But they decided to just cancel that project altogether.

      Previous layoff, our department as a whole had been laid off and disbanded but I stuck around with some to clean up, transfer the tech, and then try to get recruited by other departments or propose new projects, and we soon ended up in the R&D division. I was mostly on standby for when they needed a developer, so a lot of free time to play around. Finally let go for real, but it had a nice severance package and since the timing was right we also got our profit sharing and bonus and full year's payout of vacation, so I won't be complaining about that.

    6. Re:counterpoint: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the joy of Family Run Businesses. My first IT job had an incredibly stupid son with an explosive temper, a black belt, and a management position. I once watched him throw a hammer through a wall when he was upset. I also saw him breakdown crying when he drove a forklift through a half open bay door with the forks in the upper position.
      Eventually, we all began playing lunchtime Quake. He had the fastest, shiniest, quickest video card in his system, and as a result slaughtered everyone. Because I disliked him so much, I slowed his PC graphics down one day- on equal footing, everyone murdered him repeatedly.
      He came storming out of his office, fire in his eyes, got right up in my face and screamed "I KNOW YOU DID THIS!!! YOU SLOWED DOWN MY COMPUTER ON PURPOSE!!!".
      His father was standing there, saying nothing,
      In my best acting job ever, I replied "Why would I do that? I'd just have to go fix it later. That makes no sense.".

      Left shortly after that.

    7. Re:counterpoint: by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I once worked at a mortgage bank that was bankrupted by the son in laws inability to hedge.

      It was complicated, he had to read the number off a report and verify they had interest rate hedges to balance the currently locked rates.

      Couldn't do it. Too stupid. Feast of famine was going to make the place go dormant, but the moron put it down.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  22. Burnout, Re-orgs, and Death. Oh My! by Karnak23 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Combination of burnout and no longer doing what I enjoy.

    The burnout came during a really rough, 3-year development cycle. We spent three months planning with the principal team. They approved the plans and let us run in one direction for a year before dropping a bombshell on ALL the partner teams. We had to drop what we were doing and start over with a completely new (and woefully incomplete) API, tool chain, and environment. Roughest two years I've spent in software ever.

    Had a former manager swoop in and rescue a number of us. Spent three years learning new stuff and enjoying my work and team. Then a big re-org came. Moved to something I'm not really enjoying and I can feel the "don't give a shit" attitude building up.

    Top it off with a death in the family and it's time to go.

    Fortunately, a great stock and housing market will allow me and my partner to enjoy some time off. Hopefully a year or two of doing what I want to do and exploring topics I want to learn will help clarify things. I'll find my passion for the work again or find another thing to fire my passion.

  23. Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was harassed for supporting Obama and I quit.

    1. Re:Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol...poor baby. Maybe don't vote for a fucking moron next time.

    2. Re:Politics by Camembert · · Score: 1

      With asshole colleagues with your attitude to different opinions, indeed good that he left.

    3. Re:Politics by Train0987 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Or maybe leave your politics at home? Nobody is paying you to be a political activist in the office on their clock.

    4. Re:Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Expressing support for a candidate isn't the same as being an activist.

    5. Re:Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was harassed for supporting Obama and I quit.

      Funny, I can't express my conservative leanings in my current company without someone contacting HR about being offended. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

    6. Re:Politics by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Yeah...don't do any of it you beef headed moron.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    7. Re:Politics by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But no one wants this at work. No matter where you work there will be difference of political opinion. Just like you don't talk religion at work, it's stupid to talk about politics as well. Especially with times being so vitriolic it's best to just keep your head down and get back to work.

  24. Something about sexual harassment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supposedly in the 80s I aggressively attacked some starlet in my office and said she'd never work at my network again.

  25. Ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing worse than having to question your integrity and morals on a day-to-day basis.

  26. IMprovement of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical big corporation that sucks employees soul. Typical soul sucking repetitive tasks that made me wanna cry every single day. Low Salary.

    So, already tired of it, found a better salary in a smaller company that still slaves me, like any other job, but it is slower at sucking my soul.

  27. Pay and Commute. And feeling valued. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I started out of school as a JR Dev making 33k in Wichita KS. Liked the work and the people. But work dried up, and and the outlook for pay raises started to look bleaker. And I was the only dev in the super small company. Pushing out applications solo after about 14 months in. They hired a guy for 55k, but he struck me as a dummy who talked smooth. I was a little put that that after being the only Dev for the prior 6 months they decided this guy, who was hired over my 'thumbs down', was worth 33% more than I was.

      In addition it was a +2 hours commuting every workday though. Someone offered me 45k to do something more related to Networking cybersecurity just 10 mins from my house. COL is low herhttps://ask.slashdot.org/story/18/07/30/1429249/ask-slashdot-why-did-you-quit-your-last-job#e and 45k for starting is much easier to do than 33k +fuel for driving.

    I'm 6 mos into the new position, and lots of work to do, and the business is growing. So outlook for better pay goes up. Oh and I got subsidized health insurance as well.

  28. Old Culture/Money/Declining Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I started at my last job (11 years ago), it was pretty good. Money was average for starting positions, working on interesting stuff, great place to build skills. As the years went on though the management completely ignored the changing landscape of technology, solely focused on just pushing out the next update to satisfy the people requesting it instead of pushing back. Meanwhile they ended up lagging behind in all aspects of development because they never allocated resources to bring things up to modern standards like build environments, testing, etc, basically everything was mostly manual in a mostly automated world.

    This made a lot of people feel like they were missing out on a huge subset of skills by staying, not just the automation but just everything the company lagged behind in from technology, development paradigms, etc. Also during that time many more tech companies moved in to the area pushing up salaries to the point that the company which had stayed average was now at the bottom of the list paying ~15-20% below average and despite screams from middle management that they were losing people over this upper management didnt care. We even heard from middle management that during meetings upper management basically regarding engineering as replaceable, didnt care about providing a career path, and basically didnt want to hear from anyone on the tech side ever on any sort of input on projects.

    So that last part, combined with most of my friends leaving (who were also the good, core, reliable development team) basically made my decision for me. Between being paid 10% below average(I still got good raises), losing fellow engineers I could rely on, a stagnant culture, and management that appeared to have no plan for the future, it was time to jump.

  29. Health care isn't about doing a good job by puck01 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wasn't allowed to perform at a level I was comfortable with. I'm a physician.

    Too many people often with training that is not the same as mine (MBA vs MD or nurse admin vs MD) trying to tell me how I should to my job. Being forced to use EHRs that are just good enough for the hospital admins to okay but are nowhere close to what physicians need to perform well. There is only so much time in a day. Not completing all the task you'd like the way you feel they should be after 12-14 hours of work with no lunch or rest is very disheartening on many levels. Experiencing this nearly every day has a way of killing your spirit. After 10+ years I said no more. I had worked at an acedemic cetner and later a community non-profit.

    I work in medical informatics now so I am able to solve some of the EMR problems plaguing physicians today. I only practice medicine on weekends - the hospital admins and insurance company representatives are off. Practicing medicine this way is much more enjoyable.

    1. Re:Health care isn't about doing a good job by FearTheDonut · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to work writing EMR software. I won't name names, but if you have been in the medical field for a long time, you would know this system. I have a Masters in Software Engineering, but also a BSN. My sole purpose for making the switch was because I wanted an EMR system that everyone could not just use, but also positively impact fellow professionals.

      We once wrote a prototype EMR system that BLEW THE SOCKS off of med professional who saw it. It was fricking amazing. EVERYONE loved this thing, saying things, "This is exactly what we need!". However, we eventually demoed it hospital administrators who not just said "Meh..." they said it would mean they'd have to retrain everyone so, no, they'd keep the old shitty system." I left within 3 months.

    2. Re:Health care isn't about doing a good job by puck01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That sounds about right. There are a lot of problems with health care today. One that is really unappreciated is how bad hospital admins are and enabling their highly trained workers to do their job. Its a joke. The US system has purposefully shifted power to them over the last 15-20 years. Its not surprising now that physician satisfaction is very low and their suicide rate is now among the highest of all professions. That's what happens when lessor trained people tell well-intentioned highly trained people how to do their job.

      When I was at the non-profit, I took on a number of admin task related to EMRs. While I did enjoy what improvements I could enable, it was always an uphill battle. They never want to support anything that would require any effort beyond a day or two of developer time. They minimize physician needs based on the grumpy bad players or those that bring in a lot of revenue - not the well intended majority.

    3. Re:Health care isn't about doing a good job by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Hospitals and clinics really are cash strapped. There's a lot of red tape involved as well. So buying capital systems is a big deal. You can't even tie it indirectly the patient billing as the insurance companies might object.

    4. Re:Health care isn't about doing a good job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness I'm a lawyer. Lawyers are too lazy and ego driven to actually off themselves. Nope, instead we all just do various self-destructive behaviors that actively hurt our clients and all bystanders, cut corners to make up for our lack of progress, adopt opaque billing practices to hide our behaviors, hurt others to make up for our pain, and then complain about everyone hates our profession.

      In all seriousness, I think the difference is that doctors run into more sudden stresses, while lawyers get the slow creep and can see most failures coming. Doctors literally see people die or maimed or whatever, so I'd imagine that is worse. But I don't really know as I don't have MD experience to compare.

  30. Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was given a positive performance evaluation after helping to remotely set up IT for the company's new Pocano Mountain property in addition to my daily duties...and a $0.20 raise. I've never felt so insulted.

    1. Re:Money by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      But now you are the fall guy for their shitty security.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
  31. The place turned into crap + last straw. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We got bought by a Fortune 100 Company (World Fuel Services), and they're so backwards I hated going to work most days.

    I felt like I was constantly moving backwards. We had iterative development, they wanted to make us Waterfall. We had DevOps, they wanted to put in massive barriers between Development and Ops. They destroyed our business users productivity by making all operations run remotely over a 6 megabit internet connection (then didn't believe us when we said everything was slow). They separated job duties making people LESS efficient. They put in such terrible, buggy integration systems that I actually had to put auditing in for the express purpose of proving it was Corporates side, not ours. They made us hire people from India who we couldn't fire, and had NEGATIVE productivity (you put more work in to them than you got out). A lot of my job became cleaning up Corporate constantly shooting us in the foot.

    The last straw was when my boss got fired for pushing too many political buttons and trying to protect his employees and our satellite office from the ravages of Corporate. For me, that was it, and I could sense the coming title wave of mediocrity. I got out, and I've been far happier since. I should have left earlier.

    If you're in this situation, I urge you to quit. There's places out there that aren't toxic hell holes. Find them.

    1. Re:The place turned into crap + last straw. by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      This, this is america 100%. Why and how Fortune100/500 company still exist and operate like this is beyond me.
      This AC story is the story about everyone will live in his life especially in software development.
      If you got bought by a F100/500 company, you will endure this.

      --
      "Science will win because it works." - Stephen Hawking
    2. Re:The place turned into crap + last straw. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should add that everyone but one person I worked with in the IT department all quit within less than a year of my departure, all for similar reasons. The last remaining guy was gone 1.5 years after I left. If I walked into that department today I wouldn't recognize a soul. We'd be mostly stable for 8-10 years, then massive disruption.

      People can see sinking ships. Also, some employees are linchpins that hold everyone else together. Remove the linchpin, and you risk collapse.

    3. Re: The place turned into crap + last straw. by reanjr · · Score: 1

      As soon as you feel unhappy at a job, you should start spending every working hour looking for a new job.

    4. Re: The place turned into crap + last straw. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. However, it's hard to leave when you've been somewhere a long time and grown accustomed to it. It feels like an investment, and starting over can be hard.

      I think it's the same reason people stay in bad personal relationships for longer than they should.

    5. Re:The place turned into crap + last straw. by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Purchased by one...yes, this is an exact description of the way things played out.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
  32. Outsourcing is the new alcoholism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Concerns about corruption were my chief motivator.
    They outsourced the work to an incompetent team overseas who constantly made mistakes.

    Outsourcing is like alcoholism -- a drunk thinks another drink will solve his problems, and a manager always think another cheap offshore worker will fix the project.
    In fact, it is the opposite.
    10 or 20 offshore workers are worse than 2 competent people locally.

    1. Re:Outsourcing is the new alcoholism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the hiring managers that make these decisions, they come from up high. Managing outsourced workers is a pain in the ass.

      Had one worker hired who said the main reason he quit the previous job was because they outsourced too much to a certain unnamed company and they kept screwing it up and making extra work for everyone else. A couple months later we were told to use the same company also and this worker was not happy.

      This was not an IT company for outsourcing help desk but was an engineering company. We kept trying to find a good foreign project lead from this company who would lead the foreign team and they were all terrible in the interview. We didn't even get resumes but instead we had one power point page overviews. In one case we could hear one of the candidates them on the phone being given answers by someone else in the background. They weren't happy about us rejecting them but they'd come back with someone new and say that this was the one, who'd be just as bad. After a few months of rejecting their candidates I think they got the hint and reluctantly offered some better (more expensive) candidates who were adequate instead of horrible.

  33. The joke was on me! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    I didn't appreciate being shot out of a cannon! When they tell you that "we're hiring cannon fodder" and laugh, it's supposed to be a joke!

    On second thought, maybe I should have suspected something when they told me to put on dress like a clown and put on a helmet because a circus is no place to be clowning around! ;)

    --
    Anons need not reply. Questions end with a question mark.
    1. Re:The joke was on me! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred!

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    2. Re:The joke was on me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another Super Chicken fan!

  34. Economics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Economics. They insisted on having one of me, a team of people feeding me incomplete requests, and I was working 10-12 hour days to keep my workload level. I'd walk in with 18-25 things to do, I'd leave with 18-25 things to do. Calculating my hourly (no overtime in IT!), I was making about what I made ten years prior.

    So I left. For about 20K more.

    1. Re: Economics by reanjr · · Score: 1

      If there's no overtime, why were you working 12 hour days? Just go home. Instead, you continued to get the work done, so OF COURSE they're not going to hire anyone else.

  35. Open office plans suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Too noisy, way too distracting. Open office plan of the newly acquired office, was terrible. I can just move to a better work environment, and I did just that.

    1. Re:Open office plans suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen to this. I left my last job entirely because of the new open office plan being implemented by a Fortune 500 company on the east coast. Horrible idea and now they're paying the price by having all the senior devs leave and hiring college grads.

    2. Re:Open office plans suck by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I had my own "office", more of a windowless room with some equipment but still it was mine. I hated it, left for an open plan with about 5-6 people in it and much preferred it.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    3. Re:Open office plans suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moved to a spot where you could annoy 5-6 people at will. Fits your MO.

    4. Re:Open office plans suck by Tom · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, this.

      Too many top-level managers don't understand what a terrible work environment an open floor plan is, especially if you need to use your brain to work. Interesting how I've never seen one of them work in an open office...

      --
      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    5. Re:Open office plans suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You prefer sharing a room with 5 people?

      I had a windowless equipment room all to myself early in my career. That place was paradise. Drab white, cinder-block walls, noisy (it had a VAX in it, among other things), cold, and cables everywhere -- it was a small corner of heaven. I pine for it every day.

      (Besides the VAX, it had a Silicon Graphics, a NeXT, a Mac, an IBM RS/6000, and ample network capacity -- all under my control. As I say, paradise.)

    6. Re:Open office plans suck by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The worst technical job I ever had gave me an office. They severely underpaid me, but they were rolling in cash and everyone except visiting salespeople got an office of their own. I liked it. You could shut the door when you needed to concentrate, you had room for books, you could look out the window while daydreaming about better jobs, etc. Previously I had been in shared labs or shared offices.

      After this was my first job with a cubicle and it took a lot of getting used to. Noisy and chaotic. Especially with 90s era clackety keyboards.

    7. Re:Open office plans suck by devslash0 · · Score: 1

      It is my observation that managers don't even know what focus is. They are so distracted by various parties themselves every minute of every da, that they think no one else requires focus to do their job.

    8. Re:Open office plans suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, Open office plan == no way for me as well. Or if I am consulting at that place, extra $$, for short term gig.

  36. why i quit my last IT job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work for a company with more dollars than sense. Why is it that companies pay completely inept sales people ten times more than the people behind them who do literally all the work... allegedly because the sales people have "people skills". It's like, every job I've had, I felt like the company was successful in spite of its own stupidity. After five years of explaining how outlook works, I snapped and finally landed a job in sales at the same company so I can be the idiot who makes all the money. And guess what... now I'm the idiot who makes all the money.

    If you get stuck in front line support for longer than a year you need to look elsewhere immediately. They are already taking you for granted so don't expect them to just cough up a new position. When the guy from outside gets hired in above you, that's resume time. I just happened to be incredibly overpaid in my support job due to my "people skills", they kept giving me raises so no promotion in a four person IT department was easier to take.

  37. Boring af by reanjr · · Score: 1

    It was boring af.

  38. I didn't jump; I was pushed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I worked for Roche I was terminated by the manager whose place I had taken while he was on vacation, after I provided a detailed explanation to a PhD who was one of my customers, on why the 28-CPU servers the manager had just ordered were not using all 28 CPUs (IE, they needed to rewrite their software to run on a parallel architecture).

    When I worked for PG&E I was terminated by my manager (who was also a contractor, and an H1B, to boot) who took the instructions I had written on how to upgrade PG&E's servers to the latest version of management software, put them in the hands of another H1B, and let me go.

    The problem here is the gig economy, H1Bs and the freedom managers are given to manipulate contractors' careers so as to protect themselves against the consequences of their own poor decision-making ... which is why H1Bs exist, to protect management from the consequences of poor decision making.

    As someone who has been working in Silicon Valley for over three decades I have worked for better managers and so I know that integrity and competence exist ... somewhere.

    Just ... not here.

  39. Low pay, hostile (yelling), layoff every year by stevegee58 · · Score: 2

    I started my last job because I needed the job due to being laid off. They knew that and low-balled me so I had to take a 10% pay cut. (Yes, my own damn fault) I moved for a substantial pay bump.
    It was the most hostile workplace I'd ever seen with open yelling in offices and hallways. Some might consider that normal but I hadn't seen such yelling in 35 years of working.
    The place was going down the tubes. I was hired to backfill someone laid off a month before I started and there was a layoff every year I was there.

    Thanks for the opportunity to vent about that awful place.

  40. Quit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I developed this theory that corporate vice presidents are the vanguard of a carnivorous extra terrestrial invasion.

    Yes, I was bitter.

    1. Re:Quit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing some Heinz 57 can't fix.

  41. Toxic environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (now-)Fabless semiconductor company, toxic work environment ~5-6 years ago. Petty politics, opaque leadership, undeserved promotions given as part of retention packages, crazy hours expected (60hr weeks were normal). Supposedly it's better now, for folks that stuck it out (and those retention shares are worth a small fortune), but my sanity and health was worth more than that.

  42. hostile work environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I was the only semi-openly gay employee in the building, and my department was a "boys club" (no, not the kind I might've liked). One coworker in particular was an equal-opportunity offender: making sexist, racist, and homophobic comments that no one else objected to, despite it being a supposedly "Christian" organization. I'd complained to my boss, but he just stammered and made excuses. So when HR accused me of watching porn videos at work, based on log data that supposedly indicated that I was visiting a cam-girl web site (which I later figured out were hits from embedded content in spam messages my email client had previewed), and threatened to fire me, I quit. I didn't have anything better lined up. I fell back on consulting/freelance work, and I'm a crappy social-networker, so I'm barely making the rent each month. But it's worth it.

    1. Re:Hostile Work Environment by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I quit a place exactly like this and literally got a job cooking steaks. Disclaimer: I cooked burgers as well.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    2. Re:Hostile Work Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You being you, I'm certain you deserved every bit of it. Furthermore, you being the POS that you are, most likely caused most of the toxicity.

    3. Re:Hostile Work Environment by bobbied · · Score: 1

      You sound like my old boss... Mike is that you?

      --
      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
  43. Workload and Commitment of Others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got burnt out doing the bulk of the work, petty internal drama with teams becoming territorial rather than realizing we all work for the same company, and for what I did the pay was subpar compared to other large companies (honestly though, wasn’t the main driving factor). There also was no foreseen change coming and nothing seemed to be learned from past security incidents. etc. etc. Started feeling apathetic about my profession and decided if I am going to work like I was I should get into a consulting / contracting company and get paid well. So far, so good. Pays better, no on call rotations, in the event a engagement that is rough I know there is a end in sight. Am happy with my choice.

  44. Re: India, thanks trump by reanjr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trump has done more to protect your job from Indians than any president since Carter.

  45. Negative environment, poor pay by tnok85 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked as the System Administrator/Software Developer for a smaller company (~35 employees). I architected and built out a multi-channel eCommerce solution that synced their ancient database (inventory, pricing, etc) to a modern SQL database that could be tied into Amazon, eBay, their own webstore (which I also built). Automatic repricing to stay competitive based on our inventory costs, custom pricing for custom sizes, bin packing problems, plenty of complex stuff.

    Very very negative environment. Frequent company wide meetings where we were referred to as replaceable and disposable. Cost of living raises once every 24 months if we were lucky. Any time money came up, the company owner would go into a rant about how much each employee costs to employee.

    Pay wasn't keeping up nearly enough with my increased responsibilities (even though my software was responsible for several million per year *profit*).

    They haven't replaced me (have tried a few times, have a few friends who work there) and none of them worked out. Amazingly my software is still running after a couple years. The first major API change to any of the eCommerce channels will break it pretty bad.

    Now I'm a Software Architect (with a heavy dose of DevOps) for a multi-billion dollar company making nearly 300% of what I did there.

    tl;dr - Worked well beyond my job responsibilities, made the company a lot of money, they wouldn't pay me, so I left for a company that would pay me.

    1. Re:Negative environment, poor pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cost of living raises? Hahaha! That's hilarious! I had no idea such a concept even existed. Seriously, there is no such thing here in Canada.

    2. Re:Negative environment, poor pay by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      People think corporations are toxic...try a mom-and-pop shop like this guy described. They are complete shit.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    3. Re:Negative environment, poor pay by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      For sure. I worked at a company that was in perpetual startup mode. The work and the pay both sucked (I was originally hired as their Linux sysadmin, and moved into software development while retaining all of my sysadmin duties, including being on call 100% of the time). I was essentially working 2 jobs, but being paid for half of one. I won't make that mistake again.

    4. Re:Negative environment, poor pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha, you douche; Canada sucks.

  46. I couldn't stand my boss by hymie! · · Score: 2

    I just did not get along with my manager. He made stupid decisions, he blamed me (even wrote me up) for his mistakes. My co-workers basically indicated that it's my job to get along with him, and not his job to get along with me, so that impacted my relationship with my co-workers too.

    I think the final straw was that I had surgery right before my annual review was due. A week in the hospital, a week on bed rest, a week light-duty-no-driving, a week light-duty-with-driving. He asked me during my "bed rest" week to come in for my annual review. I declined. He asked if I would come in during my no-driving week, and again I declined. When he finally gave me this annual review, it had zero raise.

    PostScript -- one of the co-workers I stopped getting along with over this incident -- he left six months later, citing this same manager's stupid decisions.

    1. Re:I couldn't stand my boss by Mr3vil · · Score: 1

      My previous one wasn't quite as bad as that. However, he felt he was the SME on everything. Not just IT, the entire universe. He was better than you and he knew this because he wasn't you. He constantly spoke about others behind their back, lamented women taking temp disability under doctor's orders while pregnant. He said the biggest problem was the users hated IT... but by the time I left I knew that IT was hated not because of being the rules police and process police, but that the IT director was a toolbox.

    2. Re:I couldn't stand my boss by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      My manager, who tries to be an enlightened individual, constantly remarks how surprised he is that this female engineer worked out so well since she is a girl. I mean, how long do you have to spend in tech before it becomes apparent that anyone can do well if they are interested in the work and the company? I'm no SJW by any means but I am totally appalled at the surprise he has shown over her success.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    3. Re:I couldn't stand my boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's kind of funny how many people here quit because of their boss. Just goes to show that there are things that are more important than money or satisfaction in the job itself.
      Applies to me as well by the way. I quit my previous job because my chef was a psychopath and most of my cow-orkers were autistic.

    4. Re:I couldn't stand my boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a pussy.

  47. Hostile Work Environment by bobbied · · Score: 4, Informative

    I left my last job because it was a hostile work environment where my boss' boss was fond of yelling and blaming folks for what ever happened to suit his fancy that day. Sometimes it was for not following his instructions. Sometimes it was because his instructions where followed but we should have known better. He was always yelling at individuals about one thing or another and often yelled at his direct reports all at the same time. We had weekly 3 hour meetings for this purpose that often went to 4 or 5 hours.

    The last straw was when he demoted me during one of his fits, but didn't bother to tell me for almost 2 weeks. I found out during a meeting when he flashed up the current org chart in one of his long pointless rambling presentations and my name had moved. Say what? So I had my authority to do the work he wanted done taken away and he still wanted to hold me responsible? Sorry buddy, I'm out of here.

    Folks where leaving this place in droves, so, I followed them. Now, as a group, we are all happier working for a competitor and meet as a group on a regular basis to remember all the reasons why we would never go back... I will NEVER work for him again, I'll cook burgers and fries for a living if I have too.

    --
    "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
  48. Re:India, thanks trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the Chamber of Commerce Party doesn't want to increase it? Stop reading Trump's twitter feed, kid.

  49. Nothing but the old and new furniture being happy by cloud.pt · · Score: 2

    Plain and simple: when you start neglecting mid-level workforce - those that have 2 or more years of seniority - it's a bad sign for any IT-related work. IT already has a high job-hopping rate, and not keeping your no-longer-new signings motivated is a recipe for generalized demotivation.

    So when all the happy faces you see are either from management or fresh acquisitions, you know the company is abusing the lower ranks, keeping them stagnant for margins. This is especially excruciating when your company publicly states it wants to hire more high-level workers - resources that will jump the ranks straight to the top from outside - once again showing their lack of appreciation for the in-house, long-commited workforce.

    I'm not saying this is why I quit my last job. It's just something I see a lot in my peers that leave tech companies around here (south Europe), including my current employer.

  50. Stupid company set up voluntary severance packages by Zarhan · · Score: 2

    Company wanted to downsize.

    They gave monetary incentive, essentially "get out of here, take some money, so we don't have to do lengthy negotiations".

    Only problem was that the end result was this:

    http://dilbert.com/strip/2001-...

    (+ a new job waiting right outside for all the competent folks)

  51. The classic symptoms that say," time to leave." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - No career path or growth presented (unless someone retires or dies).
    - Moral destroying culture.
    - No interest in improvement.
    - No real consistent leadership, vision, or direction.

    I pulled the ripcord after giving it a good college try.

  52. Minimum 120% productivity or you get written up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which causes mistakes, but corporate didn't give a fuck about mistakes or job quality... Only profits are important.

  53. office full of cunts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was overqualified and the office was full of stupid cunts. I performed jobs outside of my job description successfully but was never recognized. Evidently they want me at the shit rate they were paying. Got out of there quickly.

  54. Health reasons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how none of the reasons given are, taking care of parents.

    1. Re:Health reasons. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Scanning the first 2/3, it's almost all more money or bad work environments. Very little health, no family, no changing life plans, no dreams, none of that other stuff.

      I quit my last job because my wife and I decided to move. She'd just finished grad school and didn't want to stay in the same town where she'd been studying for the past 6 years (undergrad + Master's). She had a lead and then an offer in a town that we both liked when we visited, so we decided to move. I didn't mind my old job, and did take advantage of the move to get a moderate raise, but those were more incidental to the greater plan.

    2. Re: Health reasons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Health is why I'm not working anymore. My spine deteriorated to a point where I finally just said fuck it and applied for disability.

  55. Re:India, thanks trump by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Nah that's just globalism, neither party can stop that and the Democrats would prefer to increase it.

    You're right in that neither party can stop globalism, and I agree, the Democrats are less likely to slow down some of the affects that has on the US; however, Trump's policies on starting trade wars has driven many jobs in some industries over seas. Jobs are moving to avoid tariffs... on the flip side some jobs are moving here too... although everyside in a trade war loses... and the US is fighting trade wars on more fronts than other countries.

    --
    "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  56. Expression by Camembert · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a beautiful french expression, translated:

    "When the disgusted one have gone, the disgusting ones are left."

    But that was not the core reason for me. Rather a matter of earning more in an interesting environment with growth potential, and with a more healthy work-life balance than my previous job.
    On August 1 I will be 20 years in my current company.

  57. straight out of Dilbert by Jaegs · · Score: 5, Funny

    My weekly experience at my job became too much like a Dilbert cartoon. So much that we actually printed off relevant ones and stuck them to the wall:

    • micromanagement bordering on obsessiveness
    • incompetent marketing and (some) management
    • being passed over for raises
    • not being interviewed for internal positions for which I was qualified, because:
      1. they did not want to rehire my position, or
      2. nepotism, or
      3. both
    • asinine dress code (women could wear skorts in the summer, but men could not wear shorts, even when working in non air-conditioned areas)

    Regarding the latter, we actually bought kilts and wore them to work. Management complained. I went to HR and proved I was part Scottish. We compromised and Friday became shorts day. It was as close as I ever got to having a William Wallace moment, but without the face paint and all of the killing.

    1. Re:straight out of Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding the latter, we actually bought kilts and wore them to work. Management complained. I went to HR and proved I was part Scottish. We compromised and Friday became shorts day.

      I've never worked anywhere, any job, where I could wear shorts. Nor would I actually want to.

      So you show up for work in a KILT?!?! Then you justify it to management because you're part scottish?? Are you INSANE?

      I don't think the reason you were pushed out had anything to do with nepotism, or difficulty in replacing you.

    2. Re:straight out of Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My weekly experience at my job became too much like a Dilbert cartoon. So much that we actually printed off relevant ones and stuck them to the wall:

      • micromanagement bordering on obsessiveness
      • incompetent marketing and (some) management
      • being passed over for raises
      • not being interviewed for internal positions for which I was qualified, because:
        1. they did not want to rehire my position, or
        2. nepotism, or
        3. both
      • asinine dress code (women could wear skorts in the summer, but men could not wear shorts, even when working in non air-conditioned areas)

      Regarding the latter, we actually bought kilts and wore them to work. Management complained. I went to HR and proved I was part Scottish. We compromised and Friday became shorts day. It was as close as I ever got to having a William Wallace moment, but without the face paint and all of the killing.

      I'm a happily-married white Christian male with two kids. I was passed up on raises two years in a row because I don't belong in any minority. Oh, and our Chief Equality Officer wasn't amused when I pointed out we have officially sponsored groups to promote blacks, latinos, Asians, immigrants, women, and LGBT but no support groups for whites or males. Seriously, our company has an annual "Coming Out Day" where LGBT workers share their coming out stories. And the "Female Employee of the Month", but no "Male Employee of the Month" or just "Employee of the Month".

      I'm a direct descendant of Robert de Bruce (and Edward Longshanks), but I'm not sure I'd actually wear a kilt to the office. Again, I'm only 6% Scottish (DNA shows 6%, but actual family history would indicate 20%).

    3. Re:straight out of Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding the latter, we actually bought kilts and wore them to work. Management complained. I went to HR and proved I was part Scottish. We compromised and Friday became shorts day.

      I've never worked anywhere, any job, where I could wear shorts.

      That must depend a lot on one's career field: every job I've ever worked I've been allowed to wear shorts. Well, maybe not running shorts with no underwear. :) And there have been a small number of important presentations I've had to give where showing up in shorts would have raised some eyebrows. But, having done various forms of scientific programming for about twenty years now, there wasn't anywhere I've worked where shorts were specifically prohibited.

      Nor would I actually want to.

      Every job I've ever worked has been air-conditioned during normal working hours. But, when I've come in on weekends and the air-conditioning was turned off, it was perfectly fine, and even encouraged, to wear shorts and be comfortable.

    4. Re:straight out of Dilbert by Harinezumi · · Score: 1

      I've never worked at a tech company that had a dress code. I've seen jeans, shorts, band t-shirts, and trucker hats at meetings, and not a single eyebrow was raised.

    5. Re:straight out of Dilbert by Drishmung · · Score: 1
      Me too.

      I'd loved my job: interesting, challenging and fun. Then they had a bad attack of external 'Change Managers', and over two years the job became hell. I discovered I was living a Dilbert cartoon.

      Then came the restructure, and although I was offered a position, it was now dead-end. Instead, I found a new job within six weeks, at 150% of my previous salary (at a start up. I was the only one that didn't take a substantial salary cut to join).

      The expensive consultants did not understand what the technical people did, did not understand the whole environment (University), and assumed because we were poorly paid (by their standards), we were disposable. Actually, we put up with poor pay because of the great environment, Which because shit. So we all left---with redundancy pay. At which point they discovered they couldn't even replace us with low-skilled techs at our salary.

      We all went to better jobs, at improved salaries, and they had to pay more, for fewer staff, who performed much worse than we did.

      As a result, I learned that if your real-life job ever resembles Dilbert, it's time to leave.

      I'm pleased to say it never has, so far.

      --
      Protoplasm. Quiet Protoplasm. I like quiet protoplasm.
    6. Re:straight out of Dilbert by deblike · · Score: 1

      No killings? Boi, what a missing chance!!

    7. Re:straight out of Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going to sound petty as hell, but I left a job because an incoming manager decided he wanted us all in shirts and ties. This is a non-customer facing job working as a db admin, mind. I'd been there for about 7-8 years at the time.

      Anyway, I happened to know of another job that was going at a competing firm. Working from home is available, more job security, flexitime, and a place that does tend to value their employees more (in 2016 I had to take three months off in order to have some cancer hacked out of me. Full pay all the way, phased return to work. and several of my colleagues even visited me in hospital 40 miles away. Would never have happened at my former billet).

      Anyway, I got a modest pay rise on jumping ship and two years later scored a promotion for a pay grade increase - quite a substantial bit more cash.

      I have a history of making some fucking terrible decisions given hindsight, but this was one of the (few) times I rolled a natural 20.

    8. Re:straight out of Dilbert by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      I've never worked anywhere, any job, where I could wear shorts. Nor would I actually want to.

      So if you were forced to wear shorts, perhaps due to some small-minded one-dress-code-fits-all corporate policy, you'd find it objectionable? Perhaps it might even interfere with your work, if it's uncomfortable or annoying enough? Isn't it great when an employer doesn't do that?

    9. Re:straight out of Dilbert by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      Exactly half of the places I've worked had a dress code that forbade shorts. I prefer no dress code, but looking back, I don't see a strong correlation between dress code (or lack thereof) and workplace quality of life. Some "business casual" places were great enough that I didn't mind the dress code, some "anything goes" places were terrible enough that everyone was miserable no matter how they dressed.

  58. Many reasons by Predathar · · Score: 2

    Many reasons, lack of recognition, no fulfillment, long commute, work hours, and never really got long with the boss.

    When I changed jobs, I went form working a 40 hour work week to 35, 90 minute commute each way down to 12-30 minutes depending on traffic, 4 weeks vacation from 3, a better salary, and a much for fulfilling job and environment ... I should have switched much sooner. When you don't feel like going in to work because of several factors.... you need to reconsider your job. I've been at my new job now for almost 8 years, and I love it. Getting up in the morning is not a chore to get ready to go to work, I don;t call in sick just because I'm sick and tired of the job. I'm so much better off mentally and physically. I save around 15 hours a week if I count commute and work hours..... 15 extra hours for me a week.... that's huge!

  59. CTO eliminated remote IT workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The relatively new CTO threatened to eliminated remote work and move remaining IT into "hub locations" with open offices and all that other bullshit in the name of "agile".

  60. Threats, overworked and underpaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was a software developer for a small startup. CEO was underpaying me and overworking me and not only refused to do anything about the situation when I said I was given too much work and was burning out. Instead he proceeded to demand I deliver even more results with absolutely no raise for the foreseeable future, and gave me a written warning containing threats about the "serious consequences" failure would bring me. He even called my father to threaten me through him. What kind of an employer does that!?
    I called a lawyer and quit immediately. My lawyer told me that this was the first time in his 25 years as an employment lawyer that he had ever seen an employer threaten an employee like this in writing.

    Be careful of people like that. Don't let anyone take advantage of you and abuse you. Leave if they treat you like replaceable garbage. It's not worth sacrificing your health and sanity for assholes.

  61. Because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I came to work naked on free-form Friday. Boss said quit or be fired. I'm serial.

  62. I was the sole senror web developer ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    ... in a communications agency of 30. The novelty effect wears off quickly and the regular staying time is 3.5 years on average in agencies anyway - so no hurt feelings.

    I'm somehow stuck in the agency camp these days.

    It does have some upsides. Your the smartest guy on the crew when it comes to software development and deployment and you get to call some final shots. However, frustration tolerance is tested day in and day out as you get to deal with abysmally shoddy setups and dweeps who sell internet projects all year long but couldn't tell a client from a server if their life depended on it. You need lots of humor and need to learn to do your own thing lest you become jaded.

    Another upside doing full-stack-web with agencies is that you get really chill.
    There's little that I haven't seen and little that can shock me these days.
    A regular Java guy would probably break down crying doing my work.

    My 2 eurocents.

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  63. Why did the chicken cross the road? by zieroh · · Score: 1

    I was offered a better job at a better company with better pay in a much better part of the country. The offer was made by my former manager, who had left a year earlier in search of a better job at a better company with better pay in a much better part of the country.

    Notably, he didn't try to recruit anyone else from his former company.

    --
    People who say "sheeple" have about as much sophistication as an AOL user, and in fact are probably actually AOL users.
  64. Severe pain and stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously my joints were screaming in agony, and mentally I was losing it.

  65. Meet the new boss, not the same as the old boss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My IT director had to make a decision to stay or move home to take care of his parents - he chose family, rightfully so. The network admin moved on at the same time and I was left filling both rolls as best as a 20-somthing with no management experience could. I was asked to sit in on the interviews for the new IT directors and give my opinions. Three finalists were chosen, one of them was a great fit.

    A day later there was an announcement of a new IT Director. A woman I never even met. She didn't know an RJ45 connector from a PS/2 port. She was spiteful, hated any of the old team and made our life a living hell. She started filling rolls with people she knew (who also were not qualified). Every Thursday they would play gold with the head master for an extended lunch. I found out that she was related to him and so were the two people she hired.

    The final straw was when she asked me to put a Power Point together for training the new faculty and then provide a 2 hour training session with a 1 hour Q&A. I gave her the Power Point for approval. Never heard about a schedule so I figured the IT portion of the first day got axed like every other year. Then I go heat up my lunch and see my Power Point being being presented by one of her minions. They had the balls to replace my name with his on the slides. Then they asked me to cover the Q&A section which made it apparent that half the material was covered incorrectly.

    I gave my resignation letter on a Friday. I gave them 3 weeks to transfer knowledge. I come in on Monday with my office door locks changed and all my personal property, including family photos and expensive vest in the dumpster. All the electronic stuff like phone chargers, drive docks and desk lamps were stolen. Fun times.

  66. My Boss Was an Asshole by hduff · · Score: 2

    My boss was an asshole, setting unrealistic goals rather than negotiating them, then providing no support to achieve them. His favorite motivational advice was "You figure it out.". I went to work for a competitor with a 50% raise. He fired the next two people who took my old job until his boss figured things out and fired him. I learned a lot from him about how to not treat employees and coworkers.

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    "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
  67. Company Strategy by sconeu · · Score: 1

    The company's business strategy was "Sit around and wait for the contract fairy to drop business in our lap".

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    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  68. Lack of promotions and imminent bankrupcy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should have done it before but waited until the last minute, when the startup was rumored to close. I guess I don't look forward at the grueling interview process we developers get subjected to.
    I think you should leave as soon as the job is not rewarding anymore, I have unfortunately not seen many companies adjusting salaries and positions unless you mention it. By the time you feel like negotiating, you probably already looked elsewhere so you jump.
    The companies have zero loyalty to you so you have to be ready to jump at a moments notice or better yet, keep jumping, you will usually get a better deal somewhere else.

  69. Quit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stopped going there once they told me I no longer had a job there. They "quit" me. However, the previous job was much more interesting. They moved me away from my family with the promises of a bigger, better life which never happened. Instead, the area they moved me into was actually declining due to the closing of the Air Force base there... but that part was "accidentally" not communicated to me. So when things didn't materialize, they wanted to move me again but I refused. And since they wanted me to move across state lines (again), I was able to refuse and collect unemployment until I found the job mentioned above that laid off all of us for India-based support (which I have nothing against - other than it cost me my job).

  70. outsourced by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    I've not quit a job, they all where sold, merged, or where outsourced.

    1. Re:outsourced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in the same boat.

      I stayed roughly 6 years at each of my first 2 full-time jobs (in both cases, startups that were eventually acquired by much larger multinationals, one of them being Microsoft, and the local office shut down a while later), and I'm now on my 11th year at my third employer ever, who lets all of us developers work from home. I'll be thrilled if the company still exists by the time I'm ready to retire.

  71. Why I quit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I quit for religious reasons, they thought they were God, I didn't agree.

  72. Bay Area Living Costs by Sydin · · Score: 3, Informative

    My options were to either leave the Bay, or find a job that paid six figures. Thankfully I was able to find the latter. Unfortunately around these parts you have to follow the money - not your passions - unless you're willing to skimp to an insane degree.

    1. Re:Bay Area Living Costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skimp to an insane degree? Like no car, no cellphone, no credit card, rent a cheap and nasty one bedroom apartment and eat beans, rice and water? This is not insane, this is the reality for most people now.

      I find it amusing that people think that more is reasonable or sustainable. It will take violent revolution to change this.

  73. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

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  74. people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    got tired of dealing with clients not knowing what they're asking for and always scheming to not pay the agreed value.

  75. As a Freelance Consultant... by CAOgdin · · Score: 1

    ...I was engaged by three Fortune 500 CEO's at the same time. Made a pile of money, and retired.

    Not bad for a high-school dropout, eh?

    1. Re:As a Freelance Consultant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to hear the story behind this one

  76. Too frustrating trying to get anything done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Large company with surprisingly poor metrics and direction meant a lot of wasted effort and too many managers operating at their highest level of incompetence. That plus huge windowless cube farm, it was just too hard to get even obvious projects done. Kind of a depressing environment and any time I talk to someone still there I'm still glad I left!

    1. Re:Too frustrating trying to get anything done by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Did they take your red stapler, too?

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      #DeleteFacebook
    2. Re:Too frustrating trying to get anything done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Peter Principle. It was live and well at Hewlett-Packard.

  77. Pegging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It gets old really fast.

  78. Typical Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was overworked, not being paid commensurate for my skills, had no clear career path to move beyond my position, and management did not treat the employees as subject matter experts.

  79. Redundancies are worth a lot by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Informative

    2 jobs ago, engineering company. Got made redundant with a nice payout, started another job 1 week later.
    Several years on, plant was closed. Got made redundant with a nice payout, started another job 2 days later.

    Currently the bow is going under on this sinking ship. Another comment above says first to leave the sinking ship gets a spot on the adjacent one. Me, I prefer to wait for the bounty.

  80. reverse chronological order: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2017: Plant closure/End of Contract
    2015: Laid off, no reason given
    2014: End of Contract
    2013: Left to be with family in different city
    2010: Company had a tradition of releasing 10% of company every year
    2009: Position was defunded
    2007: Plant closure

  81. Re:Pay and Commute. And feeling valued. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $55,000 is 66.67% (SIXTY SIX PERCENT!) more than you!

    If you fail that hard at such simple math, maybe you *are* only worth $33k...

  82. Why did you quit your last job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because it was there.

    1. Re:Why did you quit your last job? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      ...because it was there.

      It was. Literally just up the road and they had been bugging me to join them for a while.

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      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
  83. got a better offer by TheSync · · Score: 1

    I quit because I got a better offer!

  84. Re: India, thanks trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if that were true, i'd still be at that job.

  85. Sexual Harassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I left my last job because of sexual harrassment. My lawyer says I should use the word alleged there, or it makes me look guilty.

    1. Re:Sexual Harassment by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      Hey! #MeToo!

      For me it was about 4.5 years ago, when the wave of sexual harassment complaints was just taking off.

      I was the subject of a complaint. Kinda sucked because it was a lot of half-truths. Basically I was messing around with someone at work (at least 50% driven by her) and eventually I think her husband found out. So in order to save face, she made a sexual harassment claim against me.

      Well, there was a big investigation, blah blah blah, and what they found was that I didn't harass anyone, but I was involved in an 'inappropriate relationship' that was mutual.

      But guess what...the 'findings' of these things don't matter. The only thing that mattered was that there was some poor young lady who felt 'threatened' by me and that is how it was judged.

      Bitch- stop inviting me to come to your house when your husband is gone if you're feeling threatened. Don't book us adjoining hotel rooms with a pass through door if you feel threatened. And goddammit, stop flashing me your panties if you want me to ignore you. (A pair of yellow panties was my favorite...)

      Oh well- new job pays much better and there are only 10% of the headaches.

      But fewer chicks with big boobs and sweet asses at my new job, so that's a bummer. But probably better for me in the long run.

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      No reason to lie.
    2. Re:Sexual Harassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #metoo

    3. Re:Sexual Harassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I left my last job because of sexual harrassment. My lawyer says I should use the word alleged there, or it makes me look guilty.

      You left you last "alleged" job because of sexual harrassment.

    4. Re:Sexual Harassment by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I have a rule. If I am having fun with the girls at work it is only a matter of time before I get axed for sexual harassment.

      When they get in trouble you are the fall guy. The job loss that caused me to form this rule did not involve me doing anything that would be construed as sexual harassment. The accusation alone is enough to poison the well. When everyone is involved in daily sexual harassment (managers, employees, etc..) your chances go way up since it is easy to throw someone under the bus and few have any way to deny they were participating in the behavior. In my case I worked with a gaggle of perverted women who dealt a daily stream of sexual harassment...all in good fun. The worst offender, the manager who made fun of people who lodged complaints (of which there were several) and who created the atmosphere, was the one who fired me with great prejudice.

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      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
  86. Took opportunity to move to the US by abmurz8784 · · Score: 1

    That's it. I'm not american, so I worked 6 years doing a very famous in the 80s and 90s (still being used and sold) science calculator in the US, then took 1 sabbatical year, then found another offer to come back to the US, different business. Software market is huge in US.

    1. Re:Took opportunity to move to the US by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      It is Yuuuge now!

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      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
  87. I've only ever quit for one reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Asshole bosses.

    I've been in this game for 30 years, mostly contracting. Out of that time I've worked for some 25 clients some long term some short term. Out of those 25 odd clients I've run into about 4 serious serious assholes who just made it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.

    Early in my career an old Italian-American guy told me this: "You find a good boss, stick with him or her. A good boss is like thirty grand a year extra in salary."

  88. Re: India, thanks trump by magusxxx · · Score: 2

    Except Trump thought his advisors meant Native Americans.

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    Care killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
  89. I quit the boss, not the company by xSauronx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I liked my job ok -- I was a sysadmin at a medium sized manufactuer and was there about 2.5 years. After about 2 years I had automated and resolved a ton of things, so when we didn't have a project to work on, i had 15 hours a week of downtime. I'd play in powershell read IT news, read up on tech we had that I couldn't leverage due to licensing or whatever.

    but I had lousy co-workers, and my boss was just...painful and frustrating to work for. I had taken on a lot of random support because a coworker would hem and haw and get nothing done. My boss was terrible -- she was the boss by default because she had been there so long. But she was sort of mean, a decade or better out of practice, horrible at troubleshooting, short-sighted at planning and purchasing, had lousy day to day PC and technical skills, and i just got so tired of being there feeling like I had peaked. So i hit up a buddy at a health system nearby and he got me in for an interview. I got an offer for a 25% raise and way better benefits, so away I went.

    That was two years ago -- great decision. My boss is great (not much of a people manager, but a good overall manager otherwise), I work with some really smart, hard working people, have gotten a promotion and more money, and have been able to focus what I work on and increase my skill set.

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    By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. -- George Carlin
  90. Bored by greggman · · Score: 1

    1 year of original dev, 3 years of maintainence

    also no teamwork. 700 person team. Giant pile of things to do. Pick one and do it. Not much real need for collaboration.

    great company, great compensation, great perks. bored

  91. Re: India, thanks trump by ranton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Trump has done more to protect your job from Indians than any president since Carter.

    Trump has created an environment where you are less likely to have an Indian come to the US to take your job, but more likely to have the entire department move to India.

    I have never met someone in charge of hiring (whose budget is not inflated by VC money) tell me it is easy to hire software engineers and other IT staff right now. We have been at "full employment" for quite some time, and likely well over 5 years in the IT industry. The US only has 5% of the world's population but controls around 20% of the world's economy, and we won't be able to maintain the benefits that strength gives us with only 5% of the world's best and brightest working in the US.

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    -- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. -- Edmund Burke
  92. Re:Stupid company set up voluntary severance packa by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

    happened to me, 6 months salary + benefits was not that bad :)

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    "Science will win because it works." - Stephen Hawking
  93. Laid off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 2008, as a result of the continuing bad economy, my company's clients dropped off, so there wasn't a need for the newly-hired personnel. I left the prior company for a position with a little bit more pay, but the ability to work from home, have some international travel, and learn new technologies. I stay at my current employer because the pay is good, management is good & listens, the work is fun, and the commute isn't stressful.

  94. US Military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't fit their mold... they want someone who would rather push papers and organize picnics than do actual engineering work. Moving across the country every 3-4 years also didn't really appeal to me. Also they don't contribute to a 401k or anything like that and have a reputation for kicking people out at 16-19 years to avoid having to pay a pension.

    Funny thing is, getting a job on the outside, you often end up working with a lot of the same people.

  95. Brain Tumor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, turns out the federal government doesn't want you driving a commercial vehicle after you've crashed a truck due to an epileptic seizure from an undiagnosed brain tumor. This is doubley shitty given that I only got into driving a truck after I had to quit 3/4ths though a degree in network engineering to financially take are of my my entire remaining extended family. I can't really go back into my original chosen field at all now, given that removing the tumor damaged my Wernicke's area. Which is the part of the brain that handles speech and language processing. It really fucked up my ability to do math and read for extended periods.

  96. High School Computer Science Teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just resigned my position as a high school computer science teacher of 18 years. Before that I was a systems administrator. The current testing environment in education is simply dehumanizing and promising students/parents that their child will get employed in IT directly out of high school is criminal. School administrations and policy makers actually believe that any high school student can get A+/Network+ certified in less than a year of instruction with nothing more than theory and little hands-on. When they don't it must be the teacher that is lacking skill. I refuse to "teach to the test" and because of this I simply had to leave. We have a crisis in the U.S. when it comes to teaching information technology. It's not the teachers folks, it's the politicians and administrators.

    Students today have no idea how to learn, but instead are skilled in the method of memorization, regurgitation for a test, forget what you memorized because now there is another test to memorize for, regurgitate, forget, memorize, etc... Critical thinking and learning can't exist in a testing environment and this generation is now ruined by ignorant policy. It's heart-wrenching.

  97. Corporate IT by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    I am a fan of small work environments. There are downsides, certainly, but overall I prefer the one on one interaction and the ability to really make a difference.

    However, then 2008 hit and my small company job was under threat from budget cuts. Being a single parent I had to find more stable employment, so I took a stable job at a corporation.

    Jesus...I always suspected Dilbert cartoons were, if anything, understating the situation, but to see it first hand was discouraging. I became so disillusioned with my field and those within it. Over 300 people in the IT division and only a handful doing any actual work; everyone else was dead weight ( at best ).

    Stuck it out for 10 months, basically the amount of time it took me to find a small job ( far better pay and benefits ). Gave them the finger on the way out the door in the form of a very politically correct resignation letter.

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    Mod me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
  98. Because Microsoft changed their v- rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was a v- on an indefinite contract at MS, and happy to be there. I quit for a full time gig when they changed their rules for v- to remove indefinite terms for them.

  99. Dss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad management...

  100. I had a heart attack by halivar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked at a job that has seasonal crunch-times, followed by a season of long, long hours to support the released product. Think 60-80 hours a week. When I first started, the season of long hours was technically a code freeze; we only checked in critical bug fixes, and code pushes were arranged long ahead of schedule. Emergency code pushes were vetted by the chief architect. All in all, most of that time was spent killing time, waiting, and watching.

    One season, everything changed. My boss (dev manager) left to go work for a competitor, and was replaced by someone from Sales. At that moment, the dev team became a boiler room. He over-promised his bosses, and expected us to deliver. Scrum become a bullshit "sign off on this estimate or else." If you tried to be conservative in your estimate, the meeting would drag on while he badgered you about why your estimate was so low ("I just don't see..." was his favorite phrase). Eventually you agreed just to put the meeting out of its misery; and you would be held to that estimate. So the crunch-time became almost unbearable. At the same time, my daughter was born. The combination of these things sent by blood pressure through the roof. My doctor warned me that I was extremely hypertensive (170/100) and that drastic action was needed. I took pills, changed my diet, I did everything but change my job.

    You see, my coworkers (the ones that were all quitting around this time) used to joke and call me a "company man." I had never quit a job. Ever. I had only held two jobs before, and lost them both due to problems at the company (the first got hit by the dot-bomb, the second sold email software to ISP's [you can draw your own conclusions]).

    The company owners were great; they really loved the employees, and they tried to make it the best they could. Unfortunately, they were blind to the problems with middle-management. The past year, to alleviate the work stress, they changed company policy on long hours. Basically, the new understanding was that, since we had remote capability and were on-call, it was no longer necessary for us to sit around 60-80 hours for a whole season doing nothing. For other divisions, this meant 40 hour work weeks. My manager's takeaway, however, was that the 60-80 hours could not be filled with actual work. Velocity was expected to increase by 50%-100%.

    Soon after that first season ended, we had a week vacation and then geared up for another crunch period (yay! Only 40 hours, now!). One week shy of my daughter's first birthday, I woke up in the middle of a Friday night with my chest thumping. But it couldn't be a heart-attack; after all, I'm a hypochondriac, and it has never been a heart attack before. So I scheduled a same-day appointment that Saturday morning with my GP. Turns out I had had a total blockage of my lower-left ventricle for over 12 hours. Three stents, and lucky not to have permanent cardiac tissue damage. Luckier still not to be dead; my brand new cardiologist informed me that I was only hours from a catastrophic and unrecoverable cardiac event. I would not have survived the evening.

    My cardiologist and GP agreed on this point: it was not diet, or exercise, or any other external factor that caused my heart attack; it was 100% stress. It should not have happened, especially at my age. They said I had to cut out the stress immediately.

    So, being the company man that I am, I gave the company another season of long hours. But this time I did it right. I didn't let my boss get to me, I didn't volunteer for useless and unrewarding tasks, and all in all stopped being the jump-up-and-go guy I had been before. My manager informed me two weeks before my review that I was going to get poor marks for work throughput. I had not received a bad in 18 years, and I was not going to get one now. I put out my resume, and got hired by the first place I submitted it to (keyword search "work-life balance"). I handed in my resignation the day before my review.

    Work will always be work, but it doesn't have to be terrible (and shouldn't be).

    tl;dr: Don't wait until your job kills you to leave.

    1. Re:I had a heart attack by halivar · · Score: 1

      EDIT: "could *NOW* be filled", not "not be filled"

      Slashdot, let me edit!!!

    2. Re:I had a heart attack by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      Similar story here. Had two project managers, one was an accountant the other was a "certified project manager". Neither had a lick of IT experience. Everything was overpromised, and we were expected to meet those unattainable promises.

      That, on top of getting screwed out of my bonus and raises two years in a row and having management yank a promised career path, still wasn't enough. It took a midnight trip to the ER, and other various cardiac testing regimens for me to conclude that the stress of the job wasn't worth it. All of the testing came back clear, the only thing my DR could figure was the was the cause of my "health issues" was stress.

      I put out two resumes, started a new job within a month, and couldn't be happier/healthier. Granted, no job is without stress, but sometimes it's just not worth it.

      My tl;dr echos yours. Killing yourself over a job isn't worth it.

  101. Retention Agent for Spectrum by novastar123 · · Score: 1

    I quit because the customers were so abusive and hostile that there were times I wanted to either drink myself into oblivion, or just drive off a cliff.

    Seriously, if you ever tell anyone to go kill themselves because you are angry, I hope you get raped with a cactus.

  102. I try not to quit... by DewDude · · Score: 1

    I had summer jobs...I left those because summer ended.

    As an adult I've left my current job twice. Once because I got tired of the boss' attitude toward working me 6 days a week and not paying me for it. I went back after six months when I was having problems and he realized how badly I screwed up. Went back with a bit of a raise. The second time was because I got hurt on the job; found out the boss wasn't legally required to have insurance or workman's comp...so he didn't. I got to deal with a spinal injury with absolutely no ability to work and zero income. I only went back because the debt was piling up and people were getting upset. At least now he only works me what he's willing to pay.

    The third and final reason I'll be leaving this job in about a year, according to my plan, is I'm just getting out of this god-forsaken expensive area and going to start over somewhere else. Jobs for what I do aren't common and they don't pay well; and combined with the high price of living means anything less than 70k/year isn't livable. I know the place I want to go has more affordable rent and probably more job options related to what I do that'll pay more.

  103. Writing on the wall by obenchainr · · Score: 1

    I got asked in January of 2010 if I'd be willing to move from Los Angeles to a tiny rural town on the East Coast where the home office was being transferred to. I said no and started looking for a new job (the new CIO was a pompous jerk and someone I wanted nothing to do with; luckily he was back east, so I rarely encountered him). My boss knew about it; I trained a few people to take over my systems, but she was my primary backup (I was the DBA among other things; she had been at one point).

    Came to work the week I was expecting the formal offer from my current job. CIO from the east coast was in town; they laid off my boss on Tuesday, then approached me on Wednesday and said, "We'll be relying on you more for the next several months." I was tempted to just keep quiet, but I decided to be honest and said, "No, you won't. I'm putting in my notice on Friday."

    Best part, this was the first week of December, and I had the last two weeks off as vacation: my formal last day was 1/2, with my new job officially starting 1/3. One of the systems I managed was the HR system, and they knew about the whole thing and were actually really supportive (I'm still friends with a couple of them).

    So, CIO got 1 week of cross training from me and that was that. I ended up doing some consulting for HR, but didn't lift a finger for the CIO. If he'd bothered talking to anyone, he'd have known I was leaving and could have changed his plans.

  104. Bad management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a job i loved, nice people to work with and easy enough that I was quite overqualified. Still, I work to be able to live, not live to be able to work.

    Then management changed, several times. They introduced middle management and hired incompetent such to hide their own incompetence. The incompetent management spent fortunes on outside "experts" when we, in fact, were considered to be the experts by many in our sector. And when management actively stops listening to you and in the best of worlds listen to a consultant who say what you have been saying for words but for a salary that is three times yours, you feel devaluated. But most of the time, they were not competent enough to get a good consultant, but found the "expert" with no prior expertise in the field and only wanted to get a notch in their resume for working with a famous brand. That "expert" said nonsense that never would have panned out, yet management expected me and my colleagues to properly implement it. Then it failed, not because we made it fail, but because it was doomed from the start. Yet we were loyal to and did everything humanly possible to cushion the fall. We didn't want us to fail.

    When middle management incompetence or even one case of criminal negligence was pointed out to upper management and even higher, it was brushed away! They were covering each others asses.

    Before all of this, I had been there for over a decade and turnover in staff was almost 0% for that time. Only three people had left. One after her project was up. She was offered a permanent position but was pregnant and wanted to spend time with the kid when it was born. The second one got an offer to start a new business with former colleagues and it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. She would go down in pay, but if she didn't try it she would have kicked herself for the rest of her life. The third one was hired for a project and it didn't work out. She wasn't a good fit. Ok, not 0% but pretty close when you consider the timeframe.

    Then, within a year my the entire team I worked with is gone. Everyone resigned. And we stood for 80% of the revenue. They hired new people of course, still within a year they lost 70-80 years of experience (5 people) of having to worked at that place, developing our methods and streamlining our operation to allow for a 250% higher volume without hiring more people over that decade.

    They held back my salary to balance out unjust differences. I then saw an internal memo of the salaries and I was second lowest. They held back all employee salaries to be able to give middle management a raise (themselves). On my annual job review the praise was stellar. After a lot of dealing I got a little better deal but still not anywhere close to what I wanted. So I said that I wanted a plan to get the regular raise. I was not in it for a huge raise, but if I do a great job (which both colleagues, customers and management testified to) I want at least the same raise that everyone gets on average, especially when we weren't doing bad financially. They agreed to the plan, yet nothing happened, despite me pushing for it.

    I was the second last to go. By then I had serious stress issues from doing my job well but not getting listened to at all, and cleaning up the mess of everyone around me who made mistakes that eventually landed on my table. Perhaps I shouldn't have let the job get to me, but I am loyal to my workplace and my colleagues and if I can make something better I will, it is in my DNA. I am not slacking around or trying to avoid responsibility.

    When I quit I got words of appreciation that was beyond this world. They had never seen such well documented and structured workflow. But then it was way too late.

    It has taken me 8 months to get over that pressure over my chest every time I realize I am at risk of missing the bus or when two things pop up at the same time, small insignificant things. Luckily it was a few months ago when I woke up in the middle of the night, sweating, over an absurd nightmare ab

  105. Re: India, thanks trump by Train0987 · · Score: 1

    It's simple to find IT personnel if you set wages properly. The only ones having a hard time attracting talent are those with 1990's-level pay. That's what a booming economy is supposed to do.

  106. Retired by DERoss · · Score: 1

    My last job was with TRW. The work was interesting. My coworkers were friendly. The managers knew how to manage. The company treated me very well. Except possibly when I worked at UCLA at the beginning of my career, TRW was the most positive employment experience I had.

    I was at TRW six years, during whichI had the commute from Hell. It took 2.5 hours to travel the 42 miles to home, an average speed of less than 20 miles per hour. Although I was taking not one but two prescriptions for high blood pressure, my blood pressure was out of control. Yes, going to and from a very enjoyable job was killing me.

    TRW was bought up by Northrop Grumman. This meant that cashing out my pension (an option at TRW) would soon not be an option (not allowed at Northrop Grumman). However, Northrop Grumman committed to retaining TRW's benefit policies for two years. As soon as my Excel spreadsheets indicated I could afford to retire I did. I was not quite 62. Because interest rates were low (but not as low as today), my cash-out was high. My blood pressure dropped almost immediately.

    Retirement is the best work of all. I have been at it 15 years. I recommend it highly.

  107. was golden boy, no longer by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Was one of the first employees of the business. Boss (who liked me) gave me plum assignment at a huge client. Worked there (quite successfully) for a year, made profits for the company ~20x what they'd paid me, expanded business beyond the original scope, etc.

    While I was gone, power struggle at home office, my boss had his bluff called and was let go. When this project ended up at a stable point and I came back and said "ok what next interesting project can I get engaged in" his replacement said "I really don't have anything for you." We didn't get along, some of the reasons definitely my fault, so we mutually decided that I needed to find another opportunity.

    That was 25 years ago, and I'm still at the firm I moved to, so I think it turned out ok.

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  108. Shrinking Iceberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My previously-large company has been reducing its presence in my small town for over a decade, slowly but surely. As a lot of my co-workers are considering retirement, and any new hiring is taking place at other sites, I bit the bullet and made a semi-lateral move to another company for the (hopefully) better long-term prospects. My roots and history runs pretty long in my small town, so don't (yet?) have the nerve to consider moving elsewhere.

  109. Better job by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    was stuck in a small dead end city, had to go where the work is. I hate the new city. It's dirty and crowded and traffic sucks and the weather's worse. But there's jobs and they pay a lot better and I needed the money to get my kid through college.

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  110. PCI DSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They asked me to spoof PCI DSS compliance scan results... Posting AC for a reason.

    1. Re:PCI DSS by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      LOL....you quit because of that!? Special kind of autistic there.

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    2. Re: PCI DSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're so right! He should have risked prison.

  111. Midlife crisis ; bored by IT, ICT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To get back at university for a Master, now starting a Ph.D in Medical Science.

  112. Layoff with a silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I was at HP for 17 years and change, and they laid off our entire group. I saw the writing on the wall a couple of years prior when I noticed the server loads in the US data centers were gradually going and while seeing more resources being consumed offshore. I got lucky: I picked up a contract gig a few weeks before layoff hammer axe came down, so I "went on vacation" and started the new job before I was actually laid off, which not only got me two paychecks for a period of time, but I also still got my HP severance. As a bonus, I also got a $30k pay increase

    After 6 months I was bored as hell at the new job - I had automated most of my daily tasks - so when an interesting DevOps position at another company opened up, I jumped ship and collected another $15k pay increase.

    How long will I stay here? Who knows. But in the meantime I'm learning a lot so I'll probably get another pay bump when I do jump ship.

  113. Ongoing mandatory unpaid overtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I hired on I was told about how much the company valued work life balance. Things started to change making the industry more competitive so the company stopped paying overtime, laid people off and then started requiring unpaid overtime. It wasn't just short term pushes either. It went on for years. They even sent out an email stating that the expectation was that salaried employees always work an average of at least 5% overtime even after the mandatory overtime was finished. It was exciting work and I enjoyed the job while I was single, but now that I have a family my priorities have changed.

  114. Wanted to see if I could pull off retiring early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: So, I took a risk 11++ yrs. ago & gave it a shot. It's worked out. I'm getting older (near 54 now) & don't have the energy I used to also.

    Before I was into computing STRICTLY for a job (started as a techie, then network admin, then programmer, to programmer-analyst, then software engineer titles circa 1994-2008) I used to work 2 jobs in my younger days (1 fulltime, other parttime) & when I did software engineer/programmer-analyst, I was also doing freeware/shareware on the side (harder when I was less experienced too) & I got lucky & have some commercially sold code to my name I earned monies from also.

    Living a "dual identity" 2 job life?

    It's a HUGE DRAIN on your time living that life but it MAKES RETIRING EARLY more likely/more POSSIBLE is all. That & some luck too admittedly.

    * I'd tell ANYONE to "start your own show/business" - you try even HARDER when it's yours but it's not all "daisies & balloons" (maybe less so in ways sometimes) but you get MORE of your TIME (the most precious thing along w/ health & family imo) & more of a profit since you "set the tone & prices" there, but it's not perfect.

    Nothing is.

    APK

    P.S.=> I am GLAD I elected to do so BUT I still do contracts if the money's right & the project interests me (why not. Most time's it's a good idea, especially near year-end when "budgets are burnt" & utilities costs rise in winters around here)... apk

  115. Had a good run, wanted something different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked at my previous job for many years developing software that provided essential functionality to a certain industry. During that time I also developed entertainment themed software (games/demos/simulations) in my free time for fun.

    Eventually I came to the point where I got tired of my job and thought "I've spent a good chunk of my life development software that people needed, and now I want to do what I consider fun as a full time job." So despite the job security, competitive salary and benefits, and all the good friends I worked with who really did care about their work, I changed careers to game development.

    I started my new job at a lower salary than I was making before, but I'm happier than I've been in a long time and still living well within my means.

    I really feel like I'm living the dream and I wish more people had the same opportunities.

  116. New Manager Forced Us Out by lefticus · · Score: 1

    A new manager came in who systematically replaced over half of the team with people from his last company. I went from having the best performance review on the team with one manager to somehow having the worst performance review on the team with the new manager.

    It all worked out for the best though. I've been happily self employed since then. Teaching C++, speaking at conferences and running my YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/l...

  117. It was destroying me mentally by gosand · · Score: 1

    Quite simply: I hated every single day that I went into work.
    I managed a small development team for an internal application in the mortgage industry at a global banking/mortgage company. We were in the Risk organization and not in IT, and apart from my three developers, nobody had any clue about technology or how software development works. This resulted in conversations with my peers (business owners) about how nothing worked right, and their idea of requirements was "we had a conversation about this!". They refused to document anything. My boss (a director) was even worse, a bitter old hag who admittedly liked to micromanage everything. When she would fly off the handle about something minor and demand to know why it was done that way, my developers would respond with a copy of her email requesting that exact thing. Then I would be told to talk to my team about their attitudes. It was like that EVERY DAY. My boss had multiple conversations with me about the "performance issues" of my team. They were actually fine, but had been beaten down by that witch over time. I could only shield them so much from her. I still can't believe I lasted a year and a half in that environment. I ended up taking a 9% pay cut just to get out of there, and was a couple of months away from a potential good bonus. It was worth every cent to leave.

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  118. FREEDOM to do what I want on my own time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It started out as an employment contract and grew from there. The company owns everything I do, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. I write a book, they own it. I write an app in my evenings at home, they own it. My salary is too low, yet I can't moonlight. I can't even work on Open Source projects to land my next job. The breaking point came when they changed their employment contract and demanded I sign the new one, which prohibited me from working for any "competitors" for 5 years after leaving their employment. "Competitors" being any company who produces any software whatsoever, from a 2 line BASH script to Oracle or Salesforce, used by so much as a single medical institution or government agency anywhere in the world. Yeah, that won't hold up in court. But if they fire me, I'll go bankrupt & starve while the courts take years to figure that out. Which means, if they want me to work 120+ hour weeks for the next few years with no additional pay, I do it or I die.

    Bastards tried (unsuccessfully) to cancel my second to last paycheck & refused to pay my final paycheck to force me to sign.

    I had another job, that did not involve slavery, in 7 weeks. I was on unemployment for 6 of those weeks. It took me a year & a half of court hearings to collect it, during which I proved my employer had committed perjury to deny me unemployment benefits.

  119. Quit Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google's decided to be a political party rather than a tech company. Firing James Damore was a wake-up call that any form of disagreement may be arbitrarily met with termination. Mouthing the Good Think of the Party is required in order to advance.

  120. IT projects need business backing by magarity · · Score: 2

    I was hired for an IT project that turned out to have no real business backing / sponsors. After a while it ran out of budget. End of story, end of position.

  121. Compassion fatigue (aka, burn out) by krisyan · · Score: 1

    I had been working in mental health for a number of years, and in an inpatient unit for 3 years. It started to wear on me and I stopped caring that people around me were suffering. I went to a vocational school and changed careers entirely to manufacturing. It's a lot more challenging than I expected. I think burn out can happen to anyone in any career. I didn't realize badly I hated going to work. A small indication of that is I'm never late to work anymore and before I was chronically late.

  122. Overworked and Underpaid by techmage · · Score: 2

    I left my last job because of the workload. I was hired as a programmer and ended up doing all the programming during the day and all the systems administration at night. Nothing was ever done fast enough (go figure) and there was never any money to get the tools or help needed. It was leave the job or leave this life. I like living.

    My new job is only some part time programming with a lot of field work. Almost zero stress and I get to travel eight states.

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  123. To raise kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanted my kids to spend time with family instead of being immediately put into daycare for most of the day and then come home to tired parents who would be rushed to clean, make dinner, have a bath, and probably be irritable with such a busy routine and no time to unwind and play. When the kids are of school age, then it's back to work.

  124. I already knew who my new boss was going to be. by Pubstar · · Score: 1

    So besides a decent pay raise and a job title change I needed (Tier 2 Help Desk to Systems Administrator), I already knew who my boss was going to be. Very flexible with Telework and days off, gives us comp time off the record (company doesnt recognize it, but he lets us take extra time off or half days should we work late on others), and has the mentality of "As long as I dont hear any complaints about you guys, I do not care what you guys are doing. You're all adults and I trust you to get the work done."

    The job has given me a ton of growth that I needed as well. I'm heading up out 2008R2 to 2016 and vSphere 5.5 to 6.5 migration and getting a job title change to vSphere Admin in a few weeks which comes with a 50% pay bump. Not too shabby for being with the company for less than a year so far and my real Sys Admin gig.

    1. Re:I already knew who my new boss was going to be. by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      That's awesome man. Look at DBA, data engineer, or software dev to keep moving up. Lots of studying and work on your personal time but WELL worth it. Creating things at work is like getting paid to play. The sys admin stuff gets boring after a few years.

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  125. Did not quit. by kqc7011 · · Score: 1

    Retired from last job. Quit the penultimate job to go to last job.

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  126. Grew bored by Andtalath · · Score: 1

    Mostly I grew bored.
    Also got a job offer with better salary, benefits and better collegues which was also closer to my home.

    Soo, no-brainer, basically.

  127. False Job Description by Zorro · · Score: 2

    Hired as a server and Network Administrator.

    What it REALLY was: They wanted an Accountant. Find and tag 500.000 or so mobile devices spread accross the world with only a car and Active Directory as resources. No travel budget.

    Um.. No.

  128. Job went overseas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My great job for a Fortune 50 company went overseas... In the states they have been closing all regional offices for years, consolidating and reassigning duties. The data jobs went to India, the tech jobs to The Philippines, and anybody who is not working in one of the new "super center" locations they created is either being laid off, taking early retirement or just plain retiring.

    Because the company is sending the jobs to company workers in India and The Philippines, they are not outsourcing the jobs. They are keeping the jobs in-house and are "Off Shoring" the jobs. Whatever you call it, it sucks for all of us U.S. workers.

    1. Re:Job went overseas... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      The data jobs will come back. Guarantee that much.

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  129. Retired by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    After 33 years of among other things running the various ERP systems at the company I worked for they phased out the last one for the fancy new system that the large company that had bought us 12 years earlier had finally gotten working well enough to bring my subsidiary into the fold. The timing was nearly ideal because I was ready to retire anyway at 64 years of age. Now I'm enjoying not getting up and going to work every day and being a able to spend my time as I see fit.

  130. A long time ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in 1990 I left a job at a drugstore (it was called Payless drugs - a US West coast company something like a bigger Walgreen's or a smaller Walmart). I had graduated and it was time to get a real job. I've now been at that real job for 28 years. So - I left my last job because it was just a job to get me through school.

  131. 12 managers in 8 years by fuckface · · Score: 1

    I never got a performance review from the same person twice. Quite often my reviewer had only been with the company a couple weeks. The final manager was eagerly stepping on necks to climb the ladder.

  132. Re: India, thanks trump by ranton · · Score: 1

    It's simple to find IT personnel if you set wages properly. The only ones having a hard time attracting talent are those with 1990's-level pay. That's what a booming economy is supposed to do.

    That is a zero sum game, so even if everyone raised their salaries you wouldn't have enough workers. Or we would just start having shortages in other high skill industries if more students moved from pre-med to computer science.

    A long term solution could certainly include significant increases in education funding, especially when targeting today's disadvantaged demographic groups, but that would take decades to bear fruit. Increased immigration is the only short term solution.

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  133. 'Cause it was killing me and our marriage by Sedennial · · Score: 2

    On call 24x7, pager, company cell, laptop always available and required to respond. So no 'vacations' without cell service. Job description carefully written so that we were exempt from overtime laws and standby/oncall compensation. Figured out that just based on the number of hours physically at the NOC I was earning the same as a entry-level clerk at a nearby supermarket, and if I figured in the number of hours responding to issues outside the office I was making less than minimum wage.

    Now I have no mandatory OT requirement, no mandatory on-call, 40 hour work week, 30+ days off per year (counting federal holidays), comp time, and a 401(k), and they pay, either in part or in whole, for a lot of my certifications and training.

    Which is also why I support unionizing IT workers (and my current IT department is part of a union).

  134. Doubled my take-home. Not leaving work from home by raymorris · · Score: 3, Informative

    My last two job changes each nearly doubled my take-home pay. My habit of studying rather than playing Candy Crush probably had something to do with that.

    I could get another big jump in pay by switching again, but I REALLY like working from home rather than dealing with traffic. I also like that we don't normally work long hours.

    My next move will probably be because of two things:
    A strategic move to inoculate myself from offshoring and H1B.
    Evidence that I won't be able to continue in my current position because either my job is being sent overseas or the company isn't doing well.

    I've identified two companies near where I live in Dallas which will be my next destination, hopefully. Now I need to carefully read their want ads and make sure I become familiar with the skills they'll need.

  135. Company laid off half the team by azagthoth · · Score: 1

    The company laid off half the team which increased the work load of those left.
    Our oncall was horrible, you were guaranteed to be woken up and work on weekends.
    With less staff oncall was more frequent.
    Senior Leadership refused to spend money or allocate time to fix the root causes of the issues.

  136. Place was going down hill. Too much work and 7 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked at a chocolate factory as a line tech (ran the molding line, managed people, maintained equipment) for 11 years in P.A. Hourly pay was good $22/hour with doubletime sunday and triple time holidays. Place was not too bad when I started, but the founder of the company was aging and started up with a board of directors and all that. Place was really going downhill. Besides working 7 days a week (which was in place for decades), to make more money for the company each year benefits were being taken away and employees were slowly being replaced with temps. Backshifts would leave messes and first shift would have to pick up the slack without being given any extra time. Management acknowledges this; however it got to the point that the backshifts could not be punished because if they left the company who would do the work (temps were not trained and often came/go). At one point the supervisor had a moment when he left his guard down and honestly told me that he has been noticing that the regulars (who where there 20-30 years) are just not caring anymore its so bad.

    Well it got so bad I left and went to the local college and enrolled (after I opened up 3 credit cards to pay for this). Its to the point they broke me and I dont care about debit. Best decision I ever made. Getting mostly A's and will have a good opportunity to get a better job and pay off the debit.

    One side note about the industry; co manufacturing is very common. Hersey, mars, dove, ect.. do not mold/package most of their own candy. Its farmed out to the lowest bidder.

  137. I don't know if it is just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or if it is a general trend. It seems that management is more interested in messing with people than in getting work done. And if they can't cow you completely done then they get rid of you. When unemployment was 8% they had a freer hand to do so but it has become a habit and they can't stop. It is the same with not giving raises.

  138. Work load not spread out by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

    I was doing the workload of 2+ people (and had the numbers to prove it). They weren't adding new hires to the oncall rotation quickly enough. They agreed it was a problem, but didn't act to correct it. When I gave notice, they sighed and said they knew I would soon leave. At least I left on good terms.

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  139. Upper Mismanagement Got All the Infinity Stones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and snapped their fingers.

    No rhyme or reason for selection other than it's suspected they had a target budgetary amount and a workforce percentage limit -- no consideration to the value/performance of any individual, no consideration any strategic initiatives already in flight.

  140. I am APK the LORD of HOSTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am APK the great "LORD of HOSTS", a.k.a. AlecStaar or Alexander Peter Kowalski.

    See subject & APK Hosts File Engine 2.0++ 64-bit for Linux h t t p : / / I . a m . a . f u c k i n g / a s s h o l e . r e t a r d . z i p (remove spaces between characters & download).

    I am the godlike creator of various GUI front-ends for other people's configuration files.

    Calling people ne'er-do-wells or Jealous JOWIEs is how I think I win every argument

    When people state the truth about me I get really mad and accuse them of projecting which is something I do all the time.

    Don't call me out on anything unless you are willing to prove you too can write some strings to a file programmatically

    Spamming and being a general pain in the ass is what I do

    Listen as I relive my glory days of being a college athlete in the early 80s

    You must be conspiring with the Jews and Soros if you disagree with me

    Bask in my greatness as I can do a ping as a non root user.

    Watch as I whine about my work being flagged as malware by anti-virus software.

    Witness my descent into madness

    APK

  141. I Wanted Pirouette Back In Time To Old Hardware by mallyn · · Score: 1
    I had a wonderful job at Intel as a security consultant.

    But then I wanted to go back in time and work with real hardware that glows in the dark (vacuum tubes).

    So I left Intel Jones Farm in Hillsboro Oregon to retire to Bellingham Washington and volunteer full time at the Spark Museum, where they have antique radios and electroncis.

    So, I pirouetted off.

    Here is a video of myself pirouetting out of Intel! Dancing at Intel

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  142. Jobs Jobs Jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 reasons:
    A) I was able to cut down my commute from 2+ hours a day to 30 mins a day round trip
    B) Our project was bogged down with lack of management/focus. Development came to a halt and things got very very boring
    C) The next company offered 20% more pay

  143. IBM Sucked by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

    I worked as a contractor for IBM for 2 years. They had a "duck-duck-goose" style of reducing headcount. You were a cog in the machine with no way of showing the team that reduced headcount your value. Within a couple of weeks of starting there, some guy I'd never seen before walked around the cubicles and tapped the guy across from me, "you're out. have your stuff gone by Wednesday".

    When the contract ended, I was fortunate enough to be placed on a new contract. The offers for me at the time was to move to Tennessee to work on building out a Data center, be a Web Developer, or be a backup and storage admin for a remote contract. In order to get the contract, I paid $6,000 out of pocket for a class (yes, contractor so IBM wouldn't pay for it).

    In that year a couple of people were tapped to depart including our customer interface who had to transition all her documentation and contract stuff over to another member of the team before she left.

    The apparent randomness of the selection process was pretty uncomfortable for me so I found another position and changed jobs. The pay was a bit more but the position was full time employee. Been here for almost 11 years now.

    [John]

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  144. Bad manager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does the saying go? Employees don't leave bad companies. They leave bad managers.
    The company hired a bad manager. I tried to make it work but it became clear that the new manager was a monster.
    I left about half way through the nearly complete departure of the department.

  145. No commute, change of work by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I'm a consultant, and shifted what I was working on for two big reasons - no commute, and a change in what I was working on. I had been working on my previous project for about three years and thought I was starting to get a little too comfortable just doing very similar work over time... It's great to become proficient in a system and a subject but it's dangerous (carrier wise) to let yourself linger there too long.

    Full time working remote was absolutely a great change to make, I recommend it highly and it would be a huge consideration in potential future work I consider.

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  146. Motivation to leave last job by ToasterTester · · Score: 1

    I wanted to retire and start enjoy have time to do what I want to do. I had been working since I was 10 YO always in school or work. Spent many years in music business (many aspects) and most of the last 30 plus years in programming and then SysAdmin. So situations came together to make it work so I left. Actually the last job was the worst run and managed place of any and that was a motivation. They begged me to stay another six months, but I knew it was so they could fire others that needed the job and dump their work on me, so I said no. I'm five years later I'm the happiest I've ever been.

  147. "You don't get what you deserve..." by zarmanto · · Score: 1

    My dad offered me this advice, years ago: "In life, you don't get what you deserve; you get what you negotiate." You might say that it's a philosophical variation on the old adage, "You have to move out to move up," because the two frequently lead to the same end result. After all, if you stay in a job year after year, than there's a halfway decent chance that you're not negotiating -- or at least, not negotiating hard -- which almost certainly means that you're not getting what you deserve. Thus, in order to get the pay that you think you deserve, you have to interview with other employers and negotiate with them for a better paycheck and/or benefits than whatever you're currently getting. That may mean leaving an otherwise "comfortable" job with a window office, in favor of a cubicle in Dilbert's world and a much bigger paycheck... but that's just part of the negotiation; sometimes it requires both sides to give something up.

    And frankly, that roughly sums up why I've left each of my last four jobs. (I figure I'll work my way back to a window seat, eventually.)

  148. I'm about to quit my current job because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We burned through N CEO's in 3 months (don't want to say how many) and have fired double digits percentage of engineers (don't want to say the percentage but its over 25%). So, it seems like co is not doing too well.

  149. Re: India, thanks trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is a zero sum game

    No it isn't. You don't understand what a zero sum game is.

  150. Clueless Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hired as a developer and Interim Project Manager. It would be better described as Scrum Master but the company leadership had no idea what Agile development was. Everytime I objected to something because that's how the team felt about it, I was looked down upon as some kind of problematic child. They proceeded to hire a guy with no software development experience and made him the new PM. He just said yes to everything they asked him and then bullied the team to do it.

  151. Two Times I Quit: My boss was a hard ass (self-em) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the more interesting time was when I quit on github over my company moving to vagrant. I'm probably one of the only people who have ever quit on github. * I won't utilize github either since Microsoft bought them.. not that I was using them before that due to other actions the company took. Decentralize everything!

  152. Re: India, thanks trump by reanjr · · Score: 1

    What it would do is focus technology resources on companies doing something worthwhile with technoloy, rather than having dozens of firms in every city that suck up all the talent converting marketing materials into websites, because marketing companies have the most money to throw around.

    We need a contraction in software development. Most of it's worthless derivative shit.

  153. Money by ageoffri · · Score: 1

    I had just finished my M.S. in Information Assurance to add to my 10 years of IT Security experience and CISSP. I got offered a job that paid 40% more than an already good salary. As a bonus, no more on-call work.

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  154. Personal reasons by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    I don't discuss professional issues with the public at large. Only fools who think they're untraceable do.

    1. Re:Personal reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have anything to say either...just thought you might want to know.

      Still can't figure out why my manager thought I was incompetent.

  155. Got stuck in the graveyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company had two overnight guys quit unexpectedly. My boss says, AC, we need you to cover for them until we get replacements. I say sure boss, short term, right? Yes, he said.

    One year later they finally hired a new guy and used him to move one of the existing night guys to days. I started shopping my resume around that very day and found a place two miles away that wanted me to work days at a 20% higher salary.

  156. Re:Two Times I Quit: My boss was a hard ass (self- by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    I won't utilize github either since Microsoft bought them.. not that I was using them before that due to other actions the company took.

    So... virtue signalling then?

  157. I pay attention to company health now by yorgasor · · Score: 1

    I've been laid off a couple times now. One caught me completely by surprise. So now I pay a lot more attention to the health of the company and just how important my job is to the company. My last job move I noticed the critical customer I was supporting was winding down their usage of our software, which would make me unneeded baggage. The time before, I noticed my manager wasn't fond of me and was unlikely to renew my contract. I've found I can make much better jumps when I'm still employed rather than needing to take the first thing that comes along that pays the bills.

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  158. Micromanager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting micromanaged by a manager who was on PTO was the last straw.

  159. Bad Boss, Bad Boss, Layoff by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 1

    1st bad boss started good, but turned bad when it turned out he had no backbone and let everyone push him (and by proximity, me) around. 2nd bad boss was just bad. 3rd - layoff. 'nuff said.

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  160. It's nice to be asked by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    I spent 7 years in a big nasty company that ate our small happy (but slowly failing) company, and most of the opportunities that came around were contract, narrow, and not the leadership position I'd been in.

    Then I got a phone call from the CEO of a company -- a guy I knew and respected. He wanted me for thought leadership and technology I was one of only a few dozen people who really knew it; was willing to give me the salary and bonus I deserved. No resume, no HR hoops. I said yes.

    Now a year later we've been bought by a big company that doesn't seem nasty... I'm holding my breath.

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    1. Re:It's nice to be asked by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      They will fuck it up out of pure cluelessness even though they are nice. Acquisitions rarely provide value so they will seek it....and the people who are over you all have their own agenda and friends. At best you are viewed like a contractor or outsider. It is next to impossible to change that perception. Do not fool yourself...strike up the recruiters, find the best ones and work with them. Get on it!!

      I thought the same thing...wasted almost two years of career time being optimistic.

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  161. Boredom by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

    I left because I was bored, the company I was working for last had some long term employees, basically we used to call the furniture. They were also very stingy with system knowledge, trying to get any information out of them was practically impossible unless you went and stood at their desks and bugged them until they helped. So I didn't - I would dig into the code and figure it out for myself, but that meant that it would take me twice as long to complete certain tasks and they started complaining about that. Left shortly afterwards. To be honest that was a pain, but I could have just put in a couple more hours and everything would have been fine, but I didn't want to. Code might be code, but I am heartily sick of financial code, I've been doing it for the majority of my career, and as one BA (who used to code) said to me about financial software and why she changed to being a BA, financial code is all the same, you read some data, you change some of it, and then write it back again. Boring ass shit. I was once tasked to finding a 2 cent discrepancy in a balance of a trillion - took me two fucking weeks (no one else had been able to find it) if I ever have to do that again I will resign on the spot. Life is too short for that shit. Now I work for a huge company in one of their teams doing IoT stuff, love it. I work overtime not because it's required of me, but because I am having so much fun.

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  162. Re:HP enough said by freshlimesoda · · Score: 1

    Go to Oracle

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  163. Impersonating me AGAIN? Ok then... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & You WISH you were me (since you impersonate me) & since you SAY so? A a "portrait" of me https://365songsblog.files.wor... (lol, FITS ME MORE THAN YOU KNOW actually).

    * This is what you PUT UP WITH when you're "World-Class" (like ME): STALKERS stalking you by UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous posts (everyone sees THAT constantly happening to me, & I suspect it's INFERIOR competitors, webmasters & advertisers (primarily/mostly) & lastly, quite possibly malware makers (as my hosts engine affects them all adversely BUT gives users of it more SPEED/SECURITY/RELIABILITY & more anonymity online)).

    APK

    P.S.=> 3 things tell me I am doing it well & doing it right:

    1st = User praise of my hosts engine https://tech.slashdot.org/comm...

    2nd "ATTACKS" I GET (from UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous fools, just like Elon Musk got https://tech.slashdot.org/stor... )

    3rd BEING IMITATED as "Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery" https://linux.slashdot.org/com... ... apk

  164. Unethical behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ran the Quality Lab and was being asked to change test parameters from the industry standards so more product would pass and could be shipped. I would have been fine if they had gotten approval from the customer for the deviation but they also wanted to hide the change from the customer.

  165. Windows 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I thought I was tough and could take anything they threw at me, but when they put Windows 10 on my computer...

    I'm sorry, I don't think I'm emotionally ready to talk about it yet. I think I need an emergency appointment with my therapist.

  166. Sexual Harassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was caught sexually harassing myself in the server room.

  167. Got outsourced, sort of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My position was outsourced to TCS along with most of the rest of IT Operations Before I was actually let go, TCS figured out that they didn't have anyone who could do what I did, so they hired me. That began the worst year of my life in terms of satisfaction and work/life balance. As soon as I found a suitable position elsewhere, I left and never looked back.

    1. Re:Got outsourced, sort of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: This was almost 10 years ago.

  168. it's a long story by cats-paw · · Score: 1

    but the moral is, small companies are not necessarily better than big ones.

    also, beware of small companies run by owners with attention deficit disorder.

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    1. Re:it's a long story by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      mod this the fuck up

      Be super critical of any company where the founder still works.

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  169. startup felt like robbing venture capitalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for a startup. They hired me as a firmware expert, asked me to do hardware design shortly after when they broke their relationship with a partner hardware startup. I have significant hardware design experience but told them Iâ(TM)d only take the job if they agreed to certain commitments, they agreed but then ignored all of my recommendations and failed to follow thru on those commitments. I felt like we were robbing our VCs - burning through their money with nothing to show for it due to clueless decisions that had almost not chance of succeeding and marginal return if they did. I steered them to a hardware vendor I knew could reliably deliver what they wanted, then I gave them an ultimatum which they agreed to. They again they failed to meet those commitments. I gave them a reasonable exit plan so I could pass on what they needed to finish the project, but they rejected it and tried to bind me to a contract extension with terms that could be easily manipulated to screw me. They still owed me about 2K for travel expenses and were bound to pay them due to my original employment contract, but they tried to make it contingent on my signing the new contract despite telling me they would pay them regardless. So I walked out on them with a voice recording of them saying they would reimburse me and a hard copy of the unsigned new contract. I had a signed copy of my employment contract which I had demanded at hiring time. Sent all of that to an attorney more than six months later, after they failed to repay my expenses, and received payment a month later at no cost to myself.

    The guy that hired me, and CEO of the company at that time, had been expelled from university for running a music sharing service that violated many copyrights, and had been prosecuted, but his father managed to have his record sealed so it didnâ(TM)t show up when I did a background search on him before taking the job. He was the one who told me about it, and seemed to be proud of it.

  170. Refused to make tools for war by haemish · · Score: 1

    The cool startup I worked for couldn't make enough money selling to scientists. "The money" insisted we try selling to the military. This went fabulously well: we got bought by a defense contractor. I walked out on moral grounds.

  171. Bathrooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't quit yet but I'm looking - and the bathroom situation is a big part of it. The building has enough bathroom facilities to accommodate 10 men using the bathrooms simultaneously. But the bathrooms are locked (because the lawyer with the little yippy dog and the Tesla doesn't like delivery people using "his" bathroom). And our office manager has decided that the eight men in our little software development company all have to share one bathroom key.

  172. Money by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

    I left a job I loved working with awesome people and a not-terrible commute in exchange for a nearly 50% increase in take-home pay.

    (That was a ~%30 increase in actual pay, plus decreased cost of insurance and increased employer contributions to retirement.)

    I love my new gig, but I miss the camaraderie of the old one. It's a little lonely.

  173. Whats management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boss opened a store that they're managing into the ground. Outstanding quality of product, but no general framework, no training, no set breaks, bad communication all around. 2 years open and everything is unchanged. Couldnt take it anymore.

  174. The EU bribed me by Gievers · · Score: 1

    I left my position as computer admin in 1997 when I found out about a EU-sponsored marketing course. For half a year the EU paid me about 700 Euros just for attending. Learned a lot. Even spend 2 months abroad at a british company (I'm German).

    During this time I started working as freelancer author for several computer magazines. After that I went full time as a freelancer computer book author. This is the thing I'm still doing today.

  175. Re:HP enough said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was lucky - I was over 50 when Carly subsumed Compaq, so I grabbed the bronze parachute in June, 2002.

    Watched from afar as my old group was dissipated, the 2000+ person facility sold off and a lot of friends saw
    their jobs shipped to south-central Asia.

    At least my wife and I were able to make use of the availability of the group health insurance, despite the price.

  176. No interdepartmental cooperation. by jdharm · · Score: 1

    Sysadmin in a clinic location owned by a corporate health system. Corporate had me locked down where I couldn't do anything without their permission (Example: They wouldn't let me have access to Group Policy for my own OU.) and they were anywhere from unresponsive to obstructionist when I begged for help with anything. The local I.T. crew in the clinic had a 'one team, work together, the patient comes first' work ethic and our corporate overlords had that 'we're the big boys and you're just a pathetic remote office in the sticks, screw you that's not my job, protecting my job comes first' attitude.

  177. It's complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a complicated story and I don't want to get too far into the weeds, so this is a compressed summary:

    I was an unofficial lead for a team for about 3 years, building out a system. When they finally made the lead job a real job, I didn't get the job. I accepted that (they had multiple good, solid people) reasonably well considering I was told I was not succeeding as a lead based upon a gut feeling, with no backing data. Yes, I was told by my manager he just had a gut feeling, he had no evidence.

    The new lead didn't actually provide leadership, instead his personal nature was tinkering and exploring on his own. We also just butted heads from personality. He eventually stepped down, in part because of me asking for leadership, and another lead was chosen. That lead simply ignored me, effectively 'routing around damage' since he saw the problems with the last lead.

    At the same time I noticed how the CTO was unable to transition from being a doer to a strategist, guiding the company. Much of the company was sort of lost, with individuals off doing their own thing rather than a cohesive whole. During my last few years, while I was mostly being ignored by my team, I started looking at the overall structure of the company and realized that much of my issues in my own team were issues the entire company faced.

    I concluded I couldn't accomplish what was needed to move the organization forward and trust was broken on both sides. I may have been part of the failure, maybe if I had simply kept silent and let things blow up on their own it would have worked out better, but that's not in my nature. Instead I moved on where I could contribute in a more leadership related role.

  178. Stop asking questions by prodigal_phreak · · Score: 1

    company was bought out and I had to personally take the computer equipment from about 2000 "Laid Off" employees. Then when I requesting details on completing tasks in the new companies systems on our slack channels, my supervisor got a call, telling me to stop asking questions, because it was making the IT management look bad for not having any knowledge articles or written down policies. I found a new position making a little bit more and made sure my last day was the week before they started moving 1500 people to the new building

  179. this not Dice.. How rude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How fucking Rude..
    MSMASH, please stop this nonsense..

    while I wish no harm to ANYONE,
    Your actions are really pushing the limits.

    Is there some level of fuck-tard-ation involved with this situation?
    I mean,, are you so hopped up on drugs that you just dont realize?

  180. Re: India, thanks trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's no possible way we can lose any "trade war" harder than we're already losing at trade. ANY change will be an improvement over the status quo.

  181. Re:Poached with money (or cryptocurrency?) by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    Interesting. Will Bitcoin / Ethereum or it's ilk ever displace cash to become the incentive for job change? Are there any legal ramifications? Some cryptocurrencies are anonymous, so this could become a way to shuffle money "under-the-table" to facilitate employment shifts.

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  182. ethics and personal responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could not ethically stomach building software for MIB, and other 'law enforcement' agencies that for example jailed so many (blacks) for smoking a joint. Etc. What can I say? My ex-employer acquired customers of ill-repute over the years, after I started working there.

    I was making excellent money and technically I liked the work but we all need to take take responsibility for the consequences of our work.

    My life became much worse financially but I can live with that.

  183. Why I left my last gig by Space+Grrrl · · Score: 1

    Money, industry, the work and location. OK, more details, very big pay bump. I am back in the gaming industry, my last place was not a software company and didn't want to do what it takes to be one (claimed it couldn't find software engineers in Seattle :-O ) and my last company was in a place was becoming overrun with homeless camps. I got tired of the feces on the sidewalk every morning.

  184. Re: India, thanks trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit. Lots of talented people left the software industry due to wage stagnation while real cost of living skyrocketed.

    Lots more talented people are moping away at worthless "startup" jobs - because no "real" company is willing to offer a "real" wage. So better to take a shitty wage plus a lottery ticket, rather than just a shitty wage. Do you really think a skilled programmer WANTS to waste his life creating yet another social surveillance app to satisfy the ego of some rando inbred venture capitalist?

  185. Health Insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They stopped paying our health benefits and didn't tell us until we started getting retroactive bills from our healthcare providers.

  186. Fired after 12 months by FeelGood314 · · Score: 1

    I was terrible at the job. It was a total mismatch in skills and aptitude. I hated every second at the job and couldn't be motivated to do it. I should have quit but I think I just got depressed an unmotivated. Got divorced while at the job. I had a few amazing co-workers and a good boss so I really can't blame anyone but me. I'm working for myself now, a million times happier and no regrets about the divorce.

  187. Salary Shenanigans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was contractor. I was bored with what I was doing.

    Another company came along and promised an exciting project to work on. Salary was comparable, but they promised great benefits plus a MUCH better retirement plan. I accepted the offer.

    A month after I started they cut the retirement plan by over 60%. This kind of thing doesn't happen overnight or in a vacuum. The HR people knew this was coming when we negotiated salary. I felt betrayed, so I quit as soon as I had another job lined up.

  188. Got Sick of Being an Engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got sick of being an engineer. It wasn't because I don't like engineering. I love it. It was rather because of the way engineers have come to be treated in the US.

    So, I quit engineering and became a high school math and science teacher at a private Christian school. The pay is quite a bit less but it is far more rewarding, and I get summers off.

  189. Hit in the head. Twice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First time I was out for seven months. Second time, was the charm.

  190. MONEY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last job I quit was over money. I worked for a small family-owned business. I was one of 2 employees not a member of the family. I believed in the company and the product, but all raises were directly tied to cost of living increases (4 years there and I had the same buying power). I jumped ship to get a 20% pay increase.

    The choice of company was not the best decision I made. Within a year there was a hostile takeover with some majorly bad changes. Paid holidays cut in half. PTO cut in half. Dress code went from t-shirt / shorts to suit coat and tie (TBH, I always wore business casual prior to the change). Went from my own cubicle to 18 linear inches on a shared table. Went from 4-10s to 5-10s. All this with no compensation. My position was eliminated before I had the chance to quit. All the other engineers quit at the same time so development was outsourced. The company has since contacted me offering double salary, but the work environment has not changed.

    I'm now celebrating 6 years at my current company. My pay is 30% higher than the previous company. My benefits are next to none. There is a real year-end bonus instead of a $5 gift card to Starbucks. Raises are a mix of cost of living increasing and performance based. Unlimited paid-time-off (assuming supervisor approval) is another great perk.

  191. Screwed the boss too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    In 2001, was working as sr. engineer for a billion-dollar company, a new female boss was parachuted to our group. A month or so later, one Saturday late afternoon, I was reading a book at home when I got a call from her, asking if I'd like to have a drink as she was close by. How the fuck did she have my home address? Obviously she looked up my emergency contact info. There was no good cafe so I took her to a nearby bar. After 2 beers, she said she was dizzy, so I offered to drive her home, gentleman as I was. After she got in her car, she caught me by surprise by pulling me onto her. I knew her dizziness was fake, so I fucked her hard in that parking lot, then drove her home and did her again at her apartment. From then on, I fucked her 3 times a week on average. A year later, the company issued some kinda policy regarding zero tolerance for sexual harassment, with explicit example that looked quite similar to my case. I got scared, if she turned around and sued me for raping her, I'm fucked, so I quit. Since then, never dare to fuck my boss anymore.

    1. Re:Screwed the boss too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow Chris, I hope you rinsed that doll before returning it to the rental store.

  192. IBM. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    They were shilling IBM Jazz SCM. Management bought everything that they were selling hook, line and sinker.

    We were looking at replacing ClearCase and Git had to be bad because it was free.

  193. Government funded project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moved to industry when the project was completed. Funding was renewed for a follow up so other people still work on it.

  194. Partial list in reverse order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (posting anon so that you won't find out how fricking old I really am.

    Found a real job. Had been contracting / consulting. Healthcare costs were killing me (my wife actually).
    Being shown the door due to background check finding 40 yr old MJ possession conviction.
    Being shown the door due to company downsizing.
    Better offer
    Being shown the door due to company downsizing
    Company tanked
    Company tanked
    Better offer

  195. I am APK the LORD of HOSTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am APK the great "LORD of HOSTS", a.k.a. AlecStaar or Alexander Peter Kowalski.

    See subject & APK Hosts File Engine 2.0++ 64-bit for Linux h t t p : / / I . a m . a . f u c k i n g / a s s h o l e . r e t a r d . z i p (remove spaces between characters & download).

    I am the godlike creator of various GUI front-ends for other people's configuration files.

    One person stalks me as I shitpost and I dusted them on another site but in reality I am widely hated.

    When people state the truth about me I get really mad and accuse them of projecting which is something I do all the time.

    Don't call me out on anything as I will state that you are a webmaster and that I cut off your revenue stream.

    You must be conspiring with the Jews and Soros if you disagree with me.

    Mistaking mockery and parody for impersonation is how I think people flatter me because I can't possibly understand that they detest me.

    See me lash out at one person for 2 weeks straight and claim everyone who mocks my retarded ass is actually them.

    Bask in my greatness as I post my advertisements in discussions where they don't belong, by the way this is every discussion I post in.

    I demand your age sex and location so that I can threaten to show up and kick your ass and will call you a pussycake but am actually too scared to actually do anything but be a keyboard warrior.

    Watch as I claim I am world class and a winner but in reality I am a fucking loser.

    Witness my descent into madness

    APK

  196. Was a commercial pilot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a pilot, but began developing a medical problem that I knew would ultimately lead to loss of my medical certificate in a few years. So I quit.

  197. Outsourced to an overseas firm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else?

    1. Re: Outsourced to an overseas firm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had to train my overseas counterparts. No severance. Yay!

  198. Greenbacks by RickyShade · · Score: 1

    I was earning $20/hr with no raise in sight (in addition to multiple broken promises that I would be working on bigger projects and learning new things) and found an opportunity earning more like $25/hr.

  199. Did not need any more money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earned enough. Invested it. Now instead of programming for money, I perform and teach music and program for fun.

    If you can afford to live on a little less each month, especially when you are under 20, start investing a little each month.

    Even if it is just $20 each month. The dividends after 35 years are worth it.

  200. Family and promotion by ghee22 · · Score: 1

    Left San Francisco to return to NYC. Probably not an exception.

    --
    "Persistence is annoying success." - ghee22 11:28:1999 - 10:53:PM
  201. meetings and forms by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

    I knew I was done when I had to fill out a form to schedule a meeting to form a committee to train people how to fill out the form to schedule meetings. I wish I was making this up.

    Another time we had a "Design for Six Sigma" meeting to determine the best option for a component. When we came up with the best option, the person in charge of the meeting said we had to start all over again since that's not the outcome sought by upper management. So I said, why don't we add a column for "What bossman wants" weight it higher than any other requirement? Did not go over well.

    Also money.

  202. Compensation and benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You already know the short answer: you can rarely get a raise equal to what they will pay your replacement. And even if you get a seemingly good counter offer, it will be held over your head and you'll be stuck working for a company that knew they were underpaying you doing whatever they want you to do, instead of the job description that interested you elsewhere.
     
    I left for a job with overall compensation in the neighborhood of 200% what I was making. My former boss, to add insult to injury, apparently had forgotten how little they were paying me (despite always telling me I was receiving one off the bigger pay increases each year and to be grateful). When I came into his office so he could try to counter, he said, "...you make, what, about XX..." and it was about 10% higher than they were paying me. I like my former boss, I think he was just willfully ignorant of how crappy the compensation was, because he wanted to think he was taking care of his employees. I am so blessed by God to be where I am now and I pray that he is learning to be more honest with his team, his own manager, and himself.

  203. My CTO Boss was a bully. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My boss couldn't be trusted with a match at the bottom of the ocean, he enjoyed starting political fires so much. and he aggressively picked on and bullied members of the engineering team despite his technical incompetence despite him being a CTO.. I quit and then the rest followed.

  204. Heads in the sand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last place was unbelievable. All machines were referred to by numeric IP addresses. The database was an also-ran that was last updated 8 years ago. No source control. No tests. They hired me to get "new ideas" and "best practices". But they ignored anything like a new idea or best practice. I did write one tool that saved them from totally flunking their only customer's requirement. Then I left ASAP. Did I mention that the company president never said a word, and spent most of his time moving furniture? Ot that they moved a 12-person company to occupy a open-plan, bright, noisy 7th floor and with enough space for 70+ people?

  205. Pay and direction of the organization by acoustix · · Score: 1

    Pay isn't everything, but it is the real reason we work.

    I approached upper management 2 years prior to my leaving. Asked to have my salary aligned with other companies in town (~26,000 population). I was about $25K behind the average of the other IT directors that managed a staff like mine, which were making $90k+. Even city and county government employees were making more than I was for far smaller setups. I asked for a plan to gradually bring me up, offering several fair options. After about a year I was given a 6% raise and was told that was all they could do. I was gracious for the change, but I knew that this was it, and that I had no future with the company after 13 years.

    Later that year I became aware of an opening that would be posted for a state government position. It was a lead position for network/security, so no management roles. I took the job that ended up paying me 50% more for less responsibilities. I offered to help assess potential replacements, and also to meet with them after they were hired to bring them up to speed. Neither offer was taken up.

    My former employer didn't fill my director position. They hired a "senior network admin" instead with far less experience. And then they paid him more money than I made....for less work.....and less experience. Former coworkers told me that they were told that the new guy came from a very similar environment. It turns out that it wasn't true. No experience with WAN/MPLS, no experience with virtualization, no experience with layer 7 firewalls, no IP voice experience, and on and on... I feel bad for my former coworkers and friends.

    So now I'm working 40 hours a week instead of 60+. I'm making 50% more in pay. My benefits are magnitudes better. Stress levels are far lower. Quality of life is better. That's why I quit/moved on.

    --
    "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
  206. Asshole boss and emerging corporate culture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I as not in IT, I was in R&D. But in a company founded by a college dropout, I was told that I wasn't educated enough to move up, nor sideways, nor to even have the job I did have. And I'd been there for 14 years. Other people were turning down promotions and telling the promoters I should have the job. Nothing doing.

    Ex-boss was quite a trip. He never quite got over selling the company he founded. And he was very good at running talent out of the company. His stroke actually improved his personality, though it impaired his memory.

    It's too bad. I liked my peers. I liked the stuff we made. I liked the actual work.

    So my under-educated self went to work for a place with more than 50% PhDs. After the first year, my boss said apologetically that raises weren't too god that year. I didn't have the heart to tell him that it was 30 years worth of raises at my old job. And when the retirement plan kicked in, it was like a 10% raise for nothing.

    Sure, I went from being a star to being the bumbling step-child (>everything is different here). But that's fine, I'm getting older. I contribute, I get stuff done, and I own parts of our stuff. And the timesheet program gets upset if I try to work overtime.

  207. Because of Poor, Inexperienced Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I left due to a new manager for our team, who was not only inexperienced, he allowed his insecurity to translate into aggression and blame, even to the point of lying. After discovering that HR would simply accept whatever he said, I decided it was high time to leave. So, it wasn't the job, it was very poor management.

  208. Management by alternative_right · · Score: 1

    Every job I have left has come down to a single factor: management above me was bad, therefore my time was being wasted or results were not being recognized.

    There are a lot of good managers out there, no doubt. If you get one, feel lucky because you are. There are also a lot of over-educated people who really should be working in cell phone stores on the sales floor, but instead have made their way into the ranks of the self-important, but have no idea what they are doing.

    Further, they are rarely discovered because if they got hired, the people above them are usually clueless too.

    Bad employees are easy to spot. Bad managers are harder, but removing them has an even wider effect (especially since a good manager fires all the idiots, freeloaders, bullies, etc. eventually).

  209. Press-ganged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One day I'm an itinerant trader, and having a rousing time at the bar near the waterfront late that evening. Next day I wake up with a massive headache and am in the British navy sailing the high seas.

  210. #CAPITALISM by Nick · · Score: 1

    I did it for the money.

    --
    Fuck Ajit Pai
  211. Stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 8am - 12pm multiple times a week with no OT pay + 2 hour daily commute started to get to me. Waking up with a numb face due to stress was the sign that I needed to find employment elsewhere. They even offered me more money to stay, but I just couldn't do it anymore. It took me about 2 and a half years but I finally feel like I've worked that stress out of my system. It really did a number on my mental state.

  212. Commute, terrible co-workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got sick and tired of the long commute and my co-workers were as dumb as bricks. Well, not really... but the average programmer in this company was definitely sub-par. I got annoying at pushing best practices at a company where the majority pushed in the opposite direction. And office politics... Tons and tons of bullshit office politics. Gawd.

  213. 2 Reasons by jillybeann · · Score: 1

    2 Reasons: -- Lack of growth opportunities in a family run business -- Boys club mentality that wouldn't promote any women into leadership roles

  214. Values mismatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hired by a colleague of mine, a director I respected. He had been hired as the VP of Technology of a newly formed U.S. engineering team (there was an existing engineering team in another lower-cost country) in order to try to pivot the company from being purely lead generation to having a product. I was brought on as effectively the first hire, and I'd be responsible for hiring the small team that would help us do this pivot.

    One thing I haven't mentioned: I was hired in the Spring of 2016, to work on a health insurance product. Think TaxCut for healthcare. The company was already profitable, but there was the belief it could make even more money by building user trust, rather than being a purely PPC + SEO move. I asked the question "how much money are we willing to sacrifice while we build brand trust?" and I didn't get an answer.

    We had a major rewrite to try to deal with literally a decade worth of technical debt, and since we made almost all of our money selling people's information to health insurance brokers for Obamacare in particular, I was tasked with helping streamline the code so that future development would be faster. I thought the business was still distasteful, but at least the CEO still talked a good talk about wanting to be proud of the product. I asked the question "how much money are we willing to sacrifice while we build brand trust?" and I didn't get an answer.

    We managed to get a completely front-end redesign built in two months. By now the team had three members, including a number of the offshore team helping us. We introduced testing (didn't exist before), push button deploys (didn't exist before), and could consistently deploy the whole site without a blip. This wasn't true three months ago, but was true now. Given we did A/B testing for everything, I again pestered, "how much money are we willing to sacrifice while we build brand trust?" and I didn't get an answer.

    November, 2016. Trump won the election, and suddenly the idea of helping people select the correct health insurance plan seemed maybe even more relevant. We did fairly reasonably in the open enrollment period, and by this point we were working on some more integration work to begin prepping for the next phase of the project. My boss pulled me into a conference room shortly before the holiday break, and said, "look, I think I was sold a bill of goods. I know I promised I'd tell you if we weren't actually dedicated to building this product. I think we're getting strung along."

    I gave my notice a month later. Didn't have a job lined up, but I was privileged enough to not need employment, especially not something which was actively evil.

    Oh, and as it turns out, the answer was "zero." The company wasn't willing to sacrifice a single dollar to become a site people would want to return to, rather than being inundated with tens of calls per day from health insurance sales people.

  215. Mental Health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    135k average yeah that seems about right. Underpaid? Well, that depends on the role.

    When I do not have time to eat healthy and go to the gym my mental health gets compromised. Working long hours as salaried exempt or having to travel to do consulting work was really taking a toll on my ability to be in the moment. I take my work very seriously & am very sensitive to criticism.

    I find most other people to be insufferable. "Fields of Idiots" is often how I describe my coworkers or clients. Honestly, I like AWS & Python more than I like people. Agile & Scrum are insufferable. Tired of being more Ops than Dev when Devs can not even build a pipeline. Tools are important often more than code.

    Oh and the arrogance of some IT folks these days. Watching geeks treating other geeks badly i.e.: not being "neck-beard enough", not being "overweight enough", or being sexually harassed (Stop staring at my ass. God only gives with one hand, right?) The whole, I know VI & Linux better than you: the same folks who struggle going cloud or cross platform.

    I my last job after 6 months because: "fuck it, I can get another DevOps job for the same money" (unemployment helps me detox from the toxicity.)

    I quit the job before after 9 months that because: "Y'all are some racist Open Source geeks in your fancy tower in Raleigh & BTW OpenShift sucks!"

    I quit the job before that after 2 years because: "I was tired of watching Devs protect each other in sprint planning, over-weighting their story tasks & velocity, just so Dude A can allow Dude B to read his Kindle online at the bottom of his screen... and being the whipping boy for anything Ops related."

    Have I every stayed in a position more than 2 years? No.

    Why do I keep doing the same thing & expecting different results?

    The good news is, I just sold all of my property in California & a getting ready to leave the US before idiot #45 drive the economy off a cliff, I am tarred & feathered for being gay, or watching this country slide back into the 50's.

  216. Shuttered by the SEC by pngwen · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if this counts as quitting, but the last regular job I worked prior to the one I have now was for a financial conglomerate. Apparently, the guys over in investing had some very shady dealings and the company was shut down by the SEC. I helped wind down their websites and export all their data for the investigation, and then I went back to grad school.

    Honestly, I'm much happier as a professor. So in a way, I suppose I should thank securities fraud for my current career! :-D

    --
    I am the penguin that codes in the night.
  217. Re:Pay and Commute. And feeling valued. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was this in 1995? My wife works as a secretary at a non-profit and makes 45K. We also live in the Midwest. You're getting screwed man.

  218. So long and thanks for all the fish by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

    I left $JOB_1 because I found an absolutely fabulous position at $JOB_2 doing exactly what I wanted to do.

    $JOB_2 left me because the bottom fell out of the market and they went out of business along with pretty much the entire industry. (But dammit, we made the *BEST* buggy whips available!)

    Left $JOB_3 because it was a soul-sucking company where everything was on a need to know basis, and if you weren't Japanese you didn't need to know.

    $JOB_4 left me when I accidentally crossed an HR zero-tolerance policy. No warnings, no chance to apologize or make amends, just out on my rear.

    $JOB_5 left me when they went out of business. They tried to prematurely optimize the manufacturing process before actually having a product to manufacture. That, and the sales person was only interested in the multi-million dollar customers and actively shunned anyone smaller.

    Still at $JOB_6 and I have been for a long while. I'm getting a little bored with the work but it's a good company and I have some sweet perqs I'd be unlikely to find elsewhere.

    --
    Chelloveck
    I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
  219. Impersonating me AGAIN? Ok then... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & You WISH you were me (since you impersonate me) & since you SAY so? A "portrait" of me https://365songsblog.files.wor... (lol, FITS ME MORE THAN YOU KNOW actually).

    This is what you PUT UP WITH when you're "World-Class" (like ME): STALKERS stalking you by UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous posts (everyone sees THAT constantly happening to me, & I suspect it's INFERIOR competitors, webmasters & advertisers (primarily/mostly) & lastly, quite possibly malware makers (as my hosts engine affects them all adversely BUT gives users of it more SPEED/SECURITY/RELIABILITY & more anonymity online)).

    * Hey Satan? GET THEE BEHIND ME!

    APK

    P.S.=> 3 things tell me I do it right:

    1st = User praise of my hosts engine https://tech.slashdot.org/comm...

    2nd "ATTACKS" I GET (from UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous fools, just like Elon Musk got https://tech.slashdot.org/stor... )

    3rd BEING IMITATED as "Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery" https://linux.slashdot.org/com... ... apk

  220. Vampires, vampires everywhere by elcor · · Score: 1

    They were sucking my blood, so despite the large paycheck I thought I'd rather be alive than rich.

  221. Always on the road by gregmonkey · · Score: 1

    I left my last job because I actually wanted to see my family more than 4 days a month. Granted the pay and benefits were great. I worked for two years for a company that bounced us all over the country at the drop of a hat and we would be shipped out to all manner of new builds/prison retrofits with little to no knowledge about what we needed to do when we got there or even what tools we would need to complete the work. So on my lunch breaks I started cold calling businesses in my home town to try and get something that would let me sleep in my own bed.

  222. The Boss and his lackey coder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My last boss was a combination of a micromanager and scatterbrain. Our contract coder never listened to business analysts and just did what he wanted or what the manager wanted. The manager would change direction of our shop on a moment's notice, ignoring commitments to clients, understanding of the law or corporate policies. Employees who left were not replaced. Promises to promote and backfill were forgotten. I got tired of fighting to stay on course or having the feeling that we're completing anything. For a supposed agile shop, we were lucky to release an iteration once a quarter. Going home from work demoralised an exhausted was not the way I want to spend my last decade in the workforce.

  223. Re: India, thanks trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both parties lose in a trade war, it's just basic macro-economics. The right way to deal with countries like China would be to create laws that impose high environmental standards and high worker's protection standards on all products and all subcontractors, whether domestic or imported. Then the countries can compete on an equal footing. No US politician will do that because it's US companies that are producing dirt cheap crap products under slave conditions in countries like China, India, Bangladesh. Americans want their ultra-cheap clothes...

  224. Laid off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the last 2 companies I worked for.

    Nathan

  225. Company was going under by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had been laid off (hourly job) and was working at a contract job (also hourly).
    When called back, it was obvious that the location I was at was going under. I worked for a couple of days to qualify for a contract signing bonus and went back to the contract job (which I had never quit).
    Sure enough, the plant closed about a year later. The company was bought out shortly after that.
    Me? I became a permanent employee a month later and steadily moved up at my new company.

  226. Started good and went to shit thanks to a buyout by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    I started with a company in 2005 that had been around since the 60s. It was well established, plenty of regular clients and new work coming in but not at a stupid (read: greedy) pace and growing at a reasonable rate so as not to overstretch things. The people at the top seemed to actually care about the company and they empowered us all to do great things as client consultants (gave decision making powers to the people on the ground? Unpossible!) we were very successful, so successful that a capitol investment firm swooped in like a plague and bought up the company, things went to shit very quickly:

    1. Systematically removed existing management
    2. Hired cheap-o whip crackin' style managers
    3. Created new workflows that added bottlenecks by design
    4. Bid on more work than we were capable of handling
    5. When not enough bids came back laid off several long term employees ("redundancies" created by braindead managers who can't math)
    6. Set unreasonable quarterly goals
    7. Bought and merged us with a useless consulting company just to get the contracts - slowly removed employees of that company (I'm pretty sure that's illegal but nobody cared then so I'm guessing nobody cares now)
    8. Changed the benefits plan 3 weeks before I was eligible (it went to 7 years rather than 5)
    9. Didn't hand out raises to devs after 2008 (they were a US company and getting slammed by the recession while business continued as usual in Canada RIP)

    All these things plus putting me on a contract I told management I didn't want to work on, having that project bleed people until I was the core leader / developer / support person, having to work overtime and not attend my 5 year anniversary while my coworkers fucked off and attended it was absolutely galling (your cake tasted great - SERIOUSLY?? fuck u) I mention that because it is emblematic of the kinds of shit they got up to. That is to say the ritual was more important than the purpose.

    I got the app stable in just under a year to the point where we went from an avg of 9 trouble tickets a week to 1 every two weeks, I gutted the app another company wrote that we were maintaining and re-wrote the majority of it and fixed accounting errors that had been prevalent from the first month of activation (at first they didn't believe I had fixed it and did a manual audit, turns out they were used to seeing a specific imbalance in all their reporting... for a decade *sigh*)

    Long story short, the company started out awesome (some of my favourite memories working in IT really) but got bought by some dunderheaded capitol investment firm and turned into a standard consulting shit-show.

    Most of the good people were gone by the time my friend rang me up with an actually interesting sounding job opportunity. I threw them a number I figured I should be at (as a highball number I was sure we'd negotiate) and it turned out that was slightly below avg and so they accepted my offer.

    And I've been working here for 8 years without much looking back, well, none really. The old place I worked at is a shadow of its former self, only occupying one office space now and people slowly swirling around the bowl, too valuable to make redundant but nothing new or interesting coming down the pipe anymore.

    I still like the work I'm doing here after 8 years, it's always interesting and I feel I'm compensated well for it. The main thing is they treat me like a human being and to me that counts for a lot these days.

    --
    crazy dynamite monkey
  227. Multiple Issues by wolff000 · · Score: 1

    I was hired by a small IT company that supported small Mom and Pop shops, small dental offices and retail stores of various types. I was hired to streamline support and create documentation to make support more uniform. I was soon tasked with a list of quick and dirty patch jobs for various clients. The owner regularly promised more than could be provided by the small team. This created mass amounts of stress and lots of angry calls from customers.

    The second issue was the boss's temper. He would often come into the office in a rage over something that happened outside the office. He would then yell and scream at the people in the office for minor delays or mistakes. Often the delays he was yelling about were delays he caused. Either by telling someone to wait or not getting his portion of the task done in time.

    I quit as soon as I found another job. Actually, a week or so prior till the other job was official but stress was just too high.

    --
    WTF?
  228. Got Fired by Ghoul123 · · Score: 1

    I got fired, because I stopped doing the work I was supposed to. In fact I stopped doing any word.

  229. Quite simple actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I quit because they had promissed me I would be working with Linux but in the end they needed a Windows admin and like 2% of my time was actually on linux.. so I changed and now im a full fledged Linux admin and I dont touch windows much anymore. YAY

  230. Looming Insolvency by LostOne · · Score: 1

    I left my previous job (about 2 decades ago) because my employer at the time was slowly going under. As soon as they even suggested that payroll would be late one month, I started looking. They even tried to stiff me on my final paycheck by saying "you didn't work those last two days of the month" (it was a weekend and not normal work days) so I think I got out just in time. They did hold on for another year or so but eventually tanked and their assets were bought out by another company that tanked a few years later itself. Within a few years, my take home had close to doubled (to within the industry average at the time once you exclude the unreasonable outliers that skewed the average substantially upward).

    My current job probably won't last until I retire (because reasons that make sense), but the past couple decades have been far better than the 18 months at the previous job.

    --

    If it works in theory, try something else in practice.
  231. University by Dusanyu · · Score: 1

    this was all the way back in 1997. I worked for a Sears auto Center replacing people's tires (better than the usual high school McJob) I Posted my Two weeks notice because I was Leaving for university in two weeks. Never had to quit a job sense

  232. Forced Migration to Agile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corporate buzzword-happy-hats moved our good, but not perfect, but mostly-successful dev shop to Agile. Suits hired an evangelist consultant. In kickoff meeting, evangelist stated there was no development project in existence that would work better without Agile than with. When things began to fail and processes broke down, we were told we weren't doing it right.

  233. The pink slip was the last straw. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really couldn't bear to stay after that.

    1. Re:The pink slip was the last straw. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex worker, eh?

    2. Re:The pink slip was the last straw. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Pity, the pink slip looked FABULOUS on you!

      --
      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  234. Pfffft - it sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technical debt beyond belief and a lack of interest in listening to what IT needed to do to stop the hemorrhaging. New CIO has the right mindset for the future, but failed to realize the effect of the past limiting the present operations inside the walls of the company.

    And that led to, literally, 24/7 work for me with a lackluster IT services provider in tow.

    Too few people trying to unravel a hellish mess.

    Simply not worth the anguish and frustration for an average paycheck.

  235. Re:Doubled my take-home. Not leaving work from hom by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Rather than just read the wanted ads, why not write to them speculatively? I've had jobs by doing that before. Saves them the hassle of advertising the position or paying a recruitment agency.

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    const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
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  236. Plain & simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My boss pushed my out of the door.

  237. The dot com implosion by mrflash818 · · Score: 1

    Back in 2005 got word from contacts in the accounting department that there would be massive layoffs at the dot-com division of the entertainment company I worked, "25% or higher staff cuts" was the warning, and decided the risk to my family was too high. Left dot-com for healthcare that year.

    Sure enough, one year later most of the LI contacts I knew that used to work there, didn't work there anymore.

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    Uh, Linux geek since 1999.
  238. Re: India, thanks trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is a zero sum game, so even if everyone raised their salaries you wouldn't have enough workers. Or we would just start having shortages in other high skill industries if more students moved from pre-med to computer science.

    The first claim is definitely false in any free-market economy or reasonable approximation thereof; the second claim I'm skeptical of.

  239. Been So Long I Forgot by tmjva · · Score: 1

    Just hit my 20 year benchmark.

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  240. posting as anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have left a few jobs for a few reasons:

    Company #1:
      - being trolled and pushed over the edge with people asking me every day when I would quit;
      - loosing my faith in the chain of command;
      - no prospect of future as outsourcing was the only way for me;
      - being referred to as 'cheap labor'
      - got 'fight or flight' response too often which led to panic attacks

    Company #2:
      - finding out by the client that I was 'outsourced'
      - failing to fullfil a deadline because no one cared about this one virtualisation system that was required to be operational so I could deliver my project

    Company #3:
      - hired as systems administrator to perform glorified secretary tasks;
      - supervisor delaying my analysis/reports so he could send them with his name;
      - supervisors made my life a nightmare including spending regurlarly 2 hours waiting after my shift was over because most likely I got holidays in christmas and new year and they didn't (at least it was too much of a coincidence);
      - working with devops who couldn't do a stack trace, didn't knew how to kill a process, etc etc etc...

    I also got fired once because I tried to refuse that 1/4 of my salary would be payed on a meal card and they tried to force me to accept the card with conditions that were not in my best interest. I asked for advice to the National Comittee for Data Protection and explained the situation. They said wanted to take the company to court. A few weeks later, goodbye.

    My advice for people out there is to be careful with what you say as it can be taken out of context and turned against you. Careful with claiming your rights or antagonizing some people, usually those who have a lot of cash to spend in out-source and the outsourcing market is like 80% of the positions available.

    I have to say that not all people are bad, as some people actually tried to help me and warned me that I could be labeled as a 'problematic person' for defending some of my rights. They were right all the way.

    Nowadays I end up doing poor freelance jobs for the adult industry less known players to barely survive. Keyword for a successful career seems to be 'submission'.

  241. Lies by skids · · Score: 1

    PHB lied to the workforce during an unpopular HQ relocation which was of dubious benefit, leaving them demoralized, then decided to stop providing a service to customers and expected us to lie to them by pretending no such decision had been made.

  242. Bought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sprint bought Nextel. Sprint dissolved my department. End of story.

  243. My manager. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He liked winding people up to see them flail.

  244. stupid people that fail up constantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I quit my last good job because there was a five year pay freeze for non-union workers (it was during the 2008 recession so I was patient at first) and I literally could not afford to stay.

    I quit several bad jobs after that because of retarded people. There was the micromanager (I didn't give any direction but decided I don't like these 10 things so let me call you to my office 10 times), then the space cadets (I'll provide no tools or objectives and then get mad when no progress on whatever it is we're doing doesn't get done), then the high school cafeteria clique (none of us can write code but, like, omg, Billy likes Burger King better than McDonalds, what a spaz I hate him now), then the government malaise (let's keep guessing and struggling and ignoring the end user and pretend contractor churn is why we never accomplish anything), then another round of space cadets, and now I'm ready to leave another job because of responsibility without authority plus a very (un)healthy mix of "our vendor is our boss" (oh, "Pennsylvania" is spelled wrong on a PA state government website? well, the vendor doesn't want to spend 10 seconds correcting it so there's nothing we can do. here's another million lines of code to review that they won't fix).

    I'm ready to just go be a bank teller or something. There's no room in software development for anybody that knows anything about computers.

  245. The only job I ever quit was delivering newspapers by mark-t · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid, I delivered the paper for about 2 years. I quit because I didn't realize what a good thing I had.

    That was about 40 years ago. I have had numerous jobs since then, but have never voluntarily left one.

  246. They said there would be CMAKE by forkfail · · Score: 2

    But the CMAKE was a lie.

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    Check your premises.
  247. To get away from the a**hole boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mid 1980's I heard the new head of the Small Business Administration being interviewed on the radio. The issue was:why do so many small businesses fail? Something 95% last less than 2 years (at that time, IIRC). He said a lot research had been done on why the high failure rare. But under his leadership (chest thumping pride, he was a politician) they were the first to research: why do people start a small business. The most common reason, like over 80%, was to get away from the a**hole boss.
    But once they start a business they discover they don't know how to start a business (get it off the ground; most are undercapitalized and over-spend on non-essentials), or keep it running and profitable, and discover the demands of time and effort are much higher, etc. (And a lot become an a**hole boss!)
    I leaped ship from an assh**e boss as an employee to a private contractor position, but discovered the new boss was just a different a**hole. After a few months quit, counting on my handsome face and savings, found a job teaching in my field, and then was recruited to work by someone else who was not an a**hole. And then bought that business out.

  248. I may do that after I prepare by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I want to start work there roughly June 2019 or maybe a little sooner. (I have to get an old house ready to sell.) If something happens at my current job, that could of course accelerate my timeline. I'm not looking at the ads in order to apply for the current openings, I'm looking in order to know how to be the perfect candidate for similar openings a year from now.

    Looking at their ads, I see many mentions of Solaris and of Oracle database. I don't have much experience in those in particular, though I'm very good at SQL databases generally and at Linux. When I contact them, I'd prefer to answer "yes, I do have the experience you're looking for". My current job allows me flexibility in what I work on, so I'll try to work on some Solaris or Oracle DB over the next few months.

    One item they want I can't put on my resume. That's a box I can't check off. So I want to be able to check off all of the other boxes, have everything else they want.

    Two months before I'm ready to move, I'll either reach out proactively outside of any specific job listing, or apply for existing listings. They have a LOT of positions here that fit my background, so there will likely be advertied openings.

    I did sign up for their email list of people interested in working for them. If it was a company that didn't employ so many people, so they didn't have multiple relevant listings at any given time, I would probably reach out. I'm also alert to side channels that may come up, such as meeting people who work there when I attend meetings of organizations related to the industry.

  249. Uh... "Quit?" by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    You may as well ask me why I dumped my last girlfriend.

    1. Re:Uh... "Quit?" by ferro+lad · · Score: 1

      Why'd you dump your last girlfriend then?

  250. Victim of an acquisition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I was working in one of the top-10 banks in my country. The pay was below average in IT, but the job was interesting - automation, devops, improving and modernising bank's processes and infrastructure management.
    Our corporate owner decided to quit financial services, so the bank was sold. It went downward from there. New owner (another bank) shutdown almost every one of our systems, broke everything we were working on for last few years. They dismantled infrastructure. They had no clue when it came to anything: app servers, storage arrays, networking. The purchases were not technically sound, it went down to politics and quid-pro-quo.
    At last the CEO promised payrise to match industry standard. But then Polish politics got into play and the CEO left. Payrise never materialised.
    Few months later new owners decided that the bank needs stuff we have done previously (infra automation, CI/CD for developers etc). Yet, despite having experienced devops team on payroll, they constantly denied us access to any servers.
    After almost a year of twiddling thumbs, my team collectively resigned. We got jobs in better companies, with avg 50% payrises.

    Now the "acquisitor" bank is going to be acquired by another. I really look forward for _their_ systems and work to be plowed into dust.

  251. Simple: it was too intense by dargaud · · Score: 1

    Doing winter overs in Antarctica was great, but after 15 years, with difficulty finding jobs between missions, and not wanting to lose a very nice wife, I stopped and found a desk job. Plenty of memories and pictures on my website though. I even did a slashdot interview about it a decade ago.

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  252. Had little choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My coworkers were all dead and they were stinking up the place. I didn't feel like burying them so I quit. No big loss, I never liked them.

    1. Re:Had little choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then, maybe you shouldn't have killed them all! Leave a few alive to bury the rest and then dig their own graves; that's what I always do!

  253. racism by originalGMC · · Score: 1

    subject says it all. Last job didn't like brown people, so we left.

  254. Re: India, thanks trump by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Trump has done more to protect your job from Indians than any president since Carter.

    And from Canadians. British, Germans, French, Asians, Africans, Australians... But Russians and Nokos are welcome. Oh, about your job. Sorry the hats are made in China now.

    --
    When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
  255. Bored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing interesting to do.

  256. Lies by pintpusher · · Score: 1

    Management lies and incompetence.

    Unfortunately, the position I went to was also a lie and run by incompetents. At this point, I'm just following money because that's the only thing that isn't a lie from management and business people. Those bastards are all just liars, in every company, at every level.

    --
    man, I feel like mold.
  257. Tired of making vaporware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything that I designed ended up becoming vaporware, and our CEO thought he was Steve Jobs and ignored his employee's opinions while stepping over their areas of expertise. My direct manager was consistently unavailable to provide direction, and I had no idea was I was going to be working on for any given day. I ended up making up a lot of my own work just to keep from going crazy.

  258. Needed more money + unexpectded opportunity by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

    I recently had my 2nd child, and I have been living in a large-ish 1 bedroom apartment with my wife and first child because the rent was damn good and the location excellent. I live in the greater Vancouver area, and housing prices are stupid. Getting a 2 bedroom place is very likely to double my rent for a lesser location and an overall smaller square footage unless I am willing to increase my commute from 'less than 30 minutes by transit' to 'about an hour and requires a car'.

    A conversation with a friend indicated an opportunity at his workplace, and I took a shot at it and got it. I managed a 20% pay increase too.

    END COMMUNICATION

  259. Sociopaths in middle management by RobinH · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously, some companies attract sociopaths. They hide themselves well, but look out for the knife in your back. Especially from HR. Found a nice family-run business that'd been around a while. Much more sane.

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    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Sociopaths in middle management by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Studies show that sociopaths do better than non-sociopaths in management positions.

      --
      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  260. I left because... by aticus.finch · · Score: 1

    The lying, the dishonesty, the shouting and violence .... they just couldn't take it anymore.

  261. Hostile management by eagl · · Score: 1

    Hostile management, 99% of the reason I left. Union contract had been up for renegotiation for 2 years. Company fouled up the schedule then blamed the union for an illegal work slowdown, a completely fabricated charge, and sued us. The judge ruled while the union lawyer was still en-route to the courtroom, more proof it was a setup.

    3 months later the company realized how horrible a mistake they had made when they lost 40 million dollars (or more) and had to report to the shareholders that they couldn't follow company growth plans because guess what - they didn't have a contract after 2 years. Almost immediately the company agreed to the union proposed payscale but by that time it was far too little too late, the company had already proven itself utterly untrustworthy and hostile.

    My new job required an initial pay cut, has nearly identical long-term income potential, and is harder work. But my new company isn't suing me over a pretend "illegal work action" so it's much better.

    The money isn't everything.

  262. Company was sold by skeib · · Score: 1

    I was the sole responsible for product planning and development in a nice, small cloud software provider. About 20 developers, roughly the same amount of other staff, and huge growth year-by-year. Any decision, no matter how large, could be made in hours by the people present in the office, as 100% of the company was owned by a small group of people still working there full time.

    So, inevitably, the company was sold to a huge player, immediately putting a lot of committees, bosses, plans, competing-but-not-competing products, etc.

    I agreed to go to one meeting to see if I was willing to stay, lasted 10 minutes, and handed in my resignation via email while still in the meeting.

  263. Bad management by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I was tasked with writing communications on a Linux workstation that NFS mounted the source repository. The workstation had dual Ethernet ports, but the site security restrictions did not allow me to connect it simultaneously to both the engineering network (where the code was stored) and my test network (which went through a WiFi Access Point to send commands to the device under test. In other words, company security rules made doing my assigned job a fireable offense! And I'll bet HP is still wondering why they can't retain good engineers anymore...

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    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  264. We ALL left for the same reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I and my co-workers left for the same reason a lot of IT professionals do...
    The entire department was outsourced! Apparently a handful of dedicated full-time individuals can be replaced by a single person that covers multiple companies in a given area.
    It's been years now and I still hear complaints from employees and customers alike. It always brings me joy!!

  265. bad management by Tom · · Score: 1

    Without going into details - management handled their responsibilities badly and then tried to offload the problem on my back.

    Stupid move when you're working in IT security and get regular calls from headhunters.

    Top-level boss saved the situation, now I'm still working for him, but in another one of his companies. Examples of terrible and great management side-by-side. Oh yes, the CEO of that company, the guy who made this mess, doesn't work there anymore. Would be interesting to hear his version of the story.

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  266. Simple by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

    They made me use Windows and blocked giphy.com

  267. Why I quit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last one?

    - The immediate boss and director had sat on a USD $2 million grant for at least two years and planned to turn it over to me and one other developer with six months left to deliver the unstarted software before he quit, having produced nothing other than word documents and omnigraffle diagrams.
    - The actual manager who was going to be promoted to director was blatantly hostile to developers ("I hate programmers"), to open source, and to any system she couldn't have her interns manage with a mouse. Fun story, the main website was hacked twice within a year of her getting the new position. The same person also didn't understand that software and IT required patching over time, and was quoted as "Microsoft never has bugs."
    - Bullshit academic environment -- I was told I'd have to wait another 4 years for a promotion despite outperforming two senior peers in every metric other than presentations given.
    - There was a 7 year waiting list for a nearby parking space. 5 years for 'closer'.
    - The state kept moving the age to get my pension further back.
    - I watched several colleagues get laid off - some of whom were suspiciously *near* getting a full pension
    - I watched some of the people who were laid off get brought back due to friends in high places in other departments. One of the "Systems Analyst 2"s couldn't even write a for-loop in the language he was supposedly an expert in.
    - Told to keep my mouth shut when I encountered overwhelming signs of data falsification consistently among certain grant recipients.
    - They kept recycling me into the same project every single year without any chances to ever learn or do new things (Hence the last year was me retraining myself while paid). The future director of IT literally didn't understand the difference between software and configuration.
    - I was able to get a 250% raise and relocation based off of initiatives undertaken in my own free time as a result of the above.

  268. I quit because the phone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working for a largish, reputable SMB market Managed Service Provider. Worked in MSPs for 5+ years before getting this job. In the interview, they say "We don't like the tiered support model, we only hire the equivalent of Tier 2 and 3." The job was for a "Network Administrator".

    What this really meant was that the Network Administrators were the ones answering the phones. Which is great, except that, the company did nothing to try and reduce call volume. For months I tried to get my boss to look at some strategies at encouraging customer use of the ticket system to submit tickets, all smiles and nods and then nothing ever happened. It wasn't a problem until I started getting trusted with more and more projects, but I was still expected to answer the phones. This wouldn't have been a huge deal except that my phone rang on average between 25 and 35 times a day. At other MSPs this number was much lower since the customers were trained to use the ticket system. I quit because basically their opinion was 'well when you have projects you just need to put in more time and maybe stay late to finish them.' Was already doing 5 ten hour days a week with normal support. Noped on out of there after my 1 year mark, got a cool 20k raise and a job where my time is expected to be 80% projects 20% support.

    And the phone hardly ever rings :-D

  269. Internet killed by krray · · Score: 1

    Internet killed our [primary] business. Thanks guys. :)
    Primary business back in the day was newspaper presses. Installing, moving, upgrading, repairing, etc.

    Guess how the newspaper business is doing today?

    They're barely fixing what they have, no big moves or expansions anymore. All the web-width reductions are were done long ago -- notice how all the papers around the world got skinnier and skinnier? You're welcome - my patent. DOA today.

    I laid off every friend I had hired and the whole fam-damily. Then closed and locked the doors myself and literally handed the keys to the bank. Walked away.

  270. Unethical CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fired as CEO of SF-based recently acquired (2018) company fired staff on 1/2 month intervals so employees would never get a chance for options to vest. Thus, company would hold said options to further enrich execs while providing only a portion of initial negotiated total compensation knowing the employee would be over-worked and options would return back to the company.

  271. US was pulling out of Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was working as a US military contractor in Iraq. US was pulling out and the base I was on had a couple months left on it, so I didn't extend my contract or go to Afghanistan.

  272. Onerous government contracts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got tired of working on government contracts with government micromanagement and reporting requirements.

  273. Re: India, thanks trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need a contraction in marketing. Most of it's worthless derivative shit.

    fixed

  274. Re:Poached with money (or cryptocurrency?) by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    No

  275. Toxic boss & atmosphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CEO would rejoice in tricking clients to pay more than warranted. She called that "taking a surprising leap in the last moment" and in a weird twist would compare this strategy to a rabbit escaping its perpetrator. Sometimes she also argued that attacking the client from a submerged position, like a submarine, was the best opportunity to get a deal. Good fun if watched from afar, up close, not so much. And ethics, you know.

  276. Open office by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

    Hearing every speakerphone conversation, chatty intern, clap-out at meetings, every youtube video for within thirty feet and feeling like I was in a fish-bowl with people whose qualifications differed from mine made it impossible to do focused coding at work in the few hours between meetings. Eventually, bringing the work home wasn't enough.

  277. Easier to leave than switch departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A while back, I was working for a software company in an administrative role but was interested in a technical role. I wanted to transfer to their software development department but was told something about it being under another vice president and too difficult to facilitate. They offered me a transfer to IT with zero pay raise (So still $28k in Texas) and exclusively late working hours.

    It was SO much easier to leave the company than to apply for an internal position at the same company. Much better now, thanks.

  278. Last job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My last job I left because they paid me to leave.

    Prior to that I left because my manager was a douchbag with unreasonable expectations.

    Before that it was unreasonable ongoing changes to my scheduling that was extremely unhealthy.

    Pay has never been a reason for me to leave a job, but if the pay was that bad I wouldn't have taken the job to begin with.

  279. Quit and Fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello! I was actually fired from my last job, but to give a little background, I must go into my job before that.

    First, I want to explain that I live in Arkansas, USA. It is a red state, and things work differently out here.

    The first job I worked at was for a document management company. I had actually worked there once before, left, and came back out of necessity. Two years, my second go around, at this company had me lower than low. I was working long hours, asked to develop impossible projects with little-to-no information from the sales team, and worst of all I wasn't paid overtime as an hourly worker. The owners of this company were complete racists, one of them regularly used coke, and let's just say the entire company was morally ambiguous. The final straw was when the owner told me, to my face, that I didn't do shit. I ended up leaving the company shortly there after, and took him to court over lost wages.

    The job after that was the same deal. I was Tier 2 support for a company that did managed IT for small businesses. The boss here was the "oooo shiny" type. Always getting distracted by new ways to make money, and the very reason I will never work for an 'entrepreneur' again. Our tier 3 technician had left the company about a year and a half into my employment there (because of changing goals, etc... it was too much), and I was again being asked to work long hours. Come to find out, they never switched me to salary. I had found out, and put my foot down with the boss. I was fired a couple of days later.

    I will never, ever work for small business again.

  280. pension dissapeared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was promised a pension, started, 3 years in changed it to vest at 25 years with the company, just a lot of dishonesty. Lots of people fled

  281. manager killed my ability to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my manager at a large 3-letter company confiscated the singular piece of mission-critical customer-owned development equipment, thus preventing me from continuing my work. so i quit, and the customer is not pleased (still, several months later) as i was literally the only person who knew how to implement the contract for the customer, and a whole new team had to be assembled to pretend like they could somehow do it despite knowing zero. this is costing them millions, and they still might be sued by the customer for breach of contract. allegedly, my manager did this to force me to do my tps report, which was clearly much more important to management. oops.

  282. Obama Did It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Obama administration pushed me out of my last job. Although most often documented by the firearms and marijuana industries, the "Do Not Bank" list is a very real thing. My previous employer (lending company) got on the list; and could not find a single bank in the country that would allow them to keep an account. A profitable and very functional business with ~50 employees disappeared over the inability to retain banking.

  283. Age by UncleJosh · · Score: 1

    I retired because I was turning 70. There have been comments about age discrimination in "resource actions" at the company where I worked for over 34 years, but my impression was that it was more "senior employee discrimination". I.e. the longer you work in a place, the more connections you have and therefore the more "dotted line" or "implicit" obligations you have that never show up on performance plans/evaluations or at least are more difficult to quantify. Anyway, I had held on long enough.

  284. Politics Poo is yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I realized bettering technology without bettering people and solving deep rooted injustices isn't gonna cut it.
    So I cut all of it, enjoy with your web kiddos and for the money programmers.

  285. Bad Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    High turnover of terrible Managers (three in 6 years) and IT Directors (four in 6 years), and a string of CIOs (a new one every year for 6 years) with no direction, vision, communication, or coordination. My final manager, at his first meeting with my team, said that because we were all unmarried, we were all incapable of understanding what normal human interaction was, and thus we were the problem. (It left the team dumbfounded because were were all married, except one guy who had been dating the same woman for 7 years.)

    I have too many stories of how bad it was, but the very last day there summarizes the experience perfectly. I bought a catered lunch for my co-workers on my last day. I spent a lot of my own money and bought enough for the entire floor in our building to eat. After I gathered up everyone to the conference room where the food was spread out, my boss turns to me in front of the crowd and says, "I guess this is a good moment to walk you out."

    I didn't get to touch any of the food I bought, nor was I allowed to actually say good-bye to anyone.

  286. They paid shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Went back to grad school as a research assistant. They paid 75% of what the âreal jobâ(TM) paid plus tuition. Much more rewarding.

    Got another âreal jobâ(TM) after graduating and been there ever since. More than a decade.

  287. Fairly basic reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got bored with the job.
    In fact that's why I have left all my previous jobs, with the exception of a University teaching job. I left that one because I couldn't be bothered playing the petty political games within the faculty.

  288. Why? by fropenn · · Score: 1

    Depends on who you ask. Some might say "pursuing new opportunity."

    Others might say "indictment."

    I say, 3 square meals a day and endless recreation opportunities.

  289. Sinking Ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corporate hired new management that started sinking the ship thought bad decisions and not trying to retain talent. A former manager threw me an offer from another, more stable place and I took it. Better pay, better benefits, no on call, management it local and cares about the staff, and no commute.

  290. Was let go because of Family Medical Leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wife was going in and out of Area hospitals due to mental health issues. I needed to take Family Medical Leave to watch her at home for a couple of weeks. Manager considered not working and getting paid stealing from the company. Was shown the door.

    1. Re:Was let go because of Family Medical Leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wife was fired after filing a worker's compensation claim. She had fallen down a tall flight of stairs (she was on crutches at the time) and herniated the disk at L4-L5. We found a good attorney and sued. They ended up paying her a year's wages. The key piece of evidence was the form the HR person signed for our mortgage application stating that the wife was expected to continue working for them. The form was signed months after the company had supposedly decided to fire the wife for cause. Destroyed the company's whole case. Also didn't help that the copies of some paperwork provided to the court had annotations that were not present on the originals (attorney got wind of this by accident). Definitely an interesting experience.

  291. Re:Pay and Commute. And feeling valued. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Once I casually mentioned to my boss that I heard the guy across the corridor who was a complete goof off was making more than I was. He said "This is intolerable", headed upstairs, and came back down with a raise.

    This is one of those reasons that companies don't normally want employees to know their coworkers' salaries.

  292. Re:Place was going down hill. Too much work and 7 by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    Why is every post getting modded zero in this thread today? Weird.

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    I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
  293. Politics and Ineptitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long story short the best talker wins.

    The best talker isn't always qualified, nor always representative of the shareholder.

    I have come to understand.

    There are politicians that get into politics to change the world for the better.

    There are politicians that get into politics because their skill is manipulation of other people.

    We all wish we could work with the former, but usually end up having to deal with the later.

    This is the same in office and out of office.

    Best solution: Go independent, undermine cheap 3rd world slave labor.

  294. Re:Stupid company set up voluntary severance packa by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    Company wanted to downsize.

    They gave monetary incentive, essentially "get out of here, take some money, so we don't have to do lengthy negotiations".

    Only problem was that the end result was this:

    http://dilbert.com/strip/2001-...

    When I worked in power plant construction the company I worked for decided to downsize. All the very senior staff were told they could get a very generous severance package plus retirement; so the all bailed. Not surprising - they were engineers and good at math. Trouble was none of us had any clue how the turbine control system worked, none of us worked for the turbine division. So when the client came to our office and said "we have a problem with the turbine" all we could do is say, "Sorry, there are no turbine engineers on staff." They wound up getting consulting gigs making more than they did before plus had full retirement benefits such as medical.

    It's not just companies, I had a friend that left the Navy when they offered a bonus to leave active duty, then went back a few years later when they were offering pilots bonuses to return, and keep the original bonus as well.

    --
    I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
  295. Re: India, thanks trump by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    LMAO!!! You may be right. OMG

    --
    I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
  296. Re: India, thanks trump by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    "if more students moved from pre-med to computer science"

    We need people who can think...not robots.

    --
    I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
  297. Favortism and Discrimination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company blatantly and overtly showed favoritism to their buddies from their prior company for hiring and promotions and they also were directed by the CEO to hire and promote women over men and to hire and promote "diversity" groups over non-diversity groups. And any combination of the above. The CEO even said in open forums "if you don't like it TOUGH!". He also made it clear that anyone that spoke out against these practices would be CRUSHED. "quite" blacklists were started to blacklist ANYONE who spoke out against these practices.

  298. Idiot boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While attempting to have a fact-based discussion with my boss about why a 1% raise was, factoring in inflation, mathematically amounting to giving me a pay cut year-over-year, his response was "Maybe I paid you too much last year." Left and never looked back.

  299. Tried to force me to be an employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tried to force me to be an employee. I was contracting there for 8 yrs and they decided I had to become an employee.

    I don't like office politics.

    Had my "FU" money, so I made plans to travel for about a year beginning the following week. My last day, the boss came by all excited that they'd gotten a 2 month exception and I wouldn't need to leave. I explained I'd already made plans, but could be available for telephone consulting at double my rate.

    That was in 2007. I've lived in SE Asia, Central Asia, South America, and South Africa for a few months each. Changed my life for the better.

    Around 2013, I got bored and started my own consulting company. After 18 months, I gave up re-retired.

    I miss coding.
    I miss being useful.
    I've maintained Linux admin skills, but not my coding stuff. C/C++ standards are compeltely different now. Ruby is 2 versions ahead and they finally released Perl6.

  300. Became a whistleblower by Mark+of+the+North · · Score: 1

    Worked as a technology director for a school authority. Most of the people I served were great. Many didn't understand the balancing act I had getting the necessary work done with the resources I had. A few selfish idiots were always complaining. Long hours. A tech department that was too small. Unhelpful management. The work was interesting but the politics were not. The usual story. But I was successful at building robust systems for a pittance. Over a couple of years, my department pulled the entire school authority out of the stone age.

    Two years in I felt I would burn out in five.

    Then we got a new top dog who was a micro-manager and intent on showing that he was in complete control. This was disappointing, but not all that foreign to me. Unfortunately, the fellow was pretty dim, didn't understand privacy laws, and brought along his entire working directory from his previous school authority, including a bunch of staff and students' personal information. This made the act of moving it from one school authority to another illegal. Long story short: I chose to politely and quietly let on that I understood that the issue needed to be dealt with, a simple matter that would only put a bit of egg on his face. I was fully aware that he might see this as an attack and choose to retaliate rather than admit any fault. Sure enough, I was done a few days later. I then reported the problem to the appropriate authorities. Again, he chose to retaliate. Lawyers were involved. It dragged on for more than a year and was quite stressful, but I ultimately emerged mentally intact and financially unscathed.

    The unfortunate lesson I learned was not to care so much about my work. I now view the systems and relationships I build like sand castles built below the high-tide line.

    Having talked to quite a few other whistle-blowers, I'm pretty wary of the public sector as well. There are plenty of sharks in those waters.

  301. Re:Burnout, Re-orgs, and Death. Oh My! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took a leave (and look for new job). But the economy had crunch about the time I went looking for work and ended up taking another year off.
    During that year I bought a business that I was going to use as a base then do more consulting contracts. The economy continued to be tight.
    The business started to eat up a lot of my time and I got ill. Finally ending up selling the business at a loss & a tried to get healthy.
    Ended up with a diagnosis of fibronmyalgia. Social security wont give me a disabilty (witch I am fighting for) and now I am living distributions from my retirement. I really needed to be employed the last 10 years. I always signed up for the long term disabilty insurance. I think between diet, work hours & bad management stress somewhere is the cause of my case of fibro. be fiscally responsable & have better insurance, the government wont help you.

  302. Company Owner stopped paying rent ... on purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He had the money, he was just too cheap to spend it.

    That led the staff to wonder if he was going to let us work, and "forget" to pay us.

    One guy got burned that way. The rest of us ejected en masse.

  303. Voluntary redundancy offer by Billlagr · · Score: 1

    Was too good to refuse. Took a couple of years time out, travelled, cleared up any and all debts, spent actual quality time with the kids, studied..Best time I ever spent, and was fortunate to have the funds behind me to do it.

  304. Re:Doubled my take-home. Not leaving work from hom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're exactly the sort of person who will be replaced with an AI as soon as utterly possible. You are a sunk cost to your employer and I have no doubt that they wish to get rid of you, but because of the BS you create, they can't.

    Stop thinking you're smarter than everyone else and start doing useful productive work that no one else can.

    Success in life really is that simple.

  305. Retired at 51. I'm almost 59 now. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    It was the right choice.

    You only have one life. If you *love* your job and gain your self worth from it- then please work!

    I never did. I worked for money. Once I had enough, I quit.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  306. last job was STE at Box 5 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Box was chaotic, open floor plan, really loud, no one could concentrate.

    The SRE job is really just devops, or super admin. Not at all interesting and waaay detour for my 30+ year career as computer scientist and embedded systems developer.

    I lasted about 9 months, clearly was thrashing (at the same time I wasdivorcing a witch with borderline personality disorder). So HR offered short term disability, which turned in to long term disability.

    Bottom line, disability covered expenses, vested the box stock after 4 years, they went public, I walked away with 6 figures and didn't have to work there!!!

    Today, work is a 4 letter word. I won't take a job just because I have to or something like that.

  307. My last boss was an ass, and I'd cashed out my opt by shm · · Score: 1

    Company laid off my boss of 8 years, and put a genuine asshole in his place.

    After a few months, I was on a call with the guy and got an alert saying the company stock was at an all time high.

    Cashed out then and there, during the call and resigned shortly after.

    Haven't worked since.

  308. Company Needed A Life Preserver And Didn't Get It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My field: aviation.

    My company sold, scrapped, or parked the entire fleet in which I work (i.e. just shy of 30 hulls). Lots of reasons for it including: *pilot shortage* (the economist's definition, not the media's), poorly timed union tactics, bad management, tons of backstabbing and buck-passing.

    Finding work is easy. Finding work that pays the bills isn't.

  309. Offshoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Combination of factors. The suits at the top, where the air is rare, were trading companies and expertise like commodities. There was also age discrimination in the workforce, but I felt trapped, as though I could do nothing about it.

    I had survived a series of mergers at the bottom of the ladder, where the air is not rare. My suits were trading companies, and we couldn't do anything about it. Then there was the wholesale export of American expertise offshore, not just in my company. It was all around, and my colleagues were forced to train offshore pirates to do their jobs, or else. Threats, threats, subtle threats, and more threats. I could easily see why the suits above us were afraid of their jobs, too, with all the mergers going on.

  310. terrible environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I left as it was the most poisonous environment I have ever worked in. A true culture of bullying, blame laying and lying.

  311. F***ked by "friends" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a small friendly team, it turns out the lead didn't like being embarrassed by his own incompetence. He and others acted like friends, but buried and killed any progress.

    I'm sure they've still done nothing but make things worse. They'll be gone soon enough. By the time people realize lots of things are changing, but nothing is getting better, they'll have migrated to other positions.

  312. For me... by antdude · · Score: 1

    2 layoffs (2.26 yrs. of dotcom + 12.84 years with a big security company)
    1.5 yrs. of remote contract job.

    Since then, I have been unemployed for over 1.62 yrs. :(

    --
    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  313. Re:HP enough said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Going out for drinks isn't about drinking. It's about social interaction and being friendly. If you don't want to do it, then don't - that's fine. But most people don't care if you're drinking whiskey or water. They just want some socializing. Though it sounds like if that's the promotion criteria you're in the wrong place regardless.

  314. Same thing that makes most people leave their jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad management.

  315. Re: India, thanks trump by reanjr · · Score: 1

    That is also true.

  316. Frankly, old age. by ArtFart · · Score: 1

    I'd been working nearly two years at a contract government job. The contracts came up for renegotiation and it was made clear that everyone would be "encouraged" to relocate to a consolidated office in another city. Had my wife and I been younger we might have considered it. Instead I decided it was a good cue to retire.

  317. Stay Current by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the first few jobs was me giving my self raises. It's faster and easier to cut your teeth hopping around instead of staying at one place for five years.
    However, money alone isn't enough anymore.

    Work doesn't always have to provoke thought but it's a hell of a lot more satisfying than doing the same operational tasks every day. If myself or an organization falls into the stagnation zone, I'll leave in fairly short order (and have done this the previous two jobs). Considering work consumes a large portion of the average person's life, I think it's worth protecting your own sanity in the process. Not to mention, this also ensures you stay relevant and change with the market.

  318. Did not respect my supervisor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was a thief. Under the table deals, theft of company property, etc. It was confirmed later when he got arrested for it. Don't know if he was convicted; don't care.
    Hired with my current employer on a handshake on the basis of character only. Money was better, too but not that much; more due to moving from deep south to north east us.
    2

    1. Re: Did not respect my supervisor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bleah--it posted. ...22 years later still working for the same co.

  319. Too many ambitions! by Mikkelsen · · Score: 1

    I worked for 1,5 years for a service comparing finansiel solutions on the European market (https://moneybanker.dk/), which was great since I arrived just after having graduate from my Master and the unemployment line was the next step at that time. At the beginning everything was fine and I had the time to learn my tasks and my colleagues. But then the unpredictable happened, as the company was sold to a private equity fund. They agreed upon a solution, where a part of the payment was based on the performance the two following years, as my boss continued this period. The incentive for kicking ass these two years was naturally high as fuc..., but me and my colleagues felt the pressure form day one! Suddenly we should run 3-4 times faster then before, which eventually caused stress and a sick note from my doctor. When I returned to my job nothing had changed, so I had no other option but to quit!

  320. Re:Meet the new boss, not the same as the old boss by hab136 · · Score: 1

    >I gave my resignation letter on a Friday. I gave them 3 weeks to transfer knowledge. I come in on Monday with my office door locks changed and all my personal property, including family photos and expensive vest in the dumpster. All the electronic stuff like phone chargers, drive docks and desk lamps were stolen. Fun times.

    Yeah, that's why you take everything home ahead of time. At many jobs, giving notice is rewarded with immediately being walked to the parking lot by security, so better to pack up your things yourself than by some oaf who will break or mangle things. Don't take everything at once, as that's obvious; just take a few things every day.

    When people notice your desk looking sparse, tell them something about spring cleaning or minimalism or redecorating. You can have plenty of stuff on your desk - just make sure it's the company's stuff.

  321. Reasons why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first wife divorced me and later my girlfriend miscarried the baby we had. I was excellent at work, but I needed to get away from this place. Far, far, far away and still make money to support myself. It's been loneliness from there on, but at least I've got Allah and my job.

  322. Enforced telecommuting by LQ · · Score: 1

    My British company was being sucked dry by US bean-counters. Last straw was closing the UK offices and making us all work from home.

  323. Left different jobs for different reasons by Matt-471 · · Score: 1

    I've worked for 5 companies over a 33 year career. Quit 1st job after 9 years to get away from dated technology and make more money. Quit 2nd job after 6 years to get away from a dying company and make more money. Laid off from 3rd job after 12 months because the company was dying (went from 1000 employees to 50 over the span of 3 months). Laid off from 4rd job after 18 months because the boss hated me (and the company was dying). Been at my current company for 16 years and plan to retire in the next year.

  324. Baby out of wedlock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Babymomma a dentist.

  325. Re:Burnout, Re-orgs, and Death. Oh My! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Fortunately, a great stock and housing market

    Yeah, uhhh, about that...

    VIX is down to 2006 levels. 10 year treasuries are below 2 year treasuries. You have 6-14 months before a 20-30% stock market dip. Forget FB dropping 20% due to sector cycling/fund rebalancing. Think BOA, Goldman, etc. dropping.

  326. Previous Company was sold by MooseDontBounce · · Score: 1

    Worked for 13+ years at a small, 80Million year in sales, aerospace company. The owner retired and sold it to a 2.8Billion year conglomerate in which the ONLY chart that mattered was the sales per employee metric. Saw the writing on the wall and left about a year ago. Very glad I did. The IT staff went from 5 down to 1 with no developers left on staff. That's okay because I'm very happy at my new job and my old company is more then willing to pay me $225/hr to consult and fix issues.

  327. Good question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My last job had unlimited paid time off, company outings, and I was making $95k. I quit because my managers ask me to accomplish two conflicting goals, integrate myself with other departments to earn trust, and do what my boss says (feature branching in git, wait to QA a feature until it is all done).
    Eventually the department I was supposed to make friends with asked for a feature that my boss did not care to implement. This created conflict that extends beyond me. Either they were colluding behind the scenes to make me look bad or they disagrees with each other so strongly that I would not be able to resolve the company's problems.
    One day my boss said "why don't you do this? It will be good for you." I am the only one who knows what's good for me. I quit the same day.

  328. People expect to get paid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I left my last job after the two siblings that owned the company ran it into the ground by using it as a piggy bank. They were both taking fancy trips, driving expensive cars, living in multiple houses, all while the employees weren't sure if their paycheck was going to bounce... First time my paycheck bounced and so did I.

  329. When the Company is Failing.... by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

    About 14 years ago, the company I worked for had a major upheaval; the owner of the company (who wasn't very tech-savvy) had a falling out with his senior programmers, and they all left. I was in tech training. When the owner started bringing in dozens of Indian and Chinese programmers who were trying to figure out how the company worked, it became clear that the company was no longer viable, and I started looking for something more stable.

    I'm sure my departure had nothing to do with the fact that the company collapsed, and was purchased by a larger tech services company about 8 months later.

  330. Workplace injury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hurt on the job, and my former employer told the worker's compensation board that they would not accommodate me. This was shortly after the birth of my 3rd child, and after they told me not to worry because my job would be safe.

    1. Re:Workplace injury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My leaving wasn't voluntary, in case I wasn't clear about that

  331. Bad culture, long hours, low pay for the work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...upside is old job enabled me to work with my current company so I was a shoe in for my current job.

  332. Tired of trying to hold up a loser company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After giving up multiple family vacations (they went without me - even one Christmas) because we had some major ERP or warehouse system development/testing/implementation to do...that ended up never going in...I finally decided that management from director on up (I was management) was incompetent. Multiple CIO's came and left. We didn't get bonuses or raises anymore because we didn't make plan, even though the company was a license to print money. How much money could we all have made had the place not been run by idiots? Who thinks that 25% growth year over year is a plausible plan? I finally got tired of being one of the losers. I'm better than that and I have skills in demand that mean I don't have to work for losers. It was easy to find a new job, all I did was update my resume on monster. I never applied for a single job, the phone starting ringing and three years later still rings even though I haven't touched the resume.

    Short story, often repeated: They took too much and gave too little.

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  334. Last paying job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually my last paying job. I liked the company, my manager and the people I was working with. The office was in San Francisco next to the Embarcadero Center and there was space in the basement where I could park my motorcycle for free and the commute was 30 minutes tops and the money was OK. So after many years I was where I always had wanted to be. Then my boss’s boss decided to move the group from S.F. to Mtn. View so they would be closer to other engineering staff and his living situation. At first I and another engineer were allowed to remain behind in S.F. for 6 months but then we got the word we needed to move as well. So my commute went from 30 minutes across the Bay Bridge to 1+hours down I-880, a road I hated for reason. And to make it better my wife and I had finally agreed to separate (she had been working as a Park Ranger in the high sierra and living away from me in a national park for the past 8 years). So to be honest I wasn’t exactly being upbeat. I’d started my career in Silicon Valley working in Mtn. View so it wasn’t all that much of a stretch, still. And then there were several (5+) incidents where I was close to incidents of road rage individuals including one where a fellow in a BMW barely managed to avoid the line of stopped traffic I was in on the freeway. A few milli-seconds slower reflex and his engine would have been in my console. So when my manager, a really nice Russian lady, dropped by one day and said we need to have a conversation. You don’t seem happy. I looked up at her for a couple of milli-seconds and replied “you’re right”. “Would you please terminate me?”. Sort of like that expression “They shoot horses, don’t they?”. She asked if I was serious, (I was 64 years old and although age discrimination was not yet as bad as it’s become lately it was a sensible question) and it took me a couple of seconds to realize that I was. So we set a date for me to finish up and arrange for a transfer of my projects. On my last day I brought in a Bar-B-Que lunch for the entire group, explained what I had been doing (frankly very little left) and passed that over to the other engineering staff. I remember getting only two phone calls later to clarify minor issues. My thought at the time was that if they would terminate me then I would be eligible for six months of unemployment (US standard at the time) and I would have time get my shit/head together and find another job. The timing though was fortuitous. The six months turned into a year and six months due to recession and extensions of unemployment. Among things that happened was that I became eligible for medicare and then as I owned my own home (paid off the mortgage a few years previously by putting everything I could afford into the monthly note) found I was living very nicely on unemployment. It paid for food, utilities and minor medical. When the unemployment finally ran out it was only a month until I became eligible for standard social security which I believe pays a little more than unemployment. So I had a WTF moment and asked myself why was I working for others and began my second career as an athlete (fencer, another story for another time). Actually I really liked my job, the folks I was working with, my manager, the environment in general but that commute and I was in need of rejuvenation and realignment.

    So if you had asked me that morning if I was going to quit, I would have said no. If you had asked me if I was contemplating going into retirement I would have said “no way”. But it was a snap call and as it turns out a reasonable one.

  335. Retirement by geowar · · Score: 1

    Figured 30 years with Apple was enough⦠;-)

  336. Abusive management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only time I ever quit a job was due to being yelled at for things I didn't do. It didn't matter what evidence I put up in my defense, I wasn't listened to. Then management would later find out that someone else had caused the problem. I would get a nice card, flowers and chocolate or a paid for dinner at a nice restaurant.
    I mentioned once that if they would just hold off on jumping to conclusions, they would have to buy stuff to apologize. I had to go to therapy to cope and the therapist said, "You are in an abusive relationship." After listening to a 40 minute tirade directed at me one afternoon, I cleaned out my office, left my keys on the manager's desk with a note that said "No one ever talks to me this way."

  337. Health by haydnb · · Score: 1

    Heart Attack, small company no health care.

  338. Mental Health by KayleeScruggs · · Score: 1

    I left my last job right after a meltdown at work that followed a week and a half of mini meltdowns at work. The previous year, this same job caused me to end up in a mental hospital, twice. To say it was unnecessarily stressful is an understatement. And most of it was preventable. Inefficient systems that were not allowed to be replaced, a boss that liked to seeing by and disrupt your work, and not being allowed to do your job all made the whole place more stressful for everyone. At least i want the one who came in and started waving a gun around. Fortunately, that was before i started working there.

  339. Bad executive management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They bought my employer and spent a daced mismanaging the division, until they were laying off good people to save enough money to goose the quarterly results

  340. They lied by thundercattt · · Score: 1

    What was said in the interview, was completely different than 1st day.

  341. Despite Obama's Assurances by Doctrinsograce · · Score: 1

    I was replaced by three offshore programmers from India.

  342. Re:dress code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to paraphrase a story I heard about a U.S. branch of a French company:

    The French management came to visit the Americans, and were horrified that the engineering department did not wear suits and ties. Word came down from the C-suite: "Everyone must wear suits, like we do in France."

    The department rebelled, and their supervisor went back to the C-suite with this message: "Okay, we'll wear suits... if we can have the month of August off, just like you do in France."

    The dress code directive was abandoned.

  343. Micromanagement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last job i quit, there was this owner-manager who thought that keeping me on the phone for 2+ hours every day and complaining that things don't get done faster would get things done faster.

    I was polite and kept at it for at least 6 months more than I should have. Then I said good bye.

    Funny enough, I heard that his partner bought him out and no one calls anyone for more than necessary any more in that company after I resigned. So at least I improved the work conditions for the other people.